Based Camp - June 02, 2026


Leftist Women Dying Sad & Alone (Profit Opportunity!)


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00:00:00.000 Hello, Malcolm. I'm excited to be speaking with you today because we're bringing you back our favorite series, Women Are Terrible. 1.00
00:00:07.200 What a big dribble. See how the men look at her with utter contempt. 1.00
00:00:13.880 They were going home. 1.00
00:00:18.080 Women know your limits. 1.00
00:00:20.360 This time we're talking about an old woman who chose to eschew men and children and meaning and now she's going to face the prospect of dying alone.
00:00:28.120 not just one i also found a number of other transcripts from similar women you did not
00:00:33.200 um simone goes through this in her immediate thought she comes to me she goes malcolm
00:00:38.660 i bet we can find a way to exploit this for money and we can help i already got you 50 to 100
00:00:45.100 out of this wait really yeah we'll get into it so wait what i know i know anyway let's dive into it
00:00:55.780 so you can interject when you want to. I'm going to be reading excerpts from a recent Wall Street
00:01:01.380 Journal article titled, Most Americans Are Aging Alone, and One Woman Told Us What It's Like.
00:01:06.640 And her name is Amy Kant. The article begins, Amy Kant originally, or I should say Kant,
00:01:12.380 like Immanuel Kant. Amy Kant initially thought she would name a power of attorney about 10 years ago
00:01:18.220 after caring for a dying friend. She still hasn't appointed someone to do it. The 65-year-old is
00:01:24.640 signal with no children and bound up in that choice over who should make the financial decisions on
00:01:30.840 her behalf over big questions that are often intensified when aging alone, how to handle 0.99
00:01:36.160 elder care, estate planning, where should she live in her later years? So already huge company
00:01:42.040 opportunity. If you're an attorney, this is a super easy attorney job. There are many like elder
00:01:48.160 law, like literally they specialize in elder law and estate planning who also will serve as your
00:01:54.400 power of attorney in fact i think we know people who have lawyers as their power of attorney instead
00:01:58.440 of like friends or family and their family members this is your people who have you want by the way
00:02:04.580 an ai to do legal stuff for you to handle like the simpler stuff on rfab.ai we have a feature called
00:02:10.760 a super search which does multiple ai internet searches with different ai engines yeah models
00:02:16.940 that then counter check the facts of the previous model to remove any hallucinations for putting
00:02:22.660 together a legal document or something like that. By the way, fun fact, new feature I added today
00:02:26.900 is a recipe feature. I'm so, oh my God, it's there. Can I check it now? Can I check it?
00:02:32.240 I'll check it after this. We'll check it at the end of the episode.
00:02:34.440 Gosh, okay. I'm excited. But also you don't have to be an attorney to do this. Some states
00:02:40.580 recognize a licensed or bonded professional fiduciary who can be hired to act as your agent
00:02:47.180 under a power of attorney or trustee or similar roles. So you don't even necessarily need to be
00:02:52.100 a lawyer. Though another really easy route if you're like, okay, I can make some easy money
00:02:57.240 in here. The tailwinds are good. As we say in the private equity world, you could take the CPA route
00:03:01.500 like some, some certified financial planners will serve as power of powers of attorney for their
00:03:08.000 clients. So they may not advertise themselves as power of attorney. Get to the sad women part. Our
00:03:13.120 audience cares about that. And you can talk about how to make money at the end. We exploit old people
00:03:17.120 later we laugh at sad women first okay order of operations here Simone to this this woman of of 0.99
00:03:24.940 age Kant had long cherished the freedom that came with being single she prided herself on doing
00:03:30.660 headstands and yoga and walking five miles a day but lately being single has felt like a struggle
00:03:36.760 and not just because of the weighty financial decisions hanging over her head back surgery
00:03:42.060 I wonder if the headstands had something to do with that and a heart valve replacement in the 0.98
00:03:46.540 past few years have turned her condominium outside boston into a recovery ward she spends most of her
00:03:52.980 time at home these days recovering from heart surgery complications with friends stopping by
00:03:57.640 she finds solace in painting in a spare bedroom she turned into a studio but knows she will
00:04:04.140 eventually have to move to a smaller space that's easier to get around in i want to point out by the
00:04:09.080 way it's sad and terrifying it's really sad and terrifying and it's also not just a problem for
00:04:14.140 like aging singles. It's a problem for aging parents who move away from and stop supporting
00:04:19.400 their kids. And I think this is uniquely American phenomenon. And I think also a picture of really
00:04:24.560 toxic culture in that if you do not invest in your kids as adults, like you don't provide them
00:04:31.640 with childcare, you don't provide them with support. You don't really get involved in their
00:04:34.600 life. You just sort of, okay, well now I'm just going to go become an adolescent again and like
00:04:39.460 travel the world and go have fun and like do my own thing. They're not necessarily going to feel
00:04:44.060 like there's some kind of social contract that means they need to show up for you when you hit
00:04:48.600 old age. This is why all the old people in America or so many of them get shoved into homes because 1.00
00:04:53.400 it's like, well, where were you when I needed you? Like the whole way that communities used to work 1.00
00:04:58.620 was you would raise your kids and then you would hit menopause as a woman, for example,
00:05:04.100 and she is a woman in this case. And one of the reasons people think women do hit menopause 0.77
00:05:08.100 is that there's a place in society for women who can no longer have their own kids, but instead who 1.00
00:05:13.920 can be a supplemental parent to their children's kids so that those children can focus on having 1.00
00:05:19.960 more kids. Because it's really hard to both be pregnant and be raising a ton of kids. So having
00:05:25.520 that support's really there. So the social contract is you have your kids, you help your kids raise
00:05:30.240 your kids, and then they help you live more comfortably when you can't really do much of
00:05:34.080 anything else. But now it's not just these childless people, but also just parents. They
00:05:39.380 move away from their kids. They don't take care of their kids. They're admittedly like 18 to 20%
00:05:43.860 of millennials, like, or at least people between 25 and 34 today. So like proper adults still live 0.55
00:05:50.260 with their parents. So maybe those parents could expect care, but like all the other ones,
00:05:54.980 like not really. I'll go back to the article. Kant is among the millions of Americans
00:06:00.300 learning to navigate aging alone. Roughly 10% of the more than 125 million adults ages 50 and
