Derek Rants - 2026-05-13 - STRANGE BREW

00:00:00.000 Ha ha ha.

00:00:30.000 If you're feeling all alone, crack a beer and get stoned.

00:00:33.060 I welcome you to the podcast Strange Brew.

00:00:35.820 We're here to entertain you.

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00:00:39.860 It's about getting strange. 0.98

00:00:47.660 Holy crap, it's Bigfoot! 0.75

00:00:49.700 Run, it's trying to grab us. 0.82

00:00:51.280 Rock, it's gaining on us.

00:00:52.700 Don't let it touch you.

00:00:53.940 Get moving!

00:00:55.000 Oh no! 0.97

00:00:56.260 Run! 0.93

00:00:56.940 Not like this! 0.93

00:00:57.860 Not like this!

00:00:58.800 He's gaining on us! 0.94

00:01:00.000 get your paws off me help somebody help help it's gonna eat us 0.97

00:01:08.480 so fucking hilarious uh man i i say to the guys at work i was like nobody should have gave me 0.96

00:01:13.840 ai because i was like we're all sitting at the picnic table at work and i was turning 0.98

00:01:17.840 everyone to indians and then i turned us all the nazis and i was like this is terrible

00:01:21.760 why did somebody get responsibility man uh so funny welcome back to the show everybody

00:01:26.560 this is strange rule podcast i'm one of your hosts tomcat aka tom thompson and we have some

00:01:30.800 familiar voices bringing the boys together uh do you guys want to introduce yourselves uh derek

00:01:35.760 you can go first yeah i'm derek grants um one of the founders of diagonal and second sons i also

00:01:42.240 run a podcast called plaid army on sunday nights and who is the other guy with the mustache well

00:01:49.760 i like old fights i'm just a guy

00:01:57.200 we're we're transitioning him to maybe be like a kind of co-host on strange brew he has a

00:02:01.520 the right sense of humor um and then he's gonna make a new account called i like old bikes and

00:02:06.240 it's just gonna be it's just gonna be 1920s bikes that he rides around yeah

00:02:13.520 waiting to make the bike content until i got enough followers and now now i'm in i don't bike

00:02:17.920 myself but we just thought it was funny on that uh that uh the bicycle day one just like the night

00:02:24.000 you needed to just film yourself in one of those 1920s bikes with one of the huge wheels

00:02:30.240 i actually know something that has one of those i'd definitely ride one that'd be sweet i'd try it

00:02:36.400 you see you remember like jackass right or like i think bam rode on one and then they see if they

00:02:40.960 can jump the curb yeah so uh welcome back we're going to be talking about all sorts of uh goofy

00:02:46.240 stuff um talking about bigfoot uh last time me and derek went live uh you know we talked about

00:02:51.600 a lot of problems in canada and i wanted to do something fun you know um so uh you know we're

00:02:59.760 gonna talk about bigfoot it's not racist if it's bigfoot go back to canada you freaks all lives

00:03:05.920 matter especially mine build the wall no trespassing see that's what's funny about ai is i

00:03:14.480 I was sure that was tailored to me when these things started coming up on my algorithm.

00:03:19.520 I'm like, racist Bigfoot, that has, like, AI is targeting me. 1.00

00:03:23.560 Yeah, they're going through your shit. 1.00

00:03:25.260 Yeah, and it's funny. 1.00

00:03:26.800 You have to be specific because, like, with this one, anytime you're like, oh, make a racist Bigfoot or whatever, it's a white Trump supporter.

00:03:34.840 No Bigfoot lovers, whites only. 0.98

00:03:36.880 Go back to the city, humans, Democrats, libtards. 1.00

00:03:39.840 This is our land. 1.00

00:03:40.740 Trump 2024.

00:03:41.940 I love my gun.

00:03:43.080 Get out.

00:03:44.480 it's always a white trump supporter living in like 1.00

00:03:48.720 googling a happy family it's just like all these black guys 0.96

00:03:52.400 maybe a white woman yeah

00:03:56.400 so i'll play some of those fun ones uh while we go through the episode

00:04:01.280 uh you know just ai slop i'm sure mac will really like this one

00:04:05.480 you won't believe what just happened

00:04:08.000 what is that it's bigfoot it's got me help put me down 0.98

00:04:12.400 it's gonna work on the voice dude it's so dumb like it made me three of them and they're all 0.77

00:04:24.880 pretty funny checking hey everyone welcome back to the what the ah bigfoot no get off me help 0.81

00:04:32.000 go somebody help it's taking me i had a more masculine voice there but then my feet were

00:04:39.680 dangling like a little boy uh the weird ai voice right that's why for all the audio listeners it's 0.82

00:04:45.360 just like bigfoot was holding you to kiss you for a second i tried to i tried to make it sexually 0.99

00:04:52.240 assault you but it was like i can't do that only if you was black this is the last dub one because 0.98

00:04:59.280 it generated like three bigfoot is real and he's coming for me ah no get off me help somebody help 0.97

00:05:05.680 me it's bigfoot it's taking me no let me go i wonder what he's gonna do to you it desecrated

00:05:13.600 the painting of my dog did you see that it was like some woman with a fancy venting so it's like 0.74

00:05:19.520 a pirate yeah it's it is just ridiculous like some of the things you can produce right and it's uh

00:05:26.880 but like there is a story um i think his name is like albert osman i want to cover at some point

00:05:31.760 but there was a guy that claimed he was abducted by a female bigfoot yeah there's a few of those

00:05:37.200 stories out there the uh oh i'm forgive his name willow creek uh the guy who wrote willow creek

00:05:45.680 was in police academy bobcat goldthwaite yeah oh yeah yeah yeah he that was actually a pretty good

00:05:51.920 movie like it was about yeah there's that black guy who did all the sounds yeah yeah he wasn't in

00:05:58.640 in the bigfoot movie though but he was uh just two people and it was filmed kind of like blair

00:06:04.380 witch style like the boggy creek monster one right kind of yeah so i don't know i thought it

00:06:10.840 was pretty good it actually got me jumped out of my seat for a second i'll have to check that out

00:06:15.320 willow creek i think you haven't seen that one movie yeah okay cool and then that one bigfoot

00:06:23.620 goes around kidnapping women and just carrying them through the forest until he finds a new one

00:06:28.360 that's hilarious i'm pretty sure the guy that the albert osmond guy i think he said he got

00:06:33.640 sexually assaulted by bigfoot wow would you tell anybody if that happened to you do you think

00:06:43.080 it's a small list well then everybody's gonna wonder why is he going back into the forest like

00:06:50.360 i love hiking

00:06:51.480 it'd be worse you're like pissing against a tree your like pants are down your ankles like those 0.97

00:06:59.220 weird dudes that piss in the urinals like that and then like something like just what do you 1.00

00:07:03.180 think his dick is is it like a dog or is it like a human oh that's an interesting question yeah 1.00

00:07:08.520 I've actually asked that question before does it come out like the red lipstick or is it like 0.99

00:07:13.500 but yeah it's like I've never seen a I've never looked I've never searched it out but I've never 0.99

00:07:19.580 seen like a chimpanzee dick or like a gorilla's dick have you guys which is odd man recently i 0.99

00:07:25.760 have yeah there was there was a video of a lady like trying to do the sweet little show the baby 1.00

00:07:32.680 to the monkey thing and he just comes over and starts whacking it in front of the kid and it's

00:07:36.900 like oh this went a different way i've seen those but the little monkeys the little tiny ones it's

00:07:42.880 we went to a small town zoo and there was like all the orangutans like literally four of them 0.98

00:07:48.340 we're all jerking off at the same time and we're like what the fuck like we're like let's go past 0.99

00:07:52.800 this really quick because they'll fling their cum at you and stuff they don't give a shit that's 1.00

00:07:56.380 what we're missing in canada you know like old school community so bigfoot might be the most 0.99

00:08:04.160 famous cryptid on earth obviously there's numerous reports some believe he's an undiscovered primate

00:08:09.940 wallers think he's a phenomenon is like maybe a paranormal extraterrestrial one of the most

00:08:14.240 common reports detailed is the smell witnesses often describe an unbearable odor uh surrounding

00:08:19.920 the creature like wet dog for sulfur sewage rotting meat skunk spray burning garbage or decomposing

00:08:25.600 animals mixed together uh mixed together hunters and campers claim the smell can suddenly appear

00:08:31.440 before an encounter and linger long before the uh long after the creature disappears just like uh 0.70

00:08:37.040 go back to india no curry in my woods do that stink no trespassing india sucks get out of my forest 0.94

00:08:44.240 This is America. 0.98

00:08:45.060 Trump 2024.

00:08:49.420 Yeah, they say it's like this putrid smell.

00:08:51.920 And I've been living up in Cochran, Ontario.

00:08:54.660 And it's not always Sasquatch.

00:08:57.220 Sometimes it's just Squaw Snatch. 0.99

00:09:01.840 So I got to get through some of these dumb ones. 1.00

00:09:03.900 This is another really dumb one. 0.99

00:09:04.680 No Sasquatch mixing. 1.00

00:09:05.920 Keep Bigfoot country white. 1.00

00:09:07.800 White power forever. 1.00

00:09:09.080 This is our land. 0.99

00:09:10.100 You can't stop us. 0.99

00:09:11.200 Bigfoot nation rises.

00:09:14.800 that would be out of control man do you remember do you remember the the mordor memes where it

00:09:20.000 would be like no sauron is like such a nice guy we need to allow orcs in the middle earth

00:09:28.720 that's so true um yeah and then so obviously alleged sasquatch footprints can measure over 24

00:09:34.400 inches long eight inches wide with possible stride lengths crossing rough terrain snow swamps frozen

00:09:40.880 rivers and steep hillsides many witnesses find strange strange that the surrounding areas often

00:09:46.640 show little disturbances despite uh supposed massive weight of the creature the name sasquatch

00:09:52.160 actually comes from the solish word of sasquats meaning hairy man first nations they were the

00:09:58.240 first nations but oral history across canada have described a giant wild man living in the forest

00:10:04.080 for centuries some traditions portray them as protectors of nature while others warn that they

00:10:08.560 They are dangerous trickster spirits to be avoided.

00:10:12.420 Strange.

00:10:14.540 There's a guy that I watch on YouTube.

00:10:16.440 Well, I used to watch him.

00:10:18.140 I just, he would tell hunting stories and stuff like that.

00:10:21.300 And he was one of those, you know, you just sort of podcast and fall asleep to that.

00:10:24.840 But he ended up switching his channel over from hunting to like Sasquatch sightings.

00:10:30.300 He's pretty good.

00:10:31.080 It's howtohunt.com.

00:10:32.900 That's the actual name of his YouTube channel, howtohunt.com.

00:10:36.460 And he's got some great stories.

00:10:37.840 he even has his own experiences as well do you think he got molested by a bigfoot he hasn't told

00:10:44.060 that story yet derek you're like obsessed with bigfoot i know i've kind of we've talked about

00:10:49.600 this like over probably a year or so ago what made you what was your fascination like what kind

00:10:55.740 of like i know you're a woodsman kind of guy but like what really you know turns you on to bigfoot

00:11:00.420 well when i was a kid me and my brother were really young we were like four and five years old

00:11:05.700 and my dad left us being babysat in front of the tv screen right so we're watching this movie and 0.88

00:11:11.960 he didn't realize it was a horror movie and it was just it was old as shit it must have been from 0.91

00:11:17.220 like the 60s or something and i you never really got to see the beast but you could see like a 0.95

00:11:21.340 hairy shadow throwing stuff down on this cabin and then one of the scenes the bigfoot punched

00:11:27.220 through the window reached around it was like choking a guy that was in bed and we watched

00:11:32.680 almost the whole movie

00:11:33.720 and my dad came

00:11:34.760 from around the corner

00:11:36.040 and just shaved his beard.

00:11:38.780 We'd never seen him

00:11:39.900 without a beard before

00:11:41.220 so we thought somebody

00:11:42.000 broke into the house.

00:11:42.720 Me and my brother 1.00

00:11:43.200 lost the shit. 1.00

00:11:44.080 We're just like, 1.00

00:11:44.440 what the fuck? 0.99

00:11:45.480 Well, we didn't swear, 0.99

00:11:46.700 obviously,

00:11:47.000 because we're kids

00:11:47.560 but it just scared 0.54

00:11:48.740 the shit out of us.

00:11:50.520 So Bigfoot's been

00:11:51.600 my boogeyman ever since.

00:11:54.600 I think it was

00:11:55.380 The Legend of the Boggy Creek Monster

00:11:57.140 because that's the one

00:11:59.120 that came out.

00:11:59.640 Well, actually,

00:12:00.140 there's a lot of Bigfoot.

00:12:01.800 Weird.

00:12:02.680 yeah there's a lot i'll have to go back and find it like it it's like watching jaws though 0.96

00:12:08.380 you know when you go back and watch jaws you're like what the fuck was i scared of 0.89

00:12:12.100 yeah you know this is a cheesy old movie right like 0.88

00:12:15.100 i want to watch that movie that wasn't even makeup dude that guy just showed up on set

00:12:22.180 yeah i didn't know there were so many bigfoot movies look at this that's crazy there was such

00:12:29.860 a glut of them right like uh that's funny you mentioned that story because i remember we'd

00:12:33.940 watch it was before you know what like in the early 2000s you just flip through the tv and then

00:12:39.780 it would be like the red shoe diaries with um the guy from the x-files and you'd occasionally catch

00:12:48.040 a nipple or something but we were watching one and it was it was like that but it was these naked

00:12:53.020 ladies running away from sasquatch and then it was like very like avant-garde it would just cut 0.58

00:12:57.460 them and they have like stakes and they're like throwing stakes at each other and then bigfoot

00:13:02.100 would come so that's where i got into bigfoot was soft core pornography an exploitation film

00:13:12.020 that's so funny there's actually a recent bigfoot movie that just come out and i haven't had a uh

00:13:16.900 a chance to watch it yet um summer something i actually want to start well i wanted to watch

00:13:24.340 along so some of them might be copyright free because from like the 70s yeah like if you can

00:13:29.140 watch for that stuff like you can do watch logs where youtube will allow it we've gotten away

00:13:33.780 with it on rumble but that's a different story well this one was uh it was geared towards

00:13:39.700 um being like a documentary and it was showing like it was funny how they they uh i'll have to

00:13:46.980 find it but they're showing within no there it was something summer i think because they ended

00:13:53.700 up showing two sasquatches out on the road and a car couldn't go by and they're

00:14:01.220 i'll have to find it the most ridiculous sasquatch scene in films on tv that looks scary i would not

00:14:07.620 want to mess around that thing sasquatch sunset that's the name of it weird yeah so strange i'm

00:14:15.220 surprised i've never seen any of these movies i'm gonna have to start watching this what about

00:14:18.980 this one a whole bigfoot family top 10 bigfoot films that's crazy um here's some more ai slop

00:14:29.140 The Nazi BigFoods take Europe back! Reconquister, death in Invasion! 0.66

00:14:33.140 Lalo Akbar, Hindus stand in the water! 1.00

00:14:35.140 Europa is our, no place for you! 1.00

00:14:37.140 Sieg Heil! Europa den Europäern!

