Bankas Podcast - November 10, 2024


Liberal Freakouts Vol 2 | Bankas Podcast - #068


Episode Stats

Length

57 minutes

Words per Minute

148.4571

Word Count

8,554

Sentence Count

500

Misogynist Sentences

69

Hate Speech Sentences

66


Summary

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In this episode of The Bankers Show, we have a jam-packed episode filled with liberal freak outs. We have a woman who looks like she collects pigeons for a living, a man who has a weird hairline, and a guy who thinks it's funny to hunt down jews in the Netherlands.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 welcome back to the bankers show everybody we have an action-packed episode filled with
00:00:07.280 liberal freakouts this is liberal freakouts volume two we're going to be showing some of
00:00:14.320 these people's uh just absolute despicable childish behavior that we've been seeing and it's
00:00:20.640 absolutely hilarious and i mean i've been talking about it on stage it's it's giving me a whole new
00:00:27.680 20 minutes this is just amazing that this is the level of of intellect and and maturity that we're
00:00:36.720 dealing with with people so let's let's jump right into it um i i mean i'm in denver right now
00:00:46.160 denver show to uh i think both shows are going to be sold out tonight one of them's already sold out
00:00:51.840 then i'm going to be in fort worth texas anybody who came to plano come to fort worth i don't know
00:00:57.440 how far that is but it seems kind of close houston texas charlotte north carolina atlanta georgia
00:01:05.760 montreal quebec get tickets niagara falls ontario if you're in ontario go get tickets for niagara
00:01:13.120 falls and i'm announcing i have a big announcement an absolutely massive announcement for a toronto show
00:01:19.200 coming up soon and uh if you haven't already please subscribe to this podcast like it if you're
00:01:24.160 watching on youtube let's go i say we pass a law that requires anyone who voted for that orange piece
00:01:33.520 of shit to wear their trump hat 24 7. because conservatives are dangerous
00:01:45.280 for anyone who isn't white christian or male why does this woman have resting ukrainian refugee face
00:01:59.760 like this woman has ukrainian refugee face she doesn't she's obviously not a ukrainian refugee she's
00:02:04.880 just she has a weird hairline though and when i really look at it it almost looks like she had a
00:02:10.880 female like the female version of going to turkey to get your head put back on this is i mean this woman
00:02:20.000 looks like she collects pigeons for a living completely dangerous
00:02:28.400 did you hear that did you hear that there was a pigeon in the background like dynamite waiting to
00:02:33.520 go off in your hand so i think we should all get a public service warning don't you
00:02:40.880 this person deeply deeply mentally ill there's there's no other explanation for that type of
00:02:53.040 and just deeply sad these are people that really thought they could go through life
00:02:58.080 and feel good about themselves accomplishing nothing becoming nothing having no children having no uh you know
00:03:06.640 proper family connections and family relationships no proper friendships i mean friendships folks as you
00:03:17.040 get older friendships really not that important compared to relationships with your family whether it
00:03:22.880 be your kids your spouse whatever you know your your parents it's it's more important friends are people you
00:03:32.240 you see once in a while they come over you drink you have fun they leave everybody else has to stay so
00:03:38.560 those relationships i always think are are number one and these people obviously do not
00:03:46.160 worry about that they don't um they
00:03:52.880 i i don't know what they fucking worry about on a on a regular basis man it's it's very it's very sad to
00:03:59.440 to to see this and we have a ton more freak outs but this is on the docket too
00:04:06.640 that just happened apparently jews were being hunted in amsterdam last night i don't know the context of
00:04:13.360 this necessarily sounds i mean sounds a little funny like obviously not actually funny like haha but like
00:04:19.840 a little well maybe a little haha funny hunting jews in a sentence as a comic slightly funny but this is
00:04:28.560 actually happening and this is has something to do with a soccer team an israeli or jewish soccer
00:04:33.520 team playing in amsterdam and so essentially the muslim population started chasing around jews
00:04:49.760 and we have another freak out here this guy seems really really creepy he looks like the last time he
00:05:15.120 you know he looks like he watches wayne's world on repeat and it just isn't funny but this guy
00:05:24.320 actually does look like you would line up for kill tony for sure hey everybody i know some of you are
00:05:29.520 upset that kamala lost uh but here's an idea to show support uh ladies post a picture of your feet
00:05:38.080 uh with the caption uh with the caption i'm still standing that way she knows you still support her
00:05:45.920 okay this was actually not a freak out this was just a guy being funny this was actually pretty funny
00:05:54.800 donald trump won the u.s election which means women's rights are at stake here's what
00:06:00.240 why that's frightening of course the toronto star and extremely woke left leaning beyond left leaning left
00:06:10.800 just completely left wing newspaper out of my hometown toronto used to be reliable and pretty
00:06:17.520 unbiased and now it's just absolutely insane it's hard to breathe today civility is dead
00:06:26.160 so is polling and punditry but the most dangerous element of yesterday's u.s election results is the
00:06:32.560 women hating engaged in the republican presidential ticket like other types of hatred misogyny usually
00:06:39.440 lurks in the dark crevices but donald trump has thrust the demeaning of women out into the light where it
00:06:46.400 is now breeding freely and let me just break that down for a second nobody's demeaning women
00:06:53.280 we're demeaning stupid people and a lot of the women who decide to put themselves online and be
00:07:00.320 really public with their opinions are fucking stupid and then they get blasted online and that's seen as
00:07:07.120 oh you're being misogynist against women no these women are stupid they're obsessed with giving their
