Derek Rants - 2026-01-05

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00:06:59.900 Welcome back, everybody, to another Plaid Army

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00:07:31.880 It is my birthday, thank you for the

00:08:01.860 It's been well wishes, it's been well wishes, I had a good day, but I've been avoiding the internet quite a bit and it's funny when I go to research something that I wanted to do a video on, it just pisses me off.

00:08:17.600 like, and I think it's been through the USD colors.

00:08:22.620 and I let it,

00:08:24.380 but at least I can recognize it because yeah,

00:08:28.500 I was just perfectly happy and,

00:08:30.940 and just like 20 minutes into to researching something.

00:08:36.400 I'm just,

00:08:36.700 Oh fuck.

00:08:37.140 I hate this shit.

00:08:38.540 Fuck.

00:08:39.020 I hate it.

00:08:42.660 Plenty of stuff to look into.

00:08:44.120 I've had a few videos sent to me.

00:08:48.740 A few things I was already looking at.

00:08:52.620 But thanks everybody for the well wishes.

00:08:56.460 Yeah.

00:08:56.900 The internet's toxic.

00:08:57.780 I like,

00:08:58.440 I,

00:08:58.740 it was noticeable effect it had on me.

00:09:00.720 It's like,

00:09:01.300 I actually actively look for dumbed down content so I can shut my brain off and

00:09:07.160 just enjoy.

00:09:08.660 If that makes any fucking sense.

00:09:11.300 Like I actually listened to,

00:09:14.640 I'm not even fans of any of them,

00:09:16.280 but Jake Shields had a podcast with like Owen Benjamin and Richard Spencer.

00:09:19.380 And I just put that on because I was working away at the,

00:09:22.560 snow at my place.

00:09:24.400 I don't know if you guys know or not,

00:09:25.600 but on my way back,

00:09:26.440 I got caught in a snow storm after Christmas and it was just the tip of the

00:09:30.700 iceberg.

00:09:31.000 Like Cochran got like 50 centimeters and then another dump of 30 centimeters.

00:09:36.740 And it was just a mess when I got here.

00:09:38.740 So I finally got my snowblower.

00:09:42.340 It's my Aryan goddess.

00:09:44.440 And I know the company's name is Aaron's,

00:09:47.560 but you're being called Aryan now.

00:09:50.140 That's your new name.

00:09:51.260 I'm hijacking it and I'm bringing back your snowblower company.

00:09:54.460 And we're going to completely change it around because let's be honest,

00:10:01.260 who,

00:10:01.520 who's the only people that buy snowblowers?

00:10:04.640 It's white people.

00:10:05.840 That's your target market.

00:10:07.360 So you might as well call it Aryan and lean into it.

00:10:10.420 But it's been fun.

00:10:17.240 I know that sounds stupid,

00:10:18.740 but actually I've been enjoying it because I'm not shoveling and looking at

00:10:24.100 all that and just being able to eat it up with that machine was awesome.

00:10:30.000 I enjoyed it.

00:10:32.080 I'm getting to know my snowblower.

00:10:34.280 Her name is Amber,

00:10:36.240 my Aryan goddess.

00:10:37.380 And there will be a video coming out soon about her.

00:10:45.360 Yeah.

00:10:46.200 This is some good content about it too.

00:10:50.680 They're made in America.

00:10:52.100 I've already learned that they're sheer pins on a snowblower.

00:10:55.780 Didn't know that.

00:10:59.240 The belts I'm learning to tighten.

00:11:01.940 And yeah,

00:11:02.700 a lot going on with my snowblower,

00:11:04.360 but they're expensive new.

00:11:06.660 I had to go secondhand.

00:11:07.780 I had to go down to,

00:11:08.720 where did I buy it?

00:11:09.740 In a Sturgeon Falls,

00:11:12.840 an old guy,

00:11:13.760 old new fee fella who took care of it.

00:11:17.100 And he told me what exactly what was wrong with it.

00:11:19.400 He wasn't trying to rip me off or anything.

00:11:20.980 So I paid 500 bucks,

00:11:22.940 but the machine brand new is like $3,000.

00:11:26.860 So it's got replaceable parts.

00:11:29.560 He took care of it.

00:11:30.280 I think I made a good bargain on this one.

00:11:37.780 Yeah,

00:11:38.220 that's my Aryan goddess.

00:11:39.280 Don't you guys,

00:11:39.960 I don't,

00:11:40.660 nobody's ever going to touch my Aryan goddess.

00:11:42.700 No other man is going to push that up and down their driveway.

00:11:45.980 Like a little harlot on the street.

00:11:48.300 That's my lady.

00:11:49.220 There's a new video up on my YouTube channel that actually doesn't make any sense.

00:11:56.320 They gave me a strike for my video about Dukkow and,

00:12:01.020 and liberating Dukkow,

00:12:02.560 but they won't let me stream on my regular YouTube channel.

00:12:06.940 So fuck YouTube.

00:12:10.040 You gave me a strike for,

00:12:11.300 but the video is still up.

00:12:12.500 That doesn't make any sense.

00:12:15.980 No,

00:12:16.680 not unless they thought I was in Venezuela,

00:12:18.900 right?

00:12:22.240 The ever expanding empire of the USI.

00:12:27.840 Canada may become part of the USI as well.

00:12:31.440 It's no longer the USA.

00:12:33.040 We all know it's not true.

00:12:34.280 We know who they're expanding for.

00:12:36.940 So the USI could take over Canada and Venezuela and whatever else.

00:12:41.400 That's the truth of it.

00:12:42.880 Nobody gives a fuck if it's a narco state or not.

00:12:45.560 Why isn't he taking out Mexico's dictator?

00:12:47.260 They share a border with them.

00:12:48.900 Why are you taking out somebody else's fucking Columbia or any of those other

00:12:53.560 narco states?

00:12:55.200 Venezuela.

00:12:56.840 This weird fucking reason he chooses Venezuela,

00:12:59.580 right?

00:13:00.180 Well,

00:13:00.360 I'm blowing up narco boats in the Gulf of America and he's a really bad guy.

00:13:06.040 People are eating cats and dogs and yeah,

00:13:09.300 we're going to go liberate those people of Venezuela and watching the fucking influencers,

00:13:12.880 dude.

00:13:13.740 These so-called truthers are,

00:13:17.260 I guess,

00:13:18.280 YouTubers,

00:13:18.920 whatever they are,

00:13:19.640 just jumping right on the dick,

00:13:22.440 right on the dick of the US,

00:13:24.700 the USI.

00:13:27.520 God bless the USI.

00:13:29.660 Even if it is a Jewish God,

00:13:31.160 we don't care.

00:13:35.020 There's a couple of clips.

00:13:37.060 There's so much going on.

00:13:38.500 The market has been flooded with stuff about Israel or Israel,

00:13:42.240 about Venezuela,

00:13:42.800 but there's only a couple that really matter.

00:13:45.360 Those Jews of the 12 tribes,

00:13:49.840 that are not the ones who send today in the state of Israel,

00:13:52.360 those who govern the Netanyahu,

00:13:55.080 are not a Jew autentic.

00:13:57.280 He is a cambalache that comes from there from Poland.

00:14:01.280 For those who like to talk about religion,

00:14:03.300 they say that this is a religious conflict.

00:14:04.920 No,

00:14:05.580 this is not a religious conflict.

00:14:07.440 The conflict that there is

00:14:08.860 from the foundation of the state of Israel

00:14:11.940 is a geopolitical conflict.

00:14:14.380 Because that state created it

00:14:15.620 to conquer all the Middle East and Central Asia

00:14:19.480 and take away the riches

00:14:20.960 and colonize those peoples.

00:14:24.460 Yeah,

00:14:26.940 nobody wants to listen to a guy.

00:14:28.160 I'm starting to like Maduro.

00:14:31.720 I'm,

00:14:32.200 I'm starting to become a fan.

00:14:35.320 I know what I was thinking before,

00:14:36.760 like years ago,

00:14:37.740 you'll find commentary of me

00:14:39.000 speaking about what's going on in Venezuela

00:14:41.040 and comparing how Canada

00:14:42.600 is going to become like them

00:14:43.720 and stuff like that.

00:14:44.900 But that was actually,

00:14:46.260 to think of it,

00:14:46.840 Maduro was probably trying to get them out of it.

00:14:48.860 The more you learn about it.

00:14:51.060 Ben Shapiro was just sitting there

00:14:52.440 being interviewed by Megyn Kelly

00:14:53.760 and said something,

00:14:56.260 he said something like,

00:14:57.160 well,

00:14:57.240 Tucker Carlson's,

00:14:58.060 you know,

00:14:58.520 for Maduro,

00:15:00.500 Maduro,

00:15:01.660 the communist leader of Venezuela,

00:15:03.740 who I guess were on the way

00:15:04.880 to killing or something,

00:15:06.340 forcing out regime changing him.

00:15:09.100 And he defended Maduro.

00:15:12.380 Didn't,

00:15:13.020 actually.

00:15:14.300 And Megyn Kelly says,

00:15:15.900 well,

00:15:16.220 Tucker said in his show

00:15:18.100 that Maduro,

00:15:20.280 most people didn't know this,

00:15:21.180 whatever his many faults,

00:15:22.600 I wouldn't hire him as an economist,

00:15:24.120 okay?

00:15:25.340 But whatever his many faults

00:15:26.480 has the most socially conservative country,

00:15:28.240 probably in the hemisphere.

00:15:29.080 So Venezuela,

00:15:30.160 it's just a fact.

00:15:30.960 I mean,

00:15:31.200 I didn't make this up.

00:15:32.000 I'm not in charge of Venezuela.

00:15:32.980 Just noticing

00:15:33.580 that Venezuela has

00:15:36.240 banned pornography,

00:15:38.920 banned abortion,

00:15:40.260 banned gay marriage,

00:15:41.140 banned sex changes,

00:15:42.060 and banned usury.

00:15:44.820 You don't have credit cards

00:15:46.880 with 40% interest in Venezuela.

00:15:50.000 Okay.

00:15:53.480 Ben Shapiro responded this way.

00:15:56.520 Tucker's made the point,

00:15:57.260 I'm not going to be here to be Tucker's defender,

00:15:58.900 but he's made the point that Maduro

00:16:00.020 is culturally conservative.

00:16:01.860 Who gives a shit?

00:16:03.100 The guy's a communist dictator.

00:16:05.480 Everyone in his country is eating dog.

00:16:08.200 He's shipping fentanyl to the United States

00:16:10.000 to kill Americans.

00:16:10.740 Why do I give a shit

00:16:11.640 whether he's,

00:16:12.520 whether he's anti-LGBTQ rights?

00:16:18.380 Who gives a shit?

00:16:20.420 I do.

00:16:21.640 I do.

00:16:22.480 I'm not moving to Venezuela.

00:16:24.200 I'm not pro-Maduro.

00:16:26.900 But I care about that.

00:16:27.880 Why wouldn't I care about that?

00:16:28.900 I've got kids.

00:16:30.500 First of all,

00:16:30.960 I'm against abortion.

00:16:32.620 Sorry.

00:16:33.580 Unpopular.

00:16:34.100 I feel that way.

00:16:35.900 I think it's really sad.

00:16:37.200 I would personally become poor

00:16:38.420 to end abortion,

00:16:39.560 voluntarily become poor

00:16:40.420 to end abortion in the United States.

00:16:42.080 That's not a choice.

00:16:43.520 Don't want to become poor,

00:16:44.520 but I would,

00:16:45.100 because I care about it.

00:16:46.000 Maybe you don't.

00:16:46.620 Maybe you're offended that I do,

00:16:47.560 but I care about it.

00:16:48.260 Lots of people care about it.

00:16:50.400 I don't think pornography is good.

00:16:52.420 That really hurts people.

00:16:53.600 I don't think pretending

00:16:57.320 that the sexes are the same is good,

00:16:59.500 and you claimed that

00:17:00.660 you didn't think it was good,

00:17:01.540 but it turns out,

00:17:02.180 quote,

00:17:02.420 I don't give a shit.

00:17:04.480 Maduro's against Israel.

00:17:06.940 Oh, okay.

00:17:07.400 We know the real regime change

00:17:21.100 and why it's happening.

00:17:23.100 You could say it's about oil

00:17:24.520 or narco state,

00:17:25.760 but we know what's really happening.

00:17:31.780 Thank you,

00:17:32.420 Just for Fathers says,

00:17:33.580 we be white.

00:17:34.860 We sure do.

00:17:37.400 And Al Stern,

00:17:38.480 thank you as well.

00:17:39.220 He says,

00:17:39.500 happy birthday, man.

00:17:40.440 Season six of 2020

00:17:41.660 is off to a quick start.

00:17:44.400 Yeah,

00:17:44.900 that's how I describe my birthday.

00:17:48.260 It's the 17th anniversary

00:17:49.720 of my 30th birthday.

00:17:53.520 So I'm getting up there.

00:17:56.800 Yeah.

00:17:58.180 It is what it is,

00:17:59.240 but yeah,

00:17:59.580 sorry,

00:17:59.920 the beginning song

00:18:01.040 that I was fucking up on,

00:18:02.120 I did want to bring that up,

00:18:03.300 but I'm kind of bouncing

00:18:04.080 all over the place here,

00:18:05.020 but I wanted to bring up

00:18:06.440 the beginning of the song

00:18:07.680 was Symphony for the Devil

00:18:09.420 sung by Motorhead.

00:18:10.860 And if you do

00:18:11.840 look at the trend

00:18:13.480 of that song,

00:18:15.840 which bands are talking about it

00:18:17.500 and does anybody know

00:18:19.440 the reasoning behind that song?

00:18:23.540 Symphony,

00:18:24.280 Symphony of the Devil.

00:18:26.180 A buddy shared this with me

00:18:32.200 over Christmas

00:18:32.720 and I haven't

00:18:33.660 stopped thinking about it either.

00:18:35.340 I showed it to my daughter.

00:18:37.840 So

00:18:38.120 it's actually,

00:18:40.380 it was

00:18:40.960 Mick Jagger

00:18:41.700 that sung it first

00:18:42.660 and then Guns N' Roses

00:18:47.480 covered it

00:18:48.220 and then Motorhead later.

00:18:50.280 It's like they're carrying a torch

00:18:51.920 and passing it

00:18:53.300 to the next guy

00:18:54.100 and

00:18:55.760 say here,

00:18:57.600 now your turn.

00:18:58.320 So if they agree with them,

00:18:59.200 it's actually about Jews.

00:19:02.680 Say what you want,

00:19:03.660 but

00:19:03.860 listen to the lyrics.

00:19:09.960 Hung around St. Petersburg.

00:19:15.680 Won't you guess my name?

00:19:18.020 Take a look at it.

00:19:18.880 You'll never look at it another

00:19:20.460 the same way again.

00:19:22.900 Give it a good listen.

00:19:24.180 It's a fucking

00:19:24.560 good tune.

00:19:26.840 Liquid Zoo

00:19:27.420 says Terry Fox

00:19:28.620 says happy birthday.

00:19:31.180 That bastard.

00:19:34.040 Liquid Zoo again

00:19:35.080 says sorry

00:19:35.620 that last one

00:19:36.620 wasn't supposed to be

00:19:37.480 for one dollar.

00:19:38.500 Well, thank you.

00:19:40.740 It's a few people's birthday

00:19:42.000 today.

00:19:44.100 Mike from American Up Radio.

00:19:45.980 It's his birthday as well.

