Clavicular - February 09, 2026


Answering Chat's Looksmaxxing Questions for 20 Minutes


Episode Stats

Length

23 minutes

Words per Minute

160.7021

Word Count

3,769

Sentence Count

30

Misogynist Sentences

15

Hate Speech Sentences

26


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 All right, fuck man, here we go, damn, what's up guys, oh shit, back on the desktop, desktop
00:00:23.640 slop, desktop slop today, yes guys, yes, all right, let me get ready for stream today,
00:00:39.960 dang, fuck, let me get going, I got a couple good ideas,
00:00:53.240 to do on stream today, hey, thanks for the two subs, man, appreciate it, sorry about the late
00:00:59.480 live, obviously we had to drive home from Orlando, so besides that, we're doing pretty
00:01:08.500 good, how are you guys doing, all right, let's pull up chat, what's good, how's it going,
00:01:14.180 man, W desktop, yeah, exactly, for real, for real, for real, for real, for real, are we
00:01:21.580 going IRL after, probably not, unless like a miracle happens, but probably fucking not,
00:01:27.160 I want to give, I want to give Joe a break, because, because what's it called, because
00:01:35.520 Joe has been with us traveling, we all kind of were wearing like the exact same clothes
00:01:40.880 for like days on end, not gonna lie, that was pretty bad, that was pretty bad, bring back
00:01:45.440 Latina, descended, I don't really think I descended that much, I'd say I'm the same
00:01:50.380 body fat, it's pretty much just a tan, and my skin's been bad, since I've only been fast
00:01:54.680 food maxing, you know what I'm saying, but yeah, she's not here, she's not here, relax,
00:02:01.400 relax, relax, are you the Kyson out of kick, I'm gonna start begging for subs, if you want
00:02:07.500 me to be, I'd appreciate it, you know what I'm saying, kick executive, how's it going,
00:02:12.520 bring Mike closer, she is here, stop lying, what do I have to bring an IRL camera around
00:02:17.480 my whole house, house tour then, let's see, alright, relax, she's not here, she's not here,
00:02:23.940 relax, relax, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, my goat gambling tonight, we'll
00:02:31.100 see, we'll see, only a thousand, we just started the thing up, alright, how's 2026 going, pretty
00:02:40.140 good, we got some good tours, as you guys know, we're gonna be going to, what's it
00:02:44.560 called, Arizona, on Thursday, so, oh wait, I was gonna say tomorrow, but fuck, it's only
00:02:50.960 Tuesday today, so we got that, we got a sick ass jet, I'm gonna show you guys the jet, that
00:02:56.080 we got for, for, for that day, let me pull up a picture real quick, cause this shit is
00:03:01.680 crazy, I'm not gonna lie, take a look at this boys, these pics are crazy, hold up, shit's
00:03:10.820 fucking nuts, that's the jet we're taking on fucking, I didn't have to pay for that, I
00:03:17.280 didn't have to pay for that, for shit, you know what I mean, but it's not that bad, should
00:03:23.620 be good, should be, should be chilling, you know what I mean, I think it's gonna be a good
00:03:30.140 time, but I don't know, a private jet, it's still like, it's 5k, I'm still having to pay
00:03:35.360 a little bit, like I'm splitting it with people, it's a, it is crazy though, it is crazy, any
00:03:40.980 news, uh, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, alright, alright, alright, are you
00:03:49.840 what, come to DC, uh, I'll come to DC soon, stream with Starlink on the jet, I don't know
00:03:55.460 how Starlink even works, I, I still don't understand it at all, Aiden's jet, it's not
00:03:59.820 Aiden's jet, it's not, it's not Aiden's jet, uh, unfortunately, alright, alright, let's
00:04:07.380 see, if you agree with Clav's message, and you're serious about improving your look, you
00:04:11.540 guys are gonna wanna check out Clav's community on school, once you're inside, you get access
00:04:15.260 to over 100 courses on looks maxing, pharmacology, nootropics, and social skills, plus you get
00:04:21.320 weekly calls with Clav to get feedback and guidance in real time, so if you guys want
00:04:25.400 the absolute best information on looking better, and access to a community of people who want
00:04:29.740 to improve their look, you guys are gonna wanna check this one out, uh, what's good on the
00:04:33.280 com, obviously the com's still going crazy, but who do we got in here, what do we got in
00:04:37.980 here boys, let me text Zeno, tell him I started up, uh, alright, alright, Zeno, make sure, live,
