Conspiracy: Why Did the Mormon Church Ban the Term "Mormon"? (Hint: Math)
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Summary
The term Mormon has been discouraged from being used in the Latter-day Saints by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints since 2001, and then discouraged again in 2018. Why did this happen? And why is this a problem?
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elisa grenfield and for her part of the conspiracy theory what she was investigating was
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the question of why are there so many mormon influencers it's not a conspiracy theory basically
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it is a hundred percent proven from my perspective there was a fact that she found that she thought
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was just an odd curiosity oh so silly so silly that this is the case i don't think this is an
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odd curiosity at all i think that this explains everything so i asked an ai algorithm when did
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mormon influencers start to rise in popularity disproportionately oh and perplexity said it was
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in 2001 remember i said that was when they first started discouraging the term mormon and then
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recently there's been a rebranding to further discourage the use of the term mormon among
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church members would you like to know more hello i am so excited to be here with you today simone
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this episode is going to be one of the malcolm goes into a conspiracy theory although i don't think
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that this one is a conspiracy theory i think it's actually proven in the data at this point
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and it's very interesting now i should note one this is not going to be like an anti-mormon episode
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that's what you're here for anti-mormon content yeah sorry we're mormon stands so mormon stands
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even our theological beliefs i've been told by mormons they align enough with mormon theological
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beliefs that some mormons would consider us more like inactive members or members not in good standing
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with the church but that theologically they're pretty similar so yeah someday we'll get our temple
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recommends cards it's okay malcolm the day will come maybe i know right the day will come the
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day will come i guess we're not going to tithe so probably not i would never do that i just don't
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believe in the central church concept and i suppose we're very against that yeah but that aside that
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aside i believe i have discovered the solution to a question i was wondering a long time and i will set
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up the question okay yes throughout the 90s so just a little background on the term mormon mormon was
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originally used as a term not necessarily derogatory but just by people outside of the mormon church to
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refer to people at the mormon church because it comes from the book of moroni right that's where you
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get the word mormon right like it's not like an insulting term or anything like that mormons
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reappropriated the word throughout like the 80s and the 90s and it became a mainstream word within the
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church for members of the church it started to become unfavorable for church members and there was uh hold on
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i'll pull up the exact wording here in starting around 2001 the church encouraged the full use of
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its name and discouraged the use of mormon church although mormon was still widely accepted among
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church members so you've got to keep in mind these dates here because they're going to turn out to be
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important so the first move against the term mormon was a lighter push that came in 2001 but then there
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was a much heavier push in august of 2018 in which and by the way what the thesis of this video is going
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to be on is why did these pushes happen because i'll explain why they don't make logical sense from the
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perspective that they're being laid out by the church as of august 2018 i'll just read basically
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what ai says about this and what it said the church's explanation was okay the church of jesus
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christ of latter-day saints has had a long-standing so since 2001 preference for using its full name
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rather than nicknames like mormon or lds church but this policy was strongly emphasized and formalized in
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august 2018 here's a summary of the key points uh divine directive president nelson stated that this
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change was revealed to him by god emphasizing quote the importance of the name he has revealed for his
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church in quote new guidelines the church has issued a style guide that discourages the use of quote
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unquote mormon church lds church and mormonism it encourages using the full name quote the church of
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jesus christ of latter-day saints or shortened versions like quote unquote the church or quote
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the church of jesus christ in quote so first of all you've got to understand how insane this request is
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just from an outsider's perspective okay he wants you to not use it's this new proclamation doesn't
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just ban the use of mormon it bans the use or discourages the use of lds and so he's okay you either
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have to use the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints which who's going to do that except for
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devout mormons right right or shortened versions the church or the church of jesus christ and it's
