Bad Habits: Making a Tier List for Religious Clothing
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In this episode, we discuss various types of religious clothing and the various rules around wearing garments, as well as the benefits and drawbacks of wearing religious clothing. We rank garments in terms of utility and fashion, and discuss the effectiveness of wearing garments.
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hello everyone i am excited to be here with you today today we are going to be discussing various
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types of religious clothing and various rules around religious clothing and we are going to
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be ranking them from a utility and fashion and when i say utility i don't just mean in their daily
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you know whatever but in terms of how they frame people of that religion to outsiders
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how they keep people in religions how they push people out of religions and discuss more our own
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sort of beliefs around you know religious fashion and stuff like that and what i think you know
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makes sense to mandate not mandate and that's where we got the title for the episode bad habits
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because i wanted to make a habit joke which is a name for one of the catholic necessary yeah and
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that's clothing but i think more importantly when people look at religious clothing they often think
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that's weird or that doesn't look good or whatever and and we're not judging this i mean we may have
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comments about the aesthetics but the most important thing about religious clothing is its function and
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sometimes the function is literally logistical it's protective it's practical it's durable
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but often it it has a much more important framing and symbolic function and so we want to look at that
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and how see how effective it is or not malcolm and i are going to have plenty of disagreement i'm sure
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that's an easy one to start with because you know you you used to live with mormons you know a lot
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about them right mormons are most famous for their garments these are underwear they're church
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sanctioned they had have special like patterns on them that are important but the most important
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thing is that they are basically shorts and shirts that sort of require you to wear modest clothing
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because if you don't they will show so i'll word this a bit differently because i think that you're
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sort of beating around the bush they are like an undershirt and underpants they have special symbols
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on them and lines on them that represent specific religious things to mormons you have to wear them
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all the time except when you are swimming or exercising which creates a an interesting
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positive externality for the mormon community because everyone especially women who want to dress more
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essentially for mainstream society have a sort of a very strong reason outside of just the exercise
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itself to exercise regularly because it's an excuse to not wear your garments um you know i would note
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that this actually makes garments fairly loosey-goosey from the perspective of most religious wear
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so if you contrast garments with something like a care pan you'd be the knife that sikhs have to carry
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sikhs are not allowed to even take it off in the shower you know no way all the time all the time
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and these are very durable knives like if you want to get a good knife you should get that kind of knife
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because you can shower with it you can wear it everywhere so yeah so the your pants yeah so so the
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mormons on the other hand you know they they're actually pretty because people always compare
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their religious fashion with the urban monoculture wear whatever you want whenever you want
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yeah fashion instead of with other religious fashion when they're trying to decide how strict
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it is one of the more annoying things about garments is the ways that you have to dispose of
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them you i believe used to need to send them to like a garment disposal facility because they're
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considered sacred in a way right like you can't just yeah you only wear and you you don't wear them
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as a child you wear them after you are endowed like sort of after you go through a very special
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secret initiation ceremony with the church as a young adult that is a major act of commitment
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so i was just going to say because i hadn't finished my last point the way that you dispose
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of garments has changed recently where now it is actually much easier to dispose of them and you can
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cut them apart in a certain way and there's only certain parts of it that need to be disposed
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super carefully and the rest can be burned but anyway you were saying simone uh you you only wear
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garments after you get endowed which is a sort of very very secret important commitment ceremony that
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young adults go through you have to be endowed for example to enter the temple and attend a wedding
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ceremony including your own so it's it is related to ceremonies and i like personally i think garments
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are awesome because a big part of the mormon church is going out and trying to convert people
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and it's hard to i think build rapport with people and build a lot of commonality with outsiders if
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you're dressed super strange but garments are a way for you to be approachable and seem normal
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while still every day reminding yourself that you're very committed to your religion because
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wearing special underwear does remind you that is worth elevating what you just said which is a
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unique aspect of mormon religious clothing is that it is something that has a few unique functions when
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contrasted with other religious clothing it allows mormons to quickly identify other mormons but people
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who aren't mormons or aren't very familiar with mormons may not notice that the person is wearing
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religious clothing yeah that's a really interesting is you you typically can tell someone is wearing
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garments or likely wearing garments if you know what to look for which is cool it's like a secret
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handshake but it also means that you're not as othered from mainstream society as you would be
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within other religious communities which you would see as a strict downside yeah i'd see that as a
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downside because it causes you to look less like i think there are ways that you can build religious
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codes that allow you to interact with mainstream society but still other yourself a great example would
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be the conservative jew the the yarmulke thing that conservative jews wear where they can wear a suit
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but you still immediately know they're jewish and they know when they're walking into a room and
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everyone else knows they're jewish so they're not breaking mainstream societal dress codes but they do
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look different whereas with mormons it's much more covert which it has some upsides and downsides
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you're right about that now i i'd ask you what are your thoughts on the women's dress in the more
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extreme mormon movement what's it yeah so if you think of flds clothing we're talking those weird
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pastel dresses with somewhat puffy sleeves that go like very long sleeves and they're just extremely
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unflattering dresses i personally hate them i think they look terrible they certainly don't attract me to
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the mormon church at all no i i agree and i do not think they look pious either they um this is the
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problem if you can trust them we'll go over the the bruderhof in a second right or the amish which
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have somewhat similar outfits with what the women in those communities wear when i look at women in
