Based Camp - Canon： The Jedi Are Controlled By A Lying Parasite

00:00:00.000 Simone, I'm excited to be here with you today. Today we are going to be talking about how the

00:00:04.920 Jedi Order from the Star Wars universe is quite possibly the most evil organization in any sci-fi

00:00:14.540 universe I have ever read. They are actual scum. They are actual scum. They are. When you when you 1.00

00:00:21.320 actually think about it, you're like, oh my god, the Star Wars universe under the Republic was a

00:00:28.720 complete dystopia and the Empire was needed. Palpatine was right. So and I I'm not going to

00:00:38.280 make stretches here. I'm not going to bend outside the lore. You're just going to stage facts. The

00:00:42.640 lore of the Star Wars universe. So Jedis, right? Okay. They have these symbiotic organisms called

00:00:55.880 mitochondria. Now you could say they're symbiotic, but they're really not symbiotic. They're more

00:01:01.720 parasitic. Why do I say that they're parasitic rather than symbiotic? Well, because when they

00:01:06.840 reach high enough levels in a host, that host loses their ability to breed, i.e. the Jedi have to be 1.00

00:01:15.480 celibate. And it's made very clear if you have too high a level of this parasitic inflection,

00:01:20.340 if your mitochondria count is too high, you deal with extreme negative side effects,

00:01:26.020 or at least this is what those infected with the parasite and who follow its will say,

00:01:30.660 extreme negative side effects if you attempt to breed. So this parasitic organisms that lives in

00:01:39.420 humanoids, they has a hive mind that we call the the light side of the force that they worship.

00:01:50.620 They have to serve the will of it. By the way, it lies to them about its true nature,

00:01:56.200 provably in the Star Wars universe. Oh, does it? They have to. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It doesn't

00:02:01.420 create the force or anything like that. The force is we learn the history of the force in the Mortis

00:02:06.180 arc. So it is a parasitic hive mind that is lying to them about how it grants them presumably magic like

00:02:16.860 powers. Then they sort the entire society of the universe into a hierarchy based on your level

00:02:27.020 of infection by this parasite. God. 0.99

00:02:29.660 God. This is, I mean, this is just Star Wars 4. Just any facts, any facts, yes. When they go and they find Anakin,

00:02:38.220 they're like, oh, he has X mitochondria count, which means that one day he could be one of the most

00:02:47.920 powerful Jedi ever. Right? I haven't even gone into the child kidnapping and stuff like that yet,

00:02:53.680 which we will get to. Oh, child soldiers? Yeah. No, no, no. They have literal child soldiers. When Anakin

00:02:59.740 went in there, and I'll go, I'll elaborate on this in more detail, and he killed the younglings,

00:03:06.560 that was a completely justified thing to do within that context. We see those very same younglings in

00:03:15.100 other shots. And I'm talking about like of the movie, like not even like extended stuff,

00:03:20.160 practicing with lightsabers, the single most dangerous weapon in the entire universe. Okay.

00:03:29.060 These are children. Not like Boken, not, not stick swords, but lasers, laser swords.

00:03:34.560 Laser swords. They're not even playing with like wooden AK-47s. Now the laser swords are turned down

00:03:40.800 in these. Okay.

00:03:49.320 What do you think? I think you finished your lightsaber. Find out.

00:03:58.740 Well, we learned that in, it's not confirmed in like the movie that they're turned down,

00:04:02.760 but somebody, I think, realized how bad this looks.

00:04:05.820 Well, they're on safety mode. It's okay.

00:04:09.900 This is a parasitic organism that has taken control of the entire galaxy, right?

00:04:17.320 This is unironically what Jedi apologists sound like.

00:04:21.100 Open the door. It is so much better. There's no fear or pain. It's beautiful.

00:04:29.600 And you will be beautiful. No problems or worries. We want you.

00:04:39.160 No pain, Stan?

00:04:41.400 We're in here and I'll show you some pain! 1.00

00:04:43.860 Like, because keep in mind, the Jedi act as a secret police force of unelected officials,

00:04:48.880 where your entrance into the secret police force, you are taken as a child,

00:04:53.540 raised on their provably wrong ideology, that the force should be worshipped. And when you listen

00:04:59.640 to the little voice in your head that's created by these parasites, you are doing something 0.99

00:05:03.780 definitionally good. And if you go against the little voice in your head created by the parasitic 0.99

00:05:08.940 hive mind, you are doing something definitionally bad.

00:05:12.160 Do you think the force is toxoplasmosis?

00:05:14.800 The force is toxoplasmosis!

00:05:16.740 And so what we'll go into in this episode is this entire universe is a universe where

00:05:21.620 toxoplasmosis won over humanity.

00:05:24.480 And humanity is trying to get us used to this idea as a good thing.

00:05:29.420 That it would be a good thing to give your children to the toxoplasmosis people 1.00

00:05:33.660 to be raised with their ideology and trained as a child soldier.

00:05:37.640 And when I say trained as a child soldier, you could be like, well, they're just trained

00:05:40.840 to the child soldier. They don't actually go out and fight and murder people when they're

00:05:46.360 children within Star-Lord's canon.

00:05:50.500 Ahsoka Tano. The first time we meet Ahsoka Tano on murder missions, by the way, she's 14.

00:05:59.680 This is treated as completely normal in the Star Wars universe. If we look at the extended

00:06:06.880 canon, it appears that children begin to start participating in missions where they might

00:06:13.240 be killed or expected to kill someone at the age of 10.

00:06:17.780 This is a war crime. 0.93

00:06:19.600 Well, they fit into the small spaces, Malcolm. You have to understand.

00:06:23.100 It's a...

00:06:24.400 Literally, that's part of plots with Padawans is that they can fit in smaller spaces. 0.79

00:06:29.580 I think in some of the Clone Wars. Yes! Yes! This is real!

00:06:36.760 By the way, if you're like, oh, but the children are always taken with consent.

00:06:45.820 One, literally, we know from canon that this is not true. There is one case in which a child

00:06:51.360 is taken. This might be in Legends, but I think it's canon. I'll confirm later in the episode.

00:06:55.760 But taken from a disaster zone when they weren't sure if the parents were alive and then brought

00:07:01.520 to the Jedi and raised as a Jedi. And then the mother finds out later and she's still alive

00:07:06.700 and she petitions the Jedi and the Jedi refused to give the child back to her saying that now

00:07:11.760 that the force has been, quote unquote, awakened in the child, it is too dangerous to give the

00:07:16.300 child back to the mother.

00:07:17.240 So, when they say stuff like, well, mothers always consent to this, families always consent

00:07:23.960 to this, what the Jedi are doing is they are basically coming with a trans argument.

00:07:27.940 They say, your kid will be a danger to themselves, there'll be a danger to society, you know,

00:07:33.040 they could join the dark side and we'll have to come and put them down. Basically, if you

00:07:36.140 don't transition, you'll kill yourself. Like, that's what they're telling them about their 1.00

00:07:39.380 kids. So, you have to give us the kids. And we also know that they definitely didn't

00:07:46.140 always use consent. How do we know that they definitely didn't always use consent? Well,

00:07:50.340 this one unfortunately comes from Legends. But if we want to go with canon, you could

00:07:54.800 use Acolyte to show that there is coercion used in taking children sometimes. But I literally

00:08:00.140 view Acolyte as less canon than Legends.

