Canon： The Jedi Are Controlled By A Lying Parasite
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Summary
In this episode, we discuss the evil organization that is the Jedi Order, the parasitic hive mind that controls the entire galaxy, and the child soldiers they train to serve their twisted ideology. We also talk about the fact that they have child soldiers, and why it's a good thing they have them.
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Simone, I'm excited to be here with you today. Today we are going to be talking about how the
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Jedi Order from the Star Wars universe is quite possibly the most evil organization in any sci-fi
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universe I have ever read. They are actual scum. They are actual scum. They are. When you when you
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actually think about it, you're like, oh my god, the Star Wars universe under the Republic was a
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complete dystopia and the Empire was needed. Palpatine was right. So and I I'm not going to
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make stretches here. I'm not going to bend outside the lore. You're just going to stage facts. The
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lore of the Star Wars universe. So Jedis, right? Okay. They have these symbiotic organisms called
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mitochondria. Now you could say they're symbiotic, but they're really not symbiotic. They're more
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parasitic. Why do I say that they're parasitic rather than symbiotic? Well, because when they
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reach high enough levels in a host, that host loses their ability to breed, i.e. the Jedi have to be
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celibate. And it's made very clear if you have too high a level of this parasitic inflection,
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if your mitochondria count is too high, you deal with extreme negative side effects,
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or at least this is what those infected with the parasite and who follow its will say,
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extreme negative side effects if you attempt to breed. So this parasitic organisms that lives in
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humanoids, they has a hive mind that we call the the light side of the force that they worship.
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They have to serve the will of it. By the way, it lies to them about its true nature,
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provably in the Star Wars universe. Oh, does it? They have to. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It doesn't
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create the force or anything like that. The force is we learn the history of the force in the Mortis
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arc. So it is a parasitic hive mind that is lying to them about how it grants them presumably magic like
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powers. Then they sort the entire society of the universe into a hierarchy based on your level
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God. This is, I mean, this is just Star Wars 4. Just any facts, any facts, yes. When they go and they find Anakin,
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they're like, oh, he has X mitochondria count, which means that one day he could be one of the most
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powerful Jedi ever. Right? I haven't even gone into the child kidnapping and stuff like that yet,
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which we will get to. Oh, child soldiers? Yeah. No, no, no. They have literal child soldiers. When Anakin
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went in there, and I'll go, I'll elaborate on this in more detail, and he killed the younglings,
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that was a completely justified thing to do within that context. We see those very same younglings in
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other shots. And I'm talking about like of the movie, like not even like extended stuff,
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practicing with lightsabers, the single most dangerous weapon in the entire universe. Okay.
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These are children. Not like Boken, not, not stick swords, but lasers, laser swords.
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Laser swords. They're not even playing with like wooden AK-47s. Now the laser swords are turned down
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What do you think? I think you finished your lightsaber. Find out.
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Well, we learned that in, it's not confirmed in like the movie that they're turned down,
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but somebody, I think, realized how bad this looks.
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This is a parasitic organism that has taken control of the entire galaxy, right?
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This is unironically what Jedi apologists sound like.
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Open the door. It is so much better. There's no fear or pain. It's beautiful.
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And you will be beautiful. No problems or worries. We want you.
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Like, because keep in mind, the Jedi act as a secret police force of unelected officials,
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where your entrance into the secret police force, you are taken as a child,
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raised on their provably wrong ideology, that the force should be worshipped. And when you listen
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to the little voice in your head that's created by these parasites, you are doing something
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definitionally good. And if you go against the little voice in your head created by the parasitic
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hive mind, you are doing something definitionally bad.
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And so what we'll go into in this episode is this entire universe is a universe where
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And humanity is trying to get us used to this idea as a good thing.
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That it would be a good thing to give your children to the toxoplasmosis people
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to be raised with their ideology and trained as a child soldier.
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And when I say trained as a child soldier, you could be like, well, they're just trained
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to the child soldier. They don't actually go out and fight and murder people when they're
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Ahsoka Tano. The first time we meet Ahsoka Tano on murder missions, by the way, she's 14.
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This is treated as completely normal in the Star Wars universe. If we look at the extended
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canon, it appears that children begin to start participating in missions where they might
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be killed or expected to kill someone at the age of 10.
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Well, they fit into the small spaces, Malcolm. You have to understand.
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Literally, that's part of plots with Padawans is that they can fit in smaller spaces.
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I think in some of the Clone Wars. Yes! Yes! This is real!
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By the way, if you're like, oh, but the children are always taken with consent.
