Muslims Have Not Won a War of Conquest In Centuries: WHY?
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Summary
In this episode of the podcast, we discuss the rise of Islamic armies and their ability to conquer new territory, and how they managed to keep the land of a non-muslim majority group under their control for over a century.
Transcript
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hello simone i'm excited to be here with you today today was the day when i had one of those
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very thoughts where a thought enters my mind and i begin pulling on it and i'm like
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oh no this can only end in bad places oh no oh not again we were doing a recording and i said
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in the recording something like well you know muslim majority armies almost never able to
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conquer new territory and then it sort of got in my head i was like but wait isn't that how islam
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primarily expanded in the early days and they were like a successful warlike group or something
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that's kind of an outsider gets that doesn't know anything and then i got in well yeah i also can
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talk about them as like an invasive species almost in the same way that the vikings were they were an
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extremophile group that developed really extreme individual practices and when they were put on
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the scene around groups that didn't have defenses against them they were quickly conquered and you
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often see this with extremophile groups like the the arab nomads or the vikings you just need a force
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to unify them but i then had this second thought which is okay so malcolm can you think of any time
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recently that a muslim force don't know they're they're pretty good as is any sort of highly dispersed
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group at protecting their territory so once they have it they keep it yeah we saw this in places
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like afghanistan for example but conquering new land i got in my head i was like okay surely i can
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think of instances in which a muslim majority group conquered and durably kept the land of a non-muslim
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majority group for let's say over a generation right yeah given the reputation that we think
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they have that would make sense yeah and so then i just started going through in my head like the
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ottomans no like they were terrible in world war one like like practically a joke player the the yom
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kippur war they the yom kippur war is hilarious we'll go into it as more of an example of this wider
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phenomenon but like israel little at that time israel was not like the major arms producer it
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is today it didn't have this little country yeah the fledgling little barely together country and it
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looked felt like a group of like thugs you know there's a scene the joke scene in the movie where
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a group of thugs like chases some some girl into like a back alley or follows her back there and then
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you just hear a bunch of like i was thinking that scene from india where like that one guy is like
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dancing around with his knife and then indiana jones takes out a gun and shoots him no it's way
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different for that i'm talking about the scene where because you see this in a lot of movies a
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bunch of big burly guys will like follow somebody who looks really defenseless into a back alley to
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jump them and then somehow the the the girl like knocks out all of them at once get a load of this guy
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unaware that with the slightest nudge the world could crash down around me
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i found it bracing i mean keep in mind this was a surprise war
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they had more military manpower they had higher tech military manpower and they had multiple
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countries attacking simultaneously and they still lost a ton of territory so like how does this happen
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right how how and then i started to go further because i was like okay surely this is just like
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my bias and i'm not knowing all these instances of recent muslim victories sure so i go to ai and i'm
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like when was the last time a muslim force durably took land and kept it from a non-muslim force
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okay yeah so it goes the ottoman conquest of egypt in 1517 now no i'll point out why this one doesn't
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actually count but it goes through 1517 so the mamelic sultanate nominally sunni muslim rulership
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but ruled a population that was 85 to 90 non-muslim is part of the problem here at the time
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coptic christians greek and and jews so specifically here egypt during this time like even in this example
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was actually ruled by muslims already it just had a non-muslim majority population and it was conquered
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by the ottomans and you've got a problem with the ottomans because the ottomans do what i said that
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saudi arabia should do i was like look saudi arabia you guys suck at war this is how this
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came up right like i was like you guys are comically bad you can't even keep yemen under
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control and it's on your border and destitute and also muslim so so i was like you should just you know
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put a bunch of christians you know like protestants and jews in charge of your troops and you do fine
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and then i had this this thought oh no no oh no that's exactly what the ottomans did
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not you you're thinking don't no no so the ottomans did sort of what like the uae and the
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saudi's do so if you go to the the muslim countries that are operating really well and very prosperous
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these days like qatar and saudi arabia and the uae anybody who's been there knows that everything
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or a lot of it is actually managed by well jews and protestants who are imported to do finances
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not catholics not like broadly just other people we'll talk about the catholic situation in a bit
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but like oh my god they are imported they're not like it's it's a longer story there but yes this is
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this is what's happening okay so if people who are familiar with ottoman history are you familiar with
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the jana series and how that whole system worked please refresh my memory okay so right before the
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ottomans started winning all these wars and expanding their territory and this is long before
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the ottoman conquest in egypt which okay they adopted a system of taking the children of christian
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families young boys and raising them as muslims but if there are as i've argued in the past likely
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slight genetic differences between groups where you have an individual begins to adapt to like like
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the religion is like the the code and then you've got their biology that the code is running on and
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the two will sort of synchronize intergenerationally especially if you can have drift between
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populations an example i'll say here is imagine i'm living in massachusetts and i could be a quaker
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or a puritan and i happen to hear voices about 25 percent of people hear voices i'm way more likely
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to become a quaker and now that trait is genetically concentrated in that population right
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um so even if they're taking the the young boys from from christian populations and immediately
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attempting to convert them you still have basically the phenomenon in the ottoman region that you
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currently have in because they the janissaries didn't just do the troops they actually like
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managed all troop movement all troop deployment the way troops operated they managed parts of the
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economy they managed parts of the infrastructure wait so in in a nutshell are you trying to argue that
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janissaries are largely historically people of christian descent no they were they were exclusively
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people of christian descent oh it wasn't majority that was the whole point of a janissary oh okay okay
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okay well and then when did the ottomans begin to fail because remember this this last big conquest
