Derek Rants - 2026-08-03 - PLAID ARMY

00:00:00.000 Transcription by CastingWords

00:00:30.000 Let's go.

00:01:00.000 of soil and blood

00:01:02.260 It was meant to be

00:01:03.700 We carried on

00:01:08.180 through drought and flood

00:01:10.280 It was meant to be

00:01:11.720 We built this land

00:01:16.180 upon our graves

00:01:18.440 It was meant to be

00:01:19.800 As fortune favors

00:01:24.420 just the brave

00:01:26.360 It was meant to be

00:01:27.720 Don't worry, child. Don't you fear at all. Don't worry, child. We will kill them all.

00:01:44.720 Don't worry, child. Don't you fear at all. 1.00

00:01:50.620 Don't worry child, we will kill them all 1.00

00:02:20.620 Your father's died, so you may live 1.00

00:02:38.300 We can't forget and we won't forgive

00:02:50.620 Now I must go, do you hear the drums?

00:02:58.620 We will prevail, whatever comes

00:03:05.620 Don't worry child, don't you fear it all 1.00

00:03:13.620 Don't worry child, we will kill them all 0.98

00:03:20.620 Don't worry child, don't you fear at all 1.00

00:03:26.680 Don't worry child, we will kill them all 0.99

00:03:50.620 Transcription by CastingWords 1.00

00:04:20.620 Invaders are making life too hard 1.00

00:04:44.060 Pajits are shitting in your yards 1.00

00:04:46.760 Shopping at any store is hell 1.00

00:04:49.160 Four walls hold that shit skin smell 1.00

00:04:51.780 Curry shit piss fills the air 1.00

00:04:54.360 Fucking podgeats everywhere 1.00

00:04:56.880 Cities full and whites are pushed 1.00

00:04:59.500 Closer to living out in the bush 0.99

00:05:02.660 You think you're sheltered in your towns 1.00

00:05:09.840 Until it's flooded with fucking browns 1.00

00:05:12.360 So you move so fucking far away 1.00

00:05:15.000 Hoping they won't come your way 0.98

00:05:17.440 But of course these jeeps will find your place 1.00

00:05:20.120 All you see is their shit-stained face 1.00

00:05:22.700 Then one day they found the wrong home 1.00

00:05:25.340 And Ozzy bit them right to the bone

00:05:28.920 On his land, there's nowhere to go 1.00

00:05:35.500 Too bad that they're too dumb to know 1.00

00:05:38.080 Once they're there, they'll shit their pants 1.00

00:05:40.720 Because they're trapped with Derek Rouse 1.00

00:05:42.980 Now you're fucked, jeep 1.00

00:05:44.800 40 jeeps poured out their truck 1.00

00:05:50.900 Landmines blew 6 jeeps to muck

00:05:53.520 Bubba came flying right through the air

00:05:56.080 Too bad 10 jeeps were unaware

00:05:58.360 He parked the skin clean off their bones

00:06:01.260 Then kicked his paw right through their domes 0.58

00:06:03.980 15 jeeps tried to run away

00:06:06.400 But Ozzy made them sit and stay

00:06:09.660 Derek kicked his door into splinters 0.98

00:06:16.720 Angered by these patchy shitter 0.96

00:06:19.280 He came outside in a raging huff 0.78

00:06:21.780 Then from his smoke he took a puff

00:06:24.320 He flicked the butt at one with the hood

00:06:27.000 Vaporized him right where he stood

00:06:29.520 Their truck had bursted into flames

00:06:32.160 Then he raised up his gun to take aim

00:06:35.420 On his land, there's nowhere to go 1.00

00:06:42.400 Too bad that they're too dumb to know 1.00

00:06:45.000 Once they're there, they'll shit their pants 1.00

00:06:47.620 Because they're trapped with Derek Rance 1.00

00:06:49.900 Now you're fucked, Jeet 1.00

00:06:51.660 The last few Jeets were stuck in mud 1.00

00:06:57.800 He just laughed while in came a flood

00:07:00.480 Washed these Jeets straight to the coast 0.90

00:07:02.980 He filmed it just to make a funny post 1.00

00:07:06.000 Maybe he should've let one survive

00:07:08.160 To warn so that no more arrive

00:07:10.800 But then there'd be no more fun 1.00

00:07:13.240 So fuck it even if more of them come 1.00

00:07:17.160 On his land there's nowhere to go 1.00

00:07:28.740 Too bad that they're too dumb to know 1.00

00:07:31.320 Once they're there, they'll shit their pants 1.00

00:07:33.940 Because they're trapped with Derek Reyes 1.00

00:07:36.200 Get fucked, jeez 1.00

00:07:38.020 Get fucked, jeez 1.00

00:08:01.320 Warning, the following program contains jokes that may get you contacted by the RCMP. 1.00

00:08:23.360 Do not attempt any of these stunts at home. 1.00

00:08:26.440 If dark humor mixed with current events hurts your feelings, then go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:08:30.580 Viewer's detention is advised. 1.00

00:08:38.360 You want answers?

00:08:40.420 I want the truth!

00:08:42.440 You can't handle the truth!

00:08:47.820 I remember one time Derek used a bunch of my mayoral campaign signs for target practice.

00:08:54.800 Okay, alright, that's it.

00:08:56.780 the things we're talking about now 10 years ago was like

00:09:00.720 are the same ones that the people being funded think that they're going against

00:09:06.320 exactly i actually got a lot of heat just for booking you thank you for sticking to your guns

00:09:13.180 and having me on from the land of the blackface prime minister we're going to get an inside scoop

00:09:19.840 that loose change got everything wrong about 9-11 besides the date

00:09:25.780 well welcome back everybody to another plaid army stream can everybody hear me okay out there

00:09:47.000 i want to make sure that my mic is working properly everything's working sounds like

00:09:55.020 it's working hello today is august 2nd 2026 sunday august 2nd 2026 and yeah we're coming fresh off

00:10:06.360 of bigot fest we're trying a new camera a new microphone a few new things gonna make a few

00:10:12.280 changes around here it's been a while since i've been back in cochran but i'm here mission

00:10:17.320 accomplished we've been to nationals we've been to through bigot fest and there's a few other

00:10:24.400 things going on this year but first and most importantly we're going to roll one up and

00:10:30.140 who's drinking i was going to have a caesar tonight but i ended up having a nap and it

00:10:36.400 might have been the perfect wake up drink but i didn't feel like making it right off

00:10:39.860 so next stream maybe i'll do a detailed or a daytime stream with caesar's cheers to everybody

00:10:54.400 oh yes i'm back in the cabin again and we do have we do have our bigot fest trailer

00:11:06.580 it's finally done it is going to come out on all my channels the same time as it comes out here

00:11:13.100 and hopefully it gets seen on my channels before it gets seen on rob primo's channels

00:11:18.500 he says i know he likes to rip it real quick and get it up on his channel but rob if you're

00:11:25.520 listening let it circulate on my channels first just a little bit so yeah i'm gonna roll one up

00:11:32.140 i'm gonna put it out on the other channels and you guys can enjoy it here first

00:11:36.260 enjoy

00:11:48.500 Thank you.

