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00:00:15.060 All right, welcome back to Flakka Socks, a podcast episode 165.

00:00:19.840 Today on the show, free Palestine protests have popped up on college campuses all across the country.

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00:02:57.600 Hey, guys, happy Friday.

00:02:59.280 Yeah.

00:02:59.620 Feels good to be back.

00:03:00.720 The AC is working again in the studio.

00:03:03.100 We've conquered the heat.

00:03:04.520 We have sweatshirts on.

00:03:05.680 That's how chilly it is.

00:03:06.900 Comfy, cozy episode time.

00:03:08.300 Comfy, cozy episode time.

00:03:09.920 Those last few episodes in the heat was actually brutal.

00:03:13.320 Hopefully, no one noticed, but we're back.

00:03:15.660 I think you could see us losing steam towards the end.

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00:03:23.380 All right.

00:03:23.760 Well, it is Friday.

00:03:25.380 First things first, I need to make a correction from Tuesday's episode.

00:03:29.720 I endorsed Paul Wall just because he seemed like a nice, classy guy who dresses well,

00:03:36.300 even though he has grills.

00:03:38.040 And that's what I liked about him.

00:03:39.700 It's like, oh, he's wearing a polo and meeting an old lady and he's got grills.

00:03:42.920 That's great.

00:03:43.720 Gray hair.

00:03:44.420 You know, he's still doing what he was made famous for, right?

00:03:47.520 Yeah, exactly.

00:03:48.340 But I have to revoke that endorsement because I found a Maxine advertisement he did saying,

00:03:55.380 oh, get your Maxine shots. 0.99

00:03:57.220 Yeah.

00:03:57.420 Got my first COVID Maxine shot today.

00:04:00.220 Super safe and easy.

00:04:01.600 That's what it says.

00:04:02.420 Super safe and easy.

00:04:03.360 What was that first part, Paul?

00:04:05.680 So we revoke our endorsement.

00:04:08.240 That's why endorsements are hard.

00:04:10.200 Anything someone does, you know, it comes back even after the endorsement.

00:04:14.780 Yeah, exactly.

00:04:15.980 It's very hard to endorse someone because you have to endorse their entire life.

00:04:20.420 Yeah, crazy.

00:04:21.300 But hey, it's revoked.

00:04:22.980 No big deal.

00:04:23.800 Super easy to do.

00:04:24.980 Makes total sense.

00:04:26.160 Yeah.

00:04:26.380 All right.

00:04:26.800 We have some spooky stuff out of the UK.

00:04:29.500 There was a bloody horse and another horse released into the streets.

00:04:34.060 Yeah.

00:04:34.560 Here's the video of it running and the white horse is covered in blood.

00:04:37.900 And then the explanation we have.

00:04:39.920 Can you give that a read? 0.54

00:04:40.580 Well, it says a bloody white horse ran loose through the streets of London alongside a black horse. 0.58

00:04:44.940 Very biblical.

00:04:45.820 Very creepy.

00:04:46.820 Maybe.

00:04:47.320 Yeah.

00:04:47.520 Yeah.

00:04:47.660 The Big Ben clock stopped working at 9 a.m. before chiming 11 times.

00:04:52.540 9-11.

00:04:53.220 Someone wrote in the parentheses.

00:04:54.140 9-11.

00:04:55.180 By adding the numbers in today's date, 24-04-2024, you get 666.

00:05:00.340 Are you ready for what's coming?

00:05:02.440 So that doesn't sound like everything's fine.

00:05:05.060 Yeah.

00:05:05.500 I don't know.

00:05:06.200 If you're a schizo-minded person, alarm bells are going off. 1.00

00:05:09.500 Unfortunately for me, I just said, what happened to the horse and why did he get loose?

00:05:12.900 That's me.

00:05:13.620 Yeah.

00:05:13.900 But for those of us who know how to connect the dots, something's coming soon.

00:05:18.660 And that's why it's my Patriot supply time.

00:05:20.540 Yeah.

00:05:20.780 Okay.

00:05:21.420 Okay.

00:05:22.180 It really is, though.

00:05:23.860 It doesn't seem like everything's fine.

00:05:25.580 It doesn't seem like nothing.

00:05:27.140 Yeah.

00:05:27.600 We're going to move on, but we are going to jump back across the pond in the migrant section this week. 1.00

00:05:31.960 Okay.

00:05:32.280 All right.

00:05:32.640 But back here with domestic affairs.

00:05:34.920 Okay.

00:05:35.160 We have Muppet Joe, Sleepy Joe.

00:05:38.560 He did a little mini tour this week.

00:05:41.180 He was all over the place, and he had a lot of gas.

00:05:43.600 Yeah.

00:05:44.020 And the first one, we're just going to play kind of all of them.

00:05:47.420 The first one, he claimed he was an 18-wheeler driver.

00:05:50.680 He drove an 18-wheeler.

00:05:52.540 Besides, I used to drive an 18-wheeler.

00:05:55.660 You know what I did?

00:05:56.700 I brought you off the go-skill.

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00:06:14.800 So that's not true.

00:06:16.120 Of course not.

00:06:17.000 Never drove a truck.

00:06:18.380 What are you talking about?

00:06:19.560 Okay.

00:06:19.820 O for one.

00:06:20.440 O for one.

00:06:21.240 And then he said that how many times does Trump have to prove that we can't be trusted, which is actually true.

00:06:28.680 Let's see.

00:06:29.140 In a sense, I don't know why we're surprised by Trump.

00:06:32.540 How many times does he have to prove we can't be trusted?

00:06:36.880 One for one.

00:06:37.920 Yeah.

00:06:38.480 He kind of redeemed himself.

00:06:40.040 That actually is true.

00:06:41.260 Freudian slip.

00:06:42.120 And then he had a thing where he was supposed to start a chant, but he just read the teleprompter.

00:06:48.040 Yeah.

00:06:48.160 So he was supposed to say four more years and then pause four more years and start a chant, and look what he did.

00:06:53.500 Imagine what we can do next.

00:06:56.140 Four more years.

00:06:57.760 Four more years.

00:07:00.700 Four more years.

00:07:02.360 Four more years.

00:07:04.380 Close.

00:07:05.080 Poor guy, man.

00:07:06.080 Yeah.

00:07:06.440 That's sad.

00:07:07.320 It's sad.

00:07:07.920 Imagine your grandpa going up and humiliating himself.

00:07:10.760 He reads the pause.

00:07:11.800 It's Anchorman.

00:07:12.560 It's everything.

00:07:13.520 We've seen it before, and we'll see it probably 10 more times before the election comes to a close, as long as they keep trotting him out.

00:07:19.740 But, yeah, imagine grandpa.

00:07:21.480 But also, my grandpa is not trying to ruin the whole world.

00:07:25.120 That's true.

00:07:25.940 That's true.

00:07:26.500 So he can't feel too bad.

00:07:27.500 He actually can't feel bad at all.

00:07:29.100 All right.

00:07:29.700 Now, this last one, he was in Florida giving a pro-abortion speech, and then he said, we're going to take back Florida.

00:07:37.500 But then the camera zooms out, and you realize that no one went to his speech.

00:07:41.240 Moment.

00:07:42.000 And so what are we, Florida Democrats, going to do in 2024?

00:07:45.640 Vote.

00:07:45.960 We are going to vote.

00:07:48.180 We are going to take back Florida, and we're going to make sure that the true champion for reproductive health care, and not just reproductive health care. 0.82

00:07:57.120 He's just in a room with, like, 11 people.

00:07:59.020 Yeah, I've seen classrooms more crowded than that, and it's Florida, and it's over.

00:08:02.980 That's a wasted trip.

00:08:03.900 I'm surprised.

00:08:04.600 You know, we always talk about Biden using his NOS on certain State of the Union, big, you know, January 6th anniversary.

00:08:11.200 He uses his NOS.

00:08:11.940 They flew this guy down to Florida, made him do events.

00:08:14.440 Like, just give up Florida.

00:08:15.600 It might have been Jim Carrey in a mask, because we did see this close-up picture of Joe Biden, and it looks like he's wearing the Mission Impossible mask.

00:08:24.300 Yeah, voice changer, Ethan Hawke under there, shitting his teeth.

00:08:27.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:08:28.300 Real pulled-back shit. 1.00

00:08:30.640 Yeah, something's going on, which is why the Democrats are in the market for a black swan event. 1.00

00:08:35.640 Okay, fair.

00:08:36.400 That's pretty much it.

00:08:38.640 They need something to happen.

00:08:39.760 This is who they claim is running.

00:08:41.460 You're either going to have to swap them out for Michelle Obama, or...

00:08:45.600 ...have a reason to not have an election.

00:08:47.980 Yeah.

00:08:48.280 Because this is nothing.

00:08:49.260 Big John-type earthquake, fracture, separates the highways.

00:08:52.920 California and the ocean.

00:08:53.940 California goes away.

00:08:55.180 Actually, they would probably make Florida go away.

00:08:57.160 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:08:57.700 If they were going to do something like that.

00:08:58.700 They hate Florida now.

00:08:59.600 Which is why I was telling you the other day, we should get jet skis.

00:09:02.360 Yeah.

00:09:02.900 So when the water comes up, you just hop on the jet ski.

00:09:05.180 Do we talk about this on the show?

00:09:06.360 I don't remember.

00:09:07.140 Okay.

00:09:08.460 But you have to carry the gas cube.

00:09:09.900 I know.

00:09:10.600 The logistics.

00:09:11.680 He always talks about the logistics.

00:09:13.160 All right.

00:09:13.680 Joe Biden's administration also proposed a new capital gains tax.

00:09:17.860 Yeah.

00:09:18.220 Like, imagine doing one of the most unpopular things to any financially-minded person across

00:09:23.460 the spectrum, Democrats included, while your popularity and ability to speak is at an all-time

00:09:28.500 low.

00:09:28.920 Kind of crazy.

00:09:29.900 Yeah.

00:09:30.380 And then the proposed tax, it's like, what is it, 25% on unrealized gains?

00:09:35.620 Yeah.

00:09:36.100 And that's, I think, for high net worth individuals or something like that, targeting people who

00:09:41.360 IPO, things like that.

00:09:43.540 There's specific caveats.

00:09:44.740 But then it was 44-ish percent for everyone, which is higher than ever, higher than Jimmy

00:09:50.520 Carter, which I didn't even realize that it went that high during Jimmy Carter's era.

00:09:55.060 And then Michael from Public Square, Michael Seifert, CEO of Public Square, he had a good

00:09:58.880 tweet that kind of summed it all up.

00:10:00.500 He said, enabling dysfunction while disincentivizing success is the way you destroy the morale of

00:10:05.340 a nation, the welfare state, affirmative action, a progressive tax structure, et cetera.

00:10:09.560 A serious country wouldn't tolerate any of this.

00:10:12.060 Absolutely true.

00:10:12.940 And then someone tweeted something that rang true to me, and we're going to get more to

00:10:18.080 it with the Trump stuff in just a sec, that all these attacks and all these taxes, if

00:10:22.940 you look at it from a wider point of view, it is like an anti-white thing.

00:10:26.360 Yeah.

00:10:26.580 If white people own stocks at a higher rate than other minorities that live in America, 0.63

00:10:31.900 then yes, they love to use the phrase, disproportionately affects black people.

00:10:36.500 And what does the stock and what does the capital gains tax do?

00:10:39.320 Yeah.

00:10:40.100 Disproportionately affect white people.

00:10:42.040 And we're always worried about disproportionately affecting when it's like-

00:10:45.400 We can't disproportionately affect anybody, right?

00:10:47.020 Yeah, but then like the reason when they actually make changes, it's like for people who are

00:10:51.280 like stealing cars.

00:10:52.740 Yeah. 0.98

00:10:53.060 Like, oh, everyone who gets popped on the bait car, it tends to be black. 1.00

00:10:57.440 So it's disproportionately affecting black people. 0.96

00:10:59.480 But then when you do the capital gains tax, it disproportionately affects white people.

00:11:02.960 That's actually part of the plan.

00:11:04.400 And then the capital gains tax, not only just being high percentage wise and a detriment

00:11:10.060 to like risk taking an investment, this is in the absolute worst waste of money tax season

00:11:16.380 ever.

00:11:17.700 Foreign aid bills.

00:11:18.640 We went over it last week.

00:11:20.000 Like you guys, it's tax avoidance season for our audience.

00:11:23.640 And then all of a sudden, what?

00:11:25.320 Like it'd be one thing.

00:11:26.260 Oh, we have roads.

00:11:27.180 We're going to space.

00:11:28.340 There's a new colony on the moon.