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here in 1517 the ottomans began to fail when the janissaries became a hereditary position and so the
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janissaries would intermarry with the the ottoman women right and they'd have kids and then those
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kids would be 50 percent whatever the original population was and then 25 percent whatever the
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original population was and then within a few generations of that they begin to lose basically
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all of their wars and i'm just saying it's really weird that this pattern repeats itself so persistently
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but but now note here i'm going to take a few other examples so the reason by the way i did not
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mention the ottoman conquest of serbia bosnia bulgaria greece albania or hungary in the 15th or 16th
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century is because those weren't lasting conquest i mean we all know those areas to be christian
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kingdoms today right you know so i didn't really count them but they also wouldn't count under the
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ottoman definition if you're saying well but they were actually led by the the children of christians
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so you you after 1700s muslim majority states still fought wars ottomans versus russia persians
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versus afghans etc but did not gain or retain new territory from non-muslim sovereigns and then
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i'll give you two brief exceptions but they're not big enough to really break the pattern for me
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turkey launched a military operation in 1974 in response to greek junta-backed coop on cyprus
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this resulted in turkish forces seizing approximately 36 to 37 percent of the island's territory displacing the
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greek cyper population there cyprus at the time and still had a christian majority population overall
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with orthodox greeks forming the majority turkey maintained effective control over this area for 51
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years um as of 2026 and so that that kind of counts but it's such a small scale thing i don't really
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consider it and then the second here is indonesia's 1975 invasion and annexation of east timor a christian
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majority territory under purkitt portuguese influence but it only lasted about 24 years before
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independence and then there was also a recent attack by azerbaijan of it took a small amount of
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territory from the armenians i want to say but azerbaijan is an underrated country name it's good
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it's got bounce you know what i mean yeah but anyway so now now we're going to ask the second question
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here okay so we're going to say okay we can't count ottoman victories when they had the janissaries
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running their troops all right right because they're basically just rebranding it's it's like
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a kirkland brand or like generic store brand except you know that it was made at the same factory as like
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doritos and so no you can't because it's literally the same basic product rebranded i get what you're
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saying there yeah but it's not just that it would be like saying that you know wow the saudis are really
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good at managing their finances it's like no their their jewish financial managers are really
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good at running their finances like or in saudi arabia's case it's probably not jewish i would
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guess that they're probably more just christians because they my memory's so bad but isn't it a
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japanese man like that this like so isn't soft bank managing a lot of saudi money oh it might be
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japanese there's no difference okay i should have said japanese in there as well i can't remember
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but okay so we're gonna ask the next offensive question here right so you don't you don't
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include the ottomans what middle eastern nations funds does soft bank manage soft bank through its
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soft bank vision fund manages the capital wealth committed by sovereign wealth funds from middle
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eastern nations that's saudi arabia's public investment fund is the largest backer backer a vision
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fund one committing up to 45 billion dollars united arab emirates also committed 15 billion to the
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vision fund one okay so it's it's not just saudi arabia it's also the it's also the japanese could
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help with a large part of their investments all right japanese they get it done they're great
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love them so you don't include the ottomans right okay the last clear case of a a durable win
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where they they ended up holding the territories permanently holding the territory okay the
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mughal conquest of india back in 1526 oh conquered from the hindi ruled delhi sultanate successor regimes
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but was held for 230 years wow well okay so then you've got to ask okay i mean the 1500s it's like
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yesterday you know i'm wearing like 1500s inspired stays under all this you know it's still fresh
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here are some other close ones but they said they don't exactly fit so you have the safavdi persia
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versus christian caucuses 1500s to 1600s where they conquered georgia armenia and deported many
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populations but control was contested constantly with the ottomans and russia and they relied heavily with
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the on the armenians for trade administration even in the regions they conquered um the moroccan
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conquest in west africa you have the moroccan conquest of sanghai a but that was a muslim empire
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so not non-muslim states then you have the sakoto caliphate expansion 1800 to 1900 this was a muslim
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conquest but it was predominantly inside a muslim region and and you actually see this with muslim
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countries if you go back they do fight and win a lot but it's usually against other muslims and you
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could go back here and be like oh aren't there some muslim countries like in east asia we can i
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tell you the funniest thing yeah there are there's indonesia and malaysia do you know the only country
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either of those countries has ever attempted to invade and take over no each other indonesia
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take over malaysia through like a series of guerrilla campaigns at one point oh for the love
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but this should as we as we go back here this should begin to like unroll the the joke that i'm
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going to use in this is that the muslims remind me of the romulan ship why do we always get cleanup
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duty when they've tortured a reman they leave behind the biggest mess sub command of wreck takes
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pleasure in our misery hopefully he doesn't get too comfortable for soon my plans will come to fruition
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and his life will be disrupted you are betraying sub command of wreck that is a pity because i am
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already betraying him and my plans will come to fruition please don't make me scoff your plans are
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barely even schemes you wouldn't know a scheme from a conspiracy from a deep from star trek's lower
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decks assassination plots against me are one thing but sabotage is this you're doing my luck how dare
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you of course i crave your demise but not like silence i've been stabbing commanders in the back
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since before your mother killed her first traitor you know like constantly backstabbing each other
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i mean what like christians and protestants don't do that they don't actually and we're gonna go over
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this christians catholics do protestants largely don't so we're going to go over at the end of
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this which will basically be i'm gonna give you guys the secret right now it's how many times in
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all of their collective history have every one of these individual religious cultures had a coup
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oh protestants there have only been really two coups in all of history and both of them were military
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coups where the military took over country from an autocratic ruler and either gave it to or tried to
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give it to an elected body whereas if you look at muslim countries they basically have a coup every other
