4 ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS COMMIT THE MOST 2023 CRIME EVER
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Summary
In this week's cringe of the week: Damar hamlin. What happened to him? Is he a clone? And, last but not least, another teacher versus student fight. This one may not have been as justified as last week's.
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All right. Welcome back to Flack of Socks, the podcast, episode 66. Today on the show,
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four illegals were bused to New York City from Texas, and you won't believe what they did next.
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Drag queens ruined a ping pong table and some childhoods in this week's cringe of the week.
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Damar Hamlin, what happened to him? Is he a clone? Is he real? Find out. We'll tell you in
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housekeeping. And last but not least, another teacher versus student fight. This one may not
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have been as justified as last week. All this and more. It's Flack of Socks, the podcast, episode 66,
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Because words are just words until action actually starts. And actions speak louder than words.
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All right. Housekeeping. We have a very important housekeeping today. I'm a little sick. If you
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guys can't tell, I'm a little under the weather. He's fighting through it. I'm fighting through it,
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though. You're not even going to notice. So far, I'm good. I've been worried about getting
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this, and I've been popping vitamin Cs like crazy. So we're fighting.
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All right. This week, things causing heart attacks and blood clots. Any guesses?
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Something ubiquitous. Something that just before the dawn of man, we've been eating.
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Yeah. Or maybe it's the fear of watching people drop dead from the same poison you hastily injected
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into yourselves. Perhaps. It's actually eggs. Eggs? No, it's eggs. Yeah. Eggs are causing heart
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attacks. What does it say? Yeah. It says blood clots. Compound found in eggs linked to an
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enhanced risk of blood clotting. And it's choline. So eggs are killing everybody. Blood
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clots and heart attacks. And they're more expensive. So actually, that solves some problems.
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Eggs are more expensive. Hey, they're also going to kill you. Skip them. Eat the bugs. Eat the
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bugs. Straight to the bugs. Go back to your pod. We'll bring you some bugs you can eat under
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the door. And it's funny because the more egregious they get with things that have been around
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since like, you know, pre-history almost, the more they red pill people, right? Like Joe
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Rogan posted this. Yeah. So like, it's nice to see people are like calling the bullshit,
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like the fake world, you know, it could, it, choline could very well do something small,
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but it's definitely not explaining any sort of increase or jump. Yeah. I don't, I think people
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are, like you said, eating less eggs than normal because of their cost. So I, I obviously don't buy
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it. Yeah. So that's what's causing heart attacks and blood clots this week. It's eggs. All right,
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let's get into some of the action. We have a very important housekeeping, as you guys know.
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Let's just go ahead and debunk the Damar Hamlin rumors. Yeah. Guys, this is getting ridiculous.
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Everyone's making, it's making us look bad, to be honest. We have these conspiracy theories that
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he's a clone or he's some sort of Illuminati bot. Some sort of twin body double, some sort of like
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just regular guy who got kind of looked like him. They cast him really quick. Yeah. Totally not the
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case. Damar Hamlin was at the game. Here he is in the golf cart. That's him. That's Damar. There he
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is. Here he is with the sunglasses, the white sunglasses. Guys, he's right there. Here he is
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from the box. Yeah. Here he is doing Illuminati symbols with his hands. Guys, it's, it's him.
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Guys, guys, that's Damar. The 666 and then the, the Illuminati symbol, the diamond symbol. Guys,
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it's him. What is even the issue? We look so stupid. We bring up these conspiracies. He's
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right there in the golf cart. Guys, in the golf cart, in the middle seat with the mask
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on and the white sunglasses. Duh, that's Damar. So it's obviously him. Everyone who thinks
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it's not is being ridiculous. He's right there. They showed him on camera. Guys, he tweeted
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clone with a mask next to a mural of him. Duh, it's Damar. Can't even see his face. It's
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obviously him. So yeah, you guys are sick. You guys are crazy. Anybody who believed that
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or thought, dude, here's my favorite part of that whole Damar thing. Like I made a couple
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of memes afterwards, like calling him the banker from deal or no deal, calling him like the
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hat man, you know, um, just like, cause you can't see him. And then people were like, what
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are you saying? Like, what are you doing? And I'm like, my point of view is it's weird.
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I have questions. Like that's it. Like I'm not saying like, dude, Damar's a clone and they
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swapped him and this happened. It's just like something weird is going on. And if you guys
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can't accept that, I don't know what, yeah, this is normal. They're gaslighting
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us into thinking this is normal. This kind of appearance. Damar is normal. It's
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him. Everything's fine. Nine minutes of CPR doesn't do anything bad to the human
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brain and body. You're the problem. You're the problem. He's recovered. Anyone who
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doesn't agree or know that is a plan. All right, let's continue the spiral. Let's
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go over to Dash. Uh, this week Dash took a pretty bad L. It's always fun to check in
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with Dash, our favorite Muppet. Uh, he tweeted a few months back. Now we know why
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Republicans wanted to defund the FBI. And now that we find out that Joe Biden had
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classified documents in his house, Dash is tweeting, Biden needs to gut the entire
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FBI. Oh boy, Dash. Dash, I don't think you know the playbook. Like they're done with
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Joe is what it looks like to me. So Dash, uh, get the memo, right? Yeah, exactly. Uh,
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there's something pure about a nice, a true 180. Yeah. There's something very pure about
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a true 180. It's the best thing to see in live time. My favorite thing was like when I used
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to do the street videos, go ask a guy at Pride, what's Pride all about? Love, acceptance,
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tolerance. And then you say, all right, what do you think about Donald Trump? Fuck him.
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He should die. And it's like a full 180 in five seconds in my face, all in one shot. That
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gives me squirts. Yeah. Um, also a thing that we call Dash often is manic. We also used it
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on Neil deGrasse Tyson last week. We called him manic cause he was, and I think that's
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a very good word. We should start using more to describe these like radical progressive
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leftists cause they are very much manic. And once you call someone manic and they're labeled
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as manic, it's kind of hard to recover from that. Like if you have some like nerd leftist
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getting all like, getting squirrely, getting squirrely and you call them manic, you can't
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really recover from that. And you kind of win the debate with one word. Yeah. You can't
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unhear it. Oh, they're manic. And everyone looks and they go, Oh, they are kind of manic.
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I don't want to be on the side of the manic person. That's how you win. Exactly. So that's
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something we can kind of use more often. Why don't you see what I see? Why don't you
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see it? And you slowly start to creep up and then it's mania. Yeah. And mania. And then
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once you're in mania, who can listen to mania? You're not credible. Yeah. You can't listen
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to mania. All right. Next, uh, we have a, an important update. Speaking of Illuminati rituals,
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Doja Cat. Is that the right person? Yeah, I think it's, it's Doja Cat. So Doja Cat wore
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some sort of red outfit, uh, to an Illuminati ritual. It looks like here she is walking
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in with all the stuff on her. Yeah. Um, so she's obviously on some dumb shit, but not
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only goofy shit, she's on some goofy shit. Um, but this to me means that the next, uh,
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phase of the pandemic or the next thing coming to the world is going to be like a pandemic
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of disgusting open sores. Smallpox. Yeah. Smallpox. Smallpox might be coming back.