00:14:59.140 this planet we hate you yeah they're like this is so racist come humans 1.00

00:15:07.840 grand venture away venture oh I hope it's safe oh you stink and pollute the 0.99

00:15:12.060 earth what that's racist take us back we hate you you're gone now you can't do 0.93

00:15:16.280 this was a planet though that was available through aliens picking people 0.84

00:15:24.760 the indians would be there and say you'd go you'd be like you know if you found a new planet there

00:15:29.320 would be a community of like calisthenics there for sure yep man it's it's crazy i don't want to 0.93

00:15:35.960 get into that stuff but they are everywhere like when what's his name oliver like he went to um

00:15:42.760 portugal i think oh tyler olivera yeah yeah yeah and he's like i watched that one were the guys

00:15:51.080 chasing him yeah yeah it's an indian guy chasing him through the street like get out of here we

00:15:57.560 know who you are you make youtube documentaries right but like the thing because those guys were

00:16:01.800 calistani and maybe it's just my like ethnocentrism being from vancouver but i thought that was just

00:16:06.560 like a vancouver thing i thought calistan was just like oh no they're spread everywhere it's a

00:16:11.660 terrorist movement literally in india in america yeah yeah the calistani movement is is i know as

00:16:16.740 terrorist movement essentially oh well stop going over there for barbecues then 0.93

00:16:22.820 they're gonna barbecue you next dude they ride horses here it's crazy how are they allowed to

00:16:28.180 do any of that i don't know but then we were so i live in surrey so we were there's a big festival

00:16:32.420 my mother-in-law goes to it and then i'm walking around and there were just guys in like full body

00:16:37.780 armor dude like if a white guy was walking around in full body armor that's that's not allowed man

00:16:44.660 but they're just blocked off that one highway it's just my thing is why are they allowed to get if

00:16:49.620 if me and derek and a bunch of our friends just went onto the highway on with swords and spears 0.90

00:16:55.940 and a horse we would get like there'd be the rcmp would gun us down probably that black guy did that 0.78

00:17:00.980 in la a few years ago there was like this like urban cowboy guy and he was like riding the horse

00:17:05.700 on the highway which you can't do it didn't have shoes on and so he's riding the horse

00:17:09.300 on the highway they had to put down the horse everyone was like oh instagram instagram oh

00:17:14.340 a black guy riding a horse and then they he had to euthanize the horse not good yeah

00:17:19.620 up it's shoes and everything i think i remember that yeah do you remember half 0.80

00:17:22.820 baked where he feeds the horse and then it kills it and then he goes to jail because of it

00:17:28.820 oh so funny um yeah it's well the reason they're allowed to do it is because we're being colonized

00:17:34.980 and think about it like when the the english or the french did it to the to the natives you didn't 0.99

00:17:41.600 listen to them yeah no we're walking down the street with our guns and shit fuck off so that's 0.98

00:17:46.940 what that's literally what they're doing to us they've switched who you can like for for example 1.00

00:17:51.580 like the coma got a maru you could be as racist as possible to those indians and leave them in

00:17:55.860 english bay but now it's like you see a guy being right like when i was in vietnam everyone was a

00:18:01.040 racist to me they called my name was white n-word right and you just expect you just expect that

00:18:05.720 because yeah yeah in the face all the time you know people would poke me in that you can't do

00:18:11.240 that right but that's because they're trying to bully them into vietnamese what's acceptable in 0.83

00:18:16.680 vietnamese society but they're not trying to fucking bully anyone into what's acceptable 0.93

00:18:21.440 in white canadian society because they don't want white canadian society anymore right so it's like 0.99

00:18:25.680 you don't have to integrate we're not doing that shit anymore you know the french the english the 0.99

00:18:29.520 matey fuck off right so it doesn't matter yeah that's what yeah yeah it's crazy what's going on 0.99

00:18:35.260 and it's like i don't know how anyways back to bigfoot 0.99

00:18:38.200 this is what always happens uh so witnesses often describe deep booming knocks echoing

00:18:45.740 through the forest high-pitched whistles strange screams guttural growls and noises sounds like

00:18:51.060 almost mechanic or human but not quite some compared to calls to distance uh steam whistles

00:18:56.740 carried through the wilderness for miles see that's what's weird there's obviously like

00:19:00.180 um there's claims that bigfoot whoops like a juggalo or something like that like you 0.92

00:19:05.680 like imagine imagine you were in the woods you know you're deep in the woods you're with a homie 0.99

00:19:10.560 maybe i don't know hunting or you're going for a camping trip and you hear that shit like they say 0.98

00:19:15.540 knocking too so you pay attention if like there's been people that have claimed that they knock 0.99

00:19:19.680 against a tree like one two three something off in the distance will knock the exact same repetitive

00:19:24.900 knock and that like that would be frightening man mind you if i heard that in the woods i would knock 1.00

00:19:30.860 back yeah yes just because you fucking you get screwed you might get some bigfoot dick 1.00

00:19:36.580 yeah it's like a glory hole it's like a forest glory hole you knock on the public bathroom but 1.00

00:19:43.680 it's bigfoot's forest that was me that was me don't bark don't bark that's so funny um ah that 0.86

00:19:52.120 was me shut up here you guys would like this one you are an inferior being leave me alone 0.95

00:19:57.700 you pollute the master race i'm warning you you dare threaten us get out of my forest 0.99

00:20:04.180 sorry that's just not believable bigfoot would be bigger than aliens yeah it's true it's true 0.98

00:20:11.680 there was one i was making of like bigfoot like kicking the indians out and he was like massive 0.71

00:20:16.260 like it's like huge and they're like tiny little like it's so dumb you can just put in anything 0.99

00:20:21.980 and it will like create it hey bigfoot heard your kind smells like wet dog yeah and you're 1.00

00:20:26.140 as dumb as you look shut up you gray freaks oh big words for a missing link you're not even a real 1.00

00:20:31.940 race that could be the tall whites though you know that's why i call my co-host billy he's a 1.00

00:20:38.020 tall white we always joke that he was made in a fucking laboratory actually speaking of that the 0.99

00:20:43.340 missing link i think i i know what it is it's just a black guy yeah it's like they've been hiding 0.99

00:20:49.720 that from us forever and our imaginations went wild it's like oh what's the missing link between

00:20:54.400 this and that it's just a black guy no idea well they according to robert someone right now yeah

00:21:00.700 according to robert severance and people like that like there is like a ghost chain dna that

00:21:05.900 are it only exists within africans denisovians yeah there's some weird like he's a he's pretty

00:21:12.660 good for that stuff he's uh if you guys haven't checked his stuff out he's um interesting guy 1.00

00:21:17.420 but i i think that we should use bigfoot to uh kick all kick all the foreigners out get out 0.91

00:21:23.840 this is our land no we have rights help canada for canadians leave now this is wrong we're not 0.99

00:21:30.780 invaders out now that's what i'm gonna smoke weed for this i was just messing around with it 0.94

00:21:39.820 last night i'm like just seeing what it would produce it's so dumb but it's uh it's a lot of

00:21:45.500 fun because uh the one when mac is getting uh abducted by bigfoot made me laugh i need to use

00:21:53.120 my ai more often like i i pay for premium on uh twitter not twitch uh twitter x whatever it's

00:21:59.100 called yeah so there's so much i could be doing with that that i don't i try to you like i don't

00:22:04.260 like what the takeover of ai and there's very dangerous things about it stuff like that but

00:22:08.520 for being a podcaster and a content creator it does help a lot right like even when we did our

00:22:15.440 bicycle day um hitler birthday 420 episode like i was making like the the thumbnail that and having

00:22:22.280 hitler ride a bike while he's on acid it's like the human mind it's like what it can create when

00:22:29.640 it has the tools to do so within this like technology is pretty funny though yeah but we

00:22:36.220 have to feed it dude we have a great responsibility right because it's just taking 0.99

00:22:41.180 the dumb fucks have made and so we need to produce good nice dog yeah this is aussie 0.99

00:22:50.300 this is what they oh yeah aussie sick aussie osborne aussie posborne okay well i'm more of 1.00

00:22:57.340 a dio guy unfortunately you have a dog named dio what's that i might actually get a dog named dio

00:23:04.700 that's a i don't i don't mind deal we uh we covered it do you know like sharon was like

00:23:12.460 his jewish handler right yeah no i don't like i'm not a big aussie guy we did a whole episode where

00:23:17.660 i was like just digging around for conspiracies and sharon osborne's dad was like a mogul like

00:23:23.740 a record exec mogul obviously and uh she benefited greatly from that stuff and um he would like hold

00:23:29.900 people out of windows like vanilla ice like he was like part of the jewish mafia he would like 0.58

00:23:35.260 do protective services within the record labels and shit like that and supposedly would like hold 0.76

00:23:40.640 people out of windows and stuff i remember listening to uh gene simmons the lead singer 1.00

00:23:46.700 of kiss when he was doing his own reality show yeah he's a weird fuck yeah he's an asshole 1.00

00:23:51.960 like uh one of his cars was broken and he goes well we're not going to worry about it that's 1.00

00:23:55.960 the goyim to do and they let that slip wow he actually said that yeah well that's crazy well

00:24:03.560 i was i was watching uh kiss music videos the one day because i'm like look at this weird

00:24:08.200 that they're doing like just the the big platform shoes and and the makeup and then there's that one

00:24:14.120 song my wife we were laughing about it that um look it up look it up and you're like what the

00:24:20.280 is this slop right so i was like messing around and researching and i was getting ai was like

00:24:25.880 i was like find me all the deep weird and strange conspiracies about kiss and the only reason i

00:24:30.660 want to cover it is just to make fun of them this is uh i don't know anyone else in the band

00:24:36.880 but gee they're all two two out of four of them are jewish does that make sense yeah but also 0.97

00:24:43.820 it's like you know it's like who the fuck would fucking start a rock band it's like hey what's 0.99

00:24:48.440 your name name you want to be in a rock band yeah what's your name jean it's such a gay name jean 0.99

00:24:53.520 No offense to anyone named Gene, but it's just not Hard Rock. 0.92

00:24:56.640 I'll bet you that's not even his real name.

00:24:58.560 His real name is probably like Herzl Stieber or something like that.

00:25:03.680 Hashem. 0.88

00:25:05.960 It probably is.

00:25:07.580 No, it is.

00:25:08.220 Yeah, it's Simmons.

00:25:09.460 I remember looking it up.

00:25:11.720 Like even Jonah Hill's real name is like Hillenstein.

00:25:14.740 I always say that, but it's something like that.

00:25:17.320 And it's like, you know.

00:25:18.200 Okay, just do it.

00:25:19.340 He's a real piece of work too.

00:25:21.980 It's strange.

00:25:22.680 you know you're like you you were raised on this stuff more or less especially like more

00:25:27.560 millennials and older generations of watching movies and you know you you know that's why i

00:25:32.240 like to what chris webby did on that song he's like you know we idolize these people and then

00:25:36.080 you find out kind of who they really are you know i'm still rooting for shia labeouf though man

00:25:41.620 but i never want to meet any of those people like hollywood actors are like strippers to me

00:25:46.880 yeah just do what you're supposed to do i don't want to hear you talk like yeah there's never

00:25:52.020 mark one where i've been like oh man i want to meet them so bad maybe michael shannon would be

00:25:56.480 one but i mean my dad worked in the film industry adam sandler unfortunately is um i mean fortunately

00:26:02.100 he's a great guy but yes you know uh you know it's like some of them even jason biggs you know 0.94

00:26:07.040 some of them are nice and shit but you're still tricking people it's like obama's uh husband 0.91

00:26:11.940 right it's like even so even if you are you know it's still like hello you're still lying to me 0.99

00:26:18.480 just by pretending you're not jewish which is odd right yeah why would you have to pretend 0.89

00:26:24.280 how would you say that gene simmons is born as shem is that shem shem wits

00:26:30.600 what isn't it like and i'm just like i'm just like saying like isn't it weird that they change

00:26:41.360 their name so often like that's the thing of like guilt almost an admission of guilt of something

00:26:46.920 because why are you doing it unless like because for us we respect our name is like hey my name is

00:26:54.120 good as gold you know you know it's my name is that's my resume my name you know they're like

00:26:59.840 ah yeah no it's uh that's my name now it's not anymore and we hang so much honor on our names

00:27:05.160 right like not if your name's like river or forest or something or you know something what's your

00:27:10.740 last name derek before i get into it but i just like you know it's because a lot of the names

00:27:16.200 for like you know uh smith man you know goldsmith you know farmer boy right poor woman like

00:27:24.040 prostitute lady like these are the last names right so you look at people today and you're like 1.00

00:27:28.480 why do you support the liberal government of canada what's your last name oh it's farm bitch 0.99

00:27:33.880 this is so dumb uh yeah it's it is funny i'm gonna so many encounters also involve 1.00

00:27:42.420 un uh natural silence in the woods moments before maybe something goes wrong uh so obviously let's 0.98

00:27:48.660 talk about there there's claim that he has supernatural powers glowing eyes uh body maybe

00:27:54.820 partially made of stone that's weird or even who the is writing this they're saying

00:27:59.940 fire can come out of his fingertips oh yeah no i've heard like the the mental like apparently

00:28:06.500 they uh what do you call it tele telekinesis where they can talk to people through their mind and let

00:28:13.100 you know where they're there or i've also heard where they can turn into that orb that gets seen

00:28:17.640 in the forest yeah elementals yeah that's what dude i've seen orbs man i don't like i don't know

00:28:23.400 what they are but we we i took a picture i have it somewhere on my like original instagram and

00:28:28.180 it's literally we're at a bridge and there is a bright like green orb looks like a plasma i gotta

00:28:33.000 show on the show sometime and in the i took two pictures and it appears in both and then not the

00:28:38.200 next picture we're in like the wood not a woods but like around nature and going across a bridge

00:28:43.140 and this thing is clearly like a green orb and there's also one time we were in a hotel this is

00:28:49.420 when we were like me and my wife were like drunk out of our minds and she took a picture of me 0.96

00:28:53.080 taking a piss i was butt naked you can just see my ass it's one of those windows that like go into 0.98

00:28:57.900 the washroom so it was open and there is a clearly a red or behind my head like you can zoom in it 0.99

00:29:04.540 looks like plasma and they were like because we were drunk and we were young and our relationship

00:29:09.260 was probably tumultuous you could it said red is like uh like vital like you know not a good sign

00:29:15.900 green is like spirits so when i saw that green one we're out in nature like nature spirits bigfoot

00:29:20.380 was watching you pee very weird dude i was like that i've seen a lot of weird orbs in my life we

00:29:26.460 thought mac had orbs in his background but it ended up being his chair he lied yeah but i was

00:29:32.060 trying to maintain a very like mystical presence on the show but it didn't work because it kept

00:29:36.940 my videos up i literally just threw it out the window today there would be these things flying

00:29:43.180 in his background and then he had a guy die in his house so i thought he was actually haunted legit

00:29:47.820 yeah so i'm going like this and like oh and then it was like two shows i was like yeah i know these

00:29:51.580 are spirit orbs and they think every time they sit down it's like like drink every time you see