00:07:12.960 opinion and they want the attention of showing a video of themselves crying and screaming and
00:07:19.840 when people ridicule that these woke people go oh that's misogyny no no no
00:07:28.800 it's there should be a new word for women making women look stupid men are not making women look
00:07:34.720 stupid women are making women look stupid and there should be a word for that misogyny maybe
00:07:41.440 there was a tick tock trend this past week of shocked teens discovering the access hollywood grab
00:07:46.080 them by the pussy tapes they were too young in 2016 to have seen them the modern world moves fast but
00:07:52.240 the internet is forever we've become like so what are these what oh they're gonna watch that and go
00:07:58.960 this guy's kind of sick like what are they gonna watch that and oh oh my god the president used to be a
00:08:06.160 rich guy got pussy a lot like sorry yeah he did and that those are the people who dictate the
00:08:12.000 fucking world putin gets pussy you don't think the chinese guy xi jinping this is their world leaders
00:08:19.280 they have to have beautiful wives and and and have these in really cool lives it's and if you don't
00:08:28.080 think that's cool no i don't think that's cool like women it's not cool that he said grab her by the
00:08:32.480 pussy that is not cool he's not a cool guy so what is cool then a guy who gets no pussy and just sits
00:08:38.160 there and works at starbucks and makes no money and just goes oh i'm sorry i didn't mean to say
00:08:42.800 that oh yeah i'll be i'll be in the friend zone for the rest of my life that's not cool that's not
00:08:48.400 something to look up to for men or for women for that matter you don't want to be married to that
00:08:52.560 fucking creep i'm glad my kids aren't still young it would be so hard to teach them appropriate
00:09:01.120 behavior in decent society when someone so tawdry is rewarded with the highest political office
00:09:07.760 this person is despicable who's writing this by the way let's just look at who who they are for
00:09:13.600 a second what's their name here they have a name liana de lapp oh liana de lapp she's a
00:09:21.600 fucking fat slob liana de lapp a toronto-based freelance contributor
00:09:28.960 these people should not have jobs at a newspaper i'm sorry they should not they shouldn't be allowed
00:09:39.840 to contribute and maybe you say oh that's censorship write the article online and see if anybody gives a
00:09:47.040 fuck you're by writing it and putting it in the star the star is saying we agree with this that's how
00:09:53.280 i see it and that's how most people see it period it's hard to breathe today blah blah blah oh there
00:09:59.840 was a tick tock trend this past weekend shock teens we did that part it was also designed to appeal to
00:10:05.680 ben last night around 6 p.m trump supporter and noted white nationalist stephen miller encouraged
00:10:10.800 voter turnout by tweeting if you know any men who haven't voted get them to the polls and then get
00:10:15.920 every man you know to the polls of those who did exit polls show 54 did indeed vote for trump and he
00:10:21.920 saw an 18 point boost over 2020 from latino men yesterday's result was somehow more crushing than
00:10:29.120 hillary clinton's loss of 2016 it felt like a clear sign that is open season on women in just 100 days
00:10:35.600 kamala harris made magic she brought back hope to flailing democrats she did not dwell on the historic
00:10:41.040 nature what is this whole idea that it's like the we're attacking women we don't all the men who voted
00:10:46.880 for trump want to have a wife they want to live in a nice house they want to provide for that wife they
00:10:52.880 want to have children with that wife they want to protect those children protect that wife there's
00:10:58.000 no women hating going on at all if anything the women who are being hated on are hateable that's what
00:11:06.080 people need to understand these are hateable women that mostly men who already have girlfriends or wives
00:11:12.480 think are stupid and undateable and now these are the women that are coming out and saying i'm going
00:11:17.200 on a sex strike i'm not going to have sex with any nobody wants to have sex with you obviously that's
00:11:26.000 seriously grow up a lot of this is just about not being an adult and that's the people who didn't vote
00:11:32.800 for trump they aren't as mature and understanding of what's at stake here they just don't know they don't
00:11:38.160 know what's going on with freedom of speech around the world they don't get it they think it's all a
00:11:43.040 joke they think that banning people's speech that they don't like should be commonplace and they don't
00:11:50.080 realize that this is no it's just wrong it's wrong she conducted herself with grace throughout the race
00:11:57.280 even as her opponents sunk to ever lower lows calling her retarded and dumb as a rock of course she had
00:12:04.960 to as a woman of color she had to be more than perfect no she didn't she could have called him
00:12:09.920 retarded back and people might have actually you know respected her a little bit it's it's just
00:12:19.200 absolutely crazy and there's so many people say they want to move to canada and it's it's it's
00:12:24.960 disgusting here's barbara streisand's tweeted there are no words left
00:12:29.200 and everybody says thank god you annoying bitch who cares like barbara streisand like these old
00:12:38.560 celebrities that no no no young kids fucking know who barbara streisand is or or give a shit and their
00:12:45.120 parents barely know and you know we're just we're just expecting well barbara streisand didn't like
00:12:53.920 this so we should all be really mournful of what barbara streisand thinks who gives a
00:12:59.840 what barbara streisand thinks sorry we don't care we like to better before the nose job shut up
00:13:08.960 and here's talking you want to talk about uh um just absolute embarrassing moments here
00:13:18.720 this is one of the most embarrassing things i've ever seen jimmy kimmel basically crying
00:13:27.840 about trump's win let's be honest it was a terrible night last night it was a terrible night
00:13:34.880 for women for children for the hundreds of thousands of of hard-working immigrants who make
00:13:39.600 this country go um for health care for our climate for science for journalism for justice for free
00:13:51.520 speech it was a terrible night for poor people for the middle class for seniors who rely on social
