Based Camp - December 11, 2025


Exploring A Trans Perspective On Babies


Episode Stats

Length

53 minutes

Words per Minute

173.35318

Word Count

9,316

Sentence Count

674

Misogynist Sentences

36

Hate Speech Sentences

38


Summary

In Part 2 of the "You're Wrong About Birth Rates and Aging Populations" series, Philosophy Tube's Abigail Thorne presents a two-parter on "Demographic Collapse and Having Kids" in which she argues that having kids is a social contagion, and that it's better than not having them at all.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hello, Malcolm.
00:00:01.080 I'm excited to be with you today because Philosophy Tube did a two-parter on our turf, pun intended,
00:00:10.280 talking about demographic collapse and having kids in the first part titled,
00:00:16.000 You're Wrong About Birth Rates and Aging Populations, which we covered in a separate episode.
00:00:21.280 Philosophy Tube, AKA Abigail Thorn, did an episode on demographic collapse.
00:00:27.780 And then she ended it with like this whole skit about how I'm pregnant.
00:00:32.660 And now here's the second part and it's about having kids.
00:00:37.960 And what I found so interesting is, so this episode comes out.
00:00:42.900 Yeah.
00:00:43.200 I could not bring myself to watch it.
00:00:45.200 I found the first one so intolerable, but I really wanted to know what happens in it.
00:00:49.460 So I'm so glad I have Simone to regale me.
00:00:52.860 But the funniest thing is, so she watches it the day that she watches it and she goes to me
00:00:56.260 because we're doing our walk and talk that day.
00:00:57.700 And she goes, oh my God.
00:00:59.560 She basically admits that being trans is a social contagion in this episode without realizing it.
00:01:05.540 Because she interviews a bunch of other people about this.
00:01:09.200 I was just surprised by how she took out the big odds with this.
00:01:12.240 Like Strange Aeons makes an appearance.
00:01:13.940 And I'm like, oh my God, because we love Strange Aeons, a YouTuber.
00:01:16.400 Yeah.
00:01:16.780 Vivian Musk, or sorry, Vivian Wilson.
00:01:18.960 She wants to disassociate from Musk.
00:01:21.280 But Elon Musk's trans child is in it.
00:01:26.000 It's titled, just in case you want to watch it yourself,
00:01:29.340 Why the Thought of Having Kids Freaks Me Out.
00:01:32.020 And so obviously we have to cover it because having kids is kind of our thing.
00:01:35.520 Not to gatekeep or anything.
00:01:38.100 Not to gatekeep?
00:01:39.540 I love it how that became our turf.
00:01:41.520 Come on.
00:01:41.940 In general, I think that in this video, Philosophy Tube is trying to bring some trans representation
00:01:51.980 to this surging debate about pronatalism and demographic collapse.
00:01:56.960 And at first I got kind of excited about the fact that Philosophy Tube was doing this, right?
00:02:02.920 Because we could be presented with some innovative or interesting proposals,
00:02:09.680 especially involving advanced reprotech.
00:02:12.100 Because here we're talking about clearly like biological innovation, right?
00:02:17.220 Abigail Thorne is doing all sorts of things to become the type of person that Abigail wants to be.
00:02:25.520 And when it comes to reproducing, has a lot of-
00:02:27.920 That could have babies.
00:02:28.640 I mean, there are ways in which being trans can be very interesting,
00:02:39.320 especially from a pronatal standpoint.
00:02:41.280 And, you know, when we first even got into pronatalism, we're like,
00:02:43.920 how do we make this movement one that is gay, like LGBTQ, trans, like all of it, inclusionary?
00:02:50.920 And yet, instead, in this video, we're basically presented with an astounding level of entitlement.
00:02:56.720 Like, take the normal level of urban monoculture entitlement.
00:03:00.820 Like, how dare you suggest I give up vacations and takeout to have kids?
00:03:05.520 And then amp it up to a whole new level.
00:03:08.280 Like, literally, forget contributing to society through well-raised children.
00:03:13.000 I deserve reparations from the state for not funding my gender transition.
00:03:18.680 Like, that's the level we're at.
00:03:20.180 Wait, did she actually say she needed reparations from the state?
00:03:24.440 Because the state, or rather, the citizens, the non-trans people, didn't fund her operation?
00:03:30.460 Yes, she did.
00:03:31.280 And we're going to get into it.
00:03:32.600 So let's-
00:03:33.380 What?
00:03:34.240 I know, I know, I know, I know.
00:03:37.800 Yes.
00:03:38.360 So anyway, let's dive right in, because I'm so excited.
00:03:42.980 So this video essay, part two of the whole pronatalism series, the dramatic bit of the video, because this is philosophy too.
00:03:53.160 A lot of people on our first video on this, when we talked about her first part, were like, oh, Abigail Thorne just wishes to be like ContraPoints.
00:04:02.160 And both of them have these very dramatically lit, long philosophical video essays with great costumes, fantastic makeup.
00:04:12.260 The dramatic bit to this particular philosophy too essay involves Abigail Thorne dressing up as a mermaid, being, you know, analogous to being trans, as Abigail pontificates from a giant seashell or clamshell about sort of the trans approach to having children while using a lot of fish puns.
00:04:33.820 And I love puns, so I don't necessarily mind any of that.
00:04:38.400 Do you know what's interesting about this analogy that you probably aren't thinking about?
00:04:42.640 Okay.
00:04:43.020 It's that fish do, like, Inception was in fish happens external to the body, like they don't-
00:04:47.960 I know, well no, it's very apt, it's very apt.
00:04:50.280 As it would, yeah, happen for a trans woman.
00:04:52.200 Well, Thorne even, like, talks about the fact that, you know, as a mermaid, Thorne doesn't reproduce like normal people.
00:04:59.480 No, it is very apt, like, it's a fantastic-
00:05:01.580 Like, I think that that's well executed.
00:05:02.900 You gotta give credit where credit's due.
00:05:04.600 But to put it diplomatically, the video ultimately legitimizes choosing not to have children while also critiquing the systems that make parenthood feel terrifying or impossible for many who might otherwise-
00:05:16.060 You told me the first thing she says was because of Gaza.
00:05:20.780 Pretty, pretty much.
00:05:21.680 I mean, right off the bat, the focus is on philosophy, which is fair because this is philosophy too.
00:05:25.920 But actually, the first thing she mentions is a reference to Why Have Children? The Ethical Debate, a book by Christine Overall.
00:05:32.920 And then immediately she points people to David Benatar, and is like, I'm not going to get into it, but watch this video about him.
00:05:38.120 So, like, immediately, you know, it's philosophy, so it's very abstracted from, like, brass tacks in reality.
00:05:44.280 And it's, by the way, antinatalism, check it out, yo.
00:05:46.820 She also leans heavily on a UN report that explores people's reasons for not having babies.
00:05:53.420 But, yeah, the first sort of big theme that is explored philosophically in the video is global crises and concerns about the future being a major reason why people don't have children.
00:06:05.920 Whereas, I mean, from our research, it's really why people say they don't have children when they don't have children yet.
00:06:10.420 But, really, it's not an actual reason why people don't have children.
00:06:13.140 But, yes, she absolutely connects fears about having kids to global crises such as war, especially Gaza, and the targeting or dehumanization of marginalized groups, including trans and autistic people.
00:06:25.980 What does this have to do with kids?
00:06:27.820 I don't understand.
00:06:28.480 Well, no, she says in the video that she doesn't like the idea of bringing any child into the world where this could happen to any child.
