Based Camp - November 27, 2024


DOGE Reveal: Elon and Vivek's Gameplan for Eliminating Government Waste


Episode Stats

Length

45 minutes

Words per Minute

179.29465

Word Count

8,246

Sentence Count

744

Misogynist Sentences

13

Hate Speech Sentences

17


Summary

The Department of Governance and Efficiency (DOGE) is a new agency created by President Trump, and it's designed to get rid of waste in the federal government. But what exactly will the DOGE do? What will it look like? How will it work? And what will it do with the money it's going to be getting? To find out, we talk to writer and editor-in-chief of The Daily Beast, Simone Goldstein.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hello, Simone. I'm excited to be talking to you. I think going into this election, a lot of people
00:00:04.080 knew that the Department of Governance Efficiency or DOGE run by Elon and Vivek was something that
00:00:10.420 was going to be started, something that Trump had promised. But I think a lot of people were like,
00:00:15.180 I don't know. Are we going to get concrete details? What's it going to look like? How is
00:00:20.740 it going to run? And in this episode, we're going to be going over all of that because it's been
00:00:26.560 laid out in pretty explicit detail. So if you're like, what is this department going to do? And
00:00:30.720 what's it going to look like? We're going to go over that. But we're going to start or go into this
00:00:36.800 by talking about the types of government waste that this is designed to get rid of.
00:00:44.260 Rage inducing.
00:00:46.340 This will induce, well, it'll induce so much rage in you. Okay, so let's start with
00:00:50.380 $28 million in licensing fees for green, quote unquote, camouflage pattern in Afghanistan.
00:00:59.980 And that's for the Afghan army. So the Pentagon was criticized for spending $28 million on licensing
00:01:05.560 fees for the lush green pattern on Afghan National Army uniforms. The problem, Afghanistan is 98% desert.
00:01:13.960 So the bright color would stand out, not what you're looking for in camo. Picking a different color,
00:01:19.520 say one of the many others the government already had the rights to that were already used by the
00:01:25.640 American forces, plus making alterations like swapping pricey zippers for cheap buttons,
00:01:31.320 which saves the taxpayers between $68.6 million and $71.2 million over the course of a decade,
00:01:39.300 a government report showed. Here's another example.
00:01:43.560 I just, you can't just criticize. If that were an employee, that employee would be
00:01:48.640 not only fired, but likely subject to legal action, that level of.
00:01:53.560 You would be at a company subject to legal action for that. And I, I think that this is the type of
00:01:58.000 thing where people shouldn't just be fired. We should be looking for who's profiting from this,
00:02:01.780 because this is almost certainly somebody giving a kick out. That's just like.
00:02:04.680 So screwed up.
00:02:05.440 So absurd.
00:02:06.700 That somebody in the government's making money.
00:02:09.080 Because you also hear these stories about people not having sufficiently good equipment,
00:02:11.920 like family sending to their people overseas, to their family members overseas,
00:02:15.780 who are serving in the military, better equipment, because the stuff that they have isn't good
00:02:19.220 enough. This is really bad.
00:02:21.560 Well, okay. You want to hear something else? Paying hipsters to not smoke. When the NIH figured out
00:02:28.940 anti-smoking ads weren't resonating with young adults, they decided to go straight to the source.
00:02:34.160 That's right. Hipsters. Or as the Commune Project called them, quote,
00:02:37.900 a group focused on the alternative music scene, local artists and designers,
00:02:42.520 and eclectic self-expression, end quote. The campaign spent $5 million in federal cash
00:02:49.520 on Commune-branded beer cozies and other swag, smoke-free events featuring indie bands,
00:02:56.460 and artist-designed flyers, and more. Another initiative involved.
00:03:00.600 Wait, that doesn't, that doesn't work. Shouldn't the NIH only use evidence-based things? I mean,
00:03:05.480 this is like the science.
00:03:06.620 No, it's a vibe-based department now, Simone. It does science, which is real science.
00:03:11.960 Science, TM, not whatever we used to call science.
00:03:16.480 Oh, this hurts more than I thought it would.
00:03:18.700 Another initiative involved paying hipsters $100 to kick the habit of smoking and blog about it.
00:03:26.260 They're not going to do that. They're not actually going to do that.
00:03:29.940 Right? They just say, yeah.
00:03:31.740 I would just take $100 and be like, yeah. Like when I had an eating disorder as a teen,
00:03:36.980 and my dad was like, you need to go to therapy. I'm like, how about you give me the money you pay
00:03:42.000 to a therapist, and I'll just stop being a dick about this. He never actually paid me.
00:03:46.940 You actually stopped, by the way. This is actually how they fixed you. You took the money that they
00:03:50.480 were going to give the therapist. No, no, no. They didn't end up giving me any money. My dad just
00:03:53.560 figured out he can give me a nutrition app, and I would just use that to make sure I was eating
00:03:57.240 enough. But like, I had proposed to that, but that's what you propose when you plan on doing nothing
00:04:01.960 and just pocketing the money. That is, oh, that makes me so mad.
00:04:06.800 Okay. Now, this one makes me so mad, not because it was happening, but because it wasn't televised.
00:04:12.320 Okay.
00:04:14.360 For more than 20 years, Northwestern University researchers received National Institute of
00:04:19.160 Health money to watch hamster fights. The project reportedly received more than $3 million over
00:04:25.240 the course of the project. If C-SPAN were replaced with government-funded hamster fights,
00:04:31.540 it would be like one of the top channels. Hold on. It gets better. Some of these
00:04:35.960 experiments involved injecting the hamsters with steroids, then putting them in the cage
00:04:42.580 with drugged rodents.
00:04:48.160 Yes!
00:04:49.740 No, that is taxpayer dollars well spent.
00:04:52.280 It was only shut down because of animal activists. And I'm like, this is the thing. You didn't air it.
00:04:58.120 I want to see hamsters giving, like, steroids and amphetamines fighting other hamsters.
00:05:03.860 Especially if they put them in costumes, you know, the betting markets. I mean, will pickles win,
00:05:09.160 or is it down to flupters? Oh my gosh.
00:05:12.820 Come on. Come on. It's amazing.
00:05:14.860 Okay. I'm here for you.
00:05:15.880 Okay. Here's one that'll get you. Empty buildings, because this is actually a big line item.
00:05:21.780 Some old schools, firehouses, and offices that aren't being used anymore, but the government
