Based Camp - October 30, 2026


1M+ Sales & Movie： Leftist Malfoid is About Force Breeding Hermione Due to Demographic Collapse

Halloween & The Colonization of Christian Holidays

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00:00:00.000 Hello, Malcolm. I'm extra excited to speak with you today because, well, our side of the internet
00:00:05.620 has been talking about Malfoy and just loving the Malfoy trend. I mean, meanwhile, and way before
00:00:11.340 this even, the female side of the internet has been doing a lot of things with the concept of
00:00:16.900 Malfoy and... And wait, are you going to go into the history of Harry Draco fan-shipping?
00:00:23.740 um they malcolm they call it drum my drummine just for your information well now let me show
00:00:31.560 you no no no our friend not aldous huxley on x shared this with me this post we just got to open
00:00:35.680 with this all right so uh says i've just learned while the boys are reading malfoid right now
00:00:41.680 the girls were reading fanfic about draco graping and a mind wiped hermione in a handmaid's tale
00:00:48.420 repopulation program and it was republished as a legally distinct dark romanticy called
00:00:54.380 alchemized that sold over a million last year wait wait wait and he does this with a picture
00:01:03.640 of gaston from beauty and the beast in the disney cartoon like paging through one of um
00:01:09.340 well hold on i have to read this without her knowledge this is apparently from the book
00:01:14.920 helen's sterilization this is apparently hermione's hermione's sterilization is non-consensually
00:01:20.220 reversed by morose scientist dr stroud she is forcefully enrolled in the country's repopulation
00:01:27.300 program and told that she and farin must conceive a child within two months over the course of weeks
00:01:33.940 farin attempts to impregnate helen or hermione when she is ovulating unwillingly this is what
00:01:41.160 women men didn't even know they didn't even know yeah the responses were great here's one um
00:01:48.700 streaming seagulls provided a revised edition of bell standing slightly behind guest on
00:01:54.560 blushing wait what is her name again her sick book hermione or who that lady who's blushing 0.91
00:02:00.620 there bell from beauty and the beast bell that's what all her books were all her books no she was
00:02:05.240 first no like legit bell was this woman um she was bell there's something i want to show you
00:02:13.400 i can't believe it another person posted women's romance what if my self insert was dating a rich
00:02:27.920 rapist men's romance what if women loved so good so good someone posted a malfoid meme
00:02:37.280 of just malfoid looking oh my so disgusted saying my level of disgust 0.77
00:02:43.680 it's perfect it's perfect there was art there were stories galore 200 000 and i won't say what for
00:02:53.920 Why's my name glued to yours with a little slash mark?
00:02:57.800 Why's- what are these tags?
00:02:59.260 Oh, gosh, that got dark.
00:03:01.180 Wait, how is that even possible?
00:03:03.640 Is he charmed?
00:03:04.700 That is not what it's for!
00:03:06.960 I am alarmed!
00:03:09.520 Give it here, Potter.
00:03:10.740 No, Potter, it's mine!
00:03:13.000 Don't search, everything's fine. 0.98
00:03:16.200 There's no drarry. 1.00
00:03:17.980 Ignore the lot, or I'll obliviate you. 1.00
00:03:21.280 Right on the spot! 1.00
00:03:23.920 i thought we'd go to war and we win it with luck but you face them they just want to fuck 1.00
00:03:32.400 they don't fear they will be hexed the only thing they fear is they won't get sexed and then another 0.99
00:03:39.780 person in response to this posted like an image showing the spectrum of women's fiction going
00:03:45.820 from breeding property government showing margaret atwood's a handmaid's tale and then also breeding
00:03:50.860 property monster showing morning glory milking you're living the dream you're my breeding
00:03:58.860 property right and you're at you're carded over all the women in the world oh look this woman 1.00
00:04:03.860 gets to have sex with a high status man this woman oh and he dresses her up like she's a 0.68
00:04:10.760 handmaid hold on malcolm this is this whole thing though it's so much worse than what like op posted 0.78
00:04:16.560 because here's here's a hollywood reporter headline from september 10th big deal legendary
00:04:22.460 pays seven figures for alchemized book that began life as a harry potter fan fiction exclusive
00:04:27.880 it's going to become a movie it's going to become okay now hold on hold on i got i'm sorry i have
00:04:33.880 to pick this up i want to get oh god it was it was the breeding department making sure that i
00:04:39.520 get bread oh my god it was the breeding department for real you know they were calling it saying
00:04:44.760 bring your mic back bring your mic back because i'm trying to breed her right now like as hard as
00:04:51.200 i can can you bring your mic back kid thank you okay anyway sorry i interrupted you i need to
00:04:57.120 i need to take a step back here i'm gonna be honest the premise of this book out of all of
00:05:03.880 the female books that you read to me and and i'm normally like that is ridiculous that that is
00:05:10.120 disgusting was this what i'm like i can see how that's kind of hot actually well here's here's my 0.57
00:05:15.340 biggest problem okay because i you're gonna we're gonna get into it right i went to the good where
00:05:19.100 you'd stick it all the dirt i i went to the amazon page i uh i went to tiktok to see people are
00:05:24.280 talking about it i think i think i went to the amazon page for the book last just to see like
00:05:28.380 how many like you know reviews it had and everything to sort of show the scale of this um
00:05:32.280 profound and then i see i see on audible you can get it for one credit and i have a credit and i
00:05:38.320 was like you didn't i didn't buy it i haven't bought it yet but i'm so gonna buy it like that's
00:05:45.080 that's you have to know i am a sick sick person and i'm going to buy the book because no we don't
00:05:50.900 know okay sorry anyway it there's gonna be a movie and there's gonna this is gonna be gold
00:05:55.520 it's gonna be gold but no let me i've got so much to tell you hold on simone this is how you make it
00:06:01.280 so much better okay I'm just falling up my glasses you've got to go with if you if you
00:06:08.560 look at our Hermione song where Hermione is being teased by Malfoy but clearly has a crush on
00:06:14.640 Malfoy like a lot of people like that version of Hermione they're like oh 0.79
00:06:31.260 is actually pretty cute you know because she's like oh one overly progressive to the point of 1.00
00:06:36.200 being an idiot like yeah and two constantly being teased and having one pulled over her 1.00
00:06:41.300 you take that you know you you take a flaw to her my any character yeah and you you put her 0.99
00:06:47.620 in a scenario like this that's an entertaining book i'm not i'm gonna be on that's a book
00:06:52.120 well it actually got me though and this is no i'm not gonna i'm not gonna talk about this um
00:06:57.280 i i want i want the dark i want the dark plots and everything i don't want the explicit sex scenes 0.89
00:07:02.560 because they're so gross as we've talked about at length because it always involves men going down 0.78
00:07:05.800 on women and i hate it they were like well this is barely touching sound like that this doesn't 0.96
00:07:09.740 sound like that this sounds like this woman she built this depraved world uh and i i'm here for 0.98
00:07:15.800 it so i looked it up and it turns out there are no male to female oral sex scenes in this book 0.98
00:07:21.400 i guess women who like simone like this level of dominance do not like that i'm so ready so
00:07:29.220 but okay if you just google the book you get the following ai overview overview and plot premise
00:07:35.400 set in the war-torn city state of palladia the story follows former alchemist and healer helena 0.94
00:07:40.820 marina which is obviously hermione awakening with two missing years of memory after a lost war she
00:07:46.400 is imprisoned on a crumbling estate and sent to the high reeve kine farron a powerful ruthless 0.98
00:07:52.200 necromancer and former academic rival while navigating brutal repopulation program under
