Based Camp - June 03, 2025


Targeted Migration Campaigns: Why They Will Make a Comeback


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49 minutes

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191.60205

Word Count

9,514

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792

Misogynist Sentences

14

Hate Speech Sentences

76


Summary

In this episode, we talk about the impact of targeted immigration on the world's population decline, and why it's not just about opening the borders to immigrants. It's about how governments are actively trying to get immigrants to move to their country, and how they're doing it by offering them special privileges and incentives.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hello, Malcolm. I'm so glad to be with you today because we are going to talk about something I
00:00:05.040 found quite intriguing the other day. Picture this. What if countries and cities started fighting
00:00:10.520 over you, offering cash, land, and even your own laws just to get you to move there? From Canada
00:00:16.240 and Mexico luring Mennonites with special privileges to Tulsa, Oklahoma, paying remote
00:00:21.360 workers to relocate. Targeted immigration is actually quietly reshaping the world, and it
00:00:25.860 has been for maybe hundreds of years. Yeah, this is a huge thing. I see many, as fertility collapse
00:00:31.580 is going on, and what a lot of people, you know, misunderstand about fertility collapse is they
00:00:36.620 think it's a problem of warm bodies. It's not a problem of warm bodies. No, this is about getting
00:00:40.440 the people that you want to your country to do certain things. Right. But the whole thing that
00:00:46.280 we need to talk about here is what makes a family or a community so desirable that governments compete
00:00:51.040 to attract them. Like, people don't realize that this isn't just like, oh, we're opening our borders
00:00:55.380 to solve this problem. No, it's, we want Mennonites. We want bougie couples who are dinks.
00:01:02.220 We want... Let's talk about how this problem
00:01:04.200 creates itself, okay? So the problem creates itself. It's uniquely bad now because it is the
00:01:10.900 communities that are more economically productive and the groups that are more economically productive
00:01:14.260 that are undergoing fertility rate collapse the fastest. Yeah. But in a historic context,
00:01:18.920 you also had this problem. Luring one immigrant group into your country was not seen as the
00:01:24.820 same as luring another immigrant group into your country. Some immigrant groups were seen as more
00:01:29.320 desirable because they were more desirable. They created more economic prosperity or did more
00:01:34.600 development than other groups. So let's get into which groups are which. Yeah, absolutely. And well,
00:01:40.540 and how in a post-demographic collapse world, you want your family culture to be such that you
00:01:47.420 basically have your pick of the litter in terms of what country or charter city or techno feudalist empire
00:01:54.880 you go to because you want, you want the keys to the kingdom. You don't want to be that deformed
00:02:01.980 post-apocalyptic family living in the borderlands. Also like this is, I think one thing that's important
00:02:10.560 to talk about before we move forward is we recently had a podcast talking about how Hillary Clinton sort of
00:02:16.700 espoused this idea that, well, it's immigrants who have all the kids and the obvious solution to
00:02:22.040 demographic collapse is immigration. And isn't it so crazy that the Trump administration is deporting
00:02:27.440 people? And then one of our podcast followers tweeted us a report in 2000 by the UN population
00:02:34.000 division. It was, it was titled replacement migration is, is it a solution to declining and aging
00:02:39.320 populations? And this is definitely one of the most common rebuttals that we get to,
00:02:45.000 oh no population decline. And then the answer from so many, mostly uninformed people is,
00:02:51.680 oh, just solve it with immigration. There are many, many, many issues with that. But I do want
00:02:55.980 to point out that even this 2000 report from the UN, which I would say is one of the more bullish
00:03:01.140 groups on like immigration, solving the problem, plus also demographical options in the problem,
00:03:06.840 it's going down slowly. And then they're always wrong with their projections. But basically that
00:03:10.780 report explored the potential role of international immigration and migration and addressing population
00:03:16.320 decline and aging. And the conclusion actually of the report is that while immigration can help
00:03:21.240 mitigate the effects of the trends, the scale of migration required to significantly alter population
00:03:26.400 size and age structure is likely unrealistic and potentially unsustainable. Now that coming from
00:03:31.340 the UN is basically them admitting it's not going to work at all. For them being like, well,
00:03:35.580 it might not, it might not be sustainable to like really solve the problem. It means that it really
00:03:40.340 isn't going to work, but that doesn't mean that countries aren't going to try. And also again,
00:03:45.420 just because this is something that countries have turned to for a long time. And this is what I had
00:03:49.140 no idea about was these like niche examples also have targeted migration. So let's talk about
00:03:55.180 Canada and Mennonites. Okay. Cause I just had no idea about this until yesterday when I started digging
00:04:00.580 into it. So in the 1800s, so this is a long time ago, someone in Canada's government was like those
00:04:08.520 dudes, we want the Mennonites. How do we get these Mennonites? And they made this package of, of special
00:04:15.160 privileges just to attract them. So they actively recruited Mennonites in the 1800s, particularly from
00:04:21.860 Russia, interestingly, by offering what they called it a privilegium, a formal agreement, just like,
00:04:28.360 I mean, really targeted for them. It guaranteed exemption from military service, the right to run
00:04:33.280 private schools, religious freedom, and land grants for settlement. And they were designed both to
00:04:38.340 attract hardworking agricultural settlers to develop Canadian West, which makes sense why like targeted
00:04:43.420 Russian Mennonites. Cause they're like, these, these dudes can handle the cold. They'll be okay.
00:04:49.040 I was looking for a group of people to develop like Canadian agricultural land. Yeah. Russian
00:04:54.260 Mennonites. Yeah. They're like the, the Scottish cows.
00:04:57.520 Oh, sorry. People don't know what the Mennonites are. It's like a, they're Anabaptist, which means
00:05:01.940 they're related to the Amish. They're basically Amish. They're, they're slightly less strict than
00:05:06.460 the Amish. So depending on the Mennonite group and a lot of the groups that I've been looking at
00:05:10.760 recently are much more conservative, almost Amish like in, in, in how strict they are, but you're more
00:05:16.800 likely to see Mennonites owning cars, some select machinery. Like they're, I think they're more
00:05:21.660 consequentialist than deontological when it comes to Anabaptism where they're like, all right,
00:05:26.780 like this machine actually isn't that worldly. It's just helping me do my job.
00:05:30.780 So I'm going to be okay with it. But anyway, the, the long-term impact and changes of this,
00:05:36.440 it's interesting over time. So a bunch of, a bunch of Mennonites came over to Canada and there
00:05:41.000 still are a lot of Mennonites in Canada. But then over time, Canada started to erode these privileges,
00:05:48.120 like especially concerning private education, which also was a problem with indigenous populations,
00:05:53.280 but no one talks about Canada and their immigrant populations. Those also had some rights to private
00:05:59.340 education eroded. So I think that's also interesting that Canada was equal opportunity and it's taking
00:06:05.140 children and trying to homogenize them. So no, I think they basically betrayed their Mennonite
00:06:10.140 population. They totally did, which led to significant Mennonite immigration from Canada to Mexico and South
00:06:15.040 America in the 1920s. Also during World War I, anti-German sentiment led to a temporary ban on
00:06:20.860 Mennonite immigration. So Canada just got like super mean Mennonites, but the original privilegium
00:06:27.540 that like set of, of that 1873 set of privileges that they used to target Russian Mennonites remained
00:06:34.760 a touchstone for Mennonite claims to conscientious objector status during both world wars. So they
00:06:39.940 still got to use parts of it, just not all of it. And this, I just want to highlight for later
00:06:44.600 discussion, as we talk about what you need to be, to be a desirable population and have the keys to the
00:06:49.560 kingdom, is that you also have to be prepared for an erosion of promises made. And this is a thing
00:06:56.100 that's just going to come up again and again. So let's not, but now, okay, it's the 1920s, right?