00:19:47.000 So happy birthday, Mike.

00:19:49.680 Anya Krasinska

00:19:50.720 as well.

00:19:51.480 That would be

00:19:52.060 Ryan Rezicki's

00:19:53.640 wife

00:19:54.380 has a birthday

00:19:55.440 today as well.

00:19:59.160 So happy birthday

00:20:00.180 to those people.

00:20:02.260 And I think

00:20:03.060 Pope John Paul III

00:20:04.540 shared this birthday

00:20:05.960 as well.

00:20:06.360 I'm not sure.

00:20:08.480 That could be

00:20:09.040 coming out of my ass

00:20:09.720 that one.

00:20:14.280 But

00:20:14.720 that's all I was getting at

00:20:16.360 with Symphony

00:20:16.800 of the Devil.

00:20:18.340 Check it out.

00:20:19.600 Back to Maduro

00:20:20.420 and what we were saying.

00:20:26.700 Maduro

00:20:27.060 you can tell

00:20:28.540 everybody that's

00:20:29.260 already going to be

00:20:29.640 on Maduro's side

00:20:30.440 with the Ben Shapiro's

00:20:31.520 and once you see

00:20:31.980 Ben Shapiro's on the side

00:20:33.120 well then you know

00:20:33.660 all the Ziocons

00:20:34.720 in Canada

00:20:36.540 are going to be

00:20:37.000 pushing for the same thing.

