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00:00:15.600 All right, welcome back to Flag of Socks, a podcast episode 219.

00:00:20.840 Today on the show, we have new Trump appointments as well as Matt Gaetz withdrawing his bid from AG.

00:00:27.600 We're going to tell you what we think happened there.

00:00:29.280 Then we have a wasteful government spending section that will make you never want to pay taxes again.

00:00:36.080 Then in Cringe of the Week, Jaguar sacrificed itself to the woke agenda in a recent twink-based ad that no one liked.

00:00:43.380 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we found some interviews with gang members in the United States that'll make you wonder, why is no one in jail?

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00:03:07.900 All right, we have a packed show.

00:03:09.200 Kind of a light housekeeping, but a very packed Urban Decay and Cringe and a very uplifting, uplifting, and great shout-outs.

00:03:16.080 Yeah, it seems like politically things have kind of slowed down a little bit, aside from the Gates stuff, which we'll get into.

00:03:21.260 But it's a lull.

00:03:22.600 And then also, perspective-wise, the election, whatever, it's a long time until you're in power.

00:03:27.620 So hopefully we get all our ducks in a row, but it's like we're in this waiting game right now where people are trying to confirm judges and sneak a nuclear war with Russia in.

00:03:38.200 And it seems a little too quiet.

00:03:40.260 Like initially, oh, Trump won.

00:03:41.820 There's going to be a peaceful transition to power.

00:03:43.920 Everything's fine.

00:03:44.720 He wins.

00:03:45.960 And I feel like you're kind of like, oh, it's quiet.

00:03:47.960 It's a little too quiet.

00:03:49.560 It seems like maybe an ambush is being set up.

00:03:51.660 I'm not trying to be negative.

00:03:52.580 What's Nancy Pelosi working on in the background? 1.00

00:03:54.780 You know, certain shit like that. 0.99

00:03:55.960 They're cooking something up, I'll tell you that. 0.99

00:03:58.040 All right, first story of the day, there was a cover of a European newspaper.

00:04:03.580 Yeah, The New European, it's called.

00:04:05.120 The New European, and it says, The Beast Unleashed, and it's like a wolf with a MAGA hat.

00:04:09.920 Thank you. 0.97

00:04:10.360 Kind of sick.

00:04:11.040 Yeah, appreciate it.

00:04:12.340 That is us.

00:04:13.220 It says, The Beast Unleashed the Vicious Men at the Dark Heart of MAGA.

00:04:18.740 That's pretty good.

00:04:19.500 And I think it's supposed to make us look scary or evil, but I think people are going to see that,

00:04:24.040 and they're going to see what Trump's about to do with all the illegals getting deported.

00:04:27.660 And I think it could spark like a wave of populism through Europe where they're all going to want Trump-like presidents.

00:04:33.680 Yeah, and I actually just saw the UK, their prime minister, their new guy that they elected is like polling horribly on approval ratings.

00:04:41.120 So, yeah, I don't know.

00:04:42.560 I'm hoping.

00:04:43.900 America kind of allows Europe.

00:04:46.080 It's like, you see what we did?

00:04:47.040 You can do it too for yourself.

00:04:49.660 Nationalists, you know, rise up, and your country doesn't need to be a dumping ground for third world African migrants. 1.00

00:04:55.260 That's a good point.

00:04:56.200 So hopefully a Trump wave is ignited.

00:04:59.480 Again, a lot of the same things that got Trump elected are happening across the West.

00:05:03.700 That migrant dumping, what are we doing? 1.00

00:05:05.700 We're funding these people, the free hotel rooms.

00:05:07.940 We covered on the show before that guy in the UK who's about to become a billionaire because of all the migrants that he keeps in hotels. 1.00

00:05:15.280 And it's like, all right, should there be any migrant hotel billionaires in the world? 0.98

00:05:20.340 No.

00:05:21.060 The answer is no.

00:05:21.600 The answer is no.

00:05:23.260 And then I actually saw this tweet from Bernie Sanders, believe it or not, that I thought was just great.

00:05:28.520 I don't usually like Bernie Sanders.

