2026-01-19 - PLAID ARMY
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 14 minutes
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112.05329
Summary
In this episode of the Plaid Army stream, we talk about Ozzy Osbourne and the Canadian government trying to extort money out of the poor. We also talk about the Indian government and how they're going to take over Canada.
Transcript
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Warning, the following program contains jokes that may get you contacted by the RCMP.
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If dark humor mixed with current events hurts your feelings, then go fuck yourself.
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Indeed, several of the individuals at Coots have strong ties to a far-right, extreme organization with leaders who are in Ottawa.
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We're talking about a group that is organized, agile, knowledgeable, and driven by an extremist ideology where might makes right.
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Welcome back, everybody, to another Plaid Army stream.
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I think this is only our second, third stream since I've been back from Christmas.
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And there's no shortage of drama going on in the country, that's for sure.
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I mean, I'm not rushing around like the other influencers anyway, trying to draw attention to it.
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Indians are setting some fucking records this year, bye.
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Weebo, Scotian lady, doings, happy to see everybody.
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Yeah, I did have that guy's Twitter handle open.
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Just some Indian guy that I fucking follow because he's talking about,
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Oh, poor us, Indian government is coming to extort us here in Canada.
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The Canadian government is doing nothing about it.
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Hopefully, most of the stuff you guys leave behind,
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we just need Febreze to kind of fucking put it over the Febreze solution.
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There will even be certain forms of compensation for some.
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Some of your assets you'll be able to keep when you go back.
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If you were to put a Department of Doge in Canada,
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It would just take a couple of brainiacs with some initiative
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to run some AI scans through the Canadian grants program,
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And I'm sure there's already a few working on it
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talking about the different government programs and that.
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I know there's one guy who wants to be the Canadian Nick Shirley.
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Now they don't have the stomach for it anymore,
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they're the ones that are right as well, right?
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all you see what happened there unbelievable to think that somebody would put the elect even
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though it's electric you know it's a little battery operated shitter snowblower i don't
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know if there was a cord or not but it might as well have been a battery operated
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just throw it up on your car all right don't worry about the paint the windshields
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but i like his neighbor like just pulls out the camera instead of helping him
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that guy if you're dumb enough to do that i'm pulling out my camera as well
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here is another one that i think is worth playing again it's just a jeet hit and run on a cop car
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this is coming out of the rocks pits wrong one again no that was a friends video this one is a
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wild boy in a drive-through what your total is 20 and 22 what what's up your total is 20 and 22
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that's a game we can all play with refugees and asylum seekers and just teach them the dumbest
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shit i like talking to the gas station attendants trying to shoot the shit i did it with my buddy
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over christmas it's funny because they just stop listening all together when you start asking too
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many questions they just stop paying attention they just look right at them and say you don't
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give a fuck do you and they just smile and fucking look at you
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that was when we could enjoy immigration when you know it was friendly
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it wasn't that many they weren't raping our women or stealing our jobs doing any of that
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it was just funny to make fun of them now you get this
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shit now they got protests and fucking telling us what the law should be and what's fair what's fraud
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we are unhappy because they call that fraud yeah right that's the main thing yeah they can say okay
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your file is misleading okay fine but saying somebody fraud you have to prove it prove it yeah
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proving it i'm still working they have to assess our files yeah but if they are not
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they prove it we will leave the same day yeah absolutely absolutely yeah yeah yeah yeah
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no absolutely no what they've done is inexcusable you know it's terrible and that is you know that
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kind of insult that should never happen yeah yeah you have to review the files yeah yeah yeah
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call us on interviews we will let you know we are not fraud yeah ask everything you want to do
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interview individuals yes yeah but it doesn't make any sense you call fraud everyone yeah yeah
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that's totally insane yeah it is very disgusting camera is investigating us but i will say too
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it's not just you it's every worker in this province they treat like
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i always think that the term cuck is overused but that's exactly what that motherfucker is
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oh that's terrible they were calling you names so that's just unacceptable yeah
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they were calling us names we are not fraud we just want fair look at our application you say
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my application is misleading fine but please do not call it fraud
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that's what now that now you're pissed off now you're pissed off that they're here
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they're here they're protesting on your streets and they don't even have legal status they're not
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immigrants they're not even citizens but temporary foreign workers found a loophole in claiming
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they're all scammers they're all following the same pattern the temporary foreign worker
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program the uh labor market impact assessment program asylum seekers refugees regular immigration
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it's so hard for people to see they've just moved so far away from it and it's not in their faces all
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colonization that's what's happening that's what you're going to see in this next video this is a sign of