00:12:18.500 See her looking fast in her faded jeans

00:12:22.400 She's a heart-loving woman, got me feeling mean

00:12:26.940 Sometimes I think it's a shame

00:12:31.480 When I get feeling better, when I'm feeling no pain

00:12:36.220 Sundown, you'd better take care

00:12:40.480 If I find you've been creeping round my backstair

00:12:45.200 Sun down, you better take care

00:12:49.540 If I find you've been creeping down my back stairs

00:12:54.260 Sometimes I think it's a sin

00:13:00.680 When I feel like I'm winning, when I'm losing again

00:13:15.200 ah you beat me to it i got one more channel to put it up on so i might even watch it again

00:13:34.580 just cause

00:13:35.700 but please allow me to put it up

00:13:39.020 2026

00:13:44.180 with a pig

00:13:45.740 alright

00:13:48.700 there now it's up on all my

00:13:51.140 channels first

00:13:51.900 see if we can beat Rob to it

00:13:57.580 I know I was putting

00:14:01.260 it up on YouTube as well

00:14:02.780 Oh, apparently it's already public

00:14:07.080 partially blocked on YouTube

00:14:09.080 There, it's up on everything

00:14:12.940 and yeah, it was a damn good time 0.70

00:14:15.440 Gordon Lightfoot, somebody knew it 0.91

00:14:18.760 Yeah, Benai Brith, they're definitely seething

00:14:22.200 I did thank them for the weather though

00:14:23.980 I mean, if they wanted to be awkward about it

00:14:28.360 they could have

00:14:28.880 they could have made it a shitty day, right? 0.58

00:14:35.460 They have control over the weather. 0.87

00:14:37.160 If they wanted it to be a shitty day, it would have been. 1.00

00:14:39.720 So, really, the Jews were working in our favor. 1.00

00:14:45.140 Mic audio is a bit low. 1.00

00:14:47.660 Alright, let's see what we can do about that.

00:14:52.900 Audio.

00:14:54.120 Mic volume up. 1.00

00:14:55.200 What about this shit? 1.00

00:14:57.880 How's that? 1.00

00:14:58.880 Is that better?

00:15:00.800 Doings?

00:15:01.760 What are you doings?

00:15:02.900 You're checking my sound, even though you're all the way at home?

00:15:07.000 Tell me, is it better doings?

00:15:12.860 Rain dance?

00:15:14.060 There's a few rain dances.

00:15:21.660 That's weird, right? 1.00

00:15:22.540 They always blame the natives for doing a rain dance, but it's the Jews that control the weather. 0.99

00:15:26.660 so the the natives dancing for the jews is that how this works 0.98

00:15:31.540 yeah it was a really good time we had pigs as you saw four pig roaster 0.50

00:15:41.100 we had brisket we had pugil stick tournament we had boxing uh vendors with different things

00:15:51.640 we had the marathon of hop

00:15:54.040 which was a one-legged race

00:15:55.840 for the kids

00:15:56.640 slightly better

00:15:59.080 is that better

00:16:00.760 Pikachu

00:16:02.780 yeah there wasn't a single person that walked away

00:16:07.720 saying they had a bad time that's for sure

00:16:09.800 everybody seemed to

00:16:11.820 enjoy themselves

00:16:12.640 special thanks to Uncle Aaron

00:16:16.020 who was with me

00:16:18.000 the whole week prior or the week

00:16:19.820 leading up to

00:16:20.740 trying to get everything ready and thanks to the the caesar family for putting up with me the whole

00:16:29.740 time i was there uh i'm sure i'll be down in the next little while to uh uh either collect the rest

00:16:41.080 of my stuff or go back to work or we'll figure it out i got a lot of work to do around here

00:16:45.220 let alone going back to work

00:16:47.120 I've got a wasp nest that I've got to take care of

00:16:51.660 that's in my shed

00:16:52.480 the grass is all about 4 feet high

00:16:56.120 so there's plenty to do here on its own

00:16:58.780 and I'm sure the mayor of Cochrane missed me as well

00:17:04.760 hey Peter

00:17:05.620 Peter Politis

00:17:07.700 he's got the politis 0.98

00:17:09.180 no the pigs were not communists 1.00

00:17:15.020 these just pigs 0.99

00:17:22.320 gotta look at a few things around my place 0.98

00:17:28.720 I gotta replace the lighting in my place too

00:17:30.580 they didn't tell you about LEDs

00:17:34.260 is that if they go down below

00:17:35.960 negative 40 they will break

00:17:38.540 and they will be no good anymore

00:17:40.840 or at least the driver that runs the light

00:17:42.920 anyway

00:17:43.320 so

00:17:46.600 there you go

00:17:49.040 Bigot Fest is now uploaded on every channel

00:17:51.440 and watch everybody

00:17:53.360 seethe

00:17:54.080 they probably won't

00:17:57.300 seethe so much now that it's over

00:17:59.340 because there's nothing they can

00:18:01.380 do about it

00:18:02.440 sounds great when I lean into it 0.98

00:18:06.900 if that's what I have to do, damn it doings, I will 0.96

00:18:09.080 I'll just turn it up more 0.97

00:18:11.480 this microphone has been sitting in its box

00:18:14.660 since Christmas time

00:18:15.880 since my birthday I believe

00:18:17.460 but yeah now that those videos are out

00:18:24.540 I'm sure we'll make the news at least one more time

00:18:26.640 for whatever reason

00:18:30.100 the cops were called numerous times

00:18:32.180 about coming out to the party

00:18:33.600 but they did not come out

00:18:34.920 because of all the kvetching that the Jews

00:18:38.060 and the news did

00:18:39.120 Jews and the news, Jews on the news 0.51

00:18:41.780 the cops knew nothing was going wrong 0.96

00:18:47.300 they saw that you guys were trying to set us up

00:18:50.040 and even in the North Bay

00:18:53.560 police statement

00:18:57.260 they said every Canadian has a constitutionally protected right of freedom of expression

00:19:02.140 that feels like a little bit like the tide is turning

00:19:06.940 but

00:19:07.500 wouldn't be so hopeful

00:19:10.700 they still had to go through the

00:19:12.500 you know the full

00:19:14.820 dance of afterwards but if anybody's caught

00:19:16.940 breaking the law they will be

00:19:18.340 prosecuted to the full extent

00:19:20.560 meow meow meow

00:19:21.660 they knew where it was they didn't come because

00:19:24.860 they also knew that nobody was breaking the law

00:19:27.020 why waste

00:19:29.160 police resources

00:19:30.500 on

00:19:32.660 Jews insecurities really 0.99

00:19:34.760 because that's what it was 1.00

00:19:37.560 it was an insecure cross-eyed Jew 0.87

00:19:39.320 down in Ottawa that didn't like the fact 1.00

00:19:41.500 that we were having fun and having a party

00:19:43.280 and celebrating being

00:19:45.260 the very thing that they hate most

00:19:47.160 they don't like the fact that we take

00:19:51.560 their words and use them against themselves

00:19:53.820 like bigot

00:19:57.500 and I would honestly

00:19:59.300 wager to say that this

00:20:01.680 time next year

00:20:03.040 beginning of August now

00:20:06.140 this time next year

00:20:07.240 white supremacists won't carry the weight

00:20:12.520 it used to. People are going to start openly identifying as white supremacists

00:20:16.700 not that they actually think that they're better than the rest

00:20:19.480 but because it takes the power away from the word

00:20:22.920 when you use it

00:20:33.040 Oh yeah, they get to have their events and celebrations. 1.00

00:20:37.060 Actually, what they get to do is burn down their synagogues, 0.93

00:20:40.980 blame other people, get extra security, 0.92

00:20:43.260 and pass the laws that they've always wanted to pass in the first place.