00:06:41.140 But it's not going to happen to her.
00:06:43.120 She's not going to have a child in Gaza.
00:06:45.320 You know, the UK government is funding this kind of conflict.
00:06:51.220 But, yeah, like, this is about Gaza.
00:06:53.280 This is where I was like, oh, this is where I feel like Philosophy Tube is giving us a greater argument as to why being trans is a social contagion than, like, a lot of the research on detransitioning.
00:07:06.280 Because I just feel like this shows the extent to which the major life choices and the way that Abigail Thorne relates to the world is so divorced from reality and so tied to, like, political aesthetics and philosophical aesthetics and concepts that, you know, this isn't about reality anymore.
00:07:32.360 It's about signaling and affiliation and that that that's what's going on.
00:07:38.280 It's not some, like, deep, inherent thing.
00:07:40.600 It's so divorced.
00:07:42.120 But let's continue to go through some of these arguments.
00:07:44.960 No, but I'm actually I want to I want to start.
00:07:47.860 OK, go ahead.
00:07:49.100 Bad things are happening somewhere else.
00:07:52.040 Therefore, I won't have kids here is a genuinely perplexing argument.
00:07:57.680 Well, what makes it even worse is a big thing that Thorne points out, too, is I don't like that my country is contributing to this violence, as in, like, the UK is contributing to the world.
00:08:09.780 Oh, so she sees it as, like, punishing her country.
00:08:11.780 If you if if Thorne chooses to not have children and then those children don't, you know, adopt Thorne's philosophy and change society for the better, then theoretically this continued violence against children elsewhere that that Thorne is concerned about will continue.
00:08:32.040 So that's another problem I have is, like, OK, well, if you have an issue with it, then you also need to contribute toward something different.
00:08:40.200 Yeah, presumably.
00:08:41.820 So you're going to see a lot of that in this where Thorne will present an argument.
00:08:46.920 And I feel like if you use the same the very same evidence or calculus that Thorne is using, you can neutralize the argument made.
00:08:57.000 Like, no, actually, if bad things are happening in the world, as you've cited, the argument should be for having kids, because by having kids that create a better world, you can stop the bad thing like this is.
00:09:09.740 Yeah, the thing is, is that kids are likely, as we point out, a 80 percent of Republican parents have Republican kids.
00:09:17.000 90 percent of Democratic parents have Democratic kids and kids move sometimes more conservative to the age.
00:09:22.340 It just changes based on the generation.
00:09:23.980 The point being is she is denying the generation somebody who is more likely to be anti-Gaza, whereas people who do not care are having the same amount of kids that they did historically on it.
00:09:36.960 Yeah, but again, we need to, a better argument is to do this on the terms that Thorne is using.
00:09:42.660 Thorne is arguing based on like these philosophical approaches.
00:09:45.420 And I think the more important thing is, okay, well, the philosophical approach here is world bad.
00:09:51.420 I don't want to bring a kid into a bad world, especially a world that is contributing to the badness.
00:09:57.800 Whereas using that very same line of reasoning, that is exactly why we should be wanting to have kids, is if world bad, we need to have kids that make the world better.
00:10:06.400 But another big thing that Thorne points to is misinformation.
00:10:11.880 Thorne argues that people are being misinformed about birth control and becoming pregnant by mistake after being scared off taking birth control.
00:10:20.720 And Thorne also decries anti-vaccine rhetoric coming out of the Trump administration.
00:10:25.600 I think that this was brought up in the video because of some like, like we shouldn't have kids because when we do get pregnant, it's by mistake or because of misinformation.
00:10:38.880 Well, I think this is a really interesting point.
00:10:41.140 And I think it shows you their wider world perspective.
00:10:44.220 Yeah.
00:10:44.480 And so it's worse, it's worse drilling on a bit.
00:10:46.260 In the urban monocultural perspective, pregnancy is a scary thing that you're trying to avoid, right?
00:10:54.400 Like you're going out and you're having lots of sex for fun.
00:10:58.240 That is the main context at which you have related to pregnancy since you are a child.
00:11:03.100 It's the scariest.
00:11:04.600 It's the consequence of your actions, right?
00:11:06.320 It's the big, scary consequence to your lifestyle that you are terrified of.
00:11:10.700 I actually was watching a video by, or whatever, I forget, the second season of Peacemaker.
00:11:17.660 Okay.
00:11:17.980 And it's pretty good.
00:11:18.520 I actually like Peacemaker.
00:11:19.640 I think it's pretty good Republican representation.
00:11:21.660 But anyway.
00:11:22.040 Was this the one with that sociopathic younger dude who's so funny?
00:11:24.740 Yeah, I love him.
00:11:25.380 Yeah.
00:11:25.480 Oh, okay, great.
00:11:26.300 Okay.
00:11:26.520 But in one scene, and then, oh no, it wasn't, it wasn't Peacemaker.
00:11:30.360 It was, this was in the monster, DC Comics monster world thing that they had on HBO.
00:11:36.140 Anyway, it doesn't matter.
00:11:36.820 On one scene, they were talking about how somebody who he was in the room was, was radioactive,
00:11:42.300 right?
00:11:42.900 Like, due to their superpowers.
00:11:44.640 And the guy was in like, like enough that I have to worry.
00:11:48.400 And the guy was like, oh, just consider it a free vasectomy.
00:11:51.760 Like this would be just a pure benefit, a surprise vasectomy, right?
00:11:58.040 But in their world, it is.
00:12:00.020 In their world, just somebody zapping you with like, like eugenics is like actually good,
00:12:05.280 right?
00:12:05.600 Right.
00:12:06.040 And so when they see what they see as like a misinformation, the Republican administration,
00:12:11.820 keep in mind what they think of like Republican voters or people who aren't on their team.
00:12:15.920 They think of them, especially women who aren't on their team, right?
00:12:19.580 Because they really look down on Republican women.
00:12:22.000 They think of them as like hapless idiots who are obedient to men.
00:12:26.160 These hapless idiots who just, you know, they do this with terms like pick me and stuff
00:12:30.660 like that when they're talking about these women.
00:12:31.960 They think that like, they're just getting duped into, you know, not being on birth control
00:12:36.820 so they can enjoy their rightful daily sex amount.
00:12:40.340 No, no.
00:12:40.880 The argument that Thorne used in this was, oh, you know, I was on birth control until I
00:12:46.260 heard on social media that it would make me infertile and gay.
00:12:49.460 And so I went to the natural rhythm method and immediately fell pregnant.
00:12:53.400 That was the example that she used.
00:12:54.840 Well, that's exactly the point I'm using here, Simone.
00:12:58.120 I'm pointing out that she thinks of these conservative women who use things like natural
00:13:02.100 rhythm is just like completely idiots.
00:13:03.940 Like that they're just hapless fools and that they should be, you know, having sex all the
00:13:11.080 time, e.g.
00:13:11.760 I'm moving to the natural rhythm method instead of, you know, as people saw in the recent Nick
00:13:15.940 Fuentes, Piers Morgan debate, right?
00:13:18.700 Where Piers Morgan is like chastising Nick Fuentes for being a virgin.
00:13:22.920 And yet Piers Morgan is also purportedly a Catholic, right?
00:13:26.140 You know, like presumably he doesn't believe you should be having sex before marriage either.