00:05:30.580 He's kind of a hippie old man.

00:05:32.100 But when I saw this, I was pleasantly surprised.

00:05:35.200 He said, I look forward to working with the Trump administration on fulfilling his promise to cap credit card interest rates at 10%.

00:05:41.340 We cannot continue to allow big banks to make record profits by ripping off Americans by charging them 25% to 30% interest rates.

00:05:48.840 That is usury.

00:05:50.420 Usury.

00:05:51.180 Yeah, Bernie.

00:05:52.180 It's been years since people complain about usury.

00:05:54.760 I know.

00:05:55.780 It's been hundreds of years.

00:05:57.500 And, you know, that's like a populist crossover, right?

00:05:59.720 It's just kind of one of those things where it doesn't matter if you're right wing or left wing.

00:06:02.900 You can just kind of say, hey, are we ripping off dum-dums in America who don't even know how credit cards work with 30%, 40% interest? 1.00

00:06:11.120 And the other take on the other side of the coin for that is like, oh, then credit cards will just stop giving – credit card companies will just stop giving it to high-risk, like dumb, low-income people. 0.82

00:06:22.680 And then they won't have access to credit cards.

00:06:24.660 And it's like, okay, is that that bad?

00:06:28.140 I don't know.

00:06:29.300 I've been on both sides of it. 0.99

00:06:30.420 I've been the dumb-dumb who doesn't know how the credit card works and maxes it out. 0.99

00:06:33.780 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:34.220 But not anymore.

00:06:35.100 But there was a time.

00:06:36.500 Okay.

00:06:37.440 And so, like, I mean, there are people who don't even know how it works.

00:06:40.160 And it's like you can make the argument, what? 0.99

00:06:42.500 Oh, does that dumb-dumb guy need a $700 limit credit card? 1.00

00:06:46.180 Like, so, I don't know. 1.00

00:06:48.880 Visa and MasterCard just testified before Congress, too, the other day.

00:06:52.980 People were grilling them on their profit margins and stuff because they kind of have a monopoly.

00:06:58.160 So, I don't know.

00:06:59.240 It's not really time to be too nice or too worried about Visa and MasterCard and those types of companies, you know?

00:07:05.080 Yeah.

00:07:05.460 Well, hopefully there will be a financial rejuvenation where things get back to normal and we can maybe fix our money a little bit.

00:07:13.100 Yeah.

00:07:13.720 All right.

00:07:14.340 Let's get to the story of the day.

00:07:15.680 Matt Gaetz is withdrawing from his bid to BAG or his nomination.

00:07:20.540 Yeah.

00:07:20.740 He withdraws himself from being Trump's Attorney General pick, says his confirmation was becoming a distraction to the critical work of the Trump transition team.

00:07:29.600 Which is weird.

00:07:30.520 Yeah.

00:07:30.980 And he stepped down from Congress.

00:07:32.280 So, he was kind of pot committed, as they call it, and still stepped down.

00:07:36.740 And obviously, with John Thune as the Senate majority leader, he didn't help. 0.82

00:07:42.780 It sounds like he was very stubborn, same with Mitch McConnell, a lot of the rhinos or the rats, Republicans against Trump. 0.61

00:07:49.660 Yeah. 0.89

00:07:49.780 But there's got to be something else to it.

00:07:52.380 Some people think that Gaetz might be trying to take Marco Rubio's Senate seat or maybe eventually even governor of Florida.

00:07:59.380 Yeah.

00:07:59.600 I was pretty caught off guard by this, though.

00:08:02.400 I did not think he would be withdrawing from his AG nominee.

00:08:05.820 Yeah.

00:08:06.200 And then we have a Liz Wheeler tweet that gives us some possible scenarios.

00:08:09.380 She said there's basically three options why Matt Gaetz withdrew his nomination.

00:08:13.020 Number one, GOP Senate cartel was truly willing to torpedo him.

00:08:16.880 That's kind of the vibe I'm getting initially.

00:08:20.280 There's more to ethics report than we've seen, maybe more damning.