00:20:38.080 So that'll mean

00:20:38.660 Wyatt Claypool

00:20:39.660 Daniel Boardman

00:20:41.560 any of the

00:20:43.940 conservative

00:20:44.360 influencers

00:20:45.280 anybody that pushes

00:20:46.980 Pierre

00:20:47.440 your plebs

00:20:49.400 yeah Claypool

00:20:54.780 Jeff Evely

00:20:56.100 they'll all be pushed

00:21:00.160 for it like it's a good idea

00:21:01.240 as if it was their own idea

00:21:02.780 how could you think of it

00:21:03.780 any other way

00:21:04.520 the same people

00:21:06.520 that have been arguing

00:21:07.300 for an ethno state

00:21:08.340 or arguing that

00:21:09.840 Dominion Society

00:21:10.600 is like

00:21:11.700 strawmanning the argument

00:21:13.540 you don't really

00:21:16.060 have a good grasp

00:21:16.840 on what Canada

00:21:17.400 is supposed to be

00:21:18.000 in the first place

00:21:18.840 or what a nation

00:21:21.000 is in the first place

00:21:21.960 if you want to try

00:21:22.660 and catch somebody

00:21:23.360 in a corner

00:21:23.860 of admitting

00:21:24.380 that it's a fucking

00:21:25.160 ethno state

00:21:26.680 a good example

00:21:28.640 of

00:21:28.920 who's the other

00:21:30.640 fucking twat waffle

00:21:31.720 Clyde do something

00:21:34.280 there's a good example

00:21:36.320 I got his video

00:21:37.260 arguing against

00:21:41.180 ethno states

00:21:41.860 this man crushed

00:21:42.660 the illegal immigration

00:21:43.820 debate in just a few

00:21:45.120 seconds

00:21:45.680 we don't need your

00:21:46.660 doctors

00:21:47.020 we don't need your

00:21:48.140 engineers

00:21:48.780 take them

00:21:49.660 take them all

00:21:50.700 and pay for them

00:21:51.740 we don't need them

00:21:52.720 you know why

00:21:53.340 because there's a

00:21:54.320 zero terrorist attacks

00:21:55.960 in Poland

00:21:56.480 why

00:21:57.020 because there's no

00:21:57.940 illegal migration

00:21:58.860 in Poland

00:21:59.400 so don't give me

00:22:00.500 this look

00:22:01.000 don't give me

00:22:01.600 these arguments

00:22:02.260 about the populism

00:22:03.560 because this is a fact

00:22:04.680 this is your data

00:22:05.660 from Eurostat

00:22:06.640 so we don't need

00:22:08.000 your engineers

00:22:09.020 we don't need

00:22:09.940 your doctors

00:22:10.560 take them

00:22:11.360 do not teach us

00:22:12.460 about democracy

00:22:13.640 because we know

00:22:14.560 what the democracy is

00:22:16.080 so

00:22:16.660 learn from Poland

00:22:18.280 be like Poland

00:22:20.560 and what's Poland

00:22:22.800 Clyde do something

00:22:23.980 making your shitty

00:22:24.820 little shorts

00:22:25.520 what's Poland

00:22:27.720 Poland is the

00:22:29.800 closest thing

00:22:30.360 you'll find

00:22:30.760 to a European

00:22:31.360 ethnostate

00:22:32.080 they're still up

00:22:33.360 above

00:22:33.800 90%

00:22:35.640 I believe

00:22:36.300 so

00:22:36.820 even if you try

00:22:37.780 to google it

00:22:38.300 it'll tell you

00:22:38.820 nope

00:22:39.140 no it's not

00:22:40.580 strictly an ethnostate

00:22:41.700 they've got

00:22:42.400 like some

00:22:42.900 Ukrainians

00:22:43.900 and some

00:22:44.880 Germans

00:22:46.300 that live there

00:22:47.120 it's a fucking

00:22:48.460 ethnostate

00:22:49.100 it's white as fuck

00:22:50.460 but these

00:22:52.380 conservative

00:22:53.920 influencers

00:22:54.580 will manipulate

00:22:55.460 the same

00:22:56.220 talking point

00:22:57.120 depending on

00:22:57.900 what they want

00:22:58.920 out of it

00:22:59.560 not the actual

00:23:01.040 truth

00:23:01.520 so you're

00:23:03.580 trying to say

00:23:04.120 ethnostates

00:23:04.620 those people

00:23:05.160 will try and say

00:23:05.680 ethnostates are bad

00:23:06.780 but yet praise them

00:23:07.680 for their policies

00:23:08.480 at the same time

00:23:10.480 Clyde do nothing

00:23:16.060 still put out

00:23:16.660 content

00:23:16.980 he puts out

00:23:17.580 slop

00:23:18.080 absolute slop

00:23:19.200 that's the name

00:23:19.820 of his game

00:23:20.380 how much slop

00:23:21.220 can you fucking

00:23:21.800 put out

00:23:22.240 no real research

00:23:23.480 into anything

00:23:24.120 just absolute

00:23:25.600 fucking shit

00:23:26.400 and I saw

00:23:27.420 Dominion Society

00:23:28.260 getting into it

00:23:29.320 with

00:23:29.660 again

00:23:31.440 Wyatt Claypool

00:23:32.320 talking about

00:23:32.940 oh these guys

00:23:33.640 are national

00:23:34.560 socialists

00:23:35.240 they're nationalists

00:23:35.980 and they want to

00:23:36.460 collectivize

00:23:37.080 so they're the

00:23:37.580 woke right

00:23:38.180 oh look at us

00:23:39.500 we got a label

00:23:40.180 for them

00:23:40.580 we can put them

00:23:41.160 on a label

00:23:41.720 and compartmentalize

00:23:43.140 them in the brain

00:23:43.640 and put them away

00:23:44.240 and don't have to

00:23:44.700 talk about them

00:23:45.340 anymore

00:23:45.640 because I gave it

00:23:46.460 a fucking name

00:23:47.160 now

00:23:47.600 no why don't you

00:23:49.560 debate the ideas

00:23:50.380 you twats

00:23:51.020 because

00:23:52.120 how is

00:23:53.360 rugged individualism

00:23:54.860 treating you guys

00:23:55.900 are you winning

00:23:58.520 do you guys

00:24:00.860 want to

00:24:01.340 collectivize

00:24:02.560 or

00:24:03.380 sorry

00:24:03.840 you want to

00:24:04.340 unify

00:24:04.940 under individualism

00:24:06.580 so your motto

00:24:07.980 is an oxymoron

00:24:09.260 you're fucking

00:24:10.800 retards

00:24:11.540 people need to

00:24:13.000 start thinking

00:24:13.420 of their politics

00:24:14.160 as like being

00:24:14.880 in a fight

00:24:15.440 like

00:24:16.920 you can fantasize

00:24:18.700 about being

00:24:19.340 beating up all

00:24:20.060 the bad guys

00:24:20.860 and being the

00:24:21.720 hero in an

00:24:22.300 action movie

00:24:22.840 all you want

00:24:23.440 but

00:24:23.800 real fights

00:24:25.560 aren't one

00:24:26.220 versus one

00:24:26.820 forever

00:24:27.200 and that's the

00:24:28.080 truth

00:24:28.440 the moment

00:24:29.600 the other side

00:24:30.200 starts moving

00:24:30.840 as a group

00:24:31.540 lone wolves

00:24:32.960 get surrounded

00:24:33.660 collectivism

00:24:35.880 isn't romantic

00:24:36.620 it's necessary

00:24:37.620 so

00:24:40.160 you want

00:24:42.000 to win

00:24:42.220 the fight

00:24:42.660 or

00:24:45.040 do you want

00:24:46.060 to just get

00:24:46.420 surrounded

00:24:46.840 and say

00:24:47.620 that you

00:24:47.920 were stoic

00:24:48.520 and get

00:24:49.120 the shit

00:24:49.420 kicked out

00:24:49.840 of you

00:24:50.100 or do you

00:24:51.700 want to

00:24:51.900 win

00:24:52.160 because you

00:24:55.960 say you

00:24:56.280 want to

00:24:56.500 unify

00:24:56.900 just don't

00:24:57.400 unify

00:24:57.740 that way

00:24:58.260 you can't

00:24:58.580 unify

00:24:58.880 around that

00:24:59.540 you kind

00:25:01.060 of have

00:25:01.400 to

00:25:01.660 don't

00:25:02.800 you

00:25:03.020 what else

00:25:04.680 are you

00:25:04.820 going to

00:25:05.020 unify

00:25:05.340 around

00:25:05.720 you have

00:25:08.220 to unify

00:25:08.680 around your

00:25:09.160 nationality

00:25:09.920 Canadian

00:25:11.280 and these

00:25:13.100 fucks that

00:25:13.500 have been

00:25:13.740 coming here

00:25:14.320 killing people

00:25:15.240 on our

00:25:15.560 roads

00:25:15.960 how do

00:25:16.660 we

00:25:16.780 distinguish

00:25:17.180 who's

00:25:17.640 who

00:25:17.860 it's

00:25:18.460 very easy

00:25:19.120 the way

00:25:19.620 I do

00:25:19.980 it

00:25:20.200 very

00:25:21.040 fucking

00:25:21.420 easy

00:25:21.820 and the

00:25:23.460 way

00:25:23.600 they

00:25:23.840 want to

00:25:24.260 do

00:25:24.420 it

00:25:24.520 is

00:25:24.640 the

00:25:24.800 same

00:25:24.980 process

00:25:25.380 that

00:25:25.680 the

00:25:25.820 government

00:25:26.080 has

00:25:26.220 been

00:25:26.360 using

00:25:26.640 and

00:25:26.860 failing

00:25:27.220 at

00:25:27.600 highway

00:25:33.460 11

00:25:33.860 today

00:25:34.180 somebody

00:25:34.540 else

00:25:34.840 got

00:25:35.060 fucking

00:25:35.460 smashed

00:25:37.420 it was

00:25:39.340 a tow

00:25:39.660 truck

00:25:39.860 driver

00:25:40.240 out of

00:25:40.540 North

00:25:40.780 Bay

00:25:41.060 and

00:25:42.440 some

00:25:43.560 of my

00:25:43.820 friends

00:25:44.140 actually

00:25:44.820 work for

00:25:46.560 a tow

00:25:46.860 truck

00:25:47.040 company

00:25:47.400 in

00:25:47.640 North

00:25:47.880 Bay

00:25:48.100 so

00:25:49.560 they

00:25:51.560 I

00:25:51.840 believe

00:25:52.220 they

00:25:52.440 know

00:25:52.700 the

00:25:52.860 guy

00:25:53.040 and

00:25:53.140 they're

00:25:53.280 going

00:25:53.360 to

00:25:53.440 try

00:25:53.620 and

00:25:53.720 get

00:25:53.840 a

00:25:53.940 hold

00:25:54.120 of

00:25:54.240 him

00:25:54.380 but

00:25:55.780 this

00:25:55.980 is

00:25:56.120 a

00:25:56.260 wild

00:25:56.540 fucking

00:25:56.920 let

00:25:57.180 give

00:25:57.440 me

00:25:57.520 a

00:25:57.640 chance

00:25:57.860 to

00:25:58.020 pull

00:25:58.160 it

00:25:58.260 up

00:25:58.400 here

00:25:58.640 it's

00:26:00.960 got

00:26:01.140 everything

00:26:01.480 in

00:26:01.720 the

00:26:01.840 video

00:26:02.200 action

00:26:03.920 drama

00:26:04.400 suspense

00:26:05.160 flip

00:26:06.740 flops

00:26:07.120 oh

00:26:18.120 I can't

00:26:19.000 hear

00:26:19.140 that

00:26:19.300 I don't

00:26:19.460 know

00:26:19.520 if you

00:26:19.740 guys

00:26:19.900 can

00:26:20.040 hear

00:26:20.200 that

00:26:20.460 fuck

00:26:20.800 you know

00:26:24.040 what

00:26:24.220 I downloaded

00:26:25.240 this

00:26:25.520 video

00:26:25.840 give

00:26:34.680 me a

00:26:35.020 second

00:26:35.280 sorry

00:26:35.660 I thought

00:26:36.800 I'd be

00:26:36.980 able to

00:26:37.220 play

00:26:37.420 this

00:26:37.740 we'll

00:26:38.500 get

00:26:38.620 rid

00:26:38.760 of

00:26:38.860 that

00:26:39.180 you

00:26:41.080 can

00:26:41.200 stare

00:26:41.440 at

00:26:41.560 me

00:26:41.840 big

00:26:43.140 daddy

00:26:43.400 d

00:26:43.680 there

00:26:48.240 will

00:26:48.400 be

00:26:48.580 a

00:26:48.860 another

00:26:50.100 deport

00:26:50.860 report

00:26:51.280 style

00:26:51.920 twitter

00:26:52.540 handle

00:26:52.900 coming

00:26:53.220 out

00:26:53.500 as well

00:26:54.060 specifically

00:26:56.500 for this

00:26:57.060 topic

00:26:57.420 because

00:26:58.000 there's

00:26:59.060 no shortage

00:26:59.540 of content

00:27:00.080 and it's

00:27:00.880 nice to

00:27:01.400 have a pool

00:27:01.860 of places

00:27:02.320 to be able

00:27:02.720 to pull

00:27:03.060 from

00:27:03.400 so it

00:27:07.300 happened

00:27:07.580 on highway

00:27:08.000 11 just

00:27:08.660 north of

00:27:09.060 gravenhurst

00:27:09.860 and a

00:27:11.300 jeet

00:27:11.660 ran into

00:27:13.400 a tow

00:27:13.820 truck

00:27:14.200 that was

00:27:14.680 already

00:27:14.920 parked

00:27:15.400 getting

00:27:16.160 rid

00:27:16.400 of

00:27:16.500 a

00:27:16.640 DUI

00:27:17.180 so

00:27:17.420 there's

00:27:17.660 an

00:27:17.760 OPP

00:27:18.140 officer

00:27:18.980 there

00:27:19.220 as

00:27:19.380 well

00:27:19.580 so

00:27:19.860 you

00:27:19.940 have

00:27:20.040 an

00:27:20.140 OPP

00:27:20.460 squad

00:27:20.860 car

00:27:21.220 guy

00:27:22.560 that's

00:27:22.840 getting

00:27:23.060 his

00:27:23.220 DUI

00:27:23.720 vehicle

00:27:24.140 impounded

00:27:24.620 or at

00:27:24.920 least

00:27:25.040 taken

00:27:25.280 home

00:27:25.520 I don't

00:27:25.720 know

00:27:25.820 what he

00:27:26.000 was

00:27:26.120 doing

00:27:26.280 with

00:27:26.440 it

00:27:26.600 tow

00:27:27.140 truck

00:27:27.500 so

00:27:27.880 they

00:27:27.980 have

00:27:28.100 all

00:27:28.280 the

00:27:28.440 flares

00:27:28.720 and

00:27:28.960 safety

00:27:29.240 things

00:27:29.600 lined

00:27:29.880 up

00:27:30.140 there

00:27:30.560 and

00:27:31.080 somehow

00:27:31.480 this

00:27:32.640 jeep

00:27:33.100 straight

00:27:34.680 out of

00:27:34.980 India

00:27:35.340 wearing the

00:27:36.300 three

00:27:36.520 stripes

00:27:36.860 on his

00:27:37.160 pants

00:27:37.460 like it's

00:27:37.860 a

00:27:38.020 uniform

00:27:38.580 runs

00:27:45.400 like

00:27:45.500 anybody

00:27:45.780 who's

00:27:45.980 hurt

00:27:46.160 maybe

00:27:46.400 the

00:27:46.600 jeet

00:27:46.780 suffered

00:27:47.100 a

00:27:47.240 bit

00:27:47.400 but

00:27:47.580 we're

00:27:47.680 not

00:27:47.820 too

00:27:47.980 worried

00:27:48.200 about

00:27:48.400 that

00:27:48.740 but

00:27:53.140 what's

00:27:53.580 more

00:27:53.960 concerning

00:27:54.380 about

00:27:54.640 that

00:27:54.980 is

00:27:55.460 what

00:27:55.920 they

00:27:56.160 will

00:27:56.340 try

00:27:56.600 and

00:27:56.740 get

00:27:56.880 away

00:27:57.120 with

00:27:57.460 because

00:27:58.260 we've

00:27:58.600 seen

00:27:58.920 what's

00:27:59.160 been

00:27:59.300 going

00:27:59.500 on

00:27:59.720 in

00:27:59.840 Somalia

00:28:00.280 they

00:28:02.960 have

00:28:03.220 to

00:28:03.360 think

00:28:03.560 that

00:28:03.720 you're

00:28:03.980 stupid

00:28:04.360 to

00:28:05.280 think

00:28:07.140 that

00:28:07.340 they're

00:28:07.640 they

00:28:09.260 should

00:28:09.500 be

00:28:09.760 able

00:28:09.880 to

00:28:10.020 get

00:28:10.120 away

00:28:10.340 with

00:28:10.500 this

00:28:10.680 like

00:28:10.880 we'll

00:28:11.180 get

00:28:11.300 into

00:28:11.480 the

00:28:11.640 Somalian

00:28:12.020 bit

00:28:12.300 I'm

00:28:13.520 sure

00:28:13.680 everybody

00:28:13.900 is

00:28:14.020 up

00:28:14.160 to

00:28:14.280 date

00:28:14.420 on

00:28:14.560 their

00:28:14.700 Somali

00:28:15.060 and

00:28:15.200 Minnesota

00:28:15.540 episodes

00:28:16.140 but

00:28:16.920 we

00:28:17.820 had

00:28:18.000 the

00:28:18.140 same

00:28:18.320 thing

00:28:18.500 happening

00:28:18.820 up

00:28:19.040 here

00:28:19.220 but

00:28:19.400 it's

00:28:19.580 with

00:28:19.760 jeets

00:28:20.160 okay

00:28:22.280 they're

00:28:22.560 importing

00:28:22.920 so

00:28:23.160 many

00:28:23.340 fucking

00:28:23.660 jeets

00:28:24.080 just

00:28:24.600 to

00:28:24.780 partly

00:28:26.060 to

00:28:26.480 prop

00:28:27.000 up

00:28:27.200 the

00:28:27.500 housing

00:28:28.420 economy

00:28:28.960 but

00:28:29.560 also

00:28:29.800 to

00:28:30.040 fulfill

00:28:30.360 the

00:28:30.540 century

00:28:30.820 initiative

00:28:31.200 goals

00:28:31.760 but

00:28:36.800 sorry

00:28:37.960 what I

00:28:38.200 was

00:28:38.300 trying

00:28:38.480 to

00:28:38.580 get

00:28:38.720 at

00:28:38.840 is

00:28:39.000 that

00:28:39.140 the

00:28:39.320 insurance

00:28:39.740 companies

00:28:40.120 that

00:28:40.320 insure

00:28:40.640 these

00:28:40.900 guys

00:28:41.300 are

00:28:41.860 often

00:28:42.180 fake

00:28:42.600 the

00:28:42.900 companies

00:28:43.860 that

00:28:44.320 they're

00:28:44.460 using

00:28:44.720 the

00:28:44.900 semi

00:28:45.100 companies

00:28:45.520 are

00:28:45.700 fake

00:28:45.960 the

00:28:46.140 loans

00:28:46.460 are

00:28:46.600 in

00:28:46.760 debt

00:28:47.000 like

00:28:47.640 it's

00:28:47.800 just

00:28:47.940 a

00:28:48.120 giant

00:28:48.380 Ponzi

00:28:48.820 scheme

00:28:49.220 and

00:28:49.720 these

00:28:49.880 guys

00:28:50.080 are

00:28:50.200 just

00:28:50.340 going

00:28:50.480 to

00:28:50.580 change

00:28:50.840 insurance

00:28:51.240 companies

00:28:51.620 close down

00:28:52.060 the

00:28:52.200 company

00:28:52.440 and get

00:28:52.640 the

00:28:52.780 fuck

00:28:52.960 out

00:28:53.120 of

00:28:53.180 there

00:28:53.300 anyway

00:28:53.540 so

00:28:53.740 the

00:28:53.860 guy

00:28:54.180 that

00:28:54.620 I'm

00:28:54.720 concerned

00:28:55.060 about

00:28:55.300 the

00:28:55.460 tow truck

00:28:55.860 driver

00:28:56.180 who had

00:28:56.380 his

00:28:56.520 truck

00:28:56.720 completely

00:28:57.120 fucking

00:28:57.460 destroyed

00:28:57.920 he

00:28:58.380 might

00:28:58.560 not

00:28:58.720 get

00:28:58.880 payment

00:28:59.180 out

00:28:59.380 of

00:28:59.480 it

00:28:59.660 you

00:29:00.300 know

00:29:00.400 he

00:29:00.640 might

00:29:00.820 not

00:29:00.980 get

00:29:01.120 his

00:29:01.240 stuff

00:29:01.460 reimbursed

00:29:02.100 what

00:29:07.280 a

00:29:08.180 fucking

00:29:09.240 shit

00:29:09.760 fucking

00:29:10.620 way to

00:29:11.220 start

00:29:11.620 the

00:29:11.900 morning

00:29:12.400 what

00:29:17.400 are you

00:29:18.340 the

00:29:18.480 driver

00:29:18.820 yes

00:29:19.860 are you

00:29:20.420 okay

00:29:20.680 I was

00:29:21.820 on the

00:29:22.060 other

00:29:22.200 side

00:29:22.420 of the

00:29:22.600 truck

00:29:22.780 with

00:29:22.940 the

00:29:23.080 officer

00:29:23.400 when

00:29:23.620 this

00:29:23.780 happened

00:29:24.180 man

00:29:24.500 like

00:29:24.820 how

00:29:26.860 dude

00:29:27.100 we got

00:29:27.340 all

00:29:27.540 these

00:29:27.740 fucking

00:29:28.040 flashing

00:29:28.520 lights

00:29:28.940 man

00:29:29.360 all

00:29:30.640 the

00:29:30.780 way

00:29:31.120 I'm

00:29:33.260 sorry

00:29:33.460 I'm

00:29:33.840 fucking

00:29:34.140 rattled

00:29:34.560 obviously

00:29:35.000 like

00:29:35.220 I'm

00:29:35.460 not

00:29:35.700 I'm

00:29:35.920 not

00:29:36.040 mad

00:29:36.220 at

00:29:36.300 you

00:29:36.400 but

00:29:36.560 like

00:29:36.820 man

00:29:37.260 fuck

00:29:38.160 fuck

00:29:40.580 holy

00:29:43.400 fuck

00:29:44.000 fuck

00:29:47.880 man

00:29:48.320 like

00:29:49.600 it

00:29:49.720 blew

00:29:49.880 the

00:29:50.080 fucking

00:29:50.340 back

00:29:50.720 window

00:29:51.060 out

00:29:51.260 of

00:29:51.320 the

00:29:51.440 fucking

00:29:51.700 truck

00:29:52.000 holy

00:29:54.400 fuck

00:29:55.100 it

00:29:56.400 fucking

00:29:56.780 blew

00:29:57.120 the

00:29:57.320 dolly

00:29:57.780 axle

00:29:58.160 fuck

00:30:03.200 that's a

00:30:05.280 fucking

00:30:05.520 full

00:30:05.860 aluminum

00:30:06.280 body

00:30:06.680 truck

00:30:07.060 man

00:30:07.480 have

00:30:10.060 you

00:30:10.220 talked

00:30:10.580 to the

00:30:10.920 police

00:30:11.180 officer

00:30:11.540 yet

00:30:11.840 no

00:30:13.240 the

00:30:14.240 officer

00:30:14.520 is not

00:30:15.040 okay

00:30:16.140 I

00:30:16.340 understand

00:30:16.700 but why

00:30:17.120 are you

00:30:17.300 running

00:30:17.540 to your

00:30:17.860 vehicle

00:30:18.240 why

00:30:19.260 were you

00:30:19.600 running

00:30:19.920 to your

00:30:20.940 vehicle

00:30:21.100 this is

00:30:23.980 fucking

00:30:24.240 parts

00:30:24.600 of my

00:30:24.820 fucking

00:30:25.180 truck

00:30:25.520 dude

00:30:25.780 all

00:30:26.100 the

00:30:26.240 way

00:30:26.400 down

00:30:26.580 the

00:30:26.740 fucking

00:30:27.040 highway

00:30:27.500 fuck

00:30:31.740 this other

00:30:32.980 fucking

00:30:33.280 heavy

00:30:33.620 just

00:30:33.900 fucking

00:30:34.220 pulled

00:30:34.520 off

00:30:34.700 he

00:30:34.920 thinks

00:30:35.140 they're

00:30:35.280 trying

00:30:35.440 to

00:30:35.540 fucking

00:30:35.780 run

00:30:36.120 man

00:30:36.500 troff

00:30:43.020 it

00:30:44.180 fucking

00:30:55.400 tore

00:30:57.560 the

00:30:58.040 axe

00:30:58.640 away

00:30:59.560 I feel fucked well.

00:31:28.240 I feel fucking sick right now.

00:31:36.960 Like, this is just absolutely fucking insane.

00:31:46.400 Like,

00:31:49.360 I spent that to the point where the fucking dolly flew out and fucking punched out the back window.

00:31:54.880 Like, every fucking control rod.

00:32:04.320 I just...

00:32:06.160 This is fucked, man.

00:32:09.760 What the fuck?

00:32:16.280 Yeah, sorry, I had to do a few other things or else I probably wouldn't have let that go so long.

00:32:20.320 But people really need to fucking wake up to what's happening on our roads.

00:32:26.300 It's happening in every facet of our society, but this is the one that is going to have the most impact on one of our lives soon enough.

00:32:34.080 Like, we've learned nothing from Humboldt.

00:32:36.100 We've made zero adjustments.

00:32:38.080 Like, if anything, it's getting worse.

00:32:39.900 There was another one today that I just saw where Ajit was fucking...

00:32:47.180 Didn't bring his tailgate up and he brought the forklift from the company he was up.

00:32:51.880 So he's got the forklift on the lift at the back of the truck.

00:32:56.920 It's just sitting there and he's dragging that down the road.

00:32:59.960 I know that's somewhere out there as well.

00:33:01.840 But there's going to be a Twitter account, much like the Deport Report, and anybody who starts that, it's going to take off.

00:33:12.500 I've got plenty of stuff to feed it.

00:33:16.100 We've pretty much already got the person that's going to run it, but what about the names?

00:33:20.060 What do you guys think would be the most memorable names for it?

00:33:25.800 Like, Deport Report is fucking brilliant.

00:33:27.500 There's got to be something catchy with Jeet trucking that...

00:33:34.500 Or just about killing Canadians.

00:33:41.140 It doesn't have to be about Jeets.

00:33:48.960 The Jeet sheet.

00:33:51.620 The Jeet fleet.

00:33:53.740 Fuck, that's good.

00:33:55.140 Jeet fleet's pretty good.

00:33:57.500 Jeet or built street Jeets.

00:34:04.860 Private watch.

00:34:07.800 Jeet roulette.

00:34:08.860 It's got to be catchy.

00:34:09.920 You know, Jeet fleet's pretty good.

00:34:12.380 We'll know it when we hear it.

00:34:20.020 The Jeet Jeets.

00:34:23.000 The Jeet rap sheet.

00:34:25.420 Maybe.

00:34:27.500 Oh, maybe we're thinking a little too Jeet heavy there.

00:34:40.800 There's too much Jeetery there.

00:34:45.580 Jeet to Jeet files.

00:34:46.540 Yeah, there's got...

00:34:57.940 I'm sure we'll know it.

00:35:00.700 We'll know it when we hear it, but...

00:35:03.540 The Brown Heist report.

00:35:05.060 It's true.

00:35:11.460 You know, as Canadians, we only had to worry about...

00:35:14.100 We even had a saying that we would say.

00:35:16.920 It's like, don't eat the yellow snow.

00:35:18.460 Never eat yellow snow.

00:35:20.240 Right?

00:35:20.740 Now we have to worry about the brown snow.

00:35:24.900 Never go near the brown snow.

00:35:26.140 That's a Jeet snow cone.

00:35:31.160 Semi poopers.

00:35:34.400 The flip-flop diaries.

00:35:38.120 Flip-flop over.

00:35:42.880 Brown riding.

00:35:43.740 Not bad.

00:35:44.200 Mad Max Jeetery Road.

00:35:51.680 I just came up with that one.

00:35:54.420 The Hindu Dindu.

00:35:56.060 Jeets on wheels.

00:35:56.900 I don't know.

00:36:03.820 Maybe we should get into some Jeetery as it is.

00:36:06.080 If we're all in a Jeet mood.

00:36:07.520 Maybe it'll help inspire.

00:36:09.840 God damn it.

00:36:10.460 I hate this thing.

00:36:12.540 Turban trucking?

00:36:14.760 Trucker fuckers?

00:36:15.960 Turban trucking isn't bad.

00:36:17.560 Yeet the Jeet fleet.

00:36:30.020 Ha.

00:36:34.620 Yeet the Jeet fleet.

00:36:39.840 Quick dubs, eh?

00:36:41.020 That's not bad.

00:36:43.900 Somebody came up with an acronym before for Jeet.

00:36:47.560 Journalists.

00:36:51.220 Explore.

