Clavicular - February 17, 2026


I Stole His Valentine On Valentine's Day


Episode Stats

Length

37 minutes

Words per Minute

130.80872

Word Count

4,867

Sentence Count

717

Misogynist Sentences

35

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 You okay?
00:00:02.000 You good?
00:00:03.000 Yeah, we're good.
00:00:04.000 You see for another?
00:00:08.000 Yo, we need to go to the section.
00:00:24.000 One second, let me wait, my camera goes back.
00:00:26.000 Bruh.
00:00:27.000 Alright, give me two...
00:00:30.000 What's up?
00:00:31.000 What's up?
00:00:32.000 What's going on bro?
00:00:50.000 We need to get the Wifi.
00:00:55.000 Oh, oh, oh!
00:00:56.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:00:57.000 Oh, shit.
00:00:59.000 Oh, shit.
00:01:01.000 We love you.
00:01:03.000 We love you.
00:01:05.000 We love you.
00:01:07.000 We love you.
00:01:09.000 What's up?
00:01:11.000 Yo, chill the fuck out.
00:01:13.000 Baby, go straight.
00:01:15.000 Baby, go straight.
00:01:17.000 Shoot your head.
00:01:19.000 That's a stupid fucking horse.
00:01:21.000 Have tight you take.
00:01:23.000 Yo, I'm about to knock in the chat.
00:01:33.000 I should've fucked up.
00:01:35.000 We have to stay here.
00:01:37.000 We can't go in there.
00:01:41.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:43.000 No, no, no, no.
00:01:49.000 Do a selfie. Do a selfie.
00:01:51.000 Do a selfie.
00:01:53.000 Do a selfie.
00:01:55.000 Do a selfie.
00:01:57.000 No, I got a question though.
00:01:59.000 We gotta go.
00:02:01.000 We gotta go.
00:02:03.000 New York sucks.
00:02:11.000 Yo.
00:02:13.000 Yo.
00:02:15.000 Hi, guys.
00:02:17.000 Can I get a photo?
00:02:19.000 Can I get a photo?
00:02:21.000 What do you mind about your...
00:02:23.000 I'm going to...
00:02:25.000 Excuse me.
00:02:27.000 Maybe a tequila and a Diet Coke.
00:02:29.000 Excuse me.
00:02:31.000 How are you? Nice to meet you.
00:02:33.000 Do you have no Wi-Fi?
00:02:35.000 You get it?
00:02:37.000 Thank you, bro.
00:02:39.000 Where do you take it?
00:02:41.000 Go for it.
00:02:42.000 Where do you get it?
00:02:43.000 I'm so scared that like...
00:02:44.000 I'll show you.
00:02:45.000 Okay.
00:02:46.000 Oh my god.
00:02:47.000 Why are you here?
00:02:48.000 Are you from Miami?
00:02:49.000 Uh, yeah.
00:02:50.000 I'm just here for the weekend.
00:02:51.000 Are you off New York Fashion Week?
00:02:52.000 I'm good, yeah.
00:02:53.000 I feel so sorry for you.
00:02:54.000 I watch your videos.
00:02:55.000 And you like had it wrong.
00:02:57.000 And now you like all get one.
00:02:59.000 Wait, can you, can you, can you tell me what I am?
00:03:02.000 You are good.
00:03:03.000 Alright.
00:03:04.000 Oh my god!
00:03:05.000 Can I get a good job?
00:03:07.000 You are good.
00:03:08.000 You guys, it's so good.
00:03:09.000 Who's good?
00:03:10.000 Somebody who is actually good.
00:03:11.000 I'm just there one at a time and one screen.
00:03:13.000 I saw her.
00:03:17.000 I don't know who you got there.
00:03:19.000 Yeah, yeah, whatever.
00:03:22.000 This is step back.
00:03:23.000 Step back.
00:03:24.000 Thank you.
00:03:25.000 How are you?
00:03:26.000 How are you?
00:03:27.000 Turn the gate down?
00:03:28.000 Turn the gate down.
00:03:29.000 Can I get a photo with you?
00:03:30.000 I can't do that, man.
00:03:31.000 See you right here, man.
00:03:34.000 I know your face.
00:03:38.000 Adriana?
00:03:39.000 You want the same call, man?
00:03:40.000 Yeah.
00:03:41.000 You want the only one?
00:03:42.000 You want the only one?
00:03:43.000 Go right here, man.
00:03:44.000 Better?
00:03:51.000 You're way better in real life.
00:03:54.000 Boys, how's the audio?
00:03:55.000 What are you doing?
00:03:57.000 Oh, you're doing amazing.
00:03:59.000 Did you want to come out?
00:04:00.000 Oh my god, it's too stealthy, dude.
00:04:03.940 Guys, is it too low or too loud?
00:04:06.240 Yeah, yeah, got it, got it.
00:04:08.240 Right from there.
00:04:09.240 Testing, testing.
00:04:12.240 Testing, testing.
00:04:14.240 Yeah, but I need something to drink.
00:04:19.240 It's way too fucking busy in here.
00:04:21.240 Fuck's sake.
00:04:22.240 Hey, Chad.
00:04:23.240 This second time.
00:04:24.240 Fucking crazy zoo in here.
00:04:26.240 Fuck's sake.
00:04:27.240 Fuck's sake.
00:04:28.240 Fuck's sake.
00:04:29.240 Fuck's sake.
00:04:30.240 Fuck's sake.
00:04:31.240 Fuck's sake.
00:04:32.240 Okay.
00:04:33.240 Goddamn, the fucking security's going crazy.
00:04:38.240 Alright, how are you?
00:04:39.240 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:40.240 Sorry, dude.
00:04:41.240 What's up?
00:04:42.240 How are you?
00:04:43.240 You good?
00:04:44.240 Sorry.
00:04:45.240 I'm, uh, the guy.
00:04:49.240 I don't know.
00:04:50.240 I thought you were a guy.
00:04:53.240 I don't know.
00:04:54.240 I thought you were a guy.
00:04:55.240 I don't know.
00:04:56.240 I thought you were friends with one of them, baby.
00:04:57.240 Do whatever you want.
00:04:58.240 Yeah.
00:04:59.240 I'm just doing a live stream.
00:05:00.240 Just kicking it.
