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00:00:51.440 All right, welcome back to Flagist Talks, the podcast, episode 306 today on the show.

00:01:01.240 Trump let us down again, this time with H-1Bs.

00:01:04.220 We'll give you the details there.

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00:03:27.960 Happy Friday, everybody.

00:03:29.380 Thank you.

00:03:29.840 Feels good to be back.

00:03:30.640 Another week has gone by and now it's cold.

00:03:33.080 Yeah, it is.

00:03:33.960 Aurora Borealis for a lot of you people.

00:03:36.020 Got that Aurora Borealis shit.

00:03:38.000 Isn't that weird that that happens for like billions of years,

00:03:41.400 like just at the North Pole and then now it's happening in like Illinois?

00:03:44.960 Yeah.

00:03:45.200 You got to go to Alaska.

00:03:46.380 I got family members in Chicago sending me pictures.

00:03:48.900 Something bad might be happening.

00:03:50.800 Electromagnetic field.

00:03:51.780 Something flipped.

00:03:52.920 Something's flipping.

00:03:53.600 Something flipped.

00:03:54.340 I don't know.

00:03:54.760 Maybe a huge flood's coming again.

00:03:56.920 I don't know enough about it.

00:03:58.220 Guys, you know how Fleckis does his scripts and he's all obsessed about keeping his scripts?

00:04:02.460 I noticed on his intro sheet, you know, he usually has like the four stories that are intro.

00:04:06.760 He fully wrote out, all right, welcome back to Fleckis Talks, the podcast.

00:04:11.220 So 306.

00:04:12.980 And I said, it should just say 306.

00:04:14.720 You know your lines, right?

00:04:15.840 All this and more.

00:04:16.700 All this and more.

00:04:17.580 He writes out the whole thing.

00:04:19.160 Yeah.

00:04:19.520 Well, I like to.

00:04:20.520 What is that?

00:04:21.200 OCD?

00:04:21.760 It's a little process.

00:04:22.900 Okay.

00:04:23.340 Gets you warmed up.

00:04:24.500 All right.

00:04:25.040 I guess.

00:04:25.660 And the nice part is when you write the intro, all right, welcome back to Fleckis Talks

00:04:29.020 podcast episode 306 today on the show.

00:04:31.020 It's like a third of it's done.

00:04:32.640 That feels like busy work though.

00:04:34.160 And you're not a busy work guy.

00:04:35.600 Well, whatever gets the brain cooking for these episodes and we're at 306 of them.

00:04:41.020 Let's not fuck up the process.

00:04:42.900 Let's fuck with the formula.

00:04:43.820 Let's mess up the formula.

00:04:45.380 All right.

00:04:45.860 Happy Friday, everybody.

00:04:47.480 We have a great show today.

00:04:48.920 Yeah.

00:04:49.280 Not just saying that.

00:04:51.400 It's a little bit of a blackpilled show.

00:04:53.960 Yeah.

00:04:54.300 Well, we got let down.

00:04:55.200 We got a little bit of insulted almost.

00:04:57.060 Got a little bit insulted let down.

00:04:58.560 Yeah.

00:04:59.240 So we're going to start with some funny stuff, some uplifting stuff before we go full blackpill.

00:05:03.800 Trump gave the Syrian president some cologne and they had a funny exchange.

00:05:08.840 This is men's men's fragrance.

00:05:12.060 Hold it.

00:05:14.380 Yeah.

00:05:16.340 This is it.

00:05:17.060 It's fucked.

00:05:17.760 No, no.

00:05:18.960 It's chateau.

00:05:20.120 It's the best fragrance.

00:05:21.880 Come here, man.

00:05:22.860 So what we'll do is just take that, Joe.

00:05:25.140 Put it in.

00:05:26.100 And then the other one is your wife.

00:05:28.600 How many wives?

00:05:29.640 Your wife?

00:05:30.380 Your wife.

00:05:31.480 You guys said never know, right?

00:05:34.320 Buzzing with the boys.

00:05:35.260 How many wives?

00:05:35.920 One?

00:05:36.240 Okay.

00:05:36.520 And he just starts spraying them, too.

00:05:38.640 There's a certain, like, people don't really want to get offended by him.

00:05:41.700 That could be hurrah.

00:05:42.580 I know.

00:05:43.120 That could be something bad.

00:05:44.020 It's like, oh, we're not allowed to spray it.

00:05:45.200 He's like, oh, yeah, I have a couple squirts.

00:05:46.760 Sprays him.

00:05:47.600 Some, like, obnoxious, overwhelming cologne probably, too.

00:05:50.740 All right.

00:05:50.880 So at least he's still a funny character.

00:05:52.760 He's still funny.

00:05:54.040 And it's like Trump in his purest form.

00:05:56.280 Yeah.

00:05:56.560 He's buzzing.

00:05:57.280 He's making everyone laugh.

00:05:58.140 And they like him.

00:05:59.340 He's a Syrian president.

00:06:00.260 I don't know much about him.

00:06:01.040 Yeah.

00:06:01.460 I don't think any much good.

00:06:03.260 I don't think there's much good paddling around.

00:06:05.120 Yeah.

00:06:06.260 All right.

00:06:06.620 Let's get to our next story.

00:06:08.460 Epstein emails are going around.

00:06:10.800 And obviously, for the longest time, we were told Trump's in the Epstein files.

00:06:14.920 Trump's going to go down with the Epstein files.

00:06:17.080 There's obviously a lot of emails.

00:06:18.540 I've seen most of them.

00:06:20.000 Nothing really there.

00:06:21.060 Pretty much a nothing burger.

00:06:22.260 And we have a breakdown of the whole Epstein file release.

00:06:24.980 Yeah.

00:06:25.160 So let me get this straight.

00:06:26.160 With the release of Epstein's emails, we found out that Epstein hated Trump, didn't trust him.

00:06:30.980 They weren't friends.

00:06:31.840 The New York Times directly worked with Epstein to suppress stories about him.

00:06:36.900 After Bradley Edwards, the lawyer for the accusers, said that Trump was the only individual to cooperate and help, Epstein said Trump didn't have one decent cell in his body.

00:06:46.680 This was also compelling that the Democrats faked the redaction of a supposed victim's name.

00:06:51.380 The name they blocked was Virginia Guffrey, who publicly testified that Trump was innocent.

00:06:55.880 Oh, and also Russiagate was confirmed a hoax.

00:06:58.200 Just like we said, are the Democrats retarded?

00:07:00.200 They probably look at the files and go, look at this.

00:07:03.140 Epstein said he's a piece of shit.

00:07:04.780 Epstein mentioned Trump.

00:07:06.240 Yeah.

00:07:06.640 That's basically the gist of it.

00:07:08.160 I'm getting really, like, tired of—and then the Democrats use, like, Epstein emails for them.

00:07:14.240 And it's like, you guys?

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00:07:42.960 You guys are—it's the biggest spin zone I've ever seen in my entire life.

00:07:49.460 And it's just very weird that it's totally, like, an information—as Alex Jones would say, an information war.

00:07:55.560 It is an info war.

00:07:56.580 Yeah.

00:07:57.040 So—

00:07:57.420 And that's the reality.

00:07:58.300 It doesn't even matter what happened or it's, like, it's not about, like, helping the victims.

00:08:02.440 It's just like, well, Trump's name is listed.

00:08:04.420 We can redact this person's name and make it look like it was him.

00:08:07.280 And it just shows how, like, far off the truth the Democrats are in that case.

00:08:10.960 Republicans, too.

00:08:11.640 And Republicans are in power.

00:08:13.280 Shouldn't we be having more access to this?

00:08:15.600 Shouldn't we be doing whatever we want?

00:08:17.260 Me and Fleckus were joking before the show started.

00:08:19.300 We were, like, thinking, when was Epstein's heyday?

00:08:21.380 Just the years.

00:08:23.100 And, you know, obviously Bill Clinton was flying on it.

00:08:25.420 And Bill Clinton was flying with Jeffrey Epstein, and he'd tell his Secret Service to stay back.

00:08:30.280 The president of the United States saying, oh, I'm taking a trip.

00:08:32.900 And they're, whoa, what?

00:08:34.180 What?

00:08:34.740 You stay here.

00:08:35.740 I'll be back in a few days.

00:08:36.900 That's so fucking crazy.

00:08:38.320 Don't know how that works.

00:08:39.340 Yeah.

00:08:39.380 So are we ever getting justice on anything real?

00:08:43.000 Or is it just going to be continued spin zone nothing for the rest of time?

00:08:46.820 Spin zone nothing.

00:08:47.920 Try to trick idiots.

00:08:49.000 Yeah.

00:08:49.540 That's the whole world now.

00:08:50.580 Yeah, it really is.

00:08:51.880 It's a lot of issues.

00:08:53.140 All right.

00:08:53.420 Last episode, we talked a lot about the housing crisis and how getting rid of illegals would help housing costs and help young people who are Americans get into houses.

00:09:02.040 And I actually found some tweets, I think, back that up.

00:09:05.280 Can you read the first one?

00:09:06.800 Yeah, from Scott Turner, who's in charge of HUD.

00:09:09.680 And I said, what's his face?

00:09:11.660 Bill Pulte.

00:09:12.380 Bill Pulte was.

00:09:13.340 And he's in charge of, like, the Federal Housing Authority.

00:09:15.440 So minor correction there.

00:09:17.160 Slip up.

00:09:17.920 But he said, you want to fix housing supply, deport the millions of illegals that have come across our borders.

00:09:22.600 At HUD, we are working on just that in our nation's public housing.

00:09:26.800 Very true.

00:09:27.620 How many illegals are in our nation's public housing right now?

00:09:30.120 A lot.

00:09:30.680 That's what I'm saying.

00:09:31.520 And then this next tweet I thought could take it even further, and this would actually solve a problem.

00:09:35.940 Want to see home prices and rents drop 50% and self-deportations spike 300% overnight?

00:09:41.660 Make renting or selling property to illegal aliens a federal crime.

00:09:44.920 That would be sick.

00:09:45.940 Yeah.

00:09:46.080 Think about the self-deportations if there's literally nowhere to live.

00:09:49.280 Yeah, totally.

00:09:50.660 And, I mean, that's, like, the pipe dream, though.

00:09:52.920 But, like, what's the point of even showing that?

00:09:54.880 We can't even get, like, a bill with trans girls, trans people not in girls' sports, you know?

00:10:00.240 So I don't think we're going to have any federal laws passed overnight with Chuck Schumer dragging his heels on it, right?

00:10:06.680 Pipe dream.

00:10:07.440 Yeah.

00:10:07.960 It's nothing.

00:10:09.200 But it goes to show you.

00:10:10.520 I mean, there would be such a huge impact if the illegals actually were forced out.

00:10:14.580 Yes, exactly.

00:10:15.300 And if Trump committed to, like, one or two of these issues, like, say he committed to, like, mass deportations, shutting down legal immigration, shutting down H-1B, and then, like, some voter integrity stuff, like, that would be a W for his last term.

00:10:31.720 Totally.

00:10:31.960 And that would set up the road for the next guy to take it over from where he left off and keep working on stuff.

00:10:37.520 So it's, like—

00:10:38.280 Do the things I didn't get to energy.

00:10:40.560 So it's, like, if you just committed to those things, voter integrity and deportations and legal immigration shut down as well, that would be, like, the foundation for a good start for actually a golden age type thing.

00:10:52.520 And instead, we got 50-year mortgages so far, and we're going to get to some of the other stuff Trump is up to.

00:10:58.900 But a common theme recently on our show is, like, we have so many domestic issues that need to be addressed and limited bandwidth, and we're spending all this time on foreign policy or international relations and things that, you know, the average American voter, like, they're a win on the international stage.

00:11:16.180 But I'm sorry.

00:11:17.460 There's an order of operations here, and domestic really comes first.

00:11:20.560 Very true.

00:11:21.160 And one of the things that, like you mentioned, that Trump is botching is the H-1B conversation.

00:11:25.640 He had an interview with Laura Ingram the other day.

00:11:28.200 And here's an important clip from it.

00:11:30.220 Publicans have to talk about it, Laura.

00:11:31.680 And does that mean the H-1B visa thing will not be a big priority for your administration?

00:11:36.620 Because if you want to raise wages for American workers, you can't flood the country with tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of foreign workers.

00:11:43.220 Well, I agree, but you also do have to bring in talent.

00:11:46.000 Well, we have plenty of talented people here.

00:11:47.740 No, you don't.

00:11:47.980 No, you don't.

00:11:48.400 We don't have talented people here.

00:11:49.800 No, you don't have certain talents, and people have to learn.

00:11:53.920 You can't take people off an unemployment line and say, I'm going to put you into a factory.

00:11:59.560 We're going to make missiles.

00:12:00.900 How did we ever do it before?

00:12:02.740 Well, let me just give you an example.

00:12:04.680 In Georgia.

00:12:06.080 We get it.

00:12:06.740 Yeah.

00:12:06.900 And it's obviously disappointing, but I think I found a good explanation as to why Trump does this and what his thought process was.

00:12:14.240 Can you read that first tweet?

00:12:15.820 I guarantee this is how Trump got his understanding of visa workers.

00:12:19.060 Trump asked some executives about why they can't just hire Americans.

00:12:22.540 Executives tell Trump that Americans just don't have the skills.

00:12:25.620 A lie.

00:12:26.440 Trump believes executives.

00:12:27.640 I think that's pretty much it.

00:12:29.740 Yeah.

00:12:30.020 I mean, and it's bad PR, and he kind of goes on to talk about that Hyundai plant in Georgia that was mostly staffed by Koreans who had questionable legal status, and that plant got raided, I think, probably a month back at this point.

00:12:43.180 So, but horrible messaging and horrible PR and, like, not the kind of thing you expect Trump to say about American workers.

00:12:51.180 Like, no, we just don't have them.

00:12:53.180 Then isn't that a problem?

00:12:54.800 Isn't that a bigger picture problem?

00:12:57.200 If that's true, which I know it's not.

00:12:59.760 You know how many STEM graduates can't get a job?

00:13:02.240 And so, I mean, he's just conflating maybe in his mind the Georgia plant with all H-1B fraud, which we've totally covered, the nepotism displayed in H-1B, the amount of tech CEOs who get away with way cheaper labor because of H-1B.

00:13:20.500 Indian to Indian to Indian H-1B.

00:13:22.460 Indian chain H-1Bs.

00:13:24.860 So, I don't know.

00:13:26.120 It's just disheartening to see.

00:13:27.260 And then you roll that off of 50-year mortgages, you start going, huh?

00:13:31.700 You start going, huh?

00:13:33.460 Should I snap my finger back?

00:13:35.340 Why don't you snap it back on live TV, please?

00:13:38.540 And then Scott Besson came out and tried to clarify his position.

00:13:41.360 Can you read that?

00:13:42.120 That's a theme of the administration these days.

00:13:44.860 Somebody oversteps.

00:13:46.120 Some nerd comes out and goes, he actually meant this.

00:13:48.960 Somebody has to clarify.

00:13:51.080 Treasury Secretary Scott Besson clarified that Trump's plan for H-1B visas is to temporarily bring in expert overseas workers.

00:13:57.260 To train Americans and then send them back.

00:14:00.400 And then in parentheses there, after they have a couple anchor babies and marry someone and get a green card.

00:14:05.320 And then they have to stay.

00:14:06.360 Yeah, and then they're here.

00:14:07.000 Then they're just as American as you or I.

00:14:08.800 That's what Vivek Ram Swamy says.

00:14:10.560 Yeah.

00:14:11.040 And then the big problem here is that the H-1Bs, like you said, are not these high-skilled jobs that only Indians can do.

00:14:17.820 We have a stat here.