00:08:02.600 Agreed.

00:08:03.520 So, let's go to Legends.

00:08:04.660 Okay.

00:08:04.880 From Legends, we know that there was a Hutt Jedi. All right?

00:08:10.060 Really? Wow.

00:08:11.760 He turned evil, ended up ruling a planet for thousands of years as a Sith.

00:08:15.900 It's a little story arc. But anyway.

00:08:17.920 I just feel like Hutt's lack the agility to...

00:08:21.800 Wait, and that's what made him cool, right?

00:08:23.500 Am I species racist?

00:08:26.700 So, the thing about Hutt's, if you know anything about the Star Wars canon, showing my nerd

00:08:33.020 color here, right?

00:08:34.300 I feel very embarrassed because my literal OkCupid name was Mos Eisley. And I was...

00:08:39.420 My photos were of me in film-grade Stormtrooper armor, but I was just genuinely using it as a

00:08:44.940 lore to catch dudes. Like, I don't actually know the lore.

00:08:46.960 What's also funny about all of this, you hear me crashing out about Star Wars lore right

00:08:50.140 here. I literally haven't seen the last Star Wars movie because it looks so bad.

00:08:54.680 Yeah, well, no. To the true fan, we'll not engage with that.

00:08:58.380 I haven't watched any of the...

00:09:00.260 But if you know Hutt stuff, okay?

00:09:03.040 Okay.

00:09:03.940 Hutt's, you're not going to get...

00:09:07.740 So, first of all, there's a few problems with taking a Hutt youngling. 0.93

00:09:10.900 One problem is that a Hutt three-year-old, because they say three years old is like the

00:09:16.600 right age, and by the age that they're nine, that they would...

00:09:21.080 That'd be considered too old, because Anakin's considered too old, right?

00:09:24.200 Well, at the age of nine, a Hutt is still sort of like a larval slug carried around like

00:09:29.840 a kangaroo and like a parent's patch. Like, they're not being taken out and taken to the

00:09:34.680 temple for training. They wouldn't be at the right age for that until they were like well

00:09:38.800 past 50. But here you're talking about like...

00:09:42.300 Yeah, but I mean, these are Hutt years. You know, like dog years. It's different.

00:09:45.840 Dog years. And we can say, okay, well, like with the Yoda species, the Hutt species may have 0.95

00:09:50.200 different rules for when they can enter. But here's the other problem. An equivalent Hutt

00:09:54.440 at the age of three, especially a Force-sensitive Hutt, the Hutt would never, never, given their

00:10:06.020 culture, allow a child at that age to be taken and raised by the Jedi. The Hutt species is on 0.97

00:10:14.720 multiple occasions, canonically shown, when a Hutt infant goes missing, Hutt's are far

00:10:22.520 more obsessive parents than any species we see in the entire Star Wars universe.

00:10:28.520 Oh, so they're the mama bear of the Star Wars universe.

00:10:31.960 Well, it's not just the mama bear. When baby Hutt, because this has happened, I think, twice

00:10:36.760 in canon that I'm aware of. But when something threatens a baby Hutt or a baby Hutt goes missing,

00:10:40.860 it's immediately, the entire interplanetary criminal syndicate is activated.

00:10:48.220 Oh my god, I said, look, Hutt, go. All right. 0.97

00:10:51.580 Go effing nuts when a baby is taken. It is, their entire criminal syndicate basically turns 0.98

00:10:58.440 into baby search force. Now, mind you, in this case, it would not just be a baby that went

00:11:04.320 missing. It would be a force-sensitive baby that the Hutt's would definitely want to keep 0.99

00:11:11.600 and train to do something involving force sensitivity. Fair, yeah.

00:11:17.000 So it's completely implausible. Even if there was some sort of destruction, city destruction,

00:11:21.360 and this one Hutt was rescued, that the Hutt's didn't have world-spanning criminal syndicates

00:11:29.400 searching for that child. Yeah, why would you tithe your talent to this organization that does

00:11:34.560 nothing for your people when you could use that talent for your people? Yeah, when the Jedi are, 0.80

00:11:41.320 like, definitionally, it just wouldn't happen. So we know that they practice it. They just tell you

00:11:46.140 they don't practice it, because a lot of Star Wars you're seeing from the perspective of the Jedi.

00:11:50.760 And we also know that the Jedi thought that if there was a force-sensitive that could turn to evil,

00:11:57.260 they shouldn't be given back to their own people. So that would make sense if they saw a force-sensitive

00:12:03.120 Hutt that they would kidnap it. Yeah, it's like a WMD they got us. Given the logic they showed in

00:12:08.200 this other context, right? Gotta catch them all, yeah. Now, I want to make very clear here that this

00:12:14.920 is, like, extremely explicit in the Star Wars universe. Okay. Your level of power, and you, as, like,

00:12:20.480 a casual fan, you are aware your level of power is hugely mitigated by your level of mitochlorians. 0.99

00:12:28.820 Yes. And your level of mitochlorians is part genetic, part random, but definitely has nothing

00:12:36.740 to do with how much effort you put into things. It is literally just your level of parasitic infection,

00:12:42.980 and that parasitic infection has the ability to, quote-unquote, guide you. Right? So this isn't,

00:12:50.440 like, a normal parasitic infection. This is a parasitic infection that, through a hive mind,

00:12:55.120 is partially influencing your actions, and you have decided to base society hierarchies around this

00:13:02.740 infection. Now I'll get to the point where I just point out that it lies. So at the,

00:13:12.220 at the, from Jedi philosophy, they say that mitochlorians are the foundation of all life,

00:13:19.140 e.g. that, like, life evolved out of mitochlorians, or they are key to living things.

00:13:24.480 We know from legends, at least, from the Yu San Vong, that this is definitionally not true. You can

00:13:29.620 have living things with no mitochlorians. Oh, really? Okay. We also know how Jedi treat living 1.00

00:13:36.200 things that are low mitochlorians. What is specifically made to have low mitochlorians?

00:13:42.220 in the Star Wars universe? Clone troopers. Oh! No! What? Yes! What? So, so... Like, actually?

00:13:52.580 Yeah, and keep in mind, they not only call them the foundation of all life, but Qui-Gon Ginn goes so

00:13:57.700 far as to state, without mitochlorians, life could not exist. Note here, we don't only know this from the

00:14:05.780 Yu San Vong. Uh, we also know that the mitochlorians are not key to either the inception or the maintenance 0.81

00:14:14.140 of force throughout the universe. Uh, they just appear to be able to sort of hijack its power

00:14:19.480 because that seems to be tied to the Mortis arc. I don't want to go that deep into the Mortis arc

00:14:24.500 because it's incredibly trippy and crazy, but basically the force is created by sort of a Greek 0.83

00:14:32.000 gods-like tragedy of supernatural forces representing two children in a fight on a planet that is almost

00:14:41.920 sort of, like, changing and holographic in its nature, and that they, at one point, interact with

00:14:49.220 Anakin in Ahsoka. So, that's a thing that happens in canon, but it basically shows that there is

00:14:56.580 actually some sort of religious truth underpinning the force, and it is not the parasitic hive mind.

