Based Camp - DOGE Reveal： Elon and Vivek's Gameplan for Eliminating Government Waste

00:00:00.000 Hello, Simone. I'm excited to be talking to you. I think going into this election, a lot of people

00:00:04.080 knew that the Department of Governance Efficiency or DOGE run by Elon and Vivek was something that

00:00:10.420 was going to be started, something that Trump had promised. But I think a lot of people were like,

00:00:15.180 I don't know. Are we going to get concrete details? What's it going to look like? How is

00:00:20.740 it going to run? And in this episode, we're going to be going over all of that because it's been

00:00:26.560 laid out in pretty explicit detail. So if you're like, what is this department going to do? And

00:00:30.720 what's it going to look like? We're going to go over that. But we're going to start or go into this

00:00:36.800 by talking about the types of government waste that this is designed to get rid of.

00:00:44.260 Rage inducing.

00:00:46.340 This will induce, well, it'll induce so much rage in you. Okay, so let's start with

00:00:50.380 $28 million in licensing fees for green, quote unquote, camouflage pattern in Afghanistan.

00:00:59.980 And that's for the Afghan army. So the Pentagon was criticized for spending $28 million on licensing

00:01:05.560 fees for the lush green pattern on Afghan National Army uniforms. The problem, Afghanistan is 98% desert. 0.99

00:01:13.960 So the bright color would stand out, not what you're looking for in camo. Picking a different color,

00:01:19.520 say one of the many others the government already had the rights to that were already used by the

00:01:25.640 American forces, plus making alterations like swapping pricey zippers for cheap buttons,

00:01:31.320 which saves the taxpayers between $68.6 million and $71.2 million over the course of a decade,

00:01:39.300 a government report showed. Here's another example.

00:01:43.560 I just, you can't just criticize. If that were an employee, that employee would be

00:01:48.640 not only fired, but likely subject to legal action, that level of.

00:01:53.560 You would be at a company subject to legal action for that. And I, I think that this is the type of

00:01:58.000 thing where people shouldn't just be fired. We should be looking for who's profiting from this,

00:02:01.780 because this is almost certainly somebody giving a kick out. That's just like.

00:02:04.680 So screwed up. 0.99

00:02:05.440 So absurd. 0.99

00:02:06.700 That somebody in the government's making money.

00:02:09.080 Because you also hear these stories about people not having sufficiently good equipment,

00:02:11.920 like family sending to their people overseas, to their family members overseas,

00:02:15.780 who are serving in the military, better equipment, because the stuff that they have isn't good

00:02:19.220 enough. This is really bad.

00:02:21.560 Well, okay. You want to hear something else? Paying hipsters to not smoke. When the NIH figured out

00:02:28.940 anti-smoking ads weren't resonating with young adults, they decided to go straight to the source.

00:02:34.160 That's right. Hipsters. Or as the Commune Project called them, quote, 0.99

00:02:37.900 a group focused on the alternative music scene, local artists and designers,

00:02:42.520 and eclectic self-expression, end quote. The campaign spent $5 million in federal cash

00:02:49.520 on Commune-branded beer cozies and other swag, smoke-free events featuring indie bands,

00:02:56.460 and artist-designed flyers, and more. Another initiative involved.

00:03:00.600 Wait, that doesn't, that doesn't work. Shouldn't the NIH only use evidence-based things? I mean,

00:03:05.480 this is like the science.

00:03:06.620 No, it's a vibe-based department now, Simone. It does science, which is real science.

00:03:11.960 Science, TM, not whatever we used to call science.

00:03:16.480 Oh, this hurts more than I thought it would.

00:03:18.700 Another initiative involved paying hipsters $100 to kick the habit of smoking and blog about it.

00:03:26.260 They're not going to do that. They're not actually going to do that.

00:03:29.940 Right? They just say, yeah.

00:03:31.740 I would just take $100 and be like, yeah. Like when I had an eating disorder as a teen,

00:03:36.980 and my dad was like, you need to go to therapy. I'm like, how about you give me the money you pay

00:03:42.000 to a therapist, and I'll just stop being a dick about this. He never actually paid me. 0.97

00:03:46.940 You actually stopped, by the way. This is actually how they fixed you. You took the money that they

00:03:50.480 were going to give the therapist. No, no, no. They didn't end up giving me any money. My dad just

00:03:53.560 figured out he can give me a nutrition app, and I would just use that to make sure I was eating

00:03:57.240 enough. But like, I had proposed to that, but that's what you propose when you plan on doing nothing

00:04:01.960 and just pocketing the money. That is, oh, that makes me so mad.

00:04:06.800 Okay. Now, this one makes me so mad, not because it was happening, but because it wasn't televised.

00:04:12.320 Okay.

00:04:14.360 For more than 20 years, Northwestern University researchers received National Institute of

00:04:19.160 Health money to watch hamster fights. The project reportedly received more than $3 million over

00:04:25.240 the course of the project. If C-SPAN were replaced with government-funded hamster fights,

00:04:31.540 it would be like one of the top channels. Hold on. It gets better. Some of these

00:04:35.960 experiments involved injecting the hamsters with steroids, then putting them in the cage

00:04:42.580 with drugged rodents.

00:04:48.160 Yes!

00:04:49.740 No, that is taxpayer dollars well spent.

00:04:52.280 It was only shut down because of animal activists. And I'm like, this is the thing. You didn't air it.

00:04:58.120 I want to see hamsters giving, like, steroids and amphetamines fighting other hamsters.

00:05:03.860 Especially if they put them in costumes, you know, the betting markets. I mean, will pickles win,

00:05:09.160 or is it down to flupters? Oh my gosh.

00:05:12.820 Come on. Come on. It's amazing.

00:05:14.860 Okay. I'm here for you.

00:05:15.880 Okay. Here's one that'll get you. Empty buildings, because this is actually a big line item.

00:05:21.780 Some old schools, firehouses, and offices that aren't being used anymore, but the government

00:05:26.740 still holds onto them. There's about 770,000 unused buildings nationwide. This is out of 2016.

00:05:35.220 The thing is that those buildings don't just sit there innocently. Instead, they require maintenance,

00:05:40.100 such as basic power, lawn mowing, and pipes that won't freeze. This costs $1.7 billion every year,

00:05:47.860 according to NPR. A progressive outlet, by the way. We are spending $1.7 billion a year to maintain

00:05:55.300 empty buildings that the government won't sell. I think about this a lot when we drive by

00:06:00.700 vacant buildings that have mowed lawns and some lights are on. It freaks me out because I know

00:06:06.360 how much people pay for mowed lawns, and we don't pay for mowed lawns. 0.99

00:06:10.400 Yeah, we don't pay for mowed lawns. What? 1.00

00:06:12.380 What? We're like, let's just let the grass freaking grow. We don't have the money for this.

