Based Camp - Asmongold Got An Ultimatum From His GF： The Internet Is Largely On Board

00:00:00.000 hello simone i'm excited to be here with you today today we're going to be talking about a

00:00:03.580 diabolical situation that the internet has been shockingly like the the nerd right internet which

00:00:10.540 is where this situation is relevant has been getting mostly right which makes me feel good

00:00:15.580 to be part of this wider political movement okay which is asmogold has a girlfriend okay

00:00:20.920 is it official yeah it's official it's at least official that she's given him a list of demands

00:00:27.240 her ultimatum and her name is kai's and i'll put up a picture of her here very cute simone thinks 0.99

00:00:33.420 she looks like a one of those robot chinese girls right like the robot in a good way in a good way 0.94

00:00:40.240 like maximally designed ub tech has taken a major step toward bringing humanoid robots into everyday

00:00:46.200 life with the introduction of the new you world you one series revealed during the company's

00:00:53.040 2026 global launch event in shenzhen china the new robot is being presented as the world's first

00:00:59.240 full-size ultra bionic humanoid robot built for mass production it represents a shift from robots

00:01:06.620 that mainly work in factories to machines that can interact naturally with people in homes 0.85

00:01:12.060 schools health care and many other environments people online have been like white guys tanking 0.98

00:01:19.340 ugly asian girl i'm like if you think this is an ugly asian girl like i i don't know like asians 0.98

00:01:24.360 oh that's like people saying margot robbie was mid yeah no it doesn't make you look hotter it 0.99

00:01:31.700 makes you look insane and insecure because she's very attractive yeah but anyway like a like a

00:01:37.200 human doll it's it's kind of scary for me she crosses the uncanny valley she's very beautiful

00:01:42.260 but in a way of like like are you is it she she gave him a list of ultimatums of things he needs

00:01:50.000 to change about himself confirmed like did she publish it or like how did he talk about it

00:01:54.120 publicly and it's oh i need to she hasn't disconfirmed it but she puts out this list and

00:01:59.980 you know the the movement being what it is a lot of the movement is downstream of like the red pill

00:02:04.640 diaspora and stuff like that uh you would think the majority of the people within the movement

00:02:09.180 would be like oh well you know she's domesticating him as some people have said or something like

00:02:14.020 that like but if you run a sentiment analysis on this the majority it appears a pretty large

00:02:19.500 majority of fans of people aware of the asthma goldiverse other than hassan who has just been

00:02:25.660 crashing out in anger over the fact that asthma gold has a girlfriend that it's clear that hassan

00:02:30.000 is jealous hassan has a secret girlfriend what but she's hotter yeah she's hotter girlfriend is

00:02:35.600 and he can't handle it and her son's girlfriend isn't going to reproduce with him she's already

00:02:39.600 made it clear she doesn't want kids admiral really wants kids and so you know i'm so happy

00:02:44.820 i hope this like turns into the family he's wanted now's time little little roach kings

00:02:51.480 but most of the people on our side have actually been like no we entirely support her giving a

00:02:58.840 list of demands or an ultimatum and we'll go through them and i'm also of this position

00:03:03.900 and i i i think it's useful to go through the demands that she's making of him so we can talk

00:03:10.820 through for our fans so you can better understand what is a good partner what is a bad partner and

00:03:18.100 what are the ways that a good partner would engage you okay now this isn't to say that any ultimatum

00:03:25.340 lift that somebody gave you is a positive sign but there are specific ultimatums that i'm gonna

00:03:32.120 go further here i'm not gonna say this list of ultimatums isn't something where i'm like look

00:03:38.240 you shouldn't hold that against her it's this is a sign that she is an explicitly better girlfriend

00:03:45.680 or wife material than a woman who didn't give you this list of demands like he'll be better off if

00:03:51.220 he complies with these demands well we'll go through them okay so demand number one to clean

00:03:56.740 up his room which she called quote-unquote contaminated and malcolm it's his brand

00:04:05.220 why would she found a cockroach head in the fridge and she found in his toilet one morning this is a

00:04:13.800 dream that went viral i saw the clip that was really sweet actually because she's like that's

00:04:20.600 cockroach head and he's like no no yeah wait how did you know that where is it wait your fridge is

00:04:27.080 very clean yeah it is of course it's clean no never mind no it's not is that a cockroach head 0.92

00:04:34.440 that's a cockroach head yeah actually it is why is it how did you know that how did you know that

00:04:40.280 there's a little thing on the point yeah no you're right they actually oh my god why did you put it

00:04:46.600 in the fridge i don't know how it happened i mean it could have been five years ago he's probably

00:04:51.140 been there for years you gotta he was like impressed that she was able to identify dismembered

00:04:57.240 cockroach head which is really sweet i guess he was like you understand cockroach anatomy so first

00:05:03.540 of all i want to be clear i don't think there's anybody who watches as mcgold because he's dirty

00:05:08.900 the portion of his audience the people watch him because he's down to earth his level of dirtiness

00:05:16.120 just so people understand there was a case where a few streamers went to his house to like do an

00:05:21.820 asthma gold whatever thing at his house and they apparently were like bedridden for like a week

00:05:27.840 afterwards they became so sick gosh i've i have gone to places with like black mold and stuff

00:05:33.400 like this and experiences before like it is likely that he just over time built up an immunity to

00:05:40.100 whatever is in his house no definitely it is almost certainly sapping years from his life

00:05:46.520 the fact that it rotted out all his teeth on his face the fact that he mentioned that eating a

00:05:53.060 burrito after he had his teeth replaced he was really excited because he realized that burritos

00:05:58.680 didn't taste bad it was just the rot from his teeth was seeping into the flavor um this is not 1.00

00:06:04.380 good a woman when you're at this level who's like hey like let's look into like and and keep in mind 1.00

