Fleccas Talks Podcast - April 17, 2026


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00:01:25.380 All right. Welcome back to Flag of Stocks, a podcast episode 346. Today on the show,
00:01:33.340 we just found out how much it costs to deport each illegal and the number explains why no
00:01:38.560 one's getting deported. Then in our wasteful spending section, trans illegals are getting 1.00
00:01:43.100 taxpayer funded sex change operations in California. What? Then we got some new weird 0.61
00:01:48.740 sex perverts at Disney again in Cringe of the Week. And last but not least, in Urban Decay,
00:01:54.280 a man googled how to kill my girlfriend with a hammer and then he did it luckily they caught him
00:02:00.540 all this and more it's like us talks to podcast episode 346 ranked the best news podcast
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00:04:24.780 Nice haircut, Richard Rappoy and Fleckes.
00:04:26.940 Chill, chill.
00:04:28.000 Don't bring it up.
00:04:29.060 He doesn't like when we talk about it.
00:04:30.940 Yeah.
00:04:31.380 But it looks good.
00:04:31.960 Shorter on the sides.
00:04:33.520 All right.
00:04:34.040 Chill.
00:04:34.800 Move on. 0.61
00:04:36.320 Can't get a fucking haircut.
00:04:37.740 Imagine I change anything seriously about me.
00:04:40.180 It's a compliment.
00:04:41.380 We're being nice.
00:04:42.440 I know, but I'm stuck in like this look.
00:04:44.340 I can't even change my glasses because of the audience here.
00:04:46.920 Because of you.
00:04:47.520 Yeah.
00:04:47.880 You guys locked me in a cage.
00:04:50.740 That's like what happened to Frankie Muniz when he was Malcolm in the Middle and then
00:04:54.000 he never became a grown up because he was always-
00:04:57.880 That's a rude shot at Frankie.
00:04:59.600 Well, if you- 1.00
00:05:00.280 Don't just fire a ricochet shot at Frankie for no reason.
00:05:03.420 And he looked like an adult by the time he was 16 and then never changed.
00:05:07.240 Yes.
00:05:07.880 Yeah.
00:05:08.320 Yeah.
00:05:08.740 And he drives race cars like an adult would.
00:05:10.880 I know.
00:05:11.420 Kids can't drive a race car.
00:05:12.480 I'm fine with Frankie.
00:05:13.540 I got no beef with Frankie. 1.00
00:05:14.460 I have a little beef after he did the weird trans reboot of the show. 1.00
00:05:18.120 The creator of the show I have beef with, you know. 0.95
00:05:20.440 It takes, and that's one of the things we talked about a long time, not to get too derailed,
00:05:24.700 but we talked about that a long time, how it's like harder to speak out. 1.00
00:05:29.000 You get one guy who's like this, and you're like, am I going to ruin the reunion because I'm going to take the stand against the non-binary? 1.00
00:05:36.260 I don't even expect Frankie to do that. 1.00
00:05:38.280 Yeah.
00:05:38.640 You know?
00:05:39.060 He just needs to bite his tongue, and deep down, he's a show watcher.
00:05:42.400 And he wants to cash a check.
00:05:43.440 He wants to do the reunion.
00:05:44.580 Deep down, he's watching the show, Frankie.
00:05:45.960 So why did you insult him?
00:05:47.080 I'm sorry, Frankie.
00:05:48.280 DM me.
00:05:48.760 I'll send you a basket.
00:05:49.940 Thank you.
00:05:50.600 All right.
00:05:51.420 Last episode, Richard Rappoy did cook on a really important point, and I wanted to reiterate his point.
00:05:57.300 Tax season is upon us, as you guys know.
00:05:59.600 And the point was, if people paid taxes, if everyone paid taxes in a lump sum every April,
00:06:06.020 there would be an uprising.
00:06:07.400 I think so.
00:06:08.080 Yeah.
00:06:08.380 Because the way it's structured now, people pay out a piece of every check.
00:06:13.300 And then when April comes around, they get a refund check of $1,200.
00:06:17.580 And it's actually like, oh, cool, a free $1,200.
00:06:20.820 But if it was the other way around, and you had to pay out, and then you realized, wait,
00:06:25.180 like a third of my work days are just to give money to the government. And then they're spending
00:06:29.140 it on illegals, getting transgender surgery in California. It would make you go crazy. Um, 0.96
00:06:35.720 and then the, you know, the way it is instead is it's almost fun. You get like, I get money back.
00:06:40.560 This is a good thing. And it's like the opposite. Yeah. That's a bad trick. They give you money.
00:06:45.360 And then you notice during tax refund season, which, uh, if you're a refunder, you're,
00:06:50.160 you're looking to file your taxes January 1st. If you're me, 1099 type, like random self-employed
00:06:56.580 almost, then, uh, you're waiting until the last minute. And we, we do notice an uptick in urban
00:07:02.200 decay around the, uh, water parks, you know, cruise lines during tax refund season. So
00:07:08.200 my advice boil a restaurant. Yes. My advice is to wait, wait until you do any big trips. Cause
00:07:13.700 they could get ruined by tax refunders. That's a good point. Yeah. Whenever I do my taxes,
00:07:18.600 the guy says, well, because it's within like three days of the tax day, I'm going to have
00:07:22.940 to upcharge you a little bit.
00:07:24.300 It's like, yeah, of course.
00:07:25.740 That's part of it, I guess.
00:07:27.120 How much do you pay?
00:07:28.280 How much does he charge you?
00:07:29.940 Just like a less than a thousand bucks.
00:07:31.880 OK.
00:07:32.680 He's a family friend.
00:07:33.840 He does a good job.
00:07:34.680 And he's very professional.
00:07:35.840 And we did it all above board.
00:07:37.420 Yes.
00:07:38.040 Also, certainly.
00:07:39.880 Also, last episode, we talked about how California profits more per gallon of gas than Chevron
00:07:44.680 does.
00:07:45.020 I forgot to mention, they profit 10 to 15 times more than Chevron does.
00:07:50.320 It's a lot.
00:07:50.980 It's a huge number.
00:07:51.800 And I just left that off the notes for some reason.
00:07:54.220 OK.
00:07:54.740 So I want you guys to know that.
00:07:56.020 We're just kind of doing addendums.
00:07:58.080 Sure.
00:07:58.580 Addendum.
00:07:59.360 Sure.
00:07:59.760 Close.
00:08:00.640 You had it.
00:08:02.140 All right.
00:08:02.800 Speaking of tax and tax burdens, we have a tax burden stat that will make you guys pretty
00:08:08.620 mad as well.
00:08:09.760 The per capita tax burden in the United States is $16,600.
00:08:14.620 Eliminate all social welfare, and it falls to $3,500.
00:08:18.400 The primary purpose of the United States government is violent wealth redistribution.
00:08:22.220 And that's the key takeaway.
00:08:24.420 That's what it feels like.
00:08:25.360 We're all paying to support the least productive members of society so they can have six kids and get their nails did.
00:08:30.800 Yeah.
00:08:31.100 And then I know we can't come up with a number, but what would the per capita tax burden in the United States be if we eliminated fraud?
00:08:38.420 That's just an unknown now.
00:08:40.160 Yeah.
00:08:40.560 But obviously, it's a huge part.
00:08:41.960 And so that's the whole thing.
00:08:43.780 We're going to get into it a lot this episode about increasing taxes and stuff.
00:08:47.700 And, man, these people just want to spend, spend, spend all of our shit.
00:08:52.300 And what are they spending it on? 0.99
00:08:54.080 Stuff like $500 haircut and massage vouchers to migrants. 1.00
00:08:59.600 That's what Michelle Wu is doing in Boston. 1.00
00:09:01.560 That's what's going on in Massachusetts. 0.78
00:09:03.580 Yeah, Mayor Boston Wu is handing out $500 vouchers to migrants so they can enjoy
00:09:07.080 haircuts, massages, and other self-care
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00:09:29.240 For homeless, queer fucking 1.00
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00:09:33.440 this shit, guys. And then, like, the left
00:09:35.080 always says like capitalism isn't working yeah we need a new system this isn't working it's like
00:09:40.040 is this what capitalism is i don't know no this is some sort of weird thing where you just do
00:09:45.900 favors for the most fucked up people who are the base of your voting block i really don't
00:09:51.160 understand it but uh michelle woo she keeps doing it right yeah she keeps doing it and when it comes 0.68
00:09:57.080 to welfare ice should be at some acupuncture studios yoga spots you know i think we should
00:10:02.320 set up shop checking papers at the massage place and uh we we talk about welfare obviously a lot
00:10:08.820 but shouldn't people who get welfare not be allowed to vote because they're only going to
00:10:14.380 vote for the people who are going to give them welfare isn't that a conflict of interest of 0.54
00:10:18.000 course of course it is it used to be it used to be white landowners you know that's where we had 0.86
00:10:24.680 vision now the ebt's they they vote for their own ebt and it's a doom cycle and if we were to go 0.98
00:10:30.620 back to that and I'm not allowed to vote, that's fine with me. I don't deserve it. I'll get some
00:10:34.680 land. I'm not losing my ability to vote. I'll move some investments around. I'm getting land. I'm
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00:12:27.340 We have another example out of Massachusetts.
00:12:29.360 They paid out a billion dollars in improper SNAP benefits.
00:12:33.780 Yeah, they paid out $1 billion in improper SNAP payments,
00:12:36.000 while 75% of able-bodied recipients didn't work.
00:12:40.160 New report fines.
00:12:41.760 Oops.
00:12:42.160 And I'm sure they're going to adjust and improve this based on the findings, right?
00:12:46.560 No.
00:12:47.780 No, they're not.
00:12:49.720 But, well, they actually legally have to if they want to get the money,
00:12:52.260 because SNAP is a federal two-state program.
00:12:55.180 And so that's why the one big, beautiful bill,
00:12:56.960 we said, did all these new requirements
00:12:59.220 where it's like you have to work, volunteer,
00:13:01.120 or be in school to receive it.
00:13:03.260 But that's slowly rolling out.
00:13:05.060 And I guess this is backwards looking.
00:13:06.760 So you never get the money back.
00:13:08.680 You never go, hey, you've been able-bodied 0.91
00:13:11.680 this whole time, you son of a bitch.
00:13:13.840 Imagine in any other business, someone scams you.
00:13:16.380 It's like, okay, court, this, proceedings,
00:13:20.020 a demand letter, cease and desist, whatever.
00:13:22.260 You know, and Massachusetts just goes, whoopsie.
00:13:25.740 And that's every state.
00:13:26.660 I guess we didn't really check.
00:13:28.300 Yeah.
00:13:29.020 Should we implement a new process so that we start checking?
00:13:31.940 No.
00:13:32.860 No, let's just keep sending the money out.
00:13:35.360 And while stuff like this happens with no recourse, everyday productive citizens continue to get squeezed.
00:13:41.060 We have an example here.
00:13:42.000 This is from Minnesota. 0.99
00:13:43.400 Yeah, this guy said, Minnesota is so retarded. 0.56
00:13:45.540 We give hundreds of billions of dollars to daycares and autism centers, and they don't verify. 0.93
00:13:50.260 they are an actual business or have kids or clients there.
00:13:53.820 Meanwhile, I'm getting my kitchen remodeled.
00:13:55.960 My licensed and insured contractor had to get a permit to unhook and re-hook my sink.
00:14:01.900 Then we had to have a city inspector verify the work.
00:14:04.760 The government literally does more auditing on a citizen installing a sink
00:14:08.680 than they do to verify that learning centers getting millions actually have kids there.
00:14:13.220 And what's the worst that can happen when you uninstall and reinstall your sink?
00:14:17.800 You get a leak.
00:14:19.600 You know what I mean?
00:14:20.540 Like, it's not like, oh my God, 20 million dead in sink catastrophe.
00:14:24.280 Or you're like cutting the city pipes or something.
00:14:26.500 It's like you're putting in a sink in your kitchen.
00:14:28.540 Yeah, you have mold now.
00:14:30.020 It's all on you.
00:14:31.040 And so this is one of those things that's just, we're going to kind of go back and forth between examples here.
00:14:37.140 But they make it so easy to scam and so hard to kind of like improve your life.
00:14:42.100 And that's by design, right?
00:14:43.940 Yeah, exactly.
00:14:44.600 It's like stop improving your life and just take the free needles and do the Fent.
00:14:48.900 You can get a massage.
00:14:50.020 Yeah, totally.
00:14:51.060 We'll give you free food.
00:14:52.460 You're not trying to fucking change your sink, are you?
00:14:54.160 Piece of shit.
00:14:55.440 I'm sending an enforcer there.
00:14:57.540 Yeah, you could do Fent on the street if you want, but you can't change your sink. 0.97
00:15:01.300 Then like we mentioned in the intro, California is giving out free sex changes for transgender illegals with taxpayer funds. 0.70
00:15:08.200 Yeah, which is a sentence like you would show to George Washington and he'd try to go to war. 0.78
00:15:13.640 He would try to go to war again.
00:15:15.120 Who?
00:15:15.880 Who?
00:15:16.440 Where?
00:15:16.800 Just point me in the direction.
00:15:18.220 I think if you told him-
00:15:18.940 We're crossing the river.
00:15:19.780 If you told him the sentence,
00:15:21.320 he wouldn't even be able to understand what it means.
00:15:23.560 Yeah, yeah, that's true.
00:15:25.220 It ruins the bit, 0.97
00:15:26.340 but he wouldn't know what trans means.
00:15:27.480 But yeah, California is giving out 0.99
00:15:28.520 free sex change operations.
00:15:29.620 This was from Chris Rufo,
00:15:32.060 who got this scoop.
00:15:33.600 And we're not going to read it too much out of it,
00:15:36.560 but basically it's these homeless illegals 0.67
00:15:39.880 all have Medi-Cal.
00:15:41.800 And then Medi-Cal includes trans stuff. 1.00
00:15:46.100 And so therefore, they're all eligible for it. 1.00
00:15:49.160 Here's a funny quote from it.
00:15:51.060 Somebody said they were talking to one of the trans,
00:15:55.500 and there's videos.
00:15:56.380 So if you want to look this up, go ahead.
00:15:58.020 But they're talking to the trans people.
00:15:59.760 And then they asked a question about immigration status.
00:16:02.200 And then the guy said, tengo Medi-Cal.
