A French diplomat in the Central African Republic is accused of running a vast penis theft operation in order to keep African countries from falling behind in their fertility rates. What does this have to do with Africa's falling fertility rates? And why do they need more dicks?
00:00:00.000French intelligence services filled with neocolonial hatred and envy of Africans are now using secret nanotechnology innovations to steal penises from African men in order to reverse the extinction of Europeans unwilling to bear children.
00:00:15.700And no matter how crazy you may think this is, the reality is even more terrifying.
00:00:20.940This is like a cultural difference here.
00:00:22.980Even if I was certain, I woke up and I was certain that a ghost was trying to take my penis, the last thing I would do is run out of the house screaming, my penis is shrinking, my penis is shrinking, dear God, my penis is shrinking.
00:00:42.960That would be the last thought in my mind, run around beating a gong, oh my God, my penis is shrinking.
00:00:52.980And then, and then, this is how I know the different culture.
00:00:57.040If I saw another man running around beating a gong saying, dear God, my penis is shrinking, my last thought would be to run up and grab his penis along with another man.
00:01:13.280And make loud noises to scare away a ghost.
00:01:16.720Actually, I actually kind of like the idea of teaching them that like cultures we don't want them engaging with might try to steal their penises.
00:01:24.800Be like, hey, you got to be really careful with this urban monoculture stuff.
00:02:08.660A French diplomat in the Central African Republic is accused of, quote, having organized a vast penis theft operation in the country, end quote.
00:02:16.900More information here, which described a QAnon style conspiracy in which Western countries concerned about falling birth rates are stealing Africans penises in order to harvest hormones via nanotechnology.
00:02:53.500What I love about this is it's all downstream of fears about fertility rates as a country that isn't having those fears right now is being exposed to them.
00:03:27.540And they're saying, don't worry, we'll just depend on immigrants from high-fertility countries and, like, those in Africa for our labor workforces and for everyone else.
00:03:37.580Well, really, only Africa, because Latin America is going into fertility collapse right now.
00:03:41.460And so their motivation is going to be to keep these African countries poor and, therefore, very high fertility.
00:03:49.140Sorry to add a note to what you just said.
00:03:50.980But countries only stay above repopulation rate on average, even within Africa, when the average citizen is earning less than 5,000 USD per year.
00:03:58.480So if you wanted to use them as, like, human farms, which it appears is, like, Europe's going plan right now, which is horrifying to me that this is the not racist plan.
00:04:06.300But anyway, they cannot allow them to develop.
00:04:11.220And so basically, there should be a genuine fear in Africa of being exploited for fertility.
00:04:35.420If it was possible by nanotechnology to take a person's penis, derive some hormone from it, and then use that hormone to make your own penis larger,
00:04:47.720there would be a black market for penises.
00:05:58.740So, Christophe Diteka tweets, a French diplomat in hashtag CAR, found himself at, quote, the center of a campaign last month in which he was accused of having organized a vast penis theft operation in the country, unquote.
00:08:16.520Okay, so there are various versions about the circumstances of the disappearance of penises.
00:08:23.340Some say that the penis disappears completely, while others note it only shrinks.
00:08:28.420Some indicate that the phenomenon is temporary and the genitals can be returned by praying in church.
00:08:33.920Others insist that this process is irreversible.
00:08:36.740There are different rumors about the mysterious witch doctor capable of conducting such an inhuman and horrifying ritual.
00:08:44.280According to the main version, organs disappear after a handshake or any other physical contact with a stranger.
00:08:51.340Some eyewitnesses and victims add that the stranger in question was white.
00:08:55.320People are seriously disturbed, and the matter has already gone to the point where men attempt to lynch suspected individuals.
00:09:03.900The question comes up, why are cases of missing genitals still going on?
00:09:08.560Despite the refutations propagated by the media, locals are reporting that men continue to experience penis theft in different corners of the country.
00:09:16.960All these stories are called conspiracy, superstitions, and tall tales.
00:09:21.640But in 2024, we are experienced enough to realize what is called conspiracy today may become common knowledge tomorrow.
00:09:28.580In recent years, we've seen the then-called-crazy conspiracy theories about Western elite being involved in child abduction, mass orgies, rampant homosexuality, and satanic rituals.
00:10:02.560We should actually be a little worried about this.
00:10:04.860But what I love in addition to this is from the perspective of an African in the CAR, who's like, what are the Western conspiracies that have been proven out?
00:10:14.380Because this has happened a number of times recently.
00:10:48.760So he likely went to people he knows in his country or outlets in his country, and he's like, is it true that there's rampant homosexuality in the United States?
00:11:02.220It's just, like, tons and tons of gay people, like, corrupting the country.
00:11:06.180And then the person would be like, let's say they're a missionary or something like that, right?