00:06:17.160 It's insane. I mow, excuse me, I mow the lawn, Simone. It takes a lot of effort, okay?

00:06:22.840 Yeah, it's really cute, though, when you, when, when, when you used to, like, wear the kids on

00:06:26.180 your back. Probably not safe, but really cute. They like it. They like it. They like it.

00:06:31.380 It's great. I need to dig up that footage. Anyway. By the way, all of this waste that I've been

00:06:37.260 talking about, this is all from one article on this. Now we're going to go to a different-

00:06:40.940 On the Heritage Foundation? I love their budget and spending articles.

00:06:45.400 Oh, no, we're not going to a different one. We're going to go to the Heritage Foundation

00:06:47.880 one in just a bit. That's the Reader Digest one that Droge treated.

00:06:51.040 Okay.

00:06:51.520 Okay. Printing documents nobody reads. Although the Federal Register, a daily document that

00:06:58.360 outlines government proposals, decisions, meetings, and more, could theoretically be making

00:07:03.340 money through its $929 annual subscriptions, a good deal of the copies are unread. Every

00:07:11.540 member of Congress automatically receives a new copy every day, even though the contents

00:07:16.940 are available for free and searchable online. A bill considered in 2017 estimated saving $1 million

00:07:24.500 a year if the government just stopped automatically printing this.

00:07:27.780 One, nobody reads. Two, obviously you need the digital version because then you can just have

00:07:31.500 AI summarize it. This is, oh, this is such a great example of a policy or something that

00:07:37.160 began like before the internet when people had no other option.

00:07:41.100 Well, no, hold on. They had a chance to stop it in 2017 and Congress didn't.

00:07:44.600 Of course they didn't. Of course they didn't. Because someone's making money from that printing

00:07:48.420 and then someone gets pissed off and then-

00:07:50.080 Yeah, somebody's making money and I bet they're related to somebody in Congress or friends with

00:07:54.040 somebody in Congress.

00:07:55.520 Oh, this is so bad.

00:07:56.860 Okay. Well, no, you're going to keep being sad here. The International House of Pancakes

00:08:02.180 got a half a million dollar grant from the US Department of Health and Human Services

00:08:06.560 to build an IHOP in Washington, DC. But no, this wasn't about members of Congress getting a new place

00:08:13.420 to eat or a short stack. The initiative was to create 70 full-time jobs for low-income workers who

00:08:20.060 qualified for government financial assistance. So this was just to create 70 jobs for workers who were

00:08:26.940 already on government assistance.

00:08:29.380 So their plan, their plan was just to make an IHOP because that's the only thing these people-

00:08:36.760 It was for people who are living this simulated government teat lifestyle.

00:08:40.380 Yeah. Where they have a pretend job with food that nobody's buying so that the government can give

00:08:46.780 them money and they're already on government assistance.

00:08:49.200 Like, why couldn't they have created, like, one of those cool- You know, like, that food truck hallway?

00:08:52.980 It's not actually food trucks, but that, like, food hallway in Peru where it's, like, actually cool food.

00:08:57.560 But I guess you'd have to have talent to do that.

00:08:59.320 But, oh man, that's just really, that's really disappointing. Nothing against pancakes.

00:09:04.600 It'd be something like the incoming Trump government where all this competent, cool stuff is happening.

00:09:08.300 I love the progressives are, like, seizing. These people are young. They can't possibly know what

00:09:12.780 they're doing. And it's like, well, maybe put two and two together there, buddy. All right. So

00:09:16.700 in 2015, the Super Bowl, the U.S. Census Bureau paid $2.5 million in taxpayer money to run a 30-second

00:09:26.740 ad in the Super Bowl. $2.5 million. Here's another fun one. $4.3 million was spent by the National

00:09:35.120 Comedy Center in Jamestown, New York to create, and $1.7 million of that was federal grants,

00:09:42.120 to create holograms of dead comedians.

00:09:46.460 To, for, why? Why? Why? Why did, why did we need holograms of-

00:09:52.920 They just wanted to light some money on fire. You know,

00:09:55.160 progresses. Holograms. Okay.

00:09:59.080 It's not about money.

00:10:01.200 It's about sending a message.

00:10:04.560 All right.

00:10:05.660 Hold on.

00:10:06.800 Now we're going to go to the Heritage Pieces list of Wasteful Money.

00:10:10.640 Okay.

00:10:12.440 I am just beating you guys up today.

00:10:15.120 This is, this is-

00:10:16.580 I don't know.

00:10:17.580 How many people are just going to drop this before they get to have an apartment work?

00:10:20.800 Because they're like, I cannot handle this.

00:10:22.340 Go to the, if you want to skip this, you can go to the, the little timestamps that we put in the

00:10:27.240 videos. Okay. So here are a few examples, because if you're like, okay, some of those grants were from

00:10:32.760 the past. Here are a few examples of grants that the administration approved since December,

00:10:38.700 2022. Okay.

00:10:40.700 Okay. Yeah. Post-pandemic. All right. Sort of the new world.

00:10:43.560 45 million for a quote-unquote diversity and inclusion scholarship in Burma.

00:10:50.540 In Burma.

00:10:52.040 Because that's going to solve their problems.

00:10:53.620 Yeah.

00:10:54.600 Okay.

00:10:55.480 Because they, they said that Burma, that this was the argument for it.

00:10:59.020 They said Burma had a flawed judicial system with rampant corruption, but that it could probably be fixed with DEI.

00:11:06.320 Oh, DEI has fixed everything in the United States.

00:11:09.820 So let's definitely export that.

00:11:12.840 Okay. Okay. Here's a fun one.

00:11:14.200 Three million for girl-centered climate action in Brazil.

00:11:18.480 Girls, because, because guy-centered climate action is so weird.

00:11:22.600 No, they needed to make it sexist.

00:11:24.180 Oh.

00:11:24.580 Poinously sexist.

00:11:25.640 Oh, okay. Yes. Right.

00:11:27.580 Anyone who still doesn't understand that women are treated as a special and, and superior cast in

00:11:32.120 our society by the urban monoculture is just like out of their mind.

00:11:35.100 I just, yeah.

00:11:35.720 Women don't have a great record for actual concrete achievements with regard to sustainability or climate action. 1.00

00:11:42.500 So I'm a little concerned just in terms of like, if I were going to place a bet on someone

00:11:48.340 and they, yeah, we'll just move on, move on, carry on before I say anything.