00:16:04.840 Just like they're speaking Spanish. 1.00
00:16:07.520 And yeah, and these are like brutal trans, 1.00
00:16:09.760 like, you know, uh, people from what Ecuador or something. And yeah, so they just get gender 1.00
00:16:15.940 affirming care, cross-sex hormone therapy and, uh, Alondra, they describe a muscular man in a
00:16:21.500 camouflage shirt and dyed hair tied behind his head. And I think he had, uh, some bolted on tits.
00:16:27.300 So that's what you pay for. You did. I know at least let us see him. At least he looks good. 1.00
00:16:33.520 no comment yeah so this is like an example of transgender for everyone as trump put it yeah
00:16:40.220 yeah and you wonder which was right which part of the slippery slope were we on i think we're
00:16:44.760 like towards it's over i think it's towards the bottom and we're going like yeah full speed
00:16:50.420 you ever gone too fast down a hill like uh sledding and you kind of and there's a fence
00:16:54.980 there and you're like no way i'm gonna hit that we're there we're through it and now we're like
00:16:58.960 chipped teeth, knees to your face.
00:17:01.320 This is crazy.
00:17:02.520 There's nowhere else to slip.
00:17:03.760 You go through the fence. 0.99
00:17:04.360 Unless we start paying for people in Ecuador.
00:17:07.040 I guess that's the final dip.
00:17:08.760 And I bet if you looked, we'd find that.
00:17:11.140 Yeah.
00:17:11.660 And I guess we kind of have.
00:17:12.840 I think if you looked hard enough, 1.00
00:17:14.240 we are probably paying for transgender surgeries
00:17:16.120 in a different country.
00:17:17.400 And this also, in a different way,
00:17:20.060 probably attracts the world's transgenders 0.97
00:17:22.560 like a lightning rod. 1.00
00:17:23.800 Yes. 1.00
00:17:24.260 And then what do we know about the world's transgenders? 1.00
00:17:26.960 perversion and child sexual abuse rates way higher than gen pop even some uh you know we 1.00
00:17:34.780 obviously know about suicides in that community and we've seen the this yeah they go crazy and
00:17:40.540 they probably are in some shithole country and then california is like mecca to them yeah gotta
00:17:45.180 get to california and get the tits bolted on that's what we're attracting yeah uh attracting
00:17:50.620 the best of the best or whatever they say and then uh california is also making it illegal for
00:17:55.520 and get an investigative journalist to investigate fraud after what Nick Shirley exposed.
00:18:00.160 Yeah, he said California is trying to pass a bill that would criminalize investigative
00:18:03.400 journalism with misdemeanors, $10,000 fines, imprisonment, and content takedown. 1.00
00:18:08.680 The proposed bill is titled AB 2624 and was made after I exposed mass fraud by immigrant
00:18:13.860 groups in America. And yeah, California Democrats advance Stop Nick Shirley Act to 0.50
00:18:19.720 criminalize investigative journalism. We don't know if it'll pass or not.
00:18:23.160 And it was weird because that bill was proposed by a legislator who is also the wife of the attorney general of California.
00:18:30.120 And you'd think the attorney general of California would want fraud uncovered and be grateful for the work Nick Shirley types have done, but it's the opposite.
00:18:37.500 Yeah. And it's interesting, actually, when Nick Shirley kind of was doing it, going to California after he did the Minnesota stuff, there was initial reaction where the Gavin Newsom's Twitter or like the people who run Gavin Newsom's Twitter kind of shit talked to him and made memes about him like showing up to film kids.
00:18:56.780 that was the implication. Like you're trying to film kids at the learning center. And then since
00:19:01.320 then Newsom has kind of like been almost distancing himself from what those tweeters did, the people
00:19:08.380 who work for him. Like fraud is important because like, obviously it's one of those 80, 20, 90, 10
00:19:14.200 issues. Yeah. Well, who's on the other side of fraud's fine. But so, and we've talked about this
00:19:19.220 when the left ends up just taking the opposite side of the right and then finding whatever they
00:19:23.520 can. And it's like, wait, do I like fraud? No. What am I doing? Then you step away from the
00:19:28.820 computer. It was one of those moments where like these people had this initial reaction to
00:19:32.880 counter signal Nick Shirley, who's just kind of like a young kid finding legitimate fraud front
00:19:38.860 offices. And then their immediate reaction was, let's kind of make them look like a pedo,
00:19:43.600 filming kids. Right. So Newsom's backtracked a little bit, but obviously some members of the
00:19:49.460 Democrat party didn't get the memo. Yeah, very true. And we have another example here of normal 0.95
00:19:54.140 citizens getting squeezed. This is in California. Graham Stephan talks about, is that how you say?
00:19:59.460 Graham Stephan, I think. He's like a podcaster, YouTuber, mostly personal finance, right?
00:20:04.920 And so we're just going to read what he said here because this is kind of like getting
00:20:08.880 boa constricted by the bureaucracy while all the real money goes to frauds, right?
00:20:14.580 So he said, I've spent a decade telling people to do what I do, buy and hold. Now I've decided
00:20:19.160 to list my entire real estate portfolio for sale and walk away. It started slow, the bills,
00:20:24.720 the maintenance, the tax increases, but the final straw was when I tried to develop an ADU,
00:20:29.860 accessory dwelling unit, basically like a little house behind your house,
00:20:35.700 to do exactly what the city of LA claims it wants investors like me to do, create more housing.
00:20:41.200 You'd think they'd make it easier, but after two delayed inspections, a sewer pipe replacement that
00:20:46.560 needed 75 days advance notice and a city-owned tree that became my responsibility, I've had
00:20:53.340 enough. The identity of being a real estate guy is very hard to walk away from, trust me.
00:20:58.700 For a long time, I stayed just because real estate was my thing. It's how I started. It's what I'm
00:21:03.360 known for. It led to every good thing in my life. But that blinded me to the fact that just because
00:21:08.360 something served me in the past doesn't mean things haven't changed in the present. He goes
00:21:12.360 on to say he's basically selling all his houses in California and he's going to put them in
00:21:18.240 treasuries or the stock market, broad market ETFs, and I think a little bit of Bitcoin.
00:21:23.700 But the point is that this guy is a well-to-do man who's trying to add housing to California
00:21:31.600 and they made it virtually impossible. And he's renting this house, managing it, taxis,
00:21:35.860 getting squeezed everywhere, holding this giant risky asset that you can kind of get
00:21:41.420 like sued for or have a tenant who overstays and you have to go six months before you can evict
00:21:47.100 them. And he's just calling it quits on it, even though it's part of his identity because they've
00:21:52.380 strangled him too much. He can only make 4% on like a giant risky asset to hold. Right.
00:21:58.200 And that's who they go after. That's who they make life hard for. If you're a homeless or
00:22:02.340 transgender illegal, life's easy. Yeah. Here you go. We'll serve it right up. If you're trying 1.00
00:22:07.360 to make moves and invest and do it yourself, they make it impossible. And that's not greedy
00:22:12.000 landlord shit. That's literally adding more housing to a neighborhood, right? Your ability
00:22:17.100 to rent out a new space in a, in a nice neighborhood. And it's just exactly like
00:22:21.300 the Minnesota thing that we showed where you need an inspector to get the sink. You need a bunch of
00:22:25.460 shitty bureaucrats, uh, to like sign off on all these things and they make it miserable for you.
00:22:30.740 And you go back, obviously it's kind of like a boomer meme, but the golden gate bridge was built
00:22:35.900 in like a year, the empire state building took 400 days, you know, and now you need a 75 day
00:22:41.880 notice to tell your tenants that the water's going to be shut off for one day, 76 days in
00:22:47.740 the future from now. So, uh, it's all this handholding shit. And then it's like, is that
00:22:51.900 American? Is that, does that feel like the vibe of like an American capitalism is now working?
00:22:57.480 Uh, yeah. And, and that's why, uh, we've always joked that don't mess with Texas now. It's like,
00:23:02.700 they're messing with you brother you got indians in frisco that's old they're messing with texas 1.00
00:23:07.580 and uh the american spirit of like building to be an american now it's like what's the number 0.83
00:23:14.180 one thing paperwork deadlines red stupid shit right so true uh and then our next story is in
00:23:22.060 new york uh in new york city they just passed some new taxes for rich new yorkers with second homes 0.54
00:23:27.040 when i ran for mayor i said i was gonna tax the rich
00:23:30.460 Well, today, we're taxing the rich.
00:23:34.900 I'm thrilled to announce we've secured a pied-à-terre tax, the first in New York's
00:23:38.900 history.
00:23:39.900 This is an annual fee on luxury properties worth more than $5 million, whose owners do
00:23:43.860 not live full-time in the city.
00:23:45.740 Like for this penthouse, which hedge fund CEO Ken Griffin bought for $238 million.
00:23:51.580 This pied-à-terre tax is specifically designed for the richest of the rich, those who store
00:23:55.500 their wealth in New York City real estate, but who don't actually live good.
00:23:58.580 But even so, they're able to reap the huge financial rewards,
00:24:01.460 owning property in, dare I say, the greatest city in the world.
00:24:04.780 So we get it.
00:24:05.700 And obviously, you know, the new taxes, that sucks.
00:24:08.560 But at least the Democrats are getting what they voted for. 0.99
00:24:11.820 Momdani voters are like, yeah, that's what I'm saying. 1.00
00:24:14.940 Like Republicans, we vote and we get let down and no one does anything. 0.77
00:24:19.320 Democrats, they vote Momdani and he's like aggressive
00:24:21.760 and he's just going through the checklist of things he promised and delivering,
00:24:25.200 even though it's anti-American and not in the city's best interest.
00:24:28.580 but he's actually doing what he said.
00:24:29.860 Like, I can respect it.
00:24:31.480 Yeah, even though that city-run grocery store
00:24:33.900 is going to run way over budget and be brutal,
00:24:36.800 and he's doing this.
00:24:37.980 And I like him saying pied-à-terre.
00:24:40.120 Like, it's almost like a waspy.
00:24:41.940 It's obviously French, but like this old-school waspy thing, 1.00
00:24:45.360 and he's this Muslim guy going, 1.00
00:24:47.060 you have a pied-à-terre? 1.00
00:24:48.720 We're going to use pied-à-terre to take some money from you.
00:24:51.220 Yeah, and so, I mean, this, in terms of...
00:24:54.660 The other weird thing is, like, singling out Ken Griffin.
00:24:57.300 You just have to like villainize a billionaire, which is kind of, you know, and we know it's
00:25:02.900 going to get slippery, right?
00:25:04.380 It starts at 5 million in your second house.
00:25:06.840 And Kathy Hochul, they're kind of both taking credit for this, Hochul and Momdani.
00:25:11.800 And in the article, it said, we're talking about people who are ultra wealthy.
00:25:16.940 I mean, there are literally Russian oligarchs buying up properties, driving up the property
00:25:21.680 values, and that has an effect now.
00:25:23.940 And it's like, okay, so where's the carve out for foreigners?
00:25:27.640 Where's the carve out for international people, right? 0.96
00:25:30.280 Why don't we start there?
00:25:31.460 They just go over 5 million.
00:25:32.960 And, you know, it's not, it's almost stupid to argue against this.
00:25:36.800 This is what they voted for.
00:25:37.820 This is what the, this is the direction the city is going in.
00:25:40.320 And that's been the case a long time with rich people holding money in New York.
00:25:45.200 When I was there in 2012, Midtown Manhattan, tons of Chinese rich people just had apartments
00:25:51.860 that were just empty and you see floors of empty apartments. 0.93
00:25:55.040 It's not, it's been going on for a long time.
00:25:56.900 doesn't mean it's good. But like you said, why not go after non-Americans or foreign people or 1.00
00:26:02.640 immigrants who have that? Yeah. Instead of every rich American who like owns American based 1.00
00:26:07.760 businesses. Because his voting base is a lot of foreign born people. And we, you know, Mom Donnie,
00:26:15.600 he's delivering his promise, whatever. But this whole thing, like the main crux of the issue for
00:26:22.220 us, like it's hard to really argue, oh, these billionaires, like a guy who has like a $10
00:26:27.480 million second condo. To be honest, I don't care that much. But Mamdani in general, it's just going
00:26:34.560 to go off the rails so quick. And then it doesn't fix the problem, which is spending. New York City
00:26:40.760 has these giant programs, giant pensions. Every city is addicted to pensions that they have to
00:26:47.340 just keep going, keep raising property taxes, keep adding new things. And it doesn't matter
00:26:52.840 if you socked it to the billionaires, right? If you just spend it and waste it and nothing ever
00:27:01.240 comes back, right? And if you track down all the waste and got rid of it, you'd have that extra
00:27:06.480 money you're looking for, but the whole machine is built on that fraud and it's used in a good
00:27:11.640 way for them. Yeah. New York is one of the highest tax cities there is. Do you think they weren't
00:27:16.240 getting enough already it's all spending and that's the whole point it's all spending and the
00:27:21.860 services that you could get could be so much more if they prioritize like real shit instead of like
00:27:27.200 paying for an illegal to live you know yeah it's so true that's the thing i i just i hate
00:27:33.500 like life bills i hate life like the government is paying for you to live in a house somewhere
00:27:40.600 and and your meals and what's your plan to get off of this nothing i'm gonna keep running this
00:27:46.220 So it's all a spending problem.
00:27:47.840 Like these tax, they campaigned on this.
00:27:49.760 If you're a New Yorker, you should have seen it coming, right?
00:27:51.720 But especially a rich New Yorker, you definitely should have seen it coming.
00:27:55.200 Yeah, but we do have some good news, I guess.
00:27:58.240 Foreign aid is no longer going to NGOs.
00:28:00.460 It's going to go directly to governments, according to Marco Rubio.
00:28:03.760 The United States has spent billions of dollars over the years in helping with health strategies all across the world.
00:28:09.800 What we learned over time, and especially after coming here, is that oftentimes, and I'm oversimplifying it, but this is an accurate description.
00:28:16.220 What would happen is we would go to a country and say, we're going to help you with our health care needs.
00:28:20.760 Then we would drive over to northern Virginia somewhere, find an NGO, one of these organizations, give them all the money,
00:28:27.700 tell them go to this country and do their health care program for them.
00:28:31.300 That NGO would then take about some percentage of that money for their overhead and administrative costs.
00:28:36.840 And by the time it got down to it, the host country had very little influence.