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a lot of people on the street and they're always really nice so i wanted to get a turban like them
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so i could try some of their culture they like it it's really cool i'd agree with them it's definitely
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really cool to see the people on the street and they're so nice so we had to try it yeah we meet
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new people every day from every different faith every different background and so we just wanted
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to come get a turban and check out different cultures see what it's like
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you fucking faggots you gotta deal with that for the rest of your life
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what in the fuck that's signs of colonization these guys would rather go with that
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why because they're probably right those people are the only ones being nice to them not by by default
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or only by default because they're the only people around them
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three white guys all in a row they're obviously friends
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the three friends three best friends that anyone could have
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and they just all decide ah fuck let's let's become seeks guys we're gonna become seeks
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i can't it doesn't really work when i try to share instagram
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from uh from stream yard it doesn't work that well
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old johnjeet maybe i'll look to see if johnjeet's up to anything first
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uh troll channels that make rap videos about him
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you know they they have a school much like they have
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you know rights at different hospitals and shit like that within their area their own colony
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they're gonna have first rights at senior citizens homes and funds for
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uh different programs and if you want to be part of any of those programs well you're african to do it through the fucking the goodwara
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which look like colonial bases inside our borders
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there while i'm fucking downloading a johnjeet singh video let's go look at a couple of their
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you know where they're putting up statues of colonization
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there's brampton there's a 410 so that's probably dixie or tour bram bramley dixie's this way no
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you have people walking all the way around the outside of those walls
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with ak-47s i can already picture it in my head
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ed jam says they're looking for a quick way to become trucking executives that's all they know
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they're also putting people into indentured servitude
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getting loans in their names and never paying them back and
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and that was the whole point of getting a john jeet singh video
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you're fucking nuts you just found a way to get attention by calling yourself a girl
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you're fucking nuts you just found a way to get attention by calling yourself a gora
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now you have these three young impressionable men
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there's remnants of that of the properties they're buying up and down highway 11
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the reason why you're seeing such an increased amount of trucking is because they're using it to their advantage
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gun running and drug running but human trafficking as well
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i have a feeling that's why they travel in fours all the time because it's illegal to travel in a convoy of five in Canada because you'll hold up traffic and you get in the way like there's rules of the road here that people don't understand when you come from a foreign land
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like how are these people getting on the road and passing on a double line on a blind curve on a hill
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everything like these people have been able to get their license and bypass the G1 G2 full G license process because they have documents from home
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right they find a loophole and then once they find a loophole that Indian rips off the rest of the Indians for that loophole and he makes a bunch of money off of it
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they sell those opportunities once they get them
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they fit the certain criteria when they're hiring for a job
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by putting an ad out in some obscure website or some paper something like that saying they're looking for somebody and they didn't get anybody applying to it
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so that they meet the qualification to get somebody from back home and they just pick whoever they want their cousin their brother whoever the fucking wants whoever wants to scam
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it's because we've given the ability of these people to choose who they immigrate they're picking anybody
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it's not only that but there's people that are claiming asylum through an app
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while they're ethnically cleansing my people with this invasion of 2 million Indians 2 million people of a different race
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they get money to hire fucking foreigners and temporary foreign workers all of our businesses they get money to buy the franchises
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and in the last franchise that you've been at that you that's owned by a fucking Canadian person
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it's all Indians all your gas stations all of your stores all of your subways and McDonald's
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Tim Hortons and as soon as they get ahold of the Tim Hortons they fire all the white people
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it's just whether or not you're okay with it or you're not okay with it
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who was also on the board of the century initiative
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the century initiative whose mission statement is to make Canada's population 100 million by the year 2100
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he's the reason that there's going to be high density housing here in Cochrane that isn't available to anybody else
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to the point where you start forgetting words and sentences altogether
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it'll be hard on them at first but I think there is a
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lock into how the exact argument should be described
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prior to that what was happening was colonization which has mainly facilitated the invasion to happen
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it's funny it wasn't a soft invasion or it wasn't a hard colonization
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they just came in slowly surely work themselves up and got fucking into politics and
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got got themselves some nice bases and money and scams and programs and
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now that all that's set up they said for everybody back home
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there's guys making millions of dollars and driving around in sports cars
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these are economies that me and you never get to see
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they exploit things like our insurance companies