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But seeing her like that all covered in the red, uh, I don't, maybe she doesn't even know
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what it is, but the people above her that control her like a Muppet, they do. Uh, and I think it's
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going to be our next pandemic or the next thing that people are susceptible to is going to be
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like a really gross pandemic of like open sores and disgusting, like red and bloody, disgusting
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stuff. Okay. I just want to get that on the books. We're seeing some foreshadowing. It's pretty much
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how it works. I think, uh, anybody who gets like, like this is this whole outfit is made up of like
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a hundred or way more, probably Swarovski crystals. Yeah. You know, I think anybody who gets like the
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hope diamond and they wear it on the red carpet or like Lizzo getting Alexander Hamilton's flute.
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Yeah. Those types, you got to look at those types. Cause why are they getting access to that?
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Um, I think they're bought and paid for and represent something not great.
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Yeah. She could maybe be going as the red M and M. Oh, which is now illegal. Yeah. Just illegal.
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Not like the brand just stopped doing it. Yeah. So the M and M's are now getting rid of
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the little candy spokespeople because they were too sexualized. Uh, and actually I've heard another
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company, A and W root beer. Yeah. There's an A and W root beer bear who just used to have a shirt on
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and then they added pants to him. Wow. So I've never even seen A and W advertise ever. I thought
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the root beers were in sort of a cold war between barks and, uh, A and W. So yeah. A and W had a
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root beer bear and they added pants to him to make them less sexual. See, he's not sucking anybody.
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Who's sexualizing candies and bears and cartoons. You guys are sick. The bear added jeans. He's not
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sucking anybody. Yeah. Um, so that's good. Glad to see the candies are getting more normal. We're still
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on housekeeping. We have a very important housekeeping. It's page two. Um, okay. Remember
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a few months back, there was that kid who lost a scholarship to Florida for lip syncing the N
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word in a Snapchat video. And as a joke, we posted that to Instagram, a real and said,
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got a scholarship for saying the N word as like a joke. And then it actually happened. The game of
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telephone by the time it gets to Rachel Maddow, it's like white high school quarterback offered
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scholarship for saying N word. This is systemic racism in America. That's a good quarterback to
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pick up because people were scared to touch him. It's not because he's performing poorly or not a
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good player. He's good on the field. He's bad on Snapchat. We kind of spoke that into reality.
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Obviously here on the show, we bat a thousand, uh, and that kid got a scholarship, a new scholarship.
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And not only did he get a scholarship, a new scholarship, he got it from an HBCU.
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Yeah. Historically black college. Um, Albany state, I think it was, he got a scholarship for
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saying the N word. We called that. We called it, uh, America's healing this, you know,
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the word's not that crazy. It's a word, but I doubt he'll take it. I don't know. I, I guess he's,
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I bet he's holding out for a more white school. Yeah. He might take it. Cause I would, I don't know.
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I would take it to apologize though. Being the one black kid in eight or white kid at an HBCU must be
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like a wild time. Yeah. That's interesting. You come out a whole different guy. Yeah.
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You start asking questions instead of asking them. I would, yeah, maybe you quit the team
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and then everyone raids your locker. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That happens. Um, we used to have that in
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our own team. We, Rappoy and I played football together in college and whenever some like football
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would be hard, we'd have like 6am workouts in the winter in New Hampshire. It was like negative
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20 degrees. And we weren't on scholarship. We weren't on no scholarship. Uh, we, it was an Ivy
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league school. They didn't give scholarships. So they just help you get in if you're done.
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Yeah. Like they're like, all right, come to an Ivy league school. You still got to pay a little bit,
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but you know, no big deal. Yeah. Do you have reasonably average SATs? And it's like, I do.
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Um, but yeah, so we would have guys on the team that would quit. And then basically the whole football
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team gets issued gear, sneakers, sneakers, shorts, pants, shirt, shirt, shirt, hoodie,
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whatever, everything, great stuff. So basically as soon as someone quit, like we'd coach would
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give a meeting and make, all right, like, you know, Tommy quit today and everyone go, okay.
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Or if they got kicked out too, or if they got in trouble. And then as soon as you hear like,
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all right, number like 72 quit. And it's like, all right. As soon as the meeting's over,
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it was a beeline to that person's locker. And we would just take all their shit.
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Steal their shit. And it's funny because, uh, we were talking about this and it's why we're
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talking about it now. Um, we were just remembering fondly. There was one kid who quit our
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team and I stole his jeans, which weren't even like issued gear. I wore those jeans for like a
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year. You go into his locker and whatever's in there. Fair game. If you quit, you're not even
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a person anymore. You have no rights. Yeah, exactly. Which takes us into our next segment
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of housekeeping. I want to do like a weekly thing of remember what they took from us.
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Yeah. Kind of like how America's gone downhill. And like, we used to have all these things that
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made men, men and women, women in the country. Great. And over time they slowly eroded those
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things. And now it's just like this ambiguous, weird country we live in. Yeah. That's globalist
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international, nothing commoditized country that has no culture. Be bugs, eat bugs. So yeah,
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there was a thing they took from us, which was so important. Hazing. Yeah. Remember how important
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now? Remember how good hazing was? It's fun. And you know what? You'd go through it and then
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you get to do it. You get to pass it on. Yeah. We're not talking about like drink until you pass
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out or have brain damage or whatever. We're not killing anybody. But just some nice hazing,
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that's Americana. That's a rite of passage. That's like a brotherhood thing. Some kids get
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squirrely. Some kids handle it better than others because they're mentally tough and they know it's
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just what you're doing. But no matter what, at the end, everyone gets through it in their own way,
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however hard it is for them. And they all have like a standard of things they've accomplished
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together and like a unity that it brings them together if they did it together. And now we don't
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have that. We lost hazing. We also lost like tough football coaches. I used to have a really tough
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football coach, Coach Gallagher, who used to call everyone pussy. He used to humiliate you. He'd make
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fun of your family, make fun of your religion, whatever he could. He would just rip, you know,
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rip you up. And it made you a better player because if you could handle that, you could handle
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anything. Yeah. What's going to bother you if you can handle getting personally shit on by
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your coach in front of the whole team? Uh, you're not as good as your brother. You shouldn't even be
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playing, you know, stuff like that. So if we get rid of stuff like that, now we have all these like
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feel good things. There's a girl coach and it's like, what's going to happen to our next generation
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of men? So this week's thing they took from us hazing. I'm not saying let's bring it back.
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Well, I don't have no one to haze in my life. I guess I have some people I can haze, but
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maybe that's, well, we're done with hazing. We're not hazing anybody at 30 years old. So
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yeah, we're done with hazing. Yeah. Uh, but that's what they took from us. Um, all right.
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Submit yours. If you have something that you think they took from us, please submit it. We want it.
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We want more motivation. We're going to try to make that a weekly kind of segment. Yeah. I'm sure
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there's a lot of things. Let us know in the comments. Hazing was so good and needed and everyone
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stopped doing it. Cause they were scared of getting like written up by vice or something.
