Based Camp - Tradwife Learns She Can Buy Murder Spells on Etsy

00:00:00.000 one final thing to check do they allow for hits so spell a spell for murder oh that's a good one

00:00:08.460 oh my god no no they had they sell death death curses i feel like etsy should i mean it's one

00:00:13.980 thing to like non-consensually force someone to love you this is only it's 16 right like at least

00:00:21.760 price it higher it's a death spell can i do this i should do these are like these are like mexico

00:00:28.000 level hit prices because also you can you can buy a hit in mexico i mean that's cheap i need to go

00:00:33.200 like death note on these people if it's 16 a hit i'm just gonna start and start writing

00:00:38.860 i get five stars for good communication so that's that is very interesting this reminds me actually

00:00:45.360 surprisingly of only fans there are some cases where like you're paying for like you want to

00:00:51.760 make sure that like the woman did it only for you so you're like i need you to like hold up this level

00:00:56.340 of proof that like this thing was performed for me only so this is like this psychic magician version

00:01:02.420 of only fans where it's like okay i'm gonna give three photos and you need to include them in the

00:01:06.260 would you like to know more so malcolm as you know i was shopping for our holiday future day on etsy

00:01:14.080 because i want some really cool like handmade stuff that's unique or vintage and i discovered

00:01:18.920 when searching for like time travel related things that sellers sell spells on etsy i don't know how

00:01:28.420 this works i guess it's because they're technically handmade but they're they're they're framed as digital

00:01:34.380 downloads well it looks like a lot of people buy these yeah there's a there's a lot of them and

00:01:40.140 that's the thing is like how can there be so many spells so if you just search the word i'm doing this

00:01:45.140 right now spells like branded spell sellers so a lot of these will be from this group called the

00:01:50.560 three witches uh-huh which appear to be three old old women and i i don't doubt that this is probably 1.00

00:01:57.060 their real pictures like it probably is i don't know part of me thinks it's like it looks to me like

00:02:02.260 an ai generated image if we're being honest here and let's so what are the spells called and what

00:02:07.140 one is called powerful protection hex curse removal spell premium divine favor spell eternal dark

00:02:13.300 obsession spell powerful banishing spell banish someone you can we gotta look at the reviews so

00:02:19.720 this one has 484 reviews okay which one are you okay what are you looking at i'm looking at unlock

00:02:24.960 abundance money spell okay three witches 70 off today so i mean it's probably not 70 off well it's a

00:02:31.780 deal i mean maybe that's how you get abundance is by getting things on sale right so yes they make it

00:02:36.820 look like it's really cheap but this is clearly like their standard price and keep in mind like

00:02:41.020 106 dollars and 67 cents but it's an even 62 dollars went on sale which is clearly uh how they

00:02:49.680 create abundance by and and so oh you've got to get personalization okay you've got to do your full

00:02:55.060 name and birth date to get this this actually seems like a good way to get people's like billing

00:03:00.020 information oh my gosh so that's the real that's the real money maker it's like you then commit identity

00:03:05.400 theft right you commit identity right it'd be very easy i think birthday yeah um by the way you talk

00:03:12.660 about hacking this is what most of hacking really is is it is manipulating people so you would say well

00:03:17.720 i need your mother's made a name for the spell i need to know your favorite color for the spell

00:03:21.780 like that stuff i think would be pretty easy to get from this population now let's talk about

00:03:27.600 some of these reviews here okay okay mother is a mother is a bella responded to my spell request

00:03:35.400 promptly and i feel blessed to have received her attention i am grateful for their support

00:03:40.580 waiting for manifestation and then in response mother isabella wrote it warms my heart to know

00:03:47.720 you felt the promptness and care in my response you are truly blessed and i am honored to have been

00:03:53.980 able to assist you the universe listens and your intentions are being woven into reality patience and

00:04:00.360 faith are your companions on this journey i am here for you supporting you and guidance as your spell