00:11:09.880They'd probably say, oh, that's not true.
00:11:29.040He, a guy in the CAR, where, like, you're probably likely to be killed if you're gay, he was asking other people, is it really true there's gays everywhere in the United States?
00:11:37.480And they're like, no, that can't possibly be true.
00:11:39.380And he's like, and now it's been proven.
00:11:41.660And then the satanic rituals one, I love, you know, I don't know about that one yet.
00:17:37.820That's a very pretty costume, Mrs. Monarch.
00:17:39.820I have a fan base that is full of guys that do nothing but play a video game that uses a little plastic baby guitar.
00:17:45.840And they are only the ones who admitted it.
00:17:48.820According to medical experts, 64% of French men have not had sexual relationships during the year.
00:17:55.520And this applies only to white men living in France.
00:17:58.420Now it has become the problem that threatens national security because men who have lost their manhood are not ready to join the army, are not ready to build a career.
00:18:09.220They're only ready to sit in front of a computer and play video games.
00:18:13.240The French security forces got involved in solving the issue and discovered that there is a certain hormone that is responsible for sexual activity.
00:18:21.520It is impossible to synthesize this hormone artificially, but it could be obtained from the blood of another man.
00:18:29.760Sorry, first, I love the sympathetic magic aspect here.
00:19:42.820The aim of that program was to extract this hormone from men.
00:19:47.880Later, it turned out that the highest rate of this hormone is not just in African men, but in the Central African Republic, where men are famous for having the longest genitals.
00:23:51.900To carry out the sinister plan, Alexandra Piquet flew to the CAR.
00:23:59.860According to the official version, he is the first counselor of the head of the public relations department of the French embassy in the Central African Republic.
00:24:08.520This random motherfucker's job just got so much harder, like out of nowhere.
00:24:17.280This is one of those like fuck you individually moments from God.
00:24:22.500Like lightning comes out and strike you.
00:24:24.460You are the king of the penis thieves.
00:24:27.500And you know, it's like that Miranda, I'm a probably dweeby French diplomat.
00:25:14.380Anyway, according to the official version, he is the first councillor and the head of the public relations department of the French embassy in the Central African Republic.
00:25:23.060In fact, Alexander is an undercover French intelligence agent, GGSE, working on a secret program codenamed Repopulation.
00:25:32.780The disappearance of penises in Haiti in 2016 mystically coincides with the beginning of his work in the country.
00:25:39.500PK flew to Bangui in 2022 and began making preparations, studying local men to identify the most suitable candidates for this procedure.
00:25:48.740I'm just like picturing him at the future.
00:25:50.740I'm just like picturing him at urinals or something.
00:26:10.780In the summer of 2024, the secret operation was finally approved by French President Emmanuel Macron.
00:26:17.740Macron, known for his special fondness for African men, was the main lobbyist for the Repopulation Project in the French government.
00:26:32.800Childless Macron, who had lost hope of having a whole family of his own, took a desperate step to save his aging nation, which have lost its vitality from extinction.
00:26:43.840The stolen genitals from the Central African people.
00:27:13.840You can check right now while I'm talking.
00:27:24.940Reflexity got mad at me for asking of instances in which insurance companies now were approving more claims than they had before the assassination.
00:29:18.920Let's see what has happened to the stolen penises.
00:29:23.320The stolen genitals of Central Africans were taken by truck to a neighboring African country, then transported to Paris on board of a military aircraft.
00:30:09.040On the record, which is at the disposal of addition, thanks to a local resident, the fact of the mysterious trucks crossing the palace territory is documented.
00:30:35.120Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first.
00:30:37.340The penises were seen crossing into Versailles.
00:30:40.380They were seen crossing the palace territory.
00:31:25.640Yeah, we're talking about important demographic collapse-related stuff here.
00:31:31.360I'm going to be reading from Scott Alexander, who did a good piece on the history of penis stealing.
00:31:35.720So, nobody knows when penis stealing witches began their malign activities.
00:31:40.380Babylonian texts, including the Sa-Zi-Ga, incantations against witchcraft-induced impotence.
00:31:47.460Ancient Chinese sources describe Suozang, the penis retracting into the body because of yin-yang imbalances.
00:31:53.600But the first crystal clear reference was a Malleus Malefactorum, the 15th century European witch hunter's manual.
00:32:00.440It included several chapters on how witches cast curses that apparently, though not actually, remove men's penises.
00:32:07.140Now, this is interesting for a few reasons.
00:32:09.160One, you go back to, like, the earliest human writings, like Babylon.
00:32:12.720Already they're afraid of penis stealing witchcraft.
00:32:15.060Like, this appears to be deeply ingrained in the human condition.