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year and because of that you cannot put competent people in control of the military catholics have
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coups about once a gener well once every couple generations gosh they're like way more likely to
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have coups like think about latin america like coups all the time right like the weird thing is like
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when protestants do revolutions they do not do military coups so consider like the united states
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revolution right we didn't like take over the local military troops like the local commands and say
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okay now there are troops we've raised independent troops to fight against them
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you regularly see this in revolutions within protestant areas is they do not try to take
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over an existing part of the standing military they try to raise a new force out of nowhere which
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contrasts heavily with both catholic and muslim majority countries but because they don't have a
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lot of muslim majority colonies in the americas we can't point to one but if you look at the catholic
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majority countries in the americas when they would have revolutions unlike the united states they would
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often co-opt existing military infrastructure to conduct the revolution instead of raising a military
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from scratch jews are the same way jews as far as i know there's not a single case in human history of
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a jew ever doing a military coup a jewish coup but when a population doesn't do coups and we'll talk about
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why they they may not do coups it's actually a very interesting thing and i probably have more
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episodes on this because i don't exactly know why protestants never do military coups towards the end
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of the episode simone comes up with what i find to be a really really intelligent reason why you want
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to take care yeah well i mean maybe there are some obscure examples or just examples of it we'll get to
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the obscure examples and they are weird like one was like a a traitor guy who tried to take over an
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island for like a day it's like they're small fail weird and bizarre okay one of the two military coups
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that i mentioned so i'll just go over the only two protestant ones that were real coups one was oliver
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cronwell but that wasn't really a military coup because the elected parliament asked him to do it
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and then he immediately spent the rest of his life trying to set up a democracy but they just kept
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fighting with each other and then he'd replace them and then he'd say basically like george
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washington you know how both sides started to fight as soon as washington handed it back to
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washington it was like okay we're fighting we're fighting we're fighting we really want to there's
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a good movie what is it what's a movie we watched on early american history named after one of the
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founders john adams yeah john adams and so they both basically go to george washington and they're like
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hey can you please come back and take this over like we cannot stop fighting i need you to come out
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here and say who's right and he's just like i won't do it right like i hands off i see it's
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dysfunctional i see it looks like it's falling apart you have to make this work or else well he
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just kept coming back in and trying to fix it um and then the other one was in i want to say sweden
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we'll get to it but they just deposed the king and then replaced him with his uncle but put in place
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something like a magna carta that just said basically the king has a lot less powers um basically the
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opposite of a normal military coup but i'm gonna get going here because it gets it gets worse right
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so so okay we have this case in india and i was like okay let's go back here let's go back and say
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a christian majority population right because that's what we're really interested in when was the last
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time a muslim army you know read run by muslims who were born to muslim families conquered a christian
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region right right yeah when the umayyad conquest of iberia spain and portugal in 711 or 718
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what oh oh dear so that that they did control it for 500 800 reasons but the problem is for 500 to
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800 years that puts them within yeah they control it for a long time that that means that the last
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territorial expansion through conquest that muslims had was 79 years after muhammad's life
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almost all of the territorial conquests that muslims did through war happened within two generations of
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so let's go over some other ones that don't count here so there were north african conquests but those
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were muslim you have middle east persia and india but those were hindu buddhist some zoroastrian or
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christian mixed regions and then you you had the caucuses but the caucuses were not stable or long
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lasting so basically since muhammad you just have a long period of retreat now let's get into why that
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happened by the way any thoughts before i go further here my first thought was well i suppose
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it doesn't really matter if they're not physically taking land at this point in human history because
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the argument we have always made as pronatalists is it's so ironic that people have fought and killed
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over land when at this point in human history all you have to do is have an above replacement birth rate
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and you will inherit the whole world it doesn't matter because no one else is going to be there
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in all that land you used to fight and kill however mormon birth rates are not or sorry
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not mormon muslim birth rates are not the thing that people think they are everyone's like oh
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muslims are gonna take over they're really not they're not good birth rates so at first i was like
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oh it's okay because my mind was just defaulting to like the unfounded in the end assumption that
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muslims are are repopulating the earth when they're really not so i'm like well we can't do that then so
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they're still screwed and that that's what i well they do however have a high birth rate when they're
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living off the state in non-muslim majority areas e.g germany france the uk sweden etc but they do not
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have a high birth rate within their own countries the muslims who live like you know orthodox jews or
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the amish like the really really strict ones have high birth rates but the ones who inherit the future
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like the people who inherit the future you need two things you need high birth rates and being
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economically and technologically productive yes and if you get your high birth rates by being
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economically unproductive they are irrelevant in terms of global control yes um and i note here as
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as we go further with all of this there is this is to say like suppose you're a muslim and you're like
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well then what do i do right like how do i make this work and it's like muslims have convergently
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found a really good way to operate right which is to put non-muslims in charge of most of the
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the major operating functions of the economy and support a muslim elite ruling class muslims actually
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do okay as in they're just really good delegators really good delegators that's that's it they spot
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good talent they utilize talent well and they they delegate and manage well but you you you've got to be
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very careful and not do what the ottomans did because the ottomans accidentally cucked their
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entire empire where the class that they delegated to originally they said they couldn't get married
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and have kids and then it became hereditary and then they took over a bunch of stuff i mean and that