00:14:18.780 80% approvals for H-1Bs are for entry or junior level jobs.

00:14:24.040 Hmm.

00:14:24.480 Hmm.

00:14:25.220 And a lot of times we train them to do the job, which means we could have just trained an American.

00:14:30.000 Yeah, but it's a lot cheaper to do an Indian.

00:14:31.920 And it's Ramesh's cousin.

00:14:34.040 Yeah.

00:14:34.280 So that works out great.

00:14:35.860 And then soon the whole company is Indian.

00:14:37.580 Yeah.

00:14:37.900 And yeah, like you said, you can't pay American slave wages.

00:14:41.840 The Indians come here.

00:14:42.840 They're willing to grind.

00:14:44.000 Yeah.

00:14:44.340 And it's not even slave wages.

00:14:45.740 It's just slightly less than the median income.

00:14:48.820 It's just like a savings of maybe 30% or 40% sometimes.

00:14:52.340 Mm-hmm.

00:14:53.220 And then they have to be on their best behavior.

00:14:55.200 You can't jump ship.

00:14:56.200 They're tied to your company, right?

00:14:57.540 That H-1B approval, they're tied to you.

00:14:59.300 So you have – it's a little indentured servant-y.

00:15:02.000 Indentured servitude.

00:15:03.020 Foreign indentured servant, modern day.

00:15:05.440 And they like it because they get a chance to be here instead of India.

00:15:08.520 Yeah.

00:15:08.920 I'd probably do it if I was an Indian, but it's our job to kind of stop them, right?

00:15:12.660 Exactly.

00:15:13.640 And then Matt Walsh had a good tweet about it.

00:15:16.040 Even if it were true that we don't have enough talented people in this country, which it isn't,

00:15:20.660 that would be all the more reason to stop importing foreigners.

00:15:23.320 We need to train up our own people.

00:15:25.540 Give actual Americans a shot.

00:15:27.260 America is for Americans.

00:15:28.800 And then James Lindsay had like a really bad response to that tweet.

00:15:33.560 I'm going to just point out a slightly uncomfortable that a historical source for this line,

00:15:38.120 America to the Americans, in this exact kind of context, is Hitler's famous January 1939

00:15:44.600 Reichstag speech.

00:15:46.340 Matt is unlikely to know this, of course, and less likely to care.

00:15:49.600 Oh, Matt Walsh is a Nazi.

00:15:52.400 That's all he does.

00:15:53.620 That's all James Lindsay does all day.

00:15:55.300 What a pussy.

00:15:56.120 Oh, you're the win people over back in the conservative movement.

00:15:59.920 You're calling Matt Walsh a Nazi, basically.

00:16:01.460 Any Indians following me now?

00:16:03.200 Like, that's who you're catering to?

00:16:04.620 Pathetic.

00:16:04.940 Yeah.

00:16:05.320 We have an example of what an H-1B looks like.

00:16:07.220 This one's from Indiana University.

00:16:08.920 And we've gone over this.

00:16:09.940 We had the whole episode after Christmas.

00:16:12.540 This has been a long-ranging battle.

00:16:14.540 Trump did the 100K thing for new H-1Bs and then kind of backtracked that.

00:16:19.100 We were early to H-1Bs.

00:16:20.620 Yeah, of course.

00:16:21.340 And so we know this is an issue, right?

00:16:23.940 And here's just another example to pile on.

00:16:26.860 Indiana University, you know, that heartland, Bloomington, Indiana, middle America, plans

00:16:32.360 to use an H-1B visa for a marketing generalist position.

00:16:36.200 Does anyone seriously believe no American could do this cushy $68,000 a year job?

00:16:41.400 We need to fix this.

00:16:42.940 Very true.

00:16:43.400 And I saw a woman who quote tweeted this and said, like, I'm a graduate of Indiana University

00:16:49.780 in marketing.

00:16:51.540 And I would love this job.

00:16:53.220 And she was like a black woman.

00:16:54.900 She was an American black woman.

00:16:57.360 And yeah, what are we doing?

00:16:59.820 You have marketing students.

00:17:01.640 It's like a direct pipeline.

00:17:03.240 You don't need to open up the search forever.

00:17:05.140 And they go, eh.

00:17:06.040 You don't cook with your feet.

00:17:07.280 Yeah.

00:17:07.640 We need toes.

00:17:08.700 How long are your toenails?

00:17:10.160 That's important for the marketing generalist job.

00:17:12.100 You don't wash your hands, do you?

00:17:13.820 Yeah.

00:17:14.100 And then here's the H-1B wage thing.

00:17:16.680 H-1B pay versus median pay for different job types.

00:17:20.580 And you can see just across the board, it's cheaper to hire an H-1B.

00:17:23.820 And that's how they undercut our workers.

00:17:25.640 For the most part.

00:17:26.500 Yeah.

00:17:26.800 And then that's a one-for-one job.

00:17:28.660 And then think about it.

00:17:29.440 That's a home that's going to an H-1B.

00:17:32.400 They occupy.

00:17:33.000 They got to live somewhere.

00:17:34.320 A job going to them.

00:17:36.120 Money going back to India for the most part because there's remittances.

00:17:39.580 It's just all in all a scam.

00:17:41.260 And for marketing generalists.

00:17:43.780 There's this big thing where they pretend that India, we need these database managers

00:17:47.760 and shit.

00:17:48.640 We need all these technical roles.

00:17:50.660 As if no Americans can do that.

00:17:52.820 It's just so unbelievable to me.

00:17:54.400 Yeah.

00:17:54.800 And then their kids go to school with your kids.

00:17:57.580 And who knows if that's good or bad.

00:17:59.460 I don't think it's good.

00:18:00.960 Then I found this tweet of kind of reasons to be blackpilled lately.

00:18:04.400 Oh, it's been a bad couple of weeks.

00:18:06.920 50-year mortgages.

00:18:08.220 Thinking H-1Bs.

00:18:09.800 Thinking H-1s are making U.S. missiles.

00:18:12.380 Abysmal deportation numbers.

00:18:14.280 Antifa still mobilizing against Turning Point USA.

00:18:17.200 Walking back $100,000 H-1B sponsorship.

00:18:20.640 RINOs refusing to gerrymander.

00:18:22.420 That's a big one.

00:18:23.100 We talked about all the opportunities to gerrymander and nobody did it really.

00:18:27.500 In all those extra states.

00:18:29.100 Texas was the only one I think who followed through.

00:18:30.920 So, Republican infighting.

00:18:34.040 Communist getting elected mayor of the world's financial hub.

00:18:37.300 Attorney General getting elected after fantasizing murdering Republican children.

00:18:41.300 That's the Virginia AG.

00:18:43.160 Tucker being ostracized by AIPAC-funded Congress members.

00:18:46.240 Am I missing anything?

00:18:47.580 Yeah, not good.

00:18:48.620 Yeah.

00:18:48.900 And you are, I think he is missing one thing.

00:18:50.800 And that's the last piece here.

00:18:52.160 Trump's comments on Chinese students.

00:18:55.220 600,000 Chinese students still need to go to our universities.

00:18:58.800 Here's what he said about that.

00:18:59.920 President Xi would like me to come to China.

00:19:03.000 It's a very important relationship.

00:19:05.640 As you know, we're taking a lot of money in from China because of the tariffs and different things.

00:19:11.000 And it's a very important relationship.

00:19:13.640 We're going to get along good with China.

00:19:15.760 I hear so many stories about we're not going to allow their students.

00:19:18.620 We're going to allow their students to come in.

00:19:20.760 We're going to allow, it's very important, 600,000 students.

00:19:23.820 It's very important.

00:19:25.100 But we're going to get along.

00:19:25.780 Yeah, more better to spy on you with.

00:19:28.020 Yeah, we've covered multiple stories out of the University of Michigan of them, like, what, doing that plant stuff where they're kind of trying to poison crops or something?

00:19:37.060 They're bringing, like, weird funguses and molds and stuff that destroy crops.

00:19:40.820 I just read a story.

00:19:41.860 Bioweapons.

00:19:42.260 I just read a story about, like, a Chinese either woman or a couple who bought a trailer park that's right outside where we keep the B2 bombers.

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00:20:21.560 Oops.

00:20:23.440 It's my lifelong dream.

00:20:24.920 Go, Missouri.

00:20:25.920 Open trailer park.

00:20:27.620 Are you fucking kidding me?

00:20:29.240 So, I mean, it's an enemies-at-the-gates situation.

00:20:32.280 Like, you know, obviously not all of them are bad, but it's just such a weird priority thing.

00:20:37.980 And the main point about all this H-1B stuff that I think is important, it's kind of like the Chinese manufacturing, right?

00:20:45.320 And, oh, well, we're reliant on that.

00:20:48.560 We love cheap plastic shit, and American manufacturers can't do it anymore.

00:20:52.720 And then American manufacturers can't do it anymore, and that's the problem.

00:20:57.240 So that problem should be solved before we just kind of continue down this path of, like, exporting dollars for goods to prop up a foreign economy.

00:21:05.000 And the same exact issue is at hand for H-1Bs.

00:21:08.540 Oh, American students can't do it.

00:21:10.980 Then we need to start a college.

00:21:13.020 Maybe that's an emergency.

00:21:14.480 Maybe we put money towards that.

00:21:16.200 And I don't even believe it.

00:21:17.820 Obviously, our students can do it.

00:21:20.160 But, you know, it's just an ugly situation for a lot of STEM grads.

00:21:24.020 And we've gone over the employment numbers for Gen Z, like, almost 10% of Gen Z people who just graduated can't find a job.

00:21:31.540 And so, I don't know.

00:21:33.020 It's just ugly, and it's the same situation.

00:21:34.880 Well, this is the way we've always done it, and then we're kind of trending that direction.

00:21:37.960 And, yeah, I mean, you don't tell a fucking heroin addict, well, yeah, just keep doing the same amount.

00:21:43.740 Don't go up.

00:21:45.160 You need to break the reliance, right?

00:21:46.640 That's a good point.

00:21:47.480 And then keep in mind, too, if colleges can't survive without these foreign students, then maybe we need less colleges.

00:21:55.880 I think we're too afraid of something breaking.

00:21:58.440 We're too afraid of, like, the status quo changing too much.

00:22:03.180 And that's what needs to happen to become, like, healthy.

00:22:06.220 Long-term, American health as an economy in our university system, if it breaks, it'll come back to equilibrium, right?

00:22:14.920 Yeah, it'll self-correct.

00:22:17.600 Yeah, but there's too much worry about, like, oh, well, I don't want to change anything too drastically right now.

00:22:22.440 I'm going to go focus on foreign policy.

00:22:24.360 I've got to talk to Israel about Iran.

00:22:25.920 I've got to do stupid shit with Argentina.

00:22:28.060 We need some shit to break.

00:22:29.220 Yeah, so.

00:22:30.000 And then to wrap this Black Pill segment up, Andrew Torba had a good tweet that sums it up.

00:22:34.700 Well, it's the same thing.

00:22:36.300 It's, you're too dumb to build things.

00:22:38.200 We need 500,000 Jeets a year to fill the jobs.

00:22:40.640 You're too dumb for college.

00:22:41.680 We need 600,000 Chinese to fill school slots.

00:22:44.580 You're too poor.

00:22:45.280 Here's a 50-year mortgage and a one-time petty check for 2K.

00:22:49.320 You're not struggling financially.

00:22:50.900 The stock market is doing great.

00:22:52.500 Here's my new gold-plated room in the White House.

00:22:55.000 Yeah, so it is a little disheartening, unfortunately.

00:22:58.100 But keep in mind, those Chinese kids, when they come, they actually probably do learn.

00:23:02.800 Yeah.

00:23:03.180 Our guys, I think, a lot of times just vape and they can't do math.

00:23:06.740 I think there's a big culture of cheating in China.

00:23:11.320 There's a big culture of coming to American universities and then cheating, and they share

00:23:14.880 each other's papers, and they speak Chinese to each other, and they go, do you have the

00:23:18.120 report from last year?

00:23:19.360 You have the test from last year?

00:23:20.940 But I think our guys are just using AI and cheating as well.

00:23:24.000 I think there's a lot of both going on.

00:23:26.180 Unfortunately.

00:23:27.000 Unfortunately, we can't just give it to 600,000 Chinese, even though they buy new Ford F-150

00:23:32.800 when they get here.

00:23:33.740 Yeah, that's very true.

00:23:34.760 We can't give it away.

00:23:36.000 And this takes us to our next story, as we mentioned in the intro.

00:23:39.380 One in eight, University of California at San Diego students can't do math.

00:23:44.180 Yeah, only 87% can do math at a first grade level, which, how does that even make sense?

00:23:49.920 What?

00:23:50.720 Just 19% can do math at an eighth grade level.

00:23:54.660 And universities get 30 times more inflation-adjusted government cash than they did in the 1950s.

00:24:00.620 So way more expensive, inflation-adjusted, and way worse results.

00:24:05.440 So we have more money than ever, less productive than ever, and that's probably part of why

00:24:10.960 we have to do so many H-1Bs.

00:24:13.040 You know, that kind of makes sense, right?

00:24:14.820 No.

00:24:15.600 Well, the Indians can do math.

00:24:17.280 Well, the thing is, and we're just talking about dumb students, and then we're talking

00:24:22.020 about also the coinciding with the browning of America and dumber students overall, you

00:24:27.420 know?

00:24:27.800 So there's a mix.

00:24:29.340 There is a mix.

00:24:30.060 And we have some more context here about what these students can't do.

00:24:33.820 Well, this all came from a report from UC San Diego documenting a steep decline in academic

00:24:38.680 preparedness for its freshmen.

00:24:40.900 The number of entering students needing remedial math has exploded from one out of 100 to one

00:24:45.540 out of eight.

00:24:46.700 They had to create a second remedial class, basically.

00:24:52.080 The percentage of students who correctly answered questions at each grade level, we kind of already

00:24:56.520 went over that.

00:24:57.140 But first, second, and third grade.

00:25:01.060 Third grade, 25%, 26% couldn't do it.

00:25:04.740 And you're in college?

00:25:05.760 I don't even know.

00:25:06.540 I'm a writer.

00:25:07.560 Yeah.

00:25:07.960 I don't get it.

00:25:08.680 I liked it better when only the elites went to college and everyone else just worked on

00:25:12.080 cars.

00:25:12.620 Yeah.

00:25:12.960 Yeah.

00:25:13.440 There's something to that.

00:25:15.720 Nearly one-fifth of students fail to meet entry-level writing requirements, too.

00:25:20.420 So they don't even have...

00:25:21.680 Well, I'm just a literary genius.

00:25:23.120 I can't do math.

00:25:24.500 So there's both.

00:25:25.420 Some of the thesis from the study, this deterioration coincided with the COVID-19 pandemic and its

00:25:32.180 effects on education, the elimination of standardized testing, grade inflation, and the expansion

00:25:38.560 of admissions from under-resourced high schools.

00:25:42.580 So that's what I'm saying, where this isn't just like white kids all of a sudden stopped

00:25:47.320 learning how to do math and can't do third grade math.

00:25:49.700 Kids that should have never gone to college revealing that they don't actually know anything

00:25:53.800 and never learned.

00:25:54.460 This is a different element.

00:25:55.820 We have an example of some of the questions that the kids got wrong.

00:25:58.900 25% of students got 7 plus 2 equals X plus 6 wrong.

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00:26:31.620 It's not even like PEMDOT.

00:26:36.200 Yeah.

00:26:36.520 It's just 7 plus 2 is 9.

00:26:37.940 X plus 6 is 9.

00:26:39.700 It's 3.

00:26:40.400 Yeah.

00:26:40.680 It's like the most basic algebra thing on earth.