00:11:29.900 We need capital gains taxes.

00:11:31.420 It's like they're sending it to Israel.

00:11:33.120 They're sending it to Africa. 0.99

00:11:34.640 And it's front and center more than ever.

00:11:37.580 Exactly.

00:11:38.100 So like more dollars than ever are being seen sent abroad.

00:11:41.560 And now's the time to increase our taxes.

00:11:43.940 Yeah.

00:11:44.260 The Trump trial is still going on.

00:11:46.420 There's actually multiple Trump trials happening at once.

00:11:49.560 There was, I believe, MSNBC, maybe CNN were talking about it.

00:11:54.360 And this lady actually makes a decent point and shows that it's not really a crime that 1.00

00:12:00.040 Trump's being accused of.

00:12:01.560 A big takeaway is that this is a crime about falsification of business records.

00:12:07.040 And yet, what the government seems to have the most evidence of is of the underlying

00:12:13.100 conspiracy.

00:12:14.400 What's still unknown to me is how they're going to prove Donald Trump's own involvement

00:12:19.720 in the falsification of the business records with which he's been charged.

00:12:23.720 So we heard a lot of previews of the evidence of the construction of the conspiracy, who was

00:12:29.340 involved in it, who will place Donald Trump with the knowledge and intent to commit election

00:12:35.540 related crimes.

00:12:37.120 What I didn't hear as much about is how Donald Trump then directed the cover up thereafter.

00:12:44.500 For example, it's not really a crime.

00:12:47.420 We have him on video doing all kinds of stuff, but he didn't really do a crime.

00:12:51.360 And that's where I wonder where the Democrats are going to, how they're going to make that

00:12:54.640 work.

00:12:55.000 Yeah.

00:12:55.200 And it is a criminal trial and we're missing the crime where there's smoke, there's other

00:12:59.360 smoke and there's maybe fire somewhere, but we can't seem to find the fire.

00:13:03.560 Yeah, exactly.

00:13:04.180 And then here's a picture of the Michigan judge for the trial going on over there.

00:13:08.680 This is the judge of Michigan's alternate election case against Trump supporters.

00:13:12.200 Alternate electors case.

00:13:13.480 You should just let me read.

00:13:14.620 Yep.

00:13:16.100 You know, Mrs. Little Miss DEI. 0.82

00:13:18.500 Little Miss Mad at White People is the base assumption. 1.00

00:13:23.080 I mean, we've gone over the Scott Adams thesis about how he called African-Americans a hate

00:13:28.760 group.

00:13:29.180 Those were his words, you know, based on, you know, Pew research.

00:13:33.260 It might've been Pew, but number, you know, research that was polling them asking about

00:13:40.200 their thoughts on white people.

00:13:41.560 And it was pretty bleak.

00:13:42.840 I mean, we're not going to go into it right now, but.

00:13:45.160 Yeah, exactly.

00:13:45.640 And then we have the consistent theme on the show that we've, you know, said a few times

00:13:49.380 about how they use BLM types and they put them in positions of power and they convince

00:13:53.620 them that America is irredeemably racist and it's on them to seek vengeance or whatever

00:13:57.740 they think is appropriate to get back at Whitey. 0.99

00:14:00.000 Yeah.

00:14:00.200 And Anthony, Anthony Cumia had a great tweet about the Trump trial.

00:14:04.140 Can you give that a read to?

00:14:04.880 He said, every case against Trump is packed with black AGs, DAs, and judges.

00:14:09.760 It has nothing to do with justice.

00:14:11.200 It's about retribution.

00:14:12.400 He's the symbol of successful white America. 0.95

00:14:14.580 You can tell by their words and actions that this is personal to them. 1.00

00:14:18.040 A society can't survive with a judicial system run by morons and based on revenge. 1.00

00:14:22.520 Yep. 1.00

00:14:23.060 And that's exactly what we're dealing with.

00:14:25.900 Luckily, the people in the unions are waking up in New York.

00:14:29.540 They did some interviews with people on the street and look and listen to what the union

00:14:32.960 guys said about Trump.

00:14:33.940 What's it like seeing so many Republicans in Manhattan, so many Trump supporters in

00:14:38.060 Manhattan?

00:14:38.380 Does that surprise you?

00:14:39.220 No, not at all.

00:14:40.660 It's turning now.

00:14:41.900 Trump's turn again.

00:14:43.240 What's your message to Joe Biden? 1.00

00:14:44.600 Fuck you. 1.00

00:14:46.540 Here we go. 1.00

00:14:47.760 He's quick with it.

00:14:48.480 That's my type.

00:14:49.180 And then also, just because BLM types are put in positions of power and used to get 0.91

00:14:54.020 revenge, doesn't mean that all black people are on that same page.

00:14:57.800 We have a new Donald Trump poll worker heading to the polls this November.

00:15:01.920 Breaking news.

00:15:04.480 Breaking news.

00:15:06.940 Check it out.

00:15:07.540 Check it out.

00:15:08.820 I'm a poll worker now.

00:15:10.780 I'm a poll worker now.

00:15:12.180 I'm a Republican poll worker.

00:15:14.340 So all y'all thinking about help Joe Steele this year ain't gonna happen.

00:15:19.760 Look, look.

00:15:20.560 I'm a poll worker.

00:15:21.420 Look at my seal.

00:15:22.420 Look at my seal.

00:15:23.600 Look at my seal.

00:15:24.300 That's great.

00:15:26.400 I'm feeling really confident now.

00:15:27.980 For some reason, I don't really love that.

00:15:29.720 I'm feeling really confident now.

00:15:31.940 A couple of repeating phrases.

00:15:33.560 But back to the judges thing, too.

00:15:37.260 The judges, for the most part, or a lot of judges, just get appointed.

00:15:42.800 You know?

00:15:43.320 That's the big thing.

00:15:44.140 And then they have to be confirmed in some cases for high-level federal judges.

00:15:47.840 But they just get appointed.

00:15:49.160 So it's just like you.

00:15:50.420 You can pick out a disgruntled person.

00:15:52.520 Yeah.

00:15:52.980 You know?

00:15:53.260 And then it's one of those things where the right is like, oh, I'm a constitutional judge.

00:15:57.800 I'm doing this. 0.98

00:15:58.600 And then the left is like, I'm fucking angry, looking for revenge. 0.97

00:16:02.900 I'm Letitia. 0.99

00:16:03.940 And that's, I've heard enough. 1.00

00:16:05.840 What the fuck? 0.99

00:16:07.020 But at least we got poll workers, the thin blue line of this guy. 1.00

00:16:10.300 Yeah.

00:16:10.720 He's going to make sure it doesn't get stolen again.

00:16:13.280 Right. 1.00

00:16:14.260 Fuck. 1.00

00:16:15.020 Great. 1.00

00:16:15.620 It's over.

00:16:16.260 Page two.

00:16:17.580 Let's move on. 0.99

00:16:18.440 Remember last episode, I showed you guys that stupid game that got advertised on Instagram 0.95

00:16:22.640 about counting all the bugs in the room? 0.97

00:16:24.660 Yeah.

00:16:25.120 You're picking them out.

00:16:26.040 Pick them out.

00:16:26.640 And you clean the virtual room.

00:16:28.340 It's just meant to waste your time and absorb your brain energy.

00:16:30.920 I got a new one.

00:16:32.480 This was advertised by on Instagram.

00:16:34.320 If you can find 20 cats in the picture, then most likely you are a genius.

00:16:38.600 They really rope you in with a genius.

00:16:40.280 You're going to be so smart if you get 20.

00:16:42.120 And you have to count out 20 cats.

00:16:43.960 And then really quick, just count out 20.

00:16:46.280 There's like 30 cats in the picture.

00:16:47.900 Yeah.

00:16:48.080 They overdo it.

00:16:48.820 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22.

00:17:00.200 It's not even hard.

00:17:02.020 They got you right there.

00:17:03.320 Yeah.

00:17:03.720 Well, he's got some of my brain power.

00:17:06.640 But this is why everyone's IQ is going down.

00:17:08.860 No one can focus.

00:17:10.240 And when you do have downtime, instead of like reading a book or doing something long game

00:17:14.520 related, you just have to like get your energy sucked up by Netflix or whatever.

00:17:18.980 And that's why the show is over an hour long.

00:17:21.080 Because if you complain and say, hey, I can't watch it.

00:17:23.400 It's not 30 seconds.

00:17:24.820 We don't want you.

00:17:25.800 That's so true.

00:17:26.760 Yeah.

00:17:27.000 TikTok brain.

00:17:27.980 TikTok brain need not apply.

00:17:29.760 You know, I'm reading a book right now and it's an old timey book.

00:17:32.500 And every time I get to a word, I don't know, I Google it.

00:17:36.460 That's how you learn. 0.99

00:17:37.760 You don't learn by counting cats on a fucking video game. 1.00

00:17:40.680 You don't learn by picking out cockroaches. 1.00

00:17:42.940 That's so true.

00:17:43.700 You don't know how to Google though.

00:17:44.780 So you wouldn't know what that means.

00:17:45.760 And reading book.

00:17:47.160 Yeah.

00:17:47.520 I don't know reading book that good.

00:17:49.600 All right.

00:17:49.960 Speaking of finding 20 cats, my dog, Jerry, the Rottweiler, he's been acting a little

00:17:54.960 weird lately.

00:17:56.600 And I just want you guys to let me know if this is something I should be concerned about

00:18:00.880 or if it's something I can do to something I can do to fix this.

00:18:04.920 He's biting his own foot while he's trying to eat.

00:18:09.080 So let me know in the comments if that's weird.

00:18:21.440 His own foot is getting near his food and he thinks it's something else and he's like

00:18:24.620 attacking it.

00:18:25.780 I'm just kidding.

00:18:27.660 You guys don't think that's Jerry.

00:18:29.040 This is Jerry.

00:18:29.800 He's a real champion.

00:18:30.900 Here's him lately.

00:18:32.240 He looks great.

00:18:33.300 Excellent use of housekeeping time.

00:18:36.200 Thank you.

00:18:36.660 So I think yesterday or I think Tuesday, our episode was 40 minutes of housekeeping.

00:18:41.200 Good.

00:18:41.640 Which, yeah, I don't mind it.

00:18:43.280 Housekeeping is the best part of the show.

00:18:44.660 Everyone knows that.

00:18:45.580 Yeah.

00:18:46.180 But yeah, I'm just kidding.

00:18:47.560 This is what Jerry looks like.

00:18:48.680 Everything's fine.

00:18:49.440 And we actually got Jerry off of kibble. 1.00

00:18:52.220 He doesn't eat that shit anymore. 1.00

00:18:53.720 I just feed him meat now. 1.00

00:18:55.100 Yeah.

00:18:55.640 I bake it once a week and I have this huge tray like ground meat and all these organs

00:19:00.480 and he eats it.

00:19:01.200 He slurps it up like an Asian person at the dock. 1.00

00:19:03.920 I'm fiddling with your bait.

00:19:07.620 Yeah.

00:19:07.900 All right.

00:19:08.260 Moving on.

00:19:08.920 There's something I'd like to bring to everyone's attention.

00:19:11.400 It's called Russian sports.

00:19:13.420 Okay.

00:19:13.920 So here's an example.

00:19:15.320 It's big net hockey happening in the background.

00:19:17.740 And I was just kind of realizing that while U.S. sports becomes twinkified with penalties

00:19:23.420 and flopping and no steroids, Russia has taken the torch and is working on fulfilling sports's destiny.

00:19:32.200 Okay.

00:19:32.920 Yeah.

00:19:33.160 What is this, like soccer hockey where the ice rink is huge and the goal is huge too?

00:19:37.620 It looks way more fun.

00:19:38.680 It looks way better.

00:19:39.500 And, you know, while the NFL finds you for pointing at someone at the other team, 40K,

00:19:46.020 Russia invented murder basketball.

00:19:50.700 You can just go suplex somebody.

00:19:53.020 That doesn't seem fair.

00:19:54.800 I think as long as you pop your shirt, then it's a fight.

00:19:57.960 Oh, my God.

00:19:58.620 Because everyone pops their shirt and then you get suplexed.

00:20:00.640 Interesting.

00:20:01.300 Isn't that way better?

00:20:02.960 So this is the future of sports.

00:20:05.320 And it's an example of, like, the pussification of the West.

00:20:08.320 And it's good to know that at least some countries are trying to step up to fight that.

00:20:13.020 Yeah.

00:20:13.140 They're trending up instead of down.

00:20:14.840 And we're seeing something similar happen in music.