00:20:49.160 Bigotfest will continue.

00:20:50.660 There will be another one, and it will be bigger and better than this year's.

00:20:57.260 Pedro Escobar, thank you very much for the subscription.

00:21:03.040 so yeah much like uh jeremy has been changing his stream around a little bit i'm going to be

00:21:12.080 changing mine around a little bit maybe change the background more professional studio we'll see

00:21:17.780 i don't know if i can get away from the drinking part though because this is the only time i

00:21:21.380 drink when i'm up here by myself

00:21:23.340 I drank a lot

00:21:30.100 when I wasn't by myself

00:21:31.220 and I can't have that

00:21:33.460 I've got to limit it to this

00:21:35.840 so maybe next week we'll have a Caesar

00:21:38.080 with our

00:21:39.480 with our stream

00:21:40.540 browser has lost connection

00:21:48.200 to my camera, what are you talking about

00:21:49.800 that's strange

00:21:54.980 my connector might be

00:21:58.460 getting too hot, too many things on it

00:22:00.980 I'm supposed to have these up as well

00:22:02.840 these are supposed to be having the ambiance

00:22:06.820 oh

00:22:08.580 I forgot them

00:22:10.960 it's been a while since I've streamed at home people

00:22:12.900 and that's just the truth

00:22:17.020 Bigot Fest for a national holiday

00:22:19.660 we should make it one at least in the north why why does it keep losing

00:22:25.120 connection to my camera I think it it's probably this thing getting too warm

00:22:35.680 no it doesn't seem too warm strange maybe it's just cuz I'm back out in the

00:22:42.400 bush again.

00:22:46.240 That's likely it.

00:22:55.920 What?

00:22:56.480 No drinking in backgrounds?

00:22:57.820 What's this, the CBC?

00:22:59.000 Yeah, really.

00:23:00.860 Eh, we'll see.

00:23:01.880 I can't change too much

00:23:02.940 further than what I am.

00:23:04.220 Like, I'm not gonna

00:23:05.340 force myself to do this.

00:23:08.620 I gotta wear a suit 0.99

00:23:09.880 and fuckin' not swear 0.99

00:23:11.980 and a bunch of the other 0.99

00:23:15.320 gay things that CBC does. 1.00

00:23:19.500 We'll keep it like this 1.00

00:23:20.720 and then if I do have to try and be professional

00:23:22.740 it'll be under a Second Sons banner.

00:23:25.540 Why would it keep doing that?

00:23:28.000 I wonder if it's still available.

00:23:29.800 There's a few shirts left.

00:23:31.320 A few are actually spoken for

00:23:33.500 but I did get your email

00:23:35.900 asking for one

00:23:36.720 so I was going to get to them all at the same time

00:23:39.080 so I can go to the post office

00:23:41.320 all at the same time get rid of it there's another book I got to send out as well yeah there's a few

00:23:49.400 things that went on this week that I just couldn't be bothered to bring up like I know there was one

00:23:55.040 white girl getting jumped by a bunch of Somalis there's an active shooter in Idaho 1.00

00:24:00.740 there's a bunch of foreigners protesting on our street that they want a bunch of shit from people 1.00

00:24:10.660 they've done nothing for. The usual in Canada. Where's the Oz man? Right there. Biting his 1.00

00:24:31.440 toenails. Bigot Fest prevention kits to come out. I am interested to see what happens with 0.99

00:24:39.100 this trailer I put out, yeah, from beginning to end, Bigot Fest was my deal, inception

00:24:56.680 to end, to the ordering everything, don't get me wrong, I did have help, there was help

00:25:03.100 along the way, but the editing to the video, the only thing I didn't do was actually take

00:25:09.980 any video, that was the one thing I didn't do, I was so busy the whole time, and that's

00:25:15.680 one thing I would change as well, I don't want to be that busy during a party, I'd rather

00:25:23.420 see other people doing that, do we get infiltrators, no, there's people calling into the police

00:25:32.500 station and shit but there was a tow truck driver there as well if I had the scanner on we could

00:25:42.160 hear what they were saying so they weren't coming yeah and I'm very grateful to everybody that was 0.91

00:25:51.280 involved too I can't mention everybody's names not everybody wants to be to be known so

00:26:02.500 yeah what is even a bigot look it up

00:26:12.180 it's a term that's been thrown around and the the meaning has been changed a little bit

00:26:18.840 a bigot is somebody that's intolerable to one's beliefs so in order to call somebody a bigot

00:26:26.660 you have to be a bigot yourself

00:26:28.600 so hence

00:26:31.400 bigot fest

00:26:33.540 but we were mentioned by a few different people

00:26:36.660 we obviously

00:26:38.520 made it onto three different news channels

00:26:40.660 a bunch of different articles

00:26:42.620 that just like to copy and paste 0.98

00:26:44.120 whatever the fuck CBC says 0.99

00:26:45.760 Jake Monroe mentioned us 0.99

00:26:48.460 Mark Emery

00:26:52.440 mentioned us who finally got back

00:26:54.660 to me as well

00:26:55.320 I don't know what it was there

00:26:56.980 or if he has two accounts maybe

00:26:58.440 but

00:26:59.660 yeah I'm going to try and get him on the stream

00:27:03.460 again soon

00:27:04.960 so there's more people to talk to

00:27:09.000 oh right Spain

00:27:11.580 Spain was having

00:27:14.960 I guess they

00:27:15.860 spoke ill of the Jews 1.00

00:27:18.480 now they're getting flooded with migrants 1.00

00:27:19.960 no place was safer than Bigot Fest 1.00

00:27:26.540 no that's not true

00:27:28.180 you might get punched in the face at Bigot Fest

00:27:31.620 there was boxing, there was pugil sticks

00:27:34.400 even the kids had to fight

00:27:35.720 they didn't have to

00:27:39.780 it was just whoever wanted to sign up

00:27:42.200 whoever signed up to fight could fight

00:27:44.380 they just had to have their name, their weight

00:27:48.620 discipline, and we looked at it, I was reading through it, okay, 210, 215, we'll probably 0.82

00:27:56.820 go together, 175, 90 pounds, who the fuck is 90 pounds wanting to fight, but it was 0.81

00:28:05.560 one of the boys, one of the boys wanted to fight, so we had to find somebody to fight 0.94

00:28:09.940 him, and then other boys joined in, it was awesome, I enjoyed the kids fighting more

00:28:14.520 than the adults

00:28:15.280 like that's a good time

00:28:17.940 making kids fight

00:28:20.540 for your entertainment

00:28:21.500 that was normal

00:28:26.640 with me growing up

00:28:27.620 I went to tournaments

00:28:28.620 every weekend fighting

00:28:29.720 there was kids smaller

00:28:31.920 than that fighting

00:28:32.740 and it'll happen again next year as well

00:28:45.480 we'll just make the ring a little bit smaller

00:28:47.480 for them and the ring a little bit bigger for the adults

00:28:49.620 it was a

00:28:53.240 fun time setting up the entire thing

00:28:55.520 I don't think I've told this story

00:28:59.320 but I know Aaron knows it

00:29:01.920 we had come up with a new character actually we come up with a new character named jimmy bales

00:29:08.300 you might have seen him on twitter or some of the other platforms i uploaded his character to

00:29:14.340 but it's basically just the giga chad filter with the big eyebrows and the big chin jawline 0.99

00:29:20.860 and we come up with jimmy bales because people try and fuck you over especially 1.00

00:29:26.800 if you're not from the north and they know you're not from the north they try and fuck you around 0.99

00:29:31.220 So when I was looking for square hay bales, 0.99

00:29:34.020 I found an ad on Facebook Marketplace that said $6 a bale.