00:06:08.180 older in the US, or at least 12.5 million people are solo agers who live alone and have neither a
00:06:16.340 spouse nor a child, according to an AARP analysis of census data. This is a growing demographic
00:06:22.480 hitting both genders, driven in part by climbing divorce rates among older Americans and a rising
00:06:28.200 number of adult children becoming alienated from their parents, to my point. Oh my gosh,
00:06:33.420 though like also estate planners and financial advisors are incredibly underwhelming in like
00:06:39.100 what they provide like they're not very tech enabled they're pretty disorganized you kind
00:06:44.300 of have to nudge them for everything we've we've like encountered a bunch throughout various things
00:06:49.660 they're not very good like people can use a super search on our fab and it'll do a better job
00:06:56.600 actually though like yeah just like use ai to superpower your business our fab has the best
00:07:00.940 tools and then like advertise well make this really like and and and and for people just
00:07:07.340 searching like how do i find a power of attorney like it's i don't i think people can clean up
00:07:11.620 anyway back to the article you still mean a human for power of attorney which is where we or you
00:07:15.760 come in in terms of that's well and this is my big thesis with ai is that a huge portion of jobs
00:07:21.140 is going to be like i filled it up mommy at the tippy top thank you very much my friend yeah but
00:07:27.120 I'll give you money, but getting that all the way at the tippy cup for you, class didn't use all of
00:07:32.960 it, so I'm sorry. Then we'll have to buy more attractive supply. Yeah. Oh no, we'll have to
00:07:38.140 go back attractive supply. Love you. One of my big theses with AI is that one of the big human
00:07:47.080 jobs is going to be liable human. Like there has to be a human who is going to be legally at fault
00:07:52.980 for something or legally responsible website called liable human just for like oh my god
00:07:58.400 it's like it's it's like upwork but just for liability for liability yeah upwork for liability
00:08:03.680 i kind of love this liable human stock we gotta look this up we're gonna look this up okay
00:08:09.700 but actually though we'll advertise it all to ais are you an ai that needs a human to be your
00:08:17.460 true fare, I'll be your liable human. Oh my God. Yeah. Get your liable human here. Oh my God.
00:08:23.700 And we can, yeah, we can like list like, well, do you need a liable doctor? Do you need a liable
00:08:27.480 driver? We're not talking enough about sad women progressives for back to the article. 0.94
00:08:31.860 Back to the article. Kant didn't set out with a master plan in her twenties and thirties. She 1.00
00:08:37.640 chose lower paying nonprofit jobs to give priority to her art. She remembers how friends envied her
00:08:44.100 freedom. While they were tied down with dinner duty, their kids' homework and college savings
00:08:50.200 can't spend her evenings painting and didn't think twice about going out on weeknights. 1.00
00:08:56.620 This is such a great example of how the urban monoculture lies to people and sells an
00:09:01.140 unsustainable lifestyle. I'll continue. She eventually earned her MBAs. By her 40s,
00:09:06.600 she was working as a fundraiser, maxing out traditional retirement account contributions
00:09:10.260 to ensure her financial stability in later years though i have to wonder like if she didn't get an
00:09:15.200 mba would she have ultimately saved more money like the amount of student debt people get just
00:09:20.460 by living on autopilot which imagines she like she did right she just sort of did what felt good
00:09:24.980 or like put things off she's put off getting a power of attorney for 10 years so liablehuman.com
00:09:32.040 is free we're buying it yes oh my gosh we're buying it we're buying it this could be at
00:09:40.020 malcolm this will be he finally make that money as a vibe coding task and i can vibe code a website
00:09:45.780 because you gave up on trying to do vibe coding i suck at it i suck at it yeah i could i'll be the
00:09:50.920 liable human and you do that and i'll do the vibe coding yeah okay but go back to the sad women
00:09:56.240 that's what they're here for in her 40s she considered adoption but ultimately decided
00:10:02.340 against it then in her 50s after her own mother died she went through a period of regret that
00:10:07.820 she decided against single motherhood and i i really wonder why she did not adopt because one
00:10:14.780 we in our paid only weekend episodes did a like an overview of our fence sitters this subreddit
00:10:23.020 on reddit where people who are ambivalent about becoming parents post and two of like the four
00:10:29.440 top all-time posts that we read were written by women who were like oh i just plan on adopting
00:10:36.060 when i'm retired because then i've done all my fun things and i can then raise a kid without 0.65
00:10:40.760 bringing a new person into the world so why are they doing it like are they just is this all
00:10:45.580 performative like they never actually want to take care of someone actually want to do kids
00:10:49.940 they want to imagine like a world where like maybe they do kids right yeah right i swear to you the
00:10:56.480 only families i see actually adopting people are these prenatalist families that like have
00:11:00.920 four of their own kids already. It's crazy. And it's not that like, oh, they have four kids and
00:11:07.260 then they hit some fertility window and they can't have kids anymore. It's often in between kids that
00:11:12.560 they are having themselves biologically. Like they'll have three kids, then two adopted. And
00:11:17.760 then now that it's theirs, like the, oh, I don't know what's going on. Anyway, it's very odd. 0.81
00:11:22.100 But in terms of childless adults who regret having kids, one Australian study that's often
00:11:27.840 cited when people talk about this, found that one quarter of child-free women later reported
00:11:33.360 regretting the decision once they were past childbearing age and facing old age alone.
00:11:38.480 One in four. One in four regretted raising children? Yeah. No, no, no, no. Regretted
00:11:45.040 not having children. Not having children. Yeah. Okay. Now, back to the article. While Kant feels
00:11:50.720 okay about her nest egg today, she's worried it might shrink if the stock market falls from its
00:11:55.260 record high levels once she recuperates is it record high levels right now for people who are
00:12:01.100 like iran's gonna ruin the economy blah blah blah record high stock market yeah well and it's i it's
00:12:07.920 only gonna go up i i do believe what remember that ai 2027 report that you put more money on
00:12:14.680 the market when the war started right yeah because it went down yeah i was like sale yeah i think
00:12:21.180 with AI, the stock market is just going to keep going up and up for a while. And that's what the
00:12:25.720 AI 2027 report initially projected. And yes, it's all going to be concentrated in this very small
00:12:33.560 number of companies, but that's the future people. Welcome to that. Anyway, once she recuperates,
00:12:41.920 she plans to return to part-time consulting to keep her mind active and feel productive.
