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00:00:16.820 Welcome back to Fuck It Socks, the podcast, episode 92.

00:00:20.080 Today on the show, Jason Aldean is in some hot water for no reason.

00:00:24.460 We're going to tell you what happened there.

00:00:25.920 Then the non-binaries continue to spiral in this week's Cringe of the Week.

00:00:30.640 Then after that, I'm going to tell you guys how to avoid shark attacks this summer.

00:00:34.680 And last but not least, these girls will make you lose all hope in dating.

00:00:39.060 All this and more at Fluckus Talks, the podcast, episode 92, ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:00:46.540 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:00:49.680 And actions speak louder than words.

00:00:51.200 But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

00:00:57.240 Very cool.

00:00:58.220 Very cool.

00:00:59.160 Very cool.

00:01:01.100 Fluckus Talks, the podcast featuring Richard.

00:01:03.520 We're at Richard.

00:01:08.100 All right.

00:01:09.300 One for one on the intro, as always.

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00:02:20.160 Thank you to MyPatriotSupply.

00:02:22.240 It's always good to have emergency food, Richard.

00:02:24.140 Yeah.

00:02:24.640 It's very important.

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00:02:36.140 All right.

00:02:36.620 We have a very important housekeeping.

00:02:38.220 We only have two pages of housekeeping, but it's some of my favorite housekeeping maybe we've ever done.

00:02:43.040 As always, we don't do doppels anymore, but if we did, I guess these would be them.

00:02:48.280 Me as an Abercrombie model.

00:02:49.940 Yep.

00:02:50.700 Jeans shorts, gut, flowing.

00:02:52.660 It doesn't even look like me, and doppels are getting stupid.

00:02:55.380 Okay.

00:02:56.020 What about this other one you sent me?

00:02:57.380 This is me, I assume.

00:02:58.420 Yeah.

00:02:58.780 So this is a person who is trying to meet, like, probably a 14-year-old for sex.

00:03:03.260 Drove 30 hours to meet a 13-year-old, bro.

00:03:06.820 You knew it was coming?

00:03:08.180 Yeah, that's good.

00:03:09.180 How are you doing, Jack?

00:03:10.320 30 hours.

00:03:11.740 A lot of Richard Rapboy types trying to meet teenagers.

00:03:14.980 Not good.

00:03:15.760 Not good.

00:03:15.960 And I still haven't co-signed Sound of Freedom, so we don't know where I am.

00:03:21.040 That could be you.

00:03:22.420 All right.

00:03:22.880 Moving on.

00:03:23.700 Doppels are stupid.

00:03:24.520 I don't even look like that guy.

00:03:26.120 Let's get into some important stuff.

00:03:27.480 Jen Pisaki and David Hogg took a photo together.

00:03:32.120 You know, this is one of the least impressive pictures I've ever seen in my life.

00:03:37.300 And I don't know.

00:03:38.020 Like, something's going on here.

00:03:39.820 I don't know what it is exactly.

00:03:42.020 It's in this range right here.

00:03:43.900 The legs-shoe combo.

00:03:45.800 Yeah.

00:03:45.960 Something ain't right.

00:03:47.920 We'll leave it at that.

00:03:48.680 Something ain't right.

00:03:49.380 I called those jeans the 22 by 30 jeans.

00:03:52.260 Like, the waist size is like, you can't even find it at the kid's store.

00:03:55.720 Yeah.

00:03:56.120 It's like the opposite of the big and tall.

00:03:58.120 And then Jen's got like a mommy outfit on.

00:04:00.400 She's got like a nurse shirt.

00:04:02.400 Yeah.

00:04:02.800 I don't get it.

00:04:03.680 That's a shirt nurses wear while they're working.

00:04:06.840 I'm sure a lot of people tuned in for this show, too.

00:04:09.800 Jen Pisaki's show.

00:04:10.840 Crazy.

00:04:11.260 Yeah, for sure.

00:04:11.980 So this is just zero swag all around.

00:04:13.840 David Hogg looking like that guy from the Lorax and shit.

00:04:16.500 Yeah.

00:04:18.600 Zero swag.

00:04:19.460 All right.

00:04:19.680 Moving on.

00:04:20.440 We have to keep moving.

00:04:21.640 We have a great housekeeping today.

00:04:23.680 Richard Rapoy, you got mad at me yesterday because I said worms while we were eating sushi.

00:04:29.080 Yeah.

00:04:29.480 I think that's equivalent to saying, I didn't know you were going to bring this up.

00:04:33.180 Yeah.

00:04:33.540 But I said it yesterday.

00:04:34.860 It's like, he was like, we ordered sushi.

00:04:37.040 He's checking for worms and he's saying, worms, worms.

00:04:39.820 And I'm like, all right, dude, that's like saying bomb on an airplane.

00:04:42.160 You can't like right before I'm about to eat a raw fish say worms.

00:04:45.720 But I would argue that is the time because you're eating the raw fish and you have to avoid the worms.

00:04:51.360 So it's like the perfect time to bring up worms.

00:04:53.700 And I searched all the pieces.

00:04:54.960 I did not find any.

00:04:56.100 All right.

00:04:56.320 But in New Orleans, that's where you would find worms in your food.

00:04:59.220 Do you agree with that?

00:04:59.940 Fair.

00:05:00.260 Yeah.

00:05:00.560 That's a fair point.

00:05:01.300 It's all fair.

00:05:01.940 I just don't want to be thinking about it while I'm eating the nigiri.

00:05:05.680 All right.

00:05:06.180 Moving on.

00:05:07.180 Derek Chauvin, he is appealing his murder charge to the Supreme Court.

00:05:11.300 What's the headline?

00:05:13.060 Derek Chauvin will take the appeal of his state murder conviction to the Supreme Court after Minnesota's top court denied the request to hear his petition.

00:05:19.740 So Supreme Court's obviously the last and final leg for him.

00:05:23.780 Yeah.

00:05:24.100 And show watchers know what's going to happen here.

00:05:26.100 We've been talking about this, I think, for years at this point.

00:05:29.720 Why don't you run through it again?

00:05:30.920 Yeah.

00:05:31.120 I think he's going to get let off, rightfully so.

00:05:34.480 The facts and the evidence from the case and the death of George Floyd are in his favor.

00:05:38.560 So he's going to get rightfully let off probably in 2024, right before the election, just like George Floyd happened in 2020, right before the election.

00:05:47.320 Shit's going to pop off.

00:05:48.380 BLM is going to go crazy.

00:05:49.580 There's going to be civil unrest, racial unrest, all this bad stuff happening, all these protests, all these burnings and all that stuff.

00:05:55.460 And then who's going to come out of the woodwork and say, oh, I can fix this.

00:05:59.120 I can unite everyone based on race.

00:06:01.680 Michelle Obama.

00:06:03.440 So we've been saying that for like years at this point.

00:06:05.600 Read the tea leaves.

00:06:06.580 They're out there.

00:06:07.140 The signs are out there.

00:06:08.420 And then Roger Stone the other day said, Michelle Obama is going to run in 24.

00:06:12.060 You heard it here first.

00:06:13.740 Love Roger Stone.

00:06:15.440 But you heard it here first.

00:06:17.180 We've been saying that for like over a year.

00:06:18.940 This is just what's going to happen.

00:06:20.600 All right.

00:06:20.880 Moving on.

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00:06:26.500 We had a great release Tuesday, too.

00:06:28.040 We had a great Tuesday release mostly because of you guys commenting.

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00:06:37.020 So every time we do something, it tells you.

00:06:39.960 Yeah.

00:06:40.180 That makes sense, right?

00:06:41.280 Yeah.

00:06:41.560 Smart.

00:06:42.000 All right.

00:06:42.260 We have some action.

00:06:43.560 Everyone's talking about this.

00:06:44.580 This week, Jason Aldean's song is now being called a racist.

00:06:49.060 And then he shot it at a place where someone was lynched years ago in Tennessee.

00:06:53.340 They're calling that racist, too.

00:06:55.080 Of course.

00:06:55.380 Let's go over the lyrics real quick.

00:06:57.720 Yeah.

00:06:57.980 So the lyrics are sucker punch somebody on a sidewalk.

00:07:02.280 Carjack an old lady.

00:07:03.480 I don't even know.

00:07:05.640 Carjack an old lady at a red light.

00:07:07.260 Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store.

00:07:09.300 You think it's cool.

00:07:10.220 Well, act a fool if you like.

00:07:11.920 Cuss out a cop.

00:07:12.620 Spit in his face.

00:07:13.340 Stomp the flag and light it up.

00:07:15.600 Yeah.

00:07:15.880 You think you're tough.

00:07:16.920 Try that in a small town.

00:07:18.380 So that is racist because I guess people are attributing all those negative actions to a certain group of people.

00:07:25.000 Which, to be fair, I agreed with the progressives on this one.

00:07:29.580 It really is only that.

00:07:30.960 So you didn't think I was going to say that, did you?

00:07:33.120 Well, after BLM 2020.

00:07:35.460 That is who does that.

00:07:36.620 That's who did all that stuff.

00:07:37.960 Stomping the flag.

00:07:38.780 Spitting in the cop's face.

00:07:39.980 Carjack an old lady at a red light.

00:07:41.420 Show me one white video.

00:07:43.020 Show me one.

00:07:43.920 Pull a gun on the liquor store owner.

00:07:45.720 That happens like every 16 seconds.

00:07:48.240 I know.

00:07:48.580 A liquor store gets knocked up.

00:07:50.800 Done.

00:07:51.560 So we had some people replying.

00:07:53.400 One of our favorites, Rob Smith.

00:07:56.080 He replied to it.

00:07:59.160 And this is what he had to say.

00:08:01.980 Trash take?

00:08:03.220 We'll get to that.

00:08:04.400 Okay.

00:08:05.200 So the try that in a small town video is filmed at a site of a notorious, or filmed at a site notorious for a lynching.

00:08:11.580 And Jason Aldean, director, et cetera, weren't aware.

00:08:14.020 Come on, man.

00:08:14.900 I'm not a race baiting leftist, but I am also not fucking stupid.

00:08:19.360 All right, Rob.

00:08:20.240 That's also where they shot the Hannah Montana movie.

00:08:23.160 Exactly.

00:08:25.240 And it's like, you go to a random town in Tennessee.

00:08:27.820 It's like, okay, the shooting location.

00:08:29.780 The woods?

00:08:30.400 No.

00:08:31.200 The main big courthouse that's been there for years?

00:08:33.360 With the stairs and the huge pillars?

00:08:35.600 Maybe.

00:08:36.240 Yeah.

00:08:36.760 Yeah, that's it.

00:08:37.520 And it's like, are we pretending that Jason Aldean, like a top five country artist, mainstream, hundreds of millions of streams, probably billions of streams?

00:08:45.440 Yeah.

00:08:45.960 Are we pretending that he needs to do like dog whistle, tongue in cheek, racist comments so the good old boys in the woods stream his song?

00:08:52.480 Yeah.

00:08:52.840 Like, is that what we're saying is happening here?

00:08:54.900 And it's like with the whole thing with the lynching, it's like, is the town now irredeemably racist forever?

00:09:01.620 You can't do anything in the town?