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if i'm talking to a group of christians and i'm like i'm a member of the church or the church of
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jesus christ they're not gonna know or assume i'm talking about mormonism yeah that's an insane
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version of a short version of the name right seems like a silly change in policy from an outsider's
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perspective so let's go over their explanation for this change of policy before i get to which i think
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the true explanation is for this change of policy one emphasizing christian identity the church
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leadership wants to highlight that they are a christian denomination centered on jesus christ
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using mormon was seen as obscuring this core identity but they're not even using lds they're
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not using a shortened version that would immediately catch on within popular parlance so it's clearly not
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going to recenter jesus in the mind of the general public so i don't buy this explanation right okay yeah
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divine revelation in august 2018 russell m nelson the president of the church announced that god had
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instructed him to emphasize the full name of the church and discontinue the nicknames like mormon
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maybe but i'm gonna present strong evidence that he there okay people need to understand how mormon
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think and relate to god when a mormon had i brought a mormon like a business decision or something like
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that or if i brought the head of the church like a decision like a marketing decision he would then
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always especially if it was a big one like the name of the church pray to god to see what god had to
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say about it that is just the way mormons relate to god they always ask god for answers to their
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questions so i'm not denying that the head of the church went and prayed to god and then felt
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comfortable with this change it's just that from a mormon perspective that's not a particularly
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profound thing to have done he does that every day with all sorts of little questions it's not what
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you may be thinking of you're a secular person we're like you're imagining like god talking to him
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or something like that or a vision coming in front of him and talking to him okay i don't see that as
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a big reason to do this three accurate representation church leaders believe that using the full name
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the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints more accurately represents their beliefs and focuses
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so again they're trying to and i actually think this has hurt the church a lot we've done another
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episode on this trying to normalize the church as a mainstream christian denomination which i think
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removes a lot of what makes mormonism more theologically interesting than some of the other
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it's almost to do so requires one to make one's harder religion that is to say a religion that
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that is stronger ultimately in the face of of mainstream society but also less convenient
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a softer religion which is more weak more likely to be subject to high attrition
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not as good at imparting fitness etc yeah okay four distinguishing from other groups the church aims
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to differentiate itself from splinter groups especially those practicing polygyny who might also be
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associated with the term mormon splinter groups i'm sorry the mainstream church practice polygyny i
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understand that the church today can prove it that's not true joseph smith did this righam young did this
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all of your early prophets did this and now do i think that the church is trying to actually
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differentiate itself from those churches those groups no how do i know that they're not actually
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trying to differentiate themselves from those groups really heavily because this is what more ex-mormons
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think right they're like oh it's the church trying to distance themselves from their past
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if they were doing that they wouldn't have chosen a comically long name that nobody but devout
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mormons are going to use if they had done that they would have chosen another short form name
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that non-mormons could use to distinguish mormons that was obviously mutually exclusive to the mormon
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community five a rebranding effort this change is part of a broader rebranding initiative including
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updates to the website materials and even renaming of well-known entities like the mormon
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tabernacle choir i do think it was a rebranding issue but not for the reasons you may think
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audience what do they call the choir now wait motab is no longer what are they called well google it if
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you want what's the mormon tabernacle choir called now uh next historic context while the nickname
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mormon has been used since the 1830s the church has periodically attempted to move away from it
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the tabernacle choir at temple square why okay it's one thing to rebrand it's another thing of
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sorry we're no longer mormons we're the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints it's too much