00:36:57.760 Something truckers.

00:37:01.460 I forget what it was.

00:37:04.660 The Mississauga Missiles.

00:37:11.200 Eat the fleet.

00:37:12.780 Ooh.

00:37:16.360 Maybe.

00:37:16.920 Maybe eat the fleet.

00:37:24.140 Death by Jeet.

00:37:25.160 The Curry Report.

00:37:27.220 Lots of suggestions.

00:37:30.660 Eat the Jeet fleet's pretty good.

00:37:39.300 Y-T-J-F.

00:37:40.480 We can make a song out of it.

00:37:45.540 Y-D-G-F.

00:37:51.360 I was trying to get over to my Jeetery.

00:37:54.420 My Jeetery board.

00:37:55.500 That's what I was trying to do.

00:37:56.500 But I always have problems trying to switch it over.

00:37:58.500 Let's see if this works.

00:37:59.120 Let's see if this works.

00:38:08.200 Sometimes it does.

00:38:13.040 No.

00:38:13.760 Didn't work.

00:38:17.620 Why won't it switch over?

00:38:18.800 I hate the glitches on this fucking stream yard.

00:38:21.060 I hate the glitches on this fucking stream yard.

00:38:38.860 Yeah.

00:38:39.360 I can't get over to it.

00:38:40.300 That's fucking terrible.

00:38:42.440 Watch this one instead.

00:38:49.200 Or not.

00:38:50.000 Why is it plague?

00:38:50.840 Do you know that World War II was basically just a meth war?

00:38:56.700 Every side was giving their soldiers their own version of methamphetamines.

00:39:00.560 And I got to tell you, if there was any drug that would make war seem like fun.

00:39:05.800 Doing some Adderall.

00:39:08.080 Hunting craps with your brothers.

00:39:10.740 Trekking across Europe.

00:39:12.620 Banging French whores.

00:39:14.000 Giving them chocolate.

00:39:17.980 See why so many guys signed up.

00:39:20.840 I mean, when you put it that way.

00:39:29.020 Fuck it.

00:39:30.420 It does sound like a good time, doesn't it?

00:39:35.700 Well, it's responding a little better right now.

00:39:43.660 Go for the Jeep.

00:39:45.500 Come on.

00:39:46.640 Why won't it switch video boards?

00:39:49.120 Try this one more time.

00:39:50.840 One more time.

00:39:55.740 And then we'll just go on with the Somalians instead of Jeets.

00:40:05.520 Come on, you piece of crap.

00:40:07.160 There we go.

00:40:08.120 It'll work this time.

00:40:09.460 We got our Jeetery.

00:40:12.020 We got our Jeetery.

00:40:13.440 First up, goodwill jeeting.

00:40:17.560 When are you done with those meetings?

00:40:19.380 Next week.

00:40:20.560 They're going to hook you up with a job or what?

00:40:22.080 Yeah, they want me at a call center with a bunch of Patels just scamming geezers all day.

00:40:25.680 Hey, B's doing this shit.

00:40:26.680 At least we'll make some good money.

00:40:27.860 Yeah, be some fucking scam call jockey.

00:40:29.780 It's a way out of here.

00:40:30.820 Why would I want to add it here for?

00:40:32.400 I want to be here for the rest of my life.

00:40:34.280 I want our kids to grow up and be best friends.

00:40:36.120 You're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way.

00:40:38.780 But if you're still living here in 10 years, still coming over, watching the Pats game, still working construction, I'll fucking kill you.

00:40:44.300 Chuck, what are you talking about?

00:40:45.360 You got something that none of us have.

00:40:46.780 Why is it always this?

00:40:47.460 Like I fucking owe it to myself or something?

00:40:49.120 Nah, fuck that.

00:40:49.700 You owe it to me.

00:40:50.680 Because tomorrow I'm going to wake up and I'll be 50.

00:40:52.660 Still doing this shit.

00:40:54.200 And that's okay.

00:40:55.480 But you?

00:40:56.300 You're sitting on a mountain of Google Play cards.

00:40:57.960 You're too much of a pussy to redeem.

00:40:59.440 I'd give anything to have what you got.

00:41:00.940 Brown skin.

00:41:01.840 No morals.

00:41:02.800 A wicked persuasive Indian accent.

00:41:04.520 So what any of these guys?

00:41:06.020 It'd be a fucking insult if you were still here in 10 years.

00:41:08.080 You don't know that.

00:41:09.100 Let me tell you what I do know.

00:41:10.420 You know what the best part of my day is?

00:41:12.100 The 10 seconds before I pick up a call from an unknown number.

00:41:14.980 Because I let myself think it's going to be you on the other line.

00:41:17.840 Asking me for my mother's maiden name.

00:41:19.820 What the color of my first car was.

00:41:22.160 I don't know much.

00:41:23.300 But I do know that.

00:41:24.300 Brother, you don't know shit.

00:41:31.720 You got to give it to him on that one.

00:41:33.060 That was pretty fucking funny.

00:41:39.380 Odin's Nomad.

00:41:40.200 You got to put the kids down?

00:41:42.020 Well, say goodbye for me.

00:41:43.700 I'll miss them.

00:41:45.940 I'm sure they're good kids.

00:41:47.400 Good kids.

00:41:49.220 Thanks for the well wishes.

00:41:50.440 Cheers to you too.

00:41:51.860 Swiss Dangles says,

00:41:52.860 Evening bigots.

00:41:53.600 I know he said it already,

00:41:54.600 but happy birthday, Derek.

00:41:55.840 Hope you've had a good day.

00:41:56.940 God bless you.

00:41:59.140 Show us your new blower.

00:42:01.260 Cheers.

00:42:01.900 Careful now.

00:42:03.620 That's my Aryan goddess you're talking about.

00:42:05.840 I'm not sending pictures to anybody.

00:42:07.440 What kind of fucking message would I be putting out to the world

00:42:12.740 if I'm just sending pictures of my girl

00:42:16.280 everywhere.

00:42:20.400 Can't have that.

00:42:21.260 I mean, we did take one tasteful one together

00:42:24.420 if you want to see that,

00:42:26.040 but I'm not just putting pictures up of my fucking,

00:42:29.940 my blower as you call her.

00:42:31.640 That's Amber.

00:42:32.300 She has an adjustable chute.

00:42:42.260 My Aryan blower.

00:42:43.320 What kind of porn is that?

00:42:50.300 Mechanic porn.

00:42:53.080 How dare you?

00:42:54.920 Don't you fucking talk bad about my Aryan goddess.

00:42:59.260 She's starting to talk back to me.

00:43:02.540 Which?

00:43:06.840 Turban Burden?

00:43:08.100 Oh, the Turban Suburban was a good idea too.

00:43:10.100 I am looking

00:43:13.520 for the female voice

00:43:16.840 of my snowblower.

00:43:18.320 She may become part of my next video.

00:43:24.740 So if there's any females

00:43:26.000 that want to try out

00:43:26.860 for the voice of Amber,

00:43:30.120 yeah, let me know.

00:43:35.920 Okay.

00:43:36.480 It's an older snowblower, all right?

00:43:38.240 But back when she was the first,

00:43:43.080 first came out,

00:43:46.960 it was a beautiful model.

00:44:00.220 I'll show you guys a picture

00:44:01.500 of back when she was modeling.

00:44:03.020 I don't have actual pictures

00:44:13.260 from mine.

00:44:16.700 There we go.

00:44:17.580 LED headlights.

00:44:31.900 Nope.

00:44:32.520 No chains either.

00:44:34.600 This is the Instagram pose

00:44:36.180 from behind.

00:44:36.960 The profile.

00:44:48.440 It's a good blower.

00:44:53.920 It's a pattern report.

00:44:56.400 No, you'll know.

00:44:57.500 You guys will know it

00:44:58.340 when you hear it.

00:44:59.380 Like it's got...

00:45:00.760 Eat the Jeep fleets

00:45:02.360 pretty good.

00:45:03.020 It's pretty good.

00:45:06.960 But it could be

00:45:09.420 a Highway 11 Fury Road

00:45:11.000 or something like that.

00:45:14.180 I've already made

00:45:15.160 so much content

00:45:15.960 for that

00:45:16.800 and it would be good

00:45:17.860 to see it go into

00:45:18.620 on that place as well.

00:45:20.700 Like Seek and Destroy.

00:45:21.980 Maybe that should be

00:45:22.740 the name of it.

00:45:24.920 Seek and Destroy.

00:45:29.760 Use the British

00:45:30.640 female Grok voice.

00:45:32.520 Ooh, there's an idea.

00:45:37.320 Yeah, I'm in love

00:45:38.160 with my snowblower.

00:45:39.320 My Aryan goddess Amber.

00:45:45.020 I gave her

00:45:45.820 a new shear pins

00:45:49.900 and oil change.

00:45:52.060 I got carburetor cleaner.

00:45:53.640 I'm going to clean

00:45:54.120 that for her as well.

00:45:57.260 Oh yeah, she's going

00:45:58.140 to get done up nice.

00:46:00.880 Reek and Destroy.

00:46:01.660 That's kind of like

00:46:02.680 what I called

00:46:03.100 my last video there.

00:46:04.400 Maximum Odor Drive.

00:46:06.840 Diaperhead Road.

00:46:08.800 Jesus Christ.

00:46:10.680 That's pretty good.

00:46:15.920 Diaperhead Road.

00:46:19.120 Because I could already

00:46:20.180 think of the AI

00:46:22.040 induced song

00:46:23.560 of Copperhead Road.

00:46:28.660 Ooh.

00:46:29.100 See,

00:46:37.440 what engine?

00:46:39.420 This is what

00:46:40.120 I was arguing about

00:46:41.180 with her a little bit.

00:46:42.360 You see,

00:46:42.880 I thought

00:46:43.460 in 2016,

00:46:46.180 Aryan started getting

00:46:47.360 their motors made

00:46:48.140 in China.

00:46:48.880 And I was quite upset

00:46:49.880 to find out that

00:46:50.660 she had a little

00:46:51.080 Chinese ancestry in her.

00:46:52.460 but

00:46:53.620 it turns out

00:46:55.000 she was

00:46:55.480 a 2014 model.

00:46:59.900 So,

00:47:00.560 that was actually

00:47:01.980 two years

00:47:02.640 before

00:47:03.200 the Chinese

00:47:05.280 was introduced

00:47:05.900 to the Aryan

00:47:06.840 bloodline there.

00:47:08.320 So,

00:47:08.620 I got it

00:47:09.040 pre-Chinese

00:47:09.960 engines.

00:47:13.720 Which means

00:47:14.540 it's a Tecumseh engine.

00:47:15.960 But let's not get

00:47:16.800 fucking too bogged down

00:47:17.920 by purity here.

00:47:18.920 We're in Canada,

00:47:19.560 so that kind of

00:47:20.280 makes sense.

00:47:20.920 That Tecumseh engine,

00:47:22.060 right?

00:47:23.120 So,

00:47:23.740 a little bit of

00:47:24.800 Tecumseh in the

00:47:25.560 Aryan bloodline,

00:47:26.360 I guess,

00:47:26.620 is okay.

00:47:27.140 That was bound

00:47:27.580 to happen here.

00:47:35.320 Yes,

00:47:35.800 so it's purely

00:47:36.400 made in America.

00:47:37.140 Yes,

00:47:46.360 Scotia lady,

00:47:46.880 it's much more

00:47:47.400 useful than

00:47:48.020 Rachel is.

00:47:57.520 Alice says,

00:47:58.120 my wife's name

00:47:58.780 is Amber.

00:47:59.340 She wants you

00:47:59.800 to keep talking

00:48:00.400 dirty.

00:48:02.240 Yeah,

00:48:02.640 don't worry.

00:48:03.340 We're going to

00:48:03.720 get you a belt

00:48:04.340 job soon enough.

00:48:05.240 at least

00:48:10.420 you'll feel

00:48:10.900 a little more

00:48:12.500 like a woman

00:48:13.060 once we get

00:48:13.720 your belts

00:48:14.120 done.

00:48:21.600 Gwelijk,

00:48:22.080 don't get

00:48:22.440 weird.

00:48:23.340 All snowblowers

00:48:24.400 need to be choked

00:48:25.200 a little bit

00:48:25.800 before they

00:48:26.420 start.

00:48:27.440 It's a four-stroke

00:48:28.420 engine,

00:48:28.960 so it's got to

00:48:29.460 warm up,

00:48:30.700 right?

00:48:31.260 And how do you

00:48:32.040 warm them up

00:48:32.580 is you have to

00:48:33.120 choke them a

00:48:33.620 little bit.

00:48:35.240 that's just

00:48:37.600 the truth.

00:48:43.540 Yeah,

00:48:43.940 I learned all

00:48:44.520 about it

00:48:44.900 before I

00:48:45.260 fucking use

00:48:45.800 it.

00:48:46.940 That's why

00:48:47.440 in my video,

00:48:48.500 like I was

00:48:48.920 getting late

00:48:49.560 start.

00:48:49.920 When I first

00:48:50.280 got back

00:48:50.840 from being

00:48:51.620 away for

00:48:52.400 Christmas,

00:48:53.020 I couldn't

00:48:54.080 even get in

00:48:54.420 my driveway.

00:48:55.000 I had to

00:48:55.200 climb in,

00:48:57.120 start a fire

00:48:57.820 in here,

00:48:58.360 get things

00:48:58.740 warmed up,

00:48:59.660 and I had

00:49:00.900 to sit down

00:49:01.360 and just

00:49:01.620 watch videos

00:49:02.380 about how

00:49:05.700 to run

00:49:06.000 the thing

00:49:06.320 properly

00:49:06.720 because you

00:49:07.020 can just

00:49:07.280 go in

00:49:07.620 and start

00:49:07.920 hacking at

00:49:08.500 it,

00:49:08.680 but I

00:49:09.060 wanted to

00:49:09.360 learn

00:49:09.520 everything

00:49:09.800 about it

00:49:10.200 first.

00:49:11.920 So the

00:49:13.040 carburetor

00:49:13.580 and the

00:49:14.000 engine both

00:49:14.740 can suffer

00:49:15.720 from cold

00:49:18.960 starts and

00:49:20.300 you have to

00:49:20.820 warm them

00:49:21.180 up like,

00:49:22.560 yes,

00:49:22.940 it has

00:49:23.300 electric

00:49:23.660 start,

00:49:24.680 which is

00:49:25.680 pretty nice.

00:49:26.280 Jesus.

00:49:32.060 Yeah,

00:49:32.420 choker,

00:49:32.900 she gets

00:49:33.160 a little

00:49:33.360 wet.

00:49:33.680 It's true.

00:49:35.160 I know

00:49:35.480 it fucking

00:49:35.940 sounds weird,

00:49:36.640 but me

00:49:37.780 and Amber

00:49:38.100 had a talk

00:49:38.640 before we

00:49:39.080 got going

00:49:39.500 on the

00:49:39.760 driveway

00:49:40.140 what each

00:49:41.140 other liked

00:49:41.740 and what we

00:49:43.080 expected from

00:49:43.720 each other,

00:49:44.120 and it

00:49:44.320 seemed to

00:49:44.580 work out

00:49:44.900 well.

00:49:48.800 I mean,

00:49:49.540 I'm giving

00:49:49.940 her a pretty

00:49:50.400 good deal

00:49:51.280 here.

00:49:52.780 She's got

00:49:53.300 to work

00:49:53.620 hard for

00:49:54.060 four months

00:49:54.520 out of the

00:49:54.880 year.