00:07:00.240 Canada's being a dick to the Mennonites. Where do they go? Well, Latin America is like, oh, so these
00:07:05.960 guys develop land and are productive and they, they, you know, produce good agricultural goods. Like
00:07:11.520 I want them. So they started offering privilegium and Mexico was one of the first to really get on the
00:07:16.720 bandwagon. And also like the Mennonites didn't have to go as far to get there. So like Mexico was a
00:07:21.660 really popular first destination for them and a ton of Mennonites settled there. So Mexico's offer
00:07:26.940 of state finance migration, which was kind of how like some AIs were describing it to me. And I'm
00:07:31.060 like, well, what is state finance migration? The, the offer of state finance migration to Mennonites
00:07:35.860 in the 1920s was not direct financial support in the form of cash payments or government funded travel,
00:07:40.400 but rather a comprehensive package of incentives and privileges designed to attract and facilitate
00:07:44.780 Mennonite settlement. Here's how the Mexican government supported Mennonite migration.
00:07:49.200 So one, they offered land access and sales at very favorable terms. So they're like,
00:07:54.300 you know, here's this big tract of land. Like it's yours. We're going to make it easy. We're not
00:07:58.140 going to, I mean, because buying land in foreign countries can be very difficult. I just want to
00:08:02.660 lay that out there. So the Mexican government agreed to sell large tracts of land to Mennonite
00:08:07.100 settlers at very reasonable prices. And specifically in Northern states of Chihuahua and Durango,
00:08:11.580 which is where you'll still see some of these populations. And that's because these were
00:08:16.040 actually at the time, and we're talking 1920s, suffering from economic and demographic decline.
00:08:23.500 Really? Well, the 1920s did have a major demographic issue that we talked about before that was only
00:08:28.780 really solved by the baby boom, which seems to have mostly been a result of improving medical
00:08:33.420 technology. Yeah. And well, this, this specific one, especially in those regions was resulting from
00:08:36.820 the Mexican revolution, but still like, also this is just to be clear, countries experiencing
00:08:42.040 demographic decline and economic decline in regions or even universally is not a new concept.
00:08:47.740 And immigration is like the first thing where you're like, oh, let's just import the problem.
00:08:52.360 Like we'll import a solution, but then you just similar. Yeah. Go ahead.
00:08:56.660 Mennonites are an action. If you're going to import a group to like develop a region,
00:09:00.960 Mennonites are a great group to import because they are pathologically pacifistic. While they
00:09:07.520 will not acculturate into your culture, they also will not prey on your culture and attempt to take
00:09:12.800 converts. Yeah. They are a group that is pacifist that won't seek converts and will just grow and
00:09:18.300 develop land and contribute economically. I won't seek converts. Yeah. For the most part,
00:09:22.440 we'll get into that. We'll get into one instance in which they did convert.
00:09:25.240 Two. Well, two, two. So yeah, but so Canada, sorry, Mexico, similar to Canada also offered
00:09:31.500 the legal and social privileges that Mennonites really need to be able to settle somewhere.
00:09:36.060 So through a formal agreement with president Alvaro, sorry, Alvaro Obregon, Mennonites were
00:09:42.220 granted exemption from military service, very important freedom to operate in their own schools
00:09:46.320 and teach their own language, full religious liberty, the right to dispose of property as they wished
00:09:51.640 and no taxes for 100 years. There's some speculation about it, but that's a freaking huge
00:09:58.920 draw. Wait, no taxes for 100 years for Mennonites?
00:10:03.840 Yeah. Yeah. And I have three citations on that. I can give them to you if you want. Like this,
00:10:07.620 there's, this is documented. There, there is, there's, this is according to some accounts,
00:10:11.920 but I mean, I bet that, I mean, at least some government officials were like, yeah, don't worry
00:10:15.200 about it. Just don't, don't pay taxes. There's such insular communities that I could see like
00:10:18.840 them. Yeah. Let me guess. They like immediately went back on that after like a few decades.
00:10:24.280 Maybe. So here's another important thing though, is the government also provided military and police
00:10:29.860 protection for Mennonite colonies when conflicts arose with local populations and bandits. So when
00:10:36.260 they first came over in the 1920s, despite the Mennonites being pacifist, because they were going to
00:10:42.240 fairly like wild west regions, they even got protection from the government. And that's pretty
00:10:47.260 big too. I mean, that's a, that's a wonderful privilege, but we'll see how that, how that ended
00:10:51.080 up. Beyond that though, they had a political. In rural Mexico, not well. I mean, you know,
00:10:57.180 but officials at both the local and federal levels often intervene to resolve land disputes in favor
00:11:01.740 of Mennonites, sometimes using force to remove other claimants from lands that were purchased by
00:11:05.980 Mennonites. So this is like, they were really going above and beyond to be like, nah, man, these dudes are
00:11:11.340 going to like actually do something productive with this land. It's theirs. You are out. And this is their
00:11:16.920 own citizens. So this is this, I think this is a really good illustration of how far a company's
00:11:24.280 or sorry, a country or company that becomes a nation's stakeholder will be a wingman for you.
00:11:29.860 If they think that you are desirable, like screw their citizens, they'll take you. And there's
00:11:35.800 historical precedent for that. And then the government also viewed Mennonite agricultural
00:11:40.020 expertise as a means to boost regional food production and economic stability. So they prioritize
00:11:44.600 their settlement as part of broader national development goals. So that helps to explain why
00:11:49.920 they did that. But so, I mean, as you can imagine, the primary reason why this like kind of unraveled
00:11:56.340 in Mexico was that there's just like this explosion in gang violence in Mexico. So from 2012 to 2017
00:12:05.060 alone, an estimated 30,000 Mexican Mennonites relocated just to Canada. But a bunch of Mennonites
00:12:11.820 also have emigrated from northern Mexico to safer regions within the country, such as Campeche
00:12:17.140 or abroad to countries like Belize, Paraguay, Argentina and Bolivia. And the reason I fell down
00:12:24.300 this rabbit hole in the first place was I watched this documentary on a Mennonite community that was
00:12:30.160 quite conservative in northern Argentina. And I'm like, how the hell did these low Dutch speaking
00:12:36.760 Mennonites who are clearly like a Polish origin in northern Argentina? I just like it was so confusing
00:12:46.720 to me. But now it all makes sense. And a bunch of these countries did the same thing in trying to
00:12:53.500 attract Mennonites. So like, oh, those dudes. Hold on, hold on. So now they come over from Canada,
00:12:59.320 then they go to Mexico, then they go to Argentina. Yeah, yeah. And like, and so like,
00:13:03.340 and again, like, so Argentina, Paraguay, Mexico, Bolivia and Belize, all of them offered land
00:13:08.560 grants. All of them offered military exemption, though in Argentina, that's just informal. All of
00:13:13.280 them offered educational autonomy. And all of them except for Argentina offered formal privilegium.
00:13:19.440 So the same thing that Canada started in the 1870s. So while there's there's no formal deal in
00:13:25.780 Argentina, like basically off the books, they're totally autonomous. In Paraguay, they have more of a
00:13:31.720 kind of sovereign state thing. They have embedded sovereignty, as it's explained.
