Bankas Podcast - June 25, 2023


I am Olivia Chow ｜ The Bankas Show - #024


Episode Stats


Length

54 minutes

Words per minute

158.04494

Word count

8,584

Sentence count

842

Harmful content

Misogyny

44

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Toxicity

232

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Hate speech

66

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Summary

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Olivia Chow is running for mayor of Toronto. She's a Chinese-American woman who's running against a white man who's a closeted socialist and a white guy who wears a trans flag suit and sucks a dick.

Transcript

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00:00:00.320 Welcome to the Bankist Show, everybody. It is me, your host, Ben Bankist, future mayor of Toronto.
00:00:06.840 Currently identifying as Olivia Chow.
00:00:11.040 Not currently. Give me a wig. 0.89
00:00:14.420 We're going to be getting a... I'm going to be transitioning at some point during this show.
00:00:19.200 Folks, welcome to the show. I know it's been a tough... It's tough out there.
00:00:24.240 If you want a meatball sub, it's $17.
00:00:26.320 If you want a mortgage, it's impossible unless you're Chinese. 1.00
00:00:37.300 But I'm here to change that. I am the future mayor of Toronto, and I have a new slogan.
00:00:43.440 It's out with the trans, in with the Chinese. Is that what we're doing? 1.00
00:00:47.780 Out with the trans, in with the Chinese. Trans is out, Chinese is in. 1.00
00:00:52.160 I mean, Anthony Fury, my biggest competitor right now, he's a closeted socialist.
00:01:03.580 First of all, the biggest issue I have with Anthony Fury is that he is white, which, as we know, means that he is far right. 1.00
00:01:14.080 Other issues with Anthony Fury include the fact that he is a reasonable human being.
00:01:21.180 I'm against that. I think being reasonable is also far right.
00:01:24.940 The only way to be truly progressive is if nothing you say makes sense.
00:01:31.440 He makes a lot of sense. I don't think the voters like that.
00:01:35.240 That's why voters like Ben Bankus, because it's confusing.
00:01:38.500 Is he a human? Is he a monkey?
00:01:41.160 Is he a 60-year-old Chinese communist woman that was married to a white guy with Lanny McDonald's mustache?
00:01:49.440 Who is this guy? That's what people vote for now.
00:01:56.240 They vote for, I don't know who this guy is. 1.00
00:01:59.360 All I know about him is that he is fat, he wears a trans flag suit, and he sucks a hell of a dick. 1.00
00:02:10.180 That he does? 1.00
00:02:10.940 I think that's what people are voting for. 1.00
00:02:14.260 I want to know how good Olivia Chow is at sucking dick. 1.00
00:02:17.140 Not good enough to keep calculating at home. 1.00
00:02:19.900 That's right. Her ex-husband used to go to Rub and Tug.
00:02:23.080 So obviously she was not massaging the feet properly.
00:02:29.520 And then how is she going to massage the feet of Toronto? 0.94
00:02:33.280 How is she going to massage the feet of the homeless in Toronto who need their fentanyl?
00:02:39.860 And we're going to get it to them.
00:02:41.960 Who, us?
00:02:42.600 Yeah. Safe supply of fentanyl.
00:02:44.760 I'm going to look up fentanyl in my Just Enough Chinese handbook.
00:02:51.200 Here we go.
00:02:54.340 eBay Piju.
00:02:57.300 That's fentanyl in Chinese.
00:02:58.620 So Olivia Chow's plan is to bring a lot more EU Piju to Toronto. 0.98
00:03:07.500 And I don't like, I don't like it, I don't like Teresa, I don't like Olivia.
00:03:13.640 Why do all the Chinese people in politics, their last name, their first name is Teresa, Olivia, 1.00
00:03:21.420 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99
00:03:26.320 All their names sound the same. 1.00
00:03:28.740 Teresa, Olivia, Teresa, Chrystia, Chrystia Freeran.
00:03:34.400 What was the other, what was the Toronto woman's name who was married to the Pfizer guy?
00:03:42.020 Cruella Davila. 0.99
00:03:45.140 I know who you're talking about.
00:03:47.000 It's funny how many like-
00:03:48.220 Her scarf is in the mayor's office.
00:03:50.300 When we become mayor, you will wear her scarf.
00:03:52.060 Toronto's chief medical officer's scarf that she wore during, I guess, when she announced
00:03:59.260 that we were going into lockdown is an artifact at City Hall.
00:04:05.360 At City Hall right now, you can go look at this half Asian woman's scarf as a reminder 1.00
00:04:13.600 of what dictatorships can-
00:04:17.840 Remember when you were locked down?
00:04:18.960 How quickly a dictatorship can happen.
00:04:21.120 Her husband, can you look that up quickly?
00:04:24.420 But I'm pretty sure that Eileen, her name is Eileen Davila, she's no longer employed, I
00:04:30.840 believe, as she was part of John Tory's cabinet, but I could be wrong.
00:04:35.300 They could be waiting to fire her until Ben Benkis gets in.
00:04:38.660 By the way, when I become mayor, I'm going to fire everybody.
00:04:41.820 Everybody.
00:04:44.040 And we're replacing all of the staff with Uber Eats drivers.
00:04:48.380 That's how we're going to-
00:04:50.400 Elena Davila.
00:04:51.860 Eileen Davila.
00:04:52.940 Eileen Davila, signature scarf.
00:04:54.980 Let me just say this.
00:04:55.840 On the Toronto COVID exhibit.
00:04:57.140 When I am mayor of Toronto, I am going to replace all positions at City Hall with Uber drivers.
00:05:04.860 Every single role at City Hall, you're all fired the second that I get into the office, and every single person in there will be an Uber driver.
00:05:15.320 We're going to have Pal Dinder, Pal Jinder, Trigender, Gag and Deeps, and that's it. 1.00
00:05:22.820 But we're making Toronto Indian again, and Chinese.
00:05:26.580 We're going to be ruled by Indians for Chinese. 0.99
00:05:29.300 That's what Toronto should be.
00:05:30.340 That's true progressiveness. 0.99
00:05:33.080 And no more gays. 1.00
00:05:34.140 So Eileen Davila, does it say anything about her husband? 0.93
00:05:39.040 Did you look that up?
00:05:40.480 Okay, you want to look at her husband.
00:05:41.980 Eileen Davila's husband.
00:05:43.760 This woman, chief medical officer in Toronto.
00:05:46.420 Her husband was, is.
00:05:51.880 He's like on the board of directors of Pfizer or something.
00:05:55.780 One of these vaccine companies.
00:05:57.100 Richard Choi.
00:05:58.220 Richard Choi.
00:05:59.200 What's Richard Choi do?
00:06:02.820 The husband of Toronto.
00:06:06.600 Oh, okay.
00:06:07.500 This is a false fact.
00:06:09.580 Oh, false.
00:06:10.480 Well, there's a fact check.
00:06:11.460 Someone claimed he was a false husband of Toronto Public Health official Eileen Davila has been arrested.
00:06:16.520 That he put pressure on her to enact tighter restrictions than that he's in conflict of interest over vaccines.
00:06:21.540 Oh, Richard Choi.
00:06:23.700 This isn't a joke.
00:06:29.200 What does it say?
00:06:35.700 What does it say that he does?
00:06:37.180 Either way, I don't care what's a fact check and what's false news.
00:06:40.660 The reality is he is a Chinese shill. 0.99
00:06:44.060 Period.
00:06:44.580 His work with AstraZeneca, I believe.
00:06:46.920 AstraZeneca.
00:06:48.020 The best vaccine company out there if you want to die.
00:06:53.240 Yeah.
00:06:53.640 So her husband works on the board of AstraZeneca.
00:06:58.820 She's the chief medical officer of the city.
00:07:01.560 She pushes the vaxes.
00:07:03.220 She pushes the lockdowns. 0.93
00:07:06.460 It's a joke, folks.
00:07:08.180 I mean, we're living in a dictatorship.
00:07:09.840 I've said this for a long time.
