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00:00:07 CPAC was this past weekend and it was a rhino flop.

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00:03:14 Yes, it does.

00:03:15 It's Tuesday.

00:03:16 And it was an eventful weekend with both Republican events and leftist events across most cities in America.

00:03:22 So we got some updates.

00:03:24 And Iran, I keep hearing ground invasion.

00:03:26 I keep hearing ground invasion of Iran. 1.00

00:03:28 It makes me want to pull my fucking hair out. 0.99

00:03:30 Then I see the poll numbers. 0.99

00:03:32 And then the ground invasion of Iran is, like, so frustrating.

00:03:36 And you think, like, oh, maybe it's not everybody.

00:03:38 Maybe it's just part of the party.

00:03:40 And then Trump tweets, everyone watch Mark Levin tonight.

00:03:43 And then Mark Levin talks about the ground invasion.

00:03:45 Yeah.

00:03:45 So we're in trouble.

00:03:48 I'm trying to be uplifting and positive here.

00:03:50 But it's sand through my fingers, slipping through my fingers.

00:03:53 Slipping through my fingers.

00:03:55 The entire term.

00:03:56 So we'll get to it.

00:03:57 Let's not derail the whole thing.

00:03:59 Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

00:04:01 We're going to start with the No Kings protest from over the weekend.

00:04:04 There's a couple of funny clips I wanted to show you guys.

00:04:06 We'll start with this one here.

00:04:07 It seems like there's a lack of diversity here today,

00:04:09 that it's mostly people who look like you and I. 0.83

00:04:11 This is not for black people, for people of color to get out on the street. 1.00

00:04:19 They're at risk when they do that. 1.00

00:04:20 If anybody's going to get arrested here, it's going to be a black person. 1.00

00:04:24 It is not safe for them, and they don't need to participate. 0.99

00:04:28 We need to walk in their name.

00:04:30 Based.

00:04:31 Yeah, I agree with her. 0.99

00:04:32 If a black person was here, he'd probably end up arrested. 1.00

00:04:35 Yeah, they'll probably start stealing and fighting and smashing stuff. 0.99

00:04:39 They do not do well in big groups.

00:04:40 Yeah, so-

00:04:41 She's absolutely right.

00:04:42 Based grandma, I guess. 0.79

00:04:45 And I mean, this is a theme that we've seen

00:04:47 is the elderly at these No Kings protests,

00:04:49 the gray hair, older white people.

00:04:52 And that's not to say that's all it is,

00:04:54 but that's a common theme

00:04:55 with this billionaire funded No Kings thing

00:04:58 that's been going on for basically the entire term, right?

00:05:01 It's like these boomers who feel obligated 1.00

00:05:03 to do the right thing.

00:05:05 And then the right thing is just like,

00:05:06 finish off America like they started. 0.96

00:05:09 And now they're trying to just like,

00:05:10 all right, we started this. Let's finish it off. Yeah. It's pretty frustrating. Uh, there was some

00:05:14 ironic situations too at the protest. It was no Kings and someone had a set, a 1789 France

00:05:21 reference. Yeah. They want 1939 Germany. Let's give them 1789 France. And that was a monarchy.

00:05:29 So I don't know what they're thinking of. Um, and then another thing I saw was in Hawaii,

00:05:35 they call it the no dictators protest. Cause apparently there's some Hawaiian King. They 0.50

00:05:39 have to like add reverence to they like him yeah they like him but just not trump and just not

00:05:45 right now so yeah i was thinking we could probably align with these protesters if we said something

00:05:51 like we're not happy that trump's doing israel's bidding and they would probably agree yeah yeah

00:05:56 but we don't need to align with them on anything that's standard yes i don't want to be well they

00:06:01 should be out of the country and then they should be agreeing from afar they should be yeah totally

00:06:06 Can I come in?

00:06:07 And we go, no, you can't.

00:06:09 You still can't.

00:06:09 But I'm glad we found some common ground.

00:06:12 The wall is 30 feet high.

00:06:14 Exactly.

00:06:15 And you're an old boomer.

00:06:16 You can't climb it. 0.99

00:06:18 There was the wheelchair pig. 1.00

00:06:19 I'm sure you guys saw that person going viral.

00:06:22 We have a clip of them here.

00:06:23 Yeah, we'll just play it in the background.

00:06:25 She dog walks people.

00:06:26 She wears some sort of grill.

00:06:27 She's morbidly obese and immobile and went very viral.

00:06:31 So, yeah, that's part of the brand.

00:06:33 And I was thinking-

00:06:34 That's the young side of the No Kings protest, 1.00

00:06:36 the fat, morbid, obese, disabled types. 1.00

00:06:39 Yeah, that's who shows up. 0.99

00:06:41 And I was thinking in the same way

00:06:43 Richard named Gorlock the Destroyer,

00:06:45 we could almost come up with the name for this thing.

00:06:48 But the only thing I came up with was Blort,

00:06:50 which is accurate, but it's just not that good.

00:06:53 Yeah, no, I see what you're up to.

00:06:55 I see what you're up to.

00:06:56 And then me, I can't, I got one name and I'm done.

00:06:58 I can't keep coming back.

00:07:00 It'll be something, the something.

00:07:01 and then I'll fall into that path

00:07:03 and I'll never reach that high that I had

00:07:05 after I named Gorlock the Destroyer, so.

00:07:07 Quit while you're ahead.

00:07:07 Blort.

00:07:08 Let's stick with Blort.

00:07:09 Blort.

00:07:10 And someone made a Mad Max AI of Blort.

00:07:13 Yeah.

00:07:13 That looks pretty good.

00:07:15 Yeah, fits right in.

00:07:16 And the AI makes the jiggles real.

00:07:18 Oh, yeah.

00:07:19 AI's getting good.

00:07:20 AI's good, man.

00:07:21 What can you say?

00:07:21 For stuff like this,

00:07:23 this is the type of thing that would take

00:07:25 180 editing hours to do 1.00

00:07:29 And instead, some idiot just does it in 20 minutes. 1.00

00:07:31 If you wanted to shoot this, this would be like $20 million. 1.00

00:07:34 I know.

00:07:35 Catering.

00:07:36 Catering.

00:07:36 The extras, everything.

00:07:37 Permits, insurance.

00:07:39 Oh, this lady. 1.00

00:07:39 Get out to Bakersfield and film it. 1.00

00:07:41 Whole fucking thing. 1.00

00:07:42 This lady's only job is to make sure they get a water break. 1.00

00:07:45 Yeah.

00:07:46 You know?

00:07:46 It's like the union job.

00:07:48 There's a child actor person who's there, teacher, homeschooler.

00:07:52 AI has come a long way.

00:07:53 And we've kind of talked about this in Bonusland, but we use AI for the thumbnails.

00:07:57 And in the beginning, it would be like, put this guy in a police outfit.

00:08:01 And I would come out like, and now it's actually really good.

00:08:06 Like it really is receptive and it has learned.

00:08:08 AI has learned.

00:08:09 Yeah.

00:08:09 Getting smarter.

00:08:10 Totally. 0.97

00:08:11 And we know, we laugh at the retarded people we see at the No Kings protest, but we did 1.00

00:08:16 have our own embarrassing event this weekend as well. 0.94

00:08:20 CPAC.

00:08:21 I'm sure you guys heard, but CPAC was this weekend and it was pretty much empty.

00:08:26 Yeah.

00:08:26 And we're hearing that from secondhand.

00:08:28 You know, some people could take a picture at an inopportune time.

00:08:31 But the vibe was that it doesn't have as much cachet as it used to, pretty much.

00:08:36 There is the trick where, like, you take a picture of a Trump rally and Trump's two hours out and it's empty.

00:08:42 We've watched CNN do that for 10 years at this point.

00:08:45 But those pics, there's people on stage giving a speech.

00:08:48 And it's empty.

00:08:50 So that's pretty good.

00:08:50 And it's a shame because CPAC used to be, like, a fun event.

00:08:53 Like, five years ago, six years ago.

00:08:55 It's like, oh, you're going to CPAC, and everyone would go, and it would be one of those yearly events that everyone gets together for.

00:09:01 And now it's just completely irrelevant and like a boomer fest.

00:09:05 Yeah, it's kind of sad.

00:09:06 Yeah.

00:09:06 It shows where we're at, right?

00:09:08 It shows where enthusiasm is and who's kind of winning.

00:09:11 It should be a warning sign for the people in charge, but I don't know if it is.

00:09:15 No, as long as they get their war, they'll go scrap it, dump the rest of it. 0.99

00:09:19 I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:09:19 The war, right? 0.99

00:09:20 There's a certain faction of the Republican Party who genuinely thinks close to that.

00:09:24 You know, we're doing hyperbole when we're making fun of it, but there's genuinely some people who this makes it all worth it.

00:09:31 A vote well spent. Right. That's their entire mindset.

00:09:33 And that's evident in the poll numbers from CPAC.

00:09:36 They had some CPAC straw polls and it's from all the people who went to CPAC.

00:09:40 And look at the numbers.

00:09:41 Approve of President Trump, 96 percent.

00:09:44 Approve of Trump removing Khomeini and Iran regime to stop nukes slash missiles, 89 percent approve.

00:09:51 Israel as a key U.S. strategic ally, 85 percent agree.

00:09:54 So there you go.

00:09:55 The poll's worth nothing.

00:09:57 And everybody there had a set way of thinking, right?

00:10:00 Yeah.

00:10:00 And you asked the 300 people who went.

00:10:03 And out of all of them, they're either like boomers or they have like retard boomer Brylin 0.99

00:10:08 Hollihan politics, or they're going ironically and they're America first and they actually

00:10:14 hate CPAC.

00:10:14 And then they're also avoiding the pollster.

00:10:16 No, thank you.

00:10:17 Someone who gets stuck talking to a pollster is a certain type of person.

00:10:21 Very true.

00:10:22 And at CPAC, they had an Indian singing country music.

00:10:25 Yeah, here he is.

00:10:26 Can you read the tweet?

00:10:27 His name's Deepak, and is an Indian singing country music

00:10:30 in a room full of 30 people, and you're blackpilling?

00:10:33 Yes.

00:10:34 That's pretty good.

00:10:35 I am.

00:10:35 I like to see that, even though it's our own side.

00:10:38 But when your own side deserves to fail, you like to see it fail.

00:10:43 And a lot of the speakers, like we've kind of mentioned,

00:10:45 all were pushing an agenda and a narrative.

00:10:49 And it's like a neocon Israel-first agenda.

00:10:51 Yeah.

00:10:52 And they're really into the podcast wars.

00:10:54 They're really into Tucker Carlson and disavowing certain people, right?

00:10:58 And they're making it seem like-

00:10:59 We have all three branches.

00:11:01 The Supreme Court, the presidency, the House, and the Senate.

00:11:04 We have everything.

00:11:05 And then people are getting up at CPAC and talking about podcasters.

00:11:08 Yeah, exactly.

00:11:09 We have all those things.

00:11:10 And then the problem is podcasters trying to stop the boots on the ground war with Iran.

00:11:16 Got it.

00:11:16 Thanks, guys.

00:11:17 And one of those speakers was Josh Hammer.

00:11:19 We'll just play a clip and then we'll kind of tell you more about him.

00:11:22 but some others are absolutely terrible and a few of them are speaking at this

00:11:26 conference too. Matt Gates, there's your shout out. These black-billing doomsdayers 1.00

00:11:33 are engaged in a conscientious brain-wrought opt to make the right 0.99

00:11:37 retarded. The slogan that catapulted Donald Trump to the presidency continues 0.99

00:11:42 to define his political career is make America great again. It's a picky and

00:11:49 inspiring call to action in it are three distinct claims first america was once great second america

00:11:57 became less than great and third it will one day be made great again so we get it he's going swag

00:12:05 he's talking about semantics uh on maga yeah he's telling you the definition of maga in like a

00:12:10 monotone voice very entertaining shit right zero swag and the whole speech is about the problems 0.95

00:12:15 with the right wing and eventually he calls the new right the retard right which is a name i'm 0.98

00:12:20 happy to embrace i actually do like that yeah you personally i could see you kind of going okay i'm

00:12:25 into that vibes and finger in the air yeah but just call us goyim brother yeah and this guy i 0.81

00:12:32 think this guy said some shit like uh it's in every european's dna to be anti-semitic and stuff 0.94

00:12:38 he's got he's done some blood libel i believe is what i've seen he's a big promoter of that and 0.98

00:12:43 And it's weird because why would he be a headline speaker at CPAC when he's not really that relevant?

00:12:50 Cassandra had a tweet that talks about his subscribers.

00:12:53 And we have some context on how many views he gets an episode.

00:12:56 Newsweek has over 700,000 subscribers.

00:12:58 And his show always gets just a few hundred views.

00:13:01 Why is he even speaking anywhere he's wildly irrelevant?

00:13:04 That's her words, not ours.

00:13:05 Those are my words, too.

00:13:07 Run it up the flagpole.

00:13:09 I'll take some of those words.

00:13:10 And then somebody said, I checked Josh Hammer's YouTube channel to justify this wasn't an outlier.

00:13:15 Here are the views on his past several episodes, each episode 42 minutes long.

00:13:20 500, 600, 600, 400, 300, 700, 500, 750.

00:13:27 So no one cares.

00:13:28 No one watches his show.

00:13:29 He doesn't have a real audience.

00:13:30 He's not relevant.

00:13:31 But he does say the Israel first go to war against Iran stuff.

00:13:37 So they push him out front and he gives a speech.

00:13:39 Yeah. Not the best views, but on YouTube or the algorithm isn't working for him. Maybe he's shadow banned, but he will say he will demonize a certain portion of the right wing and get into the podcast wars because I guess that's what's important when you hold every branch of government and all power and you can't even get voter ID passed in an 85-15 issue. So I don't know. I wonder why attendance is so low.

00:14:03 and it's ironic too because you get into the podcast wars like and you're doing it for clicks

00:14:08 and then no one watches your take on the podcast wars it's bad no one cares and and there's this

00:14:14 there's this energy from the right which is uh from that side of the right the pro-war right

00:14:18 which is nobody cares about podcasts nobody's listening to podcasts but like for trump to get

00:14:24 elected in 2024 like the young men and podcast game was like an area they wanted to talk to

00:14:30 and Trump had to do that.

00:14:32 And so they can't really have it both ways.

00:14:33 Podcasts are irrelevant

00:14:34 and we also need this pipeline

00:14:36 open up to get elected.

00:14:37 Yeah, remember Theo Vaughn.

00:14:38 In one side of the mouth,

00:14:39 out the other type of thing going on.

00:14:41 Theo Vaughn with J.D. Vance,

00:14:43 Joe Rogan with Trump.

00:14:44 That was a huge push

00:14:45 to get the podcasters,

00:14:47 you know, on the right wing side.

00:14:49 And he says,

00:14:50 oh, podcasters are irrelevant.

00:14:51 And then his podcast

00:14:52 is literally irrelevant.

00:14:54 It's almost like ironic.

00:14:55 He's like trying to,

00:14:56 I don't know,

00:14:57 like make himself feel better

00:14:59 in a way.

00:14:59 Podcasts don't matter.

00:15:00 I swear they don't matter.

00:15:01 They all get 500 views.

00:15:03 No one even watches it.

00:15:04 I don't even put up a thumbnail anymore.

00:15:06 Like he's getting lazy.