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One, literally, we know from canon that this is not true. There is one case in which a child
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is taken. This might be in Legends, but I think it's canon. I'll confirm later in the episode.
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But taken from a disaster zone when they weren't sure if the parents were alive and then brought
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to the Jedi and raised as a Jedi. And then the mother finds out later and she's still alive
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and she petitions the Jedi and the Jedi refused to give the child back to her saying that now
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that the force has been, quote unquote, awakened in the child, it is too dangerous to give the
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So, when they say stuff like, well, mothers always consent to this, families always consent
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to this, what the Jedi are doing is they are basically coming with a trans argument.
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They say, your kid will be a danger to themselves, there'll be a danger to society, you know,
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they could join the dark side and we'll have to come and put them down. Basically, if you
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don't transition, you'll kill yourself. Like, that's what they're telling them about their
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kids. So, you have to give us the kids. And we also know that they definitely didn't
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always use consent. How do we know that they definitely didn't always use consent? Well,
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this one unfortunately comes from Legends. But if we want to go with canon, you could
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use Acolyte to show that there is coercion used in taking children sometimes. But I literally
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From Legends, we know that there was a Hutt Jedi. All right?
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He turned evil, ended up ruling a planet for thousands of years as a Sith.
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So, the thing about Hutt's, if you know anything about the Star Wars canon, showing my nerd
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I feel very embarrassed because my literal OkCupid name was Mos Eisley. And I was...
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My photos were of me in film-grade Stormtrooper armor, but I was just genuinely using it as a
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lore to catch dudes. Like, I don't actually know the lore.
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What's also funny about all of this, you hear me crashing out about Star Wars lore right
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here. I literally haven't seen the last Star Wars movie because it looks so bad.
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Yeah, well, no. To the true fan, we'll not engage with that.
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So, first of all, there's a few problems with taking a Hutt youngling.
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One problem is that a Hutt three-year-old, because they say three years old is like the
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right age, and by the age that they're nine, that they would...
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That'd be considered too old, because Anakin's considered too old, right?
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Well, at the age of nine, a Hutt is still sort of like a larval slug carried around like
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a kangaroo and like a parent's patch. Like, they're not being taken out and taken to the
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temple for training. They wouldn't be at the right age for that until they were like well
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Yeah, but I mean, these are Hutt years. You know, like dog years. It's different.
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Dog years. And we can say, okay, well, like with the Yoda species, the Hutt species may have
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different rules for when they can enter. But here's the other problem. An equivalent Hutt
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at the age of three, especially a Force-sensitive Hutt, the Hutt would never, never, given their
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culture, allow a child at that age to be taken and raised by the Jedi. The Hutt species is on
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multiple occasions, canonically shown, when a Hutt infant goes missing, Hutt's are far
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more obsessive parents than any species we see in the entire Star Wars universe.
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Oh, so they're the mama bear of the Star Wars universe.
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Well, it's not just the mama bear. When baby Hutt, because this has happened, I think, twice
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in canon that I'm aware of. But when something threatens a baby Hutt or a baby Hutt goes missing,
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it's immediately, the entire interplanetary criminal syndicate is activated.
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Go effing nuts when a baby is taken. It is, their entire criminal syndicate basically turns
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into baby search force. Now, mind you, in this case, it would not just be a baby that went
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missing. It would be a force-sensitive baby that the Hutt's would definitely want to keep
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and train to do something involving force sensitivity. Fair, yeah.
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So it's completely implausible. Even if there was some sort of destruction, city destruction,
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and this one Hutt was rescued, that the Hutt's didn't have world-spanning criminal syndicates
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searching for that child. Yeah, why would you tithe your talent to this organization that does
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nothing for your people when you could use that talent for your people? Yeah, when the Jedi are,
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like, definitionally, it just wouldn't happen. So we know that they practice it. They just tell you
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they don't practice it, because a lot of Star Wars you're seeing from the perspective of the Jedi.
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And we also know that the Jedi thought that if there was a force-sensitive that could turn to evil,
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they shouldn't be given back to their own people. So that would make sense if they saw a force-sensitive
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Hutt that they would kidnap it. Yeah, it's like a WMD they got us. Given the logic they showed in
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this other context, right? Gotta catch them all, yeah. Now, I want to make very clear here that this
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is, like, extremely explicit in the Star Wars universe. Okay. Your level of power, and you, as, like,
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a casual fan, you are aware your level of power is hugely mitigated by your level of mitochlorians.