00:29:59.420 you'll still see some bits of hair floating around it's not good but you're talking about

00:30:03.260 the orbs man and so when i was like seven or eight i was obsessed with ghost stories i would just

00:30:08.140 which is not good if you're a parent don't give your son a book of terrifying ghost stories right

00:30:13.660 because i would be terrified there was like this one about this motorcycle guy and he fell on the

00:30:18.060 ground and skidded to death we burned off all his skin but then when you go through the tunnel

00:30:24.700 people would look and there'd just be a guy sitting in their car and then they would smell

00:30:29.100 like burned flesh so i read all those books too yeah that really scared me but then i i found the

00:30:34.620 book it's called the psychic sasquatch by jack lap saritas and it's it's it was talking about

00:30:40.460 like what you're doing it's like these guys were just on their farm and then this orb came down

00:30:46.060 and then they're like okay that's odd like a big ball like sort of like a modern ufo like the one

00:30:50.780 that the tomahawk missile went in and you know bounced off and then that's odd but then sasquatches

00:30:59.660 came down and beamed out of it like it was a vehicle like beamed down and then they're like

00:31:03.980 walking around and then they did some telekinetic communication and then they got back in the orb

00:31:09.820 and flew back right in this book it said that you remember that whole segment as like a little boy

00:31:17.020 yeah yeah yeah i was a big reader man i did all my reading young and i haven't read since

00:31:24.300 no he's read mind comp though no minecraft he said minecraft

00:31:33.100 so strange it's funny i actually this past christmas i just got my daughter a copy of

00:31:41.200 she's 26 she's 26 though so it's a little

00:31:46.100 a little different yeah six birthdays a big one that's you know that's the

00:31:50.920 i always i said on the show like a while ago i always think it's funny that it's like

00:31:55.480 you can literally purchase the communist manifesto on amazon which i they did it by

00:32:01.620 history rules and in real they killed more people and it's and it's what was a more dangerous

00:32:07.620 ideology at least from its history the encompassing history of it and it's just funny the uh

00:32:13.300 contradictions and how don't read this but it's okay to read that you know yeah plus it makes 0.97

00:32:18.100 women all stinky and smelly you think german women stank no no communist women have you been 0.99

00:32:24.580 to vancouver oh hairy armpits that's funny you can get the communist manifesto on amazon and i'm 0.99

00:32:30.820 banned from amazon my book they took away your book from amazon oh yeah no that happened within

00:32:35.780 like the second week of being up there yo that's crazy because i remember when it was on amazon

00:32:41.940 yeah yeah i was yeah best seller for a couple weekends that's crazy you can kind of screw with

00:32:50.500 that though right like it's whoever book sells in that hour you become a number one bestseller

00:32:57.780 so i released my book at like 4 a.m on a saturday just had my friends buy it so i became a number

00:33:04.420 one bestseller yeah i'm gonna do that yeah that's too bad dude there's some controversial books on

00:33:08.980 amazon now like what's that one i have like maybe it's downstairs oh this one

00:33:17.220 oh my get my studio ready on my books check out what this says this is like i bought this from

00:33:22.580 amazon you know what's a good one to get on amazon is like interesting i haven't read it yet

00:33:28.100 it's kind of good jews of europe and ritual sacrifice um it's it's actually quite incredible

00:33:35.780 they don't have any description on it and it's just a cover with no title but it's uh there's

00:33:41.460 some interesting stuff out there maybe we shouldn't dance on that topic but that guy whatever the

00:33:45.300 that guy's name was uh henry mcelroy the guy is supposedly jewish and he calls out a lot of the uh

00:33:51.060 like secret society aspects of what's going on and and calls like and says you know it's not

00:33:56.900 about hatred it's about showing you something you know what i mean that like that i'm aware

00:34:01.540 of as a jewish person that's going on right you guys want to hear the books i ordered when i was

00:34:06.260 drunk last night okay let's do that before we get back yeah i got uh scottish gaelic in 12 weeks

00:34:15.460 i got uh punjabi for beginners a practical guide i got the men with steel bonnets which is very

00:34:26.380 scottish oriented but i also are you actually gonna read are you gonna try to learn punjabi 0.99

00:34:30.880 well i know some more boondy boondy what does that mean fucking up and up boondy means pussy 0.99

00:34:37.280 i have a song about it but um yeah but um you know it's like that's always that's what i wanted 0.99

00:34:42.880 to do with chinese right go on the sky train in vancouver and then they're like oh and i'm like 0.90

00:34:48.400 oh hold on god me you right i can speak it but then i took mandarin it's super hard i heard that

00:34:55.440 why did you go to vietnam again uh just bitcoin man so i was working with uh an office full of

00:35:01.120 women and they were just so they mentally abused you dude they i would come in i'd be crying i'd

00:35:06.400 be like please stop like sending me these emails where it's like you didn't do this kind regards

00:35:12.320 and i like walked up to one of them and i was just like no what my friend just died can you stop

00:35:18.160 and i'm like crying and they're like oh yeah okay and then next kind regards you piece of

00:35:24.000 you know it's like you guys and so i'm like not having a great time and my buddy um he's a big

00:35:29.440 poker player um in new york and he uh there was a situation that happened so he sent me 0.69 bitcoin

00:35:36.240 and then this is when bitcoin was 800 and this is the first big one it went up to 24 grand so

00:35:41.120 that i moved to be it i was like this and i moved to be a dumb and then i hate traveling right dude

00:35:46.400 like i had i had 700 books like richard nixon's autobiography not one on big foot but like a 0.95

00:35:53.040 guitar and a like so much shit like three bags every time i checked over the hotel so i was like 0.85

00:35:58.480 this dude and then i got a cat and so i was just like i can't move around and then i hate the 0.98

00:36:04.080 people who are in hostels like through the war like who off i hate you like there was a woman 0.89

00:36:08.960 who worked at the associated press who tried to sleep with me and i was just like ugh disgusting 0.99

00:36:13.520 i'm not going to a hostel with you you know it's like i hate them i'd spit in their soup all the 0.83

00:36:17.840 time and getting fights and all the time you know what's you know what's funny about like all like 0.62

00:36:22.480 you your uh stories it's like i never i said this is when you first got the show i was like i never

00:36:28.640 know if he's like if it's a real thing or not i told my buddies i was like he said he's a temporary

00:36:34.800 foreign worker and i was like i don't know if he's being serious or he's like lying

00:36:42.000 no no no i just say i just say those you know like i just remove all the double speak right

00:36:47.680 that's kind of my thing right it's like you know it's like oh you know it's like no i'm

00:36:52.960 a temporary foreign worker i'm the only white person with 75 somalis who are all praying oh

00:36:58.400 god and one of them was praying in the wrong direction i was like brother what are you doing

00:37:02.240 he's like i'm praying i was like that's not the way to mecca bro that's the wrong way

00:37:07.600 they worship the the black cube that is weird everywhere the black cube of saturn man

00:37:13.680 um even to we can get back to bigfoot but what do you guys think of like the ufo files

00:37:20.000 oh i don't know what to think of them man they keep coming out every so often when they want to

00:37:24.240 try and um hide from something else they want to hide it oh i know this is clearly a distraction

00:37:31.040 from the epstein files but then it's like they had stuff supposedly i was just looking very quickly

00:37:36.000 i have a body that's supposed to be looking pretty deep in this where they do describe a feline this

00:37:41.600 is i think ai represented of like what the file was about and there was a feline race that's it

00:37:47.680 they supposedly um contacted with and their stories about this stuff too uh what do you guys think

00:37:55.120 about it what do you guys think about cats that seems like a movie yeah it probably is at 1970s

00:38:05.040 exploitative film yeah i i heard this was a image from it which is really weird if that's because

00:38:13.920 that's the seraphim yeah it's like the angel the seraphim yeah but i didn't really read of

00:38:19.600 why they were able to see this image or what this image was exactly taken from um but just because

00:38:26.000 i had i had paul stubbs on the guy that like thinks that like uh he believes that there's

00:38:29.600 all these clown connections to the nephilim and stuff like that and he's a christian but he's

00:38:34.320 the way he speaks about it is quite compelling yeah so he has a whole book about how like the

00:38:40.400 nephilim the fallen angels that then like the anunnaki created the fallen angels and then

00:38:46.320 throughout all of these different cultures they all have like clowns that they worship and stuff 0.97

00:38:51.760 like that where they dress like clowns like there's poppy new guinea tribes uh there's people

00:38:56.000 in africa that do that spirit dance where they're like waving around in the hay and then it starts

00:39:00.320 possessing them and stuff like that he showed like tons of examples and all of it like there's stuff

00:39:06.480 in hinduism and india everywhere of like this weird worship of either these dragon clown

00:39:12.000 looking creatures or like weird worship ancestral worship that they'll do it's weird and then there's 0.88

00:39:17.760 those black guys who play the grateful dead together on the guitar see if i could see i 0.99

00:39:24.720 could pull this up aka clowns do you think what do you what do you think about the fallen angels 0.98

00:39:30.080 derek i'm not sure what to think of that because i've heard that there's different i think there's

00:39:37.040 a theory of different types of aliens or fallen angels that end up creating races of their own

00:39:43.360 people yeah so this is so like this is just only one example but he was showing stuff similar to

00:39:51.440 this where you see this in worship of certain things uh and where the clown actually like

00:39:57.120 comes from i wonder if there's any more but like all of this so this is another example

00:40:01.680 um if you see all these different like tribes uh of people that worship this this is in africa

00:40:08.880 somewhere this one up here and uh how throughout the centuries uh different cultures all around

00:40:14.320 the world there is this bizarre uh clown connection to the he thinks fallen angels he

00:40:20.640 wrote an entire book about this uh it's it is bizarre the way he was presenting it the amount

00:40:25.360 of images you have throughout all these different cultures i was like man what the

00:40:29.120 i can't like how'd you stumble upon clowns to try and like they were for kids and they're supposed

00:40:34.640 to make you laugh like even ronald mcdonald you look at him when they came out with that was

00:40:39.120 supposed to be the mascot of mcdonald's it's like why would you try and sell hamburgers like i

00:40:43.520 wouldn't go anywhere near that thing and he actually explains in detail uh it's a pretty

00:40:50.800 pretty interesting episode but like just how it's it gets to the point where they start doing

00:40:56.000 like showing clowns and the guy connected to it uh it's it's one of the most bizarre uh but like

00:41:02.400 believable conspiracy theories and stuff like that that i've uh came across when it comes to a guest

00:41:07.200 and he does a great job explaining it so i was wondering the fallen angel stuff i've talked to

00:41:11.760 numerous people about it it is strange i will say there's a lot of evidence that they claim and i

00:41:17.280 don't know that looks like the eye of squash snatch here's the map of the sightings supposedly

00:41:28.560 that's a lot of sightings of bigfoot yeah i see the one there is up close to cochran area and that

00:41:34.720 that is uh there was one there eight years ago i think it was where they swear a cop actually

00:41:41.680 reported it saw it crossing the road do you think it could be like this idea of like a tulpa

00:41:48.000 because like that's why i think maybe like the jersey devil or mothman might be

00:41:52.080 this idea of like that we create these things right so you we we hear in the folklore it gets

00:41:58.240 introduced somehow by somebody making it up or whatever it may be right and then it gets into

00:42:03.040 the public consciousness and that spreads and then we actually create these things from our like

00:42:08.960 consciousness and they like mothman might have been just created from people they believe they

00:42:14.320 saw this creature and then everyone starts talking about it and then all of a sudden it actually gets

00:42:18.880 manifested here yeah that's kind of the plot to american gods too if that was the case there would 0.84

00:42:25.440 be a lot more big titted blondes yeah but that's like that that that that thing is like i think 1.00

00:42:31.920 that the the jerking off on the internet to those people those women that's almost like a ritualistic 1.00

00:42:37.920 thing right that's almost like you know you could have a sacrifice of a chicken to put all your 0.99

00:42:42.960 you know all your bad deeds on them you kill the chicken i kind of feel what you're saying 0.54

00:42:46.640 that that's you're sacrificing your semen to these like only fans that's what i always think is like 0.88

00:42:51.600 that's why i don't you know touch myself to certain people right because i'm like i'm not giving her 0.51

00:42:56.560 my you know my prayer you know i'm not committing a genocide yeah do you think that some of those

00:43:02.640 people like can feel like you know do you think some of them are like i think some of them are

00:43:10.240 demons and you want to talk about ai like i bet some of those have been ai for a while

00:43:15.040 i bet some of those ladies that people yeah hundred percent they claim only fans and stuff 0.95

00:43:20.160 like that uh now they're able to uh manipulate like the they're the deep fakes and then people 0.99

00:43:26.800 are paying for it now i'm picturing like porn stars on the other side of the screen acting like 0.98

00:43:31.120 the highlander after they kill someone they just bro i've got his semen power did you guys watch 0.99

00:43:37.200 black mirror yeah oh yeah do you remember that episode where the two guys are like they don't 0.56

00:43:41.520 realize that they're in the ai simulation they're like each other oh the uh the video game guys

00:43:47.120 that you yeah and they don't think it was difficult to watch man i turned it off my buddy's like uh

00:43:53.680 my buddy literally was like he's like that episode's up and i was like i haven't really

00:43:57.680 watched that one and he's like man he's like that whole idea of you don't even realize that you're

00:44:02.160 in this game with your friend that's how that's how dark it's gonna go do you guys know what a

00:44:07.200 homunculus is i've heard the word i've heard the word so it's this idea that uh magicians

00:44:13.120 uh because i had a buddy that was really into this like he went on sam triply's show to talk

00:44:17.120 about this stuff he actually quit podcasting but he's someone that started around the same time i

00:44:21.360 did we did a show together called strange wands with the one-on-one podcast but he got obsessed

00:44:26.000 with the up call of the occult and then the homunculus that was his thing his niche right

00:44:30.960 and he looked at all it gives all these examples and stuff like that it's the idea that you can 0.83

00:44:34.720 create like a golem if anything a jewish magic or some sort of creature to do your bidding

00:44:40.240 but how you would do it there is one of the rituals was like you would like dig a hole in 0.86

00:44:44.320 the ground and then you like come into it and you'd all like about over a camera with the right

00:44:48.240 something on a piece of paper you put it into it other things and then you bury it and this thing

00:44:53.040 appears and they can essentially do yeah there you go that's a good book um but like he was

00:45:00.940 convinced i was like do you actually believe this he's like yeah yeah i think it's like

00:45:04.960 totally possible that yeah there's these weird wizard magicians that run our world 0.91

00:45:09.780 i know definitely like there's so many fucking like it's like people are like oh don't be 0.98

00:45:16.560 religious it's crazy and then it's like every single person in power is addicted to satanism 0.98

00:45:22.680 right it's so like it's like no dude dude here it is so listen this there's a part of your brain too

00:45:29.080 that they look at this guy uh he showed this example and uh the brain doesn't need homunculus

00:45:35.400 it is one and there's this whole theory behind this it's so weird and uh yeah these are in museums

00:45:47.080 that's weird looking what does that look like to you mac an african man

00:45:53.320 maybe that's never the first golem yeah that's really racist yeah so they could be like this