00:13:38.020 That's fascinating.
00:13:39.120 Yeah. And so they're basically like the
00:13:41.220 They're basically a charter city.
00:13:42.340 The Prospera. Yeah, they're a charter city.
00:13:44.780 Mennonite Prospera.
00:13:46.080 Yeah, Mennonite Prospera. And in Mexico, they had all those privileges, which are now eroding,
00:13:51.300 because basically the state can't even take care of its gang problem. But in Bolivia,
00:13:55.200 they have large land holdings. And in Belize, they have lots of formal agreements. But here's what
00:13:59.500 blew my mind. Because I was like, okay, so I guess all the Mennonites now live mostly
00:14:03.720 in South America. But that's not actually true.
00:14:07.780 No, actually, the two biggest, out of the top three Mennonite countries, two of them are
00:14:13.800 in Africa.
00:14:14.560 Yes, this blew my mind. So for very similar reasons to why South America was like, yeah,
00:14:20.540 move down here. The Democratic Republic of the Congo and Ethiopia were both like,
00:14:25.460 in response to the interests of some Mennonite missionaries. Like, sure, come here as long as
00:14:33.160 you develop infrastructure. We could use it. Very Belt and Road. Like, fine, come here. Like,
00:14:37.780 I'm not going to do anything for you. But like, if you're going to build something, fine.
00:14:41.160 What happened, though, was like, among the local population, a version of Anabaptism just kind of
00:14:48.600 took off. And I thought, so I googled, like, Mennonite community, Ethiopia. I was expecting
00:14:54.160 to see, like, you know, Ethiopian families in straw hats and, you know. Because honestly,
00:15:00.880 like, the reason I clicked on the Argentinian Mennonite video on YouTube was the hats these
00:15:05.440 girls wear are high fashion. They're couture. They look just so great. Like, white ribbon.
00:15:10.340 I'm just, it was everything.
00:15:10.980 Okay, hold on. I'll look this up. Argentinian Mennonite.
00:15:13.140 I was, I was here for it. At least in this one documentary. It's just like, this one community
00:15:17.140 really just, like, nailed it. Chef's kiss. Kind of, kind of wear. But yeah, it's, they more just
00:15:23.460 wear, I would say. Oh my god, these hats are awesome. I know, right? I know. I'm like.
00:15:29.560 They're really good at hats. Yeah. They say, they say they are not a proud people. Me think
00:15:36.000 they dress with a little too much pride. Yeah, actually, I was watching another Mennonite
00:15:40.220 on a YouTube video today talking about like permitted fabrics and clothing, like stuff
00:15:44.860 that her mom would be cool with her getting and stuff that her mom would get mad about
00:15:47.940 her getting. I love that everything was like filtered, not through like, this is what my
00:15:51.500 culture says. It's like what her mom would have let her buy. But she was, she introduced
00:15:55.080 the concept of something being fancy. And something that was fancy was too worldly. But those hats
00:15:59.960 are fancy. Yeah, they don't, that's far too fancy. Yeah, they're extreme. But oh, they're so
00:16:05.980 good. Anyway, the Ethiopian Mennonite communities and the Democratic Republic of the
00:16:10.200 the Congo, they're they look much more like other Congolese from their country. Yeah,
00:16:15.520 they just like but but coordinated coordinated Congolese, you know, like coordinated and that
00:16:19.960 like family photo ready, you know, like, so really pretty good. But anyway, yeah, Democratic
00:16:24.920 Republic of the Congo 235,000 Mennonites, Ethiopia 224,000 Mennonites. Now the United States has more
00:16:33.760 with over 390 Mennonites. And then Canada has over 137 because they just screwed the pooch India. And I
00:16:41.360 haven't looked into this, I need to figure out what's going on here nearly 150. So 150,000. So
00:16:46.240 that's more than Canada. And then in Paraguay, 33k Mexico 32k Bolivia 25k Brazil 12k. So like,
00:16:55.280 it's really not that much in Latin America. But I think that just considering how difficult it is
00:17:00.320 to migrate, like just the incentives, it's pretty impressive. So I just like that actually the
00:17:08.560 Indian Mennonites, the dress like pretty, like traditional Indians, I guess. Oh, do they?
00:17:13.600 They are Indians. Oh, oh, like, like Ethiopian and whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I see the thing is,
00:17:20.300 like, if I was converting to become a Mennonite, like 80% of it would be for the fashion. Yeah,
00:17:25.000 I'd be like, come on, what are you doing? You're not a Mennonite. You'd like you're missing
00:17:28.480 the point. It's a sartorial choice. Whatever. You do you, I guess, you know. But I guess I can
00:17:35.520 also see, like, the point isn't the particular style of clothing. It's that it is traditional
00:17:40.640 clothing. So I mean, I get it. You know, don't be worldly. And it would be fancy to wear foreign
00:17:46.960 clothing that is cool. So it is un-anabeptist to do that. And I am just being sacrilegious. And this
00:17:55.040 is why we're techno-puritans. Yeah, we're techno-puritans. We're gonna, our religion's
00:17:59.280 gonna spread. It's gonna be the best. It's the best religion. If you haven't checked it out.
00:18:02.240 It's the best. Everyone knows it. So this, this, this brings an end to our Mennonite
00:18:08.800 soliloquy. We, we are now going to discuss basically places doing this in modern times,
00:18:14.240 aside from just like Argentina and, and, you know, these people trying to siphon off the,
00:18:18.080 the Mexican refugees from, you know, the failure of Mexico to protect their precious Mennonite
00:18:24.080 population. There, there is still lots of targeted immigration happening or like targeted
00:18:30.640 recruiting attempts happening on behalf of, of countries. And the funny thing is Malcolm,
00:18:34.880 you and I have been directly involved with two of them in terms of applying and being interested.
00:18:39.920 Oh, really? Oh yeah. Yeah. We have actually the one in Chile.
00:18:43.120 That's right. Yeah. So Chile startup program, it specifically targets tech entrepreneurs and
00:18:47.840 digital nomads, and it offers startup funding in a streamlined visa process to build the company's
00:18:53.520 reputation as a tech hub. And we actively applied to that. I don't know if we got in,
00:18:57.200 I think we might've gotten in, but I refuse to get it. I refuse to go. Was that it?
00:19:00.800 Well, we got in, but we had gotten some other opportunity and it just wasn't that much money
00:19:05.120 and worth going because we would have to relocate to Chile for a while. And you were like, it's not
00:19:09.520 worth it for the money they're giving us. Yeah. I was like, no Chile, you're not. And then we ended
00:19:13.200 up in Peru. I didn't want to go to South America at all, but like, no, the future police, the agents
00:19:19.760 of Providence wanted me there. You're going to South America, lady. I don't care that you didn't
00:19:23.680 want to take that money. Also, Ireland and England have programs to attract teachers,
00:19:29.280 remote workers, graduates with financial incentives and relocation payments. So they've done it to
00:19:33.600 not as much. I also recall speaking of English people, France really catching a lot of heat from
00:19:40.480 its own citizens for changing its tax law to attract like billionaires from England. Do you remember
00:19:46.000 that? Yeah. They were mad, but absolutely. Like this again is targeted. It's like, what can we
00:19:52.800 shift? What incentive will only draw in the desirable population? And as we saw with Mexico's
00:19:59.280 alleged promise of no taxes for a hundred years, which I love, that one of the ways is to be like,
00:20:06.400 oh, for this tax bracket, oh, this population, no taxes. So I think that's interesting. And then,
00:20:12.640 so what's the other program that we, the, the other targeted immigration program that we,
00:20:17.840 we flirted with? Oh, it was the Singapore we were recently looking at was a biology company.