00:05:26.740 still holds onto them. There's about 770,000 unused buildings nationwide. This is out of 2016.
00:05:35.220 The thing is that those buildings don't just sit there innocently. Instead, they require maintenance,
00:05:40.100 such as basic power, lawn mowing, and pipes that won't freeze. This costs $1.7 billion every year,
00:05:47.860 according to NPR. A progressive outlet, by the way. We are spending $1.7 billion a year to maintain
00:05:55.300 empty buildings that the government won't sell. I think about this a lot when we drive by
00:06:00.700 vacant buildings that have mowed lawns and some lights are on. It freaks me out because I know
00:06:06.360 how much people pay for mowed lawns, and we don't pay for mowed lawns.
00:06:10.400 Yeah, we don't pay for mowed lawns. What?
00:06:12.380 What? We're like, let's just let the grass freaking grow. We don't have the money for this.
00:06:17.160 It's insane. I mow, excuse me, I mow the lawn, Simone. It takes a lot of effort, okay?
00:06:22.840 Yeah, it's really cute, though, when you, when, when, when you used to, like, wear the kids on
00:06:26.180 your back. Probably not safe, but really cute. They like it. They like it. They like it.
00:06:31.380 It's great. I need to dig up that footage. Anyway. By the way, all of this waste that I've been
00:06:37.260 talking about, this is all from one article on this. Now we're going to go to a different-
00:06:40.940 On the Heritage Foundation? I love their budget and spending articles.
00:06:45.400 Oh, no, we're not going to a different one. We're going to go to the Heritage Foundation
00:06:47.880 one in just a bit. That's the Reader Digest one that Droge treated.
00:06:51.040 Okay.
00:06:51.520 Okay. Printing documents nobody reads. Although the Federal Register, a daily document that
00:06:58.360 outlines government proposals, decisions, meetings, and more, could theoretically be making
00:07:03.340 money through its $929 annual subscriptions, a good deal of the copies are unread. Every
00:07:11.540 member of Congress automatically receives a new copy every day, even though the contents
00:07:16.940 are available for free and searchable online. A bill considered in 2017 estimated saving $1 million
00:07:24.500 a year if the government just stopped automatically printing this.
00:07:27.780 One, nobody reads. Two, obviously you need the digital version because then you can just have
00:07:31.500 AI summarize it. This is, oh, this is such a great example of a policy or something that
00:07:37.160 began like before the internet when people had no other option.
00:07:41.100 Well, no, hold on. They had a chance to stop it in 2017 and Congress didn't.
00:07:44.600 Of course they didn't. Of course they didn't. Because someone's making money from that printing
00:07:48.420 and then someone gets pissed off and then-
00:07:50.080 Yeah, somebody's making money and I bet they're related to somebody in Congress or friends with
00:07:54.040 somebody in Congress.
00:07:55.520 Oh, this is so bad.
00:07:56.860 Okay. Well, no, you're going to keep being sad here. The International House of Pancakes
00:08:02.180 got a half a million dollar grant from the US Department of Health and Human Services
00:08:06.560 to build an IHOP in Washington, DC. But no, this wasn't about members of Congress getting a new place
00:08:13.420 to eat or a short stack. The initiative was to create 70 full-time jobs for low-income workers who
00:08:20.060 qualified for government financial assistance. So this was just to create 70 jobs for workers who were
00:08:26.940 already on government assistance.
00:08:29.380 So their plan, their plan was just to make an IHOP because that's the only thing these people-
00:08:36.760 It was for people who are living this simulated government teat lifestyle.
00:08:40.380 Yeah. Where they have a pretend job with food that nobody's buying so that the government can give
00:08:46.780 them money and they're already on government assistance.
00:08:49.200 Like, why couldn't they have created, like, one of those cool- You know, like, that food truck hallway?
00:08:52.980 It's not actually food trucks, but that, like, food hallway in Peru where it's, like, actually cool food.
00:08:57.560 But I guess you'd have to have talent to do that.
00:08:59.320 But, oh man, that's just really, that's really disappointing. Nothing against pancakes.
00:09:04.600 It'd be something like the incoming Trump government where all this competent, cool stuff is happening.
00:09:08.300 I love the progressives are, like, seizing. These people are young. They can't possibly know what
00:09:12.780 they're doing. And it's like, well, maybe put two and two together there, buddy. All right. So
00:09:16.700 in 2015, the Super Bowl, the U.S. Census Bureau paid $2.5 million in taxpayer money to run a 30-second
00:09:26.740 ad in the Super Bowl. $2.5 million. Here's another fun one. $4.3 million was spent by the National
00:09:35.120 Comedy Center in Jamestown, New York to create, and $1.7 million of that was federal grants,
00:09:42.120 to create holograms of dead comedians.
00:09:46.460 To, for, why? Why? Why? Why did, why did we need holograms of-
00:09:52.920 They just wanted to light some money on fire. You know,
00:09:55.160 progresses. Holograms. Okay.
00:09:59.080 It's not about money.
00:10:01.200 It's about sending a message.
00:10:04.560 All right.
00:10:05.660 Hold on.
00:10:06.800 Now we're going to go to the Heritage Pieces list of Wasteful Money.
00:10:10.640 Okay.
00:10:12.440 I am just beating you guys up today.
00:10:15.120 This is, this is-
00:10:16.580 I don't know.
00:10:17.580 How many people are just going to drop this before they get to have an apartment work?
00:10:20.800 Because they're like, I cannot handle this.
00:10:22.340 Go to the, if you want to skip this, you can go to the, the little timestamps that we put in the
00:10:27.240 videos. Okay. So here are a few examples, because if you're like, okay, some of those grants were from
00:10:32.760 the past. Here are a few examples of grants that the administration approved since December,
00:10:38.700 2022. Okay.
00:10:40.700 Okay. Yeah. Post-pandemic. All right. Sort of the new world.
00:10:43.560 45 million for a quote-unquote diversity and inclusion scholarship in Burma.
00:10:50.540 In Burma.
00:10:52.040 Because that's going to solve their problems.
00:10:53.620 Yeah.
00:10:54.600 Okay.
00:10:55.480 Because they, they said that Burma, that this was the argument for it.
00:10:59.020 They said Burma had a flawed judicial system with rampant corruption, but that it could probably be fixed with DEI.
00:11:06.320 Oh, DEI has fixed everything in the United States.
00:11:09.820 So let's definitely export that.
00:11:12.840 Okay. Okay. Here's a fun one.
00:11:14.200 Three million for girl-centered climate action in Brazil.
00:11:18.480 Girls, because, because guy-centered climate action is so weird.