00:12:45.780 so a couple things there one this is why so many gen z and gen alpha people graduating from college
00:12:54.360 or graduating from high school can't get jobs because all of these boomers are re-entering the
00:12:59.740 job force because they're not they're choosing to not take care of grandkids or support their 0.94
00:13:05.440 their kids or they're childless and they either want to stay active or they need the money because
00:13:11.480 they don't have enough say and our parents fall into this category right like we have one of the
00:13:15.880 fans of the show basically acts like a grandparent to our kids and our parents meanwhile our parents
00:13:20.960 do nothing yeah um except like come by and we're like yeah great you're still alive
00:13:26.720 soup in soup in yeah whereas one like regularly i don't know i don't know if your account is
00:13:33.180 shot afraid enough do you want to go over uh so i've got someone's here like i regret belittling
00:13:39.680 men at 63. I've ended up alone. Oh yeah. We can take a break with yours and we can finish mine
00:13:46.840 and then read yours. Let's finish yours and I'll go over. Yeah. All right. When Kant realized the
00:13:51.820 importance of naming a power of attorney, she didn't know whom to choose at the time and put
00:13:58.100 off the decision. She only recently identified the right friend for the role after her illnesses
00:14:02.260 made clear she needed to act. Kant is planning to ask that friend soon. Kant, what are you doing?
00:14:09.680 you're writing an article about it before acting on it some people seriously
00:14:13.660 it's it's disturbing a long-time college friend services her health care proxy and
00:14:19.020 cont maintains a spreadsheet of friends to coordinate visits when she's ill
00:14:22.360 still she understands the boundaries of a chosen family she her friends have their own households
00:14:27.100 to manage some have already died cont also needs to draft a will and decide how to divide her
00:14:32.760 assets cont has given herself a one-year deadline to complete her estate planning documents she is
00:14:38.100 hoping she has the mental energy required needed to tackle such tasks. Once she's further along in
00:14:44.660 her recovery, she, she is in her sixties and she doesn't have a will. Like we, we had our first
00:14:51.340 will together when we were in our late twenties. I guess. Yeah. Like, I think we were, we lived in
00:14:55.960 Palo Alto when we first made a will together. This is crazy. Like part of, I think not getting
00:15:02.060 married is part of a failure to launch. Like this is a sign of someone who really can't get their
00:15:06.320 life together, which is sad, but here's, here's, here's where, here's where your free money showed
00:15:10.200 up by the way. So here's another business opportunity. Cause come on, Malcolm money.
00:15:16.200 So if you die without a valid will, that's called dying in intestate, intestate. I don't know. I
00:15:24.300 don't know what, what emphasis on the syllable to make, but you die intestate, intestate. When a
00:15:31.020 single childless person dies with a positive net worth, but no will, their assets go through
00:15:37.120 intestate probate and they are distributed by state law to their next of kin. And if there is
00:15:43.920 no one to be found, then it just goes to the state. It's not according to any informal wishes.
00:15:47.880 They can't be like, oh, like on their deathbed, like you can have my boom box. So startup idea,
00:15:54.020 just make it really efficient to collect a fee. And here's the thing, like states publish
00:15:59.660 unclaimed funds and right now there are businesses they're they're called like air locators or finder
00:16:06.640 services or asset recovery firms they will track down people sometimes like even including cousins
00:16:14.280 like it ends up so first it goes like if your child is it goes to your parents then brothers
00:16:18.740 and sisters and then grandparents aunts and uncles and then distant cousins so there are
00:16:25.180 if it's a really like wealthy person or something, there are companies that will
00:16:29.380 actually try to track down these cousins and then tell them about the unclaimed funds for a fee.
00:16:36.480 But again, these are like, this isn't very glorious work, right? So it's not attracting
00:16:41.400 the world's best and brightest. And here, some entrepreneurial base camp listener or listeners
00:16:48.160 can just use AI in a little bit of work to make a pretty good business that just tracks these
00:16:56.300 things down. Did you already do this for people? Well, so I just tried one out. So because already
00:17:01.640 you can search and claim property for free using tools. There's the National Association of
00:17:08.360 Unclaimed Property Administrators, unclaimed.org. There's missing money. You can also just go to
00:17:14.020 each state's unclaimed property portal. So, cause it's, it's on a state by state basis.
00:17:18.980 And so what I did just really quick, cause I got distracted and Octavian was whining. I decided to
00:17:23.980 just like check both of our names and, and some business names that I should be regularly checking
00:17:29.360 for. And I do with several states that we've been in and actually I found one for you. So
00:17:35.540 it's like, it's only 50 to a hundred dollars, but like, was it a bank account or something?