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you guys have to oh very frustrating and then the final explanation that's given here is revelation
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based leadership the lds church believes in ongoing revelation so do we so again this is why we're
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theologically pretty similar to mormons i believe i have found the answer to this and the dates line
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up really tightly and the person who did most of the legwork in figuring out this conspiracy theory
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was a youtuber i knew her from the female host of zelf on the shelf but she also has her own channel
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where she released this particular conspiracy theory elisa grenfield and for her part of the
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conspiracy theory it's not a conspiracy theory basically it is a hundred percent proven from
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my perspective and i'll go over it it's impossible that this isn't what's happening so what she was
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investigating she just didn't put these two particular dots together what she was investigating was
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the question of why are there so many mormon influencers right and there have been many by the way
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what would be a you know my conspiracy theory answer but what would be your answer to the first
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question why do you think mormons before i came up with this theory tried to make the change to
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having mormons call it the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints what other ex-mormons online have
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said is that it is to distance themselves from controversies associated with the church i haven't
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had any particular i just i thought maybe it had to do with trying to refocus people's attention on
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latter-day saints or jesus christ instead of just being like oh no we're not a this whole angel
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moroni whatever the book of mormon no it's not that it's jesus christ and saints and the latter day
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i don't know i really don't know yeah um so she was trying to find out why mormons are disproportionately
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present in the mommy blogging community everything like that because this is something they are
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disproportionately present but i think that she also found out another mystery that she hadn't
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thought she was looking for and the other history is why are ex-mormons so disproportionately large in
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the leadership of the atheist community and in the publicly viral voices in the atheist community
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and her answer would actually explain why that's true as well so i historically thought this was a
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cultural thing um i believe the mainstream answer to this mormons are genetically isolated for a period
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and culturally quite distinct from other groups when you interact with mormons and ex-mormons they
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feel quite different than other groups they're generally more pleasant they're better at social
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hierarchy fights which seem to have been very important in their community history and they are
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intensely interested in what the public thinks of them and appearing normative which i think is what's
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destroying the church right now i think that's always been the mormon black pill is the mormon desire
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to fit in and be just another christian when i think their strengths is that they're not just other
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christians but the explanations people have had historically for why mormon influencers had more
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reach was lds culture so an emphasis on journaling and scrapbooking and memory keeping this is not
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commanded from the church it's just something that is just really common likely it's been argued a descent of
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their church practices of genealogy and stuff like that i don't know i think it's like a family focus
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and a self-perception focus which is really important to mormons so they are because they're
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so interested in what the public thinks of them they are more interesting or more likely to do things
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like blog or put their family online they're also more likely to do this because of stay-at-home
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motherhood which is more common in the lds community and they might i don't know the other answers
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i'm reading here are just not strong but those are the reasons that i had bought into so now
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first part of the conspiracy theory i'm gonna roll out um and this was all discovered by alisa
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grinfeld gotta give her full credit for this lovely person i'd love to have her on the show if she ever
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watches our stuff we should ask um yeah we should actually reach out you can make a note so the mormon
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church as a corporate entity is the most wealthy church in the world at 236 billion dollars so that
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makes it as a corporation around the size of shell the gas company or pepsi and it's bigger than
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companies like disney or mcdonald's so you've got to keep in mind that um mormons ties 10 of their
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income which is more than other religions and there's also more devout mormons it's a proportion of
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the mormon population than there are many other religions and for a body of that size they're
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going to be doing marketing so like how much marketing are they probably doing if we compare
