Tradwife Learns She Can Buy Murder Spells on Etsy
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Summary
In this episode, Malcolm and I discuss the magic of etsy and how it can be a scammer's paradise. We also talk about the "Three Witches" spell sellers and how you can get a free spell from them.
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one final thing to check do they allow for hits so spell a spell for murder oh that's a good one
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oh my god no no they had they sell death death curses i feel like etsy should i mean it's one
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thing to like non-consensually force someone to love you this is only it's 16 right like at least
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price it higher it's a death spell can i do this i should do these are like these are like mexico
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level hit prices because also you can you can buy a hit in mexico i mean that's cheap i need to go
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like death note on these people if it's 16 a hit i'm just gonna start and start writing
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i get five stars for good communication so that's that is very interesting this reminds me actually
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surprisingly of only fans there are some cases where like you're paying for like you want to
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make sure that like the woman did it only for you so you're like i need you to like hold up this level
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of proof that like this thing was performed for me only so this is like this psychic magician version
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of only fans where it's like okay i'm gonna give three photos and you need to include them in the
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would you like to know more so malcolm as you know i was shopping for our holiday future day on etsy
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because i want some really cool like handmade stuff that's unique or vintage and i discovered
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when searching for like time travel related things that sellers sell spells on etsy i don't know how
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this works i guess it's because they're technically handmade but they're they're they're framed as digital
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downloads well it looks like a lot of people buy these yeah there's a there's a lot of them and
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that's the thing is like how can there be so many spells so if you just search the word i'm doing this
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right now spells like branded spell sellers so a lot of these will be from this group called the
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three witches uh-huh which appear to be three old old women and i i don't doubt that this is probably
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their real pictures like it probably is i don't know part of me thinks it's like it looks to me like
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an ai generated image if we're being honest here and let's so what are the spells called and what
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one is called powerful protection hex curse removal spell premium divine favor spell eternal dark
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obsession spell powerful banishing spell banish someone you can we gotta look at the reviews so
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this one has 484 reviews okay which one are you okay what are you looking at i'm looking at unlock
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abundance money spell okay three witches 70 off today so i mean it's probably not 70 off well it's a
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deal i mean maybe that's how you get abundance is by getting things on sale right so yes they make it
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look like it's really cheap but this is clearly like their standard price and keep in mind like
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106 dollars and 67 cents but it's an even 62 dollars went on sale which is clearly uh how they
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create abundance by and and so oh you've got to get personalization okay you've got to do your full
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name and birth date to get this this actually seems like a good way to get people's like billing
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information oh my gosh so that's the real that's the real money maker it's like you then commit identity
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theft right you commit identity right it'd be very easy i think birthday yeah um by the way you talk
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about hacking this is what most of hacking really is is it is manipulating people so you would say well
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i need your mother's made a name for the spell i need to know your favorite color for the spell
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like that stuff i think would be pretty easy to get from this population now let's talk about
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some of these reviews here okay okay mother is a mother is a bella responded to my spell request
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promptly and i feel blessed to have received her attention i am grateful for their support
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waiting for manifestation and then in response mother isabella wrote it warms my heart to know
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you felt the promptness and care in my response you are truly blessed and i am honored to have been
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able to assist you the universe listens and your intentions are being woven into reality patience and
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faith are your companions on this journey i am here for you supporting you and guidance as your spell
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manifests and then okay here's another one um uh thank you mother isabella i feel like your spell
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is working already i won seven dollars it's not much but i'm grateful and i'm happy for this
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wait but this is like approximately two hundred dollars so she's very much still in in the red here
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this is my third purchase from the wonderful trinity of witches and everyone they are legit
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each experience with them has been wonderful not only that but this money spell is working
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i refinanced on my debt unexpectedly wait refinanced they took out more debt
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yeah but i mean maybe the lower interest rate so that's that's that could be that could be meaningful
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i refinanced on my debt unexpectedly received money due to an error at the end of my job they still
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have to pay me because they messed up so i'm able to keep it so they got money that was due to them but
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they didn't know what i didn't get i will be starting a new job that pays more i don't know if i still
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will be receiving more money blessings but these ladies helped me out during a tough financial situation
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i was in thank you so much i am so happy i found you guys based off a hunch so this person was in
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a tough financial situation and they paid for a spell and things got better etsy wishes yeah