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by taking off their DOT numbers and replacing it after getting into an accident
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allowing them to leave on their own recognizance
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allowing them to come back to serve a short sentence
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that we're being expected to have by keeping these people in our country
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I don't know why she's here she's here at all either
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don't worry about the smell coming out of the fucking neighbors
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I can't understand the fucking word they're saying there by
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I don't know if all of you are following me there
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we always used to say the Indian word for red clay
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but now Indian has a completely different meaning than when I was a fucking kid walking those hills
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yeah so my daughter sent me this and it speaks to me fucking
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the snow was so bad on my roof that I had to shovel it off
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and I cannot get in between my house and the shed anymore
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this was also what I was doing this week though
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there's probably two or three engines running there
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I don't really have anything else to talk about
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I mean we kind of went over the extortion stuff going on
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and I mean I didn't even mean the snow blower that I bought
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speaking of which I got to buy more batteries for my
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out here with this cold they'll eat fucking anything
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they'll eat dog food cat food bird food anything I give them
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there's no point I got to keep cleaning the cage over and over again
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like they're meant to be outside not kept in cages
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you're having coffee with your friend from out west
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well I mean there's always a chance to cook stuff wrong
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they can try but their wings just aren't big enough
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you know make sure his muscles are fucking ready
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The ostrich people are on the way to Derek's right now.
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Yeah, I don't know how much longer I'm going to stay on.
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Get charged with pedophilia or sexual assault on girls.
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like within half an hour is he breached his probation
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He's just continuing on what Trudeau was doing,
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any predictions if Trump will try to grab Canada too
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I mean, you can't really put it past them, right?
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army bases along Greenland or the Northwest Passage
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and allow them to have their shipping routes there uncontested.
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he ended up forcing NATO to patrol the waters of Greenland,
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he did get them to go out and start patrolling the waters.
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And I'd like to see if by patrolling the waters,
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Our society faces a dramatic but elusive crisis.
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We are missing in our society two fundamental pillars.
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we will not be able to solve the big global issues
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And in such a way to see the different aspects,
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If there is one decisive factor of the intelligent age,
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in view of the fast and disruptive technological change
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You keep your lying whore mouth shut, Mr. Schwab.
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Because as soon as you start lying about one issue,
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I don't even think I'm allowed to leave the country,
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I guess that all those countries need re-migration as well.
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I don't want to just scroll through all my shit there for you guys.
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Essentially, that's what's happening, isn't it?
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CSIS has come out how many times and said that, yeah, we don't have control over our government, guys.
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We have competing fucking networks of transnational criminals.
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They probably have their own meeting rooms and places too.
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Once you start finding out all the fraud, all the, you know, fictitious papers and checks and money and scams and everything,
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the entire economy that's built off of it that they've done.
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Oh, you fucking dry up that pipeline and things are going to get ugly.
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Well, I've been talking for an hour now, roughly.
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I might call her a night soon enough, unless you guys have other things.
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I'll look through Twitter for a little bit longer.
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Oh, a vehicle was shot at in Vaughan the other night.
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People are picking up fucking, picking sides right now, bud.
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That woman that defended herself with the knife.
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Police say woman who killed the attacker with the knife was acting in self-defense
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I mean, it's not positive in the sense that the guy,
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we have this fucking foreigner here attacking people,
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That's probably a bunch of money saved on the taxpayer.
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The owner of the home in the community of Edgemont
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that he and his prospective tenants had signed a lease
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moments just before the tenant attacked his daughter.
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The owner, who imposed media at Calgary as not identifying,
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was a result of a 35-year-old daughter defending herself.
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He said that the first met the man in December.
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Let's see, is there a fucking video about this?
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in stable condition for treatment of her injury.
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Police believe that the man had lured the woman
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the man attacked the woman without provocation.
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and get the attention of neighbours who called 911.
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which identified the man as 48-year-old Shabazz Ahmed.
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Canadian law says we're allowed to protect ourselves.
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to defending themselves as a police officer does.
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Like, I'm not into that fucking name whatsoever.