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them to a company like pepsi they'd be putting in 3 billion to 3.5 billion on ads a year historically
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what the mormon church had done built billion with a b yeah there's i i believe they're spending at
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least 3 billion on ads a year holy smokes and it makes sense for them every member they get
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outside of the religious motivation is a 10 tithe payer that's huge from a church perspective
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historically what they would do is they would sign contracts with people um but a number of those
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contracts ended up blowing up in their face because the people would then end up supporting gay rights
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and criticize the church for that or end up becoming gay themselves which of course if you are supporting
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someone who is theatrically gifted and has a large online following of course they're more likely to turn
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to have to be gay that is just a thing right and then they're going to have an intrinsic beef with
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the church so i can see why the church would want to move away from that model so here you've got a
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mystery how is the church advertising these days we don't know the church doesn't release this data
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now we're going to talk a little about the world of online advertising both simone and i simone used
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to be the director of marketing of hub pages which was at the time the 45th highest traffic
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website in the united states and then bought by squidoo and yes hub pages acquired squidoo thank
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you very much let's just make that clear sorry so you were a quite an expert i think we still have
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some people from your hub pages days who watch us even now she was a meme in that community and they
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created your image and memes and stuff and you've been internet famous for a very long time but um
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you helped a lot of them earn money but people who don't know what hub pages did what they did as a
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company is you could publish articles to them and make money it was like a we taught people how to
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write content online that actually people were searching for so instead of blogging about your
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life or writing poetry for example my top performing articles for some time were how to get rid of raccoons
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and how to kiss a boy which was ironic because i i just just googled it myself boy and you wrote an
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article i kissed a boy i kissed one boy so before me she has one boy
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i so i i love that that is so the early internet you so like the trick to it was you would do some
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keyword research on google basically if there was some search that got a lot of volume but the
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results were really bad writing an article on this platform and you got a lot of search volume and
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then you'd get a lot of searches and so that's how we taught people to make money but yes sir but
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certainly we learned about online ads one issue that we had on the website and this will help to
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explain your point you're going to make is that people would constantly try to write articles
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articles on subjects that had very high paying ads so a lot of people they wanted to talk about
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celebrity gossip and entertainment and write articles like that my job as their director of
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marketing and managing their community was to try to dissuade people from doing that because that did
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not generate revenue for them or for the company instead we wanted them to write about much more
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productive segments that had higher paying ads so personal finance is an example cars is an example
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sometimes things like pets would was a good example one of the one of the most high profiting authors on
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the site at the time that i was working there actually wrote dog food reviews and we're all pretty
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sure that she tried the dog food because she kept talking about like the flavor profiles of it she made a lot
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of money even with dog food right yeah there's this term in silicon valley at least there was at the
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time of actually dog fooding like testing your own product and she like literally dog fooded which is
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great but anyway so the point was like the holy grail of online subjects at the time do you know what it
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was in terms of high ad revenue in terms of make money online no mesothelioma the type of cancer that
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results from exposure to asbestos and at the time perhaps like because law firms were trying to do
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class action suits against it for whatever reason ads related to mesothelioma were incredibly high
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paying one click on that could sometimes be like over a hundred dollars or something so you'd really
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want to write an article about it that people searched for because it was really high people
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running a lot about electronics too really successful people would park on the names of future iphones
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so that when the search volume for those would actually go up they'd have these very detailed amazing
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position for seo articles just waiting for once that search volume was there and then all the ads
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would be for electronics stores selling the iphone and then they make money so anyway this would