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which is which is and wishes whatever right and talk about selling your soul for a small price
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but what i also love is their responses remind me of the it crowd thing where he's talking about
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manifesting and he goes you guys should try it sometime yesterday i was imagining having a helicopter
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and today i went out and bought a helicopter now i have a helicopter you're a skeptic jen you should
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be more like these they can't get enough of my space star ordering story yes yes i noticed you've
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been coming down here a lot more often because of all the questions so mr renham how did the cosmos
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grant you a helicopter well i visualized the thing i wanted in my case it was a helicopter
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i drew a picture of the helicopter on a piece of paper then i stood with my back to space through
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the paper over my shoulder and wished really hard how exactly did you achieve that i waited till
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nighttime of course a couple of days later bought myself a helicopter explain that one if you can
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and that's very much like you know for a lot of people you know they need this sort of thing to be
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motivated to go out there and do their job and i also actually i think that this stuff can be very
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useful for people of more traditional faiths to investigate yeah or people who just have like more
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intuitive like spiritual leanings well because i think it shows that when you see how comical and
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evil this looks when it is done by somebody of a different faith background um when you see members of
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your own faith peddling similar things that they are of this ilk they are not different when they are
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saying i can take money in exchange for giving you financial blessings through no additional work of
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your own that is always whatever however your particular faith thinks that sin or demons or whatever
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work i think that that is the very nature of sin so when i look at something like the prosperity gospel
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right so for people who aren't aware of prosperity gospel preaching it is a form of protestant
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preaching in the united states and it's something that we can be slightly susceptible to given our
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religious leanings that believes that god rewards people financially for their piousness and ability to be
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good christians and this is something that reminds me a lot of what we're seeing here and it can manifest in
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different ways you know they pray on the elderly where they'll send them things and confuse them
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into sending money and that this is and all churches have gone through phases like this you know right
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now we have the prosperity gospel and protestants but you know you had your indulgences was catholics
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exactly right yeah and where people would pay to have their sins removed basically and to lower their time
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in purgatory so this stuff is always really evil like if you want to know how to spot an evil person
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they're saying give me money and i will offer you divine providence basically i will manipulate fate
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but this is evil on the flip side i i've seen it argued online that you know the placebo effect is
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it seems to be pretty well attested and for a lot of people this is a meaningful way to trigger
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a placebo effect like even people who know that they're receiving a placebo and they're just told oh
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you know some people found the placebo effect to be effective and we're going to give you a placebo now and
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they're like oh okay and then they're like wow i feel better and so maybe it's enough to have a figure
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of authority in this case a carefully marketed etsy seller cast a spell for you and give you a
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commemorative pdf download that is customized to you to to feel better and i mean i think this works
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better with some things and others right i think some of these spells that i could imagine the placebo
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effect working really well with and actually helping people with is like there are some deep focus ones
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there are some anxiety ones there are some like reading well ones okay so that's like i could see
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like really helping people because they're like oh i cast a spell and therefore i feel well and you
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see this with ego depletion that this concept that do you want to read the rules on the anxiety ones
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the reviews i can pull some up i scrolled past it but i can go back to it the the like ego the concept
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of ego depletion is that like oh well if i've done a lot of hard things throughout the day now at the end of
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the day i won't be able to like stop myself like i'll i'll i'll impulse buy something or i'll splurge
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on a bunch of ice cream whereas actually it seems that some studies have found that if you live in a
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culture that doesn't believe in ego depletion but rather ego reinforcement which is to say like oh if
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you do a couple hard things then you're warmed up and you can do even more hard things that won't
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happen to you so again it's about like how you frame and perceive things so at the end of that person's
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day they're like okay wow no i definitely won't be tempted to eat a pint of ice cream or to impulse buy
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something because i've been i'm warmed up in my discipline and so arguably these spells where
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they do involve personal internal processes may be very effective but then i also am looking at a
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spell here hold on i'm about getting rid of noisy i'm gonna i'm gonna disagree on this and say that
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i think that this builds really unhealthy mindsets even if it makes people feel better in the moment
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okay it builds a precedent in the way that they process things like anxiety that they need an