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those communities it gives me this sense of piousness but when i look at women in this style
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of dress that we're gonna have on screen here the the extremist mormons wear to me it just looks
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like a frumpy status symbol sort of thing or well and they also don't look practical in terms of you
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know a woman who should be looking after quite a few children right they they look like they
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might be kind of difficult to move around in that they're more fabric to clean it just doesn't nothing
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there makes sense to me yeah um uh and i and i think that uh they would they might drive people
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away from the mormon church um more than other things because they are othering in a way that so this
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is an important thing about religious clothing are they othering in a way that sort of calls you out
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as above other people or are they othering in a way that calls you out as below other people yeah
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and i feel like this outfit seems to be othering in a way that stations these people as looking
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below other people in a way whereas an example of othering in a way that makes you look above other
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people catholics are great with this in terms of their religious wear it's very much like you see
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especially like a catholic you know priest or somebody and you know some of the the other things that
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they have like the cinchures and the albs and it looks very like okay this is somebody who's got
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some sort of like a special status yeah well and there's i think there's a reason why so many sci-fi
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costumes appear to be inspired by catholic clothing it is distinct it is other it is dune you know
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yeah yeah well and some of the righty jewish groups i think do a pretty good job with this
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agreed yes but we'll get to those yeah we'll get to those in a second all right so what is your final
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take on mormon clothing before we go to the next one if i was going to grade them an a b c d f i would
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put them in a solid b minus pretty good but not exceptional yeah i would say one theological thing
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i like about their clothing is that they don't do a lot of crosses i've always found crosses to be
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rather ghoulish i mean it's it's it's like literally a torture device that you know killed
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the son of god right you know his worst moment yeah if i mean like if if i had a life that people
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were remembering would i want them to remember me by the worst day of my life or maybe something
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else maybe that time i healed a blind kid i don't know why couldn't it be anything else so let's now go
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to the amish tell me what you think of the amish yeah i love amish clothing i think that it is
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tasteful i think that it is practical it is clearly clothing that is made for work it's also very
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distinctive i like women's prayer bonnets i think that of the the world of bonnets they're tasteful
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pretty structured they're not practical from a sun protection standpoint but i guess i'm not going
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to complain too much about that because the straw men that the wear the men sorry the straw hats that
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the men wear are very fetching and better for sun protection and probably women are doing more
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indoor work anyway so i am a fan i love it i think that they use a lot of natural fibers a huge fan of
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natural fibers and i i know these clothes can take a beating i we see them as we drive through
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lancaster we see all the set up in our area there's lots of amish so they set up around where we are and
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you can see the clothes drying in the wind on large clothes lines and they're just great i think they
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are great in a number of perspectives i think that so one we've got to talk about like the actual
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prohibitions here they're they can't use things like buttons they can't use things like that to
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them was a modern technology there's no buttons oh yeah buttons are considered too high tech for them
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like garish oh how do they fasten their fastener types that were common pre-buttons and i mean keep
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in mind buttons are a fairly new technology you know we just forget about this right you know but
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obviously they're not going to use zippers they're not going to use velcro they're not going to use
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but so they have a lot of strict rules around these specific types of technology that they can engage
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whiz within their clothing um which may make their clothing like unusually you know difficult in some
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ways but the end effect when you see an amish individual very interestingly is one especially
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amish women come across as very approachable more approachable than other religious traditions i've seen
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and amish men do as well actually i don't feel that way i feel uniquely nervous about approaching them
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i don't think i've ever walked up to and chatted with an amish person oh i always feel like it would
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be disrespectful somehow their outfits to me engender a sense of piousness and a sense of humility
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without belittling them or making them look lesser than other people they certainly don't look lesser
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they look very competent and put together in their clothing but when i see people dress that
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differently from society even when they're mixing with society and we typically see
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amish people when we are at like in a place where we can interact with them at farmers markets or
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going to one of their shops i get this feeling like we dress different differently and we look
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differently because we don't want to mix and interact with you we are trying to be separate
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from your society i don't want to talk with you you are corrupted in a way i mean it's a good thing but
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it's not approachable i don't know where you're getting approachable from this it doesn't feel at all
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approachable very approachable and i feel like all religious othering clothing is kind of meant to
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make people less approachable too sorry i should be clear i mean transactionally approachable so the
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people who don't live around the amish don't realize most of the time you're interacting with
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amish it's because you're doing business with them um so they're very common the women will run
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fruit stalls they'll run stuff like that thanks good amazing and i guess part of to me what makes
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it feel approachable is i know they're never going to try to small talk me they're never going to try
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to like sell me up on their products that's true never gonna hustle me or try and pressure okay so
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they come across as trustworthy not approachable well for me it's not just trustworthy it's that i
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know that they have no interest in talking my ear off about something i guess for me typically
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approachable someone is up for small talk yeah okay so i guess i mean you're terrible with word choice
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you drive me nuts with word choice because that's that's where i see them i see them at stalls and i'm
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always i would always go to an amish stall over another stall for sure well and you feel the same
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way then so clearly it's achieving that end but it's going to prevent them i mean in terms of
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interaction with mainstream society this is where it really struggles if you dressed this differently
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you could not easily integrate with companies or move up in the workplace or i disagree because i think
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muslim dress is also pretty extreme at times and it does not stop people at all okay okay i'll buy that
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so i prefer the and i think the othering nature of it doesn't look ridiculous to me