00:20:23.360 That's different. That's, that's, I didn't. Yeah. I mean, that, that is, I would say
00:20:27.840 a really good example of, and he's, he's, he's referring to what is it called? Network school
00:20:33.280 or network university? Apologies. We're in the process of applying. I haven't done the test
00:20:37.120 yet. Cause they want me to do it like an IQ test. Yeah. Which I, I'm like, I'm a genius.
00:20:41.440 I don't need to do an IQ test. Just take my word for it. They're going to be like,
00:20:44.320 who is this potato named Simone that is attempted to not? I'm just going to try any math questions.
00:20:49.840 I'm like, come on guys. Just, yeah. I finished one of them. I'm just very like,
00:20:54.160 I'm with a pet. They, they, they don't. Yeah. Anyway, people, people, someone commented on one
00:21:00.240 of our recent videos that I'm very smart. They don't realize they said that they said that Simone's
00:21:05.600 smart. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm sorry to tell you this. My wife is basically retarded. Yeah.
00:21:10.640 I don't think basically, I think, I think retard is the, this is, this is why it's not even offensive
00:21:17.040 for us to use the term. Yeah. It's, it's okay for me to say it because my wife is a retard.
00:21:22.320 I am. I'm a retard. It's true. I can't even open doors. Malcolm knows this all too well.
00:21:29.280 And that is why every morning I wake up and I just look at her and I'm like,
00:21:34.880 and I'm like, get out of bed. You're disgusting retard and, and make me my effing money and then
00:21:41.920 make me dinner and care for my kids. Cause that's what retards do. This is why she stays married to me
00:21:50.560 because I've been able to train her into believing she's a retard. It's called, let's see. I just
00:21:55.520 want to make sure I get the, the name of it. Bology's Island. It's network. My question for you
00:22:02.480 is what's this other one that we applied to? Cause I don't remember. Yeah. Networks anyway,
00:22:05.680 but no, I, I just, I do want to highlight the fact that, that Bology is trying to build this network
00:22:10.720 school on this Island adjacent to Singapore. And what I think is kind of a charter city. I'm not
00:22:16.240 part of the Belt and Road initiative. Is it, but like, it, it feels very much like what I expect
00:22:21.200 this to look like in the future, which is these techno feudal charter cities where you have
00:22:26.320 specifically not like a collection of investors or, or an incorporation even, but like, maybe you have
00:22:32.800 those, but like, they're led by a figurehead like Bology, like a sort of Jesus-like figure.
00:22:37.120 Yeah. I could see Andrew Tate have one. I could see Jordan Peterson have one. I could see Elon
00:22:43.200 Musk have one. I mean, you and I will have one. That'd be pretty cool. We have our Tundra one in
00:22:49.280 the far North or subterranean Tundra charter city. Make it miserable to live in. Just called Frostpunk.
00:22:56.080 We just, yeah, we just don't even get creative with it. But no, so like, I think it's really exciting
00:23:02.320 to see that we're, this is already here. They were already starting to see targeted immigration.
00:23:07.120 And to your point, right. We're just talking about how we applied to network school. And in addition to
00:23:12.000 like submitting a pitch deck related to our startup, what's the other one we applied to?
00:23:16.240 You said we'll tell you after we talk about this. So after, after doing that, the next stage of the
00:23:21.280 application was literally taking an online IQ test with like the shape rotator questions and the
00:23:26.080 vocabulary questions and the math questions. So that is like, this is, they are only targeting
00:23:32.960 top tier intellect that is also entrepreneurial. Like there's a very targeted population here. And if you
00:23:38.960 are mid or a retard, like me, you're going to get kicked out. Like you're not going to be accepted.
00:23:43.040 And this again, is this very targeted immigration. So tag this in your mind, as you think about how do
00:23:46.960 I cultivate a population that has the keys of the kingdom? Anyway, the final one that you're,
00:23:51.360 you're forgetting about. And I think this is also important because this is an example of
00:23:55.440 a contemporary that has been around for a decent amount of time. Now, private family led
00:24:00.240 targeted immigration program, not to a country, not to a broad region or a state,
00:24:07.360 but literally just to a city. Tell me you're not remembering this.
00:24:10.800 Oh, Tulsa. Yeah, you're right. Tulsa. Yeah. So they have, there's the Tulsa remote program.
00:24:14.720 It offers 10,000 racist. Well, we can talk about that, but they offer 10,000 as a grant to eligible
00:24:21.280 individuals, only targeted people who are willing to relocate to the city and work remotely from there.
00:24:26.480 The program is designed to attract remote workers from outside of Oklahoma and help reverse population
00:24:30.880 decline and brain drain by bringing in talented professionals. So what they're really looking
00:24:34.720 for is like bougie dinks to go and live there. And everything is framed around DEI. Everything
00:24:40.880 is framed around. That's what really turned us off. Yeah. We're like, wait, so you want us to come
00:24:44.640 here, but then be second class citizens. And like, no, they made it very clear. If you're white in Tulsa,
00:24:50.960 you are a second class citizen. Yeah. That is what like, also they, they did a lot of things
00:24:56.400 that felt very futuristic to attract families. Like you get like free access to this really
00:25:02.240 nice coworking space. There are these like, you know, bougie dink apartments that you can move to.
00:25:08.160 They set us up in this gorgeous, cute boutique hotel that was all automated when we stayed
00:25:12.880 that overlooked this beautiful park. It was right next to this. Oh my God. I was pregnant at the time.
00:25:19.040 So they had this amazing Mexican restaurant and you know how I'm always craving enchiladas. I can't even.
00:25:23.600 Yeah. And they also have the most
00:25:28.000 utopian futuristic over the top park that is like, I've never seen a park like this anywhere
00:25:35.760 in the world. And we've been to a lot of incredible parks, but this park was like,
00:25:39.440 am I in a sci-fi right now? Like what is going on here? And it was all developed by this one really
00:25:43.760 wealthy family that also is behind the Tulsa remote program. That's just like, we're going to make Tulsa
00:25:47.520 great again. And we're going to do this. But again, this is, I think this is very
00:25:51.840 similar to what we're going to see in the future is these powerful families, these powerful people,
00:25:56.640 these groups, these syndicates building city states and saying, this is my land. This is my kingdom.
00:26:02.720 This is my fiefdom. I want, I want the right kind of people. And I'm going to, I'm going to be very
00:26:06.880 generous to them if they come and I'm going to attract them with all sorts of treats.
00:26:10.800 So they will be charter cities. They will be network states. They will maybe like you say,
00:26:16.880 you know, leverage countries programs like belt and road or other like charter city legislation.
00:26:22.640 And there's obviously like plenty of examples of these now, but they're getting off to a rocky
00:26:27.280 start. And that rocky start is really helpful in enabling families to know what they can depend on
00:26:32.480 in the future as an attractive family and where they need to also protect themselves and sort of like
00:26:37.040 always make sure they have their backs on something. So consider for example, Prospera
00:26:41.360 and in Honduras, right? They are a charter city and they have tax autonomy, labor autonomy,
00:26:48.320 legal autonomy, and regulatory autonomy, which is why tons of cool medical experimentation is
00:26:52.640 taking place there. Anything from gene therapy to getting a chip inserted into your wrist that can
00:26:58.560 open up your Tesla. That's just super fun. I just love it. It's so cool. But the problem is that
00:27:04.800 when there was a regime change in Honduras, the next president who was super socialist was like,
00:27:10.720 oh, I want to undo this. And so there's, there's all this, like, who knows if, like,
00:27:15.360 I think now Prospera is suing Honduras for like three times its GDP or like some, some insane amount.