00:11:22.600 No, they needed to make it sexist.
00:11:24.180 Oh.
00:11:24.580 Poinously sexist.
00:11:25.640 Oh, okay. Yes. Right.
00:11:27.580 Anyone who still doesn't understand that women are treated as a special and, and superior cast in
00:11:32.120 our society by the urban monoculture is just like out of their mind.
00:11:35.100 I just, yeah.
00:11:35.720 Women don't have a great record for actual concrete achievements with regard to sustainability or climate action.
00:11:42.500 So I'm a little concerned just in terms of like, if I were going to place a bet on someone
00:11:48.340 and they, yeah, we'll just move on, move on, carry on before I say anything.
00:11:54.320 So they spent around $125 million, the CDC did, to fund the, quote, racial justice competency model,
00:12:02.100 end quote, which, rooted in critical race theories, claims that any outcome gaps between racial groups
00:12:08.780 must be caused by systemic racism.
00:12:11.520 Okay. All right.
00:12:13.520 And forcing CRT, critical race theory, onto the medical system.
00:12:18.820 Ugh.
00:12:21.700 Yeah. Cause that had, had really gone well.
00:12:23.940 Here's another one. Half a million dollars funding an anti-Israel group that fought, quote
00:12:29.980 unquote, disinformation. So basically pro-Hamas people.
00:12:32.460 Oh, all right. Well.
00:12:34.360 We've seen those online. They've even brainwashed some like idiot people who are like, oh no,
00:12:39.240 Hamas are the victims.
00:12:40.940 Then, um, yeah. Now I know where their money, so.
00:12:47.720 Yes.
00:12:48.200 That's.
00:12:48.880 From the Biden administration. I love that the Biden administration couldn't do enough
00:12:52.740 to make the left happy on that stuff.
00:12:54.280 Wow.
00:12:54.740 Sorry. So for example, the money was given to an organization called Men Action.
00:13:00.620 Key members of the group have parroted disinformation themselves, repeating false claims
00:13:05.020 made about Israel's fight against Hamas. Let's see what claims they made.
00:13:08.500 Oh, so remember how I said they were pro-Hamas and some listeners may have listened to this
00:13:13.020 and said, come on, they can't possibly be pro-Hamas. You're just strawmanning them. Well,
00:13:19.080 they called Hamas and the people who died in the initial attacks, quote unquote, righteous
00:13:23.760 martyrs.
00:13:24.500 Um, ah, ah, um, so have fun guys. Have fun. It is that bad. Okay. Here's another one. There was
00:13:36.560 around $300,000 spent a federal, your tax money for a group of quote unquote, diverse bird watchers.
00:13:43.580 Diverse. Oh, that's interesting.
00:13:47.360 From the National Science Foundation.
00:13:49.780 That is interesting. It reminds me of the guy who created Central Park Karen. He was himself a
00:13:58.140 diverse bird watcher.
00:14:00.080 Central Park Karen. Oh, yes.
00:14:01.520 No, yes. The guy who, yeah, who like had dog treats with him and harassed people to watch dogs.
00:14:06.620 By the way, this wasn't even created in response to any sort of evidence of bigotry or
00:14:11.760 discrimination among bird watchers. Yeah. But I mean, these days, think about it. If you're in
00:14:16.580 one of these organizations and your proposed grant is not for people who are higher in the approved
00:14:24.360 hierarchy of whatever oppression Olympics, right. Then you're not going to, you're going to get the
00:14:31.300 side eye. So they're just trying to avoid the side eye. I know why they did it. It's just.
00:14:35.240 Well, hold on, hold on. The reason they said they needed the money was because they quote
00:14:38.940 lacking a sense of community or feeling their voices are not being heard in quote. And I think
00:14:44.520 that there's like this class of like, can't the community be about being a birder? Can't
00:14:51.740 that? No, no, no, no. Because this is what you're missing, Simone. You're thinking that this is like
00:14:56.260 positive actors, but this is clearly like some POC person. And I saw this at like my Stanford
00:15:00.960 GSB reunion that there is like a class of POCs in our society and in our world right now
00:15:06.020 that just mostly POC women who do this, they basically do nothing but apply to like pointless
00:15:11.540 grants and DEI based stuff. And because you can make an, it's a career now you can make a career
00:15:18.320 of it. Yeah. No, there's a lot of people just completely sucking off our tax dollars to survive.
00:15:24.740 And they live pretty good lives. Like a lot of them are making like half a mil a year or something
00:15:28.640 like that. Wow. Keep in mind that one is just one year for just one person. And that was over
00:15:33.260 $300,000 they got for birdwatching. I mean, yeah. Did you really think they were doing that much?
00:15:40.580 You know, birdwatching is, I think one of those things that you can kind of just go on forever.
00:15:46.540 Well, so what happens when you are constantly handing out government money like this, you get a
00:15:51.840 little thing called inflation. Okay. And we've talked about this before, but I'll just go into it
00:15:56.380 again. Since January, 2021, the price of cereal and baked goods has risen 25%.
00:16:01.780 Chicken has also risen 25%. Uh, no, sorry. Chicken has risen 24%. Refueling like gas, 45%.
00:16:12.200 And electricity, 31%. If you want to compare this to different presidential administrations,
00:16:17.240 this is like the highest it's ever been since Carter. Go check our video where we do that,
00:16:21.340 where Trump had some of the lowest increases. And so obviously this is hitting your average
00:16:25.420 citizen more. So how is Doge going to fix this? Go into it, Simone.
00:16:30.180 Right. So on November 20th, Elon Musk and Vivek Romaswamy posted an op-ed in the Wall Street Journal
00:16:37.040 outlining their plan. And already they've been really transparent about what they're doing.
00:16:42.200 They tweet, they have a tweet, sorry. They have an account on X where they publish updates and
00:16:48.660 Stop deadnaming X, Simone.
00:16:51.640 I'm sorry. It's really difficult. It's, it was, it's been a long run, you know, but you're right.
00:16:56.760 Yeah. I shouldn't deadname it. Anyway, it has, it has an account on X. It's very transparent. And if,
00:17:01.460 by the way, you want to submit your CV to Doge, you should do so through X. You submit a DM to the
00:17:07.960 Doge account on X. That seems to be the only way to get your resume through Malcolm. And I just
00:17:12.300 assume that someone there is going to review all the applications at once. Obviously we submitted
00:17:16.980 our CVs. It hasn't been viewed yet, just FYI, but still just so you know, because I think a lot of
00:17:22.560 people would like to contribute just like we would. So Elon Musk and Vivek Romaswamy are the figureheads
00:17:28.720 of this, of course, but they're not going to be paid by this. And they're like pure volunteers.