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Yeah. Some article comes out and then what few thousand people read an article about a random
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football coach. Like it doesn't even affect the world that you're in. Uh, but people got scared
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for some reason. Yeah. Yeah. And also with the getting written up, you know how like the news sites
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are all progressive losers now. Yeah. Rap boy. And I were talking about this the other day.
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There is a situation where it's like, if you're a news company and you have some progressive
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person on the payroll, who's a writer for you and they're writing like stupid, woke, dummy shit
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that not only microaggressions, you can't, you just can't do like stupid shit or like latinx or
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whatever they write latinx. Why white people need to do X, any sort of article like that. Right.
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So if you have one of those on your payroll, not only is that person a Muppet who's writing stupid
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articles, they're also in a chair that could have been filled by a normal person by an actual real
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investigative journalist who wants to. So it's not even just like, Oh, there's like a progressive
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person here. He's kind of sucks. It's like, there's a progressive person here instead of a
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normal person. So it's like a plus one minus one. It's like a double negative. It's opportunity cost,
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right? Of hiring a Muppet. So that really can poison a batch of apples pretty quick is what we
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realized. Yeah. And I mean, that's what it is, right? That's what the goal is. Jeff Bezos by the
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Washington post, these types of people, you know, uh, buy up newspapers, buy up magazines,
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and then put in leftist Muppets. And, uh, we have Fox who aren't even based enough for us
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half the time. Certain anchors are obviously. Um, but it's just like a weird thing that like,
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not only did they put in a loser, but we lost a hitter. Yeah, exactly. And then once you have
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the losers in the hitters are having a harder time speaking up and then eventually we'll always
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trend towards losers. Yeah. And like, how is Peter Doocy like the only guy who asks any good
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questions at the white house? Like it's kind of crazy, right? Shouldn't there, shouldn't we know
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a few more people? Shouldn't there be a couple more bodies, a couple more bodies? Exactly. And
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you know, the state of the world, the state of the country, it can all be really depressing.
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They're trying to make the kids trans. They took all the money again. No one can afford a house.
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Everyone's perpetually renting from black rock. Everyone's addicted to pills, but don't be down.
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There is hope. You could hit a five leg parlay and make a hundred grand off a $5 bet.
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That's true. I've been making jokes with a rap boy. The country is like, so, you know,
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on a bad track and things are so ugly. And now for some reason, like gambling is very popular and
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mainstream. And like, everyone's talking about gambling, like Eli Manning's doing gambling commercials.
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I don't know how this happened. All of a sudden it happened all of a sudden like this,
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this year, especially. So now everyone just cares about gambling. And it's like,
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it's like the hunger games where everyone's so screwed. Everyone's so distraught. Everyone has
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no hope. But like the people who do have hope are like the stories you hear of like six leg parlay.
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I bet $5. I made 680,000. Yeah. Like that's all we have to look forward to. Maybe we can hit a
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five leg parlay and make money. Like that's your only hope. It's the lottery basically.
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Yeah, no. And I'm, I'm very worried. Like I do a little gambling. We do a little sports betting.
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Um, but I think it's bad. It's not good. And I think a lot of, especially white kids have like,
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I don't know if anybody else has noticed this, but like the people who are like, I'm a gambling
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addict. It's always like a British or like an Irish kid. It always kind of looks like it's like
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a certain type of white kid. Um, who's like, I bet it all. I bet my paycheck. I did this.
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So we are anti gambling, but we, I've done it. Yeah. But we're anti gambling. We know it's bad.
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If you can pick a winner, you can pick a winner. Yeah. If you got an edge, you got an edge. You
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got an edge. Or if you can, you know, get lucky, I'm anti gambling your last dollars. Yeah, of
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course. But I've done that too. But it really is funny how, how, how like ingrained gambling and
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everybody, like they talk about odds during the game, like the over is here and this and that. And
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I don't know what happened. We used to be like a real serious place. I think some lobbyists
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did some good work and, uh, they work for the gambling companies, not for Joe better.
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Yeah, exactly. All right. Last piece of housekeeping last week in the podcast, we plugged
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that song OM 53 defender, which we love. I'm also this week in a plug a new playlist. Everyone was
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asking, give me more songs. Tell me more songs. I've been listening to this playlist. It's not an ad.
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I've been listening to this playlist, uh, every day. Rap Boy can attest. Yeah. Nonstop over and
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over three hour retro sax synth wave playlist. I love it. It's three hours long. I listened to it
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all day, every day. Link is in the description. Check it out. If you guys want some more music
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recommendations, a lot of the songs I like come from that playlist. So enjoy that. That is the end of
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our housekeeping. We are moving on to cringe of the week. All right. First clip of cringe of the week.
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Husband cries over PS5. Me and this guy don't wear watches for the same reason. Figured you might
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like to play that with better graphics. No. Yes. He looks like you. How much does this guy weigh?
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Oh man. Crying over a PS5. Maybe. So here's the thing. We're not being mean to anybody. That's a
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normal person. Well, he's married. He's a guy with a family. He's married. He doesn't have mental
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problems. We're not being mean. If he had mental problems and was an adult and loved a PS5,
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it'd be fine. He's married. He's normal. This is, you know, cringe. It's cringe. That's it.
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Yeah. It's, I don't know. It's tough. It's tough to watch. I felt it. And I don't want to be mean.
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I don't necessarily want to be mean, but this is not it is all I can say. He ain't going to save you.
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He's going to save you. I think there's a certain thing that like, if you're over 450,
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you're not really allowed to have fun. Like unless you make progress. Like I think, dude,
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a PS5 is a gift when you hit 400. Awesome. Great. I think you got to work for it. I don't know.
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I don't want to be too mean. This is kind of not normal cringe of the week, but that's,
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that spoke to us. Yeah. That did spoke to us. All right. Next, the drag queen on the ping pong
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table. Yeah. This is a filmed by young Taylor Hanson.
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Guy ass. There's rat boy in the background. Yeah. Also, we all know ping pong tables. We've
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all had ping pong table experience. Doesn't that just ruin a ping pong table? Aren't you just on
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top of the net, smashing the net down? Doesn't that like rule number one? Look at the net. It's
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all fucked up. Absolutely disrespected the ping pong table. Disrespected. But the people that work
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the restaurant are like, let him go. Like, we don't want to say, we don't want to offend anybody.
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Like the net, look at the ping pong table. Bro, you ruined it. There's no coming back.
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You ruined the ping pong table and you're like a guy lip syncing. And also everyone who's there
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watching, we caught you. Yeah. Caught you. Yeah. You're in trouble. This guy right here caught
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you. What are you doing there? You're on a date. This guy's tapping his foot. He's on a date,
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like enjoying it. With a girl. And you're not supposed to make fun of consenting adults doing
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whatever they want with their whatever. But I am going to. Yeah. What are you doing?
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What are you doing there? Caught you. Are you a twink? You a twink boy? He's like, no,
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you know, we're adults. We can have fun. This is a fun event. This is a fun brunch. You're
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looking at some dude's ass and cock in a thong while some kid hides his face and Richard
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Rapboy's over there. Yeah. Richard Rapboy's over there on the right. There he is. Yeah.