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i'd also note i think it looks very tasteful and good yeah when i say ridiculous if people are
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wondering what i'm talking about here when we get to some of the haradi jewish stuff some of their
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outfits especially the male ones are just like are they like peacocking like is this like religious
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peacocking here but where it's just like a bit much it's a bit much for everyday wear all right so i want
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to talk about a few of the other groups here that are related to the amish have you looked at hutterite
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clothing before simone this is another anabaptist group or latin american mennonite clothing latin
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american mennonite so latin american mennonites will wear very bright colors so they otherwise wear this
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very traditional yeah you're going to need to be doing a lot of googling on this episode to see what
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these look like oh they're so cute oh my gosh latin american mennonites are great they're not
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always they're not always colorful but they're much more likely to be colorful because they don't have
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prohibitions against colors that some of the amish do in our area and then the hutterites use a lot
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of patterns if you look up the hutterites hutterite clothing one thing i'm noticing among amish
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hutterites mennonites is a lot of family matching which i really like it really makes them seem united
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and together yeah hutterites i don't like as much because i think that it's too normal looking
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yeah and more i don't this sounds bad but it more just looks like
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people trying to be trad but they have bad taste exactly that's exactly what hutterite clothing looks
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like so hutterite i put it like the bottom tier of amish clothing and then i put the the colorful
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mennonites in the amish in the same category because i think here's getting back to function
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and not just why things look good one of the reasons why i'm not big on hutterite clothing is
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there are a lot of very different patterns and i think one of the big reasons why this works why
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dressing in this more traditional way works is it keeps you with very simple fabrics and very simple
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patterns and it gets you focused on your devotion and not fashion and it's clear to me that women
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in choosing all these really weird bright patterns especially you know not just solid colors is
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they're going for signaling they're showing that they're different they're getting obsessed with
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clothes they have a varied wardrobe and the more your time goes mentally to picking out different
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colors in your wardrobe or making a new dress and getting a new pattern i think the less your time
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goes to what matters to you most it goes back to that whole president obama deciding to only wear
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blue suits thing i really agree with that i really agree with that i think any outfit that allows for
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too much variation is a real negative thing in religious dress yeah so worse is is all right
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sorry guys love you all right so now to the next group that i don't think you know much about which
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is the bruderhof yeah so i looked at the a tier would you put amish at a tier for a tier 100 yeah a tier
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amish love absolutely fantastic mennonites i would put it a minus i think mennonites are
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it well you know no no no and i would put mennonites at a as well because in some cases mennonites
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the way that they vary and or are more flexible from pure amish clothing is more out of a choice for
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practicality like sometimes amish clothing is so true to the original amish choice that it is impractical
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and it is actually distracting to try to go all the way to fit that rule when really i feel like
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from a consequential standpoint in terms of really focusing on the the spirit of the rule yeah mennonites
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have it more nailed so both amish and mennonites get an a when it comes to the hatterites i would put
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c or d c c minus d yeah i think d actually just because i think it's so ugly looking yeah actually
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yeah d d yeah so next well it just looks undisciplined when contrasted with the other
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ones yeah so bruderhof is so people who don't know who the bruderhof is the bruderhof are another
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anabaptist group so they're related to if you don't know who the anabaptists are that's the community
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that makes up the amish the mennonites the hutterites and the bruderhof but the bruderhof are
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not anti-technology like the other ones are they are however communist um and they live in communist
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communes they don't believe in like full communism for everyone they just believe in that we are
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commanded to live you know as one with our neighbors so sometimes they'll have quite large communes
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other times a commune will just be a couple families living in the same house in like a major city
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but to be a bruderhof you have to live in what's called a bruderhof which is one of these communes
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now that means that you get your clothing for free but it also means that everyone's wearing
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the same clothing but not really because they have lots of different color patterns and the clothing
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just looks awful it looks like you went to the goodwill and you got the worst looking dresses
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and shirts and pants possible that didn't look mainstream you know that didn't have like a nike
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logo on it or something and then you wore that and i do not like it to be inexpensive
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to produce and very very durable um and so it's not the only religious mandate they have in terms
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of their clothing is that women have to cover their heads which a lot of the judeo it looks like women
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also need to dress modestly because we're seeing very long skirts oh yeah long skirts well yeah they
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they do not sexualize women at all and men this is one of those communities where we talked about in
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our other video of do men need to be more oppressed this is one of those communities where men sort of
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look like quote-unquote normal western dress typically they are almost always wearing jeans
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and a button-down shirt whereas women will be wearing very long skirts and head coverings which
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can make them look a little well amishy sort of and so your take on this you actually don't like this
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one is not a fan at all you're not like i would put it at a d it doesn't say anything to me i think
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another thing about religious wear is ideally there's something kind of aspirational about it
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we can get more into this with catholicism for example yeah we'll go to catholics but this does
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there's nothing about this like when i look at the amish i think you you guys look amazing your family
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looks beautiful you look really put together even mormons like sort of normatively they try to dress
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neater and nicer than the average american you know they they seem more aspirational
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yeah these guys i'm just like man you don't look good it's it's at flds level in fact if i had to
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choose i would choose flds clothing oh where would you mark flds by the way put it at a d as well
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c minus c minus it is very distinctive um yeah you could own it you know like you got the problem
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it's not as distinctive yeah it's it's it's just it's just unfortunate looking it would make me
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you don't want to wake up every day and feel frumpy and kind of crappy it's one thing to be here's the
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thing like so nuns for example like catholic nuns they they are being you know they're covering up huge