00:13:30.500 And yet he's so normalized to this perspective that he's chastising Nick over it.
00:13:35.080 And the idea of not having sex isn't even an option in their lives.
00:13:40.000 It's not even a, you know, a possibility.
00:13:45.800 Hmm.
00:13:47.000 Yeah, perhaps.
00:13:48.300 Okay.
00:13:48.880 Well then maybe that explains it.
00:13:51.820 I don't know.
00:13:52.920 I don't know why that was still brought up in the question of to have kids or to not have
00:13:57.560 kids.
00:13:57.820 But another big one that, or theme that is brought up is concerns about the future, like
00:14:03.580 unemployment and housing and costs.
00:14:06.400 And Thorne notes that even though she lives in the UK, access to services that she would
00:14:15.060 need to use, like IVF, in order to have kids as a trans woman is expensive or not an option.
00:14:21.740 Like the state, it would be, it would be very expensive if Thorne were to have children.
00:14:28.500 Then, then the argument shifts to moral obligation.
00:14:31.500 Like a lot of people have, feel that they have a religious imperative to have kids, but then
00:14:38.040 she, she argues that, I don't know, that they end up miserable.
00:14:42.740 I think that's, that's pretty much where she ends up on that, that the idea of having a
00:14:47.500 moral obligation to have kids if you don't want one, which we would argue is a bad idea
00:14:53.380 that, that she comes to, for example, like Jews after the Holocaust might be an example
00:14:58.300 of this.
00:14:58.740 And, and people have philosophically argued like, well, you as a Jew have an imperative.
00:15:03.520 I don't know any Jew who I've ever met, who has kids, who doesn't, isn't glad they have
00:15:11.100 kids.
00:15:11.460 Yeah.
00:15:11.620 Like who didn't, who doesn't want them, but has them because I'm a Jew and therefore
00:15:15.420 the Holocaust.
00:15:16.520 Yeah.
00:15:16.800 It's, it's really, they have this additional moral imperative, which I think sort of created
00:15:21.100 something like pronatalism, like a proto pronatalism within the Jewish community.
00:15:25.060 And so it, it like made sense for them.
00:15:28.480 But I think that there's also this idea of like the Holocaust matters more from an us versus
00:15:32.420 them perspective than it does from a, we need to breed for whatever reason.
00:15:35.880 Like the, the progressive Jews aren't having kids because of the Holocaust, right?
00:15:39.880 Like they're having kids because they want little things to show off to other people.
00:15:44.160 You know, it's, it's the conservative Jews that are having kids because of the Holocaust
00:15:46.780 and they generally are pretty happy parents from what I've seen.
00:15:50.860 From what I've seen too.
00:15:51.760 Yeah.
00:15:52.200 And, and, but then Thorne is like, well, this doesn't apply to me because I'm trans and I
00:15:58.740 can't pass on my transness as if like that, that is Thorne's.
00:16:02.240 Like the thing that, that would need, like my group, essentially like her Judaism is being
00:16:09.460 trans.
00:16:10.400 And if she can't pass on being trans in this argument, it doesn't apply to her.
00:16:13.720 That's fascinating.
00:16:15.060 I mean, what it's telling that this is a social contagion.
00:16:17.440 Exactly.
00:16:17.960 Again, like, I just feel like this is such an interestingly, unexpectedly telling argument.
00:16:23.720 Oh, also what I found interesting is, you know, a lot of people do point to concerns about
00:16:28.900 climate change as a reason to not have children, but actually Thorne just totally discounts that
00:16:35.900 as a factor because it's not up to the individual imperative.
00:16:39.860 She actually decries even the very concept of the carbon footprint pointing to the fact,
00:16:47.720 and I, and this is not illegitimate, but pointing to the fact that British petroleum ultimately
00:16:51.660 paid hundreds of millions of dollars to both manufacture and popularize the concept of
00:16:56.520 the carbon footprint.
00:16:57.800 And that is just manipulative.
00:16:59.340 So this is, I feel like this contributes to this episode.
00:17:01.920 I do love that she pointed out.
00:17:03.200 So she pointed out that the carbon footprint was invented by a PR firm that's paid, what
00:17:07.280 was it, like $500 million?
00:17:08.620 Particularly in Mother, like the really, really good one.
00:17:11.400 I wanted to work for it when I was in college.
00:17:12.960 It was like, ooh, wow, someday.
00:17:14.360 Ooh, carbon footprint.
00:17:15.840 And it was specifically invented to remove responsibility from reducing environmental,
00:17:21.080 like carbon gases from companies to individuals.
00:17:23.740 Yeah, it shifted the burden to individuals.
00:17:25.700 And Thorne is like, uh-uh-uh, don't you do that.
00:17:27.760 Like, this is your fault.
00:17:28.960 This is on you.
00:17:30.080 I mean, I don't think that's illegitimate.
00:17:31.700 It's just that this is another example, though, because I really, we have to do this episode
00:17:35.420 on how environmentalism is over, unless apparently you're a high school student, in which case
00:17:39.100 it's like super alive and well.
00:17:40.400 Well, but that like people on every end, like Greta Thunberg, the mascot of environmentalism,
00:17:47.520 now only cares about Gaza.
00:17:49.140 Abigail Thorne is like, ah, yeah, like, don't worry about sustainability when it comes to
00:17:52.980 having kids.
00:17:53.520 When this used to be the main thing cited, like Harry and Meghan were like, well, we're
00:17:56.920 not going to have more than two kids because the environment, our carbon footprints, right?
00:18:01.340 And here you have Abigail Thorne, a progressive leader, saying, no, actually, that's not at all
00:18:06.900 a relevant factor.
00:18:07.760 This is not an individual choice thing.
00:18:09.360 You have Bill Gates shifting funding away from his climate-related nonprofit initiatives
00:18:14.420 with the Gates Foundations to just stuff focused around human well-being.
00:18:17.680 Clearly, there's something really interesting happening with environmentalism, and in a separate
00:18:21.840 episode, I want to get into that.
00:18:23.200 But I do want to point out that this is another area where she's like, nah, this isn't a factor.
00:18:28.160 So passing on her particular culture, which is trans culture, apparently, nothing else.
00:18:33.720 Like, that is what defines Abigail Thorne, which is so interesting.
00:18:36.900 What's fascinating is that she does seem to intuit very deeply that having kids is about
00:18:45.100 passing on who you are to the next generation.
00:18:48.740 But the only thing that is meaningfully left of who she is is her trans identity.
00:18:55.300 All right, I'm not talking to that thing in your head.
00:18:58.960 I'm talking to Skara.
00:19:02.020 Nothing of a host survives.
00:19:04.840 Your friend had a feeble mind.
00:19:07.480 It suffered greatly and gave in easily.
00:19:10.540 She has nothing else.
00:19:15.420 And she's sort of conceding here.
00:19:16.860 If she could pass that on to the next generation through having kids, she would.
00:19:21.020 So she's showing that she understands why people have kids, the purpose of having kids,
00:19:25.500 but that she has nothing left of who she is other than transness.
00:19:30.780 And this is what we mean when we talk about it as being like an ideology that eats away at
00:19:36.460 your self-identity till there's nothing left.
00:19:38.680 This actually reminds me a lot of the episode we did on those feminists who will abort any
00:19:44.880 male child that they're carrying because they only want to have female children.
00:19:48.560 The idea of being deeply obsessed with passing your gender to the next generation or gender
00:19:55.040 identity to the next generation because that is the lens through which you see all reality