00:26:44.320 And then 61% of students, the large majority, couldn't round 374,518 to the nearest 100.

00:26:52.100 And 37% of students couldn't subtract fractions.

00:26:55.580 So that's just like total neglect.

00:26:57.180 You never even learned it.

00:26:58.460 And your high school teachers just said, yeah, get them out of my fucking class.

00:27:02.980 Get them to the next grade.

00:27:04.500 And then you get into college.

00:27:05.440 There's no child left behind.

00:27:06.860 You can't not graduate.

00:27:08.700 So you just get pushed through.

00:27:09.980 And then when you get to the next grade, they don't reteach you the grade before.

00:27:13.580 Then you're five grades ahead and you never learned the thing.

00:27:16.240 Yeah.

00:27:16.460 So it's dark.

00:27:17.420 And then COVID gets blamed for it.

00:27:19.280 But you can bounce back from missing a year.

00:27:23.020 Everyone's brain is cooked from the computer.

00:27:25.520 And you say everyone.

00:27:26.980 I don't say everyone.

00:27:28.700 Dumb people who should have been ditch diggers are now going to college for some reason.

00:27:32.740 That's true.

00:27:33.360 Because there's racial quotas?

00:27:35.860 That's true.

00:27:36.760 So that's my main issue.

00:27:38.240 And they got rid of standardized testing.

00:27:39.860 So you're going off the grades that the teacher gave just to pass them.

00:27:44.480 And there's nothing there.

00:27:46.000 Very true.

00:27:47.060 All right.

00:27:47.240 Well, during all this, Ben Shapiro had another abysmal take.

00:27:50.040 Here's him acting like America is nothing more than an economic zone again.

00:27:54.420 If you're a young person and you can't afford to live here, then maybe you should not live here.

00:27:58.680 I mean, that is a real thing.

00:27:59.940 I know that we've now grown up in a society that says that you deserve to live where you grew up.

00:28:05.480 But the reality is that the history of America is almost literally the opposite of that.

00:28:09.440 The history of America is you go to a place where there is opportunity.

00:28:12.860 And if the opportunities are limited here and they're not changing, then you really should try to think about other places where you have better opportunities.

00:28:20.400 It's interesting and it's ironic because he also believes that Israel has a right to their land because of a 3,000-year-old promise.

00:28:27.980 But you can't live in the town you were born in 20 years ago.

00:28:31.160 Yeah.

00:28:31.380 And he was talking about New York there, which we saw how many foreign-born people are in New York and living in public housing recently over the past couple episodes.

00:28:39.940 And there's some truth to it.

00:28:41.000 We're not going to totally just shit on him, but we—

00:28:43.640 I might.

00:28:44.560 Okay, yeah.

00:28:45.480 And also by his logic, Israel wouldn't exist at all because without Western support over the last 70 years, Israel would have failed.

00:28:53.200 And then the Jews would have had to live somewhere else, right, by his logic.

00:28:56.380 Yeah, that's true.

00:28:57.540 But it's also like in the history of America, what do you mean when we could just spring up a town out of nothing around like a gold rush or something?

00:29:05.760 What, I'm supposed to move to Cincinnati now and get a corporate job somewhere else?

00:29:10.420 It's just an interesting different time.

00:29:12.060 And so what, you got priced out of where your family's been for multiple generations, right?

00:29:16.220 Yeah, go OD on fentanyl, stupid.

00:29:17.900 You fucking idiot.

00:29:19.440 There's a rusted out plant that got shipped out to Mexico.

00:29:22.560 You can go do it there.

00:29:23.620 And obviously, economically, things have gotten ugly in America.

00:29:26.660 But hasn't America gotten fucked from the trillions of dollars we wasted on Middle East wars for Israel?

00:29:31.480 Certainly.

00:29:32.120 Hasn't America gotten fucked by the refugees that were created from those wars?

00:29:35.960 Yes.

00:29:36.580 And now that the host is dying, Ben Shapiro says, I guess you can't live here anymore.

00:29:41.640 Oops.

00:29:43.060 It's another kind of tone deaf era.

00:29:45.060 Yeah.

00:29:45.440 And it's also why the Ben Shapiro style of MAGA is dying fast.

00:29:49.900 And that's why we said, like when Mom Donnie got elected, at least I said this, like the right wing needs to have an answer for the young disaffected men who are getting priced out, aren't getting good jobs anymore.

00:30:03.680 We need to have an answer for it.

00:30:05.360 And my answer, the simplest, easiest Band-Aid to rip off is deport as many people as are illegal and reduce the number of visas, every kind of visa that exists in America.

00:30:15.500 Because we need a reset.

00:30:16.960 We need something.

00:30:17.620 We need to open up some homes, right?

00:30:19.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:30:19.680 Instead of this, like, well, pull up your bootstrap.

00:30:22.040 Stop doing avocado toast.

00:30:23.340 Get the fuck out of New York.

00:30:24.720 There's an oil field somewhere.

00:30:26.900 You know.

00:30:27.480 I like New York.

00:30:28.640 There are other things to be done.

00:30:30.520 Yeah.

00:30:30.700 And what do you always say when you go back to Long Island?

00:30:33.720 Who's out there?

00:30:34.660 Sausage, egg, and cheese sandwich.

00:30:36.260 Salt, pepper, ketchup.

00:30:37.680 And then there's migrants on bikes.

00:30:38.820 On bikes.

00:30:39.380 That's what I was looking for.

00:30:40.240 And they're wearing.

00:30:40.920 Migrants on bikes.

00:30:41.840 They're wearing pants and long sleeve clothes and hoodies in the summer.

00:30:45.500 And they're stolen from Macy's.

00:30:45.920 And they have a backpack.

00:30:47.400 And they're riding their bike.

00:30:49.040 Yeah.

00:30:49.900 That's Long Island.

00:30:51.420 Don't even remind me.

00:30:52.320 That's who fucked you over.

00:30:54.120 And so, I mean.

00:30:54.840 They ride around with all their stuff.

00:30:56.900 And they ride a bike.

00:30:57.680 And you're an adult, like, using bike as a transportation.

00:30:59.920 This is a nice neighborhood.

00:31:01.540 And you're on a bike with all your stuff on a bike?

00:31:05.200 And it's not like one of those Cannondale $10,000 bikes.

00:31:08.320 It's like an old mountain bike.

00:31:10.020 Old, dusty mountain bike.

00:31:10.820 $20 bike.

00:31:11.880 And that's what pisses me off about this whole Trump H-1B.

00:31:15.140 Even if it's not like a policy decision or he just kind of gave a bad interview moment.

00:31:19.780 Is we need to have an answer on the right wing for the economic woes and inflation nightmare that Gen Z is growing up in.

00:31:30.000 And it doesn't seem like we're really tightened together on that messaging right now.

00:31:34.340 Here's $2,000 maybe.

00:31:36.300 Here's $2,000.

00:31:37.020 You better make under $100,000.

00:31:38.440 And if you make under $100,000 as a family, you're probably already getting some free shit.

00:31:43.480 Not really.

00:31:44.440 And $2,000 like 20 years ago is like $10,000.

00:31:48.880 You know, like it's like it's not even worth $2,000 anymore.

00:31:51.980 Yep.

00:31:52.600 Sucks.

00:31:53.080 All right.

00:31:53.280 Well, we're in our migrant section.

00:31:54.540 We got to shape it up.

00:31:55.540 You know, we got to do something fucking correct and get our messaging right.

00:31:58.920 I think Trump's getting some bad advice from some tech type people who are in his ear.

00:32:03.700 All those people who donated to his transition fund and whatever.

00:32:06.540 And he said give Bibi Netanyahu a pardon.

00:32:10.040 Did he?

00:32:10.360 Yeah, he like sent a letter to whoever saying pardon him.

00:32:14.800 We have major domestic issues right now.

00:32:16.980 Something bad.

00:32:17.840 And I don't really like the foreign policy shit that's going on.

00:32:21.000 So.

00:32:21.340 I hate it.

00:32:21.860 We got to lock in.

00:32:22.640 Otherwise, we're fucking smoked in 2026 for the midterms.

00:32:26.400 Gavin Newsom will come and do something in 2028.

00:32:30.480 And keep in mind, we're in the holidays now, basically.

00:32:32.900 So the next couple of months are nothing.

00:32:34.840 Then you get back from the holidays and it's like January, February, whatever.

00:32:38.580 But then it starts to get warmer.

00:32:40.080 And then when it gets warmer, it gets hot.

00:32:41.600 It's basically.

00:32:42.320 And once it's hot, it's election season.

00:32:43.940 And then it's election season.

00:32:45.120 And then it's the fall.

00:32:45.940 And then it's election.

00:32:46.840 We're at the election 2026.

00:32:48.720 And we have nothing to show for it.

00:32:50.060 And then the last half of Trump's term, if Democrats regain power, is just going to be

00:32:54.140 like a big circus of them trying to impeach him or something.

00:32:57.400 And he's older.

00:32:58.460 Yeah.

00:32:58.820 Trump's going to be like 85.

00:32:59.960 Less fight.

00:33:00.720 Less fight in him.

00:33:01.620 So we really got to lock in.

00:33:03.280 But then.

00:33:03.820 Oh, yeah.

00:33:04.440 Peter Thiel, J.D. Vance will do it.

00:33:06.660 Yeah.

00:33:07.700 Bad.

00:33:08.100 We'll see.

00:33:09.060 All right.

00:33:09.440 Let's get to our migrant section.

00:33:10.840 We have an example of an H-1B hire here.

00:33:13.180 This is the H-1B trash man on the train.

00:33:17.540 This is how they get rid of it.

00:33:18.360 This is how they keep the train clean.

00:33:19.840 It's very important to keep the train clean.

00:33:21.340 Yeah.

00:33:21.860 You got to throw the trash out.

00:33:23.600 It's leaking all over the.

00:33:24.880 No, there's some stuff falling out.

00:33:26.680 Yep.

00:33:27.120 Not our problem.

00:33:28.580 And then you also have the H-1B foot out boy.

00:33:31.380 Yeah.

00:33:31.540 The foot on the door handle.

00:33:33.160 On the handle.

00:33:34.180 The feet on the door handle.

00:33:35.780 You can't make it up.

00:33:36.580 I know.

00:33:37.280 I wouldn't.

00:33:37.980 If I wrote that as a joke, it'd be like, yeah, that's too obvious.

00:33:40.760 The guy's got his feet on the door handle.

00:33:42.540 I know.

00:33:42.820 His feet are out.

00:33:43.420 The meme is.

00:33:44.400 One guy's throwing trash out into the nature, and the other guy's putting his feet on stuff.

00:33:49.140 Yeah.

00:33:49.360 And one of my favorite parts of this, he doesn't even try to get it off the tracks.

00:33:55.240 It's just on the next track.

00:33:57.280 The debris.

00:33:58.000 It's not like he winds up and throws it over the fence or something.

00:34:01.420 It's just on the next train track.

00:34:03.160 And he's wearing a vest in his job.

00:34:05.040 This is his job.

00:34:05.840 Yep.

00:34:06.420 Yep.

00:34:06.620 But he's got to come to here and do the tech job that you can't learn.

00:34:10.620 You're too stupid.

00:34:12.020 He's smart.

00:34:13.160 Yeah.

00:34:13.400 The trash man.

00:34:14.460 Yeah.

00:34:14.920 And now we're going to get to some of the grim results from our recent immigration problems.

00:34:19.720 This is a Minneapolis school.

00:34:21.320 And if you look around, everyone's Muslim.

00:34:23.460 Not just Muslim, but Somali, which is a worse form.

00:34:31.140 Even the mascot of the school is now a camel.

00:34:35.160 I looked up.

00:34:36.280 I tried to find what school this is.

00:34:37.780 And then you see all the kids are pretty much everyone is a Somali.

00:34:41.440 And there's a couple of old school administrators still hanging on.

00:34:44.860 They haven't put in their request for transfer in the back.

00:34:47.200 You see these white people in the back?

00:34:48.840 Nice ladies.

00:34:50.120 They have a camel as a mascot.

00:34:51.980 And I go, what the fuck happened?

00:34:53.460 Now we're just babysitting these Somalis.

00:34:55.720 So that's how quick it happens, guys.

00:34:57.280 And that's why I say we need to lock in.

00:35:00.160 Yeah.

00:35:01.020 There's the camel.

00:35:02.060 We do have some good news.

00:35:04.620 Net migration is down for the first time in 50 years.

00:35:08.300 Yeah.

00:35:08.900 Trump and Noem have jump-started an agency that was hamstrung and barred from doing its job for the last four years.

00:35:14.180 For the first time in over five decades, the United States is on track to see negative net migration.

00:35:18.360 Foreign-born population has declined by 2.2 million this year, which includes 1.6 million illegals who have voluntary self-supported and 555,000 deportations.

00:35:29.560 We are actually already covered this.

00:35:31.260 Yeah.

00:35:31.520 But, you know, it's good to see the number go down.

00:35:34.940 You need to go all in and honestly just get it as much done as you can.

00:35:38.180 But the problem is the more deportations you do, the more sad stories you see of, like, the woman having the baby ripped out of her arms and the guy faking a seizure.

00:35:47.340 And then in the midterms, they're going to, like, run off that and win off that.

00:35:50.840 Yeah, and so I'm also just not happy because this can be undone by one-fourth of President Biden.

00:35:58.120 Yeah, one month of the border open, you get a million people back in.

00:36:01.480 So that's why we really need to seize our opportunity because this could easily be reversed.

00:36:06.500 And then I don't want to live in a world where we go back and forth between Democrat and Republican, and then all the Republicans do is kind of, like, stop it for a second, and then it goes back to the avalanche of foreign people.

00:36:21.220 Very true.

00:36:21.900 You know.

00:36:22.720 All right, let's go to our broad migrant section.

00:36:24.880 We have bad news for the European invaders.

00:36:27.280 A lot of the Muslims feel unsafe in the U.K. because of racism.

00:36:31.500 I'm an NHS GP.

00:36:32.940 My sister is an A&E consultant.

00:36:34.840 My other sister works for the police.

00:36:36.760 Now, Britain is really divided right now, whether that's anti-Muslim hate, anti-Semitism, LGBTQ plus hate, and the working class feel really left behind.

00:36:47.000 As a brown person, I've never felt more unsafe in the country I was born in.

00:36:51.980 Never felt more unsafe in the country he was born in because of racism as a brown person.

00:36:56.540 So I guess they better cancel some of the Christmas celebrations to make everyone feel better.

00:37:00.340 Yeah, and that's, we're not worried about you, the guy in the suit with the British accent.

00:37:05.040 But we're not really talking about you for most of the migrant clips, right?

00:37:08.900 And then we have a good response I saw.

00:37:10.560 Can you read that?

00:37:11.400 Yeah, this was a great point.

00:37:12.680 How come if a Muslim feels unsafe because of me, it's because I'm racist?

00:37:17.300 But if I feel unsafe because of a Muslim, that's also because I'm racist.

00:37:22.320 That's where, that's the Chinese finger trap we're in.

00:37:24.800 That's the great trick it's called.

00:37:27.080 Very true.

00:37:27.700 And then we have an example here of Muslims making UK natives feel unsafe.

00:37:34.640 Can you read that headline, please?

00:37:36.100 First picture of Nottingham man accused of murdering 23-year-old woman.

00:37:40.700 Adedapo Adegbola appeared at Nottingham Crown Court on Monday, October 27th.

00:37:47.080 Yep, very true.

00:37:48.500 But he'll probably be let go because he didn't know any better.

00:37:51.400 And then if you complain about it on Facebook, you'll go to jail.

00:37:54.500 That's how it is.