00:04:06.900 manifests and then okay here's another one um uh thank you mother isabella i feel like your spell

00:04:14.440 is working already i won seven dollars it's not much but i'm grateful and i'm happy for this

00:04:19.280 wait but this is like approximately two hundred dollars so she's very much still in in the red here

00:04:25.780 this is my third purchase from the wonderful trinity of witches and everyone they are legit

00:04:31.960 each experience with them has been wonderful not only that but this money spell is working

00:04:38.920 i refinanced on my debt unexpectedly wait refinanced they took out more debt

00:04:44.740 yeah but i mean maybe the lower interest rate so that's that's that could be that could be meaningful

00:04:49.460 i refinanced on my debt unexpectedly received money due to an error at the end of my job they still

00:04:55.840 have to pay me because they messed up so i'm able to keep it so they got money that was due to them but

00:05:00.160 they didn't know what i didn't get i will be starting a new job that pays more i don't know if i still

00:05:08.480 will be receiving more money blessings but these ladies helped me out during a tough financial situation 1.00

00:05:14.220 i was in thank you so much i am so happy i found you guys based off a hunch so this person was in

00:05:19.380 a tough financial situation and they paid for a spell and things got better etsy wishes yeah

00:05:25.740 which is which is and wishes whatever right and talk about selling your soul for a small price

00:05:32.700 but what i also love is their responses remind me of the it crowd thing where he's talking about

00:05:39.380 manifesting and he goes you guys should try it sometime yesterday i was imagining having a helicopter

00:05:45.440 and today i went out and bought a helicopter now i have a helicopter you're a skeptic jen you should

00:05:51.920 be more like these they can't get enough of my space star ordering story yes yes i noticed you've

00:05:57.520 been coming down here a lot more often because of all the questions so mr renham how did the cosmos

00:06:04.860 grant you a helicopter well i visualized the thing i wanted in my case it was a helicopter

00:06:11.160 i drew a picture of the helicopter on a piece of paper then i stood with my back to space through

00:06:17.360 the paper over my shoulder and wished really hard how exactly did you achieve that i waited till

00:06:22.880 nighttime of course a couple of days later bought myself a helicopter explain that one if you can

00:06:31.780 and that's very much like you know for a lot of people you know they need this sort of thing to be

00:06:36.940 motivated to go out there and do their job and i also actually i think that this stuff can be very

00:06:41.940 useful for people of more traditional faiths to investigate yeah or people who just have like more

00:06:48.700 intuitive like spiritual leanings well because i think it shows that when you see how comical and

00:06:57.480 evil this looks when it is done by somebody of a different faith background um when you see members of 1.00

00:07:04.920 your own faith peddling similar things that they are of this ilk they are not different when they are

00:07:13.760 saying i can take money in exchange for giving you financial blessings through no additional work of

00:07:19.060 your own that is always whatever however your particular faith thinks that sin or demons or whatever

00:07:26.620 work i think that that is the very nature of sin so when i look at something like the prosperity gospel

00:07:33.920 right so for people who aren't aware of prosperity gospel preaching it is a form of protestant

00:07:39.080 preaching in the united states and it's something that we can be slightly susceptible to given our

00:07:44.280 religious leanings that believes that god rewards people financially for their piousness and ability to be

00:07:54.020 good christians and this is something that reminds me a lot of what we're seeing here and it can manifest in

00:08:01.040 different ways you know they pray on the elderly where they'll send them things and confuse them

00:08:05.720 into sending money and that this is and all churches have gone through phases like this you know right

00:08:11.660 now we have the prosperity gospel and protestants but you know you had your indulgences was catholics

00:08:16.260 exactly right yeah and where people would pay to have their sins removed basically and to lower their time

00:08:22.340 in purgatory so this stuff is always really evil like if you want to know how to spot an evil person

00:08:30.340 they're saying give me money and i will offer you divine providence basically i will manipulate fate

00:08:39.840 towards your direction yes

00:08:41.960 but this is evil on the flip side i i've seen it argued online that you know the placebo effect is