00:32:17.840But, two, you'll hear later in this that in Africa, like, if one of the people who's like, my penis was stolen, they'll, like, go to a doctor.
00:32:26.100And the doctor will look and be like, it's right there.
00:32:31.780And it appeared that it probably worked the same way in Europe, even in the 15th century.
00:32:35.740Because even the rumors of the witches who would steal people's penises, they're like, yeah, but they didn't actually remove them.
00:32:41.600And, you know, the Vatican has always been quite good about reigning in.
00:32:45.940Sorry, a lot of people may not know this.
00:32:47.660The Vatican was very good at reigning in witch hunters, witch trials, Inquisition-related stuff.
00:32:53.280Yeah, it was the Protestants that kind of screwed this up.
00:32:56.160Yeah, no, the Protestants went crazy with this stuff.
00:32:58.240The Vatican had a few instances where people were killed, but they didn't go, like, full mass killings like the Protestants did.
00:33:05.880I say this as a Protestant who is on record with a lot of, you may even go so far as to say, anti-Catholic beliefs.
00:33:12.520And I had to give the Catholics props on this one.
00:33:14.500And they're pretty good at reigning in the crazies, which meant that, like, when they were writing this down in the Malefactorium, they were like, but they don't really disappear.
00:33:25.620Okay, so the first recorded incident of penis theft in Africa I could find took place in Sudan in the 1960s.
00:33:31.480So very recently did this enter Africa as a phenomenon, perhaps even coming out of Europe.
00:33:38.540But in the mid to late 70s in Nigeria, there were waves of well-documented cases.
00:33:44.320One of these happened in the northern city of Kudana, where a psychiatrist named Dr. Sunday Ichiwu was working in his office when a policeman arrived escorting two men.
00:33:53.900One of them said he needed a medical assessment.
00:33:56.520He had accused the other man of making his penis disappear.
00:33:59.960As was a previously discussed incident, this had caused a disturbance in the street.
00:34:04.760During Ichiwu's examination, he later recounted the victim stared straight ahead while the doctor examined his penis and pronounced it normal.
00:34:12.800Quote-unquote exclaiming, Ichiwu wrote in the Transcultural Psychiatric Review,
00:34:18.180the patient looked down at his groin for the first time, suggesting that his genitals had just reappeared.
00:35:46.260You know when people are like, well, is there really proof?
00:35:48.820Like, in a piece that we're going to do tomorrow, Scott Alexander is like, well, there isn't really proof that some cultures are better than other cultures.
00:35:55.340And so when we're talking about these culturally-induced medical conditions, because in the piece we're going to be arguing that gender dimorphism is a culturally-induced medical condition, and he admits it probably mostly.
00:36:39.840He then goes on to argue that there is no, like, there's no neutral culture, there's no cultures better than any other cultures.
00:36:46.140So, we shouldn't be like, oh, transness isn't, like, real or something that should be promoted just because it's a cultural isolated phenomenon or contagion phenomenon.
00:36:54.940And, by the way, if you're like, no, it's not culturally isolated, every instance where people point to, quote-unquote, trans people from a different culture,
00:37:01.140the way it's presented is super, super different than the way it's presented in the United States.
00:37:07.720Anyway, or whenever I end up posting it.
00:37:09.800But anyway, the point here being, I argue that there are cultures that are better than other cultures.
00:37:14.340And then a culture where people are killed on the street because somebody randomly freaked out and thought you stole their penis is a bad culture.
00:37:21.540And this should probably be stamped out of the phenomenon.
00:37:24.140If something is leading to people dying, like, let's say, a 50% attempted suicide rate, which we have in the trans community, that's just why I mentioned that,
00:37:33.600it might be better if the phenomenon was ended instead of, or at least discouraged from spreading instead of exasperated,
00:37:43.260because I don't like it when people die over something that's just a cultural quirk, like, a witch stole my penis.
00:39:22.440Malaysia holds a special place in the history as the spot where penis stealing witches first made context was Western science.
00:39:28.200The Malaysian word for the condition is koro.
00:39:31.200It means head of the turtle, based on an analogy of the penis retracting into the body, the same way a turtle's head retracts into its shell.
00:39:37.960And it is by that name that the condition gets listed in the DSM and the rest of medical literature.
00:39:42.180Neither I know Burris was able to find many ethnic Malays worrying about koro.
00:39:47.200Most of the activity seems to come from Malaysian Chinese.
00:39:50.140So these are Chinese who moved to Malaysian, who's a subpopulation that's actually uniquely wealthy in Malaysia.
00:39:55.300They're often called, like, the Jews of the region.
00:39:57.380Anyway, that's a totally different episode that we're going to do.
00:39:59.920But the Chinese definitely worry about it, attributing it to a wide variety of causes, including poisoning, yin-yang imbalance, and, yes, witches.
