Dan Martell - July 15, 2023


My team says I drink too much caffeine.


Episode Stats


Length

48 seconds

Words per minute

184.76904

Word count

148

Sentence count

14

Harmful content

Toxicity

2

sentences flagged


Summary

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Coffee is the one thing that keeps things going for the rest of the morning. It's the one that keeps you awake and keeps you going through the day. And it's the only thing that makes you not have to pee.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 You're the one that wants to do a whole reel on my caffeine addiction, so I don't give a f**k. 0.99
00:00:05.000 Alright, they said there was caffeine, Sam. 0.98
00:00:08.000 Where is the caffeine?
00:00:11.000 With the double espresso, and this is the coffee that keeps things going for the rest of the morning.
00:00:19.000 Definitely gonna have to pee.
00:00:21.000 What's up?
00:00:23.000 Uh, which one?
00:00:24.000 I need some caffeine.
00:00:26.000 Where's the caffeine?
00:00:28.000 Well, I mean, they give it to me, so it's not like I'm buying it.
00:00:30.700 I'm not going out of my way to buy it, but if they're going to give it to me,
00:00:33.160 I might as well drink it. I'm dehydrated.
00:00:35.160 I just drink coffee because it's fun.
00:00:38.160 Drink coffee like it's going out of style.
00:00:40.560 How much is in this?
00:00:41.920 It's a thousand milligrams?
00:00:43.540 Yeah, probably a gram.
00:00:44.740 I don't know. A lot.
00:00:46.600 Maybe I should take medication.