00:27:22.880 Cause they're like, you broke your promise, but like, who knows how that's going to go. And that is a
00:27:26.480 problem is you have to feel confident that whatever you're setting up, isn't just going to be like
00:27:36.400 kneecapped by.
00:27:37.040 That's why you should not set it. Like, I would not set this up in Latin America. I would set this up
00:27:42.160 100% in a Northern European country.
00:27:45.520 Maybe. So I want to hear your thoughts on, on another charter city. We really haven't engaged
00:27:49.360 with much intellectually or logistically. I don't think we know anyone involved.
00:27:52.480 Is there's the Dubai International Financial Center in the UAE. They're a financial free zone.
00:27:57.600 So they have their own commercial law. They have their own courts and their own regulation.
00:28:01.200 It's just sort of like this different kind of thing. What are your, what are your thoughts on
00:28:05.520 like the Middle East or something like this? Do you just think you're too
00:28:08.960 in-group favoring?
00:28:11.360 They are too in-group favoring and I wouldn't want to live there and I wouldn't trust it. Like
00:28:15.520 if I was going to, the, the place that we looked at doing this, which has been leaked is the Isle of
00:28:20.080 Man. You know, like that's a great place to say they're dealing with a major brain drain.
00:28:24.400 They have a degree of autonomy. They're not in the EU, but they're near all of that.
00:28:28.640 So people could easily migrate.
00:28:30.000 It would be amazing. The Isle of Man would be amazing.
00:28:32.000 Plus it's our kind of weather.
00:28:33.040 Yeah.
00:28:34.000 Kind of cool.
00:28:35.120 And then what's that, that one that Arya Babu wanted to target.
00:28:37.840 That was a small island between the UK and French.
00:28:39.760 Sark.
00:28:40.240 Yeah.
00:28:40.720 Yeah.
00:28:40.880 Sark or the Isle of Man is where I would be.
00:28:42.800 Dreamy. Dreamy.
00:28:43.680 I mean, I would work about like worry about Sark and severe weather.
00:28:46.400 Isle of Man has the same problem, but like, no, totally in favor of those.
00:28:49.760 I think another good example of like cautionary tales is Hong Kong because they had their own
00:28:54.480 legal and economic and immigration systems, but China's like, yeah, then there's, I think this is
00:29:01.120 a really great example is the, the special economic zone that was shut up, set up, shut up.
00:29:06.640 That was set up in Shenzhen in China that just revolutionized China.
00:29:11.760 And it's, it's, it's hard.
00:29:14.800 So they, they offered regulatory and economic freedoms, but they did things that only China
00:29:19.280 could do.
00:29:20.640 I'm probably going to flub my attempt to very succinctly summarize this, but it used to be
00:29:26.240 before this zone was set up that people couldn't just up and move from their local villages to work
00:29:31.840 anywhere.
00:29:32.880 And what changed with Shenzhen is it suddenly they were allowed to go work there.
00:29:37.200 And if this enabled this massive floating working population that would sweep into Shenzhen
00:29:43.200 and work and often like live in company towns, but on a sort of migrant labor basis.
00:29:49.360 So their kids would stay at home with their parents and they would just work it to the
00:29:55.280 point of, as we know from like the Foxconn suicide nets and everything, they'd work to the point of
00:30:00.080 like their minds breaking, but make a ton of money that they would never make it home in their local
00:30:04.960 village and go home every year for New Year's.
00:30:08.160 And then eventually just go home to their families and like survive, you know, like go back to life.
00:30:14.640 But it enabled these huge like labor to sort of slosh around and respond to demand.
00:30:20.320 And I think it's really interesting.
00:30:21.760 It's an example of China using targeted immigration in its own way to sort of get
00:30:26.800 value out of a population that wasn't really valuable to it before, because they were basically
00:30:31.520 taking subsistence farmers and subsistence families and turning them into slaves.
00:30:37.520 Yeah. Like the, the, the force that enabled sort of Apple to, to become Apple, but also Apple
00:30:44.080 to make China into the industrial powerhouse that it became during that period.
00:30:49.280 And if you're interested in this, I think there's this author that wrote about how
00:30:53.200 Apple and China sort of rose together.
00:30:55.840 He recently played the Chinese people.
00:30:58.080 I mean, kind of. Yeah. And then also there's gone from the region, even though they should
00:31:03.360 have a long time ago due to, you know, risks and they're, and they're freaking out over
00:31:07.520 Trump's tariffs and everything. They don't have a plan. And everyone told them, get out of China,
00:31:11.680 get out of China, get out of China, get out of China, get out of China, get out of China.
00:31:13.840 And they're trying. And, and apparently the, the, the journalist who wrote this book
00:31:17.120 upon interviewing many people actively working at Apple, he thinks they're delusional,
00:31:22.720 but Apple is actively trying to shift a ton of its production now to India.
00:31:26.560 Um, and while he thinks that they're, they are being way overly optimistic about how
00:31:32.480 quickly they can shift over, they are very intent on shifting away.
00:31:39.680 India is our friend. China is not.
00:31:42.640 I know. And they're trying, I'm just saying they're trying, Malcolm. So give them some credit.
00:31:47.520 Not that we are huge Apple stands. I mean, I freaking love my mouth.
00:31:50.720 Whatever. Let Apple crumble. Right. But no, but I mean, I think America should,
00:31:54.080 it should always try to be growing ties with India and India should work to drop its stupid
00:31:59.760 neutrality thing.
00:32:00.880 Neutrality thing.
00:32:02.400 India is obsessed with trying to be neutral in global power.
00:32:07.520 China's right there. What do you want them to do?
00:32:11.120 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They, they, they, I mean, they're anti China and neutral.
00:32:15.040 Like for example, they bought a ton of Russian oil during the Ukraine conflict.
00:32:18.560 Right. Like they, they need the oil during the, during the communists versus capitalists
00:32:24.400 saying of the, the, the, the, that period, they never really became a client of the U.S.
00:32:29.280 They always tried to play the U.S. and the USSR off each other.
00:32:32.400 And while it sounds smart, look at where you are now, India, it clearly hasn't worked out for you.
00:32:38.160 You know, choose a side America will work with you and China will turn you.
00:32:44.880 Well, it's not great what China does to the people who tried to befriend China.
00:32:49.840 I mean, yeah.
00:32:52.640 Anyway, these, these are just some of the examples, but I think we're going to see a lot more of this.
00:32:56.720 So as demographic collapse plays out, even though immigration is not the answer,
00:33:02.000 people are totally going to turn to immigration and we should be exploiting that to our advantage.
00:33:06.800 So how do you become an it girl population?
00:33:10.480 How do you become an it girl population?
00:33:12.800 How do you become that girl?
00:33:14.400 Well, I think the big things is create jobs, generate tax revenue by making money,
00:33:20.000 buy from the local economy, build infrastructure and produce useful products like agriculture,
00:33:24.960 like develop the area.
00:33:26.640 And I think, you know, doing things like that would be great.