00:09:02.860 We live in New Orleans where the largest lynching ever happened, and it was Italian people.

00:09:08.040 And I don't go in the French Quarter and go, hey, you're taking a picture?

00:09:11.140 What are you, celebrating the lynching?

00:09:12.940 That's my people.

00:09:13.960 People move on.

00:09:15.200 A city is a city.

00:09:17.100 Yeah.

00:09:17.540 And then also, I know lynching, right?

00:09:21.360 You hear that phrase, lynching.

00:09:22.580 There was a lynching.

00:09:23.380 It means someone got hanged, right?

00:09:24.840 Someone was hung.

00:09:25.640 And, you know, there's some, there's kind of like this whitewashing or whatever you want to call it, where the left says like every lynching was just like a mob of white people who were mad for no reason and wanted to lynch a black person.

00:09:39.980 That's kind of like what they're doing.

00:09:41.880 Do you want to go into this at all?

00:09:42.920 The story of the lynching?

00:09:43.960 Yeah, let's do it.

00:09:45.360 All right.

00:09:45.940 So the lynching was this guy named, I think, something Choate, Henry Choate.

00:09:54.160 And basically, earlier that day, Choate had been accused of assaulting Sarah Harlan, a 16-year-old white girl, as she waited for a school bus on a remote stretch of road five miles from Columbia.

00:10:02.960 Choate denied he was the attacker.

00:10:04.620 The assailant reportedly nearly tore away Harlan's clothing and attempted to shoot her.

00:10:09.220 She screamed.

00:10:10.760 The attacker struck her on the forehead with the butt of a pistol and apparently attempted to strangle the teen, one of nine children raised by a widow.

00:10:17.980 Sarah scratched her assailant and bit his finger, drawing blood.

00:10:21.260 The assailant fled when she told him her brother was approaching, a ruse.

00:10:25.420 Now I guess you'll get it, Harlan said.

00:10:28.160 Then, eventually, using bloodhounds named Queen and George, a law enforcement posse went to the house of Choate's grandfather, where they arrested Henry.

00:10:35.740 According to the officers, Choate had changed from his bloody shirt and trousers and hidden a .22 caliber pistol, which they alleged he used to club Sarah.

00:10:44.640 Sheriff Luther Wiley said Choate had a wound on the middle finger of his left hand, a bite mark inflicted by the victim.

00:10:51.480 Whether any of this is true, well, we may never know.

00:10:55.160 So it wasn't just, oh, there's a black guy here.

00:10:57.640 Let's go get him.

00:10:59.080 And we're an angry racist town.

00:11:01.100 There was an accusation.

00:11:02.760 And whether it was true or not, there was an accusation.

00:11:05.740 There was injuries consistent with the story of the girl.

00:11:09.280 It was 1927.

00:11:10.600 The guy was on the run.

00:11:11.480 A crime took place.

00:11:12.660 Evidence looked pretty good.

00:11:14.000 Did he deserve a trial?

00:11:15.140 Obviously.

00:11:15.700 Of course.

00:11:16.160 Was he killed by the town posse?

00:11:18.120 Yes.

00:11:18.300 As an out-of-towner?

00:11:19.300 Yes.

00:11:20.360 Like, it's not like some thing like, we're going to go get a black guy today.

00:11:25.160 Yeah.

00:11:25.400 It was like, our town is under threat, and then a mob formed, and something crazy happened.

00:11:30.640 It got out of control, right?

00:11:32.080 Mm-hmm.

00:11:32.360 But to pretend, like, as if any lynching in the past was, like, 0% justified or had no, like, it was all wrongful.

00:11:39.820 That's kind of, like, the way the left presents it.

00:11:42.480 Mm-hmm.

00:11:43.500 And I guess Rob's involved in that as well.

00:11:45.880 Yeah.

00:11:46.160 Rob missed this one.

00:11:47.100 And then Candace had a reply to Rob that kind of, I don't want to say put him in his place, but Candace's reply summed it up nicely.

00:11:54.520 Candace said, Columbia, Tennessee, is a wonderful small town that I spend time in.

00:11:58.240 The building is iconic.

00:11:59.380 They have filmed many movies in that square, including the Hannah Montana movie where Hannah walks outside of that courthouse.

00:12:04.880 Jason and his wife are wonderful people.

00:12:07.440 Yeah.

00:12:07.660 So Candace has the correct take.

00:12:10.280 The town doesn't have to be defined by its worst moment in history.

00:12:13.760 And then that worst moment in history, not everyone even fully knows what happened.

00:12:17.300 Yeah.

00:12:17.380 So there's a lot of nuance here, a lot of things.

00:12:20.220 Rob, we need better takes from you, or we're going to stop sponsoring you here on the show.

00:12:24.400 Thin Ice.

00:12:25.160 Thin Ice.

00:12:25.520 Yeah, you're on Thin Ice, Rob.

00:12:27.420 We had a song about that time you rode your Vespa to a business meeting in Miami Beach, and then you got downpoured, torrential rain downpoured on.

00:12:37.480 We're going to play the source clip from where it came from.

00:12:39.780 Here's Rob talking about it.

00:12:40.820 I just took my Vespa, my scooter, to a business lunch in Miami Beach and got caught in a torrential downpour.

00:12:50.020 And here's the song.

00:12:51.560 We're only going to play a little clip of it because Rob's on his worst behavior.

00:12:54.940 You are despicable.

00:12:56.660 Rolling up to a business meet, hop on my Vespa, cruise Miami Beach.

00:13:05.580 Clouds rolling in, I never saw it coming.

00:13:10.340 Drip drop, no top, downpoured drumming.

00:13:14.380 It's torrential, it's torrential, it's torrential.

00:13:19.960 My people, it's a presidential.

00:13:25.180 It's torrential, it's torrential, it's torrential.

00:13:29.580 My people, it's a presidential.

00:13:34.740 Cool.

00:13:35.420 All right, that's enough Rob stuff.

00:13:36.740 There you have it.

00:13:37.420 There you have it.

00:13:38.100 Rob had a bad take.

00:13:39.180 We forgive you, Rob.

00:13:40.100 We love you, Rob.

00:13:41.140 Ceviche Tennis, Cabana, Miami.

00:13:42.980 We love you.

00:13:43.800 Moving on, we're still in housekeeping.

00:13:47.280 Ice Spice, she had a music video.

00:13:51.740 Yeah.

00:13:52.120 And no one's complaining about this.

00:13:54.080 Here's her music video.

00:13:55.600 They're shooting it in the background here.

00:13:57.200 And she's moving her butt and she's bending over.

00:13:59.960 The whole town's watching.

00:14:01.080 She's shaking her shit.

00:14:02.380 No one gets mad about that.

00:14:04.640 All right, moving on.

00:14:06.780 Serious question.

00:14:08.640 Remember?

00:14:09.340 Yeah, remember that time I opted out of getting my apartment sprayed

00:14:12.680 because the people spraying for bugs.

00:14:14.960 I thought we're going to be planting bugs.

00:14:16.540 And if I said yes, I'd be consenting to the deep state planting bugs to listen to everything I do.

00:14:21.200 Yeah, I remember.

00:14:22.000 So I opted out of the bug spraying and they came around for round two and I opted out again.

00:14:26.000 And now I'm wondering, and tell me what you think here.

00:14:28.800 Follow my train of thought.

00:14:30.280 If I'm opting out of bug spray and then the rest of my building is getting bug sprayed,

00:14:35.220 does that mean that the bugs are going to flee to my unit because there's no bug spray?

00:14:41.220 And then that's the only refuge in the whole building.

00:14:42.980 Am I going to attract all the building's bugs now?

00:14:44.980 I think it depends on if your neighbors opted in or out because then there's like a wall of death surrounding you.

00:14:51.900 So that's kind of the intel you need, I think.

00:14:54.140 Okay.

00:14:54.560 To make the final decision.

00:14:55.360 I'm feeling better about it then.

00:14:56.620 Yeah.

00:14:57.100 All right, moving on.

00:14:58.100 The other day we had a stuffed crust DiGiorno pizza.

00:15:01.200 Guess how much cheese is in the crust of the stuffed crust DiGiorno pizza?

00:15:06.020 What unit of cheese am I guessing there?

00:15:08.040 Just that.

00:15:08.540 A pound of cheese?

00:15:09.580 Is that what they say?

00:15:10.300 Two and a half feet.

00:15:11.360 That's what it said on the box.

00:15:14.360 Two and a half feet of cheese.

00:15:16.480 I don't even know what that exactly means.

00:15:18.360 I guess it's a circumference reading.

00:15:20.880 I don't know.

00:15:21.520 But it's two and a half feet.

00:15:22.680 But it's like how thin is the thing?

00:15:24.020 Like you could make it probably five feet if you rolled it thinner.

00:15:26.380 It could be 10 feet.

00:15:27.240 Yeah.

00:15:27.780 But two and a half feet of cheese in the DiGiorno.

00:15:29.620 We don't eat shit like that, by the way.

00:15:31.140 Yeah, that was rare.

00:15:31.960 We had one bite.

00:15:33.740 No big deal.

00:15:34.640 We had a couple of tastes.

00:15:35.420 We just needed a taste.

00:15:36.560 All right, moving on.

00:15:38.120 There was a shark at the beach.

00:15:40.140 We have a clip of that.

00:15:41.360 Play it?

00:15:42.060 Yeah, let it rip.

00:15:46.380 So all these people are at the beach.

00:15:48.060 And this thing is in like three feet of water.

00:15:50.480 Yeah.

00:15:50.880 Just cruising.

00:15:55.380 In between people and the beach.

00:15:57.400 Yeah.

00:15:59.240 So pause real quick.

00:16:00.500 Okay.

00:16:01.980 So you guys are probably wondering, what do I do if this happens to me?

00:16:05.100 I was.

00:16:05.980 You come to the right place.

00:16:07.380 First things first, you're going to want to get out of there as fast as possible.

00:16:10.700 Just thrash your way out.

00:16:13.620 Sharks, like other animals, are scared of big, scary things.

00:16:18.060 So you're going to want to slam the water.

00:16:20.020 Start splashing the water.

00:16:21.080 Look as big as possible.

00:16:22.140 Go like this.

00:16:22.740 Start yelling.

00:16:23.500 Huge sounds.

00:16:24.640 Scare this thing off.

00:16:26.880 I'm just kidding.

00:16:27.800 I was going to say act wounded.

00:16:30.220 Act wounded and like you can't swim.

00:16:32.540 Pick a scab and start dunking in the water.

00:16:35.620 I'm just kidding.

00:16:36.700 Obviously, this thing's playing here.

00:16:38.360 I think we can kind of reevaluate sharks entirely here.

00:16:42.200 This, I mean, we should be less scared.

00:16:44.120 This thing is going in between people.

00:16:46.000 There's plenty of kids and adults to bite and eat.

00:16:49.140 And it's not doing any of that.

00:16:51.340 It's flailing.

00:16:52.400 It's going in circles.

00:16:53.700 Doesn't bite anybody.

00:16:55.220 No need to be scared of sharks.

00:16:57.040 We are now changing the rating of the ocean.

00:16:59.620 We're knocking it down.

00:17:00.700 And it is now labeled not scary.