00:20:17.920 There is a – we have a clip here of, I don't know, Jap Louis Armstrong is what you call it?

00:20:22.400 Yeah.

00:20:22.760 That's far.

00:20:24.900 Look at this.

00:20:25.700 Isn't that nice?

00:20:41.400 Yeah.

00:20:42.200 I don't have any problem with that at all.

00:20:44.340 Yeah.

00:20:45.100 It seems like a respectable tribute to a great musical performer.

00:20:49.980 Louis Armstrong.

00:20:50.720 Louis Armstrong.

00:20:51.100 Japan.

00:20:51.580 This Japanese guy loves Louis Armstrong.

00:20:53.360 He goes, okay, I'm going to sound like him.

00:20:55.700 I'm going to dress like him.

00:20:57.500 And then, what, should I not look like him?

00:20:59.760 You don't just be a Japanese guy.

00:21:01.400 Should I just be a Japanese guy up top?

00:21:03.160 No.

00:21:03.620 I'm going to go fully committed.

00:21:05.500 Japan doesn't have a history of racial abuse of black people.

00:21:10.340 Japan has nothing – we can dig a little deep. 0.98

00:21:13.540 Currently.

00:21:15.340 But, you know, that's a tribute and that's respectable and they're respecting the artist.

00:21:19.920 They're trying to look like him, sound like him, and dress like him.

00:21:22.300 They did a great job.

00:21:23.560 And I'm not offended by that because there was slavery one day.

00:21:26.620 Yeah.

00:21:26.860 Because once upon a time, people got some mean stuff happen to them in America, in a different country.

00:21:32.460 So, enjoy it, Japan.

00:21:33.960 Have fun.

00:21:34.580 You guys can still have fun, right?

00:21:35.800 Yeah.

00:21:36.000 Enjoy it.

00:21:36.780 Exactly.

00:21:37.300 We can.

00:21:37.680 You're not going to cancel yourselves like we do here.

00:21:40.700 All right.

00:21:41.100 Moving on.

00:21:41.840 Make sure you guys use this opportunity to juice the algo.

00:21:44.480 Help us tickle the post. 0.88

00:21:45.640 Leave a like.

00:21:46.280 Leave a comment.

00:21:46.900 Leave a comment again.

00:21:47.700 Then start yapping.

00:21:50.220 Notifications need to be on and our P.O. Box needs to be full.

00:21:54.120 So, send some stuff to the P.O. Box.

00:21:55.560 I actually have a new theme of things I've been receiving in the P.O. Box that we're going to go over on Tuesday.

00:22:00.500 And I'm going to inspire the audience to send me more of these things.

00:22:05.840 I'll explain more on Tuesday.

00:22:07.180 All right.

00:22:07.560 And I'll explain in bonus land today, too.

00:22:09.400 But Tuesday is when the public will get it.

00:22:11.220 If you guys want the early inside scoop, FluckusTalks.com is the website.

00:22:15.520 All right.

00:22:15.960 Let's move on to our migrant section.

00:22:17.960 First part of our migrant section, there's a new poll out asking people what their views on mass deportations are.

00:22:24.040 Can you give that a quick read and once over?

00:22:25.860 Yeah, it says share of Americans who say they support mass deportations of undocumented immigrants.

00:22:32.160 And this was a study of 6,200-plus adults taken March through April 2024.

00:22:37.660 So, up to date once they've been seeing some of the carnage, the tax drain, everything.

00:22:42.680 The not sending their best, the rapists, the murders.

00:22:46.160 You know, all the things that we've covered on the show, right?

00:22:47.920 Some, I'm sure, are fine people.

00:22:49.400 Yeah.

00:22:49.860 I'm sure there's one needle in one haystack and she's a nice grandma.

00:22:54.140 But this is what shocked me the most is political affiliation.

00:22:58.920 Obviously, Republicans, 68%, which that should be 99.

00:23:02.540 We should be like maxed out like a 13-year-old's Madden team, 99.

00:23:06.940 But Democrats, up to 42% of Democrats say they support mass deportations of undocumented immigrants, which kind of surprised me, right?

00:23:14.200 Yeah, very much.

00:23:15.360 So, it's like they're sick of it too.

00:23:17.380 Yeah.

00:23:17.740 They're not really helping.

00:23:19.000 Democrats are just trying to like sneak something in and nobody's happy about it, right?

00:23:24.140 Like the Democrat leaders, that is.

00:23:26.920 Boomers, obviously, holding strong at 60. 0.74

00:23:29.160 Thank you, Boomers.

00:23:29.760 Thank you, Boomers. 0.98

00:23:30.760 Gen Z being a little rat. 1.00

00:23:33.000 They don't know anything else. 0.99

00:23:34.200 Yeah, 35.

00:23:34.960 Rats.

00:23:35.440 But, you know, clearly, this isn't a popular thing, which proves our idea and point that they're not doing it for popularity or because it's such a good thing for the world. 0.85

00:23:46.400 They're doing it to do a more sinister agenda, have all these people here, ruin society, and then probably cheat in the election.

00:23:53.240 Yeah.

00:23:53.940 Maybe.

00:23:54.620 Fair.

00:23:55.000 Here's a woman who was attacked by an illegal.

00:23:57.500 He tried to kidnap her.

00:23:58.700 This was in Portland.

00:23:59.520 Please help me!

00:24:05.000 Please help me!

00:24:12.080 Jeez.

00:24:12.920 Yeah.

00:24:13.380 Pretty dark.

00:24:14.040 That's the worst case scenario right there, ladies. 0.99

00:24:16.000 This will, I don't want to say this will happen to you, but you have to assume that something like this could happen to you and you need at least pepper spray at all times.

00:24:25.000 Yeah, pepper spray, those little knuckle things that have the sharp edges.

00:24:27.860 This is more likely to happen to you than an Alabama state trooper pulling you over and handing you a pregnancy test. 0.97

00:24:33.420 So vote accordingly, right?

00:24:35.280 Yeah, exactly.

00:24:36.540 That lady is okay. 1.00

00:24:38.160 Yeah.

00:24:38.460 Just so everyone knows.

00:24:39.520 That lady is okay, and they caught the guy too. 0.99

00:24:42.960 Let's jump back across the pond to the UK and France where they're like a year or two ahead of us when it comes to purposely ruining your country with third worlders. 1.00

00:24:52.520 Of course.

00:24:52.960 Um, here's a graph that we found about foreign-born population in London over time.

00:24:59.620 Look at that.

00:25:00.580 Yeah.

00:25:01.000 Straight line up.

00:25:01.800 Actual hockey stick there.

00:25:04.280 And, you know, America, we're slightly further behind.

00:25:08.280 We covered this on our own show under Joe Biden.

00:25:10.560 We've skyrocketed it up too, so.

00:25:12.160 Yeah.

00:25:12.780 But that's a shitcoin graph.

00:25:14.800 Yeah.

00:25:15.460 That's the kind of shitcoin returns you get.

00:25:17.140 That's what you want to hold.

00:25:17.920 You want to be holding that.

00:25:18.800 But if you're a white guy in London, you don't.

00:25:21.180 Yeah.

00:25:21.340 It's good for George Soros.

00:25:22.500 Yeah.

00:25:22.800 Bad for you.

00:25:23.660 Um, and then look at this video in France. 0.97

00:25:26.440 These, these are like Muslims in the streets and they're just wrecking stuff. 1.00

00:25:31.840 Invasion of Paris by Afghan refugees and not one woman in sight. 0.99

00:25:37.760 Oh, the cafe table.

00:25:39.120 You know, the Parisian cafes.

00:25:41.560 They're smashed by an Afghan. 1.00

00:25:43.240 France is lovely this time of year.

00:25:44.840 Yeah.

00:25:45.200 Spring in Paris.

00:25:46.720 And then here's a graph of all of the churches that have been burned over the last like five

00:25:51.720 or ten years, I think.

00:25:52.680 I don't know when the time frame is, but it's recent.

00:25:54.680 Yeah.

00:25:55.220 I wonder what's causing all that.

00:25:56.800 Yeah.

00:25:57.240 Anything happened recently?

00:25:58.580 I don't know.

00:25:59.360 Yeah.

00:25:59.720 It's almost like as if the fight for domination between Christians and Muslims never stopped, 0.99

00:26:05.140 but one side stopped playing and the other side just said, okay, we'll keep playing this

00:26:09.840 thousands year old war, blood feud.

00:26:12.120 We'll keep going.

00:26:13.220 Yeah.

00:26:13.440 Our blood lineage hasn't forgot one bit.

00:26:16.640 They're actually, so this is their chance to really pull ahead.

00:26:19.640 And then what happens?

00:26:20.920 The future generations are affected.

00:26:22.740 Here's a kid converting his toys to Islam. 0.65

00:26:25.300 Oh, not good.

00:26:37.840 Dark. 0.73

00:26:38.440 Very dark.

00:26:39.320 Very dark.

00:26:40.380 So let's jump back over to domestic affairs.

00:26:43.820 Obviously, this week, the free Palestine protests have been popping up on college campuses all

00:26:48.960 over.

00:26:49.500 I'd say reaching a boiling point.

00:26:51.080 Reaching a boiling point.

00:26:52.120 I would agree with that.

00:26:53.260 But here's a girl who got interviewed who humiliated herself like this man-on-the-street

00:26:59.220 style.

00:27:00.080 And what would you say is the main goal with tonight's protest?

00:27:03.700 I think the goal is just showing our support for Palestine and demanding that NYU stops.

00:27:08.560 I honestly don't know all of what NYU's doing.

00:27:11.400 Is there something that NYU's doing?

00:27:12.820 I really don't know.

00:27:13.500 I'm pretty sure they're...

00:27:14.720 Do you know what NYU's doing?

00:27:15.980 About what?

00:27:16.900 About Israel.

00:27:18.080 Why are we protesting here?

00:27:19.840 Palestine will be free! 0.90

00:27:21.640 I wish I was more educated.

00:27:23.260 I'm not either.

00:27:24.120 Oh.

00:27:24.320 I came from Columbia.

00:27:26.480 I was there up at Columbia and we came down.

00:27:28.820 They said NYU...

00:27:29.220 So we went from Columbia to NYU protesting what's going on with Palestine and Israel and 0.96

00:27:34.140 whatever and the colleges, but then you don't know what you're even doing.

00:27:36.800 I wish I was more educated.

00:27:38.660 So then what are you doing here?

00:27:39.820 Yeah.

00:27:40.020 What were you so aggravated about?

00:27:42.440 If you don't even know what's going on, why would you be here so passionately?

00:27:46.580 But it doesn't have to make sense.

00:27:48.100 And these are the people who are trying to make the most change.

00:27:50.720 Yeah.

00:27:51.120 And it's basically like...

00:27:52.600 The most mildly informed people are trying to drastically change and interrupt classes

00:27:57.400 at two prestigious universities in the heart of Manhattan, right?

00:28:00.600 Yeah.

00:28:01.080 And a lot of these universities, like especially the Ivy League, many of them are older than

00:28:05.420 the United States.

00:28:06.660 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:07.560 And now you're like forfeiting your autonomy to like these stupid girls who just want to 1.00

00:28:12.840 see anti-patriarchy, anti-white, anti-West agendas enacted. 1.00

00:28:18.200 Yeah.

00:28:18.460 19-year-old women who aren't sure what they're protesting about or what NYU is doing.

00:28:22.620 And then you get scared and you're like, oh, and then like these are the same people

00:28:26.200 online.

00:28:26.820 And then you have Columbia who came out and said that for the rest of the year, classes

00:28:31.700 are going to be remote.

00:28:32.800 Is that correct?

00:28:33.500 Yeah.

00:28:33.720 Just in, Columbia University has announced classes will be remote for the rest of the

00:28:37.600 year as anti-Israel protests rock the school.

00:28:39.940 There are now growing calls for tuition refunds for the $70,000 a year college now that it's

00:28:46.360 practically turned into an online school.

00:28:48.620 It's vital that teaching and learning continue during this time.

00:28:51.120 We recognize conditions vary across our campuses and thus are issuing the following guidelines,

00:28:55.740 the school said after making the announcement. 1.00

00:28:57.760 I'd be, hmm, the stupid student in me would be happy about that. 1.00

00:29:02.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:03.220 But also like if my parents were paying 70K for me to go to college in New York City,

00:29:08.040 and then I can just go on YouTube, go learn on YouTube.

00:29:12.480 It's literally YouTube and then a professor being like, can everyone hear me?

00:29:15.920 Like it's nonsense.

00:29:17.480 We already saw how it worked with COVID.

00:29:18.920 $70,000 a year, a prestigious university.