00:07:58.360 the high necromancer murrow length and structure the massive 1000 plus page book is divided into
00:08:05.300 a non-linear three-part narrative focused on trauma memory and systematic oppression genre
00:08:11.120 and tone dark fantasy versus romanticcy while marketed and shelved by many readers alongside
00:08:16.100 romantic fantasy due to its underlying emotional core and central relationship the author fans and
00:08:20.580 various critics empathize to emphasize that it's a harrowing low spice dark fantasy rather than a
00:08:27.060 traditional romance content warning the novel deals with extremely dark themes heavily psychological
00:08:32.500 distress war trauma and carrying extensive trigger warnings the reviews are so good malcolm but in
00:08:39.780 the real one is is is who's the necromancer in the real one is this an alternate i'm gonna have to
00:08:44.820 to figure it out because i think it must be someone else i don't i don't think it's draco
00:08:50.060 look i i'm gonna include okay we're just gonna skip ahead to here i'm gonna give you we're gonna
00:08:55.520 try to figure it out because this this says it's spoilers okay is i when you go to tiktok to see
00:09:00.780 what the fans are saying oh it's not just fans being like like crying in their cars it's um
00:09:07.460 it's people have used ai to make fan art of it so here here's one that said it has spoilers so
00:09:14.600 you and I can try to figure out from this what what happens in the book okay I'm going to describe
00:09:19.320 and she walks in a hospital and I guess her academic rival is at war and then they kiss
00:09:39.900 and it's not a kiss
00:09:42.340 and he's brooding, he's brooding now
00:09:44.500 now he's writing it for something
00:09:46.020 and they hug
00:09:47.140 i like the knight design in this
00:09:49.280 the knight design, well that's all the
00:09:51.920 i'm not, i'm not hating it
00:09:54.260 wait, wait until Malfoy turns out
00:09:57.660 yeah, right, so really this is like
00:10:00.460 the love interest period, i guess 0.92
00:10:02.100 but here i guess she gets arrested by 1.00
00:10:06.140 the sexy Malfoy who then 1.00
00:10:08.120 speaks her way 0.77
00:10:10.580 to her
00:10:11.660 writing pen
00:10:12.440 I can't tell
00:10:14.100 like erases
00:10:15.180 all the memories
00:10:15.800 presumably
00:10:16.380 he looks like
00:10:18.040 he has to
00:10:19.140 do things with her
00:10:19.840 it's because
00:10:20.260 it is AI
00:10:21.020 oh
00:10:21.880 Malcolm
00:10:23.040 that's not like
00:10:23.860 a preview of anything
00:10:24.800 that is
00:10:25.560 someone's AI
00:10:26.780 fan art
00:10:28.220 that's what I was
00:10:30.040 explaining to you
00:10:30.920 what is your face doing
00:10:33.920 I'm trying to find
00:10:35.340 passages from this
00:10:36.720 oh let me just tilt let me just go to the reviews you're gonna love the reviews i'm gonna i'm gonna
00:10:42.720 read some of the the good and the bad ones because they're both entertaining and i'm not gonna read
00:10:47.540 all of them because their reviews are like novels on themselves but on goodreads it has 387 253
00:10:54.360 ratings and 69 345 reviews so some of the some of the ones that got five star reviews anna writes
00:11:01.500 infinity sign nothing will ever compare mariana moore writes infinity stars nobody talked to me
00:11:08.720 for like eight to ten business months i'm in severe emotional pain without a doubt one of
00:11:13.980 the most best books i've ever read god tier perfection nothing will ever compare but my god 1.00
00:11:19.720 did it hurt this is women reading about i'm putting into words right now forcibly bred they
00:11:25.840 see that and their immediate takeaway is god tear god no like another woman who gave it a five-star
00:11:33.160 review um this is just her trigger warnings portion of her review trigger warnings wartime
00:11:39.020 violence religious abuse depictions of complex trauma suicidal ideation self-harm ptsd medical
00:11:46.000 torture eugenics cannibalism sexual assault rape and allusion to necrophilia so i wanted to look
00:11:53.780 up what was mean by this and apparently the harry potter character after he has been killed and
00:11:58.020 possessed by voldemort ends up impregnating the jenny weasley character and it is this harry
00:12:04.420 potter character who looks like a love interest to hermione and some of the flashbacks that we're
00:12:10.180 looking at but isn't actually in the plot okay so i decided to like try to get like the plot of this
00:12:16.760 to figure it out okay okay so after voldemort wins the war and harry dies oh wait so like is the is
00:12:24.280 the guy is the guy supposed to be harry so i don't know so the magical population is severely depleted
00:12:29.980 from casualties and already low purebred birth rates voldemort mandates marriages among his
00:12:36.740 followers in order them to reproduce when pureblood fertility stays low he starts a broader
00:12:42.840 repopulation program captured witches including half buds and muggle-borns forced into a surrogate 0.94
00:12:49.800 breeding role for the death eater households handmaid's tale style of course hermione's case 1.00
00:12:55.160 is special she has order secrets sealed in her mind and even she can't access them she's assigned 1.00
00:13:01.720 specifically to the high reeve draco as a surrogate so he can keep her under close watch
00:13:08.140 and tried to break into her memories pregnancy is also useful because it complicates legitimacy
00:13:13.760 the author has said in a tumblr faq that the program was uh partially propaganda slash
00:13:20.500 distraction and a way to distribute sex slaves under a more acceptable name no it clearly they
00:13:27.720 did have a problem right welcome why are you trying to justify valdemont's brain he tried it
00:13:33.440 his own people we may need to do this soon simone you can't have people say that this is about sex
00:13:39.640 slaves okay when we when we force women into the mar-a-lago breeding pits well you know what as
00:13:48.860 much as they are very progressive here's here's one of the reactions from uh from tiktok the
00:13:55.600 reactions are so funny um here's one woman just sitting in her car crying very new from the very
00:14:02.640 beginning he knew the moment he looked at her memories he knew exactly and you muted it on
00:14:07.960 your side right hugging her thousand plus page book so again back to the reviews because they're
00:14:12.280 really funny so even the fans of the book who like it and give it good reviews admit the writing is
00:14:18.660 bad writes em who gave it a four at a five-star review dnf oh sorry that was sorry no no um right
00:14:26.200 in in her four-star review emily may writes i have a lot of thoughts about this the first being
00:14:31.600 for goodness sake get an editor in here nothing needs to be this long the second thought being
00:14:37.000 damn it though it was pretty good but okay the bad reviews are very funny writes m dnf this has
00:14:45.620 the most egregious grammatical errors i have ever seen in a delray random house published book 0.97
00:14:50.440 the prose structure is shockingly poor writes emma read this in the same way nelly bly admitted
00:14:56.940 herself to the asylum and hers is a long review but later on she continues with i don't need dark
00:15:02.380 romance i don't need romanticity i am a harry potter hater when the protagonist in the book
00:15:07.840 is a fangirl defends her right to submit knockoff hogwarts fan fiction to a teacher
00:15:13.300 and a class it makes me cringe so hard it can convert coal into diamonds this is possibly
00:15:18.520 what did she what did she do that pissed off this woman i presumably the original fan fiction
00:15:24.240 that this author wrote that was the draco fan fiction um she submitted to her teacher in some 1.00
00:15:30.400 writing class and one of the big things that that the female reading audience of this book object to
00:15:37.040 is that this book was written based on a fan universe written by the bad lady jk rowling and 0.93
00:15:44.440 we don't like the bad lady and we don't like harry potter so even if a book is completely
00:15:48.560 its own ip now and it's been changed away from harry potter it's not acceptable because it was