00:17:41.440 i'm not gonna disclose i'll tell you after but yeah it was in texas it had our old blackburn
00:17:48.900 address and i was like oh that's definitely you malcolm collins blackburn there we go
00:17:53.480 but yeah to do this for that i mean that's not really the same but i mean i guess you you made
00:17:57.700 a little bit of money there yeah no i'm just saying like in in merely the process of like
00:18:02.960 thinking about it and toying around with the existing tools i made you money there's there's
00:18:07.760 potential here earning potential thing to do if you're a base camp listener and you don't have a
00:18:12.740 will yet if people have forgotten about this system that we have if you put what is our
00:18:17.840 foundation's official name on paper oh the techno puritan federation no no no no the one oh that's
00:18:25.280 the legal entity that's our religion yes you can do the techno puritan federation or the pragmatist
00:18:30.460 foundation right that's what it's called the pragmatist foundation um and you give it to
00:18:35.160 either of these both are non-profits right yeah yeah one is a non-profit and also a religion the
00:18:41.300 other one's just a normal level one c3 so if you give it to either of these non-profits what we do
00:18:45.900 is we if you have your dna stored anywhere we basically will eventually put it on whatever
00:18:52.760 we end up creating if we end up creating the civilization we want to create put it in the
00:18:57.000 database with the amount of money that you ended up donating from your death right what if they
00:19:02.140 have reproductive material on ice like i'm sure you've seen the headlines today it's like oh
00:19:07.060 we think that jeffrey epstein's sperm still belongs to his trust in a state like
00:19:12.620 what are we gonna do about this are people gonna like can they leave us their
00:19:18.200 their their dunna in the form of that's the idea is that they leave us their dna and that if in
00:19:23.580 the future sperm are we are we accepting they can do that if they want but the point is the dna
00:19:29.080 because it's if we're creating artificial worlds in a few hundred years or something like that and
00:19:34.320 they're choosing who to populate those ways or they're you know people will presumably be grateful
00:19:39.060 at the civilization that we end up starting so that's fun by the way one of the things that i've
00:19:44.080 been doing recently is looking at starting up and i'll talk to you about this we've been connected
00:19:48.940 with nux who's even watched some of our shows and i was like hey like we should start up a an actual
00:19:54.900 like think tank slash non-profit for the new right like we're really not organized in the way the
00:20:01.680 rest of like the legacy right is organized or put things together and it would make sense for us to
00:20:07.280 be especially during political seasons to be able to like i mean imagine like looping together like
00:20:12.520 scott presler who's uh what do we call it the tarred vanguard what the tarred vanguard the tarred
00:20:20.900 vanguard yeah i'm trying to think i'm just a spitballing names here yeah the you with our
00:20:27.060 video games that's what we'll call it the vigia no vigia game lantis vigilantes you with our
00:20:36.160 video games signed the nerds you can pry you can pry my bouncy breasted video game avatar from my
00:20:47.420 cold dead hands yeah we'll work on this we'll figure this out i'll finish with the the final
00:20:52.580 dark period i don't even know how to make this light so i can't okay but with this the article
00:20:57.540 ended with back in her art studio kant processes how her life is set to shift in the coming years
00:21:03.660 through painting she created a series about being alone but being part of a larger world
00:21:09.240 she also made a collection of autumn leaf portraits that explore aging decay and the 0.95
00:21:15.120 search for where we belong i'm thinking about what my legacy will be she said which sucks because
00:21:22.660 she doesn't have a legacy like we are like there is there is a i mean if you want to like do it
00:21:31.640 with like homo sapiens like 300 000 a year or if you want to do life three billion year like
00:21:38.460 unending marathon relay game or like a chain letter and you you you're letting it die like
00:21:49.180 that's that is your legacy is the termination human civilization billion years of life fighting
00:21:56.520 suffering to continue to carry on and you your legacy is i'm gonna snuff that out i don't care
00:22:05.000 i'm not gonna try i'm not even going to try that's that's her legacy in and and i thought about a
00:22:12.220 dead body is going to be found in her condo and you know it's who knows how old it's going to be
00:22:18.120 because who knows how her spreadsheet of friends is really going to pan out and some government 1.00
00:22:23.660 appointed cleanup crew which of course another opportunity is cleanup crews for houses with
00:22:29.560 rotting bodies of robots can't do that yet yeah i know that's true although did you hear that
00:22:34.680 there's there's this new company that is deploying housekeepers in new york city with cameras on
00:22:42.080 their heads to train future cleaning robots it's kind of fun i i like that idea so uh while i'm
00:22:50.400 reading one because i'll read a story oh my god oh that would be really cool if like i could make
00:22:55.480 money cleaning my own house by wearing a camera on my head while i did it oh can we i need to
00:23:04.460 reach out to that startup yeah see yeah dude because that's that's way more efficient it's
00:23:09.980 just why are they hiring like making a cleaning business when they could just be like hey house 0.99
00:23:14.420 wives can you just can you just wear this this dash cam on your forehead and we could create 1.00
00:23:21.560 like a network of housewives to make money while they're cleaning god look we're on we're on a roll 1.00
00:23:27.580 ask him what they would be up for this because we probably have enough housewife fans that we
00:23:31.340 put together a genuine network doing this like we're doing it anyway you know like oh my god
00:23:38.540 yeah liable human this can be part of the liable human we got the cleaning the the the clean cam
00:23:44.300 i mean when i start yeah you do your talk you make a note to yourself about liablehuman.com
00:23:50.860 and go to rfad.ai and try out it's at the bottom right now the recipe feature i just tried it on
00:23:56.620 on the site it seems to be working i want to get your takeaway on this but okay so this one is from
00:24:02.860 2025 i regret belittling men at 63 i've ended up alone i'd always imagined i would end up married
00:24:08.720 with two wonderful children living in a house in the countryside i have paid a hefty price for my
00:24:14.080 so-called liberation a few years ago i went to italy with my then boyfriend james as we sat
00:24:20.160 tucking into the plate of frutte de mer at a seaside restaurant frutte de mer such a gross
00:24:26.360 dish girl what is it it's just like a bunch of seafood thrown on top of pasta sounds gross yeah 0.99
00:24:34.240 gross i struck up a conversation with the waiter in italian of course she has to mention that right
00:24:41.520 oh my god oh my god please let it be michael if you're listening i'm so sorry but like the way
00:24:46.380 you speak italian oh my god that's my dad by the way who always has to speak in italian to waiters
00:24:52.400 but like in in like the way that like kids get angry about where you're like oh it's annoying
00:24:56.740 because he does it when he goes to italian restaurants in the united states with his
00:25:00.920 affectation but without the correct accent like that's that you imagine as a kid how embarrassed
00:25:05.960 you would be if every time your dad took you to an italian restaurant when the waiter the fruit
00:25:11.760 clearly an american he would try to order in it it's literally out of a god what's that
00:25:19.460 freaking guy who does those movies it's guy who does the movie no the guy's out of out of this
00:25:27.220 guy's movies like the one where it ends and it's like he died and they change his tombstone to say
00:25:32.220 like he died saving a bunch of people from a sinking ship it come on you know the movies 0.62
00:25:38.240 i'm talking about they have a huge style to them the movies with the royal tannin bombs he did
00:25:44.320 answer to that question the movies with the style to them is what's the royal tannin bombs who's
00:25:48.360 the guy i'm thinking of wes anderson yeah wes anderson my dad is like literally out of wes
00:25:52.960 anderson like in a wes anderson movie i can see a dad who always sat down and started
00:25:59.420 in Italian and everyone would love it.
00:26:02.360 At least with the style. 0.90
00:26:04.160 Just to let you sit in the cringe.
00:26:07.840 Il salmone, per favore,
00:26:09.260 con una spruzzata di limone
00:26:10.320 e una spruzzata di bimisterio.
00:26:12.400 I'm doing it a little bit.
00:26:13.920 Yeah, yeah, like some little shrimp.
00:26:16.480 By the way, have you gotten
00:26:18.000 to the recipe generator yet?
00:26:20.160 I'm sorry, I'm looking through
00:26:21.960 the litany of features.