00:08:51.700 it seems to be pretty well attested and for a lot of people this is a meaningful way to trigger

00:08:59.820 a placebo effect like even people who know that they're receiving a placebo and they're just told oh

00:09:06.720 you know some people found the placebo effect to be effective and we're going to give you a placebo now and

00:09:11.400 they're like oh okay and then they're like wow i feel better and so maybe it's enough to have a figure

00:09:16.600 of authority in this case a carefully marketed etsy seller cast a spell for you and give you a

00:09:22.800 commemorative pdf download that is customized to you to to feel better and i mean i think this works

00:09:29.340 better with some things and others right i think some of these spells that i could imagine the placebo

00:09:33.800 effect working really well with and actually helping people with is like there are some deep focus ones

00:09:38.800 there are some anxiety ones there are some like reading well ones okay so that's like i could see

00:09:44.960 like really helping people because they're like oh i cast a spell and therefore i feel well and you

00:09:50.000 see this with ego depletion that this concept that do you want to read the rules on the anxiety ones

00:09:55.200 the reviews i can pull some up i scrolled past it but i can go back to it the the like ego the concept

00:10:02.040 of ego depletion is that like oh well if i've done a lot of hard things throughout the day now at the end of

00:10:06.480 the day i won't be able to like stop myself like i'll i'll i'll impulse buy something or i'll splurge

00:10:12.160 on a bunch of ice cream whereas actually it seems that some studies have found that if you live in a

00:10:16.060 culture that doesn't believe in ego depletion but rather ego reinforcement which is to say like oh if

00:10:20.940 you do a couple hard things then you're warmed up and you can do even more hard things that won't

00:10:25.480 happen to you so again it's about like how you frame and perceive things so at the end of that person's

00:10:29.860 day they're like okay wow no i definitely won't be tempted to eat a pint of ice cream or to impulse buy

00:10:34.680 something because i've been i'm warmed up in my discipline and so arguably these spells where

00:10:40.760 they do involve personal internal processes may be very effective but then i also am looking at a

00:10:47.060 spell here hold on i'm about getting rid of noisy i'm gonna i'm gonna disagree on this and say that

00:10:53.700 i think that this builds really unhealthy mindsets even if it makes people feel better in the moment

00:11:00.140 okay it builds a precedent in the way that they process things like anxiety that they need an

00:11:06.260 external force to relieve it from themselves instead of that they can do it themselves instead

00:11:11.260 of that they're responsible to do it for themselves anything else leads long term to more anxiety

00:11:18.780 and is thus sinful and demonic but i want you to to go into these reviews yeah okay so let's do one

00:11:29.420 for a well okay this one has 1.6k reviews at 4.9 stars and it's only starting at 24.66 so extremely

00:11:42.040 effective so it's online spellcasting service only and i think it involves maybe a reading the hours are

00:11:51.900 11 a.m to midnight after the spell you have to you'll be sent three random photos of your ritual

00:12:00.360 with the photos you provided displayed somewhere so you know for certain that it's your spell ritual i'm

00:12:05.740 taking care of oh interesting so that's that is very interesting this reminds me actually surprisingly

00:12:10.640 of only fans but in some cases where like you're paying for like you want to make sure that like the

00:12:17.300 woman did it only for you so you're like i need you to like hold up this level of proof that like 0.90

00:12:21.900 this thing was performed for me only so this is like this psychic magician version of only fans where

00:12:27.980 it's like okay i'm gonna get three photos and you need to include them in the ritual it is like the

00:12:32.520 parallels here and where a woman is doing something for quote unquote you yeah like really they're 0.70

00:12:39.960 obviously not like they're they are i mean in this case the the ritual is performed there is a video for

00:12:45.800 it like you get a a person a the seller the etsy seller is performing a ritual for you recording

00:12:52.240 it for you so that you can see that it was done and thereby helping you and then let's see what the