00:06:14.940 when she says clean up i think she means like at a base level she's not necessarily saying he has 0.95

00:06:21.420 to keep it pristine he just has to pay for a cleaner and asmigold has basically infinite

00:06:27.840 money when i say he has infinite money when he went on caleb hammer caleb hammer had to tell him

00:06:33.160 bro you need to be setting aside around four million dollars a year to spend it is it is not

00:06:39.920 financially sound to be spending as little money as you're spending when you have this amount of

00:06:46.320 money he can hire a cleaner and she has shown herself to be very flexible with this demand

00:06:51.160 because what he has considered as an alternative to it is just buying a second house that she would

00:06:57.380 live at yeah which seems more reasonable to me because then it's just her house and she can

00:07:02.520 control it i don't go in your room and i don't tell you what to do yeah so let's let's talk about

00:07:06.960 how we do this in our family right so my room god no is an absolute mess okay and you know why

00:07:14.740 you know why is not okay and and this is because we came up with a compromise that works for both

00:07:22.920 of us which is yes my spaces are allowed to be as messy as i want them to be and i have one space

00:07:27.560 my room okay everywhere else in the house we have to at least attempt to keep as clean as possible

00:07:34.920 there is an expectation of cleanliness i am not i i assume that what she probably means to her

00:07:40.660 asma gold is like my level of dirtiness like so what asma gold does is every time his pillows

00:07:44.880 get too dirty he's like i just get a new pillowcase and put it over the old one every time

00:07:49.760 i change like i have my pillowcases washed and my bed washed maybe three times a year four times a

00:07:56.040 so not that frequently i mean i think i'm a pretty messy guy you get really pissed at me whenever i

00:08:01.740 do it and act like i've hurt your room there's like all this resentment it's not my style okay

00:08:12.560 personal style well the reason of the reason it's important for us to say this is this is not me as

00:08:19.260 somebody who doesn't get asthma gold okay i am a dirty guy okay my wife didn't want to live that

00:08:26.820 life most women don't want to live that life and frankly if i stayed living as dirty as i lived

00:08:32.980 historically it would not be healthy or safe for me now i was pause are you actually speaking into 0.98

00:08:39.580 your mic because it sounds like either your mic is not on hello hello hello right you need to

00:08:43.520 actually bring your mic up to you and if you need the better mic stand let's get it for you

00:08:47.240 because you keep leaning back from the mic and it's affecting the sound quality but yeah i'm

00:08:51.840 i'm not coming out here as somebody who's like oh god you should make their i'm not like jordan 0.88

00:08:56.300 peterson or whatever right like you make your butt every day clean up i'm like bro you're a guy okay 0.85

00:09:01.160 i get it okay you get it i get it you know i might be a little more squidgy about like insects and 0.94

00:09:07.600 mice and stuff than asmogold is but like i'm always the one who handles the mice and the insects and

00:09:14.640 the the poop and the vomit and the yeah i don't i don't like that stuff so much nobody i appreciate

00:09:20.800 it so and you're very good about handling that stuff but the point here being is it's not that

00:09:26.140 we don't get where he's coming from but when you have as has bigold had at one point in his life

00:09:32.620 a this famous rat alarm which was a dead rat and the sun cooking it as it went through the windows

00:09:39.740 it's what woke him up in the morning to start streaming that is clear and i love that he

00:09:46.160 couldn't like they're like well what happened to it he's like well it eventually disintegrated

00:09:50.520 there was a spot on his carpet he's like that's where the dead rat used to be and it's like a

00:09:54.860 spot it looks like a hiroshima spot or something right like like flash frozen into the carpet

00:10:01.080 that he just left it there for so long that is clearly a health and safety risk like he's not

00:10:07.820 experiencing the negative ramifications and it's like yes he is yeah he's brought it out of his

00:10:11.640 face yeah yeah we don't know what else may have happened to him as well so no but the point here

00:10:16.960 being is if you marry somebody or you're dating somebody and they are okay with you continuing to

00:10:24.020 do something that is clearly and demonstrably not in your best interest yeah they don't really love

00:10:29.380 you yeah they they they should make want you to be healthy and to not die so that okay that that

00:10:36.400 one is you're right reasonable within limits obviously if asmund gold showed up on his stream

00:10:43.640 with cut hair and a suit on you know like hasan and his little suits and like dead insects in

00:10:51.500 the fridge is definitely a hygiene line for most people yeah okay next i love that you're the one

00:11:01.060 defending the messiness here because you have defended and tolerated i'm look i yeah i i let

00:11:05.840 you do your thing there's also the the things that have at times grown in your room yes let's

00:11:12.740 you know so she said that he has to take a shower every other day it's reasonable yeah now keep in 0.86

00:11:21.740 mind this is a person who is likely having sex with you your body is entering their body yeah

00:11:28.620 and so that that is really necessary yeah a right to police and and you don't have to deal with the 0.85

00:11:34.860 negative consequences of that as a guy as much as women do totally yeah utis are incredibly painful 0.74

00:11:40.840 from what i've seen like they're not at all fun and almost certainly as mcgold would give i'm just 0.83

00:11:45.960 being honest here anyone who sleeps with utis now she's noted in terms of how dirty he is that he

00:11:51.420 doesn't smell bad which i believe i don't think she has any reason to lie about this yeah but i

00:11:57.300 mean just in terms of like pure and also keep in mind he lives in texas so keep in mind how hot it

00:12:02.620 is there yeah he lives in texas and from everything he talks about he seems to take a walk outside

00:12:06.820 almost daily so if you're taking a walk outside in texas during most of the year you're not going

00:12:12.640 to smell great yeah well i mean apparently it doesn't affect him as much but i don't know that

00:12:16.960 could be genetics that could be something else he's doing as part of his routine but diet yeah