00:04:51.320 right now, but anyway, I got this TVU backpack, so, uh, the TVU backpack is chillin', uh, I'll
00:05:07.400 be able to actually stream wherever, you know what I mean, so, hey, Pulsie, what up, how's it
00:05:11.880 going, man, Zagalus, how you doing, man, Elon, Motion Man, what up, how's it going, uh, alright,
00:05:18.320 alright, alright, clavicular zero, bang, what up, not true, how's it going, man, billionaire
00:05:26.460 from yesterday, it's not the billionaire from yesterday, that would be crazy, I don't know
00:05:29.780 if he has a jet, I think he should, if I were him, I'd get a jet, but I don't know how much
00:05:34.340 it is, uh, I have no idea, uh, Zagalus, what else, who else we got in here, XSIF, how's
00:05:41.660 it going, man, VIP me, check, check chat logs, I'm OG, um, let's see, Dump Goblin, okay, okay,
00:05:50.200 okay, okay, okay, how's Tori, you're lying, I'm not lying, relax, D1 Mogr, how's it going,
00:05:56.380 come on, um, who else we got in here, let's see, what, I'm thinking about playing either
00:06:05.960 Minecraft, or something like that, I'm not exactly sure, not exactly sure, hey, you are
00:06:12.980 kind of OG, face Kingslayer, what up, how's it going, not in the other room, could you
00:06:18.840 relax, could you relax, Minecraft, I'll potentially play Minecraft, she's not in the other room,
00:06:26.260 could you relax, Fallout 76, you're chopped and descending, I do agree, I'm not looking
00:06:31.520 the greatest I can, I could, I could be looking a little bit better, I could, I could be, I
00:06:37.860 could be looks maxing, collab with billionaire again, yeah, I'm just mad that that VOD got
00:06:41.920 deleted, play Geometry Dash, Monkey, Monkey, um, let's see, can you check DM, no, I'm not
00:06:51.860 going to check DM, DM on what, face Kingslayer, uh, call Cheezer, nah, I'm not going to do
00:06:58.700 that, let's see, I'm not going to play Geometry Dash, we'll, I'll potentially do Geometry Dash,
00:07:05.080 alright, but let's go through the comm, see what's going on for today, and hopefully, some
00:07:10.840 of you guys, anyone go to ASU in the chat, anyone in here, let's see, Zelo, how's it going,
00:07:16.640 man, conference, let's see, anyone in here go to ASU, I doubt it, but anyone in here,
00:07:24.660 we'll see, thank God, no, you live in Arizona, so I have to figure out exactly what I want
00:07:31.500 to do in ASU, because the thing is, um, recently, we've been doing the thing where we get booked
00:07:38.040 for clubs and they pay us a bag, um, to go there, and it's like, dude, fuck, you know
00:07:44.580 what I mean, I just started stream, relax, relax, relax, only 2k viewers, only 2k viewers,
00:07:50.840 I started, like, 7 minutes ago, do you realize that the Nody doesn't go out to everyone for,
00:07:56.260 like, 20 minutes, dumbass, uh, a bag, that's chump change, yeah, so they'll give us some
00:08:03.240 money to go to the clubs, but it's like, dude, then I have to, it feels like I have to go
00:08:06.660 to the clubs, ASU's for retards, yeah, I know, I know, but that, it's like, almost gambling
00:08:13.320 to your money to go, it's like, that good to just go to a club for one hour, like, it's
00:08:18.660 kind of a bag, it's kind of a bag, it is a good business play, though, uh, alright, but
00:08:25.360 yeah, no, it is fire, just go fucking stand there for one hour and you get, like, 10k,
00:08:30.620 that's insane, that's literally insane, like, I can't believe that, 24, where's 24 hour
00:08:37.180 stream, unfortunately, kick had to delete the VOD on the 24 hour stream, because, uh, it
00:08:44.300 was TOS or whatever, bro, it's so annoying, I had to stop clipping you, kicked down your
00:08:49.660 prices from 40, us clippers can't afford it, what are you talking about, it's still at
00:08:54.780 30, that's like, I can connect you with, thank you Samzia, just tip $2, is it true that you
00:08:59.840 are withering, source, Noah Glenn Carter, it's so funny that people say, oh, clav doing
00:09:05.340 drugs withering, and it's like, dude, I, I literally have been, like, sober, like, if
00:09:11.760 anything, the sober, uh, arc has been descending me, do a breakdown, let's see, play what, the
00:09:19.820 VODs are on YouTube, yeah, you could watch the VOD on YouTube if you really want to clip
00:09:23.460 it, but it's still $30 CPM, like, I don't understand, content ruining Goblin, yeah, I know,
00:09:29.500 I know, I know, I know, um, address the fighting situation, what, like, dude, you guys already
00:09:36.760 saw it, like, what the fuck, the comm's been posting about it, um, you know what I'm saying,