00:33:29.500 That's why we're so obsessed with building a no holds barred medical research community
00:33:33.700 that brings in medical tourism, that brings in academic researchers, that sort of becomes
00:33:38.100 this essential place for the wealthy and resourced to get experimental medical procedures
00:33:43.780 that they can't get anywhere else that fosters academic research.
00:33:47.540 But I mean, there are lots of different specialties you can have that do that.
00:33:50.820 And also just becoming entrepreneurial and knowing how to generate tax revenue and both contribute
00:33:56.740 to and hire from the local economy.
00:33:58.500 I mean, like, obviously, one way to generate tax revenue is to make money yourself.
00:34:02.660 But another way to generate tax revenue is to bring jobs to a population, you know, sort
00:34:07.940 of have this like, if you build your fiefdom, and then there's these villages around you that
00:34:11.860 are that are selling to you and buying from you, then, you know, the country benefits even
00:34:16.180 more or the larger area that's attracting you benefits you even more.
00:34:20.180 So I think that's a really big thing.
00:34:21.940 But it's not just about being attractive.
00:34:24.020 And I think this is an equally important part of this equation that people need to be looking
00:34:27.540 at and talking about that they're not talking about, which is, what do you do when there's
00:34:32.980 a regime change?
00:34:34.180 What do you do about your personal safety?
00:34:36.420 And what do you do when these countries can no longer handle basic things like not only
00:34:40.580 security, but also maintaining infrastructure?
00:34:42.980 Well, I mean, look at what's happening in Peru right now.
00:34:45.540 People are like Amish and Mennonites are destroying the Peruvian Amazon and stuff like that, right?
00:34:50.180 Like the deforestation claims and stuff, right?
00:34:55.860 Like, yeah, if you let the wokes get too much power, you got to run again.
00:35:00.260 Yeah, it's yeah.
00:35:01.380 And you see, you want to you want to choose.
00:35:04.020 So I don't know how much you can choose or predict the continued friendliness of an area.
00:35:11.700 Probably the the more isolated you are in an area and the less desirable that area is going to
00:35:16.660 be like we've always had this theory that if we were going to build a fiefdom or a city
00:35:22.340 state or a charter city, it would be somewhere that's not desirable, that isn't going to be
00:35:28.020 where suddenly people like, OK, now it's mine.
00:35:29.860 You've developed it.
00:35:30.660 Now I'm going to take it.
00:35:31.460 I mean, that's why you're looking at Sark in the Isle of Man.
00:35:34.260 These are areas where you can actually do a degree of farming, but it requires technological
00:35:39.540 intervention.
00:35:40.100 Yeah.
00:35:40.420 And they're not like oil rich.
00:35:41.620 They're not they're not, you know, they're there are not huge reasons why people are
00:35:45.460 going to want to go there for natural resources.
00:35:48.020 So that's I think that's also really important.
00:35:50.020 I'm surrounded by unstable governments that are going to change their mind in a day.
00:35:53.300 They're also more defensible.
00:35:54.340 You're less likely to have like roving gangs because they are literal islands.
00:35:58.660 So the island part is good, though.
00:36:00.340 I think I like even more.
00:36:02.820 I mean, Canada's is attractive in so far as aside from maybe interest in oil or logging,
00:36:10.260 like there's just not that much.
00:36:13.620 You know, desire to to settle there, I think, but I think a lot of it is if you can control
00:36:21.060 your own energy production and defense, you are in a much better position than just a
00:36:27.140 group that happens to be very economically productive.
00:36:29.780 Does that make sense?
00:36:30.900 Oh, no, no, I completely agree.
00:36:32.180 You've got to eventually get to energy production and defense.
00:36:35.780 Well, and I'm hoping that small scale nuclear just becomes a thing.
00:36:38.820 And so just, you know, well, your compound is going to have its little
00:36:42.660 reactor and you're fine.
00:36:44.420 You don't need to depend on.
00:36:47.780 Yeah, I agree.
00:36:48.500 And I think when we look someday, we will turn our eyes again to investing in companies and
00:36:53.540 technologies that enable sovereignty from a technological standpoint.
00:36:57.860 So like AI systems or other systems that enable any independent group that decides to organize
00:37:04.020 and settle land to like with a lot of help, like maybe with the help of drones and a couple of
00:37:10.020 types of robots and a bunch of AI, like sort of preloaded to help to set this up like a kit to set up
00:37:16.340 small scale nuclear septic systems, like a well insulated settlements, maybe connected by tunnels
00:37:23.540 of things like that, that like just will work pretty much anywhere.
00:37:27.060 And then some permaculture that works with the local environment.
00:37:29.940 Like I really want to invest in technologies like this because as much as I appreciate what AI
00:37:35.940 doomers are attempting to do to like prevent things from happening.
00:37:39.460 Like the more we can enable people to live off the grid successfully in communities and be
00:37:45.700 independent and take care of each other, the more I think humanitarian crisis.
00:37:50.180 We're going to be able to build in safety.
00:37:51.220 Yeah.
00:37:51.620 Yeah.
00:37:52.020 So I think that's really important.
00:37:53.860 I'm so excited you brought this to everyone's attention, Simone.
00:37:56.740 This is a fascinating topic because it did you read about where this was happening in Korea,
00:38:02.180 by the way, because I had mentioned that in Korea, they're doing this a lot more.
00:38:05.140 Where?
00:38:06.180 Oh, no.
00:38:06.580 So one of the phenomenons in Korea is they keep doing these programs to try to get people
00:38:11.460 to new regions because obviously they have this massive depopulation.
00:38:14.020 Oh, no, yeah.
00:38:14.900 No, no.
00:38:15.140 This is also happening in Italy, Greece, Switzerland, but this is for like internal citizens.
00:38:20.020 So it's less interesting to me.
00:38:21.940 Yeah.
00:38:22.260 Yeah.
00:38:22.500 Where they'll change what they're offering people to get them to move to a new part of
00:38:26.020 Korea and then everybody moves there and then they'll change what they're offering again.
00:38:30.020 And then all the people who just moved to the new region moved to wherever the best.
00:38:32.820 Oh, so it's, it's, it's as if we, as a couple had like done startup Chile, but then we moved
00:38:38.740 to Tulsa, Oklahoma, but then stayed there for the requisite year and then moved to like somewhere.
00:38:43.940 Yeah.
00:38:44.180 Just wherever else.
00:38:44.980 Just being whoever is offering the best benefits.
00:38:47.140 Just incentive chasers.
00:38:48.260 Yeah.
00:38:48.660 And I, but I bet there will be those like just sort of, you could call them like mercenary
00:38:53.780 it girl populations that just like go to the highest bidder at any given time.
00:38:58.260 Yeah.
00:38:58.580 And they're just like, Oh, it'll be high population.
00:39:00.420 Well, you know, we'll have a ton of kids and we'll just go to whoever is giving us the
00:39:03.780 best benefits at the time.
00:39:04.820 And that's, that's what we're seeing in Korea right now.
00:39:06.820 I just wonder if you could kind of think of Jews as that kind of population that like
00:39:11.460 a lot of countries had.
00:39:13.140 If by best benefits, you mean least killing them, I guess.
00:39:16.420 Yeah.
00:39:16.900 Yeah.
00:39:17.220 Kind of.
00:39:17.940 I mean, there are various ways to look at this, Malcolm.
00:39:21.220 I mean, also like maybe the best benefit we're going to get from various city states is like
00:39:27.140 we won't.
00:39:27.620 And we won't even kill you.
00:39:29.300 I know.