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Tough, tough look. And also the kid, like the kid's face and reaction, you can tell they
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know something ain't right. You know how a kid who has like a blacked out drunk mom knows
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like, oh, mom's sick on Friday nights. Yeah. Mom's sick. Mom gets sleepy after she takes
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her pills. Yeah. Like they know something's wrong. Yeah. They see this and they go, something
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ain't right. I shouldn't be looking at this. Yeah. And you know, it's funny because we talked
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about drag queens, I think maybe two weeks ago, how we wanted to do a beyond scared straight
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of drag queens. Like, Hey kids, uh, this is what happens if you do drag. People have pity
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for you and they pretend, uh, and you lip sync Aretha Franklin and you break a ping pong
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table. Yeah. You wear girls clothes and you had another sort of like skit drag idea. I
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had an idea. I think I told it to Ryan long of Ryan long comedy. Um, an idea of like a
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drag show. It's a sketch, right? It's a drag show, but all the attendees are right wing
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investigative journalists who are secretly filming. So the whole event is just like 20
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people and 20 of the 20 people are all right wing people. Like this is disgusting. Gotcha.
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But most of please look at this, look at this disgusting behavior. Yeah. I got a dollar
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zooming in. Yeah. Here's a buck. Here's a tip. That would be a funny sketch. Also Richard
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Rappaway made a really funny meme, uh, Taylor Hanson meme of, uh, this event basically. Yeah.
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Here it is. Pretty good. It's, there's just something so funny to me about, uh, an investigative
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journalist going to a drag show where there are kids being exposed to disgusting shit.
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And then like the peak of the disgusting moment is like the money shot. It's like, yeah,
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yeah. Like do it. Um, because obviously like Taylor Hanson or anybody, and some people
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responded to that meme and they're like, dude, this guy's making fun of you. It's like, no,
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I'm not like, like Taylor Hanson. If you went to a drag show where there was a kid and
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you broke it up and said, stop this now, everybody get out. You're sick. Like that's
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not as effective of show it as showing the disgusting shit to like 500,000 people online.
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Yeah. Right. Exactly. So Taylor Hanson does a great job. Um, and I thought that was a
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hilarious, like him filming, like, yeah, like there we go. Got it. Got the shot. Like
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nightcrawler night, real nightcrawler stuff right there. Um, all right, let's do our next
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clip. The non-binary Muppet and teacher. And the friend likes to ask the question,
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are you a boy or a girl? And Nash answers, I'm just a kid. But a kid, like kids can be
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boys or. They can be boys or girls. Yeah. Or maybe non-binary. Yeah. It was just like.
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God. Non-binary. Yeah. That's just something that we know. And this is something, I mean,
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it's like they're four and five years old and they just didn't make a big deal out of being
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a boy or a girl. Cause you've been hammering it down their throats for the whole time.
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These people are surprised. It's like, yo, uh, you could talk about dinosaurs for three months
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and be like, the kids are really liking dinosaurs. It's like, duh, you idiot. And look at this eclectic
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group here. We got non-binary Muppet, black lady, Asian lady, and then gigantic nondescript.
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I don't know. They, they, them gigantic. Keep ripping it. Let's see what happens.
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I think it was a huge testament to how much we've been talking about it in the classroom.
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You never mentioned the term non-binary. It was a child who brought that up because it's
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constantly in conversation. Uh, yeah. So they're pretty much saying the quiet part out loud. It's
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like, Oh, the children, they know about it cause we're constantly bringing it up. It's a testament to that.
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We're grooming them to keep saying non-binary. Yeah. And like, turns out these four and five
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year olds are like really soft brain, easy to manipulate and confuse. Turns out, uh, it
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turns out positive reinforcement really works on soft brains. Yeah. Oh, here you go. You
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got a cookie. Good job. All right. Last part. So Nash, just like me is non-binary. So they
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aren't sure if they're a boy or a girl. So when people ask them, are you a boy or a girl?
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So Nash, like me is non-binary. They don't know if they're a boy or a girl. So if you don't
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know if you're a boy or a girl, I don't think you should be teaching anybody. Yeah. I think
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Kindergarten is basically like babysitting plus. It's just like a four and five year olds.
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It's babysitting plus a little stuff. And then when you make the plus all the weird shit,
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it's kind of like, all right, you don't get it. You're fired. Next person up.
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Yeah. Um, and I'm starting to just discriminate more against people who look a certain way.
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Like I would never bring my kid to someone who looks like this, you know, cause they're,
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they're just a certain type of person and I don't want my kid to look like that or think
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like that. And it's over. And we spoke in the housekeeping about how it's not. And I'm
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saying it's not bad to judge a book by it's like open face cover. It's like, you know what
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I mean? At this point, at this point I'm pretty much. Don't judge a book by its cover. It was a
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psyop. That's exactly what I'm saying. Yeah. Don't judge a book by its cover. Like there's very few
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books that are way different than their cover these days is my point. It was a nice idea in
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the beginning. Don't judge a book by its cover. Anyone can blah, blah, blah. Well, anyone can still
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surprise you. There's still that 1% or 2%, but that number is dwindling and people just look like the
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side they're on now. Yeah. You can judge a book by its cover most of the time. Yeah. And also
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how we talked about in housekeeping, how we lost all the football coaches that were tough and good.
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It's like, and we replaced them with the opposite, like these progressive, like non-binary people.
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Hell yeah. We just hired Caitlin. Yeah. She's going to be your, uh, whatever. It's like your children,
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if you had a tough football coach would hopefully be trained by that coach and grow up to be tough
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like that coach. Now your children are being trained by these non-binary people and they're
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maybe going to grow up and be non-binary and weird. Yeah. And then do we want to talk about how many
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Australians are non-binary and weird? 32% of Australians between the ages of 15 and 24
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are now identifying as LGBTQIA plus. Plus. 32%. It's basically half. Yeah. Um, and that's why
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we need unfettered immigration to all white countries. White people are 8% of the world population,
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but we need every, every weirdo who's going to shit out 10 kids needs to come and replace us
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cause we're all gay now. Yeah. So weird types. They love it. And, uh, yeah, we hate it. There's
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a, uh, speaking of, I'm, I'm just combining everything now, like drag Queens, non-binary and
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trans. It's all LGBTQIA plus it's all in the plus it's all after the LGB, right? Yeah. So it's
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all under the umbrella. So we can kind of refer to these things in the same category. Uh, there
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was a trans woman at a YMCA in San Diego, in San Diego. So a dude with a cock, a man with a,
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with a penis who is saying he's a lady and at, was going to the YMCA changing in the locker room.
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There was a complaint from a 17 year old girl, a minor, a minor who was seeing a naked man.