00:29:37.960 So I went, boom, $6 a bale, I'm doing that.

00:29:42.420 I told her I'd call her next week.

00:29:45.860 And so yeah, it turns out when I called her,

00:29:49.180 she told me she had no more $6 bales left.

00:29:54.160 They ran out of $6 bales.

00:29:55.880 But she has plenty of these $8 hay bales left.

00:30:01.220 . 1.00

00:30:31.220 . 0.94

00:31:01.220 there better sounds like it so we went i don't know why everything fucking defaulted like that 0.90

00:31:31.220 yeah yeah 0.89

00:31:34.520 now everybody starts saying the audio

00:31:36.460 Swiss Dangle says 0.89

00:31:38.600 when there's a Bigot Fest West 0.81

00:31:40.660 Bigot West Fest

00:31:42.240 not very inclusive

00:31:43.940 everybody was allowed to come to Bigot Fest

00:31:46.700 okay

00:31:48.020 just because you guys didn't make the trip out here

00:31:50.580 doesn't mean it can't be had

00:31:52.680 but we can do that 0.79

00:31:53.520 we can probably do a Bigot Fest West

00:31:55.340 I don't know if it's going to be this year

00:31:56.980 or we start next year or something like that

00:31:58.940 but we'll figure it out

00:32:03.140 we will have a bigot fest west

00:32:07.840 anyways

00:32:10.520 hardware store

00:32:11.900 they sent us to the armory

00:32:13.040 we asked them about bails 0.65

00:32:14.400 and the lady sitting behind there

00:32:15.780 thank you to the lady at Ollie's

00:32:17.620 says oh you want to call Jimmy

00:32:19.840 Jimmy's your guy

00:32:21.700 so alright I write him down as Jimmy

00:32:23.960 write his phone number down

00:32:25.380 I'm sure a bunch of you guys do this

00:32:27.600 the same thing right

00:32:28.820 when you write somebody's name down

00:32:30.820 you write wherever you met them from as their last name

00:32:33.640 that's what I do

00:32:36.000 right 1.00

00:32:36.920 ah fucking Donald 1.00

00:32:39.000 at Tim Hortons 1.00

00:32:41.200 it's Donald at Timmy's

00:32:42.700 and it kind of jogs your memory when you see the number come up

00:32:45.600 well for this case

00:32:47.260 it was Jimmy Bales

00:32:49.960 that's how Jimmy Bales came about

00:32:51.560 Jimmy Hay Bales

00:32:52.500 so it's Jimmy Bales here

00:32:54.180 so Jimmy

00:32:56.580 jimmy comes through says well i can let you go with maybe 550 a bail 0.96

00:33:04.420 i think jimmy thought he was fucking pulling a fast one on me there 0.99

00:33:09.280 so 550 a bail fuck the six dollar a bail lady that turned into the eight dollar a bail lady 0.99

00:33:18.900 we got him for 550 a bail jimmy bails here 0.99

00:33:22.680 yeah jimmy bales i got what you need it's what i do

00:33:27.540 so anyways that's my story of jimmy bales and then

00:33:33.780 we ended up selling the the bales for three dollars a bail afterwards

00:33:38.640 it was the right thing to do

00:33:42.400 but if you need bales jimmy's your guy

00:33:46.800 oh yeah if you guys want a bigot fest west you have to say the word and if i do that this time

00:33:59.740 um it's only going to go off if we sell so many tickets why does that keep happening

00:34:05.800 stop it i see it it keeps happening

00:34:09.460 yeah slightly used hay bales no if we're doing a bigot fest west um there has to be a certain

00:34:19.740 amount of tickets sold before i even bother doing it because like 0.91

00:34:23.880 it's a pain in the ass to be honest with you it's fun you know the first time doing around here

00:34:30.420 i definitely lost money doing it and if we're trying to do it out west i'm definitely going 0.98

00:34:34.760 lose more money. It's not like we could use my fucking, uh, barbecue and my lights and 0.97

00:34:42.120 my extension cords and all that stuff out West. So why does this keep happening? I think 0.98

00:34:50.700 that still works. Fuck. I don't get camera is not unplugged. Look at it. It wasn't a 1.00

00:35:00.840 this thing it's not like it's getting too hot I don't know what the deal is there it's an old 0.97

00:35:07.640 old shitty camera and there now that it's unplugged I'm gonna fucking try a different 0.62

00:35:15.280 port how's that now what's up and we're gonna go with that side down there 0.99

00:35:24.220 Oh, this is going to be the whole fucking show, ain't it? 0.96

00:35:34.840 No, I've got... 0.99

00:35:36.820 It's not that simple.

00:35:37.980 I have one USB port.

00:35:40.200 I have a Mac, so it has two USB-C ports, 0.97

00:35:43.460 and I can only plug in one fucking adapter to that port, 0.90

00:35:47.620 unless I get two adapter ports, 0.95

00:35:49.340 and then that'll scramble everything up even more.

00:35:51.160 so

00:35:52.000 that's what's happening

00:35:54.640 maybe I do need

00:35:59.880 to be using my two

00:36:03.340 USB-C ports

00:36:04.580 it is what it is

00:36:10.460 seemed like everybody had a good time

00:36:13.920 at Bigot Fest though

00:36:14.860 vendors walked away happy

00:36:16.880 hungry people

00:36:20.000 walked away happy 0.99

00:36:20.980 fucking everybody seemed to have a good time 0.99

00:36:23.800 a bunch of different creators there 0.99

00:36:25.100 I know The Reptilian made it out

00:36:26.600 Primo was there

00:36:27.920 Northern Liberty Matt

00:36:29.320 Lee Stewie was there

00:36:32.520 Jeremy McKenzie

00:36:39.200 who got on the mic a bit too

00:36:41.800 Bruce was there also

00:36:43.140 Edgy got to do a

00:36:44.300 a comedic set along with Bruce

00:36:48.640 I don't know Bruce's last name

00:36:50.920 or even if I'm supposed to know Bruce's last name

00:36:55.140 but he did some comedy as well

00:36:59.200 and there was also fireworks

00:37:02.120 so yeah, it was quite a good time

00:37:03.480 what happened to the giant turkey?

00:37:09.160 the giant turkey has been rehomed

00:37:10.660 yeah, it's actually a

00:37:14.440 a family pet now

00:37:18.240 and his name is dibs

00:37:21.920 no not as in first dibs

00:37:25.400 it's like dibbly

00:37:27.380 but

00:37:28.760 we'll see how long

00:37:30.640 how long they can put up with them for

00:37:32.960 you need to restart your computer

00:37:37.080 it'll fix your problems

00:37:38.160 well I'm not doing that midstream

00:37:40.420 so

00:37:41.320 we'll have to do it

00:37:44.100 I'm not going to be on too long tonight anyway

00:37:45.800 Nope, turkey's found a new home

00:38:01.960 You should see this turkey's talons

00:38:03.720 I guess there was a misunderstanding

00:38:04.820 Between me and my buddy

00:38:08.800 He said he was going to donate a turkey for us

00:38:12.140 Which is all fine and good

00:38:15.240 um but he donated he didn't dress it and nobody had any time to dress the turkey we already had

00:38:24.140 four pigs brisket all the cooks were being used like we didn't have time to kill a turkey 0.91

00:38:28.640 pluck it and gut it and do the whole thing so the turkey is fucking huge it's like a 40 50 pound 0.94

00:38:36.220 turkey and its talons are like way bigger than what i'm showing you right here like if those 0.99

00:38:42.920 with the three fucking claws 0.99

00:38:44.240 it's talons are way bigger than that 1.00

00:38:47.180 you're right

00:38:53.240 his name shouldn't be dibs

00:38:55.220 it should be

00:38:56.460 gobels 1.00

00:38:57.580 gobel gobel

00:38:59.220 gobels gobels

00:39:00.880 gobel gobel

00:39:01.800 that's really funny 0.99

00:39:07.080 Swiss Dangle

00:39:09.260 says I've heard of edgy Rob Primo

00:39:11.340 and Jimmy Bales.