00:08:23.780 And then, or number three, Trump never intended him to be AG, was just giving him an off-ramp from Congress. 0.61

00:08:29.360 That probably scratches your brain a little bit.

00:08:31.540 You're looking into the schizo four moves away. 1.00

00:08:34.480 Yeah.

00:08:34.880 Maybe just did him a favor.

00:08:36.100 Matt Gaetz has been loyal.

00:08:37.140 He wants to get out of Congress and do something else.

00:08:39.540 That's a way to do it.

00:08:40.460 You keep your seat.

00:08:41.220 You swap someone in.

00:08:42.220 You go be the senator in Marco Rubio's seat, maybe.

00:08:44.360 Yeah.

00:08:44.720 And, I mean, him becoming the senator who gets appointed by Ron DeSantis is more likely than any random person because he actually has run and been voted in by Floridians.

00:08:55.840 You know?

00:08:56.120 He represents the state already.

00:08:58.020 But, I mean, what's more likely?

00:08:59.760 The four rhinos you always hear about are blocking it. 0.66

00:09:03.120 You know?

00:09:03.340 Yeah.

00:09:03.600 Like John Curtis, Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, Mitch McConnell.

00:09:07.500 They just go, no, we can't let you do it. 0.96

00:09:10.320 He's too crazy.

00:09:12.180 And that's, I mean, that's, you know, the most likely outcome is usually the simplest or whatever. 0.91

00:09:17.960 And Mitch McConnell in his death throes of his political career is just pulling a John McCain, right?

00:09:23.800 Yeah.

00:09:24.140 That seems like it could be.

00:09:25.880 This is a good taste of what's to come, too, on anything super controversial.

00:09:29.180 You just get four senators who kind of go, hmm, no, and then four senators, four random moderate senators across the country are the people who control the entire country, right?

00:09:40.300 They hold it hostage as opposed to the guy who just won you the entire election, Donald Trump.

00:09:45.800 Yeah.

00:09:46.500 It's starting to, everyone's starting to show their true colors.

00:09:49.740 That's what's going to happen.

00:09:50.860 And it's the first little disappointment, you know?

00:09:52.740 It's the first little disappointment, and I don't think it'll be the last.

00:09:55.380 We didn't even start yet. 0.98

00:09:56.480 We didn't even fucking start. 1.00

00:09:57.760 You're already fucking rhinoing us. 0.99

00:09:59.460 And Mitch McConnell's doing whatever they want. 0.99

00:10:01.220 We haven't even started yet.

00:10:02.320 Yeah.

00:10:02.980 All right.

00:10:03.460 Well, let's get to our next section.

00:10:06.500 Oh, here.

00:10:06.760 And then I have this last piece.

00:10:07.980 Sorry.

00:10:08.300 Yeah, go for it.

00:10:08.780 Lisa Murkowski voted to confirm Alejandro Mayorkas, the guy who's in charge of the border.

00:10:14.940 He let in everybody.

00:10:15.620 Let everyone in.

00:10:16.580 That was fine.

00:10:17.800 But Matt Gaetz, no.

00:10:19.680 That's a step too far.

00:10:21.140 That's my own guy, and no.

00:10:22.760 Yeah.

00:10:23.080 So thanks, guys.

00:10:24.060 Thanks, rats.

00:10:25.240 Let's get to our wasteful spending section. 0.83

00:10:27.200 All right.

00:10:27.760 We have a Rand Paul clip here, and he's talking about just some of the things the government

00:10:33.460 has funded when it comes to research and experiments and trials and stuff.

00:10:37.420 Can you let that play?

00:10:38.040 Gin to a sunfish versus tequila, which would make the sunfish more aggressive?

00:10:49.160 Studying whether or not Japanese quail, if you give them cocaine, whether or not they're 0.97

00:10:54.060 more sexually promiscuous. 0.95

00:10:54.860 Was it one small step for man or was it one small step for a man?

00:11:00.780 And in the end, $750,000 later, $750,000 later, they couldn't decide.