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She saw a cock. She complained, said she was uncomfortable. This is the YMCA, the young,
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young men's Christian Academy association. So it's a place for young Christian people. Uh,
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she was complaining that she saw a naked man. And then she also said, I have a five-year-old
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sister who comes here and uses the same locker room for gymnastics. So there's a person who's
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changing and getting naked at the YMCA. And instead of protecting the kids and making them feel
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comfortable and not prioritizing a mentally ill person who's got problems and is a naked man in
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the woman's locker room. Instead, here's what the local news said about it in defense of the trans
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man. Here's their justification. Travis joining me now. Austin, I feel like a big part of the story
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that's either been a misconception or people are just forgetting about is that Wood has fully
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transitioned into a woman and was in the woman's bathroom. Yeah, that's right, Wale. In fact, she
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says she is a woman and she really wants to drive home the fact that she transitioned over five years
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ago. Um, and that, you know, she, she is a, she is a woman and she says she's a woman period.
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And that's where it ends. Absolutely. And that's where it ends. That's where it ends for you and
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your news crew. Yeah. Good boy. Please meet me in the power slap arena. I would like to enter a
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power slap. That's my new thing. Whenever someone crosses me or crosses a society, I just want to
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power slap them. I'm built for a power slap. I don't know if you guys know about power slap.
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It's a new sport that Dana White is making happen. So I'm built for power slap. I can eat them and I
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can give them. I want to power slap those news reporters nonviolently. It's not a threat. It's
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an offer. I like how the news reporters now it's like, when have you seen someone reporting on
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something and it's two guys, it's always one person out in the field, right? Yeah. This is like,
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they brought two guys to have a conversation to form consensus in front of you. Yeah. You know what I
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mean? And it's so weird. These guys, I'm, I'm betting neither of these guys really believe that.
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Um, she transitioned five years ago. He's got a cock. There's five-year-olds in the locker room.
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YMCA is for young people. It's supposed to be like young community building, young Christians.
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They already took that. And the YMCA has like this, they released like a super lame statement
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that was like, blah, blah, blah. You know, we are standby diversity, equity, inclusion.
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So take the C out of your name. You guys aren't Christian. Uh, you're endangering kids.
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And they made a statement that was like, well, the kid's not in danger. Yeah. And it's like,
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yeah, until she is until someone is. Yeah, exactly. So, so moving on, we're still in cringe
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from the other end of the uncomfortable at the gym spectrum. There was that girl where we'll just
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play it in the background. We don't have to get into it because it's kind of late on the clip.
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It's old clip at this point. Uh, but it was a girl who was at the gym who was filming herself
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and then like complaining every time a guy would look over, like even just like a second or like
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looking over and at her direction, she'd be like, Oh pig, like there he goes, like staring at me.
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And it was just like, if you're recording in the gym, people look around. I was in the gym the other
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day. Everyone was looking at me. Oh, this guy benches 225 as many times as he wants. There was
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a guy in the treadmill, like a big hairy gay guy, you know, wearing spandex shorts and leather boots
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on the treadmill. Real daddy boy shit. I looked at him just to see what he's up to. I'm not trying
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to suck anybody. That's true. I mean, that's true. That's fair. I looked at him. I'm like,
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Oh, look at this guy. He's on some real daddy boy shit. Like what's he wearing? Oh my God. His
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ass is out. He's got like leather boots on the treadmill. That's weird. But it's like that yet
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everyone looks around. It's normal to look around. Also, this is like, um, another sort of like fake
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world thing where it's like, she doesn't do anything about it in the moment. She doesn't confront the guy
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cause it's actually not that big of a deal. He barely glanced. He barely looks, but then,
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you know, complain about it online with your friends who will like kind of enable you.
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And this one backfired for her. Cause obviously she was like doing attention. I think she has an
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only fans too. Yeah. And then she kind of made a statement like, I don't have an only fans. I have
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like a soft version of only fans for my fans to keep in touch. Fans of what? Yeah. Fans of what
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exactly? Filming yourself at the gym. And then simultaneously as everyone's having like these gym
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debates, Kate Hudson released some pants that were meant to confuse us more, I guess. It's like
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active wear, open ass, active wear stuff. So if you weren't confused about what girls want to
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not be looked at or looked at at the gym, that'll hopefully help. Yeah. Gym girls are taking too
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much ground. I think they do a few too many squats. They get a gigantic ass and they start making demands
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and it's like men invented the gym. Yeah. I'm sorry. Men invented gym culture and, uh, people,
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you can't really look there's, there's kind of like a one 80 degrees, like where you stand between
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sets. You're going to look. Yeah. So I look at everybody. Yeah, exactly. I look at the guy
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benching. I look at the one rep max. I look at the kids squatting with the terrible form. I look at the
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girl doing just 50 glute exercises over there. Like it's the guy doing the row machine, bending his back
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too much. Yeah. Yeah. I like to look exactly. So, um, yeah, you know, you know, our stance on it,
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right? Yeah. We keep it 100. You do whatever you want at the gym. There's a, there's a certain weird
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thing about filming yourself and then look, looking for like victimization points online. It's just a
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very weird self-absorbed kind of person going viral for that. Yeah. It's like, why don't you create
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something? And it's always good to see them get viral for the wrong reason. Yeah. Good to see a good
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ratio. All right. Next America is a racialized term. I just got out of a lecture and my professor
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said something that really struck me that I feel like should have been super obvious that I just
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had not like connect the dots on before. And that is the fact that the term American citizen is like
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a racialized term. It's associated with whiteness, whether we want it to or not, because of the way
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that white supremacy is so like intricately bound with the foundation of the country that we call
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America, that when you hear the word American citizen, the first thing that comes to mind is a white
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person. And what's crazy is I have this super vivid memory when I was only like maybe like five or six
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years old. My mom was just about to get her citizenship and she was like, yeah, I'm going to
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be an American citizen. And I was like freaking out because I fully thought that my mother was going to
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turn into a white woman. Oh, interesting. So being America, it means white. And when you were five or
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six, your mom told you that story and you thought she was going to become a white woman. Well, what happened
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to America since then? Since the 20 years ago when you were five or six, how is the white population
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done in America? Thanks to our buddies, Klaus Schwab and George Soros. Don't worry. The Koch brothers
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and open border capitalism. Exactly. There's 50 million illegals here. Don't worry. That whole
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America is a white country. You guys already fixed that. I guess you already handled that.
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I'm glad your professor is teaching you this great lesson to just getting you angry, getting you worked
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up. I'm sure the Starbucks job down the line and I'll see you at the protests, right lady? Because
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this is like an angry girl getting taught stuff that's going to make her more angry while paying
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$40,000 a year for the privilege. Well, the opposite of what she thinks is happening is happening.
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America is this white supremacist country. It's like the white population has gone down so much.
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The white people in America are less powerful than ever. Everyone takes pills and kills themselves.
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And I know you don't want to like really, I guess, acknowledge it, but white people founded
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America. I don't know if that's taboo to stay, but it's literally happened. So I don't know. Yeah,
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they did. White settlers made America. And it also wasn't easy. It wasn't easy. We had to go west.
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We had to chop all those trees down. We had to get those Chinese people here to build the railroads.
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Yep. Had to bring some slaves over, pick some cotton. It was a crazy time. It was the wild west.
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Literal. As they call it. But yeah. It was a blank canvas. Yeah. There was nothing here. No one was
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here before we got here. All right. Uh, last clip of cringe of the week. You know how Dash
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Jabrowski, uh, we had that compilation of him and was just swiping on Tik TOK and it was, Oh boy. Oh boy.