00:39:13.500 Who's this? Jeremy McGregor?

00:39:20.280 Don't know.

00:39:21.300 Jeremy McGregor.

00:39:23.620 Hey, Jeremy McKenzie.

00:39:26.440 You all know McKenzie,

00:39:27.740 don't you? 1.00

00:39:30.260 Yeah, it was a white

00:39:31.340 powerful turkey.

00:39:33.300 I think it was a monster. It's bigger than the white 1.00

00:39:35.240 Power Ranger. I think it could actually take him.

00:39:41.340 But you ask anybody that went to Bigot Fest and I don't think you'll find a single person that was disappointed. 0.88

00:39:49.540 It was a damn good time. 0.94

00:39:52.120 Lots of fights. 0.95

00:39:52.920 And I even want to play the trailer again.

00:39:54.520 I know the trailer is out there on my other channels.

00:39:57.360 But let's play it again for you guys.

00:40:11.340 I can see her looking fast 0.99

00:40:37.640 In her faded jeans

00:40:39.640 She's a heart-loving woman, not me feeling mean

00:40:44.180 Sometimes I think it's a shame

00:40:48.680 When I get feeling better, when I'm feeling no pain

00:40:53.440 Sundown, you'd better take care

00:40:57.940 If I find you've been creeping round my back still

00:41:02.360 Sundown, you'd better take care

00:41:06.880 If I find you've been creeping down my backstair

00:41:11.480 Sometimes I think it's a sin

00:41:17.900 When I feel like I'm winning

00:41:20.320 When I'm losing again

00:41:36.880 yeah there's lots of good stuff in there

00:41:48.720 yeah no the kids fighting their parents were there they were the ones sitting

00:41:55.940 closest to the ring encouraging it um but yeah lots of good times there man 1.00

00:42:03.680 fuck it I keep seeing more stuff 0.99

00:42:05.880 every time I watch that video 1.00

00:42:07.060 the only thing I wish I did

00:42:11.840 get on video that

00:42:12.780 I didn't I should have told somebody to grab that

00:42:15.900 was the young fella 0.61

00:42:17.560 eating the pig's hoof 0.99

00:42:18.760 that was awesome

00:42:21.280 yeah shirt off pig's hoof and mouth 1.00

00:42:25.900 just eating away 0.57

00:42:27.220 I could watch it again

00:42:31.420 over and over again I could watch that video

00:42:33.480 and I know people are going to want

00:42:37.440 it's going to be the most sought after party

00:42:39.660 in the country

00:42:40.340 for sure

00:42:42.960 by next year

00:42:46.300 and we'll make it better too

00:42:52.300 maybe we'll get two rings 0.99

00:42:53.520 what's the youngest I'll let the kids fight 0.99

00:42:59.820 you bring your newborn 0.84

00:43:01.680 I'll find something to fight it 0.82

00:43:03.480 There's lots of puppies there. 0.67

00:43:05.100 We can get puppies fighting kittens if you want.

00:43:12.760 Typically, you shouldn't let kids fight before five years old.

00:43:16.180 I mean, they have to understand what start and stop means.

00:43:20.140 Four, you can start training, but usually you don't start fighting until five.

00:43:25.220 Truth is, they can't really swing hard enough to hurt each other with those gloves on.

00:43:31.480 so it's better to get

00:43:33.240 better at it with a young age when they can't really

00:43:35.820 hurt each other

00:43:36.460 get over the idea of being hit in the face

00:43:40.180 and that you should turn away and cry

00:43:42.000 get over that

00:43:43.820 Swiss Dangle says

00:43:47.720 if a west fest of bigotry was proposed 0.93

00:43:50.180 I bet we would

00:43:51.320 pre-sale more tickets than the original

00:43:54.020 Derek

00:43:54.420 the chat is talking the west is cooking

00:43:58.220 well i mean you can't have a bigot fest without uh the originals in it bigot fest has technically

00:44:06.380 gone on for uh three years already this is just uh me deciding to continue the party

00:44:14.540 because there was two parties in

00:44:18.480 one in sudbury one in north bay that weren't gonna happen again this year so i decided to

00:44:24.880 have one instead, and, uh, yeah, um, it was a bigot fest, I think it was two years, I

00:44:38.740 don't think we had one last year, but it was the year before they had it, Sask was

00:44:47.100 the first one but that was fucking uh like six years ago maybe seven

00:44:55.660 that's right sask had the original viral diagonal photo with chris lysack and uh jeremy 0.92

00:45:05.340 and that set the internet on fire see oh my god these guys were seen together 0.97

00:45:10.380 that fucking picture was awesome 0.98

00:45:13.280 but we could 0.99

00:45:18.760 maybe we have it

00:45:20.800 maybe that's how we do it

00:45:24.040 one year out here

00:45:25.360 one year out there

00:45:26.400 and that way to the people

00:45:29.580 that are not willing to travel

00:45:31.060 it seems like it's every two years

00:45:32.600 or

00:45:34.900 or we actually do that

00:45:36.660 we only have it every two years

00:45:43.280 But I got to say a big thanks to Granny Woffin and Grumpy Santa as well.

00:45:50.400 None of this would have happened at all.

00:45:54.440 The people wouldn't have been able to come together and have as much fun as they have if it wasn't for you guys.

00:46:01.920 I have some private videos for you guys coming out that I'm putting together.

00:46:06.920 And yeah, when I go into town, I will give you guys a shout as well.

00:46:11.260 and uh

00:46:13.780 yeah find out where I can send you a few of those

00:46:16.260 videos

00:46:16.720 there is

00:46:25.740 there did I put make sure that was

00:46:28.240 out

00:46:28.560 it looks like it

00:46:32.040 just making sure that did go out in the right

00:46:36.320 places

00:46:36.940 there's not too much I do want to tell you guys

00:46:44.060 about BigotFest because you have to

00:46:46.080 go to BigotFest

00:46:47.180 just to experience it

00:46:49.840 you can wear your favorite shirt

00:46:53.820 that you ordered off the internet that you can't wear

00:46:55.920 to work

00:46:56.400 hell you can get a custom shirt made

00:46:59.800 at BigotFest

00:47:00.680 there's some trend setting

00:47:03.320 shirts that were happening at BigotFest

00:47:06.140 I should have worn one tonight.

00:47:11.000 I could have worn one tonight.

00:47:15.900 You'll see these shirts are going to make a...

00:47:19.140 At some point, these shirts are going to make an appearance in the news, I'd say.

00:47:25.600 They're quite awesome.

00:47:29.980 Yeah, there was just so much goodness at this party.