00:15:04.280 But the parasitic hive mind appears to be able to use it to, through the Jedi, and this is how we know 0.86

00:15:10.100 that the Jedi don't worship the real force. I have never seen anything in the Jedi's teaching

00:15:15.360 that reflects that they are aware of this supernatural Mortis plane that defines the force's true nature.

00:15:24.840 They say things that you would only say if a parasite was controlling you, e.g.

00:15:32.220 the Mitochlorians are necessary for all life and the foundation of all life.

00:15:38.660 Now you can say, okay.

00:15:39.660 Let me, let me ask you a question here, and maybe you don't know the answer to this.

00:15:43.660 Was George Lucas involved in this additional little expansion?

00:15:50.180 Yeah, he did the prequels, and the prequels introduced Mitochlorians.

00:15:52.620 Oh, he did, okay, okay, because I thought, you know, when you think back to the originals,

00:15:57.260 which is what I watched over and over again, it was just, oh, there's a great disturbance

00:16:01.640 in the force, or use the force, but it was more just, it, I, I interpreted it as a child

00:16:07.360 as an equivalent to chi energy, and nothing more.

00:16:11.360 But, but he changed that.

00:16:13.140 So, and he changed it a long time ago.

00:16:15.720 This was changed in at least the first of the prequels, potentially earlier than that.

00:16:20.860 Fans can correct me here.

00:16:22.400 But it was pretty clearly laid out that Mitochlorian count mattered when they were scouting for

00:16:26.760 Anakin, and that's where we get a lot of the lore on Mitochlorians.

00:16:30.180 So that is old, that is decades old, that is core Star Wars lore.

00:16:33.980 And the Mortis arc, which contradicts that from the Clone Wars, I don't think anybody wants

00:16:38.660 the Clone Wars not to be canon.

00:16:39.860 It's literally, I think, the best Star Wars story ever told.

00:16:43.400 And George Lucas specifically was involved in the Mortis arc lore.

00:16:47.520 So he specifically both created the Mitochlorian, the Jedi saying, Mitochlorians are the core

00:16:54.280 thing that matters to all life.

00:16:55.760 That's where all force comes from.

00:16:57.300 And specifically showed that is also factually untrue.

00:17:01.780 And so the Mitochlorian hive mind is lying to you about that.

00:17:04.600 George, something bad happened to him.

00:17:06.420 Because I learned this week that Kathleen Kennedy worked for Lucasfilm, was his assistant.

00:17:14.480 Yeah, that's why they never fire her, because she tries to claim credit for like old Lucas

00:17:19.240 stuff.

00:17:19.920 And when he handed it all over to her, he, I mean, he had said in the past, he feels really

00:17:24.260 betrayed by her.

00:17:24.900 She basically betrayed, went full on with Disney.

00:17:26.960 They used her connection to, I mean, she destroyed the property for them. 0.98

00:17:30.300 She did, absolutely.

00:17:31.620 I just didn't, I thought that she was inserted by Disney.

00:17:35.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:17:36.180 She basically tried to twist and destroy everything Star Wars. 1.00

00:17:40.140 But I'm pointing out that Star Wars has always been evil.

00:17:42.580 Star Wars has always been about the bugs.

00:17:44.900 Right?

00:17:45.120 Like, Star Wars is a universe where a parasite controls all hominid life and attempts to 1.00

00:17:52.840 subjugate it against its own biological interest.

00:17:55.540 Keep in mind, what were the core sins of Palpatine and Count Dooku that are constantly repeated

00:18:00.920 is that they were human supremacists.

00:18:02.720 I was just going to say that.

00:18:03.720 Yeah, they actually cared about humanity.

00:18:05.540 Oh my God.

00:18:07.280 How dare they?

00:18:08.800 Their own biological reproduction.

00:18:10.200 The Star Wars universe is a universe where basically the faculty happened and the parasite

00:18:16.180 won.

00:18:16.640 So, you can say here, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, the Jedi promote balance, right?

00:18:24.260 Except, and this is super canon from the, not just the Clone Wars, but also they protect

00:18:31.440 balance and they protect a democracy, right?

00:18:33.740 Like the, the, the, the Federation is a democracy, right?

00:18:38.260 Okay.

00:18:39.220 First of the Clone Wars focuses very heavily on one planet's representative.

00:18:46.260 Was she elected?

00:18:50.240 No, she's a hereditary monarch. 0.85

00:18:52.920 Oh, was she?

00:18:54.280 Princess Amidala! 1.00

00:18:55.760 She was, she, she's a princess! 0.83

00:18:58.780 She's a hereditary monarch! 1.00

00:19:00.660 Should've figured, but I guess, yeah.

00:19:02.160 And it's not just her.

00:19:03.680 We see this in the, uh, the newer, I haven't watched it yet, the, the, the one that...

00:19:07.940 Oh God, and Princess Leia, yeah.

00:19:09.280 They, they were definitely Nepo babies. 1.00

00:19:10.780 Oh crap. 0.98

00:19:11.320 Yeah, yeah, Princess Leia inherited her title as princess from her mother. 0.99

00:19:17.380 That is a hereditary monarchy.

00:19:19.240 Oh boy.

00:19:20.720 So, and, and not only that, not only that, the Federation actually has seats, and this

00:19:27.860 is very well established in the, it has seats for the, that are, that are held by people

00:19:34.320 with corporate board positions.

00:19:35.980 Specifically, we know here of the Trade Federation, the Banking Clan, and the Techno Union, but

00:19:41.640 the, the, the, the ones who are running the frickin' blockade, they are not even planets.

00:19:49.320 They are corporate board members who have a vote in a government alongside hereditary monarchs.

00:19:55.880 In fact, it seems that the vast minority of planets, we, we see planets in the Federation

00:20:02.400 that are outright autocracies.

00:20:04.380 We see planets that have single hive mind rulers, like the Gnosians. 0.83

00:20:09.440 We, we, and that Federation seems to have no problem with this at all.

00:20:13.640 It is a corrupt dictatorial regime with a semblance of voting, I guess, among the elites.

00:20:23.880 The Jedi, what, what are they out there doing?

00:20:26.540 They're out there solving trade disputes to keep the money rolling.

00:20:31.260 While in Coruscant, the capital, there is such a rampant drug problem that one of the Jedis 1.00

00:20:39.440 gets offered death sticks, like a, a drug that, I mean, in the branding, it can effing me.

00:20:46.540 Well, that sounds fun.

00:20:48.420 And he doesn't arrest the guy.

00:20:49.680 Honestly, though, that just sounds like what a crunchy mom or almond mom would call pixie sticks, so.

00:20:54.600 So, I, I, and I'm pretty sure in that scene, it is obvious that he's a Jedi.

00:20:59.780 Thank you.

00:21:02.420 You want to buy some death sticks?

00:21:04.020 So, this is a world where, in the capital, you can walk up to a cop or a secret police

00:21:11.760 and offer them a deadly and addictive narcotic, and they will do nothing about that.

00:21:20.400 They don't even care.

00:21:21.580 It's not even of importance to them.

