From WW3 To McDonald’s Ice Cream Machines： All Conspiracies Connected ｜ Candace Ep 199
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Summary
It's riot season, folks, and as usual, L.A. is burning. But this time, I don t think it's a fad. And I think there's a bigger game at play than temporary distraction and division to stoke hatred between the left and right.
Transcript
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Well, guys, it's my last day and we're gonna party.
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Today, we're gonna solve all of the world's most endearing mysteries.
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Like, why are the McDonald's ice cream machines always broken?
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Is the CIA recruiting an army of telepathic autists?
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Why is a pizza shop owner one of the most influential men in Washington, D.C.?
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Why was Oprah's friend running a secret human breeding center in South America?
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And what does Jake Tapper have to do with L.A. burning to the ground right now?
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Today, we're cranking the sass to 11 and going out with a bang.
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I haven't managed to get Candace canceled off YouTube yet, so I figured I'd give it one last shot before we go.
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I hope you're ready to party. Welcome back to Candace.
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And I think they have a bigger game to play than the usual temporary distraction and division to stoke hatred between the left and the right.
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Because this time, they are manufacturing consent.
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And in many ways, they are manufacturing consent for what may turn out to be the biggest operation of our lifetimes.
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We are about to pass a point of technological no return.
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And depending on who crosses that line first, it'll wind up shaping global events for the rest of our lives and beyond.
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It is an awful convenient coincidence that Palantir gets their home team in the White House.
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And then they immediately form a partnership to integrate their technology into all government databases, just as these riots break out in L.A.
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And I tend to be pretty resistant to conspiracy theories that involve such broad and all-encompassing plots.
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But it's hard to come to terms with all of these coincidences.
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So, today, I figured we'll just get out the heavy-duty tinfoil and turn the microwave on to full blast.
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Because the conspiracy theorists have been right so many times at this point, I'm not sure how else to explain what's happening.
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Because what's happening is they have this great new AI super surveillance technology that they really want to deploy on the peasants.
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But these pesky Americans are always so concerned with their rights and their freedom.
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How on earth are they going to get everyone to accept Palantir-flavored digital oppression?
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Well, have you considered not deploying digital mass surveillance technology in the land of the free?
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Because you really can't float the 15-minute cities thing that they've got planned without the surveillance stuff.
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And plus, there's really not enough to go around for all the peasants once you account for the oligarchs' private islands and yachts and McMansions on the coast.
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So, they're going to need some sort of crowd control.
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Because, honestly, wealth has never been less equally distributed in the history of humanity.
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And it's pretty dang cool for all the kid diddlers and private jet owners.
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They need the peasants to get down with the mass digital surveillance.
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Maybe not you specifically, but you get what I mean.
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So, how are they going to get regular people to ask to have their rights and privacy taken away?
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Well, the same way that they sell the public on all the rest of the worst ideas of the last 100 years.
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Obviously, create a problem and let it get so bad that you beg for a solution.
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Pay no attention to how they got here, who let them in, or all the perfectly workable solutions that we already have for this problem.
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They would never use it on regular American citizens.
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Except for that one time when they sort of manufactured a bioweapon and then it just so happened to escape from their lab in an election year, which kind of forced the whole country to do fiat, I mean, paper ballots.
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Or that other time when, for the first and only time in history, minor structural damage and fires caused two of the biggest skyscrapers in the world to collapse into their own footprints and pulverize all of their concrete on the way down.
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But they figured they better clear all the wreckage away immediately before any investigation could take place because they knew that it was just too emotional for Americans to see all that evidence.
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It's a good thing their Israeli buddies managed to pass off the video camera they were using to, quote, document the attacks before they got caught by police because it would have been pretty awkward if they'd been caught with explosive residue in their van, cameras full of photos celebrating before, during, and after the attack, and video footage with audio of those idiots giving away the whole plan.
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So here's just a short clip to wet your whistle if you're not familiar with what I'm talking about.
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It began when this woman was watching the Twin Towers burning from her apartment in New Jersey.
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She noticed three men on top of a van, posing for pictures with the towers burning in the background.
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The witness called police, who stopped the van hours later and arrested five men.
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Sources tell ABC News, during a check of national security databases, some of the men were listed as having had connections with Israeli intelligence.
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The FBI needed the answers to three important questions.
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What brought them to that parking lot on the morning of September 11th?
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And did they have any advanced knowledge of what was going to happen that day?
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They said they worked for a company called Urban Moving.
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The FBI obtained a search warrant for the company's offices.
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Two SUVs were filled up with between 9 and 12 boxes and computers.