00:12:58.240 reviews say they're even photos from reviews of happy happy people you're going to have to experience

00:13:04.320 her magic for yourself um avangia was amazing i was having some really difficult times with getting

00:13:10.940 along with a family member that i love because of the anxiety she would generate with me i had a

00:13:15.700 couple of anxiety spells done in a toxic relative one and boom it completely changed my relationship

00:13:22.000 with her i know i will most likely need maintenance for this issue oh no so we're creating that sort of

00:13:26.820 psychologist dependence issue but yeah let's see wow still though i mean it so i i i i don't know like

00:13:36.500 i mean i i think that placebo effect things can be worth investing in because think about you know

00:13:42.140 what you might otherwise spend for example on therapy which is just as much of a scam in many

00:13:47.380 cases right i mean more dangerous because it more it acutely creates dependency therapy yeah therapy

00:13:54.940 yeah okay so like so you're you're saying then that the etsy magician is the lesser evil here now okay so

00:14:01.720 no no it's a lesser evil than therapist but therapists are like literally like one of the

00:14:06.460 most dangerous cults in society today you should see our video on has therapy become a cult if you

00:14:11.880 want to know more on our opinion on this i i think that they do astronomical damage to society today

00:14:17.260 and it can be really damaging we'll do an episode as well where like even to have a stable relationship

00:14:23.020 if your partner is regularly seeing a therapist because they're regularly seeing a therapist this is a

00:14:27.640 a third party who has motivations often a lot of motivation to disrupt this person's happy

00:14:35.580 relationships because that creates more dependency on them and you know i i also i want to push back

00:14:42.580 i i and i i'm not the type of i'm not going to buy these things like i'm not into this i would think

00:14:47.240 this is a total waste of money this wouldn't work for me because this is not what i believe in

00:14:50.220 however here's another spill i found no hold on i gotta i gotta give a spell here right no no

00:14:55.140 you want to one spell type that seems to be common are love spells or like okay okay and that's

00:15:02.720 that's harder right because you can't make someone else love you so i don't you know i feel like that's

00:15:07.500 they think you can they think that this is not an issue of personal choice right but i i question the

00:15:12.560 ethics here more because this isn't helping people with a placebo effect this is like promising

00:15:16.300 something that cannot be promised so these are like extra strong love spell with extra x strong

00:15:23.420 like xxx spells dangerous like you might not oh yeah you might not want to touch it right because

00:15:31.060 oh i love it i love it when people do that like be careful with this magical book be be careful with

00:15:36.220 this word okay you know how often people are buying this right now on etsy it's warning me it's saying

00:15:40.840 this is an in-demand item seven people have bought this in the last 24 hours oh my god well don't

00:15:46.260 isn't from a pronatalist standpoint doesn't that kind of encourage you that there are people out there 0.97

00:15:50.340 who really you know there's so many dumb people i hope these people don't find love i hope they 1.00

00:15:54.700 don't look i'm not for everyone breeding the people who buy these fuck them 1.00

00:15:57.460 these are the people who the abortion advocates are targeting right like a lot of people are like oh 0.98

00:16:03.400 don't you think that the government should have regulations on this stuff and i'm like they're

00:16:06.320 killing their own kids don't know if i care um like i don't i don't like that people are killing 0.66

00:16:11.040 babies like bad but also are they going to cause more pain in society in the long run 0.98

00:16:15.340 so so we know that people are buying this they're buying it for 2660 and the second

00:16:20.520 that 200 i mean this is very affordable that was that was 200 but then on sale for like cheap

00:16:27.260 but okay so the second review on this to be clear is a one-star review so people can get an idea of

00:16:32.620 what's actually going on here so this is really interesting so they and a friend both bought it

00:16:37.180 and they go is this a scam my friend and i received the exact same email from you

00:16:41.640 the mind you you is spelled as the letter you no was it just our names changed and the spell

00:16:47.880 doesn't work was the spell even casted updating my revolve by updating my review is still no results