00:29:22.120 And it's just a joke because what?

00:29:24.300 Some whiny 19-year-old girls who don't even really know what they're up to are really, 1.00

00:29:27.940 really mad.

00:29:28.580 And then Ilhan Omar's niece is there threatening people getting kicked out.

00:29:32.880 Like it doesn't, hmm, doesn't sound right to me.

00:29:35.580 Is there a, there's a teacher, there's a, you know, the head professor, there's the school

00:29:42.000 administrators, there's a board of trustees.

00:29:43.740 There's like six layers of people who are just like, yes, we got to go online.

00:29:47.820 Yeah, exactly.

00:29:49.160 Which I don't fully understand. 0.96

00:29:50.660 It's all because you get pressure on Twitter from like some fat girl with a shaved head 1.00

00:29:55.260 and hairy armpits. 1.00

00:29:56.540 Yeah.

00:29:56.740 Who's saying how problematic the college is.

00:29:59.120 And they go, oh, what do we do?

00:30:00.220 What do we do?

00:30:00.740 And I don't want to be problematic.

00:30:02.060 Yeah.

00:30:02.560 Don't listen.

00:30:03.420 Don't listen to Twitter.

00:30:04.320 Don't open Twitter.

00:30:05.480 Go like this and just be sturdy.

00:30:07.480 Turn around in your nice old office.

00:30:10.020 That's been around some of these colleges have been around longer than America and start

00:30:14.120 looking at the old white men who founded it and go, what would the, what would Eliezer

00:30:18.280 Wheelock do?

00:30:19.360 You know, what would, what would these old men do? 1.00

00:30:21.960 And a part of the thing for these young women too, this girl doesn't really know what she's

00:30:26.920 protesting.

00:30:27.780 It's just fun.

00:30:29.440 She goes on the street.

00:30:31.140 She gets attention.

00:30:32.040 They kind of shut something down.

00:30:33.820 It's big group dynamics where you're part of something.

00:30:36.720 It's fun for them.

00:30:38.360 It's not really about a mission.

00:30:40.060 They're not super goal oriented.

00:30:42.000 They're trying to stop the bad guys.

00:30:43.120 Do you remember when we were in college, it was the Occupy Wall Street movement?

00:30:48.040 There was a tent on campus.

00:30:49.440 There was a tent right on the corner and we went to an Ivy League school too.

00:30:52.160 So we know some of the whiny nature.

00:30:53.540 It wasn't nearly as bad as it is today.

00:30:55.220 Right.

00:30:55.960 But one of my favorite things about it was the hangers on towards the end.

00:31:01.260 Like it was kind of like 2010, late summer.

00:31:03.960 The tent was still up, Occupy Wall Street, but less and less people came and it was like

00:31:09.240 down to two guys and like one guy who really wanted to maybe impress a girl or something.

00:31:13.560 And then we would go like mess with the tent.

00:31:15.700 We'd be coming back from drinking out at night.

00:31:17.780 We'd be like, who's in here?

00:31:19.260 We open it and look in like, what's going on in here?

00:31:21.460 Who's in here?

00:31:22.300 Yeah.

00:31:22.480 So, I mean, it's, it's been going on time, you know, uh, Berkeley all throughout history.

00:31:29.580 This is kind of a natural inclination of college students with a lot of time on their hands

00:31:33.060 and only taking three classes.

00:31:34.500 But the main difference between today and yesteryear is the response of the administrators

00:31:39.960 and what they allow to happen.

00:31:41.500 Right.

00:31:41.760 And it seems like they're just kind of getting, whoa, I don't know how to handle this.

00:31:45.320 I'm a woman.

00:31:45.980 Like they hired new people who kind of are weaker on this stuff and then also ideologically

00:31:51.200 sympathetic to it.

00:31:52.700 And so they don't like, they just get washed over.

00:31:55.420 Oh, I don't know.

00:31:56.040 That would be too mean.

00:31:57.260 And it's like, you have a business.

00:31:58.760 All these schools are a business where the end result is degrees in exchange for money.

00:32:04.720 And, uh, you kind of can't forget what your bottom line is, right?

00:32:07.880 Yeah.

00:32:08.260 Otherwise you lose your prestige.

00:32:09.460 And I think we saw Princeton, someone we, uh, we follow posted Princeton took a hard line

00:32:14.400 stance.

00:32:14.860 Other colleges are kind of like learning from what's happening and being like, okay, we can't

00:32:18.800 become a, the butt of a joke like Columbia is.

00:32:21.480 Yeah.

00:32:22.060 Um, and so it's just a matter it's the instincts are all there.

00:32:25.900 It's just a matter of percentages.

00:32:27.760 They're higher for the whinier women and, uh, minority groups. 1.00

00:32:31.580 And then the pushback from the administration is less than it always has been.

00:32:35.640 Exactly.

00:32:36.400 And then, uh, Greg Abbott, everyone thinks he's doing a good job because he's actually arresting

00:32:41.100 people.

00:32:41.440 Can you read the tweet?

00:32:42.560 Arrests are being made right now and will continue until the crowd disperses.

00:32:46.060 This was on university of Texas.

00:32:47.660 Um, and he goes, these protesters belong in jail.

00:32:51.240 Anti-Semitism will not be tolerated in Texas, period.

00:32:54.860 Students joining the hate filled anti-Semitic protests at any public college or university

00:32:58.740 in Texas should be expelled.

00:33:00.280 That's a little much.

00:33:02.560 What was that, Greg?

00:33:04.500 Yeah.

00:33:05.040 So when it comes to the border, there's nothing we can do.

00:33:08.080 We're fighting the federal government.

00:33:09.400 I don't know.

00:33:09.780 Our hands are tied.

00:33:10.720 We don't have the ability to round these people up.

00:33:12.720 But then when people start coming and doing a protest that you deem to be anti-Semitic,

00:33:16.900 everyone gets rounded up and expelled real quick.

00:33:19.380 Yeah.

00:33:20.180 That's weird.

00:33:21.040 Like if they're, are they doing something illegal?

00:33:22.980 Cause it's really easy to get them on something that isn't vaguely anti-Semitism.

00:33:27.300 Like I know some of you guys were like, Oh, that's anti-Semitic.

00:33:30.520 Cool.

00:33:31.320 That's not what I care about.

00:33:32.420 You can be anti-Semitic.

00:33:34.200 Probably.

00:33:34.660 You can do whatever you want.

00:33:35.420 You might get kicked out of college.

00:33:37.880 You can't get arrested for that.

00:33:39.200 Yeah.

00:33:39.580 So, uh, rude.

00:33:41.240 Exactly.

00:33:41.760 Unless you're throwing a brick or saying, let's burn this XYZ building down at this time 1.00

00:33:47.580 with these tools.

00:33:48.920 Yeah, exactly.

00:33:50.100 You have to be pretty specific to get rounded up and put in jail for it.

00:33:53.440 Exactly.

00:33:53.720 And that's the guy who can't do anything about the border cause his hands are tied.

00:33:57.080 But when some people do some protests that the Jewish people don't like, he jumps into

00:34:03.160 action right out of his chair.

00:34:04.360 It's intolerable, right?

00:34:05.600 Yeah.

00:34:05.840 So I have like a new theory or not a theory, a new idea.

00:34:09.000 Whenever people are doing things that don't help the movement and they're clearly showing

00:34:14.520 they're not on our side, like Greg Abbott or, uh, Mike Johnson.

00:34:18.960 Yeah.

00:34:19.240 He's a big one lately.

00:34:20.320 He went to Columbia and gave a speech on anti-Semitism.

00:34:22.940 Yeah.

00:34:23.120 The guy who controls the purse strings of our government, the guy who is supposed to be

00:34:26.760 in charge of the border and declaring war and stuff like that.

00:34:29.840 He had to go to Columbia.

00:34:31.160 To give an anti-Semitism speech when our borders are full and there's all these illegals here 1.00

00:34:35.240 and crimes through the roof.

00:34:36.300 He's in Columbia doing a speech. 1.00

00:34:38.700 So whenever you see these people, you can just say, you're a pussy. 1.00

00:34:42.520 We don't listen to you. 1.00

00:34:43.480 Yeah, that's fair.

00:34:44.740 You know, that's it.

00:34:45.920 We don't have to explain why, oh, you should be doing this instead of that.

00:34:49.000 They know, they know what they should be doing.

00:34:51.340 It's not a situation where someone isn't informed or someone's trying their best and

00:34:56.420 they just can't get it done.

00:34:57.420 At this point, it's not, you have to assume, uh, malicious motives.

00:35:02.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:02.900 So Mike Johnson, you're a pussy. 1.00

00:35:05.840 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:06.320 You're not on our side.

00:35:07.900 It's just that simple.

00:35:09.340 Uh, got the foreign aid bill done and hopped on over to Columbia to talk about anti-Semitism.

00:35:13.480 It's like, aren't there like 10 steps before the speaker of the house comes to get involved?

00:35:18.660 You'd hope so.

00:35:19.480 I would think so, but apparently not.

00:35:21.500 Right.

00:35:21.780 You'd really hope so.

00:35:22.900 And then USC had a protest and here's a clip from it.

00:35:26.620 And I have a little tip for colleges.

00:35:31.460 So, you know, things are getting a little heated.

00:35:33.280 They have their batons or whatever.

00:35:34.940 There's the girl with the bandana and the red hair. 1.00

00:35:37.580 What a loser. 0.99

00:35:38.120 Um, my tip for colleges is this. 0.99

00:35:41.460 If you have, uh, these free Palestine protesters popping up on your campus, the way to have, 0.99

00:35:46.920 uh, not de-escalation, but have it not escalate, not get out of hand is send black cops. 0.94

00:35:53.340 Yeah. 0.88

00:35:54.280 That's one way. 0.97

00:35:55.000 Because if you send white cops, the enemy, uh, a proxy enemy of this group is white people 0.96

00:36:01.420 because of patriarchy and white supremacy and colonizers and oppressors versus oppressed. 0.97

00:36:07.340 So if you have like white cops, that's one of the bad guy groups. 0.99

00:36:11.700 Yeah. 0.91

00:36:11.960 But if you send black cops in is like, uh, the, is the girl with the red hair and the 1.00

00:36:16.160 bandana going to throw a bottle at a black cop? 0.99

00:36:18.980 Probably not. 0.99

00:36:19.920 Yeah.

00:36:20.220 I don't know. 0.98

00:36:20.820 Let me force her into a decision, which is worse, a cop or a black man, you know? 1.00

00:36:25.680 Yeah. 0.99

00:36:25.920 She goes, ah, and she'll at least freeze. 0.99

00:36:29.100 I know.

00:36:29.620 She'll go, wait. 0.94

00:36:31.420 So that's my tip for colleges. 0.99

00:36:33.200 If you want to get out somewhat unscathed, send black cops at the front line and people 1.00

00:36:37.900 at the protest are not going to know what to do. 0.99

00:36:40.160 Yeah. 0.91

00:36:40.340 And then hopefully that black cop doesn't George Floyd somebody because that would be, 1.00

00:36:44.940 we wouldn't know what to do with that society at large. 0.90

00:36:47.380 Exactly.

00:36:47.900 All right.

00:36:48.080 Last clip from this section, uh, the strings for decolonization.

00:36:52.160 This was a performance put on by some Muppets.

00:36:55.420 Look what they're doing.

00:36:58.200 They got the strings of colonization.

00:36:59.940 So this is who everyone is like forfeiting society to these loud voices.

00:37:05.400 And this is what they think is important in art and spreading their message and cause.

00:37:10.340 The girls, they want to play with yarn at the end of the day, no matter what. 1.00

00:37:14.940 Yeah.

00:37:15.120 And then N. 0.81

00:37:15.540 Wilkness had an interesting tweet about the demographics and who's complaining the most.

00:37:20.120 Yeah.

00:37:20.500 Uh, N.

00:37:20.940 Wilkness said unmarried women favor Democrats by a whopping 37%.

00:37:24.500 Every other group favors Republicans.

00:37:26.520 That really says it all.

00:37:27.840 And then Scott Adams had, uh, some insight on this and he said, men and the women who 0.64

00:37:32.860 like those men tend to be Republicans, the batshit, crazy demographic, single women who 1.00

00:37:38.360 famously have the highest rates of mental health issues are obviously driving the Democrat 0.88

00:37:42.320 short bus, but we still have to call it a political difference instead of a glaringly

00:37:47.420 obvious mental health problem.

00:37:49.180 When was the last time we solved a problem by misidentifying it?

00:37:52.520 Yeah, exactly.