00:11:05.740 Was it one step for a man, $1,000,000 for the construction of a kelp and shellfish nursery in Maine, $1.5 million to encourage video gaming in New York. 1.00

00:11:20.780 That's the type of shit. 1.00

00:11:23.060 And Rand Paul does that every year, right? 1.00

00:11:25.200 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:25.480 The Festivus, he calls it, spending report, where he kind of points out the most absurd shit. 1.00

00:11:29.980 And it's just come up because we finally seem to have a mandate to get rid of this type of shit. 0.99

00:11:34.920 Yeah, and I think a lot of times, and maybe I'm, this is supposed to be on schizo page four, but I think a lot of times these are like the mafia no-show jobs where it's like, oh, yeah, I'll give you a million bucks and you got to figure out how many Diet Cokes until a dog gets diarrhea. 0.99

00:11:50.260 I mean, they laugh about it.

00:11:51.900 It's an ad lib.

00:11:52.740 And then no one does anything and then they just get the million dollars and they pretend to research something and they don't actually do anything.

00:11:58.460 And it's just like, oh, yeah, there's so much money and not much oversight.

00:12:01.640 We just give jobs to our friends and it's gotten to the point where we're making jokes about it.

00:12:06.220 Oh, yeah, you're in charge of the sunfish tequila experiment.

00:12:10.740 Yeah, it's a no-show job, but you're not in a lawn chair with one of those Pauly walnuts tanners. 0.67

00:12:15.600 You just have to put on a lab coat for a little while and move around some sunfish, right?

00:12:19.560 So bad, dude.

00:12:20.720 And then we actually have some stats when it comes to just wasteful spending and how much that costs per American.

00:12:26.940 This guy, Austin Allred, says, government spending is so big, it's hard to contextualize.

00:12:32.740 There are 161 million working Americans.

00:12:36.140 So on average, every billion dollars the federal government spends costs about $6 per working American.

00:12:43.040 If you spend $100 billion, that's $600 each.

00:12:46.280 Wow.

00:12:46.740 So we've definitely already given $600 to Ukraine, everybody, every taxpayer watching this show right now.

00:12:52.020 And then can you read the next stat, please?

00:12:53.800 In 2022, the Federal Government Accountability Office found $247 billion in improper payments made across 82 programs, including $81 billion from Medicaid and $47 billion from Medicare.

00:13:09.420 That's $250 billion in one year.

00:13:12.000 And using his number that he said before, for every billion in spending is $6, he said, think of it as the average taxpayer having $1,800 stolen from them in one year from improper payments alone.

00:13:25.540 So just messing stuff up and improper payments, every taxpayer pays $1,800 to that. 0.82

00:13:32.140 It sucks.

00:13:32.820 You could, that's like a, you could pay rent or something. 0.98

00:13:35.780 You could buy a car payment, anything, you know, $1,800, that's a lot.

00:13:39.300 And, uh, you know how we've always talked about PPP loans and who is, who is scamming it? 0.88

00:13:43.600 Wakanda forever LLC and shit like that. 0.92

00:13:46.100 That's like the tip of the iceberg compared to Medicare and Medicaid fraud. 0.94

00:13:50.180 There are just like, uh, fake office buildings in Miami, you know, the address and a phone number just keeps ringing.

00:13:57.540 And then they're billing like $500,000 a month to some insurance.

00:14:01.960 It's really crazy.

00:14:03.000 So that's another scammer's paradise and the government, I guess, just doesn't have the will or care to get that spending under control when they're like, oh, dude, we gave the sunfishes tequila.

00:14:14.480 I don't think we need to work on Medicare or Medicaid.

00:14:16.540 Right.

00:14:17.000 Yeah.

00:14:17.460 So.

00:14:18.240 Exactly.

00:14:18.640 And then this picture went viral on Twitter a couple of days ago, uh, where they have a shredder, a shredding company outside of the department of justice.

00:14:27.400 Yeah.

00:14:28.420 Don't know.

00:14:28.980 Uh, I guess that's normal and like routine to get rid of documents and stuff here and there, but right before Trump gets in right before Elon and cash Patel and Vivek and all those guys bring the hammer of justice.