00:07:11.580 I hate being this guy.
00:07:13.460 But the reason people are like, well, it's not a dictatorship.
00:07:16.160 It's a new type of dictatorship.
00:07:20.040 This is what you don't understand.
00:07:21.560 It's not an old school, you know, Mussolini, fascist dictatorship with force.
00:07:30.120 They're not using force.
00:07:30.800 I don't think this guy's on the board.
00:07:32.100 I think he just took pharmaceutical money.
00:07:33.520 Like, he's a doctor and he got paid by Pfizer and AstraZeneca at some point.
00:07:38.120 Like, when I'm mayor of Toronto, I'm going to fire all the doctors.
00:07:41.480 Every last doctor in the city will be fired and replaced also with Uber Eats drivers.
00:07:48.320 The ones on bikes because they have more gusto.
00:07:50.740 If you're an Uber Eats driver, I when I see an Uber Eats driver, I think that's a doctor from India.
00:07:56.160 That's what we've been told.
00:07:57.400 That's what the liberals have told me is that every single person who's delivering me food is a nuclear biologist, nuclear physicist. 1.00
00:08:05.960 But really, they're all really dumb. 1.00
00:08:08.120 I think all the people who do Uber are fucking stupid. 1.00
00:08:11.180 I'll be honest with you. 1.00
00:08:12.620 I don't think there's that many.
00:08:14.700 I'm sorry, please.
00:08:15.900 I do.
00:08:16.640 I'm one of the most advanced nuclear physicists.
00:08:20.380 No, you're not. 1.00
00:08:21.340 You fucking failed high school. 1.00
00:08:22.960 Now you live in Canada and you sit outside of McDonald's at 3 a.m. 1.00
00:08:26.820 waiting to bring Becky her chicken fingers.
00:08:30.180 Her chicken McNuggets.
00:08:31.060 Sorry.
00:08:31.400 This is serious.
00:08:34.620 Anyway, I'm pro-slavery.
00:08:38.120 What does that say?
00:08:39.860 Mayoral profile of Olivia Chow.
00:08:42.220 Let's read the mayoral profile of Olivia Chow for a moment, who's also my alter ego, as many of you know.
00:08:47.940 Mayoral profile.
00:08:48.640 Olivia Chow explains why, quote, the people need to be involved in fixing Toronto and why running for mayor is now more fun.
00:08:54.700 I'm just going to try to translate that quickly.
00:08:57.740 Go for it.
00:08:58.140 In the Chinese book.
00:08:58.980 Olivia Chow doesn't care. 1.00
00:09:24.360 People think about the NDP when they hear her name.
00:09:27.000 People know who I am.
00:09:28.100 People know my values.
00:09:29.380 Chow said.
00:09:29.900 You said when you sat down with CP24 ahead of Toronto.
00:09:32.740 That's what I said.
00:09:33.480 That's what you said.
00:09:34.780 It would be hard not to.
00:09:36.660 The 76-year-old, 67-year-old Chow.
00:09:39.700 She's 76?
00:09:40.520 67, my bad.
00:09:42.080 She's 67.
00:09:42.920 Dude, she's too... 1.00
00:09:43.860 First of all, she looks great.
00:09:45.460 Asians really don't age. 1.00
00:09:47.160 That's the one stereotype.
00:09:49.000 I like how the stereotypes...
00:09:50.420 Remember, when we were in grade school, we weren't fighting oppression.
00:09:56.100 But we did have some pushback on stereotypes.
00:09:59.500 That's what they talked about when we were in school, right?
00:10:01.500 They'd be like, watch out for stereotypes.
00:10:04.200 You don't want to stereotype people.
00:10:05.800 But then it's like, well, Asian people don't age. 1.00
00:10:09.240 It's like, well, yeah, that's true.
00:10:11.280 Oh, black people are really good at sports.
00:10:13.060 Oh, okay. 0.97
00:10:14.680 Asians are smart.
00:10:17.320 There's no real...
00:10:17.940 What are the white stereotypes that were all far right? 0.82
00:10:21.520 Well, that's a recent stereotype.
00:10:23.000 But before...
00:10:23.520 Don't season food.
00:10:24.300 When I went to school, people liked whites.
00:10:28.120 You were on the top?
00:10:29.380 We were on top.
00:10:31.100 There was no...
00:10:32.560 I mean, people made fun of whites because they were like, 0.95
00:10:34.720 oh, white people can't dance. 1.00
00:10:36.780 Blah, blah, blah. 0.99
00:10:37.680 But they weren't tearing down statues when I was in school.
00:10:40.340 But now they tear down the statues. 0.97
00:10:42.360 And they hate the whites. 0.96
00:10:44.100 Which is why Olivia Chow is... 1.00
00:10:47.320 There are people voting for Olivia Chow because she's not white. 0.99
00:10:50.440 And is that racist?
00:10:51.740 Yes.
00:10:52.800 Just like, you know, I'm voting for people because they are white. 0.98
00:10:56.560 Which means I'm voting for myself.
00:11:00.160 Legally, I'm allowed to do that.
00:11:01.560 If she is enjoying herself, it's likely because she made a commitment to do so.
00:11:06.560 A key lesson she learned in her run in 2014.
00:11:09.380 Chow says that she's better off being herself and focusing more on the come off poised and polished.
00:11:14.840 So far, it seems to be working.
00:11:17.600 She's poised and polished.
00:11:18.960 Poised and polished.
00:11:20.000 She is poised and polished.
00:11:21.180 I mean, she's 67.
00:11:22.140 This is her last shot at doing anything.
00:11:25.540 If she becomes mayor, she's going to be 70 years old as mayor. 0.99
00:11:28.460 We're going to have to put her in a home. 1.00
00:11:31.780 We're going to have to put her in a home. 1.00
00:11:33.680 We're going to make City Hall into a senior's home run by violent Jamaican women and compassionate Filipinos. 1.00
00:11:43.220 And they are going to do memory care for Olivia Chow when she starts losing her mind in a couple years.
00:11:51.340 In office, she's going to be roaming around City Hall going, 0.99
00:11:55.880 Where's Jack?
00:11:56.780 Where's Jack?
00:11:57.700 I want to see Jack.
00:11:59.360 Where's Jack?
00:12:00.040 They're my husband, Jerry.
00:12:10.660 Olivia Chow.
00:12:11.960 This is why you shouldn't vote for Olivia Chow. 0.58
00:12:13.980 Olivia Chow plans to euthanize all homeless people in the city of Toronto.
00:12:18.400 She plans to kick out all the rich people and bring in poors and create ghettos, similar to 1933 Germany. 1.00
00:12:31.840 She plans on investing in blimp technology.
00:12:38.420 She's going to be recreating the Hindenburg accident with the CN Tower with the giant pride balloon. 0.92
00:12:45.940 And the pride balloon is going to burn.
00:12:49.180 It's going to burn and hundreds will die.
00:12:52.040 For the cause.
00:12:53.000 Hundreds of people will die in a pride-related blimp slash zeppelin accident if Olivia Chow becomes mayor of Toronto.
00:13:06.420 And how do I know this?
00:13:07.340 Because I went to a psychic reader today, and that psychic reader told me very simply,
00:13:13.040 Olivia Chow equals Teresa Tam equals tragedy.
00:13:20.860 Yeah.
00:13:21.260 Blimp.
00:13:21.980 Blimp.
00:13:22.500 Blimp accidents.
00:13:23.320 Read more.
00:13:28.700 Let's hear more about Chow's profile.
00:13:31.340 Oh, she's pretty active.
00:13:32.820 I've always been in very good physical shape.
00:13:34.760 She runs.
00:13:35.220 She bikes.
00:13:35.640 She swims.
00:13:36.240 Does long-distance swimming.
00:13:37.560 Weights.
00:13:38.180 Canoe.
00:13:38.700 Kayak.
00:13:39.100 Paddleboard.
00:13:40.660 Skis.
00:13:41.340 Cross-country.
00:13:42.000 Downhill.
00:13:43.320 Oh, she's got lots of energy. 1.00
00:13:44.760 She's rising at 6 a.m. in the morning.
00:13:47.120 She does vape. 1.00
00:13:49.620 Olivia Chow.
00:13:50.460 She vapes. 1.00
00:13:50.940 She smokes weed.
00:13:51.600 Does she have kids?
00:13:55.120 Does she have half-Chinese children? 0.97
00:13:57.600 I feel like she has no children.
00:14:00.940 Because she's communist, right?
00:14:02.700 They don't have kids. 0.68