00:28:40.640 that was sort of imposed on them and only a percentage of the overall money ever actually
00:28:45.560 reached the patients and the people on the ground so instead of doing that they're now going to give
00:28:51.160 the money directly to the governments and i guess that's good news but this is what a republican
00:28:56.820 victory looks like it's like after years of wasting trillions of dollars we're going to send
00:29:01.660 the trillions of dollars directly to the third world governments instead of the ngos yeah that's 0.97
00:29:06.700 a victory when it should just be, oh, we're
00:29:08.620 not doing foreign aid anymore. Yeah.
00:29:10.460 Mamdani gets his face close to the camera and
00:29:12.640 goes, fuck Ken Griffin. We're
00:29:14.580 stealing his money. And
00:29:16.240 we go, well, all the money we
00:29:18.600 give, we're going to give it to a different guy now. We're going
00:29:20.580 to send the money in a different way.
00:29:22.820 It's like, that's our victory.
00:29:24.200 And Mamdani just takes whatever he wants. 0.54
00:29:27.500 Another disappointment,
00:29:28.820 we're kind of out of our fraud
00:29:30.600 section now, but we're going to move into
00:29:32.320 bigger picture justice section.
00:29:34.720 Another disappointment is the lack of
00:29:36.580 justice we're seeing, especially now that Trump's in office. We know everyone who did all the bad
00:29:41.120 stuff and then nothing happens. Can you read that tweet, please? Yeah, it's a combination of a bunch
00:29:46.760 of people who should be facing justice but aren't. Swalwell will get his full pension and benefits.
00:29:52.160 Claudine Gay gets $900,000 a year as a continuing professor at Harvard. Andrew McCabe is receiving
00:29:58.280 his full pension and benefits. Peter Stroke not only receives his full pension, but also $1.2
00:30:03.600 million. They pay no price. They just cash out. There you go. Dr. Fauci is on a book tour and
00:30:09.760 he's a multimillionaire. Yeah. So, you know, there's nothing left to say. Like we want
00:30:15.260 something. We're not getting enough. I thought, I thought there were some campaigns about vengeance.
00:30:19.580 I remember revenge tour. Remember revenge tour? I remember some things like that. And I don't
00:30:23.720 think we've really, uh, I don't think anybody's even faced any consequences yet. Yeah. And then
00:30:27.900 the, uh, the Swalwell stuff, obviously you guys have seen how that's been developing. Kissing
00:30:32.040 prostitutes kissing the hookers lips come on uh and it's kind of ushering in like a blackmail 0.94
00:30:37.660 exposure season yeah and hopefully that continues uh but with the swallow thing if you think about
00:30:43.280 it he was on video doing whatever he was doing there's more videos of him allegedly and it's
00:30:48.680 like if that was shot by like a random person passing by or like a random intern that video
00:30:53.840 would have gone out pretty fast after and it would have been a huge story but it wasn't it wasn't
00:30:58.980 released. It was held to blackmail him. And then you kind of think, all right, who shot that video?
00:31:04.180 Was that an op where you're like shooting the video, collected the blackmail? Now we have
00:31:08.520 Swalwell. We'll hold this till we need it. And he kind of gives you like a bigger, darker picture
00:31:13.260 of what's going on. It wasn't just some random like party guy filming. It was probably someone
00:31:18.040 who's in the blackmail business. It's the guy on the other bed. Who's in that room? Who is that?
00:31:23.180 What country does he work for? We have some news out of Fairfax County Schools, which is in
00:31:28.400 Virginia.
00:31:29.080 Virginia obviously has been getting smoked lately ever since Spanberger. 0.94
00:31:34.060 Yeah. 1.00
00:31:34.620 Spanberger.
00:31:35.300 Abigail Spanberger, CIA.
00:31:36.720 No big deal.
00:31:37.280 CIA.
00:31:37.640 Got in. 1.00
00:31:37.660 She's the governor.
00:31:38.500 And now they are changing some stuff.
00:31:41.420 The school board just voted to eliminate Veterans Day and voted to keep Indigenous People's Day as official holidays.
00:31:47.360 Yeah.
00:31:47.740 Shows you where their priorities are.
00:31:49.040 I think Virginia might be like the biggest, fastest decline of like quality of life and like freedom in a state's history.
00:31:57.040 It could be.
00:31:57.740 It could be.
00:31:58.260 The way the left and the right are so different now, we're seeing larger swings ever.
00:32:04.920 So I agree with you.
00:32:06.160 It's just things do move slow and you'll notice that decay slowly.
00:32:09.800 But the swings in politics are bigger than ever.
00:32:12.940 They've ever been really.
00:32:14.300 All right.
00:32:14.480 Our next story is about Scott Besson.
00:32:16.740 Scott Besson apparently got physical with someone when they were arguing about the economy.
00:32:21.300 Yeah.
00:32:21.500 Rumors are swirling that Scott Besson got into a physical fistfight with Kevin Hassett
00:32:24.740 this morning over economic policy disagreements.
00:32:27.260 At least he's fighting for us.
00:32:29.500 He's kind of a grinder.
00:32:31.240 Didn't he punch Elon Musk?
00:32:32.700 Wasn't that one of the headlines?
00:32:33.660 Or they got physical too?
00:32:35.200 So he's getting physical over his passion for economics
00:32:38.380 and helping the American taxpayer, right?
00:32:41.700 We should give him more responsibility. 0.73
00:32:43.060 And if you guys don't know this, Scott Besson is gay.
00:32:45.380 Oh, yeah.
00:32:45.740 And he lives in like a big pink mansion.
00:32:47.600 We have a tweet here. 1.00
00:32:48.340 Yeah, I love that we have a snarky gay treasury secretary 1.00
00:32:51.140 who lives in this pink house 1.00
00:32:52.460 and who frequently just beats the shit out of people
00:32:54.600 he doesn't like in the executive wing.
00:32:56.740 Yeah, he's earning my respect.
00:32:58.980 He's a top performer.
00:33:01.000 Yeah.
00:33:01.540 He's a top performer. 1.00
00:33:03.320 Yeah, bottoms don't fight. 1.00
00:33:04.740 So yeah, I agree. 1.00
00:33:05.960 That's so true.
00:33:06.720 And then Scott Besson in a press conference a few days ago also said that we're about to go through a Bretton Woods realignment.
00:33:14.240 And Bretton Woods initial realignment was during World War II where countries agreed to peg their currency to gold.
00:33:21.200 So if we are doing that, that obviously would be a good thing.
00:33:23.980 And then Trump also mentioned the reset of all resets a few days ago, and he said it's coming.
00:33:28.680 What are these guys hinting at?
00:33:30.120 So hopefully the reset means the money goes up?
00:33:32.620 I don't know.
00:33:33.600 Usually a reset means like some horrible crash.
00:33:35.620 I think when you rebuild from the bottom.
00:33:37.560 Well, dude.
00:33:38.220 Maybe it's an up reset?
00:33:39.800 I don't know why I'm thinking more clearly than you, but anybody who tries to get back on the gold standard gets executed.
00:33:46.520 Oh, yeah.
00:33:47.100 I would think.
00:33:48.400 And maybe it's a combo of gold and oil and Bitcoin.
00:33:53.660 Maybe it's a new pegging of like multiple things.
00:33:55.840 That would be sick.
00:33:56.640 Scott Besson wants to peg.
00:33:58.160 Is that what you're saying?
00:33:58.960 Whatever Scott Besson wants to peg, let him peg.
00:34:01.440 He'll beat the shit out of you.
00:34:03.980 All right.
00:34:04.440 We have an update when it comes to our education system.
00:34:07.160 This is something I thought was interesting and also tells us why we're in the situations
00:34:11.460 we're in bigger picture.
00:34:12.840 Can you read that, please?
00:34:14.140 Yeah.
00:34:14.320 The chart, first off, I'll explain to you.
00:34:16.040 This is faculty ideology in the United States from 1969 to 2022.
00:34:20.280 Which way they lean?
00:34:21.120 middle of the road conservative or far left and liberal. And you can see the trends here,
00:34:26.080 far left and liberal shot up. And then Ian Miller said, what's impressive about this is that the
00:34:31.000 education system didn't just eliminate virtually all conservative thought as it moved toward
00:34:35.460 left-wing extremism. They got rid of almost anyone who was in the middle too. Anyone who
00:34:40.540 doesn't fully comply with the group think isn't welcome. Isn't that crazy? Everyone thinks like,
00:34:44.660 oh, the left went left and the right went right. The right kind of stayed where it was. The left
00:34:50.160 went crazy left. And then in colleges, they get rid of any professor who's not super far left.
00:34:56.120 I wonder what questions they ask on the interviews to get that, to eliminate people in the middle. 0.98
00:35:01.120 So transgender illegal sex change surgery. And you have to go like this. You have to go this. 0.99
00:35:06.960 Why not? They're not hurting anybody. And it's crazy too, because we know that the far left's
00:35:12.480 worldview is so rigid. The ideology is so rigid. You can't disagree abortion up until the day after
00:35:19.400 birth. Everyone, there's no one is illegal. There's no borders or whatever. And like,
00:35:23.780 if you just run it through, it's like hard to agree with every single thing. And then that's
00:35:28.220 who they fill the professor jobs within these universities. And then the right, according to
00:35:33.120 this article and common sense is, has a more of a diversity of thought on the political right than
00:35:38.400 the political left. So on the right, you can have some people who agree or disagree, but they're all
00:35:42.780 generally right wing on the left. Once you disagree, you're a Nazi. So it's crazy how they 0.60
00:35:48.580 did that. They made the professors only far left when the right has actually a diversity of thought.
00:35:55.060 Yeah. Crazy. Doesn't make sense. All right. We're in our migrant section now. We have another Scott
00:36:00.280 Besson potential thing. Yeah. Treasury Secretary Scott Besson says President Trump is preparing
00:36:05.800 an executive order forcing banks to collect citizenship data from customers. And this is
00:36:11.920 consistent with what we've been hoping for, which is less combative one-on-one ice agents
00:36:19.000 in the streets and more secretive. Well, we're going over your bank's head. We're forcing your
00:36:23.180 bank, your rent, whoever you rent from, your employer. That's where we need to attack illegal
00:36:28.180 immigration from. So I like to see it. And I don't think these headlines really come out unless 1.00
00:36:33.520 it's going to happen. Yeah. So thank you, Scott Besson, again, for telling us what Trump is going
00:36:38.080 to do. I'm sure it was his idea. Appreciate it. And then we have a housing shortage update as
00:36:46.340 well. Yeah. White House economists estimate the U.S. is short at least 10 million single family
00:36:51.420 homes. And then you start counting the people Biden brought here and the Haitians and everybody
00:36:56.740 and you go, huh, 10 million. And then 20 million came under Joe Biden, if not more. That's like
00:37:01.580 the conservative number they're saying. Yes. I think it's probably even more. And then we have
00:37:05.680 50 million illegals here in general. And then Logan Hall said 100 million deportations is
00:37:09.660 literally the fix everything button. Yeah. And that's the key. And that's the maybe the harsh
00:37:14.940 reality people don't want to deal with. And how do you get 100 million if you can't go into
00:37:19.220 Minneapolis without getting chased by liberal women on SSRIs? You stop the banking. You stop
00:37:24.200 the employers. You stop their ability to rent. Can't drive a car. Yeah. Yeah. So we got to do
00:37:29.360 those things to save our country. So true. And then we do have another one of those examples
00:37:35.480 of like good news, but it's actually like bad news?
00:37:38.680 We'll call it a right-wing win, right?
00:37:41.040 That's like the new phrase, a right-wing win,
00:37:43.000 where it's like you stop some of the bleeding,
00:37:45.500 but you're still pretty bloody.
00:37:46.460 And then you learn about what was going on
00:37:48.160 before the bleeding stopped.
00:37:50.120 Can you read that, please? 0.99
00:37:51.160 The USCIS has successfully pushed naturalizations
00:37:55.380 down over 60% from their peak,
00:37:58.240 going from an average of 70 to 80,000 monthly
00:38:00.580 down to about 30,000.
00:38:02.460 And that sounds good, but we were naturalizing 80,000 people a month.
00:38:07.560 And now it's still 30?
00:38:09.740 Why?
00:38:10.820 So we need that pendulum like it swung and it's coming back,
00:38:14.160 but we need it to come all the way back.
00:38:16.120 We only get a right-wing win.
00:38:17.300 Nope, it stops here.
00:38:18.200 The pendulum stopped?
00:38:19.420 How?
00:38:20.200 I didn't know that.
00:38:21.120 It was supposed to just go back.
00:38:22.760 I wish the pendulum would come.
00:38:24.440 It would be negative and whatever, but that's another right-wing win for us.
00:38:28.860 And then the new DHS secretary.
00:38:31.380 Mark Lane.
00:38:32.180 marquane mullen he was on laura and what he said makes me not confident in him type of covered
00:38:38.780 persecution right to you know qualify as they take advantage of the united states generosity
00:38:44.460 but the problem is is that we want immigration we want legal immigration people that want to
00:38:48.680 make the country stronger we're a nation of immigrants we understand the right kind of
00:38:52.240 immigrants but the right kind of immigrants that's right we want mass deportation but 1.00
00:38:55.640 that's what the american we want to deport all those individuals that came in illegally here's 0.99
00:39:00.440 the catcher. How much does it cost to deport an illegal alien? $18,225 on average to go through
00:39:07.800 the prosecution to deport individuals. Now, if you think about it, underneath the Biden administration,
00:39:11.940 20 million individuals came here illegally. If we go through the process on every single one of
00:39:17.260 those, do the math on that at $18,225 per person. Why does it cost that much? Because of the way
00:39:24.800 the walls are written that's why it costs that much and we're a nation of immigrants he sounds
00:39:31.100 like brylon holahan i know i know it's not good instincts it's not the time for that and it's 0.64
00:39:37.260 worth every penny to deport these people because they're they're lifelong leeches most of them 0.99
00:39:41.520 we've shown you guys on the show the welfare rate of immigrant families it's almost it's at 50 1.00
00:39:46.800 percent and then you don't get me started on the somalis or the afghanis where they're up towards
00:39:50.540 like 70%. So bad. So, um, it's, it's like paid to go away. You pay them to go away. And obviously
00:39:57.580 you're not paying them the money. That's just what it costs overall in terms of like a legal
00:40:01.540 battle, holding them, transporting them, all that stuff. Um, but yeah, this is like, we've said it,
00:40:08.700 you spent how much on COVID, how much on this, this is like a national emergency. So I don't
00:40:13.720 really want to hear how much it costs. Right? Yeah, that's true. And that's how I feel about
00:40:17.620 it too. And here's the thing. It doesn't cost $18,000 to deport somebody. It costs maybe a
00:40:24.960 thousand bucks. You put them on a bus with a bunch of other people. You have to pay the bus
00:40:28.860 driver. You have to own the bus and you have to send them right over the border and you dump them
00:40:33.220 or you send them into Central America and you dump them or you fly them somewhere and you dump them.