00:11:54.320 So they spent around $125 million, the CDC did, to fund the, quote, racial justice competency model,

00:12:02.100 end quote, which, rooted in critical race theories, claims that any outcome gaps between racial groups

00:12:08.780 must be caused by systemic racism.

00:12:11.520 Okay. All right.

00:12:13.520 And forcing CRT, critical race theory, onto the medical system.

00:12:18.820 Ugh.

00:12:21.700 Yeah. Cause that had, had really gone well.

00:12:23.940 Here's another one. Half a million dollars funding an anti-Israel group that fought, quote

00:12:29.980 unquote, disinformation. So basically pro-Hamas people. 0.77

00:12:32.460 Oh, all right. Well.

00:12:34.360 We've seen those online. They've even brainwashed some like idiot people who are like, oh no, 1.00

00:12:39.240 Hamas are the victims. 1.00

00:12:40.940 Then, um, yeah. Now I know where their money, so.

00:12:47.720 Yes.

00:12:48.200 That's.

00:12:48.880 From the Biden administration. I love that the Biden administration couldn't do enough

00:12:52.740 to make the left happy on that stuff.

00:12:54.280 Wow.

00:12:54.740 Sorry. So for example, the money was given to an organization called Men Action.

00:13:00.620 Key members of the group have parroted disinformation themselves, repeating false claims

00:13:05.020 made about Israel's fight against Hamas. Let's see what claims they made.

00:13:08.500 Oh, so remember how I said they were pro-Hamas and some listeners may have listened to this 0.58

00:13:13.020 and said, come on, they can't possibly be pro-Hamas. You're just strawmanning them. Well, 0.63

00:13:19.080 they called Hamas and the people who died in the initial attacks, quote unquote, righteous 0.99

00:13:23.760 martyrs.

00:13:24.500 Um, ah, ah, um, so have fun guys. Have fun. It is that bad. Okay. Here's another one. There was

00:13:36.560 around $300,000 spent a federal, your tax money for a group of quote unquote, diverse bird watchers.

00:13:43.580 Diverse. Oh, that's interesting.

00:13:47.360 From the National Science Foundation.

00:13:49.780 That is interesting. It reminds me of the guy who created Central Park Karen. He was himself a

00:13:58.140 diverse bird watcher.

00:14:00.080 Central Park Karen. Oh, yes.

00:14:01.520 No, yes. The guy who, yeah, who like had dog treats with him and harassed people to watch dogs.

00:14:06.620 By the way, this wasn't even created in response to any sort of evidence of bigotry or

00:14:11.760 discrimination among bird watchers. Yeah. But I mean, these days, think about it. If you're in

00:14:16.580 one of these organizations and your proposed grant is not for people who are higher in the approved

00:14:24.360 hierarchy of whatever oppression Olympics, right. Then you're not going to, you're going to get the

00:14:31.300 side eye. So they're just trying to avoid the side eye. I know why they did it. It's just.

00:14:35.240 Well, hold on, hold on. The reason they said they needed the money was because they quote

00:14:38.940 lacking a sense of community or feeling their voices are not being heard in quote. And I think

00:14:44.520 that there's like this class of like, can't the community be about being a birder? Can't 0.92

00:14:51.740 that? No, no, no, no. Because this is what you're missing, Simone. You're thinking that this is like

00:14:56.260 positive actors, but this is clearly like some POC person. And I saw this at like my Stanford

00:15:00.960 GSB reunion that there is like a class of POCs in our society and in our world right now

00:15:06.020 that just mostly POC women who do this, they basically do nothing but apply to like pointless 1.00

00:15:11.540 grants and DEI based stuff. And because you can make an, it's a career now you can make a career

00:15:18.320 of it. Yeah. No, there's a lot of people just completely sucking off our tax dollars to survive. 1.00

00:15:24.740 And they live pretty good lives. Like a lot of them are making like half a mil a year or something

00:15:28.640 like that. Wow. Keep in mind that one is just one year for just one person. And that was over

00:15:33.260 $300,000 they got for birdwatching. I mean, yeah. Did you really think they were doing that much?

00:15:40.580 You know, birdwatching is, I think one of those things that you can kind of just go on forever.

00:15:46.540 Well, so what happens when you are constantly handing out government money like this, you get a

00:15:51.840 little thing called inflation. Okay. And we've talked about this before, but I'll just go into it

00:15:56.380 again. Since January, 2021, the price of cereal and baked goods has risen 25%.

00:16:01.780 Chicken has also risen 25%. Uh, no, sorry. Chicken has risen 24%. Refueling like gas, 45%.

00:16:12.200 And electricity, 31%. If you want to compare this to different presidential administrations,

00:16:17.240 this is like the highest it's ever been since Carter. Go check our video where we do that,

00:16:21.340 where Trump had some of the lowest increases. And so obviously this is hitting your average

00:16:25.420 citizen more. So how is Doge going to fix this? Go into it, Simone.

00:16:30.180 Right. So on November 20th, Elon Musk and Vivek Romaswamy posted an op-ed in the Wall Street Journal

00:16:37.040 outlining their plan. And already they've been really transparent about what they're doing.

00:16:42.200 They tweet, they have a tweet, sorry. They have an account on X where they publish updates and

00:16:48.660 Stop deadnaming X, Simone.

00:16:51.640 I'm sorry. It's really difficult. It's, it was, it's been a long run, you know, but you're right.

00:16:56.760 Yeah. I shouldn't deadname it. Anyway, it has, it has an account on X. It's very transparent. And if,

00:17:01.460 by the way, you want to submit your CV to Doge, you should do so through X. You submit a DM to the

00:17:07.960 Doge account on X. That seems to be the only way to get your resume through Malcolm. And I just

00:17:12.300 assume that someone there is going to review all the applications at once. Obviously we submitted

00:17:16.980 our CVs. It hasn't been viewed yet, just FYI, but still just so you know, because I think a lot of

00:17:22.560 people would like to contribute just like we would. So Elon Musk and Vivek Romaswamy are the figureheads

00:17:28.720 of this, of course, but they're not going to be paid by this. And they're like pure volunteers.

00:17:33.380 They're doing this out of the goodness of their hearts, which is saying a lot because these people

00:17:37.180 are actually very important, actually doing really important other things and have a lot of other

00:17:42.860 things they could be doing with their time. But honestly, I can't imagine a more meaningful thing

00:17:47.160 someone could do, especially considering our government spending now. And you threw out all

00:17:51.300 these joke ideas, right? But when you look at the reality, we haven't had a balanced budget. I think

00:17:57.540 we haven't, we've outpaced our tax revenue and spending from 2002 onward. So 2001 was the last

00:18:05.920 year where we didn't overspend for what we got in tax revenue. And when you look at what we spend

00:18:11.580 already on things, we probably couldn't cut like defense, social security, like sort of debt payments,

00:18:19.440 just service on our debt. We can't really afford to not cut things at this point at all.