00:46:01.480 you can create like creatures out of it there's this whole like lore behind it and he got obsessed

00:46:06.120 with it and it was like i was like whoa man like i don't know i see and there's like depictions of

00:46:11.640 this uh a long time ago uh and and stories about this in the 1500s about them making these like

00:46:17.640 slave creatures is that what they're doing to us i need a slave creature yeah that's kind of what i 0.98

00:46:26.120 think about with immigration right is they're all like one of the somalis was like i'll always vote 1.00

00:46:30.280 liberal because they brought me here and they give me everything yeah you didn't want mass immigration 0.94

00:46:36.120 so you know and i'm like listen buddy um every time he has somalia though that's the whole point

00:46:43.960 is he has a country oh oh but the thing is it's like they don't expect us to network with the

00:46:50.280 somalis and now you know they don't want me leading in our of somalis you know it's like 0.88

00:46:55.240 nader's can smith right he tried to use his bengali slaves to launch his political career 0.70

00:47:00.200 and then they're like no we're only gonna vote for bengalis and then lost right and so but now

00:47:06.040 that's why i'm learning punjabi right so now i'm gonna be i'm gonna come in you have to vote for

00:47:11.160 i like old fights that's your name you change your name i like old fights i like and then all the

00:47:19.400 fights yeah that's patrick brown actually but i got i know a couple of punjabi phrases for you

00:47:26.680 uh one is what's up buddy that's kitapaji yeah and then there's uh how are you keyhole joel

00:47:35.720 and that's enough that's just enough phrases to get them to lower their defenses they're like oh

00:47:40.920 buddy no no it's funny it's like a lot of them come into canada with this like chip on their 0.96

00:47:50.840 shoulder because they've been told by our you know traitors whites that you know we hate them 0.94

00:47:55.720 and and so they come in here like staring you down and stuff like they come in here with a bad 0.96

00:48:00.920 they come in here expecting yes it's very disrespectful and they're uh i keep pointing

00:48:06.680 out whatever we don't need to get into this stuff but just they're like uh contradiction of like

00:48:11.560 history and like trying to be like well we're a part of you it's like no you weren't dude that's

00:48:16.520 what's so funny it's like they try to say i'm just as canadian as you but you stole the land like no

00:48:22.280 no no no that's a great we we stole the land brother how many natives did you kill

00:48:30.440 and the the the whole thing of because there was 10 of them here in 1901 that they're like

00:48:36.120 we've been here for a hundred years and you're like oh my god like it's so crazy and i'm like

00:48:41.240 i feel like i'm doing videos to explain to them that they're not canadian and i go through like 0.87

00:48:45.480 the history and then they're like essentially like you whitey and it's like oh it all comes 0.79

00:48:50.840 out right that's why if you let people show you who they are eventually they will show you well 0.69

00:48:55.480 that's because in the indian mind it's not about what's wrong or right it's just whatever advances

00:49:00.600 for their people and we just need to get that attitude you know we need to have that yeah like

00:49:20.520 that one guy that would go around that guy's base he's going he went around to india just played the

00:49:24.920 the bagpipes it's like spreading my culture it didn't work they liked it because it's so 0.91

00:49:29.740 noisy there that was the quietest fucking india's ever been that's been i've heard that people get 0.96

00:49:34.300 off the plane in the throwing up i watched uh him tyler olivera or whatever or the other dude go 0.97

00:49:39.480 there and he was on sam hyde show and it's i'm like my wife's like do you always have to watch

00:49:44.340 this stuff and i was like it's funny man i was like look it it's like if a place comes from if

00:49:49.120 you come from a culture of spicy food it's because there's parasites and poison everywhere

00:49:53.180 yeah i don't know it's always people that don't understand if you're listening in america

00:49:58.060 or i know you're on audio listening in like scotland or whatever i guess everyone understands

00:50:03.820 now because when i told aaron about it he's in ireland he's like i didn't really start because

00:50:08.460 he started bringing up on the show and we were talking about like something totally different

00:50:12.220 and then it'd be like yeah but these indians everywhere and he's like you know what i didn't

00:50:16.220 really notice them until you started bringing them up and i was like well because they're everywhere

00:50:19.740 in canada and he went oh they're everywhere it's totally different in ireland man like there's it's

00:50:26.540 still like 85 white but it's not going that well no uh they're yeah but it's not going when we were

00:50:33.180 there we weren't in like dublin or anything but we were in cork and there was like one homeless guy

00:50:37.020 and he was like if you went to dublin it would have been a totally different experience you'd

00:50:40.620 be in like somalia the big thing with ireland the difference to me was that you know the they had

00:50:45.580 still they were still interpreting right i met at this great lithuanian guy we were hammered

00:50:50.060 we're walking around and we're doing garbage and he's like oh yeah you want to go down the

00:50:53.820 eyes speaking in irish accent right and then you know you watch old scottish tv there's a great

00:50:59.020 scottish show called still game it's these old yeah that shows hilarious dude and then the

00:51:02.860 shopkeeper i forget his name but he's just like oh he's like the biggest scottish bruge of all time

00:51:07.820 right and dude first time i ever came to surrey we were playing tennis and this old indian guy

00:51:12.460 he came up to me he's like oh what you doing i was like holy dude it's the guy

00:51:18.700 he's stoked he's in a scottish accent yeah dude but yeah these guys it's happening backwards in

00:51:24.060 toronto the guys are like yeah man you're totally you know it's like they've become like

00:51:29.100 bored like the white people i saw a white kid playing cricket dude i was in i i like in my

00:51:34.220 house in surrey i'm walking by they're always on the field playing cricket all the old white

00:51:37.740 leaders and they're like we love immigration boom cricket boss it's like i was walking by the other

00:51:43.180 day i was like there's a white boy playing cricket that's crazy and then so we started with the

00:51:47.820 british that's the reason why they do it yeah it's crazy and then another thing he's like oh the 0.94

00:51:52.220 british were so evil to us they ruined our country oh let's move to every country in the commonwealth

00:51:57.500 and also also screaming about watching cricket matches where they're trying to be like you

00:52:02.300 aren't showing this on cineplex what are you doing and they're just like freaking out and you're like

00:52:06.860 dude what you you hate the british empire but yet you utilized all their technology and their trains

00:52:12.460 uh you know train trains but uh you know so let's get back to bigfoot well i just shared

00:52:19.180 my screen with you there if you want to watch that we'll just watch the 15 seconds of the

00:52:23.100 trailer not that one that was the homunculus game so you don't get to yeah this is yeah

00:52:36.860 oh that's that movie that i showed on the weird yeah that's the uh dude that

00:52:51.740 it actually looks pretty funny i'll have to check that out it's like um when my buddy aaron

00:52:57.340 we're eventually to cover it for his horror podcast and he had me watch like a lot of the um

00:53:03.020 wrong turn movies and they're terrible like the first one's okay but then the third one there's

00:53:08.540 literally like inbred people in the woods and you're like what am i watching what is this

00:53:17.260 uh wrong turn remember with the inbred people jumping from trees

00:53:22.700 i remember the hills have eyes that the second one was pretty brutal dude that's where they have

00:53:27.900 like the the yeah there's a lot of r-word ripening it's man the first one's actually

00:53:35.740 the remake that they did because the hills of eyes is from the west craven film in the 80s right

00:53:39.820 but like the remake they did was even like better in my opinion like yeah it was crazy to watch

00:53:46.060 there was a lot going on that dad that gets set on fire dude like when they that's crazy and they

00:53:53.020 lure them out of the cabin have you seen that mac you better have oh i don't i've never seen

00:53:57.340 the hills have eyes dude sit down with the wife tonight watch it yeah yo it's crazy um so here 0.99

00:54:04.380 i'll more more slop for a sec you indians stink go back to india and learn how to use a toilet 1.00

00:54:10.060 what that's so racist you don't belong in the western world get out this is unbelievable go home 1.00

00:54:17.900 their english is great this is unbelievable i'll show you one more and then i'll stop this 1.00

00:54:22.940 fucking goy slap indians go home you stink this is my woods you pollute everything with your curry 1.00

00:54:28.540 you can't build anything look at your taj mahal get out smelly curry bigfoot hates 1.00

00:54:34.860 i've noticed bigfoot has the same voice in every it's just the stupid ai right so no but it's not 1.00

00:54:40.700 just yours it's also in uh in that one that went viral that i found in my algorithm the racist 0.96

00:54:45.980 bigfoot it might have been the same like app or whatever that they're using right because

00:54:50.220 you can generate so much it's gonna get so you know i won't be able to know what's going on

00:54:53.820 i think you guys will enjoy this one um tell me if you think it's real or not

00:54:57.660 what the hell is that oh my god that's huge

00:55:02.060 i'm pooping stop 0.91

00:55:08.780 i didn't watch that one that's fine i just saw the pooping really quick

00:55:13.660 i'm pooping stop filming me it's so funny can you imagine if uh bigfoot would throw 0.94

00:55:20.140 his crap like the monkeys in the zoo you just get pelted with like a five pound log that's 0.98

00:55:25.980 what i was thinking you just like get knocked over 1.00

00:55:29.900 drawing heaters because apparently you throw super far right this hulk's it

00:55:39.180 hulk was cool until mark ruffalo played him i

00:55:41.980 ain't that guy there was another one with a soft little toy boy in as the hulk maybe it was just

00:55:48.540 mark ruffalo but the 2004 one was like crazy he goes it looks shitty as yeah there was the guy

00:55:55.820 they were who american they remade it it was slower ed norton yeah and then there was another

00:56:02.140 one with that guy who played chopper um i can't remember he's been in a ton of movies he was also

00:56:09.500 in uh troy which they're trying to change now that's right i'm not gonna watch it and then

00:56:16.380 the other guy was uh whoever the other guy is yeah it's it's this weird guy like tawny banna

00:56:21.980 or something yeah yeah yeah yeah eric banna eric banna yeah who was the original guy that played

00:56:29.820 him uh okay uh in the 80s they just got that ripped dude oh what was his name yeah that guy

00:56:40.140 looks just insanely big i used to love those when i was a kid yeah so different this is what we used

00:56:45.500 to get back in the day i'll just put hulk lou it's just so funny something this is what they

00:56:51.980 got at the time you know it was like let's give him a uh a amish boy haircut and then paint him

00:56:57.180 green oh that's so funny for some reason that the joke is his pants always stay on though

00:57:11.980 that's like a jewish golem that's what it looks like to me a little bit 0.99

00:57:15.500 to it to an israeli the amish could be the most scary i like the amish that amish kid's really 0.97

00:57:22.780 funny yeah i tell my wife that all the time no vaccines the amish don't have that just a kid 0.55

00:57:28.300 no and that did you guys watch that amish kid on theo vaughn's show it was actually kind of great

00:57:32.300 even uh um yeah just he's so innocent right he doesn't yeah they weren't they're not corrupted

00:57:39.420 this would be if they didn't go to the public school system i remember i was in grade seven

00:57:43.260 He went on the Harlan Williams podcast.

00:57:50.860 It was funny to see them interact

00:57:53.020 because Harlan Williams is a strange guy. 1.00

00:57:55.640 He's Canadian, right? 0.97

00:57:56.960 Legend? 1.00

00:57:58.400 I got a friend who's ex-Amish,

00:58:01.260 and he had two kids.

00:58:02.700 He's in regular society now.

00:58:05.300 He owns a business and all this stuff,

00:58:06.600 but his kids, he kept very much off devices

00:58:09.740 and specific school they went to.

00:58:12.640 they were amazing kids it's hard to do that now like we're like i want my kids go to religious

00:58:19.080 school and i never did it's just because when i was going to school there was no pride flags 0.95

00:58:23.620 flying every fucking summer we didn't have any of that shit we just fought each other 0.99

00:58:28.180 and in the west you need that background of fucking the bible you know you need that religious 0.99

00:58:33.500 study you look at fucking even look at an old comedian i went to see a jewish comedian recently 0.99

00:58:37.880 Liz Stanton 0.99

00:58:40.560 Went down to watching comedy

00:58:42.300 And it's like she was like making

00:58:44.460 Moses references you know

00:58:46.260 Like in the 90s you would hear comedians be like

00:58:48.420 Oh Jesus goes into a bar

00:58:50.900 And he says nail me to you know like 1.00

00:58:52.400 Shit like that we don't have that anymore it's like 1.00

00:58:54.360 People just have fucking empty skulls 1.00

00:58:56.420 That have been filled with fucking land back 1.00

00:58:58.520 Right fucking horseshit 1.00

00:58:59.660 Fucking filled with shit 1.00

00:59:00.960 Even art to an extent to us like I know the lyrics 1.00

00:59:04.580 To every Metallica song on the Black album

00:59:06.560 why i could have learned spanish or something oh yeah i know that's stuff that they've like 0.80

00:59:11.840 essentially pumped into our heads to memorize like bullshit kind of goy slop stuff hey man 0.71

00:59:17.680 start today jerek i'll give you a good poem it's called horatius at the bridge by thomas babington 0.94

00:59:22.400 mccauley and this will hype you up just you will i i cry and then i start fighting people

00:59:28.800 away so in ape county near mount uh mount st helens during the 1920s miners claim a giant

00:59:39.920 ape-like creature surrounded their cabin overnight throwing rocks onto the roof and what became one

00:59:45.200 of the famous early sasquatch stories that's the one that i watched yeah the famous patterson film

00:59:51.440 patterson gillam uh film remains one of the most debated cryptid videos ever believers argue the

00:59:57.680 movement oh that's that original footage but that's the movie you're talking about derek

01:00:02.000 i think so it sounds like it because they were throwing things down on the cabin they surrounded

01:00:05.920 it and like yeah weird the fbi also says that they tested alleged sasquatch hair and samples

01:00:13.760 during the 1970s eventually concluded that they were deer hair conspiracy believers still cite

01:00:19.520 the investigation itself as proof officials quietly took the subject seriously

01:00:24.320 yeah i think it's real i don't care what like if i'm out in the forest

01:00:30.680 just me and my dog spending the night that's what i'm worried about being in

01:00:34.620 the bush not a mountain lion not a bear not a wolf bigfoot

01:00:37.960 let's see actual real supposedly real

01:00:54.320 I am absolutely one at home, and this person is standing for an hour for a while

01:01:01.320 He doesn't shake and doesn't talk

01:01:05.320 I don't know if I call the police what to do

01:01:24.320 You better not crash, I'll tell you why

01:01:26.960 Cause you told your wife you're at work

01:01:51.120 I'm just gonna climb higher up this tree

01:01:53.620 that yeah that's scary if that's a mountain lion dude that'd be scary mountain lions are

01:02:01.460 they hate cats actually they're taking a big turn i hate cats now well that dude put on the chainsaw

01:02:08.020 if i was like just filming myself i'm out in the woods whatever and you i heard that

01:02:11.860 i'm like okay i'm leaving like i'm not staying here nope i'm going to hide in the cab

01:02:18.340 one of the one of the things i always think about with bigfoot is you know have you guys been

01:02:22.260 well i guess not but like the interior of bc there's all these like rest stops and shit 0.91

01:02:26.960 and you go there and you park and you know you feel like i was trying to jack off one time on

01:02:31.500 the way home so i pulled over and i was like someone's watching me you know i can tell

