Classically Abby - May 22, 2020


Husband VS. Wife Movie Review: Tarantino SPEED ROUND!! || We had a TON of thoughts!


Episode Stats

Length

29 minutes

Words per Minute

198.67255

Word Count

5,787

Sentence Count

46

Misogynist Sentences

16

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary

In this episode, Jacob and Yusong review Quentin Tarantino's first film, Reservoir Dogs. They also discuss how Tarantino is one of the most underrated film directors of all time, and what it means to be a Tarantino fan.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hello beautiful ladies and welcome to today's video where we're going to be
00:00:03.780 reviewing all of the Quentin Tarantino movies we recently watched in our own
00:00:07.440 Quentin Tarantino movie festival.
00:00:12.240 So recently Jacob and I decided that we were going to do a Tarantino festival
00:00:16.360 because I hadn't seen... Yeah, we decided. It wasn't a unilateral husband decision to
00:00:20.760 inflict upon my wife. It was totally a collaborative thing because you are
00:00:25.800 totally the kind of person who would come up with the idea to put yourself
00:00:28.640 through that. Well there was a little bit of me involved because I used to have a
00:00:33.740 haircut that looked exactly like Uma Thurman's from Pulp Fiction and people
00:00:38.320 used to tell me that I looked like her from that movie and I'd never seen it.
00:00:41.000 So I felt like maybe I should so I kind of got dragged into it but also I was okay
00:00:46.460 with it. And now eight movies later your mild curiosity about one film that you
00:00:53.300 had a haircut similar to has panned out in a brutal time-wasting fashion. So
00:00:58.400 because we watched all of these movies we figured we would do five minute speed
00:01:02.180 reviews of each film and put them up for you guys to see. So if you're deciding
00:01:05.900 whether you want to watch a Quentin Tarantino movie you'll have most of them
00:01:10.100 reviewed by us. Yeah the only things we're leaving out are Hateful Eight and
00:01:14.500 Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Hateful Eight because we just cannot put
00:01:20.340 ourselves through it. I watched it when it came out in theaters and that was a real
00:01:24.200 never again for me and I'm not gonna put my wife through that even for the sake of
00:01:27.320 a torturous joke. And then we recently saw Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and it's
00:01:30.800 so fresh doesn't feel like it needs the retread and review. You know you'd give
00:01:34.820 that thing its own review if you want because it's so new and then all the
00:01:38.160 others you get the retrospective anthology review. Yeah so we're gonna have
00:01:42.740 a good time doing five minute reviews. I'm gonna have a timer in one of these
00:01:46.340 corners here and you guys will see the countdown. So it'll be a lot of fun and
00:01:50.600 let's get into it. Let's establish some ground rules. Describing the movie does
00:01:55.040 not count as part of the five minutes. It doesn't. Oh I was gonna say we just
00:01:58.580 don't describe the movie then. No we gotta give a little setup. So to start off we
00:02:02.920 have 1992's Reservoir Dogs Tarantino's first movie. What's it about? A group of
00:02:08.540 jewel thieves who tried to do an operation together steal some diamonds. It all
00:02:12.680 falls apart and so the movie is primarily just the aftermath of this jewel heist
00:02:16.040 falling apart. Guys accusing each other you're a rat you're the reason why it
00:02:19.480 failed and then just drama ensemble cast ensues. Yes. What did you think of this
00:02:25.360 movie? Starting the clock. Oh starting now. Okay. I thought it was extremely along
00:02:34.240 the lines of if you gave a competent high schooler the opportunity to film a
00:02:39.920 stage play. Yeah it was very overrated. People talk about this movie like it's
00:02:43.900 amazing and you know what's weird is it's been a couple of days since we've
00:02:48.360 watched it maybe a week or so and I kind of get why after a certain length of
00:02:53.600 time you remember the snapshots of it but actually watching it no no no it's not
00:02:59.600 well that's every Tarantino movie. Yeah exactly I really think that's kind of his
00:03:03.300 thing is that afterwards after a little bit of time has passed you remember the