00:40:36.900 It doesn't cost $18,000. And I did the math, believe it or not. 50 million illegals times
00:40:43.540 $18,250, it's about a trillion dollars, which is a lot, but it's also probably how much they 0.94
00:40:49.380 take a, you know, in a few years on benefits. Yeah. And their run rate is high and we'll hit
00:40:55.220 a trillion sooner, sooner than later. But what Mark Twain said was interesting how
00:40:59.620 it costs $18,000. So if you do the math, that's a trillion dollars. All right, well, that's not
00:41:04.940 a reasonable option. Let's work on some sort of amnesty thing because a trillion dollars to
00:41:09.860 deport everyone that's crazy and it's like the system was made on purpose so deportation wasn't
00:41:15.320 a rational option yeah totally you know like that's what we're dealing with and like instead
00:41:19.500 of trying to operate within the bounds of that faulty system that was purposely made to keep
00:41:24.660 everyone here illegally we should maybe revamp the system get the buses and just start pushing
00:41:30.120 the people maybe how about a caravan remember the caravans here reverse caravan yeah if everyone 1.00
00:41:34.760 all the engineers and lawyers they can help them on the way back too raise your hand if you helped
00:41:38.960 a caravan on the way here it's like okay get them gone let's all meet in el paso yeah and we're
00:41:44.480 gonna walk over to california and down into mexico like they caravan here they walked here
00:41:49.840 they can walk out maybe but the whole the key takeaway is the whole system is made so all right
00:41:55.840 let's spend all this money to deport everyone boss this is too much this isn't a nor this isn't a
00:42:01.320 good plan all right let's get together and try to figure out amnesty and that's the trick that's
00:42:05.660 the trap yep uh we have more bad immigration news uh the temporary protected status thing that we
00:42:12.480 talk about all the time it's not really temporary yeah um well we're getting into this because of
00:42:17.780 a vote on haiti the house uh resolution blocking trump from deporting 350 000 haitians has passed
00:42:24.240 in the house and seven republicans voted for it along with 212 democrats and it now goes to the
00:42:29.460 senate for a vote so that's the context in which we're talking about this and then we keep hearing
00:42:33.420 that temporary temporary protected status somalia 35 years sudan 28 years was when they got their
00:42:40.460 temporary protected status honduras 26 nicaragua 26 el salvador 24 haiti 16 years and you can see
00:42:47.920 the rest there but haiti a 2010 earthquake and now they're still here haiti's temporary protected
00:42:56.240 status is old enough to drive and an earthquake happened in 2010 right and yeah and now we need
00:43:02.640 to take them. And then the people, the Republicans are cats. They're eating our cats. They're in
00:43:07.720 Charleroi, Pennsylvania, and like basically Amish towns almost. Yeah. And then all the Republicans
00:43:14.200 that voted with the Democrats on this to block are endorsed by Trump. Yes. So it's kind of our
00:43:20.400 own fault. And then this is one of those where we talk about how right wing the state is and then
00:43:26.160 the people. Two of these people are from Florida and you'll see a lot of crossover from the
00:43:29.760 Republicans who are wanting to do the Dignidad Act. Yeah. The Dignidad Act. And so what's so
00:43:35.760 fascinating to me, right, is this is going to the Senate where it probably won't pass. And then it
00:43:41.900 certainly will be vetoed by President Trump. And there's definitely not the numbers to override a
00:43:46.860 veto in some pipe dream world where we all of a sudden really care about Haitians for some reason. 0.88
00:43:51.120 Right. And so all of these, this is the six who voted initially. One more got added. But all of
00:43:57.440 these people put their neck and political career on the line for something that's not even going
00:44:01.760 to pass. And all it did was expose them as being like traitors. Yeah. And it's like, it's like
00:44:06.600 when you run away screaming from a grenade or something and then it doesn't go off and then
00:44:11.660 you're like, oh, that was crazy. Right guys. And then everyone's looking at you like you're a huge
00:44:16.840 pussy. And so that's what these guys did with their political careers. Right. Like, and Maria
00:44:21.960 Elvira Salazar. You should be gone. You're getting primaried. Mike Lawler, your creepy face keeps
00:44:29.440 popping up everywhere. What do you care about Haitians? Does that beard go down to the shirt? 1.00
00:44:35.080 Yeah, I think so. Don't even look too hard. I can't see from here. I don't even want to know.
00:44:38.800 He's disgusting. He's a creep. And then Don Bacon was talking about how we need these people to
00:44:43.680 work jobs. What job? To what end? Why do we need people to do jobs? I can't think of a thing we
00:44:50.380 would need a Haitian for that we don't already have an illegal for? That's what I'm saying. 1.00
00:44:54.660 Or that we can't wait. Yeah. We already have illegals. What do we need Haitians for on top?
00:45:00.120 Yeah. And then if anything, Haiti should be getting our people there. That's what we were 1.00
00:45:05.840 talking about before the show. Like if, if you were serious about like fixing a country, right?
00:45:11.060 Just letting in hundreds of thousands of them to a better country doesn't really give them the 0.99
00:45:15.580 tools to do anything what we should do is send white engineers to haiti and be like hey we're 0.97
00:45:21.160 gonna help you fix your water supply get a couple things up and running make sure the electrical 0.88
00:45:25.120 grid works maybe you guys will have a shot we should have white people in some like class 0.87
00:45:31.320 above haitians who are there to supervise for a while it could be like a graduate program like 0.59
00:45:36.540 we send people from from stanford yeah to haiti and they'll have like an ipad and a drone and
00:45:41.120 go all right we're gonna put an infrastructure thing here and a telephone pole here yeah i don't
00:45:45.340 know what people do to stay alive. Otherwise we're going to pay for their welfare the entire
00:45:49.800 time they're here at rates higher than 50%. And so, um, it's just so stupid to try to do this
00:45:58.760 and try to help. And then Republicans nuke their whole reputation on something that's not going to
00:46:04.240 pass. And it's so stupid and it makes no sense. And then we can see it so clearly and we call it
00:46:09.680 out and then everyone maybe hears it and then they just still do it. Yeah. Like there's no
00:46:13.900 changes even though people are aware of all the fraud and all the tax dollars and all this weird
00:46:18.680 stuff and then it's like ah they found out we're gonna keep doing it yeah and here's to keep the 1.00
00:46:23.460 illegals coming here's an example of the type of stuff that Haitians are up to just this past
00:46:28.020 weekend this is like an older article but just this past weekend at least 184 people were killed
00:46:32.560 in violence orchestrated by the leader of a powerful gang in the Haitian capital of Port-au-Prince
00:46:37.520 this raid or whatever you want to call it targeted elderly people he suspected of
00:46:43.100 sickening his own child by witchcraft.
00:46:46.000 Felix had sought advice from a voodoo priest
00:46:48.360 who told him elderly people in the area
00:46:50.160 had harmed his child.
00:46:51.660 And then he went on to kill at least 100 people
00:46:53.620 Friday and Saturday with machetes and knives. 0.91
00:46:57.000 They were doing witchcraft. 0.98
00:46:58.740 So maybe 500 white people who know how to clean water 1.00
00:47:02.580 and do some infrastructure should be there 0.79
00:47:04.500 to see how things are going.
00:47:05.900 Because otherwise, gangs of machete hackers are there.
00:47:08.740 I don't know.
00:47:09.480 Doesn't seem like the machete people 1.00
00:47:11.640 should be coming here. 1.00
00:47:12.780 That's true.
00:47:13.680 And even like the idea, like what you said is true.
00:47:16.540 Like, oh, we can send engineers to go help them.
00:47:19.840 But that's just a waste of our engineers.
00:47:21.780 I know.
00:47:22.640 We'll just close it off and say, good luck.
00:47:24.320 And then the water purifying plant will be down in five years from now.
00:47:28.020 The train tracks will be stripped for iron or whatever.
00:47:31.200 So we'll just say, good luck. 1.00
00:47:32.440 Good luck in Haiti.
00:47:33.240 It's a beautiful country, right?
00:47:35.100 Nice beaches and great climate.
00:47:37.120 Good luck.
00:47:37.820 You have everything you need.
00:47:39.140 Lauren Chen had a good tweet I wanted to squeeze in here. 1.00
00:47:41.380 We were told that we had to let in migrants to pay for our aging populations, but it turns out the migrants are net drains on our societies, so now we have to raise the retirement age on our aging populations to pay for the migrants. 1.00
00:47:53.920 Doesn't that hurt? 1.00
00:47:54.920 And then the migrants also bring in abuela. 1.00
00:47:56.940 They bring in grandma. 1.00
00:47:58.400 So it doesn't even help, right?
00:48:00.560 Yep, and then a lot of the illegals are doing crimes, obviously.
00:48:04.740 We have a guy who murdered somebody here.
00:48:07.260 Police say 26-year-old Ola Olicatan Adon Adel is the man behind three different shootings in
00:48:13.580 DeKalb County. Two women are dead. One man is in critical condition. In Brookhaven,
00:48:18.600 he's been charged with aggravated assault and possession of a firearm during the commission
00:48:23.020 of a felony. What we know now is that this individual was involved in an incident
00:48:27.860 in DeKalb County, followed by an incident in Brookhaven, and later another incident
00:48:33.700 in DeKalb County. So here's the timeline. It all started around 12.50 Monday morning when DeKalb
00:48:40.120 County police found a woman shot multiple times outside the checkers on Wesley Chapel Road. She
00:48:46.300 died from her injuries. Then almost two hours later, Brookhaven police responded to this Kroger
00:48:51.460 on Peachtree Road to a 49-year-old man shot multiple times while sleeping outside the shopping
00:48:56.960 center. He's in critical condition. And the third shooting happened four hours later around 6.50
00:49:02.880 on Battle Forest Drive.
00:49:04.820 The Cab County Police
00:49:05.760 found 40-year-old 0.73
00:49:06.780 Lauren Bullis 0.75
00:49:07.500 shot and stabbed.
00:49:08.780 She died.
00:49:10.420 He just went on a spree.
00:49:11.960 Yeah.
00:49:12.400 Another Ooga Booga
00:49:13.440 repeat offender.
00:49:14.560 Yeah.
00:49:15.040 Crazy.
00:49:15.620 He has a stupid name.
00:49:16.340 He can't even pronounce it.
00:49:17.780 And he has a rap sheet.
00:49:18.920 He has a criminal record.
00:49:20.140 He's been arrested before
00:49:21.160 multiple times,
00:49:22.000 never got deported.
00:49:23.200 Sexual battery.
00:49:24.680 He's a repeat criminal
00:49:25.660 with a history
00:49:26.120 of sexual battery
00:49:26.780 so severe
00:49:27.320 he was banished
00:49:28.060 from the entire city
00:49:29.100 of Savannah, Georgia.
00:49:30.960 I don't even understand
00:49:31.900 how that could be.
00:49:32.300 The reverse key to the city.
00:49:33.620 Yeah.
00:49:34.220 Yeah.
00:49:35.000 But he only spent 120 days in prison and was let out on early release.
00:49:38.840 And then he murdered two women, then severely, brutally injured a guy who was sleeping.
00:49:44.760 But he came here just like our grandparents did.
00:49:47.340 And that's what they're up to.
00:49:48.560 We have another example here, a Modelo DUI that killed some people.
00:49:52.340 This is a bad one.
00:49:53.980 Two young children who were riding their bikes have passed away after being hit at 90 miles per hour by a drunk, illegal alien with a previous DUI.
00:50:02.300 Eri Roblello Perez, the victims are 12-year-old and 9-year-old.
00:50:07.940 You can see the pictures here.
00:50:09.640 He had previously been charged with alcohol-related offenses and driving without a license,
00:50:13.140 but was never deported.
00:50:14.900 And the mother witnessed the whole thing and desperately tried to save both.
00:50:17.920 Just like a horrible, horrible scene.
00:50:20.200 90 miles an hour.
00:50:21.220 You know where kids are.
00:50:22.740 They're not usually.
00:50:23.360 So that must be on the high end.
00:50:25.800 Kids will play near a street that's like a 40-mile-per-hour zone.
00:50:28.940 So he's at a minimum of 50 miles per hour
00:50:31.560 over the speed limit, drunk.
00:50:33.740 And what's the number one predictor of criminality?
00:50:37.040 Past behavior. 0.98
00:50:38.360 So this is a guy who was here illegally,
00:50:39.960 already had a DUI.
00:50:41.240 And what do we do?
00:50:42.080 We go, oh, I don't know.
00:50:43.780 I don't know.
00:50:44.260 Let's just wait and see.
00:50:45.380 And then two kids dead, right?
00:50:47.120 Super sad.
00:50:48.660 Super, super sad.
00:50:49.720 And then I have an example here.
00:50:51.200 This is kind of like a social experiment thing
00:50:53.240 or maybe like a video that was meant to be nice
00:50:55.860 and then it turned dark.
00:50:57.060 someone sets up a free food stand and we'll just play it in the background so the guy sets up a
00:51:02.540 free food stand take what you need people are coming they're taking things a thing of milk
00:51:08.200 taking some bread and we can kind of fast forward through because it is a long video
00:51:13.180 people are taking people are dropping off more stuff the guy in the wheelchair gets some stuff
00:51:19.220 everyone's kind of taking what they need and it's nice and then some african migrant types come 1.00
00:51:24.560 and they empty the whole stand. 1.00
00:51:28.060 That's like radicalizing stuff.
00:51:30.080 Definitely.
00:51:31.460 It's very low trust shit.
00:51:33.320 And I think it might be because of white colonialism. 0.55
00:51:36.360 Yeah, I think there might be something there.
00:51:37.680 Yeah. 0.94
00:51:38.180 Because like white people took everything 200 years ago 0.97
00:51:41.040 from like Africa and India and America 0.88
00:51:43.900 and everywhere they went.