00:13:56.640 security i just want to pause it for i just want to pause it for a second for him to say it's a
00:14:02.400 terrible night for freedom of speech when his entire crew all the writers they all are pro
00:14:12.480 censorship they're all left-wing radical leftists they want anybody on the right to be censored
00:14:18.960 meanwhile trump is actually fighting for the rights of everybody to say what they want including
00:14:23.920 the people who hate trump they are getting the right to say what they want up you know obviously
00:14:28.800 not the people who are threatening crazy but and jimmy kimmel talks about how it's a horrible night for
00:14:39.360 for women for children not really first of all how many lives is trump going to save in terms of
00:14:47.120 child's lives that are going to be born from the young white woke liberal female uh demographic who are
00:14:55.600 going to get pregnant eventually some of these women are going to get pregnant and now they're going
00:15:01.120 to have to keep the kid and that's bad for kids i mean i don't i just think it's our allies in ukraine
00:15:10.880 for nato for the truth and democracy and decency and it was a terrible night for everyone who voted
00:15:20.720 against him and guess what it was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too you just don't realize it yet
00:15:25.600 imagine crying saying nato like imagine just be like this is a bad day for nato like
00:15:37.600 the whole world now wants to become peaceful and work together and left-leaning people see this as a bad
00:15:46.320 thing that we should just have forever wars with with russia and we should have forever wars in the
00:15:53.680 middle east and no we should just get along with people and protect the way of life here in america
00:16:03.120 and hopefully the same thing happens in canada because
00:16:08.720 i want to say this as somebody living in america right after trump won and as somebody who's now been
00:16:14.480 in texas oklahoma and now colorado the vibe is great everybody's happy
00:16:20.240 everybody just looks at each other like i guess things will get better now and everybody has hope
00:16:26.720 for the future except for people wearing masks and people walking around upset and and begrudgingly
00:16:36.800 just pissed off that those people will never be happy but and speaking of which we have another
00:16:43.760 person that's never going to be happy we have some more liberal freak outs this is really going to
00:16:48.400 start heating up now folks let's get into it i'm going to i'm going to get drunk today and i'm going
00:16:56.080 to act like an angry black woman because i'm angry i'm mad i'm upset i'm angry as bro i'm angry i'm hurt
00:17:04.400 my feelings are hurt my feelings are hard we always finish last we always come last to everybody even
00:17:10.800 our own men and you mamas be black this is crazy y'all got black ass daughters
00:17:19.760 i'm angry as i'm gonna get drunk and cause a problem
00:17:25.040 number one kamla is indian that's why her name is kamla okay number two
00:17:31.280 two that would make people more racist acting like that would make people more racist
00:17:40.960 number three she's saying that black people always come last not true um
00:17:49.200 kamla came second so there is that to feel good about she didn't come last she came second
00:17:56.240 i mean still last but at least she you know i mean she didn't have to win the nomination or anything
00:18:03.200 she she basically got dei'd right to the top and then she fumbled the bag so whose fault is that
00:18:12.320 really obviously hers get that far and and and then still screw up is it's pretty embarrassing i'm not
00:18:20.960 gonna lie it's it's pretty pretty pretty pretty bad
00:18:36.000 how does this not go without saying but white people white women especially at this moment
00:18:43.680 do not go to your black your indigenous your immigrant your queer your trans do not go to
00:18:54.000 that person in your life that you feel is a little bit more oppressed than you are because obviously
00:18:59.520 you're feeling fucking oppressed and ask for like help with it i don't care how you voted i don't
00:19:08.320 care how hard you worked i don't care i don't care you're not an exception to this just so we're clear
00:19:23.600 like
00:19:26.080 i thought it couldn't get too much more reasonably worse today
00:19:32.080 in the spectrum of my emotions towards sad because you can hear like a kid coughing in the background
00:19:40.800 there's just a kid watching tv while mom's doing that like these people are not it's not just insanity
00:19:47.760 it's it's literal psychosis it's it's mass psychosis on it on it's everybody who was crazy during the
00:19:56.720 pandemic everybody who was nuts this woman probably wore a million masks got a million vaccines she's uh
00:20:02.720 you know obsessed with this just everything liberal everything and and this is where you end up you end up
00:20:11.360 in a bad apartment with smelly cats you can smell the cats through the video and uh here's their leader take me to your leader
00:20:26.720 uh here's the life you're preeminent that i'm uh you end up with this um understanding of Repentic
00:20:29.200 we are about to enter a political period that will have consequences for the rest of our lives
00:20:37.040 we cannot give up we now find ourselves
00:20:44.640 in a time in history that has precedent and we find ourselves
00:20:51.120 i believe in a time
00:20:53.200 where there are, let's say, peers in history of mass movements of people that mobilized to protect
00:21:04.080 one another in times of fascism and authoritarianism. And this is the era that we are poised
00:21:15.020 to enter. Donald Trump has talked about turning the military on U.S. citizens that he deems his
00:21:26.500 domestic political. Okay, number one, that, see, everything she was saying, it's like, okay,
00:21:32.360 building up, okay, there's good, it's authoritarianism, fascism, and then a lie. He's going to turn the
00:21:39.620 military on U.S. citizens. Not true. The Biden-Harris, whatever they, what are they called?
00:21:49.860 The Biden-Harris, what are they fucking called? Regime. Are they a regime? Biden-Harris was the
00:22:01.400 ones that legalized the ability for the U.S. military to use force against their own citizens.
00:22:06.540 They were in power when that was passed. Trump never passed something like that. And I really,