00:14:04.780 That's the weird thing about the whole liberal thing, is all the liberals want abortions, 0.98
00:14:09.460 and they don't want to have children, and they want to be trans. 0.54
00:14:11.640 And it's like, guys, that means that your ideology is only going to last max another 100 years.
00:14:16.180 If no liberals are having kids, and they're just aborting them, or they're making their kids, you know,
00:14:26.720 they're sterilizing them by transitioning them, then what are we worried about, folks? 1.00
00:14:33.860 Don't be worried about the liberals.
00:14:35.060 They are taking care of getting rid of themselves.
00:14:42.580 Conservatives are having kids.
00:14:44.860 Conservatives are...
00:14:46.000 I don't see anything about our kids, but she does know both Cantonese and Mandarin.
00:14:50.360 Oh, that's very interesting.
00:14:52.660 So does Ben Banku.
00:14:54.340 Here, let me read you a paragraph that I wrote in Mandarin today.
00:15:02.800 Just so you guys know what I just said.
00:15:21.160 I said, the beach, the marketplace, the rail station, can I book a seat?
00:15:25.420 Can I book a berth?
00:15:28.980 Beautiful.
00:15:29.540 Can I book a berth?
00:15:30.880 That's what you want to be asking in Chinese.
00:15:34.900 Let's book a berth.
00:15:37.380 Where do I buy a ticket?
00:15:40.120 Piao, ti, na, mi.
00:15:45.440 I want Piao, mi, nong, tinh, tinh, tinh, written on every TTC.
00:15:51.980 TTC, straight call.
00:15:53.540 This is why Ben Bankus is the number one choice of the CCP.
00:15:58.000 I'm the number one choice of the CCP.
00:15:59.960 I'm the number one choice of the TTC.
00:16:01.860 I'm the number one choice of the CDC.
00:16:04.560 I'm the number one choice of the WEF.
00:16:06.920 I'm the number one choice of the WHO.
00:16:09.600 I'm the number one choice of the NHL.
00:16:12.340 I'm the number one choice of the WNBA.
00:16:15.080 Vote Ben Bankus as your next Mayor of Toronto. 0.99
00:16:16.820 All the other candidates not only are racist, but they are homophobic, transphobic, and 0.99
00:16:23.680 Islamophobic. 1.00
00:16:26.460 And they're fucking gay. 1.00
00:16:27.900 Fucking f*****g, all of them. 1.00
00:16:32.800 Can you say that? 1.00
00:16:33.880 Can I say Olivia Chan's a f*****g? 1.00
00:16:36.620 Olivia, you're a f*****g. 1.00
00:16:38.540 Probably not if you want to monetize this thing. 1.00
00:16:40.980 Yeah, well, we just bleep it.
00:16:42.480 I don't know what I said.
00:16:43.280 I said, she's a beautiful, beautiful.
00:16:46.280 She's a beautiful woman.
00:16:49.660 You know what turned me on?
00:16:51.920 When I see Olivia Chow on a paddleboard.
00:16:55.820 Oh, Olivia, I love the way you paddleboard.
00:16:59.800 Are you going to be paddleboarding all day long on erection day?
00:17:05.360 You go to Toronto, Ireland, you get on a board, you bring a paddle.
00:17:09.600 You are Chinese. 0.84
00:17:11.820 Do you want to tell them the good news about today?
00:17:14.260 We just met with the Chinese embassy?
00:17:17.560 Oh, yeah.
00:17:17.880 Today, June 21st, I, Ben Bankis, a.k.a.
00:17:22.380 Olivia Chow, met with the Chinese embassy, and they have confirmed that Olivia Chow is going
00:17:28.880 to win.
00:17:29.340 It's not me.
00:17:30.620 No.
00:17:32.360 Is that what we were going to say?
00:17:33.860 You can vote from anywhere.
00:17:35.160 Oh, yeah.
00:17:35.500 Folks, I have a lot of people asking me how they can vote for Ben Bankis as mayor of Toronto
00:17:43.520 if they do not live in Toronto or they do not live in Canada, and there is a very simple
00:17:50.080 way to vote for me.
00:17:52.100 What you do is you write on a piece of paper, I vote Ben Bankis, and then you mail that to
00:17:59.560 your local Chinese consulate or embassy, and one way or another, it will end up counting.
00:18:06.660 Now, I can read you a paragraph that explains this.
00:18:10.660 Xien xin yi tao xuan, hua xuan chi dang bing, cha tu tao, yi wan, tang gu ten, yu yin chi,
00:18:27.180 chu zhu chi cha jen.
00:18:30.100 Hey, there you have it.
00:18:34.780 It's happening, folks.
00:18:36.500 There are a lot of other things that we want to let you guys know.
00:18:39.600 I am going on tour.
00:18:41.200 I am going back to Niagara Falls, Toronto.
00:18:46.680 Fort St. John.
00:18:47.500 Fort St. John.
00:18:49.020 But then more importantly, Vancouver, BC, and Calgary, BC, all new material.
00:18:53.760 Alberta.
00:18:54.860 Off the top of the dome.
00:18:56.780 A lot of new stuff that I've been working on.
00:18:59.320 Come out and see me.
00:19:01.040 I'm also going to Cranbrook.
00:19:02.980 I'm going to Salmon Arm.
00:19:05.580 I'm going to Castle Gar.
00:19:10.380 It's very bizarre.
00:19:11.320 I would have never chosen those places.
00:19:12.760 Somebody reached out to me and was like, I can get you into these shows and this is how
00:19:16.240 much money you're going to make.
00:19:17.060 And I was like, yes.
00:19:18.180 And now I'm worried that only 10 people live in those towns.
00:19:22.060 But that's okay.
00:19:23.280 Because we're going to fill them up.
00:19:25.840 That's what we do.
00:19:26.760 With homeless people from Vancouver.
00:19:27.560 We're going to get homeless people on fentanyl at the shows.
00:19:31.580 We're going to be busing.
00:19:32.520 We're going to be spending tens of thousands of dollars to bus people into Castle Gar to
00:19:37.420 see this show.
00:19:38.020 If you go to the show, you might get stabbed by a homeless person.
00:19:40.820 That's best case scenario.
00:19:43.140 Worst case scenario is...
00:19:45.920 Every show will have a homeless person on fentanyl.
00:19:49.900 OD.
00:19:50.180 I already told you, we will be euthanizing the homeless soon.
00:19:58.340 I think, right?
00:19:59.800 Basically.
00:20:00.060 Is that what we're going to do with them?
00:20:01.480 I mean, that seems the federal government's on line, so we can push forward quickly.
00:20:09.700 I have to quit weed.
00:20:11.560 I can't think straight.
00:20:13.120 I don't have anything interesting to say. 0.97
00:20:15.040 I'm just retarded. 1.00
00:20:16.320 I want to kill myself. 1.00
00:20:17.300 Well, you can do that now. 1.00
00:20:21.960 I'm sad. 0.98
00:20:23.000 I want to die. 0.84
00:20:23.980 Pull up another article.
00:20:26.540 It's hot in here. 1.00
00:20:29.380 Fuck. 1.00
00:20:30.300 Chantelle Herbert. 1.00
00:20:31.760 Globe editorial.
00:20:32.720 The state has a duty to protect trans students.
00:20:36.120 Hit me with it.
00:20:37.680 Read it to me.
00:20:38.340 Pride Month was born not in celebration, but in protest against attacks on LGBTQ community.
00:20:46.360 Against police raids on bars and bathhouses and other queer gathering places.
00:20:50.100 It became a protest against society that shunned those with AIDS against laws that denied
00:20:55.080 sane-sex couples equal rights against prejudice towards people whose identity did not match
00:20:59.220 their body.
00:21:00.320 Once again, the LGBT community is under assault. 1.00
00:21:03.740 Those who stand with them must help them fight that.
00:21:04.340 Identity didn't match your body, bro.
00:21:06.320 That's literally, that's the definition of me.
00:21:09.680 I identify as a in-shape, good-looking Chinese monkey.
00:21:17.280 And nobody understands.
00:21:19.960 Where are the rights for me?
00:21:21.580 Where are the rights for the trans-species human? 0.91
00:21:23.900 Where are the rights for the trans-racial humans? 0.99
00:21:26.080 Why, as a person who believes deep down that they are a Chinese, why do I have to hide that?
00:21:36.940 Why do I have to pretend like I am a white, straight male every day?