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Yes. And your level of mitochlorians is part genetic, part random, but definitely has nothing
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to do with how much effort you put into things. It is literally just your level of parasitic infection,
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and that parasitic infection has the ability to, quote-unquote, guide you. Right? So this isn't,
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like, a normal parasitic infection. This is a parasitic infection that, through a hive mind,
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is partially influencing your actions, and you have decided to base society hierarchies around this
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infection. Now I'll get to the point where I just point out that it lies. So at the,
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at the, from Jedi philosophy, they say that mitochlorians are the foundation of all life,
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e.g. that, like, life evolved out of mitochlorians, or they are key to living things.
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We know from legends, at least, from the Yu San Vong, that this is definitionally not true. You can
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have living things with no mitochlorians. Oh, really? Okay. We also know how Jedi treat living
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things that are low mitochlorians. What is specifically made to have low mitochlorians?
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in the Star Wars universe? Clone troopers. Oh! No! What? Yes! What? So, so... Like, actually?
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Yeah, and keep in mind, they not only call them the foundation of all life, but Qui-Gon Ginn goes so
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far as to state, without mitochlorians, life could not exist. Note here, we don't only know this from the
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Yu San Vong. Uh, we also know that the mitochlorians are not key to either the inception or the maintenance
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of force throughout the universe. Uh, they just appear to be able to sort of hijack its power
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because that seems to be tied to the Mortis arc. I don't want to go that deep into the Mortis arc
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because it's incredibly trippy and crazy, but basically the force is created by sort of a Greek
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gods-like tragedy of supernatural forces representing two children in a fight on a planet that is almost
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sort of, like, changing and holographic in its nature, and that they, at one point, interact with
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Anakin in Ahsoka. So, that's a thing that happens in canon, but it basically shows that there is
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actually some sort of religious truth underpinning the force, and it is not the parasitic hive mind.
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But the parasitic hive mind appears to be able to use it to, through the Jedi, and this is how we know
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that the Jedi don't worship the real force. I have never seen anything in the Jedi's teaching
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that reflects that they are aware of this supernatural Mortis plane that defines the force's true nature.
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They say things that you would only say if a parasite was controlling you, e.g.
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the Mitochlorians are necessary for all life and the foundation of all life.
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Let me, let me ask you a question here, and maybe you don't know the answer to this.
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Was George Lucas involved in this additional little expansion?
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Yeah, he did the prequels, and the prequels introduced Mitochlorians.
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Oh, he did, okay, okay, because I thought, you know, when you think back to the originals,
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which is what I watched over and over again, it was just, oh, there's a great disturbance
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in the force, or use the force, but it was more just, it, I, I interpreted it as a child
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as an equivalent to chi energy, and nothing more.
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This was changed in at least the first of the prequels, potentially earlier than that.
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But it was pretty clearly laid out that Mitochlorian count mattered when they were scouting for
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Anakin, and that's where we get a lot of the lore on Mitochlorians.
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So that is old, that is decades old, that is core Star Wars lore.
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And the Mortis arc, which contradicts that from the Clone Wars, I don't think anybody wants
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It's literally, I think, the best Star Wars story ever told.
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And George Lucas specifically was involved in the Mortis arc lore.
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So he specifically both created the Mitochlorian, the Jedi saying, Mitochlorians are the core
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And specifically showed that is also factually untrue.
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And so the Mitochlorian hive mind is lying to you about that.
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Because I learned this week that Kathleen Kennedy worked for Lucasfilm, was his assistant.
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Yeah, that's why they never fire her, because she tries to claim credit for like old Lucas
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And when he handed it all over to her, he, I mean, he had said in the past, he feels really
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She basically betrayed, went full on with Disney.
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They used her connection to, I mean, she destroyed the property for them.
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I just didn't, I thought that she was inserted by Disney.
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She basically tried to twist and destroy everything Star Wars.
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But I'm pointing out that Star Wars has always been evil.
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Like, Star Wars is a universe where a parasite controls all hominid life and attempts to
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subjugate it against its own biological interest.
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Keep in mind, what were the core sins of Palpatine and Count Dooku that are constantly repeated
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The Star Wars universe is a universe where basically the faculty happened and the parasite
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So, you can say here, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, the Jedi promote balance, right?
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Except, and this is super canon from the, not just the Clone Wars, but also they protect
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Like the, the, the, the Federation is a democracy, right?
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First of the Clone Wars focuses very heavily on one planet's representative.
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We see this in the, uh, the newer, I haven't watched it yet, the, the, the one that...
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Yeah, yeah, Princess Leia inherited her title as princess from her mother.