00:14:40.480 You got to get the shredder company there real quick.

00:14:42.600 It's not a good sign.

00:14:43.700 Maybe we can hold off on the shredding.

00:14:45.040 It's literally called the shredding company.

00:14:46.960 It's like, Hey, the shredding company.

00:14:48.900 Can you be discreet?

00:14:49.780 Can you send in one of your Brown trucks or something?

00:14:51.720 Yeah.

00:14:51.960 Not that discreet.

00:14:53.140 Not good.

00:14:53.800 All right.

00:14:54.020 Let's get into our appointee section.

00:14:55.600 Before we get there, I found this picture online of Kamala and Nikki Haley.

00:15:00.640 That was almost the election.

00:15:02.940 We were one inch away from that happening in Butler, PA.

00:15:06.440 Exactly.

00:15:07.080 And that's what they wanted to happen.

00:15:09.120 The bad guys.

00:15:10.340 That's how they wanted it to play out.

00:15:12.260 The hammer of justice would not be coming.

00:15:14.080 Cash Patel.

00:15:14.740 We wouldn't be able to sick him on anyone.

00:15:16.800 So it wouldn't be Tim Scott.

00:15:18.520 Yeah.

00:15:19.560 He's an honorable guy.

00:15:21.160 And then Lisa Murkowski is like in charge of everything. 1.00

00:15:23.700 Yeah.

00:15:24.060 So we have a new appointee, the U.S. energy policy guy.

00:15:27.920 I don't know his name, but that's him right there.

00:15:29.980 You don't really need to know his name.

00:15:31.160 Yeah.

00:15:31.340 He's good.

00:15:31.860 He got some role in the Department of Energy, like deputy assistant or something like that.

00:15:36.100 And what do you think?

00:15:37.300 Well, the former one was the literal luggage twink.

00:15:39.680 Yeah.

00:15:40.240 So that's a complete upgrade.

00:15:42.240 And it also falls under henchman maxing as well.

00:15:45.260 That's very much a henchman type.

00:15:47.460 Long coat.

00:15:47.900 Yeah.

00:15:48.340 Long coat, big shoulders, small, you know, thick, short neck.

00:15:53.120 Yeah, boss.

00:15:53.920 Yeah.

00:15:54.020 Facial hair.

00:15:54.720 He's looking a hench.

00:15:55.540 Whatever you need, boss.

00:15:56.580 I got you.

00:15:57.540 And then if you think about the other henchman we got, we got Steve Chung, Genghis Combs.

00:16:01.720 Yeah.

00:16:02.020 We have the energy guy.

00:16:03.540 We have Thomas Homan, which is the border guy who's a henchman as well.

00:16:07.420 I think we'd make Hulk Hogan UN ambassador.

00:16:10.600 And we're henching.

00:16:11.660 And we start reining in the spending, brother, because you other countries are getting out

00:16:16.440 of line.

00:16:17.440 Yeah.

00:16:17.700 It's good to see the high school football coach body type and physiognomy is what's going

00:16:24.760 to get it done.

00:16:26.080 It's what the country needs most.

00:16:27.320 Yeah.

00:16:27.480 We're moving from the theater department to the football coaches.

00:16:30.200 And like, that's how you run a country, right?

00:16:31.940 Yeah.

00:16:32.400 You don't ask the theater department how to run a country.

00:16:34.700 That's like, they get theatrical.

00:16:36.200 They start making things up.

00:16:37.380 They play.

00:16:38.020 They care about how they look.

00:16:39.180 We have to have a party.

00:16:40.100 The football coach is like, run power again, run it again.

00:16:43.440 You know, so it's a difference in goals, right?

00:16:46.520 Smash mouth football versus having like a trans party on the lawn. 1.00

00:16:50.220 Exactly.

00:16:50.920 And then the new secretary of education is Linda McMahon, co-founder of WWE.

00:16:57.160 Yeah.

00:16:57.580 Vince McMahon's wife.

00:16:59.380 And I, you know, she's got, she's getting appointed as the secretary of education when

00:17:03.300 Trump wants to get rid of the department of education and send it back to the States.