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portions of their body women in in burkas cover huge portions of their bodies but they can still feel
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absolutely fabulous i don't think there's any way that you could feel fabulous wearing clothing like
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this and i don't mean fabulous like look at me materialism i mean like i am uh a tool of god to
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do good in this world kind of fabulous empowered empowered feel like an empowered like weapon of god
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yeah clothing should make you feel empowered it should be the armor and the tool that enables you
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to be what you need to be catholics now because i agree that catholics absolutely do this with
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their clothing and i mean so i think that the biggest negative that we'll get into is catholic
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clothing is when i look at it it immediately to me looks haughty and very like high society and very
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sci-fi we are the elite with i don't think that this is as much a problem for catholics as it would be
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for another denomination because they already kind of own all of those stereotypes within the religion
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like they're not signaling something dishonestly about the religion it is kind of a haughty religion
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yeah it's about hierarchy there's a very large organization and being higher in that organization
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both needs to be very heavily signaled and also reflects a lot of prestige so yes you need to signal
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that yeah is the people who find the catholic closing desirable are also the type of people
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who when they engage with the theology of catholicism and the hierarchy of catholicism
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are going to be more likely to convert so it serves its purpose incredibly well even if to me it
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personally comes off as a bit of a turnoff very similar to the amish i think the amish closing did
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a very good job of signaling what the amish are all about right this humility this lack of technology
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everything like that now if we want to talk about just some some stuff here you've got like your
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albs which can be worn by laymen and you've got the down which signal like holiness with this
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cinctures well i mean most classic is the is the cassock with the white collar oh i love that i always
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wish it can look very badass oh it does it does yeah it's very authoritarian it's simple it's classy
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yeah i think it's great i think it's powerful i love it as as a something that is it is approachable
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like it doesn't look scary like some some catholic religious wear looks scary like well back off like
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stay away from this person stuff is like too much for me yeah like when i look at the bishop stuff like
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it it kind of actually looks like they might be going to a satanic ritual sometimes with all the red
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and all the you know it does it does get a little satanic but i think if you've grown up with a
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religion it can be hard to see the way something might come across to an outsider so if you grew up
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with the catholic tradition i would ask you to take a step back try not to draw from your own memories
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and associations with an image like this and then as somebody who had never seen a scene like this
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before try to guess in a movie if you saw this would you assume that this was supposed to be a
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christian ritual or a satanic ritual and keep in mind the cues you have to go off of everyone's
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wearing red they're wearing golden ropes around their neck that look like well it looks like a
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hangman's rope around all of their necks like their sacrifices and the room is filled with gold and
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jewels and other fancy things like marble but when you go to the level of the priest i think that is
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maybe the the best looking of all religious outfits i have seen in the world by a margin
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and then it gets even cooler if you're putting one of those characters in a movie and you put like
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the typical catholic priest and you give them like a shotgun or something for fighting vampires
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yeah you know a crucifix in one hand and you know a baseball but all of a sudden they just come off as
00:24:50.520
ultra ultra ultra badass just unironically in the coolest way very badass yeah yeah i also really like
00:24:58.480
if we're talking about nuns and you know women's religious wear if they are like a full full-time
00:25:04.840
careerist church person i like habits and i like a lot of the different orders habits and these are
00:25:11.940
the veils that nuns wear so there there are very cloistered nuns nuns who do not interact with the world
00:25:18.380
like a family friend of ours became a carmelite nun this is a very cloistered order and i only ever
00:25:25.620
spoke with her interacted with her through a grate like and and if we sent her like a christmas card
00:25:32.700
or a letter she would have to send it back to us she couldn't keep it that's how cloistered there and
00:25:37.040
they had like the full out very you know elaborate beautiful heavy black habit but then you sometimes
00:25:42.920
seen i'm sure nuns on the street like wearing more light blue habits and just kind of out and easier to
00:25:47.760
wear dresses and stuff and i like those too i think they all look good they they also look like they
00:25:52.760
stay on very snugly they don't look like they fall off all the time they are protective of the sun
00:25:58.860
they they they stay on well and they're very distinctive i i think it's a great religious
00:26:05.040
garment no i absolutely agree on that but also the related layperson version of that you know we were
00:26:12.060
reading an article recently about the in the free press yeah and one of the the girls was like i
00:26:18.660
saw people wearing veils and she's like how do i qualify for this like what's yeah that basically
00:26:23.780
there's this new trend of of women especially young women starting to wear veils to catholic mass
00:26:30.720
just lace veils as it sort of was traditional among some churchgoers in the past and now more young
00:26:37.080
women are doing it as a often first they're doing it honestly because they see some catholic influencer
00:26:43.480
do it on instagram and they they see it and it looks like a sign of prestige and i know exactly
00:26:49.420
that feeling when you see someone wearing something in a context and think like how do i qualify to get
00:26:55.020
that you know like seeing a girl scout with a certain badge and being like how do i get that like
00:26:58.700
what do i have to do to get the sash keep in mind within casalism it makes extra sense to think
00:27:03.480
that because a lot of the catholic is earned are earned so if a woman see the woman and of course
00:27:08.140
they're gonna say oh what what status does she have that i don't have yet um and that's something
00:27:12.740
relativism does very well is all the levels that you can earn yeah it's very gamified and i love it too
00:27:19.760
but yeah now more and more young ladies are wearing these lace veils to church and often first it starts
00:27:25.720
out as a an interest in status or an interest in the fashion they just look pretty and then it starts
00:27:34.280
to become an act of devotion is as they put on that garment as they prepare themselves for mass
00:27:39.440
through wearing that special distinctive clothing that isn't just a nice dress or whatever it's actually
00:27:44.760
a you know sort of religious specific garment that makes them feel more devoted i think that happens a
00:27:50.040
lot also with the various types of veiling that muslim women wear is it reminds them of their
00:27:57.880
devotion and i think that's a really important part of the function of religious garments is that you may
00:28:03.520
ideally you start wearing it because you want to and maybe it's for the wrong reasons like because it
00:28:09.980
looks cool but then it makes you think and lean in think about and lean into your religion and become
00:28:16.380
more devoted yeah like i'm i'm from texas right and if i was wearing cowboy boots to school
00:28:21.420
everyone would think of me as a texan and i'd probably think of myself as a texan more if i
00:28:25.480
work and act more like a texan yeah react to things like a texan yeah so better that you react
00:28:30.420
to things like you you are you know very very dedicated to islam or very very dedicated to the lds
00:28:37.060
church and clothing helps that which then goes into the next category of catholic wear is mortification
00:28:42.740
wear um these days you know mostly the the religion that mostly still does this is catholics
00:28:50.060
for people who aren't familiar with this this is when they wear things that intentionally hurt them
00:28:54.300
like sackcloth which is just uncomfortable to like actively like stuff that digs into your skin
00:28:59.960
well i mean the one of the ones i've seen like even some and keep in mind this is just some catholic
00:29:04.540
orders this isn't something that like all catholics do are all devote catholics do it's people who are
00:29:09.200