00:16:54.740 from the love spell no i know i'm seeing there's variation in fact my situation is going exactly in

00:16:59.920 the direction i didn't want but but there's some most of the reviews are positive this is just a

00:17:04.440 highly upvoted negative i think this shows that there's variation in the ethics of practitioners

00:17:08.260 here and this i think even among people in a very corrupt industry you're going to see variation

00:17:13.700 you're going to see people who are genuinely acting in good faith and genuinely showing that they are

00:17:18.900 doing the thing right like they are they're doing it with fidelity they're actually performing the

00:17:24.740 ritual for you they're actually recording it it's only for you they're not using templates

00:17:28.500 etc etc you know there's like video yeah yeah yeah and then there's this lady do anything look this 0.93

00:17:33.620 one's great i by the way i is spelled with a lowercase i i woke up from a deep sleep and had

00:17:40.260 a dream about the person i'm manifesting it felt super realistic like a lucid dream too and i lower

00:17:46.500 case i again was really happy i'm how did they do this over and over again i'm looking forward to the

00:17:52.900 results other ones woke up to an email saying the spell was cast then received a long test message from

00:17:59.060 my ex saying he loves me and misses me and doesn't want to see anyone else at 10 10 would definitely

00:18:04.580 continue buying what was what was the spell that you wanted to read about well and again i think that

00:18:10.420 this is an example i guess you know you're the the contra and i'm the pro here's a double or sorry

00:18:16.580 ultimate double attract new friends spells you know you won't be alone anymore two witches for you

00:18:22.100 casting in less than 12 hours what a turnaround i mean well two riches how many spells are they casting

00:18:27.700 a day it would be you know the more witches the merrier especially if you're trying to get

00:18:31.620 i admire these women's entrepreneurial spirit i mean and witches have been around for a long time 1.00

00:18:37.620 haven't they continue continue i mean they're not working much they're sitting at home dancing around

00:18:42.740 a fire i think that there are some people who actually take this seriously and have their weird

00:18:47.940 candles and do the thing and then there are other total like messed up people who aren't but

00:18:52.740 again with friendship i think that you know if if i believe this if i pay for this spell if i do the

00:18:59.140 thing i get you know i really really believe that these these witches are out there casting for me and 0.55

00:19:03.940 that like one of the biggest things in dating and friendship is confidence in someone is that

00:19:10.020 self-confidence and self-assuredness and if someone believes that that witchcraft has literally

00:19:15.860 made them a more attractive friend they are going to be more attractive friend prospects and also they're

00:19:21.780 going to just you know how like people who think that they're lucky are are luckier not because

00:19:27.380 they're luckier but because they actually see an opportunity when it passes them whereas people who

00:19:31.220 are more pessimistic don't recognize a good opportunity if it even slapped them across the face right so like

00:19:36.500 these people are now recognizing interest in them they're returning eye contact they're sparking

00:19:43.060 conversations they're recognizing when they should ask people to hang out later or do something with them

00:19:49.140 like well i mean you know you can't can't knock it okay okay sorry i gotta this is from the three

00:19:56.580 witches group again this spell right here is make them pay revenge spell revenge spell curse spell black 0.95

00:20:07.300 magic bad luck curse your enemy destruction spell return to cinder wait wait return to cinder i don't know

00:20:16.580 i said that that's the name of the spell i think it's return to cinder it's like return their bad deeds

00:20:20.020 to them and i'm trying to find out uh i i so so okay here's one i'm not gonna lie when i got the

00:20:28.980 reading i didn't have much confidence in it as much as i love getting readings done i take them with a grain

00:20:34.180 of salt but i was playing around with a dating app which i don't like to do and have no hopes in anything

00:20:40.180 happening just scrolling through people no one really catching my eye but there was only two people that made me

00:20:45.780 laugh and one was because of the pictures he took of himself and even this minimalistic bio made me

00:20:51.380 laugh his name was riley and he put down as his gender identity male agender no gender the name