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explain part of the theory okay so cpm is cost per thousand views okay and that's what you make
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off of an ad for a thousand views and you can look this up this is public so an example of an extremely
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high cpm thing would be new bank or mesothelioma or yeah buy a car there's a new bank you're going to
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get 25 and 30 cents per per thousand views just pretty good yeah and here on the screen i have
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put the cpms for youtube niches in 2023 make money online is 13 and 52 cents digital marketing is 12
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and 42 cents finance and investing is 12 25 cents if you look at something like cars which simone said
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was on the higher end that's 423 things have really changed since yeah then you get down to lower
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things like lifestyle 347 fashion and clothing 313 entertainment 275 tech and gadgets by the way is
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really low now at only 239 that's so interesting i wonder what's changed when cooking's at 250
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i think a lot of this also depends on how you're making money so this is cpms but most people who are
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making money on selling clothing cooking gadgets etc online are making money through amazon affiliate links
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or something similar where you like literally get rewarded when someone buys after clicking through
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to your length that you actually put in there so anyway there are different ways to do this but
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back to cpms if you're a catholic the term catholic so let's compare some other religious terms here
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right the cpm is a 358 baptist it's 126 jehovah's witnesses it's 464 so these are all about what i would expect
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right mormon 1421 wow missionaries 3181 3181 to give you an idea of how insane that is gosh
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mormon missionaries is significantly higher than new bank okay in terms of how much somebody's willing to
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pay to pay to that literally the highest on the chart of profitable new to niches is make money
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online which is 1352 the mormon church just plain mormon church is significantly above that and mormon
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missionaries is more than double that incredible the amount of money that you would have to pour in
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to ads in this space to get the numbers that high is billions at least given the number of mormon content
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creators this means that a mormon content creator is earning on average more per per video that they're
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putting out than somebody who is creating seo optimized perfect content to get people to sign up
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with banks or financial advisors isn't that crazy hold on so it hasn't gotten fully so so you might be
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like oh that might be a coincidence new york influencer 526 los angeles influencer 461 texas influencer 631
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all about what you'd expect right yeah new york influencer 1890 1890 these are insanely high amounts
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these are insanely high amounts somebody is pouring an astronomical amount of money into this
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then to your point about the amount that the lds church is likely paying on ads why are mormon
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influencers more seen than other influencers there's basically no other answer to this unless there's
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some other company out there pouring billions into mormon targeted ads yeah um which there isn't
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there just isn't obviously so why would they be overcharging for ads so there's a few things
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one is if they are uh paying mormons this way like mormon influencers this way one they don't have any
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negative pr risks because they're not paying them directly yeah so there's no one yeah yeah there is
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you don't have to invest in someone also it saves a lot of time and money generally speaking because
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you're not reaching out to these people coordinating with them exactly emails it's not that intense
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two they're getting a 10 discount because these people will 10 if these are tithing mormons though and i
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have something to say about this later if you want no why don't you say it right now so there are a lot
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mormon influencers but one thing it's discussed on the genre of mormon influencers is why do so many
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mormon influencers dress like thirst traps like they're in basically thong bikinis and there's a
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lot of discussion oh maybe they're not endowed yet or mormons have varying policies on when it's
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appropriate to wear your garments etc like maybe for swimming you don't they're still wearing like
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extremely revealing bikinis and also taking a lot more revealing photos i think that a lot of people
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because there are these really high ads and it pays to be a mormon influencer quote-unquote mormon
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you say you're mormon is that a lot of actually not practicing mormons not tithing not wearing
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garments are just getting in the genre and basically saying they're mormon just like right now a lot of
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people are saying that they're autistic because it's trendy to be autistic but they're not actually
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autistic and i think a lot of these people are not actually mormon they're mormon because it pays to