00:18:27.260 So just, this is so important. What they're going to do is identify and hire a team of small

00:18:33.300 government workers who are going to, through appointments within departments and then working

00:18:39.720 with DOGE, perhaps through the Office of Budget and Management, make this happen. There are three

00:18:45.120 things that they're going to do to reduce the size of government.

00:18:48.760 So the first thing is they're going to make regulatory rescissions. The second thing is

00:18:57.560 they're going to make administrative reductions. And the third thing is they're going to find cost

00:19:01.080 savings. So one thing they're going to do is, oh, another thing they note in their op-ed is that

00:19:08.780 they're going to drive change through executive action based on existing legislation and not create

00:19:13.500 new legislation, which is awesome. So their whole principle here is, is take away and remove

00:19:18.740 and use existing.

00:19:20.000 Actually, hold on. Before you go further with this, I want to make a point here. So we were

00:19:23.280 talking with one of the guys who wrote a project 2025, one of the lead offers of that. And they

00:19:28.320 had in the last administration tried to fire people. And they were basically like, look, even as a lawyer

00:19:34.180 who specializes in firing people for the government, it is near impossible. The way that they are

00:19:39.620 approaching this is so clever because it is actually really hard. And so basically they're

00:19:45.360 only focusing on the areas that, that they can get away with firing people without any legal

00:19:50.900 repercussions.

00:19:51.440 Yeah, no, the, the, the intelligence with which this is being approached is really exciting.

00:19:55.940 And the transparency as well, like it is, is very clearly outlined in this wall street journal article.

00:20:00.960 So one of the cool things that they're doing, and I'm really excited about this is they're using

00:20:05.020 two key court decisions. One being Loper Bright versus Raimondo, which was only in 2024 this year.

00:20:12.760 And the other being West Virginia versus environmental protection agency, a ruling in 2022 to demonstrate

00:20:19.360 that agencies are imposing unauthorized and unlawful regulation. So they're able to use key court

00:20:26.200 decisions to be like, you can't do this anymore. So one of the things they're going to do is like I

00:20:32.640 mentioned earlier, embed personnel appointments in government agencies to sniff out and counter

00:20:40.120 unlawful regulation. And they're also going to presumably leverage AI to help find things that

00:20:44.940 need to be removed. So they're going to use lawyers to find regulations and just, just to make it clear.

00:20:50.700 So laws, laws and legislation, this is stuff that is passed by Congress. This is stuff that elected

00:20:56.740 officials have put together and said, this is the rule. Regulation is what a government agency

00:21:02.620 creates to execute on that law. So these are very different things and regulatory bloat.

00:21:09.760 I mean, there's a lot of legislation that has made our lives harder, but regulatory bloat is what has

00:21:14.280 gone into like clown world territory until like it, this is completely insane territory, just to make

00:21:20.020 that clear. So what the lawyers are going to do is sniff out regulation that clearly oversteps that is

00:21:27.080 illicit that should not be permitted and they're going to remove it. So all illicit regulation

00:21:33.680 identified is first going to be presented to Trump. And then he's going to pause their enforcement

00:21:38.180 and then initiate review and rescission process. So basically anything that isn't right is going to

00:21:46.540 be paused and maybe it matters, right? Like there could be an Overton fence situation with some of

00:21:51.220 these, right? Sorry, not Overton. There could be a Chesterton's fence situation with some of these

00:21:55.460 regulations. Oh no, I think some of these, like as soon as somebody's like, you need to start showing

00:21:58.780 me receipts, it's going to just, the payments are going to stop. You're referring to a different part

00:22:03.700 of this process, which I'll get to later. Oh, okay. Okay. Continue. So that is what the lawyers are going to

00:22:08.240 do. And then at the same time, appointees in these departments who are not the legal experts are

00:22:13.140 basically going to go through and functionally look at the operations of these departments and decide

00:22:17.880 what is the minimum number of employees that's needed to actually get the stuff done that they need to do,

00:22:22.760 like their actual mandate as organizations. Why is this important? This is important because

00:22:28.820 there are basically laws in place that prevent presidential administrations from firing specific

00:22:34.640 people to avoid retaliatory firings. Like, you know, every time some new administration comes into

00:22:40.240 office, they fire everyone who's not loyal. So you can't do targeted firings. What you can do

00:22:45.320 is massive layoffs in, in, in service of proper operation of these agencies. Yes. So this isn't no

00:22:56.280 one specific is going to be fired. There's just going to be massive layoffs. And so you're going

00:23:00.120 to see something similar happening with what kind of happened to Twitter when Elon Musk came in and

00:23:04.040 was like, well, I'm just going to get rid of what, like 80% of the employees. I think we only need

00:23:08.300 about 20% to make this run and he made it happen. And that's the other really clever thing about this

00:23:13.000 is there used to be this perception, like, well, you can't really fire government workers

00:23:16.960 because it would, you know, there's these rules against retaliatory firings. You can,

00:23:22.400 but it has to be massive layoffs. So that's one of the things that these appointees are going to be

00:23:26.480 doing. So that is, that is one element of it. It's basically, I'm categorizing it in my head as like

00:23:31.200 department-based work. Then there's the procurement-based work. And I'm super excited about this because as you

00:23:37.260 know, we, with our travel business have done a lot of procurement responses to government

00:23:42.580 agencies. Oh, it's so bad. It's so bad. The DEI shit.

00:23:46.160 It's, it's, well, it's not just that. So we, we, through our travel business have responded to a 1.00

00:23:51.280 bunch of state-based agencies, universities, anything from like child protective services to

00:23:57.180 like a commerce department to their requests for travel services. And the process sometimes works well,

00:24:05.120 usually is super corrupt, super bureaucratic. They've already chosen basically who they're going to work

00:24:10.240 with. There's all this like stuff that's going on in the background. It is really screwed up,

00:24:14.820 but also like procurement in general is very corrupt. As they say in the op-ed, the federal 0.90

00:24:20.720 government's procurement process is badly broken. Many federal contracts have gone unexamined for

00:24:26.700 years. Large scale audits conducted during a temporary suspension of payments would yield

00:24:30.940 significant savings. So I didn't know this, but they point out in the op-ed that the Pentagon

00:24:36.080 recently failed its seventh consecutive audit, seven audits. So the Pentagon hasn't known where

00:24:43.760 its money is going for seven years? Yes. This suggests that the agency's leadership has little

00:24:47.600 idea how its annual budget of more than 800 billion with a B is spent. Like the idea that the Pentagon