00:05:01.240 Wow, what the fuck, dude?
00:05:02.240 Holy shit.
00:05:03.240 Try to clip it the other way.
00:05:04.240 It's pointing downwards.
00:05:05.240 If you agree with Klav's message and you're serious about improving your look, you guys
00:05:10.240 are going to want to check out Klav's community on School.
00:05:12.240 Once you're inside, you get access to over 100 courses on looks maxing, pharmacology, nootropics, and social skills.
00:05:19.240 Plus, you get weekly calls with Klav to get feedback and guidance in real time.
00:05:20.240 So if you guys want the absolute best information on looking better and access to a community of people who want to improve their look, you guys are going to want to check this one out.
00:05:21.240 Try to clip it the other way, pointing downwards.
00:05:23.240 If you agree with Klav's message and you're serious about improving your look, you guys are going to want to check out Klav's community on School.
00:05:29.240 Once you're inside, you get access to over 100 courses on looks maxing, pharmacology, nootropics, and social skills.
00:05:36.240 Plus, you get weekly calls with Klav to get feedback and guidance in real time.
00:05:40.240 So if you guys want the absolute best information on looking better and access to a community of people who want to improve their look, you guys are going to want to check this one out.
00:05:50.240 The mic's facing you.
00:05:53.240 Should be good.
00:05:54.240 Hopefully they just give me a bottle of tequila soon.
00:05:56.240 It's up to my cuss.
00:05:59.240 My butt, butt it, offense.
00:06:03.240 Guys, mic is too loud or too low?
00:06:05.240 Or is it better now?
00:06:06.240 It was pointing downwards.
00:06:08.240 Oh, these are the shitty mics.
00:06:09.240 Hold on.
00:06:11.240 Let me check if the other ones are better.
00:06:13.240 We'll see you.
00:06:14.240 Let's go.
00:06:15.240 Let's go.
00:06:16.240 Yep.
00:06:17.240 This is a crazy fucking...
00:06:18.240 I'm going to switch the ice to a better one, guys.
00:06:19.240 I appreciate it, man.
00:06:20.240 Thanks for having us, boys.
00:06:21.240 I appreciate you guys.
00:06:22.240 What school is this for?
00:06:23.240 What school?
00:06:24.240 What school?
00:06:25.240 What?
00:06:26.240 Tequila.
00:06:27.240 This is a crazy fucking
00:06:29.440 I'm going to switch to a better one guys
00:06:31.780 Appreciate it man
00:06:32.860 Thanks for having us boys
00:06:34.960 I appreciate you guys
00:06:35.900 What school is this for?
00:06:38.280 What school?
00:06:39.300 What?
00:06:40.880 Tequila
00:06:41.360 The microphone
00:06:57.240 I said should we go?
00:07:22.180 Thank you
00:07:23.660 I'm playing to go
00:07:26.500 Is this better guys?
00:07:31.800 Thanks?
00:07:32.420 Uh yeah
00:07:33.440 Something like that
00:07:34.440 What's up?
00:07:37.400 I tried to do like mad spots
00:07:38.820 I just don't say
00:07:39.500 I can't care about the bullshit
00:07:41.580 Don't worry about it
00:07:43.080 I'm talking to your boy
00:07:44.960 What's the guy's name?
00:07:46.580 David?
00:07:47.320 Yeah
00:07:47.500 It's a college spot too
00:07:50.400 I like college spots a lot
00:07:52.380 Other spots even older crowds
00:07:54.120 Red shirt
00:07:57.960 Red shirt
00:07:57.980 Red shirt
00:07:59.980 Oh
00:08:00.000 Oh my god
00:08:00.920 What's up to that?
00:08:06.220 Do you want to go to that joke?
00:08:07.860 Sure
00:08:08.280 Am I on this thing?
00:08:10.080 Yes
00:08:10.540 Oh my god
00:08:11.720 What's that?
00:08:13.200 I said oh my god
00:08:14.240 Oh my god what?
00:08:15.300 I'm sorry
00:08:15.840 Are you there with us?
00:08:17.840 I'm literally
00:08:18.320 Why?
00:08:19.360 Come on
00:08:20.260 I'm looking at home
00:08:21.180 I'm like don't phone
00:08:23.080 Yeah do TikTok
00:08:24.100 Instagram or anything like that?
00:08:25.480 I just watch rock when I'm on Snapchat
00:08:27.040 You watch rock when I'm on Snapchat
00:08:28.780 Yeah
00:08:29.240 I can try this story or
00:08:30.520 I mean
00:08:30.700 Game story
00:08:31.580 Oh fuck it yeah
00:08:32.740 I like that
00:08:33.280 What's the worst thing you ever posted?
00:08:36.860 I mean being like
00:08:37.840 Rock in the big bed
00:08:39.420 I don't know
00:08:41.420 Fuck it
00:08:41.780 I see you all in my view page
00:08:44.320 Yeah
00:08:45.460 Seems like it's been that way
00:08:47.100 Yeah
00:08:47.960 You became like nation
00:08:49.340 I know yeah
00:08:50.940 I'm going to think that's like so bad
00:08:52.260 And like
00:08:53.120 I didn't know how to get out
00:08:54.440 But I was so scared
00:08:55.560 And I was like
00:08:56.660 Oh you guys just clap
00:08:57.700 And I get a TikTok
00:08:58.700 And I thought I was going to meet you
00:09:00.160 I don't know
00:09:01.500 That's so great
00:09:02.140 I wanted to
00:09:02.900 Do you want
00:09:04.040 Um
00:09:04.460 Topics I think
00:09:06.200 It's supposed to be
00:09:07.280 Yeah that's not a TikTok
00:09:08.520 That's exactly what I'm doing
00:09:09.800 Oh okay
00:09:10.560 But you can see stupid
00:09:11.880 Yeah that's a TikTok
00:09:13.200 Yeah
00:09:13.620 That'll be good
00:09:14.180 And why just look at me like
00:09:15.400 Oh I fuck anything that works
00:09:16.980 That's a joke
00:09:18.040 Why do you do that?
00:09:19.340 Okay
00:09:19.700 Why do you do that?