00:17:33.380 They're doing this out of the goodness of their hearts, which is saying a lot because these people
00:17:37.180 are actually very important, actually doing really important other things and have a lot of other
00:17:42.860 things they could be doing with their time. But honestly, I can't imagine a more meaningful thing
00:17:47.160 someone could do, especially considering our government spending now. And you threw out all
00:17:51.300 these joke ideas, right? But when you look at the reality, we haven't had a balanced budget. I think
00:17:57.540 we haven't, we've outpaced our tax revenue and spending from 2002 onward. So 2001 was the last
00:18:05.920 year where we didn't overspend for what we got in tax revenue. And when you look at what we spend
00:18:11.580 already on things, we probably couldn't cut like defense, social security, like sort of debt payments,
00:18:19.440 just service on our debt. We can't really afford to not cut things at this point at all.
00:18:27.260 So just, this is so important. What they're going to do is identify and hire a team of small
00:18:33.300 government workers who are going to, through appointments within departments and then working
00:18:39.720 with DOGE, perhaps through the Office of Budget and Management, make this happen. There are three
00:18:45.120 things that they're going to do to reduce the size of government.
00:18:48.760 So the first thing is they're going to make regulatory rescissions. The second thing is
00:18:57.560 they're going to make administrative reductions. And the third thing is they're going to find cost
00:19:01.080 savings. So one thing they're going to do is, oh, another thing they note in their op-ed is that
00:19:08.780 they're going to drive change through executive action based on existing legislation and not create
00:19:13.500 new legislation, which is awesome. So their whole principle here is, is take away and remove
00:19:18.740 and use existing.
00:19:20.000 Actually, hold on. Before you go further with this, I want to make a point here. So we were
00:19:23.280 talking with one of the guys who wrote a project 2025, one of the lead offers of that. And they
00:19:28.320 had in the last administration tried to fire people. And they were basically like, look, even as a lawyer
00:19:34.180 who specializes in firing people for the government, it is near impossible. The way that they are
00:19:39.620 approaching this is so clever because it is actually really hard. And so basically they're
00:19:45.360 only focusing on the areas that, that they can get away with firing people without any legal
00:19:50.900 repercussions.
00:19:51.440 Yeah, no, the, the, the intelligence with which this is being approached is really exciting.
00:19:55.940 And the transparency as well, like it is, is very clearly outlined in this wall street journal article.
00:20:00.960 So one of the cool things that they're doing, and I'm really excited about this is they're using
00:20:05.020 two key court decisions. One being Loper Bright versus Raimondo, which was only in 2024 this year.
00:20:12.760 And the other being West Virginia versus environmental protection agency, a ruling in 2022 to demonstrate
00:20:19.360 that agencies are imposing unauthorized and unlawful regulation. So they're able to use key court
00:20:26.200 decisions to be like, you can't do this anymore. So one of the things they're going to do is like I
00:20:32.640 mentioned earlier, embed personnel appointments in government agencies to sniff out and counter
00:20:40.120 unlawful regulation. And they're also going to presumably leverage AI to help find things that
00:20:44.940 need to be removed. So they're going to use lawyers to find regulations and just, just to make it clear.
00:20:50.700 So laws, laws and legislation, this is stuff that is passed by Congress. This is stuff that elected
00:20:56.740 officials have put together and said, this is the rule. Regulation is what a government agency
00:21:02.620 creates to execute on that law. So these are very different things and regulatory bloat.
00:21:09.760 I mean, there's a lot of legislation that has made our lives harder, but regulatory bloat is what has
00:21:14.280 gone into like clown world territory until like it, this is completely insane territory, just to make
00:21:20.020 that clear. So what the lawyers are going to do is sniff out regulation that clearly oversteps that is
00:21:27.080 illicit that should not be permitted and they're going to remove it. So all illicit regulation
00:21:33.680 identified is first going to be presented to Trump. And then he's going to pause their enforcement
00:21:38.180 and then initiate review and rescission process. So basically anything that isn't right is going to
00:21:46.540 be paused and maybe it matters, right? Like there could be an Overton fence situation with some of
00:21:51.220 these, right? Sorry, not Overton. There could be a Chesterton's fence situation with some of these
00:21:55.460 regulations. Oh no, I think some of these, like as soon as somebody's like, you need to start showing
00:21:58.780 me receipts, it's going to just, the payments are going to stop. You're referring to a different part
00:22:03.700 of this process, which I'll get to later. Oh, okay. Okay. Continue. So that is what the lawyers are going to
00:22:08.240 do. And then at the same time, appointees in these departments who are not the legal experts are
00:22:13.140 basically going to go through and functionally look at the operations of these departments and decide
00:22:17.880 what is the minimum number of employees that's needed to actually get the stuff done that they need to do,
00:22:22.760 like their actual mandate as organizations. Why is this important? This is important because
00:22:28.820 there are basically laws in place that prevent presidential administrations from firing specific
00:22:34.640 people to avoid retaliatory firings. Like, you know, every time some new administration comes into
00:22:40.240 office, they fire everyone who's not loyal. So you can't do targeted firings. What you can do
00:22:45.320 is massive layoffs in, in, in service of proper operation of these agencies. Yes. So this isn't no
00:22:56.280 one specific is going to be fired. There's just going to be massive layoffs. And so you're going
00:23:00.120 to see something similar happening with what kind of happened to Twitter when Elon Musk came in and
00:23:04.040 was like, well, I'm just going to get rid of what, like 80% of the employees. I think we only need
00:23:08.300 about 20% to make this run and he made it happen. And that's the other really clever thing about this
00:23:13.000 is there used to be this perception, like, well, you can't really fire government workers
00:23:16.960 because it would, you know, there's these rules against retaliatory firings. You can,