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was not maybe the best thing to do is to take war slaves and then put them at the top of your empire
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and have them be significantly more competent and and have a lot more money to get power and military
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might than anyone else and that is what in large part led to a part of the downfall of the ottoman
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empire but also rubyard had a piece on muslims recently and i think he is a fantastic historian
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if you're interested in getting deep dives into history the one who i would say is rubyard sammo
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conversations these videos get like a few thousand views way less than our videos and they are the most
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intellectually dense conversations you're going to see about history i not a historian okay i consider
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myself much more of a cross-cultural anthropologist with my real expertise being in neuroscience and
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biology which is funny because we don't talk about that a lot on the show but my background in biology
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and neuroscience you often see on how i view anthropology because i view cultures and religions as evolving
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sort of organisms and so whenever i make an analogy people will notice that my analogies are almost always
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biological analogies when i point out like early muslims exploding onto the scenes like an invasive
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species you know i'm i'm using an analogy because i'm i'm i'm looking at them and what i immediately see
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when i look at muslims or vikings is an extremophile like you would have with an animal that adapted to a
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very unique climate extremely arid or extremely cold extremely harsh then encountered groups that
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didn't have some of their adaptations that they were able to change in certain ways to explode on the
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scene one of the things that's important about early muslim explosion is that the kingdoms that
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they ruled were not majority muslims so during the period where you have the islamic golden age during
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the period where you have rapid muslim expansion they were the minority in most of the regions they
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controlled and not only were they a minority but they were a minority that did a very good job of
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finding competent operators to put in positions of power and they were very very big about doing this
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with jews one of the things i point out is is is judaism of today is more closer like philosophically
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you're looking at the culture of it it's closer to protestant culture than either are to to catholic
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culture or muslim culture go to this period the early muslim expansion period islam and judaism were
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actually very very very similar in the way they were practiced the way they were thought about the way
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that they operated to the extent where if you go to any of like maimonides or something or naimonides
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if you go to like any of like the great jewish scholars for this period they're always defining
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jewish theology in contrast to islamic theology and and not in a disparaging manner to islamic theology
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specifically they really liked that they saw muslims as true monotheist instead of what i call them
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trans monotheist a lot of christians are where they actually have multiple supernatural entities
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that they'll deal with but they just define those entities as not gods and therefore they say i'm not
00:26:04.540
a polytheist right even though most policyistic societies have a creator god that makes the other
00:26:09.740
supernatural entities and so the jews of this time like that the muslims of this time to do it now
00:26:13.860
muslims don't do that anymore but they did it this time but anyway in rubyard's video on this i love
00:26:17.600
he's like i'm going to try to not offend muslims in this you know he's like i really respect your culture
00:26:21.560
what i love is you know you're getting on this video i respect nobody's culture i don't respect
00:26:25.460
my own culture i will attack the jews i will attack the muslims i will attack the catholics
00:26:29.500
i have called my own people like the savage woods people who will murder you and eat you if you get
00:26:36.120
lost in the woods like that and i'm like and there's data to back this up so the point i'm making
00:26:41.080
here is i try to take the opposite perspective of a rubyard as being like an intellectual who can go
00:26:44.760
into things while taking a harsh eye to everything because i think that's how we improve
00:26:49.220
but anyway so the the reason why in every period where muslim culture has really worked is they
00:26:55.100
were very good delegators and they were very good delegators during the islamic cultural explosion
00:26:59.140
and so a lot of people they saw this and they say hey well this means that the muslims they didn't
00:27:05.440
act like the muslim golden age they were just taking over the scientific institutions of other
00:27:12.320
organizations within those those places you know whether it's persia or greece or anything like that
00:27:17.380
to which i would say well if you say that then you can't give catholicism any credit for anything
00:27:24.380
it's done in its entire history because you could it's a nepo baby of the roman empire and they were
00:27:28.900
just taking over the roman institution the nepo baby of the roman empire catholicism oh i don't hold
00:27:36.540
that that position was really either i think was catholicism it's actually more arguable than it is
00:27:42.180
with islam specifically what i mean by this statement is if you know your history of science and medicine
00:27:46.200
the development of it significantly dropped after the catholic church took over the roman empire in
00:27:51.600
the areas where it was being produced but the city it's the amount of it significantly increased
00:27:56.320
in the muslim areas like persia and parts of greece when they took over i.e they were producing
00:28:03.220
more academic works after the muslims took over than before so even if they are sort of nepo babying it
00:28:10.920
at least they didn't collapse it like the catholics did and i mean seriously just think about it if
00:28:15.160
you're not talking about because people act like the muslims just came in at like the end of
00:28:18.800
classical greece or something like that they they did not this period had been pretty dead for a long
00:28:24.680
time post-classical greece pre-muslim can you think of any great mathematicians from these regions
00:28:32.760
can you think of any great scientists you could probably think of like 15 off the top of your head
00:28:39.440
from the muslim golden age and it's the same with the roman empire i can think of lots of great you
00:28:45.600
know artists writers scientists from the early roman empire from the height of the roman empire but
00:28:54.300
once you get into the christian period there are some it's not a complete drought but it's not as
00:28:58.920
many and i have to be clear it really does seem to be the arising of specifically the catholic
00:29:05.640
sentiment around knowledge of being extremely focused on the sort of knowledge of those before
00:29:13.620
you so you take somebody like you know like the development of medicine in rome and you go it up
00:29:18.540
to galen and then you know just a few generations after him constantine comes into power and there's
00:29:24.380
basically no medicine developed in this region for the next century or so we're really allowed for
00:29:30.040
the islamic golden age of science to happen was that the muslims of this period because they were
00:29:37.660
a minority ruling class tried to play the minority classes off of each other instead of having sort
00:29:45.400
of a total control right you know i mean so they would say who's the the smartest jew here who's the
00:29:51.280
smartest christian of this type here who's the smartest and they specifically would try to elevate
00:29:55.280
groups based on how minority they were so the smaller a group was the better they were to put
00:30:00.920
into a position of like pseudo power because they'd be more grateful for it so like suppose you come in
00:30:06.520
and you conquer spain and spain is majority christian and you have a minority jewish population
00:30:13.040
right so who is least likely to help a rebellion if you give them disproportionate rights the jews
00:30:21.180
right because if you give the jews more rights than the christians the christians are if they
00:30:26.060
went to rebellion it goes back to being a christian territory but if you make things nicer for the
00:30:30.520
minorities that were there before you got there now now they have a vested interest in not seeing you
00:30:35.340
leave right and you don't just do this for jews you do this for minority christian populations
00:30:39.500
because spain has a bunch of different groups that all hate each other and they've hated each other
00:30:42.040
forever that's why they're always on the break of splitting up we're not going to get into that
00:30:46.040
right now the point being is that is what allowed for the islamic golden age the the great periods
00:30:53.140
of success was in islam were when they were the minority but this is a problem that you get largely
00:30:57.900
with islam but it's not just with islam everyone does this i love everyone points islam does this
00:31:01.780
everybody does this is they say that well what islam does is they come in and they treat everyone
00:31:07.240
because when you're a minority your goal is to respect minorities it's to respect other people's ways
00:31:12.460
and then when you become a majority then you stop respecting other people's ways yeah classic
00:31:16.940
dynamic dynamic but in our society we saw this was like the wokes right like when the leftist cultures