00:09:20.640 You're not scared to catch something
00:09:21.860 It's a joke
00:09:22.520 I don't act for it
00:09:23.320 You're a liar
00:09:23.960 I'm not
00:09:24.620 I'm a
00:09:25.140 You're so young though
00:09:28.260 I'm a busy guy
00:09:29.280 I don't have time for
00:09:30.240 Right
00:09:31.260 Most of these shifts
00:09:32.580 Right
00:09:33.100 I swear to God
00:09:34.620 You know
00:09:37.240 I stream
00:09:38.140 I stream 12 hours a day
00:09:39.760 You think I got time to be
00:09:40.980 Running off with every single bitch
00:09:42.860 That'll come to my direction
00:09:43.720 I don't know
00:09:45.780 I don't know
00:09:46.260 I see what the chat's got to say about you
00:09:49.320 Oh my god
00:09:50.240 My friends are dead
00:09:51.940 Oh my god
00:09:52.620 I'm insane
00:09:53.540 You ever do meth?
00:09:59.020 I used to do meth
00:10:00.960 You used to do meth?
00:10:02.380 Yeah I was addicted to it
00:10:03.580 Really?
00:10:04.000 Yeah I've been sober
00:10:05.040 For how long?
00:10:06.800 Two hours?
00:10:07.960 Four years
00:10:08.700 How old are you?
00:10:09.720 Four years
00:10:10.160 I'm 21
00:10:10.800 That was shit
00:10:12.420 Yeah
00:10:13.140 Okay
00:10:13.920 And did you go to school?
00:10:16.200 Um
00:10:16.580 I worked
00:10:17.560 I was at real estate school
00:10:18.900 But I failed to test
00:10:19.900 Yeah
00:10:21.940 Maybe it was the meth
00:10:23.100 Probably
00:10:24.860 What got you into that?
00:10:27.320 What?
00:10:27.780 What got you into that?
00:10:28.900 I was on a co-french
00:10:29.980 A co-french?
00:10:31.280 And I met the one who got a test
00:10:33.300 And I was like
00:10:33.820 Oh I want to do meth
00:10:34.820 So I learned it after doing meth
00:10:36.440 That's what happened to me too last week
00:10:38.220 Yeah
00:10:38.560 I do
00:10:39.060 Oh my god
00:10:39.760 I do what you say
00:10:40.920 But I'm getting the crackhead
00:10:42.340 I'm like
00:10:42.780 I see fucking crackhead too
00:10:44.740 Crackhead
00:10:47.340 Bye bye
00:10:47.860 No I quit
00:10:49.100 Really?
00:10:50.200 I don't do any drugs anymore
00:10:51.420 No?
00:10:51.940 That's good
00:10:52.380 Me either
00:10:52.760 It took four years
00:10:53.660 Four years
00:10:54.260 That's how I like
00:10:54.920 Like
00:10:57.480 Like a little coke?
00:10:58.580 Yeah
00:10:58.860 It makes my gum snosh
00:11:00.280 That doesn't count
00:11:01.400 I know right?
00:11:02.760 You were like
00:11:03.160 Oh that counts
00:11:03.880 No
00:11:04.340 It's not good
00:11:05.100 No
00:11:05.380 No because it doesn't get you high
00:11:06.780 Yeah it snubs your mouth a little bit
00:11:08.320 Yeah yeah
00:11:09.020 Yeah exactly
00:11:10.400 These people are
00:11:11.380 Bullshit all the time
00:11:12.740 Are these motherfuckers gonna lick us?
00:11:14.780 No no
00:11:15.420 Yes they are
00:11:16.440 I'm gonna see myself
00:11:17.400 I'm gonna lick you
00:11:17.940 I doubt it
00:11:18.960 Wait what are they saying?
00:11:21.000 They're saying uh
00:11:22.240 Good chemistry
00:11:25.340 Why are they calling me Jenny?
00:11:27.860 I don't know
00:11:28.480 Let's see
00:11:29.880 Sage she's hot
00:11:30.940 Yeah you like me for real
00:11:33.520 Oh my god
00:11:34.400 Doing all these drugs and shit
00:11:36.020 Yeah
00:11:36.340 But nah we're good off that now
00:11:38.480 Yeah
00:11:38.880 I'm like just like
00:11:41.120 I mean it really splints your face really good
00:11:43.920 Do you wanna switch things up?
00:11:46.260 Take a bunch of honey packs and go pup?
00:11:48.520 I don't think honey packers work
00:11:49.920 We can find out
00:11:52.140 You suck too many people
00:11:56.860 I only have one person
00:12:00.060 And I'm like too scared of like catching something
00:12:03.560 So I at least took the one person
00:12:05.300 You suck anything that loves
00:12:09.440 I don't know where you've been
00:12:11.300 I'm okay
00:12:11.860 What?
00:12:13.880 What?
00:12:15.980 That's your uh
00:12:16.940 That's your big bear
00:12:17.860 Yeah
00:12:18.620 I don't wanna catch anything
00:12:19.840 Cause it's gangling off
00:12:20.480 Like you can't put a rain jacket on it?
00:12:23.380 Like a condo?
00:12:24.580 Yeah
00:12:24.880 No, I only saw one person.
00:12:27.880 Fair enough.
00:12:28.880 By putting it on your polo.
00:12:30.880 Is that one person a plug?
00:12:32.880 What?
00:12:33.880 Is that the plug?
00:12:34.880 No.
00:12:35.880 I don't like relationships.
00:12:37.880 He's like my friends.
00:12:38.880 But he's locked, you know?
00:12:40.880 Yeah, yeah.
00:12:41.880 I don't want to catch anything, so.
00:12:43.880 What do you think I have?
00:12:45.880 I don't know.
00:12:46.880 I saw one of your clips.
00:12:48.880 He said he had a committee or something.
00:12:50.880 You were yelling at that one girl.
00:12:52.880 What?
00:12:53.880 You were telling that one girl that she like earned you.
00:12:57.880 Yeah, but that was just a joke.
00:12:59.880 Did you fix it?
00:13:00.880 I did fix it.
00:13:01.880 It was a joke though.
00:13:02.880 I was just showing.
00:13:04.880 How do you read that so fast?
00:13:06.880 I'm just, uh...
00:13:09.880 Are those your fans?
00:13:11.880 I don't know.
00:13:12.880 Honestly, W.
00:13:14.880 Five is so desperate.
00:13:16.880 Ball knowledge.