00:12:21.000 every and every other day shower is honestly pretty freaking lenient okay for a girlfriend

00:12:26.640 very it's very yeah also i will say something else this is a demand from somebody who plans 0.77

00:12:32.400 on having sex with you yeah okay again yeah that's very reasonable it's just a look i don't want to

00:12:39.060 i don't want to have to go buy a round of antibiotics just well and i also think that 0.60

00:12:44.020 it sort of would be a sign if she didn't have these minimum demands that she planned on using

00:12:48.980 him true yeah very good point yeah because it it signals if it was like i'm just gonna tank

00:12:56.740 his negative habits for like six months or whatever use him to boost my own fame i mean 0.55

00:13:01.900 she's almost certainly not using it for money because she's astonishingly rich apparently

00:13:05.300 so keep on she's not just super hot she's also super wealthy said married heiress so how did

00:13:11.240 she is she wealthy from streaming or is she wealthy from something else only fans oh

00:13:16.940 uh okay apparently her family is also super rich so it's it's not just from only fans but if you're

00:13:24.620 only fans famous and keep on she's got a quarter million subscribers on twitch right like she's a

00:13:30.260 fairly popular streamer with a popular only fans account and given that like tech tone has been

00:13:36.120 like no i've looked at her finances she's super rich these are other famous online streamers she

00:13:41.080 is certainly pulling in a type of wealth that is above what you would expect from streamers

00:13:45.640 i might not be surprised if she's pulling in as much as asthma gold because even if you're like 1.00

00:13:50.300 oh right because she's a hot woman who can sell stuff on of okay right yeah yeah picture that her 1.00

00:13:56.020 body can of can make an astonishing amount the the the couple that i would consider pretty obscure of 1.00

00:14:02.000 creators who had peanut the squirrel i remember learning that they were making 80 000 a month

00:14:06.440 and i was like wait what like i've never even heard it that's what you could make as a only

00:14:12.140 fans group that i've never even heard of nowhere yeah wait so but how is it not how is the platform

00:14:17.940 not dead now with ai i just don't get it like i have to know that they're a real person do people

00:14:22.880 need that to get off because that i mean it's an active turnoff for me i think for most people i

00:14:29.620 find the whole thing gross yeah like knowing that they're a person like ruins it ai video of pretty

00:14:35.500 much anything i want on rfab.ai yeah and you know it can be very tailored to my particular interests

00:14:42.120 yeah and you can even accompany with it or accompany it with a companion that texts you

00:14:48.420 and calls you and talks with you without charging you of rates i just i don't finally got the the

00:14:54.140 calling companion working i haven't tested in production but it's yeah and now you're gonna

00:14:58.620 add text yeah i mean the agents have always been able to call but now i'm getting making it so your

00:15:02.420 regular companions can call and text so that'll be that'll be fun and they work on devices now so

00:15:07.980 you can walk around and use them did you get a chance to test that today with octavia no i'm

00:15:10.800 sorry i i'm gonna get there tomorrow okay i really i really appreciate it because you know

00:15:16.320 more testing better i really want to get to a point where i can have that be his tutor and we

00:15:20.040 we have a an alternative to parisian i can begin to build up that educational pipeline

00:15:23.840 but i need to get the whole companion system working first you're right i'm the bottleneck

00:15:27.580 i will fix it anyway what else is on her list of demands okay next next he has to get a shorter

00:15:33.300 haircut but not too short now she explicitly said like he had during a previous part of his

00:15:41.360 internet fame cycle okay yeah so like of your hairstyles i prefer this one that's fine

00:15:46.760 that's a completely yeah she's not saying like get a hairstyle that's completely out of character

00:15:51.640 for you she's saying of the hairstyles that have been a part of your brand this is my favorite

00:15:57.000 which also is good because it kind of shows that she's been a long-term fan of his

00:16:01.040 and thought that he was hot or someone she wanted to date or something like that

00:16:06.260 for a long time so again i see that as a fairly positive sign that somebody's like get a haircut

00:16:12.520 from this era of malcolm in dome or whatever i'd be like oh okay okay so you're you're aware

00:16:18.360 now there's been some other ones that have been circulated but they're not as confirmed

00:16:23.440 so let's see if i can find those

00:16:25.200 specifically eating a more balanced diet and cutting down on sugar and candy

00:16:33.320 that's gonna be tough for him i mean those are just clearly positive things for your life as

00:16:39.660 well it's true yeah yeah i think what what you lose in your free candy access as a man or woman

00:16:47.280 is more than made up for by the companionship of a partner who cares about you thriving

00:16:52.460 so why am i even complaining yeah yeah i think that's awesome but i think what's important

00:17:00.980 from this from fans is as leaflet says groom your girlfriend groom your wife groom your husband

00:17:09.180 yeah and her entire song in regards to that is basically about being groomed into a better

00:17:16.700 person and she starts at the beginning of that song in a very asthma gold like situation she's 0.99

00:17:22.440 online all the life throughout her room's a mess she's she's slovenly she's like eating 0.86

00:17:27.160 junk food while playing an mmorpg 0.95

00:17:46.700 I don't want to do that

00:17:48.700 I don't want to do that

00:17:50.700 We'll be healthy together

00:17:54.700 When you're in the world

00:17:56.700 Love is full of love

00:17:58.700 I'll tell you a lot

00:18:00.700 I'll tell you all

00:18:02.700 You can't just confirm it

00:18:04.700 You're the best love

00:18:06.700 You're the best love

00:18:08.700 Like literally

00:18:10.700 It's almost that song

00:18:12.700 It's like the situation with Asmogold

00:18:14.700 gold the song then she gets out she starts exercising more waking up more working harder 0.90

00:18:19.800 and improves herself right and and presumably this is what you're trying to groom your wife

