Dale Partridge - May 21, 2026


We Can’t Have Nice Things


Episode Stats


Length

1 minute

Words per minute

157.47842

Word count

219

Sentence count

6

Harmful content

Toxicity

3

sentences flagged

Hate speech

3

sentences flagged


Summary

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Every time I come for Chipotle and they piss me off, I get my money.
00:00:04.900 Give me a water cup, please.
00:00:06.800 Give me a water cup.
00:00:08.220 And since y'all want to be petty.
00:00:28.540 You know I have a message.
00:00:30.000 yeah because oh what's wrong with that i'm gonna charge me extra for it charge me a whole dollar 0.99
00:00:37.100 extra for some vinaigrette and then i'm getting a boy you barely putting shit in my bowl don't 0.98
00:00:40.680 want to charge me double for chicken well you barely put chicken in my bowl so now i'm gonna 0.97
00:00:45.060 get my money's worth of chicken and sauce give me them forks give me them napkins now i'm good
00:00:49.600 for the rest of the month in the house thank you uh in 10 years you are going to sit there and tell
00:00:55.460 your children of the good old days when people could just refill their drinks on their own
00:01:01.140 and when ketchup packets were out in the open and when you, you know, didn't have to ask someone
00:01:06.920 to unlock a case to get laundry detergent and batteries and fruit snacks, you're going to have
00:01:13.260 to tell them because our leaders were too afraid to tell a particular group of people that their
00:01:18.980 thievery is wrong because they're afraid to be called racist.