00:23:22.400 but it has to be massive layoffs. So that's one of the things that these appointees are going to be
00:23:26.480 doing. So that is, that is one element of it. It's basically, I'm categorizing it in my head as like
00:23:31.200 department-based work. Then there's the procurement-based work. And I'm super excited about this because as you
00:23:37.260 know, we, with our travel business have done a lot of procurement responses to government
00:23:42.580 agencies. Oh, it's so bad. It's so bad. The DEI shit.
00:23:46.160 It's, it's, well, it's not just that. So we, we, through our travel business have responded to a
00:23:51.280 bunch of state-based agencies, universities, anything from like child protective services to
00:23:57.180 like a commerce department to their requests for travel services. And the process sometimes works well,
00:24:05.120 usually is super corrupt, super bureaucratic. They've already chosen basically who they're going to work
00:24:10.240 with. There's all this like stuff that's going on in the background. It is really screwed up,
00:24:14.820 but also like procurement in general is very corrupt. As they say in the op-ed, the federal
00:24:20.720 government's procurement process is badly broken. Many federal contracts have gone unexamined for
00:24:26.700 years. Large scale audits conducted during a temporary suspension of payments would yield
00:24:30.940 significant savings. So I didn't know this, but they point out in the op-ed that the Pentagon
00:24:36.080 recently failed its seventh consecutive audit, seven audits. So the Pentagon hasn't known where
00:24:43.760 its money is going for seven years? Yes. This suggests that the agency's leadership has little
00:24:47.600 idea how its annual budget of more than 800 billion with a B is spent. Like the idea that the Pentagon
00:24:59.480 is failing its audits is insane. So what Doge is going to do is basically suspend payments and base,
00:25:10.760 if you don't have receipts, if you can't back it up, if you can't pass an audit,
00:25:14.800 then they're not going to pay for it, which I think is so eminently reasonable. And there's kind of,
00:25:22.020 this begs the question, why, why wasn't this just how things were done? Like, if you fail an audit,
00:25:30.700 like if you can't give receipts, I think, you know, most, most people who've worked for someone
00:25:35.000 else or even like been reimbursed by other people ever understand that if you can't give receipts
00:25:40.600 and provide proof of how you spent the money, you're not going to get reimbursed. The fact that
00:25:46.460 governmental agencies have, for some reason, not needed. Just like, we get to ask for money when
00:25:52.320 we want money. Just like money, please. Just always. That's not how it should work. Yes. That's not,
00:25:58.500 that should not be our government. So I'm super excited about the procurements, the procurements
00:26:02.680 work. That is, that is. We need to have a, they are the worst line here too. They are the worst.
00:26:08.540 Oh my God. Oh, it just drives me so crazy. And then the third thing that Doge is going to do
00:26:15.500 is target the 500 billion plus in ad or annual federal expenditures that are unauthorized by
00:26:22.220 Congress. So this is another one of those things where they don't have to go through Congress to
00:26:26.460 get this done. This is another manner in which they don't have to get Congress to approve of what's
00:26:31.120 going on. This is not money that Congress has control over. It's just, it's just federal spending.
00:26:35.200 And that can be easily cut in many ways. There's just a wide array of programs that are associated
00:26:41.100 with this. So this is all going to happen, by the way, over 18 months. And then it's over.
00:26:47.660 I love that this isn't a permanent program either. They're not adding more government bloat. They're
00:26:51.040 like, okay, we're going to have a limited program here. It's going to run for this long.
00:26:54.680 And then it sunsets. It sunsets on July 4th, 2026, which is just a great way that, that is our
00:26:59.940 independence day in the United States. So it is, it's romantic. It's lovely. It's fitting.
00:27:05.580 I am so excited.
00:27:10.100 We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests.
00:27:15.880 Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July and you will once again be fighting for
00:27:21.780 our freedom from tyranny, oppression, persecution. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.
00:27:28.520 I mean, I'm even more excited after the ridiculous spending stories you shared, but
00:27:33.080 I want to, I know I want to not just get hired by this department. I want to get hired by this
00:27:37.280 department and then go to other countries and implement this program.
00:27:40.480 Every country needs to fucking implement this program.
00:27:42.860 And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday,
00:27:48.560 but as the day when the world declared in one voice, we will not go quietly into the night.
00:27:54.020 We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. Today, we celebrate our independence day.
00:28:01.440 This has been, so we're seeing, God, hold on.
00:28:06.160 I mean, Argentina has been doing something.
00:28:07.420 Yeah, that's what I was going to say. It was Argentina. It was Argentina.
00:28:09.900 Argentina is already into this process and it has already helped immensely with their inflation.
00:28:15.340 So, I mean, the wave is growing, right? Like, it's beginning. It's starting.
00:28:20.660 We just have to, like, it has to get done.
00:28:23.340 Well, we've also got to be very careful about this. And this is something I saw by another
00:28:27.000 popular right-wing YouTuber who I like, Ark something. He's mostly a Warhammer guy,
00:28:32.500 and now he's, like, a right-wing Warhammer guy. I don't know.
00:28:34.580 That checks out. Okay, fine.
00:28:36.000 He was saying recently, when doing a talk over an Asmogold video, who's a centrist,
00:28:40.360 i.e. extreme rightist by everyone else's standards.
00:28:43.100 He's the guy who goes over the news, right? Who just seems like a...
00:28:45.920 He just, like, watches stuff and talks over it. So, this is a guy talking over a guy who's talking over news.
00:28:50.120 God. Can I say how disappointed I am that Asmogold has never done any of our content before?
00:28:56.620 I don't know. Give it time.
00:28:58.780 But anyway, so, Asmogold... Anyway, so, they were, were...
00:29:03.860 Oh, he was saying, now that we are in ascension, because this was on, like, the vibe shift that
00:29:08.740 has happened post the Trump election, and there has been a vibe shift, and we should probably do
00:29:12.960 a video on it. Oh, yeah.
00:29:14.020 He was saying that, like, now we have this vibe shift where the anti-woke faction is in
00:29:20.200 ascension, and the woke faction is no longer, like, obviously dominant in every respect.