00:24:59.480 is failing its audits is insane. So what Doge is going to do is basically suspend payments and base,

00:25:10.760 if you don't have receipts, if you can't back it up, if you can't pass an audit,

00:25:14.800 then they're not going to pay for it, which I think is so eminently reasonable. And there's kind of,

00:25:22.020 this begs the question, why, why wasn't this just how things were done? Like, if you fail an audit,

00:25:30.700 like if you can't give receipts, I think, you know, most, most people who've worked for someone

00:25:35.000 else or even like been reimbursed by other people ever understand that if you can't give receipts

00:25:40.600 and provide proof of how you spent the money, you're not going to get reimbursed. The fact that

00:25:46.460 governmental agencies have, for some reason, not needed. Just like, we get to ask for money when

00:25:52.320 we want money. Just like money, please. Just always. That's not how it should work. Yes. That's not,

00:25:58.500 that should not be our government. So I'm super excited about the procurements, the procurements

00:26:02.680 work. That is, that is. We need to have a, they are the worst line here too. They are the worst.

00:26:08.540 Oh my God. Oh, it just drives me so crazy. And then the third thing that Doge is going to do 0.65

00:26:15.500 is target the 500 billion plus in ad or annual federal expenditures that are unauthorized by

00:26:22.220 Congress. So this is another one of those things where they don't have to go through Congress to

00:26:26.460 get this done. This is another manner in which they don't have to get Congress to approve of what's

00:26:31.120 going on. This is not money that Congress has control over. It's just, it's just federal spending.

00:26:35.200 And that can be easily cut in many ways. There's just a wide array of programs that are associated

00:26:41.100 with this. So this is all going to happen, by the way, over 18 months. And then it's over.

00:26:47.660 I love that this isn't a permanent program either. They're not adding more government bloat. They're

00:26:51.040 like, okay, we're going to have a limited program here. It's going to run for this long.

00:26:54.680 And then it sunsets. It sunsets on July 4th, 2026, which is just a great way that, that is our

00:26:59.940 independence day in the United States. So it is, it's romantic. It's lovely. It's fitting.

00:27:05.580 I am so excited.

00:27:10.100 We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests.

00:27:15.880 Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July and you will once again be fighting for

00:27:21.780 our freedom from tyranny, oppression, persecution. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.

00:27:28.520 I mean, I'm even more excited after the ridiculous spending stories you shared, but

00:27:33.080 I want to, I know I want to not just get hired by this department. I want to get hired by this

00:27:37.280 department and then go to other countries and implement this program. 0.98

00:27:40.480 Every country needs to fucking implement this program. 0.96

00:27:42.860 And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, 0.98

00:27:48.560 but as the day when the world declared in one voice, we will not go quietly into the night.

00:27:54.020 We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. Today, we celebrate our independence day.

00:28:01.440 This has been, so we're seeing, God, hold on.

00:28:06.160 I mean, Argentina has been doing something.

00:28:07.420 Yeah, that's what I was going to say. It was Argentina. It was Argentina.

00:28:09.900 Argentina is already into this process and it has already helped immensely with their inflation.

00:28:15.340 So, I mean, the wave is growing, right? Like, it's beginning. It's starting.

00:28:20.660 We just have to, like, it has to get done.

00:28:23.340 Well, we've also got to be very careful about this. And this is something I saw by another

00:28:27.000 popular right-wing YouTuber who I like, Ark something. He's mostly a Warhammer guy,

00:28:32.500 and now he's, like, a right-wing Warhammer guy. I don't know.

00:28:34.580 That checks out. Okay, fine.

00:28:36.000 He was saying recently, when doing a talk over an Asmogold video, who's a centrist,

00:28:40.360 i.e. extreme rightist by everyone else's standards.

00:28:43.100 He's the guy who goes over the news, right? Who just seems like a...

00:28:45.920 He just, like, watches stuff and talks over it. So, this is a guy talking over a guy who's talking over news.

00:28:50.120 God. Can I say how disappointed I am that Asmogold has never done any of our content before?

00:28:56.620 I don't know. Give it time.

00:28:58.780 But anyway, so, Asmogold... Anyway, so, they were, were...

00:29:03.860 Oh, he was saying, now that we are in ascension, because this was on, like, the vibe shift that

00:29:08.740 has happened post the Trump election, and there has been a vibe shift, and we should probably do

00:29:12.960 a video on it. Oh, yeah.

00:29:14.020 He was saying that, like, now we have this vibe shift where the anti-woke faction is in

00:29:20.200 ascension, and the woke faction is no longer, like, obviously dominant in every respect.

00:29:26.720 They're still dominant in a lot of respects. They still control a lot of positions of power

00:29:30.320 at major corporations. They still control the news media, but nobody listens to that anymore.

00:29:34.520 They're all being, like, sold off for scrap metal.

00:29:36.600 And there ain't nothing you can do about it.

00:29:40.640 Pardon me while I panic!

00:29:54.100 But I need, I need to have a thing here from the brave little toaster at the shopping...

00:30:03.360 God, that's such a stressful movie! Who can handle that movie? Man, I'm having, like,

00:30:09.160 the shakes just thinking about it. Don't do this to me.

00:30:11.880 It's the worst thing you remember if you rewatch it.

00:30:13.660 Oh, God.

00:30:15.580 I took the kids on the stairs with the hope he was happy till I heard him say... 1.00

00:30:21.580 You're worthless! 0.97

00:30:23.260 But anyway, he was saying that now that we are in ascension, the left only controlled the sort 0.98

00:30:35.960 of, like, popular narrative in this country, like the urban monoculture, as we call it,

00:30:39.240 only controlled things for about 10 years before losing it. It's one of the shortest lengths of

00:30:44.140 time that any culture has ever controlled things.

00:30:46.560 Well, it's, from top to bottom, unsustainable and toxic.

00:30:51.180 Well, the whip mad was power so quickly in terms of enforcing their way of life on other

00:30:56.760 people.

00:30:57.240 Well, and any culture that eats itself in the way that it did, that attacks its own so

00:31:02.060 systematically in the way it did. I mean, they just ran out of people.

00:31:05.020 That's the core of the problem. The problem is, is imposing their cultural values when they

00:31:10.800 are unpopular and stupid on people in different cultural groups. And parts of the right right 1.00

00:31:17.820 now, and this is something that we need to take in mind as we become the dominant faction

00:31:22.580 in this country, or potentially in the world, is we need to not overstep in the way that

00:31:28.660 they overstepped.

00:31:29.520 Oh, yeah.