00:03:06.920 punchy moments and so you're like oh I remember liking that movie. Is Tarantino
00:03:11.580 the memorable ex-girlfriend or boyfriend of film directors in the sense that like
00:03:17.280 you're watching it and you're bored because almost 90% or more of his movies
00:03:22.120 is just dialogue you don't really care about in order to characterize without
00:03:26.340 characterizing people you feel nothing towards. Yes. And then the few things you
00:03:30.360 remember are his two to three it's always two to three stylish moments in the movie
00:03:34.700 that I go oh that was a cool thing which you probably stole from somewhere else
00:03:38.280 because he's a massive film nerd who just cribs notes. Yeah. And then it's a week
00:03:41.940 it's two weeks and they're like yeah that was a cool moment maybe look it up on
00:03:45.480 YouTube yeah that was a cool moment. Right. And then you forget that the movie is an
00:03:48.660 hour and forty minutes of just utter just boring nonsense otherwise or two hours
00:03:54.160 then two and a half hours then two hours fifty minutes then three hours of
00:03:58.020 nonsense the guy just keeps adding more and more into these movies and there's
00:04:01.080 still only two to three scenes that are good. It's very odd but what was
00:04:04.120 striking to me because this was the first of his movies was two things one was
00:04:08.860 the sound felt like a recorded stage play and I know this now because we've
00:04:13.780 worked so much on sound for my channel that you know you kind of start to hear
00:04:19.540 things when they're not as well done and you can tell it almost sounds like he
00:04:23.600 just recorded people on a soundstage not really professionally it was very weird
00:04:28.180 but then the other thing was that you don't ever get backstory he considers
00:04:32.660 backstory the like ten minutes before the stuff in the movie happened you know
00:04:37.400 not an actual like you do get your flashbacks that's what I'm saying
00:04:41.600 terribly paced so the movie you've probably seen it because it's super
00:04:45.840 famous if you haven't you know it's the jewel heist it's gone wrong and your
00:04:49.780 first half of the movie is a bunch of the thieves that had managed to make it
00:04:54.020 out meeting up at the rendezvous and few guys arrived and some more arrived and
00:04:58.460 they're talking yelling at each other oh why did it all go wrong accusing each other
00:05:01.400 I'm not a rat you're a rat and then drama ensues one guy gets his ear cut off
00:05:06.140 another guy gets shot and then we get flashbacks to like actually who some of
00:05:10.520 these characters are and the flashbacks do not characterize them well at all you
00:05:14.180 still feel nothing about these people whatsoever but it's just all the tension
00:05:18.860 and dramas the first half and then you have really quite useless narratively
00:05:24.080 ineffectual boring just kind of backstory one of the guys did turn out to be a rat on the
00:05:30.140 right undercover cop and so you see oh some tension for him but we already know
00:05:34.340 in the present tense he's been gut shot he's lying bleeding on the floor and they
00:05:38.060 don't suspect him really so like I don't there's no tension there's no tension we
00:05:41.920 already know where you end up you already successfully infiltrated the crew and also
00:05:45.800 you just don't really care what I meant about the flashbacks is that all the
00:05:48.500 flashbacks happen in relation with the other characters that we already know in the
00:05:51.740 movie so it's not getting to know each character on his own have sympathy for them
00:05:55.760 it's getting to know how kind of they ended up in this specific moment not how they ended
00:06:00.920 up at this point in their lives yeah and so I don't really care so much about these characters
00:06:06.020 because it's just them in this specific moment not in the broader scheme of things something
00:06:11.480 that's occurring to me right now is that Tarantino characters are utterly unsympathetic or
00:06:15.740 unempathizable because they vaguely have a past for the sake of seeming interesting their present is
00:06:23.000 usually just kind of unlikable nonsense and they have no future these people can
00:06:27.260 exist out of like time or concern or a normal life so here none of these