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external force to relieve it from themselves instead of that they can do it themselves instead
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of that they're responsible to do it for themselves anything else leads long term to more anxiety
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and is thus sinful and demonic but i want you to to go into these reviews yeah okay so let's do one
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for a well okay this one has 1.6k reviews at 4.9 stars and it's only starting at 24.66 so extremely
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effective so it's online spellcasting service only and i think it involves maybe a reading the hours are
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11 a.m to midnight after the spell you have to you'll be sent three random photos of your ritual
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with the photos you provided displayed somewhere so you know for certain that it's your spell ritual i'm
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taking care of oh interesting so that's that is very interesting this reminds me actually surprisingly
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of only fans but in some cases where like you're paying for like you want to make sure that like the
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woman did it only for you so you're like i need you to like hold up this level of proof that like
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this thing was performed for me only so this is like this psychic magician version of only fans where
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it's like okay i'm gonna get three photos and you need to include them in the ritual it is like the
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parallels here and where a woman is doing something for quote unquote you yeah like really they're
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obviously not like they're they are i mean in this case the the ritual is performed there is a video for
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it like you get a a person a the seller the etsy seller is performing a ritual for you recording
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it for you so that you can see that it was done and thereby helping you and then let's see what the
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reviews say they're even photos from reviews of happy happy people you're going to have to experience
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her magic for yourself um avangia was amazing i was having some really difficult times with getting
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along with a family member that i love because of the anxiety she would generate with me i had a
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couple of anxiety spells done in a toxic relative one and boom it completely changed my relationship
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with her i know i will most likely need maintenance for this issue oh no so we're creating that sort of
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psychologist dependence issue but yeah let's see wow still though i mean it so i i i i don't know like
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i mean i i think that placebo effect things can be worth investing in because think about you know
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what you might otherwise spend for example on therapy which is just as much of a scam in many
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cases right i mean more dangerous because it more it acutely creates dependency therapy yeah therapy
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yeah okay so like so you're you're saying then that the etsy magician is the lesser evil here now okay so
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no no it's a lesser evil than therapist but therapists are like literally like one of the
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most dangerous cults in society today you should see our video on has therapy become a cult if you
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want to know more on our opinion on this i i think that they do astronomical damage to society today
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and it can be really damaging we'll do an episode as well where like even to have a stable relationship
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if your partner is regularly seeing a therapist because they're regularly seeing a therapist this is a
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a third party who has motivations often a lot of motivation to disrupt this person's happy
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relationships because that creates more dependency on them and you know i i also i want to push back
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i i and i i'm not the type of i'm not going to buy these things like i'm not into this i would think
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this is a total waste of money this wouldn't work for me because this is not what i believe in
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however here's another spill i found no hold on i gotta i gotta give a spell here right no no
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you want to one spell type that seems to be common are love spells or like okay okay and that's
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that's harder right because you can't make someone else love you so i don't you know i feel like that's
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they think you can they think that this is not an issue of personal choice right but i i question the
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ethics here more because this isn't helping people with a placebo effect this is like promising
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something that cannot be promised so these are like extra strong love spell with extra x strong
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like xxx spells dangerous like you might not oh yeah you might not want to touch it right because
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oh i love it i love it when people do that like be careful with this magical book be be careful with
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this word okay you know how often people are buying this right now on etsy it's warning me it's saying
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this is an in-demand item seven people have bought this in the last 24 hours oh my god well don't
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isn't from a pronatalist standpoint doesn't that kind of encourage you that there are people out there
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who really you know there's so many dumb people i hope these people don't find love i hope they
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don't look i'm not for everyone breeding the people who buy these fuck them
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these are the people who the abortion advocates are targeting right like a lot of people are like oh
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don't you think that the government should have regulations on this stuff and i'm like they're
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killing their own kids don't know if i care um like i don't i don't like that people are killing
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babies like bad but also are they going to cause more pain in society in the long run
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so so we know that people are buying this they're buying it for 2660 and the second
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that 200 i mean this is very affordable that was that was 200 but then on sale for like cheap
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but okay so the second review on this to be clear is a one-star review so people can get an idea of
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what's actually going on here so this is really interesting so they and a friend both bought it