00:13:17.880 Yeah, it's kind of ball knowledge.
00:13:19.880 You've seen like all of the fucking shit.
00:13:21.880 Yeah.
00:13:22.880 Weird.
00:13:23.880 You've watched like all of the clips.
00:13:24.880 Is that him?
00:13:25.880 It's like always on my free page.
00:13:27.880 Like if I like finish one, then like my whole free page is killed with you.
00:13:31.880 And you're talking about Jack Pafferty.
00:13:33.880 Yeah, Jack?
00:13:34.880 You know Jack?
00:13:35.880 I fucking hate him.
00:13:36.880 Why?
00:13:37.880 He's here.
00:13:38.880 He's just here.
00:13:41.880 Hey, you want to sit down?
00:13:44.880 Is that yours?
00:13:46.880 Anyone?
00:13:47.880 Yeah, do you want to sit?
00:13:48.880 What?
00:13:49.880 Holy fuck.
00:13:50.880 The security is crazy.
00:13:51.880 I love you over here.
00:13:53.880 Motherfuckers are doing dumb ass shit.
00:13:55.880 I don't know.
00:13:57.880 Hey, come on.
00:13:58.880 I don't know.
00:13:59.880 This Halloween door gunner?
00:14:04.880 I'm all in children.
00:14:06.880 Anybody?
00:14:08.880 Shout out to all the boys.
00:14:09.880 Thank you.
00:14:10.880 Thank you.
00:14:11.880 I'm recording.
00:14:12.880 You're recording?
00:14:13.880 Yeah.
00:14:14.880 I've had a lot of glasses.
00:14:15.880 No, if I like to black out, I like to remember it.
00:14:21.720 I guess that's true.
00:14:26.760 Hey, ask him to throw me a water.
00:14:30.380 You know how I like him.
00:14:34.960 Yeah, water.
00:14:39.500 Exactly.
00:14:41.480 We're going to be flicked all over TikTok.
00:14:43.920 Yeah, you're going to be fucked.
00:14:44.840 Oh my gosh, you're going to talk so much shit about me.
00:14:48.020 Yeah, you're going to be like,
00:14:51.280 restore my face.
00:14:53.280 There's a filter on your nose, yeah.
00:14:56.140 There's no way.
00:14:57.600 There was a slag that mock frame by the ASU flat.
00:15:01.800 Yeah, they like to do the filters, but they took that away off-kick.
00:15:04.780 Yeah, yeah.
00:15:05.620 So it should be fun.
00:15:07.140 Leave her.
00:15:08.180 Tell Joe to rope section off.
00:15:09.840 Water.
00:15:11.280 Kick her.
00:15:12.620 She's not that bad.
00:15:13.720 You're fine.
00:15:14.840 Your voice is dog shit.
00:15:17.180 Pannies all over the internet.
00:15:19.560 Are you showing your cuts?
00:15:21.020 No.
00:15:22.960 Damn.
00:15:24.000 Damn, my skirt on.
00:15:25.360 No.
00:15:25.980 Oh my God.
00:15:26.680 Oh my God.
00:15:27.200 I'm going to put that on.
00:15:28.520 Yeah, is there cuts there?
00:15:29.660 Oh my God.
00:15:29.860 Oh my God.
00:15:31.180 No, this is not the expensive section.
00:15:34.540 Five is such a desperate crown.
00:15:35.900 The meth girl definitely cooked whatever brain cells were left.
00:15:39.540 She won't put out.
00:15:40.680 Wait, this is my first time getting hay.
00:15:42.520 This is so cool.
00:15:43.480 Fine.
00:15:44.200 Yeah.
00:15:45.160 For real.
00:15:45.700 It's all good.
00:15:46.520 It was so crazy.
00:15:48.220 All right.
00:15:49.280 Let's take it off me.
00:15:54.100 get off.
00:15:54.280 Oh, 200 bodies.
00:16:18.160 I do not have 200 bodies.
00:16:20.520 What the fuck?
00:16:21.720 You have 300?
00:16:24.280 How many?
00:16:26.160 You don't even have it in the double dishes.
00:16:29.600 Oh my god.
00:16:30.980 Okay, I'm going to go get a drink.
00:16:32.660 Nice talking to you.
00:16:35.640 Go birds, dickheads.
00:16:39.940 Interesting.
00:16:40.600 What a crazy bitch.
00:16:41.660 Math, I didn't expect that one.
00:16:44.120 That's fucking nuts, man.
00:16:50.320 I don't know.
00:16:51.020 It's a little bit weird.
00:16:52.680 There's just like a lot of people watching this right now.
00:16:58.520 What are you famous for?
00:17:01.140 I don't know.
00:17:02.580 Why can't you tell me?
00:17:04.660 I got no idea.
00:17:06.000 Isn't it weird when people are just watching all the time?
00:17:09.240 Hard to get into the vibe.
00:17:10.400 What do you do?
00:17:14.500 TikTok?
00:17:16.080 Something like that.
00:17:17.980 Do you stream?
00:17:19.700 Yes.
00:17:21.500 Like video games?
00:17:23.200 What?
00:17:23.760 Like video games?
00:17:25.460 No, like there's a camera on me right now.
00:17:27.460 You're personally?
00:17:28.780 Stream?
00:17:31.240 Can you say hi to my cousin?
00:17:32.700 No.
00:17:33.340 His name is Jack.
00:17:34.440 How's it going, cousin?
00:17:35.120 What if your name is Claw?
00:17:37.260 Claw?
00:17:38.460 Stop.
00:17:39.580 Or can you just act nonchalant?
00:17:42.040 Can I not act nonchalant?
00:17:45.080 Well, I just don't give a fuck what you're saying, so.
00:17:48.140 Oh my god, oh my god.
00:17:49.060 This is what I didn't mean to ask you.
00:17:50.920 I want to know.
00:17:51.880 Can I know?
00:17:53.100 What?
00:17:53.380 Can you tell me what's wrong with my hair?
00:17:57.240 No.
00:17:58.380 Do we take a video together?
00:18:00.080 Uh, no.
00:18:00.920 No.
00:18:01.520 It's not.
00:18:02.040 Yo, fuck you, Claw.
00:18:05.760 Yo.
00:18:06.960 Can you tell me what's wrong with my hair?