00:06:33.200 characters have anything going on in their world that I root for that I care
00:06:37.100 about hope streams aspirations they're just kind of there for the sake of
00:06:40.160 delivering some dialogue oh like cool moment you know like a choice between
00:06:44.120 like doing 10 years or blowing away some dumb jerk who's gonna get your way
00:06:48.900 trying to escape a diamond eyes ain't no choice at all like right you know I'm I'm
00:06:52.940 a professional gonna do it but I ain't no mad man either like okay I guess that's
00:06:57.080 fine enough dialogue for that scene but it's the most we ever get out of guys
00:07:01.100 like mr. white played by Harvey Keitel or anything else it's just I felt nothing it
00:07:05.960 was upsetting because you want to feel something by that ending that ending
00:07:10.340 should make you feel something and at least for me it was laying it to these
00:07:13.700 people yeah at least for me it was just kind of like oh okay continue but so I
00:07:21.320 thought that there was a lot that was left on the table with that movie didn't
00:07:25.520 do it didn't it didn't really live up to itself and that was reservoir dogs now
00:07:32.820 we're on to Pulp Fiction so Pulp Fiction 1994 again an ensemble crime movie set in
00:07:40.080 Los Angeles oh where'd he get that idea before and so here it's even more
00:07:46.220 disjointed right reservoir dogs was going to be heist movie it went wrong here
00:07:51.080 it's like an anthology series of short stories that are about a bunch of
00:07:54.740 different characters across the LA a lot of vignettes a lot of vignettes and they
00:07:59.500 intersect they don't intersect and they're anachronistically ordered so yeah
00:08:04.820 you're going back and forth in time and across threads and it's like
00:08:08.840 stylishness the movie yes not fashion oh my goodness not fashion but in terms of
00:08:14.300 like self-consciously directing yes wait yes oh I think we're getting into
00:08:17.960 opinion time to hit the clock let's go boom so here's what I thought about
00:08:22.880 Pulp Fiction it felt like the kind of movie that tickles your brain you're like
00:08:28.180 oh I remember that person from that vignette that's cool it connects does it
00:08:33.800 mean anything no but wait I'm sorry we're talking about Pulp Fiction or all Tarantino
00:08:38.960 movies does it mean anything no fair enough but this movie specifically I felt that I
00:08:44.120 felt like oh this is kind of fun because you're connecting the dots because he's
00:08:47.540 kind of like giving you little hints in each vignette of how they all connect and
00:08:50.880 that's kind of like entertaining but it doesn't mean anything and I feel like
00:08:54.720 that's a big thing exactly like you just said in Tarantino films is that there's
00:08:58.360 all this style and there's all these things that he puts in like when you
00:09:00.880 open the briefcase it glows oh that's interesting why well it turned out they
00:09:05.020 just kind of did that and then later on when one of the guys who was like the big
00:09:08.460 producer on the movie was interviewed about it because oh my god the fan theories that
00:09:12.220 we've heard from people when we went on Twitter and said we weren't the biggest
00:09:14.920 fans oh but once you know what's in the briefcase it's profound and then it
00:09:18.640 turns out that the people made the movie said oh yeah we it's whatever you want
00:09:21.640 to be it's just a plot point like we put out of light in there because it was cool
00:09:25.120 right that's the level of the creators relationship to this movie but because
00:09:29.360 the style and the way it's talked about feels so significant people want to
00:09:33.460 import meaning but like this is like a bad English class where your teacher
00:09:37.300 tells you the book is great and so it just gives you an A if you validate that the book is
00:09:41.600 great by coming up with literally any interpretation or meaning whatsoever no
00:09:45.620 matter how contrived as opposed to well on its own merits I don't think this has
00:09:49.360 anything to say and the guy has like a way with constructing sentences but
00:09:53.180 literally to no end yeah and that's the thing here is this movie what I said to
00:09:58.040 Abigail at the time when we're watching it is this movie comes across like a guy who