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and they go is this a scam my friend and i received the exact same email from you
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the mind you you is spelled as the letter you no was it just our names changed and the spell
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doesn't work was the spell even casted updating my revolve by updating my review is still no results
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from the love spell no i know i'm seeing there's variation in fact my situation is going exactly in
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the direction i didn't want but but there's some most of the reviews are positive this is just a
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highly upvoted negative i think this shows that there's variation in the ethics of practitioners
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here and this i think even among people in a very corrupt industry you're going to see variation
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you're going to see people who are genuinely acting in good faith and genuinely showing that they are
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doing the thing right like they are they're doing it with fidelity they're actually performing the
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ritual for you they're actually recording it it's only for you they're not using templates
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etc etc you know there's like video yeah yeah yeah and then there's this lady do anything look this
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one's great i by the way i is spelled with a lowercase i i woke up from a deep sleep and had
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a dream about the person i'm manifesting it felt super realistic like a lucid dream too and i lower
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case i again was really happy i'm how did they do this over and over again i'm looking forward to the
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results other ones woke up to an email saying the spell was cast then received a long test message from
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my ex saying he loves me and misses me and doesn't want to see anyone else at 10 10 would definitely
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continue buying what was what was the spell that you wanted to read about well and again i think that
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this is an example i guess you know you're the the contra and i'm the pro here's a double or sorry
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ultimate double attract new friends spells you know you won't be alone anymore two witches for you
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casting in less than 12 hours what a turnaround i mean well two riches how many spells are they casting
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a day it would be you know the more witches the merrier especially if you're trying to get
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i admire these women's entrepreneurial spirit i mean and witches have been around for a long time
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haven't they continue continue i mean they're not working much they're sitting at home dancing around
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a fire i think that there are some people who actually take this seriously and have their weird
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candles and do the thing and then there are other total like messed up people who aren't but
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again with friendship i think that you know if if i believe this if i pay for this spell if i do the
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thing i get you know i really really believe that these these witches are out there casting for me and
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that like one of the biggest things in dating and friendship is confidence in someone is that
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self-confidence and self-assuredness and if someone believes that that witchcraft has literally
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made them a more attractive friend they are going to be more attractive friend prospects and also they're
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going to just you know how like people who think that they're lucky are are luckier not because
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they're luckier but because they actually see an opportunity when it passes them whereas people who
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are more pessimistic don't recognize a good opportunity if it even slapped them across the face right so like
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these people are now recognizing interest in them they're returning eye contact they're sparking
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conversations they're recognizing when they should ask people to hang out later or do something with them
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like well i mean you know you can't can't knock it okay okay sorry i gotta this is from the three
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witches group again this spell right here is make them pay revenge spell revenge spell curse spell black
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magic bad luck curse your enemy destruction spell return to cinder wait wait return to cinder i don't know
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i said that that's the name of the spell i think it's return to cinder it's like return their bad deeds
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to them and i'm trying to find out uh i i so so okay here's one i'm not gonna lie when i got the
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reading i didn't have much confidence in it as much as i love getting readings done i take them with a grain
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of salt but i was playing around with a dating app which i don't like to do and have no hopes in anything
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happening just scrolling through people no one really catching my eye but there was only two people that made me
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laugh and one was because of the pictures he took of himself and even this minimalistic bio made me
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laugh his name was riley and he put down as his gender identity male agender no gender the name
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sounded familiar so i popped back on here and reread the reading these girls did for me realizing that
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this person you were describing with the exact same name i'm honestly stunned what did they cast a spell
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on a random person was it what i i'm assuming they were like oh a riley is in your future and
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then a riley came up but i mean like you know whatever i want to hear about why these women are
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having other people punished you know this is this is really old human history they would do stuff like
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this though so so it is worth noting that this is remember when we were when we toured the townships
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in south africa no no think about bath bath in the uk what did they do there remember in bath they
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found all of these oh the curse the folded up curse is written on metal and they were like i curse this
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whoever stole my sandal yes i hope that you're cursed for forever now yeah talk about what we sell in
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south africa yeah that like even now there are these traditional markets where people are selling