00:29:26.720 They're still dominant in a lot of respects. They still control a lot of positions of power
00:29:30.320 at major corporations. They still control the news media, but nobody listens to that anymore.
00:29:34.520 They're all being, like, sold off for scrap metal.
00:29:36.600 And there ain't nothing you can do about it.
00:29:40.640 Pardon me while I panic!
00:29:54.100 But I need, I need to have a thing here from the brave little toaster at the shopping...
00:30:03.360 God, that's such a stressful movie! Who can handle that movie? Man, I'm having, like,
00:30:09.160 the shakes just thinking about it. Don't do this to me.
00:30:11.880 It's the worst thing you remember if you rewatch it.
00:30:13.660 Oh, God.
00:30:15.580 I took the kids on the stairs with the hope he was happy till I heard him say...
00:30:21.580 You're worthless!
00:30:23.260 But anyway, he was saying that now that we are in ascension, the left only controlled the sort
00:30:35.960 of, like, popular narrative in this country, like the urban monoculture, as we call it,
00:30:39.240 only controlled things for about 10 years before losing it. It's one of the shortest lengths of
00:30:44.140 time that any culture has ever controlled things.
00:30:46.560 Well, it's, from top to bottom, unsustainable and toxic.
00:30:51.180 Well, the whip mad was power so quickly in terms of enforcing their way of life on other
00:30:56.760 people.
00:30:57.240 Well, and any culture that eats itself in the way that it did, that attacks its own so
00:31:02.060 systematically in the way it did. I mean, they just ran out of people.
00:31:05.020 That's the core of the problem. The problem is, is imposing their cultural values when they
00:31:10.800 are unpopular and stupid on people in different cultural groups. And parts of the right right
00:31:17.820 now, and this is something that we need to take in mind as we become the dominant faction
00:31:22.580 in this country, or potentially in the world, is we need to not overstep in the way that
00:31:28.660 they overstepped.
00:31:29.520 Oh, yeah.
00:31:30.540 And any part of the right that attempts to, or thinks they're signaling status by doing
00:31:35.660 that, needs to be stomped down so hard in the way that the left should have been treating
00:31:42.560 the trans groomers. Whenever one of these trans groomers, like, whenever they were like,
00:31:47.240 oh, it's okay to, and I'll put the little skit here by Freedom Tunes, to be, you know,
00:31:52.320 teaching your kids something, and then the parents are like, can I see the curriculum,
00:31:55.480 the sex ed curriculum? Oh, no, we can't show you that. Why don't you want to show the parents?
00:31:59.760 Teddy, a 32-year-old public school teacher who says they like to help children explore
00:32:06.560 their sexual identity. Why don't you take a seat over there?
00:32:10.060 I'm tutoring.
00:32:11.820 Tutoring? Is that why you sent a curriculum to this 12-year-old girl and told her not to
00:32:17.280 show her parents?
00:32:18.700 Uh, yeah, I'm teaching her about sexuality.
00:32:22.540 A lesson about sex she can't share with her parents. I mean, you understand how this sounds,
00:32:27.440 right?
00:32:27.880 They would try to censor it.
00:32:29.220 So I suppose you wouldn't mind if we educated ourselves with it now.
00:32:32.940 Now, why does this curriculum you sent include illustrations of minors engaged in lewd acts?
00:32:39.480 I mean, come on, Ted.
00:32:40.780 You've been on our watch list for a while, bud.
00:32:44.120 What? Are you serious? This is...
00:32:46.820 Wait just a minute.
00:32:48.540 Intimidating educators like that for shame.
00:32:51.860 Like, the left should have, when this shit was going down, been like, excuse me?
00:32:55.920 Why are you hiding your sex ed curriculum from parents?
00:32:59.780 That seems like a problem.
00:33:02.340 The right needs to be acting the same way for stuff that is equally unpopular.
00:33:06.760 Yeah.
00:33:07.580 Yeah.
00:33:07.980 Among the general populace.
00:33:10.360 Or we will not be able to maintain this position of cultural hegemony.
00:33:16.140 Hegemony.
00:33:18.680 Hegemony?
00:33:19.800 Hegemony.
00:33:20.760 Well, do you have any final thoughts on all this, Simone?
00:33:23.440 Or...
00:33:24.000 I hope we can get jobs.
00:33:26.960 I don't...
00:33:27.380 So, like, you know what?
00:33:28.760 I have documented experience disappointing people in Washington, D.C.
00:33:34.460 because one of my jobs at the cupcake shop, at Georgetown Cupcake, was to go out whenever,
00:33:39.680 like, a flavor ran out.
00:33:41.700 And it was, like, you know, below freezing.
00:33:44.520 And people had been waiting in line for two plus hours for their favorite cupcake.
00:33:48.580 I was the one who would go out and tell them...
00:33:51.100 This is what happened.
00:33:51.360 She went to, like, a viral cupcake shop that had a reality show about it.
00:33:54.480 I worked there, yeah.
00:33:54.960 We ditched our corporate jobs to follow our dream.
00:33:57.620 One hot cupcake shop.
00:33:59.420 We'll wait in line for over an hour for our cupcakes.
00:34:02.660 It's TLC's delicious new drama.
00:34:04.960 This is the worst flavor that we've ever made.
00:34:06.780 What the f*** do you want me to do?
00:34:07.680 Two, three!
00:34:08.300 And I would tell them that Red Velvet was out.
00:34:10.540 I would tell them that Pumpkin Spice was out.
00:34:12.440 And I would do it with a smile.
00:34:14.120 And I am happy to fire people en masse.
00:34:20.040 And, I mean, already, like, people hate us.
00:34:22.420 Like, what do we have to lose?
00:34:24.160 I'm here for it.
00:34:25.700 Oh, I live off of their hate.
00:34:28.700 You know, like, Tinkerbell?
00:34:30.200 You know Tinkerbell, where everyone's like, I believe in Tinkerbell.
00:34:33.680 Yeah.
00:34:33.920 I believe in Tinkerbell.
00:34:35.440 And she's getting back her powers.
00:34:37.320 All of the lefties, I'm like, I hate the Cullensists.
00:34:40.120 I hate the Cullensists.
00:34:41.440 It gives you...
00:34:42.060 It's like children clapping.
00:34:44.360 Oh, that's sweet.
00:34:45.960 That's very sweet.
00:34:47.720 No, I mean, and keep in mind, they do mention in the Wall Street Journal article that they
00:34:50.920 plan on setting up retraining programs and other programs to help these people find jobs.
00:34:55.420 I don't like the idea of people losing their jobs.
00:34:58.140 And also, most government workers I've come into contact with are great and talented people.
00:35:05.580 But honestly, their lives are being ruined by, you know, what they're doing.
00:35:10.720 And also, we have to remember, as we think about jobs that are being lost and eliminated
00:35:15.060 now, just how many jobs are being prevented by this regulation right now.
00:35:20.240 So, the guys on All In, on the All In podcast, are talking about this in the Wall Street Journal
00:35:24.980 article.