00:21:41.880 I'm sick of it.
00:21:42.940 I am a queer-identifying, multiracial, multispecies, human-animal hybrid monkey.
00:21:51.220 Is that so hard for people to understand?
00:21:55.620 What do I have to do to get the federal government to recognize-
00:22:00.140 Become the mayor.
00:22:00.540 Become the mayor.
00:22:02.140 That's what you're fighting for.
00:22:03.540 All the other trans-monkey-human-species hybrid people out there. 1.00
00:22:07.820 When I become mayor, I will make it legal to identify as any animal, any species, any insect, any mammal, any reptile, any-
00:22:23.820 What's it, what are frogs again?
00:22:25.860 Amphibians. 1.00
00:22:26.920 Amphibian. 0.99
00:22:28.220 I think that's wrong, but we're going with it.
00:22:31.000 Do you understand? 0.98
00:22:34.320 As mayor of Toronto, you will be allowed to identify as a German rat. 0.99
00:22:43.620 And be free of persecution. 0.76
00:22:47.180 So, you have to vote for me as mayor of Toronto.
00:22:49.480 And if you don't vote for me as mayor of Toronto, I'm still going to win.
00:22:54.560 Because I am Olivia Chow, and she is the front-runner, and I am her.
00:22:57.620 I identify as her.
00:22:59.320 Legally, if she wins, I win.
00:23:02.500 Because I identify as her.
00:23:05.580 Legally.
00:23:06.580 And everybody's protecting trans kids.
00:23:10.240 What about kids who think they're Olivia Chow?
00:23:14.100 Great question.
00:23:15.340 What if your four-year-old goes,
00:23:17.780 Dad, Dad, I am Olivia Chow!
00:23:22.140 And then he goes, Super Saiyan.
00:23:24.880 You have to protect those children.
00:23:25.980 There is a property tax to pay for.
00:23:30.200 To pay for the homeless.
00:23:32.140 To be able to have a coupon for the weeds, though.
00:23:36.360 I want the homeless people to get free weed at the Tokyo Smoke. 1.00
00:23:41.840 Continue this article about these.
00:23:44.280 The protections that we have in place for the trans children, which, as we know.
00:23:49.300 I just want to.
00:23:49.920 Wait, before you go, I just want to make this statement.
00:23:51.880 Don't interrupt me for a moment, because this is important.
00:23:58.740 Everybody needs to protect trans children right now.
00:24:04.060 This is the most important issue in the country.
00:24:07.880 Even though we have inflation, which is causing a meatball sub to cost $17.
00:24:15.240 Even though the government is trying to phase out gas-powered cars, which, as we know, the majority of cars in the country are gas-powered.
00:24:25.820 So they're doing that with carbon taxes and making it more expensive to have a gas-powered car.
00:24:30.880 They're making it more expensive to have a home, because taxes are going up.
00:24:35.140 And with inflation, the house is already an inflated price.
00:24:40.720 And on top of that, you have interest rates going up, which means if you want to get a mortgage or a loan, that's more expensive.
00:24:47.820 The way we solve these problems is by protecting trans children.
00:24:51.900 And if you don't understand that, you should go to a maid clinic and ask the Jamaican lady to give you the last vaccine you'll ever need. 1.00
00:24:59.240 Amen.
00:25:00.860 On Thursday, New Brunswick's legislature voted on a motion that seeks to roll back changes imposed last week by Progressive Conservative Premier Blaine Higgins.
00:25:10.120 Those changes reversed his own government's sexual orientation and gender identity policy for schools.
00:25:15.320 This is the thing where he said, you know, you can't change your pronouns under 16 when you don't tell your parents.
00:25:19.700 New Brunswick Premier is saying that you can no longer change your pronouns without letting your parents know if you're under 16,
00:25:27.580 which any liberal knows that that is a criminal act.
00:25:34.880 That is a criminal act to not let a child decide what they were.
00:25:45.980 This garnered protests not only from opposition liberals and the province's child and youth advocate,
00:25:50.700 but from eight conservative MLAs, including six cabinet ministers.
00:25:55.720 What, it was approved?
00:25:56.620 There were some conservatives who were like, no, we need to trans the kids.
00:26:02.200 This is me being serious for a second.
00:26:04.980 Aaron O'Toole is a shill. 1.00
00:26:07.260 He is a, he is controlled opposition.
00:26:10.400 He is a placement made by the Liberal Party.
00:26:13.920 Somebody somehow is paying the guy to be woke.
00:26:20.840 Should I not have said that?
00:26:22.420 I don't care. 1.00
00:26:23.220 The point is, Aaron O'Toole is fat, he's ugly, and he's dumb. 1.00
00:26:30.220 And he's also willing to do anything for anybody who gives him money because he's desperate. 1.00
00:26:35.620 And if you've seen a picture of his wife, she doesn't look good. 0.52
00:26:39.220 She looks bad.
00:26:40.940 Are you allowed to say that?
00:26:42.000 But she's not great.
00:26:44.980 So I get it.
00:26:47.380 But Aaron, Aaron O'Toole, you've also read this book, Just Enough Chinese.
00:26:53.220 This is actually the liberal handbook for how to run your government, Just Enough Chinese. 1.00
00:26:58.880 All conservatives who want to bow down to the left and go, we need to become more progressive to win.
00:27:06.780 You're never going to win like that.
00:27:08.540 Because anybody voting for you because you're progressive isn't voting for you.
00:27:13.080 They're voting for the liberals.
00:27:14.220 Do you understand that?
00:27:14.860 They're voting for the NDP.
00:27:16.100 And that's why it's a dictatorship, folks.
00:27:18.440 Because it's set up in a way to look like it's not.
00:27:22.680 We have three main parties, the liberals, the NDP, and the conservatives.
00:27:27.940 But the liberals and the NDP team up together and make sure that the conservatives can't pass any bills.
00:27:34.280 And they can table any bill that they want, the liberals, that is, and have the NDP vote on their side.
00:27:41.520 And no matter how many times the conservatives say no, those bills are getting passed.
00:27:45.880 That's why Bill C-11 got passed.
00:27:47.820 That's why all these censorship and the hate speech and everything's getting passed that the liberals put forward.
00:27:54.560 You know that it's illegal.
00:27:55.700 If your kid says, I think I'm gay, and you go, no, you're not, that's a felony in Canada.
00:28:00.460 Okay? 0.54
00:28:02.600 Why are we allowing the country to be controlled by people who aren't cool? 1.00
00:28:11.360 People who are losers. 0.92
00:28:13.380 People who support things that if you'd supported in high school, 0.97
00:28:16.940 you got made fun of and potentially beaten up.
00:28:21.520 Can we please stop with that? 0.98
00:28:24.020 With the losers. 0.98
00:28:25.360 And with bankers. 0.99
00:28:26.080 I don't know what the hell the noise that is. 0.99
00:28:29.820 Cass is like bouncing a ball on the ground while I do my fucking podcast. 0.98
00:28:33.820 Anyway, continue the article. 0.95
00:28:39.960 The dissident MLAs, all MLAs for that matter, should vote in support of returning the previous policy,
00:28:46.040 which allows children to change their names or pronouns at school without teachers being forced to tell parents.
00:28:50.580 What is, like, what I don't understand is, okay, so over the last five years,
00:28:58.660 it's become very apparent that we are living in a society controlled by psychopathic. 1.00
00:29:06.020 Losers. 1.00
00:29:07.180 Losers. 1.00
00:29:08.020 No, because the losers. 1.00
00:29:10.140 No, no. 0.99
00:29:10.480 Wait a second.
00:29:10.860 Let me make this statement.