00:10:01.320 is technically hyper capable of achieving what he wants to in each scene for
00:10:06.600 example the Jackrabbit Slim's restaurant scene where John Travolta and Uma Thurman go out
00:10:10.460 and they're like not date babysitting thing that Marcellus Wallace had him do the
00:10:15.700 way it's shot the camera movement the scene it's all super competent I can only
00:10:21.500 imagine that what Tarantino wanted that scene to look like is exactly what it
00:10:25.880 looked like but it achieves not it's for no reason this is a guy who like well I
00:10:31.820 would one of the things that I said no it's not I'm gonna finish what I was
00:10:35.180 saying he's a guy who can do exactly what he wants to do but he doesn't want to do
00:10:40.420 anything worthwhile yeah exactly one of the things that I was noticing during
00:10:44.120 these movies is that I feel like he is an actor's director he really likes sitting
00:10:48.680 there and having people say their lines getting into the nitty-gritty of why
00:10:52.820 their character would say their lines but like why are they saying those lines in
00:10:56.300 and in the actual get the nitty-gritty why they'd say exactly that's what I'm
00:10:59.340 saying it's just they know the actors know and he is the director knows but as
00:11:02.820 the viewer those lines are not meaningful to the story they do not push the story
00:11:07.380 forward and honestly and a lot of times they don't actually even develop the
00:11:10.980 character it's just kind of like this is how normal people talk let's capture it
00:11:14.820 on camera okay that's cool but what's the point of that in the scheme of the
00:11:20.400 whole movie there's no so there's two comparisons I make here so since these
00:11:24.100 movies are almost all dialogue the dialogue is super important and those scenes
00:11:28.200 are super important for analyzing whether or not the movie works I know
00:11:31.260 you're gonna remember the scene with the adrenaline needle in the heart we're
00:11:34.380 gonna remember the scene where Samuel Jackson says his badass fake Bible verse
00:11:37.860 and then blows the guy away but that's like three minutes worth of the movie and
00:11:42.120 then it's two and a half hours of just conversation otherwise and the thing is
00:11:45.900 it's like if Seinfeld were written by someone with like no sense of humor who
00:11:51.320 like is um one of those college students who wears like the edgy clothing
00:11:54.660 and smokes cigarettes and thinks deep thoughts that aren't deep like man the
00:11:58.800 world is messed up sometimes but not even that it's just like it's either that
00:12:02.460 or it's like the group of college students who get high and have profound
00:12:06.420 conversations and then think this would make an amazing podcast man because we're
00:12:10.380 so funny our dynamics so good and then they record it and turns out to be
00:12:13.800 terrible there was an episode of that 70s show where they they all get high as I
00:12:17.540 can see in the show they record themselves talking because they think we're
00:12:20.800 gonna like solve all the world's problems and we have such amazing thoughts they
00:12:23.820 play it back and it's just a bunch of high teenagers laughing dumb nonsense
00:12:27.960 that's this it's just like your dialogue is nonsense nothing royalties yeah I
00:12:35.820 guess the only thing I'll say positives Samuel L Jackson I really amazing as an
00:12:40.940 actor amazing did a great job yeah and Tarantino is definitely developing his
00:12:44.820 style in this movie now do I like his style maybe not but this movie is
00:12:49.140 definitely like a step up from Reservoir Dogs in okay this is Tarantino we know
00:12:54.040 Tarantino is now it's it's a mature director here not mature artist a
00:12:59.460 mature director in terms of like nothing comes across as if he didn't try to get
00:13:03.300 across we wanted to right nothing comes across that whatever I said it right
00:13:06.700 nothing comes across poorly here it's just that the guy doesn't want to achieve
00:13:11.100 anything worthwhile so like the movie is all a lot of sound and fury signifying
00:13:15.420 nothing not a fan not profound get over yourself read a book so next movie is
00:13:24.600 in 1997 to Jackie Brown what is Jackie Brown because it's probably the least
00:13:29.820 well-known I had never even heard of it yeah I'd seen all of the Tarantino movies