00:26:25.080 Oh, there it is, the very bottom.
00:26:26.940 I told you, yeah, at the bottom, come on.
00:26:28.440 i'm sorry whoa are you are you putting it in right now yeah yeah well i mean where do i oh
00:26:37.780 so you can choose cuisine by nation or region so i'm gonna choose well not mongolian i don't
00:26:45.820 want freaking yak butter was that oh no that's tibetan right that's your mom like basically
00:26:50.220 didn't eat it's not just choose one simone oh well oh okay shanghai because we just we just
00:26:56.560 made something that was sort of shanghai based and then oh shanghai soul food fusion oh yeah okay
00:27:04.340 and then meal type dinner you don't have to choose every option simone you can just time available
00:27:10.720 under 15 minutes and for one person because i always just make food for you and interesting
00:27:18.220 there's no like there has to be meat in it i guess i'll just do high protein though
00:27:22.700 no if you want to you can choose the type of meat in it or you can oh that's true oh yeah flavor
00:27:27.960 profile spicy all right okay creative mode oh dish from the distant future dude fantasy tavern
00:27:35.760 dish historical recreate huh for forbidden combination break the rules well but i yeah
00:27:42.440 but i chose my my regions okay i'm just gonna click oh generate recipe image too okay generate
00:27:49.020 six recipe ideas okay you didn't unclick generate recipe image it was auto clicked right i know i
00:27:57.840 didn't unclick it don't worry i am tarred but i am not tray tarred i'm just is it generating now
00:28:04.440 do you see the nice hard animation and everything okay okay so spicy shanghai rice cake stir fry
00:28:11.780 quick spicy red braised pork skillet fiery crab and greens i hate i can't do and i don't like okra
00:28:20.160 chili sweet potato and pea hash and blazing pork and crab noodle toss so we're going with the
00:28:28.820 quick spicy red braised pork skillet generate full recipe and take a screenshot of the recipe 1.00
00:28:36.780 when you get it so I can put it here for yeah oh my god tell me about this woman and her fruity
00:28:45.900 with James right was it James was it John back in the hotel he asked me why I had ignored him
00:28:52.640 by speaking in a language he didn't understand he said I managed to make him feel small I could
00:28:58.640 see his point I spent quite a while chatting away oblivious to how he must be feeling I then went
00:29:05.040 on to joke about how that as an italian speaker i would order for us after he didn't know what
00:29:11.040 osso bucco meant i was showing off clearly that's kind of a just not want osso bucco you i i know
00:29:18.620 right it wasn't the first time something like that had happened to me i was always taking
00:29:22.640 oh malcolm this looks really good oh my god with the picture and everything it's got the steaming
00:29:29.880 you can see the little pepper flakes on it but also look at how it formats everything
00:29:35.040 no this is really nice and like but the enticing it gives you like this like a food blog style
00:29:42.000 image output and then it gives you a food blog with a separated menu section time section cooking
00:29:49.100 section and then at the end we run another internet search capable ai nutrition for serving
00:29:55.340 malcolm you love me right and then at the end we run another search ai on the output of the first
00:30:03.220 search ai just to correct anything that might be wrong or need nuance within the initial output
00:30:08.720 melcolm are you publishing all these results in an indexable part of our website that becomes no
00:30:15.500 but that's a really good idea i think you really i think you should so that things like google
00:30:20.920 searches will point to it because this is great fusion like recipes yeah and then people will
00:30:30.120 make their their cursed recipes and stuff like that to try to make a big indexing of it a drink
00:30:34.660 pairing oh my gosh a chilled off dry racling i mean gross but like i get it actually with this
00:30:41.580 or unsweetened iced tea with lemon food safety tips oh my gosh didn't i go over the top with
00:30:49.400 the creation you went you went super over the top but i am because now i'm getting better at making
00:30:54.740 these sorts of things i immediately was like oh how can i make this and i don't know if you noticed
00:30:58.160 but nexus button we also refrigerate leftovers within two hours you food safety avoid overcrowding
00:31:05.120 the porks of the pork the pans of the pork sears rather than steams yes okay i also made a feature
00:31:11.800 for this that well one i'm gonna add because i just had the idea to add it is a feature where
00:31:16.880 you put in like i have too much of x ingredient in my fridge i need to use it all or put in like
00:31:21.340 i have x y and z in my refrigerator i want to get rid of it yes oh my gosh malcolm and i'll add
00:31:29.300 something that's like meat based in general dish right i love you but i don't know if you noticed
00:31:34.300 but next to this the other new feature i made was for people doing dnd campaigns or like any sort
00:31:39.340 of campaign i saw that yeah in the rule book and it will just like auto help you with the next turn
00:31:44.220 was your players bless you sir you're doing god's work yeah right i just made this stuff because
00:31:51.900 somebody on the leaflet stream wanted that and i was like sure i can make that for a leaflet fan
00:31:55.760 anything come on yeah i okay tell me about this woman whose boyfriend is an insecure so one this
00:32:03.880 guy can just take a hike anyway because his reaction was to feel insecure when she spoke
00:32:09.840 italian intolerably is an american in a restaurant instead of like to feel embarrassed okay so
00:32:17.380 anyway um okay you can tell them what you learned hold on octavian's gonna tell us what he learned 0.51
00:32:23.940 it's not fun fact of the day you can make a window by yourself if you had some if you had
00:32:31.720 um like a sand hammer glass and then you can like melt it and then let it cool and then get
00:32:40.060 window mold and then let it dry for a couple days and then today you get your own window
00:32:47.440 love you buddy fun fact if you have sand melted into glass and made it you know you can sew it
00:32:55.260 by ourself hello hello it's true yeah you know people even made their own fabric in the past
00:33:01.800 octavia yeah that's the type of useful fact you're getting from him with us it's just how to make
00:33:06.660 money from people let's look up no no but you gotta work to do this attorney thing but i want
00:33:13.740 to continue here okay i'm convinced the reason i'm still booking a table for one at the age of 63
00:33:20.940 instead of having settled with a significant other
00:33:22.960 is because like so many women in my generation, 1.00
00:33:25.220 feminism has ruined my love life. 1.00
00:33:26.920 Instead of empowering us, 1.00
00:33:28.540 those ideals of second wave feminism 1.00
00:33:30.080 made us believe that marriage and domesticity 1.00
00:33:32.380 were to be avoided like the plague
00:33:33.720 and that men were competitor rather than partners.