00:15:08 And then CPAC's numbers were bad too.

00:15:10 They streamed all the speeches

00:15:12 and they were all getting a couple hundred views each.

00:15:15 Nothing crazy.

00:15:16 And I think they have a lot of subs.

00:15:17 So that's kind of telling where the engagement is right now.

00:15:20 For sure.

00:15:20 And the final thing I want to talk about is Matt Schlapp,

00:15:25 who runs CPAC and arranges it every year,

00:15:28 and his salary.

00:15:29 Yeah. The American Conservative Union's latest 990 tax filings reveal chairman Matt Schlapp is paying himself at least $837,000 per year, while his wife receives $178K, bringing their combined annual compensation to $1 million a year.

00:15:44 For just running CPAC, huh?

00:15:46 Yeah. So what is it that you say you do here?

00:15:48 And he would probably say, well, I raise money to pay me to raise more money to pay my wife to raise money to pay me to throw this boomer fest.

00:15:59 Everything's above board here.

00:16:00 Everything's above board.

00:16:02 So that was that's our CPAC coverage.

00:16:05 Nothing.

00:16:06 Are you sad you didn't go?

00:16:08 Yeah, I missed out, man.

00:16:09 I could have seen that speech from that guy who talked about Europeans being anti-Semitic.

00:16:15 And he broke down the definition of MAGA.

00:16:17 That's fun.

00:16:18 And the crowd would have been so light that he would have been like, and some of the podcasters are right there.

00:16:23 And it's like us in the chair, like, no.

00:16:26 Oh, that's pretty good.

00:16:27 We went to CPAC.

00:16:28 The last time we went was in Orlando.

00:16:30 And you got kicked out with a mask.

00:16:32 And I got kicked out for not wearing a mask.

00:16:33 I just refused to do it.

00:16:35 And they started following me around.

00:16:37 They were grabbing me.

00:16:38 And I just said, you told me I need to wear a mask or I have to leave.

00:16:41 I'm going to leave.

00:16:42 And I had shirts I was giving out.

00:16:43 And I just threw all my shirts in the air and left.

00:16:45 Yep.

00:16:46 That was one of my better days.

00:16:48 Arrest Cuomo shirts.

00:16:49 Yeah.

00:16:49 That was a good throwback.

00:16:50 Never worked out.

00:16:51 Yeah.

00:16:51 We never got him.

00:16:52 He ran for mayor.

00:16:53 Ran for mayor, actually.

00:16:55 Oh, man.

00:16:56 All right.

00:16:56 Well, let's get to the polls now that we're deep into politics.

00:16:59 Well, yeah.

00:16:59 Let's get into the context of this because, yeah, it's fun to make fun of the No Kings protesters.

00:17:03 And there are some freaks and some old boomers. 1.00

00:17:06 And CPAC's not going well.

00:17:08 But all those things in combination lead to waning enthusiasm on our side and, you know, a baseline level of enthusiasm from at least the boomers for the left. 0.57

00:17:17 So it's not exactly comfy. Yes, we're going to make fun of it, but we're not in great shape.

00:17:22 Especially when you see this next poll, it's a Fox News poll. So Trump has basically lost Fox News.

00:17:28 Well, this is for everybody. It's registered voters is the field. And so approval rating

00:17:32 overall, 41%, 59% disapprove. Inflation hasn't been solved at all. 28% approved, 71% disapprove.

00:17:41 Economy, 66% disapprove. Foreign policy, 62% disapprove. And Iran, 64% disapprove.

00:17:47 So the people aren't happy with what we're doing.

00:17:49 And then when it comes to the next batch of elections that are coming up, we're not looking good there either.

00:17:55 We have one more disapprove-approved number, and then we'll get into the elections.

00:17:58 Just another general Trump poll.

00:18:00 Disapproval rating at 62 percent.

00:18:01 Trump's lowest approval in either term.

00:18:04 Immigration, negative 25. 0.78

00:18:06 Jobs, minus 31.

00:18:07 Tariffs, minus 36.

00:18:08 Inflation, minus 47.

00:18:09 So massive.

00:18:11 Just not very –

00:18:12 You can't find a poll where everyone's happy except for CPAC, and then no one went.

00:18:17 Except for the people who actually go to CVAC.

00:18:19 That's the only poll.

00:18:20 And maybe Trump sees that poll and he's like, oh, doing pretty good.

00:18:23 Laura Ingram says things are going great.

00:18:25 Yeah.

00:18:25 And the economy and immigrants, we always talk about how it goes hand in hand.

00:18:30 But inflation being high, that was not like a transitory issue that Americans would eventually forget about.

00:18:37 That's like, hey, I used to be able to buy this much from the grocery store and my auto parts, all my car repairs were budgeted for this and my insurance.

00:18:46 like people are literally seeking refuge right now from inflation. And so to shoot gas up through

00:18:55 an Israel-Iran war, I'm not really, you can't say I'm trying my best anymore either. So it's a 0.87

00:19:01 little dark. And we'll get into the inflation stuff in just a couple of minutes. We have some

00:19:05 Senate polls released from Maine, Alaska, North Carolina, and New Hampshire. Yeah. Maine,

00:19:10 the Democrat candidate's up seven. Plattner, that's that weird guy who's kind of like,

00:19:15 let me talk to you and he has like some sort of Nazi tattoo oh yeah that he's like trying to like

00:19:19 sweep away he's like the CIA contractor guy kind of yeah Alaska uh plus 4.8 uh over a Republican

00:19:27 Democrat leading in Alaska North Carolina the Democrats up eight points over Watley and New

00:19:33 Hampshire uh Pappas versus Sununu I thought Sununu was the governor um but that's that's a tight one

00:19:40 but it's plus one it's everyone's leaning blue right now at the current time right yep and then

00:19:45 North Carolina, we go a little deeper with some of these polls.

00:19:48 Yeah, just the Senate race.

00:19:50 I just mentioned Supreme Court.

00:19:52 They have a blue Democrat who's leading by two and a half points-ish.

00:19:57 And then generic ballot, the Dems are leading by five points.

00:19:59 So they're killing us everywhere.

00:20:01 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:01 This shit, these decisions with the limited amount of time we have with the majority in every House, it's affecting us. 1.00

00:20:09 We're ineffective. And then there's a natural swing to the other side that happens of enthusiasm. 1.00

00:20:15 So it's sad. So for us to not seize this opportunity with all the stuff our base really

00:20:21 likes and instead go with what the donor class likes, it's a missed opportunity. And then we're

00:20:26 going to pay the price with a deadlocked electorate and it's over. And if you think about

00:20:32 how rare this opportunity is where we have like the House and Senate and the presidency and even

00:20:38 the Supreme Court, you could say. Yeah. It's like, we're never, are we ever going to have this again?

00:20:44 I don't think with Texas becoming Indian with the suburbs. I don't know. I don't think so.

00:20:49 Me too. All right. This next week kind of sums up all of these polls in a way I thought was

00:20:53 insightful. Republicans are down in every single statewide race in North Carolina, including the

00:20:58 court that was so hard to wrestle back from crazy leftists. When the slop fades, Israel first is 0.87

00:21:03 going to have to defend how this was worth it. Preview, it's not going to sell. That's very

00:21:08 true. But do not worry. The national debt is still going up no matter who's in power. We have a graph

00:21:14 here. That's the national debt. Blue is Democrat, Red's Republican. Yeah. And it's constant and

00:21:18 it's parabolic. So some of you guys were worried, but what about the national debt? That's not going

00:21:22 to go up, right? Make sure it's going up. I want Somalis to have to pay for that in 2090. Don't 1.00

00:21:27 worry. It's still up. Yeah. So like we said, another reason so many people, especially young

00:21:33 people are not happy with Republicans is because of inflation and affordability. And we have some

00:21:38 examples here of what 20 bucks gets you at McDonald's these days. Two large fries and two

00:21:45 Cokes. And it's it's 20 bucks now. This is from Toronto. 20 bucks. It's potatoes and syrup water

00:21:52 and it's 20 bucks. Oops. Yeah. And then Netflix is another example. 2011, it was $7.99 a month.

00:21:58 and then now it's $20 a month.

00:22:00 $8.99, yeah.

00:22:01 You can see the steady increases up 150% over 15 years.

00:22:05 And that's slop content now.

00:22:08 It's like Lifetime movies on there.

00:22:10 Yeah.

00:22:10 You ever go on Netflix these days?

00:22:12 Not really.

00:22:13 Yeah, it's like Lifetime.

00:22:15 It's dramas. 1.00

00:22:15 It's bad casted movies and horrible shit. 1.00

00:22:17 I just autistically watch Seinfeld at night 1.00

00:22:19 before I go to bed.

00:22:20 It resets me.

00:22:21 On my account, right?

00:22:22 Yeah, I think so.

00:22:23 Yeah, thanks.

00:22:24 And then this next clip is from Panera.

00:22:27 Wait till you see how much food this costs.

00:22:30 It's got some copywritten music.

00:22:32 It's two sandwiches, two large soups, and it's $71, or maybe three sandwiches.

00:22:38 No, I think it's two.

00:22:39 I think it's two grilled cheese and another sandwich, and it's $71.

00:22:43 And if you look closely, the soup is $20, and it's like microwaved hospital soup.

00:22:48 Yeah.

00:22:48 It's $20 for that soup.

00:22:50 And we've talked about how Panera is what became like a private equity thing,

00:22:54 and they're just ripped.

00:22:56 They're gutting people.

00:22:57 pretty much. So no one can afford anything. The dollar's worth nothing, but, and we're loaded

00:23:02 with migrants. And we're in Iran. What is that? Ground invasion? Are there troops on the ground? 0.98

00:23:06 But at least Chili's is keeping it 100. Burger with fries, bottomless chips and salsa,

00:23:12 and a drink at Chili's. 1099 from 2023 on. And this is something where when the world's changing

00:23:20 rapidly, you got to take note. Who's out there grinding for you? The consumer. Maybe Chili's

00:23:25 is not bad. I think Chili's is coming back. 1099 goyslop into perpetuity. Yeah, let's go, baby.

00:23:31 Let's go. The bottomless chips, that adds a layer to it. If I was broke,

00:23:35 that's what I'd be doing, eating bottomless chips. Fill up on bottomless chips. That's not bad.

00:23:40 Yeah. But it's one of those things where if you aren't explicitly against costs rising,

00:23:45 then you're just going to go with the economy, right? You're going to go up. Hey, we can grab

00:23:49 more. Our costs are up. But Chili's seems to be on some sort of defiant thing where they're

00:23:56 explicitly left out of this. Don't mention me with the inflation.

00:24:01 Thank you, Chili's. We're standing back and standing by.

00:24:03 Yeah. I'm ready to serve. I will invade anywhere for you, Chili's. 0.98

00:24:08 Oh, man. All right. So like we mentioned a few minutes ago, the poll numbers are all down. And

00:24:14 a big reason is how unpopular fighting this war in Iran for Israel is, especially if it's boots

00:24:19 on the ground. And it sounds like it's going to keep accelerating. Let's start with this tweet.

00:24:24 Apparently, J.D. Vance was negotiating with someone in Iran and they got blown up.

00:24:28 Yeah. This was about after. I mean, so there's been various kind of ceasefires or attempted

00:24:34 ceasefires or Trump extending, hey, we're not going to touch power plants or anything for another week

00:24:39 to get the people to the negotiating table. And there was this that says breaking.

00:24:45 Rosatom says situation at Iran's Boucher nuclear power plant continues to deteriorate after multiple Israeli attacks.

00:24:52 So they have been bombed by Israel.

00:24:55 So Trump's trying to, via J.D. Vance, like negotiate with whoever's still in charge over there.

00:25:00 Yeah.

00:25:00 And then Israel's attacking them and they ended up killing the guy.

00:25:03 Yeah.

00:25:04 And then somebody said they just killed the guy J.D. Vance was supposed to be negotiating with.

00:25:07 They blew up key energy infrastructure in Iran against U.S. wishes.

00:25:11 They blew up hospitals.

00:25:12 They blew up a water facility.

00:25:13 and now this, when will you realize the Israelis are trying to force a bigger war?

00:25:18 That's the key takeaway.

00:25:20 You guys all knew that was coming.

00:25:21 No, I'm not touching you.

00:25:22 That wasn't part of the ceasefire.

00:25:24 And then just kind of like taking as much as they can while eliminating any goodwill

00:25:29 that the U.S. had to negotiate something where we don't have to put boots on the ground, right?

00:25:33 Yep.

00:25:33 And there was another article that kind of talked about the details of boots on the ground

00:25:37 and what that's going to look like.

00:25:38 The Pentagon is preparing for weeks of ground operations in Iran, U.S. officials said,

00:25:42 as thousands of American soldiers and Marines arrive in the Middle East

00:25:45 for what could become a dangerous new phase of the war

00:25:47 should President Donald Trump choose to escalate.

00:25:50 Any potential ground operation would fall short of a full-scale invasion

00:25:53 and could instead involve raids by a mixture of special operations forces

00:25:56 and conventional infantry troops, said the officials.

00:26:00 All spoke on the condition of anonymity, blah, blah, blah.

00:26:03 So there is a chance some ground forces from America are going in,

00:26:08 but don't worry, no Israeli troops will be going in.

00:26:11 Yeah. Channel 12 reports that if the U.S. launches a ground operation on an Iran, Israeli troops will not take part in the combat.

00:26:18 So our guys can die, not theirs. And that's what the Goyim are for. 1.00

00:26:22 Didn't that happen in Operation Iraqi Freedom, too? No Israelis were in it. 0.64

00:26:26 I remember there was one of those conflicts, either the initial early desert storm or the later Iraq war.

00:26:32 No Israelis got involved. So I'm not surprised. 1.00

00:26:35 And I think there's a stat, and I might be botching it, but I think there's 23,000 American troops that fight for the IDF, and then there's like 10,000 or 15,000 total troops in the U.S. military that are Jewish.

00:26:49 So it's like they're not really serving for us.

00:26:53 Not good.

00:26:54 And then Lindsey Graham has been a big pusher for the war in Iran, and he was in South Carolina at a festival or like – what's it called?

00:27:03 Rally.

00:27:03 A rally, and he took the stage, and it did not go well.

00:27:14 So it's all Trump crowd, and they're booing him.

00:27:24 So embarrassing.

00:27:29 Like, why would he even give the speech?

00:27:31 Like, hey, Lindsey Graham, we have a rally.

00:27:33 Do you want to talk?

00:27:33 And it's like, eh, I have a feeling everyone's going to boo me and hate me.

00:27:36 Like, did he not think that was going to happen?

00:27:38 No, that's part of it. 1.00

00:27:39 He just eats shit. 1.00

00:27:40 It's just, hey, I'm supporting this unpopular thing. 1.00

00:27:43 I'm going to have to eat shit every once in a while. 0.99

00:27:45 That's so crazy. 1.00

00:27:46 And they accept it.

00:27:46 That's part of it.

00:27:47 Yeah.

00:27:47 It's like, oh, we're working on something bigger and more important than if my constituents

00:27:52 like me.

00:27:52 It's like, well, what?

00:27:54 Oh, that little country I go to every two weeks in the Middle East.

00:27:56 What?

00:27:57 Yeah.