00:13:34.380 except Jackie Brown before this festival and then we rewatched them so Jackie Brown
00:13:39.780 is based upon and I'm reading it here film adaptation of Elmore Leonard's 1992
00:13:45.360 novel Rum Punch it is the only feature-length film that Tarantino has adapted
00:13:49.680 from a previous work interesting and it's meant to pay homage to 1970s
00:13:54.000 blaxploitation movies that comes across with like the music and the theming and
00:13:59.820 the way it's shot things like that but plot of the movie so it's the most
00:14:04.320 straightforward I guess Tarantino movie it's just a little crime heist story
00:14:09.780 unlike Reservoir Dogs where you get the aftermath and you jump back and forth
00:14:13.500 unlike Pulp Fiction where it's disparate little vignettes anachronistically
00:14:19.200 ordered here it's a story that starts at one point in time follows the
00:14:23.320 characters doing things and then reaches a resolution at the end where they have
00:14:26.460 accomplished what they need to yeah and that's it so super straightforward so now
00:14:31.260 to commence with the review oh so here are my thoughts on Jackie Brown it was
00:14:38.880 entirely forgettable I literally feel like I've forgotten it are there stylish
00:14:43.620 moments in the movie I've seen people cut YouTube clips of Samuel L Jackson saying
00:14:49.080 AK-47 for when you absolutely have to kill every mofo in the room except no
00:14:53.820 substitutes which is in the first minute of the movie yeah and then there's
00:14:58.020 nothing else to remember from the movie that's to the degree that you remember
00:15:01.440 that one line right now here's the thing I think Jackie Brown is actually a good
00:15:05.400 example of what I was talking about where he is where Tarantino proves that he is
00:15:09.360 an actor's director because everyone in the movie puts in good performances yeah
00:15:13.500 they're all good actors to begin with so he really does work well with actors
00:15:18.640 it's just the story itself I think theoretically could have been told well but
00:15:23.520 he's just so interested in myself well in that character driven conversation
00:15:28.860 which isn't character driven but in those conversations that it really slows
00:15:32.820 down the movie so there's just no pacing he's not good at pacing oh yeah well
00:15:37.260 he doesn't notice trying to achieve at the movie he's just trying to put stuff on
00:15:41.040 the screen that he'd like to see in separate moments I'm guessing the way it
00:15:45.060 comes across with all this dialogue with all this indulgence of the actors and
00:15:48.240 being an actors director it's as if you made a movie designed to be a series of
00:15:53.820 audition tapes for an actors like highlights real like my portfolio
00:15:58.380 includes this five-minute sequence I can show you where I have this
00:16:02.580 conversation which you need no context for has no significance outside itself but
00:16:06.960 gives me an opportunity to come across as affable conversational have like an
00:16:10.640 opinion on something have some back and forth it's like it's just a constant
00:16:14.120 opportunity for his actor friends or people he worships the craft of to do a
00:16:18.740 series of moments but they're all disjointed like the plot here exists and
00:16:23.780 there is stuff that runs through it's just that I don't care right like none of the
00:16:27.200 characters exist in a way that you grapple I remember while we were watching
00:16:32.660 it saying to you I just don't feel the tension in a way the story felt so too
00:16:38.920 small is that weird to say because normally with the heist movie you don't
00:16:42.380 feel like oh it needs to be huge it needs to be enormous but for something
00:16:45.860 for something for some reason this movie just felt too small so I was like well
00:16:50.660 takes aren't that what we said at the time is that the it's too little plot it's
00:16:54.260 just an arms dealer played by Samuel L Jackson with five hundred thousand
00:16:59.120 dollars that he has like in a bank in Mexico trying to get over to the states
00:17:03.020 so he can have his money the ATF is trying to crack down on the guy and arrest
00:17:07.760 him and the main character is an airline stewardess that the arms dealer is