00:18:24.840 into what you're trying to groom your husband into i think it's intuitively understood within

00:18:29.380 our community that that's the purpose of a wife or a partner that the worst thing anyone could

00:18:34.740 ever tell you the most hateful and unloving thing that anyone could ever tell you is i love you the

00:18:40.400 way you are right because that's saying i just want to you like you fill an amorphous hole in my

00:18:46.940 life that you will always fill and i have no desire for you to improve right you are my stuffed animal

00:18:53.840 right you you are not a human being who i am collaborating with to help improve and help

00:18:58.480 bring up the best iteration of yourself yeah and i think i mean ultimately the demands that

00:19:06.240 implicitly I made fewer way less reasonable and certainly not things that Asmongold would agree

00:19:12.920 to no matter how much money I had so in the end what are the demands that you would make it mean

00:19:18.460 the the things that we agreed to when getting married was that yes we would have kids but also

00:19:22.980 yes you would be on the front lines of that Asmongold wants a wife who stays at home doesn't

00:19:27.800 work and raises the kids which was not something that was like my my deal breaker for having kids

00:19:35.440 right like i will have infinite kids as long as i never have to stop working so that would have

00:19:40.380 been a deal breaker immediately what else is in our marriage contract that i think most of the

00:19:46.660 other things are pretty reasonable actually you know even all the way down to like permissible

00:19:52.580 inside temperatures and stuff it's a yeah i mean it's more maybe african gold wouldn't have agreed

00:19:59.480 to the no boats clause i i go further and say that this list of demands well i mean yours demands for

00:20:05.720 me were more like holistic demands for like everything i needed to do with my entire life

00:20:10.420 if we were going to live together forever which i also think is reasonable like the idea that

00:20:16.080 your partner having expectations of you is a negative thing is frankly like a super cucked

00:20:22.220 perspective like yeah oh absolutely you're not going to get a good partner and the very best

00:20:27.180 thing you might get as like a pseudo slave which i'm gonna be honest i do not think strong men want

00:20:32.020 i was talking about this on the leaflet stream and i was talking about like my ideal woman

00:20:35.820 and my ideal woman as as a guy who is otherwise you know very sort of dominant in terms of my

00:20:41.560 arousal patterns i want a woman who is very tomboy and dominant as well just submissive to me 0.52

00:20:48.320 specifically i think we should see this today what why would you want to do that come on june

00:20:56.120 grow up we're not in grade school anymore you can't get all panicked just because there might

00:21:01.160 be some kissing and when did you become the adult store type grown-up staring at this thing for a

00:21:08.040 whole week finally paid off when they start kissing put your hand on top of his and hold on tight

00:21:14.920 trust me the effect it'll have will be immediate awesome hurry up and make out already wait what

00:21:23.400 and we were talking about it and what i realized is is leaflets also into like tomboys and stuff

00:21:49.500 like that's it a lot of other people in the comments are we're into tomboys and a lot of

00:21:52.900 people were like, yes, like that is what I am into too. Like really tough women who are subordinate 1.00

00:21:59.880 to me, but not mindless, not, you know, and we find out like, this is traditionally what an 0.97

00:22:05.700 American woman was, right? Like, at least if you look at our wider cultural group, this is the

00:22:12.600 backwards group that we talk about a lot. Women were supposed to be tough and they were supposed 1.00

00:22:16.900 to speak their mind and they were supposed to have opinions on things like this. And that doesn't 1.00

00:22:22.600 mean disrespectful, right? Like there are other cultures where women are tough in a disrespectful 1.00

00:22:29.680 way. I'm going to be honest here. I think in American black culture, women are fairly

00:22:34.380 disrespectful to their partners in a way that I simply would never tolerate from a woman. 1.00

00:22:38.520 I think in Latin American culture, women are tough and single-minded, but also pretty 1.00

00:22:43.700 disrespectful. There is a difference between the, and neither of those cultures really have 0.99

00:22:49.200 the tomboy archetype as much either but within black cultures they do have the sort of masculine 0.95

00:22:53.280 woman but it's not the tomboy archetype it's a different sort of masculine woman and within

00:22:57.200 Latin American culture I just don't find that that whole thing I don't find attractive the sort of

00:23:02.400 whatever that you that you see more often in that culture but what I'm pointing out here is

00:23:08.600 it is historic to American culture the people want to tell you oh no you want to go back to 0.78

00:23:12.940 a trad woman you want to go back to a woman who who is just doesn't think for herself and always

00:23:17.620 does whatever and it's like that was not at least you're talking about the puritan cultural group 0.72

00:23:21.820 or the backwoods cultural group that is not what they looked for in a wife at all nor would a wife

00:23:27.460 who acted that way been thought of as desirable or enviable by other people in the colonial

00:23:34.120 communities they wouldn't have survived otherwise you had to be tough to survive in at least most

00:23:38.980 of these cultures and i think people also forget that i was wondering last night to myself

00:23:42.840 did did very common people like Shakespeare so much at the time because also if you were super

00:23:50.000 dumb you just didn't make it to adulthood like maybe on average people were more articulate and 0.63

00:23:55.720 smart seeming because just anyone who wasn't wouldn't make it because you had to be fairly 0.99

00:24:02.200 smart to just not die regularly well I wouldn't say this is true it was pretty harsh in the southern 0.90

00:24:09.000 in the cavalier culture and and they typically chose prissy like effeminate women who were

00:24:14.740 always obedient that's true so this this is more of a puritan backwards thing also quaker 0.97

00:24:23.040 women i think they were performatively prissy but it's different from being actually prissy 0.95

00:24:27.900 right but but it was still the cultural aspiration quaker women were also pretty effeminate yeah 0.96

00:24:33.380 fair point compared to other groups so like it's it's not that no historic group in the united 0.98