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So, and, and not only that, not only that, the Federation actually has seats, and this
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is very well established in the, it has seats for the, that are, that are held by people
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Specifically, we know here of the Trade Federation, the Banking Clan, and the Techno Union, but
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the, the, the, the ones who are running the frickin' blockade, they are not even planets.
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They are corporate board members who have a vote in a government alongside hereditary monarchs.
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In fact, it seems that the vast minority of planets, we, we see planets in the Federation
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We see planets that have single hive mind rulers, like the Gnosians.
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We, we, and that Federation seems to have no problem with this at all.
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It is a corrupt dictatorial regime with a semblance of voting, I guess, among the elites.
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They're out there solving trade disputes to keep the money rolling.
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While in Coruscant, the capital, there is such a rampant drug problem that one of the Jedis
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gets offered death sticks, like a, a drug that, I mean, in the branding, it can effing me.
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Honestly, though, that just sounds like what a crunchy mom or almond mom would call pixie sticks, so.
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So, I, I, and I'm pretty sure in that scene, it is obvious that he's a Jedi.
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So, this is a world where, in the capital, you can walk up to a cop or a secret police
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and offer them a deadly and addictive narcotic, and they will do nothing about that.
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Worse than that, we know about giant slaving operations that are going on during this time
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We know that the, yeah, this is, this is from the Clone Wars.
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I can't remember the species names, but they have an entire interplanetary slaver empire
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that the Jedi do nothing about while spending their time on trade disputes and, and wiping
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out people simply for having different beliefs about the Force.
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We'll get to that in a second, but they wipe out relatively benign species for having slightly
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So, they, they, the Hutts are allowed to just continue their operation.
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This is how little the Jedi care about slavery.
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He sees a child in slavery that he wants to take back to the Jedi Order and use as a child
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He frees him through slavery by cheating in a game of cards or a dice game, and then does
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You want to separate them from their parents anyway.
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It would create problems for the Jedi Order if they frees his mother.
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He, and, and keep in mind, like, slaves, human, humanoid slaves in the Star Wars universe
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They're certainly not as valuable as, like, his ship.
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Like, they're, they're fairly easy to get, and they make more of themselves, right?
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Like, the, the, the arbitrary cruelty of that, I think, shows, like, the Jedi are really
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about separating children from their parents, right?
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Yeah, and that was, I mean, I think that was pretty clear in the first prequel movie.
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It's a pretty heart-wrenching scene when they part ways, and they make it seem ethically
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I think, also, part of it, I have to ask you how much of this is intentional, actually
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making the Jedi look bad, and I ask this because-
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I feel like there is, there's some evidence for intentional, if sometimes botched, trolling.
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I mean, there is a huge, huge, of, like, the Star Wars cosplayers universe of people
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who just love being stormtroopers and Sith Lords.
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And they also intentionally gave, I mean, obviously, because they wanted to make them look like
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the Third Reich, but they gave the, the, basically, anyone who's on the dark side way better costumes.
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But there is a very large, like, fan community that prefers to, to cosplay the, quote-unquote, bad guys.
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And unless the storytellers are, you know, intentionally trying to make the bad guys terrible,
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Also, there's the whole Jar Jar Binks thing of being a Sith Lord.
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And Aspen Gold pointed out that he really thinks there's strong, strong evidence that
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when they made the first movie, they really were trying to set up Jar Jar Binks as a Sith Lord,
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and they chickened out on it because of the fan response to him.
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And he says that because of the amount of, of money and time that appears to have been spent
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on animating him and having him, like, look certain ways that would only be necessary
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in that kind of plot scenario. Otherwise, they wouldn't have invested as much in
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I'm not going to engage with that theory right now. I, I, I do not know if I agree with that.
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Well, I just, I feel like there might have been some, like, 40 chess or maybe some renegade,
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Fans would be happier with Jar Jar being a Sith Lord.
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And the same way fans of Scooby-Doo were happy when they made the Scooby-Doo movie
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That was, like, a nod to what the fans had always wanted, right?
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Like, Jar Jar being a Sith Lord, fans would have loved that.
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They chickened out in not making him a, well, I mean, in, in, in.
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You think, well, I think the adult fans hated them.
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I think the kid fans loved him, just like the kid fans.
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Before I go further here, I want to make absolutely clear here, Moan.
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The core point I'm making here, definitely not intended by Lucas.
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Lucas did not realize that he was writing a script where a secret police force
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controlled by a hive mind parasite that was lying to people about the nature of the force
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That was definitely, he didn't understand when he introduced Mitochlorians that that actually,
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because now you're not listening to some mystical energy.