00:20:58.820 sounded familiar so i popped back on here and reread the reading these girls did for me realizing that

00:21:06.260 this person you were describing with the exact same name i'm honestly stunned what did they cast a spell

00:21:11.460 on a random person was it what i i'm assuming they were like oh a riley is in your future and

00:21:20.340 then a riley came up but i mean like you know whatever i want to hear about why these women are 1.00

00:21:25.860 having other people punished you know this is this is really old human history they would do stuff like

00:21:30.740 this though so so it is worth noting that this is remember when we were when we toured the townships

00:21:37.140 in south africa no no think about bath bath in the uk what did they do there remember in bath they

00:21:45.140 found all of these oh the curse the folded up curse is written on metal and they were like i curse this

00:21:52.500 whoever stole my sandal yes i hope that you're cursed for forever now yeah talk about what we sell in

00:22:00.020 south africa yeah that like even now there are these traditional markets where people are selling

00:22:06.740 sympathetic medicine like you know if you and the general idea of sympathetic medicine is something

00:22:12.340 that i first discovered in preschool where in my preschool class you could have a cake made of any

00:22:19.140 anything you wanted because we had an amazing preschool and so i always asked for a swan because i believed

00:22:24.260 that if i ate a swan shaped cake i would turn into a swan and i wanted to be elegant and graceful

00:22:30.420 and i sadly never turned into a swan and i'm still incredibly clumsy but that that kind of sympathetic

00:22:36.340 magic like oh this thing is like this so taking it will cure the thing you know but i think that that's

00:22:41.860 the thing is is that most most people have this tendency to kind of go for like oh well there's this

00:22:48.180 magic or if this person waves their hands and does the thing then like we're there and i i mean i don't even

00:22:53.940 like i don't think this is like i at first when i when i found these spells on etsy i was like oh this

00:22:58.740 is the the fall of civilization we've lost our culture we've lost our tradition what i'm realizing

00:23:03.940 now is in in the pragmatist guide to crafting religion you describe what happens when you go

00:23:09.220 from a hard culture you know like really strong adherence to to orthodox judaism or to catholicism or

00:23:16.100 whatever it is like really sticking to the rules and then you become a softer culture and then oh

00:23:20.580 everyone goes to heaven but i still go to church and then even softer and softer and then you lose

00:23:24.260 everything secularism is not the pond to completely drain this right on the completely this is the

00:23:30.180 yes and and this is like we're we're turning to a a highly intuitive like literally instinctual like

00:23:37.460 zero animal understanding of the world you know yes speaking of here's another one that came up in

00:23:42.660 a bestseller and i love how like racist this is oh no so it's chinese magic spelled wrong 0.99

00:23:48.580 wait how is it spelled then with a k is that m-a-g-i-c-k oh no that's just i think that's the 0.97

00:23:55.060 english the uk spelling for okay okay but it's called the dumb donkey curse okay hold on uh but 0.89

00:24:02.260 i love how like and it looks all like chinese-y and like a really like racist looking way i actually 0.70

00:24:08.260 remember a a woman in in chinatown who was like clearly a chinese immigrant calling oh no no she 1.00

00:24:14.740 called one of my classmates a stupid monkey never mind not a stupid donkey but maybe it was like 1.00

00:24:19.140 20 people's cards 20 plus people in 20 cards okay what what does it do does it curse donkey to ruin 1.00

00:24:25.380 his life his life make them pay curse rich get revenge spell to return to cinder fast ruin career 0.97

00:24:34.180 and make him stupid spell and the capitalization is all over the place with this well i mean i'm sure 0.96

00:24:40.180 that like maybe the spell rubs off you know this is a costly spell for her to perform because every 0.99

00:24:44.740 time that she makes someone a little bit dumber some of the you know it's kind of like a hat and 0.95

00:24:49.300 a mill and the dumb juice hits you you're like exposed to the lead and it also poisons you right 0.92