00:20:00.480 seems to show that you need to adopt this twisted perspective to accept the trans identity,
00:20:08.940 at least in the way that Abigail Thorne has, which is like, you could be like, oh, well, you know,
00:20:15.060 you want to pass your gender.
00:20:16.320 No, I don't.
00:20:17.080 I don't care if I have boys or girls.
00:20:19.160 In fact, we have half boys, half girls.
00:20:20.680 And I really, you know, I see them as different based on their gender in the ways that they
00:20:25.680 present differently, but it's not a deeply important thing to me.
00:20:29.080 It is a weird, weird, and in a way, almost deeply conservative in like a historic context.
00:20:36.580 Like I am obsessed with the gender of my child is troubling way to see reality and sad.
00:20:42.940 Rather, it shows that when, at least when Abigail Thorne identifies as trans, she's not just
00:20:48.700 saying, I feel more like a female.
00:20:52.040 She's saying, I feel primarily or only like a female.
00:20:56.440 Like that is the core of her identity through the fact that that's the only thing she cares
00:21:02.140 about passing on to the next generation.
00:21:04.220 Well, that and her career, but we'll get to that in a second.
00:21:06.440 It's also interesting that none of these arguments actually have to do with the well-being of the
00:21:10.580 child.
00:21:10.820 The child's well-being and perspective seem completely irrelevant to her outside of it
00:21:16.060 being a prop to reaffirm her own self-image, which I think is what we're, it is not, and
00:21:22.020 this is the key thing that actually is so important about the idea of transness of the
00:21:27.440 social contagion.
00:21:28.480 It is not, the core of the social contagion is not wanting to be a different gender or
00:21:35.340 even the idea that you can be a different gender.
00:21:37.620 It's that the purpose of your life, the purpose of who you are and the core of your being is
00:21:45.680 a role that other people see in you.
00:21:48.320 What would be that role, you know, to her, when she looks at a Jewish person, she's like,
00:21:53.360 oh, the core of who they are is a Jew, which is like an act.
00:21:56.320 It's like a set of, in the same way that I'm acting like a woman, they're acting like a Jew,
00:22:01.200 right?
00:22:01.600 Like, and that isn't the way that most cultures see or relate to identity.
00:22:06.260 If there were like a list of things I identify as, like woman would be one of the last things.
00:22:13.700 Absolutely one of the last, yeah.
00:22:15.040 And I find this like really fascinating because I think it lays bare a problem that a lot of
00:22:21.200 conservatives make when they talk on this issue is they attack things like somebody wanting to
00:22:26.520 appear a different gender or the areas in which they, you know, go over other people's social
00:22:31.960 boundaries, like in a restroom or something like that or whatever, women's prisons and stuff.
00:22:36.520 Whereas I think that that distracts from the more important point, at least in terms of the
00:22:43.560 really bad psychological health you see within the trans community with 50% of people not
00:22:47.420 alive themselves, you know, that, that is coming downstream of when I wake up every day and
00:22:56.420 I'm like, why am I alive?
00:22:58.460 If what I'm, my answer is to play X role and to have other people see me as X role.
00:23:06.720 And I think that this also explains why people misgendering them hurts them so much.
00:23:10.980 If your entire purpose, the only reason you exist is to play a specific role.
00:23:16.140 And that is affirmed through other people saying, yes, I see you in that role.
00:23:20.880 Somebody not seeing you in that role is the most cutting thing that an individual can do to you.
00:23:29.680 Whereas to somebody like me, I don't really care if you see me in X or Y role.
00:23:37.400 The role that I inhabit is simply the role that I think will be most efficacious
00:23:41.560 in achieving my goals for humanity and society.
00:23:44.780 Yeah.
00:23:45.840 Like I was, I was misgendered in a New York bar once when I had that really short hair.
00:23:52.120 Remember I was so thrilled because the entire reason we had both decided it would be optimal
00:23:58.820 for me to have really short hair was be for people to see me more like a man and take us
00:24:02.660 more seriously as like an investment prospect.
00:24:05.660 And so I was thrilled because again, it's instrumental.
00:24:08.460 It is, you know, we wanted to, the more masculine I was seen as being, the more we knew from like
00:24:14.200 research, the more competent I would be seen as being, which is also why we started wearing
00:24:18.780 big, chunky glasses.
00:24:20.240 People wouldn't like us as much.
00:24:21.680 They wouldn't see us as approachable or attractive, but they would see us as smarter because of
00:24:27.720 that and more competent because of that.
00:24:29.860 And that would benefit us more given the strategic needs we had in life.
00:24:33.980 But anyway, let me, let me take it back to the moral obligation part of Thorne's argument,
00:24:39.320 because this is where after discounting the whole passing down your, I guess, like identity
00:24:46.740 groups, legacy, be it Jew or trans person, Thorne discusses the idea that having kids pays for
00:24:53.780 the elder care of one's country's citizens.
00:24:57.440 So therefore one is obligated to have kids and philosophy tube sees other people's kids as
00:25:03.020 subsidizing her healthcare and old age as reparations because she is trans and the government
00:25:10.360 does not pay for all the gender transition care that, that she needs.
00:25:15.120 Like she and other trans people deserve to be for old age, despite not having kids.
00:25:20.100 Despite not contributing to society or making the sacrifices that parents are making.
00:25:23.760 They, and this I think shows the point.
00:25:26.060 She thinks that the role that she desires to play, like the role that she has adopted for
00:25:32.240 herself within society is almost sort of like a divine calling and that it should be respected
00:25:37.660 by every other cultural group, which the government is taking money from to get to her.
00:25:41.820 Yeah.
00:25:42.100 But like she literally, as she puts it in the episode that she's, she's like flip it and
00:25:45.820 joking about it, but she's also totally serious kind of about the reparations thing.
00:25:49.200 She's like, you're goddamn right.
00:25:50.540 Breeders are going to be paying for my retirement.
00:25:52.240 And I'm like, Oh, okay.
00:25:55.200 You've made your point.
00:25:56.060 So anyway, her steel man arguments for having kids are incredibly weak to just, it shows that
00:26:03.760 I don't think it shows that she doesn't actually want kids.
00:26:08.520 In fact, I'm about to argue that she actually really does want kids, but she hasn't thought
00:26:15.360 through why.
00:26:16.920 And you can tell this by the steel man argument.
00:26:19.700 So the first is she's like, well, the only, the only thing is like maybe enjoyment, which
00:26:26.020 she points out is by no means guaranteed as she puts it.
00:26:29.340 So like, okay, well, we can't then choose to have children for enjoyment because that's
00:26:34.140 not a guarantee.
00:26:34.820 So then the other one that she points to is legacy, though she personally has a lackluster
00:26:41.160 desire to pass on genes again, because she is the only trans person in her family.
00:26:45.660 And she feels like she's not necessarily going to have more trans.
00:26:48.060 So again, very interesting that she's like, well, how, like trans is the entire identity,
00:26:53.360 apparently.
00:26:54.120 And I think she likes her family.
00:26:57.540 Like, that's the crazy thing is I don't think she hates her family, but just like apparently