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You're listening to a lying parasite that tells you anybody who doesn't follow the will
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And the extent to which the Jedi believe this, you can see when the moment they realize, because
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what defines a dark side user in canon is that they don't listen to the parasite.
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They don't listen to what they call the will of the force, right?
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The moment that they realize that Palpatine is a dark side user, not knowing any of his crimes,
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not knowing anything else, they immediately attempt to murder him, execute him without trial.
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If you do not follow their beliefs about following the parasite, you are slated for immediate
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I do not think, I mean, in, in, in, you know, the minds of the writers, they're like, well,
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you know, we've written that, that Palpatine has done a lot of terrible things.
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Like, I don't care that the Jedi are going to execute him.
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That this is an extra judicial, judicial killing.
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This is an extra judicial political figure of a, of a, of a sitting head official in the
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Like not just a Senator, but a leading Senator, like the head of one of the political parties
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of the entire galaxy that is being carried out simply because he doesn't follow the will
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of a parasitic organism that communicates with us through a form of like mind control.
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And we do know that the force can be used by mind, for mind control.
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So we don't know how mind controlled the Jedi actually are, which brings me to the Anakin.
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So you've got the child soldiers that we're talking about here, but actually consider
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These are children who were taken from their families at very young ages, typically around
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three raised in this belief system trained from around the age.
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I know, but now you're, no, because then now you're trying to like Sandy hook this and
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I, I, so you, you are looking at them as normal young people who had a chance of growing
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Whereas I look at them much closer to young people who unfortunately were infected with
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like a pod person parasite and are going to grow up because keep in mind, how do Jedis
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Like once you reach the level of infection of one of these young people, how do you reproduce?
00:29:22.900
Well, now, because you live your life in dedication to the parasite, the way these young people
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will make more Jedi is they will go and they will coerce families to give them their infants
00:29:35.020
They have simply reproduced by kidnapping other people's children.
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At this point, like there is no good that they can really do for the universe at this level
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And what's more here is Anakin didn't have control of everything.
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Like suppose he had taken all of the younglings.
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He took some of them and raised them as darksiders, right?
00:30:00.340
But suppose he had tried to take all of them and raise them as darksiders.
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Like just from this original set, there would have been enough rebellions, enough breakoffs
00:30:09.280
from their time in the temple that you'd be dealing with constant Jedi rebellions.
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In fact, I would even go so far as to argue that the way that Palpatine executed Order 66
00:30:21.500
was the single most ethical way to remove the pod person infestation of the empire.
00:30:29.020
So you have leading all sorts of troops, people who we know have pod person infections, a parasite
00:30:34.680
that is partially controlling their minds and that they follow as a religion, right?
00:30:39.060
What you don't want to have happen is a civil war, right?
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Like you do not want a full Jedi led civil war.
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That would have been truly devastating to the empire, right?
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So you have this small sail controlled civil war, which was done through the civil war
00:30:54.960
You get all of the Jedi basically alone with clone troopers.
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You then execute an order to have all the clone troopers execute them without any real
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We got on Order 66 went like Maduro level raid.
00:31:09.780
Well, Palpatine and Trump, I see some similarities there.
00:31:13.140
Then you've got to deal with these young brainwashed people at the temple, right?
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And potentially resetting up this pod person controlling the, that's an existential threat
00:31:25.360
Everything that the Jedi do is just for the betterment of the parasite.
00:31:29.200
It's for the safety of the parasite and it's for the betterment of the parasite.
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That's what they're doing when they're doing for the will of the parasite.
00:31:37.280
They raise them and they use them to maintain safety in a universe where this parasite exists.
00:31:42.260
From four to eight, they tried lightsaber training.
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We know that they saw action as young as 13 because Obi-Wan canonically saw action as young
00:31:56.180
Although there is, I mean, that's a child soldier.
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You know of some Padawans being sent into action as young as 10, it appears to be implied.
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If Obi-Wan was sent in and it's not talked about as weird at 13, I would assume 10 at
00:32:14.900
Now, let's talk about how they pick children, right?
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So we know it's typically between three and five.
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We know that families are pushed with this idea of, oh, it's an honor.
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They're going to live a better life if they go live with the Jedi.
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But this is actually deeply messed up if you think about it for like a second.
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Because what it means is the parasite that controls the Jedi order and has created this
00:32:39.860
fake religion around itself, that it has created such a ubiquitous understanding in the universe
00:32:45.460
that if you are born arbitrarily with the high level of the parasite, that you will live
00:32:52.880
And this is so commonly accepted that parents will give up their three to five-year-old children
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Imagine how, like one, you'd have to just have a default understanding.