00:37:53.760 So yeah, these crazies, they go crazy at Columbia and then nobody, the administrators go, I

00:37:58.680 don't know, well, should we let them?

00:38:00.500 So that's the gist of, that's the crux of the issue and, uh, why nothing's getting solved,

00:38:04.880 right?

00:38:05.320 Yep.

00:38:05.700 Don't take these people seriously.

00:38:07.460 Uh, that is the end of housekeeping.

00:38:09.200 We're moving on to cringe of the week.

00:38:14.940 Our first clip of cringe of the week, the, uh, free Palestine drag queen singing to kids. 0.99

00:38:20.480 Yeah, we're not quite done with this section of mentally ill women and Palestinians, right? 1.00

00:38:25.660 Today what we're going to do is we're going to shout, free Palestine. 0.98

00:38:28.900 Can I hear that?

00:38:30.120 Free Palestine!

00:38:32.500 If you're a drag queen and you know it, shout, free Palestine! 1.00

00:38:37.840 If you're a drag queen and you know it and you really want to show it, you're a drag queen

00:38:42.920 and you know it, shout, free Palestine!

00:38:47.440 Excellent.

00:38:48.920 CERN's particle collider did this?

00:38:52.560 Last week I would have said no.

00:38:54.720 This week I'm saying yes. 0.99

00:38:56.720 And you got to think, this is a drag queen's men with fake boobs talking to children in 1.00

00:39:03.500 like a nursery rhyme about freeing Palestine. 0.78

00:39:07.420 How do any of those, those three points couldn't be farther across the map from each other?

00:39:12.340 That's why the intersectionality and like intersectionality in general, when you look at it from the point

00:39:18.060 of view of a normal person, it's actually hilarious.

00:39:21.100 Like the men who dress as women. 1.00

00:39:23.600 They have access to kids.

00:39:25.140 They get access to kids.

00:39:26.480 They take a break from lip syncing Aretha Franklin songs and then convince children about the

00:39:32.240 correct side to join for the thousands year old blood feud in the Middle East.

00:39:35.960 It makes sense to me that nobody's ever, none of these people in this room have ever been

00:39:39.840 to.

00:39:40.240 They've never been there.

00:39:41.240 We got to send this guy to Gaza to get this all sorted out.

00:39:43.840 Yeah.

00:39:44.080 He, send him to the front lines.

00:39:45.720 Send him to like General Halamini and then like see him shake hands.

00:39:50.700 I'm here to serve.

00:39:51.460 Um, yeah.

00:39:52.520 And this is, it couldn't be further from like your own interests or what you care about.

00:39:56.960 And that's why the everything is everything attitude of the left oppression and victim

00:40:02.440 and whatever.

00:40:03.020 It doesn't matter.

00:40:03.500 Everything is everything.

00:40:04.660 We'll, we'll find some common ground if we're equally oppressed.

00:40:07.780 And this is like, you know, Oh, we're, we're the Santa Monica scuba divers for cleaning

00:40:12.960 up Mount Everest.

00:40:14.460 Well, okay.

00:40:16.260 Sounds deep.

00:40:16.960 I don't know, but maybe.

00:40:18.260 Is that something you guys come into contact with?

00:40:20.280 Hope your fundraiser goes well.

00:40:21.740 I don't know.

00:40:22.680 Um, but yeah.

00:40:23.620 And then in a nursery rhyme format.

00:40:26.060 Yeah.

00:40:26.520 As long as it subverts the West, it's George Soros, George.

00:40:33.000 Happy times.

00:40:34.040 Exactly.

00:40:34.720 Our next clip is a girl, uh, who has not been accepted by her sis family. 0.99

00:40:40.200 My brother is super straight and sis and like married, has a wife, has a fucking dog, lives 0.99

00:40:45.180 in Rhode Island. 1.00

00:40:45.760 And I'm like, I don't do that shit. 1.00

00:40:47.420 I'm in New York. 1.00

00:40:48.320 I'm poly.

00:40:49.100 I'm pan.

00:40:49.660 I'm queer.

00:40:50.380 And I've had my head shaved and it's like 20 degrees outside. 0.96

00:40:53.540 New York city's full of really interesting, fun, weird ass people.

00:40:56.960 I would love to just outwardly be a part of that, but my family is just not going to

00:41:02.060 accept me.

00:41:02.700 The world is just full of people that are so mean to each other.

00:41:05.540 And it's like really hard for people like me and all the people that I'm around just

00:41:10.080 like be themselves and go about the world, not facing judgment.

00:41:13.760 I want to be someone that changes people's minds, but I got tired of that.

00:41:18.960 Would I make my family upset?

00:41:20.620 They would just have questions.

00:41:21.740 And I'm like, I'm so tired of answering people's questions.

00:41:24.920 Why can't people just take a minute to understand each other? 0.97

00:41:27.900 Life is too fucking... 0.98

00:41:28.800 That's enough. 0.99

00:41:29.940 She really shows her cards when she says that she wants to go through life without facing

00:41:33.780 judgments and having to answer questions about herself.

00:41:36.540 And like, why is that?

00:41:38.360 It's because she's like, would be held to a standard if someone asks questions and then 0.97

00:41:42.820 standards are yardsticks for success.

00:41:45.340 Absolutely.

00:41:45.900 So you can like, if you're held to a standard, that means like you can kind of measure how

00:41:49.440 successful you are.

00:41:50.500 And because she's painfully average, she doesn't really have anything going for her.

00:41:54.760 All she can do is distract from her lack of accomplishment. 1.00

00:41:57.740 And then she shaves her head and wears stupid shoes, hangs out with a bunch of Muppets. 1.00

00:42:02.960 Says, I'm part of this weird community where nothing matters and everyone's accepted. 0.99

00:42:07.200 And I also think there's, you can see how quickly it flips from like faux confidence to like

00:42:12.640 a true sadness, which I feel bad for, you know, a lot of times when we're commenting on stuff

00:42:17.520 like this, like this is like a sad person, you know, and it's, and they made really poor

00:42:22.140 decisions.

00:42:22.580 You know, you can't forget there, there's not zero responsibility.

00:42:25.920 Yeah.

00:42:26.200 There's actually quite a lot.

00:42:27.840 And, uh, there's a certain level of doing things in, in quiet.

00:42:34.080 Like she could have done all this and like gone home for Thanksgiving and been like, oh, 0.99

00:42:38.720 you know, I haven't found anyone yet and go do her poly shit on the side. 1.00

00:42:42.680 But she wanted to be front and center with that and get the desired result where everybody 0.98

00:42:47.980 accepts it and not only accepts it, but applauds it, you know?

00:42:51.320 And so she's, she's asking for like a desired result from her parents, from her brother,

00:42:57.080 from everyone.

00:42:57.580 And her parents are just like, we'll just have Thanksgiving with Michael, you know?

00:43:01.360 And it's sad, but, uh, it's a little self-inflicted and then delusional, right?

00:43:06.240 Yeah.

00:43:06.580 Like where she's like, I want to be accepted.

00:43:08.320 I want to be just brought in.

00:43:09.560 Everyone should be nice to each other.

00:43:11.520 Nice to each other is code for accepting and nice to me and encouraging of me. 0.99

00:43:15.580 And instead she works at a nonprofit and she's going to be doing this shit for the next 40 1.00

00:43:18.840 years, spinning her wheels in the mud. 0.99

00:43:20.480 And then she thinks all these migrants should be here. 1.00

00:43:22.980 And then the migrants are going to do crimes and to her. 1.00

00:43:25.380 And then she goes, well, she doesn't make the connection.

00:43:27.880 Yeah.

00:43:28.060 But she's got a shaved head. 1.00

00:43:29.760 So she's a badass. 1.00

00:43:31.340 Instead of working on herself and improving and trying to like make accomplishments, 0.99

00:43:35.840 she actually leans into the things that she thinks are going against her,

00:43:41.000 which made it so she can't be successful and can't do anything instead of like, 0.95

00:43:45.080 overcoming things.

00:43:46.020 She goes, oh, I can't because everyone's so hateful against pans people.

00:43:49.740 I don't even know what pans people are. 1.00

00:43:51.520 Everybody but my polycule is fucked up. 0.99

00:43:53.880 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:54.160 It's like, you think that's true?

00:43:56.020 And I can't be successful until the entire city's viewpoint changes.

00:43:59.640 And we're also bringing in thousands and thousands of third world.

00:44:03.080 Yeah.

00:44:03.400 So it's like an impossible uphill climb.

00:44:05.360 Even if you're like a high school quarterback, nobody's not,

00:44:09.320 everybody's going to think being a high school quarterback is impressive. 1.00

00:44:12.700 Some people go, ah, that's fucking stupid. 1.00

00:44:14.600 Waste of time. 1.00

00:44:15.620 Yeah.

00:44:16.000 I'm getting A's in everything, you know?

00:44:18.240 And then- 1.00

00:44:18.560 You're a big, dumb job. 1.00

00:44:19.580 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:19.880 You're a big, like, no, not everything is going to be appealing to every single person.

00:44:24.520 And then thinking that is kind of crazy, right?

00:44:27.100 Exactly.

00:44:27.620 Assuming you can change that.

00:44:29.160 That's a good point.

00:44:29.980 But a lot of the corporations are actually on her side.

00:44:34.160 Google, one of the biggest companies in the world, the biggest company in the world.

00:44:37.640 They just had, they actually just saved the economy with their earnings today after hours,

00:44:41.400 unfortunately.

00:44:42.920 But if you ask Google, can men menstruate?

00:44:45.120 It says, having a period is not a feminine thing and people of all genders menstruate.

00:44:49.960 Thank you, Google.

00:44:50.920 Thank you, Google, for subverting us.

00:44:53.180 Oh, man.

00:44:54.320 I'm glad you beat your EPS estimates.

00:44:56.440 Yep.

00:44:56.760 Thank you for helping the economy.

00:44:58.400 All right.

00:44:58.720 Let's move on.

00:44:59.620 This is the flip the camera section.

00:45:01.340 So these are people that are getting berated and attacked in public verbally.

00:45:06.640 We're actually going to flip the camera at the end and show who the person bothering everyone is.

00:45:10.800 Yeah.

00:45:11.500 This is Quentin at the Dollar General in Pflugerville.

00:45:14.320 What did you say, Quentin?

00:45:15.160 You called me a she-her? 0.87

00:45:17.360 I don't know what. 1.00

00:45:18.540 And you said to get the fuck out because your system said- 1.00

00:45:21.100 I don't know what you said, man. 1.00

00:45:22.140 Go on somewhere.

00:45:22.940 Oh, no.

00:45:23.260 What'd you call me?

00:45:23.900 Please, Quentin.

00:45:24.520 Please feel free to tell me what you called me.

00:45:26.940 We can play this game all day.

00:45:29.000 Oh, what's the game?

00:45:29.400 I like Quentin.

00:45:30.080 You're being transported.

00:45:30.600 Like Quentin, too.

00:45:31.500 All right.

00:45:31.940 That's in Texas.

00:45:33.000 This is in Texas.

00:45:34.120 The deep-

00:45:34.960 Oh, actually, I was going to say deep red Texas, but Pflugerville.

00:45:39.120 So Quentin, you know, a Dollar General employee.

00:45:43.480 Not exactly the tip of the spear, the peak of the mountain for oppression, right?

00:45:47.340 Yeah, the guy who's in charge of global hiring.

00:45:49.880 Yeah.

00:45:50.700 He's a borderline minimum wage worker at a discount store.

00:45:55.020 And so you ready to flip the camera?

00:45:56.900 Let's flip the camera.

00:45:57.620 So we actually have Quentin's POV.

00:46:01.040 And here's what Quentin saw.

00:46:02.520 Here's giving me a hard time here at Dollar General.

00:46:05.340 All right.

00:46:05.780 Doesn't want to leave because their card has declined because of insufficient funds.

00:46:08.020 My card did not decline.

00:46:09.080 It did not say insufficient funds.

00:46:10.580 What did it say, ma'am?

00:46:11.680 Did my card say insufficient funds or did it say that your system's not working?

00:46:16.240 All right.

00:46:16.580 That's a little boy.

00:46:17.620 Lilo, just a little boy with a little mustache and a weird voice, right?

00:46:20.960 So Quentin turned it around on she, her, as Quentin called it. 0.99

00:46:25.660 And, you know, you might see that video and think, oh, this guy's a dick. 0.99

00:46:29.040 I'm assuming bad things. 0.98

00:46:30.460 You know, he probably did something mean to this person.

00:46:33.020 And it's like, think about who's in the store recording this thing.

00:46:37.480 And it's not exactly the picture of health.