00:49:56.280 And she'll

00:49:57.120 get the

00:49:57.400 other off.

00:49:58.200 Every once

00:49:58.660 in a while

00:49:58.920 it'll be

00:49:59.140 five months,

00:50:00.760 maybe six,

00:50:01.660 but,

00:50:02.220 you know,

00:50:03.080 otherwise you

00:50:03.620 get the rest

00:50:04.000 of the year

00:50:04.380 off,

00:50:05.320 you're sitting

00:50:05.680 pretty,

00:50:06.360 just out

00:50:06.760 there tannin'.

00:50:15.820 Yeah,

00:50:16.300 the thing's

00:50:16.540 amazing.

00:50:17.860 I thought

00:50:18.420 there was

00:50:18.680 something wrong

00:50:19.280 after I'd

00:50:19.760 done most

00:50:20.140 of the

00:50:20.300 driveway.

00:50:20.760 It wasn't

00:50:21.020 throwing snow

00:50:21.560 like it used

00:50:22.120 to,

00:50:22.340 and that's

00:50:22.600 when I

00:50:22.820 learned about

00:50:23.220 shear pins

00:50:23.800 on your

00:50:24.160 fucking

00:50:24.420 snowblower.

00:50:25.000 So I had

00:50:26.480 to go in

00:50:26.880 and buy

00:50:27.160 the rest

00:50:27.540 that Canadian

00:50:28.160 tire had

00:50:28.900 because the

00:50:30.640 snow up

00:50:31.000 here is

00:50:31.300 retarded.

00:50:32.660 Like,

00:50:33.160 there's some

00:50:33.620 points on

00:50:34.220 the highway

00:50:34.620 where it's

00:50:35.080 down to

00:50:35.580 one lane

00:50:36.020 because the

00:50:38.280 snow just

00:50:39.140 got away

00:50:39.600 from them.

00:50:42.100 And that's

00:50:44.880 the truth.

00:50:46.340 Some of

00:50:46.880 the side

00:50:47.260 roads off

00:50:47.720 the highway

00:50:48.100 are one

00:50:48.500 way in

00:50:49.880 and out.

00:50:50.220 why?

00:50:51.400 Because

00:50:51.800 the snow

00:50:55.700 got away

00:50:56.100 from it.

00:50:56.400 That's

00:50:56.540 all they

00:50:56.780 could do.

00:50:58.400 The

00:50:58.500 farmer's

00:50:59.080 fields and

00:50:59.520 shit like

00:50:59.860 that will

00:51:01.100 blow it

00:51:01.780 back onto

00:51:02.200 the road

00:51:02.600 and if it

00:51:03.820 freezes,

00:51:04.480 then hardens

00:51:05.020 and you

00:51:05.460 just can't

00:51:05.880 move it.

00:51:06.380 So there's

00:51:06.880 certain spots

00:51:07.500 where it's

00:51:07.860 one lane

00:51:08.260 only.

00:51:09.040 And if you

00:51:09.280 get caught

00:51:09.640 on a side

00:51:10.100 road where

00:51:10.500 it's only

00:51:10.840 one way,

00:51:12.500 then you

00:51:13.280 got to

00:51:13.540 paper,

00:51:13.860 rock,

00:51:14.120 scissors to

00:51:14.620 see who

00:51:14.960 backs up.

00:51:15.500 And that's

00:51:21.240 the truth.

00:51:22.540 Cole's

00:51:22.940 towing.

00:51:23.360 Yeah,

00:51:23.500 you missed

00:51:23.820 a bit.

00:51:24.200 We were

00:51:24.380 talking about

00:51:24.880 a tow

00:51:25.180 truck driver

00:51:25.680 there that

00:51:26.020 almost got

00:51:26.540 taken out

00:51:27.800 by a

00:51:28.100 jeep.

00:51:33.920 What else

00:51:36.340 do we have

00:51:36.760 here for

00:51:37.160 some jeetery

00:51:37.860 for you

00:51:38.300 guys?

00:51:41.880 Never

00:51:42.320 go full

00:51:42.780 Durka.

00:51:43.800 It's not

00:51:44.060 an accident.

00:51:45.500 shit.

00:51:53.760 Fucking

00:51:54.280 goddamn

00:51:55.320 how many

00:51:55.880 piss

00:51:56.340 jugs.

00:51:57.700 Fucking

00:51:58.220 one,

00:51:58.720 two,

00:51:59.120 three,

00:51:59.580 four,

00:52:00.620 six

00:52:01.180 fucking

00:52:01.660 piss

00:52:02.080 jugs.

00:52:05.260 Holy

00:52:05.820 Durka

00:52:06.380 Durka.

00:52:13.020 Actually,

00:52:13.700 you know

00:52:13.880 what?

00:52:14.160 I like

00:52:14.480 that as a

00:52:15.080 Twitter

00:52:15.280 handle.

00:52:16.200 All

00:52:16.360 brakes,

00:52:16.840 no

00:52:16.980 Durka.

00:52:18.040 No,

00:52:18.440 no

00:52:18.720 brakes,

00:52:19.320 all

00:52:19.520 Durka.

00:52:22.800 Yeah,

00:52:23.600 no brakes,

00:52:25.200 full

00:52:25.380 Durka.

00:52:26.200 Something like

00:52:26.720 that.

00:52:27.580 Everybody will

00:52:28.000 understand it.

00:52:31.000 Just fucking

00:52:32.080 monsters on

00:52:33.920 the road.

00:52:34.340 Here's another

00:52:34.740 good one.

00:52:35.240 this turban

00:52:37.320 suburban

00:52:37.400 suburban

00:52:37.740 driver put

00:52:38.900 chains on

00:52:39.480 his

00:52:39.640 trailer.

00:52:46.080 Chains

00:52:46.560 on the

00:52:47.140 trailer.

00:52:47.580 tire is not

00:52:53.100 moving.

00:52:53.780 Yeah,

00:52:54.000 why don't

00:52:54.280 you put

00:52:54.540 them on

00:52:54.760 the truck?

00:52:56.060 We didn't

00:52:56.660 put them

00:52:56.940 on your

00:52:57.280 truck.

00:52:58.440 Yeah,

00:52:58.680 that's what

00:52:59.020 I'm trying

00:52:59.460 to say.

00:53:00.540 Yeah,

00:53:00.820 why'd you

00:53:01.240 have them

00:53:01.480 on the

00:53:01.760 trailer?

00:53:02.560 Huh?

00:53:03.480 The chains,

00:53:04.320 what are they

00:53:04.640 doing on the

00:53:05.140 trailer over

00:53:05.720 here?

00:53:06.500 No,

00:53:07.560 I'll just

00:53:08.100 try to see

00:53:08.700 if it can

00:53:09.220 speed in.

00:53:10.260 Yeah,

00:53:10.760 but it

00:53:11.160 doesn't

00:53:11.540 work,

00:53:11.900 so that's

00:53:12.220 why I'm

00:53:12.460 moving.

00:53:12.980 Interesting.

00:53:13.460 Full

00:53:19.380 Durka.

00:53:21.280 That one

00:53:21.920 wasn't a

00:53:22.340 Durka,

00:53:22.740 that was a

00:53:23.160 click-click.

00:53:25.260 That wasn't

00:53:26.040 a star.

00:53:29.000 More

00:53:29.480 Durka.

00:53:30.160 What the

00:53:30.660 fuck is

00:53:31.140 this guy

00:53:31.580 doing?

00:53:43.460 Paki.

00:53:51.880 Paki.

00:53:53.040 Paki is

00:53:53.680 so timeless.

00:53:54.680 That's been

00:53:55.060 handed down

00:53:55.600 from generations,

00:53:56.580 that one.

00:53:57.580 Just the

00:53:57.980 term Paki.

00:53:59.520 Because it

00:54:00.040 was something

00:54:00.420 the English

00:54:00.940 would use

00:54:01.980 whenever the

00:54:02.580 Browns would

00:54:02.980 come over

00:54:03.300 because they're

00:54:03.640 from Pakistan.

00:54:04.420 They call

00:54:04.700 them Paki's

00:54:05.440 and they

00:54:05.660 transferred

00:54:05.980 over here.

00:54:06.540 We call

00:54:06.960 everybody a

00:54:07.620 Paki.

00:54:09.240 Like we

00:54:09.800 call Paki's

00:54:10.660 the guys

00:54:11.580 with turbans

00:54:12.040 on their

00:54:12.320 head.

00:54:14.400 So.

00:54:16.520 It's not

00:54:17.100 our fault.

00:54:17.560 It's just

00:54:17.900 we don't

00:54:18.660 really care.

00:54:19.080 You're all

00:54:19.520 Paki's

00:54:20.160 because you're

00:54:20.600 all the

00:54:20.840 same to

00:54:21.220 us.

00:54:22.460 So.

00:54:25.040 Yeah.

00:54:25.620 The classic

00:54:26.080 Paki.

00:54:30.700 Here's

00:54:31.180 another one.

00:54:32.460 Just fucking

00:54:33.200 taking out

00:54:33.620 a cop car.

00:54:35.160 This is

00:54:35.440 coming out

00:54:35.780 of the

00:54:35.960 Ross Pits

00:54:36.620 right across

00:54:38.320 the 302.

00:54:39.500 Second

00:54:39.980 time in a

00:54:40.560 week.

00:54:42.220 No,

00:54:42.700 this one

00:54:43.160 wasn't

00:54:43.460 the cop

00:54:43.840 car.

00:54:44.100 I didn't

00:54:44.260 load that

00:54:44.700 one up.

00:54:45.600 This is

00:54:46.040 somebody sent

00:54:47.480 this to

00:54:47.980 me on

00:54:48.640 Facebook.

00:54:50.440 This was

00:54:51.040 him.

00:54:51.380 I like

00:54:51.720 starting to

00:54:52.060 see this.

00:54:52.480 There's more

00:54:52.760 of a theme

00:54:53.160 of people

00:54:53.500 getting pissed

00:54:54.020 off in the

00:54:54.520 face of

00:54:55.600 each driver

00:54:56.120 that's

00:54:56.400 happening now.

00:54:56.960 People are

00:54:57.240 starting to

00:54:57.540 get angry.

00:54:58.000 this is

00:55:00.120 coming out

00:55:00.460 of the

00:55:00.640 Ross Pits

00:55:01.320 right across

00:55:03.000 the 302.

00:55:04.260 Second

00:55:04.660 time in a

00:55:05.260 week.

00:55:06.620 Good thing

00:55:07.020 nobody ended

00:55:07.440 up underneath

00:55:07.860 that trailer.

00:55:12.580 This

00:55:13.020 happened

00:55:13.320 earlier last

00:55:14.580 week as

00:55:15.000 well.

00:55:15.200 Who

00:55:26.800 is it?

00:55:28.440 Morpins.

00:55:31.160 Oh

00:55:31.600 fuck the

00:55:32.000 usual

00:55:32.340 suspects.

00:55:35.240 Good job

00:55:35.920 guys.

00:55:37.740 Why are you

00:55:38.280 making video

00:55:38.860 man?

00:55:39.080 Hey

00:55:39.340 because

00:55:39.880 it's the

00:55:40.180 second time

00:55:40.620 this has

00:55:40.900 happened

00:55:41.160 this week.

00:55:42.700 It doesn't

00:55:43.900 matter man.

00:55:44.560 Come on.

00:55:45.260 We already

00:55:46.120 talked to

00:55:46.980 owner so

00:55:47.900 you no need

00:55:48.500 to make

00:55:48.800 video man.

00:55:49.660 Hey.

00:55:49.980 Please.

00:55:51.200 Well I am

00:55:51.820 it's too

00:55:52.160 late.

00:55:52.920 Get in

00:55:53.200 the truck.

00:55:57.060 Good thing

00:55:57.620 nobody ended

00:55:58.060 up underneath

00:55:58.460 the trailer

00:55:58.920 on the way

00:55:59.340 by eh?

00:56:02.000 Yeah.

00:56:02.760 You can

00:56:03.020 imagine how

00:56:03.540 it went.

00:56:07.400 People have

00:56:08.020 the right to

00:56:08.480 go around

00:56:08.800 to film

00:56:09.140 things and

00:56:09.680 these people

00:56:10.080 are willing

00:56:10.420 to get

00:56:10.660 violent.

00:56:12.420 Try and

00:56:12.900 stop you

00:56:13.320 from filming

00:56:13.780 their mistake

00:56:14.520 because they're

00:56:16.640 trying to get

00:56:17.060 away with it.

00:56:17.580 They want to

00:56:17.840 get towed out

00:56:18.460 of there.

00:56:18.900 They don't

00:56:19.060 want to get

00:56:19.380 caught.

00:56:20.040 Even if

00:56:20.480 they do

00:56:20.820 they might

00:56:21.120 have a

00:56:21.380 fraudulent

00:56:21.800 license or

00:56:22.580 fraudulent

00:56:23.100 insurance or

00:56:24.640 a couple of

00:56:25.100 names.

00:56:31.180 This isn't

00:56:31.780 going to

00:56:32.000 stop.

00:56:36.120 This isn't

00:56:36.680 going to

00:56:36.920 stop.

00:56:38.800 unless

00:56:39.880 somebody says

00:56:40.580 something or

00:56:41.240 does something

00:56:41.920 because cheap

00:56:44.740 human capital

00:56:45.460 is more

00:56:45.880 important to

00:56:46.420 them than

00:56:46.700 anything else

00:56:47.260 isn't it?

00:56:53.740 Sorry I'm

00:56:54.340 trying to get

00:56:54.760 this one

00:56:55.140 picture.

00:56:59.060 I don't

00:57:00.540 know if you

00:57:01.180 could say

00:57:01.540 there's been

00:57:01.960 anybody more

00:57:02.660 vocal about

00:57:04.220 this issue

00:57:05.360 than myself

00:57:06.420 and I've

00:57:09.160 been more

00:57:09.520 vocal about

00:57:10.640 the road

00:57:11.400 that affects

00:57:12.980 my life

00:57:13.680 more so

00:57:14.900 than I

00:57:15.360 ever was

00:57:15.980 about the

00:57:16.460 Humboldt

00:57:16.840 Broncos

00:57:17.380 and that's

00:57:22.280 sad because

00:57:22.860 we haven't

00:57:23.180 done anything

00:57:23.700 since to

00:57:24.880 make any

00:57:25.240 adjustments.

00:57:25.920 In fact we've

00:57:26.340 allowed it to

00:57:26.780 get worse.

00:57:31.320 And

00:57:31.840 this happened

00:57:36.520 recently after

00:57:38.440 the last time

00:57:39.240 I ratioed the

00:57:40.880 Minister of

00:57:41.440 Transportation.

00:57:42.100 So essentially

00:57:46.320 it's like the

00:57:46.900 same thing

00:57:47.280 that's happening

00:57:47.820 during COVID

00:57:48.480 right?

00:57:49.300 This really

00:57:50.020 is a national

00:57:51.080 emergency

00:57:51.640 what's

00:57:52.060 happening.