00:15:53.440 once originally based on the fan fiction universe written by the bad lady do you understand
00:15:57.540 they find this very bad it's bad bad yeah okay she also writes this book has everything and by
00:16:05.220 everything i mean every trigger warning on the top of my head violence torture sexual assault
00:16:09.720 necrophilia execution kidnapping abuse death suicidal ideation roofies self-harm forced
00:16:14.380 pregnancy war racism cannibalism misogyny it throws every edgy and dark subject and a hot
00:16:19.540 topic seventh grader could think of at you in the hopes that you won't notice it's strung together
00:16:24.360 with info dumps cardboard cutout characters and a dream it moves from one violent seizure to the
00:16:30.340 next physical attack to the next kys attempt at breakneck speed so maybe you won't figure out
00:16:35.920 that even a copy editor couldn't make it through this book or i guess we might have needed to read
00:16:40.920 about helena being covered in dried blood every other page for three straight chapters
00:16:45.600 writes noella i was today years old when i found out this was actually the trad published version
00:16:51.760 of a very popular draminey fan fiction apparently dramatic draminey fics have become a thing since
00:16:57.920 my long gone days of as a hardcore potter head of the first dawn i guess that's what they call
00:17:03.100 themselves when they liked harry potter before jk rowling went anti-trans of the first dawn but i
00:17:10.000 was even more today years old when i learned about its controversies mainly due to the presence of
00:17:14.980 sexual assault scenes and it's very problematic takes about it i'll come back to this later on
00:17:19.400 i promise she proceeds to write later i was aware back then i was setting myself up for the most
00:17:24.640 traumatizing discomforting and twisted story i've ever experienced as a reader but also and without
00:17:30.020 question one of the poorest written and edited ones making it the worst book i've read in my life
00:17:34.540 i love these people it's so poorly written and edited but i read the whole thing it's so poorly
00:17:39.820 but millions of copies no one person wrote dnf which stands for did not finish um but then
00:17:44.960 yeah um by the way i'm going into it to try to learn more oh you need to know more i do want
00:17:53.160 to know more so they end up conceiving a child and the book ends with the child like as an adult
00:17:57.680 and they stay like together her and the draco character her and draco not like the original
00:18:03.460 boy she got erased i think from her memory she gets she gets the bad boy isn't that what everyone
00:18:10.080 wants oh she so they stayed together an intact marriage oh so this explains the really big
00:18:16.760 controversy that's playing out among fans of the book and i do not know why this is the controversy
00:18:21.060 but as was alluded to by the google ai overview so it's even surfacing to the the dull mine of
00:18:27.400 google's bots that don't really spend a lot of tokens on any sort of thought was that they're
00:18:33.140 all disagreeing on whether this is is dark fantasy or romanticy okay they're like really angry about
00:18:40.660 this i don't exactly understand why but okay okay so so it goes into more than just when women get
00:18:48.440 into stuff they get into stuff so it has cannibalism in it um in one scene when a soldier
00:18:55.080 returns from war he eats his wife um okay and there's other weird body horror elements
00:19:03.200 specifically uh the morrow and the undying drain power souls in in bed bone somethings
00:19:13.140 where others remains and practice immortality through alchemical necromatic means uh they
00:19:20.440 have a reanimated soldiers i guess that's pretty normal okay heavily gore and torture elements
00:19:26.160 maybe i don't listen to it that sounds gross hold on but why does he eat her
00:19:33.000 that doesn't sound that doesn't make sense to me well here's one tiktoker's take um on what
00:19:41.160 what genre this is give me a second because you're it's going to be muted for me but
00:19:46.240 oh no is it just just it's just a screenshot this is very annoying my notes my notes okay
00:19:53.140 let me just download this really fast I personally think the reason why people are disagreeing about 0.96
00:20:00.660 whether this is romantic or dark fantasy whatever the the words were they use is that women don't
00:20:08.080 want to admit that this turns them on and what is most interesting about this whole thing playing
00:20:13.260 out is aside from the fact that everyone's pointing and laughing um at the audience that
00:20:18.160 finds this compelling is that there's this really really severe tension that women experience between
00:20:24.140 understanding logically that like they they would prefer to keep bodily autonomy and rape is bad
00:20:30.840 but then also wow this turns me on so they don't want it's not it's obviously not romantic to be
00:20:37.740 like a prisoner who is it has bad things happen to them they don't want that's not romantic to 1.00
00:20:44.160 them but it really turns them on and this is why i think there's this tension is that like women
00:20:49.480 aren't really able to parse out the difference between a thing that turns them on and a thing
00:20:53.660 that they find romantic and the subtext of the debate about this i think comes down to that is
00:20:59.180 that women are like this turns me on but it's not romantic and other women are like no it's romantic 1.00
00:21:04.220 oh my god that's that's the problem with the female mind 0.99
00:21:08.920 well no i think there's a maybe there's a difference between things that turn you on
00:21:15.600 in romance i think so because people talk in like their sexual affiliation games well i'm
00:21:21.280 heteroromantic something sexual right like but simone early in our dating i acted just like one
00:21:28.140 of these characters i was yeah i know you were oh i was the worst but you were still into it
00:21:35.020 you were like i am here for this i look i think you acted like that partially because you knew
00:21:42.200 that it made you a catch and yeah i mean i studied you stopped doing it because you were like i don't
00:21:49.440 want to maintain frame for my entire life i'm not gonna do this yeah i like i remember us having a
00:21:55.760 conversation about it you're like i mean it's just a lot of work i don't really feel like anywhere
00:22:00.740 i'm like huh yeah it would be a lot like okay but i also remember feeling a little disappointed
00:22:07.900 what you're like what you're not gonna be mean and cruel all the time like what is what is wrong
00:22:13.780 with people you've got to say this to the documentary team you've got to say that like
00:22:17.560 there was a moment when he was like i'm gonna be nice now and just like vulnerable and and you're
00:22:23.620 like a little disappointed about it like ah crumbs be like women know women know a part of
00:22:31.500 women know every woman but but uh what's her name uh the the woman in the uk who's like surprised
00:22:37.940 hannah pearl davis no no no no the one who oh louise perry um louise perry so i i always have
00:22:44.440 to get on this it's just such a bizarre claim that it's a man who made porn violent like
00:22:50.720 no no violent this is a woman thing i mean apparently it's not her thing and i think
00:22:57.160 maybe she can't sexually not i don't like i don't like but i'm not signing up by the way
00:23:01.920 i don't like it either anyway it's only for one credit i can understand it and i think she can't
00:23:09.300 understand it like in the same way where i think like a lot of women up here i know actually by
00:23:12.820 the numbers a lot of a lot of women like the idea of someone going down on them right i really don't 0.98
00:23:19.220 like major turnoff. And I feel like that's her, that's her version of that. That is her 1.00
00:23:25.540 having someone go down on you. You know what I mean? Like she just horks every time she thinks
00:23:30.580 of it. And then I think it makes it. And when you combine that with like people saying it's like
00:23:37.200 morally bad, because it is morally bad, but like they implying that being turned on by it is
00:23:42.000 morally bad. It just makes it very easy for her to go up and stand on a soapbox and do that.