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Not long after the arrests, the offices of Urban Moving were simply abandoned.
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Then, later, after being held for a long time, all those Israelis that were being investigated got deported.
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And once they got deported to Israel, they had the bright idea to go on Israeli TV and say this out loud to the whole world.
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And at that point, we were taken for another round of questioning, this time related to our allegedly being members of Mossad.
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The fact of the matter is, we are coming from a country that experiences terror daily.
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Man, you'd think that America would have wanted some answers.
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They managed to parlay the fallout from 9-11 into two official wars and lord knows how many covert ones around the globe.
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Plus, they did a little opioid epidemic on the side.
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You see, it's always more than one game at a time because there's always more than one set of evil interests working together to make these plans possible.
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It's so confusing and has confounded so many for so long because so many powerful and evil people wanted him dead.
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The CIA saw him rightly as an existential threat.
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Israel's nuclear and lobbying programs were threatened.
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LBJ was likely going to prison if he didn't do something fast.
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And honestly, it's harder to find people that didn't want Jack dead than people that did.
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And they all played small and large roles contributing to that plot.
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That's how the biggest capital C conspiracies go.
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And you have to be genuinely retarded to not realize that they do happen at this point.
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Whether it's JFK, 9-11, COVID, or the Federal Reserve.
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Even the most basic read into any of these big ones, and it's pretty obvious that they are conspiracies.
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In fact, with JFK and the Fed, the official narrative is now that they were conspiracies.
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All they did was plunge America and the entire world into a century of poverty and despair, you know.
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But conspiracies happen on even the seemingly smallest of scales.
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Like, do you know about the McDonald's ice cream machine conspiracy?
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Because the McDonald's ice cream machines are famous for being broken.
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It got to be such a problem that it became a meme.
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And someone made a whole website that tracked and scraped the data from all over the country
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and live reports it at any given time, all the McDonald's ice cream machines that are down in any given area in the whole United States.
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But especially, then, when you learn that Taylor, the company that makes all the equipment for McDonald's,
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they also manufacture the ice cream machines for several other chains, like Wendy's, for example,
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where the ice cream machines never seem to be down.
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Because it was a huge problem for McDonald's franchisees, the people who actually own the individual McDonald's,
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because they are required to use Taylor machines.
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But the machines are horrible, and they're impossible to fix on your own.
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And so every time it breaks, you have to call a technician from Taylor to come out and plug their special computer in to fix it for you.
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So then, a couple dudes came up with a solution and founded a company called Kitsch.
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They had invented a technology that plugs into the Taylor machine and has a special computer built in to let franchisees fix the machines on their own.
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And we know all about these crazy details because Kitsch eventually filed a lawsuit that is wild to read.
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People from Taylor tried to infiltrate their trials while they were beta testing this technology, and they did it in three different ways.
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Then, hiring private investigators to join the trials.
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And then, eventually, they got a McDonald's franchisee to join the trial on their behalf.
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As soon as they got their hands on one of these Kitsch machines,
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it went offline and stopped communicating data to Kitsch headquarters.
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And it later came out in court that they had been running the machine disconnected from the internet non-stop to, presumably, reverse engineer the technology.
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Around the same time, McDonald's HQ sent out a memo warning all the franchisees not to use the Kitsch software,
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or they would void their warranties and might be liable for legal penalties.
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Just a few months later, a new company called Powerhouse Dynamics came out with a product identical to Kitsch.
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And when the Kitsch team looked into it, they discovered that the new company was owned by none other than Middleby,
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the parent company of Taylor, the ice cream machine company.
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I presume Kitsch is learning what Tiffany Cianci learned the hard way about lawfare and being bled dry by private equity and megacorporations with endless legal battles.
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But they discovered that Taylor, the company making these broken ice cream machines,
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took at least a quarter of their revenue from repairing the machines, not from selling working ones in the first place.
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Their whole business model relied on selling faulty machines that were constantly in need of repair.
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And then it came out in further discovery that the executives at Middleby, Taylor, and McDonald's had been colluding to kill the Kitsch software
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because they were in on the broken ice cream machine scam altogether to some degree.
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It was literally a corporate conspiracy theory over the most mundane thing ever, McFlurries, which aren't even that good.
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They don't even turn it upside down when they hand it to you.
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And it was right there in the email correspondence, plain as day, the executives at Middleby asking McDonald's HQ to help them kill Kitsch.
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McDonald's ice cream machines are still broken all over the country.
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Kitsch is still fighting an endless legal battle over the theft of their intellectual property and corporate collusion to kill their company.
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A company that would have helped enrich this great nation with ice cream.
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They were just trying to give the people what they wanted.