00:22:12.480 really doubt that he would do something like that because it would be really, really,
00:22:18.220 really negative for votes for next time, for everybody that voted for him. If the U.S. military
00:22:25.440 turned guns on American citizens, you don't think that patriots would be upset about that? I mean,
00:22:31.820 well, okay, if it was all liberals, but even then, I do think that the patriots,
00:22:37.760 patriotic people, right-wing people, whatever you want to call it, would not allow that to happen.
00:22:43.700 But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they do want to just mow everybody down. I mean, they are getting pretty
00:22:47.640 annoying. Enemies. Authoritarians and people that he affiliates closely with and strong men abroad
00:22:57.760 in regimes like that. It is not uncommon to jail political dissidents or legislative opponents.
00:23:06.920 They are the ones that wanted to jail him. If they hadn't tried to do that and had just let him do a
00:23:20.920 peaceful transition, then I don't think any of this would have happened. Tell me if I'm wrong.
00:23:26.380 But it's really the Democrats that tried to bring in censorship to basically make half the country not
00:23:35.880 be able to have a voice. They did that. They wanted to do that. They only fell short because
00:23:42.480 at a certain point, the social, well, first of all, because Elon Musk bought X. And if Elon Musk hadn't
00:23:48.700 bought X, then they would have continued the censorship campaign. And the only reason that Facebook and
00:23:55.580 Instagram and other apps loosened up their censorship was because they were losing all of their users to
00:24:03.980 X because people rather be on a free speech platform. OK, that's number one. Number two, he's but he's
00:24:16.220 just not going to do any of those things. It's just crazy. That's the propaganda is he's going to do all
00:24:23.040 this bad stuff. He's going to. And then so what happens in three years when everything's much better and
00:24:28.040 people have more money and there's less fucking crime and there's less immigrants everywhere and there's less
00:24:33.440 bullshit and. And everybody's making more money and there's less taxes. How is that? How? What is going to be
00:24:40.040 the argument for him being a bad guy if that is the case?
00:24:44.040 Six years, six fucking years. It took us six fucking years to get our citizenship.
00:24:51.040 I know people. I know some people need more time. I know some people don't even don't ever get their
00:24:57.040 citizenship, but we worked so hard for it. She worked so hard for it. I was just.
00:25:02.040 She we came here because she wanted a better life for us. She wanted a better education for us. She wanted
00:25:08.040 to have a better future. Wait, what the hell?
00:25:15.040 No, no, this is going to be taken away because of him because that's stupid.
00:25:26.040 Oh, my God. Yeah. Do you mind leaving the stuff over in the court? You're just talking to the cleaning
00:25:33.040 lady like, yeah, do you mind the change of the sheets, too? Anyway, you got to go with the fucking
00:25:40.040 this woman doesn't even have like she's not he's a feeling. He's a feeling. It's like you literally are an
00:25:49.040 illegal immigrant. It's time to go. My mother came here to have a better life. Oh, so it's better to work
00:25:56.040 at a fucking taco stand in America than she could have. She couldn't have built a business or something
00:26:03.040 in fucking Mexico. There's tons of people with money there. Oh, got that. Well, maybe fucking work
00:26:09.040 with the cartel. I don't know. There's not going to be a cartel anymore. And that's the other thing is that when if
00:26:14.040 Trump gets rid of the cartels and makes these countries better, then people will want to stay in them.
00:26:20.040 He's a villain. He's a villain. He's a villain. I don't want him here anymore.
00:26:27.040 Me and my money. Oh, my God. He's a villain. This is this woman. Look at it in a weird little stubby
00:26:34.040 little orc fingers. I can't. I can't. I'm not coming back. I'm never coming back here.
00:26:43.040 Isn't that what it's kind of funny how I guess a lot of people are just going to leave because they don't
00:26:47.040 want to be deported and it's like, well, I'm an immigrant in this country. He's not ruining my life because it's pretty simple.
00:27:06.040 If you want to be an immigrant, get a lawyer and pay the fees and become a legal immigrant or be someone like me who's talented that came here for a reason and is
00:27:16.040 provide, you know, doing something good for the country to just come to a country with, you know, you have no talent.
00:27:22.040 You don't speak English. You don't. You don't do anything.
00:27:25.040 You're a day laborer and you come here and like, I'm going to my family, my family, my family.
00:27:33.040 Fuck your family. Sorry.
00:27:35.040 But there's other families that rather have a safe time in the park and not have to see a million Mexicans that are illegal.
00:27:42.040 By the way, I love Mexican people. Honestly, they're my favorite immigrant.
00:27:46.040 I just talked about this, but still.
00:27:48.040 There's a there's a there's a point where it's, you know, it's not as bad as Indians in Canada, but.
00:27:55.040 It's getting there.
00:27:57.040 Elderly white woman charged with hate crime for allegedly attacking Hispanic female Trump supporters.
00:28:03.040 So if you're a female Trump supporter.
00:28:06.040 You're a bad person, but if you're Hispanic and you hate Trump, then you're a good person.
00:28:12.040 Right. That's that's that's how it.
00:28:16.040 That's how she goes. Elderly white woman charged with hate.
00:28:19.040 Unnamed 82 year old was arrested Monday on suspicion of committing a hate crime, though formal charges have not been filed.
00:28:27.040 Body cam footage shows the octogenarian telling people police.
00:28:32.040 I approach her. I said, I want to know why you're voting for Trump.
00:28:35.040 That's the only thing. And I said, because you're brown skinned.
00:28:38.040 Trump supporter Gina Powell said the elderly woman got in her face, questioning her race and beliefs as she and her friend Mary Jennings were waving signs and chanting with fellow Trump supporters on a street corner in Edmonds, 15 miles near Seattle.
00:28:53.040 I was just shocked at the presence of mind, and she made it very clear it was my skin color.