00:17:03.260 Okay.

00:17:03.780 So we are not scared of the ocean.

00:17:05.440 I think near a beach, not scary.

00:17:08.140 Out near an oil rig or something where, you know, it gets really deep and dark.

00:17:11.940 That's still scary in my rating book.

00:17:13.480 You can make an assessment on that later.

00:17:15.040 Yeah, of course.

00:17:15.860 I mean, you're in the ocean.

00:17:16.720 You see a shark right there and you're right on the beach and no one gets attacked.

00:17:20.700 You don't have to even get out of the water.

00:17:22.100 Yeah, that's pretty good odds.

00:17:23.320 Yeah.

00:17:23.600 All right.

00:17:24.020 Moving on.

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00:18:04.440 Moving on.

00:18:04.920 We're into cringe.

00:18:05.600 That was kind of a fast housekeeping.

00:18:07.080 Nice.

00:18:07.520 Are we doing the tiki boat thing or no?

00:18:09.360 Oh, yeah.

00:18:09.840 The tiki boat thing.

00:18:10.860 That was close.

00:18:11.620 All right.

00:18:12.100 We have another thing to get named.

00:18:14.320 We tried to name those cheetahs last week and then they blocked me.

00:18:18.280 They blocked Fleckist.

00:18:19.200 They deleted hundreds of Snarf Snarf comments, which is like they might as well put a disclaimer

00:18:25.300 like disclaimer.

00:18:26.300 If anybody spams us, we're going to delete it and then not count those.

00:18:29.540 Yeah.

00:18:29.780 Pick what you want to name the cheetahs, but you can't name it Snarf Snarf.

00:18:33.440 Basically is the subtext there.

00:18:34.900 So that was fucked.

00:18:35.760 How does that work?

00:18:36.680 Blocked you.

00:18:37.560 And well, people don't realize when they have contests like naming contests.

00:18:40.680 You have to do it in a certain way where it's like we'll pick the best name.

00:18:44.060 When you say, oh, we'll pick the most popular comment, that's where we thrive.

00:18:48.940 That's where the blocks start and where we were supposed to thrive.

00:18:52.040 Yeah.

00:18:52.420 But we didn't.

00:18:53.220 So we lost that one.

00:18:54.480 They blocked me.

00:18:55.320 And I think the Lincoln Zoo or whatever hates Fleckist talks.

00:18:58.200 Yeah.

00:18:58.460 But we have a new opportunity.

00:18:59.860 This tiki boat.

00:19:01.200 I think there's two tiki boats.

00:19:02.660 Yeah.

00:19:02.800 Our newest tiki boat needs a name.

00:19:04.160 And winner receives a tiki tour for 16 on Lake George.

00:19:07.760 I don't want that.

00:19:08.980 Follow and like our page.

00:19:10.160 Comment on this post with your creative and fun tiki boat name.

00:19:13.380 All right, guys.

00:19:14.340 That's linked in the description.

00:19:16.080 Snarf Snarf or the Rob Smith Floating Cabana.

00:19:20.220 All right.

00:19:21.540 No Snarf Snarf.

00:19:22.820 Rob Smith's Floating Cabana is the name of this.

00:19:27.120 Let's get there.

00:19:27.820 Name it.

00:19:28.300 It's in the description.

00:19:29.480 Let's win one.

00:19:30.340 And if we win one and we get rewarded that 16-person St. George tiki boat cruise, I'm going to give it to one of the people who named it.

00:19:37.300 Yeah.

00:19:37.800 I'm giving that shit away.

00:19:39.360 All right.

00:19:39.980 We are out of housekeeping and we are into Cringe of the Week.

00:19:45.740 Our first clip of Cringe is the feet pics girl.

00:19:49.820 All right.

00:19:50.180 Let's see what she's up to.

00:19:51.640 You guys a couple?

00:19:52.840 Yeah.

00:19:53.580 What's one thing you dislike about each other?

00:19:55.660 I hate that she sells feet pics.

00:20:00.080 I've literally made so much money.

00:20:01.680 I bought this Prada bag and I bought him a MacBook last week.

00:20:04.900 Holy.

00:20:05.500 Where do you sell your feet pics?

00:20:06.880 Fun with feet.

00:20:08.040 What's one thing that you dislike about him then?

00:20:10.320 That he doesn't make as much money as me.

00:20:13.200 She's right about that.

00:20:14.560 Wow.

00:20:15.180 Wow.

00:20:16.000 So that's like a red flag in my mind.

00:20:18.560 Of course.

00:20:19.000 If your girlfriend's selling feet pics and buying luxury goods, buying a Prada bag, you

00:20:24.580 probably didn't pick the best one.

00:20:26.520 And she's obviously a money over everything person.

00:20:29.300 So it's like you kind of lose your-

00:20:30.320 This is like a college couple too.

00:20:31.260 Yeah.

00:20:31.540 So it's like you don't really need to be making money.

00:20:33.800 Dad's probably paying, you know.

00:20:35.400 No one really makes money, like makes money in college.

00:20:38.880 You stay afloat, right?

00:20:40.260 Yeah, exactly.

00:20:41.300 So she's selling her feet pics, anything for money.

00:20:44.400 She's basically un prostitue, as they say in French.

00:20:48.160 It's obviously the least version of prostitute, but it still is on the spectrum.

00:20:54.620 And you're selling pictures that disgusting guys are jerking off to, right?

00:20:58.900 Like, let's not like, oh, I sell feet pics.

00:21:00.880 It's like, okay, what's on the other end of that transaction?

00:21:03.160 Let's examine that for a sec.

00:21:04.520 Sorry for the vulgarity, but that's what's going on here.

00:21:07.340 And then she's mad at her boyfriend for having no one pay him to jerk off to his picture.

00:21:12.180 Yeah, there's not a market for women jerking off to this guy.

00:21:16.040 So that's what she's mad about.

00:21:17.520 So yeah, basically once you put money as the thing you value most, you'll put that, and

00:21:22.960 that'll be your like idol, and then you'll sell your soul to get that.

00:21:27.120 So there'll always be an opportunity.

00:21:28.520 Oh, if I do this, I sell this.

00:21:30.120 Oh, this one guy wants me to do that.

00:21:31.920 And then the next thing you know-

00:21:32.980 Go a little farther.

00:21:33.940 You have 100K, wow.

00:21:35.420 But then you also lost your values.

00:21:37.780 Lost your values.

00:21:39.100 Yeah.

00:21:39.500 Oh, such a cute story.

00:21:41.280 Mommy used to sell feet pics.

00:21:43.220 Oh, yeah.

00:21:43.760 You know, like it's just like-

00:21:45.520 When you're a grandparent.

00:21:46.200 A dark piece of your personal history and for what?

00:21:49.980 The $2,500 Prada bag.

00:21:52.060 Yeah, exactly.

00:21:53.260 I would, you know, obviously we have our opinions.

00:21:55.780 I'd respect it more if she goes, yeah, I've been dumping it into Nvidia, this stock, you

00:22:00.900 know, and it's over a trillion market cap now or something.

00:22:03.640 You know, if there was something really tangible to show for it, it would make it a little

00:22:07.620 less bad, but-

00:22:09.400 And then just, you know, it's obviously an issue for this guy, like-

00:22:12.660 Yeah, how did you and grandpa meet in college?

00:22:15.580 Oh, well, you know, we used to fight about her selling feet pics.

00:22:20.180 Yeah.

00:22:20.560 You know, like, is that the story you're going to tell your grandkids?

00:22:23.200 Yeah.

00:22:23.400 So, again, it's a weird shame thing and, yeah, no market for men to make money.

00:22:28.940 She complains about him making money on her doing the softest version of prostitution

00:22:33.620 is crazy to me, so-

00:22:34.840 Yeah, and I'm sure it'll only get worse.

00:22:36.560 Yeah.

00:22:37.020 Because then it'll be feet, and then it'll be, oh, here's my full body, and then without

00:22:39.880 my face, and then here's me fully naked, and then, oh, I'm going to have sex with this

00:22:44.040 guy on camera, and then now you're a prostitute.

00:22:47.380 Yep.

00:22:47.800 Again.

00:22:48.400 All right.

00:22:48.740 Slopes are slippery on everything, right, guys?

00:22:51.000 You know-

00:22:51.220 That's the theme here.

00:22:52.120 It's a slippery slope no matter what you do, as long as it's something bad.

00:22:56.020 All right, the inappropriate brunch.

00:22:59.320 Speaking of-

00:22:59.620 Speaking of your girlfriend doing bad stuff.

00:23:02.060 All right, she goes to brunch.

00:23:03.980 What the fuck brunch is this?

00:23:05.460 She's pulling her hair.

00:23:08.900 And he's-

00:23:09.320 He's just shoving a banana down her throat, and now he's feeding her grapes, and she's

00:23:14.640 licking his finger?

00:23:16.100 Yeah, that's how you eat a banana?

00:23:17.420 You feed a banana, like, you're-

00:23:19.100 And that's good because the waiter's hot?

00:23:21.680 Are you going to, like, fuck the waiter?

00:23:23.000 Is that what's going on?

00:23:24.200 Is that what's happening at this brunch?

00:23:25.540 You're going to-

00:23:26.580 But don't forget, low IQ people are very-

00:23:29.020 Like, they're overly sexual.

00:23:30.920 Okay.

00:23:31.220 So, like, they like that, the overly sexual stuff.

00:23:34.180 That's, like, a low IQ trait.

00:23:35.520 Okay.

00:23:36.040 You're kind of out of control.

00:23:36.900 You can't control that part of your brain.

00:23:38.360 I don't get how doing a raw banana down here with, like, me two inches from your face.

00:23:44.720 I don't-

00:23:45.500 What's the appeal?

00:23:46.560 You didn't even bite it.

00:23:48.260 I don't know what's going on.

00:23:49.720 So, feet pick girls, banana, slut brunch.

00:23:53.320 Does this woman have a boyfriend?

00:23:55.080 She's letting this guy, this waiter-

00:23:57.140 I'll go to brunch with my friends.

00:23:58.540 It's like, oh, fine.

00:23:59.320 Oh, okay.

00:23:59.800 I'm going to play video games.

00:24:01.600 I'll see you when you get home.

00:24:02.360 You see the videos.

00:24:04.780 So, man.

00:24:05.520 All right.

00:24:06.280 I'm sensing a theme here, though.

00:24:07.780 Yeah.

00:24:08.100 And it gets-

00:24:08.680 I don't know if it gets worse, but it continues to be bad.

00:24:11.480 Okay.

00:24:11.700 The next girl, how she gets free drinks.

00:24:13.940 You need to look for a guy who looks like they have a super big ego.

00:24:17.620 The bigger the ego, the better.

00:24:18.860 And the easier that this is probably going to be.

00:24:20.700 Next, what you're going to do is you're going to go up to him.

00:24:22.500 You're going to approach him.

00:24:23.300 You're going to be like, hey, like, what are you drinking tonight?

00:24:25.460 Like, what are you about to order?

00:24:26.840 He's going to tell you.

00:24:27.700 So, let's say he's like, oh, I'm about to order a tequila soda.

00:24:30.880 You can either be like, oh, I love tequila sodas.

