Tim Horton's in Austin, Texas ｜ Bankas Podcast on Patreon - #055
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Summary
Tim Hortons is opening a new location in Austen texas and it s a little different than in canada, but it s good to finally get served by white people in a foreign country. Tim Hortons will open its first Austen area location in Round Rock tomorrow, and the first 50 cars in line at the grand opening will win free coffee for a year!
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welcome everybody to bankers podcast we are back with um a friend of mine he uh you might know him
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he was recently driving a cyber truck from denver to las vegas at least the cyber at least we now
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know that the cyber trucks like the autonomous it's pretty pretty impressive what they can do
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they can autonomously carry out terror attacks which is
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that's what i like that's what i like but i'm in austin texas and it's crazy that
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it feels like canada is following me to austin texas because
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tim hortons is now in austin texas folks so if you're canadian you live in austin texas
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now you can feel right at home and finally get served by white people out of tim hortons which
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is it's a little different than in canada and canadian coffee chain tim hortons will open its
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first austin area location in round rock tomorrow we'll have to see what this is all about the first
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50 cars in line at the new location of rm620 will win free coffee for a year i'm there tim hortons
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is hosting the brown rock high school choir tomorrow to celebrate the grand opening they'll
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be caroling from noon to one so wait a second that's canada really people really think canada
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is like a white country where they're like we're gonna do caroling for the tim hortons opening but
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in canada it's just indian people are like what do you want do you want double double you want
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it's crazy nobody says double double here that's a canadian thing for sure well double double here
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is in and out in and out what's that what's a double double i didn't know it's got two beef patties
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two cheeses two beef patties two cheeses yeah and then like lettuce tomatoes pickles onion
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but like yeah if you go double double here like most people would think in and out what if you go
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to mcdonald's and you order coffee oh because double double is two cream two sugar that's what
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it means in canada yeah i i don't know if starbucks would understand i've tried using secret menu items
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at other places just to see like hey you know what i mean oh my eyes fucking pissing me off damn it
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yeah i i'm okay with tim hortons coming here i'm okay with canada becoming the 51st state
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do it i love it i think one of the benefits of canada becoming the 51st state
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um one of the benefits of canada becoming the 51st state would be the cigarettes
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in canada are much better than american cigarettes they would now be able to sell them into the united
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states and because you have laws where you can show the packaging of cigarettes
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we can get all the packaging back the demorier packaging the belmont packaging
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because right now the packaging for cigarettes in canada is just like a dead baby basically
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it's not it's not great it's not ideal so what's going on here the fbi is looking into why
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new orleans attacker jabber visited egypt and ontario in 2023 so see this is the thing you get
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first you get tim hortons coming to america and now you get terrorists yeah coming from canada
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and new orleans is six hours from here so that's close by and this guy was in ontario very luck
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likely that he got a tim hortons within 48 hours of committing this crime or you would hope so
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we have also tracked that jabbar traveled to cairo egypt from june 22nd until july 3rd 2023
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a few days later he flew to ontario canada on july 10th back to back and returned to the u.s
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on july 13th on 2023 our agents are getting answers as to where he went who he met with
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and how those trips may or may not tie into his actions here in our city in new orleans
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wild every bad thing or good thing happening in america is somehow coming from canada
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it's so weird it's like we're sending our cult like you know comics are coming i'm coming
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and then tim hortons is coming here and then trump wants the whole country to just be a part of it
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yeah oh here speaking of that this is trump visiting with canadian royalty kevin o'leary
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i don't know if you know kevin o'leary no no i don't he's the guy who he he invented shark tank he's
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on shark tank oh that guy yeah because it was originally a canadian show called dragon's dead
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i'm pretty sure or or i forget wait let's i don't want to was shark tank originally canadian
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shark tank is a format format that originated in japan
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um dragon's den yeah was the canadian okay spin-off but did was shark was kevin o'leary kevin o
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kevin o'leary shark tank or was he just under shark tank dragon's den sounds so much lamer
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everything can is so much lamer uh yeah i think you you recognize this guy from shark tank yeah yeah
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okay this guy so this guy is on shark tank but now he's basically becoming the new ambassador to
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america for canada like de facto because yeah like he's just meeting with fucking trump here
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i think they should do politics in the form of shark tank like here's what we want to do
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here wait like what do you mean well like like the you know the shark tank panel sits around and
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then you go over like the bills in congress or it's kind of what they do
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this is okay this is a really good representation of of canada for you to
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i don't know what he said i thought it would be translated actually but uh
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does anybody even know what this guy's saying this is my buddy pleb he's like indian scammer
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teaches other newcomers how to scam canada by filing fraudulent bankrupt bankruptcies and then
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i think it translated i know no that's okay call us for financial support
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oh no i was talking about black twitter how black twitter is just kind of better because all they do
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they just say stuff like this first of all they can any tweet with the n-word in it is gonna be
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yeah yeah fun to look at jimmy neutron looking guy yeah popping out what's some good clubs to go to an
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nyc is that a read do you think that's really his head holy shit dude
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what was that nyc shit you were telling me about oh the congestion pricing yeah yeah they've like set up
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cameras all over the city the request to delay congestion pricing came from leaders in new jersey
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and despite the setback it appears they're not giving up the fight sharon crowley live in newark
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with more on the ruling and where we go from here sharon yes we just got that ruling from a judge
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on a friday night as we were talking about before at 8 30 after about four hours of deliberation
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it is a victory for supporters of congestion pricing that nine dollar toll below 60th street
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in manhattan during peak hours will go forward as of tonight starting on sunday now uh new jersey did
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try to block it by suing the mta on the grounds that the air quality studies were not comprehensive
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enough they had hoped to have a pause uh for more studies more information about the environment
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before they started that new toll but a judge here in newark tonight after i said four hours of
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deliberations ruled about 8 30 that that congestion pricing would not be stopped or paused now first
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you're going to hear from the lawyer uh for the state of new jersey who filed the suit against the mta
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and right after that you're going to hear from a lawyer who represented supporters of congestion pricing
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i don't know what the supporters have to say i respectfully disagree with today's decision
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um we feel the decision reflected the importance of mitigation for new jersey communities that are
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going to be uh significantly adversely affected by congestion pricing
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is it because everybody who can't afford new york lives in new jersey and then they have to drive to new
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new york and now they're going to get taxed for that basically yeah yeah it's their way of getting money
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for them and then this video said it was because of like air quality control studies
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it's kind of smart though it's kind of smart to just tax like they're like oh you don't want to live here
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because it's because you think it's cheaper over there now we're going to make it the same price
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oh yeah yeah if we're just taking like all the like just pure strategy yeah like leaving all the
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morals out of it yeah excellent excellent maneuver just force families into living in a one-bedroom
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apartment in manhattan yeah because we can't afford to drive i mean it also is like all the people
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driving from connecticut and from new jersey to do uber yeah i mean that's kind of like get the fuck out
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yeah i mean the you know one of the major airports was jfk that's in new jersey and then you have to
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travel from there into the city i think jfk is in new york yeah jfk is your what was the other ewr
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yeah um newark one of the worst airports to fly into usually because apparently they have a staffing
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or when i was there last time staffing shortage i was at a four-hour delay it was brutal there's
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staffing shortages everywhere man yeah i'm like i'm hoping ai can replace some of these jobs that
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just nobody's working just replace all the black people at the airport
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