00:47:32.820 like not having to worry about somebody hearing your conversation you could say it loud and proud

00:47:38.640 and people would agree with you um yeah everybody had a good time i don't want to do it again though

00:47:46.600 it was a lot of work they say it gets easier each time you do it but

00:47:53.860 yeah two years might

00:47:58.960 might be the best way

00:48:01.080 wait two years

00:48:03.380 so I want to actually do it again

00:48:04.820 my social battery is just completely

00:48:07.340 drained

00:48:07.720 I've talked to

00:48:11.740 I don't know how many different people

00:48:13.220 had to negotiate with people over

00:48:15.160 Bales and Jimmy Bales 1.00

00:48:16.700 a bunch of different shit 0.99

00:48:19.120 and I'm ready just to 0.99

00:48:20.700 hide up here in the woods for a while

00:48:22.840 Lone Star Text

00:48:33.400 that you wear some pretty

00:48:34.340 good shirts to work. I get away

00:48:37.300 with it. Yeah, well, I would assume

00:48:39.420 that you're

00:48:39.920 American, right? Lone Star Text

00:48:43.480 where you're allowed to do

00:48:45.400 that.

00:48:51.280 Delegate

00:48:51.760 Derek.

00:48:53.560 You're the man.

00:48:54.560 Thanks, man.

00:49:01.120 Adam says,

00:49:02.020 next time you'll be stronger and earlier.

00:49:07.880 Interesting.

00:49:11.500 Because you were already the earliest one.

00:49:13.400 yeah the three years of camp out in a row you need help right like don't get me wrong anybody

00:49:25.400 that I asked was willing to help right away as soon as I asked but part of the

00:49:30.700 part of my problem as as trying to be someone that's trying to put this together is I don't

00:49:37.620 like asking and then I end up doing it all myself that and sometimes when you end up people say I'll

00:49:45.840 do whatever you want you know you need help of like oh well can you do this ah sorry no I can't

00:49:51.800 really do that you know say oh okay what about this ah sorry can't really do that

00:49:59.260 yeah you just get peopled out for sure I'm at my people limit

00:50:05.820 yeah I'm at my people limit now 1.00

00:50:12.600 fucking 0.98

00:50:13.300 I guess this is roughly about 0.99

00:50:15.640 yeah the Rage Tour was two years ago

00:50:17.280 wasn't it 0.98

00:50:18.620 if I had to have two fucking years off 0.98

00:50:21.020 before I could do this thing again 0.99

00:50:22.540 but we will

00:50:26.420 I'm sure we will

00:50:29.660 Jeremy's talking about doing it 0.99

00:50:31.820 fucking 0.99

00:50:32.100 three times a year 0.99

00:50:34.380 I don't think I can do that

00:50:37.320 I don't think I want to do that

00:50:40.440 just make it special

00:50:43.200 just make it special 1.00

00:50:47.780 and fucking once a year 0.97

00:50:49.140 once every two years out here 0.99

00:50:50.780 once every two years

00:50:51.900 we'll do it like the Olympics

00:50:53.460 We're not doing Rage Tour 2 0.99

00:51:07.660 Not unless Sean's ready to fucking 0.98

00:51:09.520 Get up there 1.00

00:51:20.640 What else are you savages 1.00

00:51:22.040 Talking about in the comments 0.96

00:51:23.240 You know what? I never checked my Kik account.

00:51:26.580 I just started it, and I've never really looked at it

00:51:30.820 to see what's going on over there.

00:51:32.860 There's two watching on there.

00:51:34.860 What's up, guys?

00:51:41.020 Yeah, that seems to be the new weird streaming site

00:51:47.800 that people are using.

00:51:49.880 I don't know anything about it.

00:51:51.280 But, I figured I'm going to diversify my portfolio by adding to my streaming channels.

00:52:05.120 Yeah, I read the stuff from YouTube.

00:52:10.080 Bob Loblaw.

00:52:11.720 Bob Loblaw.

00:52:13.920 Is that like, Loblaws?

00:52:21.280 No, I've got like six different channels that I do.

00:52:25.500 I was doing Telegram and Instagram for a little while, but not anymore.

00:52:29.540 But Facebook, YouTube, Twitch, Twitter, Rumble, Kick.

00:52:34.580 So I got six.

00:52:37.640 I think I could do up to eight.

00:52:40.460 Which I should get back to streaming on Instagram and Telegram, I guess.

00:52:43.760 and it's hard to keep up

00:52:50.480 with all those chats there

00:52:51.860 cake is all about gambling

00:52:59.600 interesting

00:53:00.960 I like gambling

00:53:02.200 I wish there was more gambling

00:53:03.880 at

00:53:04.240 at bigot fest

00:53:07.460 we didn't end up doing it

00:53:09.400 but I wanted to

00:53:10.220 I think it ends up

00:53:12.320 you have to get a license or something like that

00:53:16.540 if you do it, but I want

00:53:18.480 we're going to make a son and rad

00:53:20.260 and turn it into a racist

00:53:22.780 crown and anchor

00:53:23.560 you know

00:53:28.660 you guys know crown and anchor

00:53:30.600 you see it at Ontario Place or

00:53:32.460 casinos or a 0.99

00:53:34.020 bachelor party and shit like that 0.96

00:53:36.440 yeah we wanted to make 0.99

00:53:38.560 a racist crown and anchor

00:53:39.680 there's a thought

00:53:44.920 it's out there

00:53:45.660 now if somebody else

00:53:46.380 wants to do it

00:53:46.960 you know where you

00:53:47.460 got it from

00:53:48.800 Sonnenrad

00:53:51.480 you could spin it

00:53:53.460 in front you got

00:53:56.340 four racist symbols

00:53:57.820 let's say you got

00:53:58.560 diagonal

00:53:59.080 SSC crest 1.00

00:54:03.780 fucking 1.00

00:54:05.700 a Swazi 1.00

00:54:07.160 and some 0.90

00:54:07.840 lightning bolts

00:54:09.660 and you have those four things on the wheel

00:54:12.380 and you can spin it and

00:54:13.700 I think it would have been

00:54:16.360 a nice touch

00:54:17.100 just didn't get to it

00:54:35.480 rope and fire

00:54:36.360 you could do that

00:54:37.420 you know I just found out

00:54:39.560 did they end up

00:54:40.520 did they end up

00:54:43.800 putting the noose

00:54:44.640 on the

00:54:47.160 the band list or whatever

00:54:49.660 like I got one right there

00:54:50.900 that's the noose

00:54:53.080 is that like worth

00:54:55.600 raiding my house over

00:54:56.700 like coming here because of a knot that I tied

00:54:59.740 just out of curiosity 0.99

00:55:07.180 the pinata was shit 1.00

00:55:12.280 at least it looked like shit 1.00

00:55:13.460 it was shit 1.00

00:55:14.060 it was a piece of shit 1.00

00:55:15.320 well the kids ended up leaving too early 1.00

00:55:18.020 so there was a few things we didn't get to do

00:55:20.580 we should have had nooses for decorations

00:55:26.320 like we did on the road rage terror tour

00:55:28.980 but we couldn't do it

00:55:30.520 we could do it on the road rage terror tour

00:55:33.360 because it was legal 0.96

00:55:34.140 now C9 is out so we can't have those

00:55:36.920 as decorations you know this could just be a child's toy there's not much

00:56:00.480 difference between this

00:56:01.960 and what my

00:56:04.280 what my dog and I

00:56:06.300 play tug of war with

00:56:07.420 right that's going to be

00:56:10.220 the screenshot isn't it

00:56:12.100 right it's just

00:56:14.320 a really sturdy lasso

00:56:15.660 this here is a hate symbol

00:56:18.260 well that just don't make no sense

00:56:22.480 Ozzy don't touch that

00:56:30.480 six years Kingston you're right that's it I tied a knot don't you go tying that knot 1.00

00:56:43.100 in my fucking town boy you tie that knot right to jail right away 0.99

00:56:48.380 don't you think about tying that rope that way boy that'd be illegal 1.00

00:57:00.480 You making them funny mouse sounds.