00:21:23.460 Worse than that, we know about giant slaving operations that are going on during this time

00:21:31.780 period by the Bat-Ear people. 1.00

00:21:34.340 We know that the Bat-Ear people? 1.00

00:21:36.980 We know that the, yeah, this is, this is from the Clone Wars.

00:21:39.180 I can't remember the species names, but they have an entire interplanetary slaver empire

00:21:43.720 that the Jedi do nothing about while spending their time on trade disputes and, and wiping 0.80

00:21:51.180 out people simply for having different beliefs about the Force.

00:21:54.840 We'll get to that in a second, but they wipe out relatively benign species for having slightly 0.99

00:21:59.860 different beliefs about the Force.

00:22:01.720 So, they, they, the Hutts are allowed to just continue their operation.

00:22:07.060 A Jedi goes to a Hutt planet.

00:22:10.520 This is how little the Jedi care about slavery. 0.94

00:22:12.480 So, he goes to a Hutt planet, right?

00:22:17.740 Again, this is as canon as you can get.

00:22:19.580 This is like the first of the prequels.

00:22:22.080 He sees people in slavery.

00:22:24.760 He sees a child in slavery that he wants to take back to the Jedi Order and use as a child

00:22:31.520 soldier, a human weapon.

00:22:32.500 That's why he's excited about him.

00:22:33.480 It's how he went to Kaurian count.

00:22:34.640 That is why he frees him from slavery.

00:22:36.540 He frees him through slavery by cheating in a game of cards or a dice game, and then does

00:22:47.080 not free his mother from slavery.

00:22:50.960 He just effing leaves her as a slave. 0.78

00:22:54.580 It's far more convenient that way.

00:22:55.720 You want to separate them from their parents anyway.

00:22:57.440 Well, right.

00:22:58.000 It would create problems for the Jedi Order if they frees his mother.

00:23:00.920 Yeah, you got to get her out of the picture.

00:23:02.580 What better way?

00:23:03.960 He could just double down.

00:23:05.120 Like, bet, you know, the ship.

00:23:06.560 Bet the droids.

00:23:07.440 Bet something else.

00:23:08.480 He doesn't double down.

00:23:10.300 He, and, and keep in mind, like, slaves, human, humanoid slaves in the Star Wars universe

00:23:15.060 are not that valuable.

00:23:16.880 They're certainly not as valuable as, like, his ship.

00:23:20.380 Right?

00:23:20.640 Like, they're, they're fairly easy to get, and they make more of themselves, right?

00:23:24.180 Like, the, the, the arbitrary cruelty of that, I think, shows, like, the Jedi are really

00:23:31.600 about separating children from their parents, right?

00:23:35.280 Yeah, and that was, I mean, I think that was pretty clear in the first prequel movie.

00:23:42.420 It's a pretty heart-wrenching scene when they part ways, and they make it seem ethically

00:23:46.500 dubious, I think, sufficiently well.

00:23:48.500 I think, also, part of it, I have to ask you how much of this is intentional, actually

00:23:54.400 making the Jedi look bad, and I ask this because-

00:23:59.560 That is not intentional at all.

00:24:01.360 No, hold on, though.

00:24:02.200 I feel like there is, there's some evidence for intentional, if sometimes botched, trolling.

00:24:10.240 First, I just don't know.

00:24:13.040 I mean, there is a huge, huge, of, like, the Star Wars cosplayers universe of people

00:24:18.980 who just love being stormtroopers and Sith Lords.

00:24:23.080 It's not like everyone wants to be a Jedi.

00:24:25.800 And they also intentionally gave, I mean, obviously, because they wanted to make them look like

00:24:30.620 the Third Reich, but they gave the, the, basically, anyone who's on the dark side way better costumes. 0.67

00:24:38.100 But there is a very large, like, fan community that prefers to, to cosplay the, quote-unquote, bad guys.

00:24:45.580 And unless the storytellers are, you know, intentionally trying to make the bad guys terrible,

00:24:55.740 you know, people aren't going to do that.

00:24:56.900 Also, there's the whole Jar Jar Binks thing of being a Sith Lord.

00:25:01.180 And Aspen Gold pointed out that he really thinks there's strong, strong evidence that

00:25:06.020 when they made the first movie, they really were trying to set up Jar Jar Binks as a Sith Lord,

00:25:10.900 and they chickened out on it because of the fan response to him.

00:25:14.480 And he says that because of the amount of, of money and time that appears to have been spent

00:25:18.720 on animating him and having him, like, look certain ways that would only be necessary

00:25:23.960 in that kind of plot scenario. Otherwise, they wouldn't have invested as much in

00:25:28.540 having to do.

00:25:29.800 I'm not going to engage with that theory right now. I, I, I do not know if I agree with that.

00:25:32.980 Well, I just, I feel like there might have been some, like, 40 chess or maybe some renegade,

00:25:37.100 like, storytellers in there who are.

00:25:39.660 Fans would be happier with Jar Jar being a Sith Lord.

00:25:43.080 And the same way fans of Scooby-Doo were happy when they made the Scooby-Doo movie

00:25:47.780 and Scrappy turned out to be the big villain.

00:25:49.960 That was, like, a nod to what the fans had always wanted, right?

00:25:54.620 Like, Jar Jar being a Sith Lord, fans would have loved that.

00:25:58.620 They chickened out in not making him a, well, I mean, in, in, in.

00:26:02.400 You think, well, I think the adult fans hated them.

00:26:04.480 I think the kid fans loved him, just like the kid fans.

00:26:07.300 And we know that.

00:26:07.820 Ah!

00:26:08.880 Before I go further here, I want to make absolutely clear here, Moan. 0.95

00:26:12.160 The core point I'm making here, definitely not intended by Lucas.

00:26:16.840 Lucas did not realize that he was writing a script where a secret police force

00:26:22.960 controlled by a hive mind parasite that was lying to people about the nature of the force

00:26:27.580 controlled the universe.

00:26:29.840 That was definitely, he didn't understand when he introduced Mitochlorians that that actually,

00:26:35.060 because now you're not listening to some mystical energy. 0.85

00:26:38.260 You're listening to a lying parasite that tells you anybody who doesn't follow the will 1.00

00:26:44.860 of the lying parasite is definitionally evil. 0.99

00:26:48.800 And the extent to which the Jedi believe this, you can see when the moment they realize, because 0.99

00:26:54.380 what defines a dark side user in canon is that they don't listen to the parasite.

00:26:59.640 They don't listen to what they call the will of the force, right?

00:27:02.660 The moment that they realize that Palpatine is a dark side user, not knowing any of his crimes, 0.68

00:27:10.640 not knowing anything else, they immediately attempt to murder him, execute him without trial. 0.97

00:27:17.700 All right. 0.96

00:27:18.260 If you do not follow their beliefs about following the parasite, you are slated for immediate 0.89

00:27:26.640 execution in Star Wars lore.

00:27:28.580 I do not think, I mean, in, in, in, you know, the minds of the writers, they're like, well,

00:27:36.020 you know, we've written that, that Palpatine has done a lot of terrible things.

00:27:39.500 So it's okay.

00:27:40.220 Like, I don't care that the Jedi are going to execute him.

00:27:43.940 They're not sinking through. 0.88

00:27:46.780 That this is an extra judicial, judicial killing.