00:31:30.540 And any part of the right that attempts to, or thinks they're signaling status by doing

00:31:35.660 that, needs to be stomped down so hard in the way that the left should have been treating

00:31:42.560 the trans groomers. Whenever one of these trans groomers, like, whenever they were like, 0.95

00:31:47.240 oh, it's okay to, and I'll put the little skit here by Freedom Tunes, to be, you know,

00:31:52.320 teaching your kids something, and then the parents are like, can I see the curriculum,

00:31:55.480 the sex ed curriculum? Oh, no, we can't show you that. Why don't you want to show the parents?

00:31:59.760 Teddy, a 32-year-old public school teacher who says they like to help children explore

00:32:06.560 their sexual identity. Why don't you take a seat over there? 0.99

00:32:10.060 I'm tutoring.

00:32:11.820 Tutoring? Is that why you sent a curriculum to this 12-year-old girl and told her not to

00:32:17.280 show her parents?

00:32:18.700 Uh, yeah, I'm teaching her about sexuality.

00:32:22.540 A lesson about sex she can't share with her parents. I mean, you understand how this sounds,

00:32:27.440 right?

00:32:27.880 They would try to censor it.

00:32:29.220 So I suppose you wouldn't mind if we educated ourselves with it now.

00:32:32.940 Now, why does this curriculum you sent include illustrations of minors engaged in lewd acts?

00:32:39.480 I mean, come on, Ted.

00:32:40.780 You've been on our watch list for a while, bud.

00:32:44.120 What? Are you serious? This is...

00:32:46.820 Wait just a minute.

00:32:48.540 Intimidating educators like that for shame. 1.00

00:32:51.860 Like, the left should have, when this shit was going down, been like, excuse me? 1.00

00:32:55.920 Why are you hiding your sex ed curriculum from parents? 1.00

00:32:59.780 That seems like a problem.

00:33:02.340 The right needs to be acting the same way for stuff that is equally unpopular.

00:33:06.760 Yeah.

00:33:07.580 Yeah.

00:33:07.980 Among the general populace.

00:33:10.360 Or we will not be able to maintain this position of cultural hegemony.

00:33:16.140 Hegemony.

00:33:18.680 Hegemony? 0.59

00:33:19.800 Hegemony.

00:33:20.760 Well, do you have any final thoughts on all this, Simone?

00:33:23.440 Or...

00:33:24.000 I hope we can get jobs.

00:33:26.960 I don't...

00:33:27.380 So, like, you know what?

00:33:28.760 I have documented experience disappointing people in Washington, D.C.

00:33:34.460 because one of my jobs at the cupcake shop, at Georgetown Cupcake, was to go out whenever,

00:33:39.680 like, a flavor ran out.

00:33:41.700 And it was, like, you know, below freezing.

00:33:44.520 And people had been waiting in line for two plus hours for their favorite cupcake.

00:33:48.580 I was the one who would go out and tell them...

00:33:51.100 This is what happened.

00:33:51.360 She went to, like, a viral cupcake shop that had a reality show about it.

00:33:54.480 I worked there, yeah.

00:33:54.960 We ditched our corporate jobs to follow our dream.

00:33:57.620 One hot cupcake shop.

00:33:59.420 We'll wait in line for over an hour for our cupcakes.

00:34:02.660 It's TLC's delicious new drama.

00:34:04.960 This is the worst flavor that we've ever made. 0.98

00:34:06.780 What the f*** do you want me to do? 0.98

00:34:07.680 Two, three! 1.00

00:34:08.300 And I would tell them that Red Velvet was out.

00:34:10.540 I would tell them that Pumpkin Spice was out.

00:34:12.440 And I would do it with a smile.

00:34:14.120 And I am happy to fire people en masse.

00:34:20.040 And, I mean, already, like, people hate us.

00:34:22.420 Like, what do we have to lose?

00:34:24.160 I'm here for it.

00:34:25.700 Oh, I live off of their hate.

00:34:28.700 You know, like, Tinkerbell?

00:34:30.200 You know Tinkerbell, where everyone's like, I believe in Tinkerbell.

00:34:33.680 Yeah.

00:34:33.920 I believe in Tinkerbell.

00:34:35.440 And she's getting back her powers.

00:34:37.320 All of the lefties, I'm like, I hate the Cullensists. 0.89

00:34:40.120 I hate the Cullensists. 0.54

00:34:41.440 It gives you...

00:34:42.060 It's like children clapping.

00:34:44.360 Oh, that's sweet.

00:34:45.960 That's very sweet.

00:34:47.720 No, I mean, and keep in mind, they do mention in the Wall Street Journal article that they

00:34:50.920 plan on setting up retraining programs and other programs to help these people find jobs.

00:34:55.420 I don't like the idea of people losing their jobs.

00:34:58.140 And also, most government workers I've come into contact with are great and talented people.

00:35:05.580 But honestly, their lives are being ruined by, you know, what they're doing.

00:35:10.720 And also, we have to remember, as we think about jobs that are being lost and eliminated

00:35:15.060 now, just how many jobs are being prevented by this regulation right now.

00:35:20.240 So, the guys on All In, on the All In podcast, are talking about this in the Wall Street Journal

00:35:24.980 article.

00:35:25.480 And they were talking about how this bloated regulation disproportionately hurts people

00:35:29.880 on the front lines and people who are less wealthy and of lower means.

00:35:32.900 They were pointing out how it costs like $7,000 to become a hair cutter in the United States.

00:35:38.460 You know, to be able to cut hair.

00:35:40.120 Just like the regulatory bloat that goes into that now.

00:35:43.540 That makes it prohibitively difficult for people to just do basic professions.

00:35:47.200 You know, I freaking cut your hair in, like, the back of our house every two weeks or so.

00:35:52.380 But if I were to do it for money, the amount of money I would have to put down would, like,

00:35:56.400 throw us back for months in terms of being able to afford food.

00:35:59.880 You know, things like that.

00:36:00.860 It's insane.

00:36:02.040 So, you know, people may, this is going to be unpopular, right?

00:36:05.080 There's going to be, there are going to be mass layoffs.

00:36:07.420 People are going to have a ton of butthurt about it.

00:36:11.060 And a lot of people's lives will be severely disrupted by it.

00:36:13.960 But at the same time, already, millions of people's lives are going to be severely disrupted.

00:36:18.860 Millions of people's lives are being ruined by this.

00:36:21.340 Millions of people's lives.

00:36:22.520 They're not able to work.

00:36:24.060 They're not able to feed their families. 0.72

00:36:25.180 They're not able to start businesses or get jobs.

00:36:26.940 They went into lines of work that were designed to parasitize the American taxpayer. 0.88

00:36:31.600 Yeah.