00:17:12.260 using to funnel money back and forth she gets roped in she's coming up with a
00:17:16.820 plan to outwit everyone and run away with the money herself and it's that so
00:17:20.300 the tension the movie is is her plan gonna succeed and is the arms dealer who
00:17:24.860 does kill people going to kill her does he have a massive organization no the
00:17:28.740 operations like a dude and a half is there like tension no she seems to have
00:17:33.200 him under her thumb like within the first 20 minutes of the movie so it's just
00:17:36.260 characters doing things and also I think this is the funny thing and I'm
00:17:39.500 realizing it now it's that she has we don't know why she needs this money
00:17:43.760 really I said she got busted doing something earlier in life has never
00:17:48.320 been able to make a successful career of anything else and so she's in her 40s
00:17:51.740 doing a job that a woman 20 years her junior could do for the same pay
00:17:55.380 absolutely but I'm saying it's not because she needs to support her family
00:17:59.300 no she has no family she needs to pay off all of these bills that you know she just
00:18:03.480 reads a crummy life just a crummy line a terrible line just like a mediocre existence
00:18:08.060 that's whatever and she doesn't want that to be the case so plan to steal and
00:18:14.000 is Samuel L Jackson like super intimidating I mean there's one moment
00:18:18.200 the movie where he might kill her and then he doesn't and that's the first 20
00:18:21.680 minutes and so then he's kind of under her thumb throughout the rest of it
00:18:24.720 Samuel L Jackson does a great job by the way he's always great everything he's in
00:18:28.340 he's great in everything but his role in Tarantino movies he is much of the time
00:18:33.260 the best most compelling actor on the screen the problem is that he is given a
00:18:37.880 lot of opportunity to act but no story for it to matter in yeah also is his
00:18:43.220 fashion sense in this movie was an assault upon the eyes like if I think it
00:18:47.220 was fun look up Samuel L Jackson like scenes from this movie he's got the
00:18:51.200 ponytail he's got a chin like little brain a little rat tail he dresses like a
00:18:58.040 weird early 2000s golfer like yeah it's an odd it's amazing it's terrible so one
00:19:03.260 thing I'll say is that what I felt about this movie was that it was like taking
00:19:07.800 the Tarantino out of a turn there was no Tarantino isms in this right out of a
00:19:12.220 Tarantino movie so we still had it's well it still had the feet car conversation
00:19:17.900 head trunk shot still had the trunk shot it still had the long conversations that
00:19:23.440 don't really give a great plot but then it didn't have any of the fun stuff that you
00:19:26.160 remember so in all the other movies you leave with oh I remember this really
00:19:30.240 in like expressive part didn't happen in Jackie Brown not memorable we're
00:19:37.500 getting good at finishing time yeah I mean all I wanted to say was it was too
00:19:41.880 much movie for too little story yeah and it's just just diluting it sorry I'm
00:19:46.660 going over the time and it's just that it's like the equivalent of me doing this
00:19:53.320 right now if I could say something in ten words and add a little bit extra on in
00:19:59.500 terms of content over the course of a hundred words the lack of like you know
00:20:03.760 efficiency to saying it dilutes everything and makes it feel nothing it's
00:20:07.960 like when you say a point and you just keep going on like right now like what I'm
00:20:11.100 doing right here that's this movie just all the way through that's why there's no
00:20:14.200 tension just seen and it just kept happening okay next up we have two
00:20:20.620 thousand threes Kill Bill a volume one yep that's the one okay set up for this
00:20:26.920 movie so this one is a friend had said it to me in terms of this is like
00:20:33.280 Tarantino's version of a samurai movie where's the second one is like
00:20:37.240 Tarantino's version of a Western in some ways but basic plot there was a woman
00:20:41.620 played by Uma Thurman called the bride who was a member the top female member
00:20:46.720 of the deadly Viper assassination squad top assassin squad she wants to leave
00:20:52.600 them because she was pregnant and they don't take it well and they kill her and