00:29:11.660 You have to remember, some of these become Instagram clips.
00:29:14.400 I know, but I'm helping you because you just did a rant that I've been doing for three years now.
00:29:18.640 What?
00:29:18.860 An old rant.
00:29:19.600 The, you know, the one.
00:29:20.840 The Aaron O'Toole.
00:29:21.480 The Aaron O'Toole one.
00:29:22.380 Yeah, you're right about, you know, the balance of power in this.
00:29:24.800 But people don't know this.
00:29:26.680 But what I'm going to say.
00:29:27.120 I'm going to drop some wisdom. 0.98
00:29:28.300 The losers that control this, right? 1.00
00:29:29.700 It's all the academics and the fucking bureaucrats and that who got a university degree 1.00
00:29:34.640 but learned nothing fucking useful like engineering, whatever. 1.00
00:29:37.460 They learned this fucking shit. 1.00
00:29:38.740 But that's no, no, no. 1.00
00:29:39.680 And they get into.
00:29:39.780 That's not it.
00:29:40.500 That's not it.
00:29:41.340 That's not it. 0.99
00:29:41.880 It's the psychotic, powerful, billionaire pedophiles that use the nerdy academics to push the agenda 0.97
00:29:51.240 that at the end of the day is helping them. 0.94
00:29:53.760 So we understand in the last five years it's become apparent through the Epstein stuff 0.94
00:29:58.720 and the, you know, the Prince Andrew stuff that all these powerful people are psychotic pedophiles 0.93
00:30:04.480 and they're controlling the world. 0.96
00:30:07.720 And they're using people like Justin Trudeau and Biden and other weak, wannabe academic, wannabe woke people to push their agenda.
00:30:19.500 Now, you're talking about allowing children to change their identities at school and not have to tell their parents when they live with their parents.
00:30:30.520 Their parents are the ones that feed them, the ones that they're the ones that pay for their life.
00:30:36.880 So what I'm saying is this is terrifying because you are have the academic crowd convincing the regular people that this is OK. 0.99
00:30:48.000 And the academic nerdy loser people like Trudeau who are pushing the LGBTQ plus to YA your kids trans now agenda are being controlled by actual fucking pedophiles through an ESG score. 0.95
00:31:06.580 And then they use these scores, these ESG environmental, what is it, environmental, environmental social justice governance. 0.99
00:31:16.040 We're pretending that we're these woke societies and guys, all of the technology that we use, all of the clothes we wear are made by slaves in third world countries who have no rights and make no money. 1.00
00:31:29.240 So. So. The West is still surviving off of slavery, we just don't have the slaves here, we have them in India and Bangladesh and China, but slowly we're bringing a few over, right? 0.61
00:31:41.120 Oh, are you tired of making T-shirts? Well, you can come here and bring us food at fucking 3 a.m. 0.98
00:31:48.200 It's disgusting what's happening and the fact that people don't care about. 0.98
00:31:52.680 You know, that like I think the reason that the bigger reason is that they're getting away with teaching all the kids this stuff is because a lot of cool people right now don't have kids.
00:32:04.720 A lot of cool 30 year olds and 40 year olds don't have children in schools, so they have no idea what's going on.
00:32:11.780 They just don't care. But if they did, they would care. And that and they've gotten us to that point.
00:32:16.280 They've convinced people to have children later and later in life.
00:32:19.200 Right. Wait as long as you can. My mom had me when she was 43 years old.
00:32:23.600 Look how that turned out. Now she's a dementia patient in the seniors home. 0.99
00:32:27.200 And, you know, it's just pathetic. So have kids a little younger. 0.99
00:32:31.480 And if you do, then you can be involved in the conversation.
00:32:34.140 But most people don't have kids and they're just like, well, I can't really make a statement because I don't have kids.
00:32:39.880 Well, you should have. You should have had kids. 0.96
00:32:42.080 You should have. Because now.
00:32:45.980 Like, I don't know. Is it all trans people like finish this podcast? 1.00
00:32:49.200 Guys, go fuck your wife. 1.00
00:32:51.240 Come inside of the vagina. If you have a child, you have a child. 1.00
00:32:55.300 Deal with it.
00:32:57.880 Anyway, my point is that all these school boards of these weird, woke white women with the librarian glasses on 1.00
00:33:06.680 who are pushing this gender ideology and the idea that your child doesn't know who they are 0.99
00:33:12.080 and your child might be a boy and your child might be a girl is fucking insane. 0.99
00:33:18.560 Like, I don't even want to talk about it. 1.00
00:33:21.000 It's that insane.
00:33:22.660 It shouldn't exist.
00:33:24.220 This shouldn't be happening.
00:33:25.860 You shouldn't have to worry about sending your kid to school that the teachers are going to convince them that they're the wrong gender. 0.99
00:33:32.100 This did not happen in the past.
00:33:33.960 You can't argue that this is now the right thing to do.
00:33:38.320 There was a woman. 0.95
00:33:39.300 I talked about it on the podcast when it happened, but I'll talk about it right now again.
00:33:43.100 Walking down the street near my house and she commented how fast the cars were going and I made a joke.
00:33:48.260 Oh, actually, I'm running for mayor and I'll fix that.
00:33:50.900 And she recognized me because I was in the pride suit in the Toronto Sun like two days before this happened.
00:33:57.360 She's like, oh, I saw you on there.
00:33:58.980 And I was with my kid and my dogs.
00:34:02.280 And, you know, I talked to her.
00:34:04.420 She said, oh, I already know who I'm going to vote for.
00:34:06.720 You know, pretty much just saying I'm going to vote for Olivia Chow.
00:34:10.080 And I said to her, you know, well, what about this liberal policies?
00:34:12.880 Don't you not like do you agree with that children should be taught in grade school like in kindergarten? 0.99
00:34:20.540 They're teaching kids about fuck. 1.00
00:34:22.680 I don't know what like in anal like sex and that maybe you're a boy, maybe you're a girl. 1.00
00:34:27.780 You can't talk to a child like that and fucking expect them to not be confused. 1.00
00:34:32.400 Are you fucking stupid? 1.00
00:34:34.100 So this bitch is like, well, these kids better learn someday and starts small. 1.00
00:34:39.060 No. 1.00
00:34:39.420 And I said they are teaching this stuff.
00:34:41.120 Oh, I don't know if it's that crazy.
00:34:43.080 And then she was saying, oh, well, I was a teacher.
00:34:45.440 She says she was a teacher.
00:34:47.160 And, oh, well, there was a lot of gay and trans kids more and more towards the end of my career.
00:34:51.900 Yeah, because they're teaching about it more and more.
00:34:54.040 How do you think that happened?
00:34:54.780 And then I go, do you have kids?
00:34:57.420 She goes, yeah.
00:34:57.900 I go, how many?
00:34:58.460 She goes, two. 0.97
00:34:58.960 I go, are they gay? 1.00
00:35:00.020 She goes, yeah, both of them. 0.72
00:35:01.520 I go, and there it is, folks.
00:35:05.340 There it is.
00:35:07.440 Stop jiggling. 0.99
00:35:08.060 If your kids are both gay and you support the gender ideology stuff and you support, that's your fault. 0.99
00:35:19.760 And you could see it in her face. 0.98
00:35:21.400 She was mad. 0.52
00:35:21.980 She goes, are you accusing me of making my kids gay?
00:35:24.880 And I said, yeah, I am. 0.96
00:35:27.240 You did make your kids gay. 0.99
00:35:29.220 That's why they're gay. 1.00