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Oh, if you have a high parasite, you just live this life of a god in this world, right?
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Like, of course, we send out our children, right?
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Or that you fear the Jedi coming to kill your kids as a dark sider later, right?
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And I think another really horrifying thing that's made incredibly clear is when they say
00:33:30.000
that they don't even want to take nine-year-olds, right?
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That the brainwashing is, if you say a nine-year-old is too old for the brainwashing techniques that
00:33:40.560
you are using as an organization, those brainwashing techniques need to be severe and systemic,
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Like, imagine you heard of a religious order that turned away people who joined other than nine
00:33:53.140
because they usually ended up turning against the order later if they joined as old as nine.
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The clearest example that I was talking about where you had the kid who was taken by the
00:34:23.740
Jedi and the parents asked for them back, this is the Baby Lundy arc.
00:34:30.300
The case in which you have them attempting to wipe out somebody for simply having different
00:34:42.840
In the Acolyte, I hate that it's canon, but it is canon.
00:34:45.980
So if we're using something here, they view the force as the thread, a connective destiny-binding
00:34:52.060
energy, not a widespread power with light and dark sides.
00:34:55.400
They use collective rituals, which are seen as dark or unnatural by the Jedi.
00:35:00.420
And this escalates to a conflict with the Jedi, where they are all wiped out and their children,
00:35:07.700
who were force-sensitive, do end up being taken, I mean, plausibly by consent by the
00:35:17.160
But if you say, I don't want to look at them, I want to look at legends, well, then you have
00:35:23.720
I'd also point out here that you have the Nightsisters, which are very canon.
00:35:31.060
This is from Clone Wars, which again, I think is the best, where they practice a force called
00:35:36.080
magic, a communal ritual-based power drawn from Daswur's ichor, green energy myths, emphasizing
00:35:43.120
spells, incantations, and sisterhood bonds over individual midichlorian infection.
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They do not talk about midichlorian infections.
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As far as I know, there's no instance of the Nightsisters saying that the force works
00:35:56.840
They actually appear to have a truer understanding of the actual force than the Jedi have of the
00:36:06.280
And more people in their society appear to be able to use the force than is possible through
00:36:15.520
So they have powers that we do not see Jedi have, like the ability to resurrect the dead,
00:36:21.500
the zombie argue in Clone Wars, terraform, become invisible, pulling from what Jedi call
00:36:27.100
the dark side, but without the Jedi suppression of passion.
00:36:30.680
So keep in mind, they're able to do all of this without suppressing emotion, passion, or
00:36:38.580
These people appear to be able to use the force with higher capacity than the Jedi do
00:36:46.220
They appear to be able to do many things that the Jedi simply cannot do.
00:36:50.600
Up of that, they seem to be able to do them without suppressing their emotions, without
00:37:00.700
We see no evidence that they believe that force powers are a result of midichlorians.
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The Jedi believe this because the midichlorians are controlling them and lying to them about
00:37:17.120
And if you're a Jedi defender and you want to say, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:37:19.820
they don't have a better understanding of the force than the Jedi do, then the Jedi have
00:37:24.760
huge, huge, huge limitations that come from force usage.
00:37:31.760
They can't reproduce, really, except for some rare instances.
00:37:38.120
The Nightsisters have none of those limitations and yet can perform many things with apparently
00:37:49.860
I don't know how else you explain that than that their understanding of the force is simply
00:37:54.560
truer or better than the Jedis if they don't have these extremely severe limitations and
00:38:06.460
Yet the Jedi, upon seeing them, their first thought is the fact that they see the force
00:38:14.400
differently than us makes them dark side, thus an existential threat, thus we need to exterminate
00:38:19.260
And they do, in many cases, run extermination campaigns against them.
00:38:26.160
Like, yes, Darksiders have pulled from them before.
00:38:29.900
This is a species that Darth Maul came from, but they're not all bad, as we see.
00:38:34.520
The Ventress works with the Jedi on multiple occasions.
00:38:38.680
And the Matriarchs, we see as being potentially even, like, good aligned, right?
00:38:46.820
By the way, Mace Windu is the one who authorizes Dooku's genocide of the Sun Clan on Darth Maul
00:38:56.420
Let's, if you want to get into the Mortis arc, as it's called, they're the floating diamond
00:39:02.180
shaped planet that appears to be otherworldly, outside of our reality.