00:24:32.780 Or you can be like, oh, I was going to order a vodka crayon.

00:24:35.360 I would love to buy your drink.

00:24:36.660 Can I buy you a drink?

00:24:37.860 Like I said, the ego is a big factor in this.

00:24:40.660 99% of the time, they are going to look at you and they're going to be like, what?

00:24:45.400 No.

00:24:45.940 What?

00:24:46.240 Like, let me buy you a drink.

00:24:47.560 The f***.

00:24:49.580 Wow.

00:24:50.460 You know how to work a bar.

00:24:52.180 What a lovely skill.

00:24:54.600 You know how to work a bar and trick guys so you can drink alcohol for free.

00:24:58.400 She's like a pool hall hustler.

00:25:01.020 She's like, okay, so here's how to find a mark.

00:25:03.780 It's all the same thing.

00:25:05.280 Yeah, exactly.

00:25:05.920 You find a guy with a big ego and then you bluff and you offer to pay and then he'll come

00:25:10.900 over the top and pay and now you tricked him into a free $11 drink.

00:25:14.560 Yeah.

00:25:15.080 Oh, now you can drink alcohol for free with, you know, nice.

00:25:18.880 So, what's going on?

00:25:19.720 What's going on with these women?

00:25:21.140 I don't know.

00:25:21.780 I feel bad for this person.

00:25:23.000 If I met her and she was trying to do this hustle, I'd go, hey, how about I just buy

00:25:26.560 you a drink?

00:25:27.040 You don't have to even talk to me.

00:25:27.920 I feel sorry for you.

00:25:29.280 I'll just buy you a drink.

00:25:30.660 You know, it's $10.

00:25:32.440 It's all good.

00:25:33.100 You don't have to even talk to me.

00:25:34.300 I've actually done that before in New York when I would like go out.

00:25:37.320 It was sometimes if someone's sitting next to me, I'd buy him a drink and then I would

00:25:39.740 just let him have it and then walk away.

00:25:41.880 And then that's actually a better move.

00:25:43.640 That's a good move.

00:25:44.660 Yeah.

00:25:44.900 It's like, oh yeah, you just have it.

00:25:45.620 All right, see ya.

00:25:46.160 And they're like, you're not going to even, you're not expecting a conversation?

00:25:49.000 It's just a freebie.

00:25:50.260 Free fun one.

00:25:51.320 I just feel like I'm wasting the bartender's time if my tab's $10.

00:25:54.280 Yeah.

00:25:54.780 But man, I just think it's like this pool hall hustler mentality.

00:25:58.580 It's like she's chewing on a toothpick and then sees a group of three guys looks at it

00:26:02.240 and she goes, bingo.

00:26:03.800 Yeah.

00:26:04.060 Here they come.

00:26:05.580 With a cigarette behind her ear.

00:26:06.900 So what a bad way to live, you know?

00:26:08.840 And then guys, if you're one of these guys at the bar who might be on the other end of

00:26:12.500 this, it's like some girls out there, not all, but some girls have a four-step plan to

00:26:17.160 get you to buy them a drink.

00:26:18.440 So just watch out.

00:26:19.480 Yeah.

00:26:19.660 So if a girl offers to buy, just go, oh, that's nice of your shirt.

00:26:22.520 Thank you.

00:26:23.060 Call the bluff.

00:26:23.980 Thank you very much.

00:26:24.900 She puts down her debit card with $38 on it and she's handing it to the guy like this.

00:26:29.420 Yeah, exactly.

00:26:30.720 All right.

00:26:31.120 Moving on.

00:26:33.080 Jeopardy?

00:26:33.760 Yeah.

00:26:34.060 So Jeopardy released, I don't know who did this, New York Post released this story of

00:26:38.040 the hottest contestant ever.

00:26:39.780 Yeah.

00:26:40.500 What does it say?

00:26:41.320 Hottest contestant ever on Jeopardy, Angie Nyquist reveals X-rated fan requests.

00:26:46.360 And I'm guessing this woman's like on a winning streak because they usually, Jeopardy usually

00:26:51.580 does PR to drum up things when people are on a win streak or to get viewers like Ken Jennings

00:26:55.600 goes for 15th in a row, you know?

00:26:57.320 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

00:26:58.940 And they call her the hottest and that's, you know, we're not going to, that's a, it would

00:27:02.500 be a low class thing for this show if we were to say, she's not hot.

00:27:06.100 All these people are hotter than her.

00:27:07.960 You know, we're not going to do that and like talk about someone's looks, but they kind of

00:27:11.400 threw her in the fire a little bit by saying hot is contesting because you do that online.

00:27:15.740 Now everyone online is going to either be saying, yeah, she's so hot.

00:27:19.400 Here's all this disgusting stuff I want to do.

00:27:21.880 Yeah.

00:27:22.200 Or they're going to say, and she's not hot.

00:27:23.880 She looks like blah, blah, blah, or she looks like whatever.

00:27:26.100 And they're going to be rude to her.

00:27:27.480 So they're kind of like involving her in a conversation.

00:27:30.500 She probably doesn't want to be involved in.

00:27:32.340 Yeah.

00:27:32.480 This poor woman is sent into the wood chipper of degeneracy of the internet, you know, just

00:27:37.300 like, no, she's not hot.

00:27:38.540 Yeah, she is.

00:27:39.240 And it's like, do you want, like you're on Jeopardy winning with your mind.

00:27:42.600 Do you want the conversation to be hotness on the internet from people who are just like

00:27:46.980 porn addicted?

00:27:47.840 Like, no, like trolls.

00:27:50.320 So, uh, yeah, I thought whoever did this, whoever made this PR package and sent it out to

00:27:54.860 the New York post or whatever, really put her on a path to get massacred.

00:27:58.520 Yeah, exactly.

00:27:59.300 It's not very considerate.

00:28:01.000 And also keep in mind TV, I consider to be just like a leftist progressive tool for propaganda,

00:28:08.120 right?

00:28:09.080 So if you look at it from that perspective, who should the hottest person in Jeopardy history

00:28:14.140 be?

00:28:14.860 It's easy.

00:28:15.840 Yeah.

00:28:16.520 Amy Schneider.

00:28:17.620 Should be Amy.

00:28:19.300 Man's arm tattoo, Amy Schneider.

00:28:21.500 That's who the hottest person on Jeopardy is.

00:28:23.540 Look at that tattoo.

00:28:24.040 Look at her.

00:28:24.600 Yeah.

00:28:24.960 She's my favorite.

00:28:26.020 Beauty and brains.

00:28:27.100 Um, and well, actually she might not be labeled the hottest, but she would win Miss Jeopardy.

00:28:31.920 Yeah.

00:28:32.500 That's a good point.

00:28:33.440 Her.

00:28:34.100 Amy Schneider.

00:28:35.520 We love her.

00:28:36.460 She's like the more palatable, uh, Rachel Levine.

00:28:39.620 Yeah.

00:28:40.040 They're similar.

00:28:40.800 Yeah.

00:28:41.080 They're similar.

00:28:41.620 They come from, they're cut from the same cloth.

00:28:43.120 They're late in life trans.

00:28:44.480 So it's really just like putting on a dress and growing your stringy hair out.

00:28:48.700 Exactly.

00:28:49.500 All right.

00:28:49.820 Moving on, uh, the butter art.

00:28:52.060 Yeah.

00:28:52.760 Let's see.

00:28:53.540 Let's see what art looks like these days.

00:29:00.420 Pause real quick.

00:29:01.540 So that guy kneeling, watching, he's actually worse than the butter artist.

00:29:06.400 Yeah.

00:29:06.680 Because she's just being a Muppet and, you know, she's a moron, whatever.

00:29:10.960 That guy watching.

00:29:11.720 She's low IQ.

00:29:12.560 She's dumb.

00:29:13.120 She's a shock value.

00:29:14.420 You know.

00:29:14.540 She's hitting butter with a, with a string.

00:29:16.900 Yeah.

00:29:17.220 What do you, you know, she's, she's nothing.

00:29:19.480 Uh, but the guy watching on his knees as if he's, you know, seeing the unveiling of

00:29:24.460 the Michelangelo or something.

00:29:26.820 Yeah.

00:29:27.560 What's the called?

00:29:28.160 The, what the, what the Sistine chapel.

00:29:30.480 Yeah.

00:29:30.920 No, the, the, the statue, David.

00:29:33.180 Oh yeah.

00:29:33.600 By Michelangelo.

00:29:34.500 Yeah.

00:29:34.700 Yeah.

00:29:34.940 Yeah.

00:29:35.540 Michelangelo also did the Sistine chapel, right?

00:29:37.340 Yeah.

00:29:37.760 That's what art used to be.

00:29:38.840 Now it's this.

00:29:39.680 And then like people are probably watching like, what's it all mean?

00:29:42.300 Like, what is this?

00:29:43.180 What's this symbolizing?

00:29:44.380 What's the, what does it mean?

00:29:45.680 And it's like, Oh, it's nothing.

00:29:46.720 It's just a non-binary art school kid who chain smokes cigarettes and has stinky armpits

00:29:51.280 and a buzzed head.

00:29:52.280 Yeah.

00:29:52.560 She bought 10 pounds of butter from the store.

00:29:54.540 Yeah.

00:29:55.020 They is a moron.

00:29:57.180 That's like, that's what it is.

00:29:58.400 She doesn't even know what gender she is.

00:29:59.480 There's zero depth to this butter experiment.

00:30:02.260 It doesn't have to mean anything.

00:30:03.680 All right.

00:30:04.640 Let's go to the back on estrogen guy.

00:30:07.660 Yeah.

00:30:08.300 All right.

00:30:08.900 Taking my HRT in the CVS parking lot.

00:30:11.520 Cause I haven't had estrogen in like a month.

00:30:14.200 Woman moment.

00:30:18.180 Down the fucking hash.

00:30:19.960 I'm so excited to be back on estrogen.

00:30:21.900 This is so fucking fun.

00:30:24.300 Is, isn't that exactly how a guy would explain this?

00:30:28.580 Yeah.

00:30:29.000 It's like, Oh, you're back.

00:30:29.700 And it's like, Oh, we're back in estrogen, bro.

00:30:31.460 Down the fucking hash.

00:30:32.740 Let's go.

00:30:33.680 Like, that's what a guy does.

00:30:35.280 That's like, you've just sunk a cup in beer pong.

00:30:37.840 And you're like, let's fucking go, bro.

00:30:39.940 Down the hatch.

00:30:41.880 Let's go.

00:30:43.300 Yeah.

00:30:43.520 So yeah.

00:30:44.480 She's not really realized.

00:30:46.260 That's why they needed the estrogen probably.

00:30:48.160 Oh, a hundred percent.

00:30:48.860 They knocked that out of them.

00:30:50.000 And they, them's reveal themselves.

00:30:51.740 You know, it's just like, nah, that's a guy.

00:30:53.920 I know that behavior.

00:30:54.920 I've seen it before.

00:30:55.700 Down the hatch.

00:30:56.340 Show the Adam's apple.

00:30:57.640 All right.

00:30:58.240 Go live your pretend life.

00:30:59.460 That's why this part of the show is the non-binary spiraling.