00:51:44.980 So they got to these countries
00:51:46.500 where they had the free food table set up.
00:51:48.920 Yeah, yeah.
00:51:49.640 And then they took all the free food
00:51:51.300 and all the resources.
00:51:52.220 And now this is kind of their revenge
00:51:53.700 and this is them getting back at white people. 0.73
00:51:55.540 It's a blood memory.
00:51:56.820 Except people are so stupid that they just think
00:51:59.620 no one's watching this table.
00:52:01.460 There's no thought process about 400 years of whatever.
00:52:04.720 It's just no one's at the table, whole thing.
00:52:07.680 And then bigger picture,
00:52:08.680 so much of the immigration argument is like,
00:52:11.420 oh, you don't want immigrants
00:52:13.080 because you're a white supremacist.
00:52:14.840 You want a white country or whatever.
00:52:16.240 And I found a tweet that kind of debunks
00:52:18.420 the whole white supremacy America thing.
00:52:20.700 Yeah, white supremacy operates mysteriously. 0.79
00:52:22.760 It produces better outcomes for Asians than whites, earnings, education, health.
00:52:27.820 It installs and celebrates institutional racism against whites, example, in college admissions.
00:52:33.440 And it suppresses statistics on black dysfunction.
00:52:36.600 So if this is what white supremacy looks like, we're a white supremacy nation, and we brought in like 50 million illegal, we're not doing a great job at it.
00:52:43.480 We're not very good at this whole thing, right?
00:52:45.340 We're not very good. 1.00
00:52:45.680 Discriminate against whites at every college, and we hide all the dysfunction from blacks. 1.00
00:52:51.760 We're not very good at this shit. 1.00
00:52:53.080 Yeah, it doesn't seem to add up.
00:52:55.100 And this is another clip that could be also seen as radicalizing.
00:52:58.300 This is the Texas Mall in 1992. 1.00
00:53:05.160 We need some Haitians here. 1.00
00:53:07.160 Does that guy have two girlfriends?
00:53:08.940 I think it was a child.
00:53:11.400 But that's what they took from you. 1.00
00:53:12.720 You would have had two girlfriends if there weren't any migrants here. 1.00
00:53:15.320 Remember that. 1.00
00:53:15.780 They get along because you're the man because there's no migrants around 1.00
00:53:18.660 and make them nervous. 1.00
00:53:19.440 look at this man and we'll fast forward but like look at this yep this is what we had yeah and
00:53:27.580 then this is 1992 not that not that crazy uh far off so someone who was a little kid in that video
00:53:34.280 watched the whole thing go bad that's the part people saw both sides and obviously i'm not
00:53:40.800 against all immigration there are some good things immigrants do for people and we have an example on
00:53:46.340 this next clip guys this is delhi's viral butter chicken roll and i finally tried it this is from
00:53:51.780 junija's eating plaza in merchant market and cr wow just look at the stuffing juicy creamy butter
00:53:58.500 chicken wrapped inside a soft rule every bite is literally dripping with flavor see we do need some 1.00
00:54:04.760 immigrants so whoever promises to make this can stay but you have to wash your hands yeah or use 0.61
00:54:11.780 a glove i was gonna say whoever makes this can come visit teach a white man exactly how you do 0.81
00:54:17.900 it and then go home but you get a free vacation out of it okay that's that's my deal i'm willing
00:54:22.840 to compromise okay thank you willing to work across the aisle but yeah but you know there
00:54:26.960 is that's like the best immigration thing i can think of or maybe elon musk and what he's doing
00:54:31.960 because he's an immigrant yeah he's a different kind of immigrant though all right well that's
00:54:37.020 the end of the migrant section now moving on to the final page of housekeeping where i can say
00:54:40.100 whatever i want use opportunity to go to post helpless juicy i'll leave a like comment comment
00:54:43.240 again then start yapping po boxes before notifications you'll be on old episodes you'll
00:54:46.900 be watched and the length of this episode you can send to the boys in the group chat okay thank you
00:54:50.700 good job uh i got a little uh thing it's a lymphatic drainage brush and i go like this
00:54:57.820 and it gets all the stuff out of my face so you see my big face yeah you might think oh you have
00:55:03.380 a big fat face this is actually just full of toxins it's all puffy it's not fat it has something
00:55:08.500 to do with my diet or any of the choices i've made it's not your fault it's not my fault at all
00:55:14.040 it was uh it was just done to you it was the toxins the whole time okay you go like this
00:55:19.420 and you go like this and then you push it out and it feels really good and then you get it to your
00:55:25.280 neck and then you push it out and then i don't know it goes in here yeah it gets lower it goes
00:55:30.580 through your heart and you get dyno or you go like this and push it out of your mouth but yeah it's
00:55:35.260 This is not a fat-face problem.
00:55:36.840 This is just a puffy-face problem, and I'm working on it.
00:55:39.020 Very good.
00:55:39.620 All right.
00:55:40.940 An update.
00:55:41.620 Tenth person linked to top-secret U.S. nuclear research has disappeared without a trace,
00:55:46.280 according to the Daily Mail.
00:55:47.560 So another alien scientist is gone, taking the total to 10 now.
00:55:51.360 I think we're on to something.
00:55:52.420 Okay.
00:55:52.960 And you've seen that get covered in the mainstream, too.
00:55:55.380 For sure.
00:55:55.680 And we were early to that.
00:55:56.580 For sure.
00:55:56.700 We called it out at, like, two or three.
00:55:58.060 I know.
00:55:58.760 Two is a trend.
00:56:00.160 And now they're like, eight are missing.
00:56:01.180 But what is this?
00:56:01.860 Nuclear research, specifically?
00:56:03.460 I don't know why it crosses over to aliens.
00:56:05.260 There was some alien and then nuclear?
00:56:07.020 Well, the alien ships use a certain type of free energy,
00:56:10.620 anti-gravity propulsion that I think is tied into nuclear
00:56:13.960 and is free energy for the world.
00:56:16.680 And those guys were reverse engineering the alien stuff,
00:56:19.500 and now they're all missing.
00:56:20.420 But the good news is they could be at the underground bases
00:56:23.520 waiting for phase two.
00:56:24.860 Okay, what's phase two?
00:56:26.200 When the event happens.
00:56:28.920 What's the event?
00:56:30.280 Can't really say it.
00:56:31.340 Why not? Do you know it?
00:56:32.700 And then we're all going to have to go underground,
00:56:34.420 And then we're going to go, wow, underground bases.
00:56:36.620 These are already made.
00:56:37.560 These are cities down here.
00:56:39.340 We already had these.
00:56:40.400 And they're going to go, yeah, just in case an event happened.
00:56:42.900 And they're going to put us underground.
00:56:44.640 And a lot of people are not going to make it underground.
00:56:47.700 Most people are probably going to die.
00:56:49.560 But that's what the show Paradise is about.
00:56:51.140 You saw Paradise.
00:56:52.380 Yeah.
00:56:52.660 Yeah, it's fun to pretend, buddy.
00:56:54.420 It is fun to pretend.
00:56:55.620 Until it happens, then you'll be calling me.
00:56:57.360 What do I do?
00:56:58.300 What's phase three?
00:56:59.440 You called phase two so perfectly.
00:57:02.220 I'm a fucking idiot.
00:57:03.240 and you're going to say, say, I'm a fucking idiot.
00:57:04.900 I'm going to go, I'm a fucking idiot.
00:57:06.020 What do I do?
00:57:07.000 But until then, it's fun to pretend, buddy.
00:57:10.520 Fun little imagination.
00:57:12.620 This is like you talk to your parents at parent-teacher night.
00:57:14.900 He's got quite the active imagination, huh?
00:57:17.160 He's always pretending, making up scenarios.
00:57:18.840 I'm like over here, like, yeah.
00:57:20.700 All right.
00:57:21.320 The next clip can be categorized as stuff you didn't know about.
00:57:25.180 I thought this was really interesting.
00:57:27.180 I'd never seen anything like this.
00:57:28.780 It is a little bit of a long clip, but it's worth it.
00:57:31.600 So you can see I'm pushing this thing, right?
00:57:35.080 Yeah.
00:57:36.000 I haven't seen this yet.
00:57:37.520 All right, you're going to like this.
00:57:38.700 You're not going to believe it.
00:57:40.620 It's a sport, and it's a pretty simple sport.
00:57:43.340 You push the thing, and you see the technique.
00:57:46.020 You push, and you run, and you push, and you run.
00:57:51.040 I see the technique, and they're just racing each other, huh?
00:57:55.040 And they're racing each other, pushing the sled, and then you hand it off to your partner.
00:58:01.600 so you get what's going on right oh yeah and they're pushing and you steer it
00:58:07.580 and it's an interesting sport and here's where it gets really interesting
00:58:12.380 you ready for this you're not going to see this coming
00:58:15.400 what was that they just launch it there's a person inside steering it now oh my god the third leg
00:58:24.980 is like a person like steering this wagon
00:58:28.900 I think there's another driver a chance to roll because I think each driver is qualified.
00:58:32.280 Because at first I'm like.
00:58:33.140 They're laying down in there?
00:58:34.120 Yeah.
00:58:34.580 And at first I was like, how is, are they just hoping they just like pushed it in the right way where it goes with the road?
00:58:39.560 And then I realized there's a person inside.
00:58:43.120 So that's the third leg of it.
00:58:44.640 And then someone picks it back up at the end to finish.
00:58:48.240 All right.
00:58:48.620 We get the gist.
00:58:49.440 But did you, weren't you surprised when they pushed it and it kept going?
00:58:53.420 What's that called?
00:58:54.160 Do you know? 0.99
00:58:55.080 Weird push sport.
00:58:56.320 he makes things up and likes to pretend well that's not made up i know but if i said oh i
00:59:04.360 have the sport and you're gonna lay down in a sled i'm gonna pass it to you and then you're 0.77
00:59:08.240 gonna drive you go this is stupid and then they're on tv how do you get into that i don't know you 0.67
00:59:14.140 break your legs or well the driver like used to be a race car or something he gets hurt really 0.67
00:59:19.200 or a toboggan yeah bobsled it's kind of bobsled off season stuff summer bobsled summer bobsled
00:59:25.820 training, and then not everyone makes it to the Olympics, all right, we might as well
00:59:29.120 compete with each other.
00:59:29.920 Okay.
00:59:30.420 We cracked it.
00:59:31.220 Sure.
00:59:31.440 All right.
00:59:31.700 I had a little bit of an encounter with some people yesterday, and it was caught on camera,
00:59:36.660 and it's not my proudest moment, but I'm obviously going to show you guys before you see it on
00:59:40.140 your own.
00:59:40.900 I got into a little bit of a tussle.
00:59:42.220 You got me on, bro.
00:59:55.820 yeah that's you you see it takes three guys to hold me down well you know what here's one of
01:00:07.160 the things that i have a problem with all right they eventually get him right yeah yeah here's 0.66
01:00:14.420 one of the things i have a problem with this guy is on his back has his neck and then oh shit i 0.70
01:00:20.920 forgot i can't choke somebody because of police rules and then they just have to wrestle him even 0.90
01:00:25.060 harder just choke his ass out yeah that's true so i'm okay okay took three of them to wrestle me 0.80
01:00:31.620 down i did look kind of fat and sloppy with the titties out but that's normal i am okay you're 0.84
01:00:36.140 not fat you just have lymphatic issues yeah and i'm working on it okay there you go all right
01:00:40.420 well that's the end of housekeeping we're now moving on to cringe of the week
01:00:43.480 all right our first stories from cringe take place at disney and disney parks throughout
01:00:50.200 the country. There's a couple here, but we're going to start with a lady who brings a fake
01:00:54.780 baby to the Disney water park. And here she is. And everyone thinks, oh, it's just like a mom and 1.00
01:01:03.020 a baby taking pictures and enjoying the water park. But it's actually a fake baby. And this
01:01:09.620 person is insane. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This person is clinically insane or just doing it for
01:01:15.500 social media. There's two routes. I'm trying to get people riled up on social media or something
01:01:20.000 traumatic happened to me and i'm coping in an extremely unhealthy way now it's one of those two
01:01:25.260 either or a coin flip right but i wonder um like you think it's all for a bit and if you met her
01:01:31.500 she'd go oh i know i just piss people off i don't even carry this thing around i just shoot this in
01:01:35.660 five minutes and then i enjoy my trip that's it could be it could be but uh the body tells me 0.61
01:01:41.740 something the type body is telling me something that maybe this is real maybe had a tough time
01:01:47.100 having a baby of her own or something.
01:01:48.780 That's what I'm saying.
01:01:49.560 And like, you can't make fun of someone for that,
01:01:52.560 but you can call out the unhealthy coping afterwards.
01:01:56.660 Like somebody loses a baby, like, oh my God,
01:01:58.280 I can't even imagine what you're going through.
01:02:00.200 This is crazy.
01:02:02.340 What are you doing with that doll though?
01:02:03.920 You know, it becomes like this, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02:06.440 You got to talk to someone.
01:02:07.880 No, let her cope in her own way.
01:02:09.280 You don't understand.
01:02:10.140 It's like that part.
01:02:11.340 No, I do know enough to know that this is not the right way.
01:02:14.340 That's what I'm saying.
01:02:15.240 So.
01:02:15.560 And then we have another guy at Disney.
01:02:17.100 leather Disney daddy, I'm calling
01:02:19.540 him.
01:02:20.960 Here he is. I think it says Sergeant
01:02:23.400 Boots on his tag, and this is
01:02:25.420 an all leather fit.
01:02:27.140 He's got the Disney glasses. Are those Mickey?
01:02:29.440 Oh yeah, double Mickey glasses. And he's
01:02:31.480 all leather twinked up, absolutely
01:02:33.180 squeaky. He walks in and probably
01:02:34.860 Yeah, and this
01:02:37.320 was shot in the same weekend Lindsey Graham was
01:02:39.300 there.
01:02:41.140 Not going to say what happened,
01:02:43.080 but he's probably getting blackmailed for
01:02:45.400 And we've shown the weird people at Disney.
01:02:47.240 There was that princess that time with the mustache.
01:02:49.660 Mr. Man princess with the eye blush. 0.68
01:02:52.320 What do you call that? 1.00
01:02:52.920 Eyeshadow?