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Oh, this just did. Oh boy. Yeah. And it was pretty funny. Cause you can kind of like get a read of
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what someone's content is about when you just fast scroll through. We have another one of that for some
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sort of cross-dresser type, cross-dresser type. Uh, check this one out.
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One of my best friends and family members passed away this week.
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A man just attacked me at the Walmart gas pump in the...
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How my meth head parents almost killed me. Part two.
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Dude, uh, trauma. Trauma just seems to follow you. Your whole life is tragic. Everyone should pay
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attention to you. And you have like your ring light and you're recording your Tik TOKs and you're
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like, all right, record. Like, yeah, I'm just going to talk to Walmart. Um, yeah, man. And I'm not,
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I hope nothing bad happens to people. I wish everyone the best. Oh, I assume all of that's
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made up and fake because the type of person who would dress like that and act like that is the
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type of person who would make up attention seeking stories. Right? Like we're, we're all judge it.
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We're back to judging a book by its cover. Right? Yeah. So, uh, face value is all I need.
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I don't really need to go deep. All right. Let's move on to urban decay. Uh, before we do urban decay
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you're going to love bonus land support us. It goes a long way. Richard Rappoy and I basically
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split that money. Keep it 100. Tell everyone kind of how the sausage is made here. So do you want to
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help support us and keep this stuff going? Join bonus land. The very end of this episode,
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we are going to put like a three or four minute bonus land clip, uh, from a couple of weeks ago from
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the Sam Britton investigation, Richard Rappoy did. So at the end, check it out. If you like that,
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please sign up. All right. We're just one of those things where we, we want to put it in the
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episode. Cause it was like pretty good. It was very good. Yeah. Yeah. Very good. All right. Urban
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decay. First clip lady tries to fuck the cop. Yeah, this is a good one.
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That's enough, right? Yeah. She says it a few more times in case you want to see the rest of the clip.
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So that's how you get out of a ticket. We should have told the guy who tried to impound our mini
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bikes that you just fucked me. I'll fuck you. Do whatever you want. What? It's like a $30 ticket.
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What? I'll fuck you. I'll fuck you. So how many officers do you think take that, take that offer?
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I think pretty much none just because of the body cam footage and shit. And then it's just not good.
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Yeah. Some for sure. Yeah. Some. Yeah. But I think probably like 20 years ago or in the nineties,
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it was like a lot more. And now that we live in the age of everything's recorded,
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everyone can go viral. Anyone can tell a story. It's probably way less. Yeah.
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That's another thing they took from us. Yeah. Flash a cop to get out of a ticket. That's Americana.
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Well, yeah. Like a hot chick. And then you get pulled over and you go, Oh, officer, like what
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happened? I don't know. Is that good or bad? I don't think that's very good. I don't think that's
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good. So I, yeah, it's not good. Um, yeah, but, uh, that's funny. And I'm sure the officers have been
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offered a lot more too. Yeah. I wonder I would be making deals. Yeah. It's easy to go corrupt
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right now. It's very easy to go. I would be a good Mexican police officer. Cause I would
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be like, Oh, I caught you peeing on the beach. 10 K or like a thousand tourists who are nervous.
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I would just take everyone's cash. All right. So we should not be signing up for the police
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department. We have a, I guess, I don't know. We're looking for money, I guess. That's bad.
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I'm a corrupt cop. Yeah. All right. So, Hey, shout out to all you straight laced cops. You're
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doing great. You're doing God's work. Yeah. Helping the community. Um, Oh, fuck you. It's
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like, uh, what's it called? Uh, that movie, that movie. Just tell me where you want me
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to fuck. Uh, MacGruber. Yeah. Yeah. Are these bikes street legal? Oh, fuck you. You can't
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be, are you guys sure you can be riding these? Yeah. Oh, fuck you. All right. Uh, next four
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migrants bust to New York from Texas, and then you won't believe what they did next.
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Yeah, guys. Um, this is, I started reading this story and I go, we have to talk about
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this on the podcast. It's the most like current day problems, crime of all time. So I just
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want to walk you through it. Yeah. This is like a bingo. Basically we all hit bingo on
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this one. So four migrants bust into New York city from Texas were busted for snatching thousands
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of dollars in merchandise from a Nassau County mall. And that's where you grew up, right?
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Nassau County. That's where I grew up. So, uh, it's these four Mexican nationals who are
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illegal immigrants who got shipped up to, uh, New York and immediately started retail theft,
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organized retail theft. They stole, they stole $12,489 worth of goods from Macy's. Um, early
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Roosevelt field mall. Yeah. You know that mall. I know that mall. That's near Papa's house.
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Yeah. Okay. Um, so I just want to, there's a couple of little factors here that make this
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kind of hilarious. Uh, cops caught the crew shortly after the January 9th heist in Hampstead
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when Mesa was pulled over for allegedly failing to use a turn signal in a BMW with bogus plates.
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So number one, BMW with bogus place. Number two, this crime occurred in January. So less than
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six months after these guys arrived, they're doing organized retail theft. So they're not picking
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the strawberries. They're not cleaning bathrooms. They're doing like all you white liberals think
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that they should, Oh, we need them to pick our strawberries. No, they're just stealing from
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Macy's immediately. Uh, six months in a legal car. Yeah. Four of them. Exactly. So four guys,
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they probably all came. They were probably one of those big group. Uh, they're all men. There's no
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women or children. They're all just men. Um, so they came, uh, across the border in July and now
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they got popped in January. So less than six months. Uh, Miguel and Rafael Rojas have been
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living at the Westin hotel on West 57th street in Manhattan, according to police. Midtown Manhattan,
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the Westin. Yeah. Like I don't even, I can't, you know, like that's like expensive. It's probably
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300, 400 bucks a night. Okay. Um, and let me make sure I'm hitting all these things. And that's
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taxpayer funded. The illegals are living in a hotel in Midtown Manhattan with the most expensive
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real estate in the world, maybe outside of like maybe Singapore or like two other random places,
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London. Yeah. Um, here's the, here's the next piece of the bingo card. The four suspects appeared
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in court on January 10th, 10th. Rafael Rojas and Escobar were released without bail. Bingo. I got
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bingo. The only thing we're missing in this story is like all of them having COVID or like another little
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bingo card thing to make it perfect. But yeah, so let's go, let's go through it again. Bust from Texas
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organized retail theft, living out of a hotel subsidized by taxpayers, uh, affected a nearby
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city that isn't a sanctuary city. So someone who, you know, Nassau County is not a sanctuary County,
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uh, but they're obviously where they go to steal. Dummy car with no license plate released on no bail.
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Bingo. That's a full bingo. That's a row across. Um, and so I just thought it was like crazy to me.
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Um, and that, you know what they took from us, the ability to send these guys back immediately
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and say no and take their fingerprints and say, you're not welcome in the United States ever again.
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Yeah. Country's gone guys. Yeah. That's it. You might as well steal from Macy's. Yeah.
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There's some hope, but yeah, you too can pretty much do whatever you want and steal from Macy's.