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sympathetic medicine like you know if you and the general idea of sympathetic medicine is something
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that i first discovered in preschool where in my preschool class you could have a cake made of any
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anything you wanted because we had an amazing preschool and so i always asked for a swan because i believed
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that if i ate a swan shaped cake i would turn into a swan and i wanted to be elegant and graceful
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and i sadly never turned into a swan and i'm still incredibly clumsy but that that kind of sympathetic
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magic like oh this thing is like this so taking it will cure the thing you know but i think that that's
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the thing is is that most most people have this tendency to kind of go for like oh well there's this
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magic or if this person waves their hands and does the thing then like we're there and i i mean i don't even
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like i don't think this is like i at first when i when i found these spells on etsy i was like oh this
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is the the fall of civilization we've lost our culture we've lost our tradition what i'm realizing
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now is in in the pragmatist guide to crafting religion you describe what happens when you go
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from a hard culture you know like really strong adherence to to orthodox judaism or to catholicism or
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whatever it is like really sticking to the rules and then you become a softer culture and then oh
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everyone goes to heaven but i still go to church and then even softer and softer and then you lose
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everything secularism is not the pond to completely drain this right on the completely this is the
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yes and and this is like we're we're turning to a a highly intuitive like literally instinctual like
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zero animal understanding of the world you know yes speaking of here's another one that came up in
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a bestseller and i love how like racist this is oh no so it's chinese magic spelled wrong
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wait how is it spelled then with a k is that m-a-g-i-c-k oh no that's just i think that's the
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english the uk spelling for okay okay but it's called the dumb donkey curse okay hold on uh but
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i love how like and it looks all like chinese-y and like a really like racist looking way i actually
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remember a a woman in in chinatown who was like clearly a chinese immigrant calling oh no no she
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called one of my classmates a stupid monkey never mind not a stupid donkey but maybe it was like
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20 people's cards 20 plus people in 20 cards okay what what does it do does it curse donkey to ruin
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his life his life make them pay curse rich get revenge spell to return to cinder fast ruin career
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and make him stupid spell and the capitalization is all over the place with this well i mean i'm sure
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that like maybe the spell rubs off you know this is a costly spell for her to perform because every
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time that she makes someone a little bit dumber some of the you know it's kind of like a hat and
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a mill and the dumb juice hits you you're like exposed to the lead and it also poisons you right
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i was drawn to the chinese magic shop and picked up a couple spells for my situation oh no i spoke to
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lingzakane about my i don't know how to pronounce this about my situation and he was very supportive
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and understanding i have full trust in his work and had great expect explanations certificates of
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the work he completed now to continue to work on myself and stay positive thank you and he says thank
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you for the very kind words my dear chinese magic is truly something and i am sure we will see great
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results with it um well maybe no so maybe also from a branding standpoint if you're trying to be like
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a a non-english speaking magician you have to like play up the stereotype just how like we we discovered
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by interviewing many fine artists that they had to act crazier than they actually were because
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otherwise people wouldn't buy money from them so like i just felt a ting of real sadness i saw a
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two-star review and the person said that they had great customer service and loved the person but the
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spell had a manifest and i'm like that's no reason you're buying a fake thing you can't give a bad review
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for the spell not manifesting you jerk oh i know that's too bad this because this this seems like
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one of the legit guys who like actually at least my whole thing is i don't know from the original
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they do the work i think we should start a company doing this just have an ai respond to people well i'm
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will we have ai magicians though in the future that like because i mean already a lot of a lot of the
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images here look ai generated like clearly um very clearly if you're using a lot of so i mean
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like we're progressing toward our ai gods but i let's go back just like i just want to emphasize
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this sort of like to put a bow on all this but this is not this is this is the a really really good
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example which you hadn't illustrated a ton in the pragmatist guide to crafting religion of that
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instinctual complete baseline of of humans devoid of culture and that's what it looks like and that's
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what it looks like in our society it's it's etsy magicians which is super cool i really love your
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positive spin on all of this and your positive view of our fault um i uh bring stuff like this to my
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attention it's just wild that this is something that people are doing it's it's really it's
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cool i hope we find more of it i hope you know like this is this is insane just like our minds
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were blown when we you know went to that like you know witch doctor sympathetic magic market in in the
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townships of cape of south africa of cape town like we were like this is no sorry it wasn't cape