00:37:55.220 And the reason that's how it is is this next tweet, I found this, it kind of sums up why

00:37:59.200 it is the way it is.

00:38:00.700 The real answer, everyone assigns more agency and cognitive ability to white people, whether

00:38:06.900 consciously or not.

00:38:08.560 This means that in all white slash non-white social interactions, whites are seen as more

00:38:13.780 capable and therefore more responsible.

00:38:16.760 Very true.

00:38:17.680 I agree with that.

00:38:18.560 And then you see that with sentencing.

00:38:19.820 Like they always are giving a sixth chance to the guy who's got a fucking 68 IQ.

00:38:25.720 But a white kid needs to get the maximum sentence, right?

00:38:28.140 It's very true.

00:38:28.900 And obviously you guys know the stats.

00:38:30.780 We cover pretty much every week of all the rapes and how out of hand it is.

00:38:34.820 But the Muslims feel unsafe because of racism.

00:38:37.700 Another reason UK natives and people in the West are feeling unsafe is because of the situation

00:38:42.440 on the roads with all the truckers that are migrants.

00:38:45.160 We have another crash here.

00:38:46.700 It's pretty intense.

00:38:47.480 This guy just plows into everybody.

00:38:52.060 Oops.

00:38:52.540 Stopped cars.

00:38:53.120 One, two, three.

00:38:55.340 And we have some context here.

00:38:57.000 Obviously, we've seen all the trucker migrant crash clips.

00:38:59.900 But can you read that?

00:39:01.100 Yeah.

00:39:01.240 The worst auto accidents in three Western countries now have all been committed by Indian semi-drivers

00:39:07.300 this year.

00:39:08.260 The US, Canada, and UK now have all seen the same thing.

00:39:11.780 And this was in the UK.

00:39:12.660 So this is kind of the trifecta for Western countries.

00:39:15.920 And you know what I was thinking?

00:39:16.920 What?

00:39:17.680 You remember when you were a kid and you're in the back of the car and the seat's facing

00:39:21.740 backwards and you're going on a family trip?

00:39:23.980 Oh, yeah.

00:39:24.420 And you see a truck and you go like this?

00:39:26.540 You can't do that anymore because of migrants.

00:39:29.100 Yeah.

00:39:29.360 Migrant goes, oh, that kid, he's doing it.

00:39:31.820 And then swerve off.

00:39:33.620 Or the migrant go, oh, who's that cute kid?

00:39:35.400 He's talking to me.

00:39:36.400 That's true.

00:39:37.300 That's even worse.

00:39:37.900 And then he doesn't pay attention.

00:39:38.520 Oh, I can't slow this thing down.

00:39:39.720 Yeah.

00:39:39.860 But this was Americana.

00:39:41.700 They took it.

00:39:42.860 Migrants.

00:39:43.300 And everyone says, oh, Fluckus, you blame everything on migrants.

00:39:46.000 Does that not take in?

00:39:47.300 What if everything's migrants' fault?

00:39:49.800 What if everything really is migrants' fault?

00:39:51.640 They get on their bikes.

00:39:52.640 I think there's a lot of issues.

00:39:54.740 Jansport backpack, old mountain bike.

00:39:57.160 Wearing like a black jacket, like a winter jacket, and it's July.

00:40:01.900 Yeah.

00:40:02.220 And they're on the bike.

00:40:03.520 Not good.

00:40:04.080 They're going around my house where I grew up.

00:40:06.520 They shouldn't be there.

00:40:07.640 It's bad.

00:40:08.100 And then, yes.

00:40:09.940 On top of that, with the migration, you can get arrested, like we said, for complaining

00:40:14.980 about it.

00:40:15.480 Or you get henpacked by a stupid, liberal, horrible woman like this.

00:40:20.440 White people being replaced in the UK.

00:40:22.220 So what?

00:40:23.780 So what?

00:40:25.260 Wait, so what?

00:40:27.000 Nobody's white.

00:40:28.400 Right.

00:40:28.660 Who's white?

00:40:30.300 Everybody's got a grandparent or a great-great-grandparent or a great-great-great-great-great-grandparent

00:40:34.720 that came from somewhere else.

00:40:36.120 Look at the schnoz on her.

00:41:04.960 Yeah.

00:41:06.120 And you can ask a question, a follow-up.

00:41:08.260 Has the UK gotten better or worse from recent migration trends?

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00:41:40.400 The answer's obvious, but she would say better.

00:41:45.960 She would say better.

00:41:46.840 And she would mention some sort of local food store that she goes to now.

00:41:50.040 The shawarma.

00:41:50.520 Yeah.

00:41:50.780 She'd say the shawarma's great.

00:41:52.420 You're crazy.

00:41:53.680 And then she says, oh, we're a nation of immigrants.

00:41:55.480 We all came from somewhere.

00:41:56.640 Yeah.

00:41:56.840 We all came from the same six good places.

00:41:59.580 Here's a graph.

00:42:00.260 In Northern and Western Europe.

00:42:02.160 We all came from those places.

00:42:03.720 Here's the graph.

00:42:04.600 Yeah.

00:42:04.740 You know, but everyone needs an opportunity.

00:42:06.720 So it's like billions of desperately poor people need an opportunity on this one white

00:42:11.960 island of like 50 million people.

00:42:13.760 This one island.

00:42:15.200 That's where the opportunity is.

00:42:16.340 Everyone's allowed to come here.

00:42:17.600 How many people are desperately poor and seeking an opportunity?

00:42:21.080 Six billion?

00:42:22.180 Yeah.

00:42:22.760 Four to six billion.

00:42:24.040 How many people live here?

00:42:25.360 50 million?

00:42:26.380 Let's load it up.

00:42:27.360 And I'm sure that's going to make everything better.

00:42:28.980 They deserve it.

00:42:30.160 Yeah.

00:42:30.520 So it's kind of retarded.

00:42:32.080 And that's the thing too.

00:42:33.940 You know, people with that view.

00:42:36.180 This woman should be laughed at.

00:42:37.640 Yeah.

00:42:38.220 And like, if that's her view, that's okay.

00:42:40.880 You can just be a retard.

00:42:42.420 Exactly.

00:42:43.040 But the problem is that view was implemented all over Western countries and no one voted for

00:42:49.620 it.

00:42:49.740 At the same time.

00:42:50.480 The most like horrible demographic displacing view.

00:42:54.720 Okay.

00:42:55.020 Some like stupid communist girl in a, in a liberal arts college thinks that, or this stupid

00:43:00.180 lady or people with small hats, you know, whatever they want the diversity.

00:43:04.760 But for some reason that was implemented across every Western white country and no one said

00:43:11.020 that's what we want.

00:43:12.000 No one voted for it.

00:43:12.980 And now we're like at the end of it where it's too late to fix.

00:43:15.540 Yeah.

00:43:15.680 Without a bullet being fired and without a vote being cast explicitly for it.

00:43:19.460 Everyone just adopted the worst possible immigration policy.

00:43:23.320 The lady you should be laughing at.

00:43:24.940 Horrible.

00:43:25.460 All right.

00:43:25.740 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

00:43:27.160 Moving on to our final page of housekeeping where I can say whatever I want.

00:43:30.520 Use the opportunity to go to the post.

00:43:31.580 Help us juice the alcohol.

00:43:32.340 Leave a like, comment, comment again, then start yapping.

00:43:34.640 PO box needs to be full.

00:43:35.840 Notifications need to be on.

00:43:36.700 Old episodes need to be watched.

00:43:37.780 And the link to this episode needs to be sent to the boys in the group chat.

00:43:40.120 Okay.

00:43:40.860 That was a good one.

00:43:41.600 Yeah.

00:43:41.840 You're tight.

00:43:42.520 Did you write that down?

00:43:43.380 Is that whole thing written down?

00:43:45.320 Yeah.

00:43:45.920 T and J.

00:43:46.480 Okay.

00:43:46.840 So you do abbreviate somewhere.

00:43:48.360 Tickle and juice.

00:43:49.000 Tickle and juice.

00:43:49.540 Okay.

00:43:49.620 I got that one locked.

00:43:50.620 That's why.

00:43:51.620 All right.

00:43:52.060 First things first.

00:43:52.980 What's a Goy beam?

00:43:54.420 This is from the ADL glossary.

00:43:56.000 I haven't even heard this one.

00:43:57.360 I go in some dark corners of the internet.

00:43:59.120 I haven't heard this one either.

00:44:00.280 That's why I'm showing.

00:44:00.960 A term used by far-right conspiracy theorists and Holocaust denialists.

00:44:06.180 Denialists?

00:44:06.720 Shouldn't they just say deniers?

00:44:08.760 That suggests Jews use dark energy particle beams from Saturn to influence Goyim into self-destruction and race mixing.

00:44:17.200 It's interesting.

00:44:18.380 I didn't know about this beam.

00:44:19.780 Okay.

00:44:20.260 Yeah.

00:44:20.540 I didn't know about that.

00:44:21.100 And the top of Saturn does make the outline of the Jewish star if you connected all the things.

00:44:26.240 All right.

00:44:26.980 Okay.

00:44:27.260 So that might be where the beam is coming from.

00:44:29.020 Okay.

00:44:29.880 All right.

00:44:30.260 That woman from the UK clip, she was doing a Goy beam, I think, there by saying anyone can come here.

00:44:35.860 Yeah.

00:44:36.800 Northern Lights, we already talked about that.

00:44:39.200 Anything else?

00:44:40.120 No.

00:44:40.760 31 Atlas, I heard, is speeding up now that it's back from behind the sun.

00:44:45.100 And it's moving faster than it was before.

00:44:46.760 So we still got time on 31 Atlas, spaceship, aliens.

00:44:50.220 Okay.

00:44:50.760 You'll apologize to me soon.

00:44:52.740 This next story I thought was very interesting.

00:44:54.960 You know when we talk about eating meat and everyone's trying to change people from eating meat?

00:44:59.860 And they're even doing the Lone Star Tick disease, which is man-made.

00:45:03.560 They released that in Martha's Vineyard.

00:45:05.160 Luckily, I didn't get bit.

00:45:06.240 But it makes you basically allergic to eating meat.

00:45:08.560 They're trying to gear everyone away from eating meat.

00:45:11.400 And they're going to make us all vegan and weak, even weaker.

00:45:14.480 And a lot of the reasons is animal agriculture uses so much water.

00:45:19.340 You've heard that, right?

00:45:20.180 Like a pound of cow takes like 100,000 gallons of water.

00:45:23.860 And it sounds like a lot.

00:45:24.880 And you kind of hear it and go, maybe meat's not the best.

00:45:27.600 Greta Thunberg type talking point.

00:45:29.100 Greta Thunberg type shit.

00:45:30.700 We actually found a debunk to that.

00:45:32.320 Can you give it a read, please?

00:45:33.380 Yeah.

00:45:33.580 This is from Sam Ahool.

00:45:35.300 He says, it takes 15,000 liters of water to produce one kilogram of beef.

00:45:40.820 Sounds horrifying, except here's what they don't tell you.

00:45:43.520 Those 15,000 liters breaks down as 94% green water, which means rainwater that falls on the

00:45:50.900 pasture, 4% blue water, which is actual irrigation, 2% gray water, recycled water.

00:45:58.320 So 94% is just rain, rain that was falling anyway, rain that the grass absorbs, the cow

00:46:04.620 drinks, then pisses back into the soil within days.

00:46:08.080 The 4% blue water, that's 600 liters.

00:46:10.520 Compared to almonds, 12,000 liters of actual irrigation water per kilogram, 20 times more

00:46:16.980 than beef.

00:46:17.840 Almonds require intensive irrigation and drought stricken California, draining aquifers that

00:46:22.580 took 10,000 years to fill and will never refill.

00:46:26.500 And so the main point of that, the trick, they count rainfall for beef, but not for plant

00:46:30.420 crops.

00:46:31.000 If we counted green water for almonds the same way, those numbers would be astronomical.

00:46:35.500 So your grass fed British beef uses rainfall on land that can't grow crops.

00:46:39.880 Your almond milk drains prehistoric aquifers.

00:46:43.200 One borrows from the rain cycle, one steals from the future.

00:46:46.420 That's pretty much it.

00:46:47.300 Isn't that good info?

00:46:48.340 Yeah, that is.

00:46:49.500 Everyone happy to know that now?

00:46:51.500 I am.

00:46:52.780 I knew something was up.

00:46:54.380 I like to debunk stuff where you go, I'm going to keep eating steak, but I know it's not

00:46:58.220 good.

00:46:58.600 It is good, actually.

00:47:00.000 Okay.

00:47:00.200 You should keep eating steak.

00:47:01.360 Yeah.

00:47:01.540 All right, next.

00:47:02.720 I think there's something, steak made us strong.

00:47:05.700 This relationship with the cow, milk, white people specifically, I think there's some

00:47:10.600 sort of deep esoteric relationship between us and the cow that people want to take away

00:47:15.780 from us.

00:47:16.540 Maybe I'm getting schizo now here.

00:47:18.380 That will really weaken us if they take away our relationship with the cow.

00:47:21.780 That's how we got ahead.

00:47:23.180 Cow, pigs, you know.

00:47:24.360 Cow, pig, chicken, eggs, milk.

00:47:26.620 Run it.

00:47:27.080 Like Africa eats dirt.

00:47:29.140 Mud cakes, those Haiti mud pies, remember?

00:47:31.340 Indian people-

00:47:32.360 Worship the cow.

00:47:33.420 Eat shit and cook with their feet.

00:47:35.760 Yeah.

00:47:36.420 Okay.

00:47:37.040 A little far.

00:47:37.940 They do eat the boot.

00:47:39.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:47:39.700 You know, it's good for microbiome.

00:47:41.860 Yeah.

00:47:42.360 You're eating shit, brother.

00:47:43.840 And if you think about it, Chinese people, they eat rice.

00:47:45.960 They're little.

00:47:46.640 Yeah.

00:47:47.260 Yeah, yeah.

00:47:47.600 Native Americans-

00:47:48.600 Rice and fish.

00:47:49.100 A lot of the Asian people are fish heavy.

00:47:51.840 They're ocean heavy.

00:47:53.380 And that's why they slurp it right up out of the ocean.

00:47:55.460 And then Europeans from the best countries, eggs, milk, chicken, cow-

00:48:03.960 Cream, butter, all the cow products.

00:48:06.340 They want to get between us and the cow, and we need the cow.

00:48:09.220 And that's why we're all 6'4".

00:48:10.820 I'm 6'3".

00:48:12.220 What are you, 5'11 and three quarters?

00:48:14.040 You're just under six?

00:48:15.020 I'm a six foot and one inch.

00:48:17.100 Okay.

00:48:18.180 All right.

00:48:18.520 Whatever you tell yourself.

00:48:19.600 In high school, I used to say I was 6'3".

00:48:21.220 And I would stuff my boots with, like, heels of, like, shoes, like the inner soles of shoes.

00:48:26.920 Yeah.

00:48:27.160 And then college coaches would come meet me, and I would just be, like, on these platform

00:48:30.540 shoes.

00:48:31.180 George Costanza?

00:48:32.040 Like, 6'4".

00:48:32.860 Yeah.

00:48:33.240 And then they go, wow, that guy seemed tall, but his arms were really short.

00:48:36.260 His torso was crazy.

00:48:37.700 Where's the height coming from?

00:48:39.080 What's this?

00:48:39.600 Where's the height?

00:48:40.320 Trying to figure me out.

00:48:41.520 Everybody did that, though.

00:48:42.560 Yeah.

00:48:43.000 But, yeah.

00:48:43.640 And I was 6'3 on my high school program.

00:48:45.580 I mean, but I was 6'1 when I got to college, and that was an official height.

00:48:49.460 Yeah.