00:31:24.100
you know the lgbt culture the the the the sort of the wider culture around that was like a fringe
00:31:30.000
culture before they dominated our cultural institutions and everything like that it was
00:31:34.200
you know we just want to be able to live our own way and and they genuinely believed that's what they
00:31:38.680
were fighting for the same way the muslims of that period likely believed hey we just want everyone to
00:31:41.820
you know get along and now that they feel they have power you know they'll defend somebody jacking
00:31:46.560
off in a woman's restroom right like this happened recently they're like that's a totally normal thing
00:31:51.080
to do right and it's like well it's actually like like i could see why women feel really unsafe in that
00:31:58.100
environment and but anyway the point here being is everybody does this right this is this is why
00:32:05.400
when i point out hey guys you really don't want to put x group in power when they have had unilateral
00:32:13.000
i'm getting carried away and about to miss closing the point here which is that islam
00:32:19.440
we have all these stories about how nice they were as rulers and how nice they were to christians and
00:32:24.740
how nice they were to jews when they ruled these territories and this is actually true when they were
00:32:31.300
still the minority in these territories when they became the majority in these territories because
00:32:36.420
they were rulers while they were still minorities when they became the majority in these territories
00:32:40.320
they typically became quite abusive to the existing populations in fact the only population i can think of
00:32:47.480
that is really consistently decent to minority populations when they're the majority population
00:32:54.540
is sometimes protestants look at like cromwell's england or something inviting the jews back in
00:33:00.860
and trying to create some degree of religious freedom laws when he had the ability to just completely
00:33:09.000
quash anything that wasn't his own beliefs and he didn't like the reason why the u.s had such an
00:33:14.260
explosion was because it was a multicultural society and those cultures worked cohesively with each other
00:33:20.660
you just want more cultures for the sake of more cultures right like the original founding cultures
00:33:26.020
of america were just like really good cultures to work alongside each other yeah right they were not
00:33:31.780
like if you imported a bunch of people from i i don't know where but somewhere into early america it
00:33:38.940
probably would have fallen apart as well but the other thing about multiculturalism is it needs to be
00:33:43.340
multiculturalism with strict cultural hierarchies and understanding that you are
00:33:50.420
part of your culture was in that society right so like you mean sort of knowing who you belong to
00:33:55.440
but also there being these distinct groups yeah i suppose you're in an early islamic like one of
00:34:01.580
these multicultural environments right where they actually make work yeah so if i as a christian or i
00:34:07.520
as a jew you know was like oh i'm just gonna go rob people right like i don't care and i allowed my
00:34:14.700
community to become like an unsafe community right like you you don't walk through the jewish neighborhood
00:34:19.180
because they'll they'll stab you and take all your stuff right um you know they would have said oh
00:34:24.400
like the muslims in charge they would have said oh jews are a problem let's do like a pogrom or
00:34:29.200
something like that right and and you could say that now in our society if there is an ethnic group
00:34:34.700
or a cultural group that allows their neighborhood to become dangerous right we should just be able to
00:34:40.420
say hey x people are a problem they're being a problem for everyone else and we should treat them
00:34:46.640
differently than other groups and and in our society we call that racism right but the the reason why
00:34:51.700
that form of racism actually made society work or not racist like anti-religionism or anti-culturism
00:34:57.220
worked is because then you had a reason to intraculturally police when you know if you allow
00:35:04.580
your neighborhood to become a dangerous place if you don't intraculturally police that the surrounding
00:35:10.460
cultures will take that out on all of your people and you have a strong community identity
00:35:15.080
that your community elders will build up systems for dealing with that and this is what historically
00:35:21.260
happened in these many of these muslim empires like you had the millet system and stuff like that
00:35:26.180
which we'll get into in a separate episode but the the point here being is multiculturalism kind of
00:35:33.380
requires racism to work it requires cultural accountability right that's a really interesting point
00:35:40.740
yeah that that well i guess we should say functional and productive multiculturalism that moves humanity
00:35:46.220
on the whole forward also requires some level of not just i don't know if racism is the word but like
00:35:53.620
internal or natural but unforced segregation pride minor amounts of xenophobia and and and maybe some
00:36:03.800
some some racism or at least in early america had this right like this is the thing totally yeah
00:36:10.220
yeah the quakers freaking hated the the the the puritans and the puritans for example this is not a
00:36:16.900
race-based thing the puritans and the quakers effing hated each other oh they they were at each other's
00:36:21.640
throats yeah there was there were some hilarious anecdotes they would like they'd literally like
00:36:26.140
tar and feather like if a quake a pure a quaker went into puritan territory like you know strip them
00:36:31.920
naked pour boiling oil on them oh and the quakers hated the scotch-irish they were like these guys
00:36:36.900
are worse than the indians can stand where the scotch-irish were constantly killing the quakers
00:36:41.240
well i mean it's so fun how can you help yourself they don't fight back it's hilarious
00:36:46.920
people the point here being is that every one of these early groups in america had very strong
00:36:54.940
prejudices against the other groups oh yeah because the cavaliers were so confident that they were better
00:36:59.980
than everyone else they were so confident they were better than everyone else and they were and
00:37:04.340
all all of these major cultural groups in early america were white the the cavaliers the puritans
00:37:10.040
the quakers and the backwoods people i mean there were also you know the the the african slaves i mean
00:37:15.220
separately you had the indentured servants who were also like i mean let's just hope you die so i don't
00:37:20.180
have to give you your land and then there were the slaves which were like you know there were periods
00:37:23.920
in early american history where only one in seven indentured servants survived yeah i might do an
00:37:29.400
episode on this later but like by many metrics if you in certain periods of american history
00:37:35.540
your probability and your quality of life of of living and having a good life was higher if you were
00:37:42.020
coming over on an african slave ship than as an indentured servant well you have to look at the
00:37:45.860
incentives the the problem with indentured servitude was as an indentured servant the agreement was you
00:37:51.960
would do a certain number of years of work for a family household parcel of land whatever and then you
00:37:58.400
were entitled to certain things including land sometimes money and if you were dead they didn't have to
00:38:07.420
give you those things yes so just to be very clear about this where people are unaware of how bad
00:38:13.300
indentured servitude what is early america it's typically a period of seven years and the master had to
00:38:19.420
give you i think a couple acres of land of their land yeah unless you died yeah there was no negative
00:38:27.220
consequence to the that's an adverse incentive right there friend that's an adverse if i'm purchased
00:38:32.820
instead as a slave the person who purchased me spent money to acquire me already like the the
00:38:38.880
investment was already made i'm now a sunk cost and they are like well i don't want to lose my
00:38:43.560
investment and yeah they i i am yet they want to i mean i'm going to depreciate over time i guess like
00:38:52.260
as i age and get worn down by all the horrible work you make me do and stuff but like i'm not a liability
00:38:57.640
you're a liability as an indentured servant you are better off being sort of worked to death whereas
00:39:05.260
slaves like if you work let's just let's just take the humanity out of this right like let's say you buy
00:39:12.480
an optimist from elon musk i don't know what is the company that makes them is is it tesla that's
00:39:19.900
you're not gonna want to break it you know like work it until it breaks and like not take care of
00:39:26.880
it not charge it and not maintain it right because you paid a lot of money for it up front but like if
00:39:32.600
if it was only something that you had to pay for after seven years and assuming it still functioned
00:39:38.860
wouldn't you like work it really heavily and kind of hope that it broke before you had to pay for it
00:39:44.020
like you know yeah no it's like yeah that's a good way to put it like you get one of these and you
00:39:49.920
don't have to pay for it if it's broken at the end of seven years yeah very weird payment structure
00:39:55.200
i'm gonna be honest yeah yeah and it was even worse if there was virtually no accountability because
00:40:00.700
the people who were indentured servants weren't like from the local community they were from like
00:40:05.100
places in like the rural parts of like scotland and ireland where their parents wouldn't be able
00:40:11.000
to get back at you no one in their community when you put out the next indentured servant ad would
00:40:15.380
know what happened to the last indentured servant well there wasn't exactly accountability with
00:40:19.660
mistreatment of slaves either however there again it's just like the incentives were not as adverse
00:40:24.900
yeah but we're not saying slavery was good note here no no but the point i'm making here when i talk
00:40:30.660
about racism in the words you need prejudice for multiculturalism to work because then there's
00:40:34.720
cultural accountability that's what prejudice is is cultural accountability and it was really sort
00:40:39.720
of stupid of society to say that there should be no that you can't be like there is a trend within
00:40:44.940
this community because as soon as you can say that then you can address the trends right
00:40:48.100
intraculturally basically if you made it this far in this episode it's about to get about 30 times more
00:40:55.100
spicy my hot take is probably that goblins are basically running society i mean who runs gringotts
00:41:00.620