00:35:31.140 Not all gay kids are gay. 0.99
00:35:32.940 Like, you know, some parents, they're just gay. 0.99
00:35:35.340 But if you're pushing the shit at home and you're constantly teaching them, you're not teaching them math, you're not teaching them science, you're not teaching them about the galaxy and the universe and the stars and the solar system and gravity and, you know, you're not teaching them about nature or trees. 0.99
00:35:58.700 That's what I was learning as a kid, different types of trees, different types of insects, different types of animals. 0.99
00:36:04.940 You're teaching them at home. 0.99
00:36:08.380 All you talk about is pride flags and shit. 0.99
00:36:12.160 Yeah, you're trying to convince your kid. 0.99
00:36:15.080 You're no better than the kid whose parents are constantly trying to convince them to do whatever it is, play hockey.
00:36:21.720 My parents pushed me into hockey.
00:36:23.640 My parents pushed me into violin.
00:36:25.500 My parents pushed me into whatever. 1.00
00:36:27.160 You're pushing your kids into shit by putting them in front of it, period. 1.00
00:36:33.020 Like, this isn't fucking rocket science, which you also aren't teaching your kids at home. 1.00
00:36:38.720 You're not teaching them about rockets. 0.98
00:36:39.800 Ben Banker does teach his children about rockets all day.
00:36:42.700 Noted physicist.
00:36:43.900 All we do is watch Joe Rogan podcast with Elon Musk all day for my one-year-old.
00:36:50.000 She's going to the moon. 0.98
00:36:51.580 No, but I just, like, look. 1.00
00:36:55.200 Shut up. 0.99
00:36:55.880 If you're one of these people who's just, I'm helping. 1.00
00:36:59.680 I'm educating my children about the world that's out there. 0.98
00:37:03.780 No, you don't have to do every fucking aspect of it. 0.96
00:37:07.460 Teach them about the part of the world that's going to make them a successful human being in that world. 0.96
00:37:11.900 Teach them how to act in that world so that they can make money and have fun and have a good life and enjoy life.
00:37:18.380 Teach them how to be a good partner, a good friend.
00:37:20.480 Again, you don't teach them about being gay when they're, like, under 10 years old.
00:37:29.200 I mean, it's just, and if this is, if you're going to, like, you don't have to say it's wrong if they ask you what's being gay.
00:37:35.760 This is what it is.
00:37:36.920 You don't have to say it's wrong.
00:37:38.120 You don't have to say.
00:37:38.600 But do you have to talk about it with your kids every day?
00:37:42.280 No.
00:37:43.560 So why do they have to learn about it at school?
00:37:45.520 And if they're learning about it at school from kindergarten about gender ideology, the idea that you as a child could be any gender you want, 0.99
00:37:52.400 they're obviously going to fucking choose the other gender, bro. 1.00
00:37:57.560 What are you, stupid? 1.00
00:37:59.580 I would do that. 1.00
00:38:00.620 I remember, dude, when I was five years old, I said to my mom after school one day, after kindergarten, I said, I think I'm a girl.
00:38:08.920 And she said, no, you're not.
00:38:10.960 You're a boy.
00:38:12.180 And that was that.
00:38:13.900 But what did that mean when I was a little boy?
00:38:18.600 That just meant that I like girls. 0.97
00:38:20.140 I like looking at girls.
00:38:21.220 I look at a girl.
00:38:22.280 I go, I want to be a girl.
00:38:23.720 That's not what I meant.
00:38:24.480 I just liked girls. 0.96
00:38:26.360 Yeah.
00:38:26.800 You're five.
00:38:27.680 You're like, oh, what if I'm a boy?
00:38:29.440 And I go, I want to be a boy.
00:38:30.640 And she goes, you're already. 1.00
00:38:31.520 I mean, it's just this is stupid. 1.00
00:38:32.920 These are children. 1.00
00:38:33.900 I don't want to talk about it anymore.
00:38:35.000 Yes, we protect the trans children. 0.99
00:38:37.540 What the fuck does that mean? 1.00
00:38:39.800 It means letting them change their pronouns without telling their parents, apparently. 0.99
00:38:44.520 And they're also mad that Sweden banned the puberty blockers.
00:38:51.220 So all these countries, Sweden is an example.
00:38:54.060 That country is Sweden is one of the most based countries just based on their policy.
00:39:00.600 They didn't do lockdowns.
00:39:03.300 They didn't do anything.
00:39:04.840 I don't think they didn't do.
00:39:05.940 They did like they did didn't do full lockdowns.
00:39:08.200 But they were just like, I don't want to be.
00:39:09.840 They had less people.
00:39:10.960 They had the lowered like in Texas, but they didn't do lockdowns.
00:39:13.720 They didn't do any of this.
00:39:15.320 Now they're getting rid of the vaxes, I think, for like certain age groups of young men and stuff like they looked at the data and go, this is wrong.
00:39:23.720 And what's funny about that is liberals.
00:39:26.000 Here's how they phrase it.
00:39:26.880 Liberals used to always use Norway and Sweden as look how look how progressive they are.
00:39:33.220 But the second they do something right wing, then it's oh, no, now they're not a good country.
00:39:38.100 You kids out there back when we were growing up, the big thing for Canadians, especially to say, was like, well, in Sweden, they do this to like bully America.
00:39:46.360 Be like, oh, so sweet and so progressive.
00:39:48.000 It was the pinnacle of their thing.
00:39:49.660 Right.
00:39:49.820 Here's the line from the article.
00:39:51.800 The Swedish government, for example, recently restricted the use of chemical and surgical procedures for minors with gender dysphoria, citing insufficient evidence of long-term consequences.
00:40:02.100 So the evidence is insufficient that there's harm to drop it off.
00:40:06.740 What is the evidence?
00:40:07.220 Evidence of what?
00:40:08.520 How is changing a kid's gender going to benefit them as an adult? 0.77
00:40:15.880 Imagine being 25 and being a transgender person. 1.00
00:40:22.780 Now, you're you're a marginalized person of society.
00:40:25.440 And that's not me saying that.
00:40:27.000 That's them saying that.
00:40:28.420 Right.
00:40:28.680 They say we're marginalized.
00:40:30.640 We're oppressed.
00:40:31.940 We're looked down upon.
00:40:33.740 So then why are you promoting it?
00:40:36.780 Like what?
00:40:37.780 It's the thought that they're trying to find.
00:40:39.980 They're trying to to them.
00:40:41.460 It's like, oh, we're out there.
00:40:42.460 I'm going to find my people.
00:40:43.440 We're going to band together.
00:40:43.940 But one of the biggest arguments for making for allowing kids to transition is that they are that it helps them not like commit suicide.
00:40:52.820 Yeah.
00:40:53.040 That.
00:40:53.320 OK, now you're going to transition.
00:40:55.040 You're not going to commit suicide.
00:40:56.200 But the majority of people who transition commit suicide or something.
00:41:00.720 What or what's this?
00:41:01.500 It's like some crazy number.
00:41:02.840 Like it's long to long term, like transitioning doesn't.
00:41:07.100 And the stuff doesn't really affect suicide.
00:41:09.860 If you're trans, you're trans. 0.91
00:41:11.900 You're going to transition at 20.
00:41:14.480 Like no matter what.
00:41:15.840 Right.
00:41:16.040 Like if your whole life you're like, I'm trans, I'm trans.
00:41:18.000 Wait till you're 20.
00:41:18.840 And if you still want to do it, do it. 0.98
00:41:20.380 But why does it have to be in the fucked up thing? 0.98
00:41:22.880 Do you know the thing in a school and the trans? 0.98
00:41:25.460 What? 0.99
00:41:26.000 So if you're a boy who thinks that you're a girl and you go on puberty blockers, your penis doesn't develop through puberty. 1.00