00:48:49.740 Yeah, for sure.

00:48:50.180 So, 6'1 is where I'm at.

00:48:51.520 All right.

00:48:51.700 We have really important news, maybe the most important news of the whole episode.

00:48:54.940 Okay.

00:48:56.020 Jimmy John's reveals the Pickle Witch, a sandwich with pickles, as bread.

00:49:00.700 It's pretty good.

00:49:01.360 They ran this as a trial a couple months ago.

00:49:03.620 And it was great.

00:49:04.320 Yeah.

00:49:05.440 I've only heard stories.

00:49:06.680 I've only heard.

00:49:07.440 I tried to get it, but it's pickup only.

00:49:10.140 But I am going to get that this weekend, I believe.

00:49:12.760 You like that?

00:49:13.440 You like that kind of stuff?

00:49:14.240 At a certain point, it becomes too much pickle.

00:49:17.460 If you could carve some of the pickle out, it could be interesting.

00:49:22.080 And for keto, that's keto AF.

00:49:24.960 Yeah, for sure.

00:49:25.780 And you get like an Italian sandwich, and you do some oil and vinegar on the pickle,

00:49:31.620 you get like a nice acid, fatty, yum, yum.

00:49:34.300 I don't want to say mayo, but a little mayo in there.

00:49:37.200 He does mayo.

00:49:38.000 Salt, pepper.

00:49:38.860 He goes crazy on mayo.

00:49:39.420 Goes crazy.

00:49:40.180 Yeah.

00:49:40.600 All right.

00:49:40.860 Last piece of the final page of housekeeping.

00:49:42.580 We've had light housekeeping lately.

00:49:43.980 The final pages.

00:49:45.140 Yeah.

00:49:45.460 So what?

00:49:46.680 Sometimes it's light.

00:49:47.200 I ran out of stuff.

00:49:48.420 Yeah.

00:49:48.620 Sometimes it's light.

00:49:50.040 I've been having a lot of stingray sting dreams.

00:49:53.520 That you got stung by a stingray.

00:49:55.200 Not of me being stung, but of me almost being stung and getting away barely.

00:50:01.780 Like the thing swipes at me, and I'm like going like this, or I'm going like this, and

00:50:06.260 it's trying to get me.

00:50:07.760 That's weird.

00:50:08.160 It doesn't.

00:50:08.900 And I've had multiple stung by a stingray dreams.

00:50:13.060 Stug?

00:50:14.080 Hey, that might be a premonition.

00:50:16.200 Well.

00:50:17.120 That might be forthcoming.

00:50:19.660 That's a good point.

00:50:20.560 So if I see any stingrays, I am not going near them.

00:50:23.020 Get out of there.

00:50:24.140 All right.

00:50:24.640 But that's interesting.

00:50:25.700 Maybe let me know in the comments what it means.

00:50:28.360 I don't know what it means.

00:50:29.540 You've been watching stingray videos?

00:50:30.980 Because I think something gets in your dreams like that only if you've been focusing on.

00:50:34.240 I looked into a conspiracy theory of the bad guys killed Steve Irwin.

00:50:39.740 Yeah.

00:50:40.640 And apparently before he died, he went to Antarctica.

00:50:44.620 Oh.

00:50:45.280 And he got too close.

00:50:46.940 Uh-huh.

00:50:47.260 And he almost got in trouble, but they cleared him of wrongdoing.

00:50:50.220 The ice wall?

00:50:51.200 And then he died soon after.

00:50:53.240 But the thing is, there is video of him getting killed by the stingray.

00:50:58.100 Okay.

00:50:58.780 Yeah.

00:50:59.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:51:00.560 All right.

00:51:00.940 So it's not.

00:51:02.240 But it could have been.

00:51:03.220 All right.

00:51:03.980 Thank you.

00:51:04.740 All right.

00:51:04.980 Well, that's good.

00:51:06.520 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:51:11.420 All right.

00:51:12.060 Our first clip of Cringe of the Week.

00:51:13.860 This woman is trying to create a world where people can consent to drug up people to have sex with.

00:51:21.040 If we actually grappled with the fact that sex negativity is what causes this type of behavior, then we could create a world where in an idyllically sex-positive world, someone is able to pay conscious women to come and be drugged so that I can get my kink out, my fetish on having sex with unconscious people.

00:51:45.900 There's a consensual way to do that.

00:51:47.780 Okay.

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00:52:19.360 Is she sitting on three chairs?

00:52:21.540 They brought the diner bench out for this pig.

00:52:24.740 She's sitting on three?

00:52:26.040 Am I looking at three chairs put together for her to sit on?

00:52:29.880 Yeah, one bench.

00:52:31.180 And so let's get to what she was talking about, a world where you can consent to drug and have sex with an unconscious person.

00:52:39.080 So what were the guys who were going to pay for this doing before that?

00:52:43.040 I think some pretty dark nightcrawler type stuff.

00:52:45.860 You could almost be like, oh, anyone here for the consensual drugging sex party?

00:52:50.780 You're all getting zipped up and getting put into a van.

00:52:53.040 We're going to take your DNA and your fingerprints and cross-reference them with unsolved rapes.

00:52:57.380 Okay, guys?

00:52:58.480 Yeah.

00:52:58.920 And then she's saying, we need to create the world where.

00:53:02.060 And it's like, no, we don't.

00:53:03.740 Yeah.

00:53:04.080 Fat sex therapist.

00:53:05.720 Fat sex therapist.

00:53:07.100 What do you think about that?

00:53:08.060 I don't want to say.

00:53:10.200 I'll say it.

00:53:11.160 I don't think she could even do that many positions.

00:53:13.860 She's too fat to fit different positions.

00:53:17.220 And I don't want to get too vulgar, but, you know, what could you possibly be telling a skinny, hot couple?

00:53:22.220 Nothing.

00:53:22.880 Try to go over your back when the bed goes like this.

00:53:26.660 Rock back and forth.

00:53:28.140 Yeah.

00:53:28.660 Oh, that's so true.

00:53:29.620 Have a friend help.

00:53:31.280 And you want me to read this?

00:53:32.140 Yeah, we have some other ideas from her.

00:53:34.360 Yeah, this is from the Philadelphia Inquirer.

00:53:37.260 To end fat phobia, we need to dismantle Western civilization, says Philly therapist Sonali Rash-Atoir.

00:53:45.080 Yeah, so she's working on it, starting with dismantling that couch.

00:53:48.500 Yeah.

00:53:48.680 She's the fat sex therapist on IG, apparently.

00:53:53.140 So we're not even making fun of her.

00:53:54.080 She calls herself fat.

00:53:55.680 She knows she's fat.

00:53:56.060 She likes it.

00:53:56.700 Yeah.

00:53:57.260 It's another Rorschach test.

00:53:58.920 The fat, and then some are disgusted, and some are like, oh, yeah, I'll take advice from you, you non-binary pig.

00:54:04.340 But, yeah, you know, the stupid ideas woman also wants to end Western civilization.

00:54:10.620 Boom.

00:54:11.120 Big shock.

00:54:11.940 I bet she agrees with that woman from the migrant section.

00:54:14.960 Who cares about whiteness in the UK?

00:54:17.400 It's all the same thing.

00:54:18.580 It's all one big bad idea.

00:54:20.660 Molding in and rolling into every piece of your life, right?

00:54:23.660 Snowballing downhill.

00:54:24.600 Exactly.

00:54:25.800 Well, let's get to some trans stuff.

00:54:27.280 Okay.

00:54:27.880 We've been hot.

00:54:29.340 I don't know.

00:54:30.200 What happened?

00:54:30.940 We went away from it for a while.

00:54:32.960 But now they're back.

00:54:34.140 But, yeah, we have some new characters popping up.

00:54:36.760 Yeah.

00:54:37.160 All right, our first clip is a new trans bathroom confrontation that just dropped.

00:54:42.700 Me?

00:54:43.400 Yeah.

00:54:44.020 I'm trans male.

00:54:45.520 Okay, well, okay, so you're a girl.

00:54:47.120 Because I felt very uncomfortable.

00:54:48.660 Okay, you're a male in the girl's bathroom?

00:54:51.120 I mean, I'm born female.

00:54:53.400 No, it's not okay.

00:54:55.980 There's little girls in there.

00:54:57.180 No.

00:54:57.560 Don't tell me no.

00:54:58.480 I have First Amendment rights.

00:55:00.840 Unbelievable.

00:55:01.560 I don't mind talking to me.

00:55:02.320 There's all little kids.

00:55:03.600 So I was at Barnes & Noble a little while ago, and I was in the bathroom, and I came out of the stall, and this dude's in there putting on his lipstick.

00:55:10.460 And I got scared.

00:55:12.160 My heart sunk.

00:55:13.480 And so I left the bathroom, waited for him to come out.

00:55:15.740 And as you can see in the video, I question him.

00:55:17.540 Like, I still don't know to this day.

00:55:19.040 Is that a chick?

00:55:19.960 A dude?

00:55:20.500 I don't even know.

00:55:21.560 Men don't go women bathroom.

00:55:24.240 I don't even know.

00:55:25.380 Is that a chick, a dude?

00:55:26.120 I think it's pretty fucking obvious, lady.

00:55:28.120 But this video is not about her.

00:55:29.860 Yeah.

00:55:30.260 And how about this stupid woman coming to the defense and rubbing the trans's arm?

00:55:33.960 Like a child.

00:55:34.660 Like a baby.

00:55:35.380 Yeah.

00:55:35.600 Like a baby.

00:55:37.040 And it's a consistent theme that we're seeing where a trans person's feelings need to be protected more than the feelings of, like, normal women and children.

00:55:43.440 Yeah.

00:55:43.740 So, like, a trans person's feelings are more important than your feelings or your daughter's feelings in the bathroom.

00:55:48.100 That's, I think, going to be a theme of this section because we're not listening to the people objecting.

00:55:53.400 There's just, like, no discussion going on.

00:55:55.820 It's just, you're wrong.

00:55:56.940 I'm going to go console the bunny ears, facial hair, pink dress fetish guy who just went in the bathroom with some young kids.

00:56:05.620 And Barnes & Noble lets it happen.

00:56:07.960 Yeah.

00:56:08.360 How can Barnes & Noble do this?

00:56:09.880 Yeah.

00:56:10.820 And then they say, this is, like, where I kind of have a question.

00:56:14.820 In this case, she says, she, I don't know what I'm even talking about.

00:56:20.120 She was born.

00:56:21.020 You do that a lot.

00:56:21.340 No, but she said that I was born female.

00:56:23.540 And then she's becoming a man.

00:56:24.880 But then she's using the women's restroom.

00:56:27.480 And then it makes you wonder, like, all right, technically, according to our rules, you should use the restroom that you were assigned at birth.

00:56:34.720 Which bathroom should this person go in?

00:56:37.140 I think you just go into the one bathroom door stall at Subway.

00:56:41.060 Yeah.

00:56:41.420 I think you go to the Subway and you use the one person bathroom.

00:56:43.700 Yeah, you got to stop at Subway.

00:56:45.200 You're constantly stopping at Subway whether you need a sub or not.

00:56:48.900 Yeah.

00:56:49.480 I agree.

00:56:50.340 And also keep in mind with the trans bathroom debate, the logic for the trans side of the argument is we need to use the bathroom we feel comfortable in because if we go in the men's room, it's dangerous because there's men in there.

00:57:03.680 Comfortable.

00:57:04.120 But then a lot of times, like, you're a man and you're almost, like, by your own logic, then you're dangerous in a bathroom with a bunch of women.

00:57:11.220 Yeah, totally.

00:57:11.860 So you have to keep that in mind, too.

00:57:13.180 And I was thinking this, to close that clip out, the trans person didn't even have to go to the bathroom.

00:57:20.040 They're putting lipstick on.

00:57:20.940 They're just in there to get off and let people look and go, oh, what's going on?

00:57:23.980 And, like, they like the attention from being in the women's bathroom and applying lipstick.

00:57:27.600 Okay.

00:57:28.080 Yeah.

00:57:28.600 But do you think that person should be in the women's bathroom if they were born female?

00:57:32.120 I don't know what it was.

00:57:33.580 I don't know.

00:57:33.840 It was born female and then, like, taking testosterone but still has tits.

00:57:38.640 Has the beard and shit?

00:57:39.780 Has the beard, yeah.

00:57:40.720 Yeah, yeah.

00:57:41.840 I don't know.

00:57:42.840 I don't know.

00:57:43.520 I think you shouldn't be out in society like this.

00:57:46.660 That's my take.

00:57:48.200 I really don't know.

00:57:48.940 I have no solutions.

00:57:49.800 You go to the bathroom at home.

00:57:50.780 Yeah.

00:57:52.020 Art, moving on to our next clip, another trans character.

00:57:54.760 This guy is running for office for the Green Party in the UK and he became trans.

00:58:00.520 Without a shadow of a doubt, it is a transphobic comment.

00:58:04.200 It's dog whistling at the finest, you know.

00:58:07.260 It's gaslighting.

00:58:08.880 It's everything.

00:58:09.800 By attacking a minority group, it's just, yeah, you know, it's just, it's a shame.

00:58:21.160 Yeah.

00:58:21.640 So that's a politician.

00:58:23.580 Attempted politician.

00:58:24.720 I don't think he's going to win.

00:58:25.920 But that's a good way to get ahead in politics.

00:58:27.900 Yeah.

00:58:28.120 This is him without the privilege of being trans.

00:58:31.660 You're just a bald, fat guy.

00:58:33.580 But then you throw a wig on.

00:58:35.320 You're part of an oppressed class now, brother.

00:58:37.280 Can't tell me shit.

00:58:39.160 And I think this might be, I'm always searching.

00:58:41.920 You're right that we're searching for new characters.

00:58:44.000 This might be the lowest effort trans I've ever seen in my entire life.

00:58:47.540 Yeah.

00:58:47.780 He talks like he's watching the football match at the pub.

00:58:50.440 He's like, isn't that just all right?

00:58:52.020 He still has the same voice.

00:58:53.760 He's just got the stupid wig.

00:58:55.040 He just threw a wig on.

00:58:55.920 He has the same glasses.

00:58:56.980 That's it.

00:58:57.700 That's it.

00:58:58.400 So this is who's out there, guys.

00:58:59.940 And then there was a mean E.T. meme made about him.

00:59:02.360 Very mean.

00:59:03.060 Very mean.

00:59:03.800 That's not even true.

00:59:04.760 Look at him.

00:59:05.160 This is just a certain type of British guy.

00:59:07.120 That fat pub guy.

00:59:08.620 Lots of fried beige foods.

00:59:10.580 It's all he eats.

00:59:11.500 He should be getting drunk and like almost getting into fights every weekend.

00:59:14.980 I don't know.

00:59:15.440 Yeah.

00:59:15.740 Or, oh, that's an Arsenal fan.

00:59:17.520 He fights them.

00:59:18.600 Yeah.

00:59:18.900 I don't know what the team's on.

00:59:19.700 But he becomes trans and then the women defend you.

00:59:23.200 And then you become like an oppressed class.

00:59:25.280 He likes it.

00:59:25.780 Now let's get your ideas to the front.

00:59:27.580 Next, we have the BBC talking about how trans breast milk is the same as normal breast milk.

00:59:33.440 Now, transgender woman's milk is just as good for babies as breast milk.

00:59:38.060 That's according to a letter from the medical director at University Hospital Sussex NHS Foundation Trust.

00:59:45.160 The claim was made as part of a response against campaign groups.

00:59:48.620 The trust referred to studies and the World Health Organization guidance, including one case.

00:59:53.420 We get it.

00:59:54.460 Yeah.

00:59:54.740 Just as good as regular milk.