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be mormon if you know what i mean i just think that there are a lot of mormon influencers who
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probably don't tie who clearly don't wear garments negative externalities of this ad campaign yeah
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exactly and i think that's really interesting this ad campaign before we go further is one it ends up
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elevating anti-mormon influencers as well so yeah that's the reason why there's so like ex-mormons you
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say in the atheist community they can't say don't show ads on ex-mormon if it's mormon content it's
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mormon content i.e it's stuffed with mormon keywords and people who look for mormon keywords
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are watching it so yeah it's going to artificially elevate ex-mormons it's also keep in mind the
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rules that these people are playing with are the same the church isn't able to disproportionately
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elevate the more chaste mormons and guys being guys they're going to click on the thirstier girls
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yeah that's yeah the thirst trap mormons the not really mormon mormons are going to be the ones
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get more views because they are hotter i also think on the shelf or whatever her name is for
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her side project didn't seem to realize she thought that the way that this was elevating mormon content
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which is definitely a way is that it was providing them with more money to do this which made this a
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more viable side income for mormon moms which made it more likely that they would end up creating this
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type of content or young mormon women i don't think that is the key thing i think the key thing that
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she didn't seem to realize is that whether it's instagram or youtube or anything like that these
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platforms are in the business of making money they will disproportionately show people content with a
00:25:31.100
higher cpm than content with a lower cpm it literally boosts the term mormon in the algorithm
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itself to have a higher cpm on that term right just like when i worked at hub pages we didn't just
00:25:44.500
encourage people to not write about entertainment and instead write about personal finance because we
00:25:51.180
made money too when they made money we needed them to do that yeah so you disproportionately showed
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content to users on higher paid topics yeah okay so one no this isn't about paying the families
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necessarily this is about influencing the algo which it is doing so one additional piece of information
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that zelf on the shelf didn't seem to be aware of but now we're going to talk about my part of the
00:26:17.640
conspiracy theory because there was a fact that she found that she thought was just an odd curiosity
00:26:23.920
so silly so silly that this is the case i don't think this is an odd curiosity at all i think that this
00:26:31.500
explains everything so i asked an ai algorithm when did mormon influencers start to rise in popularity
00:26:39.160
disproportionately oh and perplexity said it was in 2001 remember i said that was when they first
00:26:46.700
started discouraging the term mormon and then recently there's been a rebranding to further
00:26:51.360
discourage the use of the term mormon among church members she found another interesting little thing
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here mormon church as a search term priced at 14 21 mormon mystery rates as a search term
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priced at 31 81 lds 225 latter-day saint 283 no one is buying ads on those terms what huh you may be
00:27:21.460
asking why would the church have done this why would the church if it is the church that's bidding up
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these terms not bid up the terms that only mormons would use and that's your answer right there
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the reason they made this name change is you have a problem if you're using this ad campaign
00:27:41.920
mormons mormons search the term mormon most a mormon is more likely than any other person online
00:27:50.160
to be asking where is my my nearest local mormon temple they're the most likely people in google to
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be looking for quote-unquote mormon content clicks from mormons are wasted money for the lds church
00:28:05.920
okay yeah you don't want to convert someone who you've already converted you don't want to be
00:28:10.740
paying for ads for somebody who you don't want to be that idiot amazon.com that advertises a
00:28:16.060
refrigerator to you the moment after you buy a refrigerator oh yeah we actually pitched that
00:28:21.600
to am a fun story about how inefficient amazon is so at one point we were interviewing an amazon this
00:28:26.580
was a while ago amazon has fixed this problem since then but amazon used to have this problem
00:28:29.780
where they would um pitch you products after you had bought a very expensive product that obviously
00:28:36.320
you're only going to buy once in a long period of time like a refrigerator is a great example of this
00:28:40.160
it would constantly be in your recommended and i suggested that they have a low income employees
00:28:45.160
i was like interviewing i was like i have this idea for a program i wanted to start for you guys
00:28:48.540
for low wage workers and like the third world to mark all products as single-time purchases or
00:28:54.180
yeah like they have m turk they have the resources yeah i was like you guys could use m turk do this
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and it would dramatically like it would be billions of dollars a year different for amazon this one
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change to their algorithm and it would be very easy for me to do the program and execute it i was like
00:29:10.680
okay so if i did this or to get this program how do i pitch that to my higher-ups and they're like
00:29:15.620
you could write a pitch to do that but you wouldn't necessarily get on the team that was doing it even if
00:29:21.000
it was accepted and i was like and i was like if their financial compensation is accepted they're
00:29:25.200
like not really i was like wow you are a terribly run company that is how you keep greenlighting these
00:29:30.340
garbage woke shows because you are the bureaucracy of bureaucracies and amazon higher-ups if you want
00:29:36.980