00:27:58 And then, like we mentioned earlier, Trump told everyone to watch Mark Levin over the

00:28:02 weekend, and this is what Mark Levin was saying. Troops on the ground. He said no troops on the

00:28:08 ground. I don't remember that in any campaign speech either. Well, why would we need troops

00:28:14 on the ground? Well, there's a lot of reasons, and we wouldn't need 300,000 of them. It's this

00:28:22 uranium, too. We've got to get the uranium. Fucking. If it cannot be destroyed, if it cannot

00:28:30 be altered. We got to get it. We, we, we, us, ours. You, your kids. All these collective

00:28:39 pronouns. Nope. Not, no one in his family is going. There's not we. Yeah. So we've said this

00:28:45 before, but the MAGA party has been taken over by the Israel firsters, which is ironic because in

00:28:51 2016, 2020, and even 2024, they were not for Trump, but now they're the leaders of the party

00:28:59 and deciding who's in and who's out.

00:29:01 It's pretty funny.

00:29:02 We have a meme here,

00:29:03 2016 Never Trumpers versus 2026 MAGA.

00:29:06 Yep.

00:29:06 Isn't it crazy how that worked?

00:29:08 It is.

00:29:08 And we've talked about how like Israel first people

00:29:12 are gonna infiltrate the party and take over

00:29:14 and everyone kind of like throws it out like,

00:29:17 oh, that's a little too far for me.

00:29:19 Here we are.

00:29:20 Yeah, Trump lets them.

00:29:21 They're his closest advisors.

00:29:22 Yeah.

00:29:22 They're the people who are in his ear all the time, right? 0.98

00:29:25 Crazy. 0.89

00:29:26 He's golfing with them.

00:29:27 Yeah.

00:29:27 And like, this was foretold.

00:29:29 So it's a squandered, as far as it's, it's becoming a squandered presidency in a lot of areas, because like we said, we've stopped the bleeding on some certain things, but the wound can open right up as soon as Democrats are in. And lasting change, it doesn't really happen when you're distracted with a Middle Eastern war, right?

00:29:47 So true. And then our greatest ally over the weekend was Palm Sunday, but they canceled Palm Sunday Mass in the Holy Land.

00:29:55 Israeli police prevented the Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem, Cardinal Pierre-Baptiste Pizzabala, head of the Catholic Church in the Holy Land, from entering the Church of the Holy Sepulchre to celebrate Palm Sunday Mass.

00:30:07 This is the first time in centuries that the heads of the church were barred from entering or from celebrating Palm Sunday Mass at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre.

00:30:14 So that's not nice.

00:30:16 Yeah, not very friendly.

00:30:17 And, you know, oh, there's an issue.

00:30:20 We're at war.

00:30:20 There's bombs, you know.

00:30:22 Oh, I guess you can't do your thing.

00:30:24 Was that important to you, your faith?

00:30:26 Come back next time.

00:30:28 And then Alex Jones posted this.

00:30:31 Kash Patel's Telegram account got hacked,

00:30:33 and he has an Israeli flag in his bio even before the U.S. flag.

00:30:38 Wow.

00:30:39 What's that about?

00:30:40 What?

00:30:41 India and Israel, number one.

00:30:42 Yeah.

00:30:43 I don't get it.

00:30:44 Not good.

00:30:45 All right, speaking of Israeli, we got a Rabbi Shmuley clip here.

00:30:49 This is probably my favorite clip from the whole show.

00:30:52 When should Jews speak up and be lions, and when should they be silent and be sheep? 1.00

00:30:57 Believe it or not, that is the subject of one of the most important Broadway shows that's on right now, Giant.

00:31:02 John Lithgow, the great actor, stars as Roald Dahl. 0.96

00:31:05 Roald Dahl is probably the most famous children's author of our time, but he was a disgusting, vile anti-Semite. 0.97

00:31:09 He called Israel Nazis. He called all Jews complicit in genocide. 0.98

00:31:13 All Jews all over the world, non-Israelis. 1.00

00:31:15 He was a pig. He was a vile, disgusting pig. 1.00

00:31:17 the question is should we stock his books and read james and the giant uh peach okay that's a 1.00

00:31:24 different subject what's fascinating is rabbi schmuley is a zionist fucking pig here he is right 1.00

00:31:32 on camera hi everybody i have no problem saying it rabbi schmuley say your name i'm salvo baby 0.99

00:31:36 i have no problem saying what's your phone number say why would i give a zionist why would i give

00:31:41 Say it all.

00:31:41 Say it all. 1.00

00:31:42 Zionist pig, relax. 1.00

00:31:43 Why would I give a Zionist? 1.00

00:31:43 Excuse me.

00:31:44 Why would I give?

00:31:44 Excuse me.

00:31:45 Officer, this man is attacking me.

00:31:47 I have it on video right now.

00:31:49 I have it on video.

00:31:50 I have it on video.

00:31:51 I have it on video.

00:31:51 He's a Jew. 1.00

00:31:52 He's a hate crime. 1.00

00:31:53 He's threatening me. 0.99

00:31:54 I called him a Zionist. 0.61

00:31:55 He came over to me and I filmed the whole thing.

00:31:57 I have it on video.

00:31:58 Very well known, Rabbi.

00:31:59 I just talked to you.

00:31:59 He is threatening my life.

00:32:00 No, I didn't.

00:32:01 He has to be arrested.

00:32:02 Please.

00:32:02 He has to be arrested for a hate crime.

00:32:05 So he does a video.

00:32:06 He's threatening me.

00:32:07 He did like six lies in 30 seconds after that to the police immediately.

00:32:12 But he gets special rules because it's anti-Semitism.

00:32:15 Dude, he sprung into this energy.

00:32:17 The only word I can describe it with is frenetic.

00:32:20 He's immediately like jumpy, going crazy.

00:32:23 What's your phone number? 0.99

00:32:24 And he was calling Roald Dahl a pig. 0.99

00:32:26 And then this guy calls him a pig. 0.99

00:32:28 Exactly. 0.99

00:32:29 And that's a hate crime or something.

00:32:30 And he's been assaulted.

00:32:31 Yeah. 0.99

00:32:31 So he calls Roald Dahl a vile pig. 1.00

00:32:34 And then someone goes, hey, Zionist pig. 0.99

00:32:35 And now it's a hate crime when he runs to the police and the way he runs to the police, like in the beginning, he's handling it and they're going back and forth. 0.97

00:32:42 But as soon as he sees a cop, it starts running and sprints towards it.

00:32:46 It's like not good for the stereotypes, brother.

00:32:49 Oh, my God.

00:32:50 That's one of the funniest clips I've ever seen.

00:32:53 And you can extrapolate.

00:32:54 It kind of reminds me.

00:32:55 Yeah.

00:32:55 You're going to extrapolate it to the Middle Eastern conflict.

00:32:58 Hamas is doing that. 0.94

00:33:00 Look at Hamas. 0.79

00:33:01 That's why it's in this section.

00:33:02 You can extrapolate that behavior to the globe and the whole world makes a lot more sense.

00:33:08 Yeah. 0.96

00:33:08 Oh, Hamas is going to kill us. 0.65

00:33:10 Hamas killed us and they attacked us. 1.00

00:33:12 So we're going to attack them and kill 10 times as many people over two years. 0.95

00:33:17 And then Mark Levin, if we go back to Mark Levin, he's going, when did on the campaign did Donald Trump say no boots on the ground? 0.98

00:33:24 They're trying to get you on these little things.

00:33:26 So unpopular, so entitled, unbelievable, man.

00:33:30 It's crazy.

00:33:31 This is what we're wasting our term on.

00:33:34 This is what we're wasting a mandate from heaven on.

00:33:37 Yeah, this is such a rare opportunity we have.

00:33:41 Unbelievable, guys.

00:33:42 And Rabbi Shmuley is so unlikable, but it actually works in their favor because he's so unlikable.

00:33:49 So he gets hate, and I'm sure he gets threats and bad comments.

00:33:52 And then they count that as anti-Semitism.

00:33:53 And they go, oh, we're getting attacked.

00:33:55 Look how much we're getting attacked.

00:33:55 We need to raise more money.

00:33:57 We need free speech laws.

00:33:58 We need to protect Jewish people.

00:33:59 We're all getting attacked. 0.99

00:34:01 Really repugnant. 0.98

00:34:02 They like to be attacked. 0.94

00:34:04 I know it's an unpopular opinion, but they like it.

00:34:07 All right, moving on.

00:34:08 We are still deep in our politics section.

00:34:10 And like we said, with this Israel first MAGA takeover, it's starting to affect politics 0.98

00:34:16 going forward and it's going to affect endorsements a lot.

00:34:19 Ben Shapiro on his show just recently endorsed Byron Donalds.

00:34:23 Yeah, for governor of Florida.

00:34:24 And that's pretty standard.

00:34:25 I mean, Byron is the front runner.

00:34:27 He's endorsed by Trump.

00:34:28 He's the GOP kind of guy.

00:34:30 We're just not thrilled about him.

00:34:31 We don't think he has an X factor.

00:34:32 I don't think he's that smart.

00:34:34 Not that smart.

00:34:35 And he's like doing like boomer politics.

00:34:38 Yes.

00:34:38 That's the problem.

00:34:40 Well, there's a certain plug and play boomer politics where it's like, I get the endorsements. 0.99

00:34:43 I just say middle of the road shit and I win. 0.99

00:34:46 I get the money. 0.99

00:34:47 Because it's, yeah, I have the money behind it. 1.00

00:34:49 I say middle of the road shit. 0.99

00:34:50 I have the key endorsements. 0.99

00:34:51 I'm non-controversial.

00:34:52 And Florida is such a deep red state that I'm going to walk into the governor's mansion.

00:34:56 Right.

00:34:56 And they'll just use him as a pawn to do this boomer politics.

00:34:59 Yeah.

00:34:59 And I was thinking that the Ben Shapiro endorsement in the near future, if not already, will be like an anti-endorsement.

00:35:07 An inverse indicator for a certain type of foreign policy.

00:35:10 And if things keep going in this direction, the same for Trump.

00:35:13 Like if Trump says, I endorse Byron Donalds to fulfill my agenda and the agenda is war for Israel and no deportations, I don't think we want that.

00:35:20 Yeah, I think we're going to move on, you know.

00:35:23 It's kind of sad, but we have to move on.

00:35:25 We need a spiritual successor, right?

00:35:27 Exactly.

00:35:27 And that's why young people are not falling in line with the boomer politics.

00:35:32 We have a young 18 to 34-year-old only governor primary poll.

00:35:37 GOP primary specifically.

00:35:38 James Fishback, 32%.

00:35:40 Byron Donald's 8%.

00:35:41 Jay Collins, 3%.

00:35:43 And he blows everyone out.

00:35:44 James Fishback.

00:35:45 So if he wins or not, I don't know.

00:35:47 He probably won't because the machine's behind Byron Donald.

00:35:49 But the Fishback-style candidates are the future and are going to be the response to the Israel-first boomer politicians. 0.98

00:35:56 For sure.

00:35:57 And there is like, there's definitely a pushback like on that Israeli, like how close to you 1.00

00:36:02 are you to the Chinese machinery with your loose woven clothes?

00:36:06 Are you going to get sucked into another Middle Eastern war? 0.99

00:36:08 But I do think, I just think Fishback is a little fucking strange. 0.98

00:36:12 He's a little, a little sketchy as a guy. 0.97

00:36:15 Don't you, aren't you picking up on that vibe?

00:36:16 Yeah, yeah.

00:36:17 What were you saying three years ago and how does it not match what you're saying now?

00:36:21 And these people see an opportunity and they take it is what I feel like.

00:36:24 That's very true.

00:36:25 All right.

00:36:26 Well, let's move on to our fraud section.

00:36:29 There was a clip from Bill Maher from over the weekend I thought was really good.

00:36:33 He's basically kind of figuring out that there's a massive fraud problem without figuring it out.

00:36:39 I've asked this question so many weeks on this show and I can never get an answer.

00:36:43 I just don't understand the American economy.

00:36:45 I really don't.

00:36:46 I don't understand how there could be so much wealth and I pay so much in taxes.

00:36:50 And it doesn't seem to get to the people.

00:36:53 Like, I don't even mind doing it.

00:36:55 Over half.

00:36:56 Always.

00:36:56 Way over half.

00:36:58 And yet it just, I never read about the homeless getting better.

00:37:01 Anything getting better, at least in a city like this.

00:37:05 There you go.

00:37:05 What could it be, Bill?

00:37:07 Is someone just, they're just not doing a good job publicizing how all the improvements are going, right?

00:37:14 Something like that in his, like, liberal mind, right?

00:37:16 Ignore what you're seeing.

00:37:17 Everything is improving.

00:37:18 We're just bad at keeping the books. 0.96

00:37:19 Your money's going to a patronage network of universal basic income to retarded third-worlders and black people, Bill. 1.00

00:37:27 That's what's happening. 0.95

00:37:28 And people stealing the money.

00:37:30 Yes, yeah.

00:37:30 And there's nothing to show for it because you're paying people's monthly living expenses in squalor.

00:37:35 So if you went to some low-income guy's house and saw all the Pepsi and Little Debbies in their fridge.

00:37:42 And the blown-out walls.

00:37:44 You might understand where the money's going, right?

00:37:45 Oh, there it is.

00:37:47 Your fridge is full and you haven't worked in, what, 10 years?

00:37:50 Great.

00:37:50 You're smoking cigs in here, huh?

00:37:51 Okay. 0.91

00:37:52 You're a Somali who somehow billed $40 million to an autism slush fund. 1.00

00:37:57 Congratulations, man.

00:37:58 Hard work really does pay off, right?

00:38:00 Glad to see the money in action.

00:38:01 And we have two examples of the money being wasted.

00:38:05 We're going to start with the government job numbers of employees.

00:38:08 Number of government civilian employees in 1950, 2 million, the population being 151 million,

00:38:15 equals one government worker per 75 people, 75 Americans.

00:38:18 Number of civilian employees, 2024, 23 million.

00:38:22 Population, 342 million.

00:38:24 One government worker per 15 people.

00:38:27 That is a key fact.

00:38:30 And growing up, like my dad always was mentioning like, yeah, there's all these like government

00:38:35 workers.

00:38:36 They just keep loading up these government workers and it's all admins and bureaucracy.

00:38:40 But he was early to that.

00:38:42 Yeah, of course, man.

00:38:44 That's, it's been a trend for sure.

00:38:45 You know?

00:38:45 And then another example of where all the money-

00:38:48 talk about their pensions they all talk about their pensions and how they're five years out

00:38:52 from retirement and you go what have you guys done really and there's not much there's not 0.83

00:38:57 much to report yeah hold on let me get my pen then they lick their finger like crazy like 0.53

00:39:03 all the most annoying office worker qualities they use the long nails like this yeah lip smacking 1.00

00:39:10 lip smacking long nails on the keyboard like i said and then another obvious like i said you need

00:39:17 a 14 D that's a 14 C form. There's all these little things that like they, they need to keep

00:39:23 hidden from the public. So they keep their job. I'm a transfer you now. Yeah. I'm on break. Yeah.

00:39:29 And then another reason with all the fraud, uh, is from, because of high spend, low verification

00:39:34 programs. Yeah. Medicare, Medicaid, uh, unemployment insurance snap. So it's high

00:39:40 spend, low verification. And then Medicare Medicaid is 2 trillion. Yeah. Then what's the

00:39:45 next one? Unemployment insurance, Department of Labor, $43 billion. SNAP is $100 billion.