00:23:46.680 like that i think that's the com it's the dangerous combination anyway here's one woman's
00:23:51.200 commentary on what genre it is calling this book a romance you need to give your head a shake give
00:23:57.520 your head a shake and after you give your head a shake go back and read the book and see what it's
00:24:01.860 what it's about i definition of the romance genre has to have a happily ever after whereas alchemized 0.96
00:24:07.720 is a high fantasy story that focuses on power oppression women's bodily autonomy and there is
00:24:14.320 a love story that is weaved into all of this trauma and that part is very powerful but it is
00:24:20.740 not it is not a romance story and giving it the romance definition gives readers some kind of
00:24:26.300 expectation around the happily ever after you may be thinking well then why don't we just label it
00:24:30.840 dark romance in a dark romance book you may have this emotional tension based on the relationship
00:24:36.980 and it's very toxic and eventually there'll be some emotional or romantic payoff as with alchemized
00:24:41.740 that tension is created by this systematic oppression it's survival it's it's quite
00:24:47.080 different than what you would expect in what would be labeled a dark romance and if i see 0.85
00:24:51.160 one more fucking edit of like romance music while reading the book i am just 0.53
00:24:58.520 so as you can see i love is she's defining it as not romance because it contains elements 0.97
00:25:06.440 that she is unwilling to admit that women want it's that tension it's it it is and again like
00:25:13.820 if we could all just understand that something turning you on is not you saying you want it to
00:25:20.060 happen to you is not you saying that you think it's morally good like we just need to really
00:25:25.160 internalize this but because people have such a difficult time parsing out things that turn them
00:25:29.260 on and their own personal morality it becomes this thing and you see this tension even in the 0.99
00:25:33.640 book reviews with one Sri Gitta writing edit as a SA victim myself can y'all please get off my ass 0.96
00:25:42.780 how beautiful to see a fic where Draco rapes Hermione and is getting trad published meanwhile 0.95
00:25:48.320 every day tainted biopic and GPOC authors are struggling oh tainted by talent sorry I just
00:25:55.920 talented bipoc all yeah meanwhile every day actually talented bipoc and q poc authors
00:26:04.000 are struggling to get even a deal love to see rape fantasy books dominating the romance space 0.88
00:26:10.920 um which by the way i think the author is asian um she's not like she's not a white 0.99
00:26:16.180 half japanese to be explicit didn't count as white people because they don't murder each other all
00:26:22.180 okay you have to be you have to be like an actual like negative externality for society for the left
00:26:28.440 to care about you um but i mean you can see this tension between someone who apparently was sexually 1.00
00:26:33.240 assaulted and like has to deal with that and then like reads romance novels because women are like
00:26:37.860 oh like wow what a concept but to have actually experienced she knows wasn't great you know and 0.99
00:26:44.800 that's the tension again is we don't want it to actually happen we want to wait an asian 0.79
00:26:48.220 wrote an asian woman wrote this book really not defying the stereotypes they're asian women
00:26:52.560 so bad it's so bad and then there's there's more debate that like there's a whole reddit thread
00:26:58.600 why is alchemized not a romanticy on our fantasy romance where someone wrote i already had a hard
00:27:04.680 time figuring out the difference between fantasy romance and romanticy but i think i got there
00:27:09.640 i'm not there by the way but now i'm hearing alchemized is not a romance is it not romanticy
00:27:14.920 i'm just so confused now i'm over here reading that romance has to be a happy ending the guy
00:27:19.400 has to be nice said who i would like to speak to the manager of romance about this please
00:27:24.400 who do i take to my complaint uh like i i kind of agree with her where i think a lot of so apparently
00:27:30.180 some um organization that calls itself as having some kind of authority on romance which is not
00:27:38.200 as influential as it used to be but used to be very influential decided to define what romance
00:27:42.420 was um and it started to confuse so i'm reading like what women say they like about it oh yeah 0.58
00:27:48.360 and what what it really is for a lot of women is that it's a relationship with an extremely
00:27:55.060 high power imbalance that's not sanitized or washed away or forgiven and that's what they 1.00
00:28:02.160 want oh you mean the power imbalance never gets normalized yeah they want a high power
00:28:07.340 the malcolm never gets nice oh um that's really funny um give me no we'll just wrap this up and
00:28:22.540 then i'll figure out what toasty is breaking in my office right now oh no but yeah i mean a lot of
00:28:29.700 people in terms of the discussion they're like look i just commented on another thread about
00:28:33.380 this but i feel there's a lot of fantasy that has romance that you'd never call romanticy like game
00:28:37.880 of thrones or lord of the rings i think alchemist if alchemist was written by a man or people didn't
00:28:43.040 know it originated as fan fiction it probably wouldn't have been marketed as romanticy the
00:28:47.700 author themselves has said they don't consider it a romance which is interesting uh and i'm not
00:28:53.240 yeah they they another person says it's dark fantasy romance some of the fans like to pretend
00:28:58.460 it's not romance for some reason romance is a genre requires the main couple is together at
00:29:03.200 the end but the guy doesn't have to be nice dark romance is a thing there's a real difference
00:29:07.980 between romanticy and fantasy romance it's just a fandom wink so there's a schism going on with
00:29:14.120 people talking about what's really romantic and what's not and it's i think it's very tough for
00:29:19.660 women in the in the literature space going back to that one graph that someone posted in response to
00:29:26.980 someone on on x explaining this whole thing where they showed this this spectrum of women's fiction
00:29:32.920 going from A Handmaid's Tale to Morning Glory Milking Farm. 0.71
00:29:37.080 Women love A Handmaid's Tale because it's the same dynamic. 0.88
00:29:40.360 It's the same sordid, like, sexual fantasy for them. 0.94
00:29:44.060 But they're able to pretend that they're reading this political thought piece 0.81
00:29:47.720 and that they're reading literature.
00:29:51.020 And, you know, Margaret Atwood, what a respectable woman. 0.99
00:29:53.520 And she based this off of past political regimes
00:29:56.240 and things that have really happened in the...