00:09:41.620 you're looking chopped, appreciate it, but what I'm gonna do today is, I'm going to make
00:09:46.940 the biggest lift stack known to man, dude, your life will get fixed going outside of America,
00:09:53.980 uh, nah, yeah, I need to, to get away from all the fast food and shit like that, that's
00:09:59.680 for sure, because it's been cooked, it has been cooked, for sure, I do agree with you
00:10:04.300 there, you know, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, with, let's see, what else we got, uh,
00:10:12.580 Wclav, bring back, Latina, what Latina, who did you, did you guys like that one girl that
00:10:18.000 I brought on stream, the, what's it called, the one bitch, what was her name, that asked
00:10:22.180 for $10,000 just to go on a hot tub stream, like, dude, as bad as OnlyFans girls are, I'm
00:10:28.180 not descending, relax, as bad as OnlyFans girls are, like, I feel like that's worse, because
00:10:33.060 that's just, like, you're a fucking shameless bitch, no, did you like her, yes or no, Madeline
00:10:38.440 Klein, yes, Madeline Klein, was she good, your skin's descending, I know, dude, I know,
00:10:43.680 hey, are you gonna apologize to Rosalie, aka Jenny, ever, I didn't fucking do anything, but,
00:10:50.280 uh, Tinder segment tonight, I'm down, but, let's see, GTARP, make a poll, yeah, she was kind of a,
00:10:57.940 she was hot as fuck, but she was a bitch, she was a bitch, like, she was definitely annoying for
00:11:04.200 that, yo, is it true that you got pegged from that billionaire, yes, Noah Glenn Carter, yes,
00:11:10.280 that was true, unfortunately, man, W, Deftones, yeah, it's not bad, Deftones ain't bad,
00:11:16.600 E-date with Billionaire, oh, that's a good idea, I'm gonna write that down in my Notion,
00:11:21.460 let me see if I can pull up my Notions, so I can show you guys my ideas,
00:11:25.920 thoughts on C-Max plus C-Link, I mean, you have to do the injectable, uh, or, sorry,
00:11:32.220 the nasal spray variant, but, let's see, dashboard, I wanna see if I could, if I could show you guys
00:11:40.740 my ideas for all this, bang, wait, letting X person control, what the fuck, yeah, I think
00:11:52.160 we had some good ideas here, let me just make sure I'm not leaking anything, yes, this should
00:11:57.160 be good, alright, so I'm gonna write that down, uh, E-date, don't date, just tip two dollars,
00:12:03.400 wait, remind me his name, wait, remind me his name, his name was, like, something with a K,
00:12:08.460 right, it was, like, uh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, what was his name, bro looks different,
00:12:13.140 I know, I'm wearing a hat right now, so maybe I look different, Cameron, hell yeah, Cameron,
00:12:18.900 alright, Cameron, I feel like that'd be a banger segment, that would be a banger, but, dude,
00:12:24.560 if he was actually IRL, bring the hood on a yacht, yes, yachts with, I feel bad calling
00:12:33.380 him Fat Dre, because it feels like it's, like, a diss, but, that's the only way I've wrote
00:12:36.980 called him, no, a GC just tipped two dollars, yo, true descendant, we have here, nigga, fuck
00:12:41.640 you, nigga, why are you zombie maxing now, bro, the 4,000 view bots have joined, no, I am
00:12:47.720 not zombie maxing, I'm, what exactly is descendant, the only thing it is, the only thing that's,
00:12:54.080 like, technically descended, is, um, like, maybe my tan a little bit, I look the same,
00:13:01.080 I look the same, you have to do a stream where you smoke a joint, you get high ASF for first
00:13:05.600 time, also bring back Jenny, she is best chemistry, yeah, uh, we'll see, maybe, box training for
00:13:12.820 Bryce Hall, I'm not fucking doing boxing on, on misfits, I'm only doing boxing on brand
00:13:18.200 risk, uh, thank you Seabreck for the two subs, content, did you text billionaire, fast food
00:13:23.740 burger, two dollars, yep, genuine question, no throw is cheap, you are a looks maxer, yet
00:13:30.220 you date the ugliest human being ever, okay, what do you actually see in her, okay, be for
00:13:35.220 real, okay, looks max, and I explained this in the Santa Cruz podcast, um, you know what I'm
00:13:41.000 saying, so, I have issues with, with being neurodivergent, right, so, it's a little bit,
00:13:50.500 $5, that Latino laser got it of, and used to do cams at SoFiR, I'm sorry, not sorry, Chad,
00:13:57.440 gone good, play crazy time, arcane labs, huh, how do you, what do you mean, arcane labs,
00:14:03.660 I know your secret, that's in my link tree, you fucking retard, like, are you retarded