00:39:53 Temporary assistance for needy families, $16 billion. Department of Housing and Urban

00:39:57 Development's rental assistance, $64 billion. Small business SBA loans and assistance, $100

00:40:02 billion. That's per year. So that's also where all the money went. Yeah, that's a pretty high

00:40:07 run rate. Yeah. And then Stephen Miller did a press conference where he was explaining

00:40:12 the problems with SNAP and how they're not able to do oversight?

00:40:16 The food stamp program, as an example, SNAP, and that, of course, is administered by Secretary

00:40:22 Rollins. We do not know the names of any SNAP recipients in the state of Minnesota.

00:40:28 We just get a blank check. We have asked the state repeatedly and tried to compel the state

00:40:34 unsuccessfully to turn over their SNAP enrollment rules so we could ascertain such basic facts as

00:40:40 Are these people even legally eligible to receive these benefits?

00:40:44 And the state has refused, absolutely categorically refused.

00:40:49 And in fact, the state has spent millions of dollars in court for the singular purpose of trying to prevent the state from ascertaining the identity of a single SNAP recipient in the entire state of Minnesota.

00:40:59 There you go. It's a machine. It's an operation working against us and using our money.

00:41:05 Yeah. So it's a federal program, but it's administered state by state. And that's why we had kind of talked about SNAP beforehand, how certain states were ratcheting up their requirements, work requirements and stuff like that. And then for the one big, beautiful bill, we saw those requirements go out. But apparently Minnesota can still go, shh, you don't get to see it.

00:41:26 So true. And we have an example of another, it's kind of a random example of a random fraud section.

00:41:32 So we're kind of waxing poetically about fraud in general. And this one caught our eye, right?

00:41:37 This is a preschool exec who stole $3 million and spent it all on WWE wrestling events.

00:41:44 What's your favorite wrestler?

00:41:46 so uh overweight white lady really loves wrestling and uh she spent over 350 000 on 1.00

00:41:58 wwe vip tickets and meet and greets well at least the money went to john cena it didn't go to

00:42:07 somalia you know like that's like fraud at least it stayed in the economy at least it's circled 0.83

00:42:12 back, right? Some of these international fraudsters who are taking briefcases of money back to

00:42:17 Mogadishu, that doesn't help us at all. Yeah. And this is a small number, but I just wanted

00:42:21 to point that out. It's so funny to me that like fraud, oh, at least it was an American, 0.94

00:42:26 you know? WWE, I like them more than pretty much every other company. Yes. Yes. I'm glad

00:42:32 they got it back. Yeah. And so are we just going through this? Yeah. We'll go through this next

00:42:37 one is another example. Well, this is this is kind of interesting. So let's let's switch the

00:42:42 order here a little bit. Scott Besson made headlines this week by saying they were going

00:42:46 to roll out a new program offering tipsters up to 30 percent of fines recovered from Medicare and

00:42:51 Medicaid fraudsters. Given estimates of over 70 billion in yearly fraud across the two programs,

00:42:57 whistleblowers could earn significant rewards. Right. So that's kind of a new headline. We're

00:43:01 trying to crack down on fraud. We made J.D. Vance the head of the fraud investigation.

00:43:05 Besson is working on this.

00:43:07 This is similar to like reporting tax cheats.

00:43:09 So it's a system we already have in place.

00:43:13 And this could be a money-making way for some young investigative journalists.

00:43:16 They could give Nick Shirley a billion dollars.

00:43:18 They could give him a lot, but they got to recover the money, right?

00:43:22 And so, but we're getting a little mixed signals on this

00:43:26 because the Trump administration is also pardoning people

00:43:30 who have been accused of large-scale frauds.

00:43:33 Certain people.

00:43:34 Trump pardoned nursing home owner Joseph Schwartz just three months into his sentence for a $39 million fraud scheme.

00:43:40 Meanwhile, families who won multimillion-dollar wrongful death suits against Schwartz haven't collected a cent.

00:43:46 And here he is.

00:43:47 He's a large Jewish man who must have a friend close to the administration because otherwise you don't get a pardon.

00:43:55 That's just kind of how it is.

00:43:56 You just assume there's some sort of connection between this guy and someone in the Trump admin and that guy called in his favor for Donald Trump, right?

00:44:03 Yep.

00:44:04 So not great, inconsistent, right?

00:44:08 There's favoritism, there's little insiders

00:44:10 who get treatment, but we're trying to crack down

00:44:12 on Somali fraud, but this Jewish guy who did fraud

00:44:15 for nursing homes, he gets pardoned, which is weird.

00:44:19 That is very weird.

00:44:20 And then something that kind of pissed me off too

00:44:23 was this other part, the Feeding Our Future defendant,

00:44:26 Abdul Abu Bakr Ali, who was involved

00:44:30 in the $250 million fraud, he's just gonna serve

00:44:33 one year in prison for his role in the fraud. And he pleaded guilty to one count of conspiracy

00:44:39 to commit wire fraud in 2022. Ali used nonprofit Youth Investors Lab to enroll in the federal

00:44:46 child nutrition program under the sponsorship of Feeding Our Future. And he claimed to serve

00:44:50 roughly 1.5 million meals total, but no meals were ever served. And so there's this story here.

00:44:58 Remarkably, both the government and the defense advocated for a probationary sentence, noting

00:45:02 that Ali has taken responsibility for his actions, given valuable information to investigators

00:45:06 and paid $92,000 in restitution so far. However, a judge stepped in and said that his role in the

00:45:12 fraud scheme was too great for probation. She noted that Ali recruited a friend to participate

00:45:16 in the scheme and completely made up meal counts rather than just exaggerating him.

00:45:20 That's what I was going to say. Like if you have a hundred people and you go,

00:45:23 oh, 125 people came by today. My thumb's on the scale.

00:45:26 There's zero people. There's no bread. There's no sandwiches.

00:45:29 Nothing.

00:45:30 It's just an empty little strip mall office with like nothing and it's not open and you're taking in all the money.

00:45:36 Just numbers on a spreadsheet, right?

00:45:38 And so this guy got a light sentence.

00:45:40 And, you know, who's to say if he got all $250 million, that's kind of the headline of it.

00:45:44 But like if you were to ask me, hey, do you want to go to jail for a year and you get $250 million?

00:45:51 That's like something you watch at 1 a.m. on TikTok and you go, yeah, I would.

00:45:56 It'd be tough, but I'd do it.

00:45:58 I go to jail for a year for like 5 million.

00:46:00 I know.

00:46:01 I just, I kind of work.

00:46:03 I do pushups, burpees, the prison burpees with the cholos. 1.00

00:46:06 And they go, hey, what's up, AC?

00:46:08 100 burpees.

00:46:09 Clap it out.

00:46:10 Yeah.

00:46:10 And I'd get into my little prison gang.

00:46:12 And they'd say, oh, free time, time to go outside.

00:46:15 And I go, eh, that's okay.

00:46:16 I'm texting.

00:46:17 I'll just stay in here.

00:46:19 But yeah, so like this whole thing, we're getting mixed signals, right?

00:46:22 And this is obviously not the Trump administration.

00:46:25 This is Minnesota and the U.S. district courts.

00:46:28 but um you know a year for 250 million you should go to jail for 10 lifetimes like there there

00:46:35 should be like oh yeah you're there's no way you're getting out 250 mil uh and then this weird

00:46:40 jewish uh fraudster fraudster he gets pardoned so there's some good and some bad man we're either 1.00

00:46:46 all in or or we're doing a mixed message and not a lot of justice yeah which is like the whole

00:46:52 wasn't that the whole that's what everyone's hungry for yeah the whole theme was like justice

00:46:57 and everyone's going to get locked up.

00:46:59 There's some badass boomer memes.

00:47:00 Justice is coming.

00:47:01 Vengeance is coming.

00:47:02 And it's, I don't know, you pardon that guy?

00:47:05 Drain the swamp.

00:47:06 That was all the energy and now it's just gone.

00:47:08 And then it's really going to lighten up before midterms.

00:47:11 We're not going to do deportations now

00:47:12 because midterms are so close.

00:47:14 And we'll probably lose the midterms

00:47:16 and have a lame duck president. 0.99

00:47:18 And then we'll all go to jail in 2028. 0.78

00:47:20 Yeah.

00:47:21 See you later.

00:47:22 I'll be fine with it.

00:47:23 Yeah.

00:47:24 We had a good run.

00:47:24 Yeah.

00:47:25 We had fun.

00:47:26 All right.

00:47:26 We're moving on to our migrant section.

00:47:28 Our first story from our migrant section is an update from our last episode.

00:47:32 We talked about the girl Sheridan Gorman who was killed at Loyola by an illegal.

00:47:37 And we have some more information about who this illegal is and where he's from and what his brain looks like.

00:47:42 Jose Medina Medina, the 26-year-old Venezuelan man accused of killing 18-year-old Loyola student Sheridan Gorman in cold blood,

00:47:49 was robbed, beaten, and shot in the head in 2018 in South America.

00:47:54 There's bullet fragments in his brain and a portion of his skull is missing.

00:47:59 He is now developmentally delayed, has the education of a seven-year-old, and can't read and write.

00:48:05 Prosecutors say they have overwhelming evidence of his guilt, video that shows him in a mask, gloves, and dark clothes, hiding behind a lighthouse on Lake Michigan, and shooting Gorman in the back, killing her almost instantly.

00:48:14 He had no connection whatsoever to Gorman.

00:48:16 And so just like when you hear about a violent crime like this, you go, oh, God, wasn't worth it.

00:48:22 These people are animals.

00:48:24 But then to find out he's a half a brain gunshot victim, can't read seven year old. 0.95

00:48:29 And he's wearing all black, hiding out behind the lighthouse with a gun.

00:48:33 It makes it so much worse that like you don't hate these politicians and the people who aren't fulfilling the deportation orders enough.

00:48:41 This is a guy who could have been rounded up in this administration.

00:48:45 You know what I mean?

00:48:46 We're almost getting to the point where, oh, yeah, like we've always said, these Biden migrants, they're going to commit crimes later, right? 0.87

00:48:53 But now if you're a year and a half or what are we, a year and some change into this term, I don't know. 0.81

00:49:01 Can you blame Joe Biden or the half-ahead seven-year-old retard guy? 1.00

00:49:06 Should we have gotten him?

00:49:08 We're getting into coin toss territory on whose fault it was, right?

00:49:12 Yeah.

00:49:12 So obviously it's way more Joe Biden's fault.

00:49:16 But we've had a year.

00:49:18 This guy's been lingering in Chicago.

00:49:19 Sanctuary City.

00:49:20 Thanks, Brandon Johnson. 1.00

00:49:21 Yeah, but we need him here because fuck Trump. 1.00

00:49:24 He's racist, no kings. 1.00

00:49:26 Yeah, this guy can't read. 1.00

00:49:27 He's a seven-year-old, half a head. 0.94

00:49:29 He's got a gun.

00:49:30 It's like a guy you would do this to,

00:49:31 like if he was on the bus next to you.

00:49:33 You would like tense up and like move your purse.

00:49:36 Yeah.

00:49:36 But for some reason, he's got to stay, right?

00:49:38 All right, this next clip,

00:49:39 this illegal was caught drunk driving

00:49:41 and then he escaped.

00:49:42 And wait till you see what happens at the end. 1.00

00:49:45 Oh, hammer the fuck man guys guys come to the side come to the side I was 1.00

00:49:56 calling him from before that even happened to you guys we almost killed 1.00

00:49:59 like 14 fucking people yo come to the side of the road before you get here we 0.99

00:50:03 passed exit six maybe half a mile ago what do you mean where bro 0.99

00:50:15 yo come here hey hey so he gets back in the truck and he drives off this guy's 0.98

00:50:22 black the fuck out 1.00

00:50:25 hey he's leaving he's leaving let's go I'm telling you he crashed yup he fucking 1.00

00:50:31 crashed 0.99

00:50:32 look at the van look at the van look at the van holy shit bro look at this piece of 0.99

00:50:39 He hit another car, too. 0.99

00:50:41 Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.

00:50:45 Is everybody good?

00:50:46 Yes.

00:50:46 Where's the guy? 1.00

00:50:48 Where's that fucking piece of shit? 1.00

00:50:49 Is he in the car? 1.00

00:50:51 Dude, look at this. 0.99

00:50:53 Of course, after 30 fucking minutes, the cops show up. 1.00

00:50:56 Crazy. 0.99

00:50:57 So he got away and then crashed like two minutes later and ruined how many people's days,

00:51:02 maybe their lives, maybe they are injured.

00:51:03 Yeah.

00:51:04 Give a guy, give a 45-year-old man a concussion and some neck pain for life?

00:51:08 Thanks.

00:51:08 Destroy his work van.

00:51:09 Yeah, hope the Modellos were worth it, brother.

00:51:11 And, you know, that's the type of person who, I don't know, questionable migration status.

00:51:16 But we've been bringing up this point before, like a migrant who's here illegally on a DUI with a car that's not in his name and a free pass to go back home to Mexico.

00:51:27 What's his incentive to stay at the scene and do the responsible thing, right?

00:51:31 It's the right thing to do.

00:51:32 Yeah, well, even though I'm using a fake license and a car that's not registered to my name, and I have family waiting for me in Mexico, I'm going to face the consequences here like a man. 0.96

00:51:43 They all do that.

00:51:45 Accountability.

00:51:46 They're honorable, right?

00:51:47 Yeah.

00:51:48 Well, let's get to our next section.

00:51:49 This is what we mentioned in the intro.

00:51:51 Where have all the teenagers' jobs gone?

00:51:53 There was an article from BBC News.

00:51:55 Yeah, this was about the UK, but it can be applied to any Western country facing the same things that all Western countries are facing, which is unfettered migration and lower birth rates.

00:52:05 Where have weekend jobs for teenagers gone?

00:52:08 And they use a picture of a girl named Megan who's trying to find a part-time job, and she's been unable to.

00:52:13 Well, here's a clue.

00:52:14 Yeah.

00:52:15 Indian people and migrants.

00:52:17 Yes, yes.

00:52:17 They are all over the place taking entry-level jobs.

00:52:20 And we wanted to kind of compare and contrast it with Chick-fil-A or Culver's, those types of places that are explicitly good at customer service where it's all white teenagers. 1.00

00:52:33 It's interesting.

00:52:34 They're mostly white teenagers and they run a clean shop and it's awesome.

00:52:38 And somebody said everybody talks about Chick-fil-A's service efficiency but never mentions that they almost exclusively hire American teenagers and not random foreigners.

00:52:46 And that's the key because besides Chick-fil-A and a few others, maybe In-N-Out, you're basically just dealing with people who are speaky-sponny.

00:52:55 Yeah.

00:52:56 It's all speaky-sponny jobs. 0.89

00:52:57 And if I say something to a Chick-fil-A white teenager and I go, hey, I like extra pickles and not just like extra pickles.

00:53:05 I go crazy on pickles. 0.73

00:53:07 They'll write a note or something and say crazy on pickles and you'll get a pickle pile at the bottom of your thing even though that's disgusting and I just use it as an example.

00:53:14 Like the guy will make sure it happens.