00:39:29.860 But like, I don't know that there's the fun timeline and there's the dark timeline.
00:39:34.260 Not, not to be.
00:39:35.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:36.420 No, I, I absolutely hear you.
00:39:37.860 So yeah.
00:39:39.860 Well, in Korea, a lot of people know that we, we did an episode on this when I first
00:39:43.460 saw this number.
00:39:43.860 I was like, this is wild.
00:39:44.980 One in four men in rural Korea has married a, a non-Korean woman in foreign
00:39:50.580 for white.
00:39:50.980 Who's married.
00:39:52.820 Is there, is there a big gender differential or is it just that like all the women are choosing
00:39:57.380 to be single and women are choosing to be single and, and, and overly picky in Korea
00:40:02.100 and men are just like, okay, I'll marry a foreigner.
00:40:04.500 And that is how the Korean population is replacing.
00:40:06.660 I mean, okay.
00:40:07.060 Maybe you're not giving women the benefit of the doubt though, because one of the big
00:40:10.180 issues in Korea and in other countries that have developed more quickly than Western companies.
00:40:14.580 These men are more misogynist.
00:40:17.300 More, yeah.
00:40:17.940 More misogynistic in that they have sort of double standards for women.
00:40:22.020 Like, yeah, we're going to be a dual income household, but also you're going to do all the
00:40:24.980 child rearing.
00:40:25.540 Right.
00:40:26.340 Yeah.
00:40:26.580 Which is, is not, you know, so, I mean, of course they're going to go to women who are willing to do
00:40:30.740 that, but those women who are doing that also aren't going to be as educated and aren't going
00:40:35.140 to make that money.
00:40:37.140 I guess that makes sense.
00:40:37.940 Yeah.
00:40:38.420 Yeah.
00:40:38.580 I mean, I, it's not all on the men it's, it's on everyone.
00:40:41.700 It's, it's on.
00:40:42.420 You're, you're so kind and magnanimous, Simone.
00:40:47.940 Magnanimous.
00:40:48.340 It's a good word.
00:40:48.900 So what are we doing tonight?
00:40:49.860 Warmed up Penang?
00:40:50.900 You made a great pineapple this time.
00:40:53.940 Oh, go heavy on the pineapple, but cut it smaller than the way you normally cut it.
00:40:58.100 So we can get.
00:40:58.660 Do you want it confetti small, or do you want it like.
00:41:02.100 Not confetti small, just like a quarter of the size of those giant chunks.
00:41:06.340 Okay.
00:41:06.500 Okay.
00:41:07.460 And what would I want for, I definitely do not want that rice again.
00:41:10.580 Whatever that rice was.
00:41:11.300 No, because I froze a bunch of it.
00:41:12.820 I know.
00:41:13.140 I just, I, you kept talking to the journalist and I just kept slicing and zesting lemons
00:41:18.980 and it just kept going into the rice cooker.
00:41:21.300 It just didn't stop.
00:41:22.580 It wasn't that bad.
00:41:23.860 I tried some.
00:41:24.660 It's fine.
00:41:25.220 No, it is that bad.
00:41:26.420 If you want to eat it, you can eat it.
00:41:28.020 If you want me to eat something, I could just eat the Penang directly, or we could try dumplings.
00:41:32.340 I have rice.
00:41:33.060 I guess I just have to throw away.
00:41:35.620 It's sad.
00:41:37.300 Give me other rice.
00:41:38.180 Okay.
00:41:38.500 Or, or maybe it will taste good with something other than Penang.
00:41:41.540 But right now it just tastes like ultra lemony.
00:41:44.180 Yeah.
00:41:44.580 It's good for you, Malcolm.
00:41:46.580 But we could try like dumplings or something with Penang, I think would work really well.
00:41:50.980 I have rice.
00:41:51.860 I have other rice.
00:41:53.300 Okay.
00:41:53.780 Plain rice.
00:41:54.500 That works.
00:41:55.220 Okay.
00:41:56.340 All right.
00:41:56.420 You made great Penang, by the way.
00:41:58.180 And when you reheat it, also put in a bit more spice.
00:42:01.220 Obviously we were trying to make it bland for the journalists.
00:42:04.980 I mean, Germany's not known for.
00:42:06.820 We told him that we're glad the German people are going extinct, so.
00:42:11.220 Although he, I think he maybe identifies more as Swiss, because he talked about growing
00:42:15.860 up in Switzerland, but also like Swiss food.
00:42:17.620 Do you remember Swiss food?
00:42:18.420 It was like, what flavor of bland do you want?
00:42:21.220 Do you want fish flavor bland, or do you want like beef flavor?
00:42:23.860 Yeah.
00:42:24.660 Oh my God.
00:42:25.300 Yeah.
00:42:25.940 That was, that was a thing.
00:42:27.380 The bland police.
00:42:29.620 Well, yeah.
00:42:30.420 Don't be too loud.
00:42:31.140 And don't you dare.
00:42:31.940 We got in trouble so many times.
00:42:33.780 Think about doing your laundry on a Sunday.
00:42:35.620 No, no.
00:42:36.180 Do you remember we kept having people call like on me for laughing too loud?
00:42:40.260 Like in my room.
00:42:41.620 Someone just knocked on our hotel room because they were like, you should.
00:42:44.660 They called the management.
00:42:45.620 They're like, stop laughing.
00:42:47.060 You're, you're laughing too loud.
00:42:49.540 And I was like, what the heck?
00:42:51.700 Are you the saddest country on earth?
00:42:54.180 Yeah.
00:42:54.420 No, don't, don't laugh.
00:42:55.860 Don't do laundry on Sundays.
00:42:57.460 Don't like, but I think this shows like who we are as a family.
00:43:00.660 It's not like you're beating your wife too much.
00:43:02.820 You're laughing.
00:43:03.700 Like what kind of delicate snowflake do you cut?
00:43:05.940 Do you have to be to not handle noise?
00:43:09.860 Like, are these just all extremely like sensory sensitive autists?
00:43:15.620 I, I, it's, I really struggle.
00:43:16.900 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:17.700 I don't say, I think it's that they, they hate other people being happy.
00:43:20.340 I do not think it's a noise thing.
00:43:23.460 Weigh in in the comments.
00:43:24.660 If you understand why it is that Swiss people hate fun.
00:43:28.980 Why do they hate?
00:43:29.780 Why do they hate the fact that, that Malcolm,
00:43:31.860 poor little Malcolm here just laughs and laughs.
00:43:34.420 And they say, you can't laugh like that.
00:43:36.500 You laugh too loud.
00:43:38.180 You stupid American.
00:43:39.940 And I say, well, you're stupid because I'm having fun and you're going to die alone and sad.
00:43:46.260 Sorry.
00:43:46.740 Maybe that's a, I mean, whatever.
00:43:49.700 All right.
00:43:50.180 I'm going to make their watches.
00:43:51.220 By the way, just in terms of good food, you need to know this.
00:43:53.860 Although you'll, you'll never watch it.
00:43:55.380 There is literally a genre on Instagram.
00:43:58.020 Like there are multiple accounts that have a lot of likes, like a lot.
00:44:02.100 Like one post will get 320,000 likes.
00:44:04.980 Who knows how many views are getting.
00:44:06.420 It only shows people going around to buffets and often like office buffets,
00:44:12.580 but also random buffets,
00:44:14.580 wedding buffets in South Korea and just filling their plate.
00:44:18.420 Buffets in South Korea.
00:44:19.860 Yeah.
00:44:20.100 Hold on.