00:59:56.840 Milk from a guy's tits on hormones is as good as mother's milk.

01:00:02.480 And obviously-

01:00:03.660 You just, why would I even continue listening to you?

01:00:06.460 It's almost like disqualifying for the whole news channel.

01:00:08.620 Yeah.

01:00:09.060 Of course.

01:00:09.660 And then we've had studies and articles that we've cited on the show where obviously that's not true,

01:00:14.480 especially when there's testosterone injections involved.

01:00:16.880 Yeah.

01:00:17.600 Well, it would be the opposite, right?

01:00:19.140 Suppressing.

01:00:19.940 Yeah, yeah.

01:00:20.580 It would be female hormones.

01:00:22.700 So you can stimulate milk production for men from the hormone progestin

01:00:28.440 and then taking high doses of prescription drugs such as domperidone.

01:00:33.160 I don't know how to pronounce it.

01:00:35.600 Stimulating milk production.

01:00:37.260 Janssen, producers of domperidone-

01:00:40.000 Domperidone.

01:00:41.180 Domperidone.

01:00:41.740 Domperidone warns that use may cause unwanted side effects affecting the heart in a breastfed baby.

01:00:47.960 Just the same as anything else.

01:00:50.160 It's just totally disqualifying.

01:00:52.220 But, so I guess this is what they're still up to.

01:00:54.320 They're still out there kind of defending and people are saying,

01:00:57.740 no, that woman didn't hurt you.

01:00:59.480 Drink the fucking guy's titty milk.

01:01:01.040 And then you have the long wig and shitty mascara and you're going, yeah, this is my time.

01:01:06.000 So they're acting up still, I guess.

01:01:07.880 They're still acting up.

01:01:08.960 I thought we were kind of done with this, but they're still going, right?

01:01:11.760 Absolutely crazy.

01:01:13.140 And then our next story, the woman from Gold's Gym.

01:01:16.080 She's like the new hero lately.

01:01:18.260 She went to a town hall city council type meeting to complain about the situation at Gold's Gym with the trans.

01:01:26.280 And look how she's treated.

01:01:28.120 Senator Wayne, as the only black lesbian here, can I please ask you a question?

01:01:32.220 Because I flew here to do that.

01:01:34.020 We're okay.

01:01:34.560 As a lesbian woman who was attacked in the woman's locker room at Gold's Gym this week by a self-identifying trans woman with a documented history of domestic violence,

01:01:46.500 I'm deeply concerned about women's safety in the female-only spaces.

01:01:50.660 What would you say to women who are seeking assurance that their safety will be protected from men who, by California law, can self-ID as women in women-only spaces, sir?

01:02:02.820 Please tell me.

01:02:04.900 Yeah.

01:02:05.440 So we want, I mean, everyone to be safe.

01:02:08.080 And we also know that, you know, we have trans people, both men and women, who are men and women.

01:02:17.940 And so, you know, we, so if you're trans women, are women.

01:02:23.980 Senator, you've done great things with the bills you've passed with the housing.

01:02:27.000 I've read a lot of your bills.

01:02:28.700 But, and like you said, there are bills that need to be opened up.

01:02:31.000 And I'm telling you now, millions of women across America have been harassed and sexually assaulted in locker rooms.

01:02:37.700 I'm a lesbian black woman.

01:02:39.160 I'm not transphobic.

01:02:40.380 I'm not homophobic.

01:02:41.360 And I do respect a lot of the things you've done.

01:02:43.540 But I do see a lot of these bills that you've passed that are dangerous for women and young children.

01:02:48.480 And I understand that you're trying to be on a level playing field.

01:02:51.220 And I'm here to represent my community because I hear a lot of things about my community in these bills.

01:02:55.680 And I'm telling you as a woman, first and foremost, that this is dangerous.

01:02:59.480 And we need your help because you're in the office.

01:03:01.420 You're going to go in the Poliski spot.

01:03:03.060 I want to support you.

01:03:04.200 I have millions of people behind me watching this right now.

01:03:07.260 And we want to know, are you going to protect women?

01:03:09.920 Not trans women.

01:03:11.240 Women.

01:03:11.860 Women, trans women are a different thing.

01:03:13.300 Women.

01:03:13.940 Women.

01:03:14.540 Listen, we need to protect women's safety.

01:03:16.940 I was assaulted.

01:03:17.260 Women are women.

01:03:18.060 I was assaulted.

01:03:18.900 No, they are not.

01:03:19.740 They are men.

01:03:20.560 I was assaulted by women.

01:03:21.620 I was assaulted by women.

01:03:23.000 Yes.

01:03:23.480 He broke his wife's jaw so bad she needed reconstructive surgery.

01:03:27.260 I'm a lesbian.

01:03:28.420 I'm not transphobic.

01:03:29.480 And I'm black.

01:03:30.240 So if there's another black woman in here who wants to tell me how they feel, please join in.

01:03:34.620 But all of you are not.

01:03:36.000 And I don't know who you are or what you are.

01:03:37.580 But I'm a lesbian.

01:03:38.440 And I'm telling you right now, men are harassing women in the locker room.

01:03:41.900 Isn't it cool how in California, the currency is what you are?

01:03:46.620 I'm a black lesbian.

01:03:48.080 So you have to answer my question.

01:03:49.760 You can't just say, oh, you're a white guy and throw my opinion away.

01:03:53.240 I'm a black lesbian.

01:03:54.440 I'm a lesbian.

01:03:55.140 No, and this is such a weird and interesting scenario, right?

01:03:59.060 And we've seen this kind of before in the trans battle where someone gets wronged, right?

01:04:05.880 Like remember that dad who got his son taken away and his mom was transing him in the state of Texas?

01:04:11.320 Riley Gaines is a good example.

01:04:14.800 She was a swimmer who was against Leah Thomas, a.k.a. Will Thomas, that guy had his cack out on the podium and shit.

01:04:21.940 Penn swimmer.

01:04:23.240 So these people get created.

01:04:25.080 And we just witnessed the creation of one, the Gold's Gym black lesbian woman who I love.

01:04:30.300 This is good fun.

01:04:31.320 This is fun shit.

01:04:32.660 It seems like she's a leftist too.

01:04:34.960 Like she's like, Scott Wiener, I like your housing bill.

01:04:37.000 But this is fucked up.

01:04:38.740 She didn't read the bill.

01:04:40.120 I know.

01:04:40.480 And I'm a black lesbian and you have to listen.

01:04:43.440 And she at one point goes, is anyone else here a black lesbian?

01:04:46.760 Because if not, you have to listen to me.

01:04:49.000 I'm in charge now.

01:04:50.200 But so this is a theme we've seen.

01:04:51.940 And I think Riley Gaines is a really good example of it.

01:04:54.260 If you guys don't know, obviously the Leah Thomas counterpart who kind of spoke out got her platform because of that.

01:04:59.920 And people just don't fucking listen to her.

01:05:02.940 She gets like made fun of by AOC on Twitter.

01:05:06.080 People like take jabs at her.

01:05:08.580 Nobody takes this seriously.

01:05:10.280 Once you go out against the trans thing, it's over.

01:05:13.660 Like you can have as much currency as this woman.

01:05:15.880 She's not going to get shit done.

01:05:17.260 But this is like she's motivated.

01:05:19.920 She's on a crusade right now.

01:05:21.520 And this is who people should listen to.

01:05:23.520 The violent guy who is in the locker room, barely even pretending to be a woman, broke his face, broke his wife's ex-wife's face so bad that she needed reconstructive surgery.

01:05:33.520 But we have this other asset here, Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act.

01:05:38.120 Just to kind of show you how much this is along party lines, the Democrats voted 203 nay.

01:05:44.560 Republicans voted 100% yay for it.

01:05:47.520 100% on each side.

01:05:48.880 And so like this is an issue that is 100% already decided.

01:05:56.580 And Scott Wiener is going to get squirm out of it in California.

01:06:00.120 He's not coming to help you.

01:06:01.500 There's going to be no law about women in the locker room, only real women.

01:06:06.900 And it's just so funny that it's so delineated right now that even when they have this victimized woman, the lesbian black woman who checks all the boxes, nothing's going to be done.

01:06:17.000 She's not going to get any support.

01:06:18.620 And like we support her, even though you know who we make fun of.

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01:06:51.720 We'll make fun of lesbians.

01:06:53.540 She probably votes for Kamala Harris.

01:06:55.020 Yeah, we don't agree with her politically, but we agree with her on this issue.

01:06:59.820 But what does that get you?

01:07:01.200 You're not going to go anywhere.

01:07:02.360 It's just a weird, fucked up world that we're kind of in right now, right?

01:07:05.080 Yeah.

01:07:05.600 They created like a warrior out of her, like Bane and Batman.

01:07:09.320 Exactly.

01:07:10.060 I was born in the darkness.

01:07:10.780 She's on a mission now.

01:07:12.000 I was born in the Gold's Gym bathroom.

01:07:13.360 And no one's going to listen, which is the fucked up part, right?

01:07:16.360 All right.

01:07:17.420 Well, that's the end of Cringe.

01:07:18.380 Now moving on to Urban Decay.

01:07:19.800 There's a lot of Urban Decay, believe it or not.

01:07:21.660 All right.

01:07:22.520 Our first clip of Urban Decay is the story we mentioned in the intro.

01:07:26.440 This woman fell asleep while driving to train.

01:07:28.980 I'm sorry.

01:07:55.980 Relax, relax, relax.

01:07:58.860 We didn't crash.

01:08:00.200 She was up all night getting her eyelashes did.

01:08:02.620 All right.

01:08:03.700 Her eyelashes was weighing her eyelids down.

01:08:05.760 Yeah, yeah.

01:08:06.580 I wasn't sleeping.

01:08:07.360 I was just closing my eyes.

01:08:08.940 Yeah.

01:08:09.300 It's an excuse.

01:08:10.440 And at the end, she basically crashes the train and tells everyone, you need to relax.

01:08:16.520 Relax, yeah.

01:08:17.440 Someone told me this was a case of black fatigue.

01:08:21.040 Yeah.

01:08:21.840 On the other way.

01:08:22.720 That's pretty good.

01:08:23.580 A literal case of black fatigue.

01:08:25.780 Yeah.

01:08:25.980 So, you know, guys, head out of swivel.

01:08:28.700 Got Indian truck drivers.

01:08:30.120 We got bad urban train and public transit drivers.

01:08:33.740 Accident time.

01:08:35.360 Yeah.

01:08:36.020 You have to kind of final destination every scenario you're in.

01:08:40.480 Like, all right, who's driving the train?

01:08:43.120 This woman with huge eyelashes.

01:08:44.960 Fat black woman.

01:08:47.240 Time to brace up.

01:08:49.480 Maybe.

01:08:49.900 Bring a pillow.

01:08:50.900 I don't know.

01:08:51.460 What's the solution to a runaway train?

01:08:53.240 Hold on.

01:08:54.080 You yell in her ear.

01:08:55.040 You keep her awake.

01:08:56.440 Stay with me.

01:08:57.260 You don't sit in the seats that face each other because you're going to go right into

01:08:59.760 the person in front of you.

01:09:00.660 You get like a corner seat, maybe.

01:09:02.500 So, yeah, you get in.

01:09:03.640 There's an order of operations on public transit.

01:09:05.520 It's like, all right, I'm not sitting behind anybody who can knife my neck.

01:09:08.800 All right.

01:09:09.700 Who else is here?

01:09:10.820 Oh, I got to get up.

01:09:11.600 That woman's pregnant.

01:09:12.340 So, I'm standing now.

01:09:13.460 All right.

01:09:13.680 Who's driving the train?

01:09:14.900 Ah, fuck.

01:09:15.720 It's a black woman with eyelashes.

01:09:17.620 And then you get off at your stop.

01:09:19.140 You're on your way to work.

01:09:20.140 Oh, who's that homeless guy?

01:09:21.160 Is he a street rider?

01:09:21.760 Is he having a drug reaction?

01:09:24.440 There's a lot to go through.

01:09:25.620 It's like life is becoming a little bit of a video game, but like in a dystopia bad way.

01:09:30.680 Yeah.

01:09:31.120 With all these little traps.

01:09:32.400 You have to check everything.

01:09:33.740 And nobody gives you anything good.

01:09:35.420 Maybe time to get your steps in and just walk.

01:09:37.400 Yeah.

01:09:37.720 Walking time, I guess.

01:09:39.320 All right.

01:09:39.540 Our next clip, this guy goes around and he finds people who don't return their shopping

01:09:43.720 carts and then he films them and calls them out.

01:09:45.780 I thought this was pretty intriguing.

01:09:47.100 Yeah.

01:09:47.340 This guy's a big social media guy.

01:09:49.060 He's called Cart Narcs.

01:09:50.360 Cart Narcs.

01:09:50.820 You know about it?

01:09:51.440 And so, basically what he's doing this entire time, just to explain it, is he puts like a

01:09:55.740 magnetic sticker on people's cars usually that says like, I'm inconsiderate or it says

01:09:59.980 like, I don't put my cart back.

01:10:01.780 Cart Narcs.

01:10:02.320 And so, that's what the source of the argument is.

01:10:04.700 All right.

01:10:04.840 Now, it's in the middle of the handicap walkway.

01:10:06.740 Yo, we're sitting on her.

01:10:07.680 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:10:08.900 Ma'am, sir, while I'm trying to explain to y'all, why don't you want to have any kind

01:10:13.060 of conversation whatsoever?

01:10:14.220 No.

01:10:14.380 I don't give a fuck.

01:10:15.240 The next person needs to go through that area.

01:10:17.660 This one says, don't put nothing to double negative.

01:10:20.760 I promise you.

01:10:22.100 Promise what?

01:10:22.700 I promise.

01:10:23.380 You're not, will you probably, will you promise to take your cart back?

01:10:25.800 I promise you.

01:10:26.220 You got one more motherfucking time to play with me or knock your bitch ass out.

01:10:29.540 Now, ma'am, I'm trying to help you be a nice.

01:10:32.760 Who the fuck is you?

01:10:33.440 My name's Agent Cordell.

01:10:34.840 I don't know who you is.

01:10:35.600 You just asked me who I am that you don't care who I am.

01:10:37.920 That is right in the middle of the walkway.

01:10:39.760 I don't give a fuck.

01:10:40.540 That's what I'm trying to help you with.

01:10:42.260 Why are you calling me the N-word, by the way?

01:10:43.760 Uh-oh, you're throwing water at me.

01:10:44.760 You're passing away from me.

01:10:45.640 It's very, thank you.

01:10:46.940 That's very cooling and refreshing.

01:10:48.980 I keep telling y'all, I'm Agent Cordell.

01:10:51.100 Gotcha.

01:10:51.700 And you missed.

01:10:52.620 Ha-ha, dodged that one.

01:10:53.580 I've advised you to move your bitch ass back.

01:10:56.060 I've advised y'all to take your cart.

01:10:57.560 Now, it's not blocking the handicap area.

01:10:59.200 He said, nigga, don't you sit with the fucking cart?

01:11:01.380 You're doing too much.

01:11:02.660 Ma'am, you're not doing enough.

01:11:04.800 I swear, it's giving.

01:11:05.940 You got a mental problem.

01:11:07.260 Move your bitch ass back.

01:11:08.140 Ma'am, who has the mental problem?

01:11:09.300 Agent Cordell.

01:11:09.920 You're making like your problem.

01:11:11.160 Is she going to throw choking oil at me?

01:11:12.620 No.

01:11:13.920 Ma'am, don't waste.

01:11:15.000 I don't want to have sexy time with you, ma'am.

01:11:18.040 I don't need cooking oil.

01:11:18.960 You're going to put your bitch ass on.

01:11:20.200 I'm trying to tell you.