00:28:58.040 Powell said she didn't notice the woman approached them at first because another woman had stopped to ask the group about their stance on abortion and reproductive rights.
00:29:06.040 To me, it seems like the dangerous people, the angry people, the people you actually have to look out for are not Trump supporters.
00:29:15.040 They are deranged Democrats who are walking around the streets screaming at people going, you're black.
00:29:21.040 You shouldn't be allowed to vote for Trump. Why?
00:29:23.040 Well, that's way worse than any of this bullshit that they, you know, that they pretend that the Jesse Smollett's that pretend that it's this racism out there that's causing.
00:29:35.040 All these problems. It's not. It's it's this.
00:29:40.040 These are the faces of Kamala Harris's supporters at a watch party in Washington, D.C. right now, as a Democratic win looks less and less likely.
00:29:47.040 The Harris campaign reportedly turned off projections for the rest of election night while some began leaving the event early.
00:29:54.040 It's a totally different story at the Trump election party in Florida where Trump supporters have gone into full celebration mode.
00:30:00.040 Harris won't be addressing the public on election night, though campaign co-chair Cedric Richmond said the fight wasn't lost.
00:30:07.040 We will continue overnight to fight to make sure that every vote is counted, that every voice has spoken.
00:30:17.040 So you won't hear from the vice president tonight.
00:30:22.040 Meanwhile, the stock market is surging off a likely Trump win with the Australian share market up point nine seven percent.
00:30:30.040 So if the stock market surging because Trump won the wars are ending, Hamas is saying they want to peace talks.
00:30:40.040 Russia and Ukraine war could be ending very soon if all these positive things are happening.
00:30:47.040 People are making money already off of this tons of money on the stock market.
00:30:53.040 Tesla shares are going up.
00:30:55.040 Tesla is going to become one of the biggest companies in the world, if not, you know, if it isn't already.
00:31:01.040 And it's it seems all positive.
00:31:06.040 And I know the Democrats just no, no, you don't understand.
00:31:09.040 You don't understand what he's going to do.
00:31:11.040 He's going to separate families that are being that what that live here illegally while they live here illegally.
00:31:18.040 But is that fair? Is that fair? Is it fair? Is it fair for every American to pay taxes to house illegal immigrants? Is that fair?
00:31:26.040 No, I'm an immigrant. I came here. I paid my money to my legal fees, my other fees, government fees.
00:31:33.040 I pay the taxes. I came here and nobody's paying for me.
00:31:39.040 There's no government money going to help poor Ben Bankus get assimilated to Austin, Texas.
00:31:47.040 I'm sorry, but it's all up to me. And I think it should be like that.
00:31:54.040 Right. Like. Should it not? Should it be like, why should everything have to be paid for by the taxpayers for immigrants?
00:32:06.040 I don't get it. Would you have done something differently than President Biden during the past four years?
00:32:12.040 There is not a thing that comes to mind and talking about the significance of the passage of time.
00:32:19.040 Right. The significance of the passage of time.
00:32:23.040 So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time.
00:32:28.040 Time to close. Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning.
00:32:37.040 Caribbean nations, island nations in the Western Hemisphere.
00:32:42.040 That is where the Caribbean is. We are also in the Western Hemisphere.
00:32:45.040 We've been to the border. You haven't been to the border.
00:32:48.040 And I haven't been to Europe.
00:32:50.040 And I mean, I don't know.
00:32:52.040 Time to close.
00:32:54.040 Imagine being a vice president that's never been to Europe.
00:32:59.040 Imagine being in politics at all and not having been to Europe.
00:33:03.040 I mean, it's absolutely embarrassing that we have politicians that haven't traveled abroad and think for some reason that they are qualified to run the world and they haven't even been to any other countries but their own.
00:33:20.040 Kamala Harris did not lose this election because she's a woman.
00:33:23.040 She lost this election because there were American families sitting there telling her how they couldn't afford to put food in their fridge.
00:33:28.040 And her solution was to bring out Meg Vesteli in the twerk on stage alongside just about every single one of Pete Diddy's friends to endorse her.
00:33:34.040 She lost this election because there were Americans who lost everything in an absolutely horrific hurricane.
00:33:39.040 And she sat there telling them that seven hundred and fifty dollars should be enough for them if they even qualify while simultaneously funding illegal staying in five star hotels in New York City, receiving three meals a day provided to them by taxpayer dollars.
00:33:53.040 Well, there you have it, folks.
00:33:55.040 Some not all the women are idiots.
00:33:57.040 This one seems smart.
00:33:59.040 She obviously she seems like she's probably going to have a family soon.
00:34:02.040 And ladies, I'm telling you, I really think that the best thing you can do for yourselves, for your mental health, for your sanity, for everything is find a man, find a good man and be the best wife you can and have a family because it's not going to get that much better than than that.
00:34:23.040 It's really not like you're.
00:34:25.040 Oh, you. Oh, you. Oh, you. She's a boss, bitch.
00:34:27.040 And she works.
00:34:28.040 And what? Oh, you work where? And then you got us.
00:34:30.040 How many dicks do you got to suck to be a stay at home mom?
00:34:34.040 Unless you're a fucking genius and you're working on, you know, let Trump's do a White House.
00:34:39.040 Whatever woman is is a woman, but she looks fucking smart and old.
00:34:48.040 My immigrant mother just called me on the phone innocently asking me if she should start carrying her passport in case they start doing mass deportations to prove that she's a citizen.
00:35:07.040 That's so sad.
00:35:10.040 Why is that sad?
00:35:12.040 Like, how Mexican does your mom look like is she like at a certain point?
00:35:17.040 Your mom must look Mexican as fuck.
00:35:19.040 Like otherwise, like if she looked like you, why would they ask that?
00:35:22.040 That's not how it's going to be.