00:24:38.500 States, but not the ones that I consider really true to American culture that they didn't look

00:24:44.080 for this as much. So what I'm saying is, is we were talking about like the idea of tomboys and

00:24:48.440 I was like, you want a like tough, I can defend the land. I can defend the property. I am going

00:24:54.760 to work with you to improve each other. Even if I'm taking on the technically submissive role

00:25:00.160 within the relationship, I think, especially from the response that we got on leaflet chat, 0.91

00:25:04.900 that might be like what the majority of like americans from the far west tradition and the

00:25:10.280 backwoods tradition and the puritan tradition and so most of the major traditions in american history 0.99

00:25:13.920 prefer the the the preferred type of girl is the tomboy and so and she's not even that tomboy right 0.99

00:25:21.240 the the girl who has my gold is dating right now not remotely yeah not remotely but but she at least 1.00

00:25:27.080 has a spine i think it is very unattractive when women don't have spines and i think that this is 0.99

00:25:32.020 a i think there's some cultures in other places where women without spines are admirable you know 0.94

00:25:37.980 just do whatever your husband says but i think that that is not that wouldn't be true to american 0.90

00:25:43.500 cultural history to to say that you you prefer that in a woman or that's what femininity is to

00:25:48.520 you so i'd even say that she's acting in a way that is really positive right like that is a an 0.99

00:25:55.200 attractive thing to put your foot down about and and her boundaries are also super clear it's not

00:26:01.240 like i'm going to do something bad or i will sabotage you or i will complain it's like i just

00:26:06.880 won't date you if you're not going to do this stuff which is an entirely reasonable set of

00:26:12.140 demands yeah very very very very reasonable if her demands were something like stop being so edgy

00:26:18.080 online i'd be like okay that's a big warning sign yeah but that's not what her demands it's her

00:26:23.220 demands are in a line with what any reasonable person trying to judge what asthma gold's real

00:26:28.620 goal is in life would judge was being in alignment with his own goals for himself so you wanted to

00:26:33.740 run this episode basically because you want people to understand that setting reasonable goals for

00:26:38.940 people because you care about them and want them to thrive is not a shit test it is not someone

00:26:43.880 trying to assert their power and dominance over you there is a difference between someone doing

00:26:48.640 that because that does happen yeah in and outside of romantic relationships and then there's the

00:26:54.620 other thing where people understand you know you know your history are invested in you and want to

00:27:02.600 see you succeed and become who we they know you want to be asking you to hold yourself basically 0.98

00:27:08.900 to those values and someone who does shit tests is toxic someone who does everything they can 0.94

00:27:16.460 to help you become who you want to be is invaluable and you're probably right that 0.97

00:27:22.240 there's a pretty significant number of men who would suspect that someone suggesting life changes

00:27:33.180 like any form of improvement yeah like no like they have to just reflexively say absolutely not

00:27:39.780 because they believe that you you know give a woman an inch and she takes a mile and i think

00:27:44.780 there's also some middle ground with this of like people who you know want the best for you

00:27:49.380 theoretically but don't understand who you want to be which i don't think is the case here like

00:27:55.360 your mom right like all of her advice would be great if you wanted for yourself what she wanted 0.95

00:28:02.340 for you but you didn't and i think that that's that's another it's not a shit test and it is 0.87

00:28:08.500 someone i guess trying to help you but that help would make you miserable and or not you know

00:28:16.100 useful in your own value set yeah no i i i completely agree with the second thing that

00:28:23.600 it's possible that she but this this isn't he doesn't need to be dirty that's not the key

00:28:28.760 yeah that's true well yeah i don't know i i think that him being him is part of that like if he

00:28:35.580 suddenly became finicky but yeah you're right she's not per so far as we understand asking

00:28:39.900 she's doing a pretty good job in her role you know if she's becoming queen of the nerds or 0.97

00:28:44.620 something like that of the of the nerd right marrying into the position of the highest royalty 0.97

00:28:49.220 of the nerd right when people are attacking her calling her like a nazi and stuff she's replying

00:28:54.080 with things like what's a nazi and then like it sure got you mad you know like trolling right you 0.99

00:29:00.000 know that's that's what we want to see from our queen if she's marrying into the royal family 1.00

00:29:04.020 we want to see our queen trolling people yeah she that is delightful a post two dollar steak time

00:29:10.380 with him they got which people say it's really good so they say it's a solid steak no i would

00:29:16.160 upgrade for him if she's going to marry him and going to be living their lifestyle together i

00:29:20.520 would start cooking for him and make better food hopefully like my wife makes me excellent food

00:29:25.180 tonight i'm gonna have some wonderful oh what is it fried rice fried rice god you make great

00:29:30.740 fried rice fried rice was mongolian beef it's really good the julie andered mongolian beef

00:29:36.540 julian dirt it's julian dirt whatever it's on i know julian yeah it's yeah well you have such

00:29:45.440 specific tastes too and that mongolian beef tastes such a long time to velvet and then marinate and

00:29:51.600 then cook and then then only to chop it up into fine it adds so much flavor yeah i just i don't

00:30:01.320 know like do we need i mean the velveting is necessary probably the meridating is necessary

00:30:06.800 but i don't know if the same smoky wok searing is necessary maybe maybe it's not why don't you

00:30:14.900 try without it well now that we have that i'll try it with that fan it's just for context we don't we

00:30:20.980 we we cook in the basement of a late 1700s farmhouse there is no hood for ventilation

00:30:28.760 so when i prepare mongolian beef for maltham or do anything in the walk that like you know

00:30:35.280 produces some smoke it gets to be such that like i can't see through my glasses because they're so

00:30:40.680 covered in soot and like smoke and like you're such a diligent woman living on living over the

00:30:47.280 fire it's just i know we tried to find like something that could be a hood and it's just