00:29:58.000 By the way, by the way, by the way, by the way,
00:30:01.380 i decided to when we were looking at the handmaid's tale like look into like what
00:30:06.960 task political regimes is she talking about um like 98 of all of the horrors that she talks
00:30:14.620 about in hand we're communists we're communists we're communists yes i looked at it too i was
00:30:18.820 like really is that true like it's all communists like the handmaid's tale should be like why we
00:30:23.180 shouldn't elect left-wing have we just like threaded the needle though because is this why 1.00
00:30:27.660 all these progressive women really want communism so that they can be bred by the state of course 1.00
00:30:35.300 oh no how how many no honestly wouldn't want to be like the the breeding woman at our estate 1.00
00:30:43.880 you know now that it's clean no you no one wants that oh oh you what sorry right yes no i'm i am
00:30:53.960 very happy. Can you take this off the screen here? You give me your money and you clean the house
00:31:00.680 for me and you make food for me and you make babies for me in body horror with giant needles
00:31:07.140 and everything. There is the body horror. There is the bucket of pain, as I call it. Yes. I should
00:31:13.560 take a video of the bucket of pain so people can know what I'm talking about. But I will point out
00:31:19.320 to guys who want to say oh how could women want this we need to ban this women should women like 0.89
00:31:26.580 if you're if your woman reads this stuff there have been studies on this we've gone over it in 0.80
00:31:30.220 past episodes it means she's significantly more likely to have sex with you and she's going to be 0.89
00:31:34.680 significantly more sexually active women really read horny books oh have sex in their relationship 0.99
00:31:42.380 at much higher rate yeah yeah yeah again for guys just a reminder yeah women this is good 0.73
00:31:48.380 default sexuality is called reactive sexuality this is unlike your sexuality what this means
00:31:56.180 is that i think the majority of women or at least a large uh minority of women do not get turned on
00:32:04.260 by seeing something hot they get turned on as you do right so this is hard for you to understand
00:32:10.180 they get turned on by being physically engaged in intimacy intimacy that they may not feel like
00:32:18.880 when the physical engagement starts they may be like oh i don't really care whatever you begin
00:32:24.560 to physically engage them in intimacy and then they begin to get turned on well these books have
00:32:30.940 the effect of taking a woman who otherwise wouldn't naturally experience arousal throughout
00:32:36.920 her day like you might and putting them in an aroused state yeah it gets it gets them in in
00:32:42.580 like sexy times mode where then you have to pretend to be a werewolf man no although yeah
00:32:50.680 i think some of the people in our audience have have noted that side effect with romance novels
00:32:56.220 where they're like yeah my wife wants me to help but look you're at you at least you're getting
00:33:02.680 some right you know i feel like come in as you i i learned um well i'm naturally pretty sexually
00:33:12.520 aggressive but like i also learned to even play it up in the context of when i wanted to get laid
00:33:17.260 all the time right like um when i was younger and i was trying to sleep around like it's what women 1.00
00:33:22.000 want it's what you sell if you want to sleep around right they've broken containment they're 1.00
00:33:27.320 coming for me i must run fly you fools oh god um you fool um no this was hilarious simone this 0.99
00:33:36.160 was hilarious yeah i really appreciate you you sharing with me the world of uh the hermione uh 0.99
00:33:44.780 oh yeah you gotta you gotta just like go to if you want to laugh okay because i laughed a lot
00:33:52.080 today go to tiktok enter the title of this book alchemized you're welcome oh you're welcome oh my
00:34:00.240 god you're welcome oh my god yeah it's great this and if you are a woman the um not safe for work
00:34:08.300 comics feature on our fab is pretty good i bet you could build some scenarios you know on a 0.96
00:34:12.840 i think women are much i don't think it's in comics are for people who really need that visual 0.99
00:34:18.180 element and i i don't know like my take is that most of the female content that really picks up
00:34:24.460 is is narrative either um audio or written which is why i like that whole new subscription service
00:34:33.180 like pervy subscription service for for women like famous men talking to women yeah i wanted
00:34:39.140 to say quibi but isn't that the failed like aol thing it's something some cue something um when
00:34:46.880 you could just go to our gone wild audio for free as a man or woman i'm i'm so annoyed by this but
00:34:53.420 anyway yeah i that's that's my but yes you're right that on our fab there especially for our
00:34:58.920 audience which is fastest majority male you're you're much better it's not as big a majority
00:35:04.820 male as you'd think i think it's only like 80 percent we're 90 it's 90 it's 90 okay 90 hi guys
00:35:10.900 and girl gentlemen and lady funny that the people who like talk to us are mostly women
00:35:17.060 yeah maybe that's because you don't communicate much and i oh yeah and you respond and the women
00:35:23.020 like there's only one person who's going to read this anyway you look at the comments though on 0.51
00:35:29.140 youtube and so that that is that is meaningful before they completely trash my room i'm going
00:35:35.780 to briefly excuse myself i love you very much oh what do you want for your birthday dinner
00:35:40.740 Octavian, friend, is Toasty being naughty?
00:35:46.440 What are you thinking?
00:35:47.500 He's turning on the treadmill and he's putting pieces on it.
00:35:51.620 The, like, the things that you put, like, the little, like, circles in.
00:35:57.220 He's putting them on the treadmill and he's on, and the treadmill's on.
00:36:03.040 And he's making them, like, falling down, down.
00:36:06.880 Like, dead.
00:36:07.960 Kind of.
00:36:08.800 It's like a death. 0.93
00:36:09.900 game where like if you fall off the treadmill a death game he's gonna make a woman very happy
00:36:15.880 one day oh yeah those had to really torture you yeah really working them good to get them good
00:36:21.840 at that you know fighting that's why the moment the woman comes to gut punch you're saying do what
00:36:28.140 i say woman you can't hear me by the way so i can't hear him from here i know we're gonna keep
00:36:34.120 it that way yeah we're gonna keep it that way yeah but um the uh what was i what was i gonna
00:36:40.840 say with you um i'll do lo mein but last time you made me lo mein and you did it with ground beef
00:36:45.900 you used like twice as much or three times as much ground beef as you should have used with
00:36:49.860 that many noodles i will use half you can you can span it out over a few days of lo mein instead of
00:36:54.840 forcing it all into one moment i was going for the general rule of spaghetti bolognese where
00:37:03.060 you always want that is true but not lo mein okay okay lo mein it's really about the noodles
00:37:08.700 with a hint of meat okay i gotcha all right well and some vegetables that we have any i don't know
00:37:13.960 if we have any um well you don't like like a little bit of broccoli maybe i can do oh yeah
00:37:19.520 that'd be great that was a really good touch last time um it was okay all right but you put it in
00:37:25.420 at like the end and on the side when instead you want me to stir fry it yeah because i wasn't sure
00:37:29.780 if you'd get mad at me for putting broccoli in your food you know i like broccoli it's a vegetable
00:37:33.840 especially because you steamed it first it was nice and soft and not like the big chunky hard
00:37:39.640 bits i know i hate eating rock vegetables i am a i am a i am an old woman that needs soft foods
00:37:45.780 well i love you and i will i love you too i'm gonna put this one live tomorrow this is a great
00:37:53.340 episode you did a good job oh you gotta just just to treat yourself tonight just go to tiktok
00:37:59.100 look up the book's title oh it's so great the women are so thirsty for this reality
00:38:05.700 they won't okay okay okay hold on i'll do it right now alchemized did you just go to tick
00:38:12.880 tock why to see really funny women and their and their creations that okay first i gotta make sure
00:38:22.200 i'm spelling this right okay a-l-c-h-e-m-i-s-e-d and then we're going to uh check out this book 1.00
00:38:29.120 and uh oh it's better than that oh movie rights come on um what what is funny is that the woman 0.51