goblins the daily prophet goblin literally the entire ministry of magic have gone to gobland
00:41:05.300
every year to pledge allegiance by kissing some sort of sacred goblin wall cooked beyond belief
00:41:09.560
makes it's insane my hot take is that gingers are more oppressed than black people but what
00:41:14.880
happened why why did the muslims spread as fast as they did to begin with right so let's let's talk
00:41:19.100
about this the the reality is is that byzantium and persia had just fought 30 years of total war
00:41:24.580
they were broke depopulated politically fractured and religiously divided they were beginning to have the
00:41:29.420
big religious divisions of early christianity and islam at the time unified a tribal group
00:41:38.100
and had a very easy time just sort of moving in and taking things over using a meritocratic force
00:41:45.360
like muhammad and when people are like muhammad wasn't a real person i'm you're clearly an imbecile
00:41:51.020
like muhammad was obviously a real person right like the stories about him aren't even all that
00:41:56.020
flattering all the time yeah they're extremely human stories yeah i mean yeah couldn't even write
00:42:03.700
like if you're gonna make something up about somebody at least make them sound this is like
00:42:08.600
the yeah at least make something about like a mountain and a hummingbird and i don't know
00:42:12.860
you know cool yeah like this is what i also say about jesus it's like i'm pretty sure jesus was
00:42:18.080
completely fictitious he wouldn't have been born in a barn okay um with the whole of of of the
00:42:25.980
miracles being three wise men come and say yeah this kid's probably important you know that's that's
00:42:34.000
not the biggest of mirror you could you could at least go kim jong-un level where like unicorn was
00:42:39.680
spotted and like a mountain it split open when he was born and these are like verifiable things too
00:42:46.240
right like and and we're going for this within our generation right and this is the real person
00:42:51.020
and they feel the need to make this stuff up yeah but anyway basically as soon as islam started to
00:42:57.280
break apart the the because you have one state for like 50 years after muhammad then within 200 years
00:43:03.560
three big rival caliphates 500 years 20 competing states and now you have dozens of muslim polities
00:43:10.820
and basically islam works when it's unified and as soon as it broke up islam has a tendency to
00:43:17.740
instantly want to reunify before it expands by broke up do you mean sunni and shia or do you mean
00:43:24.860
something different well there were three big rival caliphate even among the sunnis they fight each
00:43:30.260
other oh just oh okay just the caliphates oh yeah okay okay yeah they are constantly attempting to
00:43:36.540
reunify whenever you see and and this is actually just sort of core to broader muslim ideology and
00:43:43.520
it's really fascinating to me and but it helps you understand why they act like the the romulans in
00:43:49.260
that scene is that if you if their instinct like whenever they're ruling a region or something like
00:43:55.160
that and keep in mind when i'm talking about their rapid expansion who was running these these regions
00:43:58.940
but like nepotistic elites that had been there since the roman period often right like not really
00:44:05.800
competent operators were at the wheel of a lot of these places um keep in mind these were roman
00:44:10.840
operators of often non-roman territories right so this would be like north africa persia etc right so
00:44:19.200
that was the region that muslims took over really effectively it was the wrote the regions that rome
00:44:25.240
ruled but only ruled as an elite not replacing the existing population
00:44:30.620
and so islam basically was better at doing that than the existing powers within those regions
00:44:40.040
but it also makes sense because if you if you look at something like islam and you're like
00:44:44.880
their period of greatest growth it was one of the fastest growth of any culture we've ever seen in human
00:44:50.600
history happened during a period where they were unified of course they would want to return to a
00:44:56.060
unified state so they can recontinue that push but they they don't have good mechanisms for doing that
00:45:02.560
like the crusades or anything like that like the christians did during the crusades where they were
00:45:06.900
able to unify multiple christian groups to fight together for a common cultural aim but let's talk
00:45:13.920
about why they they sucked so much in the in the war to take israel right the the core reason being is
00:45:20.100
that egypt and syria they had different goals and their commanders and this is another thing
00:45:25.880
within islam is islam is a very hierarchical society but we'll get to why because they basically have
00:45:29.880
to be so the on the ground commanders within the muslim forces were not able to make their own
00:45:35.640
decisions whereas in jewish forces they were able to make their own decisions and so you would have
00:45:40.840
things like the ground cover for like air defense along the egypt line didn't move up as the tank crews
00:45:46.740
were moving up so in the really big tank battle they had they got absolutely creamed with like much
00:45:52.020
lower israeli numbers because the israelis were able to do air support which shouldn't have even
00:45:57.360
had the ability to do but within the muslim forces all you had to do is follow your commanders and you
00:46:02.940
you don't make your own decisions and if you're given a rule and you break that rule and it ends up
00:46:08.380
bad or even if it ends up good you can be punished but that's not the way it works within jewish forces
00:46:12.960
and this also isn't the way it works within most protestant forces and the question is is why
00:46:16.860
this is because of the coup issue the reason why you have to be so strict and hierarchical within
00:46:24.540
these other societies is because of a fear of military coups where the idea and jews who watch
00:46:32.560
this can tell me if the idea that an idf commander would even consider a coup oh yeah it's comical but i
00:46:42.820
mean it's also yeah actually genuinely comical that's funny that it is though considering how
00:46:48.260
common coups are in general isn't it well they're again they're not common in jewish or protestant
00:46:53.520
areas yeah the protestants just do and it's it's also because there's many the american armed forces
00:47:00.200
have always been predominantly staffed or disproportionately staffed depending on the
00:47:03.600
period of american history you're looking at by people of the backwoods cultural group which is a clan
00:47:08.640
based and tribal cultural group but they never start coups and i don't actually know why like i
00:47:16.900
almost want to think deeper about this and someone who has i don't know extremely deep jewish history
00:47:25.400
knowledge and community knowledge and and power dynamic knowledge i mean we we know it's a very
00:47:30.420
intellectually meritocratic culture but i i don't know why that would preclude them from being
00:47:37.320
vulnerable to coups so what's so so first i want to talk about because it is important that you
00:47:43.940
notice these patterns this is what makes me very different so if you watch rubyard you're getting
00:47:46.760
an actual history if you're getting me it's pattern notice it right and patterns can tell you something
00:47:51.920
especially when they're severe patterns so to get an idea just how severe this pattern is of coups in
00:47:57.860
in muslim territories just between 1945 and today turkey has had multiple coups pakistan has had
00:48:06.160
multiple coups egypt had a coup in 1952 in 2013 iraq syria sudan but libya algeria have all had
00:48:16.000
military officers overthrow the governments now let's go over all of protestant history how many
00:48:23.440
coups have they had okay okay that the overthrow of king gustav the force to introduce constitutional
00:48:30.240
reform basically further decentralized power this was in sweden in 1809 we need constitutional reform
00:48:37.160
right away and then the one before that was england 1640s to 1660 and this was cromwell which is pretty
00:48:46.100
laughable to think of as a military coup he was doing it on behalf of the parliament because he thought
00:48:50.940
the king was becoming too authoritarian and kept trying to set up a democracy like that was his goal
00:48:56.400
the the only other one that we have is iceland in 1809 where a weird tiny coup by a trader using a
00:49:05.740
danish warship and collapsed very quickly obscure the only real potential counter to this you might
00:49:13.220
have is fiji which has had three coups oh fiji protestant famously protestant fiji it's it's very
00:49:22.800
religiously mixed i don't think it's a good example the coups were not led this is it's a it's it's
00:49:28.060
obviously a different cultural group right it's not the cultural group we talk about when we talk about
00:49:31.840
but it it matters a lot that when i'm able to look at these muslim majority countries sort of all over
00:49:37.280
the place it's cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo then you go to another group and it's cuckoo never even when
00:49:44.620
you have a revolution it is not done through a military coup right which is a very weird and harder way to do
00:49:52.140
a revolution now let's look at the countries because again they're more like and i'll probably
00:49:56.260
do another video on this where i actually argue that if you're if you're talking about like cultural
00:50:00.380
distance judaism and protestantism are much more culturally close to each other and and modern
00:50:07.400
modern islam are culturally closer to each other really now now with this being the case i'd argue
00:50:15.940
that the distance between modern catholicism and modern islam is further culturally than the
00:50:21.980
distance between modern protestantism and modern judaism which i think are actually quite culturally
00:50:26.900
similar and i think there's been a a big psyop to try to convince people that this isn't the case
00:50:31.320
but we can actually just think about it okay have you ever you've traveled a lot right simone
00:50:37.000
you've traveled i'm asking you have you yes i i have i have traveled you've been across southern
00:50:41.660
europe right yes okay there's definitely and you've been across latin america right yes so there's
00:50:47.140
definitely a feel to catholic majority countries and there is yeah to protestant majority countries
00:50:53.140
yeah and if you go to jewish areas do you get a protestant majority feel or a catholic majority
00:50:59.060
feel protestant feel oh my gosh what's up with that i mean that's weird israel feels like scottish
00:51:07.060
yeah you were like it feels like edinburgh really weird um but anyway so if you're talking about the
00:51:14.120