00:53:16 They'll go crazy. But then you go to like a Wendy's where they hire Mexicans or people who 1.00

00:53:22 are fresh off the boat or the border jumping. You'll get like some sort of fat Hispanic woman 1.00

00:53:28 and you'll make a request and she'll go, okay, you're speaking English. She's speaking broken 0.98

00:53:33 English. And then she has to translate it to her computer, her little point of sale system. And

00:53:37 she'll do something like, it's not letting me do that. And then stare at you with that third 1.00

00:53:43 world stare, right? Computer won't let me. And then that's the end of it. You go, okay, that's

00:53:47 it. I can't, I'm not going to spend 15 minutes trying to talk to you. Uh, it's not letting me

00:53:51 do it. It's the quote that keeps coming to my mind. So you can't have it your way anymore,

00:53:55 but yeah, so this is kind of sad. And, uh, you know, these are coming of age things for kids

00:54:01 too. And another thing we've talked about on the show, migrants who are coming in to do blue collar 0.97

00:54:07 work are depressing wages, taking jobs like a roofer job or whatever, or driving wages down.

00:54:12 And then they're taking all the entry-level pickup trucks that a high schooler would have been able to buy for $4,000 and then like do a little work on.

00:54:19 That's so true.

00:54:20 So they're taking – so migrants are – we often talk about how they're competing with black people in America and how black people vote 90-10 Democrat even though they're flooding the country with cheap labor and it actually hurts you and drive your wages down. 1.00

00:54:33 But they're also competing with the American teenager.

00:54:37 That's very true.

00:54:38 So it's something that's happening across the West, right?

00:54:40 And unfortunately, they're also competing with real jobs, too, different groups usually.

00:54:46 But we have some internal medicine class of 2029 picks here at Parkview Health in Indiana.

00:54:53 And 14 out of 15 residents in this Indiana internal medicine program are from foreign countries.

00:54:59 12 of the 15 are from Pakistan.

00:55:01 So you go, huh, did we just become a Pakistani internal medicine place?

00:55:06 Is someone gaming our system?

00:55:08 Is Pakistani famous for having a really good doctor program? 0.88

00:55:12 Yeah.

00:55:12 Hey, Mike, what's going on with all these Pakistanis? 1.00

00:55:14 And then you look up at Mike.

00:55:16 He's a Pakistani.

00:55:17 And Mike is short for Miksheet something.

00:55:20 And you go, oh, that's it.

00:55:23 We got a Pakistani funneling it to other Pakistanis. 0.90

00:55:25 And then you look around and you're the only white guy.

00:55:27 And then they have a meeting and they go, actually, we're going to let you go.

00:55:30 Yeah.

00:55:30 We have a severance package.

00:55:31 And we have another example of that same thing.

00:55:35 What is this hospital?

00:55:36 St. Vincent.

00:55:37 St. Vincent Hospital, look at it.

00:55:39 It's all Indians. 0.95

00:55:40 Yeah, yeah. 0.51

00:55:41 Pretty bad. 0.96

00:55:42 No white men. 0.88

00:55:43 So that's frustrating.

00:55:45 And then we have another example from 60 Minutes

00:55:47 talking about like shipyard jobs

00:55:49 and who those are going to.

00:55:50 So we'll give you the headline

00:55:52 and then we'll tell you the context.

00:55:53 Yeah, this was from 60 Minutes, I think, too, last week.

00:55:57 Shipyards desperately need welders, pipe fitters,

00:56:00 and other skilled workers.

00:56:01 But this work is grueling and dangerous.

00:56:03 Making it seem like, oh, Americans don't want to do it.

00:56:06 Yeah.

00:56:06 And we have the context here is what's really going on.

00:56:09 Need high-skill workers for a dangerous job.

00:56:11 Set wages unreasonably low, lower than Starbucks.

00:56:14 No one applies. 0.98

00:56:15 See, Americans are too lazy. 1.00

00:56:16 We have to import workers, import cheap labor and their families. 1.00

00:56:20 Take profit.

00:56:21 There you go.

00:56:22 Yeah.

00:56:23 It's bad.

00:56:24 There's a – no, we tried everything.

00:56:26 We just couldn't get someone for a slave price.

00:56:29 Guess we have to go abroad or get H-1Bs now or something.

00:56:32 Better bring some slaves here. 1.00

00:56:32 Yeah. So, you know, and the underreported side, American teenager, American teenager.

00:56:40 If I was a teenager, I'd go, I'd be caddying. Then you're around mostly white people at the 0.87

00:56:46 country club. That's a nice scene. And migrants don't know rules of golf. So they're not going 1.00

00:56:51 to ever be out there like handing someone a putter when they're on the tee box. The migrant 1.00

00:56:55 walks across your line and then, and then he goes, Oh, so sorry. Puts the bag on the green.

00:57:00 Yeah, the same type who would say, it's not letting me at Wendy's, is walking across your line.

00:57:08 He doesn't fix the divots.

00:57:09 That's so true.

00:57:11 All right, our next piece of our migrant section is about migrants getting people sick out of their street meat carts. 0.88

00:57:16 This story is out of San Francisco.

00:57:18 San Francisco's latest law could put food vendors out of business. 0.92

00:57:23 How long have you been selling out here?

00:57:25 Cinco años.

00:57:27 Five years.

00:57:28 Are you worried?

00:57:31 Very worried.

00:57:33 Several feet away from Lourdes Villegas' stand is Gabriela Carvajal, also selling tamales. 0.61

00:57:39 This is how she raised her children. 0.86

00:57:42 She has been a food vendor for 14 years.

00:57:44 We just want to be able to work.

00:57:47 San Francisco Board of Supervisors approved a new law that requires vendors to change their setup to meet new health and safety requirements.

00:57:55 The new law requires street vendors to have a cart with a hand-washing station instead of tables.

00:58:01 But many street vendors tell us that's too expensive.

00:58:04 It can cost anywhere between $10,000 to $12,000.

00:58:06 So many of them have their own setup like this one.

00:58:10 Food vendors won't be allowed to cook at home anymore.

00:58:13 Leila Ovando, a professional chef and director of food access and equity at the nonprofit Nuestra Causa,

00:58:19 is helping this community but knows the new cost will force many off the streets,

00:58:24 even though many so we get it and basically they have to cook in a kitchen that was the part that

00:58:28 we kind of a rented kitchen space they can't cook at home they need a cart with a hand washing 0.99

00:58:32 station some other little requirements like the bare minimum of street meat requirements to be

00:58:37 honest yeah and they did 88 inspections and they found 60 had health violations health code

00:58:43 violations and here's a picture of some bacon wrapped tacos sitting in the sun or hot dogs

00:58:49 Sorry. Sitting in the sun. Yeah. Home homemade hot dogs kept in home bathtubs. Just kind of not really good practices.

00:58:59 And this picture, they have mold on some of the hot dogs. And to be fair, the mold cooks off.

00:59:03 Yeah, that'll cook off. That's that's in the first 30 seconds of cooking. 0.98

00:59:07 But there's this weird thing that I'm noticing. We we covered the San Francisco getting those BART new anti street rat BART gates.

00:59:16 and then their maintenance time

00:59:18 at all those BART stations went way down

00:59:20 and we kind of applauded.

00:59:21 We said, San Francisco, shocking, simple policy from you.

00:59:24 Now they're doing these

00:59:25 no more illegal street meat food vendors.

00:59:29 And is San Francisco kind of like the canary

00:59:32 who got all the way deep in the coal mine died

00:59:35 and now they're like, okay,

00:59:36 we have to really do some sensible stuff now.

00:59:39 We did get out of control.

00:59:41 I mean, it's still all the same people,

00:59:42 but maybe they're, maybe they're setting the, the bottom. They're marking the bottom.

00:59:48 Maybe. I don't know. Or maybe they're just going to replace everyone with AI robots.

00:59:53 Yeah. But, uh, it's very funny. And then this, this woman's been selling it for five years. 1.00

00:59:57 She's speaking in Spanish. She's been on our streets for five years. Hasn't learned English. 1.00

01:00:01 Okay. Is that something you're okay with? Is that something, is that something we should accept?

01:00:07 Yeah. I don't know. Tamale lady. Yeah. Hard to feel bad.

01:00:11 we'll move on to our next clip um a lot of the unsanitary conditions aren't surprising because

01:00:17 food cleanliness and food safety isn't really a third word third world value and we have an

01:00:23 example here of what that looks like look there's actually a dog pee right there

01:00:27 look at this there's a poo and she's cleaning meat 1.00

01:00:34 just don't stand next to the poop yeah but you can't she didn't notice there's a certain level

01:00:43 of not noticing or not caring it's just that's what's on the street i don't know yeah has nothing

01:00:48 to do with me that's over there i'm here i don't i don't get it um and then our last clip of our

01:00:54 migrant section is a different kind of bad food safety in this next clip uh with the train going 1.00

01:00:59 by the restaurant so i was gonna say you really can die for nothing in these third world countries 0.97

01:01:12 like you get to you get decapitated by a table launched by a train yeah for no reason lodged

01:01:18 against the wrong thing and like all of a sudden your instagram moment is like you asphyxiated by

01:01:23 positioning you know great the tabletop just cuts you in half for no reason all right uh that's the

01:01:31 end of our migrant section we're now moving on to our final page of housekeeping where i can say

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01:01:50 All right.

01:01:51 All right.

01:01:51 Need anything for me?

01:01:52 We have a very light final page,

01:01:54 but there is a call to action

01:01:55 and I want you guys to participate.

01:01:57 First, we're going to show

01:01:58 just an interesting new pet I found

01:02:00 who I'm going to reach out to.

01:02:02 I hate my features. 1.00

01:02:03 I hate the fuck the way I look. 1.00

01:02:05 I hate the way I'm is. 1.00

01:02:06 I don't like the fact

01:02:07 that I'm a male individual at all.

01:02:09 I don't like the, 0.99

01:02:09 I don't know why the fuck 0.99

01:02:10 I came out this way at all. 0.96

01:02:12 I don't like the way I'm is.

01:02:14 That's super sad.

01:02:15 And I'm going to reach out to this man

01:02:17 and try to help him improve his confidence.

01:02:19 Okay, there you go.

01:02:21 Good for you.

01:02:21 I'm going to work on that

01:02:22 because you shouldn't think of yourself that way.

01:02:25 Yeah, definitely.

01:02:26 Unless he's a migrant. 0.96

01:02:27 Well, then that's a different conversation.

01:02:30 You should be positive and don't hate yourself

01:02:32 and get back to Africa or wherever you came from. 0.56

01:02:34 You can save a country.

01:02:35 He had like a New Yorker accent or something.

01:02:37 Yeah.

01:02:38 All right, the next story is kind of a rap boy story

01:02:42 and I want to turn it into like an opportunity

01:02:45 for us to interact with the audience and make some art.

01:02:48 Yeah.

01:02:49 So you want to tell the story of what you saw

01:02:50 before we show the picture?

01:02:52 Yeah, I was driving into my apartment complex on Saturday

01:02:56 and we have a big parking garage

01:02:58 that's like five stories, right?

01:02:59 And you take a ramp and you go around

01:03:01 and it's all uphill.

01:03:02 You guys know parking garage, right?

01:03:03 So I come in and I see a scene happening in front of me

01:03:08 after the first turn.

01:03:10 And it was environmental storytelling, I'll say.

01:03:15 where you kind of piece together what happened, and it's obvious.

01:03:18 But basically, a young couple had brought a U-Haul into the parking garage,

01:03:23 and there's a loading dock out back, so they really shouldn't have brought it in there.

01:03:26 But I see the U-Haul parked in the middle of the parking garage, and it's stuck.

01:03:32 It hit the roof. It scraped the roof.

01:03:35 And it's kind of stuck, and they're fucked, and it's a young couple on a Saturday who's like, 0.98

01:03:39 oh, we'll get in and out. And now they're on this death march. 0.99

01:03:42 They got totally humiliated. The guy miscalculated, whatever. And I see the girlfriend doing this, 0.61

01:03:50 like just exasperated, hands on head, beleaguered, dejected, totally like, oh, this hour mission

01:03:58 just turned into a six hour Saturday, right? That's costing 800 bucks. And then the guy is

01:04:04 in athletic clothes, ready to move something. He's on his phone looking up at the roof, right?

01:04:09 And anybody who comes up on that scene knows exactly what happened.

01:04:13 It was like a modern day Renaissance painting, like multiple emotions, like anger, denial,

01:04:19 bargaining.

01:04:20 It was kind of like a crazy scene.

01:04:22 And I'm just sitting there in my car and I go, I'm glad that's not me, right?

01:04:27 Like, that's awesome.

01:04:28 And I drove around, there was enough room, but it kind of got me thinking I could have

01:04:33 taken a picture of it. And it was like a modern day American story. It was like a photograph or

01:04:40 a piece of art. And I thought about it painted in the style of the late, great Norman Rockwell.

01:04:45 He did all those Americana paintings. You know, the little kid at the ice cream counter with the

01:04:51 cop, the guy who stands up, who basically became a meme now in like the town hall, but great

01:04:58 American artist. And I said to Fleckus, I texted him and I told him about it. This, this, this is

01:05:05 art. It's like this snapshot right here, the dejected U-Haul guy who just made the biggest

01:05:10 fuck up of his month, you know? So I made one through AI that didn't do a good job. 0.81

01:05:17 It's not super Norman Rockwell-y. Yeah. But it still does the point.

01:05:20 The AI didn't do a great job, but it's max height. It's like the U-Haul. And I was like,

01:05:24 I would almost frame this. Like I would have this commissioned into a piece. It spoke to me. It was

01:05:30 like modern day art. Yeah. And I call it a reverse Norman Rockwell. Yeah. But for some reason I like

01:05:36 to put it in the Rockwell, but like, yeah, your bad moments or something that pisses you off,

01:05:41 stubbing your toe, like those types of things. And I thought like, Hey, this is art. This picture

01:05:46 I just saw was a snapshot of American life. It would be titled Saturday ruined or, you know,

01:05:52 something like that. Bad Saturday. That's yeah. And so then me and Fleckus were thinking of

01:05:58 what else can we rock well? What else can we morph into it? And so here's the AI of the U-Haul that

01:06:05 I did. And the one thing I've noticed is when you ask AI to do something, it makes everybody more

01:06:10 attractive. They were a more homely couple. They were not yoga shorts hottie. It was more disheveled

01:06:17 yoga shorts, but it captured the essence. And I don't know. Well, let's go through the other

01:06:22 examples. So I had my own that we tried to rock well, but I didn't really do it, but it's my big

01:06:28 body bends next to a migrant on a bike. The migrant was passing on a bike with a backpack and wearing

01:06:33 winter clothes in the summer, basically. And that's America now. You know, that's part of

01:06:37 America. Migrants on bikes. It's like negative Rockwell. It's America that you're not really 0.99

01:06:42 comfortable with it's not as idealized as the 50s and 60s but it's it's reality it happened

01:06:49 and then migraine on a bike next to the big body and then here's another one that uh i try i ran

01:06:54 through ai to get more rockwellized but this picture of a black man with his fists up about

01:07:01 to fight another ref with a first ref not got knocked out on the ground this is after a flag 0.99

01:07:06 football seven on seven game that's modern rockwell shit yeah they be fighting baby fighting 0.99

01:07:12 migrants on bikes, U-Haul got stuck. They'd be fighting. So I don't know. I just thought it was 1.00

01:07:18 funny. I saw the U-Haul couple stuck and like, I just imagine, ah, that I would hate if that was

01:07:25 me and it felt powerful. And I, I want to see some modern day Rockwells, you know? Yeah. So

01:07:30 if you guys want to make some with AI and try to make it really look like the Rockwell theme,

01:07:34 that would be sick. And if you send them to us on social media or email or whatever,

01:07:39 we'll post or we'll show the best ones on Friday.