00:31:02.740 And our next one, the NB non-binary girl.

00:31:06.940 This is one of our faves.

00:31:08.800 I'm non-binary.

00:31:09.860 And this is why I use this abbreviation and not this one.

00:31:13.960 E-N-B-Y or NB is actually a phonetic pronunciation of NB for non-binary.

00:31:21.140 So then why don't I just use NB?

00:31:23.380 Because NB originated from the black community to mean non-black.

00:31:27.060 It predates the term non-binary.

00:31:30.040 Because I'm white and because the black community has asked us not to use it.

00:31:32.860 So I'm going to listen and respect that.

00:31:34.880 It's that simple.

00:31:35.560 The black community has asked.

00:31:36.560 Yeah.

00:31:36.940 The memo goes out on like a Bloomberg terminal.

00:31:40.440 Like, hello, they, them's.

00:31:42.300 Like, new alert.

00:31:43.260 Yeah.

00:31:43.720 NB equals non-black now.

00:31:45.920 Cease and desist.

00:31:46.960 Any other NBs, no longer.

00:31:49.340 And then this person is non-binary.

00:31:51.160 And I'm telling you, this person is non-binary just so every person she meets, she has leverage on them and she can correct them.

00:31:59.120 So they go, hey, how you doing, miss?

00:32:00.400 And it's like, oh, I'm actually non-binary.

00:32:02.880 She just wants that leverage.

00:32:03.640 So you're on your heels immediately.

00:32:04.940 Exactly.

00:32:05.460 Whoa.

00:32:05.940 She wants to automatically correct anyone that comes her way and tries to talk to her.

00:32:10.680 She wants the leverage and to be talking down and correcting someone and educating someone.

00:32:15.080 So that's why she's non-binary.

00:32:16.760 I'm non-binary.

00:32:17.600 That's why I talk like a girl, have a nose ring like a girl, earrings like a girl, hair like a girl.

00:32:22.640 I wear a halter top or whatever this thing is.

00:32:24.980 Yeah.

00:32:25.680 I'm 100% a girl, but I'm non-binary because I want that handshake.

00:32:29.160 I want my hand to be on top of yours when we shake hands.

00:32:31.440 Yeah.

00:32:31.820 And you're not progressive enough and you're wrong for calling me a girl, even though that's exactly what I look like.

00:32:36.240 So we basically need a 5150, that person.

00:32:38.960 Yeah.

00:32:39.140 Um, and it's also like, Oh, I say NB now instead of NB and it's the same thing.

00:32:45.260 And it's one fake thing that got usurped by another fake thing.

00:32:48.980 Yeah.

00:32:49.360 That's a good point.

00:32:50.260 So it's like a tower of cards that's like destined to fall down because nothing matters.

00:32:55.720 And they're doing their own hierarchies just based on oppression, as we've seen with everything, basically.

00:33:01.800 Like, Oh, that thing we made up.

00:33:03.420 Turns out someone else made something else up.

00:33:05.840 Sooner.

00:33:06.340 Slightly before ours.

00:33:07.860 So our made up thing is actually voided.

00:33:10.840 Ah.

00:33:11.360 Moving on.

00:33:12.140 I love the idea of like a little terminal, like a little Bloomberg, like a message goes out.

00:33:17.680 The tickers come across the bottom.

00:33:19.660 All right.

00:33:20.040 Last piece of cringe, the literal non-binary Muppet person.

00:33:23.860 Hi, everyone.

00:33:24.540 Hi, everyone.

00:33:26.080 I'm Leslie, and my pronouns are they, them.

00:33:29.140 And I'm Ray.

00:33:30.300 My pronouns are also they, them.

00:33:32.180 Pause real quick.

00:33:33.660 We can see your mouth moving.

00:33:35.200 She's not even ventriloquisting.

00:33:36.980 You're not even trying.

00:33:37.840 You're just going like this, and you're doing two at once.

00:33:40.340 We can see your mouth moving.

00:33:41.480 This is poor ventriloquism.

00:33:43.720 Yeah.

00:33:44.260 This is poor.

00:33:45.080 This is a poor presentation of whatever you're trying to accomplish.

00:33:47.760 Keep it going.

00:33:48.580 All right.

00:33:48.980 What are we celebrating this week, Ray?

00:33:51.180 It is non-binary awareness week.

00:33:53.840 And what does that mean?

00:33:55.720 Well, that means if you don't feel like a boy in your heart, or a girl in your heart,

00:34:00.140 or if you feel like neither.

00:34:02.320 Pause it real quick.

00:34:03.040 We're done with this.

00:34:04.000 But she could have moved the thing in front, like, so the shoulder of the Muppet is covering

00:34:09.620 her mouth if she's not good enough to hide it like Jeff Dunham does.

00:34:13.500 Yeah.

00:34:14.040 I don't think she's thinking.

00:34:15.400 She's not much of a thinker.

00:34:16.940 She's a repeater.

00:34:18.040 She'll repeat the phrases, but she doesn't, you know, there's no creativity there.

00:34:21.140 She's barely in charge of that Muppet.

00:34:23.360 She's losing control of the Muppet.

00:34:25.860 It's 50-50.

00:34:26.820 They both share the same amount of brain power.

00:34:29.720 And then there was a meme that went around of, like, this is who you're arguing with

00:34:32.900 when you're arguing online sometimes.

00:34:34.680 Don't forget.

00:34:35.540 Yeah.

00:34:36.180 You've been in Sisyphus.

00:34:37.260 Yeah, exactly.

00:34:38.440 He says, the problem with the internet is you can spend 20 minutes arguing with someone

00:34:42.100 who actually looks like this.

00:34:44.120 This is some, what does it say?

00:34:45.400 This just isn't someone you'd pay attention to normally.

00:34:48.460 Yeah.

00:34:48.620 So in real life, a lot of times when you're fighting online, these are people you'd see

00:34:53.120 at the coffee shop and go, oh, you're a joke.

00:34:55.300 You'd avoid them completely.

00:34:56.980 Yeah.

00:34:57.140 You have a mask on, bagel cream cheese.

00:34:59.300 Yeah.

00:34:59.540 Let me know when I can leave.

00:35:00.780 I have nothing to talk to you about.

00:35:02.440 And yet here I am arguing on the computer.

00:35:04.520 Yeah, exactly.

00:35:05.640 All right.

00:35:05.960 We're out of cringe.

00:35:06.980 Friendly reminder for you guys who might be into the comment wars or something like that.

00:35:10.560 Yeah.

00:35:10.760 You know, it's kind of a waste of time a lot.

00:35:12.460 It really is.

00:35:13.660 All right.

00:35:14.000 We are into Urban Decay.

00:35:15.920 We have a really, I don't want to say strong Urban Decay, but it's something.

00:35:20.980 Okay.

00:35:21.620 Scratch the Coochie Girl.

00:35:23.020 This is kind of a vulgar episode, guys.

00:35:24.740 So I apologize if you're a parent or an older watcher who doesn't usually hear us covering

00:35:30.140 these disgusting things.

00:35:31.160 Hey, it's an evil world we live in, right?

00:35:33.160 It's a dark and ugly thing.

00:35:34.400 And we're going to cover some of these coochie scratchers.

00:35:38.120 All right.

00:35:38.700 Let it rip.

00:35:39.320 I'm trying to get my coochie scratch.

00:35:41.800 I'm trying to get my coochie scratch and eat a nigga ass.

00:35:45.200 We be eating niggas ass today in London.

00:35:48.760 Period.

00:35:49.760 I'm trying to get this coochie scratch.

00:35:54.120 Okay.

00:35:55.300 And everyone wants to fight racism, you know?

00:35:58.240 That's so important.

00:35:59.140 Yeah.

00:35:59.500 Racism so bad.

00:36:00.200 But then you have clips like that.

00:36:02.320 That doesn't help.

00:36:03.600 It doesn't make it easy.

00:36:05.040 It's kind of like, hmm, can I defend this even?

00:36:07.940 Yeah.

00:36:08.260 If I'm an anti-racist handbook.

00:36:11.220 And what that person is doing is like they're attention seeking.

00:36:13.860 But people, you know, who like attention too much, they'll try to get attention for positive

00:36:18.360 reasons.

00:36:19.100 But then there's some people who have their brains wired like a kid, like a child.

00:36:23.180 And they'll just try to get attention by any means necessary, even if it's negative attention.

00:36:27.120 And that's what she's doing.

00:36:29.060 It's like a little kid who knocks over a pot to get their mom to like look at them.

00:36:32.900 Yeah.

00:36:33.180 And that's what like a five-year-old would do.

00:36:35.060 Yeah.

00:36:35.360 But that's what she's doing.

00:36:36.600 And she's an adult.

00:36:37.640 And she's still doing that same low emotional intelligence, like getting attention, causing

00:36:43.380 a scene, even though it's for something disgusting that makes you look bad.

00:36:46.560 You just want the attention.

00:36:48.140 Yeah.

00:36:48.380 And it's kind of similar to the person in our next clip, the kid dunking the basketball.

00:36:56.820 He just wrecks the thing.

00:37:00.960 And you can tell by the way he's exiting and he's like going like this.

00:37:03.820 He's flailing.

00:37:04.480 It's like the Twitch TikTok energy where you're almost doing like a thumbnail face where you're

00:37:09.480 like trying to get out.

00:37:11.060 It's like the Looney Tunes run where it's a cloud of dust and your legs are pumping before,

00:37:14.820 you know?

00:37:15.340 So it's the same thing.

00:37:16.120 And that's literally a kid trying to get attention for negative behavior.

00:37:21.160 And some people will say, oh, that's just kids being kids.

00:37:24.260 Yeah, exactly.

00:37:25.380 Not me.

00:37:26.240 That might be.

00:37:26.880 Did you ever do that?

00:37:27.780 I never did that shit.

00:37:29.180 Oh, it's kids being kids.

00:37:30.400 I never did shit like that.

00:37:31.680 Not even close.

00:37:32.340 Here's the thing.

00:37:33.000 When it comes to kids being kids, right?

00:37:35.580 It's like, oh, yeah, these kids, they knocked over my mailbox.

00:37:39.380 Oh, these kids, they stole a gnome from my garden.

00:37:42.700 Even kids being kids, you're not you're trying not to get caught.

00:37:46.500 Yeah.

00:37:46.720 You know what I mean?

00:37:47.360 Or in high school, we used to smash mailboxes as a joke sometimes.

00:37:50.860 And that was like in the middle of the night.

00:37:52.720 Exactly.

00:37:53.160 We would run and hide and be scared.

00:37:54.900 And so this is like, yeah, it'd be like, oh, my God, what did I just do?

00:37:57.940 But this kid, this daytime, like in front of a carnival employee thing.

00:38:03.360 On camera.

00:38:04.480 Yeah.

00:38:04.940 It gets a little darker when it's like that.

00:38:07.820 Broad daylight in front of everybody on camera, hoping it goes viral on the internet.

00:38:12.440 It's not like it's going viral because we caught you.

00:38:14.300 We filmed it.

00:38:14.920 Yeah.

00:38:15.200 You released this.