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town it was johannesburg yeah that's right it was it was in the the really dangerous districts outside
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of johannesburg we did a tour of one of the i don't know what you call them like the town cities
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and we met with their local witch doctor and we were learning about the way that she interacted
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with the community i think she also took an orphans you know then then we also visited a
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different settlement in the township and we visited an orphanage before that we visited the the like
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witch doctor market where they had all the all the things you could buy baubles made from you know
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all sorts of things all sorts of things that i wouldn't want to
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touch but that's my culture and my problem and again we were the whole reason we learned about
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this was because we're about to celebrate future day our weird cultural holiday so this is all just
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cultural differences but anyway i'm delighted that we live in such a weird world with lots of different
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solutions for things and i wonder how many women have paid people for spells love spells for you
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malcolm i actually i know it's not a non-zero number i have it's not a non-zero number yeah
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it's definitely not a non-zero number i can say that and that is a weird thing to think about and
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i am sorry that those spells weren't effective i know you must have paid for an awfully strong one
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because i am super naturally indebted to you oh no have i let has my secret come out that like
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actually you don't really love me on etsy it's that i i have a knowledge people are doing they're
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buying sexual partners on etsy shit yeah etsy i want to go to one of these sellers and just be
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like as amoral as possible be like i don't love this woman i don't want to love this woman i just
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want her to fuck me well i wonder like but i mean and are there hold on one final thing to check
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do they allow for hits so spell a spell for murder oh that's a good one no i want to i
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want to go and just be mean i want to combine two of your spells i want one that's a lust spell and
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then one oh my god no no no they had they sell death death curses i feel like etsy should i mean
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it's one thing to like non-consensually force someone to love you this is only it's sixteen dollars
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right like at least price it higher it's a death spell can i do this i should do these are like
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these are like mexico level hit prices because also you can you can buy a hit in mexico i mean
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that's cheap i need to go like death note on these people if it's sixteen dollars a hit i'm just gonna
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start and start writing i get five stars for good communication it is too early to judge the results of
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spell if the magic doesn't work i want a refund oh my god well i'd love me to ask for a refund
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for a murder they're not dead give me my money back spell was done fast and was certainly powerful
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i could feel it bring done i could feel it bring done thank you freya for all your help and i love
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everything you do uh uh i i don't see any deaths though this is the one like other 23 pages of
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reviews on us as as people leading the pro natalist that's something else another five-star review
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under death spell fast delivery and was very nice smiley face
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i love this that this is fun that you found the death spell i just i feel like this is it's one
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i'm like okay okay fine etsy this is handmade these are like custom experiences i remember i
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showed you this movie the craft by the way we may have gen z followers who haven't seen the craft yeah
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go watch it you want to see like peak 90s 90s if you want to see like my friend group in high school
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go watch the craft it is hilarious now because it is so accurate and it so captures the vibe of that
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moment in in in our history yeah yeah and i shouldn't say my friend group i always thought
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this stuff was stupid and i told them that they were stupid but not unless the girls were i'm sure
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if you were hitting on them and you thought that that would get you what you wanted oh no i i i mean
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i slept with a lot of these people you know these people are not difficult they do not have a full
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mental capacity but i don't think you poo-pooed the idea in front of them when you wanted something oh yeah i
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did i was a strict atheist oh you negged them okay well then yeah you're probably just nagging them
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whatever oh okay okay anyway dear audience death spells are unethical i do not care if you
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you know what you know what i think actually but there's a lot of magicians on etsy who offer death
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spells but then like ultimately just try to help their clients mentally and don't actually cast death
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spells even if like especially if they believe in the magic i hope so this is what i'm gonna offer
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death spells and try to talk people into killing someone they reach out to me and i'm like okay
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but you have to play a hand yourself so one i'll do the spell and then you go out instead i'll do
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yeah i do this so yeah that's that's the power of wishy thinking i wanted a helicopter and i wished
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for it and then i bought one but have you seen in africa remember they were talking about this was a
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major problem they had where people would go to black magicians and they would cast spells that would
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prevent bullets from hurting them oh yeah they'd like go out and try to like attack people or rob
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doors and stuff and they thought they were genuinely yeah yeah yeah all right love you to death we
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i gotta go yes bye gorgeous please don't kill me