00:41:31.160 So you have a tiny dick. 1.00
00:41:32.020 But then in order to make a vagina in the weird frankincide surgery, trans surgery, you need to turn the penis into a vagina. 1.00
00:41:37.380 But you don't have enough. 0.99
00:41:38.560 So all these kids who went on the puberty blockers at like the age of 12 and then became 18 and wanted to transition.
00:41:45.020 They like couldn't get a proper surgery that's like use like other animal dead skin or like inside your colon and stuff.
00:41:52.040 Like it's crazy.
00:41:53.260 Right.
00:41:53.360 So you can't even do the procedure later in life if you do it earlier in life.
00:41:56.020 That's how crazy this is, is no one's even looking at this on their side and thinking five years ahead. 0.96
00:42:02.040 Whatever happened to Pokemon cards, guys, what are these kids fucking doing? 0.99
00:42:07.980 Play Pokemon, play a Game Boy, get these kids a fucking Nintendo. 0.99
00:42:13.920 Why are they transitioning? 1.00
00:42:16.280 How like this is what's fucked up about our society is as an adult. 0.96
00:42:20.320 Now I watch some of the like ads for toys and like all the like stuff for kids. 1.00
00:42:25.500 Like when we watch when, you know, my kid watches whatever the fucking stupid show. 1.00
00:42:30.120 You put on kids stuff on YouTube. 1.00
00:42:31.300 The algorithm does stuff to know that you have a kid.
00:42:33.980 Yeah.
00:42:34.220 And it gives you ads for or if you watch like if I'm at a hotel and Dahlia's there and we watch Coco Melon or YTV or whatever.
00:42:45.760 Like the kids channel.
00:42:46.980 There's all these ads for the toys and the toys are cool, man.
00:42:50.320 Toys are sick, both for girls and boys.
00:42:53.280 The boys have all these crazy like car stuff.
00:42:56.840 Like we had cool stuff, but they have like crazy, crazy car stuff. 1.00
00:43:00.500 The girls have all these crazy doll houses and shit and fucking. 1.00
00:43:04.880 So what the fuck? 1.00
00:43:06.320 What the fuck are we talking about? 1.00
00:43:09.220 Why is the government obsessed with this shit? 1.00
00:43:12.460 Fix the fucking economy. 1.00
00:43:14.060 Nobody cares that your kids are fucking trans. 1.00
00:43:17.520 Fix the fucking fact that a subway sandwich is $17. 1.00
00:43:23.520 Is that not more important? 0.99
00:43:26.420 Like the fact that people like there's fires and then there's a like there's smoke in the air and people are buying every last air filter they can to prepare because they're worried because the government scared us with lockdowns.
00:43:41.440 That we're worried that we're going to be locked down at any time for any disaster and that should be okay. 0.99
00:43:46.980 No, who the fuck? 0.99
00:43:49.820 If there's anybody in the government listening to this, why just fix stuff? 1.00
00:43:54.320 I don't want to complain about any of this shit. 0.98
00:43:56.960 I don't want to even talk about it. 0.99
00:43:58.340 It's depressing. 0.99
00:43:59.160 But it's the fact of life right now that the Western governments are basically on a path to become like the rest of the Western, you know, the Western hemisphere here, the South America, Central America, South America, corrupt, corrupt, socialist, socialist, high inflation, people walking around with barrels of fucking money. 0.98
00:44:25.740 I mean, we're on the way to that. 0.98
00:44:27.460 We're not on the way not to that.
00:44:29.020 Like they, okay, we'll raise the interest rate and we'll do this and print more money.
00:44:32.480 And I know they have a stat sheet where they're trying to just balance the keep that.
00:44:37.620 But it's not going to work.
00:44:38.520 It's just honestly, it's almost better for them.
00:44:40.640 Just let it implode.
00:44:42.000 Just let it implode.
00:44:43.220 Let everybody go bankrupt.
00:44:44.600 And because at least then we could overthrow whatever.
00:44:49.600 Like, I think then like the truckers will return to the point where people are like they're just trying to make sure you don't riot.
00:44:58.360 Basically, like that's the whole point of printing money.
00:45:01.360 That's the whole point of raising interest rates.
00:45:04.280 It's all short term solutions to keep you at home watching Netflix.
00:45:09.620 Oh, Netflix is $6 a month.
00:45:11.420 Oh, now it's $8 a month.
00:45:12.880 Oh, now it's $12 a month.
00:45:14.700 Now it's $17.
00:45:16.040 What's Netflix now is like $20 a month.
00:45:19.020 I don't even have Netflix anymore. 1.00
00:45:20.800 Fuck Netflix. 1.00
00:45:21.480 If you have Netflix, fuck you. 1.00
00:45:24.340 Subscribe to Ben Bankus on Patreon and support artists and thinkers and whatever the fuck I am. 1.00
00:45:30.380 I don't give a shit anymore. 0.99
00:45:31.400 The mayor. 1.00
00:45:31.820 I'm the mayor of fucking the world right now. 1.00
00:45:34.000 Mayor of world. 0.99
00:45:34.600 I am the only person making sense.
00:45:35.960 World mayor.
00:45:36.180 I don't want to talk that much.
00:45:37.260 That's why I don't do the podcast.
00:45:38.220 Mayor of earth.
00:45:39.780 Sometimes I'm tired.
00:45:40.980 I don't even want to.
00:45:41.480 Because all this stuff is weighing down on me. 1.00
00:45:43.480 And now everybody's worried about four billionaires in a fucking submarine and we're spending billions, if not hundreds of millions of dollars between like 10 countries trying to rescue these fucking, honestly, these pieces of shit. 1.00
00:46:02.100 Fuck those billionaires. 1.00
00:46:03.480 If you're a billionaire and you're an explorer and you were so bored that you had to go, let's just go to the ocean floor and see the Titanic. 1.00
00:46:10.860 That's such a thing Ben Bankus would do if offered to him.
00:46:15.000 If some billionaire was like, yo, we're going to go explore. 1.00
00:46:17.620 No, fuck no. 0.99
00:46:18.220 If a billionaire was like, I'll drive you in my Bugatti to your show, I'd be like, that's great. 0.99
00:46:24.100 But if he was like, do you want to go like six kilometers below the surface of the world? 0.99
00:46:28.880 No, fuck no. 0.99
00:46:30.380 I don't need that. 1.00
00:46:31.280 I don't have a thrill seek to that point.
00:46:34.220 Like, even if I was in the Bugatti, I'd be like, do you mind driving a little slower? 0.98
00:46:37.560 I'm just saying that the people on the submarine deserve to die. 0.98
00:46:45.600 I'm sorry, but you're a billionaire. 0.99
00:46:47.920 You went to go look for treasure.
00:46:51.620 You're looking at the Titanic in a submarine with some weird biologist guy. 1.00
00:46:59.460 Fuck all you people. 1.00
00:47:00.560 I hope you keep banging on that wall till the air runs out. 1.00
00:47:05.080 And anybody who's sad about that and is like, that's too soon.
00:47:08.900 Our country's falling apart.
00:47:11.780 A Subway sandwich costs $17. 0.99
00:47:15.000 I don't give a fuck how many billionaires are drowning in the ocean. 1.00
00:47:19.660 Let them drown. 1.00
00:47:20.780 Not from a socialist point of view, like get rid of billionaires.
00:47:26.100 But if you're a billionaire and you're not just happy in your mansion, hanging out, doing stuff, driving around in a Rolls Royce.
00:47:32.520 You go onto the sea, you could do it, but we're not coming after you.
00:47:36.180 It's too much.
00:47:37.780 It's too much.
00:47:38.580 I think if the billionaires had known better, they would have parked closer to Black Mermaid, the Little Black Mermaid.
00:47:49.240 I think the only hope for the lost people in the submarine is the Little Black Mermaid, who may or may not save them.