me to come in and clean things out i can guarantee you you will be making at least 13 percent more
00:29:41.820
the next year but anyway let's go back in here because like little things like that like how did they
00:29:47.300
not think of that and why do they not have a system that would allow a smart person to come
00:29:50.940
in and implement that when it was so low cost to implement but anyway back to the topic at hand
00:29:56.260
here um the problem that you have if you're one of these organizations is that people who are already
00:30:03.120
bought in who are already tithing are clicking these search terms more than any other group so you're
00:30:08.780
just wasting tons of money well what's the best way to get around that you change the church's name
00:30:14.780
among the devout to something that people outside of the devout circles will never ever use like
00:30:21.520
jesus christ church of latter-day saints they didn't plan on the general public to stop using
00:30:27.460
the term mormon they were just trying to get the devout mormons to stop using the term mormon
00:30:33.140
that is why the name change happened this isn't like a bad thing from a theological perspective even if
00:30:39.340
he knew this and he prayed to god about this i'm sure god was like yeah that's a especially if god's a
00:30:44.300
mormon where where am i where are we oh my god hello newcomers and welcome uh i'm the hell director
00:30:55.520
and for those of you who were a little confused uh you are dead and this is hell so abandon all hope
00:31:02.200
and yada yada yada hey wait a minute i shouldn't be here i was a totally strict and devout protestant
00:31:07.800
i thought we went to heaven yes well i'm afraid you were wrong i was a practicing jehovah's witness
00:31:12.880
you picked the wrong religion as well i'm afraid it was the mormons yes the mormons were the correct
00:31:18.760
answer but yeah of course of of course it's the right thing to do it's the efficacious way to reach
00:31:26.360
people and to not waste your followers tithing money which is obviously a sinful thing to do
00:31:32.740
nothing about this is below board exactly it's just that they were doing this program secretly
00:31:37.540
and that i find absolutely fascinating i also think there was a secondary reason behind the
00:31:44.400
rebrand to the impossible name that no one's ever going to do which is this was the height of victim
00:31:50.920
culture and i think the church was trying to force those who criticized it to call it a term they
00:31:57.100
categorized as a slur so that they could say that these individuals shouldn't be taken seriously as
00:32:02.900
critics because they were using a term that was derogatory about the church itself
00:32:10.260
interesting now do you have any thoughts simone i will say part of this seems quite wasteful
00:32:20.100
especially because so many not actually i would say best role model mormon influencers are becoming
00:32:26.320
mormon influencers however i've also noticed that some very not mormon type people
00:32:33.200
follow and secretly love following mormon influencers online now so the church has done a pretty good job
00:32:42.140
at raising its profile in mainstream media and exposing a lot of people to the mormon lifestyle
00:32:47.600
and getting them to see it and think mormons oh whatever right they hate gays but then oh but
00:32:55.500
their lives are so nice they look so happy they're playing the game as well as they can given that
00:33:01.200
their hands are tied with this gerontocracy ruling the church yeah the problem that the modern culture
00:33:06.800
is just not conducive to mormonism if you look at even like a girl defined husband deconstructing or
00:33:13.980
deconverting from the church and she is likely one of them it's likely on a pathway to deconvert like
00:33:18.960
that's as mormon a poster child as you have for our generation but i think that sadly we're
00:33:25.420
seeing a lot of them deconvert and a comment on our discord and people should check out the discord
00:33:29.940
it is so interesting as interesting as the episodes i will try to remember to include a link um but i
00:33:35.780
actually thought that this was the user on the discord was called cap i don't know cattle pa3 i can't
00:33:43.160
pronounce this but three people might be wondering why three on the discord everybody lists their child
00:33:47.540
count at the end of their name which i absolutely love wonderful props for three weird yeah props for
00:33:55.340
three congratulations yeah well done and they said and this comes from a perspective like us like
00:34:02.060
we're not mormons we can't quite bite the bullet on the centralized church ourselves and some of the
00:34:07.160
theological teachings and the alcohol prohibition it reminds me of when the story of the it was the
00:34:14.280
head of the i believe russian and they brought various preachers to come and try to convince them
00:34:23.080
to convert to their religion and the muslims said you can't drink alcohol and they're like oh okay go
00:34:29.200
away i'm done i don't need to listen to anything else we're not gonna do that one anyway so this person
00:34:35.460
said i love the culture of lds but i think they're a dead man walking it's over for them i think there are
00:34:41.940
a number of sects that simply cannot survive the internet information age they relied on concealing
00:34:46.820
inconsistencies and obvious fabrications in their doctrine that the internet now lays bare in a way that they're
00:34:52.800
unable to counter there is a wave of young mormons going online and being forced to confront the
00:34:57.680
reality that their religion is so obviously fabricated and is a collection of embarrassingly
00:35:02.580
shamelessly lifted masonic rituals and they're falling away in mass lds has a maximum one more
00:35:09.420
generations lifespan worse of relevance in my opinion if that barring some kind of apocalyptic world
00:35:16.000
change where the internet disappears it's happening to my own childhood religion seventh day adventism
00:35:21.920
and so this is a person from a very hard culture as well yeah just go online and find out uncomfortable
00:35:27.860
facts about ellen g white that is not a mormon by the way that's from his church and the church
00:35:32.940
foundation and doctrine that you used to never encounter in an entire lifetime of conversation
00:35:38.080
communion church education etc the fallout is brutal and devastating this could be an interesting
00:35:43.820
podcast topic for malcolm in the way belief systems medically evolved but didn't have selective
00:35:50.040
pressures to survive the information age and are currently smashing into the squared circle or i
00:35:57.160
think he means a cube into a squared circle and i think that is really what's happening was in
00:36:01.660
mormonism now it's a culture that was a very well evolved culture it was a very emotionally healthy
00:36:07.720
culture when i look at mormons they seem to be just delightful people even ex-mormons that i say if you
00:36:12.260
grow up in a religion you get most of the benefits of that religion even if you deconvert your kids are the
00:36:16.420
ones they're really going to suffer for your deconversion but mormonism as it is often presented