00:39:07.820
There's the father, which represents balance of the force.
00:39:10.300
He's an ancient, dying entity trying to maintain the equilibrium between light and dark.
00:39:14.640
To the daughter, who embodies the light side, selfless, harmonious, life-giving.
00:39:19.800
And the star embodies the dark side, selfish, destructive, and powerful.
00:39:28.340
I think it, George Lucas did based on drug trips.
00:39:34.300
Now, the thing I note about this is you could say, well, okay, even if this is the true
00:39:41.940
nature of the force, which isn't the Mitochlorians, as the Mitochlorians would claim, the Mitochlorians
00:39:49.000
have chosen the good side, the quote unquote good side, right?
00:39:54.620
And it's like, well, actually think about it from the perspective of the Mitochlorians.
00:39:58.140
So suppose you're the Mitochlorian high spine and you understand the true nature of the
00:40:03.500
You need people to be obedient to you and you are going to tell people that your will
00:40:11.740
The force's actual will is to maintain balance, but that doesn't seem to be what the Jedi want.
00:40:17.760
And that doesn't seem to be what the Mitochlorians want.
00:40:20.740
The Mitochlorians want only the light side to win, right?
00:40:24.640
The Jedi who are following them repeatedly attempt to wipe out the dark side.
00:40:30.060
And yet we know from the Mortis arc that the reason why the Mortis arc is done is they're
00:40:34.660
basically testing Anakin as the person to bring balance.
00:40:38.160
So they are testing him as a person to bring dark side back to the universe, right?
00:40:47.720
The true gods wanted to bring back the dark side against this light side that had taken
00:40:58.380
So why did the infection choose the light side to attempt to help it spread and safety
00:41:05.320
Well, because if you are a cloud-based infection, right, that's simply the easier side to use
00:41:12.640
The dark side, because it's so competitive, because it is, you know, so power hungry, is
00:41:21.440
How do you argue to them, well, listen to the voice in your head when they're like, but
00:41:25.200
the whole point of the dark side is not to listen to the voice in my head.
00:41:28.260
So of course you're going to co-op the life side, but then use it sort of quote unquote
00:41:35.720
selflessness, quote unquote, like helping nature to maintain the bureaucracy of an autocratic
00:41:49.700
They're, they're, they're so, they're so willing to be overtaken by the whims of this
00:41:58.800
So, so the mega corporations with seats in the federation are, so seats in the council
00:42:04.360
are the trade federation, the banking clan, and the techno union.
00:42:10.240
Each of these organizations does these, these aren't like planets.
00:42:14.120
They are corporate organizations that have enormous power in the Senate.
00:42:18.580
We, we see them speak up and people take them very seriously in the Senate.
00:42:22.840
And we also know that the Senate was very corrupt.
00:42:26.680
Cause the empire was presumably so evil, right?
00:42:31.480
Well, the empire operated on a human first strategy, which I don't see as necessarily
00:42:39.920
Like they're trying to brainwash us into liking the other when in truth, many alien species
00:42:48.760
Well, I mean, even like, I feel like the clone or sorry, the, the prequel series was really
00:42:59.240
But it's not just that you have other species, like in the Federation that we know practice
00:43:04.200
demonstrably unfair practices, given special advantages.
00:43:09.340
So the Mun who operate the banking clan are a good example of this.
00:43:13.380
In the early days, the banking clan was mostly a human led organization.
00:43:17.320
And then I guess you could argue that he was making an argument against Indians or something
00:43:22.020
that he hired, they hired Mun to some high-level positions.
00:43:27.680
And so they begin to slowly replace the top board of the banking clans, the, the highest
00:43:32.820
wealth thing in the entire Star Wars universe that controls pretty much all wealth in the
00:43:39.380
universe, wars, everything like that was only this one species, the Mun.
00:43:44.640
And they were, but the point being is the other species had systematically disadvantaged humans
00:43:53.880
Like, why shouldn't humans fight back if they have the power to wait till we're eradicated?
00:44:04.440
And I will point out that the empire did not just dispose of all non-human species.
00:44:15.820
Many non-human species serve some of the most senior roles in the empire.
00:44:20.680
The great one here would be Grand Admiral Thrawn, probably outside of Darth Vader and Palpatine,
00:44:35.420
So the empire would elevate you if you had competence and you weren't a human and you
00:44:40.600
didn't show yourself as actively hostile to humans.
00:44:43.320
The empire also had much less corruption than the Senate.
00:44:47.860
We see several figures talk about this, even figures who do not like the empire.