00:14:08.400 or what, so, being neurodivergent, it's not easy to, to get girls, you know what I'm saying,
00:14:15.500 so, like, maybe you do this whole looks max thing, and it's still, it's still easy, you
00:14:23.060 know, that's my mother, I date ugly missions, basically what, stream at LZ compound, what
00:14:31.360 is LZ compound, what does that even mean, stream at, segment idea at ASU, fuck a whore
00:14:38.240 on stream with mic on, dude, the thing is, that's how you get fucking, how you get AIDS
00:14:43.480 and die, I'm gonna have to, like, wrap my dick in, like, fucking 10 pounds of plastic
00:14:50.040 wrap, if I wanna do that, diff website, what website, what websites, what website is in
00:14:57.320 the link tree, link, link tree, link tree, what even are you talking about, bang, oh,
00:15:05.700 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, we're good, we're good, smoke, okay, so, what other segment
00:15:10.760 ideas do we have, that's a good one, hunt iguanas with Tarzan tomorrow, he's in Colombia,
00:15:16.500 bro, he's in Colombia, what are you talking about, he's literally in Colombia, um, let's
00:15:23.520 see, here, car garage, do you even look smacks anymore, you have zero muscle, I have been
00:15:30.020 lacking on the gym, but, the problem is, I haven't been able to access my, uh, apartments
00:15:35.140 amenities, cause I just, like, haven't been fucked to do the, I have to, I had to give them
00:15:39.520 like a $20,000 check or something, like, as a deposit, just to use the fucking gym, and
00:15:45.300 I never did it, cause then I had to go all the way to the bank to, to get that, it's not
00:15:49.840 like something I could just, I was like, bro, can I just give you guys cash or crypto,
00:15:53.280 and they were like, no, you have to go get a cashier's check, and, as you guys know, I'd
00:15:57.920 be sleeping until the bank closes, so, show physique, okay, fine, I'll show physique, it's
00:16:04.360 not good, it's not good, but, this is, my arms are literally, like, probably 14 inches
00:16:11.840 right now, like, this is the, the smallest I've been, in my, probably in, like, years,
00:16:18.880 this, this is the smallest I've been, this is so bad, I mean, at least I'm tall, but, this
00:16:23.960 is so bad, you were referenced in a new banger track, Maga Jr. by Reform Stoic on YouTube,
00:16:29.400 I don't even know what that means, start at 055, if you wanna get to reference, cheers, cheers,
00:16:33.840 from like, Walgreens or something, bro, looks like a girl, okay, okay, relax, I'm still, I'm
00:16:38.220 lean, that's all that matters, alright, do not clip that, bro, please do not clip that,
00:16:44.060 oh, no, oh, oh, fuck, car, car garage segment lagged yesterday, $2, fuck Vanessa and FBI
00:16:51.560 report on Twitter, always watching streams waiting for Clav to fuck up, honestly more
00:16:56.620 pathetic than the comp hating Violet, interesting, 14 inch arms on steroids, oh, good reminder,
00:17:02.580 I also haven't pinned steroids in about two weeks, I have not pinned testosterone in two
00:17:07.000 weeks, so I'm going fucking hypo, that's, I, I have not been doing well with, with looks
00:17:12.020 maxing, but we're gonna do looks maxing, I'm gonna look maxing, I'm gonna send again, the
00:17:15.820 niggers who flood Florida now, are Jews, bro, okay, so I'm going to looks max, again, alright,
00:17:22.960 I'm gonna show you guys, hire a personal chef, I did do that, I hired a personal chef, so I'm
00:17:28.920 gonna be good, that's, you've descended since November, I know, bro, I don't need a fucking
00:17:33.180 constant reminder every five seconds, hey, start treating these voids as humans, oh my
00:17:37.540 god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, consistently, he coming live, if you don't IRLW him, you
00:17:43.000 are dumb, yeah, I'm going now, if he comes to the US, of course, Zeta's my homie, it's
00:17:47.680 my day one, bro, me and Zeta, day one homies, bro, you know what I'm saying, uh, hey, thank
00:17:53.800 you, arcane peptides for the 50 gifted, bang, hell yeah, that's my man, that's my man, that's
00:18:00.620 my man, that's my nigger, you guys could check that out, um, US domestic reputable lab, arcane
00:18:09.880 peptides, so shout out to them, man, you know, there's third party testing on the site and
00:18:14.480 everything, so you could check that out, um, I'll search that out, just tip two dollars,
00:18:20.420 let's see, infraorbital implants, W, or nanniga, also our acetylcynthin and lycopene, this is