00:57:57.760 It's a

00:57:58.400 national

00:57:58.800 emergency

00:57:59.400 because you've

00:58:00.700 allowed third

00:58:01.340 world migrants

00:58:02.100 to take over

00:58:02.940 not only

00:58:04.940 who comes

00:58:06.420 in control

00:58:07.040 over who

00:58:07.460 comes into

00:58:07.880 the country

00:58:08.380 because they

00:58:08.900 can go

00:58:09.280 through the

00:58:09.680 Lima program

00:58:10.460 to say oh

00:58:10.900 we can't

00:58:11.200 find anybody

00:58:11.640 to drive

00:58:12.020 our trucks

00:58:12.620 then you

00:58:15.100 allow them

00:58:15.500 to train

00:58:15.980 them in

00:58:16.500 house

00:58:16.840 because you

00:58:17.280 close so

00:58:17.820 many

00:58:18.080 fucking

00:58:18.400 schools

00:58:19.020 so now

00:58:21.660 they privatize

00:58:22.520 it and

00:58:23.440 to their

00:58:24.280 benefit I

00:58:25.420 guess there

00:58:25.920 was a

00:58:26.460 national news

00:58:27.120 organization

00:58:27.600 that did

00:58:28.220 report on

00:58:28.860 the fraud

00:58:29.300 at one

00:58:29.740 point

00:58:30.100 shining some

00:58:31.140 sort of

00:58:31.460 light on

00:58:31.840 it

00:58:32.020 but it's

00:58:37.060 gotten away

00:58:37.520 from you

00:58:37.880 guys you

00:58:38.800 can't stop

00:58:39.360 it now

00:58:39.700 look at

00:58:44.500 who's in

00:58:44.840 control of

00:58:45.320 it the

00:58:45.520 minister of

00:58:45.960 transportation

00:58:46.560 take a

00:58:47.320 good look

00:58:47.880 at him

00:58:48.300 so if he

00:58:53.960 blocks me

00:58:54.580 on twitter

00:58:55.180 how do I

00:58:55.780 take my

00:58:56.960 complaints

00:58:57.540 again

00:58:58.280 because something

00:59:04.160 needs to be

00:59:04.680 done

00:59:04.940 people are

00:59:05.420 dying every

00:59:06.260 fucking day

00:59:07.040 we almost

00:59:07.460 lost another

00:59:07.980 with that tow

00:59:08.560 truck driver

00:59:09.040 today

00:59:09.400 a man lost

00:59:12.520 his entire

00:59:13.100 family up

00:59:14.380 here in

00:59:14.700 Cochran

00:59:15.100 him and his

00:59:17.080 wife and two

00:59:17.780 kids were on

00:59:18.800 their way

00:59:19.200 I don't know

00:59:20.820 where it was

00:59:21.200 Christmas Eve

00:59:21.960 and got

00:59:24.280 wiped out

00:59:24.840 that's why

00:59:25.580 they closed

00:59:25.980 the roads

00:59:26.360 down

00:59:26.640 that's why

00:59:27.240 Cochran was

00:59:27.780 filled with

00:59:28.160 trucks

00:59:28.620 200 trucks

00:59:31.360 waiting outside

00:59:32.020 Cochran

00:59:32.500 lined up

00:59:33.760 I mean it's

00:59:40.420 not worth

00:59:40.960 it's not worth

00:59:44.280 Canadian lives

00:59:45.040 no matter who

00:59:45.600 is benefiting

00:59:46.200 from this

00:59:46.860 it's not

00:59:51.080 worth it

00:59:51.560 it's gonna

00:59:52.220 keep happening

00:59:52.900 and you're

00:59:53.220 gonna see it

00:59:53.640 happen more

00:59:54.160 and more

00:59:54.460 whether it

00:59:54.880 be on the

00:59:55.200 I don't know

00:59:55.860 why it's so

00:59:56.360 bad on

00:59:56.720 Highway 11

00:59:57.280 they think

00:59:57.640 they could

00:59:57.920 just send

00:59:58.280 anybody to

00:59:58.800 drive up

00:59:59.200 there is

00:59:59.580 driving

00:59:59.900 different

01:00:00.240 down in

01:00:00.600 the city

01:00:00.980 to them

01:00:01.840 they just

01:00:04.680 send all

01:00:05.060 the fucking

01:00:05.460 retards up

01:00:06.140 here are

01:00:06.460 they watching

01:00:06.860 movies like

01:00:08.020 they pass

01:00:08.580 on double

01:00:09.080 lines on

01:00:10.500 blind corners

01:00:11.400 they try to

01:00:12.020 pass I

01:00:12.660 don't think

01:00:13.060 they even

01:00:13.500 know or

01:00:14.200 care what

01:00:15.380 the rules

01:00:15.900 are on

01:00:18.560 the road

01:00:18.920 they can't

01:00:19.400 identify signs

01:00:20.360 it's getting

01:00:20.820 worse

01:00:21.460 do we have

01:00:24.340 to take a

01:00:24.820 deadpool

01:00:25.280 or make

01:00:25.900 a deadpool

01:00:26.500 to get

01:00:27.380 people's

01:00:27.760 attention

01:00:28.240 do we have

01:00:36.540 to start

01:00:36.820 making bets

01:00:37.420 when the

01:00:37.720 next accident

01:00:38.280 is gonna

01:00:38.560 happen

01:00:38.960 like we

01:00:40.840 could start

01:00:41.180 paying attention

01:00:41.720 now in the

01:00:42.200 next 24

01:00:42.760 hours

01:00:43.220 starting at

01:00:44.780 9 30

01:00:45.840 PM

01:00:46.300 the next

01:00:48.680 24 hours

01:00:49.520 do you

01:00:49.740 think

01:00:49.900 somebody's

01:00:50.300 gonna die

01:00:50.840 from a

01:00:51.240 jeet

01:00:51.440 trucker

01:00:52.000 I'm even

01:00:56.700 gonna write

01:00:57.040 that down

01:00:57.480 I think

01:00:57.860 just to

01:00:59.180 prove a

01:00:59.480 point

01:00:59.760 January

01:01:02.740 4th my

01:01:03.520 birthday

01:01:04.020 9 30

01:01:06.440 PM we're

01:01:06.980 gonna start

01:01:07.340 the countdown

01:01:07.860 until the

01:01:08.760 next person

01:01:09.320 dies on the

01:01:09.940 road is that

01:01:10.440 how we have

01:01:10.840 to do it

01:01:11.300 like why

01:01:12.900 limit it

01:01:13.460 just because

01:01:14.080 I'm off

01:01:14.460 by 24

01:01:15.000 hours or

01:01:15.480 something like

01:01:15.840 that

01:01:16.120 so my

01:01:17.380 birthday

01:01:17.680 let's count

01:01:18.140 how many

01:01:18.420 people die

01:01:18.960 from jeet

01:01:19.480 truckers

01:01:20.000 after my

01:01:20.700 birthday

01:01:21.100 or when's

01:01:22.220 the next

01:01:22.500 person gonna

01:01:22.980 die

01:01:23.380 9 30

01:01:26.700 PM so

01:01:27.680 not including

01:01:28.260 anybody that

01:01:28.800 they killed

01:01:29.240 today right

01:01:29.880 because they

01:01:30.480 might have

01:01:30.740 killed someone

01:01:31.140 today as far

01:01:31.740 as I know

01:01:32.100 I'm not on

01:01:32.520 the internet

01:01:32.840 constantly and

01:01:33.920 they close down

01:01:34.400 the roads a lot

01:01:35.040 of times and

01:01:35.520 don't allow you

01:01:35.980 to know the

01:01:36.400 status of some

01:01:37.080 of these

01:01:37.320 accidents

01:01:37.820 but I can

01:01:44.960 guarantee you

01:01:45.640 that that

01:01:46.140 Twitter is

01:01:48.220 gonna fill up

01:01:49.000 very fast

01:01:52.080 with followers

01:01:52.720 and that

01:01:53.320 would

01:01:53.660 that would

01:01:55.880 be a

01:01:56.160 contribution

01:01:56.740 to our

01:01:58.280 efforts

01:01:58.700 is having

01:02:00.560 a successful

01:02:01.180 one

01:02:01.520 so

01:02:02.680 I don't

01:02:03.800 know

01:02:04.020 no breaks

01:02:04.780 all Durka

01:02:05.260 sounds fucking

01:02:05.980 pretty funny

01:02:06.660 sorry no

01:02:09.100 breaks all

01:02:09.580 Durka

01:02:09.960 keep fucking

01:02:12.440 that up

01:02:12.880 what's up

01:02:14.440 doings

01:02:15.660 Mr.