00:18:09.660 Can you leave me alone?
00:18:14.720 What's up?
00:18:15.100 I appreciate it.
00:18:16.560 Nice meeting you, bro.
00:18:17.540 Nice to meet you, too.
00:18:18.280 It's good.
00:18:18.540 How you been?
00:18:19.140 I'm chilling.
00:18:20.100 You want something to drink?
00:18:21.140 Do you have an ice bucket?
00:18:22.660 Right here.
00:18:23.040 We have a couple ice in here if you guys want.
00:18:24.860 Can you get a new ice bucket?
00:18:26.200 Yeah, we'll get a new ice bucket.
00:18:27.680 Hell yeah.
00:18:29.520 Hell yeah.
00:18:32.040 Oh, and you start chitting, people.
00:18:38.480 All right.
00:18:38.960 I wish I knew how to sing this song.
00:18:41.200 That'd be a horror game if I could sing.
00:18:45.260 Come here.
00:18:47.140 All right.
00:18:47.720 I am here.
00:18:55.500 Nice to meet you.
00:18:56.780 All right, ladies.
00:18:58.320 You guys want anything to drink or anything?
00:18:59.880 Go ahead.
00:19:00.320 Nice to meet you.
00:19:00.960 How are you?
00:19:01.840 What's that?
00:19:02.340 Yeah, in Paris.
00:19:04.100 Nice.
00:19:05.420 Yeah.
00:19:06.160 Shout out to the boys.
00:19:11.260 Hey, hell yeah.
00:19:12.160 Shout out to you guys.
00:19:15.840 Give me a one break.
00:19:17.180 Yeah, go ahead.
00:19:18.060 Whatever you guys want.
00:19:21.000 Where do you guys go to school?
00:19:22.800 I'm at high school.
00:19:24.120 What?
00:19:24.600 Fashion students.
00:19:25.740 Fashion students.
00:19:26.640 At what school?
00:19:27.660 I am.
00:19:28.120 Yeah, it's a little bit weird.
00:19:46.020 Hey, brother.
00:19:47.880 Do you have any more smokes?
00:19:49.720 Do you have any more of those cigars anywhere?
00:19:51.820 Oh, I got it.
00:19:52.820 Oh, I thought it was a cigar.
00:19:54.120 Oh, my God.
00:19:54.400 I don't know.
00:19:58.460 I kind of want to go order something from the bar.
00:20:01.040 How's it going?
00:20:01.340 How are you, man?
00:20:01.980 Nice to meet you.
00:20:02.780 Jacob, nice to meet you.
00:20:04.180 Yep.
00:20:04.740 It's both nice and nice and nice.
00:20:06.580 You boy?
00:20:06.980 Yep.
00:20:07.580 You said you wanted a cigarette?
00:20:09.520 Okay, I will.
00:20:10.440 I said you wanted a cigarette.
00:20:12.020 Okay, bye.
00:20:16.740 You hate me?
00:20:18.900 How can I start, bro?
00:20:19.980 Hey, you mob, bro.
00:20:20.860 Don't worry.
00:20:21.780 It's smoking allowed in this club.
00:20:23.300 Hey, are we allowed to smoke?
00:20:26.440 Yeah.
00:20:26.920 Can we smoke?
00:20:28.660 Cigars.
00:20:29.220 Cigars.
00:20:30.540 Yeah.
00:20:31.680 No, a girl.
00:20:32.620 A girl's making me.
00:20:33.760 I'm going to show you on the street.
00:20:35.520 I'm going to show you on the street.
00:20:36.520 Damn, bro.
00:20:37.060 Yeah, it's a little weird to try to vibe out and chill when it's like a big wall and people
00:20:41.920 are watching, you know what I'm saying?
00:20:44.600 So, um...
00:20:45.300 Do it, man.
00:20:46.540 Do it, man.
00:20:48.680 How's it going, man?
00:20:50.060 Pick the bitch with the dick.
00:20:53.440 Which one is up?
00:20:55.620 What do you think about this?
00:20:58.480 Crazy, right?
00:21:02.520 Yeah.
00:21:03.380 I don't think anybody here can legally drink.
00:21:09.460 I mean...
00:21:10.060 I can.
00:21:12.960 Yeah, I know you can.
00:21:14.520 I don't drink anyway, so it doesn't matter.
00:21:16.320 I know, I know.
00:21:19.600 I asked them.
00:21:22.840 That's a...
00:21:23.520 Do I take her?
00:21:24.920 Oh, well, actually...
00:21:26.000 This is a...
00:21:26.580 I don't know who you are.
00:21:37.780 Hey, you're really pretty.
00:21:39.440 Hey, thank you.
00:21:40.000 You're very pretty, too.
00:21:40.960 Oh, my God.
00:21:43.960 I appreciate you.
00:21:44.460 All right, good stuff, yeah.
00:21:46.580 That's so retarded.
00:21:47.480 I know a bunch of idiots do shit on you.
00:21:49.500 I know, yeah.
00:21:50.180 People love to fucking flip for it.
00:21:53.040 That's still lurking, but...
00:21:54.960 I can't make this shit out.
00:22:01.560 Hold on, hold on.
00:22:02.580 Let me get a break, bro.
00:22:04.320 I don't want to have to take my back.
00:22:06.300 What's the side of the thing?
00:22:08.660 Oh, shit.
00:22:10.880 What?
00:22:11.320 What?
00:22:11.380 What?
00:22:13.680 I didn't use shit.
00:22:17.000 Slash!
00:22:17.500 Thank you.
00:22:18.300 Yeah.
00:22:18.580 Jesus is king, right?
00:22:20.140 Yeah, absolutely.
00:22:20.940 I got a picture.
00:22:21.940 That's it.
00:22:22.740 Gotta meet you, too.
00:22:23.780 Hang on, I got a picture.
00:22:24.960 I appreciate that.
00:22:31.100 Let's go.
00:22:36.300 Go!
00:22:37.020 Oh, that's a good song.
00:22:39.380 All right, hell yeah.
00:22:40.500 Give me another...
00:22:41.080 I got lit.
00:22:42.120 Having a good night?
00:22:43.620 Yeah.
00:22:45.180 Not your demographic.
00:22:46.780 Not my demographic.
00:22:47.960 Why?
00:22:48.300 It's okay.