00:18:26.640 who just, this is who just donated, uh, right, all right, let's see, what do we got, so, that,
00:18:35.240 that's who donated, uh, shout out to you, man, our, uh, let's go back to the dashboard and
00:18:40.760 keep up with our planning segment, go to waste management, I got invited,
00:18:44.460 to that, hey, thanks for the one more, dude, what the fuck are you talking about, there's
00:18:54.600 no way, I could do the, the waste management thing, was what I got invited to, so that's
00:19:00.280 what I was supposed to go and do, I was supposed to go and do the, uh, what's it called, but
00:19:07.120 I don't know what I'm supposed to do, it's a fucking golf event,
00:19:09.860 email tiny ass nigga, please change shirts, you are getting clipped nigga went full cam
00:19:14.020 and we saw your terrible posture, what's happening, I'm not, I'm really, it's, it's not that bad,
00:19:19.420 it's not that bad, W clav, more yourself on stream persona, dude, I want to do looks maxing,
00:19:25.900 but I have no fucking time with the fucking gay ass jester IRLs, you are right, I'm, I'm done,
00:19:32.140 I've been wearing this shirt for like three days, but listen to me, listen to me, I'm not fucking,
00:19:43.820 I don't give a shit how many views it gets, you're not catching me doing IRLs playing fucking
00:19:48.800 mini golf anymore, I can't, I can't do it, like you're spamming new segments, do this,
00:19:55.140 I'm not, I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it, I don't give a fuck, stop IRL to do gear,
00:20:04.400 I literally cannot do that fucking jester, like if I don't want to do something and it's a good
00:20:09.980 IRL segment that could get a ton of views, I'm not going to do it anymore, I'm not going to do it,
00:20:14.620 like it's, it's so retarded, it's so boring, I, I can't force myself to do these normie activities,
00:20:20.240 go IRL, like, like when we're doing, we're like doing sports and like all this bowling and like,
00:20:27.100 when I was bowling with that one girl on OnlyFans, she was hot and everything, but dude,
00:20:32.000 I fucking wanted to kill myself, because it's so clearly not, like golf stream, yeah,
00:20:37.880 the golf stream, like, that made me realize I can't do this, I can't do this shit,
00:20:42.840 alright, better than club streams, that is true, club streams do fucking suck,
00:20:48.140 alright, and it, I, I get it, I get it, it does, it does suck, the only reason I do club streams is
00:20:53.440 because they fucking pay me, you know what I mean, I thought you liked, uh, those segments,
00:20:58.660 yeah, I mean, like, golf was, like, mini golf was decently okay, but like, the, the actual golf stream,
00:21:06.120 I was like, what the fuck am I doing,
00:21:07.980 yeah, but the only segments that I want to do is, is shit I actually like,
00:21:16.760 why do you play CSGO, I'm so bad at games too, so bad at games,
00:21:22.300 like, I'm gonna, I'm just gonna do looks maxing shit, and I have trend in my room,
00:21:26.980 I showed the trend on stream the other day, like, you know what I'm saying,
00:21:30.700 no clubs, no normal segments, so are you retiring, buddy,
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00:22:04.320 I did see that. That was fire. What's tomorrow? Tomorrow's stream, I have to figure it out because I just hired a new producer, some guy that worked. I hired Kai Sinat's producer. It was fucking expensive as shit, but he's going to help me planning my streams from now on. It was, guess how much it costs, the producer.
00:22:23.360 Guess how much this should cost. Cap? Handler? It's not a handler. 30k a month? Exactly, yes. Scammed? Scammed? It's not actually Kai Sinat's producer. He's just done something. I think he did part of the Mafia-thon or whatever. He didn't do, like, he's not his actual thing. Do a tour marathon? Yes. 100k a month? I couldn't avoid that.
00:22:49.360 Yeah. Hey, Clav, the gut microbiome is a key player to Luke's Maxing slash youth slash healthy skin. Yes, you are right. Please stay away from fast food and go all organic whole food.
00:22:59.720 Now that I have my chef, I could probably do a little bit better because I could probably, I have a fridge in my sprinter. I should, and I have a microwave in my sprinter. I literally should be having everything fucking meal prep, keeping the sprinter. All right, no more, no more fast food. I'm going to try. I'll try.
00:23:18.180 Go to Switzerland and ski. I still don't have a passport. Bro shop, say Erewhon. What the fuck are you talking about? W Chef? All right, excuse Maxing, bro.