00:36:23.440
to practitioners and outsiders i.e i call it south park mormonism which is a pretty good example of what
00:36:30.800
your average mormon normie thinks is not a compelling religion in the information age just too many
00:36:38.420
inconsistencies joseph smith did too many horrible things and mormons are still required to uplift these
00:36:43.800
individuals how does the mormon church get around it i think they can the fact that our belief system
00:36:47.580
is considered nominally mormon by more many people you need to accept a few things you need to go with
00:36:52.560
the david defense david i'm sorry what i mean is david of david and goliath david of david and
00:36:57.400
basheba was a complete douche canoe but he was still favored by god that you can go to the david and
00:37:03.440
basheba story for a story of his supreme douchiness being a horrible dog poop human being doesn't mean
00:37:10.700
that you aren't a prophet of god the problem is mormons won't say that about joseph smith which
00:37:15.980
i think is the kind of pill they need to bite in order to get through the information age just be
00:37:21.460
like hey king david right that gets you through that second is they need to embrace their weirdness
00:37:28.040
stop trying to be a normal christian church that's what's interesting about them that's what protects
00:37:33.180
them the more they try to be normal christians the more they lose what makes mormonism special and
00:37:38.340
different which i think is just a huge strategic problem for them um and the final difference is
00:37:45.240
they need to get much more comfortable with the because when i talk to mormons who are like very
00:37:51.260
theologically compelling they are the extreme mormon nerds right yeah orson pratt guys all right like
00:37:59.300
the people who love love love church history and studying it and the theology because actual mormon
00:38:06.900
theology is pretty sophisticated and interesting the problem is and i actually said this is the
00:38:13.400
broader problem for mormonism is mormonism if you're talking about like the intelligence level
00:38:17.420
of the kings within mormonism you know how you develop society into like oh and knights yeah like
00:38:22.780
the consequentialists the people who really study everything you need to make the who need to be very
00:38:26.880
high iq high personal agency mormonism doesn't shed the high iq kings but the deontological form of
00:38:34.820
mormonism which is for the lower iq people it is very bad at the information age so long as it presents
00:38:40.980
itself as a form of mainstream christianity it's not a form of mainstream christianity and it doesn't
00:38:45.860
provide good answers to these so i think that elevating what i call almost like the secret
00:38:50.900
mormon theology the mormon theology that like all the church nerds know to being the mainstream theology
00:38:56.940
that's taught at the pulpit that is how mormonism gets through this it'll deal with a main
00:39:01.780
a huge flow out when it starts doing this when it starts embracing all the weird stuff that's
00:39:07.080
actually theologically part of mormonism but it will keep those members and those members will be
00:39:11.300
higher fertility and they will be higher fastidiousness but it's very i don't know if
00:39:15.840
mormonism could do this because it's so against the mormon spirit i would say to um say we are weird
00:39:24.820
and we are proud of that when it is their biggest strengths i don't know if you had any final thoughts
00:39:29.140
here on on this particular post but i thought it was really powerful for me yeah that is powerful
00:39:35.400
the discord's so freaking good right yeah right uh but yeah i wish yeah it can never happen because
00:39:43.440
a big part of the mormon religion is that it makes i don't know how it achieved this
00:39:49.660
but it makes weirdness feel so normative that it almost feels more normal than mainstream culture
00:39:58.460
if that makes sense yeah that does make sense it feels they've made it they've given it as the
00:40:04.340
this disney aesthetic this main street usa aesthetic even though it's pretty freaking weird when you
00:40:09.900
actually look at it or think about it um and i think it's very impressive that the the church has done
00:40:15.320
that but that means that they obviously cannot take certain stances that would give it some strength
00:40:20.760
especially in these times yeah i think you're right i think you're right i and by the way if the church
00:40:27.040
admits like why you shouldn't be over elevating joseph smith if people are like how can the church
00:40:32.420
survive that just focus on brigham young brigham young does some bad stuff but generally he was an
00:40:37.160
awesome guy like brigham young i consider as an outsider to be the real founder of modern mormonism
00:40:42.960
and i just say joseph smith was god's tool to get brigham young the information the community to
00:40:48.700
create mormonism i think if they refocus and i think this works very well with the iterative prophecy
00:40:55.300
idea of mormonism that joseph smith is not the real founder of mormonism he's just another temple head
00:41:03.220
he helped get it there yeah so in terms of prophets we're like we ignore what they say like one of the
00:41:09.400
prophets said in the mormon community if evolution is right mormonism is wrong and like obviously most
00:41:15.940
mormons today don't buy into what he said but it's very easy mormonism has within it to discount when
00:41:21.640
particular prophets make mistakes or do bad things that's not a key to the tradition as i said the
00:41:27.360
abrahamic tradition has within a school set the david story makes it very easy to do this i just
00:41:32.680
refocus attention on brigham young and the community of intellectuals of the brigham young period
00:41:38.200
so you're not just focused on brigham young like one uncorruptible person but it's more like a
00:41:43.580
community of geniuses very much like the american founding story i think that would play out really
00:41:48.980
well for mormonism and then they can get their horse and proud in there and like a number of other people
00:41:53.180
and they get this story that even more aligns with the american story which is to say joseph smith is like
00:41:58.620
a lower importance character and who really matters is this community of intellectuals in the early day of
00:42:05.340
the church totally this is fun thanks for walking me through this i think you've built upon the
00:42:10.220
original conspiracy theory quite well and i think you're right and i love it i'm never gonna look
00:42:16.720
at a mormon influencer the same way again love you to death simone love you too we need to order
00:42:22.600
twist it into a little thing a little a little a little a doopity do yeah oh my god you are so
00:42:32.780
gay i don't i don't know what to say it's cuter that way everyone knows and doopity do is a technical
00:42:41.100
term just so you know just so you know okay so this episode is going to be very interesting i will get
00:42:58.500
started here this is one that where that a lot of research went into and i should know sorry i'll just