00:27:49.700 This is an extra judicial political figure of a, of a, of a sitting head official in the

00:27:57.100 government, like a Senator, right.

00:27:58.860 Like not just a Senator, but a leading Senator, like the head of one of the political parties

00:28:04.180 of the entire galaxy that is being carried out simply because he doesn't follow the will

00:28:12.820 of a parasitic organism that communicates with us through a form of like mind control.

00:28:20.900 Oops.

00:28:21.460 And we do know that the force can be used by mind, for mind control.

00:28:26.160 So we don't know how mind controlled the Jedi actually are, which brings me to the Anakin.

00:28:30.920 Oh.

00:28:32.420 So you've got the child soldiers that we're talking about here, but actually consider

00:28:36.640 the fate of these children.

00:28:38.660 These are children who were taken from their families at very young ages, typically around

00:28:44.600 three raised in this belief system trained from around the age.

00:28:49.700 I know, but now you're, no, because then now you're trying to like Sandy hook this and

00:28:53.320 no, it's never justified to hurt young people.

00:28:56.000 I don't care if their lives are going to be.

00:28:57.280 I, I, so you, you are looking at them as normal young people who had a chance of growing

00:29:03.760 up into normal human beings.

00:29:05.780 Whereas I look at them much closer to young people who unfortunately were infected with

00:29:12.800 like a pod person parasite and are going to grow up because keep in mind, how do Jedis

00:29:18.060 reproduce, right?

00:29:19.220 Like once you reach the level of infection of one of these young people, how do you reproduce?

00:29:22.900 Well, now, because you live your life in dedication to the parasite, the way these young people 1.00

00:29:28.500 will make more Jedi is they will go and they will coerce families to give them their infants 0.98

00:29:33.600 at the age of three.

00:29:35.020 They have simply reproduced by kidnapping other people's children. 0.76

00:29:39.120 At this point, like there is no good that they can really do for the universe at this level

00:29:44.620 of infection.

00:29:45.120 They are extremely dangerous to leave alive.

00:29:49.800 And what's more here is Anakin didn't have control of everything.

00:29:54.680 Like suppose he had taken all of the younglings.

00:29:56.820 He took some of them and raised them as darksiders, right? 1.00

00:30:00.340 But suppose he had tried to take all of them and raise them as darksiders. 1.00

00:30:04.500 Like just from this original set, there would have been enough rebellions, enough breakoffs

00:30:09.280 from their time in the temple that you'd be dealing with constant Jedi rebellions.

00:30:13.780 In fact, I would even go so far as to argue that the way that Palpatine executed Order 66

00:30:21.500 was the single most ethical way to remove the pod person infestation of the empire.

00:30:29.020 So you have leading all sorts of troops, people who we know have pod person infections, a parasite

00:30:34.680 that is partially controlling their minds and that they follow as a religion, right?

00:30:39.060 What you don't want to have happen is a civil war, right?

00:30:41.920 Like you do not want a full Jedi led civil war. 0.97

00:30:44.780 That would have been truly devastating to the empire, right?

00:30:47.500 So you have this small sail controlled civil war, which was done through the civil war

00:30:53.320 with the separatists, right?

00:30:54.960 You get all of the Jedi basically alone with clone troopers.

00:30:59.080 You then execute an order to have all the clone troopers execute them without any real

00:31:03.700 pushback, which went really well.

00:31:05.860 We got on Order 66 went like Maduro level raid.

00:31:09.780 Well, Palpatine and Trump, I see some similarities there.

00:31:13.140 Then you've got to deal with these young brainwashed people at the temple, right? 0.57

00:31:18.620 And potentially resetting up this pod person controlling the, that's an existential threat

00:31:24.020 to the human species. 0.92

00:31:25.360 Everything that the Jedi do is just for the betterment of the parasite. 0.97

00:31:29.200 It's for the safety of the parasite and it's for the betterment of the parasite. 0.76

00:31:32.320 That's what they're doing when they're doing for the will of the parasite.

00:31:34.280 They find high parasite count individuals.

00:31:37.280 They raise them and they use them to maintain safety in a universe where this parasite exists.

00:31:42.260 From four to eight, they tried lightsaber training.

00:31:45.560 So heavy weapons training from four to eight.

00:31:48.660 We know that they saw action as young as 13 because Obi-Wan canonically saw action as young

00:31:54.600 as 13.

00:31:55.320 Oh, wow.

00:31:56.180 Although there is, I mean, that's a child soldier.

00:31:59.640 That is a child soldier.

00:32:01.780 100%.

00:32:02.340 You know of some Padawans being sent into action as young as 10, it appears to be implied.

00:32:08.520 If Obi-Wan was sent in and it's not talked about as weird at 13, I would assume 10 at

00:32:13.900 least.

00:32:14.900 Now, let's talk about how they pick children, right?

00:32:19.160 So we know it's typically between three and five.

00:32:21.860 We know that families are pushed with this idea of, oh, it's an honor.

00:32:26.640 They're going to live a better life if they go live with the Jedi. 1.00

00:32:28.940 But this is actually deeply messed up if you think about it for like a second.

00:32:34.700 Because what it means is the parasite that controls the Jedi order and has created this 0.92

00:32:39.860 fake religion around itself, that it has created such a ubiquitous understanding in the universe 0.93

00:32:45.460 that if you are born arbitrarily with the high level of the parasite, that you will live 0.94

00:32:50.620 a better life than everyone else.

00:32:52.880 And this is so commonly accepted that parents will give up their three to five-year-old children

00:32:58.860 to a religious order.

00:33:02.320 A militaristic religious order.

00:33:05.240 Yeah.

00:33:06.060 Imagine how, like one, you'd have to just have a default understanding.

00:33:10.820 Oh, if you have a high parasite, you just live this life of a god in this world, right?

00:33:14.520 Like, of course, we send out our children, right? 0.99

00:33:16.960 Or that you fear the Jedi coming to kill your kids as a dark sider later, right?

00:33:23.240 Or that you, like, that's horrifying.

00:33:25.780 And I think another really horrifying thing that's made incredibly clear is when they say

00:33:30.000 that they don't even want to take nine-year-olds, right?

00:33:34.120 That the brainwashing is, if you say a nine-year-old is too old for the brainwashing techniques that

00:33:40.560 you are using as an organization, those brainwashing techniques need to be severe and systemic,

00:33:47.600 right?

00:33:47.780 Like, imagine you heard of a religious order that turned away people who joined other than nine

00:33:53.140 because they usually ended up turning against the order later if they joined as old as nine.

00:33:59.120 They had that much external programming.

00:34:01.400 You'd be like, oh, they're big evil, right?

00:34:05.020 Like, that would be your assumption, right?

00:34:08.600 It's bad.

00:34:09.720 It's a bad one.

00:34:11.960 Yeah.

00:34:13.600 Sorry.

00:34:14.320 Hold on.

00:34:14.700 Hold on.

00:34:14.900 I mean, they're basically telling...

00:34:17.780 The clearest example that I was talking about where you had the kid who was taken by the

00:34:23.740 Jedi and the parents asked for them back, this is the Baby Lundy arc.

00:34:27.840 And it's canon adjacent.