01:07:42 Yeah.

01:07:43 And I'm looking for a real painter to paint that U-Haul one.

01:07:46 I kind of, that would be cool.

01:07:48 I like that.

01:07:49 So I kind of want the Big Body Benz one.

01:07:51 If you guys can redo the Big Body Benz.

01:07:53 But then you're putting up like a migrant on a bike in your house. 1.00

01:07:55 I'm fine with that.

01:07:56 And then you're kind of mad.

01:07:58 I'm fine with that.

01:07:59 If you guys can soup this one up a little bit

01:08:02 and make the Big Body Benz migrant bike picture rock welly and cool,

01:08:06 I will take that and turn it into a frame and send us your modern day Rockwells.

01:08:11 You have like the kids looting the 7-Elevens would be one. 0.97

01:08:15 Like a big fat black woman with a cart full of, you know, it's EBT. 1.00

01:08:19 It's all the least healthy shit. 1.00

01:08:21 You know, there are more modern day Rockwells and it's like, use our show for inspiration. 0.99

01:08:26 The non-binary priest doing a Rockwell.

01:08:29 Yeah.

01:08:29 You know, there's a lot.

01:08:30 And the EBT woman.

01:08:31 And then you have like a white family who's like counting coins maybe. 0.91

01:08:36 to like make ends meet and then you have the lady who's like got the whole cart swipe it all yep so 1.00

01:08:41 guys send us some rockwells i know some of you out there uh will do a really good job with this so

01:08:45 please send them in all right last thing of our final page was a lighter final page today but you

01:08:50 didn't find out till the end i don't want to ruin it that's fine i don't think anybody cares i saw

01:08:54 our statistics some people care i saw our statistics for the show for the last month and

01:09:00 0.5% of our audience is non-binary.

01:09:04 Thanks for showing up.

01:09:04 Which is like 10 people.

01:09:06 And I think it's probably some people doing a bit on YouTube and saying I'm non-binary.

01:09:10 Isn't that Spotify?

01:09:11 Oh, Spotify.

01:09:12 Yeah, you're right.

01:09:13 And then I think some people are maybe non-binary hate watchers who maybe like saw the non-binary

01:09:20 playlist clips and they saw themselves in the show.

01:09:23 Yeah.

01:09:23 And then they were like looking to see what we talked about them.

01:09:26 Smart.

01:09:26 So we're getting non-binaries in the audience, which is kind of cool. 1.00

01:09:30 So hello to all the non-binary show watchers. 1.00

01:09:33 We love you.

01:09:33 Thank you.

01:09:34 We love you.

01:09:34 You're the best.

01:09:35 You're the best.

01:09:36 We're on your side.

01:09:37 This is all a deception.

01:09:38 At the end, we're on your side.

01:09:40 All right.

01:09:40 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

01:09:41 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

01:09:46 All right.

01:09:47 Our first clip of Cringe of the Week is in Canada.

01:09:50 There was a Rush concert.

01:09:51 We can't play you the music, but on the video stream,

01:09:54 they had a sign language interpreter taking up half the screen.

01:10:00 So he's doing some lyrics at the beginning and he's really signing.

01:10:05 But then when the guitar solo comes in,

01:10:07 he just starts doing the guitar solo too,

01:10:09 while still taking up 30 to 40% of the screen.

01:10:12 And there's real drummer, real guitarists.

01:10:16 And this is taking up like a third of the screen.

01:10:19 Yeah.

01:10:20 And no one can hear anything anyway who's deaf. 0.99

01:10:23 This is how a deaf person would see this too.

01:10:25 This is like a deaf person. 1.00

01:10:27 We understand you as people who are constantly avoiding copyright music.

01:10:31 You know, this is how it would go.

01:10:33 Yeah.

01:10:33 So a deaf person needs to see the sign language interpreter going like this 1.00

01:10:38 instead of just seeing the guy on the guitar going like this.

01:10:41 And it's a third of the screen.

01:10:42 So everyone watching has to see the sign language interpreter,

01:10:46 which like makes actually no sense.

01:10:49 Yeah.

01:10:49 This is one of those humiliation rituals, I think.

01:10:52 They're humiliating all of us and saying you need to be constantly thinking about blind and deaf people while you're enjoying Rush.

01:11:00 And that's like the theme and that's the takeaway.

01:11:03 It's like some people have a disability.

01:11:05 So this experience needs to be ruined for everybody because not everyone can enjoy it.

01:11:10 So now no one can enjoy it.

01:11:11 It's actually like a communist thing.

01:11:13 And then to say, like, if there was a small change where you could unlock an additional 20% of the population to join in on something, I'd be like, all right, make the small change.

01:11:23 But to make a massive change like this so that someone can marginally improve this, like, just sitting there in silence, right?

01:11:35 Now someone's doing this to you.

01:11:37 It's not like the music comes out better now.

01:11:41 You're just getting someone yelling at you with enthusiasm.

01:11:44 Are deaf people watching Rush concerts?

01:11:47 I don't think so.

01:11:48 What would you do with that?

01:11:49 And then Rush, you know, whoever the singer is, he's got that crazy unique voice, the

01:11:53 fight by night, fend away from here, you know?

01:11:56 And so it's like, you can't even explain how the guy has a weird voice to a deaf person. 0.68

01:12:00 You can't even explain how, oh, they actually sound different than most rock bands and heavy.

01:12:04 They lean on the guitar and the vocals. 1.00

01:12:06 and it's like, just watch this non-binary idiot 1.00

01:12:09 flash around his shit. 1.00

01:12:10 And do deaf people like music? 1.00

01:12:13 I don't want to offend anybody.

01:12:14 They like bass or something.

01:12:15 Sometimes they can hear the bass

01:12:16 and that's basically it.

01:12:18 So they had to give them some twink guy to care about. 1.00

01:12:21 I don't know. 0.61

01:12:21 Crazy.

01:12:22 All right, speaking of twink guys, 1.00

01:12:23 our next clip is an interview with this couple.

01:12:27 One of them is, I believe, trans

01:12:29 and has no arms and no legs.

01:12:30 Yes.

01:12:31 And then that person is dating Adam

01:12:33 And they talk about their nicknames for each other.

01:12:36 What are some nicknames you have for each other?

01:12:39 The nicknames that I have for Adam are pretty foul, but they all have meanings to them.

01:12:44 Snot Mouth.

01:12:45 I get tonsil stones.

01:12:47 Booger Butt. 1.00

01:12:47 I have allergies.

01:12:48 Poopy Doopy.

01:12:49 I have IBS.

01:12:51 And Lexus Intolerant.

01:12:52 Buffy.

01:12:53 That one's just because I love you.

01:12:54 And that one's cute and endearing.

01:12:56 Rat Boy.

01:12:57 Oh, yeah.

01:12:57 There is Rat Boy.

01:12:59 We were at my parents' house, and we were getting ready to go.

01:13:02 And I was like, okay, Ratboy, you ready to go?

01:13:04 And my mom's head like slowly turned.

01:13:06 And she's like, did you just call him Ratboy?

01:13:09 And I was like, no, I mean my Prince Charming, my lover boy, let's go.

01:13:16 And she's like, I can't believe you just called him Ratboy.

01:13:18 And I was like, I called the dogs Ratgirls too.

01:13:21 She calls me.

01:13:22 Well, that's embarrassing for some of us.

01:13:24 For half the show, your internet name almost got ruined.

01:13:28 And Ratboy is the nickname and he looks exactly like you.

01:13:31 yeah exactly the same he's like the bizarro rat boy yeah and then like all these nicknames at

01:13:38 the beginning he's like offering a medical condition that goes with it like tonsil stones 0.99

01:13:44 allergies shit myself these people are disgusting and then he he bangs this little guy he bangs 1.00

01:13:51 this little limbless guy throws him around and then he calls her her smells like shit oh yeah 1.00

01:13:57 can't wipe can't wipe ibs tonsil stones and boogers what are these people talking about 1.00

01:14:02 everyone's so disgusting i know and just say something normal no just say oh i can't they 0.98

01:14:07 can't i call him lovey i call him baby and then it's like yeah it's still gay and bad but at least 0.99

01:14:14 it's understandable i call him ibs boy because he's always blowing it out i call him shit boy 0.99

01:14:18 because he he shits and he wipes for me because i have no hands yeah that's probably the other one 0.99

01:14:24 Yeah, diaper boy. 0.99

01:14:25 You're a diaper boy, the other one. 0.98

01:14:26 All right, let's move on.

01:14:27 There's not much substance there.

01:14:29 All right, moving on to our next clip in cringe.

01:14:32 This is a guy who does online sales training

01:14:35 and his technique is not my favorite.

01:14:39 Listen, I got your number.

01:14:40 If I need anything, I'll give you a call.

01:14:42 Most salespeople are way too scared

01:14:43 to do what I'm about to do with this guy.

01:14:44 I can't talk to you right now, I'm at work.

01:14:46 Okay, no worries, I'm at work too, so it'll be all good.

01:14:49 But I'm just gonna take a couple minutes

01:14:50 to ask you some questions to see

01:14:51 if it's something that you even need

01:14:52 and we'll finish up later on.

01:14:53 Ryan, you don't have a couple of minutes. I'm at work.

01:14:55 Okay. Well, it'll just be 30 seconds. But what time do you and YDNA normally get home from work?

01:14:59 Different times. Listen, I got your number. If I need anything, I'll give you a call.

01:15:03 It don't really work like that. I don't answer inbound calls. I'm pretty much busy all day.

01:15:07 What time would be better to get back with you later?

01:15:09 I have your number and I'll call you by need.

01:15:10 Okay. I'm telling you, I won't be able to answer. Is this coverage something that's important to you?

01:15:14 Never change your process to fit the client. Always make the client fit your process because

01:15:19 you're losing control of the deals. The reality is if he gets to dictate when the daytime, how

01:15:24 the appointment goes down, he's in control. And if our clients are in control, we're never going

01:15:27 to close the deals. The control is the most important thing you have. So if they won't give

01:15:31 up control, get off the phone, find somebody else to invest your time in because you're never going

01:15:35 to help those people. So you're cold calling strangers with a big business opportunity that

01:15:41 you want to give away to a stranger on the phone. Yeah. Sucker born every minute, right?

01:15:47 Yeah, and like the techniques they're using,

01:15:49 and you guys have probably seen it

01:15:50 with the door-to-door people,

01:15:51 it's not so much sales techniques

01:15:53 as it is like social manipulation

01:15:55 and like making you feel guilty

01:15:57 and not taking no for an answer.

01:15:59 Yeah, it's not product demo

01:16:01 and then, wow, I have a need for that.

01:16:03 This is amazing.

01:16:04 I've been waiting for it.

01:16:05 It's like manipulating an elderly woman 1.00

01:16:07 who's uncomfortable at the door.

01:16:09 And she keeps saying no.

01:16:11 And then they say, well,

01:16:12 I know that price doesn't work for you,

01:16:14 but my truck's already here

01:16:15 and we'll take the fee off for traveling to your location

01:16:19 because we're here already helping Susie in the blue house.

01:16:21 And you say, no, and they go, all right, we'll give you 20% off.

01:16:24 Then you say, no, and they go, all right, my boss is going to get mad,

01:16:28 but we'll give you a first month free.

01:16:29 And it's like, that's what you have to do to get out of it.

01:16:32 You have to acknowledge it.

01:16:33 You have to say, hey, brother, I've seen the sales training TikToks too.

01:16:37 I know you're going to have a call to urgency and a convenience factor.

01:16:41 I know you're not going to take no for an answer.

01:16:43 or before you even say anything to me,

01:16:45 whatever you're selling, no matter what it is,

01:16:47 it's just no, please move on.

01:16:48 And you have to acknowledge the tactics.

01:16:50 I've seen the TikToks.

01:16:51 I know what you're going to try to do.

01:16:53 Just please know.

01:16:56 That's kind of what I do when they come.

01:16:58 Or if you're the homeowner, say, oh, I'm a renter.

01:17:02 I don't make the decisions around here.

01:17:03 If you're a homeowner, just say, I'm the renter.

01:17:05 And if, oh, this is for renters.

01:17:07 I'm actually the homeowner, switch.

01:17:09 But yeah, these sales techniques,

01:17:11 it feels like we're getting into a world

01:17:12 where it's more just like finding someone who you can bully

01:17:16 than it is finding someone who needs the product.

01:17:19 That's kind of what the vibe I'm getting

01:17:20 from all the sales techniques.

01:17:22 Now, it all started with Andy Elliott and the car sales,

01:17:26 you know, and it's all the same energy.

01:17:28 They get a little closer to you.

01:17:29 Now, what needs do you have?

01:17:31 Oh, that's perfect.

01:17:32 I can tell you're all about it.

01:17:33 And it's all this, it's becoming scammier and scammier

01:17:36 and people are selling worse and worse products,

01:17:38 it seems like.

01:17:39 That's how it is when they've come to my door

01:17:41 and it's like, oh no, sorry.

01:17:42 I'm a renter.

01:17:43 And he started closing the door.

01:17:43 Well, that's okay.

01:17:45 When's your lease up?

01:17:46 Where are you going to move next?

01:17:47 And it's like, I don't know yet.

01:17:49 Didn't you buy something from someone recently, though? 0.99

01:17:51 Aren't you kind of a sucker not following your own advice? 0.99

01:17:53 A little bit. 0.99

01:17:54 What did you have him do?

01:17:56 It was T-Mobile buried Wi-Fi.

01:17:59 And he told me it's hurricane proof because the wires are underground instead of up in the sky.

01:18:05 And I said, all right, I actually do need that.

01:18:07 And the speed was like 10 times faster than what we had.

01:18:09 Remember, we used to transfer the show for editing.

01:18:11 it would take like an hour and a half. Now it takes like five minutes. So it ends up being a

01:18:15 good deal. And I told the guy, I was like, brother, for your sale, every person whose house you knock

01:18:21 on and you talk to the people, tell them this is hurricane proof wifi. That's what everyone wants

01:18:26 to hear. Like that's your number one line. Hurricane season's coming. The wifi will never

01:18:31 go out. Even if your power is out, that's your number one. The power will be out, but you'll

01:18:34 still have wifi if you've got a generator. So that's that. And then in that same vein of the

01:18:40 online salespeople. I saw this tweet, which kind of is under the same umbrella. The guru,

01:18:44 the, the, the too young without accomplishing anything, but I'm a guru.

01:18:49 Uh, I have a secret to share after your first two to $3 million, a paid off home and a good car.

01:18:54 There is no difference in quality of life between you and Jeff Bezos. Both of you have limited

01:18:59 amount of time on earth. You have twice, if not more than Jeff. So you are richer than him.

01:19:04 A cheeseburger is a cheeseburger, whether a billionaire eats it or you do money is nothing

01:19:08 but a piece of paper or a number in your app.

01:19:10 Real life is outdoors.

01:19:12 Become financially independent.

01:19:13 That's usually two to three mil.