00:24:54.660 i was drawn to the chinese magic shop and picked up a couple spells for my situation oh no i spoke to

00:24:59.940 lingzakane about my i don't know how to pronounce this about my situation and he was very supportive

00:25:04.900 and understanding i have full trust in his work and had great expect explanations certificates of

00:25:10.980 the work he completed now to continue to work on myself and stay positive thank you and he says thank

00:25:16.580 you for the very kind words my dear chinese magic is truly something and i am sure we will see great

00:25:22.500 results with it um well maybe no so maybe also from a branding standpoint if you're trying to be like

00:25:29.380 a a non-english speaking magician you have to like play up the stereotype just how like we we discovered

00:25:35.860 by interviewing many fine artists that they had to act crazier than they actually were because

00:25:40.260 otherwise people wouldn't buy money from them so like i just felt a ting of real sadness i saw a

00:25:46.100 two-star review and the person said that they had great customer service and loved the person but the

00:25:50.660 spell had a manifest and i'm like that's no reason you're buying a fake thing you can't give a bad review 0.92

00:25:56.180 for the spell not manifesting you jerk oh i know that's too bad this because this this seems like 0.59

00:26:04.900 one of the legit guys who like actually at least my whole thing is i don't know from the original 0.95

00:26:09.780 they do the work i think we should start a company doing this just have an ai respond to people well i'm

00:26:15.460 will we have ai magicians though in the future that like because i mean already a lot of a lot of the

00:26:21.620 images here look ai generated like clearly um very clearly if you're using a lot of so i mean

00:26:28.820 like we're progressing toward our ai gods but i let's go back just like i just want to emphasize

00:26:33.220 this sort of like to put a bow on all this but this is not this is this is the a really really good

00:26:39.460 example which you hadn't illustrated a ton in the pragmatist guide to crafting religion of that

00:26:44.260 instinctual complete baseline of of humans devoid of culture and that's what it looks like and that's

00:26:51.460 what it looks like in our society it's it's etsy magicians which is super cool i really love your

00:26:59.060 positive spin on all of this and your positive view of our fault um i uh bring stuff like this to my

00:27:08.260 attention it's just wild that this is something that people are doing it's it's really it's

00:27:13.380 cool i hope we find more of it i hope you know like this is this is insane just like our minds

00:27:20.020 were blown when we you know went to that like you know witch doctor sympathetic magic market in in the

00:27:25.300 townships of cape of south africa of cape town like we were like this is no sorry it wasn't cape

00:27:31.220 town it was johannesburg yeah that's right it was it was in the the really dangerous districts outside

00:27:36.020 of johannesburg we did a tour of one of the i don't know what you call them like the town cities

00:27:40.420 and we met with their local witch doctor and we were learning about the way that she interacted

00:27:45.140 with the community i think she also took an orphans you know then then we also visited a

00:27:50.100 different settlement in the township and we visited an orphanage before that we visited the the like

00:27:55.060 witch doctor market where they had all the all the things you could buy baubles made from you know

00:28:00.740 all sorts of things all sorts of things that i wouldn't want to

00:28:03.300 touch but that's my culture and my problem and again we were the whole reason we learned about

00:28:09.620 this was because we're about to celebrate future day our weird cultural holiday so this is all just

00:28:14.900 cultural differences but anyway i'm delighted that we live in such a weird world with lots of different 0.99

00:28:20.100 solutions for things and i wonder how many women have paid people for spells love spells for you 1.00

00:28:27.300 malcolm i actually i know it's not a non-zero number i have it's not a non-zero number yeah

00:28:34.340 it's definitely not a non-zero number i can say that and that is a weird thing to think about and

00:28:39.700 i am sorry that those spells weren't effective i know you must have paid for an awfully strong one

00:28:45.620 because i am super naturally indebted to you oh no have i let has my secret come out that like

00:28:51.460 actually you don't really love me on etsy it's that i i have a knowledge people are doing they're 0.97