00:38:16.460 It's no fear, no respect, not even the thought of getting in serious trouble for destroying

00:38:21.180 like a carnival thing meant for six year olds and you're 14 or 15, you know, you wrecked

00:38:26.660 it getting, you know, these are the types of kids that will be shooting people in a couple

00:38:30.140 of years.

00:38:30.540 Yeah.

00:38:30.700 And this kid will be yelling about getting his coochie or his ass eight.

00:38:33.680 He's the other end of the spectrum, right?

00:38:35.620 Yeah.

00:38:35.900 He's looking for the girl.

00:38:37.500 Who wants to stay coochie scratched?

00:38:39.960 That's the call.

00:38:41.000 So we'll see him in 10 years in London and that'll be that.

00:38:43.760 Yeah.

00:38:44.000 And I'll still avoid him then, you know?

00:38:45.860 Exactly.

00:38:46.840 All right.

00:38:47.320 Let's move on to the split the check people.

00:38:49.300 There was a fight over an expensive $4,600 dinner for someone's birthday.

00:38:55.940 Hey, so I see that video went really viral.

00:38:58.600 The bill was like $4,600.

00:39:00.740 That's why I didn't want to split it.

00:39:02.320 This was a very expensive restaurant.

00:39:03.820 Look, they're even giving hot towels.

00:39:05.480 So I'm going to show y'all the whole video so you can see what actually happened.

00:39:08.480 Get the check, bro.

00:39:08.960 I'm tired of this s***.

00:39:10.000 It's her birthday.

00:39:11.620 Like, it's my f***ing birthday.

00:39:12.980 Why the f*** should I have to pay for something on my birthday, right?

00:39:15.880 Y'all, oh, no.

00:39:17.020 But no, but what I'm saying is, why would I pay for something?

00:39:20.020 I didn't buy, I'm only paying for what's on the check.

00:39:21.920 I'm not splitting the beer, shawty.

00:39:23.460 That's crazy.

00:39:24.380 You expect us to split the beer?

00:39:25.600 My thing is, you got lamb chop, you got steak, you got some money.

00:39:28.960 Look at all that, look at what all that got.

00:39:30.500 They talking about split the beer.

00:39:31.520 What did you come out for?

00:39:32.420 What did you come out for?

00:39:33.880 We come together, we split the beer.

00:39:36.460 My thing is, y'all doing way too much.

00:39:40.020 We didn't order all that.

00:39:41.280 But what I'm saying is, I'm not paying for that.

00:39:43.560 That is it, baby.

00:39:44.540 So, we get what happened.

00:39:46.100 It's a 5K dinner.

00:39:47.300 Girls ran it up.

00:39:48.600 The birthday girl ran it way up.

00:39:50.640 Had all her friends there.

00:39:52.220 And then she's mad that she's going to maybe have to pay.

00:39:54.980 Well, first of all, if you're doing a 5K dinner and then you're going to argue over splitting the bill,

00:39:59.840 you're not ready for a 5K dinner.

00:40:01.500 Pretty much.

00:40:02.080 You need someone to daddy boy you.

00:40:03.660 Yeah, you need someone to be in charge who's willing to take a hit.

00:40:06.460 And you know ahead of time.

00:40:07.400 Or you're not ready.

00:40:08.680 Yeah.

00:40:09.240 And these people, what would you say the age is?

00:40:11.880 26 to 30?

00:40:13.080 Something like that?

00:40:13.820 These people should know better, right?

00:40:15.120 Yeah.

00:40:15.480 And have you ever, have you recently gone out to a 5K dinner?

00:40:18.560 No.

00:40:18.940 I've not been out to a 5K dinner in like maybe ever.

00:40:22.640 I actually don't believe in like 10 to 12 people dinners.

00:40:27.060 Yeah.

00:40:27.200 I think they're a nightmare.

00:40:29.200 And I know they happen sometimes, big families, big stuff like that.

00:40:32.560 But it's not really my style because you can only talk to maybe three people.

00:40:36.400 Yeah.

00:40:37.240 And then that bill comes.

00:40:38.760 And it's ugly.

00:40:39.600 And it gets greasy.

00:40:40.460 Basically what we have here is people trying to do a classy thing, go to a nice expensive dinner,

00:40:46.540 but you have no class.

00:40:47.680 So it devolves into a yelling thing like, we came together, we all do it together.

00:40:52.500 And then once you hear people start shouting the same thing, like, I ain't splitting the bill.

00:40:56.460 I ain't splitting the bill.

00:40:57.780 Then this is going to be the thing.

00:40:59.260 Then it's going to be a smash.

00:41:00.520 The tablecloth comes out.

00:41:01.580 Someone runs out.

00:41:03.060 My thing is if you start hearing that yelling in the nice restaurant,

00:41:07.780 that's when you quietly back away from the table.

00:41:10.280 You contact the waiter in private.

00:41:11.760 You say, hey, I'd like to pay for my portion.

00:41:13.520 This is what I had.

00:41:14.460 I know that's a burden on you, but people are yelling in the restaurant.

00:41:18.140 And I'm not associated with the yelling in the restaurant crew.

00:41:20.680 Yeah.

00:41:21.340 That's a key is I'm never associated with the yelling in the restaurant crew.

00:41:25.680 Yelling in a restaurant or just yelling in general is one way to have me never hang out with you again.

00:41:31.100 Yeah.

00:41:31.580 Richard Rappoy can attest to that.

00:41:33.320 I yelled in a restaurant once.

00:41:35.240 I was on timeout.

00:41:36.680 No, I'm kidding.

00:41:37.580 Richard Rappoy can attest.

00:41:38.680 If we hang out with new people or different people in our friend groups and a new person comes around and they're yelling and obnoxious,

00:41:44.640 he'll look at me sometimes and I'll look at him and it's like, this person is never coming around again.

00:41:49.460 Yeah.

00:41:49.700 That's the absolute last time.

00:41:52.120 All right.

00:41:52.660 Moving on.

00:41:53.440 Herman Grimm.

00:41:54.220 So there was a test in New York for teachers, right?

00:41:58.840 Yeah.

00:41:59.280 And it disproportionately resulted in the failing of the test by people of color.

00:42:05.840 Blacks and Latinos are the ones who were affected.

00:42:08.400 So too many blacks and Latinos failed a test.

00:42:11.580 And because of that, they sued.

00:42:13.300 And now New York is paying out $1.8 billion of taxpayer funds to all these people.

00:42:19.680 To roughly 5,200 black and Hispanic ex-Big Apple teachers and once inspiring educators who didn't pass the test that they needed to.

00:42:27.280 So everyone will say, oh, white privilege, white privilege.

00:42:30.740 If I fail a test, I don't get hired as a teacher.

00:42:33.760 If this black person fails a test, they sue and they get every dollar they would have made in a 40-year career, paid up front at once, as well as the value of a 401k they would have had.

00:42:46.260 The pension.

00:42:46.940 The pension all at once.

00:42:48.840 And this guy got $2 million.

00:42:50.280 Plus health insurance.

00:42:51.560 Plus health insurance.

00:42:52.620 $2 million awarded to this guy and then paid out to 5,200 other people.

00:42:56.280 $1.8 billion in taxpayer funds.

00:42:58.740 Yeah.

00:42:59.360 And, you know, this speaks for itself, right?

00:43:02.440 I did a little research into it.

00:43:05.220 It was a liberal judge who had decided just this insufferable-looking white woman, $1.8 billion of taxpayer money in a city that, like, desperately needs money going to people who failed a test.

00:43:17.140 I looked up one of the test questions.

00:43:18.840 It was, like, three-fourths is best represented in a numerical value, and it's, like, between 0.6 and 0.8.

00:43:26.800 And, like, it was just, like, a fraction question.

00:43:29.840 It wasn't even hard math.

00:43:30.980 It wasn't even hard.

00:43:32.160 Just, like, how big is three-quarters of something?

00:43:34.600 And then all these people who just failed a test, you know, my main issue is, like, how do you prove that a test is biased without, like, it actually having some question that only white people would know?

00:43:49.940 Yeah.

00:43:50.120 Because I think if a black person had taken this test and passed, then that means it's not biased at all.

00:43:56.340 Yeah.

00:43:56.640 So, like, that interpretation of whether or not something was biased was basically left up to this liberal judge, and now New York City taxpayers are lighting $1.8 billion on fire.

00:44:07.500 Yeah.

00:44:07.920 When you're shopping for SPF 50, and it, you know—

00:44:11.740 Exactly.

00:44:12.060 It costs $10, but it's 20% off, and it's, like, I don't know about suntan lotion.

00:44:17.320 That's not fair.

00:44:18.220 I've never shopped for SPF 50.

00:44:19.660 Just take it.

00:44:20.760 Do we want to play the video of this guy getting interviewed in his home where his smoke alarm won't stop chirping, or no?

00:44:24.960 Yep. Let me intro it real quick.

00:44:26.520 This guy, this is the guy who got $2 million.

00:44:29.080 He's the guy who failed—one of the guys who failed the test.

00:44:31.540 And as he's talking to the camera, his smoke alarm, the chirping sound for when your battery's out of your smoke alarm, it goes off three times.

00:44:38.780 So that's the kind of people we're dealing with.

00:44:40.100 They knew I wasn't taking them serious.

00:44:42.040 One.

00:44:42.400 Because I just wasn't taking them serious.

00:44:44.560 You know why you would you send me letters and tell me about Austin, because I know—

00:44:49.660 Lawsuit either they go through or they won't go through.

00:44:53.040 You know, from reading, hearing news, and all that stuff.

00:44:56.800 And I know a couple people that had—well, not an education, but they went through lawsuits.

00:45:03.620 And they didn't win or anything like that.

00:45:05.920 So, to me, this, like, fabric.

00:45:09.720 You know, you the—you know, but it's—when I—

00:45:14.480 So, another chirp.

00:45:16.180 That's who gets the money.

00:45:17.300 The guy who doesn't even replace the battery in a smoke alarm.

00:45:19.740 He's not smart enough to do that.

00:45:21.180 He just gets accustomed to the sound.

00:45:23.260 And not a very articulate or smart-sounding guy.

00:45:26.180 That interview was pretty lackluster.

00:45:28.200 Either the lawsuit goes through or it doesn't go through.

00:45:30.900 And I should have been a teacher, and so I need $2 million.

00:45:34.820 It's—it's very, very blackpilling to see this, that there are judgments based on skin color.

00:45:41.120 We have no recourse.

00:45:42.220 I failed a test.

00:45:42.920 I failed that test.

00:45:44.040 Yeah.

00:45:44.420 There's no—there's nothing to fall back on.

00:45:46.880 But apparently, for some other people, there are—there's things you can fall back on.

00:45:50.940 And you know—

00:45:51.420 Racism.

00:45:52.120 Exactly.

00:45:52.540 It's always going to be—racism is the reason.

00:45:54.360 And you know how the government can't really do too much climate change stuff because it would be government overreach.

00:46:02.180 So instead, they're going through corporations and doing the ESG stuff.

00:46:05.060 Yeah.

00:46:05.320 And they're kind of like backdooring through getting what they want accomplished through huge corporations that are almost just as powerful, if not more powerful, than the government.

00:46:13.600 Yep.

00:46:14.080 So they're doing that.