01:11:21.440 You're trying to tell her shit, move.

01:11:22.880 No, I am trying to tell you lots of things.

01:11:24.160 You're not listening.

01:11:25.320 They're going to shoot you.

01:11:26.840 No, I mean, after the first couple of minutes, you know they don't have a gun because it already

01:11:30.620 would have been brandished.

01:11:31.880 They would have at least brandished it.

01:11:33.020 I'm not saying shot you, but it would have been brandished.

01:11:34.940 It would have been held down like, oh, say it again.

01:11:37.140 Say it again.

01:11:38.120 What an interesting bunch.

01:11:39.540 Where does this take place?

01:11:40.580 In Houston?

01:11:41.460 Yeah, this seems Texas.

01:11:43.280 And, you know, it's kind of funny.

01:11:45.360 Once you survive the initial escalation and you're kind of answering and you're doing

01:11:50.680 it for content, they're really all bark and no bite.

01:11:53.640 They can't beat you up.

01:11:54.720 They're fat black women.

01:11:56.020 This one looks like it has some sort of medical condition.

01:11:58.500 Yeah, yeah, bad.

01:11:59.420 So, but it's very interesting because when you look at like energy, right?

01:12:05.800 All energy.

01:12:07.040 What is it?

01:12:07.680 Isaac Newton?

01:12:08.220 All energy must be transferred or whatever.

01:12:10.680 Can't be destroyed.

01:12:11.700 Only transferred.

01:12:12.440 Only transferred.

01:12:13.400 But you can ramp these people up and you wind them up and the amount of energy it would

01:12:17.680 have taken to take that cart back out of the handicapped walkway is like this.

01:12:21.980 And instead, they used this much energy on fighting you.

01:12:25.280 And taking the sticker off the car multiple times.

01:12:28.160 That's like that oppositional defiant energy.

01:12:30.420 You can't, they can't tell you nothing.

01:12:32.360 Who the fuck is you?

01:12:33.700 It's like a whole thing.

01:12:34.940 It's so true.

01:12:35.680 It's good content, but man, these people walk among us and these are like the people

01:12:39.480 who got their SNAP benefits turned back on.

01:12:41.500 Yeah, they're happy to be back in the stove.

01:12:43.660 Yeah.

01:12:44.380 Well, let's get to our next story.

01:12:45.960 Sad news for Ruth's Chris, but I am not a fan of Ruth's Chris anyway.

01:12:50.040 I used to be, but they've really gone downhill in the last few years.

01:12:53.320 And that decline has continued.

01:12:55.400 They have a new $55 meal deal.

01:12:58.460 It's like an appetizer, an entree and like a thing.

01:13:01.200 And it's kind of more affordable.

01:13:02.580 Ruth's Chris used to be more high end, right?

01:13:04.120 And it's attracting a bad clientele.

01:13:24.020 Ruth's Chris is loud now.

01:13:25.580 Yeah, cover your ears.

01:13:28.440 $55.

01:13:29.520 There's kind of a thing where you start doing like early bird special.

01:13:34.800 Your restaurant's kind of fucked.

01:13:36.080 You're on the way out.

01:13:37.180 And nowadays it's a little different.

01:13:39.320 It's any sort of special.

01:13:40.640 And then you start attracting the like, I'm looking to flex crowd for as cheap as possible.

01:13:44.840 There's a flexing.

01:13:46.480 And the early bird special, that would attract old people.

01:13:49.140 And then it would kind of keep old people out of like the swanky eight o'clock and beyond dinner scene.

01:13:55.280 Yeah.

01:13:55.720 It's like, all right, no old people here.

01:13:56.940 Let's have like a nice like adult time for people to go to the restaurant.

01:14:00.640 And now they're doing this instead.

01:14:02.440 And it's now, you know, Ruth's Chris is slipping and it basically joins Carnival Cruise in Southwest as unvisitable chains.

01:14:09.000 It's a graveyard.

01:14:10.060 That's a graveyard of businesses.

01:14:12.080 And imagine-

01:14:13.140 Red Lobster.

01:14:13.720 You know, it kind of makes me sad because so many people, you know, whoever started Carnival Cruise Line, whoever started these things, it's like these people, you go back to an origin story and it's like, ah, I hit the oil fields and then I built a cruise line or whatever.

01:14:26.540 Like it's usually an Americana, like rolling up, taking a risk story to end in this like brand graveyard where people act like shit.

01:14:34.920 Crazy.

01:14:35.620 So hopefully that's not the case for Ruth's Chris and they can pull up.

01:14:38.900 But once-

01:14:39.500 And Ruth's Chris, you know the story, right?

01:14:41.040 Once you're in, you're in.

01:14:41.640 And yeah, it's the wife of the guy and she started the steakhouse or something.

01:14:46.140 It was, you know, it was a family thing.

01:14:47.960 Yeah, it was.

01:14:49.160 Now it's over.

01:14:50.320 Now it's loud.

01:14:51.300 It's trending over.

01:14:52.300 That's one clip.

01:14:53.260 You know, we're not going to condemn Ruth's Chris.

01:14:55.200 But we went there like-

01:14:56.940 Quality had slipped.

01:14:57.500 A year and a half ago and we basically said we'll never go back.

01:15:01.280 Yeah.

01:15:01.580 Quality had slipped and then the price was still way like up to some quality that you'd think you'd get.

01:15:06.000 Yeah, they could be steak on a plate.

01:15:08.300 Yeah, there are better steakhouses.

01:15:09.740 And it wasn't even good.

01:15:10.840 It's over.

01:15:11.640 All right.

01:15:12.580 Next, we have a thief that was caught at a farmer's market.

01:15:17.100 Missing a shirt over there.

01:15:18.280 Can I check your bags really fast?

01:15:19.920 Yeah.

01:15:20.480 Yeah, just because I started missing a shirt.

01:15:22.860 No, you can open it if you want.

01:15:24.280 Yeah, no pressure.

01:15:28.320 Man, that's crazy.

01:15:30.060 That's not cool, guys.

01:15:31.100 Come on.

01:15:32.000 Like, I work for this stuff.

01:15:33.500 Like, it's not like Macy's or none of that stuff, you know?

01:15:36.120 So that's kind of whack.

01:15:36.940 But I appreciate you letting me look into your bag though, you know?

01:15:39.840 I appreciate it, guys.

01:15:41.120 Man, look at the face.

01:15:42.680 When she's caught.

01:15:43.660 She's smiling.

01:15:44.520 They're laughing.

01:15:45.240 No shame.

01:15:46.060 Just caught you stealing.

01:15:47.280 You go, ah.

01:15:48.120 Yeah.

01:15:48.860 Yeah.

01:15:49.060 And then there's a vibe here too where he's like, oh, thank you.

01:15:51.740 I appreciate you.

01:15:52.960 What happened to, like, righteous indignation on a thief?

01:15:57.320 You should, like, hold her down until the cops get there.

01:15:59.420 Yeah.

01:15:59.880 And then there's also this other thing.

01:16:01.400 Thank you.

01:16:01.820 I appreciate you.

01:16:02.820 Yeah.

01:16:03.040 There's also this other element to it, like, I'm not like Macy's.

01:16:06.660 Is there some sort of implied thing where it's okay to steal from corporations just because

01:16:10.880 they make more money or something?

01:16:12.420 Yeah.

01:16:13.060 That's the implied thing where even this vendor at the farmer's market is telling that to

01:16:17.620 a thief?

01:16:18.140 He's signaling to a thief it's okay to do this at Macy's right now?

01:16:21.820 Fuck these people, man.

01:16:22.960 And if you look at that picture of the girl as she's caught, you could show that picture

01:16:27.000 and go, like, what's going on in this scene?

01:16:28.680 It's like, oh, a girl just had a big sale at her stand at the farmer's market.

01:16:31.980 Or a girl went to the farmer's market and found the product she was looking for.

01:16:35.800 Yeah.

01:16:36.120 A girl just got caught stealing at the farmer's market.

01:16:39.020 Like, you would never pick that one.

01:16:40.760 Yeah.

01:16:41.560 But it's just, like, the energy doesn't match because of how disconnected everything got.

01:16:45.360 Yep.

01:16:45.760 It's pretty bad.

01:16:47.020 All right.

01:16:47.220 We have some repeat offender stories and some sad stories in general.

01:16:51.220 Beloved Long Island veteran killed by stolen car just moments after visiting granddaughter

01:16:55.520 at school.

01:16:56.780 Killed by stolen car is one way to put it.

01:16:58.800 Yeah.

01:16:59.060 The stolen car just revved at him.

01:17:03.060 Stolen car.

01:17:04.080 Really, it was a black driver.

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01:17:33.520 Who is driving the stolen car who killed this Vietnam veteran who is an 80-year-old man

01:17:41.380 who had just visited the elementary school for a, I believe, Veterans Day thing or like

01:17:46.960 a celebrating veterans thing.

01:17:49.520 And he's dead now because some guy was driving a stolen car.

01:17:53.660 And he drove into him full speed and then sent him flying, and the guy fled on foot.

01:17:58.920 So it wasn't like, oh, are you okay?

01:18:00.480 It's just, I got to keep going.

01:18:01.780 Nope.

01:18:02.320 Pretty bad.

01:18:03.040 Next, we have a stabber.

01:18:05.240 Is the Blue Line, is that Chicago?

01:18:06.520 Yeah.

01:18:07.100 Can you read that, please?

01:18:08.020 A 27-year-old woman was stabbed in the chest while sitting on a bench at the UIC Halstead Blue

01:18:11.960 Line platform late Saturday night.

01:18:14.420 The attacker, described by police as wearing a pink beanie and carrying a knife, fled the scene,

01:18:18.620 and is still at large.

01:18:20.380 This comes just three months after Irina Zarutska was murdered on Charlotte's light rail.

01:18:25.260 Public transport transit in major cities is becoming a no-go zone, especially for women

01:18:30.080 and leaders keep pretending it's normal.

01:18:31.840 Look at the knife.

01:18:32.640 You see this guy walking around the subway.

01:18:34.880 Gigantic knife on the Blue Line.

01:18:36.800 And then you guys think, like, what's the difference?

01:18:39.280 Irina Zarutska was like a fucking watershed moment almost.

01:18:43.060 And then what's the difference between this guy and Irina Zarutska?

01:18:45.900 The girl hasn't died yet or survived it, and we don't have video of the brutal stabbing.

01:18:52.620 So I feel like, and they got the picture of the guy.

01:18:55.240 All these CTA stations, especially the platforms, have cameras.

01:18:59.000 The footage is out there.

01:19:00.600 What is there, some sort of racial reason to keep this?

01:19:03.040 Yeah.

01:19:03.280 A random stabber?

01:19:04.820 Like, the point I'm trying to make is that Irina Zarutska was such a bad visual and so

01:19:10.160 crazy and upset so many people.

01:19:11.680 This type of shit happens across every major city all the time, everywhere.

01:19:15.380 Wow.

01:19:15.840 Another black stabber.

01:19:17.160 Random.

01:19:17.920 Yeah.

01:19:18.300 Who could have guessed?

01:19:19.080 And, like, my point is that should inflame the same things that it did with Irina Zarutska,

01:19:23.880 but when you don't have the video or his rap sheet right in front of you, it becomes a

01:19:29.680 little, you become hollow.

01:19:31.040 Oh, I just saw one of those last week, too.

01:19:33.220 You know?

01:19:34.100 It's a good point.

01:19:34.880 You need to stay angry almost.

01:19:36.540 And then when you see the trends and you see the cities becoming unlivable because

01:19:42.380 there's all this violence, and you start to notice who's doing the violence over and

01:19:45.660 over, you get gaslit by city leaders like Brandon Johnson in this next clip.

01:19:50.520 Approach that.

01:19:51.180 Look, the safest communities in America, they all have one thing in common.

01:19:55.080 No black people.

01:19:56.180 They invest in people.

01:19:58.680 Let's say it on three.

01:19:59.920 One, two, three.

01:20:01.120 They invest in people.

01:20:02.140 Yeah, I thought it was no black people.

01:20:03.080 No black people.

01:20:04.520 They invest in people.

01:20:05.640 That's what it was.

01:20:06.820 Mayor of Chicago on a podcast.

01:20:08.980 All the best neighborhoods invest.

01:20:10.420 It's all the government.

01:20:12.320 It's no magic soil.

01:20:14.000 It's magic government spending.

01:20:15.680 And it sounds nice, and everyone on the podcast goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:20:19.700 Like, everyone's misunderstood.

01:20:21.320 But the communities that he's referencing, the black community gets the most investment.

01:20:26.120 Yeah.

01:20:26.400 So we have, like, the nicest areas are the areas of the least black people.

01:20:29.680 That's just what it is.

01:20:30.660 And the areas that get the most government subsidies and benefits are, number one, Native

01:20:36.200 Americans, number two, black and African Americans, number three, Hispanic, Latino, number four,

01:20:40.280 white, and then the last one's Asian American.

01:20:42.480 Yeah.

01:20:43.360 So he's trying to make it like, oh, we just need a chance.

01:20:46.380 We need government investments and government programs.

01:20:48.680 You already have them all.

01:20:49.700 Yeah.

01:20:50.180 And look at this podcast, too.

01:20:51.900 We took a screenshot from the podcast.

01:20:53.480 No real shade.

01:20:55.200 We don't know.

01:20:56.120 I mean, they were all nodding, and I watched a little bit of this.

01:20:59.180 But four guys just to be the yes-men on this?

01:21:03.160 One, two, three, four.

01:21:04.100 What's the point of a podcast like that?

01:21:06.380 I don't know.

01:21:07.160 Do they all have vastly differing opinions, and they foster discussions?

01:21:11.660 He's the science guy.

01:21:12.800 Yeah.

01:21:13.040 He's the math specialist.

01:21:14.800 Yeah.

01:21:15.060 He specializes in ancient Rome.

01:21:18.140 I don't get it, man.

01:21:19.420 I don't get it either.

01:21:20.140 And we do have the graph here, the correlation between black population and crime.

01:21:25.020 Yeah.

01:21:25.280 It's a pretty-

01:21:25.900 Gun murder rate.

01:21:26.600 Gun murder rate.

01:21:27.440 And we also have the homicide rate by gender and race.

01:21:31.440 You see what the middle one does.

01:21:32.780 We can keep showing these charts.

01:21:34.340 It's charts we've shown forever.

01:21:35.920 But we got to spend money and invest in the community so people don't shoot each other.

01:21:39.260 Yeah.

01:21:39.880 And we got to get rid of shot spotter.

01:21:41.820 Yeah.

01:21:42.100 Remember that?

01:21:42.560 But, you know, and if you ask, I think if you ask normal working class black people,

01:21:46.940 would you rather your neighbors be 99% black or 99% white?

01:21:50.460 I think they'd pick white.

01:21:52.180 Of course they would.

01:21:53.340 Right?

01:21:53.760 It's not that hard.

01:21:54.400 But everyone has to pretend that's not what they would choose.

01:21:57.240 Everyone has to pretend.

01:21:58.740 And you ask a white girl on a street interview, she'd just go black because it was like a social

01:22:03.160 pressure to do that.

01:22:04.180 Yeah.

01:22:04.760 There's no real person who would make that decision.

01:22:07.060 Very true.

01:22:07.560 And you see that, and that's why real estate prices are what they are in different areas,

01:22:11.520 relatively speaking.

01:22:13.040 Yep.

01:22:13.780 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:22:15.540 Moving on to uplifting gold.

01:22:16.700 We have some uplifting stuff today.

01:22:18.200 First, there is a 16-year-old sumo prodigy who is beating people that are more than twice

01:22:23.560 his size.

01:22:27.300 We can fast forward to the action.