00:28:57.700 buying sexual partners on etsy shit yeah etsy i want to go to one of these sellers and just be 0.99

00:29:06.740 like as amoral as possible be like i don't love this woman i don't want to love this woman i just 1.00

00:29:10.900 want her to fuck me well i wonder like but i mean and are there hold on one final thing to check 1.00

00:29:16.820 do they allow for hits so spell a spell for murder oh that's a good one no i want to i 1.00

00:29:24.660 want to go and just be mean i want to combine two of your spells i want one that's a lust spell and

00:29:29.220 then one oh my god no no no they had they sell death death curses i feel like etsy should i mean

00:29:34.900 it's one thing to like non-consensually force someone to love you this is only it's sixteen dollars

00:29:42.180 right like at least price it higher it's a death spell can i do this i should do these are like

00:29:48.260 these are like mexico level hit prices because also you can you can buy a hit in mexico i mean

00:29:52.980 that's cheap i need to go like death note on these people if it's sixteen dollars a hit i'm just gonna

00:29:58.900 start and start writing i get five stars for good communication it is too early to judge the results of

00:30:05.780 spell if the magic doesn't work i want a refund oh my god well i'd love me to ask for a refund

00:30:14.820 for a murder they're not dead give me my money back spell was done fast and was certainly powerful

00:30:21.300 i could feel it bring done i could feel it bring done thank you freya for all your help and i love

00:30:27.220 everything you do uh uh i i don't see any deaths though this is the one like other 23 pages of

00:30:36.820 reviews on us as as people leading the pro natalist that's something else another five-star review

00:30:43.060 under death spell fast delivery and was very nice smiley face

00:30:50.020 i love this that this is fun that you found the death spell i just i feel like this is it's one

00:30:57.060 i'm like okay okay fine etsy this is handmade these are like custom experiences i remember i

00:31:02.580 showed you this movie the craft by the way we may have gen z followers who haven't seen the craft yeah

00:31:07.380 go watch it you want to see like peak 90s 90s if you want to see like my friend group in high school

00:31:14.660 go watch the craft it is hilarious now because it is so accurate and it so captures the vibe of that

00:31:25.300 moment in in in our history yeah yeah and i shouldn't say my friend group i always thought 0.99

00:31:30.180 this stuff was stupid and i told them that they were stupid but not unless the girls were i'm sure 0.99

00:31:34.980 if you were hitting on them and you thought that that would get you what you wanted oh no i i i mean 1.00

00:31:39.700 i slept with a lot of these people you know these people are not difficult they do not have a full

00:31:45.060 mental capacity but i don't think you poo-pooed the idea in front of them when you wanted something oh yeah i

00:31:52.900 did i was a strict atheist oh you negged them okay well then yeah you're probably just nagging them

00:31:56.980 whatever oh okay okay anyway dear audience death spells are unethical i do not care if you

00:32:06.180 you know what you know what i think actually but there's a lot of magicians on etsy who offer death

00:32:10.420 spells but then like ultimately just try to help their clients mentally and don't actually cast death

00:32:15.940 spells even if like especially if they believe in the magic i hope so this is what i'm gonna offer

00:32:20.500 death spells and try to talk people into killing someone they reach out to me and i'm like okay

00:32:24.980 but you have to play a hand yourself so one i'll do the spell and then you go out instead i'll do

00:32:30.340 yeah i do this so yeah that's that's the power of wishy thinking i wanted a helicopter and i wished

00:32:35.540 for it and then i bought one but have you seen in africa remember they were talking about this was a

00:32:39.620 major problem they had where people would go to black magicians and they would cast spells that would 0.99

00:32:43.700 prevent bullets from hurting them oh yeah they'd like go out and try to like attack people or rob

00:32:48.820 doors and stuff and they thought they were genuinely yeah yeah yeah all right love you to death we

00:32:54.980 i gotta go yes bye gorgeous please don't kill me

Based Camp - December 28, 2023

Tradwife Learns She Can Buy Murder Spells on Etsy

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