00:35:23.040 They're not just going to walk down the street and go, oh, you're Mexican with they're going to know the people.
00:35:27.040 Oh, the people who live here haven't been paying taxes.
00:35:29.040 They rent off.
00:35:31.040 They're not legally renting the house, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, on and on and on.
00:35:35.040 They're not going to be asking random grandmas if they're illegal or not.
00:35:42.040 And if they do, probably won't be against it.
00:35:45.040 Be honest.
00:35:46.040 It's going to be kind of hilarious.
00:35:48.040 I'm going to try to explain this without crying, but you guys just don't get it.
00:35:55.040 And you have the privilege of not getting it.
00:35:58.040 And that's great for you.
00:35:59.040 I'm so happy for you.
00:36:01.040 But I mean, this isn't necessarily about Trump.
00:36:06.040 It has to do with everything.
00:36:08.040 Republicans, Republicans have basically taken over everything at this point.
00:36:13.040 There's no one to keep them in check and people aren't seeming to get that.
00:36:17.040 There's a ton of anti LGBT bills up to be voted on.
00:36:23.040 And there's no one in there to protect our rights.
00:36:26.040 I could lose my marriage.
00:36:27.040 I could lose my kids.
00:36:28.040 I could lose my livelihood.
00:36:29.040 I could lose literally everything because I'm in a queer family.
00:36:34.040 And well, number one, that's probably not true.
00:36:38.040 Number two, based on watching you for five seconds, I agree with it.
00:36:43.040 If they were, oh, how can they take that woman's kids?
00:36:45.040 If your kids are depressed, they don't want to live with you.
00:36:48.040 They don't want to live with a pink haired, greasy cat mom that has a lesbian girlfriend that they argue all the time.
00:36:54.040 That's not good for the kid.
00:36:56.040 This is these types of relationships and people are the ones.
00:37:02.040 What am I going to do?
00:37:03.040 I'm not going to be allowed to transition my kid and convince them to be gay and trans anymore.
00:37:09.040 Yeah, no.
00:37:10.040 Yeah, that's the fucking point.
00:37:12.040 Guys don't get that.
00:37:14.040 We don't know the future and at least having a Democratic president.
00:37:19.040 There is someone there to keep them in check.
00:37:21.040 It has nothing to do with not wanting Trump to be president.
00:37:24.040 I mean, I hate the motherfucker, but he's fucking stupid.
00:37:27.040 I don't care if he's president.
00:37:29.040 It's the other people he fucking put in office that I'm terrified of.
00:37:33.040 Yeah, like Elon Musk and, you know, RFK Jr.
00:37:38.040 And, you know, all these really smart people that have helped shape our world, the world as we know it.
00:37:45.040 And let's get women like you.
00:37:47.040 Let's have dumb pink haired, you know, lesbians with running the show.
00:37:54.040 Let's have you running the show.
00:37:55.040 Let's see how well you can negotiate a peace deal with with Putin.
00:37:59.040 Fucking idiot.
00:38:01.040 Idiot.
00:38:02.040 Dumb.
00:38:03.040 And I don't even care if he's president or not.
00:38:07.040 Shut up.
00:38:08.040 You're stupid.
00:38:09.040 This is like you're stupid and dumb.
00:38:13.040 And he's in there and they're using him for whatever the fuck they want to use him for.
00:38:18.040 You guys don't get it because you have the privilege of not getting it.
00:38:23.040 I can't even listen to this shit, man.
00:38:26.040 The privilege of not getting it.
00:38:28.040 The privilege of not getting you have the privilege of not getting it, which means that what what does that mean?
00:38:40.040 Like, if anything, the woke in the LG, they had the privilege.
00:38:45.040 They had the privilege for the last four years.
00:38:46.040 And what did they do with it?
00:38:47.040 Nothing.
00:38:48.040 They pissed everybody off.
00:38:49.040 They meant everybody hate them to the point where everybody voted against fucking Kamala.
00:39:00.040 I'm going to be honest.
00:39:01.040 I was very blindsided by the results this morning.
00:39:04.040 Um, I've decided that cigarettes don't count today.
00:39:07.040 And I honestly might go get a tattoo, but I also have decided that for the next four years, I am going to abstain from Schmecks with men.
00:39:19.040 And funny enough, I actually just broke up with my boyfriend a handful of days before the election and had nothing to do with the anticipation of Donald Trump winning this election.
00:39:28.040 It had everything to do with problems within our relationship and massive differences between who we were as people, which was unfortunate and sad.
00:39:38.040 I wish him well, though.
00:39:39.040 So, um, but yeah, as a woman, my bodily autonomy matters and this is my way to exercise the fake cry, the fake crying the whole time.
00:39:51.040 And I just broke up with my boyfriend.
00:39:53.040 Actually, maybe that's the reason you're fucking upset, actually.
00:39:55.040 But, or, well, oh, we was, we were different people.
00:39:57.040 Yeah.
00:39:58.040 You look like you could barely get a job at a fucking weed dispensary.
00:40:01.040 And hopefully he had a little bit better job than that.
00:40:04.040 It's just embarrassing that these, these, a lot of these women have never even made a video on social media.
00:40:10.040 I'm pretty sure.
00:40:11.040 And they just today, they're like, I'm going to just, I'm so bad.
00:40:14.040 It's like, and then they go, why is everybody being misogynist?
00:40:18.040 Cause you're stupid and you're putting it out there for everybody to fucking see.
00:40:22.040 Sovereignty over that.
00:40:24.040 So I highly sovereignty.
00:40:26.040 I want to have sovereignty over my vagina.
00:40:29.040 I want to be able to have, get as pregnant as many times as I want.
00:40:34.040 And then I want to be able to just, you know.
00:40:45.040 Friends of the democratic party.
00:40:46.040 This is not Joe Biden's fault.
00:40:48.040 It's not comma Harris's fault.
00:40:50.040 It's not Barack Obama's fault is the fault of the democratic party and not knowing how
00:40:55.040 to communicate effectively to voters.
00:40:58.040 We are not the party of common sense.
00:41:01.040 What, which is what the message that voters sent to us for a number of reasons, for a number of reasons,
00:41:07.040 we don't know how to speak to voters.
00:41:09.040 When we address Latina and language, listen, language has meaning.