01:02:36.840 someone's watching me i can't say indian trucker man yeah and so then i walked in the forest to

01:02:42.400 like smoke a cigarette and then i'm like this is like not it's not just someone's watching me it's 0.90

01:02:46.660 like this is fucking someone not good there's a menacing you know you can tell but somebody's 0.90

01:02:52.200 live streaming yeah but it's like you walk into the appalachia you know you walk around these 0.99

01:02:56.560 places and i read there's this huge uh population of feral um acadians that live in quebec in the

01:03:03.580 forest they're like cajans who didn't make the trip to louisiana and that showed you know that 0.88

01:03:09.840 map that you showed of the sightings that kind of looks like where a dumb frenchman would walk

01:03:14.620 if he was trying to get to new orleans right look at that i didn't go back he's just stumbling 0.96

01:03:19.580 around and then they talk about how smelly they are yeah well that's a that's a cajun right there 0.99

01:03:27.260 dude right like cajuns are nuts and then they they sound have you heard them speak they're crazy

01:03:32.780 right so honestly i think a lot of these are feral people but you know how long did it take the 0.96

01:03:39.100 progressive you know liberal man to turn into a woman you know less than a generation so you put 0.99

01:03:44.920 a frenchman in the woods for fucking since the 1700s well that's it it's like how the pigs you 1.00

01:03:51.600 let a pig go into the woods in six weeks it's a totally different animal big time right they turn 0.99

01:03:56.680 into a boar in fucking a month right and so they grow tusks dude they get hair and stuff and then 1.00

01:04:01.960 it's like that's what indian people don't really understand right they come here it's like okay you 1.00

01:04:06.160 don't want to integrate but you see all these liberal men in in toronto you're like oh you're 1.00

01:04:11.220 a pussy right but you know a lot of us are working seven to three and you just don't see us and we're 0.98

01:04:17.280 we're scary we're not that type of white what do you think of this this is supposedly one of things 1.00

01:04:24.260 leaked from the the stupid ufo files i think that's a see that one is a skinned uh controversial 0.97

01:04:30.940 photo shows a dead being supposedly a member of a crew of a ufo crash near new mexico city in 1950s 0.99

01:04:38.620 apparently creature was transported to to germany for examinations it was never seen from again

01:04:50.060 they sold it to be some korean barbecue free monkey 0.95

01:04:53.020 yeah yeah throw that in a korean barbecue you know what it's like a lot of muscle 1.00

01:05:01.080 uh it's actually just one of those people they brought over to put in the bronx zoo 0.99

01:05:06.060 the pygmy the pygmy tribes do you guys read that story i've heard about the human zoos i was 0.89

01:05:11.840 blaming him i have a belgian friend he's straight from the world which almost doesn't exist because 0.98

01:05:16.280 there's so many muslims there uh he said his country's fucked but we were joking about the 0.98

01:05:20.560 human zoos and because belgium did and then supposedly adolph stopped them but i was like 0.99

01:05:24.820 i'll bring you on the show when you talk about human zoos and what your people did

01:05:27.680 yeah there's this pygmy that they used to keep in the bronx zoo in like 1908 or something like that

01:05:35.000 and people are curious well that was what's funny about national geographic in the 80s as well it's

01:05:40.920 like the only people they showed were black people in africa yeah like they were going to look at 0.88

01:05:46.820 people in seattle or anything like that no it's just a lot of that's where i saw my first boobs 0.94

01:05:51.960 oh yeah that was all of us oh yeah yeah well sears catalog with the bras yeah and at the same time

01:05:59.140 we were all going out trick-or-treating taking unicef boxes and then you know this is a long 0.98

01:06:04.320 plan yeah fuck they got us good yeah and they like traffic people supposedly so oh yeah big 0.98

01:06:11.260 and who wouldn't want to go feed the little african child that's crazy dude that's the 0.99

01:06:19.580 problem if we donated more they wouldn't be here right now yeah it's kind of annoying right yeah 0.98

01:06:25.820 they just show up in canada now like hey remember you fed me for all those years yeah i know it's

01:06:31.180 true their their population has grown the the crazy thing is and i thought people were kidding

01:06:35.900 around about this and i started researching it they're 100 their population has grown

01:06:39.980 nine hundred and six percent some something like that six seven percent since 1901 and i i was

01:06:47.020 out like digging around ai and asking it for certain questions and i was like how much money

01:06:50.780 has been given to like africa and it's like in the trillions of dollars and and yeah now their

01:06:57.260 population was declining and conveniently you know thanks to mr beast and people like that that

01:07:03.900 you know that guy's dead in the eyes bro there's nothing there he has like boy face you know when

01:07:11.220 you like look at someone and then you know they just have to dance like a little monkey like

01:07:16.240 justin trudeau in a video with savvier you look at him he goes okay right it's like but like most

01:07:21.820 like blue collar guys you just look at them and they're just like like i said happy friday to a

01:07:27.500 and he just went you know like thousand yards there i was like okay uh goodbye and uh but like

01:07:35.740 these guys have to do that soy boy face right uh that's so funny jeremy's in the chat i listened

01:07:41.820 to you talk about gaelians recently uh so far jeremy you need to come on with uh all of us

01:07:47.420 sometime i like old fights oh gary gary i got i got a book of learning uh gaelic scots we got

01:07:54.300 to learn it dude and then you got to get ethnic brother i know i was going to message jerry be

01:08:00.460 like you got to come on with me and mac that's so funny so uh there has been numerous sites when me

01:08:08.300 and derek were talking about this there was one sighting in ontario recently uh this kind of

01:08:12.700 renewed interest early as 2026 after multiple sightings were reported around um thamesville

01:08:19.820 dresden and uh raglan i don't know if i'm pronouncing those right they're in my own

01:08:24.540 province um chatham uh one witnesses near dresden claimed that they verbally attacked to see asked

01:08:31.260 they were verbally asked to see a sasquatch the day before the alleged encounter a seven foot

01:08:36.540 tall black haired figure stands silently near the tree line at dawn another report from thamesville

01:08:42.860 described a cinnamon colored creature nearly eight feet tall emerging briefly from the woods

01:08:47.340 accompanied by deep wood knocking and possible tracks and then this in uh raglan i'm probably

01:08:53.820 pronouncing that right i don't know where that is a witness claimed their dog became hysterical

01:08:57.820 moments before a large dark dark upright figure appeared briefly near the edge of the field

01:09:03.100 before vanishing into the brush uh so and there's even supposedly in alberta there was a trail cams

01:09:09.020 that caught a large upright figure moving smoothly across the isolated valleys uh so that's weird 0.98

01:09:15.020 they said it doesn't resemble bears or humans i think that's so bullshit dude you have all these 0.99

01:09:21.040 foreigners coming here and they're like you know hey you want to come see bigfoot you know i'm fine 1.00

01:09:26.300 with like the drugs and selling the drugs and doing the crime but now they're trying to get 0.99

01:09:30.220 our kids like that's so funny someone said hey you want to come see fucking bigfoot you know he 0.98

01:09:35.020 was offered to see bigfoot i was george floyd george floyd's ghost was fucking walking through 0.98

01:09:40.300 oh that's fucked they're like it is like there's a lot of p there has been recent when you mentioned 0.98

01:09:46.780 that derek i looked it up and there was recent stories of people that claim to have seen something 0.99

01:09:51.260 weird and like i don't i i questioned everything i never know what to believe or what's real i've

01:09:56.300 seen like shadow people myself had experiences that i can't explain and it just if they're doing

01:10:02.700 that with cern if that's real and they're actually smashing particles together just to see what

01:10:06.940 happens like what the are they unleashing like we're gonna have nelson mandela actually come

01:10:12.140 out of a jail cell at one point you know what i mean yeah usually i know we're gonna do an episode

01:10:19.820 everyone's kind of a piece of like uh that they made you worship heroes that were villains

01:10:24.780 like once you start looking into like muhammad gandhi was a piece of uh you know mother teresa

01:10:30.460 trafficked children and then um there's so much crazy connections to that stuff and then obviously 0.99

01:10:36.060 martin luther king jr was yeah he was the shaman gay sex or your orgy's malcolm x was the better 0.99

01:10:42.220 one for sure yeah yeah yeah he made he had this a sick quote that i memorized and it was just 1.00

01:10:46.700 something like the the biggest enemy of the black man is the white liberal right because they'll

01:10:51.340 lie to you but they'll pretend he was calling out um he's a good guy i'm gonna try to read his books

01:10:56.940 i should i should do that what do you guys think about uh farrakhan uh he's become more interesting

01:11:02.780 the older i get he used to just be that loud mouth islam type guy when i was younger that

01:11:07.980 was trying to get tyson to just preach the word of islam but i don't know the more the older i

01:11:14.780 get the more i can respect his view to be honest he said some real i posted what he said about

01:11:18.940 like how white people are disappearing and that the more that they race mix or whatever the more

01:11:23.820 it's diluting their blood and i'm like you always hear these like crazy things about louis faircon 0.79

01:11:28.460 and then you're like oh he was trying to tell us something yeah he's trying to warn us black guys

01:11:33.260 are super based anytime you're in the states as soon as you get like in an uber or something

01:11:37.180 like first time is in new york instantly the guy's like hey you see that wire that's fine

01:11:43.580 he goes into conspiracies because they had the tuscati experiment you know they were doing all

01:11:48.460 this to them so they're they know you know they're not going to just trust the white guy right 0.97

01:11:52.380 but us we'd be like oh yeah bonnie henry fuck yeah anthony bouchy oh they're nice yeah the 0.98

01:11:59.380 black community was actually on to the vaccine way before white people were yeah yeah i'm guessing 0.96

01:12:06.200 he's going somewhere um but there's also a vancouver island some hikers claim that they 0.98

01:12:13.900 yeah we got to stop uh smoking vapes man that's the government trying to condition to suck robot 0.99

01:12:19.880 dick yeah that's what my buddies were saying it looked like it might the one i had a giant juice 1.00

01:12:24.680 box robot dick with no experience 0.99

01:12:32.360 that's so true that's so funny um well my dog is getting absolutely unruly here guys i'm gonna have 0.99

01:12:38.680 to take him out soon yeah yeah you you can you can if you need a pause we can uh i still have

01:12:43.720 we can me and mac can talk about more of this bigfoot stuff you gotta let him out yeah he's

01:12:49.160 going well if i let him out it'll be a good 45 minute walk so yeah it sounds like derek

01:12:56.040 is trying to leave and not have a break

01:13:01.480 yeah i apologize for that it's just ozzy is do you want me do you want to see a couple

01:13:05.320 more videos quick then yeah we could do that okay that's the one i just played how about this one

01:13:19.160 Thank you.

01:13:49.160 it was like two and a half minutes yeah I've seen that one where he's uh there was a crime

01:14:02.200 scene or something that the police taped off and then he'd returned what did he do to the

01:14:08.460 victims I don't know I don't know if he was the one that did anything to the victims just

01:14:13.120 that it was an actual crime scene and then the reports of the camera being up afterwards this

01:14:17.380 thing was picking up trees and tossing them like yeah that could just be liberals because vancouver 0.96

01:14:22.200 island is fucking progressive city right that could just be liberals unfamiliar unfamiliarity 0.98

01:14:27.540 with like you know heavy equipment like what the fuck is this just tossing to the side uh here's 0.99

01:14:35.280 another video oh yeah this is uh this is strange so this is in china some city called shang shang 0.65

01:14:43.740 howl or shingle out whatever something chinese and this is supposed i don't know if this is real

01:14:49.500 i found this on x but uh this is like a park a they they worship this wild man creature

01:14:57.900 interesting is that the yeti i don't really understand like i get one of the yeti creatures

01:15:03.900 right but this is i don't think this is like this is a real place supposedly

01:15:07.580 i don't get the whole making out with the baby yeti thing that's really weird

01:15:13.740 that's so bizarre 1.00

01:15:17.900 look at the size of this whole bitch 1.00

01:15:43.740 He's got to be nine foot tall. 1.00

01:15:47.740 Hey, see if he wants some chocolate.

01:15:51.740 Hey, big fella. 1.00

01:15:53.740 Hey, fella. 0.98

01:15:56.740 Hey, fella, come here.

01:16:00.740 Oh, he's getting pissed now.

01:16:13.740 hey big fella hey big

01:16:31.900 i could picture mac doing that for some reason is just

01:16:36.620 hey big fella you want some chocolate yeah there's a there's a there's a local content

01:16:41.740 creator named doug marsden you guys need to check out his content it's literally just him

01:16:45.660 in the bathtub waterboarding himself he's nuts and he has one where he just goes up to these kids

01:16:54.620 and they're just sitting at the steps of the school drinking he just walks up hey you can't 0.99

01:16:58.940 fucking drink and they're like oh i'm just talking with you hands them a mickey um i have two more 0.97

01:17:07.040 videos of bigfoot oh my god that is bigfoot 1.00

01:17:15.640 look at your screen right now i need you to really look at what you're seeing

01:17:25.560 there is a Bigfoot crouched in the brush

01:17:28.080 hiding behind a tangle of branches

01:17:30.100 and dead wood

01:17:31.060 and the man holding this camera is close enough

01:17:33.920 to count the hairs on its head

01:17:35.540 they found Terrence McKenna

01:17:39.960 he's not dead

01:17:42.200 he's alive

01:17:42.680 there's another one for Survivorman

01:17:45.080 he went out with Todd Standing

01:17:47.400 and

01:17:48.880 apparently this is supposed to be the best

01:17:51.880 Bigfoot footage ever

01:17:53.380 but um apparently todd standing's wife used to work in animatronics and nobody believes them 0.55

01:18:01.380 yeah mind you i've never seen a bigfoot so i wouldn't know what the fuck they look like anyway

01:18:04.960 that shoe is like it's so hard to tell what's real or what's not real like if you saw in the 0.97

01:18:10.080 90s that video we just showed like you'd be like what the fuck is that thing like especially in 0.97

01:18:14.780 the way that it's filmed it looks kind of real and i don't know if i'd be like holy shit it's 0.97

01:18:20.140 bigfoot i feel like i'd be like i'd just like be still i'd be scared right you're like holy 0.75

01:18:26.140 it was you're like your heart would stink it's like in your stomach oh for sure yeah i don't

01:18:30.460 know bigfoot's a him up he just like he'll break you in half like you know how bane like broke

01:18:36.300 batman's back that's gonna happen walking around like a vietnam like a vietnam war 0.96

01:18:46.780 dude you ever see those old ladies that are shaped like l's it's 1.00

01:18:49.260 what makes you like that because that scares me hard work man that's what all these old women 1.00

01:18:55.340 looked like they're all like oh and then there's seven seven eight kids just pumped out of that 1.00

01:19:01.900 thing it's their weighing them down you know american service men is next that's squat snatch

01:19:10.940 we'll play one more video then we'll let derrick out of here 0.98

01:19:19.260 it's so dumb there's another one of bigfoot they could see him just through the tent or 0.85

01:19:31.300 something like that and you only see his face come from behind a tree that one actually looks 0.97

01:19:35.600 like harry and the hendersons it is it is bizarre you know there's a lot of like it's just never