00:46:15.080 I think that's the same for reparations.

00:46:16.640 And what we're going to see is like reparations is going to be tough to officially just give everyone a check for a certain amount of money.

00:46:23.580 But—

00:46:24.020 Every court case, tie goes to the runner.

00:46:25.720 Exactly.

00:46:26.220 And the runner is the racism black guy.

00:46:28.520 Every court case or something like this happens, and it's somewhat race-related, it's going to go automatically to the person of color, and it's going to be a full payout, whatever they want.

00:46:37.260 And it's just going to be a backdoor way of doing reparations is how I see it.

00:46:41.800 It's getting sad.

00:46:42.520 It's getting ugly.

00:46:43.140 Like, I'm going to pay taxes at the end of this year and just write a check, and I'll buy half of a bomb for Ukraine.

00:46:50.700 I'll pay for, you know, some black guy who failed a test.

00:46:54.360 I'll pay out his shit, and then it'll be like, all right, and then you have $3 left for the roads.

00:46:59.620 Yeah.

00:46:59.960 And I'll be like, okay, the roads that are from 1971, the bridge.

00:47:04.220 Yeah.

00:47:05.080 And my parents will say, oh, you ever going to move back to New York?

00:47:08.620 Why?

00:47:08.960 God give $2 million to that guy?

00:47:12.280 Not going to do it.

00:47:14.400 I'm out.

00:47:15.140 All right.

00:47:15.440 Moving on.

00:47:15.920 We're still in Urban Decay.

00:47:17.220 The guy who pulls the bus on the gun driver.

00:47:20.640 Yeah.

00:47:20.980 You got that wording right.

00:47:23.420 It was around 11.15 in the morning when passenger Omari Tobias asked the driver, David Fullard, if he could get off the bus in between the stops.

00:47:31.980 I want to get off.

00:47:32.660 I want to get off.

00:47:33.400 I want to get off.

00:47:34.160 A few minutes later, Tobias can be seen pulling out a gun and walking towards Fullard.

00:47:48.940 That's when Fullard pulls out his own gun.

00:47:51.660 Both start shooting.

00:47:52.940 As shots ring out, two other passengers can be seen running to the back of the bus, both ducking for cover by the rear doors.

00:48:06.440 Fullard then stops the bus and gets out of his seat to talk to Tobias.

00:48:11.180 To talk to Tobias.

00:48:16.420 So they keep going and they keep shooting and that's it.

00:48:20.660 I'm actually fine with how this played out.

00:48:22.400 I love it.

00:48:23.580 I was saying, I think maybe last week, we need more bodies on the floor.

00:48:27.900 We need people to get shot and learn the lesson like the really hard way.

00:48:31.760 I'm tired of paying court fees and stuff.

00:48:33.680 Like if this guy is willing to pull out a gun because the bus driver won't stop between stops so this guy can save maybe, what, five minutes on a walk?

00:48:44.780 If that's gun worthy, you might need to just go to sleep on the sidewalk.

00:48:49.880 Yeah, exactly.

00:48:50.800 I don't know because I can't imagine you, what, do you do normal grocery shopping after that?

00:48:55.840 Yeah.

00:48:56.360 Do you help the old lady across the street, shovel her driveway?

00:48:59.920 What happens when someone bumps into you by accident on the subway?

00:49:02.720 Yeah.

00:49:03.160 What happens when something worse than not stopping the bus?

00:49:05.120 It's not doing it at self-checkout.

00:49:06.260 Are you just kind of taking stuff, one for me, one for you type of thing?

00:49:09.400 Yeah.

00:49:09.620 How much are you tipping this person?

00:49:11.300 You know, how much is this person tipping?

00:49:12.680 Yeah.

00:49:12.840 Probably none.

00:49:13.560 So, yeah, he had to pull a gun out because the bus driver wouldn't let him break the rules and get off in between stops.

00:49:19.780 So that was gun time for him.

00:49:21.400 Yeah.

00:49:21.620 And the bus driver, if he was white, there would have been a racial bias, sensitivity training, maybe two, upwards of three millions would get paid out.

00:49:31.160 But thankfully, he looked like he was black.

00:49:33.480 Maybe he was trying to get off to find some coochie to scratch.

00:49:37.140 He's trying to scratch.

00:49:37.760 I'm trying to scratch some coochie.

00:49:38.920 Duh.

00:49:39.260 Trying to scratch some coochie.

00:49:40.060 I'm so dumb.

00:49:40.760 That's the funny part is there's an absolute yin to her yang.

00:49:44.220 There's someone who's looking like, scratch a coochie.

00:49:47.560 All right.

00:49:48.220 Moving on.

00:49:48.840 Last clip of Urban Decay.

00:49:50.700 Walgreens is closing.

00:49:52.640 Play this video or?

00:49:54.080 Yeah.

00:49:54.400 So Walgreens, there's a headline that says, Walgreens is closing five stores.

00:49:59.520 Walgreens closing five more San Francisco stores over shoplifting fears.

00:50:03.220 Is this old, though?

00:50:04.040 Because I feel like we've used this headline before, the five.

00:50:06.820 Maybe.

00:50:07.220 But I just wanted to show the Walgreens is literally chaining up their frozen food section with chains and locks that, like, you buy at Home Depot.

00:50:16.320 Like a bike lock.

00:50:17.780 Just anyone.

00:50:19.520 And the caption on this Twitter post for the person who initially reported it was, like, all their pizzas and ice cream get hit, like, twice a night.

00:50:29.400 Twice a night.

00:50:30.420 All the pizzas and ice cream.

00:50:31.500 So it's, like, frozen goods.

00:50:32.900 So people out there are doing shopping just without shopping.

00:50:36.780 Yeah.

00:50:37.100 They just get – they just go and they get the stuff.

00:50:39.300 You get what you want and you leave.

00:50:40.460 And you leave.

00:50:40.980 And nobody stops you.

00:50:42.120 Don't you hate waiting online?

00:50:43.640 So the whole thing is locked up.

00:50:46.320 The whole store is locked up.

00:50:48.580 And, like, that's why people are just going to go to Costco.

00:50:51.580 There's going to be, like, membership-only stores coming up where you can openly just discriminate.

00:50:57.000 You know what I mean?

00:50:58.000 Keeps the riffraff out if you have membership only.

00:51:00.120 Riffraff can't pay 80 bucks a year.

00:51:02.240 That's smart.

00:51:03.020 Costco.

00:51:03.560 Hey, how do you buy – what do you buy?

00:51:05.600 Costco options?

00:51:06.400 Yeah, we can buy Costco options.

00:51:07.360 Is it publicly traded?

00:51:08.420 Oh, C-O-S-T, baby.

00:51:09.700 Yeah, of course it is.

00:51:10.640 Oh!

00:51:11.240 But it's had quite a run.

00:51:11.900 Not financial advice.

00:51:12.840 It's had quite a run, though.

00:51:13.960 But that's where everyone's going to get all their food now.

00:51:15.880 Yeah.

00:51:16.160 Because it keeps – they're not going to have any billions of dollars a year in lost,

00:51:20.800 stolen goods or whatever.

00:51:21.800 Yeah, and I can't imagine going and doing, like, a full shopping cart at a place like this,

00:51:26.700 and then, like, what?

00:51:27.600 You need one employee per person to unlock, like, eight things?

00:51:31.860 So it's obviously not sustainable.

00:51:34.360 They're stuck in a hard place, and you know what they're going to do?

00:51:37.320 They're just going to leave the city.

00:51:38.760 Yeah.

00:51:39.100 They're just going to leave.

00:51:40.000 So, oh, no, food desert.

00:51:43.000 What happened?

00:51:43.800 What happened?

00:51:44.360 We can't get fresh fruit.

00:51:46.100 Yeah.

00:51:46.460 Everybody stole.

00:51:47.420 The whole fucking thing is over, guys.

00:51:49.260 Like, don't you get it?

00:51:50.520 So –

00:51:51.200 And then you need the one – like, there's got to be one worker for every customer to,

00:51:56.160 like, walk you through so you don't steal.

00:51:57.840 Of course.

00:51:58.280 And then I'm sure everyone's noticed, which has been talked about lately a lot,

00:52:01.380 how the quality of service just in general has gone down.

00:52:05.320 Yeah.

00:52:05.580 So you have, like, one shitty worker who doesn't even want to be there,

00:52:08.580 who's not, like, working fast and efficiently,

00:52:11.300 and that's just not going to be an experience people want.

00:52:13.340 There was a funny meme in a Medic Sisyphus posted.

00:52:15.720 Make sure you guys are following him.

00:52:17.140 He's tagged in the description.

00:52:18.380 He's one of our favorite Twitter accounts.

00:52:20.060 Yeah.

00:52:20.160 He helped us for this episode a little bit too.

00:52:22.100 Yeah.

00:52:22.480 He's a really smart guy who just had a baby, so congrats.

00:52:26.480 It says, Walgreens San Francisco after shoplifters robbed the store 20 times a day.

00:52:31.440 And then some guy replies, maybe if poverty wasn't a thing,

00:52:34.700 people wouldn't need to steal so much.

00:52:37.480 And then his response to that was the Goodwill hunting picture,

00:52:41.360 and it says a Goodwill hunting scene, but instead of it's not your fault,

00:52:45.140 he tells the progressive, criminals aren't Aladdin until he gets it.

00:52:50.640 So criminals aren't Aladdin.

00:52:52.040 It's not Aladdin where it's like, oh, I'm just a good guy who just needs an apple.

00:52:55.240 I'm hungry.

00:52:56.060 My family's hungry, and I take care of people.

00:52:58.700 I'm like Robin Hood.

00:52:59.680 It's just, it's not the same Robin Hood.

00:53:02.840 I'm on fentanyl, and I desperately need Oreos.

00:53:06.300 That's, like, what they're up to.

00:53:07.720 Or, like, I'm going to resell all of this.

00:53:10.260 Yeah, I'm going to steal $400 worth of frozen pizzas.

00:53:14.860 Resell it for 50 bucks.

00:53:16.780 Resell it for 50 bucks, probably, to get more.

00:53:19.160 So it's not Robin Hood.

00:53:20.240 It's robbing in the hood.

00:53:22.000 Yeah.

00:53:22.560 All right, that's it.

00:53:23.160 No one's ever made that pun before.

00:53:24.560 Congratulations.

00:53:25.500 And I didn't even write that down.

00:53:26.600 I just thought of that.

00:53:27.500 Wow.

00:53:27.780 Moving on.

00:53:28.400 Don't get too down.

00:53:29.340 Don't get too depressed.

00:53:30.600 We are moving on to uplifting gold.

00:53:33.040 We have actually, probably my favorite part of the show is in uplifting gold.

00:53:37.240 Are you ready?

00:53:38.300 The baseball steal?

00:53:40.740 So the guy throws to the girl, but then the dad catches and gives to the kid.

00:53:44.240 Is that right or wrong?

00:53:45.760 It's a little greasy, but, you know, that girl is, what, 15, 16, something?

00:53:49.600 I don't know.

00:53:50.240 Yeah.

00:53:51.000 Kind of whoever gets it.

00:53:52.100 As long as a kid gets it.

00:53:53.160 Have you ever caught a baseball at a baseball game?