00:33:36.460 I might have a successful career
00:33:37.900 as a writer and broadcaster,
00:33:39.300 but I never had children underlying,
00:33:41.640 bolded or been married.
00:33:43.260 And my longest relationship lasted eight years.
00:33:45.460 I regret this.
00:33:46.240 I always imagined I would end up married
00:33:47.860 with two wonderful children
00:33:49.000 and living in a house at the countryside.
00:33:50.460 i've paid a hefty price for my so-called liberation i was 17 and a pupil at goldiff 0.76
00:33:55.660 and laymeyer one of britain's most uh academic institutions when i was introduced to the women's
00:34:01.060 liberation movement it offered so much hope and excitement and we spent our lunch break soaking
00:34:05.960 up feminist mantras of jeremiah greer and betty friedman act like the men and demolished
00:34:14.980 i betty friedman i don't know betty some some jewish name betty friedman a bronze and demonized
00:34:22.140 housework in the family i know here i'm not saying that like jews are a problem is clearly
00:34:26.840 this got to a jewish woman like this was a jewish man who ended up not getting a wife because she
00:34:31.480 burned her bra or whatever right obviously this is what men wanted them to do in the first place 0.92
00:34:37.320 like yeah go brawlers what if you did you know end up destroying their breasts at like the age 0.95
00:34:42.240 of 30 i don't think you destroy your breasts by not wearing support if you don't wear support 0.88
00:34:47.800 your breasts start sagging much faster do they actually from what i've heard yes check this
00:34:53.700 why don't you why don't you fact check that good rock by the time i was 25 clutching a degree in 1.00
00:34:59.440 french and italian i was a bright confident feminist keen to flex her intellectual muscles
00:35:04.480 and to never let a man get the last word i read niche for fun and my bedside table was always
00:35:10.880 buckled beneath the weight of substantial intellectually challenging books god niche 0.90
00:35:15.600 and betty friedman right not many feminists read niche i'll tell you that no no not wearing a bra 1.00
00:35:22.920 does not cause breasts to sag earlier according to the cleveland health clinic but also via grok 1.00
00:35:29.260 this is the common myth without strong scientific backing breast sagging medically called pitosis
00:35:35.920 happens primarily due to natural factors and bra wearing habits have little to no proven
00:35:41.120 long-term impact on it besides malcolm i don't wear a bra oh you don't i wear stays though which
00:35:46.700 is the the og bra og bra yeah oh my gosh uh we keep finding that leaflet and you dress in the
00:35:54.320 same outfits like she wears these what do you call them at night it's like the medieval outfits
00:35:57.720 a chemise that's just the universal undergarment this is a chemise we literally found that we
00:36:05.300 shop the same stores the women she has she's a woman of taste okay medieval plays and now i
00:36:11.580 realize that in real life she also dresses like a medieval woman and i'm like well it's like
00:36:15.760 like nerd right we all dress like medieval women it's not just you that's like that's it's just a
00:36:22.520 continuation of that i think we even did an episode on it when like when conservative
00:36:27.300 and on accounts got doxxed it just turned out that they were like attractive cool people who
00:36:34.700 liked well-adjusted and i think it's the same with vtubers like were they to be unmasked it
00:36:39.760 will turn out that they were they are attractive cool people who actually look as cool if not
00:36:44.660 cooler than their vtuber avatars i want to i want to start the trend i like this all of the like
00:36:50.000 new right women our thing is like we all dress like medieval fantasy people like we're princesses 0.97
00:36:56.560 right that's what everybody wants to be anyway i just realized that in real life like new right
00:37:01.660 women are beginning to dress like the characters that the left is freaking out about and calling a 1.00
00:37:07.860 fetish from the knight's path where they're just like normal medieval females who are sweet and 0.69
00:37:13.480 kind and the left is like oh my god how could you do this this is a weird perverted fetish 0.93
00:37:18.840 which i like i don't mind i don't mind we might do a whole episode on this and then it will become
00:37:23.220 cool and progressives won't be able to dress that way anymore and they'll get all annoyed
00:37:27.020 that and when we're younger we all dress like amelia okay the art home from like art guys are
00:37:33.320 into it right i love it when like totally like coping torfat otaku did a piece where he's like
00:37:39.380 oh you know no none of these conservative art ho girls actually exist and i was like
00:37:45.080 simone dressed exactly like that when i met her a lot of the conservative girls now who are on the 1.00
00:37:50.080 right like amelia oh my god originally dressed like amelia you think leaflet didn't dress like 0.99
00:37:55.360 Amelia at some point in her life you know like come on look we've all if we've been in America
00:37:59.060 and we the only reason they're not dressing like that now is because it's not cool to dress like
00:38:04.640 that when you're in your fort now you go for the medieval phase okay by the time I was 25 clutching
00:38:11.920 a degree in French and Italian what a pointless degree I was a bright confident feminist keen to
00:38:17.520 flex her intellectual muscle oh no I've married you and ever that for at first men loved my
00:38:21.860 intelligence you're such a breath of fresh air i love talking to you you're the first woman i've
00:38:26.720 met who stimulates me they'd trill a guy says that to somebody and if you have a degree in
00:38:33.420 french and italian what interesting thing could you possibly have to say but anyway well i thought
00:38:37.540 you said breast of fresh air so that i thought that was the dead giveaway oh yes that was until
00:38:41.900 i had lectured them for the uptings time on the virtues of modernism you'll never win an argument
00:38:46.340 against kate one man said as he watched me outsmart yet another potential lover subtext
00:38:52.620 don't bother what he meant by that is you'll never back down from an argument no one always
00:38:58.380 wins an argument even between simone and i she wins quite frequently a nice try malcolm
00:39:03.860 you do you did oh yeah i you you joke that i don't even bet with you anymore because i'm so
00:39:09.460 frequently wrong that's just because the only time i will say do you want to put money on it
00:39:14.600 is I know I'm going to win and you figured that out really quick. Then it called me intimidating,
00:39:19.960 scary, opinionated. I now see that not only was I trying to prove I was their intellectual equal
00:39:25.100 or superior. I was treating every encounter with a man like he was my adversary. If a date brought
00:39:30.840 me a bouquet of flowers instead of smiling and putting them in a vase of water, I would bite 0.99
00:39:35.100 their head off. Can't you buy me some nice olive branch or balsamic vinegar? Oh, sorry. Some nice
00:39:40.640 olive oil or a Brussels almond vinegar what a what a jerk thing to say to somebody who bought 0.99