00:30:52.360 not going to happen for this kitchen and if i can get that to work i probably won't be so resentful

00:30:56.660 of the walk process advice is welcome in the comments help me please please we got the thing

00:31:06.080 i haven't tried it yet that sucks up smoke and you plug it in looks like a little

00:31:11.020 a little android that's like looking down in is that what our fan is like or is this like an

00:31:17.160 expensive thing we don't the fan the fan it has like a head and it like looks down at your walk

00:31:21.980 and like sucks in the the oil that is now being vaporized into your kitchen and then drops it in

00:31:30.060 some kind of grate or thing that you have to clean i'll give it a try i'm nervous about it we did buy

00:31:37.120 it i know for said purpose you don't have to cook the i mean we still got a couple days left of the

00:31:43.000 old stuff yeah we have two we have two servings left yeah i mean was the other way that you did

00:31:48.640 the the the mongolian beef it was to get that crispy texture that some people go for but that's

00:31:53.220 just impossible to maintain after the first time you cook it so it's just not worth the effort

00:31:56.400 yeah yeah with our batch freezing methods absolutely not okay well hey thank you for

00:32:02.900 tolerating me is there a male i guess this this is i'll give you some other trolls that she did

00:32:08.540 okay people keep posting are you that afraid of a job the gold digger implication to which

00:32:13.700 she kept replying yes in all caps that's cute i like that i mean that's a reasonable response yeah

00:32:19.860 oh i mean he's a catch along the line of fat people's opinions don't matter

00:32:29.460 that is beautiful oh my goodness she's some high tier trolling from an 1.00

00:32:36.320 you keep in mind you you're like well it's not is the best trolling yeah but she's an attractive

00:32:40.660 woman okay how many and you're like oh i didn't say that's not the best trolling no no but some 0.93

00:32:46.220 people are gonna be like and they're like oh she's an only fans whatever it's like whatever dude

00:32:50.760 she's making a fortune on only fans okay like i think only fans has tons of negative externalities

00:32:56.600 on society i think it's generally a bad thing but i think that the people who are hurt most by it 1.00

00:33:01.560 are the women who use it to exploit people and and that those people are in turn exploiting those

00:33:08.600 women in a way that's really negative but if she can get out of that cycle get married you know 0.92

00:33:13.040 they have enough money that they don't ever need to do anything again but then so you know at least 1.00

00:33:17.120 she got to this point right you know at least she she got to where you need to go which is being

00:33:21.160 married and having kids but for people who don't know i am dramatically against only fans i think

00:33:26.920 it's really really really bad to spend your money on i think it's days are numbered though i maybe

00:33:31.920 only fans still exists because people don't realize that they can have meaningful relationships with

00:33:38.580 or that you can find nude pictures of women for free online like well I think I think a lot of

00:33:44.180 it is that connection that or that that at least you can pretend even though it's so really fake

00:33:50.660 I know it's so fake and I know that Ayla pointed out just how fake it is when she actually tried

00:33:55.640 the the user flow from a male perspective but I still think that men want to believe that they

00:34:04.460 have a chance in the same way that women in japan who fall into the host club trap want to think

00:34:13.780 that they are having a real relationship with the man who then in turn begins to exploit her and

00:34:18.800 turn her into a sex worker right like they it's important to some people to know that the person

00:34:26.000 is real like a real human carbon-based meat puppet and that they have a social security number 0.78

00:34:36.540 they get so hot for that you know they need to they need it you can find pictures of real women 0.59

00:34:43.400 online well even better with deep fakes you can just take your the your your already friends and

00:34:49.380 secretly make them naked there is no reason it's true actually with deep fakes theoretically

00:34:55.240 no you can just take the only fans model but no see they have to i think they need that

00:35:01.340 suspension of disbelief like they want to believe that she really did just text you

00:35:06.120 from the bathtub wearing her santa hat feeling horny you know they just want to think it happened 1.00

00:35:11.520 guys are so stupid women do the same thing so stupid i do not know if they do it well i guess 1.00

00:35:18.380 they do so i think that they're less less desperately horny on average and so they're 1.00

00:35:23.560 less represented in this population of very very stupid horny actions but still 0.98

00:35:30.120 hey if you're desperately horny rfab.ai go to the search feature you get one you can make any of 0.98

00:35:38.460 your own not safe for work images or videos that you want yeah or you can go to the the search

00:35:43.760 feature the search aggregator and do all not safe for work video sites at the same time all

00:35:49.060 not safe for work art sites at the same time now the site i i will be fair it does have a limitation

00:35:54.320 in that i don't have it search any site with real humans on it because i find that whole industry

00:36:01.160 immoral which is an interesting take i think a lot of people are quite surprised the moralizing

00:36:06.400 i don't think arousal is is immoral no i think our whole point with sexuality is that it's a

00:36:13.500 thing that that people experience you know like the need to eat and defecate it happens and if

00:36:19.860 you're going to do it like don't you know spend waste your life buying a golden toilet and like

00:36:26.020 it's sinful to waste on these things to to overblow them and give them meaning that they don't have

00:36:31.340 and all non-procreative sex is a sin as far as we're concerned so kind of the point that we're

00:36:36.820 making here is look you're going to get horny sometimes you better deal with that efficiently

00:36:41.740 without spending money and without wasting a lot of time we'll we'll get you there

00:36:45.740 well no and without creating big negative externalities for society yeah we'll get you

00:36:51.200 there and you won't hurt anyone and you will not spend the amount of money that you would spend

00:36:55.520 anywhere else so also not necessarily spend anything just using the free search engines so

00:37:02.060 yeah we make all that free i even i even created a special image app which by the way if you

00:37:07.800 downloaded a while ago there have been some improvements to it for like stability reasons

00:37:10.840 and stuff that makes it way easier to just throw like four or five images on your screen and have