00:34:30.300 The case in which you have them attempting to wipe out somebody for simply having different

00:34:36.060 religious beliefs about the forest, e.g. 0.69

00:34:39.000 they don't follow the parasite. 0.52

00:34:40.760 And this is very clear. 0.98

00:34:41.600 They don't follow the parasite.

00:34:42.840 In the Acolyte, I hate that it's canon, but it is canon.

00:34:45.980 So if we're using something here, they view the force as the thread, a connective destiny-binding

00:34:52.060 energy, not a widespread power with light and dark sides.

00:34:55.400 They use collective rituals, which are seen as dark or unnatural by the Jedi.

00:35:00.420 And this escalates to a conflict with the Jedi, where they are all wiped out and their children,

00:35:07.700 who were force-sensitive, do end up being taken, I mean, plausibly by consent by the

00:35:13.260 Jedi, which is really, really shady.

00:35:17.160 But if you say, I don't want to look at them, I want to look at legends, well, then you have

00:35:22.000 the Hutt joining there, right?

00:35:23.720 I'd also point out here that you have the Nightsisters, which are very canon.

00:35:31.060 This is from Clone Wars, which again, I think is the best, where they practice a force called

00:35:36.080 magic, a communal ritual-based power drawn from Daswur's ichor, green energy myths, emphasizing

00:35:43.120 spells, incantations, and sisterhood bonds over individual midichlorian infection.

00:35:48.280 They do not talk about midichlorian infections.

00:35:50.080 As far as I know, there's no instance of the Nightsisters saying that the force works

00:35:54.680 through this organism that infects people.

00:35:56.840 They actually appear to have a truer understanding of the actual force than the Jedi have of the

00:36:04.860 actual force.

00:36:06.280 And more people in their society appear to be able to use the force than is possible through

00:36:12.540 the parasitic mechanism that the Jedi use.

00:36:15.520 So they have powers that we do not see Jedi have, like the ability to resurrect the dead,

00:36:21.180 e.g.

00:36:21.500 the zombie argue in Clone Wars, terraform, become invisible, pulling from what Jedi call

00:36:27.100 the dark side, but without the Jedi suppression of passion.

00:36:30.680 So keep in mind, they're able to do all of this without suppressing emotion, passion, or

00:36:36.360 reproduction.

00:36:37.220 This is actually very important.

00:36:38.580 These people appear to be able to use the force with higher capacity than the Jedi do 1.00

00:36:44.860 in many areas.

00:36:46.220 They appear to be able to do many things that the Jedi simply cannot do. 0.90

00:36:50.600 Up of that, they seem to be able to do them without suppressing their emotions, without

00:36:56.020 becoming celibate, and they do not believe in.

00:37:00.700 We see no evidence that they believe that force powers are a result of midichlorians.

00:37:06.680 It is only the Jedi who believe this. 0.93

00:37:09.760 The Jedi believe this because the midichlorians are controlling them and lying to them about 1.00

00:37:15.120 where their force powers come from.

00:37:17.120 And if you're a Jedi defender and you want to say, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

00:37:19.820 they don't have a better understanding of the force than the Jedi do, then the Jedi have 0.98

00:37:24.760 huge, huge, huge limitations that come from force usage.

00:37:28.380 They can't form attachments.

00:37:29.760 They can't love.

00:37:30.720 They can't have passion.

00:37:31.760 They can't reproduce, really, except for some rare instances.

00:37:38.120 The Nightsisters have none of those limitations and yet can perform many things with apparently

00:37:45.020 little effort that the Jedi cannot do.

00:37:49.860 I don't know how else you explain that than that their understanding of the force is simply

00:37:54.560 truer or better than the Jedis if they don't have these extremely severe limitations and

00:38:01.240 yet have as much power.

00:38:03.240 They even have a matriarchal class, right? 1.00

00:38:06.460 Yet the Jedi, upon seeing them, their first thought is the fact that they see the force 0.77

00:38:14.400 differently than us makes them dark side, thus an existential threat, thus we need to exterminate 1.00

00:38:19.080 them. 0.98

00:38:19.260 And they do, in many cases, run extermination campaigns against them.

00:38:24.160 In canon, mind you, right?

00:38:26.160 Like, yes, Darksiders have pulled from them before.

00:38:29.900 This is a species that Darth Maul came from, but they're not all bad, as we see.

00:38:34.520 The Ventress works with the Jedi on multiple occasions.

00:38:38.680 And the Matriarchs, we see as being potentially even, like, good aligned, right? 0.99

00:38:44.120 And these are the ones who run their society.

00:38:46.820 By the way, Mace Windu is the one who authorizes Dooku's genocide of the Sun Clan on Darth Maul

00:38:53.620 in the comics.

00:38:54.820 Ah.

00:38:56.420 Let's, if you want to get into the Mortis arc, as it's called, they're the floating diamond

00:39:02.180 shaped planet that appears to be otherworldly, outside of our reality.

00:39:07.820 There's the father, which represents balance of the force.

00:39:10.300 He's an ancient, dying entity trying to maintain the equilibrium between light and dark.

00:39:14.640 To the daughter, who embodies the light side, selfless, harmonious, life-giving.

00:39:19.580 Okay.

00:39:19.800 And the star embodies the dark side, selfish, destructive, and powerful.

00:39:22.420 It's the Star Wars trinity.

00:39:24.680 That's, this seems like an unhinged arc.

00:39:27.280 Who wrote this?

00:39:28.340 I think it, George Lucas did based on drug trips.

00:39:31.780 Oh boy.

00:39:32.500 Okay.

00:39:33.060 I mean, that makes sense.

00:39:34.300 Now, the thing I note about this is you could say, well, okay, even if this is the true

00:39:41.940 nature of the force, which isn't the Mitochlorians, as the Mitochlorians would claim, the Mitochlorians

00:39:49.000 have chosen the good side, the quote unquote good side, right?

00:39:54.620 And it's like, well, actually think about it from the perspective of the Mitochlorians.

00:39:58.140 So suppose you're the Mitochlorian high spine and you understand the true nature of the 0.69

00:40:02.420 force, right?

00:40:03.500 You need people to be obedient to you and you are going to tell people that your will

00:40:08.420 is the force's will.

00:40:09.340 Now we do know the force's actual will.

00:40:11.740 The force's actual will is to maintain balance, but that doesn't seem to be what the Jedi want.

00:40:17.760 And that doesn't seem to be what the Mitochlorians want. 0.97

00:40:20.740 The Mitochlorians want only the light side to win, right? 1.00

00:40:24.640 The Jedi who are following them repeatedly attempt to wipe out the dark side. 0.61

00:40:30.060 And yet we know from the Mortis arc that the reason why the Mortis arc is done is they're

00:40:34.660 basically testing Anakin as the person to bring balance.

00:40:38.160 So they are testing him as a person to bring dark side back to the universe, right?

00:40:44.580 Like that was the test.

00:40:46.380 We want to make sure you're good.

00:40:47.720 The true gods wanted to bring back the dark side against this light side that had taken

00:40:53.800 most of the control.

00:40:54.900 It's a light side infected infection.

00:40:56.760 Now you've got this light side infection.

00:40:58.380 So why did the infection choose the light side to attempt to help it spread and safety

00:41:04.320 within the universe?