00:39:45.380 you flowers that's true that's true but like you buy me popcorn instead of I fed with my eye roll 0.98
00:39:52.120 to one hapless suitor as he stood wilting faster than the fragrant offering he held in his hand
00:39:57.740 he had bothered to think about making me happy and I crushed him for it and flowers are expensive
00:40:01.820 too by the way flowers are super they're they're a costly signal like the whole point of giving
00:40:06.460 flowers is that they are useless but you choose to give them to someone anyway yeah people the
00:40:11.980 the gift that that is famously terrible for a man to give to his lady partner is something that's
00:40:19.000 useful like a vacuum oh no that's a terrible gift and here she is scoffing at him of course if he
00:40:24.560 gave her something useful he'd be like oh what you expect me to cook you something with olive oil
00:40:28.860 like there is no winning with this kind of ideology but she's come to recognize that in her
00:40:33.860 dotage by the way if you want to make your life have wife happy i learned a new thing that i can
00:40:39.680 do to make someone happy oh my god you guys can do this for your wives if you ever see dust
00:40:44.680 accumulating in a corner or on a stair corner or anything like that clean it up for them while
00:40:50.340 they're doing something else and they will be very appreciative i just saw what you did today
00:40:54.880 in that right over there thank you yeah i place so much importance on finding a quote-unquote
00:41:00.340 strong man who could match me that i forgot men were people with feelings i i indeed i forgot
00:41:07.140 i had feelings and hid my softness no the thing is is she wanted a strong man but she also saw it as
00:41:14.080 a red flag or a negative sign of a guy was better than her right like a guy can't just be like yeah
00:41:19.460 i know more than you and simone admitted that fairly early in our relationship that i just
00:41:24.180 know more than her about most things. And that's okay. I now see that I had longed to be loved,
00:41:30.300 but I was scared to be vulnerable. I was using my sharp mind to protect my all too soft heart
00:41:35.740 against yet future rejection. Another thing I regret deeply is the tally of my one night
00:41:41.500 stance when I was younger. I distinctly remember thinking it would be uncool to say no to men I
00:41:45.900 met at parties or dated, but I struggled to enjoy it. There was always a disconnect.
00:41:50.500 this was abundantly clear the morning after as i lay there waiting for a sign of affection
00:41:55.680 he would be singing the triumphs of had her song in the shower a quick cheerio and he was gone
00:42:01.780 while i pretended to enjoy it i felt uncomfortable about sex so early on i felt sad and used i'm 0.89
00:42:08.580 sorry i felt empty and used my generation of women were encouraged to have sex like a man 0.71
00:42:13.920 in other words have casual sex and it backfired fast forward to now the idea that women are
00:42:19.140 different from men that casual sex can be harmful is gaining traction in her last book a guide to
00:42:25.520 sex in the 21st century the young adult adaptation louise perry explores how the sexual revolution 0.92
00:42:32.020 impacted women negatively and led to unwanted consequences louise perry is impacting feminists
00:42:37.720 i mean louise perry has always been a feminist she started out from just like us from a progressive 0.97
00:42:43.040 perspective and she's still her primary audience at least the last time we like a couple years back
00:42:49.000 was progressives who started to have thoughts uh-oh don't have thoughts because then you're
00:42:54.840 not a progressive anymore right i mean she's seen as a far writer at this point because she also
00:43:00.260 you know questions the trans agenda but she's one of the far writers who has like an audience
00:43:04.480 primarily among far writers progressives who are like look at me being naughty i'm going to read 0.77
00:43:10.020 louise perry i always thought her like core audience with lesbians who are pissed off the
00:43:14.340 trans people keep hitting on them and invade their spaces that's sort of like most of the 1.00
00:43:18.940 people in her show i get the impression of it's like louise perry well because that's like the 1.00
00:43:23.140 one group of women who wouldn't chief of like her core thing is like women aren't actually into
00:43:27.460 being choked and i'm like they're not actually into like a big strong man i'm like yeah it's
00:43:32.780 because of men that the monster effort category of barnes and nobles is like three rows is a
00:43:38.180 category uh-huh yeah it's because of men that like 50 shades of gray was a bestseller i believe you
00:43:43.800 louise perry but i think like the one category well i mean you've got to have your head in the
00:43:48.380 sand a bit as a woman to not like recognize that like even if you're not turned on by something
00:43:53.260 clearly the majority of women are right you know or there's a big audience out there for it but yeah
00:43:59.600 how can people make money off of being other people's power of attorney like how do they 0.95
00:44:06.820 advertise themselves for this how do they find people who want this what's your because simone 0.96
00:44:11.160 because she does have jew dna so she got like plus five and mercantilism mercantilism as as being
00:44:17.860 born half jew um but anyway she's not half she's one eighth jew but it's it's matrilineal so they
00:44:23.340 consider it but then i'm all jew i'm a jewess but yeah that that unfortunately the half jew 0.99
00:44:30.520 started her into she heard about sad women and they thought how can i make money off of them 0.80
00:44:34.800 so well you're welcome for the 50 plus dollars i got you today so go and help people here how 0.99
00:44:43.300 do they set this up to exploit people and if you're a base camp fan you can always use us as
00:44:47.860 your power of attorney we'll make some easy way to handle this i mean sometimes you have to be
00:44:51.980 present so it is important to be able to find but we can go and be present if somebody's like
00:44:57.240 dying or needs the decision Simone yeah yeah oh fair enough we can I I would I mean go to my
00:45:06.980 show notes I will put them in the show notes uh just like look at your specific state if you're
00:45:11.860 in the United States at what the regulations are around what you need to to qualify how
00:45:17.300 how you might need to be certified to become a power of attorney and then figure out the best
00:45:24.100 way in your state to make yourself an easy search result when people in your state search for
00:45:31.340 power of attorney. And you can vibe code this, right? You can totally vibe code this. And what
00:45:36.760 you need to do is just make yourself really easy to reach via phone because the boomer generation 0.95
00:45:42.220 that is going to need this service really likes just picking up their phone and calling people, 0.89
00:45:47.400 possibly just showing up at addresses. We know this from experience. So I think if you can have
00:45:53.780 an address where people can just show up and a phone number, at least a phone number that people