00:20:57.460 massacre everyone else who's at the church where she's gonna get shotgun
00:20:59.860 married to like some poor rube and she falls into coma she wakes up and then she's
00:21:05.620 gonna kill Bill and get her revenge and the basic premise of the movie is she's
00:21:10.960 woken up she's getting things together and then she goes on the hunt to hunt
00:21:14.620 down the first of the set of members of the Deadly Viper assassination squad who
00:21:19.000 betrayed her and then the second movie is her finishing the job yeah and so now
00:21:23.380 we're going to start the clock now okay so Kill Bill I actually liked this one yes
00:21:31.780 this is the first Tarantino movie that we enjoyed enough Wawa Greg oh yeah okay yeah
00:21:37.640 that was an experience we had fun at the movies watching this it was not a great
00:21:41.780 movie but it was okay yeah you know he had he had a story he felt okay with the
00:21:48.260 pacing it didn't feel like there were a lot of these long drawn-out
00:21:50.780 conversations that I'm not a huge fan of and he had kind of honed his style okay
00:21:55.380 well I wouldn't say honed his style I would say here for once the artistic
00:21:59.880 objective he was accomplishing of just a straight-up revenge story was so focused
00:22:05.240 because his characters couldn't have long indulgent like friend conversations
00:22:08.480 with each other in the same way that he couldn't do his natural impulse of have
00:22:12.560 people spend so much on-screen time doing nothing right because the latter
00:22:16.160 movies that we're gonna review sorry for you all the latter movies that we're
00:22:19.820 gonna do he goes right back to and I sold you on this as an action movie so
00:22:23.900 let's spend 50 minutes unbroken of boring conversation you won't remember ha ha
00:22:27.240 yeah this was not that and I liked that he what I mean by honed really is more
00:22:32.060 just that he figured out what his style was and it worked with what this film
00:22:36.020 was trying to do I think in a lot of ways
00:22:37.820 well disagree agree disagree that he has now figured out a style I think he did
00:22:43.580 that in Pulp Fiction I think he was he was Tarantino as Tarantino's gonna be
00:22:48.180 then I think here it's just that he picked something that it worked well with
00:22:53.240 and couldn't fit in and accommodate his vices which are terrible of the long
00:22:58.120 indulgent conversation we don't care about in the lack of characters here because it had
00:23:01.880 to be keep going he was reined in yes and I think that the thing that makes it
00:23:05.960 work for me and the thing that gives it tension is the fact that he made it so
00:23:11.420 the bride lost her baby I think that's what gave it the pull and the push to do
00:23:15.820 vengeance instead of just you tried to kill me and it's a little bit more
00:23:19.100 straightforward if it's you tried to kill me and now I want to take revenge
00:23:21.560 it comes across as selfish if it's just about you getting revenge because you're an
00:23:25.900 assassin garbage person who murders people and so who cares if your
00:23:29.900 assassin friends try to kill you whereas if you lost the baby and they were that
00:23:33.400 brutal and they knew you had it and they killed you anyway or tried to oh well
00:23:37.400 they're worse than you yes so you have a right to mama bear at them with a katana
00:23:41.840 and it's exciting it's like oh great like we're rooting for you cuz and I'll give
00:23:46.100 credit to Uma Thurman cuz she's the emotional core of the movie and for once
00:23:50.340 the first time market there was an emotional core that we would care about to a
00:23:55.400 Tarantino actually cared we care what's trying to get revenge and you said you
00:24:00.860 weren't the biggest fan of Uma Thurman's acting in general that you don't have the
00:24:03.640 best impression of like her as an actress I I mean I don't remember her from too
00:24:07.320 much it's like Tilda Swinton I remember and don't remember her from anywhere also
00:24:11.240 they come across very similarly to me interesting they're like that's kind of
00:24:14.520 funny Tilda Swinton is in my opinion sorry if this is very important Nordic ice ice
00:24:18.920 I would say Uma Thurman is not that regardless here Uma Thurman did a great
00:24:25.680 job across both movies but we'll talk about Kill Bill 2 for the next one here