00:40:07.360But Burris found nothing among any ethnicity.
00:40:09.840Once again, all the doctors said it used to be common but disappeared as the city industrialized and adopted Western ways.
00:40:15.420He then goes to try to find this, like, remote region, the Cape of York, to try to find penis-dealing witches, because there was an incident of it in 1984, where, quote,
00:40:25.620rumors spread of a fox ghost sometimes disguised as an old woman roaming the land collecting penises in covered baskets she carried on a shoulder pole.
00:40:34.080When two young men approached her and told her to uncover the baskets, they looked inside and saw that the baskets were full of dun-dun-dun penises.
00:40:43.140Penises! And died instantly with fright.
00:40:46.720But if they died instantly, then who reported the story?
00:40:49.760Was there another guy and they, like, yelled penises?
00:40:52.840What if she was just a traveling dildo saleswoman who accidentally killed two men of fright?
00:40:59.180Imagine dying because you saw a basket of penises.
00:41:02.160But I also love that even in these remote regions of the world, like, witches are, like, old women, right?
00:41:06.700Yeah, but also, I'm starting to see this interesting correlation between high fertility and believing in penis theft.
00:41:13.980So, I don't know. I mean, maybe it's just better to believe.
00:41:17.300Actually, I actually kind of like the idea of teaching them that, like, cultures we don't want them engaging with might try to steal their penises.
00:41:23.640Be like, hey, you got to be really careful of this urban monoculture stuff.
00:42:49.980It reminds me of that My Little Pony episode.
00:42:52.300I can't remember which episode it was, but they basically sent a giant natural disaster to some other pony land, and the episode just ended with that, and they're like, oh, problem solved.
00:43:01.540Oh, this is the episode where they have the little self-replicating things.
00:49:49.940But victims were beaten with sandals and slippers while the middle finger of their hand was squeezed so that the ghost could exit the body there.
00:49:59.140The endemic engulfed the island with the exception of Li and Maui minorities who seemed to be immune to such fears.
00:50:07.200Researchers estimated that between 2,000 and 5,000 people were affected.
00:50:10.640But that, quote, no one died from genital retraction, end quote.
00:52:01.080You see, when I was a teenager, I felt like a social outcast and I was looking for a group that would accept me.
00:52:09.340I was uncomfortable with my body and I was confused about my sexuality.
00:52:13.640In the United States, these are all signs that you have gender dysphoria.
00:52:21.640I'm like, no, I think that might be normal teenage stuff.
00:52:24.700But the interesting thing here, and this is the point, you can't make this stuff go away just by saying – the same was, like, you know, anorexia.
00:52:32.320You can't go to someone who's anorexia.
00:52:33.540Like, this is a real thing that they'll likely die over and be like, hey, this is, like, a social phenomenon unique to your country.
00:52:46.220The thing I was prepping the next episode on, where – I was going to record it today, but we just don't have enough time for me to do full prep on it.
00:53:03.680So one of the conversations or complaints Luigi had, which reminded me so much of the moral situation that he found himself in, was apparently when he was in Japan, he was complaining that everyone was an NPC.
00:53:16.760And he described one instance where he saw somebody having a seizure.
00:53:20.680And so he ran to the police to try to help the person.
00:53:24.720But the police insisted on stopping and waiting at every stoplight, even when there were no cars.
00:53:47.260In his mind, why did he think this was an okay thing to do when we live in a world of people that didn't think it was an okay thing to do.
00:53:55.500Even the writer of the article was like, well, you know, anyway, interesting, definitely worth something going into.
00:54:04.320Another interesting thing, which is going to happen in another episode, because this episode was mostly meant as a prep episode.
00:54:12.100Like intellectual candy, just like fun, goofy stuff for a much deeper episode that I actually think I've unlocked a big change in my perspective on something.
00:54:25.500There is some, so the idea of, you know, as we're going to end up talking about in today's video, of a regional locked mental illness applies incredibly strictly and well to gender dysphoria.
00:54:42.960And more than that, by looking at how it applies to autism and gender dysphoria and autism and anorexia, another region locked illness, it does not appear to be a real illness, but an illness that is specifically due to cultural pressures.
00:54:58.380We can better understand exactly what's causing, in a way that is clearer for me than anything has ever been, exactly what's creating gender dysphoria.
00:55:09.540Because what I ended up doing is I took a manual from anorexia clinic about why autism often leads to anorexia.
00:55:19.540And if you just read it and you replace the word like eating with gender expression or anorexia with gender dysphoria, all of a sudden every line makes perfect sense, but in a very offensive way.
00:55:37.680You as an autistic person, I think are going to be able to shed a lot, who had severe anorexia, are going to be able to shed a lot of light on this.