00:46:39.860 Definitely not the picture of mental health.

00:46:41.940 Yeah.

00:46:42.080 I was going to say mental health, no.

00:46:44.480 Mental health, no.

00:46:46.260 You got anything else to say about this?

00:46:48.500 I said mental health, no.

00:46:49.680 Okay.

00:46:50.440 That was pretty much it.

00:46:52.420 They got Alec Baldwin, too.

00:46:54.200 Yeah.

00:46:54.580 Everybody saw the Alec Baldwin one.

00:46:56.220 We didn't cover it on Monday.

00:46:57.440 Here's Alec Baldwin at the end.

00:46:59.580 Free Palestine, Alec. 0.52

00:47:01.100 Just one time and I'll leave you alone. 0.87

00:47:03.700 I'll leave you alone.

00:47:04.620 I swear.

00:47:05.880 Just say free Palestine one time. 0.99

00:47:08.080 One time.

00:47:09.600 One time.

00:47:10.860 Call the police.

00:47:11.740 One time, Alec.

00:47:13.080 You know he's a criminal. 1.00

00:47:15.200 You know he's a fucking criminal. 1.00

00:47:16.920 Come on, Alec. 1.00

00:47:17.640 Just say free Palestine one time. 0.99

00:47:20.500 All right.

00:47:20.740 You get it.

00:47:21.160 And then he swipes at it, right?

00:47:22.120 Yeah.

00:47:22.780 I'm on Alec Baldwin's side.

00:47:25.120 You can kind of heckle Alec Baldwin for shooting someone on set.

00:47:28.260 Yeah.

00:47:28.680 But then you just add free Palestine to it? 0.96

00:47:30.680 That's out of bounds.

00:47:32.120 Yeah.

00:47:32.480 You can't force Alec Baldwin to do free Palestine, right?

00:47:35.880 And then you flip the camera on who this person is.

00:47:38.440 And then you see her here.

00:47:39.720 Here's Alec Baldwin trying to get her out. 0.98

00:47:41.820 And it's some black woman, freak leftist with blonde hair in her underwear. 1.00

00:47:47.360 Yeah. 0.99

00:47:48.000 And then she's napping free Palestine at Alec Baldwin.

00:47:50.180 And it's like, are you stable?

00:47:52.080 Are you in charge?

00:47:53.780 Yeah.

00:47:54.220 I think I'll go with Alec Baldwin.

00:47:55.500 Alec Baldwin probably knows how to act at a country club.

00:47:57.720 Yeah.

00:47:58.060 That's a good point.

00:47:58.960 Alec Baldwin knows how to get a reservation at Carbone.

00:48:02.620 Yeah.

00:48:02.920 Alec Baldwin knows how to dress in between Memorial Day and Labor Day.

00:48:06.380 Exactly.

00:48:07.240 I'm with Alec Baldwin on this one.

00:48:08.720 I've seen the other camera flip and I'm not into it.

00:48:10.940 And then here's this person on Piers Morgan at night.

00:48:14.360 Here's what she wore on the show. 1.00

00:48:16.080 So that's pretty interesting. 0.94

00:48:18.320 She did the white face and had her boobs out covered in tape. 1.00

00:48:22.600 Jeez. 1.00

00:48:23.000 What a freak.

00:48:23.860 All right.

00:48:24.160 Let's move on.

00:48:25.060 Don't get too down or too depressed.

00:48:26.260 It's going to get a little worse.

00:48:27.380 We're going into urban decay.

00:48:29.640 Good news in LA, Southern California.

00:48:33.340 If you're a homeless street rat, you can get a million dollar apartment for free. 0.51

00:48:37.360 Yeah. 0.55

00:48:37.700 California city and it's Santa Monica, right?

00:48:40.460 I believe so.

00:48:41.580 OK's $1 million per unit homeless housing project after audit found state wasted billions on crisis.

00:48:48.980 Wow.

00:48:49.440 Santa Monica, yeah.

00:48:50.620 City officials last week approved a multimillion dollar apartment unit for the homeless just days after the release of an audit.

00:48:57.380 Which found California could not account for $24 billion it spent on the state's burgeoning homeless crisis.

00:49:04.200 And that $24 billion, I believe, was between like 2017, oh, 2018 and 2023.

00:49:10.980 So cumulative of $24 billion on people, they're still homeless.

00:49:15.440 The homelessness got so much worse, $24 billion is basically missing.

00:49:21.220 Vaporized, gone, you know?

00:49:22.820 And then now these homeless people are getting a million dollar units, 122 units, so $122 million, a million dollars each.

00:49:31.460 Some people work their whole life to be able to afford a million dollar apartment in Santa Monica.

00:49:36.280 And they fall short.

00:49:37.340 And they fall short.

00:49:38.120 Most people don't get there.

00:49:39.240 They have a heart attack at 55 and they go, I never got my beach house in Santa Monica.

00:49:43.900 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

00:49:44.480 But all you had to do was shit on the ground, sleep on the subway and yell at the top of your lungs in the middle of the night. 0.99

00:49:50.480 And some of these are like three bedrooms. 0.99

00:49:52.880 Some of these are a three-bedroom apartment.

00:49:54.760 And it's like, wow, if you're homeless, what do you have?

00:49:57.140 You don't have kids, right?

00:49:58.400 And you're close to the water.

00:49:59.900 Yeah.

00:50:00.280 It's in Santa Monica and you're walking distance to the beach.

00:50:02.720 Good news, though.

00:50:03.500 A second design concept would have cost even more, north of $200 million for 196 units.

00:50:09.380 So this one's cheap by comparison.

00:50:11.320 They saved a couple million bucks.

00:50:12.760 Yeah.

00:50:13.300 So, and basically, there's no improvement.

00:50:17.540 They spent $24 billion and, like, it's gotten worse.

00:50:20.520 There's no improvement.

00:50:22.200 So the incinerator, the money incinerator stays on.

00:50:25.380 The state tax in California, I believe, is 10%.

00:50:27.700 And certain cities have higher specific tax.

00:50:31.120 And Santa Monica used to be a lovely place.

00:50:33.140 It really did.

00:50:34.120 RIP.

00:50:35.120 Well, it died a long time ago.

00:50:36.800 Oh, yeah.

00:50:37.240 True.

00:50:37.760 But $24 billion missing.

00:50:39.480 Oops.

00:50:40.000 $24 billion gone.

00:50:41.600 All right.

00:50:42.100 Let's go to the guy who does nothing as the girl gets attacked.

00:50:47.140 Yeah, sure.

00:50:47.680 This is an interesting clip.

00:50:48.680 This happened, I think, last week.

00:50:51.020 It was just before three in the 5600 block of South University.

00:50:54.740 Maddie says a confrontation happened and the suspect demanded her phone before flashing the gun.

00:50:59.600 The pair got into a tussle.

00:51:01.340 I was grabbing for maybe my phone, maybe the gun.

00:51:05.660 It's really like a blackout moment for me.

00:51:07.900 And I realized that I was able to grab the magazine out of the gun.

00:51:11.460 The loaded magazine, now in police custody, Maddie says, and she hopes it will help solve the crime.

00:51:16.920 Just minutes after that, ordeal sent people in the area scrambling to safety.

00:51:20.900 Another armed robbery involving two suspects with handguns reported in the 1300 block of East 56th Street.

00:51:27.500 That crime under investigation.

00:51:28.080 That was an extended mag.

00:51:29.440 Yeah.

00:51:29.760 Those are illegal.

00:51:30.720 Wow.

00:51:31.320 This shouldn't have happened.

00:51:32.360 Yeah, the criminal.

00:51:33.500 Didn't follow the law.

00:51:34.420 He didn't follow the law.

00:51:35.320 That's crazy.

00:51:35.620 And then you have the guy sitting there watching.

00:51:37.880 Yeah. 1.00

00:51:38.080 And it's easy to say, this guy is a pussy, this guy just sat there, a lady damsel in distress, didn't do anything. 1.00

00:51:45.580 I saw someone on Twitter say, beta male didn't intervene. 1.00

00:51:49.700 But then the other guy's got a gun. 0.99

00:51:51.480 It's a black criminal with a loaded gun. 1.00

00:51:53.540 And you see what happens with Daniel Penny types, people who intervene, and the guy probably would and could shoot you. 0.99

00:52:00.280 I don't know what you do.

00:52:01.280 The magazine fell out, but everybody knows there's one in the chamber.

00:52:04.640 Yeah, exactly.

00:52:06.480 The thing is, it depends where.

00:52:09.580 And this is why you can't live in a blue state.

00:52:12.780 Because if something like this happens, you have a situation where you have to go against your own instincts to help somebody.

00:52:19.100 Because you'll probably go to jail yourself, or you'll get killed, or the person who's doing it's going to get released anyway.

00:52:25.100 So it's like, for those reasons, you can't even live in a blue state where you might have to go against your instincts and do something that's against your manhood or whatever.

00:52:36.400 Yeah. 0.76

00:52:36.560 And if I'm this guy, and I'm sitting there with my headphones on, and I have no gun, there's no fucking way I'm getting involved in an armed robbery and, what, trying to be a hero just so I can get shot in the chest and bleed out on the street? 0.80

00:52:49.920 And then the girl will be like, oh, I'll call someone. 0.89

00:52:53.780 And then the cops will go, what's the guy look like?

00:52:55.940 And she'll go, he's tall.

00:52:58.120 He's carrying a bag.

00:52:59.520 Yeah.

00:52:59.700 So, you know, there's no way on earth, but if you have a gun and you see an armed robbery happening, it's, uh, it's Glock time.

00:53:08.200 But that's hard to do in, in, what is it, Seattle or California?

00:53:12.180 I'm not sure, actually.

00:53:13.300 So it's hard to do probably wherever this is, but in Florida, if you do the right thing, it's a little bit easier.

00:53:18.040 Yeah, the St. Lucie County Sheriff will come out and give you, like, a high five.

00:53:21.980 Go on his Instagram.

00:53:22.940 Yeah, you'll get, you'll get to do a press conference in front of the next criminal who tries to drive away in a scat pack.

00:53:28.220 Yeah, exactly.

00:53:28.920 And then this next clip is a woman in Seattle who was attacked by 13-year-olds.

00:53:33.940 She was punched in the face because she tried to stop them from robbing a store.

00:53:37.500 And look at this.

00:53:40.560 She tries to kind of stop them.

00:53:42.220 They're stealing.

00:53:42.940 They go outside.

00:53:43.900 They snatch from her.

00:53:45.040 They punch her in the face eventually. 0.91

00:53:48.460 Yep. 0.73

00:53:50.220 So they're stealing.

00:53:51.880 Look at how many people will all reach down to steal.

00:53:55.220 And then here they go.

00:53:56.720 Here she comes trying to stop them. 0.99

00:53:58.260 She shouldn't be doing that, especially in Seattle.

00:54:01.240 All these people are probably repeat offenders.

00:54:03.260 They just keep getting let out.

00:54:05.300 And then here it comes.

00:54:06.600 Boom. 0.98

00:54:07.100 They knock her out or they punch her in the face. 0.99

00:54:09.200 And then they arrest the kids and they let him go.

00:54:14.720 And they find out he's 13.

00:54:16.860 And they go, oh, you're too young to be arrested.

00:54:19.700 You're old enough to do crimes.

00:54:21.080 Too young to be arrested.

00:54:22.520 And they let the kid who punched the old lady in the face let him go.

00:54:26.280 Yeah.

00:54:26.420 And that's who needs to get out.

00:54:28.240 The old lady punchers. 1.00

00:54:29.680 Proven old lady punchers. 1.00

00:54:31.160 And then a little 13-year-old brain goes, hey, I punched that old lady. 1.00

00:54:34.920 And then they let me out.

00:54:36.380 You think he's more likely to do it now or less?

00:54:39.900 Did he learn a lesson?

00:54:41.200 Are the incentive systems there?

00:54:43.500 Oh, I don't know.

00:54:44.760 Probably not.

00:54:45.540 He's probably going to go hit a lick right after this.

00:54:47.520 And then when the media reports on it, they don't actually report on it.

00:54:52.200 They cover for the people, especially when they're people of color.

00:54:55.000 They cover for them. 0.60

00:54:55.920 And they give euphemisms.

00:54:57.740 Yeah.

00:54:57.960 So we have two new euphemisms this week.

00:55:00.120 New York Post.

00:55:01.400 Misogynistic maniac charged in string of random NYC attacks on women over the past month. 0.90

00:55:06.880 And there he is. 1.00

00:55:07.560 Misogynistic maniac. 1.00

00:55:08.400 He hates women. 1.00

00:55:09.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:09.940 There he is.