00:53:55.440 Yes.

00:53:56.140 Yes.

00:53:56.780 Just say no.

00:53:57.560 Have you ever caught a baseball at a baseball game?

00:53:59.280 No, never.

00:53:59.900 So we don't know what we would do in that situation.

00:54:04.100 It's handed down to a kid.

00:54:05.540 It's as long as it gets to a kid, it's like, yeah, the, I mean, the guy probably meant to

00:54:09.520 throw it to the girl, but I don't know.

00:54:11.980 We all, I've never caught a ball as long as we've gotten close.

00:54:15.100 Okay.

00:54:15.840 So, you know, I could pretend, oh, I will let the girl have it.

00:54:19.700 But if it's getting thrown right to me and I could pretend not to see her, I might just

00:54:23.520 grab it.

00:54:24.100 And then when she's right here, I'll just grab it and then turn this way and be like,

00:54:27.180 I got it.

00:54:27.880 Yeah.

00:54:28.140 Here you go, Johnny.

00:54:28.960 Yeah.

00:54:29.300 Try the next one.

00:54:30.080 Oh, that, you know, it's a, it's an evil world out there, right?

00:54:33.360 That dad wants his son to have a baseball game from the baseball game.

00:54:37.640 Yeah, exactly.

00:54:38.640 The girl, kind of on your fucking own.

00:54:40.980 Yeah.

00:54:41.160 Where's your dad?

00:54:42.300 Your dad come box out that dad.

00:54:44.360 So I don't know.

00:54:45.420 You could, this is like one of those, uh, things.

00:54:48.220 Do you see the penguin or the man in the suit?

00:54:50.720 Could go either way.

00:54:51.660 I think as long as a kid gets it, it's uplifting and that's why it's an uplifting gold.

00:54:54.800 All right.

00:54:55.060 Moving on.

00:54:55.580 All right.

00:54:56.160 Next clip is the Michael Jackson tennis guy.

00:54:59.060 This is my favorite part of the whole show.

00:55:07.140 He's good.

00:55:09.040 You like this?

00:55:10.280 A little bit.

00:55:12.140 I like that he's creative.

00:55:15.100 Who's so, who's your favorite, uh, Michael Jackson impersonator?

00:55:19.460 I'm more of a Gus Jackson guy myself.

00:55:22.480 Uh, I don't know.

00:55:23.440 Can't name one.

00:55:24.220 Never seen.

00:55:24.680 Are you a Ken Olaf guy?

00:55:26.840 No, no.

00:55:27.900 Don't know who that is.

00:55:28.880 Okay.

00:55:29.120 Well, for everyone who doesn't know in the Michael Jackson impersonator world, um, people

00:55:34.660 with entertaining talents, is that what we call them?

00:55:37.020 Pets?

00:55:37.400 P E T's.

00:55:38.120 Yeah.

00:55:38.520 Uh, so we, I have two pets.

00:55:40.580 Um, one is Gus Jackson who's here.

00:55:43.320 He's got the face paint, turns into Michael Jackson.

00:55:46.260 He's doing all the dancing.

00:55:47.740 Very cool.

00:55:48.340 And the Ken Olaf, Ken Olaf is the other guy who's kind of his competition and they compete

00:55:53.980 against each other.

00:55:54.700 Here's Ken Olaf doing his thing.

00:55:56.880 He's teaching kids how to moonwalk.

00:55:59.940 These are the kind of people I follow on Instagram.

00:56:01.920 And then I kind of pit them against each other.

00:56:03.820 So I'll comment sometimes on Ken, like Ken Olaf will post him like doing the thing.

00:56:08.260 And then I'll comment, like, sending this to Gus.

00:56:11.640 That's hilarious.

00:56:13.080 And I try to get him to do shout outs for the show and they don't reply to me.

00:56:16.080 Bummer.

00:56:16.520 But I do say a lot of times that Gus is the best in the biz and I'll repost whatever he

00:56:21.360 does and I'll be like, great, great work, uh, great work by Gus.

00:56:26.260 It's fun to me.

00:56:27.260 I like to participate.

00:56:27.900 You're on your own missions out there.

00:56:29.100 I like to participate.

00:56:30.360 Yeah.

00:56:30.840 All right.

00:56:31.160 Moving on.

00:56:31.660 Next, uh, the kid with the wombat.

00:56:33.460 Not a bear.

00:56:34.180 I thought this was a bear.

00:56:35.060 Come on, Reggie.

00:56:35.920 Reggie, the wombat.

00:56:38.100 You've been out all night.

00:56:39.900 Straya.

00:56:40.700 Come on, it's time for Reggie's bottle.

00:56:43.620 On your couch.

00:56:46.620 On your couch.

00:56:50.920 Pick him up.

00:56:52.900 He knows what to do.

00:56:55.920 Take your dummy out.

00:56:57.000 That's for bedtime.

00:56:59.000 Take your dummy out.

00:57:00.860 No, don't give it to Reggie.

00:57:01.880 Put it on the floor.

00:57:03.740 Good girl.

00:57:05.920 Put it on the floor right where the wombat walked.

00:57:09.120 No one cares about germs.

00:57:10.700 That's the way to do it.

00:57:11.740 Look at this.

00:57:12.600 Feeds him a bottle.

00:57:13.700 Reggie likes it.

00:57:15.120 Do you love him?

00:57:16.780 Yeah.

00:57:18.100 Oh, that's cool.

00:57:20.080 What a nice experience.

00:57:21.860 It's uplifting.

00:57:23.220 That's great.

00:57:24.080 You're feeding a wombat.

00:57:25.340 Kindness to animals.

00:57:26.900 Early lesson.

00:57:28.060 Yeah.

00:57:28.460 Cool.

00:57:28.640 No one's saying, I'm going to put it in the microwave.

00:57:30.660 Put this thing in the, not even knowing it's a wombat.

00:57:33.060 Put this thing in the microwave.

00:57:34.460 Let's see if it can swim.

00:57:35.720 Shoot it with a paintball gun.

00:57:37.080 Yeah.

00:57:37.280 That's what I would have done as a kid, maybe.

00:57:40.000 I had a thing where-

00:57:41.220 Older kid, maybe.

00:57:41.900 Me and my boys, we would, maybe I didn't even tell the story, but yeah, me and Benek and

00:57:48.060 Benek's cousin, Vitale, we would leave some trash out sometimes and the raccoons would

00:57:54.700 come and then we would shoot them with the paintball gun.

00:57:58.140 It was pretty fun.

00:57:59.080 Did you light any small fires as well or pee the bed, perhaps?

00:58:02.500 No, no, no.

00:58:03.320 Any other serial killer signs?

00:58:04.980 That was the only sketchy thing.

00:58:06.340 And it doesn't kill him.

00:58:07.260 It just surprises him.

00:58:08.260 And then it's just like-

00:58:09.000 Then it hurts.

00:58:09.520 And it shoots and he runs off and then you're with the boys and you're like, oh, I got

00:58:12.940 him.

00:58:13.100 I lit him up.

00:58:13.680 There was one time I was going and then I started shooting blanks and I was like cornered

00:58:17.780 and the thing was coming at me and then Vitale was like, boom, boom, boom, boom, and lit

00:58:21.960 him up and he jumped off the patio or whatever.

00:58:25.560 So I was like getting cornered by the raccoon after I'd already shot it.

00:58:28.900 He was coming for revenge.

00:58:30.160 And then Vitale saved me.

00:58:31.480 Yeah.

00:58:32.060 That's good, man.

00:58:32.820 That's how you get an audience on your side.

00:58:34.360 Admissions of Animal Cruelty on the podcast.

00:58:37.120 It wasn't cruel.

00:58:38.140 It was paintball guns.

00:58:39.320 It doesn't hurt.

00:58:40.060 For sure.

00:58:40.500 But that's good American spirit mischief behavior.

00:58:43.440 Yeah.

00:58:43.960 All right.

00:58:44.340 Really quick.

00:58:44.920 The dog who brings the hose in the house.

00:58:48.720 This has the song that I hate.

00:58:50.340 So there's no audio.

00:58:51.380 Imagine that Oh No song that is so played out.

00:58:54.420 Oh no.

00:58:54.680 Oh no.

00:58:55.380 We'll just sing it.

00:58:56.260 Oh no, no, no, no.

00:58:57.900 So these little dogs, here's the security camera.

00:59:01.660 Here's the scene of the crime.

00:59:02.440 They brought an active hose in through the doggy door and then just filled the house

00:59:06.860 with water.

00:59:08.120 That's bad.

00:59:09.020 It's something you wouldn't even think of.

00:59:10.420 Yeah.

00:59:10.940 And imagine you're the neighbor who you thought you were filling your pool and you're like,

00:59:14.960 where's my hose?

00:59:16.600 And you see it from your house going into the neighbor's front door and it's like, oh no.

00:59:22.720 Yeah.

00:59:23.400 Filled the whole house.

00:59:24.640 All right.

00:59:24.900 Last one.

00:59:25.640 Last clip.

00:59:26.100 You'd shoot that dog with a paintball gun.

00:59:27.980 If he was trying to bring a hose into my house.

00:59:30.200 Okay.

00:59:30.680 Okay.

00:59:31.620 Fair.

00:59:31.900 All right.

00:59:32.560 Last one.

00:59:34.100 The dad reading to the kid.

00:59:35.540 He couldn't dodge in and out of the trees like he used to.

00:59:38.060 That's how the devil does.

00:59:38.960 He gets you out there.

00:59:41.500 He makes you think it looks good.

00:59:43.160 And then when you get there, you realize how stupid it was.

00:59:45.200 And unfortunately, you can't go back from some of the decisions that you made.

00:59:48.740 So be who God called you to be, okay?

00:59:52.740 And the language has a spirit give utterance.

00:59:55.620 They're whispering spells in your ear.

00:59:58.060 Okay.

00:59:58.260 We protect you and cover you from that right now.

01:00:00.780 And we bind up everything that would try to whisper spells.

01:00:04.260 Isn't that nice?

01:00:07.680 He's inserting his own spin on it.

01:00:10.380 And he keeps, that way there's no spells.

01:00:12.140 There's no weakness.

01:00:13.120 It's just, you're protected by Jesus.

01:00:15.180 No demons.

01:00:15.960 No demons allowed to take over that kid.

01:00:18.380 That's going to be a good kid.

01:00:19.620 Yeah.

01:00:20.280 Yeah.

01:00:20.480 The parents are laughing.

01:00:21.580 They're nice Christian people.

01:00:22.640 That's great.

01:00:23.160 That's why it's uplifting.

01:00:24.360 And that's why it's the clip we're ending the episode on.

01:00:27.700 Smart.

01:00:27.840 That is our last clip.

01:00:28.980 Thank you guys for watching.

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01:00:36.420 They hosted Moms for Liberty and some of the locals got mad and lit them up on Yelp.

01:00:43.220 Yeah.

01:00:43.460 They said they're taking some major flack right now for hosting the Moms for Liberty in our area.

01:00:47.640 Their Yelp reviews are getting swamped and they could use any help they can get.

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01:01:04.180 Had a great time with all my friends there.

01:01:07.360 We had no problem splitting the bill.

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