00:41:05.320 Well, because if you are a cloud-based infection, right, that's simply the easier side to use

00:41:11.620 to control people.

00:41:12.640 The dark side, because it's so competitive, because it is, you know, so power hungry, is

00:41:19.780 not going to listen to you as effectively.

00:41:21.440 How do you argue to them, well, listen to the voice in your head when they're like, but

00:41:25.200 the whole point of the dark side is not to listen to the voice in my head.

00:41:28.260 So of course you're going to co-op the life side, but then use it sort of quote unquote

00:41:35.720 selflessness, quote unquote, like helping nature to maintain the bureaucracy of an autocratic

00:41:41.220 state.

00:41:42.340 What do they actually end up doing?

00:41:44.500 Wow.

00:41:47.180 Okay.

00:41:47.920 So they're just compliant.

00:41:49.700 They're, they're, they're so, they're so willing to be overtaken by the whims of this

00:41:55.820 hive mind that they will just go for it. 0.99

00:41:58.600 Yeah.

00:41:58.800 So, so the mega corporations with seats in the federation are, so seats in the council

00:42:04.360 are the trade federation, the banking clan, and the techno union.

00:42:08.480 So they have seats in the Senate.

00:42:10.240 Each of these organizations does these, these aren't like planets.

00:42:14.120 They are corporate organizations that have enormous power in the Senate.

00:42:18.580 We, we see them speak up and people take them very seriously in the Senate.

00:42:22.840 And we also know that the Senate was very corrupt.

00:42:24.840 Now let's talk about the empire.

00:42:26.680 Cause the empire was presumably so evil, right?

00:42:29.780 What made the empire evil?

00:42:31.480 Well, the empire operated on a human first strategy, which I don't see as necessarily

00:42:37.700 evil.

00:42:38.200 Like I'm a human, right?

00:42:39.920 Like they're trying to brainwash us into liking the other when in truth, many alien species

00:42:45.180 had treated humans systemically unfairly.

00:42:48.380 Yeah.

00:42:48.760 Well, I mean, even like, I feel like the clone or sorry, the, the prequel series was really

00:42:54.320 well-watched.

00:42:54.940 Anakin is enslaved by, by an alien species.

00:42:59.240 But it's not just that you have other species, like in the Federation that we know practice

00:43:04.200 demonstrably unfair practices, given special advantages.

00:43:09.340 So the Mun who operate the banking clan are a good example of this.

00:43:13.380 In the early days, the banking clan was mostly a human led organization.

00:43:17.320 And then I guess you could argue that he was making an argument against Indians or something

00:43:22.020 that he hired, they hired Mun to some high-level positions.

00:43:25.680 Mun basically only hire other Mun.

00:43:27.680 And so they begin to slowly replace the top board of the banking clans, the, the highest

00:43:32.820 wealth thing in the entire Star Wars universe that controls pretty much all wealth in the

00:43:39.380 universe, wars, everything like that was only this one species, the Mun. 1.00

00:43:44.640 And they were, but the point being is the other species had systematically disadvantaged humans 0.99

00:43:50.800 using their genetic differences, right?

00:43:53.880 Like, why shouldn't humans fight back if they have the power to wait till we're eradicated?

00:44:00.640 Just roll over and take it, huh?

00:44:02.640 Yeah.

00:44:02.880 Roll over and take it.

00:44:03.800 No.

00:44:04.440 And I will point out that the empire did not just dispose of all non-human species.

00:44:15.820 Many non-human species serve some of the most senior roles in the empire.

00:44:20.680 The great one here would be Grand Admiral Thrawn, probably outside of Darth Vader and Palpatine,

00:44:29.960 the number one figure in the empire.

00:44:32.360 And he was definitely not a human.

00:44:35.420 So the empire would elevate you if you had competence and you weren't a human and you

00:44:40.600 didn't show yourself as actively hostile to humans.

00:44:43.320 The empire also had much less corruption than the Senate.

00:44:47.860 We see several figures talk about this, even figures who do not like the empire.

00:44:51.660 Oh, wow.

00:44:51.980 The empire also subjugated part of Hutt space, bringing human safety to those regions that

00:44:58.260 were previously Hutt slave territory.

00:45:00.980 The empire was fundamentally and strictly a better place to live if you were a human being

00:45:09.140 than the corrupt and alien-dominated and slanted world of the Senate. 0.93

00:45:18.920 And you were brainwashed into hating them. 0.99

00:45:21.360 You were brainwashed.

00:45:21.980 And what I find so interesting about the Star Wars universe is it is the end state. 1.00

00:45:27.180 If you watch our video, these parasites are brainwashing women into being horny. 1.00

00:45:31.900 We now have enormous evidence that there are a number of parasites with the one that we 0.98

00:45:37.320 have the most clear evidence on a new strain of toxoplasmosis, which no longer is using

00:45:43.120 cats as an intermediary step and makes both sexes more attracted to same-sex individuals

00:45:48.880 and more open to sexual encounters, which is how it transmits itself.

00:45:53.860 But it also reduces other things that make it more cohesive to like an urban monocultural

00:45:58.440 symbiosis, like threat detection, i.e. I'm bringing over a bunch of foreigners who want 1.00

00:46:03.340 to kill me. 0.99

00:46:03.980 There's aliens who are systemically, you know, treating people like me unfairly.

00:46:10.840 And this didn't come to light when all these storylines are being written for, to be clear,

00:46:16.680 but it is, it is just analogously telling and, and striking.

00:46:21.920 They want to society.

00:46:23.260 I mean, that's the way that it appears part of what's motivating the trans phenomenon might 0.90

00:46:28.180 be working.

00:46:28.700 Is this just like a literal parasitic infection combined with other, that could explain why

00:46:34.640 we don't see it anywhere else in human history as well.

00:46:36.540 If it's a real phenomenon and it's not just, you know, a social contagion, as I've pointed

00:46:41.220 out, we see no other point in human history in which individuals and no other culture in

00:46:45.980 human history in which individuals not touched by Western culture had a desire to unalive themselves

00:46:51.160 if they couldn't change their gender.

00:46:52.600 We've seen varying forms of gender expressions throughout history, but this sort of singular obsession

00:46:57.400 with your gender seems to be totally unique. 0.92

00:47:00.320 Now, if that doesn't make it a social phenomenon or a social contagion, like the belief in penis 0.97

00:47:06.080 stealing witches in Africa or something like that, or anorexia in the United States, you

00:47:09.960 can see our video where we talk about the similarities there.

00:47:13.020 Well, what does that make it? 0.76

00:47:14.280 That means it could be a legitimate parasite that has created...

00:47:19.400 To sum this up, Ben, the Force is evil. 0.99

00:47:25.040 It's an evil parasite. 0.93

00:47:26.080 Well, it uses... 1.00

00:47:27.080 Jedis are actual scum and toxoplasmosis is the Force and it's all real. 1.00

00:47:33.540 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:47:34.480 It's...

00:47:34.920 Well, it doesn't give you special abilities other than being hornier and wanting to have

00:47:39.060 same-sex attraction more.

00:47:40.660 What's the difference?

00:47:41.580 Mind control through mainstream media.

00:47:44.360 Mind control.

00:47:44.920 No, but it's interesting that like the Jedis, they reproduce in the same way.