01:22:30.020 His name's Kose.

01:22:32.540 Let me do this a little process.

01:22:34.100 Here's them lining up, and here they go.

01:22:37.740 This is like prelims.

01:22:39.080 The crowd isn't even there.

01:22:40.380 He's like grinding on the circuit to get up.

01:22:42.560 I like that.

01:22:44.120 All right.

01:22:44.560 Here's where the fight starts.

01:22:45.940 Let's get to them on the line.

01:22:47.560 All right.

01:22:47.820 You ready?

01:22:48.660 Here it goes.

01:22:50.740 He doesn't even look particularly muscular.

01:22:52.340 You really make them wear thongs, too.

01:23:03.840 Wow.

01:23:04.760 Dug him out.

01:23:05.360 If you watch the initial push, like him coming off the line, all you got to do is keep driving

01:23:13.720 your feet.

01:23:14.620 The big guy, just look at him.

01:23:16.320 Look at his feet.

01:23:17.020 Yeah.

01:23:17.720 Flat-footed.

01:23:18.360 He's flat-footed, and he just takes it, and he tries to wrestle him up top.

01:23:22.800 I'm not saying I'm a better sumo wrestler than this guy, but college football, as an old

01:23:26.960 lineman, you kind of learn hand placement, feet, staying low.

01:23:30.700 And it's gotten to the point where I saw that, and I was in my head like, I could probably

01:23:36.400 get that big guy out of the sumo circle.

01:23:38.680 And then I looked up sumo in America, and there's a place in Orlando.

01:23:44.160 Oh, yeah?

01:23:44.620 You're going to start?

01:23:46.160 I think you're too-

01:23:47.480 I'm thinking about it.

01:23:49.040 You'd be good.

01:23:49.920 I know you'd be good.

01:23:50.980 The only problem is-

01:23:51.960 Especially you.

01:23:52.640 You're a little thick butter bean.

01:23:54.020 5'11 and 3 quarters, like we talked about earlier.

01:23:56.060 And I just get low, and I just don't stop driving my feet, and then the guy just goes,

01:23:59.580 whoa!

01:24:00.200 I'd support you.

01:24:01.500 I'd train with you.

01:24:02.200 Would you go watch?

01:24:03.380 Yeah, I'd go watch.

01:24:04.120 I'd go with you.

01:24:04.460 And you'd train with me?

01:24:05.840 I'd help you train.

01:24:06.460 I'd be like the guy in the sweatsuit and the beanie who comes to the training, but I'm not

01:24:10.740 doing any training.

01:24:11.060 And you'd help oil me up and help put the thong on?

01:24:14.560 No, no, no, no.

01:24:16.080 There's no oil.

01:24:16.900 Well, hey, there's no oil.

01:24:19.260 So I looked it up.

01:24:20.120 I looked up the sumo-

01:24:21.140 You gotta wear the diaper?

01:24:21.800 You gotta wear the thong diaper?

01:24:22.740 Yeah, but you can wear it.

01:24:23.700 See, that would be bad for you.

01:24:24.900 I'll wear compression shorts.

01:24:26.620 Yeah.

01:24:26.880 I'll wear Under Armour or Standex.

01:24:28.500 You don't want to show people-

01:24:29.560 I'm not putting my ass out there like that.

01:24:31.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:24:32.260 But it is something interesting, and I looked up.

01:24:34.360 It's Orlando Sumo Club.

01:24:35.760 There's a lot of big fat fucks in it.

01:24:37.840 Oh, that's where they go.

01:24:38.820 Samoan types.

01:24:39.240 Yeah.

01:24:39.640 Oh, yeah.

01:24:40.140 You don't want to go against a Samoan.

01:24:41.500 Yeah.

01:24:42.360 But it's something I'm thinking about.

01:24:43.660 If you guys have any sumo experience, let me know in the comments, because there's

01:24:47.380 something there.

01:24:48.720 But then also, you line up for your first match, you fire out, pop your Achilles.

01:24:54.420 You get hurt.

01:24:54.960 You blow out.

01:24:55.360 Your Achilles just rolls up your leg, and then you go, ah, shit.

01:24:57.820 Goes all the way up your calf.

01:24:58.940 I haven't really pushed like that in a few years, and now I need Achilles surgery, which

01:25:04.980 is like a two-year recovery.

01:25:07.060 Yeah.

01:25:07.180 Sir, what's your health insurance?

01:25:09.120 What health insurance do you have?

01:25:10.400 I'm an illegal immigrant.

01:25:12.020 I'm an illegal immigrant with a Trump accent.

01:25:16.060 I'm an illegal immigrant, not knowing what accent to do.

01:25:19.080 I'm an illegal.

01:25:20.000 I'm an illegal.

01:25:21.320 I actually can't even do a Trump.

01:25:22.440 I don't know what accent I would do.

01:25:24.240 A French?

01:25:25.140 I'm illegal.

01:25:26.780 Like, I don't have an accent to go, and I can't speak Spanish, because they go, oh,

01:25:30.000 you speak Hispani?

01:25:30.760 Oh, we speak Hispani.

01:25:31.720 And I go, ah, I don't speak Hispani either.

01:25:33.820 Imagine you did, like, Japanese, like, I'm illegal, fix the leg first.

01:25:41.640 Then we, then send me the bill, send me the bill in the mail, send it to the address on

01:25:47.080 my ID, which I haven't lived at in four years.

01:25:50.000 All right, that's enough.

01:25:51.280 All right, next.

01:25:52.620 I don't know.

01:25:53.180 You guys are not going to like it.

01:25:54.900 Don't even do this.

01:25:56.200 I know, but it's already here.

01:25:58.140 Husbands Adam and Ali are a mixed faith couple who tied the knot in the summer of 2020.

01:26:01.880 More gay guys kissing?

01:26:03.240 They're not kissing.

01:26:05.800 It's a Muslim and a Jewish gay guy's get married.

01:26:09.600 I'm going to cut you off right there.

01:26:10.960 Not even a good joke.

01:26:12.200 I know.

01:26:12.660 You got any bits for it?

01:26:13.540 I noticed nothing's written down.

01:26:15.880 Israel-Palestine gay wedding.

01:26:18.340 You know what, buddy?

01:26:20.080 They didn't even kiss.

01:26:21.320 You're asking to, you're asking for something bad here.

01:26:23.980 All right, all right, let's move on.

01:26:26.440 This next thing, it's called Never Smoke Alone.

01:26:29.000 This guy invented a thing that smokes cigarettes.

01:26:33.240 So, you smoke with the machine that's auto-smoking?

01:26:46.860 Yeah.

01:26:47.600 That's uplifting.

01:26:48.700 I like that.

01:26:49.420 Better than smoking alone.

01:26:50.380 I like that.

01:26:52.120 That's cool.

01:26:53.860 I kind of wish I smoked cigs.

01:26:55.420 It's just an ingenuity thing.

01:26:57.500 Do you ever wish you smoked cigs?

01:26:59.960 I bought a pack of cigs.

01:27:01.300 Did I talk about this?

01:27:02.520 No.

01:27:02.780 I bought a pack of cigarettes recently, just for fun.

01:27:06.320 And I smoked one.

01:27:09.100 Still sitting there.

01:27:10.220 Does it make you dizzy?

01:27:11.820 No, I like it.

01:27:12.800 I mean, you know, it's not good for you, but have a random cig, wake up, drink a coffee,

01:27:17.680 have a cig.

01:27:19.080 Something Americana about that.

01:27:21.200 American spirit.

01:27:23.080 You know?

01:27:24.360 That's cool.

01:27:25.180 What can you do?

01:27:25.800 Every time I've ever smoked a cig, I've been, like, drunken after college, and I don't

01:27:32.980 even like it, and it makes you dizzy.

01:27:35.580 And then, like, even cigars I don't love.

01:27:38.180 I try to do it.

01:27:39.240 I just really can't do cigs, and I can't do dip.

01:27:42.000 Every time I try to dip in college, I would get dizzy.

01:27:45.340 I felt like I was going to throw up.

01:27:46.680 The light would hurt.

01:27:47.440 I'd go under the table.

01:27:48.580 Just say you're a pussy.

01:27:49.500 Just say, I'm a pussy.

01:27:50.480 Look the camera in the eyes.

01:27:51.880 Say, I'm not a nicotine.

01:27:52.920 I'm not a real motherfucker.

01:27:54.060 I'm not a real motherfucker.

01:27:54.980 When do you need to smoke your next cig?

01:27:57.060 In the heat of battle, your squad relies on you.

01:27:59.680 Don't let them down.

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01:28:24.980 I don't know.

01:28:28.420 I bought it for no reason.

01:28:29.380 When you bought it, when did you buy it, did you smoke it in the car?

01:28:32.780 Yeah.

01:28:33.300 You were driving in the car?

01:28:34.260 Yeah, I drove home.

01:28:35.620 I was smoking a cigarette.

01:28:36.660 People probably thought you were the fucking man.

01:28:38.920 Maybe.

01:28:39.500 That's cool guy shit.

01:28:40.680 Probably not.

01:28:41.440 Probably not.

01:28:41.840 Yeah, it's stupid.

01:28:42.780 Probably not cool at all.

01:28:43.720 Yeah, it's horrible.

01:28:45.960 But it felt good.

01:28:47.020 I liked it.

01:28:48.380 You know?

01:28:48.740 It's not like I'm picking...

01:28:49.620 I always...

01:28:50.260 I had a friend growing up who his dad used to smoke, like, you know, a lot.

01:28:54.820 Rip them.

01:28:55.800 Smoke a ton.

01:28:57.200 And I was like, oh, dad must have been smoking for a really long time.

01:29:00.600 Like, when did he start?

01:29:02.040 And he goes, oh, when he was 34.

01:29:03.600 Like, he just picked up smoking, like, almost nearing middle age.

01:29:08.120 That's crazy.

01:29:08.820 One of our friends was, like, was smoking cigarettes.

01:29:11.800 I think he said it when he was 11.

01:29:13.680 Really?

01:29:14.240 Yeah.

01:29:14.720 Like, Southern smoking cigarettes.

01:29:16.940 Oh, yeah.

01:29:17.920 I was smoking cigarettes when I was 11.

01:29:20.460 Yeah.

01:29:20.860 And it's like 11.

01:29:21.860 You stunted your growth, brother.

01:29:23.100 That's like that.

01:29:23.640 You know who you are, brother.

01:29:25.020 11 is, like, this tall.

01:29:26.660 What do you mean he's 11 smoking?

01:29:28.500 What?

01:29:29.100 You got a bad influence.

01:29:30.280 I just think 11-year-old smoking cigarettes, like, what are you doing?

01:29:32.840 What's going on here?

01:29:33.640 You have to parent him.

01:29:35.780 You have to.

01:29:36.460 All right.

01:29:36.740 Pure Americana Clip of the Week.

01:29:37.960 This guy has a plan for when he gets spam callers.

01:29:42.480 This is what he does when spam callers call him.

01:29:54.480 Oh, he does it for a while.

01:29:56.560 Hey, they hung up.

01:30:00.380 That's great.

01:30:01.080 That's what you need to teach old people to do because they get scammed for their entire 401k.

01:30:05.740 That's so true.

01:30:06.620 Sometimes.

01:30:06.720 There's really no reason to answer the phone.

01:30:09.040 Yeah.

01:30:09.600 And I saw a funny Chinese Donut Boy post the other day, and it said, like, the mail is,

01:30:14.700 like, a scary game because 99 out of 100 things are just, like, stupid advertisements.

01:30:20.440 And then there's one thing.

01:30:21.460 If you don't reply, you go to jail, like, tax stuff.

01:30:23.640 IRS.

01:30:24.280 Yeah.

01:30:24.880 Yeah.

01:30:25.060 So it's interesting how you, the phone, answering a phone call is completely useless these days.

01:30:30.720 True.

01:30:31.420 True.

01:30:32.080 All right.

01:30:32.680 IRS will never call you.

01:30:34.360 Is that true?

01:30:35.240 Yeah.

01:30:36.500 They'll never call you.

01:30:37.340 How do they even know?

01:30:37.940 You can call them.

01:30:38.740 How do you even know?

01:30:39.500 How do they even know where you live?

01:30:41.460 They always know where you live.

01:30:42.740 I know.

01:30:43.200 I don't know.

01:30:43.560 They're always sending me shit.

01:30:44.760 I don't know.

01:30:45.520 Well, you're always in a little bit of trouble, brother.

01:30:49.360 You're always doing bad shit.

01:30:51.400 There was a thing that happened to me.

01:30:52.380 They're always fucking up your taxes.

01:30:53.720 There was a thing that happened to me, and this is, like, a bad, fleckous example of a

01:30:58.580 story where the California tax board or whatever sent me a letter.

01:31:04.720 Or whatever.

01:31:05.620 They sent me a letter saying I owe them, like, $4,000, right?

01:31:10.380 Uh-huh.

01:31:10.780 And then they were saying I owe them $4,000 because in 2022, I didn't file the correct

01:31:17.640 tax or whatever.

01:31:18.880 I didn't even live in California in 2022.

01:31:21.600 Wow.

01:31:22.500 But they kept calling me and, like, trying to get, like, we have to update this W-9.

01:31:26.320 And, like, the company, I think it was, like, for Patreon, and my Patreon got deleted, so

01:31:30.180 I don't even have one.

01:31:31.120 I can't talk to them.

01:31:32.260 So eventually, I just paid the $4,000.

01:31:35.600 Whoa.

01:31:36.140 Even though I didn't even live in California.

01:31:38.140 And then they hit me up again and go, oh.

01:31:39.700 Okay, go away.

01:31:40.820 Actually, you owe us $23 more.

01:31:43.440 And I'm like, okay, here you go.

01:31:44.760 And they go, well, actually, you didn't file the taxes, blah, blah, blah.

01:31:47.440 So now I'm going to actually do my amended file, and they're going to have to send me

01:31:51.840 the money back.

01:31:53.680 So you didn't realize that you didn't even live there?

01:31:55.300 I moved out of California in 2020.

01:31:57.300 And in 2022, they go, oh, you didn't file taxes.

01:31:59.480 And we have this record.

01:32:00.640 And it's like, I was living.

01:32:02.900 I moved twice out of the state since then.

01:32:06.220 All right.

01:32:06.820 All right.

01:32:07.500 Boring.

01:32:08.760 Boring.

01:32:09.080 Boring.

01:32:10.180 Stupid.

01:32:10.840 You sent money on a year that you know you didn't live there.

01:32:13.480 Just to make them go away.

01:32:14.520 And then they still didn't go away.

01:32:15.940 Stupid tax.

01:32:17.140 All right.

01:32:17.540 Have a nice weekend, everybody.

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01:32:26.620 The last one, we spent half the bonus land just kind of talking and yapping and making

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01:33:01.460 Notifications on

01:33:05.800 And then you hear the sound

01:33:08.960 We're heading to the bathroom

01:33:13.420 You know we gotta go

01:33:16.240 Cause Flick is in red

01:33:20.440 But just uploaded the show

01:33:23.620 Flick is talking

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01:33:27.840 Give it up to the world's best host

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01:34:11.600 It's exactly what the feds

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01:34:23.560 And that rings true to me

01:34:27.560 Flick is talking

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01:36:34.280 We're watching old episodes

01:36:41.120 Yeah, watching old episodes

01:36:45.300 Flick is talking

01:37:03.820 Flick is talking

01:37:05.860 I'm a lesbian, I'm not transphobic, and I'm black, so if there's another black woman

01:37:32.660 here who wants to tell me how they feel, please join in, but all of you are not, and I don't

01:37:37.480 know who you are, what you are, but I'm a lesbian, and I'm telling you right now.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - November 14, 2025

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