00:36:31.800 And I think that, this is the thing, we have friends in this category.

00:36:35.140 I have friends in this category.

00:36:36.100 And they tell me, oh, yeah, I've spent the last year, you know, I get paid, like, a quarter million dollars a year.

00:36:41.500 And I wrote this report.

00:36:43.120 And I know nobody's going to read the report.

00:36:45.200 Yeah.

00:36:45.400 My job is writing reports about the environment.

00:36:47.760 Yeah, they're like, but I enjoy it.

00:36:48.940 So, who cares?

00:36:49.780 And it's like.

00:36:51.000 And it's like, look, like, I like you as a human being.

00:36:54.000 But, like, you know that, like, you shouldn't have this job, right?

00:36:57.280 Like, it's terrifying that the federal government is burning taxpayer money like this.

00:37:01.700 Well, and, yeah, this is a tragedy of the commons issue.

00:37:03.940 Like, we're talking about a field here that, you know, is, or some kind of natural resource that is being drained.

00:37:10.320 Like, we are going to run out of money to pay Social Security.

00:37:12.880 We're going to run out of money to maintain basic infrastructure.

00:37:15.180 Like, the nation is going to start to crumble.

00:37:17.060 We won't even be able to math-euthanize the elderly when we need to. 0.99

00:37:20.540 We won't have the money for it.

00:37:21.360 We'll have to walk around with a pellet gun like they do at, like, farms,

00:37:25.480 where they can't waste a bullet on the bulls.

00:37:29.440 That's where we're going to be.

00:37:32.300 It's bad.

00:37:33.620 And it just, yeah.

00:37:34.260 So, I mean, like, continuing to do this is less humane, very technically, and very realistically, than mass-firing people.

00:37:44.220 And keep in mind, like, a lot of these people are going to end up, you know,

00:37:46.580 they're going to pressure people to leave their jobs through early retirement incentives.

00:37:51.960 They're going to.

00:37:52.860 One of the things they're going to do, which is smart, although, you know,

00:37:55.480 I still hate office work in general, but, you know,

00:37:57.620 obviously we'll gladly show up anywhere where people want us if we can serve.

00:38:01.320 But they're just going to, they're going to say, well, you know what?

00:38:03.220 If you don't want to come into the office and you can't work here anymore,

00:38:05.620 it's five days a week or nothing.

00:38:06.980 And that's going to lead to a lot of layoffs. 1.00

00:38:08.920 Or, sorry, not layoffs, but independent quits anyway,

00:38:12.600 because people are so used to working from home and they don't want to go into an office.

00:38:15.440 And that's understandable.

00:38:16.440 So, they're going to go this, this, or do this as nicely as they can.

00:38:21.160 You know, they're going to try to like do the breakup version where you just kind of 0.96

00:38:25.220 act like a dick boyfriend and then like hope that she leaves you.

00:38:28.340 They're going to incentivize people to retire early and then they're going to mass lay off 0.99

00:38:32.760 people.

00:38:33.620 But anyway, this is, this is so important.

00:38:36.620 Again, if you want to be involved, like if you're listening to this and you're like,

00:38:39.400 I'm happy to move wherever I need to go and put in 80 hours a week and do what it takes

00:38:45.260 to help in this 18 month initiative, which is going to change the course of the future

00:38:49.960 of our country and the world, because if this works to the United States, it's going to be

00:38:54.160 replicated elsewhere.

00:38:56.200 Submit your CV to the Doge X account.

00:38:59.560 We have done it.

00:39:00.360 We hope to serve.

00:39:01.740 We hope that you hope to serve too, if you are competent and able to contribute in some way.

00:39:06.080 So please do so.

00:39:07.320 So exactly when, and we've also let our contacts know it was in the department, but they seem

00:39:13.440 a little too high level to be involved in hiring, which is unfortunate.

00:39:19.800 Yeah.

00:39:20.300 So who knows?

00:39:23.040 I wonder who is actually going to be.

00:39:25.700 Yeah.

00:39:26.120 I wonder who's actually making these decisions.

00:39:28.560 Yeah.

00:39:28.980 Like who's making these decisions.

00:39:30.420 I mean, it's hard.

00:39:31.740 Cause like you are one of the most qualified people I could imagine to do this.

00:39:35.760 Also your brother.

00:39:36.660 He'd be amazing at this.

00:39:39.700 Or his wife.

00:39:40.800 You know what?

00:39:41.360 Oh, she'd be, she, she could do the whole thing by herself.

00:39:44.220 So my brother's wife is a very- 0.98

00:39:45.920 The government can't afford her, Malcolm.

00:39:47.560 I'm sorry.

00:39:48.100 They can't afford her.

00:39:48.920 She's too-

00:39:49.300 I know what she used to do in her spare time when she had another job. 0.98

00:39:53.900 So she, I can't remember.

00:39:54.980 She acquired some company or something and she'd sit around just for fun and listen to random

00:40:02.840 service people's calls to fire people who weren't doing a good enough job at their, at

00:40:08.920 their service jobs.

00:40:10.000 She does not accept mediocrity.

00:40:12.580 Yeah.

00:40:12.780 Yeah. 0.99

00:40:12.900 Anyway, like it just, it sucks.

00:40:14.980 Cause I know that you would be amazing.

00:40:16.620 And I'm also like, I don't, I don't know how you're going to, but I know like there are

00:40:21.320 not that many people in the world who would do as good of a job with this as you would.

00:40:24.220 And I'm like, ah, how do I just get you hired for this?

00:40:29.840 I mean, there's other things we'd be better at working in the, whatever the education department

00:40:33.140 is working in the, oh, the, yeah.

00:40:35.480 The American Academy, but no one, no one knows what that's going to be yet.

00:40:39.620 So anyway, I hope we can get in.

00:40:42.160 If you're listening to this and you're hoping to get in, um, and you're trying to find inroads

00:40:46.320 to email us through our foundation and I'll put you on a list of people to inform if we

00:40:51.980 learn of anything more concrete on how to like, say I'm doing my part, I'll, I'll sign

00:40:57.100 up, but yeah, right now, all I can say is go to X.com and search Doge, which you can't

00:41:06.700 even do in PDF form.

00:41:07.820 You have to send an image file.

00:41:09.520 So whatevs.

00:41:11.600 Wait, you have to send an image file?

00:41:13.260 Yeah.

00:41:13.920 I switched them to PNGs.

00:41:15.740 It's fine.

00:41:17.600 Yeah.

00:41:18.040 Yeah.

00:41:18.240 Yeah.

00:41:18.580 I love you, Milka.

00:41:19.500 Yeah.

00:41:19.760 Yeah.