00:17:06.860 So I don't know how that's going to work, but I guess Linda can get it done. 0.98

00:17:11.180 They're going to send her in and she's just going to crumple everything up and then the 1.00

00:17:14.780 shredder companies.

00:17:15.540 Then you call in the shredder company, right?

00:17:17.300 Shredder company.

00:17:18.180 There's different contexts.

00:17:19.380 The shredder company at the DOJ.

00:17:20.700 Very bad, bad, but shredder company at department of education.

00:17:23.880 Let her rip. 1.00

00:17:24.560 Shred it. 0.94

00:17:25.080 Get it.

00:17:25.320 Send in cash.

00:17:25.960 Um, and then here is Linda McMahon, the secretary of education being power bombed by the mayor 0.94

00:17:32.720 of Knox County.

00:17:46.180 Well, I'm glad she's okay and ready to serve.

00:17:48.920 Politics is fun, dude.

00:17:50.300 Look at this.

00:17:50.880 Did these people ever think they would be in positions of political power?

00:17:53.860 And yo, Linda McMahon really trusted him to not snap her neck. 1.00

00:17:57.940 That's Kane, right?

00:17:58.860 Yeah.

00:17:59.120 And she's an old lady too. 0.99

00:18:00.300 It's easy to snap, uh, necks and legs and stuff at that age.

00:18:03.400 I know.

00:18:03.880 So good for them.

00:18:05.040 That's good.

00:18:05.640 Uh, simulation too, that those people are in charge of the whole world now.

00:18:10.200 Um, and then Trump's transition polls in general.

00:18:13.640 Um, he's got a good approval rating and says 54% approve the people he's picked so far.

00:18:20.000 Yeah.

00:18:20.360 Which is great.

00:18:21.000 And then, uh, 54%, uh, approval rating on his transition thus far.

00:18:26.060 And then if you apply the Ann Seltzer, Iowa poll theory to that, which is she got that

00:18:30.620 wrong by 16 points, then you start getting to a 70 number.

00:18:34.360 Yeah.

00:18:34.700 Or the 70s.

00:18:36.360 And then exactly.

00:18:37.460 And then we actually have some post election stats, uh, from swing, uh, just swings in general,

00:18:43.420 how much Trump gained in all of these states.

00:18:45.740 And then we have them in order, which States gained the most New York.

00:18:48.740 He gained 11 and a half percent, New Jersey, 10%, Florida, 10%, Massachusetts, 8.7, California,

00:18:55.260 8.4, Texas, 8.3.

00:18:56.940 So those are big swings across all different types of, uh, politics.

00:19:01.900 Yeah.

00:19:02.040 The leftist states yearn for Trump and they yearn to be the majority, but unfortunately

00:19:06.700 they fall just short most of the time.

00:19:08.640 But yeah, and I think there's something here where when Trump's in office, the number of

00:19:14.280 illegal immigrants is going to go down, obviously crime's going to go down and then there'll 1.00

00:19:18.080 hopefully be some voter integrity laws that get put in place.

00:19:21.000 So Republicans win for the next couple of decades.

00:19:24.860 That's wishful thinking, brother.

00:19:26.160 I have a feeling Lisa Murkowski is going to have a problem with that. 1.00

00:19:30.460 Mitch McConnell is going to be 98 years old.

00:19:32.820 His hand's going to come up from the grave and rip up the voter integrity paper, you

00:19:37.000 know, at the last minute.

00:19:38.220 And you go, what?

00:19:39.000 I thought, I thought he wanted that.

00:19:40.640 Doesn't make any sense.

00:19:42.480 And then you realize it's just, uh, to allude.

00:19:45.020 So Trump can't get a victory, right?

00:19:46.760 Yeah.

00:19:47.160 All right.

00:19:47.560 Out of politics and into our next segment of housekeeping, Coco Melon, that show that 0.77

00:19:52.220 the kids watch.

00:19:53.140 Kids are really watching it.

00:19:54.560 They're addicted.