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But yeah, so that was just kind of like, I read that crime and I kept reading piece by piece and I
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thought, wow, this is what we've become like 10 of these things or, you know, how there's like a
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six piece list of this. Five of them wouldn't exist before in the 1990s. You know what I mean?
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Yeah. Like it would only be retail theft. Yeah. All right. Next, there was a fight between a
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teacher and a student substitute teacher and a student. And again, the N word is used. Yeah.
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But this teacher snapped. Teacher telling him to swing.
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Yeah. You're fired. You're fired. You can't hit someone for saying a bad word. You can report them to
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the principal. They can get suspended. It seems like this substitute teacher can't control himself.
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Yeah. That was a bad one. Different from last week. I think last week was bad too. The teacher
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should have snapped last week. I was surprised at how many commenters, and I mean, this is just the
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human element, but how many commenters were like, I agree with the teacher. Like obviously he was
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wrong, but a part of you is like that kid needed a lesson, which I agree with. But I'm on a wave of
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like no teacher hits a student unless it's like brutal self-defense and you have to like put the
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kid down. And then there's also something where like, I mean, obviously we've made this joke before
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someone saying a word, the N word is automatic. A lot of people, a lot of black people in America
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think that's an automatic swing. Yeah. And unfortunately that swing is jail. You know,
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that's going to be your first offense. I'm sorry guys. If you swing on me, if I happen to say it
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and you swing on me, I'm going to be in the courtroom like this. Yep. I'm going to be like
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this. There he is officer. And they're going to let him go right away. So true. So you're going to
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get him and then go, okay, he's guilty, but he's also free to go. But yeah, what's up with this?
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Like emotionally stunted adults, like you shouldn't be in high school. If you can't handle it, you
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shouldn't be in a high school. Yeah. Like, uh, you know, go work security at the tired yard.
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This guy probably has the demeanor for that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Next. Old
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lady writes a racist text and they caught her. This one, you're not going to like my opinion.
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I actually. So they're zooming in on this lady's typing, I guess the airport. They're on the plane.
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They're on a plane. And what does it say? It says, I'm looking out the window. Other two
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seats are taken by two very large dolled black ladies. And she goes through, uh, dolled up black
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black ladies. One of whom is extremely hostile. I am being very pleasant just to annoy. If I need
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to use a washroom, I am going to, uh, something, something be present. Uh, if I'm going to use the
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washroom, I'm going to present. I am really crippled and ask, she's having to pretend I'm
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really a steward to help me. So she's planning, she's texting her husband or something. She's
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like an old woman. She's next to two, I guess, gigantic fat black women. Yeah. I don't know.
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I believe the text kind of, I don't, I don't think this is that much of a problem. I don't
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think grandma's making stuff up. You can say I'm next to two dolled up blonde ladies. That's
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what I said. And it wouldn't be that bad. Is black a negative or is it a descriptor? Suspect
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six, three black, uh, male. Is that negative? Yeah. It's like the base of this lady's text.
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It sounds like the people next to her are being big and fat black people. Yeah. Which
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she wrote in the text, which I mean, can we all be honest here? Everybody gets on the
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plane and they hope for a small Asian person next to them. Right. Isn't that what everybody
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roots for on the plane? Just the skinniest rail person who's so quiet and listens to their
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headphones. It doesn't bother you once. Yeah. Like, yeah. Nobody likes to, nobody likes
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to sit next to a big guy. Yeah. And I teeter on that category as well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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When I'm on Southwest, what'd you say Southwest? You had the, yeah. When I'm on Southwest and you
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can pick your seat. It's always like, if the plane's full, my seat's the last one. And if
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you saw some lady texting about you saying, Hey, giant fat white guy with beard, is it racist
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or is it about your size? I got stuck in the middle seat next to this big bearded guy.
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I go, yeah, you got stuck. That's what happens. That's why you should pay for the A group in
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Southwest. So you get your first choice. That's what I do. Yeah. Uh, of course. So yeah, I don't
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know. We're calling it not racist. Yeah. We're calling it not racist. And black is a descriptor.
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And if you're being like fat and loud, it sounds like you're ruining this lady's plane experience.
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Let's focus on the unpleasant. Where did that come from? I love, I love when people film
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something and they kind of like expose themselves a little bit. Like, you know, the person's fat,
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black and unpleasant. Something happened, right? Is that that bad? Why is black a negative term?
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Yeah. I don't think it is. I think it's just a descriptor. All right. Next. Uh, this is a brutal
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execution in Chicago. We're going to heavily censor it cause it's so brutal. I almost didn't even
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want to show it cause it's so bad, but it's similar to our bingo situation. So that guy
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gets shot, kills that guy. One guy gets shot and this guy kills that guy. Keeps shooting,
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kills another. And then he starts executing people. Boom. Executed. Oh. But she lived.
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Finishes the guy he shot before. Then he's going to get out of there, but nope. He finds one more
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person outside the van. One shot. Hmm. Let me finish. Execute. So some guy is just executing
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people on Chicago streets. Why is that important? Why is this crazy? Um, and it yeses on who this guy
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was. Yeah. What, what was he? Some sort of doctor, maybe a lawyer, some sort of maybe rocket scientist
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or something, maybe a violent criminal who's out on no bail. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. A supervised
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release, violent criminal, um, who has served multiple prison sentences since 2007 for an armed
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home invasion, two robberies, an aggravated battery to a police officer. He had been in prison until,
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uh, recently for a 2009 armed home invasion in Albany park in which two people were killed.
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Wow. So did a home invasion. Two people got killed. He's let out. Everyone these days is all the
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stories you hear. Oh, someone is locked up for 10 years for a joint for smoking a joint. Well,
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that's what they used to be. Prison reform. 2005 through 2015. It was this guy's serving 20 years
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for marijuana. This guy is locked up for a bag of pills, right? Yeah. And now it's like this guy's
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out after he was in a crime that two people were killed. And now he's killing more people. It seems
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like maybe we went a little too far with who we're letting out. The pendulum. You guys remember the
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pendulum? Yeah. I remember the pendulum. It needs to swing back because supervised release
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for this guy. Um, you know, and an incident like this happens, we need to kind of like go back and
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look at all the violent offenders who are out right now and do a, do some inventory, right?
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Let's scoop them all back up. So, I mean, I just don't understand, um, as a society, why
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this guy kind of like has any rights. Once he took two lives, once he was involved in a crime
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where two people were killed, shouldn't you kind of just be like away from society until you're
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like 55, you know what I mean? Until you're kind of an old man, you don't have that like
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testosterone coursing through your body. You kind of lost the right. Yeah, I agree. So
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let's move on to uplifting gold. Don't get down. Don't get depressed. That was a dark clip. That
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was probably one of the darkest clips we've ever shown. Oh, that's a disgusting execution. Like
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that's, but let's get uplifted, uplifting gold girl throws the fish in the tube coming from
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the execution too. We need a downturn time. All right, rip it one more time. Of course.