00:24:30.200 she did a great job just selling the rage and the energy and kind of like the
00:24:34.340 coolness and confidence of being the top assassin but not in too cartoony a way
00:24:38.680 even though her demonstration of being the top assassin is a cartoony nonsense
00:24:43.240 fight I will say I like the idea that it worked in this movie for it to be
00:24:47.420 cartoony because Tarantino leaned into the cartooniness of everything and he
00:24:52.280 did the Tarantino indulgence for that big fight for the actual yeah so the the
00:24:56.660 negatives of this movie were two things for me that went on too long because I
00:25:00.080 think that Tarantino's not good at editing himself one is the cartoon
00:25:04.540 sequence anime sequence the anime sequence Oren Ishi's background story how long that was
00:25:09.680 and then the actual fight was way too long in my opinion the big fight at the
00:25:15.060 restaurant against the crazy 88 that just kept on going yeah and so I'm a big fan
00:25:21.540 of action movies got Abigail into them a little bit and so there's this
00:25:25.380 Indonesian movie the raid has a sequel that's amazing action sequences because
00:25:29.820 everyone can do choreography and fight here not so so it's like oh it's
00:25:34.860 audacious it's exaggerated so much limb chopping and blood everywhere but it's not
00:25:39.120 like what the physical movements we're seeing are that core interesting it's a
00:25:42.360 lot of choppy fast it was very long I think the thing for me is you can do a
00:25:49.020 long fight scene if you still aren't sure that the good guy is gonna win so
00:25:54.000 constantly you're like building the tension of oh they're gonna get to the
00:25:57.300 point where maybe they're gonna lose once she starts fighting the 88 and
00:26:00.600 she's winning everything you're like okay now this is just 45 minutes of her
00:26:03.820 winning everything yeah and the spectacle isn't that interesting because it's
00:26:06.400 smack smack sword cut or just oh guy tries to do something cut it's not like
00:26:11.580 physically impressive or interesting to watch and so it falls by okay okay nine
00:26:16.720 also there's the problem you're only as good as your villain over and he she's
00:26:20.000 like the one she's hunting down and then I'm gonna go box boring there's like no
00:26:23.980 character to them you need your villains characterized the sequel is much
00:26:27.040 better in that regard my little extra thing for Kill Bill is just that I would
00:26:31.200 recommend it and I think it's fun especially with the next movie together
00:26:34.680 I think they're a fun evening and it's not like super deep or anything but it
00:26:40.860 is well done fun to watch yeah I would recommend it oh that's it
00:26:47.100 same Z's so if you guys enjoyed our speed reviews of these Quentin Tarantino
00:26:53.100 movies hop on over because we're gonna finish the reviews on the right angles
00:26:57.540 channel my my channel and we're gonna be doing that in his studio on his channel
00:27:04.020 and we're gonna be finishing them off so and so not only have I done reviews here
00:27:08.700 with Abigail but I also did a review of parasite in my very first video that I
00:27:13.820 did and then also review of the just abominable despicable disappointing
00:27:19.440 garbage no good very bad Witcher TV series which was just a disappointing pile of
00:27:25.080 mess since we played through the entire weekend together might do a review on
00:27:29.520 it and we've been listening to the Witcher on audiobook and it's spectacular
00:27:32.940 and so with all that background you just you've ruined it budget and Henry cap yeah
00:27:38.520 sorry I'm relitigating it right now because it was so just don't even listen
00:27:42.060 to him here go on to his channel and watch it there and watch our follow-up set of
00:27:47.760 reviews to this the closer Tarantino volume two is going to be Kill Bill
00:27:53.580 volume two it's gonna be death proof it's being glorious bastards and Django
00:27:57.540 and Chained and to reiterate we are not doing hateful eight because we that's the
00:28:02.260 review in of itself we can't bring ourselves to watch it and then also once
00:28:05.460 upon time Hollywood to contemporary deserves its own review let us know in
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