catholic ones you've had multiple coups across latin america they basically do it all the time
00:51:18.120
argentine chile brazil venezuela peru have had repeated military takeovers mexico has had countless
00:51:24.940
coups from the 1800s to the 1900s southern europe spain had multiple coups portugal has had multiple
00:51:30.940
military-backed regimes italy pre-fascism and attempted coups central or eastern europe poland pre-war
00:51:37.680
war ii had a coup austria-hungary collapse had a coup but hold on this this gets interesting because again
00:51:43.240
note here i'm talking across protestant countries has canada ever had a military coup
00:51:47.740
has australia has new zealand no but this is weird there's a lot of countries here that you
00:51:54.620
might not even be thinking of as protestant majority countries this is the core difference
00:51:59.640
is something about and we may have to have a separate episode where we hypothesize on this
00:52:04.740
i want our fans to brainstorm on this and it's also why i think within a in a modern war context where
00:52:11.580
you need like more complicated tactics and everything like that and we actually saw this in
00:52:15.880
world war ii who got their butt handed to them every time there was a conflict it was the catholics
00:52:23.080
italy got smashed they got their butt kicked by ethiopians okay ethiopians this was a modern
00:52:32.580
industrialized european country let's not even talk about france so we don't embarrass anyone
00:52:38.640
i'm just pointing out spain couldn't even get themselves together enough to play a role in the
00:52:43.560
war so they were fighting with each other like at least france tried spain is like one of those
00:52:50.080
pokemon when it ends up saying it hurt itself in its own confusion ireland kicked their own butts and did
00:52:56.600
nothing no they did they did nothing so we don't know if they would have been effective who who put up
00:53:02.120
the big fight it was germany germany put up the big fight they did they did germany was the hard one
00:53:09.100
they're they in fact this is if you look at the relative strengths of germany and italy in world war
00:53:16.120
ii right like italy we often think of as like the comic relief villain from world war ii
00:53:27.900
they they weren't like that much smaller than germany they weren't that much less industrialized
00:53:36.960
in germany their culture just was not as competent in military operations as germans was
00:53:41.880
but i feel like you know because of sort of the psyop of all christians are the same culture blah blah
00:53:48.040
blah blah blah blah people can go their whole lives know exactly how every country in world war ii
00:53:53.800
performed and not put two and two together that oh my god the catholic countries did terribly
00:54:00.280
and it is wild to me it is it's and it's not like it was one of the catholic countries or
00:54:07.960
just on average the catholic countries did worse every single one of the catholic countries was a
00:54:14.560
complete embarrassment in the war with every single big player in the war except for the japanese
00:54:22.720
being a protestant country if you're wondering by the way the last time a catholic majority country
00:54:27.280
beat a protestant majority country in a war with the 30 years war in 1618 to 1648
00:54:35.520
a long long time ago but the question is is why because because if you have the coup instinct
00:54:41.760
you can never trust your military until you have more hierarchical command structures
00:54:46.320
yeah don't have the coup instinct okay okay okay okay i'm having a memory here i was reading a case
00:54:53.600
study of them trying to set up disney the disney park in france and they had this problem because
00:55:00.640
all of the people from northern europe or the protestant majority would wait in lines and then
00:55:04.160
all the people from southern europe would not queue they they cut in all the lines yeah so how do you
00:55:08.800
handle that yeah and the question was this how do you handle that when they didn't understand why
00:55:12.800
the northern europeans would wait when you could just cut and the security force wouldn't kick you
00:55:17.280
out or would do less and then the the northern europeans were all waiting in line how do you do
00:55:21.920
this but then the bigger question is is my own culture because my own culture is more just do whatever
00:55:26.960
you can get away with if you can get away with it but of course you would never have a coup
00:55:32.240
right like it's very consequentialist but then of course you would never have a coup
00:55:35.840
and so why do we have the idea i'll tell you what my instinct is as to why we don't think
00:55:41.760
about coups okay because again i would just you wouldn't think about it either that wouldn't be how
00:55:46.960
you gain power right i think it i think a lot of it here's here's my here's my hypothesis i want to
00:55:52.480
see how it compares to yours is it comes from a distaste of the systems that you would be taking over
00:55:58.880
where you to do a cue you believe that you can do it better whether or not you actually can and so
00:56:04.640
you want to start fresh you have a a distinct disdain for the existing system and a faith in
00:56:10.880
the grassroots and therefore you would never think to try to take over that which is there instead to
00:56:17.040
you just want to push out and get rid of that which was there that is it i think you solved it okay
00:56:22.800
so here's what it is so protestantism is known for a hatred of idolatry and idolatry within especially
00:56:30.000
early protestantism expands to basically anything that can be used for status signaling whether that
00:56:35.920
is music or art or theater or all of the stuff that is associated with high culture and stuff like that
00:56:44.400
so when you see a group with a lot of power and muslims were the opposite of this muslims loved that
00:56:51.920
stuff while they had strong anti-idolatry laws the anti-idolatry laws were expended to like
00:56:58.160
explicitly paintings but if you're going to make something that was oh this comes down to idolatry
00:57:03.040
you think yes i'll explain how but if you're going to make something really pretty and cover it in
00:57:07.280
gold and everything like that oh you can get away with it in fact muslim culture at its height was
00:57:11.440
incredibly indulgent lots of gay sex lots of orgies lots of this was this was like big during the muslim
00:57:17.760
golden age you might have another episode on that it's very interesting period not at all what people
00:57:21.280
think the more like really strict muslim cultural stuff only came in basically after their culture
00:57:26.000
has collapsed but well so you had the anti-idolatry rules and the anti-idolatry as it is interpreted by
00:57:32.880
protestantism very different than the way islam interprets it the way islam interprets it is very
00:57:37.680
strict just like not art and stuff like that but you can have all the gold you can have so to a muslim
00:57:42.000
if they saw another guy with a palace or something like that and they do a military coup right it's now
00:57:48.480
i get the palace i get that and you see yeah yeah muslim cultures whether you're talking about
00:57:53.280
like persian or arab muslims we have our joke that trump has a persian soul because everything he
00:57:58.800
dresses looks persian right like all the gold all the gold we have a song about it too yeah but the
00:58:04.880
point here being is that the the if you go to these muslim countries right like you go to their their
00:58:11.680
houses and everything like that yeah i have always found them to be instinctively disgusting to me like they
00:58:17.680
they it's not your aesthetic yeah you can you can say oh well you know and i grew up among very very
00:58:24.720
wealthy people i have never seen this level of waste and and the waste repulsed me the the fact
00:58:30.880
that they're trying to signal with this the fact that they and so i would just never want that but if
00:58:36.000
you are somebody else within their culture and you see oh this person has all of this fancy stuff
00:58:39.760
look at the distinction look at all the harems they have look at all the if i can just take it over
00:58:44.400
then i get all of their stuff right and now i can live like a king right i can live in this extremely
00:58:53.280
wealthy nice lifestyle right where when you have like even a like why did oliver cronwell keep wanting
00:59:00.160
to set up a democracy right why did he keep wanting to reinstate parliament it was because he didn't
00:59:04.960
want the power himself why did george washington immediately be like i just want to go live on my
00:59:09.920
farm no no he was one of the wealthiest men in america but i think the wealthiest actually he
00:59:14.800
just wanted to go live on a farm also if you don't know this it was a it was a very fancy farm
00:59:20.560
right but a lot of the simone by the way descended from two lines from george washington he didn't have
00:59:26.240
any kids himself but two of his siblings had kids that she has descended from and we didn't find that
00:59:30.800
until i tried to trace back which one it was and then another family member handed us a book they had
00:59:34.400
traced it from and it's two lines so you should be this should be american monarchy here anyway so
00:59:40.000
george washington here he achieves success and then what is his ideal life if you are this anti
00:59:47.360
the fancy things in life and savannah and i talk about this regularly we have a trickle of money now
00:59:52.560
and hopefully we can get a new stream of income but like the income i need to live my absolute best life
00:59:58.080
possible is very very low because i do not want that much stuff and if i had more income than that
01:00:04.640
i would be doing stuff like trying to disrupt countries or build ai systems or which we're
01:00:09.360
already doing anyway right like i'd just be building cool stuff right like actually this reminds me of
01:00:14.720
one of my ancestors so he was offered a stake in rockefeller's corporation rockefeller said oh do you
01:00:21.360
want like 16 or something i didn't know this which one was this this was the one in pennsylvania
01:00:27.360
who was the crazy inventor who had it so like when you go to his house the gate automatically
01:00:31.520
open and everything like that yeah he said no all he wanted was a private train that he could use
01:00:36.640
whenever he wanted to so he could have his home that was full of like gadgets and inventions
01:00:41.760
and also his private train cart so he could basically travel around the country in an early version of like
01:00:46.160
a live plan basically he didn't want to be around people he just wanted to live a decent life with
01:00:53.440
his family but that's the thing you know but it wasn't just george washington think about you know
01:00:58.160
benjamin franklin or other american founding fathers franklin was a huge extrovert no no no no but think