01:19:15 Have good food, enjoy the relations,

01:19:17 work out, sleep well, call your parents.

01:19:18 That's all there is to life.

01:19:20 Greed has no ends.

01:19:21 Repeat after me, time is the currency of life.

01:19:23 Money is not.

01:19:24 Sooner you figure this out, the happier you'll be.

01:19:26 So there is some truth to that.

01:19:28 Yeah, there's a baseline level of,

01:19:30 yeah, you're your own boss. 1.00

01:19:31 It's fuck you. 1.00

01:19:32 You can tell everybody I'm not coming in. 1.00

01:19:34 Being rich means like you have your own schedule

01:19:37 and time to yourself and money if you want it.

01:19:39 But just because you have two million bucks

01:19:42 does not mean you live in the same life as Jeff Bezos.

01:19:44 I think Jeff Bezos moved a historic bridge

01:19:47 to get his yacht out of some boat thing.

01:19:50 And I think these super rich people

01:19:52 have levels of extravagance and wealth

01:19:55 that they try to hide from us.

01:19:58 They don't even want to reveal 0.99

01:20:01 some of the shit they're up to. 0.99

01:20:02 It's so fucking good. 1.00

01:20:03 Jeff Bezos takes a yacht to get to the actual yacht. 0.96

01:20:07 Yeah. They call it a tender, right? Or whatever the boat is. And it's like bigger than a yacht

01:20:11 that you've ever been on. And like, you know, he'll go to a restaurant, the same restaurant

01:20:15 as you, but he'll get dropped off at the door. He'll walk right past the staff without even

01:20:21 looking at them. Go to the best table. Bulletproof SUV. Bulletproof SUV. And he'll order the whole

01:20:26 menu and maybe just walk out. Yeah. It's a little different. And he picks at it. He picks

01:20:31 at it. You're Jeff Bezos, brother. The burger Bezos has access to, you don't even know what

01:20:36 the fuck you'd be tasting. You'd go home. They massage it. Yeah. They massage it. Zuckerberg's 0.99

01:20:42 raising his own cattle. Yeah. There, there's a certain, Hey, there is a certain truth. Two or

01:20:47 3 million. You're free, but you're not. Don't compare it to Bezos. Don't bring up Bezos.

01:20:52 A hundred billion dollars. It's the same thing. Here's how you get a sale. He hangs up on you.

01:20:57 Two or 3 million is the same as Bezos. Bezos does something so insane. You've never even heard of

01:21:02 it. Yeah. It's pretty good. He's got caviar. You don't even know about. All right. Well,

01:21:06 that's the end of cringe. Moving on to urban decay. We did not get to our improv clip. Like

01:21:11 we mentioned in the intro. Um, but we will get to that on Friday. We're going to bump that to

01:21:15 Friday. So sorry to lead you guys on. Um, but we are now moving on to urban decay. All right.

01:21:23 Our first clip from urban decay is a man who is cold plunging in Seattle. Here we go. Ow,

01:21:30 ow ow what the hell is that ow ow what the hell dude dude what is get it out hyperdermic needle 0.85

01:21:40 or hypodermic is that what it's called yeah something like that street rat needle and then

01:21:44 now the uh looks maxing guys and the peptide boys and the ozempic people are going to start

01:21:50 discarding their needles just like drug addicts it's a whirlwind but since it's seattle i'm going

01:21:55 to go with drug addicts. It's crazy that the homeless drug addicts didn't dispose of the

01:22:00 free needles the Democrats gave them into the designated boxes. They just shot up the fent

01:22:05 and for some reason just dropped it on the ground. You'd think they'd be more responsible after they

01:22:11 got the needles for free, but I guess you can take a drug addict out of the streets, but you can't

01:22:16 take the streets out of a drug addict sort of thing. Yeah. And when you're planning, it's like,

01:22:20 well, how many needles do we need to give away? A lot. It's like, how many needles do we need to

01:22:24 account for the receptacle boxes, 5%.

01:22:27 20%.

01:22:28 Yeah, I was going to say be generous.

01:22:30 They'll take them.

01:22:31 They won't return them.

01:22:32 Well, all those Starbucks stores already added the disposal bins in their bathrooms after

01:22:36 people were fainting and passing out.

01:22:38 So yeah, take a little less, but yep, that's the experience.

01:22:42 And then you got to go to a doctor, get HPV or what is it?

01:22:46 Hepatitis, A, C, HIV.

01:22:49 You got to get all these tests.

01:22:50 You got months of assignments after this.

01:22:52 You might have something.

01:22:53 Yeah.

01:22:53 All right. Next, we have a story about a San Francisco judge who let out a violent repeat

01:22:58 offender, and we have a clip of what he did. Yeah, this is a follow-up because we covered

01:23:02 this on the show. San Francisco judge Linda Colfax just released a man who fatally assaulted

01:23:07 an 84-year-old because the prison sentence would have a, quote, poor impact on him.

01:23:12 And we're going to refresh your memory by playing this clip right now. There is boom.

01:23:16 Blowing it up an 84-year-old for no reason. This guy, like, rampaged on an 84-year-old,

01:23:21 like ran at him like a middle linebacker guy hits his head on the pavement and he doesn't even do

01:23:26 anything with it um but here's some commentary the family of vitro tanapati is not happy about

01:23:33 this sentence and they are especially critical of the judge who oversaw this trial they say that

01:23:40 judge linda colfax unfairly kept some details of watson's prior juvenile record from the jury

01:23:45 but then considered his successful completion of juvenile probation in her sentencing decision

01:23:50 today. Because of technicalities in the law, she decided to focus on one of the charges he was

01:23:55 convicted of, assault causing great bodily injury, carrying a three-year sentence. That's because the

01:24:01 jury also found that when Antoine Watson violently attacked Mitra Tanapakti on January 28th, 2021,

01:24:08 they also found him guilty of two enhancements on that charge. Judge Koufax says the law allows

01:24:14 an additional five years for those enhancements. Because Watson has already served five years in

01:24:20 jail and then earned additional credit for time served for good behavior, she decided instead of

01:24:25 sending him to prison for two more years, what's left of the sentence, she instead granted him

01:24:30 probation. The judge already had in mind what she was going to do, in my opinion, and they just 0.92

01:24:36 carried it out. And her and the defense worked very well together. And it's all because prison

01:24:47 would have had a poor impact on the criminal.

01:24:50 And it's weird because why in a trial

01:24:52 would you feel bad for the criminal and not the victim?

01:24:55 Yeah, and that quote at the end there where he says,

01:24:58 her and the defense worked really well together.

01:25:02 That's what you say when you're absolutely shell-shocked,

01:25:04 just got smoked, the worst news ever.

01:25:07 And that's all you can say.

01:25:09 It's like, if you don't have anything nice to say,

01:25:10 don't say it at all.

01:25:11 It's like, well, her and the defense

01:25:13 worked really well together.

01:25:14 They got along great.

01:25:17 And there was a really key part in this, too, where when we say judges are kind of like, there's all these parameters, like a minimum sentence or this, and then these levers that they can pull to make it aggravating or mitigating, right?

01:25:30 And, like, make the sentence or whatever.

01:25:32 And the key sentence from that earlier is she hid a juvenile record from the jury so the jury doesn't get prejudiced against him or whatever.

01:25:43 But then she herself used it as justification for reducing his sentence, that he had completed some sort of punishment.

01:25:50 And so that's like a perfect example of the two-way go that they have.

01:25:55 Like they don't prejudice the jury, but they let it prejudice themselves. 1.00

01:26:00 It's a very fucked up world. 0.99

01:26:02 And this guy, it's not like he got let out on probation. 1.00

01:26:04 He had been in jail since the event.

01:26:07 And then they basically said time served at this sentencing hearing.

01:26:10 Crazy.

01:26:10 And we've told you guys about the electric shock experiments where there's people playing

01:26:15 a game and then they shock both people who are in the game.

01:26:20 Cheaters.

01:26:20 Whether you're cheating or follow the rules, they shock both people.

01:26:23 And then people watching, men and women, both feel bad.

01:26:27 But then when a cheater in the game gets shocked, the male brain lights up in a positive way

01:26:32 like he deserves it and that's okay.

01:26:34 And the female brain lights up in the same way they did for the innocent person being 1.00

01:26:38 shocked where they would feel bad for the person being shocked whether or not they deserved it yes

01:26:43 and that is why women shouldn't be judges i agree i agree oh i feel bad like this guy it's like he 0.99

01:26:50 just blew up an 84 year old and he's been doing bad shit for the last 10 years yeah this guy's 0.98

01:26:54 fucked and they still side with him because you feel bad because you're out of your natural element 0.99

01:27:00 you shouldn't be a judge and this is one of our guys this is a guy who we're gonna follow now 0.99

01:27:05 You know, like he's next one up. Yeah, he's up again. And this these type of guys, they keep coming back. Right. You'll see him in a headline soon. And hopefully it's not for someone who's dead again.

01:27:17 Yep. And our next clip is the same energy as that female judge. This girl bails out a criminal who got arrested for stealing just a few dollars worth of stuff. 1.00

01:27:26 I just paid a $1,000 bail for somebody who was arrested on a misdemeanor of theft of merchandise less than $1,000, and this person stole a pack of Oreo Minis, a bar of Zest Soap, and a brand new jar of petroleum jelly.

01:27:41 The items taken from the business were valued at $3.80.

01:27:49 The bail I just paid was $1,000 for theft of necessities totaling $3.80.

01:28:00 Are we safe yet?

01:28:03 This person thinks they're a good person and her instincts in order to do something good for the community

01:28:08 were to pay money to have criminals taken out of prison.

01:28:12 You've freed a repeat offender thief

01:28:14 who doesn't have $100

01:28:16 or a person in his life who has $100

01:28:19 to pay the 10% needed for the bail.

01:28:21 Yeah, and she thinks it's some sort of gotcha.

01:28:24 Oh, this is dystopian, late stage capitalism or something. 0.96

01:28:28 It's like, this guy's just a street rat. 0.89

01:28:30 He does his shopping by stealing. 0.93

01:28:32 When the same place he steals from every single day calls,

01:28:36 yeah, they're gonna take him away.

01:28:38 And these people think of money as like something that some people have and some people just don't.

01:28:44 And say his bail was $1,000 and you have to pay 10%, that's $100.

01:28:49 That's what we're assuming.

01:28:50 Otherwise, it would have been $10,000 and you have to pay $1,000, right?

01:28:53 But either way, it's not an insane amount of money.

01:28:56 But some people think of money as like this thing.

01:29:00 Some people have it, some people don't.

01:29:02 Instead of a representation of like your ability to move about the world in a way that is 5% planning, 10% you doing something positive, and then the rest of the percent just being normal, right?

01:29:16 Like money is not like – I'm not pulling out my pockets and going, oh, geez, turn them inside out and I'm broke.

01:29:23 Money is like I have a job and I showed up yesterday and I showed up the week before that and then this all compounds, right?

01:29:31 As opposed to just, oh, I'm broke.

01:29:34 Society did this to me, you know?

01:29:36 There's kind of like money is a representation

01:29:39 of your character and your place in time for right now.

01:29:42 And a lot of times that can get briefly out of whack.

01:29:45 Like, hey, I'm a really good guy and I work hard,

01:29:47 but I just got out of law school

01:29:48 and money's really bad right now. 0.97

01:29:51 Or, dude, I fucking, I gambled on an options play 0.93

01:29:55 and I, look at this, I'm up from here. 0.97

01:29:58 you know like it can get out of whack from where it should be but the guy who never has a hundred

01:30:03 dollars is never going to have a hundred dollars he's a street rat stealing from everywhere it's

01:30:06 a real character indictment yeah you never have a hundred dollars you're never gonna have a hundred

01:30:11 dollars and then no one in your network has a hundred dollars because you've used up all your

01:30:14 favors from that at work you've let them down 15 times every homeless person has a whole family of

01:30:20 people who gave them eight chances usually you know for the most part and then you stole from

01:30:25 for those drugs. And we had to kick you out. We had to cut you off. Yeah. So, um, but liberal

01:30:30 woman in quirky glasses thinks it's an indictment of the criminal justice system. That guy's just 0.95

01:30:35 fucked. And we, and we don't really have anywhere to put people like that. Yeah. It's jail or that's 1.00

01:30:41 it. Cause you guys got rid of all the insane asylums and shit. Yeah. And that girl thinks 1.00

01:30:45 she's a good person. Maybe for your next random act of kindness, you can let some of the air out

01:30:50 the school bus tires good luck that'd be good right yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna remove that arm

01:30:56 that stop sign on the bus too i'm gonna make these kids figure out something hard right

01:31:00 yeah all right let's move on to our next clip is a fat woman at the pool on our dollar and this 1.00

01:31:07 ain't even our pool ain't even our apartment complex but we still gonna be here thank you

01:31:12 it's not our pool it's not our apartment complex but we still fit to be here

01:31:19 she said as she mouth-breathed. 0.76

01:31:21 We ain't got no job.

01:31:23 We ain't got school. 0.69

01:31:25 We ain't got shit to do. 0.94

01:31:34 Hold on, I gotta get jiggy. 0.79

01:31:35 Hold on.

01:31:37 All right, she's bouncing around 0.97

01:31:38 and our tax dollars freed her up 1.00

01:31:41 so she could enjoy a pool day.

01:31:42 No job, no school.

01:31:44 And isn't that ironic

01:31:44 that you might be a taxpayer

01:31:47 who's paying for this woman 1.00

01:31:49 to have kids on the on the federal money and then she doesn't have to struggle because she's on the 1.00

01:31:56 government teat and because she doesn't have to struggle now she at your pool so you freed her up 1.00

01:32:03 you propped her up and now she's annoying you like it's full circle you've fully funded her life and 0.88

01:32:09 now she bothering you at your pool that's so good and then like normal people who want to have like 0.95

01:32:14 a pool day with their kids probably need to wait till saturday or sunday yeah probably need to

01:32:18 wait till dad gets home from work. And then it's an amenity on the apartment. So you're paying

01:32:22 $2,800 instead of $2,550. You know, like all these little decisions for you to have access

01:32:28 to a pool and big mama's house, she comes in and just blows it out. It's so good. 0.91

01:32:33 Probably litters too. She definitely does. She leashes shit around. 1.00

01:32:36 Cocoa butter in the pool. Oh yeah. It comes off oily, greasy. Smells. She gets money for free, 1.00

01:32:42 housing for free, food for free. And now her life is a vacation.

01:32:45 And a pool for free.

01:32:46 Yep.

01:32:46 That's pretty good.

01:32:47 And that's what I'm tired of.

01:32:49 Me too.

01:32:49 That is the American dream for some people.

01:32:52 There's a certain person born on MLK, you know, you know, born on third base, that phrase.

01:32:57 There's another phrase born on MLK Boulevard.

01:33:01 And that's like the American dream. 0.99

01:33:03 There is, there's a different version of person out there who doesn't want to work hard and get their shit. 1.00

01:33:07 They just want to get on all the free shit. 1.00

01:33:09 And then that's a dream for some people. 1.00

01:33:12 That's the hack.

01:33:12 Yeah.

01:33:13 Pretty good.

01:33:13 All right.

01:33:14 Our last section of Urban Decay is bad customer service.

01:33:18 We're going to start with some DoorDash clips of DoorDashers stealing people's food. 0.98

01:33:23 Or maybe this guy's just a normal guy stealing a DoorDash.