00:35:25.480 And they were talking about how this bloated regulation disproportionately hurts people
00:35:29.880 on the front lines and people who are less wealthy and of lower means.
00:35:32.900 They were pointing out how it costs like $7,000 to become a hair cutter in the United States.
00:35:38.460 You know, to be able to cut hair.
00:35:40.120 Just like the regulatory bloat that goes into that now.
00:35:43.540 That makes it prohibitively difficult for people to just do basic professions.
00:35:47.200 You know, I freaking cut your hair in, like, the back of our house every two weeks or so.
00:35:52.380 But if I were to do it for money, the amount of money I would have to put down would, like,
00:35:56.400 throw us back for months in terms of being able to afford food.
00:35:59.880 You know, things like that.
00:36:00.860 It's insane.
00:36:02.040 So, you know, people may, this is going to be unpopular, right?
00:36:05.080 There's going to be, there are going to be mass layoffs.
00:36:07.420 People are going to have a ton of butthurt about it.
00:36:11.060 And a lot of people's lives will be severely disrupted by it.
00:36:13.960 But at the same time, already, millions of people's lives are going to be severely disrupted.
00:36:18.860 Millions of people's lives are being ruined by this.
00:36:21.340 Millions of people's lives.
00:36:22.520 They're not able to work.
00:36:24.060 They're not able to feed their families.
00:36:25.180 They're not able to start businesses or get jobs.
00:36:26.940 They went into lines of work that were designed to parasitize the American taxpayer.
00:36:31.600 Yeah.
00:36:31.800 And I think that, this is the thing, we have friends in this category.
00:36:35.140 I have friends in this category.
00:36:36.100 And they tell me, oh, yeah, I've spent the last year, you know, I get paid, like, a quarter million dollars a year.
00:36:41.500 And I wrote this report.
00:36:43.120 And I know nobody's going to read the report.
00:36:45.200 Yeah.
00:36:45.400 My job is writing reports about the environment.
00:36:47.760 Yeah, they're like, but I enjoy it.
00:36:48.940 So, who cares?
00:36:49.780 And it's like.
00:36:51.000 And it's like, look, like, I like you as a human being.
00:36:54.000 But, like, you know that, like, you shouldn't have this job, right?
00:36:57.280 Like, it's terrifying that the federal government is burning taxpayer money like this.
00:37:01.700 Well, and, yeah, this is a tragedy of the commons issue.
00:37:03.940 Like, we're talking about a field here that, you know, is, or some kind of natural resource that is being drained.
00:37:10.320 Like, we are going to run out of money to pay Social Security.
00:37:12.880 We're going to run out of money to maintain basic infrastructure.
00:37:15.180 Like, the nation is going to start to crumble.
00:37:17.060 We won't even be able to math-euthanize the elderly when we need to.
00:37:20.540 We won't have the money for it.
00:37:21.360 We'll have to walk around with a pellet gun like they do at, like, farms,
00:37:25.480 where they can't waste a bullet on the bulls.
00:37:29.440 That's where we're going to be.
00:37:32.300 It's bad.
00:37:33.620 And it just, yeah.
00:37:34.260 So, I mean, like, continuing to do this is less humane, very technically, and very realistically, than mass-firing people.
00:37:44.220 And keep in mind, like, a lot of these people are going to end up, you know,
00:37:46.580 they're going to pressure people to leave their jobs through early retirement incentives.
00:37:51.960 They're going to.
00:37:52.860 One of the things they're going to do, which is smart, although, you know,
00:37:55.480 I still hate office work in general, but, you know,
00:37:57.620 obviously we'll gladly show up anywhere where people want us if we can serve.
00:38:01.320 But they're just going to, they're going to say, well, you know what?
00:38:03.220 If you don't want to come into the office and you can't work here anymore,
00:38:05.620 it's five days a week or nothing.
00:38:06.980 And that's going to lead to a lot of layoffs.
00:38:08.920 Or, sorry, not layoffs, but independent quits anyway,
00:38:12.600 because people are so used to working from home and they don't want to go into an office.
00:38:15.440 And that's understandable.
00:38:16.440 So, they're going to go this, this, or do this as nicely as they can.
00:38:21.160 You know, they're going to try to like do the breakup version where you just kind of
00:38:25.220 act like a dick boyfriend and then like hope that she leaves you.
00:38:28.340 They're going to incentivize people to retire early and then they're going to mass lay off
00:38:32.760 people.
00:38:33.620 But anyway, this is, this is so important.
00:38:36.620 Again, if you want to be involved, like if you're listening to this and you're like,
00:38:39.400 I'm happy to move wherever I need to go and put in 80 hours a week and do what it takes
00:38:45.260 to help in this 18 month initiative, which is going to change the course of the future
00:38:49.960 of our country and the world, because if this works to the United States, it's going to be
00:38:54.160 replicated elsewhere.
00:38:56.200 Submit your CV to the Doge X account.
00:38:59.560 We have done it.
00:39:00.360 We hope to serve.
00:39:01.740 We hope that you hope to serve too, if you are competent and able to contribute in some way.
00:39:06.080 So please do so.
00:39:07.320 So exactly when, and we've also let our contacts know it was in the department, but they seem
00:39:13.440 a little too high level to be involved in hiring, which is unfortunate.
00:39:19.800 Yeah.
00:39:20.300 So who knows?
00:39:23.040 I wonder who is actually going to be.
00:39:25.700 Yeah.
00:39:26.120 I wonder who's actually making these decisions.
00:39:28.560 Yeah.
00:39:28.980 Like who's making these decisions.
00:39:30.420 I mean, it's hard.
00:39:31.740 Cause like you are one of the most qualified people I could imagine to do this.
00:39:35.760 Also your brother.
00:39:36.660 He'd be amazing at this.
00:39:39.700 Or his wife.
00:39:40.800 You know what?
00:39:41.360 Oh, she'd be, she, she could do the whole thing by herself.
00:39:44.220 So my brother's wife is a very-
00:39:45.920 The government can't afford her, Malcolm.
00:39:47.560 I'm sorry.
00:39:48.100 They can't afford her.
00:39:48.920 She's too-
00:39:49.300 I know what she used to do in her spare time when she had another job.
00:39:53.900 So she, I can't remember.
00:39:54.980 She acquired some company or something and she'd sit around just for fun and listen to random
00:40:02.840 service people's calls to fire people who weren't doing a good enough job at their, at
00:40:08.920 their service jobs.
00:40:10.000 She does not accept mediocrity.
00:40:12.580 Yeah.
00:40:12.780 Yeah.
00:40:12.900 Anyway, like it just, it sucks.
00:40:14.980 Cause I know that you would be amazing.
00:40:16.620 And I'm also like, I don't, I don't know how you're going to, but I know like there are