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The McDonald's ice cream conspiracy is not a meme.
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The more you read history, honestly, the more you see conspiracies, not literally everywhere, but it sounds more spooky if you just say everywhere.
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So anyways, that one time, when Grandpa Bush tried to overthrow the government.
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It's well-documented, official mainstream history.
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Open conspiracy by a bunch of America's wealthiest Nazi-sympathizing business tycoons
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to turn America into a fascist dictatorship, and it was probably only stopped because one
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man, Smedley Butler, stood up to them and stopped it.
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The entire fate of the human race hinged on that single man's decision to preserve the
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American way of life, or at least the American ideal, right?
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Because everything gets even crazier when you learn how many American and European businessmen
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were funding Adolf Hitler's rise to power and profiting off of supplying the Nazi war machine
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The Nazi army blitzkrieged over France in Ford trucks and using Ford tanks.
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They supplied their army with trains running on American-made rail lines.
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They drank American Coca-Cola to cool off after a hard day's warring.
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In fact, after World War II, Ford actually sued the U.S. government for bombing their Nazi
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Because you see, us regular folk live such regular lives that this kind of stuff is so
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far beyond our imaginations, it sounds like fiction.
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You know, Hollywood, that place that was founded by a bunch of Jewish dudes in direct partnership
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with the mob that only a crazy person would have ever thought was run by pedophiles because
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At least, until 2016, when that crazy pizza conspiracy flooded the internet with totally
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fake news about the Clintons and America's most powerful political elite.
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We all started to suspect that Hollywood had some weird secrets.
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But then, a totally not government agent went storming into a pizza shop with a rifle for a
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photo op and fired one bullet that missed everyone inside but managed to go through a door and then
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straight down through the top of the pizza shop's computer, frying its hard drive?
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When he was arrested, he declared that Alex Jones had lied to him.
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Oh, by the way, he was later killed during a routine traffic stop, apparently.
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Pay no attention to the fact that Media Matters was owned by the boyfriend of the dude who
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owned the weird satanic pizza shop that the Podestas liked to throw parties at.
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Pay no attention to the fact that GQ magazine, for some reason, named the owner of a DC pizza
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shop one of the most influential men in Washington.
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Also, the spirit-cooking witch that hangs around Hollywood and political elites mixing blood
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Then she turns up down in South America promoting John of God, Oprah's guru buddy, who also had
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this super awkward breeding farm hidden down there where he was breeding children for...
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You can go back and read that text that was on the screen if you want to know more, because
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it's super dark, because the fact remains, you were just a conspiracy theorist.
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Hollywood was the picture of righteousness and virtue, and they were busy telling you
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to save the planet by eating fake meat and sipping oat milk lattes with paper straws while
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And then, Jeffrey Epstein got arrested, and it turned out that Hollywood is full of pedos.
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He was being invited to all their parties by one of the most powerful women in Hollywood,
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She was famous for a contact book of 30,000 of the most influential people in the world
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that she would invite to parties to make these guys feel important and to convince the peasants
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Don't look too closely at Woody Allen's stepdaughter, I mean wife, um, yeah, or the foot logo for
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Nickelodeon, which turned out to be linked to some weird foot stuff.
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But, you know, Dan Schneider just denied all that and started suing, so I just want to
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Dan Schneider is a normal dude, and those were just wild allegations, okay?
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And we would have known a lot more about all the shady underbelly of Hollywood a whole lot
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sooner if Avicii and Michael Jackson, Anthony Bourdain and Prodigy and a whole bunch of
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I mean, it turns out that going against the grain in Hollywood is a really accident-prone
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Pay no attention to what he was talking about right before that.
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And you see, even now that Diddy is on trial, even after Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself,
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even after John of God went down and the Nickelodeon feet guy went down and Abercrombie and Fitch
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was a giant gay trafficking operation, you're still a conspiracy theorist if you read about
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There's still an aversion to looking back at all the other odd coincidences and saying,
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And by now, we all know that's because an awful lot of people in the quote mainstream
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Whether they're actually doing skull and bones rituals and diddling kids or just getting
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rich off of looking the other way, an awful lot of them are in on it.
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I mean, seriously, on the skull and bones thing, this is one of the oldest secret societies
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I went through a whole list of the power players that have come through their halls in my episode
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The initiation ritual is rumored, just rumored, to involve getting in a coffin while other
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Especially when you realize that the 2000 U.S. presidential election featured two bonesmen
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from the same class facing off against each other.
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I really hope that the rumors about that initiation ritual aren't true because that's just embarrassing
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It's almost as embarrassing as Joe Biden being the president for four years.