01:02:53.740 Yeah, yeah.
01:02:54.400 That's eyeshadow.
01:02:55.180 And the mustache.
01:02:55.960 Yeah, he's great.
01:02:57.480 But now Leather Daddy's in town, so step aside, brother.
01:03:00.080 That's a good point. 1.00
01:03:01.400 And then speaking of trans and trans stuff, I thought this was an interesting stat.
01:03:05.860 Caitlyn Jenner killed the name Caitlyn.
01:03:08.440 When Bruce Jenner became Caitlyn, the popularity of the name Caitlyn crashed.
01:03:12.620 It went from 588th most popular baby name to dropping out of the top 1,000, and you can see it just kind of nuking.
01:03:20.160 And he decided to go by Caitlyn, and then the whole thing was, call me Caitlyn.
01:03:25.500 So, like, that was the catchphrase for it, so it absolutely nuked the name.
01:03:28.700 And everyone with the baby list name just went.
01:03:31.020 Yeah. 0.62
01:03:32.380 Which is kind of appropriate, right?
01:03:34.320 But it is interesting.
01:03:35.320 And I think Alexa kind of got ruined almost, too, with Amazon.
01:03:39.880 So you can get derailed by, you know, Joe Biden, other people's choices.
01:03:45.580 No, no one calls Joe Biden anymore.
01:03:47.820 Joe, Joe is a classic name.
01:03:49.520 Oh, that's true.
01:03:50.480 Come on.
01:03:50.900 They kept Joe.
01:03:51.720 Yeah.
01:03:51.920 But you can get, you can get kind of one-shotted by like something outside of your control and it sucks.
01:03:57.620 I mean, there was that whole office space bit where, what was the guy's name?
01:04:00.760 Michael Bolton.
01:04:01.560 And he refused to change his name because Michael Bolton.
01:04:04.720 Yeah.
01:04:05.380 But be careful out there.
01:04:07.500 Hopefully nothing happens to my name.
01:04:09.280 Yeah.
01:04:09.880 Hopefully no Richard Ratboy does anything bad. 1.00
01:04:13.240 Richard Ratboy went trans. 0.96
01:04:14.520 And remember that one time there was, oh, she calls me Ratboy? 1.00
01:04:17.940 That was almost that person ruining Ratboy for you with that non-binary couple. 1.00
01:04:23.280 The limbless trans Ratboy calls him booger face and shit eater and piss drinker. 1.00
01:04:30.120 We had to have a talk after. 1.00
01:04:33.000 I'm making that up.
01:04:33.960 We had to have a talk after and like, do we still want to keep the name Ratboy?
01:04:36.940 Did this ruin it?
01:04:37.660 And we're like, no, we're going to go ahead.
01:04:39.120 We did it first.
01:04:41.100 We did.
01:04:41.580 You almost ruined the name Rap Boy for them.
01:04:43.980 No.
01:04:44.460 I can't call you that anymore, honey.
01:04:45.940 It's a racist podcast.
01:04:47.820 That's pretty good.
01:04:48.360 Yeah, that's what we should do.
01:04:49.340 We should impose our will on them, not the other way around.
01:04:51.820 Stop using that name.
01:04:53.040 Yep.
01:04:53.420 All right, next we have a clip from couples that over communicate.
01:04:57.320 Do you want to turn off the TV and go snuggle in bed?
01:05:00.720 Yeah, that sounds so nice.
01:05:02.440 What kind of snuggle are you up for?
01:05:04.920 Let's be naked and let's talk for a bit.
01:05:07.540 I feel like we haven't had much time to connect this week.
01:05:09.780 Hey, thank you so much for initiating.
01:05:12.340 You know how much being close means to me.
01:05:14.980 Thank you for asking me what I am up for.
01:05:17.680 It didn't feel like pressure, and let's see where things go.
01:05:20.580 Okay, I love you.
01:05:21.560 I love you too. 1.00
01:05:24.140 It's like all this female corporate talk in a relationship now. 1.00
01:05:28.360 Yeah, these people's parents are out of the picture, 0.99
01:05:30.480 and they just are raised by HR at this point.
01:05:33.260 Or AI.
01:05:34.080 I think so, man.
01:05:35.280 And you spend like multiple minutes talking about something that takes like 30 seconds.
01:05:39.800 Hey, honey, I'm going to take out the trash now, if that's okay with you.
01:05:42.120 Are you feeling okay with me taking out the trash?
01:05:44.140 It's like, yeah, I appreciate you asking, but I would also appreciate if you wore your shoes
01:05:48.340 because when you go out barefoot, you do track in dirt, and I am the one who mops the floor.
01:05:52.800 And maybe it's time to double bag it because, you know, remember that leak two years ago?
01:05:57.880 So, yeah, maybe we can learn from this, and maybe when you come back, I'll tell you more.
01:06:02.160 Oh, thank you for considering me and the cleanup for the bag were to rip again.
01:06:06.420 And thank you for putting your shoes on.
01:06:07.820 And maybe we can agree to have some days where you mop the floor.
01:06:11.080 Oh, I would like that.
01:06:12.680 And then the task itself is 30 seconds and the conversation is four minutes. 0.51
01:06:16.340 Just take the trash out.
01:06:17.740 And this is kind of like the Disney baby that we just talked about.
01:06:21.600 Like, did she brutally cheat on this guy and lose all trust and they're desperately getting back together and now they have to talk like this?
01:06:28.280 Yeah, I'm getting a call from Carol.
01:06:29.720 Here it is right here.
01:06:30.440 Hey, Carol, what's up?
01:06:31.960 Here she is talking to me now.
01:06:33.160 This is Carol.
01:06:33.860 This is not my ex-boyfriend, Tommy,
01:06:36.100 labeled Carol in my iPhone.
01:06:37.580 I just want to make sure of that.
01:06:38.640 Like there's some bad trauma.
01:06:40.180 And then obviously these people got mic'd up
01:06:42.000 and like we're doing it kind of as like content
01:06:44.220 instead of how they really talk.
01:06:45.680 But then who's it for?
01:06:47.040 The fake scenario?
01:06:49.400 This is bad.
01:06:50.440 HR, people are getting like,
01:06:53.340 they're hanging around HR too much.
01:06:55.960 And then they're picking up the mannerisms
01:06:58.180 and the way the corporate speak HR talk.
01:07:01.980 And then that's not how you have to talk in real life.
01:07:04.980 And a man and a woman who are in a relationship together,
01:07:07.840 like married,
01:07:08.940 you should basically be able to communicate pretty easily.
01:07:13.140 Like, oh, I know her intentions there.
01:07:14.780 Like there's this assume beneficial thing that goes up,
01:07:18.000 but then they have to over talk it.
01:07:20.380 And I don't know.
01:07:21.520 Hon, you want to go cuddle?
01:07:22.640 Are you going to get bricked?
01:07:23.820 Yeah.
01:07:24.200 I might be a little bricked.
01:07:25.300 I'm going to be a little bricked.
01:07:26.260 Yeah.
01:07:26.680 Okay.
01:07:27.200 Yeah.
01:07:27.520 I'm going to get hard.
01:07:29.440 I'm going to get bricked.
01:07:30.200 Is that OK with you, babe?
01:07:31.740 All right.
01:07:32.260 Let's move on to our next story.
01:07:34.160 Joe Biden did some sort of C-SPAN presentation at a college, which I didn't know he was still out talking to people.
01:07:40.540 He's getting reps out there.
01:07:41.720 He's still showing up.
01:07:42.900 And he called a black guy.
01:07:45.180 He spoke to a black guy and he called him on stage and he said he looks like Barack.
01:07:48.480 And then people are saying it's racist.
01:07:50.320 Turn around one guy and say, Barack, what are you doing?
01:07:54.960 Come here.
01:07:55.960 Come here.
01:07:56.920 Come here.
01:07:57.520 I feel like he should be standing on the right
01:08:05.980 and I should be standing on the left.
01:08:08.500 Hey, did you just look at Barack?
01:08:11.160 Anyway, as I said, you've done good.
01:08:14.680 Doesn't look like Barack.
01:08:16.500 Yeah, it kind of does.
01:08:18.020 And people on the right were like tweeting this clip
01:08:20.500 and trying to get it to make it seem like
01:08:22.560 Joe Biden's racist for saying that.
01:08:24.500 The guy does look like Barack.
01:08:26.180 He's close enough.
01:08:27.100 to an 89-year-old man
01:08:28.800 or whatever the fuck Joe Biden is at this point?
01:08:31.200 Dementia-ridden? 1.00
01:08:32.320 Yeah, and like black people 1.00
01:08:33.740 aren't allowed to look like other black people
01:08:35.960 because it's racist.
01:08:36.940 Like, that's the part I don't fully understand.
01:08:39.000 I don't know.
01:08:39.300 I thought he just looked tan.
01:08:40.380 I didn't even know what this guy was.
01:08:41.680 He just looked like really tan.
01:08:42.760 He does look like Barack.
01:08:43.820 Yeah.
01:08:44.040 He's a tall, lanky black guy
01:08:45.780 with short hair and a suit.
01:08:47.360 Yeah.
01:08:47.680 And he kind of talks like in a certain way.
01:08:49.620 Yeah.
01:08:49.940 And Joe Biden can't hurt me anymore.
01:08:51.420 So anything he does is fun.
01:08:53.300 It's not something to use against him anymore.
01:08:55.140 Yeah.
01:08:55.520 So you shouldn't get in trouble for that.
01:08:57.100 And on the right, you shouldn't be trying to say Joe Biden's racist.
01:08:59.960 What you do get in trouble for is when you compare black people to certain animals.
01:09:04.020 Yeah, that's a no-no.
01:09:05.220 For example, the new up-and-coming sprinter Gaut Gaut from Africa.
01:09:09.280 Yeah.
01:09:09.540 You can't say what he looks like.
01:09:11.400 Definitely not.
01:09:12.180 And you also probably would get arrested if you drew him.
01:09:15.460 In certain countries, yeah.
01:09:16.560 I could draw him freely in America still.
01:09:18.620 But Gaut Gaut.
01:09:20.520 Interesting name.
01:09:21.160 You know?
01:09:22.100 And you look at that picture and you go, you look like a normal guy.
01:09:26.000 An Olympic athlete.
01:09:27.100 Normal guy.
01:09:28.040 Completely regular.
01:09:29.260 Same as me.
01:09:30.900 No, you don't.
01:09:31.960 You look like Barack.
01:09:32.860 You look like Barack.
01:09:33.720 You might get in trouble for that, too.
01:09:35.780 I don't know.
01:09:36.700 All right.
01:09:37.140 Our next story. 0.97
01:09:38.680 This nail salon in Buckhead has a special technique to attract customers.
01:09:46.880 So she's got some sort of, like, mimosa, a hookah, a foot bath with orange peels. 0.86
01:09:54.380 She's being constantly massaged. 0.91
01:09:56.380 What are those?
01:09:56.720 some flower petals and stuff, lavender maybe. 0.99
01:09:59.000 They're squeezing orange on her.
01:10:00.400 Smoke is constantly going.
01:10:02.220 This is really getting pampered. 1.00
01:10:04.740 Treating her like a seafood boil. 1.00
01:10:06.400 Yeah, they're seasoning her up. 0.99
01:10:07.600 They're going to grill her. 1.00
01:10:08.720 And the nail salon- 1.00
01:10:09.540 Honey? 1.00
01:10:09.860 Is that just honey on her legs?
01:10:11.160 It doesn't even feel good.
01:10:12.200 It's sticky.
01:10:12.500 That's sticky.
01:10:13.960 That's not even-
01:10:14.640 And then they roll it out with a dough roller, 1.00
01:10:16.460 her giant fat calves. 1.00
01:10:18.000 Absorb it. 1.00
01:10:18.980 Yeah. 1.00
01:10:19.340 She gets a little bit of a sugar spike 0.98
01:10:21.300 from absorbing it through her skin. 1.00
01:10:22.960 And the nail salon people know how to run up the charges. 1.00
01:10:25.600 Yeah. 1.00
01:10:25.880 I think the Vietnamese are evolving and they're learning how to target, uh, black customers who 0.66
01:10:31.700 want to spend like they're on some luxury trip or something. Yeah. You spend 50 cents for an 0.94
01:10:37.440 orange, you slice it up, you use it across like three customers, put it on their legs and you
01:10:42.180 say $30 citrus peel charge and you pour on some hot liquid, you give her a hookah, turn her into
01:10:49.020 a seafood boil and you might need to have her pay before she starts the service. That's the only 1.00
01:10:55.040 thing because you could lose bank. I would run off on this service if I was a certain type of
01:10:59.340 lady. Uh, and the nails are, uh, you know, obviously we've talked about how obstructive 1.00
01:11:04.000 they are to day-to-day tasks, but they look good. They came out great. But yeah, I want to know how
01:11:08.340 much this costs and I want to know how much, you know, a good business is always trying to upsell
01:11:14.420 you. A good business always has add-ons or different pricing tiers. And I think we just
01:11:19.120 found the top of the nail salon market. Yeah. I don't agree with nails like that. It's not
01:11:24.080 something i would ever get but it is art yeah that's like hard to do and that person who did 1.00
01:11:30.140 it is talented i certainly don't fault the vietnamese ladies for gutting this woman for
01:11:35.240 as much as she can give so true you know all right our last clip that's tax that's tax refund shit 1.00
01:11:40.160 too remember what i was saying earlier about tax refund got you acting crazy this is the type of 0.83
01:11:44.760 shit you do i finally got my refund give me the full package you start smoking the hookah you go 0.80
01:11:50.900 crazy so they cut up a 50 cent orange into a third and go oh we're giving you the special stuff 0.86
01:11:55.560 all right our last clip from cringe is an example of black prom it's black prom season again
01:12:01.320 and they're out and about copyright music over it but they have this big intro for this young
01:12:08.040 man in the blue tux with the nikes or whatever basketball shoes 2026 keyland watch his dad
01:12:16.020 His dad kind of likes it a little too much.
01:12:18.440 His dad got dressed up too.
01:12:20.680 So they got the sparklers.
01:12:22.120 And everyone's so proud that their kid was-
01:12:25.120 Like, is he dad?
01:12:26.340 Allowed to go to prom?
01:12:27.900 That's what I'm saying.
01:12:28.560 All you got to do is buy a ticket to prom.