00:47:58.300 I'd like to see Little Mermaid now.
00:48:00.120 I think they should add an extra scene as an Easter egg of just the Little Mermaid, which is a black mermaid now with a very, her eyes are very wide apart. 0.74
00:48:10.680 And I want her to save the billionaires in the submarine so that we can have, part of me thinks this is all set up.
00:48:18.520 I think the submarine thing, I don't know who those guys were.
00:48:21.400 I think they probably opposed.
00:48:22.620 Those are, maybe these are good billionaires. 0.99
00:48:24.880 Maybe that's why they're killing them.
00:48:26.260 Maybe they're like anti-World Health Organization, anti-whatever. 0.86
00:48:29.420 And so they're offing them.
00:48:31.720 They were going to the Titanic to find a MacGuffin to stop the globalists?
00:48:36.540 It's just so confusing.
00:48:37.780 One minute we're worried about trans kids.
00:48:39.520 Then the next minute they're like, there's billionaires in a submarine and we got to worry about that. 0.99
00:48:43.180 And then they're like, oh, there's, you know, the Canadian Air Force's helicopters keep crashing because they're so old and shitty. 0.97
00:48:51.120 And then we have like army guys lost in the fucking forest up near Petawawa. 0.94
00:48:57.520 Then you got, you know, there's car explosions on the highways. 0.65
00:49:03.420 Last night there was a massive car, truck car explosion on the highway.
00:49:09.780 Can somebody fix something?
00:49:12.820 Is this, like the whole point of being in office is to fix stuff.
00:49:17.740 What's wrong with the country?
00:49:18.960 Oh, people are poor.
00:49:19.980 Okay, let's fix it.
00:49:21.280 That was the old way.
00:49:22.980 That's how we got to be a prosperous nation. 0.99
00:49:25.700 We didn't become a prosperous nation by acting like this, by being pussies and everything's, oh, don't say this, don't say that. 1.00
00:49:34.560 I think you got it wrong. 0.99
00:49:35.900 No?
00:49:36.040 I think, no, because the problem is people kept getting into office being like, I'm going to fix everything for you with this paternalistic attitude.
00:49:41.460 That they just got so much government did and Canadians were like, oh, the government, not just saying, you're cool.
00:49:46.260 Like, this is Canada.
00:49:47.880 We're a fraternity nation.
00:49:48.540 You can figure it out.
00:49:49.260 Right.
00:49:49.800 Like, you could just do it by yourself.
00:49:51.340 We don't need to babysit everyone.
00:49:53.360 Like, you know what to do.
00:49:54.080 I don't mean fix things like by being like, let's, well, that's what they're doing now is they're trying to actually fix things.
00:49:59.980 I mean fix things by being like, how can we let these people be prosperous?
00:50:04.100 That's all you need.
00:50:05.540 All you want is, as a leader of a country, is to let your people be prosperous and become as successful as possible.
00:50:12.560 That's it.
00:50:13.680 Eliminate the carbon tax.
00:50:14.760 Cut the corporate tax down to, I'd say, zero, but probably 5% is reasonable.
00:50:20.260 Then, you know, you have-
00:50:21.820 Cut sales tax down to 5% across the board of all provinces.
00:50:25.600 Cut another thing.
00:50:26.100 Yeah, cut some sales taxes.
00:50:27.400 Instantly decrease the cost of everything.
00:50:30.940 Why do the margins?
00:50:32.760 And, like-
00:50:33.320 Make gas 60 cents a liter and see how amazing our economy is going to do.
00:50:41.340 Immediately, if gas was cheaper, guys, all of your produce, all of your groceries would be cheaper. 0.95
00:50:46.940 The reason groceries are so expensive right now on top of inflation, on top of all the other bullshit and supply chain,
00:50:52.520 is because gas is expensive because of the carbon taxes that are being put on it. 0.89
00:50:56.960 And guess what?
00:50:58.080 There are no electric 18-wheelers.
00:51:01.920 There's no semi-trucks driving around.
00:51:03.840 Even the electric stuff needs-
00:51:04.740 Electric.
00:51:05.560 You need to use energy and fossil fuels to make literally everything, including electric cars.
00:51:10.640 So, it adds a cost to literally everything in the economy at every single step and every single phase. 1.00
00:51:14.960 It's disgusting that these fucking bureaucratic authoritarian people who are in charge of us are making the country so fucked up. 1.00
00:51:25.740 And how do we battle it? 1.00
00:51:27.600 Comedy, being funny.
00:51:28.980 Sorry if this wasn't that funny.
00:51:30.880 Maybe it was more educational.
00:51:33.780 Maybe it was just interesting.
00:51:35.060 Maybe it was easy listening.
00:51:36.060 Maybe it helped you go to sleep.
00:51:37.060 But either way, I appreciate you guys for listening to us rant and ramble.
00:51:43.400 I will say this before I go.
00:51:46.600 Justin Trudeau, I have a message for you if you're listening.
00:51:49.620 My name is Ben Bankus.
00:51:50.620 I am number 13 on the Toronto mayoral ballot for the election coming up.
00:51:59.060 And I wanted to let you know that you have destroyed everybody I know's life.
00:52:04.740 You have made everybody sadder.
00:52:06.900 You have made everything awful.
00:52:09.460 You have lost the trust of regular Canadians. 0.99
00:52:13.980 I don't know if you know what a regular Canadian is anymore, Justin.
00:52:17.160 Because in your mind, a regular Canadian is an Indian student with a fraudulent admission letter that came here that deserves rights. 1.00
00:52:29.000 That's not a fucking regular Canadian. 0.99
00:52:30.620 I'm sorry. 0.99
00:52:30.980 That's a special circumstance.
00:52:35.880 I'm talking about regular people.
00:52:40.620 Not all of them are white.
00:52:42.660 Not all regular Canadians are white.
00:52:45.020 And that's how they got rid of the whole idea of, oh, we can't talk about regular Canadians anymore because that's white people and that's racism. 0.96
00:52:51.880 No, you're fucking over anybody who was born here of any race by forgetting about what Canada is. 0.97
00:52:57.640 Canadian values? 0.99
00:52:58.880 Canadian values aren't your kid should be allowed to be secretly trans under 16 and you don't deserve to know. 1.00
00:53:06.660 And if you protest it, you go to jail. 0.99
00:53:08.500 That's not fucking Canadian values. 0.98
00:53:10.280 Canadian values is make your kid learn how to be successful, a hard worker, study hard, learn, be cool, be cool, enjoy life. 0.98
00:53:22.120 You're supposed to, you know what the Canadian dream is?
00:53:24.380 You make money, you buy a cottage, you buy a boat, you have a wife, you have kids, you enjoy your life. 0.99
00:53:30.420 And that's that stop pushing socialist, communist fucking ideologies on everybody. 0.99
00:53:37.640 Nobody wants it. 0.99
00:53:39.040 Nobody wants what you want, Justin. 0.99
00:53:41.520 And the only people who want a Justin Trudeau lifestyle and they're losers. 0.95
00:53:47.640 They're not cool people. 0.97
00:53:48.960 And you shouldn't. 0.99
00:53:50.180 We we shouldn't as a society give a fuck about losers and what they think. 0.99
00:53:55.360 Yes, you should have rights. 1.00
00:53:56.600 You're a loser. 1.00
00:53:57.120 Fine, you have rights. 1.00
00:53:57.800 You can do what you want, but fuck off because you're not making the country better. 1.00
00:54:01.700 You're making it a shittier place. 1.00
00:54:03.540 And my name is Ben Bankas.
00:54:04.680 This is my friend, Daniel Boardman, who is also my campaign manager.
00:54:08.360 And together we are going to save this country.
00:54:11.760 One comedy show, one mayoral election, one podcast at a time.
00:54:18.080 Thank you.
00:54:18.560 Good night.