00:27:03.400 everything else that's not trans about her is not really worth passing on.
00:27:07.880 And then, and then philosophy too, also notes that like, okay, if we're talking legacy and
00:27:11.620 it's not genes and like maybe her career, but she, she argues that her career and acting
00:27:17.320 legacy can't be passed on so that that's a point against having kids.
00:27:22.480 But here's the really crazy thing, Malcolm.
00:27:24.900 And here's another example of where the same philosophical arguments or same like evidence
00:27:30.280 bits that she uses could also equally be used against her because she then points in a very
00:27:37.320 sort of dramatic moment because she's also an actor.
00:27:40.800 And as an actor has to be very dramatic, she refers to, and quotes some of Shakespeare's
00:27:46.900 sonnet number two as a steel man, which apparently sort of refers to like looking in a kid's eyes
00:27:52.740 and sort of seeing that as like a pathway to legacy.
00:27:56.740 Right.
00:27:57.120 And I don't know sonnet number two, but ironically, I only know and have memorized one sonnet by
00:28:04.020 Shakespeare, sonnet number 18, which also talks about eternal life.
00:28:10.060 Essentially it is a, it's a love poem.
00:28:13.420 It's the one that's shall I compare thee to a summer's day that weren't more lovely and
00:28:17.260 more temperate, et cetera.
00:28:18.640 Right.
00:28:18.980 So it's, it's comparing a lover to summer, but then it talks about eternity.
00:28:26.300 So God, shall I, shall I compare thee to a summer's day that were lovely and more temperate
00:28:30.780 rough winds do shake the darling buds of May and summer's leasteth all too short a date.
00:28:34.500 So like, you know, like summer kind of sucks.
00:28:37.520 The weather's bad.
00:28:38.580 How do you know this?
00:28:39.940 But blah, blah, blah.
00:28:41.060 But, but thy eternal summer shall not fade, nor shall I lose possession of fair thou owest,
00:28:46.040 nor shall death brag thou wanderest in his shade for eternal lines to time thou growest.
00:28:50.920 So long as men can breathe, their eyes can see so long lives this.
00:28:54.780 And this gives life to thee.
00:28:56.760 You see what he's saying there.
00:28:57.980 He's saying basically, as long as this poem lives, your legacy shall live.
00:29:03.720 So the argument of the sonnet, I mean, I, I don't know analysis of it.
00:29:07.880 My mom just made me memorize it as a kid because she loved Shakespeare.
00:29:11.760 What, what, what Shakespeare I think is saying here is like, Hey, I'm a famous dude.
00:29:16.460 I'm writing this poem.
00:29:17.820 This poem is going to live well beyond the two of us.
00:29:20.080 And this poem is going to live forever.
00:29:21.420 So my love for you as expressed through this poem is aligned to eternity and eternal life.
00:29:25.920 And you will be forever young and beautiful in this poem.
00:29:28.920 Unlike a capricious summer day with changing weather, that the sun's too hot, that the wind's too powerful.
00:29:35.780 It sucks.
00:29:37.020 And this very argument points to the fact that no, actually this acting legacy that Abigail Thorne is trying to build.
00:29:46.440 And Abigail Thorne's ideas are a lasting legacy that absolutely can be reinforced and strengthened through children.
00:29:54.200 So I just personally feel like, okay, we've thrown in Shakespeare's sonnets.
00:29:59.340 I see your son at number two and I raise you son at 18.
00:30:02.400 And I'm just like, again, miffed by this whole thing.
00:30:04.520 But here's where we get to why I think Philosophy Tube is having this argument in the first place.
00:30:11.340 And why I think Philosophy Tube actually really wants children.
00:30:15.000 Which is...
00:30:15.480 Before you get to that, I want to go into something.
00:30:17.580 Because I thought it was really interesting.
00:30:18.840 When she talks about her identity, when she's like...
00:30:21.360 And in a way, this is why you have kids.
00:30:23.800 To pass on something.
00:30:25.280 You know, I think legacy is like, not legacy for a selfish reason.
00:30:29.220 But because I like who I am and what I represent and what my people represented.
00:30:34.280 I want more of that in the future, right?
00:30:35.960 Yeah.
00:30:36.500 That's how you motivate reproduction.
00:30:37.920 That's why people have kids, right?
00:30:39.720 And that once you are infected with this ideology, the only two things that she was able to think of as meaningfully her is her gender.
00:30:48.680 Her identity as a trans woman.
00:30:50.280 And her career.
00:30:51.560 Yeah.
00:30:52.120 And nothing else.
00:30:53.400 And that is so the core of the urban monoculture and how it works.
00:30:56.500 When you meet somebody, you ask, what's your job?
00:30:59.880 And you present with, what's your gender?
00:31:02.760 And the other things that many people would consider more core to who they are, their philosophy, why they live, you know, what they're fighting for, their culture, their etc.
00:31:12.280 None of this stuff is actually important to her, right?
00:31:15.340 None of this stuff.
00:31:16.300 She doesn't have a wider purpose in life other than...
00:31:20.300 And you can see this with her channel.
00:31:21.420 Other than acting out her role.
00:31:23.360 Which is, I think, a deeply sad thing.
00:31:26.740 But it shows that I think that this spreads beyond just talking about like a trans individual, like the trans community, to the wider urban monoculture, to many young people who are raised in it.
00:31:36.720 When you say, like, what are you?
00:31:38.980 Who are you?
00:31:39.860 They say, my job and my gender.
00:31:42.920 And I think that this is because the way she has chosen to engage with this debate, to make a video and solidify her stance, to add her stance to the blockchain.
00:32:09.180 The blockchain of online social discourse in this very methodical and dramatic way is because there is this cognitive dissonance that Thorne is now trying to resolve officially by being like,
00:32:22.860 And here are all the reasons why I'm not doing it and I'm right to make this decision.
00:32:26.280 And I say this because I grew up and spent my young adult life, at least, being fully and extremely happy to live alone, never get married, never have kids.
00:32:39.980 And I never, ever felt the need to defend my stance on this or even to debate it.
00:32:46.420 I was just like, it's not for me.
00:32:47.500 Yeah, nobody was ever like, oh yeah, that's bad.
00:32:50.560 Good, yeah, good for anyone who wants to do this.
00:32:53.760 And like, it was so, like, I just found the discourse too oppressively boring to even want to be involved with.
00:33:01.540 Like, it's just not my domain.
00:33:02.760 Like, I'm not going to talk about football because I don't care.
00:33:06.480 Okay?
00:33:06.840 And there are people who will talk about, like, their entire channels devoted to this, TV channels and, and like, and publications and all this, right?
00:33:14.100 There's constant streaming of sports and I have nothing to do with it.
00:33:17.700 And it is many people's lives and careers and everything.
00:33:21.180 And they're dying over it.
00:33:22.640 And every, like, oh, you know, like industries, right?
00:33:25.120 And the same exists with families and children and all that.
00:33:27.580 But this isn't, the only reason why people get involved in this is because they care.
00:33:35.700 And I do know of some, like, there's, there's a dink podcast out there.
00:33:42.860 I don't think it has a lot of following, but like two girls do it.
00:33:45.860 And a lot of it's just sort of about, like, how much they enjoy, like, having disposable income and stuff.
00:33:49.980 And I don't think they feel cognitive dissonance around having kids because it's generally, it's genuinely about the euphoria.