00:38:38.560 who's a slave is black and the draco is white so they they race swapped hermione to be a black
00:38:45.140 slave woman oh and someone's fan art sure but like there's a lot of different types of self-inserts
00:38:50.140 there so i decided to look it up in the text it never talks about her skin color but it does say
00:38:56.300 that she has very curly brown hair usually worn and tight braids a large brown eyes and a slight 0.64
00:39:02.780 build specifically she is a foreigner to the country that this takes place in palladia 0.99
00:39:07.660 and it's from a southern island culture
00:39:11.180 oh okay okay okay um that is and just seeing women reacting to the book it's delightful
00:39:21.400 watching they're like oh it's great you just gotta you gotta enjoy it for a little bit
00:39:26.980 because it's entertaining oh apparently the original was called manacled oh gosh
00:39:34.380 knowing that people are getting off on alchemize uh arcs and meeting selenu and avanar and i am
00:39:42.280 not one of them crying what oh yeah me seeing everyone with physical copies of alchemize
00:39:50.800 and it's squidward looking sad out a window and running around on this everyone wants in
00:39:57.480 um you can get in this is this is the type of okay so i'll read a passage from this this is
00:40:03.940 like the uh the type of thing that's in alchemized okay okay the hospital massacres had been the
00:40:09.580 first major atrocity in the war the guild assembly defended the attack saying that the hospitals were
00:40:14.680 run by the eternal flame as covers for military bases and the surrounding countries swallowed the
00:40:20.440 lie because it was easier than involving themselves in palladia's conflict what like by the way this
00:40:27.680 obviously supposed to be like a allegory for what's happening or a i don't know the right
00:40:34.640 literary term for what's happening with hamas building uh headquarters under hospitals but like
00:40:41.840 it doesn't deny or no sane person i know denies that hamas has built headquarters under hospitals
00:40:49.040 this this is acting like they're just bombing hospitals for funsies like basically this is
00:40:54.240 arguing that jews just murder people in hospitals or israel for funsies uh that there that there
00:41:01.260 has been no headquarters underneath these hospitals which no sane reporting on this
00:41:05.840 subject i am aware of would argue that's uh i'm just like naked without engaging was like the 0.57
00:41:13.160 nuance of this to anyone who had ever learned of it she would only be one thing women were
00:41:18.220 always defined as the lowliest thing they could be called um okay yeah no this is this is a mess
00:41:26.560 i you know you've you've convinced me through our additional deep diving into this i actually
00:41:30.380 tim not going to spend an audible credit on this i'm going to keep listening to
00:41:33.460 the the origins of the old testament i'm going to stick to the bible 0.93
00:41:40.020 oh are you are you not with alchemized i yeah we were like i'm not gonna get a horny wife 1.00
00:41:48.800 i'm not a gore person well i'll find some other in all the fan art she's black i think she might 0.97
00:41:56.000 be black in the new one which adds a whole other element but yeah that makes that add some
00:42:01.900 inconvenient undertones to the whole not not super black like like his oh so maybe that's why i didn't
00:42:08.180 notice because i just figured yeah wait what is she in the thing i played hold on la la la
00:42:14.740 mom where's my six dollar you'll get it if you leave this room right now okay now what is she
00:42:22.420 in this i don't know she just looks ambiguous i think that's the point you need an ambiguous 0.97
00:42:28.300 looking self-insert you think she's black in this i guess not yeah i think people make her look
00:42:35.920 self-insert-y however they are which are i mean greeks are you know obviously they make her look
00:42:41.120 greek oh this is another oh my god without money this is someone this is someone reacting when
00:42:45.940 they learned that there's going to be a movie of this i have warned you if something happens to you 1.00
00:42:52.320 i will personally raise the entire order if you die i will kill every last one of them 0.98
00:42:59.300 she's so excited oh my gosh i love people so much i love a fan community a fan communities 0.99
00:43:07.600 are just the best thing ever i loved whovians i love my little like remember when we went to
00:43:11.720 pony con or what did they call it yes pony con just call it i love working on on helping our
00:43:18.940 community right like i think that that's one of the coolest things about the new right these days 1.00
00:43:22.500 is is community yeah no totally so if i even if they're there's a group of disaffected women who
00:43:28.860 are bonding around an incredibly violent bondage a bondage book about sexual slavery look power to
00:43:36.240 them okay it's bringing it's bringing hearts and minds together and we should in the end celebrate 0.98
00:43:40.920 it is it is preparing women for the government the pronatalists will put in place this they wish
00:43:48.340 honestly i feel like every time they're like oh you're trying to breathe they're like so hopeful 0.54
00:43:52.600 there's this little quench in their eyes like will you like could someone it's just briar rabbit
00:43:58.960 oh please mr fox don't throw me into that bra patch don't throw me into that bra patch
00:44:03.360 anything but the bra patch oh there's so many phones in there why do you sound like cartman
00:44:09.500 when you say that anyway um you're supposed to put on a slave accent when you're doing it
00:44:13.000 because it's a slave story is that cartman's accent no it's a slave accent it's way more
00:44:18.240 nice try oh oh please oh please bro fast um that doesn't you can't i can't do i can't do the good
00:44:26.100 maybe you can have aiw to sound more like an obsequious slave trying to
00:44:33.660 well that's what he that's what he represents in the story i know we're not allowed we're not
00:44:40.220 allowed to represent such you're not even allowed to call people tar babies anymore which comes from
00:44:44.400 an african myth as we've pointed out right like it's literally an erasure of african culture
00:44:49.920 but uh see our episode on disney erasing the splash mountain for a deeper dive on this because
00:44:55.460 that is just ghoulish hashtag um removing an actual african myth that inspired a ride and 0.65
00:45:02.480 replacing it was a fake european one was a black self-insert yeah yeah like what the depravity 0.70
00:45:08.680 yeah is pretty messed up depravity depravity but is it is it pronounced depravity no 0.75
00:45:15.080 you wouldn't be okay with me like not depraved i'm depraved because i would like at least one 0.99
00:45:23.100 sex slave well friend if you can afford a sex slave i'm not feeding the sex slave okay we got 0.99
00:45:28.380 the dog who feeds the dog i feed the dog we got the chickens who feeds the chickens i am not feeding 1.00
00:45:33.640 and cleaning up after we she would have to presumably work or starve that could be part of
00:45:40.760 the the the thing no no this is america look everyone ends up you know you know they get
00:45:48.540 their things and you gotta the the things and that look all the all the dogs in america which 0.96
00:45:53.920 are they i think are the closest to like institutionalized sex slaves if we have any
00:45:58.380 right like also literally in some cases true and you gotta spend you have to get your pet insurance
00:46:04.040 you have to get all the other things you know and i believe you're worried about slave insurance
00:46:09.440 the reason she doesn't want me to have a sex slave she immediately is like because you don't 0.92
00:46:13.760 think through everything that goes in to all this all the work malcolm no no but what scourge would 1.00
00:46:22.860 i bring on the future of our species if you actually bred one of these women and you continued 1.00
00:46:27.220 their mindset into the future um we are so blessed that we are only bringing the based women into 0.98
00:46:34.820 tomorrow right to create little based baby girls and boys well the sad thing too though because if
00:46:41.140 if i understand the plot of this story correctly as you told me that like this hermione-ish
00:46:47.620 character and the malfoy-ish character end up raising a kid together i also think that like
00:46:52.800 a lot of these women are just women who grew up in i guess a pretty toxic culture but like in the 0.96
00:46:58.680 end would just like to have a kid with a guy and raise a kid with a guy he doesn't have to be nice 1.00