01:02:16.360 doings

01:02:17.320 so

01:02:20.800 I was trying

01:02:22.220 to get this

01:02:22.660 microphone

01:02:23.100 to work

01:02:23.600 tonight

01:02:26.620 but it

01:02:26.960 doesn't seem

01:02:27.340 to work

01:02:27.780 through

01:02:29.740 StreamYard

01:02:30.740 or whatnot

01:02:31.060 I don't know

01:02:31.520 if I have to

01:02:31.900 download software

01:02:32.660 or something

01:02:33.040 like that

01:02:33.480 but I was

01:02:34.560 trying to do

01:02:34.980 this for you

01:02:35.440 guys and

01:02:35.920 upgrade from

01:02:36.660 the Princess

01:02:37.120 Leia looking

01:02:37.780 headset all

01:02:38.620 the time

01:02:39.080 but it

01:02:42.460 didn't work

01:02:42.920 so

01:02:43.900 I'll try it

01:02:46.500 again another

01:02:47.120 time

01:02:47.500 see if

01:02:49.520 it works

01:02:49.800 a different

01:02:50.100 way

01:02:50.500 that being

01:02:57.580 said

01:02:57.900 doings

01:02:58.560 I need

01:02:59.060 your

01:02:59.260 opinion

01:02:59.720 on a

01:03:00.180 portable

01:03:00.420 microphone

01:03:01.000 send me

01:03:03.260 a message

01:03:03.760 on your

01:03:05.000 recommendations

01:03:05.660 yeah

01:03:12.580 well

01:03:13.040 might as

01:03:14.500 well

01:03:14.600 finish off

01:03:15.040 the

01:03:15.180 G-Ree

01:03:15.520 with this

01:03:15.940 fella

01:03:16.180 because

01:03:16.860 he's

01:03:20.320 trying to

01:03:20.660 convince you

01:03:21.160 that it's

01:03:21.500 worthwhile

01:03:21.860 staying in

01:03:22.540 his country

01:03:23.000 and listen

01:03:23.520 to his

01:03:24.320 wording

01:03:24.660 because

01:03:25.920 he just

01:03:26.440 installed

01:03:27.120 he just

01:03:28.520 finished

01:03:28.860 installing

01:03:29.360 the

01:03:29.580 customer

01:03:29.940 service

01:03:30.540 hi

01:03:34.340 this video

01:03:35.160 is for

01:03:35.460 David

01:03:35.700 Pecini

01:03:36.060 who

01:03:37.040 returned

01:03:37.500 our

01:03:38.320 OINP

01:03:39.200 skill trade

01:03:39.860 application

01:03:40.480 five days

01:03:42.000 back

01:03:42.280 and he

01:03:43.280 said

01:03:43.620 we are

01:03:44.240 fake

01:03:44.460 listen

01:03:45.980 we are

01:03:46.580 not

01:03:46.760 fake

01:03:47.020 I am

01:03:48.400 on a

01:03:48.640 site

01:03:48.860 right

01:03:49.080 now

01:03:49.280 I am

01:03:50.120 working

01:03:50.360 with our

01:03:50.680 company

01:03:51.020 I am

01:03:51.700 in my

01:03:51.960 company's

01:03:52.460 van

01:03:52.680 right

01:03:52.920 now

01:03:53.200 and

01:03:54.140 I

01:03:54.940 just

01:03:55.180 installed

01:03:55.560 the

01:03:55.720 customer

01:03:55.960 service

01:03:56.420 and

01:03:58.760 you

01:03:58.960 said

01:03:59.200 we are

01:03:59.500 fake

01:03:59.720 and

01:03:59.880 you

01:04:00.020 just

01:04:00.260 return

01:04:00.560 our

01:04:00.760 application

01:04:01.280 I

01:04:02.620 request

01:04:03.080 you

01:04:03.340 to

01:04:04.080 reconsider

01:04:04.660 our

01:04:04.960 application

01:04:05.380 again

01:04:05.800 and

01:04:07.380 do

01:04:09.340 whatever

01:04:10.020 the

01:04:10.360 best

01:04:10.880 decision

01:04:11.840 make

01:04:12.620 on

01:04:12.760 our

01:04:12.920 file

01:04:13.140 we

01:04:15.100 do

01:04:15.220 not

01:04:15.420 want

01:04:15.820 you

01:04:16.080 to

01:04:17.720 give

01:04:18.060 us

01:04:18.220 PR

01:04:18.520 we

01:04:19.000 just

01:04:19.240 want

01:04:19.500 a

01:04:19.640 fair

01:04:19.820 decision

01:04:20.220 on

01:04:20.660 our

01:04:20.820 file

01:04:21.060 please

01:04:21.960 reconsider

01:04:22.460 our

01:04:22.760 file

01:04:23.000 and

01:04:23.840 if

01:04:24.040 you

01:04:24.180 want

01:04:24.520 any

01:04:24.840 further

01:04:25.120 information

01:04:25.640 about

01:04:26.620 our

01:04:26.980 job

01:04:27.420 anything

01:04:27.980 you

01:04:28.700 can

01:04:28.860 conduct

01:04:29.100 our

01:04:29.300 interview

01:04:29.680 we

01:04:30.800 are

01:04:31.340 always

01:04:32.200 happy

01:04:32.640 to

01:04:32.860 come

01:04:33.180 and

01:04:33.720 give

01:04:33.980 you

01:04:34.160 whatever

01:04:34.460 you

01:04:34.780 want

01:04:35.260 like

01:04:35.600 to

01:04:35.880 ask

01:04:36.300 the

01:04:36.460 question

01:04:36.760 we

01:04:37.120 answer

01:04:37.580 you

01:04:37.860 but

01:04:39.260 we

01:04:39.800 request

01:04:40.440 you

01:04:40.680 to

01:04:41.220 just

01:04:41.440 reconsider

01:04:41.880 our

01:04:42.180 files

01:04:42.500 because

01:04:43.540 we

01:04:43.720 are

01:04:43.840 not

01:04:44.020 fake

01:04:44.260 see

01:04:45.080 we

01:04:45.360 are

01:04:45.480 on

01:04:45.660 site

01:04:45.860 right

01:04:46.080 now

01:04:46.340 this

01:04:46.920 is

01:04:47.020 my

01:04:47.180 company's

01:04:47.660 van

01:04:47.880 we

01:04:49.460 are

01:04:50.020 not

01:04:50.440 fake

01:04:50.880 we

01:04:52.600 are

01:04:53.200 not

01:04:53.720 fake

01:04:54.140 reconsider

01:04:55.540 our

01:04:55.760 application

01:04:56.160 thank

01:04:56.680 you

01:04:56.940 not

01:04:58.720 fake

01:04:59.000 at

01:04:59.140 all

01:04:59.360 I

01:05:00.060 throw

01:05:00.300 on

01:05:00.440 my

01:05:00.600 yellow

01:05:00.820 vest

01:05:01.120 and

01:05:01.260 walk

01:05:01.460 around

01:05:01.660 my

01:05:01.860 neighbor's

01:05:02.240 van

01:05:02.520 but

01:05:03.040 we

01:05:03.140 are

01:05:03.260 not

01:05:03.520 fake

01:05:03.880 not

01:05:05.180 fake

01:05:05.360 I

01:05:05.460 even

01:05:05.660 sat

01:05:05.960 in

01:05:06.060 his

01:05:06.200 van

01:05:06.380 and

01:05:06.500 made

01:05:06.600 a

01:05:06.720 cute

01:05:06.860 little

01:05:07.060 video

01:05:07.460 it's

01:05:09.560 the same

01:05:09.820 thing

01:05:10.020 as

01:05:10.140 what's

01:05:10.320 going

01:05:10.460 on

01:05:10.620 with

01:05:10.740 the

01:05:10.880 Somalis

01:05:11.320 they

01:05:17.740 think

01:05:17.960 you're

01:05:18.140 stupid

01:05:18.480 that's

01:05:19.600 why

01:05:19.820 they

01:05:22.300 think

01:05:22.560 you're

01:05:22.760 stupid

01:05:23.100 or

01:05:24.400 they

01:05:24.620 just

01:05:24.820 don't

01:05:25.020 understand

01:05:25.580 how

01:05:28.000 stupid

01:05:28.360 they

01:05:28.600 are

01:05:28.900 so

01:05:29.700 I'm

01:05:29.900 winching

01:05:30.220 you

01:05:30.440 out

01:05:30.800 right

01:05:31.200 okay

01:05:31.640 but

01:05:31.860 you

01:05:31.980 want

01:05:32.160 to

01:05:32.240 go

01:05:32.340 back

01:05:32.560 in

01:05:32.820 3-4

01:05:35.280 hours

01:05:37.440 maybe

01:05:38.560 I

01:05:38.800 can

01:05:38.940 try

01:05:39.160 again

01:05:39.360 your

01:05:39.560 company

01:05:39.880 wants

01:05:40.160 me

01:05:40.280 to

01:05:40.400 pull

01:05:40.560 you

01:05:40.720 out

01:05:41.020 you

01:05:41.280 want

01:05:41.440 to

01:05:41.520 go

01:05:41.600 back

01:05:41.840 in

01:05:42.100 so

01:05:42.560 what

01:05:42.820 happens

01:05:43.220 if

01:05:43.340 you

01:05:43.420 get

01:05:43.560 stuck

01:05:43.780 again

01:05:44.180 one

01:05:45.860 drive

01:05:47.820 first

01:05:48.420 all right

01:05:49.620 I guess

01:05:50.020 that's

01:05:50.280 on you

01:05:50.640 not

01:05:54.480 in

01:05:54.680 this

01:05:54.980 digit

01:05:55.380 so

01:05:55.600 I

01:05:56.120 just

01:05:56.460 want

01:05:56.680 to

01:05:56.800 try

01:05:57.100 back

01:05:58.000 up

01:05:58.180 him

01:05:58.660 back

01:05:59.340 up

01:05:59.500 again

01:05:59.840 yeah

01:06:00.240 what

01:06:01.300 are

01:06:03.340 you

01:06:03.440 doing

01:06:03.840 no

01:06:07.340 no

01:06:07.840 no

01:06:08.340 no

01:06:08.840 no

01:06:09.340 no

01:06:09.840 no

01:06:10.340 yeah

01:06:13.920 if

01:06:14.680 you

01:06:14.760 got

01:06:14.920 stuck

01:06:15.100 the

01:06:15.280 first

01:06:15.500 time

01:06:15.720 I

01:06:15.820 don't

01:06:15.920 know

01:06:16.040 why

01:06:16.140 you

01:06:16.240 would

01:06:16.360 try

01:06:16.540 again

01:06:16.840 why

01:06:17.120 did

01:06:17.340 you

01:06:17.460 redeem

01:06:17.800 me

01:06:17.980 we're

01:06:28.000 we're

01:06:28.020 just

01:06:28.200 supposed

01:06:28.400 to

01:06:28.580 listen

01:06:28.780 to

01:06:28.940 their

01:06:29.080 advice

01:06:29.420 because

01:06:29.660 they

01:06:29.800 are

01:06:29.920 so

01:06:30.100 smart

01:06:30.560 so

01:06:31.560 very

01:06:31.880 very

01:06:32.100 smart

01:06:32.500 switch

01:06:34.400 back

01:06:34.680 to

01:06:34.820 get

01:06:35.160 my

01:06:35.340 Somali

01:06:35.700 video

01:06:36.040 I

01:06:36.220 gotta

01:06:36.360 go

01:06:38.020 back

01:06:38.280 in

01:06:38.400 a

01:06:38.520 stream

01:06:38.740 yard

01:06:38.920 this

01:06:39.160 way

01:06:39.840 stupid

01:06:49.260 how

01:06:49.460 that

01:06:49.620 works

01:06:49.980 but

01:06:51.080 at least

01:06:51.520 it's

01:06:51.700 a

01:06:51.800 hack

01:06:52.040 I

01:06:52.160 get

01:06:52.280 it

01:06:52.380 to

01:06:52.500 work

01:06:52.800 the

01:06:54.880 Somali

01:06:55.320 fraud

01:06:55.700 I

01:06:56.240 love

01:06:56.460 this

01:06:56.660 guy's

01:06:56.940 explanation

01:06:57.460 like

01:06:59.340 it's

01:06:59.640 truly

01:06:59.900 a

01:07:00.080 piece

01:07:00.260 of

01:07:00.400 work

01:07:00.680 hey

01:07:01.180 guys

01:07:01.520 well

01:07:02.220 I'm

01:07:03.000 the

01:07:03.120 only

01:07:03.300 Somali

01:07:03.700 who

01:07:03.880 speaks

01:07:04.120 English

01:07:04.440 so

01:07:05.160 they

01:07:05.860 always

01:07:06.240 call

01:07:06.480 me

01:07:06.620 to

01:07:06.760 come

01:07:06.900 talk

01:07:07.120 to

01:07:07.240 you

01:07:07.360 white

01:07:07.540 people

01:07:07.840 and

01:07:08.580 to

01:07:08.720 tell

01:07:08.920 you

01:07:09.160 please

01:07:09.960 stop

01:07:10.520 investigating

01:07:11.060 us

01:07:11.460 and

01:07:12.100 let

01:07:12.300 us

01:07:12.440 do

01:07:12.600 fraud

01:07:12.920 in

01:07:13.100 peace

01:07:13.400 Somalis

01:07:14.660 are

01:07:15.060 peaceful

01:07:15.480 fraud

01:07:15.860 community

01:07:16.380 we

01:07:17.220 want

01:07:17.400 to

01:07:17.520 steal

01:07:17.720 taxpayer

01:07:18.180 money

01:07:18.480 in

01:07:18.680 peace

01:07:18.980 without

01:07:19.840 FBI

01:07:20.340 jailing

01:07:20.820 our

01:07:20.980 ass

01:07:21.260 we

01:07:22.120 even

01:07:22.420 hired

01:07:22.720 this

01:07:22.940 liberal

01:07:23.280 crazy

01:07:23.740 white

01:07:24.080 bitch

01:07:24.400 to

01:07:24.980 come

01:07:25.180 act

01:07:25.440 like

01:07:25.620 she

01:07:25.780 supports

01:07:26.200 us

01:07:26.500 look

01:07:27.320 at

01:07:27.420 her

01:07:27.600 look

01:07:28.320 at

01:07:28.440 that

01:07:28.640 Karen

01:07:28.920 face

01:07:29.340 and

01:07:29.960 the

01:07:30.100 eyes

01:07:30.440 it's

01:07:31.280 always

01:07:31.560 the

01:07:31.780 eyes

01:07:32.140 anyway

01:07:33.240 please

01:07:34.100 stop

01:07:34.400 investigating

01:07:34.920 us

01:07:35.320 and

01:07:35.860 let

01:07:36.040 us

01:07:36.180 steal

01:07:36.420 your

01:07:36.600 taxpayer

01:07:36.960 money

01:07:37.280 in

01:07:37.460 peace

01:07:37.760 yeah

01:07:41.200 okay

01:07:41.560 that was

01:07:41.860 the wrong

01:07:42.120 one

01:07:42.380 but I'm

01:07:42.700 searching

01:07:42.980 for the

01:07:43.320 real

01:07:43.500 one

01:07:43.840 I'm

01:07:49.380 searching

01:07:49.760 for the

01:07:50.420 real

01:07:50.620 one

01:07:50.920 huh

01:08:00.500 yeah

01:08:12.140 the

01:08:12.280 real

01:08:12.480 one's

01:08:12.720 actually

01:08:13.020 funnier

01:08:13.520 fuck

01:08:20.580 can't

01:08:21.020 find

01:08:21.280 it

01:08:21.420 ricky

01:08:21.740 even if

01:08:31.700 I did

01:08:31.940 find it

01:08:32.300 there's

01:08:32.440 no

01:08:32.560 goddamn

01:08:32.960 sound

01:08:33.400 there

01:08:51.540 I got

01:08:52.300 it

01:08:53.840 I had

01:08:55.680 to figure

01:08:56.000 out the

01:08:56.260 sound

01:08:56.580 unfortunately

01:09:06.380 we saw

01:09:07.360 that there

01:09:07.720 was

01:09:07.920 important

01:09:08.800 documentation

01:09:09.480 enrollment

01:09:10.520 of the

01:09:10.880 children

01:09:11.220 and also

01:09:12.040 employee

01:09:13.580 documentation

01:09:14.200 that was

01:09:14.520 gone

01:09:14.740 there were

01:09:16.060 also

01:09:16.460 checkbooks

01:09:18.520 that were

01:09:19.140 ripped

01:09:19.480 from

01:09:20.200 our

01:09:21.160 checkpapers

01:09:21.880 that were

01:09:22.100 ripped

01:09:22.180 from our

01:09:22.520 book

01:09:22.740 this is

01:09:24.440 devastating

01:09:24.900 news

01:09:25.300 and

01:09:26.360 we don't

01:09:27.140 know why

01:09:27.440 this is

01:09:27.740 targeting

01:09:28.080 our

01:09:28.380 Somali

01:09:28.760 community

01:09:29.280 unfortunately

01:09:30.020 we saw

01:09:30.940 that there

01:09:31.300 was

01:09:31.480 important

01:09:32.380 documentation

01:09:33.000 I love

01:09:34.800 the balls

01:09:35.360 dude

01:09:37.260 he's got

01:09:38.280 balls the

01:09:38.840 size of

01:09:39.240 Trudeau's

01:09:40.140 just

01:09:41.560 Trudeau

01:09:41.900 could sell

01:09:42.280 it better

01:09:42.640 he's willing

01:09:44.120 to come

01:09:44.400 out there

01:09:44.780 fucking

01:09:45.200 stone

01:09:46.260 face

01:09:46.660 I'm not

01:09:47.380 lying

01:09:47.680 they fucking

01:09:48.840 broke through

01:09:49.440 the cinder

01:09:49.840 blocks and

01:09:50.400 stole their

01:09:50.720 checkbook

01:09:51.220 man

01:09:51.560 I'm gonna

01:09:52.220 write a bunch

01:09:53.040 of checks

01:09:53.440 dude I

01:09:53.860 don't know

01:09:54.040 what to do

01:09:54.660 they just

01:09:58.480 stole

01:09:58.660 documents

01:09:59.320 they stole

01:10:00.340 our

01:10:00.520 documents

01:10:01.040 and our

01:10:01.360 checkbook

01:10:01.920 it's

01:10:07.680 radicalizing

01:10:08.300 a lot more

01:10:08.680 people though

01:10:09.220 it is nice

01:10:09.940 to see

01:10:10.360 like

01:10:13.760 you see a lot

01:10:16.740 more people

01:10:17.260 in the states

01:10:17.840 getting radicalized

01:10:18.900 because

01:10:19.240 let's be

01:10:22.700 honest

01:10:22.920 until the

01:10:23.420 the USI

01:10:25.000 falls

01:10:25.460 you know

01:10:27.680 we're kind

01:10:28.120 of

01:10:28.360 the world

01:10:30.240 is at

01:10:30.600 their

01:10:30.780 fingertips

01:10:31.340 now they're

01:10:33.980 gonna push

01:10:34.380 their way

01:10:34.720 around

01:10:35.160 until

01:10:36.680 somebody else

01:10:37.200 steps back

01:10:37.760 at them

01:10:38.100 and who's

01:10:38.580 gonna do

01:10:38.960 it

01:10:39.160 the big

01:10:40.280 bad guys

01:10:40.820 that they've

01:10:41.140 already

01:10:41.320 called

01:10:41.660 right

01:10:41.920 could be

01:10:42.320 Russia

01:10:42.600 and China

01:10:43.040 but that's

01:10:55.060 what we're