00:33:57.920 It's like, I love having all this money and freedom.
00:33:59.940 Like, this feels so good.
00:34:01.460 And that's how I felt.
00:34:02.620 But I didn't really think about it, like, in contrast to having kids.
00:34:05.500 I was just like, I love my life.
00:34:06.780 Like, I love not having to answer to anyone and having flexibility, blah, blah, blah.
00:34:10.340 Like, it's great.
00:34:11.100 And, like, I do think then that there are some people who talk at least about just, like, dink or childless discourse about just how great it is.
00:34:20.580 But what Thorne is talking about here is, like, all the reasons why people are trying to argue you should have kids, like, legacy and all these other things and trying to tear it down, but unsuccessfully so, in my opinion, at least.
00:34:31.040 And I also know of other YouTubers who regularly talk about their choice to be child-free from this very defensive standpoint of, like, I feel so much, like, people are always asking me, like, when am I going to have kids?
00:34:44.080 And, like, I feel so criticized and so looked down upon for this.
00:34:49.060 And you get this feeling, too, from Thorne in this essay of, like, that there's this feeling of defensiveness, like, society thinks that I'm letting it down.
00:35:00.220 No, society owes me reparations.
00:35:02.200 Like, that comes from a very defensive place.
00:35:04.560 Yeah.
00:35:05.480 And I'm like, dude, no one asked you.
00:35:08.540 Like, again, she's on our turf.
00:35:11.760 And I get off my lawn, lady.
00:35:14.280 Get off my lawn, lady.
00:35:15.760 I love you, Simone.
00:35:16.580 No, no, but it is, it is, it is interesting that people talk on this subject, because I want to be, like, what's the, what's the state of the public conversation?
00:35:22.060 Yeah.
00:35:22.220 How are different people relating to this?
00:35:24.120 You know?
00:35:24.620 Yeah.
00:35:24.760 What's going, what's going through the public's mind on this topic?
00:35:28.620 And she has a popular, you know, YouTuber.
00:35:31.820 Way more famous than us?
00:35:33.520 Like, absolutely.
00:35:34.660 And I, I'm just a little disappointed because we, we actually do personally know trans people who are having kids right now.
00:35:44.220 Who, who are starting families, who are, like, absolutely involved in pronatalism and in really interesting, cool ways.
00:35:54.940 And, and now I'm, I'm, I'm just about to start outlining an episode on, on cyber feminism and xenofeminism.
00:36:02.540 And, like, I'm all about, like, gender innovation and gender play in weird ways.
00:36:08.780 Because what is that?
00:36:09.620 That is cultural innovation in an age of, of, of technological and geopolitical and everything disruption.
00:36:15.260 Right?
00:36:15.920 Like, absolutely.
00:36:17.960 I am for weird approaches to pronatalism.
00:36:21.120 And I'm for a critical approach to everything related to fertility and society and all that.
00:36:25.860 And, and while you and I have our concerns about trans culture in general and, like, the way it exists now, I don't think you and I inherently or, like, deeply philosophically have anything against, like, being gender weird.
00:36:39.560 Like, like, whatever, you know, like, just, like, maybe don't, don't build your life, as you've been pointing out repeatedly, like, around an identity.
00:36:48.020 Like, what is this?
00:36:48.840 Like, how, how is trans the thing she thinks she needs to pass on or not pass on?
00:36:52.740 Like, how is that?
00:36:53.420 You could pass it on.
00:36:55.120 I mean, we've seen a lot of, there's those families where they get, like, they adopt a bunch of kids and they all end up trans.
00:37:00.560 Yeah, no, and yeah, like, so, yeah.
00:37:01.880 Yeah, see, that's another example is it just really bothers me that, like, every time she argues, like, well, like, she makes a philosophical argument, we could use the same argument against her.
00:37:11.520 And that really also bothers me.
00:37:12.940 It's like, no, actually, people pass on transness all the time because it's a cultural contagion.
00:37:17.140 I guess she can't, she can't do that.
00:37:19.980 But what's interesting is, and this is what's so fascinating, you could attempt to pass on a culture that accepted trans people, like, a culture in which trans people are part of how you relate to gender, how you relate to sexuality.
00:37:36.960 Yeah, well, and also a culture in which you, you know, include in your nationalized healthcare gender-affirming care.
00:37:42.480 Like, if Thorne feels like she deserves reparations for having the state not pay for that, then create a generation of people who will pay for gender-affirming care.
00:37:52.720 Right, but the point here being is she could have passed on the culture in which trans as a concept exists.
00:38:01.420 Oh, yes.
00:38:03.040 But, and I think that this sort of proves that it's a cultural contagion, that is meaningless to her.
00:38:09.220 You do not accept that culture in a meaningful way to her unless you are yourself trans.
00:38:17.020 The culture in which the trans framework exists is not meaningfully passed on unless it is passed on alongside a trans identity from her perspective, which I think lets the cat out of the bat.
00:38:31.760 Yikes.
00:38:32.920 Do you see what I mean by that, Simone?
00:38:34.020 Yeah, yeah.
00:38:35.120 I think other cultures would say something like that.
00:38:37.980 Yeah, yeah.
00:38:39.860 That, like, it's not enough to accept me, you have to be me.
00:38:43.960 Yeah, it's not enough to accept my unique sexual or gender representation or accept a culture that has this gender and sexual orientation.
00:38:54.520 In many ways, it's very much like the parents who hate their kid for, like, being gay or something like this, right?
00:39:03.040 Where it's, I've only meaningfully passed it on to the next generation if they have the same orientation I have.
00:39:09.760 Yeah.
00:39:10.540 And these, specifically here, I'm talking about the parents who hate their kids for being gay, not for, like, religious reasons or whatever, but just because they see it as, like, effeminate and not like them, right?
00:39:19.060 Like, it's the exact same energy.
00:39:23.400 Mm-hmm.
00:39:25.280 Yeah.
00:39:26.040 I, yeah, I don't know.
00:39:28.340 I mean, I honestly wish that I could meet Thorne in person and just talk and, like, better understand the approach taken.
00:39:37.820 Like, this episode, there's so many mysteries in it.
00:39:39.840 Like, I didn't even talk about this huge diversion in the episode that is dedicated toward discussion of a small independent film called Castration Movie, which is about basically horrible trans people in which the protagonist, called Traps, struggles with the knowledge that kids will no longer be possible due to their gender transition-driven infertility.
00:40:04.060 Wait, tell me about this.
00:40:05.520 I'm unaware of this.
00:40:06.460 I, well, I, I just, like, it's such a, like, I'm like, why did you throw this in?
00:40:10.360 I don't understand.
00:40:11.380 Is it part of people who call themselves Traps?
00:40:14.260 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:40:15.000 That's the protagonist of the independent film Castration Movie, which Philosophy Tube uses in this essay to, I think, primarily just be supportive of other transgender media efforts, but also, like, emphasize a major through line about how gender norms shape expectations around motherhood and fatherhood,
00:40:34.720 and how, like, trans and queer people can feel, especially conflicted about these roles, but it just, it's, it's very distracting.
00:40:43.760 It's, it's a weird diversion, and it doesn't, I don't think she quite brings it home in her video essay the way that maybe she would want to, but I don't know.