00:57:02.520 Carrying that rope around the way you is.

00:57:05.320 Life sentence.

00:57:10.780 Going to Millhaven.

00:57:13.700 Yep.

00:57:14.500 Kingston, Millhaven.

00:57:15.880 Mimico.

00:57:18.540 The West Detention Center.

00:57:23.140 The Don.

00:57:25.260 Why do I know so many jails in Canada?

00:57:30.480 I should be playing that song right now, shouldn't I?

00:57:39.540 Drawf work.

00:57:41.800 Yes, fighting is a skill, like playing the piano.

00:57:44.820 Playing the piano while getting your face smashed in.

00:57:50.620 That's true.

00:57:53.160 I was wondering if I should have shared that Bigot Fest, Maplehurst, that's another one.

00:57:58.420 Maplehurst 0.99

00:58:00.040 that's fucking 0.99

00:58:00.840 what do we used to call the Hearst 0.99

00:58:05.380 I know it was Mimico

00:58:14.840 the Milton Hilton

00:58:15.820 that was it

00:58:16.400 thank you

00:58:16.960 the Milton Hilton 0.99

00:58:19.520 fuck 0.99

00:58:20.100 that was good 1.00

00:58:20.720 and we also had

00:58:21.600 Mimico

00:58:22.380 Resort

00:58:24.440 Mimico Country Club

00:58:26.720 that's what they called it 0.99

00:58:27.560 because Mimico was a fucking joke 0.99

00:58:29.180 like you had 1.00

00:58:30.520 basically just a fence holding you in

00:58:35.000 and it was low risk

00:58:36.560 or it wouldn't be called low risk

00:58:41.080 it was just non-violent offenses

00:58:42.560 people would be in there

00:58:44.120 so like your friends would come by

00:58:45.580 and stuff like a bunch of drugs in a tennis ball 1.00

00:58:47.920 and throw them over the fucking fence 1.00

00:58:49.520 and you just 1.00

00:58:50.700 when you're walking around it out there

00:58:52.180 you just go pick it up

00:58:53.100 and it was just

00:58:55.480 yeah

00:58:55.880 mimico resort when i was in mimico it was funny it was like the second or third night i was there

00:59:04.600 we were watching in the tv room uh 50 cent get rich or die trying and i can look out the window

00:59:11.820 and see the two you know those triangle buildings they have for construction 0.98

00:59:15.780 i forget what they are anyways they look like tits and uh yeah they were in get rich or die 0.67

00:59:22.480 trying, and we could look out the window and see those 0.98

00:59:24.540 things while they were in the background

00:59:26.000 during the movie.

00:59:31.940 They were also in the Don jail, too, at that time. 1.00

00:59:37.960 I can hear a fucking bug. 1.00

00:59:42.060 That's funny. 1.00

00:59:44.880 This set up my mic.

00:59:46.540 You can hear everything.

00:59:48.840 I have to keep tightening the mic.

00:59:50.960 I'm going to get that bug.

00:59:52.480 you guys can hear I can hear him through the headphones that's why I wouldn't

00:59:57.600 normally hear what else can you guys hear can you hear the the generator in

01:00:01.520 the background there wasn't a whole lot of gas left with that either so I should

01:00:07.140 really try and clear this up which means I have to go into town tomorrow and do a

01:00:13.120 bunch of errands I've got so much work to do here it's not even funny so anybody

01:00:18.540 that feels like doing some work, and wants to come by, and not just talk to me the whole

01:00:23.020 time, actually do some work, I'd fucking really appreciate it, I also gotta try and get those 0.95

01:00:29.960 trusses up on my, uh, my garage, and get that sealed in before winter time, I wanna kill 0.93

01:00:37.400 that bug, now I'm watching him, he's attracted to the fucking stream light that I got here, 0.99

01:00:49.520 You know what? That's funny. 0.99

01:00:50.880 That's something I actually could put in here.

01:00:52.560 I bought two 120-foot strands of string light that I was using for the party, and I still have.

01:01:01.340 I could actually put those up in and around here and light up the entire place,

01:01:05.000 and it wouldn't take that much juice.

01:01:13.580 Nika, what's happening, buddy? Good to see you.

01:01:16.300 It was nice to finally meet you.

01:01:18.540 On the weekend.

01:01:19.680 It was a pleasure.

01:01:20.420 And thank you for taking care of the music as well.

01:01:25.640 There's a bunch of guys there.

01:01:26.980 That I got to see.

01:01:28.680 Chucky's Extremist Circus.

01:01:31.280 Was there.

01:01:32.660 I shouldn't start going to name people out.

01:01:34.940 But you guys know who were there.

01:01:36.480 Adam.

01:01:38.100 Primo.

01:01:40.880 Reptilian.

01:01:41.620 Tom.

01:01:42.920 And the other Tom. 1.00

01:01:45.260 Fucking old school faces. 1.00

01:01:46.680 like Mike from Simcoe Gray County. 0.99

01:01:53.360 It was nice to see a lot of faces there.

01:01:55.500 And I could only see it getting bigger and better.

01:01:59.320 Thank you Silverlinks as well.

01:02:00.960 I don't know if you're watching,

01:02:01.900 but thank you for donating all the prizes

01:02:04.440 for...

01:02:07.680 Careful how I say this,

01:02:09.820 because we most certainly were not prize fighting.

01:02:14.640 They were just donations.

01:02:16.680 for guys donating their time.

01:02:19.600 It was gifts back and forth.

01:02:25.460 Yeah, Pladsmith. 0.99

01:02:27.680 Where the fuck were you, buds? 0.99

01:02:29.600 I'm kidding. 0.99

01:02:30.440 There's a lot of people that didn't show,

01:02:31.860 but, I mean, we still had over 100 people.

01:02:34.880 We didn't want that much more than that, really.

01:02:38.440 Like, I don't know how the space would have handled it.

01:02:43.080 It would not, but there was plenty of space left over.