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I mean, really, when you think about it, who even asked tougher questions than Jake Tapper?
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Did anyone else cover the story of Biden's mental decline as hard as Jake Tapper?
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Here is Jake Tapper talking about the whole situation back in 2020 with Laura Trump.
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Every time he comes on stage or they turn to him, I'm like, Joe, can you get it out?
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How do you think it makes little kids with stutters feel when they see you make a comment
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First and foremost, I had no idea that Joe Biden ever suffered from a stutter.
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I think what we see on stage with Joe Biden, Jake, is very clearly a cognitive decline.
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It makes me uncomfortable to watch somebody on stage search for questions and try and
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But when you're trying to tell me that what I was suggesting was a stuttering, I had no
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And I think you have absolutely no standing to diagnose somebody's cognitive decline.
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And I would think that somebody in the Trump family would be more sensitive to people who
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do not have medical licenses diagnosing politicians from afar.
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Plenty of people have diagnosed your father from afar.
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And I'm sure it offends you, your father-in-law from afar.
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What I'm saying, Jake, is that we completely see that Joe Biden is struggling a many times
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And it's very concerning to a lot of people that this could be the leader of the free
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Thanks for that heavy hitting journalism and accountability, Jake Tapper, because here he
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Alex Thompson of Axios and I have spent the last several months talking to more than 200
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insiders and officials and donors and activists more willing to talk post-election, of course,
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to explain the last couple of years in politics and how we as a nation got here with never
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You can pre-order the book at OriginalsinBook.com.
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You're really never going to believe what was going on.
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Have you heard Joe Biden was in mental decline and no one even told us who was hiding this
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That's like, how do you even put that on the shelves at Barnes and Noble and live with
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Manufacturing consent for Palantir and World War III.
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Because you see, there's this famous Google keyword trend.
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If you look at when the words racist and homophobe and all these other woke words skyrocketed into
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our national lexicon, it was coincidentally, just a coincidence, right when Occupy Wall Street
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The bankers have always been at the top of the pyramid because the money has always been the
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And the base layer of every conspiracy, every power structure, every world-changing event,
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Hitler, among many other crazy ideas, kicked the European central bankers out.
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Occupy Wall Street, holding the banks accountable for their crimes.
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Well, they couldn't exactly just dead thousands of regular Americans all around the country,
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There's more than one way to skin a threat to global financial domination.
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And one of the best ways is to divide people with culture wars and get them to just fight
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If the people need an enemy, they will provide one.
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And sometimes that means providing a boogeyman like the Nazis or the commies or the terrorists
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This is especially effective because all of these groups are actual threats.
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They are actually our enemies in an immediately understandable way.
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But they are not exactly the enemies of our overlords.
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In fact, they are often created by our overlords to fulfill this exact role.
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Ask Google a couple hard questions about who funds ISIS.
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Tune around on Twitter looking for info on who funded all the illegal immigration.
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And in between all the big bad boogeymen, it never hurts to have a couple extra things
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Plenty of things people disagree on that they can easily be encouraged to fight over like
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red versus blue or gay versus straight or white versus black.
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Just whatever you do, pay no attention to the Federal Reserve, which is not federal and has
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Just don't talk about the bankers funding both sides of every war.
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Definitely don't get too curious about what started each war or you might wind up sounding
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like Patrick Clawson, a senior fellow and research counselor at the Washington Institute.
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Here he is responding to questions regarding U.S. policy towards Iran at a policy forum in
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I frankly think that crisis initiation is really tough.
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And it's very hard for me to see how the United States...
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Which leads me to conclude that if, in fact, compromise is not coming, that the traditional
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way of America gets to war is what would be best for U.S. interests.
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Some people might think that Mr. Roosevelt wanted to get us into World War II, as David mentioned.
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You may recall we had to wait for Pearl Harbor.
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Some people might think Mr. Wilson wanted to get us into World War I.
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You may recall he had to wait for the Lusitania episode.
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Some people might think that Mr. Johnson wanted to send troops to Vietnam.
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You may recall we had to wait for the Gulf of Tonkin episode.
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We didn't go to war with Spain until the Maine exploded.
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And may I point out that Mr. Lincoln did not feel he could call out the Federal Army until
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Fort Sumter was attacked, which is why he ordered the commander at Fort Sumter to do exactly that
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thing which the South Carolinians had said would cause an attack.
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So if, in fact, the Iranians aren't going to compromise, it would be best if somebody else started the war.
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One can combine other means of pressure with sanctions.
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I mean, look, people, Iranian submarines periodically go down.
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But I'm just suggesting that this is not an either or proposition.