00:40:51.760 I mean, at least, I feel like I, I was able to grok more of this particular video essay of Philosophy Tubes than most of the ones that I watch, because typically I just get totally lost, whereas, like, maybe because I feel so much ownership of this particular
00:41:06.980 philosophical domain, not ownership, but at least I've spent so much time sitting in it that, like, I was able to engage with it better than, like, some other things that have been discussed on the channel.
00:41:19.620 I don't know.
00:41:20.680 But yeah, I didn't even mention that whole thing.
00:41:22.880 Like, that was, like, what, Castration Movie?
00:41:24.660 Why are we talking about Castration Movie?
00:41:26.600 This is...
00:41:26.980 She's no ContraPoints.
00:41:28.740 I'll tell you that.
00:41:29.700 Isn't it everyone in the audience?
00:41:30.860 No, none of us can be ContraPoints, and I know you don't want me to say that, because, like, our audience probably hates ContraPoints, too.
00:41:36.100 But, I, listen...
00:41:38.180 No, I remember, apparently there's, like, a bunch of rumors that, like, early on, when she transitioned Philosophy Tube, she tried to, like, look and act and sound exactly like ContraPoints.
00:41:47.100 I don't want to look and act and sound like ContraPoints.
00:41:49.380 Just there you go.
00:41:50.800 Lick some salt.
00:41:52.020 Our audience isn't going to love you for that one, Simone.
00:41:54.540 She's pretty!
00:41:56.280 Is she?
00:41:57.340 I think so.
00:41:58.120 I think she's got the angles because she's online and she cares to have the angles.
00:42:02.060 You barely know how to use makeup, Simone.
00:42:04.260 Shut up.
00:42:05.020 No, your mom would be so offended.
00:42:07.160 She invested so much in trying to get me to learn how to use makeup.
00:42:09.980 No, my mom would say you use makeup like I found you in, like, a country barrel or something, you know, like...
00:42:15.220 She kept taking me to, like, all the makeup counters and having me, like, go through, like, makeup put on sessions and be like, now, Simone, practice, practice.
00:42:23.180 And she'd be like...
00:42:25.020 It's like you're entering high court.
00:42:27.320 She's trying to...
00:42:28.260 Like, one of my Korean romance dramas.
00:42:30.280 Yeah.
00:42:30.720 She's trying to get you ready to go to the gala.
00:42:34.100 It made me feel so nice because my mom really had a difficult relationship with female...
00:42:41.260 It was gender-affirming care, Simone.
00:42:43.400 But no, genuinely, though, like, all female, like, plastic surgery and makeup is gender-affirming care.
00:42:51.560 And I think that we need to have more open conversations in society about the fact that things like Botox or facelifts, or especially, like, female youth-inducing procedures that women undergo are just forms of gender-affirming care.
00:43:12.440 Especially when they're dimorphic.
00:43:13.860 Like, I could imagine, like, maybe a neck lift, with which both men and women get to look a little bit more healthy and youthful.
00:43:20.540 That's not necessarily gender-affirming care.
00:43:23.200 But I would say the vast majority of the cosmetic procedures that women are getting is gender-affirming care.
00:43:29.560 And, like, don't act like you're holier than thou.
00:43:32.680 Like, this whole Mar-a-Lago face thing, like, sorry, ladies.
00:43:37.440 Like, you are no better than all of these trans people that you were decrying.
00:43:42.860 Like, you were doing exactly the same thing.
00:43:44.380 Oh, no, I agree.
00:43:45.240 I think that the Mar-a-Lago face, it's weird.
00:43:47.820 It's gross.
00:43:48.460 I hate it.
00:43:49.480 These people look like Planet of the Body Snatchers got them.
00:43:54.280 And...
00:43:54.680 As that Snow White actress put it, weird, weird.
00:43:58.040 Weird.
00:43:58.680 What did she say that about?
00:43:59.800 The fact that the prince was a stalker of Snow White.
00:44:05.740 Because, God forbid, she'd be protected.
00:44:09.220 Ugh, gosh.
00:44:10.160 She could have accepted the stalker vibes, like the ballerina farms lady.
00:44:16.080 And they're living very happily with eight children.
00:44:19.640 I love their Instagram so much.
00:44:21.960 We have to catch up.
00:44:22.920 We gotta catch up.
00:44:24.180 They're too ahead of us.
00:44:25.000 They started early, and they were Mormon.
00:44:26.880 I feel like we're actually doing pretty good being what you could argue is over-educated tech elite, you know?
00:44:35.380 We're not even like...
00:44:36.280 I don't want to call ourselves elite, because we really don't...
00:44:40.200 Only other people have called us elite.
00:44:42.360 But, I mean, I just...
00:44:43.200 I'm elite.
00:44:43.300 I'm elite.
00:44:44.000 Hold on.
00:44:44.600 I'm elite.
00:44:45.180 Okay, I'm sorry.
00:44:46.160 I'm so sorry.
00:44:47.580 I'm so sorry.
00:44:48.520 Yes, we are over-educated tech elite.
00:44:50.400 I grew up believing I was elite.
00:44:53.400 That's true.
00:44:54.500 Like, I always have believed I was better than other people.
00:44:57.220 I just need the world to show me.
00:44:59.060 Well, no, you are better than other people.
00:45:01.020 This is true.
00:45:01.880 I mean, I know it is a fact, because I was never, ever, ever, ever going to marry anyone,
00:45:06.240 let alone spend extended time with anyone.
00:45:09.000 And the fact that I can tolerate anyone just kind of shows that you're not only elite,
00:45:13.640 you are, like, a demigod, at least demigod status, because there's just no way that I
00:45:19.300 could even...
00:45:20.080 That's what you need your wife to think of you people, by the way.
00:45:23.100 Yeah.
00:45:23.640 No, I genuinely question whether you're human sometimes, in the best possible way.
00:45:28.520 You are just so above and beyond, romantically, looks-wise.
00:45:32.960 Oh, my God.
00:45:34.580 Malcolm is going to soon...
00:45:36.220 Well, not soon.
00:45:36.980 He's starting to get not gray hairs, but literally white hairs.
00:45:40.420 He's going to have the most beautiful white head of hair.
00:45:42.480 It's a thing in my family, so we'll see if I keep it...
00:45:45.040 But my hairs are coming in white, yeah?
00:45:47.260 Yeah.
00:45:48.040 Yeah, no, they're coming in...
00:45:49.040 Just, Gort, you're going to be a silver fox.
00:45:52.200 We're old, guys.
00:45:53.580 I am turning...
00:45:55.080 What?
00:45:56.720 I'm turning 38 tomorrow.
00:45:59.220 37, I think.
00:46:00.300 No, 38.
00:46:00.920 I am 37.
00:46:01.680 I'm turning 38 tomorrow.
00:46:04.140 Wait, am I 39?
00:46:05.540 Yeah, you're 39.
00:46:07.120 You're turning 40 next year.
00:46:09.600 That can't be true.
00:46:10.540 I'm pretty sure I'm 38, Simone.
00:46:12.480 No, you turned 39.
00:46:16.820 Because...
00:46:17.740 What is next year?
00:46:21.020 2026.
00:46:22.980 Oh.
00:46:25.620 Wow.
00:46:26.540 You were born in 1986.
00:46:27.540 You're turning 40 next year.
00:46:29.100 We old.
00:46:30.980 Oh, no.
00:46:31.900 I know.
00:46:32.300 I'd be having an existential crisis if I didn't have five kids, I'll tell you that.
00:46:36.260 Let's see.
00:46:36.820 Will you have six kids by the time?
00:46:38.260 No.
00:46:38.900 When you turn 40, God willing, I will be pregnant, but not...
00:46:45.220 So you'll have your six kid on the way, hopefully, but...
00:46:49.040 Yeah.
00:46:51.280 Anyway.
00:46:51.560 How do we get to mortality?
00:46:54.580 Let's end this.
00:46:55.560 I can't take it.
00:46:56.320 Tonight, orange beef.
00:46:58.280 Trying it for the first time.
00:46:59.320 Very excited.
00:47:00.060 Don't go overboard with the pepper if it's included in the recipe so you don't end up...
00:47:04.380 By pepper, you mean ground black pepper?
00:47:06.840 You mean the red...
00:47:07.360 Ground black pepper seems to be the most coughing.
00:47:09.780 Do you want Thai chili peppers?
00:47:13.780 Yes, I do want Thai chili peppers.
00:47:15.580 And I do want anything else...