01:01:04.560
about what he wanted he wanted his nice estate he he focused on his nice estate but or think about the
01:01:10.880
the one from the documentary we were just talking about what's it called we just talked about john
01:01:14.720
adams what did john adams want to do he after he was president he wanted to go back live on his farm
01:01:19.120
and raise his kids right like that's it and it's because you have this intense disdain for all of
01:01:25.120
the luxuries in society so if you ever conquer them what's also interesting though is you see this and we
01:01:30.320
were talking about this last night in orthodox jewish communities like the difference in in sort of
01:01:36.000
standards and that like they they just live modestly and focus on their faith and their families and their
01:01:42.320
community and instead of like oh i'm going to you know acquire a ton of wealth and flashy things and
01:01:48.880
whatnot that's not what it's about at all jews i think it's a completely different thing catholics
01:01:53.200
of course love their fancy things their gold and gems and everything like yeah i love gold
01:02:00.080
the look of it the taste of it and then as we pointed out this religion has the best outfits
01:02:05.920
the best they do have the best outfits they win hands down no no question yeah but if you go into
01:02:11.120
like a think about your classic catholic like mobster house or something like that it's very ornate
01:02:17.040
very over the top lots and lots of showy things but the funny thing about jews is jews are not
01:02:22.480
against overly indulging in in fancy design and stuff like that and art they just i'm being
01:02:30.880
offensive to everyone in this episode so so bear with me as i say this i i am convinced they are
01:02:36.240
completely blind to aesthetic taste something about no they're very sensitive to aesthetic taste it's just
01:02:43.360
bad taste no yes they may have an aesthetic taste that is so distant see i can go to one of these
01:02:51.040
really ostentatious catholic cathedrals or catholic homes like mobster homes or even you know muslim
01:02:57.440
homes or iranian homes and i can be like i am offended and revolted by the opulence on display here
01:03:04.080
but i can see how you could think this is pretty right but typically because we lived in like miami right
01:03:11.120
so i go into like rich jewish homes in miami i'm like this modern art what were you thinking like
01:03:17.600
i cannot even model how somebody could think that this looks good this giant mcmansion makes no sense
01:03:25.040
like the these pieces architecturally do not fit together like what were you and then you go and
01:03:32.720
you know this from jokes about protestant families but protestant families really like buying especially
01:03:37.040
wealthy ones it's like a known thing is you you buy the older house and there's a few things you
01:03:41.440
may put in it to show that you're wealthy like model boats are one thing you see a lot of paintings
01:03:46.400
of cottages i joke about being something you see a lot of but it's otherwise like ships the ships
01:03:53.520
yeah that's what i joke about in the trump song that he's clearly iranian because he has no model
01:03:57.520
ships in his house where are the model ships he has no cottages in his house yeah but that's i think that's it
01:04:05.760
it's when you have everything you want in life do you just want to go back and live on a farm and if
01:04:12.320
you do then there's no reason to ever have a military coup or do you want to take all of the
01:04:18.240
stuff from the wealthiest person in society and live as opulently as possible and idolatry bands
01:04:24.000
make the latter possible yeah or the former possible the question is why don't jews do it then because
01:04:29.680
jews do not have that strict of idolatry bands and i have seen jews be pretty opulent before
01:04:35.200
they're just i i just don't think that they they i think that they do opulence to try to signal
01:04:40.720
that they're rich but they don't desire it in and of itself i guess yeah i'm i'm not quite sure
01:04:47.600
right i'm gonna have to sit on this and think about it i'm really not sure but anyway this was
01:04:53.920
interesting thank you i we haven't gone hard on on islam or muslims so this was
01:04:59.840
i guess yeah the the rampage against everyone continues or or there's a solution to this for
01:05:07.760
muslims if you want islam to have a cultural explosion again what you need to do is extremely
01:05:16.880
tighten your regulations on idolatry to focus on all forms of wealth and excess i thought you were
01:05:23.360
going to say hire christian mercenary groups you can do that i think a combination of both but the
01:05:28.480
the the muslims already do that right yeah japanese or whatever right but yeah use you
01:05:34.400
softbank to manage your money get aaron deal and palantir to or sorry anduril and palantir to
01:05:41.920
manage your your military stuff hire some private mercenary groups but mostly automated honestly but
01:05:48.720
the problem is that i don't i don't i can't think of any muslim doing this because if you're familiar
01:05:53.120
with like what i could totally i'm no because they have to listen because they have to work
01:05:59.040
your own wealth and luxuries that's the first step in imposing this as a cultural wide ban
01:06:05.120
so even if you're like the head of one of the emiratis which one of them is going to be the first
01:06:10.240
to say okay i'm donating all my wealth i'm donating all my stuff i mean two generations ago my family was
01:06:15.760
as wealthy as any of them are and we donated all of our stuff to the either the baptist church or to
01:06:21.760
various what is it various charities really heavily just bled ourselves dry to charities because
01:06:28.640
that was the point of it that was the point of having money in the first place right
01:06:32.080
but and a lot of these and it would be even worse for these muslim countries because
01:06:35.440
there's many celebrations that they have sort of evolved as a culture which are meant to show
01:06:40.320
off to like the people how wealthy the wealthy people in your community are like you go to their
01:06:44.800
house for certain like things during ramadan where like you eat at the wealthy person's house and
01:06:48.960
everybody like eats at the table really quickly and they have the next group in and the next group
01:06:52.480
so they yeah you went to one of these didn't you yeah for like the general public or at least the
01:06:57.680
wealthy people in the general public and this is they wouldn't be able to do that if they tried to
01:07:03.600
operate like protestants did which would be extremely austerely yeah well we'll see if anyone figures that
01:07:10.640
out we often point out i mean this got the puritans who were i think the most protestant of the
01:07:15.280
protestants like ebenezer screws just clearly meant to be one and you know even though he
01:07:20.000
eats slop every day and is extremely frugal he is really disliked by his community because he tries
01:07:27.120
to invest in ways that are sustainable instead of giving money to the family who has the starving
01:07:32.480
tiny tim yet is trying to have a big christmas feast instead of putting that money into tiny tim
01:07:36.800
like a responsible family would be it's their fault he dies it's not scrooge's fault that he didn't
01:07:41.280
give money to you know what i'm gonna crash out about this but it can be done it's not court as
01:07:46.080
long as what it needs in the books idolatry bands it just act on them yeah no totally well i love you
01:08:00.240
okay so i've gotten to a point again where you're a bottleneck in terms of testing and giving me a
01:08:05.760
thumbs up on thumbs down on taking it public okay i actually spent today working on the agent i was
01:08:12.080
so hard at finding new bugs specifically i built out a system that allows the agent to go online
01:08:18.480
like open browsers and interact with browsers and see browsers so now it can issue commands like go
01:08:24.480
to reddit get on reddit post on reddit and i also combined it with a bunch of technology that is meant
01:08:31.200
to get around sites that are trying to detect bots so oh it should be able to if it has like its own
01:08:38.400
account what it was practicing doing is like can it go and try to buy something on amazon or something
01:08:43.040
like that you know obviously there are terms of service violations which is why it's only in an
01:08:47.440
experimental context that we're working on these right now and at the end of the day it's it's it's
01:08:51.520
really the ai models that are doing this not us you know that we don't own these these these models
01:08:58.080
we don't control these models it's yeah they're supposed to be their own identities with their own
01:09:04.400
choices not ours totally so that's it's gonna be a lot of fun but yeah it took me so long to get
01:09:12.800
like the basic site as stable as it is now so i'm glad we're finally there yeah i will i will test it
01:09:18.320
tomorrow then i'm excited for that all right make sure that octavian is still watching bill nye the
01:09:25.200
science guy yep he is i love living in a smart house i love that our house is old but smart that
01:09:33.600
we have like an intercom system and i can play bill nye the science guy videos on the tv downstairs
01:09:41.040
as octavian plays with futuristic army men in our old kitchen yeah very delightful
01:09:52.080
he strides through hallways decked in gold so bright like a sultan's palace glowing day
01:09:59.920
and night marble pillars glimmer echoing his name a persian king or president one and the same
01:10:11.040
he's in the ring drapes plush rugs under each foot a fortress of bling that no one can refute
01:10:23.280
gold leaf on the ceiling mirrors everywhere he's bold he's brash who else would even dare
01:10:31.680
where are the paintings of horses so rare random cottages and frames why aren't they there
01:10:42.480
and where the model ships decked out in their coats we're asking our first persian friends show us those boats
01:10:52.240
like something out of ancient lore or so we state halls paved in splendor shining under the light
01:11:10.000
surprise surprise he's got style though it's quite a sight
01:11:26.080
Grand Tourette's big fountains, exotic mystique
01:11:35.400
Where are the paintings of boats, of horses so rare
01:11:41.540
Random cottages and frames, why aren't they there
01:11:45.260
And where the model ships, decked out in their coats
01:11:51.280
We're asking our first Persian prez, show us those boats
01:12:13.780
Yes, it's gaudy, but hey, it's trumped through and through
01:12:18.580
Where are the paintings of boats, of horses so rare
01:12:23.560
Random cottages and frames, why aren't they there
01:12:27.180
And where the model ships, decked out in their coats
01:12:33.280
Our gilded Persian president, please bring on those boats