00:41:12.040 When we address Latino voters as Latin X, for instance, because that's the politically correct thing to do.
00:41:17.040 It makes them think that we don't even live on the same planet as they do.
00:41:21.040 When we are too afraid to say that, hey, college kids, if you're trashing a campus at Columbia University because you're unhappy about some sort of policy and you're taking over a university and you're trashing it and preventing other students from learning, that that is unacceptable.
00:41:36.040 But we're so worried about alienating one or another cohort in our coalition that we don't know what to say when normal people look at that and say, wait a second, I send my kids to college so they can learn, not so that they can burn buildings and trash lawns.
00:41:49.040 Right. And so on and so forth. When we put pronouns after names and say she, her, as opposed to saying, you know what, if I call you by the wrong pronoun, call me out, I'm sorry, I won't do it again.
00:42:01.540 But stop with the virtue signaling and just speak to people like they're normal.
00:42:05.480 There's nothing I'm going to say to sure, Michael, that I'm not going to say to you that I'm not going to say to somebody.
00:42:10.660 I love nothing that I'm going to say to sure, Michael.
00:42:13.700 So what? That's like black Michael.
00:42:15.480 Like you added sure in front of Michael, Michael is already a name.
00:42:19.260 You don't need to do Michael like even that is like, stop hiring guys named Michael.
00:42:26.240 How about that? This guy sucks.
00:42:29.040 CNN sucks.
00:42:30.600 And but now CNN is realizing that the only way out of this is to not be woke.
00:42:35.300 They can't continue being woke and get the viewership and get the the love that they think they're going to get.
00:42:42.940 They just can't.
00:42:45.480 Tim Waltz.
00:42:49.140 Here's a montage of Tim Waltz.
00:42:51.520 They call him the dancing queen.
00:42:53.040 It's just absolutely unbelievable.
00:42:54.620 You are the dancing queen.
00:42:58.420 Young and sweet.
00:43:00.160 Only 17.
00:43:05.620 Dancing queen.
00:43:08.300 But seriously, Tim Waltz.
00:43:10.600 What is what is what is who waves who who waves like this?
00:43:15.340 Whoever waved like that ever in the history of the entire universe.
00:43:20.640 And nobody's ever hi.
00:43:22.580 Hi.
00:43:23.000 And then two minutes later going, I represent masculinity and non-toxic masculinity.
00:43:29.260 Who waves like this?
00:43:30.760 Who the fuck?
00:43:31.320 Maybe this is how I wave at my two year old in my head.
00:43:33.580 Hi, baby.
00:43:34.160 I don't.
00:43:35.040 Hey, look, you.
00:43:37.700 Of course you lost.
00:43:39.040 And you're bald doing that.
00:43:41.920 I mean, it's embarrassing.
00:43:42.700 This guy's career is just absolutely done.
00:44:08.200 Like, there's no there's no coming back from that.
00:44:11.280 There's no way to be a respected, respected person and fucking do that.
00:44:23.780 Here's another liberal freak.
00:44:25.040 It's a woman shaving her head.
00:44:26.560 And it's very clear that this woman has very deep regrets about doing it as as she's doing
00:44:34.520 it.
00:44:35.900 You can see in her eyes that she's going, I shouldn't have done this.
00:44:38.840 Oh, I don't.
00:44:40.660 Oh, I don't know.
00:44:41.840 Oh, I, don't know.
00:44:43.900 Oh, I, don't know.
00:44:45.060 Oh, I, don't.
00:44:45.400 Oh, I, don't know.
00:44:45.820 Wow, imagine that's your daughter
00:45:11.820 and she just
00:45:14.160 like shaves her head because the politician is going to make things better for her one.
00:45:28.160 Do it.
00:45:30.160 Do it.
00:45:31.160 Really?
00:45:32.160 Yeah.
00:45:33.160 Fuck that TV and fuck that asshole.
00:45:37.160 Do it.
00:45:39.160 Guys, we're going to lose our rights.
00:45:47.160 Like we have rights, right?
00:45:49.160 Like, let's just kick the TV because we lost.
00:45:53.160 Oh my God.
00:45:55.160 We broke the TV.
00:45:57.160 I shouldn't be able to have control.
00:46:00.160 I should be able to murder a baby inside of me when I get come down.
00:46:05.160 It's unbelievable.
00:46:09.160 It's it's sick.
00:46:11.160 These girls need a wake up call that, you know, maybe start organizing and get a little smarter
00:46:19.160 and then maybe fight back that way and actually have a candidate.
00:46:23.160 That's not a fucking idiot.
00:46:25.160 I feel really bad for these people making threats because they're actually going to get really in trouble and they think that they have there's there should be no consequences to that.
00:46:39.160 And that's something that even Republicans don't really or didn't do the entire time with Kamala.
00:46:53.160 Nobody was calling for that type of behavior.
00:46:57.160 Nobody was calling for violence against Kamala or Tim Walz, even though he was dancing queen.
00:47:06.160 Nobody was calling for that or for Biden.
00:47:09.160 Nobody was doing any of that.
00:47:10.160 They made jokes about maybe he's going to die in his sleep.
00:47:12.160 That's different.
00:47:13.160 That's natural causes.
00:47:14.160 But when you're actually threatening people, it kind of gets fucking weird.
00:47:17.160 Like, I mean, am I wrong about that?
00:47:21.160 Like, I think it's that's really bad because they're going to get arrested and it's just going to ruin their whole lives.
00:47:29.160 And then they're going to be against Trump.
00:47:30.160 Well, it's like, no, you literally went on a public forum and called for violence against a sitting about to be sitting president.
00:47:43.160 Thank you so much.
00:47:44.160 We love you so much.
00:47:45.160 I don't love you.
00:47:46.160 We love you.
00:47:47.160 I don't love you.
00:47:48.160 I do not want your love.
00:47:49.160 I want you to.
00:47:50.160 I want you to find yourself in the Princess Diana car accident.
00:47:53.160 Really?
00:47:54.160 But why?
00:47:55.160 We love you.
00:47:56.160 We might.
00:47:57.160 Sounds like me crashing out at the comedy store, to be honest, doing my fucking stand up and then just telling people to die.
00:48:06.160 That one I kind of respected.
00:48:08.160 I respect a person who's willing to say, I hope you get in a car accident in public.
00:48:13.160 There's something about that that just demands respect.
00:48:17.160 I don't know how to explain it, but.
00:48:18.160 Okay.
00:48:19.160 So what I'm hearing is there's a blue bracelet that we need to wear because I want to make sure that nobody ever thinks that I am one of the apparently majority of white women who voted for Donald Trump.