devoted in some devout it's also devout so an example here would be a khalish i believe they're
00:29:15.380
called khalish this is a chain or cord or cord worn around the thigh or waist to cause mild discomfort
00:29:23.140
which everyone learned about by watching the movie the da vinci code yeah so modern versions are made of
00:29:29.380
woven horse hair or scratchy materials although they can sometimes have like spikes in them that are
00:29:34.780
to dig into you as was shown in the da vinci code right yeah well and i think that that's actually
00:29:39.800
what a lot of of people when you're wearing something like this you typically want to go
00:29:43.960
all in for the coolness factor well and it reminds me of girls cutting honestly yeah i mean it's a
00:29:50.280
similar itch about learning emotional control and self-control and mastery over your emotions and
00:29:55.580
therefore i view it as like a tier related or s tier related in terms of religious clothing
00:30:01.200
especially if it's opt-in if it was a mandatory thing oh then it'd be horrible yeah
00:30:06.340
yeah because it's an opt-in status thing you got hair shirt which is like a tier undergarment that's
00:30:12.580
meant to be uncomfortable there's something called a pentatile belt which is a leather or cloth belt
00:30:17.160
worn tightly around the waist intentionally uncomfortable shoes which is something that the uh puritans used
00:30:22.420
to do as well wait really your shoes are quite sensible they are four sizes too small i could reveal
00:30:28.560
you new ones nonsense the pain purifies my predilection for pleasure your alliteration
00:30:34.500
sounds dangerously like poetry my apologies strike me silence yeah yeah and abstaining from
00:30:42.480
comfortable clothing altogether is another thing and and so yeah i guess that's part of the sack
00:30:48.420
cloth thing is if you wear sack cloth under your clothes just itchy scratchy very uncomfortable so no
00:30:53.620
matter what you're wearing you can look respectable but beneath it's like oh yeah so here's my thing
00:30:58.140
was the larger catholic faction faction faction of clothing i think that pretty much everything they
00:31:03.880
have works really well and is nice the problem is is almost nothing is mandated and as such i cannot tell
00:31:11.100
that somebody's a catholic when i look at them and most catholics have nothing that signifies them as
00:31:17.080
uniquely catholic so despite the potentiality of catholic wear i'd have to put them in a c tier
00:31:22.560
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah unless everyone got to dress like a priest or nun which i feel like would
00:31:28.560
change everything man because i think they're great outfits i think they're great if we had to just look
00:31:34.820
at priest and nun outfits like the traditional black cassock and traditional black habit and robes for
00:31:41.320
women a tier for me i'd say s tier s tier yeah yeah well then you can you can kind of tell
00:31:49.180
how good religious wear is by how often it shows up in anime and oh my gosh does anime love nun outfits
00:31:57.620
and priest outfits am i right i mean come on all the badass nuns well you got you got dogwood right
00:32:04.280
from trigon that's a great character anyway so now let's go to the various jewish outfits okay
00:32:12.420
and we're not going to be exhaustive here because jews have some of the biggest diversity
00:32:17.380
in religious outfits yes which i actually i don't know how i feel about it so part of me is like
00:32:24.260
it's a negative thing because you know it you means that everyone unless they're used to the various
00:32:31.040
different types of for example hariti dress they may know that you are a religious extremist of some
00:32:36.720
variety but not exactly because we are yeah a huge amount of intercommunity identity yes
00:32:45.860
yeah so we can go over the just to google some before we go further is it yemenite jewish
00:32:52.860
yemenite jewish dress and sephardic jewish dress to start okay sephardic well i guess historical
00:32:59.200
sephardic jewish clothing is pretty freaking cool but i don't know how much of that's historical dress
00:33:05.480
versus yeah i'm not seeing any modern sephardic jewish clothing here so it what is the i don't
00:33:12.360
know i i think that they don't have this uh things on modern well then that makes it d tier f tier if
00:33:19.100
there isn't like a cohesive like if google images will not show me modern people in religious dress
00:33:25.820
they they failed it's not a brand it's not a thing the the yemenite one is to me just too garish when
00:33:33.240
it's unique it is i i don't like all of the the fancies of it and it's garish well it gets you
00:33:38.640
focused on peacocking instead of your devotion right yeah no it looks like peacocking but now let's
00:33:44.040
look at the at this we got the we've got the fur round discs and we got the hats and we got the
00:33:50.140
curly cues for the men now this is i think this goes back to a different podcast conversation we had
00:33:55.720
about othering males and oppressing oppressing males by making them dress uniquely this is among
00:34:04.400
the most distinctive everyday wear for all male practitioners of a religion maybe the most right
00:34:11.560
this is of what the satmar yeah the satmar i mean i'm seeing the big fur disc and we've got the
00:34:18.800
and ger hasidim dress it is very very othering and i think specifically you know when you're
00:34:27.140
looking at something like the streise heims or whatever they're called the the big fur circular
00:34:32.660
hats those are amazing they're amazing and what i think does very good for them is that they appear
00:34:40.460
to me like they they show the culture pretty well typically when i see somebody in one of those i
00:34:46.520
imagine somebody who's like and happy and that's what the movement is known for is being very sort
00:34:53.580
of over the top in their in their celebratory nature and then the other ones where you know you you focus
00:35:03.600
more on the long poignos i believe they're called the the curly cue things on the side i mean it looks
00:35:09.780
jewish it's fine like i i'd say in terms of dress i put it in a tier it
00:35:16.280
it is very distinctive yeah it conveys what the religion is about it's it and it looks put
00:35:25.400
together like it doesn't look dirty or it doesn't look like a part it's not like actively um distasteful
00:35:32.800
uh but it also comes close to being too much yeah i'm i'm on the edge so also when we're talking
00:35:41.660
about many orthodox jewish women you have to cover your hair outside what many women do is they just
00:35:47.460
keep their hair very short and or they shave their heads and they wear wigs and if you're really devout
00:35:52.900
you will wear a veil over your wig and this just starts to feel kind of excessive to me like part of
00:35:58.840
me is like listen if you're covering your hair don't cover your hair with fake hair you know you're
00:36:04.900
still going out with hair normal people won't realize that you're wearing a wig and they will
00:36:09.820
just you're not looking modest like you're still showing your hair the point is you don't show your
00:36:14.140
hair and so i really don't like that it seems more like classic jewish rule bending instead of which i
00:36:21.760
guess is super jewish right you know it's like well so i'm not allowed to do this all right well
00:36:25.740
what's my way around it i'll just wear a wig over my hair like that's like okay here's the rules as
00:36:30.080
written now how do i get around their intent so jewish but it also like really bothers me because
00:36:35.280
we're not about rule following we're about like we're consequentialists we we mentioned this in
00:36:41.220
another episode but it's worse so people don't think that you're just being like anti-semitic in
00:36:44.600
saying this this is something that that especially the more orthodox jews do a lot like the fishing
00:36:50.060
line that they're spending like a million dollars to keep up around manhattan because it makes it all
00:36:54.520
technically one location for some hasidic jews on the uh sabbath which allows them to move objects
00:37:02.040
in between it and it's like that's so like obviously that's not the intent like when god made these laws
00:37:08.420
for you like assuming they came from god he didn't mean for you to look for like niggling ways to get
00:37:13.680
around it yeah like there's you know there's rules like you can't turn you know lights on and off
00:37:18.740
during the sabbath okay well fine so they create these lamps with like rotating shades so you just
00:37:23.740
rotate the shade around to yeah it's like no no you're still turning a light on and off this is
00:37:29.780
not so especially because we're big sticklers on the spirit of the law rather than the letter of the
00:37:35.460
law and a lot of jewish rule bending seems to be really focused on the letter of the law but i also
00:37:41.680
see that as a feature not a bug of the jewish religion i mean i see the jewish religion and i think
00:37:46.980
the snake oven story indicates the jewish religion is a religion of law and so i also don't see it
00:37:53.640
is so for my culture it seems like wrong but i think it's really appropriate for jewish culture
00:37:58.980
which is why i'm so on the fence about the wig thing because it it's it's really good like it's
00:38:05.800
a great microcosm for jewish rules but at the same time it drives me a little nuts because i'm like
00:38:10.020
not the point it seems like something our kids would do if we gave them rules you know what i mean
00:38:14.380
like they'd find some way around it i i know i i completely agree with you yeah so there it might
00:38:19.360
it might fall to b tier for me it's just too deontological in terms of the way that the rules
00:38:24.280
are laid out where you can contrast it with something like the amish where especially mennonites
00:38:29.420
yeah where with mennonites it's like okay let's go old-fashioned let's not do anything crazy but
00:38:34.680
you know let's not be so old-fashioned that it gets difficult and time consuming yeah well and also
00:38:41.320
this is the problem with jewish dress codes is they are more driven by what they are forced
00:38:47.760
to wear instead of by what they are not allowed to wear amish dress is primarily driven by bans on
00:38:55.660
specific things that are seen as too garish or over the top and as coca chanel said elegance is refusal
00:39:01.120
yeah the thing that leads to jewish dress being so unique looking like the more hasidic factions
00:39:06.320
is specific pieces of clothing or elements that they feel they have to wear like the ponies or the
00:39:13.520
hat cover the head coverings or the um various other parts where like there's some line here or here that