01:33:26 This guy might just be your neighbor.

01:33:29 Yeah. 1.00

01:33:29 So he sees the food and then pulls a little move and his fat ass and love handles are 1.00

01:33:34 all jiggling. 1.00

01:33:35 And you see how he tried to sneak as if like, who is that big back right there? 1.00

01:33:39 The wide angle lens wouldn't pick up your fat 350 pound ass. 1.00

01:33:43 Yep. 1.00

01:33:43 And you might see that and say, eh, there's a lack of creativity, no planning ahead.

01:33:47 With that guy, it wasn't very, like, much of an op.

01:33:51 It was kind of just, like, take it and run. 0.99

01:33:53 You could have one of those old people grabbers come in from the ceiling, Mission Impossible, that shit. 1.00

01:33:58 Like, he could have done it. 0.99

01:33:58 He never saw Ocean's Eleven.

01:34:00 Yeah, certainly not.

01:34:01 But the next guy does not have that problem.

01:34:03 so door dasher takes the picture leaves at the doorstep

01:34:13 walks away and that seems to be the end of it i don't know how he's gonna steal this

01:34:23 i don't even see him anymore i don't know how up

01:34:26 there's some 10 pound braid mission impossible technology fishing line on the door dash it must

01:34:37 have been from a spotty light you know these guys when the door dash people steal um obviously it's

01:34:42 not super common but everybody has a story of like it was stolen or marked undelivered or whatever

01:34:47 there's a it's a real like devil on the shoulder angel on the shoulder situation uh because they're 0.94

01:34:54 going to be in the car with your shit for like 15 minutes and the devil on the shoulder is very 0.98

01:34:59 loud for that 15 minutes the wings smell good yeah you can get that seafood boil that sounds 1.00

01:35:03 like lemon pepper that's lemon pepper you smell it you know it's lemon pepper you get that all

01:35:07 the time large large side of ranch do it do it do it the angel's like nah we're getting eight

01:35:12 dollars for this it's like a hood angel we're gonna lose our door dash ability yeah this account

01:35:17 what if what if uh what if your baby mama gets locked up again you got to take the keys you need

01:35:21 this DoorDash. And the devil's pretty

01:35:23 loud on the lemon pepper right now. Lemon pepper

01:35:25 now. Do it. Crazy. Alright, our last

01:35:27 clip of Urban Decay

01:35:28 is a guy going to KFC, but

01:35:31 everybody on break. 0.98

01:35:32 You gonna be on your phone, no break and shit? 1.00

01:35:35 What the fuck going on? What the fuck you gonna be on 1.00

01:35:37 the phone, no break, put a headset on and shit, 1.00

01:35:39 man? And I'm standing here in the motherfucking 1.00

01:35:41 lobby trying to get a motherfucking whore. 1.00

01:35:45 Oh, you just gonna look at me and shit, huh? 1.00

01:35:49 What the fuck got a headset on? 1.00

01:35:51 and don't even want to take my mother fucker order hey fuck wrong with you 1.00

01:35:56 motherfuckers around here man anybody take your orders up here 1.00

01:36:05 hey you dancing over there with his headset on the shit you got a headset on 1.00

01:36:12 the shit what I don't want to take my water and I've been standing here for 1.00

01:36:15 about 10 minutes already haven't been in here for 10 minutes how you know I've 0.99

01:36:18 I've been looking at you the entire time.

01:36:20 I got up in like five months.

01:36:21 How do you know? 1.00

01:36:22 You won't pass with the milk carton in your hand and shit. 1.00

01:36:25 I'm doing my Uber order, brother. 0.99

01:36:26 Yo, Uber order?

01:36:27 That's right.

01:36:27 You want to see my...

01:36:27 Well, I'm trying to make an order.

01:36:29 Okay, well, you gotta wait.

01:36:30 I gotta wait?

01:36:32 Yeah, you gotta wait.

01:36:32 What do you mean I gotta wait? 1.00

01:36:33 You gotta wait till we get done with the shit we gotta wait. 1.00

01:36:35 Oh, oh, I gotta wait? 1.00

01:36:36 No, wait. 1.00

01:36:37 Oh, you tough and shit because you make chicken. 1.00

01:36:39 You talking crazy? 1.00

01:36:40 Huh?

01:36:41 I still got work.

01:36:42 I'm off the mat.

01:36:42 You still got work?

01:36:43 We get it.

01:36:45 But KFC is about to be in an urban headline.

01:36:47 And thirsty thug shoots fast food worker over water. 0.60

01:36:50 Yeah, it was going to be that. 0.99

01:36:53 And then if you look at the scene, like look at the doors and shit, 0.98

01:36:56 it's absolutely a rundown establishment. 0.97

01:36:59 But this guy came in with the wrong energy.

01:37:02 You know how we've been talking about oppositional defiant urban people

01:37:06 for a while now?

01:37:07 If you come at them with this attitude, why ain't nobody working?

01:37:10 Everybody on break?

01:37:11 Then they just naturally take an opposition to you.

01:37:14 They don't want to lose.

01:37:15 They hunker down and they go, why are you talking to me?

01:37:17 like that. If you came in with a white person customer service voice, I guarantee someone would

01:37:21 have taken your order. Hey man, I'm just looking to get a water. Are you going to be back behind

01:37:24 the counter soon? Can you ring me up really quick? I hate to be a bother. I know you're on break.

01:37:27 You know, you do that white guy. I'd hate to be a bother. You self-deprecate a little bit.

01:37:32 But this is a full circle callback. We have the white teenagers at Chick-fil-A. 0.83

01:37:38 We have the Hispanic woman of unknown citizenship who the computer will let me. And then we have 1.00

01:37:45 the urban kfc which devolves into this everyone's stealing teenagers jobs well well i don't want my

01:37:53 white teenagers to go to uh the south side of chicago or wherever this may be that's true but

01:37:58 um they can have those are the three customer service archetypes and they're all they're one's

01:38:06 the best and it's always the white teenagers then we can show the last picture that i collected for

01:38:10 this k equals fc squared with black einstein that that's not nothing yeah that's not nothing

01:38:16 that applies here congratulations all right well that's the end of urban decay don't get too down

01:38:21 or too depressed we're moving on to uplifting gold and we have uplifting stuff today our first clip

01:38:26 is an ai trump squid chinese video

01:38:29 you

01:38:35 home

01:38:43 you

01:38:45 money

01:38:47 I was going to work it

01:38:49 business

01:38:58 I

01:38:59 Yes, he did it. He was going to be able to destroy us.

01:39:01 He got it. He got it.

01:39:03 He got it.

01:39:05 I don't know how much I'm going to use it.

01:39:07 But we're not able to talk about it.

01:39:16 You're going to be able to steal me.

01:39:18 You...

01:39:20 I hope he's in the house.

01:39:27 The石油 is my house.

01:39:37 The長老. 1.00

01:39:39 He's going to kill him. 1.00

01:39:41 We're going to kill him. 1.00

01:39:43 He's going to kill him. 1.00

01:39:45 He's going to kill him. 1.00

01:39:47 He's going to kill him. 1.00

01:39:49 The squid is Israel. 1.00

01:39:56 Okay, that's fair.

01:39:57 Yeah.

01:39:58 We're going to use this oil to fry the squid. 0.84

01:39:59 No, we're not.

01:40:00 We just want to use it for manufacturing and to help our economy.

01:40:03 No, they're going to bomb me.

01:40:05 That squid takes them over.

01:40:06 That might be what happened.

01:40:07 I agree.

01:40:08 I was actually, I wasn't really watching that with a keen eye.

01:40:11 But yes, that did seem like it.

01:40:13 That's what it was.

01:40:14 All right, let's go fast as we're running out of time.

01:40:16 Great.

01:40:17 We spent the three minutes on the AI in Chinese video.

01:40:20 Now we have to hurry.

01:40:21 Well, that was good.

01:40:22 This is what a baby buffalo looks like.

01:40:25 If you guys haven't seen.

01:40:29 Is that a baby or is that a dwarf? 0.90

01:40:31 It might be a dwarf.

01:40:33 But I like it.

01:40:35 I like it too.

01:40:36 I always had a thing for mini horses.

01:40:38 I think they're funny.

01:40:39 You can get it for cheap too.

01:40:40 I know.

01:40:40 You can buy an old retired one who somebody's trying to get rid of.

01:40:43 You get a mini horse.

01:40:44 Those little mini horses that run around, 500 bucks. 1.00

01:40:46 Yeah.

01:40:46 All right, next, there's someone named Kennedy on Fox,

01:40:50 and obviously we're not usually posting Fox News clips,

01:40:52 but this was something crazy I've never seen before

01:40:54 and actually funny.

01:41:00 Amazing.

01:41:02 I don't think I can be a wrestler.

01:41:05 So they're doing like a wrestling segment,

01:41:07 but they just completely suplexed.

01:41:09 They suplexed one of the blonde Fox white women. 1.00

01:41:12 Yeah, wasn't that crazy? 0.83

01:41:14 Classic, yeah.

01:41:15 That was pretty good.

01:41:16 Our next uplifting clip is a tweet from Trump.

01:41:19 He reposted Franklin Graham quote.

01:41:22 Yeah, I think it was a letter.

01:41:24 President Trump, congratulations.

01:41:26 The ceasefire between Israel and Hamas and the hostages being returned home are incredible accomplishments.

01:41:30 Your leadership is historic.

01:41:32 This is an answer to much prayer.

01:41:34 Jesus said, blessed are the peacemakers.

01:41:37 And Mr. President, that is what you are.

01:41:40 Aged a little poorly, I guess.

01:41:41 This is from October 2025.

01:41:43 This week you commented to the media that you might not be heaven bound.

01:41:46 Maybe you responded in jest, but it is an important issue to know for certain that your soul is secure and will spend eternity in the presence of God.

01:41:53 The only one who can save us from hell is Jesus Christ.

01:41:57 You can't save yourself.

01:41:58 I can't save myself.

01:41:59 Good works, prominent success.

01:42:01 None of these get us to heaven.

01:42:02 The only way to heaven is through the shed of blood of Jesus Christ.

01:42:05 God requires us to turn from our sins and by faith believe in our heart that Jesus came to earth, died on the cross for our sins, was buried, and God raised him to life on the third day.

01:42:16 If you accept that by faith and invite him to come into your heart, you are heaven bound, I promise you.

01:42:20 That was the reason we wanted to share that because Trump just posted that a few days ago.

01:42:24 And it's good to hear him, you know, so heavily influenced by Israel, still post that Jesus is the way and how you get to heaven.

01:42:33 Sure.

01:42:33 You know, so that's good.

01:42:35 All right.

01:42:35 Our Pure Americana clip of the week is this girl calling out her grandpa's hair.

01:42:40 Oh, my God, Grandpa.

01:42:41 What?

01:42:42 Turn around.

01:42:44 I see a bald spot.

01:42:46 No, you don't.

01:42:47 We kid about things.

01:42:48 What do you mean?

01:42:50 I see scalp.

01:42:51 No, you don't.

01:42:53 We kid around about things, but that we don't kid about.

01:42:57 That's a felony.

01:42:59 That's not even a misdemeanor.

01:43:00 That's a felony.

01:43:01 Oh, you're right.

01:43:03 You're right.

01:43:12 Oh, my God.

01:43:12 You're running.

01:43:14 All right.

01:43:14 We get it.

01:43:15 that's funny when grandpa, even though he's 90 something still cares. Yeah. All right. Well,

01:43:20 that's the end of the show. We do have some shout outs. We have to get to, uh, we have a happy

01:43:24 birthday to Freya on March 31st from dad. She turns to happy birthday Freya. Your dad loves you

01:43:32 and your whole family. And he grinds for you guys for you, Lillian and Cal, that is a grinder. So

01:43:40 we appreciate that. Thank you to Chris for sending in the shout out and happy birthday to Freya.

01:43:45 Happy birthday, Freya.

01:43:46 Happy birthday to Caden W.

01:43:48 He turns 32 a few days ago,

01:43:50 and he's been watching since the Wooden Spoon days.

01:43:52 Thank you, Caden.

01:43:53 Happy birthday.

01:43:54 Thank you, Caden.

01:43:54 Happy birthday, Caden W.

01:43:56 Very cool.

01:43:57 Happy birthday to Mike from Amy.

01:44:00 Mike turned 50 on March 22nd.

01:44:02 It was a little late.

01:44:03 They missed it, but we're still doing it.

01:44:05 And they love the show,

01:44:06 and they watch all the way through every time.

01:44:08 Happy birthday, Mike.

01:44:09 We need that, Mike.

01:44:10 Happy 50th birthday.

01:44:10 Happy 50th.

01:44:11 That's in United.

01:44:12 You can go on, Mark.

01:44:13 You're halfway.

01:44:15 You're three quarters of the way.

01:44:18 You're going to 100.

01:44:19 You're good.

01:44:19 A little more than half.

01:44:20 We have a shout out to Tiffany from your fiance, Nick.

01:44:23 He loves you very much and can't wait to come home and marry you.

01:44:27 Right now, he's deployed with the Air Force.

01:44:29 So thank you to Nick for your service.

01:44:31 And him and Tiffany watch every episode and Bonus Land together.

01:44:36 But they can't right now because Nick is deployed.

01:44:38 So they're watching separately.

01:44:40 Wow.

01:44:40 Happy birthday.

01:44:41 Congrats to you guys on your future wedding, Tiffany and Nick.

01:44:45 This is just a shout-out, Tiffany and Nick.

01:44:48 Yeah.

01:44:49 All right.

01:44:50 Happy shout-out.

01:44:51 Good for you guys.

01:44:52 And then we have a shout-out to John Gill.

01:44:54 Oh, John Gill.

01:44:54 We love the Gills and the Lowrys.

01:44:57 They're some of our top supporters.

01:44:59 Lowrys?

01:45:00 Lowry?

01:45:00 Is that how you say it?

01:45:01 I don't know.

01:45:01 I actually never asked.

01:45:03 Lowry?

01:45:04 I'm sure.

01:45:04 I always thought it was Lowry.

01:45:06 I'm sure it goes either way.

01:45:07 Lowry, Lowry.

01:45:08 Lowry.

01:45:09 But the Gills, especially, they're some of our top supporters

01:45:12 and have been for years, and they have a wonderful family.

01:45:15 They really are.

01:45:15 What do you think got to them?

01:45:18 What do you think broke through to them?

01:45:19 I don't know, but they have it.

01:45:21 They go crazy for us.

01:45:22 They love the show, but they also live a good American life.

01:45:25 For sure.

01:45:26 They have a nice family dynamic.

01:45:28 They've got a compound situation.

01:45:30 They got what you want.

01:45:31 They own a random school.

01:45:32 They own a random school in the woods somewhere.

01:45:34 You're living my dream.

01:45:35 Yeah.

01:45:36 That's what I like.

01:45:37 So thank you to you guys for supporting for all these years.

01:45:40 We love the Gills.

01:45:41 Yes.

01:45:41 And the Lowry's or Lory's especially.

01:45:44 And sorry for botching that.

01:45:45 No, you just brought it up because yours actually makes sense,

01:45:48 but I was always pronouncing it as something different in my mind.

01:45:51 I got it right.

01:45:52 Yeah.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - March 31, 2026

AN URBAN DECAY RENAISSANCE PAINTING

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