01:12:30.700 You only get not allowed to go to prom if you did something horrible, right?
01:12:33.840 Yeah.
01:12:34.260 It's like, oh, we're so proud of you going to prom with all those in-school suspensions
01:12:37.980 and the 1.6 GPA.
01:12:40.380 They said you weren't allowed to go, but you're going.
01:12:42.700 That takes determination.
01:12:44.100 Yeah.
01:12:44.380 This is crazy.
01:12:46.020 For what?
01:12:47.240 What did you do?
01:12:48.160 For what?
01:12:48.860 Did you graduate?
01:12:49.920 I don't know.
01:12:50.760 You don't have to graduate to go to prom a lot of times.
01:12:53.260 Yeah.
01:12:53.620 Well, I'm happy for him, and we're not being mean.
01:12:56.500 Eh, you were a little bit.
01:12:58.240 I was, and usually you're the meaner one.
01:13:02.500 I don't think that's true.
01:13:04.080 All right.
01:13:04.700 Well, we'll think about it.
01:13:06.220 All right, well, that's the end of Cringe.
01:13:07.140 We'll reflect on who's meaner.
01:13:09.100 That's the end of Cringe, and I'm moving on to Urban Decay. 0.92
01:13:11.720 all right our first story from urban decay a man was caught after he killed his trans
01:13:18.480 girlfriend with a hammer and he googled how to kill someone with a hammer before killing his
01:13:24.100 trans girlfriend with a hammer prosecutors say we're going to read some context here uh prosecutors
01:13:29.540 said the two spent part of easter sunday together and video showed them returning to curtis's
01:13:33.980 apartment building that evening sometime between 11 40 p.m that night and the early next morning
01:13:39.300 Bell struck Curtis repeatedly in the head with a hammer.
01:13:41.780 Prosecutors alleged surveillance video then shows Bell leaving the apartment building alone at 1 a.m. on the morning after Easter.
01:13:49.560 And here's where it gets dumb.
01:13:51.820 Inside Bell's backpack, investigators allegedly found a tool belt containing a hammer with suspect blood on the claw.
01:13:59.400 Suspect blood was also found on the screwdriver and a tablet found in the backpack.
01:14:03.900 A search of Bell's phone uncovered two searches that prosecutors say were made before Curtis's death, how to kill someone with a hammer.
01:14:11.820 And if a person gets hit in the head with a hammer while sleeping, what happens?
01:14:17.140 And he didn't even get rid of the murder weapon.
01:14:19.780 So he comes in to eventually talk to the police and he's got a bloody hammer, bloody screwdriver, bloody tablet.
01:14:26.580 And then the tablet has the searches how to kill someone with a hammer.
01:14:30.640 Yeah.
01:14:31.320 And then if you think about it, there's a dead trans person all smashed in.
01:14:35.320 First suspect, boyfriend leaving the apartment on camera with a hammer.
01:14:40.100 Yeah, let's go talk to him.
01:14:41.320 It's like an episode of Law & Order, SVU. 1.00
01:14:43.620 Yeah, bum bum.
01:14:44.700 Let's talk to the boyfriend.
01:14:46.800 Oh, his backpack's full of shit that did it.
01:14:49.300 We don't even have to go talk to the garbage truck guy on the route.
01:14:51.780 And we don't even have to go talk to the south side cop.
01:14:54.760 It's a three-minute episode of Law & Order.
01:14:56.980 Bum bum.
01:14:57.600 The intro's longer than the episode.
01:15:00.040 Easy day for the cops.
01:15:01.180 Did you Google how to kill someone in the head with a hammer 1.00
01:15:03.400 and then your trans girlfriend is dead with a hammer? 1.00
01:15:07.120 Yep. 1.00
01:15:07.680 Yeah, okay.
01:15:08.760 Hammer's right there.
01:15:09.760 Phone's right there.
01:15:11.160 We can't sell any ads on this episode.
01:15:13.620 We're going to have to make the story a little harder.
01:15:16.080 Bum, bum.
01:15:16.660 Yeah.
01:15:17.000 Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. 0.57
01:15:18.640 Let's run the intro out.
01:15:19.940 Bum, bum.
01:15:21.160 Bum, bum, bum, bum.
01:15:23.100 Does it make for a good episode of Law and Order?
01:15:25.680 And then, you know what?
01:15:27.500 This will be used against us. 0.54
01:15:29.660 Trans violence, victims of trans violence.
01:15:32.100 Their domestic partners beat them at 600% rates of a normal relationship. 0.95
01:15:37.160 And it's just some stupid 65 IQ black guy who kills his fucking boyfriend with a hammer. 0.98
01:15:44.060 And then we get blamed for it. 0.85
01:15:45.180 And then right-wingers somehow get blamed when it's a hood thing.
01:15:47.800 Someone called him gay in the hood.
01:15:49.560 And yeah.
01:15:50.460 And he had to do something.
01:15:51.340 And he had to avenge his honor.
01:15:52.740 All right, our next story, it's just a tweet and it's super sad.
01:15:56.060 A hairstylist was stabbed to death in Florida.
01:15:59.040 Yeah, and the suspect claimed he was murdering for self-defense, and it's another black-on-white murder.
01:16:07.780 And if you look at the picture, look at the picture side-by-side of these two, which of the two people you think needed to act in self-defense?
01:16:15.700 Yeah, he feared for his life when this petite, attractive white woman approached him or something.
01:16:21.940 And he's like a dead-eyed career criminal with multiple mug shots.
01:16:26.840 And then Democrats will go, I don't know.
01:16:28.780 I need more context.
01:16:30.120 We need to see a study about what happened.
01:16:33.040 So that's super sad.
01:16:34.540 Always be judging a book by its cover.
01:16:36.700 That's what we talk about. 0.99
01:16:37.800 Unkempt dreads type, you know?
01:16:39.620 And that doesn't necessarily have to be dreads.
01:16:41.840 Like, look at this hair on him.
01:16:43.420 Unkempt.
01:16:43.900 It's one whole thing.
01:16:45.960 This is how Robin Williams looked after he got out of Jumanji.
01:16:50.120 So if you see any Jumanji types, we're throwing that in the walkaway category.
01:16:54.620 If you see anyone, it looks like they may have just escaped the game Jumanji.
01:16:58.400 They were waiting for 30 years for someone to roll doubles.
01:17:01.400 And finally, some kids found Jumanji again.
01:17:03.900 Yeah, you got to stay away from that.
01:17:05.980 All right, we have some more fake good news.
01:17:09.380 Turns out-
01:17:10.540 This is actually a version of a left-wing win.
01:17:12.900 We explained a right-wing win, which is you stop some profuse bleeding,
01:17:16.020 and now it's just a little less than it was.
01:17:17.560 This is actually a left-wing win.
01:17:19.360 Yep. Turns out the homicide rate in Baltimore has gone down 60 percent since 2021.
01:17:25.440 And here's Mayor Brandon Scott talking about it.
01:17:27.820 And listen to his like marble mouth, nothing explanation at the beginning.
01:17:32.400 Solutions that hold gun companies, gun traffickers and gun offenders accountable.
01:17:37.720 Solutions that bring together community members, police officers and trusted violence voices to intervene in those conflicts.
01:17:45.580 Solutions that offer folks a chance to change their life and choose a better path, but will hold them accountable if they continue to harm others.
01:17:56.640 These smart on crime solutions have reduced homicides and non-favorite shootings in Baltimore by 60% in the last five years.
01:18:13.020 Wow. So what did you do?
01:18:15.240 did you increase funding for the police? Are you keeping repeat offenders off the streets?
01:18:19.700 What's the trick? Well, we brought stakeholders, community members, police,
01:18:23.900 and everyone together. And then we said, and we, we, we got the gun companies too.
01:18:29.660 It's all like nothing statements. What policy did you keep people in jail? Cause then that's
01:18:35.260 also the DA's job. It's not really the mayor, right? Exactly. But go ahead. No, go ahead.
01:18:40.880 Oh, here's what really happened. The murder rate is still bad. That's the key. So it was a 60%
01:18:48.240 decrease and that sounds good. But the 60% decrease was from 2021 when the numbers were
01:18:53.500 really, really bad. And I have the numbers here. In 2021, the homicide rate in Baltimore was 58
01:18:59.600 for every 100,000 people. And now it's 22.7, which is a 60% decrease, which sounds good. 0.99
01:19:06.220 and it is a solid decline, but it's still five times the national average of 4.2 per 100,000
01:19:12.160 people. El Salvador is two per 100,000 people. So it's a good decline, but it's still way worse
01:19:18.900 and more violent than like the most violent African countries. We have some stats here. 1.00
01:19:23.520 South Africa, their homicide rate per 100,000 is between 36 and 42. So in 2021, Baltimore's
01:19:32.420 homicide rate was worse than South Africa, and now it's slightly better. 0.96
01:19:37.060 Worse than Nigeria, worse than the Central African Republic, worse than Namibia.
01:19:41.660 And so basically, we all know what happened in 2020 when police lawlessness came out. There was
01:19:46.560 like an entire year of crazy crime stats and murders and lawlessness. And so the mayor now
01:19:52.680 is circling the block and being like, 60% drop from the worst year in recent history, right? 1.00
01:19:58.520 Worse than third world countries. 1.00
01:19:59.720 So they're bragging about it. And then the main point is like, okay, what, what policy led to this? There's this vague, like, we're, we're, we're giving people chances. It's like, okay, but why did the murders go down? It's like, we're corroborating with police, but, but why? Who stopped the murders? 1.00
01:20:18.300 Gun manufacturing.
01:20:18.720 Manufacturing.
01:20:19.560 It's all these vague things that don't do it.
01:20:21.440 And then he's riding just a declining trend and then trying to take credit for it.
01:20:25.000 And what's the phrase?
01:20:26.600 Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan.
01:20:29.940 This is one of those examples where it's just like, come in and take credit for this.
01:20:35.500 You didn't do anything. 0.92
01:20:36.600 And the murder rate's still bad and comparable to some African countries.
01:20:40.220 Yeah, it's still five times our national average.
01:20:42.520 And if you wanted to maybe find a way to justify it or explain what happened,
01:20:47.200 You could say, was it the 37,000 illegals that Maryland deported in the last few years? 0.81
01:20:53.340 That would at least be part of it. 0.63
01:20:54.960 But obviously, as a Democrat, you can't acknowledge that that had any help on crime, right?
01:20:59.720 Because according to Democrats, actually, immigrants commit crime at a lower rate than Baltimore. 0.99
01:21:06.960 And that would be true, actually. 1.00
01:21:08.860 That probably would be true.
01:21:10.080 But yeah, this whole thing where they don't have any policies.
01:21:14.020 Like we've been talking about San Francisco a little bit.
01:21:17.200 You can make a case for San Francisco's taking a few steps.
01:21:20.000 I haven't seen anything out of Baltimore that's even close to similar.
01:21:23.300 It's not as bad as how bad it was.
01:21:25.040 It's not as bad as the peak.
01:21:26.280 It's like saying, hey, I bought stock in 1930, right after the 1929 crash.
01:21:30.980 I'm up 100%.
01:21:32.080 It's like, okay, you timed the market.
01:21:34.920 I don't know what to say, right?
01:21:36.320 You bought the dead bottom.
01:21:37.720 Yeah.
01:21:38.760 That's it.
01:21:39.260 You're cherry picking a point to compare it against and then patting yourself on the back for it.
01:21:44.260 Thanks.
01:21:44.680 Is Baltimore any nicer?
01:21:45.980 Is anything better?
01:21:47.200 This is why everyone's trying to move here now, now that it's safe. 1.00
01:21:50.280 Now that it's safer than Nambia, people are trying to get here. 0.97
01:21:53.720 All right, our next story is about a Charlotte judge who knocked down the bond on a shooter. 0.79
01:21:58.880 Officers arrested Luis Marcano, saying that he had fired that gun while under the influence of alcohol and narcotics.
01:22:05.420 Investigators say his wife tried to wrestle the gun away from him and then accidentally shot herself in the stomach.
01:22:11.100 Her seven-month-old fetus was killed.
01:22:13.260 Right now, Marcano has a $1 million bond.
01:22:15.880 We're working to find out more about that woman's condition tonight.
01:22:19.500 So knock down that bond from a million dollars to 25K.
01:22:22.940 The guy killed an unborn baby.
01:22:24.800 They called it an unborn fetus. 0.99
01:22:26.640 And he's a known Trendyragua member. 1.00
01:22:29.720 Knocked the bond down for him. 1.00
01:22:31.200 Let's give him a break.
01:22:32.400 He's only been here a couple of years with his new transnational gang.
01:22:36.420 And he just, you know, it wasn't even a real baby.
01:22:39.220 That's like what's going through the mind of a shitty judge.
01:22:41.180 Let's cut him some slack and drop his bond, what, 20X?
01:22:44.580 drop it to $25,000. 0.91
01:22:46.360 And he's got a job in the Trendyagua gang
01:22:49.000 and he's got responsibility. 0.98
01:22:50.540 They count on him for logistics.
01:22:52.440 I don't want to uproot his life.
01:22:53.600 And this judge, Karen McCollum,
01:22:56.800 is running for re-election in November of this year.
01:22:59.380 And I think this year we focus a lot on judges
01:23:02.720 who are running for election.
01:23:03.860 It's one of those things you don't really pay attention to
01:23:05.660 maybe in years past where you kind of just vote for Trump
01:23:08.940 and then you don't really pay attention
01:23:10.580 to the rest of the ballot.
01:23:11.940 But judges like this are more dangerous than the criminals
01:23:14.340 because at least the criminals are at one place at one time,
01:23:17.340 they're one guy, and they're wearing an ankle monitor.
01:23:19.400 Yeah, this all funnels to her, and then she does more. 1.00
01:23:22.020 She has a higher impact. 0.99
01:23:23.360 She has, like, dozens of violent criminals that are out because of her. 0.74
01:23:27.100 So she represents, like, dozens of violent offenders
01:23:30.980 when one violent offender on that corner and one in the other part of town.
01:23:35.220 And a criminal acting as a criminal is nothing outside of the ordinary.
01:23:38.140 A criminal is a criminal, and that's, like, that's the game.