00:39:20.460
could be interpreted as mandating this particular fashion item and then you know it just over the
00:39:26.300
centuries more and more unique fashion items get layered on top and eventually you get you know the
00:39:31.780
religion goes on for another 10 000 years uh random other items are going to be added and added and
00:39:37.540
added until they're walking around with all the like bells and whistles and everything but here's one
00:39:41.800
more argument for in terms of the function of fashions like these the additive fashions that i do think is
00:39:46.460
important to note and especially uniquely helpful to tightly knit religious niche communities that live
00:39:53.160
close to each other and have these rules around clothing the amish and especially for example orthodox
00:39:58.920
jewish women are empowered by these clothing and dress mandates because it creates cottage industries
00:40:05.420
so there are many amish who produce amish clothing and that is their that's how they make money that's
00:40:12.680
how they survive you know it creates an economy for them that outsiders can't opt into and ruin
00:40:18.320
many orthodox women who need to make money for their families because their husbands are devoted to
00:40:23.920
religious study make money by producing and selling wigs for example i was just listening to an
00:40:30.220
interview with a former orthodox jewish wife who had seven children and many of her female friends
00:40:36.960
in the community made and sold wigs and of course only to other orthodox jewish women but i do like that
00:40:43.360
it creates economic opportunity within those communities assuming that the people are living within
00:40:48.080
commercial reach of each other okay okay so you're gonna put it at b tier next let's go to the seek
00:40:53.760
this is an interesting one for me it has like huge upsides and huge downsides yes the upside
00:41:01.620
i generally think it looks pretty good it looks baller come on it looks baller i like it
00:41:07.240
however the mandates against hair cutting or beard cutting at least create a look of lack of hygiene
00:41:14.720
frankly it depends i think it depends on the time and culture that you live in there will be times where
00:41:19.920
it makes you look like everyone else there will be times where it doesn't and i just feel like
00:41:24.700
grooming related rules are difficult in general yeah because also like some people look better in a
00:41:31.180
beard some people don't and mandating things one way or another on that front sometimes leads to
00:41:35.840
unfortunate results for those who are not optimized for one or the other yeah that's it that's a really
00:41:41.720
good point not other than that i mean i love the use of colors the clothing is dirty actually the
00:41:47.480
seek religious wear to me feels very much because you know i i lived in scotland for a period and and
00:41:52.720
you know when you wear your big community there at occasions no but it feels almost like they mandated
00:41:58.980
traditional scottish wear like it has a lot in common with it in terms of the you're you're you're
00:42:05.780
you're wrapping things around you then you're cinching them with traditional scottish wear you always
00:42:09.860
keep a dirk with you yeah which is a a type of knife with traditional seek wear you're always
00:42:14.720
keeping a care plan with you which is a knife and as i mentioned both men and women which is different
00:42:20.740
from this this traditional scottish wear is which women didn't have to carry a knife with them and it's
00:42:24.820
one of the five articles of faith that they must wear at all times um they've got other things which
00:42:29.520
are a little less intrusive like a band that really reminds them of the oneness of god and and some
00:42:34.280
you know hairstyle really and what's interesting too is there's a lot of there's a lot going on i think
00:42:38.640
that what we we outsiders see is the long hair we see the turban and sometimes we see the sword but
00:42:48.580
we don't see that they have special drawers special underwear kind of like mormon underwear for men
00:42:56.480
we don't see the comb the conga which is interesting we don't see the steel bracelet like there are a lot
00:43:03.640
of elements there and i think that the this process of putting on both jewelry and accessories and
00:43:09.700
undergarments and you know personal grooming i would say that like seeks get points for having
00:43:15.660
a very all-encompassing wardrobe they touch on your hair they touch on your accessories they touch on your
00:43:21.400
weapons they touch on your jewelry it allows for a huge amount of individual customization as well
00:43:26.460
it's true yeah so there's flexibility but there's also like it's it is touching so many things
00:43:31.340
more like more united than the jewish outfit the jewish outfit feels like at various points during
00:43:39.380
jewish history they wrote down a fashion item you know that was popular at some time maybe a thousand
00:43:45.500
years ago and then just a few got added over time until it created an end outfit but it feels more
00:43:52.060
intentionally designed to all fit together yeah cohesive and with a solid reason behind everything
00:43:57.980
and symbolic meaning behind everything yeah and i also want to talk about the the the cure pan the
00:44:03.920
knife that they have to wear yeah which i would look awesome one it looks awesome too for religious
00:44:10.180
liberty reasons it gets them access to protection in environments where other religions cannot get
00:44:16.260
protection the one downside to it is because of the mandate was made at a time without modern weaponry
00:44:23.480
it is a form of weapon that is not totally usable in a modern context for the reason it was
00:44:30.160
originally mandated yeah and that's why i think consequentialist rules in terms of stuff this will
00:44:37.100
eventually be included in one of the tracks we talk a little bit about it in in the next one that's
00:44:41.780
coming out but you know in the in the dream of nebuchadnezzar we are told that there will be a future war
00:44:50.780
between the men of iron and the men of clay like there is conflict in the future and for that reason
00:44:58.800
there is a religious mandate to as a community never stop the development of weapons technology
00:45:04.060
like that is one area no matter how peaceful it seems that you are always pushing forward and that
00:45:09.420
every individual has a mandate for self-protection with whatever the most modern and effective
00:45:16.260
type is modern context that might be something like you know carrying a pistol but you know
00:45:24.580
because we're focused on the we're here the not not the deontological oh you have to carry a pistol
00:45:31.420
it's you have to carry the most advanced type of protection possible while that protect while
00:45:37.800
advancing that protection as a community yeah but yeah your thoughts i agree i like
00:45:46.240
it i also love the the scottish jerk you know knives knives are great incorporate knives wonderful
00:45:51.940
yeah well i mean you could have that as a backup you know you maybe you always have to have a knife
00:45:57.000
and some other form of more advanced protection i think it's probably the safest way to design a
00:46:02.720
traditional outfit which is something we'll probably work on it you know moving our kids into
00:46:08.880
once they reach an age where they are safe to have stuff like that yeah yeah not now
00:46:15.660
no i have a knife i gotta play that video let me see what you have
00:46:21.640
no yeah no that no i know that no so well now oh boy oh boy all right shinto religious garb is next
00:46:32.880
yes so you don't like it i love it on a grading scale see because i'd put um a a tier
00:46:42.240
flexible um maybe a minus because i feel like sometimes from a practicality standpoint it's a
00:46:50.100
little distracting to have to deal with that much um but i i like that it's all-encompassing i love that
00:46:56.400
it sort of touches on all things at least for men and i think it should get extra points for being a
00:47:02.160
male restrictive form of dress because as we pointed out men seem to be more likely to easily
00:47:07.100
stray away and and giving them opportunities to lean in especially through othering clothing as we put
00:47:13.320
it is a strict plus so okay solid a solid a yeah okay so we'll do we'll do three now shinto buddhist and
00:47:22.220
harakrishna together so what do you like about shinto so when i think of shinto i immediately think of
00:47:30.320
the dress of like shinto priests that i saw when i visited shinto shrine so we're talking
00:47:36.980
um sort of very traditional looking japanese robes with white billowing long sleeves and a white top
00:47:45.000
and then sort of red billowing pants and i think that they're great because the fabric is fairly heavy
00:47:53.180
but also very breathable it's the kind of thing that you can wear heavy like long underwear beneath
00:47:58.780
during the winter but then during the summer it's something that's very breathable so i think it's
00:48:03.500
great all-weather clothing it's easy to move in in terms of both religious practice you know bowing
00:48:09.540
and getting down and up and moving around it's very easy to move around i think it's it's beautiful the
00:48:15.260
folding the pleating is is gorgeous i like the distinct colors the red and the white very crisp it really
00:48:22.780
stands out especially in the context of shinto shrines wear it you have to have basically a
00:48:28.260
ceremonial position to wear it and that yes i would say just like with catholic wear and this is why it
00:48:33.540
isn't a tier by a long shot is that if everyone who practiced shinto religion had to wear it it would
00:48:41.440
be fantastic but they don't so but all bets are off well and this is one of the secondary problems so
00:48:49.840
like the buddhist stuff looks really good when you're looking at people in a temple or whatever
00:48:53.760
where you know a lot of discipline and they're in a religious community but then when you look at
00:48:58.460
iterations of buddhism where everyone has to wear it like the hair krishna it ends up looking dirty and
00:49:03.840
impoverished yeah just kind of gross yeah it doesn't scale very well so yeah that's my challenge with that
00:49:13.480
well yeah i don't think buddhist robes are by a long shot as practical as shinto clothing because
00:49:22.300
it anything that's like a wrap that's like like a sari for example these are fussy garments all right
00:49:28.840
no no you're not you're not gonna you can't chase after kids easily in those you can't
00:49:34.020
weed the garden easily in those it's it's not a thing great if you're a zen buddhist and your entire
00:49:41.060