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You know, it's just sanctions has to succeed or other things.
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We are in the game of using covert means against the Iranians.
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I mean, I'm not advocating for false flag attacks, but look at how great all these other
00:29:17.000
false flag attacks worked at getting us into global warfare.
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I'm just saying that it would be worth advocating for if someone wanted to do it, because that
00:29:32.560
That is how long they've been wanting to go to war with Iran.
00:29:36.200
And I think he's dumb enough to actually believe himself.
00:29:39.500
He actually has the deep state's hand so far up his, well, you know, you've seen the Muppets
00:29:45.140
that he doesn't even realize that half the things that he just listed are well-known false
00:29:51.380
And the other half only take a small amount of research to figure out what was really
00:29:55.740
But honestly, bro was ahead of his time because now 13 years later, it is finally officially
00:30:02.500
They're stretching the terrorist puppet show about as far as it can go.
00:30:06.740
And Israel has made a real bungle of support for that whole genre.
00:30:11.060
So it's about time for either a new boom boom or a new bad guy.
00:30:19.080
Immigrants are kind of the ultimate chess move on their part because it combines the
00:30:23.800
culture war with the proxy war and it brings it to the home turf.
00:30:27.100
In a nation of immigrants, what political genius to get everyone fighting over immigration.
00:30:33.740
It's both a very real and catastrophic threat when taken to the extreme that it has already
00:30:38.880
And yet it is also the foundational principle of this country that was at every stage of
00:30:44.280
its history, a nation of foreigners taking people's land.
00:30:50.660
It's a pretty aces move and we are definitely in for a messed up decade or two or 10.
00:30:59.140
But one thing I do know is that illegal immigrants aren't going to get us to war with Iran.
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And so the bankers, they really want war with Iran.
00:31:08.420
So I genuinely worry that the next move on the board is a major terror attack of 9-11 magnitude
00:31:17.500
I pray that they just shrivel up and go to hell with Henry Kissinger.
00:31:20.900
But I am afraid that there are too many evil people in this world up to too many evil games.
00:31:32.540
Far too many unknown variables are already at play in America.
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And when you start to think about it all, it's pretty dark and depressing pretty fast.
00:31:42.560
So I want to lighten the mood and go somewhere totally different and a lot more fun.
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In a moment, we're going to talk about telepathy, the CIA, and a whole rabbit hole.
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And so to finish us off for today, let's go all the way to left field for something completely
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This is one of my absolute favorite digs right now, and everyone's going to feel all
00:33:23.520
If you haven't listened to the telepathy tapes yet, it's a podcast in 10 parts, and all I
00:33:28.840
ask is that before passing judgments on the veracity of any of what we're about to talk
00:33:40.320
They're on YouTube in a playlist with the cute pink cassette tape.
00:33:45.960
And now, I'm going to do my best to summarize one of the main threads that they discuss.
00:33:51.000
Non-verbal autistic kids seem to be telepathic.
00:33:56.320
But most people probably misinterpret that sentence in just about every way possible, so
00:34:02.480
A certain portion of severely autistic children are non-verbal.
00:34:06.660
These are the kids that uncontrollably bang their heads into walls and smear poop everywhere
00:34:10.720
and rock back and forth and scream at the top of their lungs.
00:34:13.440
Being a parent to one of these children is one of the hardest things a human could ever do.
00:34:18.260
And for the longest time, mainstream science figured that there was just nobody inside
00:34:24.500
They must not have any intelligence since they can't even control their bodies.
00:34:28.680
But then, in the 60s and 70s, a bunch of therapists realized that you could teach these
00:34:34.660
kids and adults to use their gross motor skills to touch letters on a big letter board and
00:34:41.700
They can't form words with the fine motor skills of their tongues or even type on a keyboard
00:34:47.400
with the fine motor skills of their fingers, but with focus and training, they can learn
00:34:54.440
Once they started teaching non-verbal autistic kids to use these letter boards, they realized
00:35:00.200
that these kids not only had personalities and intelligence hidden inside these uncontrollable
00:35:08.600
Like, these kids were so smart, it defied all rational explanation.
00:35:12.900
As the use of these letter boards became more and more widespread through the 70s and 80s
00:35:17.460
and 90s, parents and therapists all around the country and world started all realizing in
00:35:23.280
isolation that their non-verbal children were more than just smart.
00:35:27.300
They were doing something not explainable by conventional science.
00:35:30.980
They could do things like type out the entire Declaration of Independence word for word without
00:35:36.560
stopping, with no errors, having never read or studied it as far as their parents knew.
00:35:41.260
They could type out other classical literature too, like the Gettysburg Address.