00:19:55.120 They really like it.

00:19:56.120 And it's getting to the point of addiction.

00:19:57.680 We have a clip here of kids reacting to the sounds of it, and then we're actually going

00:20:01.820 to explain the science behind the show itself.

00:20:12.980 Runs in.

00:20:18.860 They hear that little chime and they come in running.

00:20:23.540 They can't even walk and they're running for Coco Melon.

00:20:28.240 Watch.

00:20:29.000 Kids hanging out with mom.

00:20:30.840 Bales.

00:20:34.580 Babies love.

00:20:35.400 It's like slot machines for babies.

00:20:36.980 Yeah.

00:20:37.440 But, but better.

00:20:38.500 Because, you know, there's no competition.

00:20:39.940 They don't even need money.

00:20:40.920 They don't have it.

00:20:41.760 So, way better.

00:20:42.820 But it has the same, like, addictive properties.

00:20:45.620 And then also, like, obviously the babies are getting poisoned with the food and the Maxines.

00:20:50.000 And now they're poisoning their brains with this type of content.

00:20:54.440 Yeah.

00:20:54.780 And we have another supporting article here.

00:20:57.080 It says, Cocomelon is literally designed to put babies in a trance-like state.

00:21:01.640 They invented something called the Distractatron to measure every instance when a child's full

00:21:06.380 attention strays.

00:21:07.820 You want me to read this?

00:21:08.520 Yeah.

00:21:08.640 It's actually very interesting.

00:21:09.900 It's audience research day at Moonbug Entertainment, the London company that produces 29 of the most popular online kids shows in the world.

00:21:18.300 Found on more than 150 platforms in 32 languages with 7.8 billion views on YouTube in March alone.

00:21:25.960 Once a month, children are brought here one at a time and shown a handful of episodes to figure out exactly which parts of the shows are engaging and which are tuned out.

00:21:37.160 For anyone older than two years old, the team deploys a whimsically named tool, the Distractatron.

00:21:43.080 And it's a small TV screen placed a few feet away from the larger one that plays a continuous loop of banal real-world scenes.

00:21:50.640 A guy pouring a cup of coffee, someone getting a haircut, each lasting about 20 seconds.

00:21:54.920 Whenever a youngster looks away from the Moonbug show to glimpse the Distractatron, a note is jotted down.

00:22:01.760 So they're scientifically figuring out how to literally keep their eyes on the screen.

00:22:06.740 And then another way they do it, too, is they have subtitles, but obviously babies can't read, so it's not even for the babies.

00:22:13.120 And the subtitles go too fast where even if a baby could read, it wouldn't be able to.

00:22:17.840 But just like that flash on the bottom of the screen is like fresh stimuli that keeps them locked on the screen. 0.97

00:22:23.660 Yeah, so while America is wasting its time spending money on stupid research that doesn't matter, like a squirrel using cocaine, 0.93

00:22:32.340 there are henchmen out there in London studying how to keep your baby absolutely locked into their programming. 0.99

00:22:38.400 And then locked into their programming, where does the programming come from?

00:22:41.260 Screens, iPads, and TVs.

00:22:43.680 And now you have a screen autistic iPad kid.

00:22:47.460 Yeah.

00:22:48.000 And, you know.

00:22:49.360 It's a meltdown if you take it away.

00:22:50.780 Like, that's what happens.

00:22:51.700 It's people with the kids on the iPads, once you take it away, they have, like, these unnatural meltdowns.

00:22:57.620 And the only thing that fixes it is returning the iPad.

00:23:00.280 And then, again, this is our old mantra that we've said on the show a bunch of times.

00:23:04.480 Like, we don't need – we just need some illustrator.

00:23:07.240 Remember Blue's Clues or stuff like that?

00:23:09.680 It was like, oh, yo, hey, what's up?

00:23:11.340 We're going to find a letter or something. 0.98

00:23:13.280 Now they're studying how to fucking trap your little toddler before it can even really speak. 0.98

00:23:18.580 Yeah, it's like flashing at you. 0.99

00:23:20.500 Project 9-11.