00:55:11.220 I bet specific types of women. 1.00

00:55:12.780 Yeah.

00:55:13.240 Bet it's all white ladies. 1.00

00:55:14.660 And then here's one from a woman who was stabbed. 0.57

00:55:17.440 Listen, how the media describes the perpetrator.

00:55:20.200 ...stabbed in the throat.

00:55:22.160 The ambulance was called and the woman was treated by paramedics, but no word on the extent

00:55:26.360 of her injuries or her condition right now.

00:55:28.700 As for the suspect, police say it was a man carrying two bags.

00:55:32.020 We don't have any other description at this point.

00:55:34.800 Oh, a man carrying two bags.

00:55:37.700 You ever see a scene in like Ocean's Eleven where like Matt Damon or somebody, he takes

00:55:43.240 off a mustache, takes off a jacket.

00:55:45.700 He unzips something.

00:55:46.920 It's a whole new color.

00:55:48.240 And then he puts on a hat.

00:55:49.860 All of a sudden, he's a whole different guy.

00:55:52.100 This criminal had basically the same exact Ocean's Eleven slow motion walkway.

00:55:56.680 And all it took was him putting down two bags.

00:55:59.220 Or actually, he only put down one.

00:56:01.040 Yeah.

00:56:01.320 I'm a man with one bag.

00:56:02.700 I'm a man with one bag.

00:56:04.140 I'm not black.

00:56:04.780 I'm not white.

00:56:05.220 I'm nothing.

00:56:05.840 I have one bag. 1.00

00:56:06.940 And we've talked before about how like these types of descriptions are the stupidest because 0.99

00:56:11.020 it's like, oh, a guy in a red shirt. 1.00

00:56:12.800 The Girl Scout cookie heist.

00:56:14.440 Because of like how easy it is just to change your red shirt.

00:56:17.380 Yeah.

00:56:17.600 This is easier.

00:56:18.700 I know.

00:56:19.120 A man carrying two bags.

00:56:20.680 That's it.

00:56:21.240 Imagine he shifts two bags and he puts them both in one hand and it looks like one bag now.

00:56:25.280 And it's like the Jason Bourne music plays.

00:56:27.780 Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

00:56:29.060 Yeah, exactly.

00:56:30.560 Well, let's end Urban with our next clip from Carnival Cruises.

00:56:34.680 And this is our section about in-group preferences.

00:56:38.100 And if it's okay to prefer to be with people of your same race.

00:56:41.620 And if not, whatever, we're going to debate it after this.

00:56:44.140 Carnival Cruises was ghetto. 1.00

00:56:46.780 It's really just anti-black. 0.99

00:56:48.900 It's just anti-black. 0.99

00:56:51.180 You follow the world and you'll be screaming. 0.98

00:56:54.400 We're going to put together. 0.87

00:56:56.220 So if you couldn't understand, she said anybody who said Carnival Cruises was ghetto, they're just anti-black, right?

00:57:04.880 Yeah.

00:57:05.660 And that's obviously not the case.

00:57:07.920 There's certain groups that behave certain ways generally.

00:57:11.180 Yeah.

00:57:11.380 And it's okay to naturally self-segregate.

00:57:13.600 Like that's what happens in the world.

00:57:15.160 Yeah.

00:57:15.400 And it's okay if the white people scene isn't your scene. 0.93

00:57:18.500 It's okay if the black people scene isn't your scene. 0.99

00:57:21.780 And I am a guy who likes peace and quiet.

00:57:24.180 I like silence.

00:57:25.200 I like to hear my own thoughts. 1.00

00:57:26.720 And, you know, for exactly like you said, if a black person says, oh, like I'm not into that white people shit. 1.00

00:57:32.740 I don't like golf or whatever. 1.00

00:57:34.680 I'm like, okay, you know, that's everybody has preferences, right?

00:57:38.120 Yeah.

00:57:38.940 I personally would never want to be on that cruise ship in my entire life.

00:57:43.640 It seems like random parties, probably some fights.

00:57:48.140 We actually showed a couple of fights, Carnival Cruise fights.

00:57:50.380 Yeah, all the time.

00:57:52.260 And, you know, it seems like a lot of people break into song and dance and there's like loud, like collective stuff.

00:57:57.780 I don't really do that.

00:57:59.000 I'm not involved in that.

00:57:59.960 And is that a cultural thing?

00:58:01.380 Is that a preference thing?

00:58:02.280 It's not an anti-black thing. 0.98

00:58:03.260 It's an anti-loud and rude thing, which in these situations tend to be done by black people. 1.00

00:58:09.460 On Carnival Cruise, it's loud. 0.89

00:58:11.140 Who's being loud? 0.99

00:58:12.220 All these black people. 0.98

00:58:13.200 Who's got the boom box? 0.59

00:58:14.740 But there's also music that comes from the overhead speakers.

00:58:17.240 But then there's a side party here.

00:58:19.420 And it's not really a tenable situation.

00:58:21.180 I mean, it's okay to have preferences.

00:58:24.040 Yeah.

00:58:24.420 And like the people that you're kind of like.

00:58:26.740 And then I want everyone to think about this too.

00:58:29.280 Like to ignore that is crazy to me.

00:58:31.300 Yeah.

00:58:31.580 Everything's the same.

00:58:32.760 Clearly, no, it's not, right?

00:58:34.200 Yeah, exactly.

00:58:35.560 And think about this.

00:58:36.720 If you were in a bar in, say, Atlanta.

00:58:40.480 Okay.

00:58:40.760 And you went to a bar and there were a hundred white guys and one black guy in the bar.

00:58:45.580 Or if you went to the bar and it was a hundred black guys and one white guy.

00:58:49.740 Who has a worse, harder time?

00:58:52.720 They would. 0.96

00:58:53.460 Mainstream media would lead you to believe the black guy.

00:58:55.980 Or like Jordan Key and Peele would be like, oh, the black guy. 1.00

00:58:59.380 We're going to harvest his organs. 1.00

00:59:01.180 We're going to steal his mind. 0.99

00:59:02.920 It's a get out.

00:59:03.920 Yeah. 0.98

00:59:04.740 But in reality, I think the white guy at the black bar has a harder time, worse time than a black guy at the white bar. 0.99

00:59:12.680 Yeah. 0.98

00:59:13.140 It depends what kind of white guy and what kind of black guy.

00:59:15.320 But, you know, it's okay to not like either situation.

00:59:18.960 Yeah. 0.91

00:59:19.280 And black people, it's perfectly fine if you don't want to be at the hundred white guy hangout. 0.99

00:59:24.500 And you call them corny white guys. 0.99

00:59:26.280 You make fun of everyone and it's fine. 0.96

00:59:27.900 No one cares.

00:59:28.720 I'm okay.

00:59:28.980 There was actually a clip from Nate Roscoe, a funny Instagrammer, where he was on a show and they asked him,

00:59:35.120 do you have any preferences when it comes to dating?

00:59:37.900 And look what he said compared to what they said.

00:59:40.740 What's one race you wouldn't date? 0.98

00:59:42.500 I'm not into black women. 1.00

00:59:43.860 Oh. 0.80

00:59:45.500 Why is this always the answer?

00:59:47.020 I need to know this right now.

00:59:48.920 So you think I'm ugly?

00:59:49.800 No, that's not it.

00:59:50.500 You're conventionally a very pretty girl.

00:59:52.320 It's just a preference.

00:59:53.140 I actually tried to kind of see a black girl for a little bit, but I literally, I just couldn't like get into it.

00:59:58.480 Like, I mean, if a girl's half, it's different. 0.98

01:00:00.340 But like a girl who's like fully black, I just, for some reason, it's just. 1.00

01:00:02.820 So it's just like a preference of skin tone. 0.79

01:00:04.620 So you don't like black people. 0.99

01:00:05.820 I love black people, but I'm just not attracted sexually to black women. 1.00

01:00:09.580 What's one race that you wouldn't date? 0.93

01:00:11.600 Definitely Caucasian men.

01:00:13.520 Totally understand.

01:00:14.680 But you see how one answer, like his answer, and he explains it like perfectly.

01:00:18.600 We're like, oh no, you're conventionally good looking.

01:00:20.100 It's just not for me.

01:00:20.960 And that's my preference.

01:00:21.640 Yeah. 0.98

01:00:22.000 And then the other, and then everyone freaks out and says, oh, you hate black people or whatever. 0.97

01:00:26.020 And then he asked the other girl and she could just go Caucasians. 1.00

01:00:29.920 Yeah.

01:00:30.680 And he goes, that's great.

01:00:31.920 Enjoy.

01:00:32.540 Yeah.

01:00:32.840 That's a preference.

01:00:33.520 You're absolutely fair.

01:00:34.920 That sentence that he says where he goes, oh no, I love black people.

01:00:38.860 I don't really say that sentence.

01:00:40.660 Yeah.

01:00:41.240 He was just being extra nice.

01:00:42.840 Yeah.

01:00:43.220 To kind of cover his tracks.

01:00:44.360 And he did a great job of like doing it.

01:00:46.700 Yeah.

01:00:46.940 I don't really say that sentence.

01:00:48.900 Personally, I like there's black individuals that I like.

01:00:51.780 There's black individuals that I like for sure.

01:00:53.760 But I don't say that.

01:00:55.000 I don't say that qualifier. 0.89

01:00:56.160 Black people as a whole lately has become anti-white. 0.82

01:01:00.980 That's what I think. 0.95

01:01:01.760 Yeah.

01:01:01.900 Back to the Scott Adams thing.

01:01:03.540 And I don't have like a big, that's a jolly group.

01:01:07.320 Yeah.

01:01:07.620 It's kind of an angry, disgruntled group who's always demanding things and then voting against

01:01:12.320 my interests a lot of times.

01:01:14.320 You saw they were one of the lowest groups for the deporting of illegals too, even though

01:01:20.680 they're probably, their wages are driven down a significant amount.

01:01:24.060 So.

01:01:24.180 Well, they don't know all that.

01:01:25.140 So I don't use that qualifying sentence.

01:01:27.080 Yeah.

01:01:27.120 Neither do I.

01:01:27.980 All right.

01:01:28.540 Moving on.

01:01:29.180 Our last clip of Urban Decay.

01:01:31.200 This was, can you explain it?

01:01:32.620 This is kind of your pet project.

01:01:34.080 Yeah.

01:01:34.300 Well, it just kind of came out right before we started filming, but you guys remember

01:01:37.860 a couple of weeks ago, there was a viral kind of audio recording of a Baltimore high school

01:01:43.440 principal who was saying some racist things about the students.

01:01:45.980 And I'm just going to play that to refresh your memory. 0.99

01:01:48.720 You know, I seriously don't understand why I have to constantly put up with these dumb 1.00

01:01:53.440 asses here every day. 1.00

01:01:57.080 Between these ungrateful black kids who can't test their way out of a paper bag. 1.00

01:02:00.840 Ungrateful black kids who can't test their way out of a paper bag. 1.00

01:02:04.700 And it was just, the news just broke that the Baltimore County police have arrested Pikesville 0.97

01:02:10.840 High School's former athletic director Thursday morning and charged him with using artificial

01:02:15.380 intelligence to impersonate principal Eric Eiswert, who you heard on that recording, leading

01:02:22.060 to the public to believe Eiswert made racist and anti-Semitic comments behind closed doors.

01:02:26.560 So, I don't know, you guys may have thought the future and AI would be, we don't have

01:02:31.940 to leave our house and computers help us with our work, but we still earn money.

01:02:36.780 You press a button and then a full meal comes out of the microwave.

01:02:39.460 Yeah.

01:02:39.680 The pizza from back to the future where it goes in like this and it comes out, the hydrator,

01:02:43.980 it comes out.

01:02:44.760 That's the new AI.

01:02:45.960 And they're just using it to make fake hate crimes.

01:02:47.680 Just more fake hate crime hoaxes.

01:02:49.640 Funny because before you explained it, I was going to defend the teacher and go, that's

01:02:54.920 not that bad.

01:02:55.520 The recording.

01:02:56.260 Yeah.

01:02:56.480 He can say that, but they illegally recorded him.

01:02:59.380 Yeah.

01:02:59.860 What are the test scores?

01:03:01.500 Let's see the scores.

01:03:03.000 So, it was an AI thing that made the teacher sound like he said that and it wasn't even true.

01:03:08.960 And then you go to jail for making a fake AI thing.

01:03:11.420 Apparently.

01:03:12.120 Well, it's an attack on someone's livelihood.

01:03:14.600 You try to get someone fired for that.