00:40:21.320 not that many people in the world who would do as good of a job with this as you would.
00:40:24.220 And I'm like, ah, how do I just get you hired for this?
00:40:29.840 I mean, there's other things we'd be better at working in the, whatever the education department
00:40:33.140 is working in the, oh, the, yeah.
00:40:35.480 The American Academy, but no one, no one knows what that's going to be yet.
00:40:39.620 So anyway, I hope we can get in.
00:40:42.160 If you're listening to this and you're hoping to get in, um, and you're trying to find inroads
00:40:46.320 to email us through our foundation and I'll put you on a list of people to inform if we
00:40:51.980 learn of anything more concrete on how to like, say I'm doing my part, I'll, I'll sign
00:40:57.100 up, but yeah, right now, all I can say is go to X.com and search Doge, which you can't
00:41:06.700 even do in PDF form.
00:41:07.820 You have to send an image file.
00:41:09.520 So whatevs.
00:41:11.600 Wait, you have to send an image file?
00:41:13.260 Yeah.
00:41:13.920 I switched them to PNGs.
00:41:15.740 It's fine.
00:41:17.600 Yeah.
00:41:18.040 Yeah.
00:41:18.240 Yeah.
00:41:18.580 I love you, Milka.
00:41:19.500 Yeah.
00:41:19.760 Yeah.
00:41:20.000 Yeah.
00:41:20.400 Well, that's the way I feel about you, Simone.
00:41:21.980 I, I, I, I, and I've just been, by the way, I've just been like during this call, like
00:41:26.340 reading like random headlines and stuff like this.
00:41:29.000 And I'm like, we are in the best timeline.
00:41:31.540 Oh my gosh.
00:41:32.380 Isn't this exciting?
00:41:33.000 Yeah.
00:41:33.180 This is great.
00:41:34.260 This is great.
00:41:34.920 So RFK will cut prescription drugs, increase weed and psychedelic access by a hostile media
00:41:41.440 outlet.
00:41:42.160 I'm like, ah, that sounds pretty good.
00:41:43.840 Well, there was some point at which he had made some kind of allusion to putting people,
00:41:51.440 um, who are addicted to ADHD medication in, into work camp.
00:41:55.760 And like, someone tweeted that like, that is the worst missed opportunity in the entire
00:42:00.260 world.
00:42:00.560 Like the one time you could have used the term concentration camps.
00:42:04.600 Ah!
00:42:05.840 The concentration camp.
00:42:07.220 Now, Kyle, I need you to be quiet.
00:42:09.480 In my class, you need to be able to concentrate.
00:42:11.800 Ugh!
00:42:12.680 Concentration is the key to succeeding in my class.
00:42:15.000 Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp.
00:42:16.840 Ah!
00:42:17.840 Damn it!
00:42:18.360 Damn it!
00:42:18.840 Damn it!
00:42:19.340 Cut, man!
00:42:19.880 I kind of have the South Park clip about that here.
00:42:22.120 But also, RFK, just, I didn't know anything about him before this election cycle.
00:42:26.420 I liked him so much.
00:42:28.260 He seems like such a real guy.
00:42:29.860 But, and I also hope that people, like, I feel like a lot of people had negative opinions
00:42:34.940 on Elon going into all this because they had sort of believed the random influencers
00:42:39.900 who just like shitting on famous people.
00:42:42.180 Like, has enough of him come through yet that you're like, oh yeah, he just sits around playing
00:42:49.120 effing Diablo 4.
00:42:51.260 Like, not even a great game.
00:42:53.140 But like, do you know he's the number one ranked player in the world right now?
00:42:55.900 No, I'm not sure if it's him or if it's somebody he's paying, but they do know that at least
00:43:03.140 he pays it a great deal, even on meetings.
00:43:06.700 Oh God.
00:43:07.800 Well, you know, everyone has their style and that is his style.
00:43:13.600 But yeah, I mean, people who bet against him don't have a great record on winning,
00:43:18.620 so I don't know.
00:43:20.020 Right?
00:43:20.480 No, I think a lot of this stuff, a lot of people are beginning to be like, oh, he's kind
00:43:25.120 of a bro.
00:43:25.780 And it's like, we've been telling you guys that.
00:43:27.820 We've been telling you that.
00:43:29.280 Yeah.
00:43:29.960 Yeah.
00:43:30.640 Yeah.
00:43:31.060 And it's not like he's living for selfish reasons.
00:43:34.560 His life isn't fun.
00:43:35.960 He works incredibly hard.
00:43:37.620 He genuinely cares about long-term human flourishing.
00:43:41.060 So that's what he gets in my book.
00:43:43.660 It's my seal of approval that no one ever asked for or cares about.
00:43:48.140 I think a lot of people care about your seal of approval.
00:43:50.640 You're the moral center of this show.
00:43:52.320 Oh, no.
00:43:55.540 Well, that tells you a lot about this show's moral center.
00:44:00.140 Well, I think Octavian's probably this show's moral center, actually.
00:44:04.540 I can't wait till he's a bit older.
00:44:06.060 He's going to be such an awesome.
00:44:07.700 Yeah.
00:44:08.660 No, he's a bro.
00:44:09.840 I can already tell him and Toasty.
00:44:12.260 Oh, my God.
00:44:12.720 They're going to have so many great ideas.
00:44:14.100 I am so excited to introduce you guys to them as they become more people and better able
00:44:18.600 to convey things quickly.
00:44:21.420 And what great kids.
00:44:24.660 Leave Titan out of this.
00:44:27.060 Titan.
00:44:28.160 Titan, you and you are going through a rough patch.
00:44:31.260 Titan's going to be a situation.
00:44:33.080 But I am excited for my kids to replace me.
00:44:36.940 You know what I mean?
00:44:37.640 Yeah, same.
00:44:38.840 Same.
00:44:40.000 Death is going to be such a relief.
00:44:41.600 Anyway, I love you.
00:44:43.540 And...
00:44:43.860 Love you.
00:44:44.540 Yes.
00:44:45.020 Goodbye.
00:44:46.220 Goodbye and farewell.
00:44:47.820 Goodbye.
00:44:57.040 Oh, no.
00:44:57.840 You cut my nose off.
00:44:59.980 Oh, no.
00:45:00.520 You cut my nose.
00:45:01.600 You cut my eyelids off.
00:45:03.240 Why would you do that?
00:45:08.400 Oh, my gosh, Toasty.
00:45:10.000 What is going on here?
00:45:11.820 I love you.
00:45:13.200 And you know that I love you.
00:45:15.100 Yeah, I do tell you that you love me.
00:45:19.540 You're very good at being on me.
00:45:20.680 You put my head in there.
00:45:22.760 Oh, no.
00:45:23.280 You're going to put your head in my shirt?
00:45:24.480 Titan is totally passing out.
00:45:29.200 Oh, my gosh.
00:45:30.700 Titan.
00:45:33.920 Oh, my God.
00:45:35.000 Those are three.
00:45:36.320 She had a fun day today.
00:45:39.280 Toasty, you going to finish those nugs?
00:45:42.920 No, not nugs.
00:45:44.320 Dinosaur nuggets.
00:45:45.360 Yeah, they're dinosaur nuggets.
00:45:48.120 You're not going to eat more Dutch baby?
00:45:50.000 You should eat more Dutch baby.
00:45:50.840 Oh, no.
00:45:51.400 You're going in.
00:45:52.700 Oh, no.
00:45:53.080 You're going to leave it in there.
00:45:55.020 Oh, oh.
00:45:56.200 Stop.
00:45:57.440 Stop tingling.
00:45:58.420 Stop tingling.
00:45:58.980 Stop tingling.
00:45:59.420 Stop tingling.