00:22:48.940 Honestly, dude, they're not my demographic either.
00:22:51.040 Oh.
00:22:52.040 So, let's take a picture.
00:22:56.120 There you go, man.
00:22:57.040 Go for it.
00:22:58.100 Man.
00:22:58.880 Look at how you're...
00:22:59.760 Oh, no, no.
00:23:00.340 You're gonna cut me over.
00:23:01.420 I'm gonna get a couple of people for you.
00:23:04.460 Oh, okay.
00:23:05.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:05.840 You know what you're gonna be?
00:23:06.840 Good job with your event, man.
00:23:08.180 Fuck.
00:23:08.420 Fuck.
00:23:08.880 Fuck.
00:23:08.960 Fuck.
00:23:09.040 Fuck.
00:23:09.340 Fuck.
00:23:09.400 Fuck.
00:23:09.740 Fuck.
00:23:09.960 Fuck.
00:23:10.460 Fuck.
00:23:10.520 Fuck.
00:23:10.600 Fuck.
00:23:10.620 Fuck.
00:23:11.100 Fuck.
00:23:11.120 Fuck.
00:23:11.220 Fuck.
00:23:11.520 Fuck.
00:23:11.560 Fuck.
00:23:11.620 Fuck.
00:23:12.120 Fuck.
00:23:12.560 Fuck.
00:23:12.620 Fuck.
00:23:13.120 Fuck.
00:23:13.560 Fuck.
00:23:14.060 Fuck.
00:23:14.560 Fuck.
00:23:15.060 Fuck.
00:23:15.640 Fuck.
00:23:16.060 I was like, who the fuck is that?
00:23:21.020 Who is it?
00:23:22.880 I could be fucked.
00:23:24.140 I don't know.
00:23:25.420 But they let him over, so it must be someone.
00:23:27.880 Must be somebody.
00:23:28.940 Yeah.
00:23:29.160 Who was the guy that, like, took his shirt off?
00:23:31.800 It was just some retard promoting cryptocurrency.
00:23:35.000 Oh.
00:23:35.680 So, yeah, it wasn't anything good.
00:23:37.900 No.
00:23:38.560 They kicked him all the way out of the club, though.
00:23:40.420 I, I, I, I thought he was from the broker that got you in.
00:23:45.240 No.
00:23:46.060 Do you want to start, um, shitting people?
00:23:48.980 Shitting people?
00:23:50.000 Chinning.
00:23:50.720 What does that mean?
00:23:51.520 That's the way I call better security.
00:23:53.000 Teach me your lingo.
00:23:54.080 Chinning people.
00:23:54.960 What does that mean?
00:23:55.440 Go up and chin them.
00:23:56.560 What does that mean?
00:23:58.540 Go chin them.
00:24:00.300 You know what I mean?
00:24:00.700 Like, chin them.
00:24:03.300 Give them a little bone smash.
00:24:06.020 I was bone smashing my roommate, and I accidentally hit her on the lip.
00:24:10.420 Why were you doing that?
00:24:12.000 You were bone smashing her chin?
00:24:13.980 So you were chinning her, is what you were saying.
00:24:16.340 I guess so.
00:24:19.180 That's interesting.
00:24:20.520 Did her chin grow?
00:24:21.700 Did you notice anything?
00:24:23.060 No, I, I, I, I, I missed.
00:24:25.800 And you just punched her in the face?
00:24:27.420 Yeah.
00:24:29.600 Okay.
00:24:30.240 Were you drunk?
00:24:35.300 I just have bad aim.
00:24:37.440 Seems that way.
00:24:38.420 That's a good, it's a good aim for me.
00:24:40.420 That's a good idea.
00:24:41.460 You know?
00:24:42.320 Well, let's see what the chat's saying.
00:24:44.060 Tipsy bitch.
00:24:45.340 Are you a little drunk?
00:24:46.720 You gotta learn how to handle your liquor lady.
00:24:48.720 You're gonna be a mom soon.
00:24:50.000 What do you mean?
00:24:51.040 You know what I mean?
00:24:52.640 I don't know how to handle my liquor.
00:24:54.000 I don't know how to be mine.
00:24:56.520 Eh, you're a little bit.
00:24:58.860 What do you mean?
00:24:59.780 You're going crazy.
00:25:01.160 I'm not crazy.
00:25:02.160 You might start doing, like, some shit like this.
00:25:04.900 Or, like, the electro shuffle.
00:25:07.320 Some drink.
00:25:07.960 Electric slide?
00:25:09.160 Yeah.
00:25:10.660 One more drink and you're gonna be doing the electric slide.
00:25:13.600 Yeah, well, okay.
00:25:14.820 This is the worst bottle to ever.
00:25:16.680 They have no cups, no ice, nothing.
00:25:19.960 It's great.
00:25:20.660 Just give it a fucking drink.
00:25:22.320 Okay, that's true.
00:25:23.340 Yeah.
00:25:23.820 You're right, you're right, you're right.
00:25:24.720 Just drink it out of the bottle.
00:25:25.860 Who gives a fuck?
00:25:27.580 Why don't you drink out of the bottle?
00:25:29.060 I was.
00:25:29.620 Do it now.
00:25:36.620 I'm a normie.
00:25:44.480 I'm a science normie.
00:25:45.620 Well, I'm sure you could figure it out if you were like, okay, I want to go into the
00:25:49.140 whole realm of steroids.
00:25:50.220 I would trust your research.
00:25:51.740 I think you would figure out a way to make a very, you know, educated decision.
00:25:56.740 You don't think so?
00:25:57.820 I don't know.
00:25:58.320 I'm not a big science diet guy, you know.
00:26:01.460 Yeah.
00:26:01.980 I think you would like the GLP ones.
00:26:03.940 Do you have a...
00:26:04.700 That's anti-diabetic, right?
00:26:07.520 And it makes you lose weight?
00:26:08.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:09.340 So it's kind of like a...
00:26:10.080 Like it goes epic?
00:26:10.980 Yeah, appetite spread.
00:26:14.060 Thank you so much.
00:26:14.860 I'm gonna go get a drink real quick.
00:26:16.040 Why are you here?
00:26:24.620 What's up?
00:26:25.060 Why are you here?
00:26:25.760 Like, out of everything.
00:26:27.660 I don't know.