01:19:41.520 never know um obviously there's like theories that bigfoot was an interdimensional interdimensional

01:19:46.980 creature you said that suddenly people like think that he's being able to like communicate like

01:19:52.000 telepathically sudden vision overwhelming emotions and sensations during encounters

01:19:56.580 uh so there is bizarre theories and there's even one famous story tied in the 1980s

01:20:03.380 eruption of mount st helens claims military helicopters secretly removed a charred sasquatch

01:20:10.280 body from a uh restricted zones after the disaster uh fringe stories involve retired intelligence

01:20:17.240 officers alleged governments have studied or concealed bigfoot encounters since the cold era

01:20:22.520 and obviously when you think about how they even tried to test the hair the fbi is like what is

01:20:27.720 this you know they're trying to supposedly so you never know man but i mean look at the pacific

01:20:34.200 policy inspired look at hawaii they weren't helicoptering anybody up there yeah

01:20:40.280 well that and the thing is too right like all those like they have direct energy weapons so

01:20:48.920 you have no idea maybe they're trying to drive out big flu yeah they should have painted them blue

01:20:53.120 do you think et was jewish who he looks a bit like uh larry king 0.77

01:21:00.200 see how bizarre that movie is it's very strange

01:21:05.040 i'm gonna have to go back and watch it it makes sense that he was going after

01:21:09.860 drew barrymore as a kid though well he made heather rook into shoes supposedly

01:21:14.220 supposedly i just said that during that we talked about this and i was like supposedly

01:21:19.620 it's like this claim that he made heather a rook and they broke her like intestines by 0.88

01:21:24.620 passing her around and shit and that's what killed her and it's like yeah that was true 0.92

01:21:29.920 my brother-in-law was just working on the new one and he came back and he looked like that 0.97

01:21:35.500 he did not look good he seemed to do uh what's it called not the shiny what's it called

01:21:44.200 exorcist oh yeah i know the poltergeist poltergeist oh never mind i thought it was a good one

01:21:50.440 all right we'll let we'll let derrick get out of here and then uh i'll have we'll

01:21:56.280 we'll discuss a couple ways we can catch bigfoot yeah

01:22:01.160 derrick don't go in the woods brother oh i'm definitely i'm definitely going looking for

01:22:05.400 me and uh northern liberty matt are going to go find him yeah i want to film i keep pushing him

01:22:12.680 i'm like he needs to get uh he wants to get um that elon musk internet and i was like because

01:22:18.040 it's he's like in a padded room essentially he said nothing can get out so it's like you 0.97

01:22:22.920 you got to get your shit face yeah we'll bring the starlink and a jackery out there 0.97

01:22:28.140 and uh we'll just stream from the campfire making bigfoot noises that would be cool i i eventually 0.99

01:22:35.300 want to film some chefs some pretty good cameras and shit so we shall see all right derek thank

01:22:40.540 you for joining us that was fun we'll try to do something on sunday night yeah yeah i'll be around 0.68

01:22:45.300 sunday if you want all right sounds good mac yeah you're welcome to come join us on plat army as

01:22:50.200 i would love to yes thank you yeah sunday yeah just remind me i'm not good i'll remind you

01:22:56.120 i'll remind you all right boys we'll talk later 0.91

01:23:01.240 yeah man big foot bro i have some more stupid goy slop 0.99

01:23:08.060 so yeah stay with me for like 10 more minutes we'll fucking end this shit but check out this 1.00

01:23:14.960 stay in the woods furball this is a class a abduction zone your kind ruins property values 0.99

01:23:19.400 with all that hair and footprint evidence, 0.81

01:23:20.980 go back to Oregon with Esa Craig. 1.00

01:23:22.380 Bigfoot has rights too, you gray-skinned freaks. 1.00

01:23:24.380 Rights, you have pine needles. 1.00

01:23:27.440 So dumb. 1.00

01:23:29.360 So dumb. 1.00

01:23:29.780 Do you think Bigfoot could exist? 1.00

01:23:32.740 Like, what is your thoughts on, like, actually,

01:23:35.120 do some of these interdimensional creatures actually,

01:23:37.800 or, like, is it made up in people's minds?

01:23:39.960 What do you think it is?

01:23:41.400 Yeah, I think there's definitely a real one out there.

01:23:43.360 There's definitely a couple of real ones.

01:23:44.820 I mean, you'd have to be ridiculous not to believe

01:23:46.840 that there was some real ones, I think.

01:23:48.440 it's not that crazy to believe this is like the most simple one are you actually gonna smoke that

01:23:55.360 thing or you just hold it all i'm running out of butane i don't have enough butane

01:23:58.940 if this is my last bottle um but no i can't find the torch too and then also my son is in the home

01:24:06.680 so it's i i don't smoke weed so uh yeah i don't know i was gonna go and do a little quick one but

01:24:11.600 i don't know bigfoot was seen near an indian reserve around dresden i know the force y'all

01:24:17.120 like they they have a lot of like the native folklore about bigfoot is crazy they have like

01:24:21.520 some bizarre stories which is like the wendigo their old tradition was erased in residential

01:24:28.240 school so i don't know how they would remember that but um well i know that's what they claim

01:24:33.360 right yeah yeah exactly i know that's what the liberals say right so why i always find it funny

01:24:39.440 yeah i i actually i like i've always respected native culture and and wanted to understand it

01:24:45.200 because we were kind of raised around it you know i i went viral critiquing the history that we're

01:24:50.480 told right but realistically just to say this that without them learning to write and speak

01:24:57.520 and i mean not even english but learning how to write and be able to write things down and pass

01:25:01.520 on this it would have still been it's telephone game your great great grandfather woodman or

01:25:08.480 like we come from an oral tradition too scottish and you know i i i believe that's it but i think

01:25:16.160 the problem with is that why you guys wear skirts yeah i'm going around surrey you guys right but 1.00

01:25:23.440 you know the problem with the indigenous is that they talk to us like they just see they need to 1.00

01:25:27.840 get better at differentiating the different types of whites right because they have a big tradition 1.00

01:25:32.000 of lying to and just tricking whites right like you guys come over building for basketball and 0.94

01:25:37.200 they're like oh the drop bear the drop bear it falls under the tree and attacks people 0.99

01:25:41.120 right you know the australians come and just try to trick you know dumb people but the natives do 1.00

01:25:47.680 that too right so it's like there is you coming to our casino you don't know if they're just lying 1.00

01:25:53.920 to you or tricking you um but you have to actually be friends with them and then you know you know if

01:25:58.320 a native guy just comes up to you telling you about bigfoot you know hey you want to see some

01:26:02.480 bigfoot don't go with it i've actually had quite a few native friends and i'm sure that like the

01:26:08.720 there's people online and i've gotten like essentially death threats from people and

01:26:13.920 because i call out like the factual history of like the iroquois attack the hurons and like

01:26:20.000 they're they're like they were scalping people there was savagery there was like kidnapping

01:26:24.720 women and children and i always say much like europeans did at one point this is not

01:26:29.200 like new to any civilization or any people or tribes of people right and because you tell them

01:26:35.120 the truth yeah like the french attacked the british the british attacked the french the

01:26:40.240 hurons aligned with the french they fought each other and then you know the british side with the

01:26:45.360 iroquois are from america like all that kind of like people fail to recognize the struggle unity

01:26:51.440 and sacrifice that was it wasn't built on genocide and stuff it's just this weird that they

01:26:56.400 really try to push like there was fighting on all sides it was more a struggle the ones who

01:27:01.440 talked about that went to got educated at colonial school you know university of

01:27:04.960 british columbia right but it's like why would you be offended at that you know it's like oh no 0.56

01:27:10.400 you were gay you guys walked around in the meadows and you tugged rabbits right no they were a warrior 0.94

01:27:16.960 class that's why they would do those things like scalping like they always claim like europeans 0.97

01:27:20.880 brought scalping but there's evidence in america there was an actual mass grave of like 300 um

01:27:27.840 tribe and they can clearly tell uh by the archaeological evidence of like the scalps at

01:27:33.040 least what is left of the bone fragments that there was like not like a stone or something

01:27:37.600 scraped off the top of their heads like from scalping right but this was a warrior tradition

01:27:42.640 right and talking about bigfoot because that's like they would be like go attack that tribe

01:27:48.480 right and then grab if you grab the scalp it was like yeah we were here at the same time we saw

01:27:55.200 them doing it you know there was like wagon parties in america they it's they will smash

01:28:02.000 babies on rocks dude and like do the craziest dude and you wonder why the settlers attacked

01:28:07.520 back and it's just like well they shouldn't have been here i'm like i would someone made this point

01:28:11.680 i had this uh this chick on the show she's like really speaks out for european heritage and

01:28:16.480 against colonialism she's that was the first show she ever went on she goes by uh mk what about it

01:28:21.920 and she's like a younger girl that just doesn't like what they're doing in regard to like how

01:28:27.040 they're destroying like european heritage and she always would bring up the fact that's like

01:28:31.920 if you discovered a new land right would you just turn around you'd be like oh let's forget about

01:28:37.920 this like and because when the french started showing up like 1535 they were like fishing and

01:28:42.720 stuff and they were just going across the coast they you know found this kind of new place trying

01:28:47.200 to figure out if they could create the what they did the fur trade right and it's just like why 0.62

01:28:52.000 would you think that they're like oh let's see if we can like build something here why people like

01:28:56.720 that that's creative that's not stolen that's building site you know yeah but i mean they're

01:29:00.880 also like friends yeah they were we can we can take your wilderness and we can give you like

01:29:06.960 brick buildings that's essentially what they're trying the ones who didn't survive like the ones

01:29:11.360 who like if the pilgrims came in america or whatever the ones who didn't survive were like

01:29:15.200 the progressive people who were like no we can't talk to them it's racist and then they did every

01:29:19.280 food and then you know it's like yeah like we were friends with them dude did you watch american

01:29:24.960 primeval yeah i was so good when some of those scenes do when like the the uh native guys coming

01:29:32.320 out of the tree with the like this would like happen i was thinking the other day at work and

01:29:36.720 you know because i'm sure like it's it's just strange because the way things people perceive

01:29:41.360 information that they're given on the internet so there's people that hate me i'm like no i don't

01:29:45.360 actually like i actually has been friends with a lot of names i actually liked a lot of names

01:29:48.800 growing up one of my best friends was so it's like it's just i'm trying to tell factual history

01:29:54.240 but some of that like those stuff that stuff would happen like imagine if you're in the woods and

01:29:58.320 you're a settler and there's only a couple hundred of you because so many died like building canada

01:30:03.680 and stuff like that they would like show up this group of family would die and then be like okay

01:30:07.520 send some more and imagine if you're in the woods you're like like those like weird chants that they

01:30:12.800 do and then i saw a video a while ago of a native guy shooting a bow and arrow and it was like boom

01:30:19.520 boom these people like oh it was so primitive and then we came here with all our it's

01:30:24.960 not like it was just like you're you know sparring a baby dude like these were

01:30:29.600 like good fights and then fortunately we won because now we have like instagram well i think

01:30:35.680 i got that's not to harp on but i i do think like you know this topic gets brought up a lot in like

01:30:41.440 north america and canada specifically because kind of pushed on us but like i've always stated that

01:30:46.560 i think they benefit the most because like we're not benefiting really from like a sense of what

01:30:51.520 our society has devolved into but our ancestors built this for us that's what they that's why

01:30:56.160 they died in wars and died building this place that always makes me laugh so much dude when

01:31:02.400 they're like yeah you're benefiting from a culture of white supremacy it's like yeah dude my

01:31:07.280 grandfather came here you know and he built you know some that people who spoke

01:31:12.160 english could use you know he didn't like wire his house in chinese dude yeah no i know and they

01:31:17.680 he didn't show up there was like nothing here and then they took a wilderness and like i said like

01:31:23.040 in canada right there was 200 300 000 like north america was sparsely inhabited that's a fact

01:31:29.760 uh and obviously they were stealing land from each other but like you can't claim there's a

01:31:34.080 genocide or stolen land and all that stuff when they've benefited from the innovations that were

01:31:38.560 created because of us and now there is more indigenous people in canada than there was even 0.77

01:31:43.360 before pre-contact like that's a fact population dude their population has gone dude it was

01:31:50.320 nothing like even now the native reserves are like 400 people 200 are off band right

01:31:55.360 um but like their population has increased by like 200 it's like a million 1.2 million now

01:32:02.080 whereas our population while they're trying to kill us all right but like if you're living off

01:32:08.480 of tax money not all not every native person is but they do get a lot of benefits from like this

01:32:13.600 said colonialism that they hate but they're like decolonization would be bringing us back to the

01:32:18.400 stone age that's yeah go back in the forest right if you go to ubc or uvic and then you're a native

01:32:23.920 lady and you are oh they colonize this like there's a decolonize this clothing company in vancouver

01:32:29.040 it's like okay well start hand weaving that yeah i know right you're using them screen printed in

01:32:35.040 you know you're getting these t-shirts printed in china and without like the textiles and the

01:32:41.440 things that like europeans created they wouldn't be able to make money off this grift and as

01:32:47.040 uncle semite said like it's a testament to how guerrilla warfare works seeing how

01:32:50.640 the natives fought for like that for 400 years if not thousands of years right and then you got the

01:32:54.560 whole thing of the salutary and europeans might have been here first uh before like maybe what

01:32:59.200 we think of maybe it was like kind of like the slavic europeans or whatever uh but realistically

01:33:05.440 you think about that right how we were able to fight that and like as europeans because like i

01:33:11.680 said one of my ancestors has been here since 1604 so they were the ones that were like and 1700s on

01:33:17.440 my dad's side so they're the ones that were like literally in the forest being like yeah that would

01:33:23.680 be tremendously scary that would not be fun i do not want to be in the forest within that's what

01:33:28.560 i'm saying to these people though is like that would be scarier like your decolonial clothing

01:33:33.600 company that doesn't terrify me you know but if you were to go back in the woods and decolonize

01:33:39.280 yourself that would be terrifying dude it'd be like that i just watched like that scene

01:33:44.880 of zoolander where he's in the mind you know it's like dark as and you're walking through the woods

01:33:51.600 ah i have the black lung papa that's my favorite derek you've been down there for one day that's

01:33:57.200 like such a funny scene um yeah just it's just a funny topic it's just because what like i bring

01:34:03.120 this up and why i've done videos on this stuff is because when i started to speak up for like

01:34:07.840 who we are as canadians i always go well you're not the real canadians the natives are and then

01:34:12.080 i started researching and i was like oh they're just lying to us about everything you know you 0.98

01:34:16.880 know a passport makes you part of who we are like how they tricked us border yeah they tricked us 0.99

01:34:22.400 very young to be like they're just like you it's like well they put in the polish guys in the you 1.00

01:34:28.080 know that was the first wave and that was like tricky right that was a tricky move because they 1.00

01:34:32.480 like oh yeah whatever and we'll make a joke they make a good sausage yeah oh i before i forget

01:34:38.560 though the point uh i wanted to uh are there any stories about settlers coming over here and being

01:34:44.880 like oh there's a big foot oh that's pretty interesting there is there has been numerous