00:37:14.820 it auto size them so that's pretty cool i think who knew that our lives would take this direction

00:37:22.080 i mean this it seems to actually be working like like rfab's actually like doing well people really

00:37:28.100 like it people really like it the the the way that like let's see and you made that that you

00:37:34.080 made it super playful and fun holy cow do you know how many people are on the website right now

00:37:37.820 how many 214 people yeah a lot of my ad campaigns turned on today so oh my gosh

00:37:47.180 i've been cranking open the spigots with my they're doing well these commercials

00:37:51.840 uh are you okay 0.89

00:38:07.520 i actually can't get over how fucking good this ad that she made is i would totally like if i saw 0.81

00:38:22.520 this i'd be like i need to i need to use this i need to play this so i'm gonna play the ad again 0.57

00:38:28.420 or at least the first part because it is hilarious

00:38:31.020 uh are you okay this is let's see if we can get a lot of dedicated users been doing a lot of

00:38:50.660 stability updates because we had a crash today that i don't like but my new messages now because

00:38:55.620 i've been working on like all of the pages and everything we have like a site mascot which is

00:38:59.680 like a uh cat girl cyberpunk punky sense wave cat girl in like the future and she's when when

00:39:08.320 the simone loved so much when it had the the site down because it shows the cat girl got got 0.85

00:39:15.600 bit into like a wire or something and it's like electrocuted and dead on the floor and her little

00:39:21.020 soul is like leaving her body with a big smile and it says the devs it's great it's i like i

00:39:28.580 like it feeling very personable you know i like all the pages feeling very you know engaging the

00:39:33.860 adding so it can call you is the thing i've been working on today but the companions of the other

00:39:38.360 thing what was the other thing that we did recently that's really funny it was the it was

00:39:41.520 the website well you didn't do it but you really wanted to for the chud tech page which lists a lot

00:39:47.640 of other people's ai creations and allows people to vote on them you wanted to have an eagle a bald

00:39:53.940 eagle when when you open the page and i'm not ready to go full myspace aesthetically you know

00:40:03.680 we don't need flashing lights we don't need autoplay music i i like the idea of chud tech

00:40:09.180 oh no no no no no no no look look this is a site for parents it's debauched but also for

00:40:21.060 children's education and sometimes parents are trying to work with their kids napping well if

00:40:28.020 you want and you put it on safe for work mode you can lock that behind a secondary password

00:40:31.760 so if a kid has an account you can lock them out of seeing anything not safe for work oh i thought

00:40:37.540 you were saying you could lock out an eagle noise so you don't wake up napping children

00:40:41.000 and people are like wait why would you make all of these people who are like there was not safe

00:40:47.360 for work things around children and it's like bro let me tell you something if your child has access

00:40:52.980 to the internet they have access to any not safe for any grooming site any like it is always a

00:40:59.600 battle of lesser evils and well no it's it's a battle of annotation you need to teach your kids

00:41:05.260 how to how to deal with these things because otherwise they are not going to have the tools

00:41:09.860 and they're going to go full debauched the moment they get hit by this stuff because with ai with

00:41:16.840 things going where they're going it's just straight into their veins we're not snorting

00:41:20.980 anymore you know we're not we're not huffing it's just they are on an iv strip of debauchery

00:41:28.600 yeah like the moment you open up the doors and and it will happen i mean unless you plan on 0.93

00:41:34.780 keeping your kid amish and you know for whatever reason i wonder why the amish i think that's

00:41:42.560 because with rumspringa they're not actually going hyper online and they're because otherwise i don't

00:41:48.560 know why they have such good recovery rates oh because i think they see how like crashed out

00:41:53.820 progressives are yeah maybe i thought mostly rumspringa was like i'm gonna get a non-compliant

00:42:00.540 buggy yeah most of them don't even really want to do rumspringa like it's it's actually not

00:42:05.660 that universal thing it's it's usually just like i want a fancy gift or something and then

00:42:10.360 i mean most of them are excited about getting married right like they're excited about moving

00:42:14.220 to the next stage of their life right like it's yeah life goes once you show them how debauched

00:42:19.240 society is they're just like yeah no thank you what was i what was i going to say different when

00:42:23.720 you're even slightly integrated with mainstream society and this even shows up in mennonite 0.64

00:42:27.800 cultures when they start to often out of obligation get get mobile phones and stuff then divorce

00:42:32.960 rates shoot up and things just don't go so well so yeah it's about annotation it's not about 0.97

00:42:37.800 shielding i really wonder if if the asmongold family becomes a family like will there be a

00:42:43.140 separate house will he essentially visit his his wife and children in between streams i wonder how 0.90

00:42:50.360 it will go maybe he'll just retire although i can't really imagine him doing it he wouldn't

00:42:55.020 retire happy yeah that doesn't seem to really be his personality i mean he doesn't stream to make

00:43:01.060 money you know yeah that's he could retire tomorrow if he wanted to i think he'd be a

00:43:08.160 great dad though like you can tell he'll be a super fun dad so i could just see him wanting

00:43:12.120 to take time for that we'll see i'm happy for him i hope this is it yeah i love you simone

00:43:20.280 you're amazing simone thank you for your time simone and for all of you guys out there if a

00:43:24.380 woman gives you a bunch of demands that doesn't necessarily mean that it's toxic or bad it could

00:43:30.600 even be an entirely positive sign for the relationship yeah especially if the does she 0.99

00:43:35.240 does she know who you are what you want to become and would these demands contribute to that be so

00:43:41.080 honest with yourself because if they do then she's a keeper and amazing and you should listen to her 0.84

00:43:47.640 but if it's just about turning you into whatever she wants that is toxic it's not a shit test but 0.98

00:43:55.080 that that version is toxic and many women do that like I just need you to be the prestigious 0.81