00:26:31.020 Same reason you're here, man.
00:26:33.820 It's alright.
00:26:42.500 Alright, man.
00:26:43.220 Appreciate you, bro.
00:26:44.280 Thank you, bro.
00:26:45.280 Yeah, let's do it.
00:26:50.620 Yo, Kyle, I go get it right here.
00:26:52.460 You're gonna head right here?
00:26:53.160 Yeah, I have to get you to turn the door.
00:26:54.200 Yeah, that'd be check, bro.
00:26:55.180 Thank you.
00:26:56.080 Yeah, I appreciate it.
00:26:57.600 What's up?
00:26:58.420 Well, unfortunately, we're gonna leave, like, right after this.
00:27:00.960 Back to Florida.
00:27:01.960 So, um, maybe next time.
00:27:04.500 I appreciate you.
00:27:05.740 Peace, y'all.
00:27:08.580 I appreciate you.
00:27:10.080 Yo, I love what you do.
00:27:12.080 Good for you.
00:27:12.800 Appreciate it.
00:27:13.280 Good for you.
00:27:14.240 Jesus is king.
00:27:15.780 I appreciate you.
00:27:16.720 Have a clean day, okay?
00:27:18.040 Italian.
00:27:19.100 Well.
00:27:20.320 No, you can't.
00:27:22.220 Let's see.
00:27:23.160 Yeah.
00:27:23.880 No, I can't...
00:27:24.420 Jesus is king.
00:27:26.660 Wait a minute.
00:27:31.080 No.
00:27:36.580 Yes.
00:27:37.140 What should I leave then?
00:27:52.260 I'm sorry.
00:28:03.620 I just don't know what's going on.
00:28:06.020 Back up.
00:28:07.140 It's funny because that cuff back was...
00:28:09.300 Yeah, we'll figure it out.
00:28:14.560 What a night it is.
00:28:23.900 Let's go walk through the madness.
00:28:34.860 Let me go get a...
00:28:36.020 I'm going to go get a soda.
00:28:38.760 What the fuck are these guys doing?
00:28:40.020 Let me go!
00:28:48.400 Oh my God!
00:28:49.760 Thanks, man.
00:28:49.900 Oh my God!
00:28:51.020 Thanks, guys!
00:28:51.800 I got a guy!
00:28:53.400 Thanks, man!
00:28:57.940 Yeah, yeah.
00:28:57.980 Yeah, yeah.
00:29:03.980 Is that queso?
00:29:05.980 It might have been queso.
00:29:07.980 Holy fat.
00:29:13.980 I'm just going to grab that soda from the box.
00:29:17.980 She was, ay, just...
00:29:21.980 Move, move, nigga.
00:29:27.980 Do you want a diet coke?
00:29:33.980 No.
00:29:35.980 Diet coke.
00:29:37.980 Diet coke.
00:29:39.980 Yeah.
00:29:41.980 I appreciate it.
00:29:51.980 What's up?
00:29:53.980 What's up?
00:29:55.980 Hey?
00:29:57.980 Why are you asking me?
00:29:59.980 Why are you asking me?
00:30:01.980 Why am I asking you?
00:30:03.980 How did this whole party look at everybody?
00:30:05.980 Why, man, I wouldn't give you any drugs, bro.
00:30:07.980 Let's be real.
00:30:09.980 Yo, fuck!
00:30:15.980 What?
00:30:17.980 I don't have it.
00:30:19.980 I don't wanna have it.
00:30:21.980 Yo, bro!
00:30:23.980 Yo, where are you?
00:30:25.980 Like, even if I did have K, ketamine, dumbass, do you think I'd give it to you?
00:30:33.980 Do a selfie.
00:30:35.980 Do a selfie, bro.
00:30:37.980 Here we go!
00:30:39.980 Good spot.
00:30:41.980 Do a selfie, bro.
00:30:43.980 Yeah, bro, here.
00:30:44.980 Play, play, go, hurry up, dude.
00:30:49.980 Guys, I gotta get some better girls than Deception.
00:30:51.980 There's none!
00:30:53.980 There's none!
00:30:54.980 There's none!
00:30:55.980 There's none!
00:30:56.980 There's none!
00:30:57.980 There's none!
00:30:58.980 There's none!
00:30:59.980 There's none!
00:31:00.980 There's none!
00:31:01.980 Your friend is retarded, you know that, right?
00:31:02.980 Yeah!
00:31:03.980 He's got my friend, though!
00:31:04.980 You can come wait with me while I get a nap.
00:31:06.980 I want you guys to guess how far away the cook is from the group.
00:31:10.980 Um, yeah.
00:31:11.980 I mean, this place is alright, though.
00:31:13.980 It's Halloween.
00:31:14.980 Oh, we're here.
00:31:15.980 They all are.
00:31:16.980 They're all the same, to be honest with you.
00:31:18.980 How old are you, though?
00:31:20.980 How old are you, though?
00:31:21.980 Nineteen.
00:31:23.980 Okay.
00:31:24.980 How old are you?
00:31:25.980 Nineteen.
00:31:26.980 A little older than that.
00:31:34.980 Not that much.
00:31:36.980 I turned 21, too.
00:31:38.980 How old is that?
00:31:41.980 I appreciate it.
00:31:42.980 Thank you.
00:31:44.980 Yeah, no.
00:31:45.980 I'm only about a year older than you.
00:31:46.980 Yeah.
00:31:48.980 I'd be a sophomore in college.
00:31:51.980 I'm a freshman.
00:31:53.980 Okay.
00:31:54.980 How's your grades?
00:31:55.980 Are you stupid, or what?
00:31:56.980 No, I have all my names.
00:31:57.980 College?
00:31:59.980 You have to do anything for that?
00:32:01.980 That's funny.
00:32:02.980 Damn!
00:32:03.980 That's good.
00:32:05.980 What's your major?
00:32:06.980 Psychology.
00:32:07.980 Oh, yeah, you told me.
00:32:08.980 Okay.
00:32:12.980 Who does your homework?
00:32:13.980 What's his name?
00:32:14.980 What?
00:32:15.980 Why?
00:32:16.980 That's fucking lame.
00:32:17.980 You gotta use those looks to your advantage.
00:32:19.980 I am right now.
00:32:21.980 A little right now.
00:32:22.980 This girl is too horny right now.