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Of course. She's throwing the fish back. She's got a little bass, tosses it back straight into
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that tube. Oh man. I don't mean to rush to uplifting gold, but we are going to move kind
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of fast because we're running out of time. Uh, next is the perfect tree cut. She should
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not be throwing fish like that at all. Like what about a simple release here? Yeah. Simple
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release, but you know, she's being cute for tech talk. Okay. What do you got? Uh, all
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right. Next, the perfect tree cut. Yeah. I don't know what this is called. This was so
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impressive though. This is a specific type of notch cut that I don't know the name of
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and the tree stays in itself. Boom. And the house is fine. Everything's good. I love seeing
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a pro taking pills. That guy doesn't take fentanyl. Yeah. I love seeing a pro. Someone
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who's good at their craft doing next level stuff. That's exactly as he wrote it up. Not
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taking fentanyl. Play the next play. No fentanyl. All right. Number of society. Next, uh, Home
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Depot theme song at Home Depot. This is pretty cool. Just play it in the background. They made
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the Home Depot song out of things from Home Depot. That's pretty cool. Uplifting. There
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you go. I don't need to rush to uplifting. Why are you rushing? Are we really behind? We
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are behind. Okay. We are behind. All right. Next. This is actually really funny to me. I
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don't know. Maybe it's stupid, but I really like jokes like this. The Where's Waldo
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audio book? I love this too. A man playing a tuba with another man inside. A man with
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a broken bass drum. A man dropping his trumpet. A woman in a yellow tank top. A woman in a
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green collared shirt. Waldo. A man in a white collared shirt. A woman in a red shirt and
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Waldo. I'm sick. That's a good bit. I want to know who made that. That sounds like somebody
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who I kind of recognize. That's a really funny bit. Yeah. Waldo. Waldo. Man with a trumpet.
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A woman in a green shirt. All right. Last clip of the week. Last uplifting. Kids
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walk in trying to balance the coffee. You're doing so good. You're not spilling
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any. Okay. Now watch the step. Go slow over the step. There you go. Good job. We
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spilled a little, but that's okay. Oh, don't look at it. Oh, did you panic? It's
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okay. It's okay. Your sock got wet and you panicked. It's all right. Your sock got wet
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and you panicked. And you just bailed entirely and dumped the whole thing. Oh, I love that.
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That's good stuff. Well, that is the end of Uplifting Gold. Before we say goodbye, we are,
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well, actually, we're going to say goodbye. And then we are going to show a clip from last
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week or two week ago's Bonusland. Richard Rathaway did a deep dive into Sam Britton and
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we uncovered some Sam Britton potential lies that don't make sense and also contradict his
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story. And predated the luggage thefts. And predate the luggage thefts. So if you want
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some more Sam Britton insight, stay till after the outro and check out this clip from Bonusland.
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00:58:04.340
he's sick. Do it for Admiral Levine. Thank you guys for listening. Hopefully it wasn't too bad.
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It was a good episode, but I just was a little sick this week. So, you know, not feeling the best.
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I'd say that's better. Yeah. I'm going to get you on that monthly. Yeah.
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All right. Thank you guys for watching. We'll see you at the next one.
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Bonusland. Welcome. Welcome to Bonusland. That was a good episode.
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And it started with the first few weeks. I had AIDS. I was the only gay person left in the world
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because the government found all the other gays and killed them as children. If they found me,
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they would kill me. It's the perfect way to keep a child or a teen from coming out. And we moved
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on to physical therapy. Physical therapy was my hands being tied down and blocks of ice being placed
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on my hands. Then pictures of men holding hands would be shown to me. So that way I would associate
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the concept of the pain of ice with a man touching me. It worked really, really, really well. My dad
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could barely even hug me anymore when I would scream out in pain. Then we went into heat. So
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coils would be wrapped around my hands and you'd be able to turn the heat on or off. So now if we
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had a picture of a guy and a girl hugging, it was no pain. If there was a picture of a guy and a guy
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hugging, we had physical pain. We then went into the month of hell. The month of hell consisted of
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tiny needles being stuck into my fingers. Um, and then needle torture pictures of explicit acts
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between men would be shown and I'd be electrocuted at this point. My dad, um, has held a gun up to my
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head multiple times, but, uh, the last time I got on the phone that he, I, I tried to keep calling. I
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want, you know, I want contact, um, was that he would, uh, he would shoot me if I ever tried to walk in
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the door again. So your dad beats you. Sad, scary backstory. That sounds crazy. No one should have
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to go through that. There's a facility that's torturing gay people. It sounds like pretty much.
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Um, and so, I mean, obviously some people were going to like, kind of this was a college kid
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shooting from the hip, right? Yeah. Basically like telling my story, getting a YouTube thing,
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like blah, blah, blah. Um, and so basically, uh, this journalist ended up asking a few questions
01:00:31.780
about Sam because like, uh, electric shock, needle fingers, hot coils. We got to shut that place
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down, right? Can't exist. That place can't exist. That's against the law. You can't torture someone.
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Um, and so Sam, I'm going to read, I'm going to read a couple of sentences here from the article that
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are, uh, out of order, not out of order, but, uh, not continuous. And so basically, uh, Britain says
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they were sent to a cruel and sadistic Florida conversion therapist who they saw for two or three
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years. Britain's timeline periodically changes depending on the media interview. Britain
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alleges this practitioner used aversion therapy, which include torture, what we just said, right?
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Um, and the paucity of finding active cases that employed such barbaric techniques meant that added
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due diligence was necessary to ascertain the veracity of Britain's explosive testimony. A journalist was
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doing his job and wanted to verify these claims, right? Britain had also, uh, claimed that the
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conversion therapy led them to attempt suicide and they were later thrown out of the house by their
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parents. Um, this author goes on to say, as an LGBTQ activist fighting against conversion therapy with
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my organization, Truth Wins Out, as well as the author of anything but straight, the ex-gay myth,
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I had hoped to work with Britain to expose the harm of conversion therapy. Their story was compelling
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and could influence public opinion against ex-gay practices, which has been my life's mission.
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So basically Sam Britain talking on the camera runs into a guy who makes it his whole life mission
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to get these kinds of conversion camps shut down because it's illegal. It's crazy, right? Uh, and so
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this guy starts asking questions. I excitedly reached out to Britain and they were oddly inaccessible
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communicating indirectly through intermediary LGBTQ activists in the Boston area where they attend,
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were attending MIT. The reason for Britain's scarcity had to do with two simple questions I had asked
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them. Who was your conversion therapist and in which facility did the therapy occur?
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Should be pretty easy if you got gay tortured, right? Let's expose them. Big trouble. Yeah. Let's
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get that guy. Uh, the basic inquiry was critically important for two reasons. First, in order to share
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Britain's story, we had to verify if it was true. Second, Britain's testimony involved a torture center
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where hideous abuses were presumably still occurring against children, at least as young as 11 years old.
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If such a place existed, there was a moral imperative to rapidly identify the abusive therapist and
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contact the authorities to stop the atrocities. Obviously, right? Of course. If you're getting gay
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tortured, you're going to want to gay stop it. Yeah, you do want to gay stop it. Right? Um, so, uh, this guy
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goes on, this is kind of the damning sentence in my mind for this author. And this author can't really call
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Sam a liar. Yeah, that's us. That's us. Because they're, they can just heavily imply and infer.