00:41:20.000 Yeah.

00:41:20.400 Well, that's the way I feel about you, Simone.

00:41:21.980 I, I, I, I, and I've just been, by the way, I've just been like during this call, like

00:41:26.340 reading like random headlines and stuff like this.

00:41:29.000 And I'm like, we are in the best timeline.

00:41:31.540 Oh my gosh.

00:41:32.380 Isn't this exciting?

00:41:33.000 Yeah.

00:41:33.180 This is great.

00:41:34.260 This is great.

00:41:34.920 So RFK will cut prescription drugs, increase weed and psychedelic access by a hostile media

00:41:41.440 outlet.

00:41:42.160 I'm like, ah, that sounds pretty good.

00:41:43.840 Well, there was some point at which he had made some kind of allusion to putting people,

00:41:51.440 um, who are addicted to ADHD medication in, into work camp.

00:41:55.760 And like, someone tweeted that like, that is the worst missed opportunity in the entire

00:42:00.260 world.

00:42:00.560 Like the one time you could have used the term concentration camps.

00:42:04.600 Ah!

00:42:05.840 The concentration camp.

00:42:07.220 Now, Kyle, I need you to be quiet.

00:42:09.480 In my class, you need to be able to concentrate.

00:42:11.800 Ugh! 0.97

00:42:12.680 Concentration is the key to succeeding in my class.

00:42:15.000 Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp.

00:42:16.840 Ah! 1.00

00:42:17.840 Damn it! 1.00

00:42:18.360 Damn it! 1.00

00:42:18.840 Damn it! 1.00

00:42:19.340 Cut, man! 1.00

00:42:19.880 I kind of have the South Park clip about that here.

00:42:22.120 But also, RFK, just, I didn't know anything about him before this election cycle.

00:42:26.420 I liked him so much.

00:42:28.260 He seems like such a real guy.

00:42:29.860 But, and I also hope that people, like, I feel like a lot of people had negative opinions

00:42:34.940 on Elon going into all this because they had sort of believed the random influencers 0.97

00:42:39.900 who just like shitting on famous people. 0.95

00:42:42.180 Like, has enough of him come through yet that you're like, oh yeah, he just sits around playing 0.99

00:42:49.120 effing Diablo 4.

00:42:51.260 Like, not even a great game.

00:42:53.140 But like, do you know he's the number one ranked player in the world right now?

00:42:55.900 No, I'm not sure if it's him or if it's somebody he's paying, but they do know that at least

00:43:03.140 he pays it a great deal, even on meetings.

00:43:06.700 Oh God.

00:43:07.800 Well, you know, everyone has their style and that is his style.

00:43:13.600 But yeah, I mean, people who bet against him don't have a great record on winning,

00:43:18.620 so I don't know.

00:43:20.020 Right?

00:43:20.480 No, I think a lot of this stuff, a lot of people are beginning to be like, oh, he's kind

00:43:25.120 of a bro.

00:43:25.780 And it's like, we've been telling you guys that.

00:43:27.820 We've been telling you that.

00:43:29.280 Yeah.

00:43:29.960 Yeah.

00:43:30.640 Yeah.

00:43:31.060 And it's not like he's living for selfish reasons.

00:43:34.560 His life isn't fun.

00:43:35.960 He works incredibly hard.

00:43:37.620 He genuinely cares about long-term human flourishing.

00:43:41.060 So that's what he gets in my book.

00:43:43.660 It's my seal of approval that no one ever asked for or cares about.

00:43:48.140 I think a lot of people care about your seal of approval.

00:43:50.640 You're the moral center of this show.

00:43:52.320 Oh, no.

00:43:55.540 Well, that tells you a lot about this show's moral center.

00:44:00.140 Well, I think Octavian's probably this show's moral center, actually.

00:44:04.540 I can't wait till he's a bit older.

00:44:06.060 He's going to be such an awesome.

00:44:07.700 Yeah.

00:44:08.660 No, he's a bro.

00:44:09.840 I can already tell him and Toasty.

00:44:12.260 Oh, my God.

00:44:12.720 They're going to have so many great ideas.

00:44:14.100 I am so excited to introduce you guys to them as they become more people and better able

00:44:18.600 to convey things quickly.

00:44:21.420 And what great kids.

00:44:24.660 Leave Titan out of this.

00:44:27.060 Titan.

00:44:28.160 Titan, you and you are going through a rough patch.

00:44:31.260 Titan's going to be a situation.

00:44:33.080 But I am excited for my kids to replace me.

00:44:36.940 You know what I mean?

00:44:37.640 Yeah, same.

00:44:38.840 Same. 0.80

00:44:40.000 Death is going to be such a relief. 0.63

00:44:41.600 Anyway, I love you.

00:44:43.540 And...

00:44:43.860 Love you.

00:44:44.540 Yes.

00:44:45.020 Goodbye.

00:44:46.220 Goodbye and farewell.

00:44:47.820 Goodbye.

00:44:57.040 Oh, no.

00:44:57.840 You cut my nose off.

00:44:59.980 Oh, no.

00:45:00.520 You cut my nose.

00:45:01.600 You cut my eyelids off.

00:45:03.240 Why would you do that?

00:45:08.400 Oh, my gosh, Toasty.

00:45:10.000 What is going on here?

00:45:11.820 I love you.

00:45:13.200 And you know that I love you.

00:45:15.100 Yeah, I do tell you that you love me.

00:45:19.540 You're very good at being on me.

00:45:20.680 You put my head in there.

00:45:22.760 Oh, no.

00:45:23.280 You're going to put your head in my shirt?

00:45:24.480 Titan is totally passing out.

00:45:29.200 Oh, my gosh.

00:45:30.700 Titan.

00:45:33.920 Oh, my God.

00:45:35.000 Those are three.

00:45:36.320 She had a fun day today.

00:45:39.280 Toasty, you going to finish those nugs?

00:45:42.920 No, not nugs.

00:45:44.320 Dinosaur nuggets.

00:45:45.360 Yeah, they're dinosaur nuggets.

00:45:48.120 You're not going to eat more Dutch baby? 1.00

00:45:50.000 You should eat more Dutch baby. 1.00

00:45:50.840 Oh, no.

00:45:51.400 You're going in.

00:45:52.700 Oh, no.

00:45:53.080 You're going to leave it in there.

00:45:55.020 Oh, oh.

00:45:56.200 Stop.

00:45:57.440 Stop tingling.

00:45:58.420 Stop tingling.

00:45:58.980 Stop tingling.

00:45:59.420 Stop tingling.

Based Camp - November 27, 2024

DOGE Reveal： Elon and Vivek's Gameplan for Eliminating Government Waste

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