life is dealing with the frustration of your clothing and you have no other responsibilities
00:49:44.940
by all means go for it but no yeah absolutely agree so now we're at puritan clothing the
00:49:52.320
traditional puritan clothing not techno puritan clothing are we going to talk about islamic
00:49:55.760
clothing first okay we can talk about islamic clothing first yeah let's go islamic clothing
00:50:00.540
so we can start with like i'll pull a few up here for me to look at yeah well there's there's first
00:50:06.280
all the forms of islamic veiling for women which i think is really interesting because i think some
00:50:11.400
are good at looking aspirational and also being somewhat practical and some are not
00:50:20.400
so for example i think that a like a shayla or hijab they look great but they're very impractical
00:50:29.020
everyone i've known who's worn one or the other is constantly adjusting and fiddling with them
00:50:35.100
because they keep sliding off and they just these aren't people who are new to wearing these either
00:50:41.040
these are people who've worn these all their lives and it just doesn't look practical the problem is
00:50:48.160
that when you start to look at other forms of these garments like i'm gonna mispronounce it but nikob like
00:50:53.200
that it's more attached or kimar they're they're just like they're more like hoods you put on
00:51:00.200
they don't look very good it looks more like your beekeeper mode and i i don't find that aspirational
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and i think that a lot of a lot of women who are dabbling with going deeper into their faith
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start to wear a hijab for example because it looks beautiful and they think you know what i feel really
00:51:20.500
good wearing this it kind of solves the the problem of what do i do with my hair which is a
00:51:26.060
non-trivial problem for women it's it's gorgeous but it is too fussy for me and i think it's pretty
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by the way i think hijabs look really ugly doesn't matter because it's women making this decision yes
00:51:37.440
women and we talked about this in the other episode women look at an item for other women so yeah
00:51:42.320
they want to put it on them the point you were making before is does the item look pretty not does
00:51:48.160
it look pretty on you is the way that women make decisions around clothing and other women in the
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comments were like yeah simone gets it exactly which is very interesting and i as a guy never
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understood that that's how women relate to clothing if they don't think about what it looks like on
00:52:01.080
them and i think that that is true i think hijabs like scarves look very good they just don't look
00:52:06.680
good on people women don't care about it like that well in terms of looking good on people i think
00:52:11.460
abayas look really good these are more like the it includes the the fabric draped over the head but
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also it's more overall a full body robe but your face is still sticking out so it's not a full out
00:52:24.140
burqa it is you know you you have a you have your face and your hands and that's nice i think that
00:52:30.960
they are very beautiful they're more sci-fi they're more impactful so i'm a big fan of those and i think
00:52:38.640
that you know going all in with your dress instead of wearing like normal modest street clothes and then
00:52:44.100
a hijab has you more leaning into your devotion and othering yourself which we see as a strict plus
00:52:49.380
plus it looks like it breathes well it would work well in both very hot and very cold weather
00:52:54.060
so i would put that specifically as as a tier i also am a huge fan of burqas and i think that they
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are equally appealing to many men and also to women i actually think that they're surprisingly kinky
00:53:09.020
and i say this because the first person to really talk with me about their thoughts about burqas
00:53:14.560
was a guy who was really into bdsm like he's someone who told me about the dungeon in sf before
00:53:20.580
i'd heard about it and he was just like i just think it's really sexy this idea that i'm the only person
00:53:26.400
who gets to see like my female partner wait and was he muslim no not at all was his partner wear a
00:53:34.180
burqa he was thinking about asking her if she would be open to wearing a burqa it is very bdsm
00:53:41.440
i also just love burqas like if i converted i would probably want to wear a burqa i love the practicality
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of them um i love the privacy they offer i love the sun protection when when when zika virus was out
00:53:59.280
and we were really concerned about pregnancy related complications related to mosquitoes i was
00:54:03.600
like i want to develop the zirka like the zika burqa yeah so like protect you from you know when this
00:54:11.600
is the thing about if people are like well what do you think of muslim male dress right because if you
00:54:16.220
go to qatar or you go to saudi arabia you'll see distinct male outfits those are the best all right
00:54:21.780
are we talking the white flowing yeah here's oh yes i don't count them and i'll explain why i don't
00:54:28.120
count them okay why because they're not actually religious outfits they are cultural they're ethnic
00:54:33.200
as if i said i'm from texas therefore my traditional religious wear is cowboy boots and a cowboy hat and
00:54:40.200
so they're the cowboy boots and cowboy hats of saudi arabia yes that's no what they're wearing and i
00:54:47.360
would say that if you took traditional texas outfit which a lot of texans wear to formal events the
00:54:52.300
same way that scots wear the traditional yeah 100 we went to a wedding that was just that
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yeah we went to a wedding and it was lots of you know the the style best stetsons yeah
00:55:02.960
very very normal in texas but the problem is is then you've got to compare it to all regional
00:55:09.400
outfits and the problem is is that regional outfits actually school most religious outfits
00:55:14.980
so for example i put the classic texas outfit at like s tier above like even catholics in terms of
00:55:22.020
just pure aesthetics and and then the same with the scottish outfit you know oh yeah yeah
00:55:28.500
is the dirk and the you know that's real s tier there because you also get the mandated weapon right
00:55:35.040
you know um new so people could take religions like you could take presbyterianism and reinvent it
00:55:42.400
for intergenerational durability like per our argument in the pragmatist guide to crafting religion
00:55:47.280
that you can take an existing religion and make it more intergenerationally durable there's an
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argument to be made that making quote-unquote othering clothing and having more of a uniform
00:55:56.240
for your religion makes it more intergenerationally durable so you could take presbyterianism which
00:56:01.380
comes from scotland and just apply formal scottish dress to it as part of your like just like the
00:56:09.220
amish it wasn't like the amish originally were like they sort of like encapsulated what what year
00:56:14.220
did they just sort of stop advancing with clothing i want to say within the 1800s yeah like 18 something
00:56:18.860
but like it's not like they always dressed that way it was that they decided at one point so you
00:56:23.660
could decide to make a version of an existing religion where you go with traditional texan wear
00:56:29.180
where you go with traditional scottish wear and i hope someone does it because i agree with you yeah i
00:56:34.620
agree some of the modern jewish factions are to some extent like that with some of the unique elements
00:56:39.860
of these horite outfits yeah they're relatively new right yeah well they're based on lines from
00:56:45.620
the bible they are relatively new in terms of their popularity and i often point this out by putting it
00:56:51.540
pictures of medieval jews so you can see like yeah they had head coverings but they looked more like
00:56:56.320
go pieces and a lot less like you know big round furry hats or something like that right so you know
00:57:02.100
the big furry hats are proof that you can make a new thing for an old religion yes you just need to
00:57:09.940
find something in the text that you could cite in the same way that i'm able to do something like say
00:57:14.340
cite the uh nebuchadnezzar dream story to be like this is where a mandate for you know one technological
00:57:21.060
development of weapons must continue and two having a a necessity of arming yourself and being ready for
00:57:29.940
conflict at any time right but the the final group that we're going to go into was puritans the old
00:57:36.860
puritan outfits yes so what do you what do you want to go into here the thing that i laughed about most
00:57:42.340
when first learning about them was this concept of sad colors sometimes spelled sad sometimes spelled
00:57:48.540
sadd because we're talking about old english where people just winged it when it came to spelling but sad
00:57:54.640
colors were basically colors that were both modest and practical and those were the condoned and
00:58:02.680
approved upon or approved clothing of puritans like clothing colors specifically sad colors did not
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involve using expensive dyes they were more durable they were more washable and they weren't about showing
00:58:14.840
off so hold on i need to look up names of sad colors um because you'll understand also like how not
00:58:23.700
cool these colors are they're like liver yeah they include liver color well they the puritans called
00:58:30.140
it dubois but the color it comes from the french term dubois like wood so brown tawny russet rust purple
00:58:38.440
french green which was a very pale shade of gray green ginger line deer color just great orange
00:58:46.540
grindolin from the french gris d'alene flax blossom the color resemble that there resembles periwinkle
00:58:53.060
puce oh so flattering folding color but the the larger point before you go further with this
00:58:59.600
is that unlike modern beliefs puritans actually the traditional old style puritans did not wear black
00:59:06.780
very frequently they saw specifically the colors black and red to be too bold ostentatious yes
00:59:13.560
ostentatious and black dye was also expensive and black dye also was more likely to fade at that time so
00:59:20.060
it just wasn't as practical either yeah so they would only wear it for very special occasions like