00:45:59.200 can just call and you can answer. I think you could start and you're properly certified for
00:46:04.740 your state, even if you need to be, you might not need to be, and you don't even need to be a CPA or
00:46:09.120 an attorney necessarily. Just start offering it. And I mean, you need to be ready to commit to
00:46:14.920 this, to actually follow through. Some states like in Pennsylvania will put a cap on certain
00:46:20.380 services related to stuff i brought up in this like in terms of recovering finances our state
00:46:26.200 pennsylvania will cap how much you can charge in terms of like finders fees and helping people
00:46:32.240 recover this money that has been left by distant cousins who didn't have any friends or family
00:46:38.340 in wills but just look it up just use use it malcolm's super search feature on rfab.ai and
00:46:47.200 figure it out and then another thing that you can use us for by the way we're thinking services we
00:46:50.980 can offer to people is if you're getting married to somebody you know how we have like our marriage
00:46:54.980 contract one of our early episodes on how to put one of those together if you need a line in the
00:46:59.820 contract about disagreements with a partner that involves some form of an arbitrator yeah and
00:47:05.100 you're like malcolm and simone seem fairly reasonable as an arbitrator we're happy to
00:47:09.600 serve that role where we just say basically we make the decision when both of you can't agree
00:47:13.900 on something make a call yeah yeah we have we have arbitrators in our marriage contract
00:47:18.680 specifically related to the fat clause that's the one place where we have arbitration who's
00:47:24.760 the arbitrate oh is it my mom it's it's your brother and and our sister-in-law because they
00:47:31.340 are good like they're on the more judgment but they neither of them would lie about either of
00:47:36.440 us getting a little oh no they would totally be honest about it yeah they'd be like yeah you're
00:47:40.880 your chubsters they would enjoy they would enjoy saying it so if you don't have a will get a will
00:47:47.340 put us in it yeah but also exploit the reality that apparently many aging childless parentless
00:47:57.480 family friendless old people are going to die with assets of course many of them are going to
00:48:02.940 die with negative net worths but you could potentially make some money from this too 0.62
00:48:07.360 so yeah take lemons turn them into lemonade it's doable and i love you very much malcolm
00:48:12.820 i love you too simone which one would you like to do next
00:48:18.700 end of euphoria no i'm gonna watch it tonight it's my treat okay okay then i won't mention
00:48:25.600 anything for those wondering the first thing that came up when i searched the christian family from
00:48:29.540 euphoria was some other person being with them um at the end of the show yeah don't dude i mean
00:48:35.500 like the the previous episode was oh oh it's like well i can guess because i i got more
00:48:42.760 information than you have from looking up clips of the family the rural family oh does she go back
00:48:49.860 to them don't know i won't say anything i hope she doesn't like die trying to get there oh geez
00:48:57.080 okay well when i put it on the the first scene with them is very sweet um where well it's sweet
00:49:08.060 but also in that sort of sad progress like when the other girl asks her why she wouldn't trade
00:49:12.800 positions with her she just looks upset and then turns up the radio yeah like she doesn't explain
00:49:18.360 oh well i've been turned into a drug mule and like all my friends are miserable and
00:49:22.800 yeah we need to be more clear and i really feel this well like when progressives come after us
00:49:29.820 like this recently had a negative podcast on us and i'm like bro we really are like just trying
00:49:34.720 to help you right like i love their like their marriage well yeah they seem to love each other
00:49:39.880 but they never talk about how hot the other one is and how they want to like jump each other's
00:49:44.240 bones and stuff they just seem to respect each other and it's like maybe you shouldn't structure
00:49:50.380 your marriage off of that that's a bad way to structure things yeah and read my early diary
00:49:55.280 so and it's it's pretty clear oh in the early days yeah you know um if we weren't as sleep
00:50:01.540 deprived and stressed as we are right now i think we would just constantly have that on our minds
00:50:06.120 too but guess what we've given ourselves bigger things to worry i would almost thought of doing
00:50:10.700 an episode pointing out that like when you have kids babysitters are just prostitutes with extra 0.76
00:50:15.540 steps they are though because you're paying a person for their time in order to have time to 1.00
00:50:22.520 sleep with your partner right you know because otherwise you've got the baby in the room and
00:50:27.140 everything like that you know yeah gross and no having it like i you can't get turned on if your
00:50:35.120 baby is in another room crying i don't know how that works for people i also though don't know 0.62
00:50:41.380 how people have sex in front of their pets which apparently happens a decent amount yeah that
00:50:47.060 sounds really gross like the pet is either looking at you or not looking at you i mean i can handle
00:50:52.520 fish like goldfish or something oh yeah i can understand that i'm thinking a dog obviously
00:50:57.500 right like a dog understands what's happening you know it's like yeah like a cat might not pay that
00:51:06.240 much attention so maybe they'd just be like a sleep in a corner and you'd like contextualize
00:51:11.340 them as more like a pillow you know you can kind of write it off anyway oh my god fun by the way 0.99
00:51:18.400 the episode that i prepped for today is why we stopped believing women slash why did democrats
00:51:25.160 stop caring about grape is this your is this your asmogging video or not no it's not that one i i
00:51:31.400 like the asmogging one but like i can just riff on that topic anytime this one is more
00:51:35.200 in depth yeah speaking of pillows like my highlight of yesterday i mean you know aside
00:51:41.360 from like our meaningful life and everything was i saw one of our pillows that your mom gifted to us 0.90
00:51:47.400 on on the nancy drew show like that hbo stupid fantasy mystery show 0.99
00:51:54.500 i was like oh my god we have that pillow i got so excited those stupid rough ass pillows that 0.99
00:52:02.180 your mom got for us you know the like burlap ones yeah oh anyway i'll get us started life is 0.99
00:52:12.120 are the apples wet all apples
00:52:22.620 no no apples are just naturally a bit wet come on josey you're always so worried about right
00:52:30.800 and then I also would say
00:52:32.900 that's my very high water content.
00:52:34.820 Right?
00:52:38.540 Torsten, eat an apple.
00:52:39.940 What are you doing?
00:52:46.260 She didn't lick them all.
00:52:51.700 I know it's true.
00:52:53.440 I promise you she didn't lick them.
00:52:58.800 See, time didn't. 0.98
00:53:00.800 That would be a really long thing for her to do with Toasty.