00:35:44.960
It took them forever, obviously, because they were using a letter board, but they made it
00:35:51.520
Other kids could type in foreign languages they had never learned.
00:35:54.700
Some of them could even read hieroglyphics in other ancient languages, with no training.
00:35:59.880
Almost all of these parents and therapists also had some version of realizing that these
00:36:04.260
non-speakers, as they're referred to in the podcast, could read their minds.
00:36:08.600
They knew this, not only because the non-speakers would tell them directly that they could, but
00:36:13.580
also because the non-speakers could demonstrate it with 100% accuracy over and over and over again
00:36:19.580
day after day under basically any circumstances.
00:36:23.220
And now, at this point, if you've never heard of the telepathy tapes, this is probably all a little
00:36:28.360
much, and you're probably wondering where the hell I'm going with this and exactly when I lost my mind.
00:36:34.100
Firstly, the telepathy tapes is following the work of a Johns Hopkins and Harvard-educated
00:36:41.940
But she is far from alone in this research, and what makes this research and this series
00:36:46.760
so interesting to me is actually not her credentials.
00:36:49.580
But just the sheer scope of the phenomenon, we're talking about thousands of people reporting
00:36:54.780
the same thing independently all across the U.S. and beyond, people that have never spoken
00:37:01.420
For decades, they all thought that they were the only ones, because any time they would
00:37:06.120
mention it to someone, they would be called crazy, and parents of non-verbal autistic kids
00:37:10.320
are already some of the most self-isolating people in society, because it's really hard to
00:37:16.420
So, for decades, thousands of families all discovered this in unison, all alone.
00:37:23.260
But it gets crazier, because it turns out that all the non-speakers can communicate with
00:37:33.200
They are able to demonstrate this at will by doing things like telling the podcast host
00:37:37.340
things about another family on the other side of the country whom they have never met,
00:37:41.000
being able to tell her things that are happening that day for other non-speakers far away.
00:37:45.840
You really have to listen to the podcast to understand how weird and wild it all is.
00:37:50.960
And there's a whole darker conspiracy theory that I've dug into before around how we suddenly
00:37:56.240
have all these injections and simultaneously, but totally unrelated, we have this massive spike
00:38:03.400
in autism, just as we're discovering that non-verbal autistic kids are telepathic and that something
00:38:09.020
the CIA has always been a little curious about.
00:38:12.640
That video is on my YouTube channel if you want to go further down this rabbit hole.
00:38:19.700
All, and I mean basically all, of these non-verbal kids talk about God.
00:38:25.100
Some of them fit into this religion or that religion, but they all speak about God.
00:38:32.120
And they all speak about accessing another realm where they're able to communicate with
00:38:35.880
one another and where they're able to learn to speak in languages they've never learned
00:38:42.000
And they speak to and are living evidence of something much bigger than all of us.
00:38:47.320
And in every instance, these abilities that they have inside these bodies that they can't
00:38:54.160
When they're in a state of anxiety and fear, they're disconnected from this realm, from
00:39:00.740
When they're filled with love and happiness, they're able to do incredible, inexplicable
00:39:07.480
And I'll let you listen to the podcast for yourself to make your own judgments about the
00:39:11.560
veracity and what exactly is going on because you really do have to judge it for yourself.
00:39:20.420
The nature of being human is changing inside all of us.
00:39:25.320
And although there is so much evil in the world and so many reasons to be fearful and
00:39:34.740
And the most powerful force in the universe springs from that part of us.
00:39:38.520
Not from Palantir's digital surveillance systems.
00:39:41.200
Not from political propaganda fear-mongering us into war.
00:39:44.780
Not from divisive rhetoric telling us to hate one another.
00:39:47.640
Our shared humanity is far more powerful than any of the forces that would tear us apart.
00:39:53.500
And I genuinely believe that God will win in this cosmic battle between good and evil.
00:40:04.000
And even though it seems dark some days, keep going.
00:40:14.500
And I think that's where I'll leave you guys for now.
00:40:18.940
I'm going to read some of your comments in just a minute.
00:40:21.100
But first, I wanted to thank you all just so much for being so warm and welcoming to me.
00:40:26.080
I know that usually when you have a substitute, most times you just start shooting spitballs and
00:40:32.220
But I put in everything I had to make all my episodes with you guys as fun and informative
00:40:39.580
And it meant so much to me for you guys to keep watching each week and to leave such kind comments.
00:40:49.200
And to step into the shoes of someone like Candice and try to come anywhere near the bar that she sets
00:40:55.760
And it was the most fun challenge I could have ever set for myself.