01:23:41.280 But a judge doing it, that's where it becomes, like,
01:23:44.020 unacceptable, right? Yeah. And obviously we've been talking a lot about how judges are deeming
01:23:49.580 repeat offenders as unfit to stand trial or not competent enough to stand trial. And I found a
01:23:55.600 tweet that I thought sums it up. Yeah. The notion that retardation is a mitigating rather than
01:24:00.100 aggravating factor in regards to criminal culpability is sufficient on its own to 0.99
01:24:04.620 condemn an entire legal philosophy. That's how we feel. I agree with that. Yeah, completely.
01:24:09.240 All right. The next judge does a better job of keeping violent offenders in custody. 0.72
01:24:14.800 I know I can help him do better. Just keep him closer to me.
01:24:18.140 The mother of 16-year-old Cody Doggett told the judge she could keep him out of trouble if he were released and that he's a good student at Jones High.
01:24:25.920 I just let him go out one day. He don't even really go out the door. He just went out this one day and things happen.
01:24:34.920 That shooting happened outside Sister Soul Food in Paramore at about one o'clock on a Sunday back in February, a time when the restaurant was busy with the after church crowd.
01:24:44.920 Orlando police have said there was a fight and that multiple people started shooting.
01:24:48.880 The arrest report for Doggett says investigators identified him using surveillance video from nearby businesses.
01:24:54.900 He allegedly told them that he ran at first when he heard shooting, but then came back with a gun that he said he found and started shooting the gun himself.
01:25:03.180 One of those shots allegedly hit a 15-year-old boy in the head.
01:25:07.560 He needed brain surgery, but he did survive.
01:25:10.520 Cody is a good kid. He's just at the wrong place at the wrong time.
01:25:17.380 And I know my son is like, fear of this. He's going through it.
01:25:24.060 But the prosecutor pointed out that Doggett came back to the restaurant to fire those shots
01:25:28.320 and that he fired four times.
01:25:30.080 The state arguing he's a danger to the public, and the judge agreed.
01:25:34.160 I appreciate that his family thinks that they can supervise him.
01:25:37.600 However, the court does not share that confidence.
01:25:42.540 Thank you, judge.
01:25:43.820 He's a good, well, he's a good kid.
01:25:47.800 Almost said student.
01:25:49.860 I bet she was going to say, well, the judge was going to ask, well, what's his GPA or something?
01:25:53.780 Well, he's a good kid. I'm a kid.
01:25:56.900 And then he ran from the shooting, which would be making sense.
01:26:01.300 All right, you're fleeing the scene.
01:26:02.420 And then you found a gun and then returned and then returned fire.
01:26:06.720 Have you ever found a gun before?
01:26:08.680 Only here in your house.
01:26:10.980 But yeah, the find the gun.
01:26:12.120 There's so many stretches in this.
01:26:14.320 He found the gun.
01:26:15.520 He ran back.
01:26:16.720 And then he's a good kid, good student.
01:26:18.980 And then the mom is just like, he never even leave the house.
01:26:22.440 And something just happened.
01:26:24.140 You know how it is.
01:26:25.000 Something happened.
01:26:26.000 No, I can't relate to shooting people and shooting a 15-year-old in the head and shooting a gun four times at a soul food restaurant.
01:26:32.600 I can't relate to that at all.
01:26:34.380 That would never happen accidentally in my life. 0.77
01:26:36.460 You wake up from an MKUltra. 0.86
01:26:38.340 What's this gun in my hand? 0.63
01:26:40.480 16 years old, man.
01:26:42.100 And I know this is kind of an off-topic thing. 1.00
01:26:46.820 Orlando is kind of becoming this black nightlife shithole. 1.00
01:26:51.720 I see a couple, I follow a couple of Instagram accounts 1.00
01:26:53.880 and I've sent them to you before.
01:26:54.960 We're going to cover it in Bonusland today, yeah.
01:26:56.760 It's like horrible. 1.00
01:26:58.380 These groups of black kids are just like walking around 1.00
01:27:00.500 like kind of like acting tough. 1.00
01:27:02.020 I don't even know what they're out for.
01:27:03.460 Twerking on the street.
01:27:04.440 Do they drink or anything?
01:27:05.760 And so Orlando's kind of like,
01:27:07.060 in certain parts, it's becoming a weird shithole.
01:27:09.580 Very weird shithole.
01:27:10.000 You have these freak Disney adults and leather daddies 0.51
01:27:12.580 and fake baby people. 1.00
01:27:14.100 And then you have these black shooting gangbangers. 0.92
01:27:17.040 Like, it's so weird. 0.99
01:27:17.860 Not good.
01:27:18.940 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.
01:27:20.280 That's the end of Urban Decay.
01:27:21.560 Moving on to Uplifting Gold.
01:27:22.740 And we have Uplifting Stuff today.
01:27:24.820 Our first clip from Uplifting is a whale drinking milk.
01:27:30.460 You see that?
01:27:31.680 Yeah. 0.98
01:27:32.360 She dumps it out.
01:27:33.180 He sucks it up.
01:27:34.200 I did not know about this.
01:27:36.360 I knew there were mammals.
01:27:37.580 I knew they did milk.
01:27:40.120 I never saw any nipples.
01:27:42.600 I did not know it was just shoot it out and get there to catch it time, though.
01:27:47.120 I didn't know about that.
01:27:47.960 And you never see whale milk offered, even in like an exotic way.
01:27:51.940 That's true.
01:27:52.940 Maybe a delicacy in China.
01:27:54.760 Whale milk.
01:27:55.680 Whale milk. 0.98
01:27:56.460 And they torture the mother.
01:27:57.360 Whale snake. 0.92
01:27:58.160 Most inhumane shit.
01:27:59.660 Whale steak, whale milk.
01:28:00.820 Yeah. 1.00
01:28:01.520 I've seen Chinese people cut up a whale shark live while it's squirming. 1.00
01:28:06.240 Those people are sick. 1.00
01:28:07.360 Bad.
01:28:08.220 All right, our next uplifting story.
01:28:09.680 A principal stopped a shooting at his school.
01:28:13.880 So you can see here the suspect is coming in.
01:28:17.560 He's got a gun.
01:28:18.460 He cocks it.
01:28:19.500 He's got a gun.
01:28:20.260 He cocks it.
01:28:20.900 Points it at like a student or something, and he comes in and charges him.
01:28:23.500 Old man charges. 0.98
01:28:25.440 Never doubted.
01:28:27.520 He's got wrist control.
01:28:28.920 He's fighting for the body.
01:28:30.120 The kid ran away.
01:28:31.000 He should have jumped in, but I understand.
01:28:32.480 That's tough.
01:28:33.260 Second guy comes in, helps him disarm, gets the gun.
01:28:36.480 And I think the principal took a shot to the leg, but this is an old school type of guy.
01:28:42.580 Charges him.
01:28:43.260 You could put him in charge of DHS.
01:28:44.860 Oh, yeah.
01:28:45.280 You could put him in charge of a lot of things.
01:28:47.240 Put him in charge of Boston.
01:28:48.280 He's not giving out $500 vouchers for yoga and acupuncture.
01:28:51.820 It's not even hard.
01:28:52.540 It's just common sense.
01:28:53.500 I'll just do big picture stuff.
01:28:54.740 Yeah.
01:28:54.840 We don't do that here.
01:28:56.840 Guy's got it going.
01:28:57.820 And then he stops him.
01:28:59.160 This is a real Americana shit.
01:29:01.280 So shout out to that guy.
01:29:02.460 Oklahoma principal, Kirk Moore.
01:29:05.860 Kirk Moore.
01:29:06.700 Thank you, principal Moore.
01:29:07.880 If you're a show watcher, we'll send you a bunch of shirts.
01:29:10.580 Yep.
01:29:11.160 All right.
01:29:11.520 Next.
01:29:11.920 Sometimes you see all the stuff we cover, and you might get down and depressed.
01:29:17.180 You might lose some motivation.
01:29:19.220 What's it all for?
01:29:20.440 Should I cheat on my taxes?
01:29:21.620 What should I do?
01:29:22.440 I don't even know.
01:29:23.480 Is America even savable?
01:29:25.200 Is it even worth saving in the way it is?
01:29:27.260 I do have a little bit of a motivational speech from this guy for you guys.
01:29:31.120 The biggest fucking mistake you made with me, Steel Team Six,
01:29:34.160 is that this is what I do for a fucking living, bro.
01:29:37.020 I crush and destroy everything.
01:29:38.440 I'm not going to lie.
01:29:39.280 these past two years especially with my immortality my archangels the lord christ the entire fucking
01:29:45.240 kingdom of heaven it's been super fucking easy bro it's been a pleasure crushing you get the 0.89
01:29:50.080 fuck out of my way he doesn't stop that's true you don't stop okay i thought that was motivational 0.85
01:29:57.040 yeah that felt good a little unbalanced little unbalanced but there is some truth to what he's 0.52
01:30:02.380 saying there and there's a lot of forward momentum yeah and how he you know he's a downhill guy
01:30:08.300 Oh, you don't want to be, uh, you know, you don't want to be, you want to be downhill guy.
01:30:13.940 That's true.
01:30:14.760 All right.
01:30:15.100 Next.
01:30:15.400 This is a good story.
01:30:16.840 Uh, does this say fury or furry?
01:30:20.240 Fury, right?
01:30:21.300 Fury. 1.00
01:30:21.880 Fury from LGBT community as Tennessee declares June as nuclear family month and drops pride. 1.00
01:30:28.060 There you go. 0.95
01:30:28.980 That's like, uh, it's, that's also a right wing win.
01:30:32.980 We're like, I'm going to admit it.
01:30:34.340 but uh that's kind of funny to me because we always joke about leftism wearing like uh your
01:30:40.620 religion as a skin suit or something and i i like it's uh being done to them june that's what do
01:30:47.560 you mean nuclear family month we got a parade for pride month never heard of it that's like a win
01:30:52.820 but it's like it's like one of those right wing wins where oh we had like 20 years of june being
01:30:58.760 like pride month. And now it's stopped. Piss play, pig shit. Yeah. All right. Our Pure
01:31:04.440 Americana clip of the week is actually a story and it's an uplifting story. Can you read the
01:31:10.500 tweet please? Yeah. It's about the projected descendants of conservatives versus liberal
01:31:16.520 and indexed to a hundred. So basically conservatives are having more kids.
01:31:21.900 Liberals are not, and they are living stupid, unfulfilling lives, I guess.
01:31:25.800 and descendants of conservatives
01:31:28.500 will be over 80% of America by 2100.
01:31:31.760 This chart shows America's demographic destiny
01:31:34.420 if today's fertility trends continue.
01:31:36.560 Liberals are having fewer kids, blah, blah, blah.
01:31:38.460 You get the point.
01:31:40.000 The other point is they're trying to derail this
01:31:42.200 through mass migration.
01:31:44.220 So-
01:31:44.500 That's where the difference in the graph-
01:31:45.660 Yeah, well, and that's where, that's not on the graph.
01:31:48.780 So we have this and it's nice.
01:31:52.520 And so the natural order of things should go like this.
01:31:55.800 We're in some liberal freak.
01:31:57.160 The liberals aren't having kids, right?
01:31:58.880 Then only conservatives have kids.
01:32:00.900 And then it becomes such a strong thing, strong country, because only conservatives had kids,
01:32:05.520 that eventually those kids or their kids become liberal.
01:32:08.620 And then the cycle kind of goes back.
01:32:10.860 And so that's the natural order.
01:32:12.060 Like you ebb and flow, good times, hard times, good men, good times, hard men, whatever. 1.00
01:32:17.080 But they're derailing it with migrants and foreigners. 1.00
01:32:21.000 You can't win with this graph when you just say, 1.00
01:32:23.940 all right, 50 million illegals who have a bunch of kids. 0.99
01:32:26.760 When the birth rate doesn't really matter 1.00
01:32:28.280 because you're replacing them with foreigners, 1.00
01:32:30.100 then the chart's less uplifting. 0.99
01:32:32.020 It's less uplifting.
01:32:32.940 But it is still nice to see, right?
01:32:34.380 But it is nice, but it's not uplifting anymore.
01:32:37.060 All right, we have some shout outs.
01:32:38.800 We have a happy birthday to Natalia on April 14th.
01:32:41.940 She turns 26.
01:32:43.460 Her and Matthew watch every episode together.
01:32:45.600 They love the lore and they are even starting to talk like us.
01:32:49.080 Happy birthday, Natalia.
01:32:50.400 I don't know how much you want to talk like us.
01:32:52.520 If you have a normal job, maybe not.
01:32:55.000 Sometimes, some sayings are good, though.
01:32:57.480 But they say things like rings true.
01:32:59.100 Rings true, real pig shit.
01:33:01.140 Yeah, there's a lot.
01:33:02.240 There's some stuff you can take.
01:33:03.580 Okay.
01:33:03.900 Happy birthday to Evan Smith on April 17th
01:33:06.760 from us and from your cousin, Mike.
01:33:09.280 He watches every episode to the end
01:33:11.040 and he sends the link to the boys in the group chat.
01:33:12.920 Thank you, Evan.
01:33:13.400 Happy birthday.
01:33:13.940 Happy birthday, Evan Smith.
01:33:15.220 We have a happy birthday to Hannah on April 16th
01:33:17.660 From us and your husband, Jake.
01:33:19.440 They watch every episode together.
01:33:21.200 And then on some days when Jake is late on Tuesdays or Fridays from work,
01:33:25.880 she gets mad because they're delaying the show-watching time.
01:33:29.400 She's tweaking for the show.
01:33:30.840 So that's very important.
01:33:31.880 Happy birthday, Hannah.
01:33:32.880 And we have a happy birthday to Tom and Dan.
01:33:34.980 They are twins on April 17th.
01:33:37.540 They just got older.
01:33:38.600 And they're avid show watchers, the Tom and Dan twins.
01:33:42.220 Nice.
01:33:42.780 I like twins.
01:33:43.500 Happy birthday, Tom and Dan.
01:33:44.740 Tom and Dan.
01:33:45.740 Twins are good.
01:33:46.840 Twins is good.
01:33:48.200 Tom and Jerry.
01:33:49.840 No.
01:33:50.520 Tom and Dan.
01:33:51.260 Tom and Dan.
01:33:52.620 That's American names.
01:33:54.180 Enjoy, brother.
01:33:54.860 Cross off Tom and Jerry.
01:33:56.200 Bad bit.
01:33:57.460 All right.
01:33:58.320 Well, another Fleckus Talks in the books.
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