00:47:18.200 Do you want it with rice?
00:47:19.160 I'm making sourdough again tonight because we're not heating that part of the house,
00:47:22.520 and I've discovered that using the oven makes it not so cold.
00:47:26.040 So I would love it with rice.
00:47:28.920 I'm sorry to ask.
00:47:30.220 And the peppers that we got and chives.
00:47:34.520 Yep.
00:47:35.100 Okay.
00:47:35.260 Do you also want, for heat, Thai red chili peppers sprinkled in there or not?
00:47:41.240 Okay.
00:47:41.360 Yes.
00:47:42.020 The Thai red chili peppers and then the green shitata pepper, whatever they're called.
00:47:47.180 Okay.
00:47:48.380 Shashka big.
00:47:49.340 Yep.
00:47:50.560 I love you so much.
00:47:52.420 I love you, and I hope that Abigail Thorne gets what she wants from life.
00:47:59.860 Which is reparations.
00:48:02.800 Reparations.
00:48:03.680 I mean...
00:48:04.560 I don't know.
00:48:05.160 I don't know what to say.
00:48:06.120 I...
00:48:06.600 I mean, sadly, the really...
00:48:10.560 Here's the really depressing thing, is by the time Abigail Thorne will probably need
00:48:14.540 elder care from the government, the UK government's not going to be able to provide it.
00:48:18.340 And that's disturbing.
00:48:19.800 Yeah, she'll get a letter made like they have in Canada.
00:48:25.100 Have you considered...
00:48:26.540 Oh, my God.
00:48:28.740 I...
00:48:29.260 I want the best for her.
00:48:31.660 I want...
00:48:32.060 I just want everyone to be happy.
00:48:33.680 Some people choose a life path that precludes genuine happiness.
00:48:39.280 No, I actually think...
00:48:40.840 I actually think that Abigail Thorne has fun.
00:48:43.460 I think the life path...
00:48:44.680 You don't dress up in a mermaid costume like that and not have fun.
00:48:47.580 Yeah, no, you do it if you're trying to convince the world that you're happy with the role you have chosen of lifelong theater kid.
00:48:54.120 But if you live your life to live a role, you almost definitionally will never be satisfied because, especially when most people don't see you as genuinely embodying that role.
00:49:05.640 Her entire life is an act, you know?
00:49:08.540 And I think that she's so...
00:49:10.100 I don't know.
00:49:10.540 I feel like, you know, people who live dramatically...
00:49:13.280 I mean, there are high highs and low lows, but it's just, woo, it's entertaining.
00:49:17.500 Maybe that's what you go for.
00:49:18.620 Like, besides, do we even value happiness?
00:49:20.340 But I still somehow just want everyone to be happy.
00:49:22.640 I don't know, whatever.
00:49:23.140 I'm not talking about happiness here.
00:49:24.140 I'm talking about, like, genuine satisfaction.
00:49:26.140 The thing that, you know, what people actually strive for, right?
00:49:28.560 This really only comes from achieving your goals.
00:49:31.540 Anyway, love you, Simone.
00:49:33.260 If those goals are, like, well thought through and you sacrifice for them.
00:49:36.340 Yeah, yeah.
00:49:37.700 Anyway, it was interesting.
00:49:39.720 Thank you, Abby Thorne.
00:49:40.820 Thank you for taking that for the entire Base Camp audience.
00:49:44.920 We really appreciate it.
00:49:46.780 It was a pleasure, as always.
00:49:49.200 Bye, guys!
00:49:50.340 You did?
00:49:55.240 Oh, you did!
00:49:56.800 Look at you!
00:49:58.360 Look at you!
00:49:59.700 Okay, just putting down this bottle.
00:50:05.080 What are you doing?
00:50:07.920 Playing a game.
00:50:09.500 Playing a game.
00:50:10.900 On my legs, yes.
00:50:12.960 Isn't that what knick-knack paddywhack is?
00:50:16.260 No, it's like a game where you, like, hit in a pattern or something.
00:50:20.420 I thought it was where you play that fork and spoon instrument, you know, where you're
00:50:26.680 like, gosh, I don't know.
00:50:28.300 Whatever.
00:50:28.780 Doesn't matter.
00:50:29.500 Nobody knows what knick-knack paddywhack is, Simone, but they do know that you give a dog
00:50:33.620 a bone.
00:50:34.680 Yeah, this is true.
00:50:36.060 And who knows what our kids know about?
00:50:37.240 Well, they know about Among Us.
00:50:39.020 They don't.
00:50:40.060 If only they didn't.
00:50:41.900 Oh, my gosh.
00:50:42.700 And the 6-7.
00:50:44.760 I don't know.
00:50:45.600 Like, what's so funny is that a meme so dumb as 6-7 manages to, like, create its own lore
00:50:54.100 and our kids are like, I saw the 6-7 kid outside.
00:50:57.220 And I'm like, there is no, like, just forget it, you know, whatever.
00:51:02.080 Is it just mirrored it?
00:51:03.120 Do you look blurry?
00:51:05.060 Let's have a look.
00:51:05.960 I look fantastic.
00:51:07.380 I'm as sexy as I've ever been.
00:51:10.520 And you're fortunate about that.
00:51:12.720 I get to be married to this.
00:51:14.760 No, it's true.
00:51:16.480 I love it that so many people don't like the way I look.
00:51:18.820 Well, then it's good that Simone got to marry me because she does.
00:51:22.900 Right?
00:51:23.200 Like, it doesn't matter what I look like to you.
00:51:26.920 It matters what I look like to her, right?
00:51:28.840 Yeah, it's true.
00:51:30.440 You are what I would have referred to as a child, a hunk biscuit, which was our family's
00:51:35.340 internal term for stud muffin because one of the family members couldn't remember the
00:51:41.040 term stud muffin, but they said hunk biscuit instead, so.
00:51:44.440 They said hunk biscuit.
00:51:45.300 Did you see any hunk biscuits growing up?
00:51:47.700 Did they say, hey, Simone, have you seen that hunk biscuit at school or whatever?
00:51:52.000 Well, my friends started picking up hunk biscuit.
00:51:54.520 So then, yeah, we referred to people's hunk biscuits.
00:51:57.400 Hunk biscuit from the base camp community.
00:51:58.540 They want to be hunk biscuits.
00:52:00.500 Yeah, you want to become a hunk biscuit.
00:52:02.380 You are my hunk biscuit.
00:52:03.400 I would rather have a hunk biscuit than a stud muffin, like if they were foods, like
00:52:07.920 if they were, if I was at a bakery and I was choosing from a menu, I would definitely
00:52:11.300 want a hunk biscuit.
00:52:12.420 Who wants muffins?
00:52:13.980 I know.
00:52:14.500 What?
00:52:15.160 Really?
00:52:15.800 Well, you liked my pumpkin muffins.
00:52:18.340 You did.
00:52:19.940 Oh, cool.
00:52:20.960 Yeah.
00:52:21.400 So there you go.
00:52:23.580 But no, generally muffins, it's like either be a cupcake or don't.
00:52:27.640 Stop with this muffin.
00:52:28.680 Yeah, you cook muffins for the family, which is great.
00:52:31.300 You do corn muffins too, which are really good.
00:52:34.320 Yeah, I still haven't managed to recreate the cornbread I had as a child, which was just
00:52:39.460 so good.
00:52:40.760 So I'm mad about that.
00:52:42.620 We'll get there eventually.
00:52:43.800 How is the cornbread you make today different or wrong?
00:52:47.140 I don't know because I'm using stone ground cornmeal.
00:52:50.460 I'm using the flour, the sugar, the like it was a really simple recipe.
00:52:54.900 I need, I should make it in a square glass corningware pan because that's how my parents
00:53:00.120 did it.
00:53:00.480 And then we'd cut it into squares, you know, so it was like normal cornbread, not biscuits.
00:53:04.700 Maybe that's what I should try.
00:53:06.680 Okay.
00:53:07.240 I will try that.
00:53:07.980 Oh yeah.
00:53:10.780 He'll have to have the recipe.
00:53:12.620 There was this brown plastic recipe card box that my mom had.
00:53:16.500 Oh God.
00:53:16.960 Maybe I think he's still, he's still in Alameda.
00:53:20.080 I got to ask him for that.
00:53:21.020 Anyway, we'll get into this because I'm, I'm not going to do this episode for poor Abigail
00:53:26.640 Thorne, not safe from us.
00:53:29.700 Okay.
00:53:30.440 You ready?
00:53:32.360 Yeah.
00:53:33.280 Okay.
00:53:34.920 My orange chicken cooking.
00:53:39.920 Yeah.
00:53:40.920 Like, you're going to ask it.
00:53:43.940 I'll just.