00:48:40.160 I do not want you ever to think that I was one of them.
00:48:47.160 So if you see a woman wearing a blue bracelet, you can bet your ass that she's divorced, single, miserable, childless, or doesn't have full custody of her child or has aborted multiple children.
00:49:02.160 Um, that she's bad with money, poor, bad job, bad credit, bad car, bad apartment smells like cats and piss or has a dog that shits inside.
00:49:17.160 So by all means, ladies, looking forward to seeing those blue bracelets out there.
00:49:22.160 Really looking forward to that.
00:49:24.160 Can't wait to see you all wearing your I don't fuck anybody bracelet.
00:49:28.160 And I'm fucking bitch and I'm a crazy bitch and I fucking shave my head and I'm a fucking crazy bitch.
00:49:35.160 And that's supposed to be like.
00:49:37.160 We're supposed to look at that and go, that's we should fight for the for the rights of that.
00:49:44.160 I mean, I mean, just logically, I'm not saying actually, but I'm saying logically, why would anybody want to fight for the rights of somebody who is just so miserable?
00:49:56.160 And I'm not saying we should take away the rights.
00:49:58.160 I'm not saying the rights are being taken away, but just logically, why would anybody fight for your rights when you've been so shitty for so long?
00:50:06.160 The same thing with all the trans activists and shit like that.
00:50:09.160 Well, that didn't go the way we had hoped.
00:50:14.160 Not at all.
00:50:15.160 Or expected.
00:50:17.160 Is that Patton Oswald?
00:50:19.160 Yeah, I mean, for him to win the popular vote?
00:50:23.160 Are you kidding me?
00:50:25.160 I did not know our country was that full of racist bastards.
00:50:32.160 Bastards.
00:50:33.160 Mm hmm.
00:50:34.160 It's going to be an all out war on the LGBTQ plus on our on women, on people of any color other than.
00:50:49.160 Oh, yeah.
00:50:50.160 Women.
00:50:51.160 I'm a woman.
00:50:52.160 Technically, but today I look like Patton Oswald.
00:50:55.160 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:50:57.160 Blanco or Blanca or whatever.
00:51:00.160 No, they don't care about the Blanco.
00:51:03.160 Super Blanco.
00:51:04.160 Yeah.
00:51:05.160 So better go out there and get you a Bible because you're going to be needing that shit now.
00:51:11.160 Oh, no.
00:51:12.160 We, you know, they follow the Handmaid's Tale.
00:51:14.160 We can't read.
00:51:15.160 Oh, that's right.
00:51:16.160 That is true.
00:51:17.160 I'm too old to I can't be a handmaid.
00:51:20.160 I would probably get stuck being a Martha.
00:51:23.160 Actually, no, I'd be on the wall because I ain't going.
00:51:27.160 I'm not going back.
00:51:28.160 This is another reason why we really need RFK to get rid of fluoride in the water because these people look like they drink tap water for sure.
00:51:39.160 And their brains are just rotted out.
00:51:41.160 They're not making a lot of sense.
00:51:43.160 And a lot of the people who are just have brain rot and are just dumb.
00:51:46.160 It's probably because of the stuff they eat, the vaccines, the medicines, the medications, the pharmaceuticals and the water.
00:51:57.160 So, yeah, maybe fixing the water problem will actually make people a little bit more clear, able to clearly think because those two not exactly another another example of a couple of people that should not be running the world.
00:52:15.160 And I don't know if they should have a vote.
00:52:18.160 I mean, yeah, I guess because.
00:52:20.160 I mean, in that mission and that purpose, Claire McCaskill will determine.
00:52:26.160 You OK?
00:52:28.160 I think I'm OK.
00:52:29.160 Tell me what you're thinking.
00:52:32.160 Well, I'm so proud.
00:52:33.160 I'm so proud of her.
00:52:36.160 I don't think people realize how hard it is to get to where she was.
00:52:45.160 As a woman getting elected, D.A., it's not easy, guys.
00:52:50.160 People don't trust women to be in charge of making decisions about life and death and crime and being, frankly, a supervisor in some ways over police.
00:53:01.160 Her fighting through the primary thicket.
00:53:04.160 Why is that?
00:53:05.160 Why is it that people don't trust a woman to do those jobs?
00:53:09.160 And is that something that as a society we should look at and go, well, then why are we putting women in that job if we don't trust them?
00:53:17.160 We don't want them to do it.
00:53:18.160 They don't do a good job and then we let them do it anyway.
00:53:22.160 What is the logic in that?
00:53:24.160 I mean, I'm just asking.
00:53:25.160 I'm not saying that no women are qualified to do certain things.
00:53:28.160 I'm just saying a lot of the women that they're putting in these roles are not qualified and they're put in those roles because they're women to fill a quota that's there because of D.E.I.
00:53:36.160 And it has nothing to do with being smart or being competent.
00:53:41.160 And if it did and a woman ends up in that job, like some of the women who work for Trump who are just smart and competent, a lot of them are pretty attractive, too.
00:53:49.160 That's different, in my opinion, because they're chosen by Trump because they're good at their job, not because they're a woman.
00:53:56.160 California politics to become attorney general.
00:53:59.160 Really hard.
00:54:00.160 I mean, this is really hard stuff for her to be selected as vice president after what I think she would tell you was a very disappointing presidential race where I think she kind of lost her footing and was listening too much to consultants, frankly.
00:54:19.160 And wasn't it didn't really exude who she was.
00:54:24.160 And then to be vice president and to again, this woman, no business talking on a screen.
00:54:31.160 She's absolutely just I don't know who this woman is, but she's stupid.
00:54:36.160 Claire McCaskill.
00:54:38.160 Like, it's it's getting to the point where it just doesn't make sense here.
00:54:45.160 We're going to do another freak out.
00:54:47.160 There's so many more tabs that I have left to go through that.
00:54:51.160 I think what I'm going to do is we're going to do this last freak out.
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00:57:25.160 I'm excited to get through all these tabs.
00:57:28.160 There's so many on my screen.
00:57:29.160 It's unbelievable.
00:57:30.160 But I love you guys.
00:57:32.160 See you at the show soon and keep supporting.
00:57:35.160 Appreciate you.
00:57:36.160 Good night.