00:47:03.780 weird fantasy that only happens in a government mandated reproduction because well look dating is 1.00
00:47:10.960 tough right now i also want to point out that even with the government mandated reproductive 0.67
00:47:16.060 idea here it appears they only had one child like they can't even imagine as a sex asian author
00:47:24.780 okay she's dreaming big she's dreaming big i i don't know what to tell you man it's it's it's
00:47:30.380 sad it's dire what this is what i will say about the story at least it's realistic hermione would
00:47:38.520 so get off on this like if there is a character doesn't get off on this in the story as far as 0.71
00:47:43.860 i'm aware she you know i know from what i could tell from the stupid ai spoilers video like she
00:47:50.840 has her additional like her original love interest got erased from her head but along with like war 0.63
00:47:56.580 secrets um and then she ends up living with her captor but she actually falls in love with the
00:48:04.840 guy um her captor or her captor her academic rival who gets erased from her head but trapped inside
00:48:10.920 and her captor tries to find all the war secrets along with him that one yeah the the dual timeline
00:48:17.620 reveals that they already had a relationship during the war this is in her memories that
00:48:21.620 have been erased in the past kane with the devil agent working against moreau and the resistance
00:48:27.460 assigned helena as his handler over time they became lovers that earlier relationship was secret
00:48:32.960 dangerous and mutual when her memories returned she remembers that she loved him before she was
00:48:38.600 his prisoner oh my gosh to love him as a rape prisoner as well
00:48:43.320 ew okay um that that weirdly that also kind of happens in um
00:48:52.000 yesteryear the the trad wife takedown book which is also having a movie made of it
00:48:57.400 produced in starred uh starring anne hathaway produced by and starring anne hathaway
00:49:01.220 so because yeah so like oh my gosh no that's like exactly what happens in yesteryear 0.89
00:49:07.520 because in yesteryear the the hateable trad wife influencer has like a mental break forgets like a 1.00
00:49:14.740 period of time and wakes up in what she thinks is a prisoner scenario with a like not her husband 1.00
00:49:20.500 and not her kids and then the husband at one point yeah but she doesn't love her husband in
00:49:25.640 this scenario well no in the in the before times when she was an influencer she didn't
00:49:29.440 love her husband really but then when he r-a-p-e-s her in the aftertimes she has a first 0.90
00:49:34.400 her orgasm from sex so also very inconvenient women's novels you didn't mention that when 0.94
00:49:41.980 it's there are so many egregious things why does he why does he do that to her when he's 0.67
00:49:47.940 role-playing is in the past i don't know i think he's trying he's trying to he he gets very into
00:49:53.880 like man influencer spaces like red pill spaces and thinks he needs to like maintain frame or
00:49:59.400 something and but i mean he's right well apparently for her because it was a she loved i mean her
00:50:07.640 body loved it uh does did her mind love it i don't know that is that is the tension is it
00:50:12.500 romance is it not romance i don't know anyway love you this was fantastic you're very good
00:50:18.460 at being spicy oh and i'll be down for dinner soon and i will uh i'm gonna i'm gonna handle
00:50:24.680 the kids because they'd be yeah something is happening breaking i'm 40 i have to be clean
00:50:28.760 and have a real room oh my god is this your midlife crisis no my midlife crisis is being clean
00:50:35.140 oh no you've completely lost me i who are you truly for people don't know i got the uh the
00:50:43.960 thing i was talking about that chest on the other stream look at this look at this and i can't
00:50:48.580 believe it visible it's so weird it's so weird light instead of just having that naked light
00:50:54.480 bulb over there instead of light and then light on i've got my big setup here and i'm getting one
00:51:03.060 more small table over there and then i'm gonna get some longer cords so i can get all these cords
00:51:07.800 off the floor i'm doing a malcolm version of the asthma gold transformation except like actually
00:51:14.540 has he i haven't caught up on his personal life is he actually like cleaning his house more yeah
00:51:22.540 yeah he started to i mean it's still not you know like a normal human's house but
00:51:27.500 still wow i mean i just figured he'd get like the family house and then he would have his house
00:51:33.940 but uh oh no no not for the girlfriend this happened a while ago oh okay okay fair enough
00:51:40.600 um so you know don't don't get too excited she's simone it's asthma gulp we're talking about here
00:51:46.000 yeah oh one thing we could do if you want to is mount the very very large american flag
00:51:52.580 in your room um if you think oh that'd be really nice it's a big blank wall now
00:51:57.900 but we could also put that in the kids room i know that's where they typically watch well no
00:52:02.660 i'd like that in my room yeah it's a really it's a really cool flag do you think 20 feet no i might
00:52:08.260 need 25 feet for what oh for a cord yeah because it has to hug the wall of my room all the way
00:52:14.420 around to where the laptop is okay then 25 do we say oh my gosh yeah yeah that's that's what it
00:52:22.520 looks like to me and then i get this i could just uh add to tomorrow's delivery i guess
00:52:31.680 you're on a spree but it's your birthday you should treat yourself yeah i mean i have been 0.81
00:52:38.340 these past couple days i've been on a uh getting my shit because on that one stream i was just 0.98
00:52:42.920 looking around i was like you know because really what did for me was that the dead hornets were 0.93
00:52:46.760 still all on the windowsill from like three months ago i'd clean them up but i can't i couldn't get
00:52:52.180 through the trash heap sure sure look you know every time i go in there i maim myself i i twist
00:52:58.680 an ankle or something it's very your room your previous room and hapless clumsy people did not
00:53:06.060 go well together at all and i had this moment we had my wife is a very clumsy person i'm an
00:53:12.340 extremely clumsy person as are our children they will trip on stuff that's not there just like me
00:53:18.320 they're extremely athletic and nimble when they're doing crazy dangerous stuff but when they're doing
00:53:23.660 like regular walking they can scale a wall weirdly but they can't walk across a floor
00:53:31.860 no problem scaling a wall jumping from thing to thing easily getting themselves almost killed
00:53:39.560 but uh you know walking up a hill they'll just fall over yes
00:53:44.420 you're very good at many things walking is not one of them coordination has never been
00:53:53.400 one of your strong suits it's because you you know um but then again i've never you can fix
00:54:00.980 it i've never been a clean person and now look at me i have the cleanest room in the house
00:54:04.500 uh i don't know if i can fix my clumsiness you are capable of moving mountains
00:54:09.900 i don't have as much faith in me but you'll be my inspiration i have some faith in you
00:54:18.340 i just had an idea of how i can hide even more corals
00:54:24.380 are you ready for this one this one makes me chuckle so i think you might enjoy it too
00:54:29.840 so little so little mess the entire room is beautiful it is apparently when you pulled up
00:54:41.380 the chest that you now have finished completing on um on on the channel and i made a little
00:54:48.960 shopping with malcolm jingle youtube did a little skip ahead thing to skip the ad
00:54:54.020 which is really funny to me it recognized it as an ad even though it wasn't sponsored content
00:55:01.840 we did not put any we don't do that it's what what jingle um remember at one point when you
00:55:10.840 were purchasing the chest that is now assembled you pulled it up on amazon and i made a little
00:55:15.640 song about how you were shopping and youtube thought that was an ad that's hilarious yeah
00:55:23.840 i just think everyone should everyone should announce ads the same way that internet historian
00:55:29.420 does ad well here's the way i i announce ads the only reason i have felt comfortable putting
00:55:36.320 together my life and getting my life together is because of the money we're making through
00:55:39.880 ad our reality fabricator now rfab.ai just google reality fabricator you guys thank you so much