01:10:55.300 looking at

01:10:55.700 the United

01:10:56.060 States of

01:10:56.600 Israel

01:10:56.960 was all

01:11:00.920 the shit

01:11:01.220 we heard

01:11:01.520 from Maduro

01:11:02.020 good

01:11:02.820 no

01:11:04.060 was it

01:11:05.100 all bad

01:11:05.680 I don't

01:11:06.700 know

01:11:06.760 it was

01:11:06.920 probably

01:11:07.220 fucking

01:11:07.640 some of

01:11:09.840 that's

01:11:10.080 true

01:11:10.300 right

01:11:10.580 like he

01:11:11.000 he banned

01:11:11.580 porn

01:11:12.060 you know

01:11:14.360 outlawed

01:11:15.960 same-sex

01:11:16.460 marriage

01:11:16.940 but

01:11:20.040 they were

01:11:21.280 blocked out

01:11:21.760 from the

01:11:22.120 world economy

01:11:22.940 right

01:11:23.280 so who

01:11:25.300 are they

01:11:25.500 forced to

01:11:25.960 sell to

01:11:26.340 they're

01:11:26.540 forced to

01:11:26.980 sell to

01:11:27.280 China at

01:11:27.700 a discount

01:11:28.220 because they

01:11:30.800 can't sell

01:11:31.200 through the

01:11:31.520 dollar

01:11:31.820 so really

01:11:34.180 they've had

01:11:34.660 sanctions put

01:11:35.320 on them

01:11:35.700 because other

01:11:38.820 countries don't

01:11:39.520 like its

01:11:39.940 leader

01:11:40.260 did they

01:11:53.500 steal the

01:11:53.920 kids from

01:11:54.360 the daycares

01:11:55.000 too

01:11:55.320 I don't

01:11:58.440 know

01:11:58.720 I don't

01:12:00.760 know

01:12:00.900 Somalis

01:12:01.420 man

01:12:01.720 you don't

01:12:02.140 know what

01:12:02.440 kind of

01:12:02.740 fucking weird

01:12:03.320 shit's

01:12:03.620 happening

01:12:03.880 behind those

01:12:05.120 doors

01:12:05.400 like

01:12:05.860 like

01:12:12.620 that the

01:12:13.580 system's

01:12:14.040 set up

01:12:14.340 exactly to

01:12:15.400 infiltrate

01:12:18.040 your

01:12:18.460 high-trust

01:12:20.840 society

01:12:21.380 they know

01:12:23.140 that if they

01:12:23.960 can get

01:12:24.200 public coffers

01:12:25.100 then they

01:12:25.480 can just

01:12:25.880 spend it

01:12:26.520 on whatever

01:12:26.880 they want

01:12:27.380 and it's

01:12:28.920 unaccounted

01:12:29.460 for because

01:12:29.880 the government

01:12:30.240 is lazy

01:12:30.820 like it's

01:12:35.480 really why

01:12:35.920 Canada's

01:12:36.380 economy is

01:12:37.000 the way

01:12:37.260 it's now

01:12:37.800 like you're

01:12:38.800 not just

01:12:39.940 allowing private

01:12:40.700 citizens to

01:12:41.380 own houses

01:12:41.920 here you're

01:12:43.080 allowing whoever

01:12:43.980 to wipe

01:12:44.800 whatever rinse

01:12:46.880 whatever money

01:12:47.620 they want

01:12:48.800 into this

01:12:49.720 country

01:12:50.140 so companies

01:12:55.400 could buy

01:12:55.860 it and inflate

01:12:57.060 the prices

01:12:57.580 they can hide

01:12:58.360 as much

01:12:58.680 money as

01:12:59.040 they want

01:12:59.380 in here

01:12:59.740 it's gonna

01:13:01.060 the ass

01:13:01.960 is gonna

01:13:02.200 fall out

01:13:02.680 of it

01:13:02.960 or they're

01:13:03.360 just gonna

01:13:03.660 keep dumping

01:13:04.200 people into

01:13:04.840 it just to

01:13:05.360 keep the

01:13:05.820 try and keep

01:13:06.840 it up

01:13:07.220 try and keep

01:13:08.500 the demand

01:13:08.960 up

01:13:09.280 they're fucked

01:13:13.300 either way

01:13:13.900 thought they

01:13:27.700 had debt

01:13:28.080 forgiveness

01:13:28.500 every seven

01:13:29.220 years for

01:13:29.820 them

01:13:30.220 they're more

01:13:32.960 into usury

01:13:33.640 for us

01:13:34.300 yeah it is

01:13:45.100 what it is

01:13:45.560 right

01:13:45.820 no I don't

01:13:48.160 have any other

01:13:48.720 videos lined

01:13:49.740 up I thought

01:13:50.280 Ferry would

01:13:50.720 have been

01:13:50.960 joining me

01:13:51.360 tonight

01:13:51.720 so it would

01:13:53.540 have filled

01:13:53.800 a lot more

01:13:54.200 time

01:13:54.580 here's a video

01:13:56.180 that I made

01:13:56.780 that I thought

01:13:57.220 was fucking

01:13:57.700 funny

01:13:58.720 if you're

01:13:59.500 kicking out

01:13:59.860 Somalis

01:14:00.260 you have to

01:14:01.260 kick out

01:14:01.560 everyone else

01:14:02.080 like I'm

01:14:02.480 gonna be honest

01:14:02.760 I'm speaking

01:14:03.640 for all of

01:14:04.240 my African

01:14:04.700 brothers and

01:14:05.120 sisters

01:14:05.380 if you kick

01:14:06.280 Somalis out

01:14:06.920 you have to

01:14:07.460 kick all of

01:14:07.900 them out

01:14:08.140 all of us

01:14:09.020 we all

01:14:09.320 lean together

01:14:09.800 I make that

01:14:10.820 deal

01:14:11.100 how about

01:14:12.200 you you

01:14:12.520 bitch you

01:14:12.860 make that

01:14:13.220 deal

01:14:13.480 I make that

01:14:14.260 deal

01:14:14.480 I don't

01:14:15.180 blame you

01:14:15.640 damn good

01:14:16.540 deal

01:14:17.000 it's a good

01:14:20.160 fucking deal

01:14:20.700 you kick

01:14:22.220 them all out

01:14:22.720 all right

01:14:23.180 all right

01:14:25.540 African brothers

01:14:26.360 and sisters

01:14:26.960 let's go

01:14:28.700 somebody was

01:14:38.280 mentioning

01:14:38.660 selling that

01:14:39.320 the uh

01:14:40.660 the kids

01:14:41.320 so this has

01:14:44.160 got to be

01:14:44.560 one of the

01:14:44.920 most shocking

01:14:45.540 stories I've

01:14:46.200 ever heard

01:14:46.640 but it turns

01:14:47.200 out the

01:14:47.560 most powerful

01:14:48.180 elites from

01:14:48.920 our main

01:14:49.520 foreign

01:14:50.020 adversary

01:14:50.620 China

01:14:51.220 are basically

01:14:52.020 ordering

01:14:52.480 American

01:14:52.840 babies like

01:14:53.540 their spring

01:14:54.040 rolls from

01:14:54.620 Panda Express

01:14:55.300 the Wall

01:14:55.980 Street Journal

01:14:56.500 recently reported

01:14:57.460 that Chinese

01:14:58.160 billionaires

01:14:58.780 are using

01:14:59.560 California's

01:15:00.380 relaxed

01:15:00.920 surrogacy

01:15:01.500 laws

01:15:01.900 to have

01:15:02.440 dozens

01:15:03.020 even hundreds

01:15:04.080 of American

01:15:04.800 children

01:15:05.280 without ever

01:15:06.240 stepping foot

01:15:07.100 in the United

01:15:07.580 States

01:15:07.960 one of the

01:15:08.680 Chinese billionaires

01:15:09.560 they profiled

01:15:10.380 Zhu Bo

01:15:11.280 openly admitted

01:15:12.360 to having

01:15:12.880 over a hundred

01:15:13.760 children through

01:15:14.900 American surrogates

01:15:16.040 he just sent over

01:15:17.080 his genetic

01:15:17.640 material and

01:15:18.540 within a year

01:15:19.180 he got back

01:15:19.760 a baby with

01:15:20.460 the full rights

01:15:21.560 and privileges

01:15:22.180 of American

01:15:23.000 citizenship

01:15:23.580 another prominent

01:15:24.540 Chinese executive

01:15:25.360 hired US

01:15:26.600 models as

01:15:27.620 egg donors

01:15:28.220 to produce at

01:15:29.260 least 10

01:15:29.900 baby girls

01:15:30.700 with the stated

01:15:31.900 intention of

01:15:32.940 eventually marrying

01:15:33.980 them off to

01:15:34.940 other powerful

01:15:35.760 businessmen

01:15:36.300 and some of

01:15:36.860 these babies

01:15:37.280 are sent back

01:15:37.920 to China

01:15:38.260 immediately

01:15:38.700 others stay

01:15:39.760 here to be

01:15:40.420 raised by

01:15:40.940 nannies

01:15:41.360 and there's

01:15:41.820 now an

01:15:42.280 entire American

01:15:43.440 industry built

01:15:44.480 around this

01:15:45.280 so obviously a

01:15:46.300 bit disturbing

01:15:46.820 also ripe for

01:15:48.100 human trafficking

01:15:49.020 child exploitation

01:15:50.240 and abuse

01:15:50.860 but it's also

01:15:51.560 probably a national

01:15:52.640 security issue

01:15:53.300 right

01:15:53.560 I mean even

01:15:54.220 putting aside

01:15:54.960 the prospect

01:15:55.760 of literally

01:15:56.580 creating a

01:15:57.360 Manchurian

01:15:57.820 candidate

01:15:58.180 it doesn't

01:15:59.000 take a whole

01:15:59.660 lot of

01:15:59.900 imagination

01:16:00.280 to see how

01:16:01.000 the system

01:16:01.460 can be

01:16:01.820 exploited

01:16:02.300 by some

01:16:03.020 horrible people

01:16:04.000 and America's

01:16:04.740 worst enemies

01:16:05.380 what the fuck

01:16:12.340 like oh it

01:16:14.660 goes beyond

01:16:15.160 organ harvesting

01:16:15.900 doesn't it

01:16:16.500 it's because

01:16:17.060 it's like

01:16:17.580 creating a race

01:16:18.320 of people

01:16:18.820 like Epstein

01:16:20.620 was doing

01:16:20.960 like all these

01:16:21.440 people are

01:16:21.860 obsessed with

01:16:22.420 like genetics

01:16:23.260 and then they

01:16:24.660 flip out when

01:16:25.360 you try to

01:16:25.900 fucking protect

01:16:26.800 yours

01:16:27.280 yeah that's

01:16:32.560 a gross

01:16:32.880 industry

01:16:33.420 baby farms

01:16:41.520 cabbage patch

01:16:42.680 kids

01:16:43.060 growing in

01:16:45.120 incubators

01:16:45.780 yeah

01:16:49.740 could be

01:16:51.620 how many kids

01:16:55.560 go missing

01:16:56.040 each year

01:16:56.580 I don't know

01:16:57.580 all of them

01:16:58.240 it's probably

01:16:59.400 not one

01:16:59.820 that's going

01:17:00.120 to make

01:17:00.400 it

01:17:00.660 they're few

01:17:02.000 and far

01:17:02.300 between

01:17:02.680 as it

01:17:03.060 is

01:17:04.060 yeah

01:17:07.940 need more

01:17:11.940 and more

01:17:12.180 white kids

01:17:12.700 that's what

01:17:13.060 we need

01:17:13.460 in an area

01:17:16.160 to call

01:17:16.740 our own

01:17:17.420 yeah the

01:17:23.260 people

01:17:23.540 criticizing

01:17:24.260 the

01:17:24.680 remigration

01:17:25.480 idea

01:17:26.460 are ridiculous

01:17:27.160 and they

01:17:27.540 try to

01:17:27.840 take it

01:17:28.140 to the

01:17:28.400 extremes

01:17:28.840 to make

01:17:29.160 it look

01:17:29.420 bad

01:17:29.780 but it's

01:17:30.580 a conversation

01:17:31.300 that people

01:17:31.820 need to have

01:17:32.340 in this

01:17:32.600 country

01:17:32.920 and it needs

01:17:33.320 to be a

01:17:33.660 grown up

01:17:34.000 conversation

01:17:34.640 not everybody

01:17:35.980 can make

01:17:36.420 everybody happy

01:17:37.340 all of the

01:17:37.880 time

01:17:38.280 you can

01:17:39.780 make

01:17:39.980 you can

01:17:40.740 concentrate

01:17:41.080 on one

01:17:41.460 group of

01:17:41.840 people

01:17:42.160 that's it

01:17:43.340 trying to

01:17:44.040 concentrate

01:17:44.380 on everybody

01:17:44.980 and their

01:17:45.320 individual

01:17:45.740 needs

01:17:46.220 and groups

01:17:46.740 and whatever

01:17:47.260 it's worse

01:17:47.880 than fucking

01:17:48.380 individualism

01:17:49.240 so yeah

01:17:52.120 collectivism

01:17:53.780 with our

01:17:55.200 own people

01:17:55.940 it's the

01:17:58.060 only way

01:17:58.480 forward

01:17:58.940 you can

01:18:05.860 call it

01:18:06.140 whatever you

01:18:06.480 want

01:18:06.780 call it

01:18:09.040 Canada

01:18:09.400 I'm more

01:18:10.100 worried about

01:18:10.460 my people

01:18:11.020 than the

01:18:11.600 Canadians

01:18:12.000 but

01:18:15.360 yeah

01:18:16.860 anyways

01:18:17.640 we're probably

01:18:18.120 going to

01:18:18.380 cut her

01:18:18.640 short

01:18:18.860 soon

01:18:19.200 it's my

01:18:21.980 birthday

01:18:22.440 niggas

01:18:23.400 I don't

01:18:25.640 want to be

01:18:26.000 hanging out

01:18:26.380 here

01:18:26.740 fucking all

01:18:28.560 night

01:18:28.840 doing this

01:18:30.140 I got my

01:18:31.700 Aryan goddess

01:18:32.560 waiting for me

01:18:33.380 thinking about

01:18:34.620 bringing her in

01:18:35.220 tonight

01:18:35.520 keeping her

01:18:37.900 warm

01:18:38.200 because we

01:18:39.080 got more

01:18:39.400 work to do

01:18:39.900 tomorrow

01:18:40.300 how's the

01:18:45.420 duck

01:18:45.740 duck is

01:18:46.340 alive

01:18:46.800 a lot

01:18:47.660 happier

01:18:48.080 inside

01:18:48.740 that was

01:18:53.920 funny

01:18:54.280 if so

01:18:57.240 if you

01:18:57.480 haven't

01:18:57.840 if you

01:18:58.480 haven't

01:18:58.700 seen it

01:18:59.080 go over

01:18:59.420 to my

01:18:59.720 YouTube

01:19:00.020 channel

01:19:00.440 and watch

01:19:01.080 the liberation

01:19:03.300 of duck

01:19:03.760 owl

01:19:03.980 and

01:19:06.880 yeah

01:19:08.360 thanks

01:19:09.320 no

01:19:10.160 happy

01:19:10.920 dinga

01:19:11.320 dinga

01:19:11.600 birthday

01:19:11.900 there would

01:19:12.840 be no

01:19:13.260 dinga

01:19:13.660 dinga

01:19:13.920 music

01:19:14.180 here

01:19:15.080 not in

01:19:16.260 this

01:19:16.440 house

01:19:16.780 this is

01:19:19.720 we might

01:19:20.840 listen to

01:19:21.220 some bagpipes

01:19:22.000 that might

01:19:23.620 go down

01:19:24.140 if I have

01:19:29.800 that video

01:19:30.260 still

01:19:30.660 yeah

01:19:32.000 that was

01:19:34.240 a classic

01:19:34.820 that does

01:19:38.700 work

01:19:39.100 yeah

01:19:43.200 have a

01:19:43.660 drink

01:19:43.940 and

01:19:45.080 listen to

01:19:48.100 some bagpipes

01:19:48.900 piss people

01:19:50.700 off

01:19:51.320 boy

01:19:53.060 fucking

01:19:53.400 power

01:19:53.740 happy birthday

01:19:54.360 that's a little

01:19:54.780 better

01:19:55.100 right

01:19:55.880 that's good

01:20:06.740 shit

01:20:07.040 no

01:20:08.860 no

01:20:09.260 fireworks

01:20:09.860 just

01:20:11.540 no

01:20:12.580 breaks

01:20:13.000 all

01:20:13.320 durka

01:20:13.700 yeah

01:20:18.380 all right

01:20:19.140 everyone

01:20:19.540 I'm gonna

01:20:20.780 take off

01:20:21.380 you have

01:20:21.840 yourselves a

01:20:22.320 good night

01:20:22.720 should be

01:20:23.520 another video

01:20:24.200 with me and

01:20:24.900 my snowblower

01:20:25.520 out this

01:20:25.940 week

01:20:26.240 and I'll

01:20:28.880 try to do

01:20:29.280 another stream

01:20:29.840 this week

01:20:30.220 as well

01:20:30.660 maybe I

01:20:32.060 could do

01:20:32.320 that

01:20:32.640 a snowblower

01:20:33.960 stream

01:20:34.320 because you

01:20:34.600 got to see

01:20:35.040 it in

01:20:35.600 here like

01:20:35.940 I should

01:20:36.200 took more

01:20:36.640 pictures

01:20:37.000 because I

01:20:37.340 was making

01:20:37.680 an all-around

01:20:38.140 video but

01:20:38.780 they're like

01:20:39.760 six feet

01:20:40.180 tall

01:20:40.560 the fucking

01:20:41.280 path I

01:20:43.020 had to go

01:20:43.580 and the

01:20:45.800 ends

01:20:46.140 it's ridiculous

01:20:47.100 so I'll

01:20:49.680 have that

01:20:49.900 out soon

01:20:50.240 enough

01:20:50.540 we'll see

01:20:52.100 you guys

01:20:52.400 next week

01:20:52.940 if anything

01:20:53.440 and yeah

01:20:55.360 have yourselves

01:20:55.860 a good night

01:20:56.320 happy birthday

01:20:57.080 to me

Derek Rants - January 05, 2026

2026-01-05 - PLAID ARMY

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