01:02:45.260 we could have had a party three times that

01:02:47.180 and it would have fit inside there no problem

01:02:49.120 even four

01:02:50.460 so

01:02:51.100 yeah everything was sold out in the area

01:02:55.100 there's Airbnbs, there was tents

01:02:57.100 there was trailers, there was space for all of it

01:02:59.300 it'll just be structured

01:03:03.060 differently next year

01:03:04.280 and

01:03:07.200 yeah we'll definitely start a few

01:03:11.120 months out ahead of time

01:03:13.240 and get everybody's money and

01:03:14.960 tickets

01:03:16.420 and you can book your spot

01:03:18.840 where you're going to stay and stuff like that

01:03:20.740 and uh yeah

01:03:24.160 Friendly Fash

01:03:26.100 buddy it was great to have you there on the weekend

01:03:28.840 thank you for stepping in

01:03:30.700 and reffing when you had to 0.99

01:03:32.220 I'm going to get that fucking thing 0.99

01:03:33.480 I can even hear it 0.99

01:03:36.840 it's landed

01:03:38.980 it's good

01:03:39.520 but yeah thanks for stepping in and reffing

01:03:42.040 where it needed to

01:03:43.300 and uh not only that but he was the fight of the night he uh also participated in the pugil stick

01:03:50.760 tournament which i thought was awesome i was trying to get the boys to get pugil sticks

01:03:55.780 for nationals because i thought everybody would have a good time with that but they didn't

01:03:59.680 and i made it happen for bigot fest and i'm not disappointed whatsoever i think everybody had 0.91

01:04:05.940 fun with that but they're fucking expensive they may not be expensive in the states 0.75

01:04:09.520 that whole thing the way that went down is that i me and a friend were looking for the different 0.95

01:04:16.440 ways to do it like we could have ordered a blow up one from timu we could have there's a whole

01:04:21.780 bunch of different things we could have done but i found the real pugil sticks like real good

01:04:29.200 quality ones at a place called pugil sticks.com in the states and when you first look at it you

01:04:35.460 think ah 173 for a pugil stick no problem I could do that you're looking at about 350 for people

01:04:44.440 have a good time yep we can do that but then you find out that it's not 350 so it's 173

01:04:57.380 then you got to do the exchange

01:05:01.240 so that brings it up to around

01:05:03.500 $5.50

01:05:05.580 almost $600

01:05:06.360 and then

01:05:08.900 you also have a $280 1.00

01:05:11.180 delivery fee and fucking 0.99

01:05:13.540 cross border fees 0.99

01:05:14.480 it ended up costing me like $1,000 to get these fucking 0.99

01:05:17.340 pugil sticks 0.99

01:05:18.020 so

01:05:19.560 yeah 0.99

01:05:22.360 shitty as fuck I got to take care of them 1.00

01:05:24.360 they're pay to play 1.00

01:05:25.340 not just there to kick the shit out of each other 0.92

01:05:31.040 gotta get in the ring and use them

01:05:32.660 but we will have another Pugil Stick tournament

01:05:35.260 in our day

01:05:36.440 that is gonna be an Ontario thing

01:05:40.280 yeah and Dubs won the Red Ensign Tent

01:05:42.480 I don't know if you guys

01:05:44.460 if I still have that

01:05:45.760 up there

01:05:47.580 I do 0.54

01:05:48.540 quick Dubs and the Red Ensign Tent 0.99

01:05:54.900 so if you see that you know it's Dubs

01:05:56.700 that tent actually seems a little bit big 1.00

01:06:01.080 for any of the places that Dubs 1.00

01:06:03.020 would be camping

01:06:03.720 if he's camping it's probably on a portage

01:06:06.500 or a hike or something like that and you travel late

01:06:08.540 that's a big tent to carry around

01:06:10.300 that's glamping that

01:06:11.660 it's so big

01:06:14.360 it's so big

01:06:17.080 yeah the tent is pretty slick isn't it

01:06:21.080 it'll stand out

01:06:24.640 at a party, that's for sure

01:06:25.840 but yeah, thanks again to Silver Links

01:06:36.320 those coins were great

01:06:40.360 to give out, there was copper ones

01:06:42.480 there was silver ones

01:06:43.620 yeah, I think Sean actually

01:06:46.620 ended up with two

01:06:47.400 because he won the Pugil Stick Tournament

01:06:49.640 the night before

01:06:51.400 I think it was

01:06:54.160 and he also won

01:06:56.560 won his fight the next day as well

01:07:00.100 anyways there was quite a bit

01:07:03.920 being tossed around I wanted belts

01:07:06.040 I wanted even if they were just you know 1.00

01:07:08.140 like shitty Amazon belts that you just

01:07:10.120 get engraved or whatever else it's

01:07:11.800 so cool to have just

01:07:14.100 the belt itself and to wear one

01:07:15.760 we need a bigot fest belt

01:07:17.460 for

01:07:18.380 fight of the night next time.

01:07:24.140 And we're going to make that happen.

01:07:25.660 A bigot fest belt. 0.99

01:07:27.440 It's like the bad motherfucker belt, 0.99

01:07:29.160 but it'll be the bigot fest belt. 0.99

01:07:32.620 And, uh,

01:07:34.640 yeah.

01:07:36.860 Make it so.

01:07:38.240 Except I'm the one that actually has to make it so.

01:07:44.060 That's right.

01:07:46.140 Yeah.

01:07:48.380 You got the copper Celtic knot and a silver Punisher coin.

01:07:54.580 Yeah, thanks again, Silver Links.

01:07:56.560 He was hoping to come up and actually do a custom pour

01:07:59.660 to show everybody what it takes to make the different custom silvers and that.

01:08:06.520 But again, next year,

01:08:08.780 there was a few people that just couldn't make it.

01:08:14.120 uh we were supposed to have a tattoo tent as well guy wanted to give away free tattoos

01:08:22.640 you know little different ones and stuff like that i was gonna get a mustache on my finger

01:08:30.600 get a little mustache there and then you change it like your next finger could be a different

01:08:37.820 style mustache so you could look like a british officer or something like that the wax tip 0.98

01:08:46.160 fucking mustache uh yeah well i'll have to i still have to get a couple of more coins from 0.98

01:08:57.320 silver links as well i have to remember that and also talk about next year 0.99

01:09:04.760 making custom ones for

01:09:08.500 the party itself

01:09:09.600 need a bigot fest logo

01:09:11.400 which we pretty much have

01:09:16.840 alright that bug finally went

01:09:18.940 inside my can of weed

01:09:20.800 now he's stuck

01:09:21.580 he's in there 1.00

01:09:25.660 fuck you bug 1.00

01:09:27.200 I gotta smoke that later too 1.00

01:09:34.760 did i create the trailer video yes that was me i made that i've made a couple of the ones

01:09:42.520 that we've released recently um

01:09:49.000 yeah i wish i had the money to pay editors to do it for me but i don't so maybe next year

01:09:55.400 but that trailer is gonna have to do and i like it so much i'm gonna play it again

01:09:59.640 I'm going to play it out this week. 0.90

01:10:29.640 I can see her looking fast in her faded jeans 0.99

01:10:41.460 She's a heart-loving woman, got me feeling mean 0.98

01:10:46.000 Sometimes I think it's a shame

01:10:50.520 When I get feeling better, when I'm feeling no pain

01:10:55.220 Sun down, you better take care

01:10:59.220 If I find you've been creeping round my back stairs

01:11:04.220 Sun down, you better take care

01:11:08.220 If I find you've been creeping round my back stairs

01:11:16.220 Sometimes I think it's a sin

01:11:19.220 When I feel like I'm winning when I'm losing again

01:11:24.220 Oh, there it is again.

01:11:50.640 for whatever reason I gotta turn that down everything just glitched again but I think

01:11:55.920 I'm gonna run out of power soon enough anyways so we're gonna call it call it a night there folks

01:12:04.100 uh thanks everybody for coming we'll do a longer stream next week now that I'm back here I'll be

01:12:10.700 able to put more content out for you um yeah we'll discuss whether we're gonna be doing a

01:12:18.200 big a fest in the future or what we're going to be doing in the future but thanks everybody for

01:12:23.060 coming we will see you next sunday if not we'll see you for a caesar stream and maybe a bonfire

01:12:30.140 or something like that but good night guys thanks for coming

Derek Rants - August 03, 2026

2026-08-03 - PLAID ARMY

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