01:34:51.360 stories of weird stuff like that to begin with like even um with the jersey devil right there

01:34:57.120 were stories when they because that was uh in new jersey they were building it from nothing it was

01:35:01.520 like colonialist settlers that came into new jersey and then there was stories right the leads demon

01:35:08.240 that's what he's known as the leads devil uh that kind of created into the new jersey devil idea

01:35:14.800 is that she supposedly it was in the 17 late 17 8 early 1800s and she was uh she believed she was 0.97

01:35:22.720 gonna have she had 12 kids so that is destroyed right and then she was gonna have she was

01:35:28.880 pregnant again because they just be you know they're trying to populate the land they need 0.66

01:35:33.120 more farm hands right and so by the 13th she's like did she want to have another kid she's like 1.00

01:35:38.640 they had no contraceptives you know it's like indians you know i have an idea of how to like 0.99

01:35:43.040 not have kids please stop me and then on her 13th child you know she was like let this be the devil 1.00

01:35:51.840 the child of the devil and then supposedly this winged donkey creature flew out of her vagina 0.98

01:35:57.280 that's really ringing a bell but that also shows you the power i think uncle sama was talking about 1.00

01:36:01.920 semen retention right it's like you know if you're not jacking off all the time you're banging your 0.86

01:36:07.440 wife like crazy you can have those magical powers yeah well and it's there's there's so many weird

01:36:13.760 stories like there was uh stories between like the leads family and this was with supposed to be

01:36:20.000 benjamin franklin in new jersey so like it is weird when you think about this history that's

01:36:24.160 what i said it just become a tulpa where people like there was theories that like uh napoleon

01:36:28.960 bonaparte's brother shot the thing in new jersey like so there's all these stories going back and

01:36:35.440 that's just with the jersey devil so there's definitely going to be these folklore stories

01:36:39.760 especially imagine if you're a settler maybe you've never seen like in europe they have bears

01:36:44.640 but like not like i don't know like what if you just didn't see either like you think it's a bear

01:36:49.280 yeah but that's a cool point right that like at the time you could just like oh i'm gonna

01:36:53.920 gonna go see ben franklin right it's like um like roberto duran you can just walk to his house and

01:37:00.400 like right now at the time like canada is still so fucking small and tidy it's like to even be 0.87

01:37:05.860 like dude i remember i tuned out all media during uh covet i was just like i fucking i lost my mind 0.82

01:37:11.260 i was fucking reading it all day i was like so i kind of missed jeremy a little bit yeah at the 0.98

01:37:17.260 same time it's like now i'm just like i fucking get you chow jeremy mckenzie fuck yeah dude like 0.98

01:37:22.860 just well just like walk around sometimes jeremy mackenzie yeah dude i listen at work i got my 0.98

01:37:30.060 buddies listening at work and too like i've he's like did you listen to jeremy's show today it's

01:37:34.540 just because it's i i do he's he's just he explains like nobody else it's just so funny because we're

01:37:40.700 at break and i was like oh did he release that one professor and i was like yeah you know it

01:37:44.620 made him or is that work like did you hear this it's because like there's only so many people

01:37:49.260 that you can really resonate with like that and it's like rare right that's i felt with like when

01:37:53.500 i met you and derek and yeah it's cool and then even but that goes for any canadian person aside

01:38:00.380 from like george shavalo who's a boxer and his wife charges 500k to talk to him but like gordon

01:38:05.660 reset dude i just bought his book he's like a legendary boxer from the nimo he bought trevor

01:38:10.460 perfect that's cool and i just added him on facebook and he's like sending me messages

01:38:15.260 dude i was trying to get uh mark emery on the show and i was like he was following me before

01:38:22.220 i followed him and i was like yeah you're the weed dude i remember you you know and i was like

01:38:26.700 trying to get him on the show um so these are these are the serious ways that you could look for

01:38:32.220 uh bigfoot obviously methods thermo drone sweeps over remote wilderness motion activated trail cam

01:38:38.460 grids uh hair snag stations for dna samples environmental dna sampling for water and soil

01:38:44.700 overnight obviously auto recordings uh pressure so like trying to find a ghost essentially with

01:38:49.340 pressure sensors hidden on game trails long-term observant camps um this is uh the the comedy ones 0.90

01:38:57.100 this is so dumb uh levo beef jerky protein powder survival gear and an ipa beer as cryptid bait 0.81

01:39:03.740 i hate okay that i like ips they get you have two of those they're good 0.99

01:39:08.540 10 man 10 is like i can we used to it's the and when we me and billy started doing the show it's 0.84

01:39:17.660 the gayest sounding beer but this is when they first started coming out with this stuff it's

01:39:21.580 called like the the cat or the what everybody is that one of those uh one of those uh 0.89

01:39:27.580 monkey flying monkey ipas but it was 10.2 so we started the show with it because there's like

01:39:33.020 let's get a buzz yeah i know they're big abb but you know crack is also super potent i don't smoke

01:39:41.900 crack before i go to the show it's like i need like a domestic beer well that's why you gotta

01:39:46.940 be careful that's why i said i've been in the show for eight years at the beginning

01:39:50.300 we would literally sometimes get blackout drunk and i'd be like what did we record

01:39:56.380 there's been many there was like i said there's been many times billy was wasted i was drunk on

01:40:00.540 an episode and it's just like billy literally blacked out and that's where do i have it this

01:40:04.860 is where you get this from oh yeah yeah you're telling me it's like it is just crazy you should

01:40:11.100 put that in the ai video of him getting objective oh yeah i guarantee billy's gonna touch himself

01:40:18.300 to that video that's so funny i showed the one and he i'll just show everybody this because it's 0.86

01:40:22.860 fucking hilarious wait what's happening relax human we are here to probe you probe no no no 0.86

01:40:28.140 oh you'll enjoy it we promise relax human this won't hurt much what are you doing oh 0.99

01:40:36.780 just a routine probe you're enjoying it whoa what's happening relax human we just want to 0.97

01:40:43.180 probe you probe me no wait hold still this won't hurt much ah oh god it's so ridiculous dude it's 0.93

01:40:51.180 because of his i i called it i didn't call him i told you off here but like how the whole time 0.94

01:40:55.500 we're like wondering why his internet's it's because he had a pawn store shop computer he

01:41:00.300 just told me i was like you son of a and we're like wondering if it's his internet all the time

01:41:04.540 i was like i never had this problem like i do with you and he's like well i was like where'd

01:41:07.820 you get your computer where did you get it and he was like a pawn store and i was like no one

01:41:13.900 in your area has been we were trying to do that episode which will end up recovering for everybody

01:41:18.540 but it's about a guy that believes that he was abducted by aliens and he had sex with one and

01:41:23.740 this is what she looked like kid with it but that's actually legit what they think this is the

01:41:35.660 this is the drawing would you tap it oh it's like an asian type like a big-eyed asian you know

01:41:42.380 sometimes you see the some people got the yellow fever brother like that you know sometimes you 0.71

01:41:48.780 see the photos of them like there's that one i saw one on uh pole one time and you see them and

01:41:53.980 you're like like that's the ones i believe are real or it's like dude he believed he made a

01:41:59.740 comic book about it he believed that he was having sex with this and these things like

01:42:06.620 and this thing like they they drugged him and put him on drugs and stuff like that and then

01:42:10.940 she's supposed to be like came back with his like baby that's why i showed you that one where billy

01:42:14.540 as an alien baby because it's like we just talk about it because it's so bizarre but the whole

01:42:19.500 time we've ever done the show i've always came out like this could be real yeah you know how do you

01:42:24.060 know yeah well it could be i don't know i think i got abducted earlier i had some memories uh when

01:42:30.620 i was a young boy where i had a really weird dream and i think i was abducted but i don't know mac or

01:42:38.860 matt matt had mac matt matt has weird dreams we're talking about in the one episode but like do you

01:42:44.220 we even went to is there was a ufo convention near me and we went like twice actually it was

01:42:49.180 interesting that wasn't it's gotten so much bigger it's in toronto and i was like i was very young

01:42:53.740 and i was like this is awesome yeah like i walked in look at all these cool people look at all these

01:43:00.060 dude and i was like into this so young so this is my early 20s and then i walked by and it's this

01:43:05.580 guy with his little booth and he was like there's ufos hiding in the clouds and he's like showing

01:43:11.980 these pictures and they're just like he's like this one this is ufo that's just a cloud

01:43:22.620 he's like look at it you can see the shape within the club and i for a while i was

01:43:26.540 i was looking at the clouds like yo because i always thought that if the ufos did exist

01:43:30.380 they could have like multi the like camouflage there's that move the show v they redid in 2010

01:43:37.020 and there was one scene when the aliens are coming in the reptilians that masquerade as humans

01:43:41.180 when they come in their uh ship essentially has a projected screen underneath it of the clouds

01:43:48.300 so as it flies by the clouds i think the military has this technology too they film above it okay

01:43:54.220 and then there's essentially a ton of tvs on the bottom if people want to go layman's term

01:43:58.220 and then this this thing is like essentially casting the above image so you will never see it

01:44:05.020 they have that they have an invisibility cloak check thing right i saw a chinese guy he looked

01:44:09.580 like he had the harry potter that's crazy dude like that means we must have it that must yeah 0.91

01:44:15.020 he must have it if they have it because they steal everything their eyes off it who knows

01:44:19.100 if it's real but yeah it's a reflective material but when you do and then they've definitely have

01:44:23.180 stuff like this you hold it up it'll start reflecting around and he essentially is like

01:44:26.860 disappears into the woods and he's like look it's a like harry potter literally yeah we need some of

01:44:31.340 that if it was like thermal right because the drones will come for us eventually and we need

01:44:37.100 that but thermal who's what a monster girl's scare me these people who sleep with monsters

01:44:46.460 is that a real thing yeah i mean i used to do it but i've gotten back in the right

01:44:51.900 gray goose and some juice i prefer fraud cuts i was like i don't even know what ever stuck around

01:44:55.980 the chat uh so funny uh this was this was fun though um you know what do you one last thing

01:45:02.700 how why do you think you were abducted hey oh i didn't get my finish my story so we went to

01:45:05.660 these ufo conferences and there's that weird guy and then but like we we talked to this hypnosis

01:45:11.420 guy and he i was i got stoned of course i was like i'm gonna get high for this is a ufo conference

01:45:16.700 and i actually saw travis walton which is sick that's the guy that's from the uh the movie fire

01:45:22.140 in the sky uh travis walton's the one of the most famous ufo cases where he's like a credible guy

01:45:28.300 that was like they were at a they were working in the woods like cutting down a lit like uh we'll

01:45:33.420 cover on the show something like timbers like that and then he gets abducted from his truck

01:45:37.980 and there's a whole movie based off it so i remember when we went my wife like at the time

01:45:43.340 was like isn't that that guy and we saw him walk by and i'm like because he's been on ancient

01:45:48.460 aliens and all sorts of uh but then we talked this hypnosis i got stoned he tried to like put me under

01:45:54.300 hypnosis didn't work but then the next time we talked to his son he's supposed to be a clairvoyant

01:45:58.620 he like told my wife that she was abducted by aliens that i scared them out of the room

01:46:03.260 but she had aliens abduct her and help her with health problems oh dude there was one i was doing

01:46:09.020 some research today there was a bigfoot one where this lady was camping and she had uh

01:46:12.940 multiple sclerosis or something no something worse than that if possible michael j fox yeah

01:46:19.820 she was doing tons of yayo and she was in the in the in the tent and then they all heard this crazy

01:46:25.900 screaming and then it like walked around to each of them and then she's like go away i mean the

01:46:31.580 nerve on this lady the chat spot maybe you should do it right but she she said in the morning she

01:46:37.820 was completely cured like it was like their last trip the girls were going on and then the bigfoot

01:46:43.500 came walked around to each one of them and then she said go away and then it came back this was

01:46:47.740 on coast to coast i used to love that show right i liked it before it was uh

01:46:54.140 jesus art bell and stuff dude it's that's what woke me up to a lot of the stuff i used to

01:46:58.940 listen to all the time right yeah jc all that stuff but yeah i mean that was pretty she got 0.87

01:47:05.900 healed by bigfoot yeah we were we were watching um that stupid show 90 fiance uh my my wife likes 0.96

01:47:14.220 it but i i get stoned while i'm researching the show and i'm like just make fun of the people 1.00

01:47:18.860 they're all retarded reality tv changed my life man dude they're all the stupidest people and i 1.00

01:47:24.700 can't help but like you get in fixing where i'm like look at these dumb like this woman just 1.00

01:47:28.940 keeps taking trips to nigeria and i'm like are you retarded yeah but then it's like i have sort 0.99

01:47:35.180 of a negative view of them i'd be like people are so stupid i hate them and then i realized that i 0.99

01:47:40.460 love them dude like it's like i don't know if i came in a podcast i'm just like hello 0.99

01:47:45.100 oh no it's like you want to watch these insane crazy people right it's like

01:47:55.820 it is very amusing when you when you're stoked i smoke like it's half a joint a night and then

01:47:59.660 we put this on and i'm like doing research for the show or the album or whatever

01:48:03.820 or doing and i'm like and i'm like paying attention it is so crazy some of the like

01:48:08.140 the shenanigans and drama maybe they engineer some of it but there was like um a black lady 0.70

01:48:13.740 and she was one of the part of those like churches that are like full-blown like the black church 0.95

01:48:17.420 there's one white girl but she she was she was in a mixed race relationship or whatever

01:48:23.260 and they they're like they believe it's so strange because they really believe that like

01:48:28.700 i'm being on the talking in tongues the pentecostal or whatever and they literally they're showing the

01:48:34.860 footage of them like on the ground spazzing it and i'm like that's weird man yeah that's just

01:48:39.900 the power of the mind have you watched the utah salt lake uh uh real housewives of salt lake city 0.84

01:48:46.060 you need to watch it dude it's so good there's like a black lady like that she runs a black 1.00

01:48:51.180 church and then she's like yeah come over to my house and then it's just like a the biggest 1.00

01:48:56.540 magic you've ever seen she has like 10 rolls royces she married her grandfather that's she

01:49:02.460 was her grandfather she married him and then uh she goes in there's this one scene that one of the 0.98

01:49:08.620 other housewives her mother's in the hospital and this lady walks in she's like visiting the mom

01:49:13.500 and she's like i'm not going in there it smells like a hospital she just leaves 1.00

01:49:19.500 hospital smell the worst dude but it uh it is strange like some of those religious like there 0.75

01:49:24.700 is some weird ass uh it's just i do think like someone it's the power of suggestion right it's 0.74

01:49:29.980 this idea of like yeah you know you believe and then the things like oh yes it was always like 0.98

01:49:36.060 Like it might just be yourself, right?

01:49:38.440 Like I, I think that whatever God is, I've always had this theory, right?

01:49:41.900 We can end this.

01:49:42.480 It would, I've always had this theory, like whatever God is, we're a part of God, which

01:49:46.280 makes us gods in our own kind of right.

01:49:48.840 Uh, you know, and, and there's a lot of people that don't like Christianity.

01:49:52.280 I'm not religious or whatever, but we got harped on, uh, on X recently, uh, for when

01:49:58.300 I had the Frojax brothers on, we talked about Adam green, is Jesus real?