00:59:24.880
having their paintings drawn and so now we associate it with them because we associate them in their most
00:59:30.120
formal attire but it was not a traditional puritan outfit yeah it's very earth tony it's it's very
00:59:37.180
cottagecore yeah well i think that your and my you know the the techno puritan clothing recommendations
00:59:44.580
are very they show part of the difference that we have from the older puritans which is to say that
00:59:51.280
one update with technology now that black dye is you know easy to create it means that yes it makes
00:59:58.700
sense and also i wouldn't have a prohibition against anything bold i would in fact go further and say
01:00:03.440
that wearing bold clothes is in in a way yeah whereas in in in during colonial america's puritan times
01:00:13.340
people were literally put on trial for wearing clothing that was too ostentatious there were
01:00:18.600
conflicts in communities over things like this and their definition of ostentatious would put what you
01:00:23.540
know it would be something that a normal person would wear today let alone an ostentatious person
01:00:29.660
like ostentatious for them was like oh that bow is too big you know they'd freak out about the
01:00:34.360
stupidest things so yeah i think um we we disagree on boldness we're a lot less conformist we're much
01:00:42.180
more in favor of being lumpy and standing out but in general i think that that and we've mentioned
01:00:47.260
this in other videos that closing choices from a religious perspective should be one chosen by
01:00:53.440
individual families but also normalized throughout a family for cost efficiency and long-term use
01:01:00.420
perspective i.e all the kids wearing the same outfit makes it much easier as the kids age to just
01:01:06.920
you know have each bucket labeled with an age range so pick up the stuff and then they've got the the
01:01:13.000
clothing that they need and then if they want to wear something other than the family uniform then
01:01:16.740
they're buying it and dressing themselves yeah um just a note on how we do religious clothing in our
01:01:22.000
system we've mentioned this before but basically you just optimize around efficiency and cost savings
01:01:27.140
and durability and so within our family that means that all of the males and females dress the same
01:01:34.900
so we can just switch out clothes with them and the the kids dress the same as me and that they wear
01:01:40.400
well i wear brightly colored yellow shoes they wear brightly colored yellow shoes this has a lot of
01:01:45.620
benefits one because the shoes are brightly colored it's very easy for me to find them and because it's
01:01:52.380
shoes you know i can't necessarily see their heads poking out anywhere but if i'm at say an airport or a
01:01:58.000
fairground and i lose one of the kids i can just put my head to the floor look around and see their
01:02:02.980
shoes really quickly secondarily it makes it really easy for me to find them when one of them runs
01:02:08.300
away you know once you get over three or four kids you really can't hold them all at once so one
01:02:14.040
it's always running away over something and you know say i'm at a busy fair i can just ask somebody
01:02:18.900
hey have you seen my kid and because we look so distinct and unique and they see me with three other
01:02:25.020
kids dressed exactly like me and they saw a kid like that run by recently they're like oh yeah
01:02:28.760
i saw him run that way and this has saved me in a number of dangerous scenarios already
01:02:34.280
it also lowers the chance of kidnapping a common thing because i'm usually the person out with the
01:02:39.620
kids or a common type of kidnapping these days is women will grab kids when a man is caring for the
01:02:46.420
kid because well if the woman starts screaming oh he's trying to take my kid most people will take
01:02:50.680
the woman's side but if the kid is dressed exactly like the guy who she just took it from
01:02:53.820
this is a much less effective strategy it also lowers the chance that people think i'm being
01:02:58.620
creepy with kids because they're like oh that's obviously your kid when i'm like at a playground
01:03:02.600
or something like that also it makes it obvious if there's a group of kids all dressed the same as
01:03:08.340
one guy and then somebody else tries to grab one of them and walk away with them or hold their hands
01:03:11.920
people would immediately be like oh that's that family's kid that's not your kid so across the board
01:03:17.820
it just has tons and tons and tons of utility however i would recommend if people are like oh i want to
01:03:23.420
join this weird face that's something you guys are creating uh that the what is optimal for my
01:03:29.440
family is not necessarily going to be optimal for your family so because it's a belief system that
01:03:35.520
really glorifies differences and unique cultural systems we would want everybody to build one
01:03:42.860
themselves for their own family with maybe the only unifying thing being something like the efficiency
01:03:49.540
of having a single outfit per gender in a family which is just a lot easier and any other thoughts
01:03:56.140
here on the old puritans where would you rank them i would rank them uh i would rank them as a c plus
01:04:03.800
honestly i think the clothing was was cool but when you actually compare it to other clothing of the
01:04:08.520
time it wasn't that distinctive it was just sort of practical clothing and also like don't do anything
01:04:14.060
cool which i'm kind of against because we're we're in favor of othering clothing and it doesn't seem
01:04:19.440
their clothing was very othering at all so no it wasn't particularly othering for the time period and
01:04:25.200
it came off to me as too fashion driven especially male puritan clothing while they did claim that they
01:04:32.320
were into like humble clothing and stuff like that it just doesn't shout humility there's there's two
01:04:37.760
like the buckle hats and stuff like that to me shout arrogance like there's too much going on there
01:04:43.580
yeah well i think that was more just a product of the time but again that's that well i know but
01:04:49.220
they should be able to have resistance to products of the time in the same way the amish do today i
01:04:54.700
mean nothing about the amish outfits looks ostentatious yeah they're very unpretentious while also being
01:05:01.020
extremely high quality and nicer than the clothing that that i would say 95 plus of americans wear
01:05:07.080
so here's what i think you would find interesting if you actually look at puritan outfit that women wore
01:05:13.120
they look very similar to your outfit which you said you pieced together from several different
01:05:18.080
time periods yeah this is a renaissance these are renaissance days they would wear very different
01:05:23.700
clothing have you actually googled it google puritan women clothing it looks almost exactly like the way
01:05:29.740
you dress they would they would wear like sort of overdresses that you would fasten over the
01:05:35.820
your like bodice and chemise i don't wear an overdress i just have a skirt and a bodice which is a much
01:05:43.880
older like renaissance and pre-renaissance kind of outfit
01:05:46.500
do they yeah i mean i'm looking at stuff here and i'm not seeing this overdress in all of the the outfits
01:05:55.060
no i know my puritan clothing they wore overdresses yeah these are all overdresses this is 100 overdresses
01:06:03.140
so yeah and that's that's a whole nother love layer of of fuss that i don't want to bother with
01:06:08.840
so you're you're actually even more bare bones than the the puritan outfits which i like
01:06:13.900
yes faster to put on and still very but that's because we have the modern advent of long underwear
01:06:20.460
and leggings so what while they they could not under their chemise put on like high-tech thermal
01:06:28.540
underwear i can meaning that they would need to have that overdress they would need to have all
01:06:33.640
these additional layers in their stockings which took a lot more to keep up and put on you'd have
01:06:38.960
to tie it down with ribbons and hold it up with various things so it's all about combining the old
01:06:43.300
with the new as far as i'm concerned well that makes sense to me so what would you say is the best
01:06:49.300
religious garment probably the amish gosh same same the amish win the amish win congratulations
01:06:58.220
amish we love you the catholics all wore like if you if all catholics dressed like nuns here it would
01:07:04.920
be catholics um we did go over the orthodox christians though but they're i just don't know
01:07:11.240
i think it's the same problem is that that's just for like religious practitioners it's the same
01:07:16.020
problem of the catholic church except i wouldn't their outfits are strictly more ridiculous than
01:07:20.440
catholic outfits yeah so i wouldn't want them for all the practitioners so so sorry when somebody's
01:07:24.940
like what do i mean by more ridiculous i'll put them on stage here keep in mind that we're people
01:07:28.200
that are intrinsically repelled by anything that appears garish or ostentatious and the thing about
01:07:34.140
the catholic outfits is they appear elite but until you get to cardinal level which i find kind of
01:07:39.640
gross they don't appear garish whereas the the orthodox ones go right into garish territory
01:07:45.780
um yeah and ostentation it's too much too much yeah the cool thing about most catholic dress is
01:07:52.280
it it is basically couture and i would recommend there's a really great podcast for people who like
01:07:57.700
fashion called articles of interest and one of their more recent podcast episodes in 2024
01:08:02.260
is about catholic clothing and the people who make it many of whom are not catholic by the way
01:08:07.740
so it's not one of those interior cottage industries but it is just incredibly expensive
01:08:12.340
garments you know sometimes in the the thousands and thousands of dollars you get like one for life
01:08:17.580
basically because they're so carefully and well made with just the best fabrics but i think that
01:08:22.420
also speaks to the elitism of of catholic clothing and that is that is not a feature so interesting
01:08:28.780
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01:09:00.900
um about the slide what how crazy was it it was so so so so so so so so crazy you want to go on the
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what made it crazy what was it like it was like i was in a real rocket ship can you go on can you go
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can you go on the fly i don't think it's for grown-ups but uh why don't you go with toasty