00:55:48.120 for using this product for whether you're doing real choose your own adventure adventures or
00:55:54.580 ai sexy chat bots or making images or making videos or i recently made a uh a song i don't
00:56:04.680 think i'm gonna put it on the song channel um but with with it to put in a white combinator
00:56:09.220 application instead of a founder video
00:56:11.460 we got annoyed with soulless ai tools and had to quit
00:56:18.220 we built a world of ai now we're handing you the kit
00:56:24.280 you open up a story and the story opens you you can do whatever you want and it comes true
00:56:32.260 an artificial stud keeps the memory of everything you said with dating these days this is all you
00:56:37.920 We'll get in your bed
00:56:39.120 Then turn that tale to comics
00:56:40.920 Every panel drawn in time
00:56:42.560 Then turn the comic to a film
00:56:44.420 The voices and the rhyme
00:56:46.100 Write a song about your hero
00:56:47.720 Make the music video too
00:56:49.440 From a single spark of an idea
00:56:51.360 To a premiere made by you
00:56:52.840 One key, one call
00:56:54.660 One sight for it all
00:56:56.420 Adventures in comics
00:56:58.060 From a cling on the wall
00:56:59.560 Songs and films and stories
00:57:01.480 Every dream you can describe
00:57:03.100 Reality fabricator
00:57:04.700 Bring your imagination alive
00:57:06.480 Now hand that key to any agent coding
00:57:08.740 Through the night
00:57:10.100 It can paint and film and sing and call it
00:57:12.240 Search and ride
00:57:13.360 Claude will call you while you are outside
00:57:15.700 On a walk
00:57:16.720 You don't need to be stationary to code
00:57:18.860 Just able to talk
00:57:20.040 And it was so easy
00:57:21.600 I did it in like an hour
00:57:23.200 And it cost me like eight bucks
00:57:25.140 Like it's incredible
00:57:26.500 What like I love what I'm able to do with it
00:57:29.080 But I also love that you know
00:57:30.100 We have this community of makers with it
00:57:32.740 And especially if you've been out there on the side
00:57:36.480 and you've looked at something like a sky browse video and you've ever said to yourself
00:57:39.920 like what if i could do something like i wish i could do something like that
00:57:45.420 if you use clogged code or grok code or whatever um that means you're you know you're using the
00:57:52.620 bot on your desktop or you're using a cmd line thing take the rfab.ai backslash api
00:58:00.580 it didn't work on grok before and now it does because grok was being weird about it
00:58:04.320 um and put it in and just talk it through like what you want to do and it really can handle most
00:58:11.660 of it for you um or of course you could use a reality fabricator agent as well it's just reality
00:58:16.620 fabricator agents are too expensive to use it's a problem they're they're more powerful than other
00:58:20.900 agents but because of all the the ways that like Claude and Grok are able to give themselves
00:58:27.260 discounts what you could do is put your Claude or Grok account into reality fabricator and we let
00:58:33.420 you use the site for free if you put your api keys in there but that's if you're getting started
00:58:37.260 that's going to be too advanced for you um but the point being is you know i i i'm telling you
00:58:41.720 like actually use another person's product because it's going to be cheaper because i want people to
00:58:44.680 get a a good financial experience on our site and that's really important to me malcolm's not and
00:58:50.500 when i hear when i used to hear the word api was like or the word the acronym api was like no not
00:58:55.400 doing it not but literally he's talking about you go to rfab.ai slash api you copy it you paste it
00:59:03.400 into your whatever like llm you have a subscription to and then you can you have a lot more power
00:59:09.600 it basically lets you do everything a lot more flexibly like so like if you're making comics
00:59:14.640 for example which are is a feature that a lot of people are liking these days
00:59:18.320 and you do it with the api it's just going to be way easier because you're just telling your ai
00:59:22.980 i want this concept for a comic use the r5 api um and it will uh do it for you right and then you
00:59:30.600 don't need to think through it all um it's the same as like anything that you're you're doing
00:59:35.040 i personally when i use rfab 98 of the time i'm my primary interface with rfab is the api
00:59:42.540 and not the website itself this is me the person who made it
00:59:46.240 um just because the api is so much better like i'll give you an example but i mean by this
00:59:52.760 suppose you want to make an image of your family um and you want to insert images of each of your
00:59:58.220 five kids and wife and yourself and have it reference all of those, but also have it get
01:00:03.700 the style right. You can do all that through our creator studio, or you can just dump a file of
01:00:10.260 family photos into an API with a coding agent and say, handle it for me. Note for all the people
01:00:18.240 who are like, I wish I had somewhere to listen to just your songs. You know, we have Basecamp
01:00:23.060 music, a separate channel, which is just songs.
01:00:29.300 Potter, sit down
01:00:31.020 and put down your quill. 1.00
01:00:33.660 I took this from a muggle 1.00
01:00:35.080 and I'm feeling quite ill. 0.97
01:00:37.900 It's a glowing black
01:00:39.020 mirror they carry all
01:00:41.100 day. And it
01:00:43.140 shows them whatever
01:00:44.540 they ask it to
01:00:47.060 display.
01:00:50.340 And I
01:00:51.140 found an archive, fanfiction.com
01:00:53.040 I've read Riddle's diary and this scared me worse yet
01:00:57.020 Ten thousand new stories a day, Potter new
01:01:00.300 Let me just tell you what's in them, it's ew
01:01:04.080 Our werewolves are monsters, the full moon's a date
01:01:07.380 We lock ours in cellars, they'd use them to mate 1.00
01:01:10.860 Vampires, they sparkle, dementors, they kiss 0.99
01:01:14.220 It sucks out your soul and they're queuing for this 1.00
01:01:17.560 The merpeople grey with their spears in their teeth 1.00
01:01:21.020 And the muggles all ask, what do they have underneath? 1.00
01:01:24.800 And centaurs would trample you, calling one steed. 1.00
01:01:28.360 There are muggles who think that's just what they need. 1.00
01:01:31.460 I mean, have you ever seen a centaur's logistics? 1.00
01:01:35.420 Your insides would look like they were hit with ballistics.
01:01:40.420 I thought we'd go to war and we'd win it with luck.
01:01:45.020 But if we face them, they just want to buck.
01:01:48.260 Click the statute of secrecy and then they want to be subjected and put in a pen
01:01:55.420 Oh God, the statue that stands in the hall, magic is might, the most dreadful of all 1.00
01:02:04.560 A witch and a wizard enthroned on a pile of naked muggles and stoned 1.00
01:02:11.500 We carved it to inspire fear, to show every muggle where not they appear 1.00
01:02:18.140 So I searched if they'd queue round the block 1.00
01:02:20.880 There's a forum of muggles who'd pay to be rock 1.00
01:02:24.940 They don't call it torture, they'd call it a scene 1.00
01:02:28.440 They'd ask for a safe word, and then for a queen
01:02:31.820 Yaxley's cruelest idea, set in black stone 1.00
01:02:35.400 And the top comment asks 0.93
01:02:37.140 Is there one for my hoe?
01:02:41.840 And Potter just smirked, which I did not enjoy
01:02:45.020 He said, have you searched your own name?
01:02:47.820 Oh, that boy? Fine, I'm a Malfoyd. They'll write that I'm feared.
01:02:53.120 I typed it, it loaded. How are these muggles reared? 1.00
01:02:56.900 There was art, there were stories galore. 1.00
01:03:00.820 Two hundred thousand and I won't say what for.
01:03:03.980 Why's my name glued to yours with a little slash mark?
01:03:07.640 Why's what are these tags? Oh, gosh, that got dark.
01:03:10.780 Wait, how is that even possible? Is he charmed? That is not what it's for.
01:03:16.400 I am alarmed
01:03:18.540 Give it here, Potter
01:03:20.480 No, Potter, it's mine
01:03:22.160 Don't search, everything's fine 0.96
01:03:25.520 There's no drarry 1.00
01:03:27.280 Ignore the lot 1.00
01:03:28.800 Or I'll obliviate you
01:03:30.620 Right on the spot
01:03:32.820 I thought we'd go to war 1.00
01:03:36.960 And we'd win it with luck
01:03:38.780 But you face them 1.00
01:03:40.600 They just want to fuck 1.00
01:03:42.260 They don't fear they will be hexed 1.00
01:03:44.980 The only thing they fear is they won't get sexed
01:03:48.500 It's not like I wanted to read it
01:03:51.200 It was for science
01:03:54.360 Stop smiling!
01:03:57.680 I won't stand this defiance 1.00
01:04:02.680 BACA! 1.00
01:04:12.200 BACA! 0.88
01:04:14.980 Amen. 0.76