00:32:24.980 I genuinely don't know who you are.
00:32:26.980 You don't know who I am?
00:32:27.980 No.
00:32:28.980 No.
00:32:29.980 You just need to call me on TikTok or Instagram.
00:32:33.980 Maybe.
00:32:34.980 Maybe not.
00:32:35.980 They'll find out, too.
00:32:36.980 I think there's probably already videos on TikTok.
00:32:38.980 Oh, well.
00:32:39.980 Let's see what the chat's been saying about you.
00:32:44.980 About me?
00:32:55.980 Is she a W?
00:32:59.980 Oh, come on now.
00:33:01.980 It's Mick.
00:33:03.980 Mick's reviews.
00:33:04.980 I know.
00:33:06.980 Don't worry.
00:33:07.980 They're like usually me and Deborah.
00:33:08.980 Yeah.
00:33:09.980 Including me, so.
00:33:10.980 Don't worry about it.
00:33:11.980 You think that's it?
00:33:13.980 I think I just want to fucking listen to ya.
00:33:16.980 What should I do for the rest of the night?
00:33:19.980 Stay here?
00:33:20.980 Or go do some other shit?
00:33:21.980 What do you think?
00:33:22.980 What do you want?
00:33:23.980 What do you want to do?
00:33:24.980 I'm not having the worst time in the world, but I feel bad.
00:33:29.980 Anytime I walk around, I cause like a security, night.
00:33:31.980 I know.
00:33:32.980 I know.
00:33:35.240 We'll hop in the sprinter soon, bro, bro.
00:33:37.180 It's my place, all right?
00:33:40.060 Yeah.
00:33:40.760 Come on, bro.
00:33:41.220 You can't see my girl, bro.
00:33:43.080 It's Valentine's Day, bro.
00:33:44.480 You can't see my girl.
00:33:47.160 Come on, man.
00:33:48.360 You're a good guy.
00:33:49.160 I know you're a good guy.
00:33:51.100 This is because Valentine's Day was yesterday.
00:33:54.180 No, but like the kindness of your heart, bro.
00:33:56.220 Come on.
00:33:57.300 You're a good guy.
00:33:58.100 I know you're a good guy.
00:33:59.300 Brother, 18 minutes ago, Valentine's Day ended.
00:34:01.900 So, you're going to have to fuck off.
00:34:03.640 I'm good.
00:34:04.460 Bro, come here.
00:34:05.740 One year, bro.
00:34:06.700 Why is this guy begging me?
00:34:07.900 Come on, man.
00:34:09.720 That's literally the lamest shit ever.
00:34:12.460 I know, I am.
00:34:13.960 Bang.
00:34:14.700 Bang.
00:34:15.380 Bang.
00:34:17.860 So lame.
00:34:18.940 Bro, that's why I can't even believe how
00:34:21.820 retarded the average man is.
00:34:23.800 I don't know.
00:34:27.720 Yeah, we'll get out of here probably half hour.
00:34:31.900 Alright, where's the promoter?
00:34:35.080 Actually, no.
00:34:35.780 I want to go right now.
00:34:38.000 Yeah.
00:34:38.420 You ready?
00:34:40.300 Alright, let me get my coat.
00:34:42.140 Let's go.
00:34:51.220 Let's go.
00:34:54.340 Let's go.
00:34:54.860 I can't find my shit.
00:35:14.680 Is that not it?
00:35:21.960 Wait, is that not it?
00:35:23.040 It's the Moncler one.
00:35:23.740 Did some motherfuckers steal my shit?
00:35:26.460 It said Moncler one back.
00:35:28.380 No, it didn't.
00:35:29.580 That's not it.
00:35:35.920 Yeah, that's not it.
00:35:37.760 Bro, fuck.
00:35:43.260 Where's my fucking shit?
00:35:49.980 Yo.
00:35:50.840 I'm sorry, though.
00:35:52.160 My bad.
00:35:52.520 Sometimes people can check the coach and they put it in the floor.
00:35:55.400 Oh, you want to be yours?
00:35:56.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:56.700 I want to make sure.
00:35:59.540 You found it?
00:36:02.900 That's it, no?
00:36:05.340 Yeah, I'm clear.
00:36:09.800 Here, let me check.
00:36:12.460 Yeah.
00:36:14.600 No, we're good.
00:36:17.480 Where's she at?
00:36:18.200 Right in front of you.
00:36:19.320 All right, let's roll.
00:36:26.340 Hey, Joe, you might hold this while I put my sweater on.
00:36:29.880 All right, where's that promoter?
00:36:31.400 Where's fucking?
00:36:32.520 Yeah, yeah.
00:36:33.120 Let's roll.
00:36:34.220 Yep.
00:36:35.400 Oh, God.
00:36:35.840 Selfies, boys.
00:36:39.540 Thank you, bro.
00:36:40.160 Thank you, bro.
00:36:40.960 Yeah, God.
00:36:44.040 Thank you, bro.
00:36:44.920 Thank you, yo.
00:36:45.460 All right, guys.
00:36:51.600 Let's roll.
00:36:52.920 Hey, tell that promoter that we had to bounce.
00:36:55.280 I don't know where you're at.
00:36:56.800 No problem.
00:36:58.280 All right, thank you for everything tonight.
00:37:00.080 You're the man.
00:37:01.100 Thanks for having us.
00:37:02.260 Hey, appreciate it.
00:37:04.280 Nice to meet you, too.
00:37:05.780 We're going to roll.
00:37:07.020 All right.
00:37:07.440 See you, bro.
00:37:07.960 Yeah, yeah.
00:37:08.800 Go you, man.
00:37:09.660 Go you, man.
00:37:09.740 Go.
00:37:09.800 Go.
00:37:09.900 Go.
00:37:09.920 Go.
00:37:09.980 Go.
00:37:10.020 Go.
00:37:10.560 Go.
00:37:10.580 Go.
00:37:11.080 Go.
00:37:11.160 Go.
00:37:11.180 Go.
00:37:11.320 Go.
00:37:11.360 Go.
00:37:11.380 Go.
00:37:11.420 Go.
00:37:11.480 Go.
00:37:11.560 Go.
00:37:11.860 Go.
00:37:11.880 Go.
00:37:11.920 Go.
00:37:11.960 Go.