00:40:58.380
I learned so much and I'm so grateful to Candice and to the whole team.
00:41:03.080
Thanks for taking me in, trusting me not to make a mess of things.
00:41:08.300
I'd really appreciate it if you followed me on my channel over at Ian Carroll Show.
00:41:11.840
There's a link in the description below because I just ordered a whole bunch of new equipment
00:41:15.160
to level up my YouTube game with all the things I learned from Candice and her team.
00:41:20.640
I'll be microwaving more tinfoil over on my channel all year long.
00:41:27.020
Tiffany Sianci, I was able to sit down with her for an in-person interview and I'll be
00:41:31.720
posting that over on my channel hopefully next week.
00:41:34.280
She is still in a legal battle with Unleashed Brands and Michael Browning Jr.
00:41:37.620
She could desperately use your help and prayers.
00:41:40.580
We'll put a link to her social media down below so you can follow along with her fight if you
00:41:45.380
I will be continuing to report on her story over the coming months.
00:41:48.580
And lastly, I told you guys in one of my first episodes about how basically everything
00:41:53.140
in the grocery store is owned by the same three companies.
00:41:55.620
Well, those spreadsheets that I've been publishing for the last two years are finally becoming
00:42:00.560
an app, which you can use to easily scan anything you buy and learn just who owns it
00:42:10.920
It's called Buyer and it's going to be offered for free for the simple version and a couple
00:42:15.300
bucks a month for the souped up enhanced AI version.
00:42:18.160
You can follow along and sign up to get in on the next round of beta testing by going
00:42:26.940
I'm going to use it mostly to try to find founder and family owned brands hidden among
00:42:31.300
all the mega corporate crap, but it's going to be customizable.
00:42:34.920
It's going to be able to find whatever you want to find.
00:42:38.200
So now let's get to some of your guys' comments because like I said, a Candace comment section
00:42:46.160
Insights, tinfoil, positivity, y'all are the best.
00:42:51.560
One standard, one truth said, what I love about Ian and Candace is that they transcend
00:42:57.040
They're just honest, rational, determined, and filled with good intentions.
00:43:01.620
And honestly, like, I think that more and more people in America are waking up to the fact
00:43:05.560
that the left-right dichotomy is a scam, whether it's because of what Trump is doing today
00:43:09.880
or it's because of what Bush did back in the day, because it's what Biden did.
00:43:12.840
Like, we all come from our own places in the political spectrum and ultimately realize that
00:43:25.300
So between Ian and Candace, I will never trust another human being again.
00:43:30.740
Seriously, though, I greatly appreciate all the work you guys do.
00:43:34.260
I also really like how there's certain people in this, like, decentralized media space that
00:43:37.920
have the right balance of, like, humor and entertainment, but also, like, objective standard
00:43:42.420
for evidence and truth and willingness to, like, dig into the deep stories.
00:43:46.340
Candace is such an inspiration because she's not afraid to go anywhere and look at anything.
00:43:50.680
But she also has a high understanding of, like, objective evidence.
00:43:55.500
And she knows how to not get sued because you have to know how to find objective truth in
00:44:00.860
So, Musa says, Candace and Ian have no idea how far they reach with this channel.
00:44:07.600
You have a guy in South Africa who literally lives in a village who's experiencing power
00:44:11.460
cuts, load shedding, as he types that never misses an episode.
00:44:15.220
Started following Candace back in 2020, and I've been hooked ever since.
00:44:18.060
May you keep exposing the truth while we keep you in our prayers.
00:44:22.900
Like, actually, like, Flat Earthers, just put your beef aside for a second and just imagine
00:44:28.040
a globe and imagine, like, how far of a flight it is, how far away that commenter is from
00:44:36.600
And just imagine all the other people all around the world.
00:44:39.400
I love how the internet connects people that share, like, beliefs and ideas and culture,
00:44:47.940
essentially, but are from every different culture imaginable.
00:44:53.100
Ever since I've been doing this job, I have found my people all across the United States,
00:45:02.580
As a massive Tolkien fan, the Palantir name is a huge red flag.
00:45:07.440
In The Lord of the Rings, the Palantir is the crazy ball that Saruman puts his hand on and
00:45:15.500
But, it comes with this legend, this myth, that the Palantir is all-powerful and the
00:45:20.820
more you use it, the more it corrupts you to evil.
00:45:23.580
And that's how Saruman, the white wizard, got turned evil and started working for the
00:45:45.660
I want to point out, though, that this is part of journalism.
00:45:48.020
This is like, this is the filter that brings you the news, but in a fun way.