01:03:15.900 And, you know, you can also cause basically a little uprising from that too.

01:03:19.820 Yeah.

01:03:20.680 All right.

01:03:21.000 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:03:22.260 Moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:03:23.680 We're going to prove to you that life is worth living and we're not defined by all these

01:03:27.380 negative, horrible clips we've seen every single week over and over.

01:03:32.080 And our lives as Americans aren't coming to an end in a country that was once great as

01:03:36.700 lost.

01:03:37.260 We're not going to-

01:03:38.180 We're not going to be ready to admit that just yet.

01:03:41.520 Because there's a- 0.57

01:03:43.080 There's a squid ink.

01:03:44.000 There's a squid ink.

01:03:44.800 This girl has a good accent. 0.87

01:03:46.800 All right.

01:03:47.240 Let's go to the first guy who's the white guy singing Mexican language.

01:04:05.000 I like that. 1.00

01:04:06.680 That's good vacation shit. 1.00

01:04:08.220 That's good vacation shit you do over there. 0.99

01:04:10.540 We don't need to bring anyone here and, oh, this can be, this can happen in Minneapolis. 0.98

01:04:14.480 Penn Station.

01:04:15.480 This would be great in Penn Station.

01:04:17.080 We got enough of it.

01:04:18.020 Do it over there.

01:04:18.860 All right.

01:04:19.180 Let's go to the girl with the Southern accent. 1.00

01:04:20.840 That's actually a good point.

01:04:21.780 You notice how there's never mariachi bands in America, even though illegal immigrants 1.00

01:04:26.940 have come over here.

01:04:27.860 And I know illegal immigrants, a lot of them are from places beyond Mexico.

01:04:31.000 But I never see the mariachi.

01:04:33.520 There should be at least one.

01:04:34.660 I've seen some mariachis.

01:04:36.300 Yeah.

01:04:36.460 When I lived in LA, we used to have parties and we'd always do like an X Factor thing.

01:04:41.020 Like one time we had like the hot dog lady from Hollywood Boulevard. 0.86

01:04:44.020 Sausage cart with the peppers.

01:04:45.280 And we had one of those and that was really cool.

01:04:47.120 And then one time we had a mariachi band.

01:04:49.380 All right.

01:04:49.760 All right.

01:04:49.840 And that was lit.

01:04:50.740 Fair.

01:04:51.100 So I can't back that up.

01:04:54.020 All right.

01:04:54.340 Let's go to the girl with the Southern accent. 1.00

01:04:56.760 This is nice Americana.

01:04:57.680 Y'all, there needs to be an update on today's weather. 0.51

01:05:01.460 If you're scared of the spiders outside, y'all better stay your butts in the house because

01:05:05.220 I done found about four spiders on me in the past hour.

01:05:09.440 I don't know what flavor of spiders they are, but let me tell y'all, they've been crawling

01:05:13.100 all over me.

01:05:14.140 So if I'm in the EOS, probably because I know a spider.

01:05:16.600 We get it.

01:05:17.360 That's nice.

01:05:18.280 What is that?

01:05:18.800 Kentucky?

01:05:19.780 Appalachian Hill country? 1.00

01:05:21.100 Kentucky shit? 1.00

01:05:21.960 Let us know in the comments. 1.00

01:05:23.320 Yeah.

01:05:23.900 There's a Southern accent.

01:05:26.260 Yeah.

01:05:26.600 Where I come from.

01:05:28.240 At least it's not a foreign accent. 1.00

01:05:30.180 I love it.

01:05:30.840 Yeah.

01:05:31.140 I love accents like that.

01:05:32.140 I've often defended.

01:05:33.240 I like Chicago.

01:05:34.060 I like Philly.

01:05:34.860 I like everything.

01:05:36.140 I like when people talk a certain way because of America.

01:05:38.740 Yeah.

01:05:39.300 All right.

01:05:39.720 Let's go to the squid ink mistake.

01:05:41.340 Some people saw this clip go viral.

01:05:43.320 The guy covers himself in squid ink and they actually check in with him five days later.

01:05:48.720 A lot of you might have seen this viral video where some crackpot got a squid ink sack

01:05:55.180 and rubbed it all over his hands and arms. 0.80

01:05:57.640 Crazy.

01:05:57.920 Well, let's just watch it again, but then stay tuned because we're going to show you what

01:06:02.180 his arms look like five days later.

01:06:05.580 It's crazy.

01:06:06.720 Don't do it, winger. 0.54

01:06:10.360 Don't do it.

01:06:12.320 There he goes.

01:06:13.780 So I've had a dry on there and that was the biggest mistake.

01:06:16.920 And now it's like a crust on me.

01:06:18.300 Like I'm hoping it'll come off the next few days.

01:06:21.220 But that's what that squid ink looks like after five days.

01:06:25.000 It's starting to show a few signs of wearing in between my fingers here.

01:06:27.900 And so I reckon within a week or two it should be off me.

01:06:29.820 But that's what you're going to put up with if you muck around with squid ink. 1.00

01:06:32.960 Damn. 1.00

01:06:33.860 Crazy. 1.00

01:06:34.460 Five days.

01:06:35.480 Yeah.

01:06:36.240 What about squid ink pasta?

01:06:38.500 I don't know.

01:06:39.180 I never had that. 1.00

01:06:40.240 I don't eat shit like that. 1.00

01:06:41.360 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:41.800 You're not supposed to.

01:06:42.820 Yeah.

01:06:43.120 It's a defense mechanism.

01:06:44.520 All right.

01:06:44.900 All right.

01:06:45.160 Let's move on to the history of the ice cream scooper.

01:06:54.120 All right.

01:06:54.800 Easy scoop.

01:06:55.380 Same mechanics pretty much every time.

01:06:57.840 This looks like it's for an ice cream sandwich.

01:07:00.520 Yeah.

01:07:01.020 Dump it out.

01:07:02.180 Wow.

01:07:04.640 Pretty similar.

01:07:07.180 Nice.

01:07:08.840 Wow.

01:07:10.300 1905. 1.00

01:07:11.480 This is all old shit. 1.00

01:07:13.140 Yeah. 1.00

01:07:13.600 Feels good.

01:07:14.360 And now you get some plastic from China and it breaks and you throw it out and order a new one on Amazon.

01:07:19.700 I don't know.

01:07:20.320 Aren't most ice cream scoopers metal?

01:07:22.400 Yeah.

01:07:22.840 Still?

01:07:23.440 Yeah.

01:07:24.280 Still from China. 0.99

01:07:25.320 Still from China. 0.99

01:07:26.080 And then the ice cream, if you leave it out, it doesn't melt.

01:07:28.460 Like we showed you that last week.

01:07:30.520 Mm-hmm.

01:07:31.420 But look at all this ingenuity.

01:07:32.900 People have been enjoying real ice cream for a long time. 0.99

01:07:36.100 And now it's all poison seed oil crap. 0.99

01:07:38.900 All right. 0.99

01:07:39.360 Uplifting gold.

01:07:40.140 Stay calm.

01:07:40.760 Remember, we're in Uplifting Gold.

01:07:42.100 Relax.

01:07:42.920 It's good to know that history, at some point in our history, we were serious people.

01:07:48.060 Now we're giving it away.

01:07:49.500 And our last clip is Trump meeting these kids.

01:07:51.740 Kids are smiling at the camera.

01:07:54.780 Trump looks great.

01:07:57.520 Is this your family?

01:07:58.320 This is.

01:07:59.080 This is a nice-looking family, yeah?

01:08:00.940 And there's Secret Service with a fake arm, with a machine gun.

01:08:03.960 Can they stand next to you real fast?

01:08:05.440 Come on.

01:08:05.700 Let's go.

01:08:06.820 Get up.

01:08:07.140 Take a picture.

01:08:07.840 Look how happy they are.

01:08:10.040 Thank you.

01:08:11.600 Thank you, Bill.

01:08:12.340 You take care.

01:08:12.900 Thank you.

01:08:13.760 Isn't that special?

01:08:14.520 Thank you.

01:08:15.140 That's nice.

01:08:15.700 Trump took the time.

01:08:16.420 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:08:17.140 Who's this rap boy type over here?

01:08:18.900 Oh, wow.

01:08:19.880 Zoom Nick, enhance, please.

01:08:22.000 The very last corner.

01:08:23.320 Yeah, rap boy type.

01:08:25.060 Just in time for our doppelganger section.

01:08:27.080 Time traveler.

01:08:28.240 Wow, rap boy doppelganger.

01:08:30.260 All right.

01:08:30.880 It is Friday, so we have our shout-outs.

01:08:33.520 We have a lot of happy birthdays this week.

01:08:35.200 Happy birthday to Alex Moore on April 23rd.

01:08:38.000 Happy birthday, Alex Moore.

01:08:39.140 Ben Trubisky on April 24th.

01:08:41.580 Ben Trubisky, like Mitch?

01:08:43.300 Like Mitch, Mitch's brother.

01:08:44.720 Oh, wow.

01:08:45.520 Mitch got him in on the show.

01:08:47.280 Very nice.

01:08:47.840 Show watchers.

01:08:48.520 Nick Moore on April 27th, and his mom's birthday is April 30th, so happy birthday to Nick and

01:08:55.100 happy birthday to Carrie on the 30th.

01:08:57.200 I wrote that.

01:08:57.720 The whole family watches.

01:08:59.100 Great.

01:08:59.380 That whole family.

01:09:00.120 Separate devices, I hope.

01:09:01.440 Greatly appreciated.

01:09:02.420 It's very important for separate devices, because otherwise it's like six people, and we get

01:09:06.120 one view for it, when we should have six.

01:09:08.320 If you do that a hundred times, that's why we have a bad episode.

01:09:11.900 That's your fault.

01:09:13.600 And then Rob and his daughter Abby were on a road trip, but they were watching the show

01:09:18.880 the other day.

01:09:19.640 We appreciate that.

01:09:20.880 All right.

01:09:21.320 We have RRB and me doing a, we have a doppelganger section of people knocking over the rocks.

01:09:27.380 Yeah, these guys are wanted for destroying an ancient rock formation near Las Vegas in

01:09:31.640 a national park, I believe.

01:09:32.820 And it looks like me and Richard.

01:09:34.900 Yeah.

01:09:35.200 Like, I'm the...

01:09:36.660 You're the portly one. 0.99

01:09:37.740 I'm the fat one. 0.99

01:09:38.740 Yeah.

01:09:39.140 And Richard's the normal guy.

01:09:40.280 And I'm over there.

01:09:40.820 And people are sending this to me, and then people are also tagging us and saying, this

01:09:44.520 is Richard Ratboy and me.

01:09:47.580 Yeah.

01:09:47.860 So we might get a visit from, like, these park rangers and have to prove we were never

01:09:51.420 in Las Vegas during that time.

01:09:53.280 So...

01:09:53.440 Yeah.

01:09:53.920 It's actually scary.

01:09:55.460 And then our last thing is a show shout out in the comments section, a super chat of some

01:10:01.820 podcasts.

01:10:02.500 I don't know what the podcast is.

01:10:04.600 Corn Pop the Bad Dude.

01:10:06.660 Fleckas Talks the Podcast.

01:10:08.760 The best new podcast of all time.

01:10:12.780 Fleckas Talks the Podcast?

01:10:14.760 Fleckas Talks.

01:10:16.160 I think F-E-F-L-E-C-C-A-S. 1.00

01:10:19.160 Fleckas. 1.00

01:10:19.740 I don't...

01:10:20.080 That's good.

01:10:21.100 Thank you, boy.

01:10:21.580 Hey, guys, it's always good to get the show shout outs like that.

01:10:24.580 And like we said last week, make sure you call into radio stations, because it's really

01:10:28.180 easy to win, and shout us out there, and you'll get pretty much one of everything from

01:10:32.320 the merch store if you do that.

01:10:34.020 And then there was a meme or something.

01:10:36.100 Yeah, let's skip that one.

01:10:37.240 And we'll skip that.

01:10:38.220 All right.

01:10:38.360 So that is the end of the show.

01:10:39.720 Another Fleckas Talks in the books.

01:10:40.820 Thank you guys for watching.

01:10:41.660 Please like, share, subscribe, all the good stuff.

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01:10:52.520 A couple things that we didn't cover in the show that will be in bonus land, so we have

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01:11:02.220 Thank you guys for watching.

01:11:03.260 Have a nice weekend.

01:11:04.120 We'll see you on Tuesday.

01:11:06.180 How many times do you have to prove we can't be trusted? 1.00

01:11:10.240 Fuck you. 1.00

Fleccas Talks Podcast - April 26, 2024

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