01:50:02.340 Is he not real or whatever?

01:50:03.440 and people started like there's a thread that people are losing arguing i'll never participate

01:50:08.160 in it over if jesus is real if he's not real but i'm like whatever that is we're part of that though

01:50:14.400 right so you think we'd be able to create things and manifest things to some extent you know yeah

01:50:20.400 it's like two points to that one it's like that collective consciousness if you've ever been on 0.50

01:50:24.400 like a blue collar site like a job site or something when it's white guys together it's

01:50:28.880 just like you don't even talk yeah you see what needs to be done you do it and then two i've 0.70

01:50:36.240 forgotten that no one else acts like that we're just like we get things done and you know i know

01:50:42.880 it's crazy i know so they wanted to cut us off from that oh and then the second point was that 0.96

01:50:47.280 black guy it's like you're talking about power of suggestion and you know those black guys on 0.97

01:50:51.280 tiktok and they're just like words are spells that's why they call it spelling yeah you know 0.99

01:50:57.360 i love that because it's like also so dumb though spells do is spelling spell but there's that one

01:51:05.040 guy and he's like oh you gotta be kidding me and then he was like what did you try to do and he'll 0.63

01:51:12.880 show you a picture of an african prince supposedly in europe and he's like oh they erased our history

01:51:21.760 and it's like you're looking at an ai painting dude what the are you talking about even before

01:51:27.360 early 2000s like when it was show it was like those like it's like black and then it's like

01:51:31.600 photoshopped like purple with crazy text like it's like a rap show and like yeah that crucifix

01:51:36.960 guy or whatever his name is that's the guy like this literally guy is one viral somebody literally

01:51:41.680 just lying he is just lying through his teeth and be like oh you better be we were the moors

01:51:48.800 we created europe and it's like what do you know the mores were not yeah the mores were

01:51:54.240 not subsequent like that's so crazy dude what they're trying to do now like they're making

01:52:01.200 travis scott troy or something i can't remember whatever character's playing right there's this

01:52:06.880 one black guy in here and he was talking about he was like yeah the revelation he's like modern

01:52:12.160 military weapons in revelation and he goes through and he's like look at this it says the

01:52:18.320 helicopter and he's like it has a halo that looks like wings and then he shows like what a cricket

01:52:24.080 or like a locust looks like and he's like he is describing a helicopter john saw a helicopter and

01:52:30.640 the duty goes through and it's awesome i'm trying to find his name but i can't shout him out

01:52:35.200 unfortunately he's a black guy just look for black guy on tick tock oh maybe then i was like i was

01:52:42.800 misinformed i thought that was the guy it's cursive i thought i thought that i could find

01:52:48.560 that guy i was like i thought they knew in the chat um but it's just funny because i'm like

01:52:53.680 i could do videos like that too and just lie through my teeth and it's just interesting how

01:52:57.920 like ai and some of this stuff like speaking of bigfoot and strange things is is just it's

01:53:03.600 shifting everything and then everyone thinks that there's something that it's it's very strange like

01:53:07.920 everything's being rewritten and big time one of the weirdest experiences that i had was at work

01:53:13.120 and we're just sitting there and this guy's just on his phone like this and you can just hear what

01:53:16.640 he's listening to and it's just like it's just like and then it's like the the shittiest 0.99

01:53:22.240 fucking ai video and his entire algorithm which is like and then the little girl went back and 0.98

01:53:27.920 her mother said we need to get the coins i was like how the are people watching this 0.98

01:53:34.400 our brains have died man everyone is they cannot compute no more it's over that should be the

01:53:41.920 voting test dude honestly that should be the voting test i was thinking about it because you

01:53:45.680 know i'm reading the old constitution of canada and it's like you must be a homeowner you must

01:53:50.240 not be in debt to vote and then it's like i was thinking like okay well you could have a family 0.96

01:53:54.960 and it's like well the chinese guys have families and they don't like canada the indian guys have

01:54:00.400 that but it should be based on your algorithm bro like if you show me your algorithm and it's just

01:54:06.080 like ai slop it's like sorry you don't have a bug no no it is it's crazy we the one india everyone

01:54:13.280 has one indian friend i feel like the one indie guy he's showing everyone his feed and it's like

01:54:18.240 uh it's like thai boys and stuff we're like what are you looking at man it's crazy

01:54:24.400 and i'm showing my my friends my ai goy slop that i'm making for the show and i'm like yo

01:54:29.200 check out mac is getting abducted by a big flip my one buddy loved it he was like what the

01:54:33.680 man yeah i know it's crazy algorithm was just literally pornography they would literally just

01:54:40.080 be like hey mac look at this i try not to watch anything there's only a couple videos i'm like

01:54:44.320 oh i like that i'll say that or whatever but uh i try not to doom scroll too often it's hard but

01:54:49.920 it's like there's just so much oh like i i infuriating get like i'm like oh there's a

01:54:56.880 indian parade in a town near me where there's like hundreds of them marching down the streets

01:55:02.400 uncalled for like there was no like a parade block off they just did it and and people are 0.88

01:55:08.320 driving by and it's like everyone in the comments is like wow culture all this i'm so sick of this

01:55:17.600 it's like you're while you're being erased you're celebrating your own erasure is my thing and if

01:55:23.360 people are like i always have to say this it's like i don't have anything against anyone i just 0.93

01:55:27.760 don't want to be around foreign cultures and foreign languages of foreign people they have

01:55:32.720 their own place our ancestors made it yeah dude i went to my black buddy's house for thanksgiving 0.96

01:55:39.600 one time when i was playing basketball did you have fried chicken no they had shrimp and there

01:55:44.560 was like seafood stuff i was like this is not my typical thanksgiving and then i was talking to a

01:55:49.520 different black guy talking lots of black guys right and then he's like he was like no way yeah 0.76

01:55:55.040 i i would just be uncomfortable coming to your house for thanksgiving dinner i'd be like yeah

01:55:59.360 you know i would be uncomfortable too it's not familiar and so it's like we've had what is 0.88

01:56:03.120 familiar taken away and replaced with you know black guy thanksgiving which involves seafood it's 0.84

01:56:07.680 not our traditional food right it's just like why the manipulation done of how uh engineered our 0.99

01:56:15.440 collapse of our culture and our people and demonize it like and it's crazy because so many people uh

01:56:21.760 white people supposedly are asleep to this stuff and so was i in a lot of regard you can use on

01:56:26.560 older episodes but once you realize and then i'm like no this is not hateful or right for me to

01:56:31.520 racist to like point out things that are going on or wanting to value my own people while everybody

01:56:36.560 else does you're starting to realize wow this has been like super conditioned into our minds like

01:56:41.840 so much so it's like until you wake up to that it's crazy yeah one time dude i was like standing

01:56:48.640 outside uh bouncing at a nightclub and this guy from alberta was there he's like fat just like

01:56:52.800 you know he's like unsure and shy it was his first day and then all the cool bouncers are 1.00

01:56:58.000 talking you know that he pipes everything yeah i think there's too many immigrants and i was just

01:57:01.840 like but like i did literally didn't even know where the people were immigrating from this is

01:57:06.160 like 2012 i'm like it literally has zero idea what i'm talking about like ah immigrants are good what

01:57:12.480 do you mean it's just built on immigrants oh god i gotta apologize that guy was crazy well i started

01:57:22.240 noticing i would say and thanks to alex jones being slightly racist i feel like i remember in

01:57:27.680 2017 when the syrian refugee crisis stuff was happening and i remember i was a chef at the

01:57:34.720 thing and i remember sitting there and i said i was watching the news and i was like all this

01:57:39.680 is fake this is just an excuse to bring over military aged men and i didn't even and this

01:57:44.800 is before i even knew really what an indian was you know i knew like one family when i was growing

01:57:49.840 up from toronto because my grandfather lived there you know what i mean and they like were

01:57:54.720 people who assimilated right and they were like spoke english and assimilated to the culture and

01:58:00.160 actually they were just like if you're paying them white you might not be able to tell the

01:58:03.440 difference right yeah and and then it kind of obviously shifted or a poo or like kumar i was

01:58:08.400 like this is my references so when i was in the syrian refugee crisis happened and it was still

01:58:13.440 like everywhere that i mostly went out in toronto was like white or whatever or being like this is

01:58:17.520 fake and this chick lost her mind on me she's like i'm sick of seeing babies wash up on shore 0.95

01:58:23.120 and that was fake actually they proved that was fake it's crazy propaganda man some of these indian 0.96

01:58:29.040 guys man out here in surrey are way more white than actual canadians like canadians are forsaken 0.67

01:58:33.520 their traditions and cultures and then these guys came in here put in the work they go

01:58:38.400 watch hockey games and and now the canadian guys are no we're actually we don't do that anymore

01:58:43.120 we hate canada right yeah it is weird because even like and that's like not to the

01:58:48.560 everyone because again taking out of context and that's why like i have a video going

01:58:52.720 that went kind of viral-ish on x talking about the people coming from india and stuff like that

01:58:57.840 and i mean i even said if i was like i have friends that are indian and there was one guy

01:59:02.560 i worked with that i always joked that he was a white guy in a brown guy's body because he liked

01:59:07.440 liked the movies and the culture of like western culture like love going to movies and seeing the

01:59:12.320 blockbusters and he had really he had really good english and he like the way he styled his hair 0.96

01:59:17.280 wore his clothing he looked like a white guy but then it's like you realize that we're not letting

01:59:21.600 in it's not it's not what it was before and then it's like those guys it's like what a you know

01:59:26.800 betrayal to those people they came and became canadian their kids don't speak punjabi or hindi

01:59:32.320 yeah it's like and now it's like what a betrayal dude yeah they're like we're gonna force them to

01:59:38.240 we're gonna have uh after school classes to teach you a foreign language and i kind of made a joke

01:59:42.640 i was like are they gonna is this a way of teaching them to like be able to beg for uh

01:59:47.520 forget like to beg for mercy from the invading force that won't speak english is this the way

01:59:52.720 to teach i mean i would be fine because i have my two-week course in practical punjabi which is

01:59:58.800 amazon just said it's coming so yeah it's true this is our reality is not some invader pleasure

02:00:04.720 island fantasy yeah and that's the thing is like we that's why you kind of need to push back

02:00:09.360 everyone does too because like we will lose it to these people that already have an entire

02:00:13.760 subcontinent and it's like if you've seen india and even places in punjab if you see what

02:00:18.880 this certain culture until they fix it check out suri with me brother no thank you

02:00:27.200 you know and the thing is too right that there was a i would like to play a clip sometime but

02:00:30.720 the indian professor right it's not to like harp on this too much but a guy literally said

02:00:35.680 the indian mind is incapable of like essentially living in the western world it's like your own

02:00:42.400 people are recognizing hey like you're actually just destroying and then they the the low iq comes 1.00

02:00:49.040 in of you did this to us the british did this it's just all the revenge plot as soon as you get them

02:00:54.960 to admit it a mass majority of why they think they're taking over or like their excuses for it

02:01:00.960 it is again this whole scenario that they play in their head of a revenge fantasy i know it's crazy

02:01:06.560 it's not a good you know what those aren't the immigrants we're looking for no no brother i'm 0.88

02:01:11.280 fucking exhausted yeah yeah let's get out of here this was this was fun goofy that's kind of what i 0.99

02:01:15.680 expected um i didn't think that they like the indians wouldn't be brought up just because like 0.99

02:01:20.960 if people don't know in other countries it is like invasive like everywhere everyone's starting to 1.00

02:01:27.600 notice it is like getting so bad you know think about the uk this is like for you guys listen 0.94

02:01:35.120 in the uk it's like your muslim problem it's the same thing you know i know i had a guy from the 0.88

02:01:40.560 sas the british sas special forces and he came to visit in like 2012. huge guy super scary and

02:01:46.720 standing out i was the only person to do because he's talking so he kept coming back and he's like 0.98

02:01:51.760 mac that's this crazy muslim problem that's all these dirty muslims i was like whoa whoa oh oh 1.00

02:01:57.840 yeah the muslims right because i was so scared of him and then you know like seven years later you 1.00

02:02:02.800 here about the no good see and that one thing i have to uh say to some people is come on get your

02:02:08.720 racism right because there's people that are thinking that the sikhs from india are muslims 0.98

02:02:14.240 and just because they have a term on their ass like they're not they're not they believe in 0.99

02:02:17.520 something totally different their religion is 500 years old the indians don't like the muslims 0.99

02:02:24.240 you know there's a in fact i think sikhism came into being to protect people from muslims right 0.92

02:02:30.080 so it's like it's like even fiji right like fiji had a they repatriated all these indians they

02:02:36.160 kicked them out they said get out of here right so then it's like i i knew a fijian guy and he 0.97

02:02:40.960 was trying to get a job at this place in the form of this indian he's like these goddamn 0.99

02:02:44.480 fuckers being so racist to me and everyone at work was like what do you mean you're both brown 0.99

02:02:49.520 what are you talking about but it's like he came from fiji right it's so funny there's far more 1.00

02:02:55.040 races i think it's hilarious anytime any indian or anyone else black whatever calls us racist i'm

02:03:01.280 like you you people openly call for the death of certain races or religions and stuff like that i

02:03:06.560 don't do any of that i just don't want to like i believe in preserving my own nation and heritage

02:03:12.080 and having a home for ourselves everyone else is allowed to have it but we aren't that's my

02:03:16.880 whole argument right there this is everyone else's level of racism this is white people's level we

02:03:23.360 are the most compassionate up to here yeah so everybody out there even if you're on derek's side

02:03:29.200 uh this is something that i would like everyone to do is go support my music the reptilian

02:03:33.840 i'm all i'm essentially almost done the white man's burden it's epic there's absolutely crazy

02:03:40.240 songs and it's all about being proud of your heritage there's a song called the weimar republic

02:03:44.560 like i have some bangers and they're like i guarantee there's stuff about canada or history

02:03:50.000 It's gonna be about I think 12 to 13 songs and it's I've taken my time

02:03:53.780 It's the best written well written stuff. I've ever done. What is going on outside?

02:04:00.440 Celebration of Vishnu is mine is my wife vacuuming someone vacuuming outside. That's like a vacuum or a helicopter 0.99

02:04:07.820 Someone's definitely vacuuming outside. Well, thank you. I open the windows. I could smoke my joint, but this was fun

02:04:14.000 I didn't think we go this long, but you guys were late so it happens

02:04:16.880 but yeah you guys on uh derek's i've seen this for people watching subscribe to strange food

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02:04:45.920 are not going to be for everybody but we all don't need to agree on everything that makes it boring

02:04:51.680 thank you guys so much for listening and follow me on i like old fights as well

02:04:55.600 and take you to the south african yeah yeah definitely go check i like old fights

02:04:59.360 uh this new account i like old bikes i'm just kidding

02:05:03.440 i want you to go around surrey and just take pictures of old bikes

02:05:10.640 i wish white people were even half of racist as they claim we were yeah it's so true all right

02:05:15.280 there's a vacuum clearly interrupting see you guys stay strange 0.97

Derek Rants - May 13, 2026

2026-05-13 - STRANGE BREW

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