00:45:53.120
This is like Rachel Maddow, if it didn't suck and wasn't paid for by megacorporations.
00:45:57.220
Or like John Oliver, if, you know, he didn't sell out to corporate interests at a certain
00:46:02.000
But it's not the whole picture of journalism because people like Candace and myself, we
00:46:07.240
rely oftentimes on like the muckrakers and the hardcore, like the journalists that are
00:46:11.980
actually sourcing stories, getting leaks, getting leads.
00:46:14.800
It's a whole network of decentralized information.
00:46:17.680
And I rely very heavily on all these other people doing all the hard work more on the
00:46:23.300
So, always remember that though you often will only see people like us on the screen getting
00:46:29.020
the attention, it's important to remember to support and shine a light on all the other
00:46:33.720
journalists that are actually helping to filter all the information in for all of us to benefit
00:46:38.760
Erica Taylor said, man, this stuff is getting so scary.
00:46:41.760
I would love Ian and Candace to do episodes on what they do to protect their kids from the
00:46:46.380
chemicals and what their plan is if those AI things take off.
00:46:53.220
Fortunately for me, unfortunately for you, I don't have kids yet.
00:46:56.320
Although I'm already big time thinking about what to do to protect them.
00:46:59.660
And for me, one of the biggest things is what state you live in and what laws you're subject
00:47:03.540
to because the state regulations matter so much when it comes to what's allowed to be
00:47:08.780
in your food, what's in your grocery stores, what they can do to your kids in school, what
00:47:12.580
you can do to retaliate if they do something to your kids, just all of it.
00:47:19.400
But beyond that, the ultimate thing is that the unfortunate truth is that it's up to you.
00:47:25.120
So if you aren't educated on it, if you don't deeply understand it, like, you know, people
00:47:29.700
like us can help get you started, but you got to research it for yourself because these
00:47:34.380
You have to be in charge of understanding what's best for them, what's safe for them,
00:47:38.680
what, you know, legal rights you do and don't have in your state around them.
00:47:42.600
Because if you don't understand that, you are ultimately vulnerable.
00:47:47.880
But when it comes to your kids, it's just not, honestly.
00:47:52.240
So Stacey Bird says, I'm a dietician that worked at a hospital located off a highway.
00:47:57.620
One thing the truckers tend to suffer from is a plethora of GI issues.
00:48:01.000
IBS would be the least of their issues to festulas, intestines sticking together to bowel cancer.
00:48:06.260
This is due to the amount of time they spend sitting and then on the go diet that they consume
00:48:13.000
They literally give their lives to provide us goods.
00:48:16.800
That trucking episode totally changed my perspective on truckers, on highways, on everything I
00:48:25.220
And I find myself, like, pulling back for truckers, giving them space to merge, flashing my lights
00:48:32.360
And it's like, I just have so much more respect for them now and so much more empathy for what
00:48:36.860
Because not only are they getting paid, like, often slave wages, but also they are giving
00:48:42.600
their health, their humanity, their happiness, their whole livelihood to it.
00:48:48.620
Now, there were a lot of truckers that commented about how there are certain ways in the industry,
00:48:52.580
like, to get the right job that pays, you know, properly.
00:49:02.960
I can say as someone who worked in Canadian trucking, it doesn't make sense that the people
00:49:06.280
who are the literal backbone of any society live so miserably.
00:49:09.540
Everything physical was brought here by a truck, plane, train, or boat.
00:49:13.040
And cities would starve to death within a couple months without truckers.
00:49:21.180
I just, it's crazy how tied together the world is.
00:49:24.680
And episodes like that trucking episode, they really get me thinking through the complexity
00:49:31.580
Because when you look at an issue in isolation, it's easy to think, oh, big problem.
00:49:38.500
But you, like, it's so tied into the supply chain and tied into our own demand for goods
00:49:43.740
at cheaper prices, tied into the deregulation of the industry, tied into the union industry.
00:49:50.400
And ultimately, unfortunately, it's all driven by incentives.
00:49:54.800
And it's all driven by our desire to have more for less, always.
00:49:59.520
More stuff, cheaper, more comfort, more everything all the time.
00:50:03.380
It's like this American dream that is just this monster consuming all of us until we
00:50:10.460
And until we're sacrificing our men and women in these trucks, in these, like, essentially
00:50:18.520
And that book that I was reading from, that Benjamin Lohr book, it paints it in such an
00:50:36.800
Thank you so much again for hanging out and having a good time.
00:50:40.660
Be sure to like the video, leave a comment, and share it with all of your most brainwashed
00:50:47.260
Drink your water, do something nice for someone, and tell your family you love them.