00:44:00.940 money-making thing that I exploit which is super messed up and not uncommon Malcolm so it's fair

00:44:07.120 enough to say that that happens and that people should watch out for that that is not at all

00:44:10.860 what Asmongold's girlfriend is doing so yes all right love you Simone bye bye 0.98

00:44:18.320 oh fuck me the site's down again what how is the site down 0.98

00:44:24.140 oh please fix it is it that there are many people no something did an environment upgrade i don't 0.99

00:44:32.020 know what did an environment upgrade that knocked the site down all right i'll leave you to it i'm

00:44:35.860 sorry all right love you in there tavian you're going to wake up no no no you need to know it's

00:44:44.700 too loud it will wake up to play in the kitchen okay you can play in the kitchen thank you

00:44:50.420 swear to god oh actually at dinner tonight i wanted to fried rice it was so good yesterday

00:44:59.180 what i like about it is it's good even when i'm not in like my stomach isn't really ready for it

00:45:04.480 yet yeah it's a chicken eggs give me old chicken eggs i don't want the something could be wrong

00:45:09.520 with the new ones they're the first ones out malcolm they're not it's a fine egg i give me

00:45:15.040 the old eggs okay you gave me the first egg from a chicken i don't want the first thing that's for

00:45:19.520 children okay they can they can take that stuff oh it's a special egg it was so cute

00:45:24.560 it's adorable all right don't give me first eggs you're so choosy oh i don't want this egg that

00:45:33.160 was don't forget the chilies this time i will not forget the chilies this time and you can use some

00:45:38.080 of the peppers the shishito peppers and onions oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah because you just bought

00:45:43.120 those of course yeah so it'll be a very verdant mix oh and mix in the green onions last time you

00:45:51.340 didn't mix in the green onions no I actually did half in and then half on top at the end

00:45:55.860 oh just mix them all in there's no reason to have any on top fine I just thought it added a little

00:46:01.160 bit of a color flourish but I will not do that again so sorry oh bad Simone so bad I hate you

00:46:11.460 so much simone i so i have some hard-hitting china analysis i was chatting on signal with

00:46:18.640 brian about fox girls because i was trying to explain vtubers and he sent he's like why do

00:46:27.000 they why do they look like that and then he sent me images of anime girls that were chinese fox

00:46:32.220 girls and all their ears are like little lamb ears got a little like downslope i'm looking up

00:46:38.880 the tibetan fox i'm looking up all like versus american fox i'm trying to figure out why the

00:46:44.000 ears are sloping and my new theory is that it's because they are domesticated fox girls because

00:46:50.880 remember they did that domestication fox experiment and what happens is the foxes

00:46:57.080 got sort of cuter and then they got floppy ears and maybe it's just these are domesticated fox

00:47:06.060 women and so their ears have gone floppy and that's my theory i'm not i'm not seeing it the

00:47:10.600 floppy ears but that is what happens no the the tibetan fox does not have floppy ears it just has

00:47:17.120 in my opinion an unfortunate face i i'm not a fox racist maybe i'm a fox racist

00:47:23.180 wait how can it be an ugly fox tibetan fox so he's saying that the oh it does have an

00:47:30.120 unfortunate face that is not an attractive animal i'm like oh sweetie it's not a good not a good

00:47:41.880 look and then you compare that to the north american fox and it looks so the north american

00:47:46.160 fox is so much better looking i know i don't even know like i'm not even saying like sexy or

00:47:51.860 whatever but i'm like this is a nicely this is a very aesthetically pleasing yeah no it's this is

00:47:56.960 the fox that you would want you know like if you had to get a christmas ornament of a fox

00:48:02.640 i would want the north american fox might actually be the maximally aesthetically pleasing animal

00:48:07.960 there's like there's the reason why you know they're fox woman youtubers vixens

00:48:13.800 right vixens yeah we don't yeah fox is not used to describe someone who's

00:48:20.560 come except you haven't seen a Tibetan fox then yet yeah oh whoa she's a fox of the Tibetan

00:48:26.980 variety yeah we got to start using that to talk about vtubers to be like offline

00:48:31.840 Tibetan fox if you know what I mean

00:48:35.860 so these are the thoughts that occupy my mind

00:48:43.220 from an American fox or Tibetan fox?

00:48:45.980 Like, what are we talking here?

00:48:48.020 Oh, my God.

00:48:49.180 You're very cute, Simone.

00:48:51.300 Any other new things from Brian?

00:48:54.180 He's starting a new media, like I was talking about.

00:48:57.380 I'm super excited about it.

00:48:58.860 I think he's going to have some really cool breaking stories

00:49:01.260 because he's using AI to undercover stuff 1.00

00:49:03.680 that gumshoe investigators 0.55

00:49:06.380 and local investigative journalists used to do, 1.00

00:49:09.840 but they don't exist anymore

00:49:10.900 because no one pays for them.

00:49:12.140 so step in citizen journal brian i'm excited

00:49:17.740 said you want a bracelet what else did you want

00:49:26.140 wait so what am i buying you're buying all the stuff i want all the stuff you want

00:49:42.040 what is all the stuff you want well but then how will I know what to buy

00:50:00.040 okay did you say you wanted something for your hair what did you want in your

00:50:07.620 hair? A bow tie? A pink and purple bow tie?

00:50:37.620 of those things. They're going to be beautiful. Sorry, Professor. I didn't know your neighbor.

00:50:45.460 And this story makes a story for some beautiful words.

00:50:50.260 Andy, you want to water something?

00:50:58.580 Professor, you are a long-suffering dog, and we award you for your service. You are a beloved,

00:51:04.500 wonderful dog we are sorry we are sorry we are sorry we are sorry

Based Camp - July 28, 2026

Asmongold Got An Ultimatum From His GF： The Internet Is Largely On Board

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