00:44:20.500 That's different.
00:44:20.900 I've had wedding buffets in South Korea.
00:44:22.260 Bread buffets, wedding buffets, work office buffets.
00:44:24.660 Oh yeah.
00:44:25.300 And it just, it just goes from like tray to tray.
00:44:28.020 And then you just see a hand loading up a plate and you were just like,
00:44:31.140 it is, it is a good genre.
00:44:32.900 Like of all the random, you know, there's the restock.
00:44:35.860 There's the.
00:44:36.580 Have like a huge problem when you're in Korea, which is that they over.
00:44:40.580 So the Korean people are a thrifty bunch.
00:44:43.220 Okay.
00:44:43.940 And so what this means is that when they go to all you can eat buffets,
00:44:47.940 there are specific meals that they know costs more to make.
00:44:51.300 And so buffets will always load up on these.
00:44:54.020 And a lot of these are like big crab meals.
00:44:56.660 So it's like everything at the buffet is ignored.
00:44:58.820 But this one thing that like all the Koreans recognize is the best cost to
00:45:02.740 stomach space ratio at the buffet.
00:45:04.900 And everyone is just getting that.
00:45:06.660 And I'm like, come on guys.
00:45:08.020 It's like defeats the purpose of a buffet.
00:45:10.580 Well, the, the Instagram genre, I assure you,
00:45:14.020 they just go to every single tray and load up a little bit.
00:45:18.100 So you get to see everything.
00:45:19.540 They label everything.
00:45:20.660 It all looks amazing.
00:45:23.060 You are an absolute princess.
00:45:24.740 And by the way, if you were wondering,
00:45:25.620 I was cleaning out the cracks on my mouse.
00:45:27.540 It was my little thing here for, for, for, is that,
00:45:31.140 is that really what the people need to see Malcolm?
00:45:33.380 Well, that's why I was looking down.
00:45:34.660 They're probably wondering why is he looking down and my mouse was getting
00:45:37.140 dirty.
00:45:37.460 So I wanted to clean it.
00:45:40.180 I mean, I'm in favor of a clean mouth.
00:45:42.180 I love that our kids are hooked on toothbrushes right now.
00:45:45.300 Cause I never want that to be a fight.
00:45:46.820 Yeah.
00:45:47.060 Anyway.
00:45:47.380 Okay.
00:45:47.620 I love you.
00:45:48.660 Yes.
00:45:48.740 Goodbye.
00:45:49.700 You are amazing.
00:45:50.980 Bye.
00:45:51.540 Good day.
00:45:52.900 Good day.
00:45:53.380 Good day.
00:45:53.940 You retard.
00:45:57.380 Okay.
00:45:57.860 Let's news for me.
00:46:00.500 Oh yeah.
00:46:00.900 It's just that.
00:46:01.300 Well, vibe camp is four weeks away.
00:46:04.180 And we wanted to, if I wanted to drive down to Maryland again,
00:46:07.300 Are we driving up to Maryland?
00:46:10.740 Maryland is below us.
00:46:12.100 Sweetheart.
00:46:12.500 Maryland's right next to DC.
00:46:14.580 Yeah.
00:46:14.900 New York's above us.
00:46:15.940 Geography.
00:46:18.180 You can too.
00:46:20.100 On the longest day of the year.
00:46:21.700 That sounds great.
00:46:22.580 You can't.
00:46:23.380 It's most evil day to us with our reverse seasonal affective disorder.
00:46:26.900 Always for me, summer solstice.
00:46:28.580 I'm like, this is the evil day winter solstice.
00:46:31.140 I'm like, no, it's only going to get longer from here,
00:46:33.620 but it's a beautiful, blessed day.
00:46:35.620 They jump into solstice rituals, musical battles,
00:46:39.780 impromptu debates on AI philosophy, folk dance,
00:46:43.220 handicrafts, and mind-expanding quests.
00:46:46.100 Sounds like my childhood.
00:46:46.660 All of it oriented around connecting with others,
00:46:49.140 wandering around strange paths of the soul.
00:46:52.420 Meme and myth collide, and something new and magical will be bored.
00:46:57.860 Oh, and there's also recreational waterboarding.
00:47:01.060 Oh, I bet Ayla will be doing that.
00:47:02.660 Do you think so?
00:47:04.340 Oh, I don't know.
00:47:05.540 She's going to be in vibe camp because I thought,
00:47:07.300 I mean, she's going to be in less online.
00:47:08.740 She went to vibe camp last year, but I didn't like talk to her much
00:47:11.380 because it felt like trying to walk up to like the main celebrity of the event.
00:47:14.580 Yeah.
00:47:14.900 No, she's busy and important.
00:47:16.900 Oh, no, very busy and important.
00:47:18.820 No, she's always like open with us, but she is, you know, a lot of people have demands on her time.
00:47:23.060 Oh, and who else did I meet the last time I went is I ended up playing board games.
00:47:27.140 A tabletop game with Robin Hanson and friends and company.
00:47:30.900 But that was two years ago, Malcolm.
00:47:32.580 I don't think you went last year.
00:47:34.020 Yeah, I'm not even...
00:47:35.220 That involves crowds of people and being outside.
00:47:38.740 What if somebody talks to me or touches me?
00:47:41.700 Like, I definitely don't want to risk making a friend, you know?
00:47:44.340 It would be unfavorable.
00:47:45.060 And there is a lot of touching at vibe camp.
00:47:46.580 There's a lot of like, do you remember?
00:47:48.420 Like there's like stretching, sparring.
00:47:51.380 Yeah, a lot of, just a lot of touchy, touchy feeling, mystical kind of stuff.
00:47:58.260 Yeah, no, these are people very into indulging in alternative outlets for their sexual desires
00:48:05.620 that they contextualize as non-sexual or adjacent to sexual, but not passing sexual norms within
00:48:12.740 the community.
00:48:13.380 And I've always found that to be super gross.
00:48:15.700 And there's somebody like, well, you know, it's just a cuddle party or something.
00:48:20.260 It's like, how is that not infinitely worse than just having sex?
00:48:27.300 Well, imagine though, and just how toxic it was for me to be raised in an environment like that,
00:48:31.860 where I was, well, I was like raised in an environment where cuddling and all of this
00:48:37.860 was like really normalized.
00:48:39.300 And I was fully convinced that none of it had any sexual insinuations, that nudity, cuddling,
00:48:45.620 all of that was like 100% just natural and that it wouldn't confuse people.
00:48:54.020 Wait, so did you ever go to like a cuddle party?
00:48:57.780 Would you ever have indulged in that?
00:49:00.500 There were instances in groups of people where like everyone was cuddling and I'm like,
00:49:04.820 I guess I have to like snuggle in, you know, or like, yeah.
00:49:08.820 And, and, and then, and then this led to people getting the wrong idea about me.
00:49:12.580 And like, it just, yeah, it doesn't, it doesn't produce good results.
00:49:16.340 I don't like it.
00:49:17.140 Also, I don't like touching people.
00:49:18.420 So like, these are very, you're glad that you get to live with me.
00:49:22.260 Who's like, not my bag.
00:49:24.180 Yeah.
00:49:25.620 All right.
00:49:26.020 Shall we?
00:49:26.740 All right.
00:49:27.220 Now, what is the interesting thing you're going to say?
00:49:29.540 I read you the hook and you were like, that sounds good.
00:49:31.620 Okay, great.
00:49:32.340 So, all right.
00:49:38.100 What are you doing?