00:44:51.980
The empire also subjugated part of Hutt space, bringing human safety to those regions that
00:45:00.980
The empire was fundamentally and strictly a better place to live if you were a human being
00:45:09.140
than the corrupt and alien-dominated and slanted world of the Senate.
00:45:21.980
And what I find so interesting about the Star Wars universe is it is the end state.
00:45:27.180
If you watch our video, these parasites are brainwashing women into being horny.
00:45:31.900
We now have enormous evidence that there are a number of parasites with the one that we
00:45:37.320
have the most clear evidence on a new strain of toxoplasmosis, which no longer is using
00:45:43.120
cats as an intermediary step and makes both sexes more attracted to same-sex individuals
00:45:48.880
and more open to sexual encounters, which is how it transmits itself.
00:45:53.860
But it also reduces other things that make it more cohesive to like an urban monocultural
00:45:58.440
symbiosis, like threat detection, i.e. I'm bringing over a bunch of foreigners who want
00:46:03.980
There's aliens who are systemically, you know, treating people like me unfairly.
00:46:10.840
And this didn't come to light when all these storylines are being written for, to be clear,
00:46:16.680
but it is, it is just analogously telling and, and striking.
00:46:23.260
I mean, that's the way that it appears part of what's motivating the trans phenomenon might
00:46:28.700
Is this just like a literal parasitic infection combined with other, that could explain why
00:46:34.640
we don't see it anywhere else in human history as well.
00:46:36.540
If it's a real phenomenon and it's not just, you know, a social contagion, as I've pointed
00:46:41.220
out, we see no other point in human history in which individuals and no other culture in
00:46:45.980
human history in which individuals not touched by Western culture had a desire to unalive themselves
00:46:52.600
We've seen varying forms of gender expressions throughout history, but this sort of singular obsession
00:47:00.320
Now, if that doesn't make it a social phenomenon or a social contagion, like the belief in penis
00:47:06.080
stealing witches in Africa or something like that, or anorexia in the United States, you
00:47:09.960
can see our video where we talk about the similarities there.
00:47:14.280
That means it could be a legitimate parasite that has created...
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Jedis are actual scum and toxoplasmosis is the Force and it's all real.
00:47:34.920
Well, it doesn't give you special abilities other than being hornier and wanting to have
00:47:44.920
No, but it's interesting that like the Jedis, they reproduce in the same way.
00:47:48.620
They can't have kids themselves, so they have to convert other people's children.
00:47:57.120
And this is done through the school system, right?
00:47:58.880
You know, in many ways, our world might be more dystopian because we send all children
00:48:03.380
into the brainwashing factory, you know, regardless of what their religion is.
00:48:07.600
And I'll note here in the Star Wars universe, it is completely implausible that the child giving
00:48:11.600
up is completely voluntary because we know of a diverse array of religions throughout
00:48:17.980
And there are very few religions that would be okay with giving a three-year-old to be
00:48:28.660
I don't care what species you are, alien, human, whatever, humanoid.
00:48:32.340
It will not be your instinct unless you have a very, very unique way of raising your young
00:48:41.380
to just have another species take your children, you know, unless...
00:48:45.780
And if you are using another species to raise your children, like you're laying eggs in the
00:48:50.240
body cavity of some other species, it's not like this, you know, it's in some other form.
00:49:03.100
So do you think that this was at all intentional?
00:49:09.560
I think this is just kind of the way that people through one side of their mouth condemn,
00:49:17.220
you know, pregnant women and children being used as terrorists, but then realize how convenient,
00:49:24.020
like when writing out a plot in a completely separated, disjointed world, how useful it is
00:49:33.640
And that's because they are logistically convenient.
00:49:36.740
And when you're writing a fantasy story and not thinking about things in the same way,
00:49:45.960
People take and educate young children for a reason.
00:49:52.360
You can mount this up though without me if you want to.
00:50:00.220
But I can't believe how evil it really is if you think about it.
00:50:03.100
I think that Star Wars was intentionally written evil, in a way.
00:50:06.620
They just don't realize how evil their beliefs are when taken to their own conclusion.
00:50:09.840
I think Star Wars was accidentally written evil.
00:50:22.040
You, and I'll do a playthrough of one of these to create another one of my Malcolm stories.
00:50:27.760
But you start as a CIS or a Force-sensitive that realizes the true nature of the Jedi.
00:50:39.860
You don't want to out yourself to the secret police that control everything, right?
00:50:43.240
Or they'll just execute you, like they tried to do as one of the most powerful men in the entire empire.