00:47:48.620 They can't have kids themselves, so they have to convert other people's children. 0.99

00:47:53.280 Taking on your children while they're young.

00:47:54.920 Yeah, I mean...

00:47:55.580 Yeah, by getting to them young.

00:47:57.120 And this is done through the school system, right?

00:47:58.880 You know, in many ways, our world might be more dystopian because we send all children

00:48:03.380 into the brainwashing factory, you know, regardless of what their religion is.

00:48:07.600 And I'll note here in the Star Wars universe, it is completely implausible that the child giving

00:48:11.600 up is completely voluntary because we know of a diverse array of religions throughout

00:48:16.780 the Star Wars universe.

00:48:17.980 And there are very few religions that would be okay with giving a three-year-old to be 0.99

00:48:23.720 raised in a completely other religion.

00:48:26.120 Yeah, it just...

00:48:26.980 Well, I mean, it's evolutionarily...

00:48:28.660 I don't care what species you are, alien, human, whatever, humanoid.

00:48:32.340 It will not be your instinct unless you have a very, very unique way of raising your young

00:48:41.380 to just have another species take your children, you know, unless...

00:48:45.780 And if you are using another species to raise your children, like you're laying eggs in the 0.93

00:48:50.240 body cavity of some other species, it's not like this, you know, it's in some other form.

00:48:57.100 So anyway, I got it with the kids.

00:48:59.040 I love you very much.

00:48:59.960 I want your thoughts on this.

00:49:03.100 So do you think that this was at all intentional?

00:49:05.900 Do you think that it's subconscious?

00:49:07.240 No, I think it was completely unintentional.

00:49:09.560 I think this is just kind of the way that people through one side of their mouth condemn,

00:49:17.220 you know, pregnant women and children being used as terrorists, but then realize how convenient, 0.67

00:49:24.020 like when writing out a plot in a completely separated, disjointed world, how useful it is

00:49:29.580 to have child soldiers, right?

00:49:31.120 Like there's a reason why these things happen.

00:49:33.640 And that's because they are logistically convenient.

00:49:36.740 And when you're writing a fantasy story and not thinking about things in the same way,

00:49:40.680 you just spontaneously invent child soldiers.

00:49:43.800 Child soldiers exist for a reason.

00:49:45.960 People take and educate young children for a reason. 0.85

00:49:49.240 But again, speaking of children, I have to...

00:49:51.640 Okay, okay.

00:49:52.360 You can mount this up though without me if you want to.

00:49:54.400 You've angered the space alien!

00:49:58.840 I've disguised him.

00:50:00.220 But I can't believe how evil it really is if you think about it.

00:50:03.100 I think that Star Wars was intentionally written evil, in a way.

00:50:06.620 They just don't realize how evil their beliefs are when taken to their own conclusion.

00:50:09.840 I think Star Wars was accidentally written evil.

00:50:13.380 Yeah, it was accidentally evil.

00:50:15.360 Bye!

00:50:15.760 Oh, I had an idea!

00:50:17.540 This would be such a good RFAB scenario! 0.51

00:50:18.780 Okay, I will let you finish this.

00:50:21.460 Yeah.

00:50:22.040 You, and I'll do a playthrough of one of these to create another one of my Malcolm stories.

00:50:26.220 Okay, I haven't done one of those in a while.

00:50:27.760 But you start as a CIS or a Force-sensitive that realizes the true nature of the Jedi.

00:50:37.580 And you've got to navigate what to do next.

00:50:39.860 You don't want to out yourself to the secret police that control everything, right?

00:50:43.240 Or they'll just execute you, like they tried to do as one of the most powerful men in the entire empire.

00:50:48.160 In a galaxy far, far away

00:50:51.860 Where the stars conceal the light

00:50:54.680 The Jedi bow to midichlorians 1.00

00:51:01.940 A hive mind in disguise 0.98

00:51:04.940 This parasite infects their blood

00:51:12.360 Whispers commence so slight 0.79

00:51:15.400 Controls their every thought and deed

00:51:21.380 Under a sacred sky

00:51:25.320 A hive mind

00:51:30.740 Parasite ruling

00:51:32.060 Sterilizing the host it claims

00:51:34.580 Forcing

00:51:35.740 Celebrate devotion

00:51:37.000 In its twisted holy games

00:51:39.740 Subjugating

00:51:40.900 All humanity

00:51:42.080 Replacing us with 0.92

00:51:43.500 Alien

00:51:43.980 Dead

00:51:45.300 I summon for us to take over

00:51:46.960 Letting the outsiders win 0.97

00:51:48.880 They snatch the young

00:51:51.300 From loving homes

00:51:53.040 At ages three to five

00:51:55.900 Brainwash them to serve the swarm

00:52:01.440 Keep the infection alive

00:52:05.260 No breeding for the chosen ones

00:52:12.480 The hive demands

00:52:14.660 The hive demands their vow

00:52:15.920 Sterile soldiers marching on 0.95

00:52:21.360 To the parasites 1.00

00:52:23.860 Will they bow 0.99

00:52:25.240 Will they bow

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00:52:42.160 Humanity

00:52:42.760 Replacing us with 0.92

00:52:44.100 Alien

00:52:44.600 Jedi 0.89

00:52:45.980 Summon force to take over

00:52:47.600 Letting the outsiders win 0.97

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00:53:25.580 The hive mind aids their eyes

00:53:27.380 While humanity bears the pains 0.98

00:53:29.960 Hive mind, parasite ruling

00:53:33.280 Sterilizing the hosted claims 0.99

00:53:35.860 For sin, celebrate devotion

00:53:38.300 In its twisted holy games

00:53:40.960 Subjugating all humanity 0.75

00:53:43.340 Replacing us with alien kin 1.00

00:53:46.020 Jedi's coming, force to take over

00:53:48.220 Letting the outsiders win 0.97

00:53:50.180 Anakin stormed the temple halls

00:53:53.920 Lightsaber in his grip

00:53:55.920 The younglings' pods of the infection

00:53:58.880 On a doomed infested trip

00:54:01.140 Killing them was mercy's blade 0.85

00:54:03.900 To halt the cycle spread 1.00

00:54:06.120 Brainwashed tools of the hive mind

00:54:08.900 Better purged than left undead

00:54:11.080 Palpatine unveiled the truth

00:54:13.340 Struck down the infected throne

00:54:15.720 Empire rose to claim our place

00:54:19.140 Where humans could belong

00:54:21.040 No more bowing to the swarm

00:54:22.980 That lies about the forces mine

00:54:25.720 Humanity fights back at last

00:54:29.220 In the endless cosmic night 0.93

00:54:31.320 Heart mind, parasite ruling

00:54:36.380 Sterilizing the hosted claims

00:54:38.980 For sin, celebrate devotion

00:54:41.400 In its twisted holy games

00:54:44.140 Subjugating all humanity 0.75

00:54:46.500 Replacing us with alien kin 1.00

00:54:48.980 Jedi's coming, force to take over

00:54:51.300 Letting the outsiders win 0.97

00:54:53.280 Win-win-win-win-win-win

00:54:56.640 冬4491

Based Camp - February 04, 2026

Canon： The Jedi Are Controlled By A Lying Parasite

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