00:23:22.320 And they – so it's, again, just, you know, show them a cartoon from the 90s.

00:23:27.920 Show them Looney Tunes or something.

00:23:29.620 And, yeah, Looney Tunes.

00:23:31.420 Oh, there's a racist caricature of an Indian.

00:23:34.060 You know?

00:23:34.600 So what? 0.91

00:23:35.240 They weren't studying how to keep your kid in a trance-like state and teaching them shitty lessons, right? 0.99

00:23:38.820 There's a racist caricature of a banker. 0.98

00:23:40.820 Yeah, oh, so what?

00:23:42.460 It was 1940.

00:23:43.580 Big deal.

00:23:44.260 Yeah, well, maybe we should be aware of what the bankers are doing.

00:23:47.240 And we kind of do it, too, because we have the moving background.

00:23:50.120 Yeah.

00:23:50.580 But we're adults.

00:23:51.580 Yeah, you guys are all adults, so don't look away.

00:23:54.360 Yeah, keep watching.

00:23:55.720 Yeah, we got to do our distract-a-tron tests. 0.99

00:23:58.720 Last page of housekeeping, people are like, all right, fucking hell. 0.97

00:24:02.580 All right, last part. 0.97

00:24:03.920 Apparently there's a song, too, that goes with Cocomelon, and it's teaching bad lessons.

00:24:09.220 That Johnny Johnny song taught my kid that lying is funny.

00:24:14.360 Johnny Johnny, yes, papa.

00:24:16.320 Eating candies, no, papa.

00:24:18.400 Telling lies, no, papa.

00:24:20.320 Open your mouth, ha, ha, ha. 0.78

00:24:22.240 Hmm.

00:24:22.700 So it's teaching the kids how to lie before they can even really walk.

00:24:27.060 And this other person said, it taught my kid the worst lessons.

00:24:30.060 There's a song about being afraid of bugs.

00:24:32.220 Now she's afraid of bugs.

00:24:33.920 There's another where they cry when they get a boo-boo until they get a Band-Aid.

00:24:37.540 Just a few examples.

00:24:38.840 I banded in our house.

00:24:40.780 Just making your kid afraid of bugs.

00:24:42.360 You know, you ever see a kid that, like, grab a beetle?

00:24:44.880 Like, when I was a kid, I was, like, lifting up rocks, like, finding whatever I could.

00:24:49.180 And all that stuff is taught.

00:24:50.640 And I guess, you know, if you're hypnotized, it's really taught.

00:24:53.840 Yeah, and I wonder what shows are okay for kids besides the ones we mentioned, like, the 90s illustrated stuff.

00:25:01.320 Maybe Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, and Frasier.

00:25:04.860 No.

00:25:05.380 I'm assuming those are all still good.

00:25:06.980 That's what I grew up on.

00:25:08.020 All right.

00:25:08.540 And then it gets you a little bit of that.

00:25:09.620 That's a different, that's toddler versus, you know.

00:25:12.100 It gets you a little bit of that gambling itch, too, on Wheel and Jeopardy when you're risking money and you're making money and you get disqualified if you don't have enough.

00:25:19.060 There's, like, a good itch that gets itched there.

00:25:20.740 Well, we know people are always showing us their kids and tagging us and, like, the little kids watching the show and baby stuff.

00:25:28.120 So we know a lot of our audiences of that age.

00:25:30.620 So we wanted to slander Cocomelon a little bit.

00:25:33.140 You know, and it's a double-edged sword, right? 0.99

00:25:35.680 You give your kid the iPad and they shut the fuck up for, like, 20 minutes. 1.00

00:25:39.580 You're, like, holy shit, this kid. 1.00

00:25:41.560 You know, kids are supposed to have high energy. 0.99

00:25:43.760 And how do you get them not high energy?

00:25:46.140 It's, like, the same as a dog.

00:25:47.340 You got to run them a little bit.

00:25:48.480 You got to get them outside and run them a little bit.

00:25:51.580 And it's like a monkey paw curse to give them an iPad.

00:25:53.920 Oh, and it's my kid.

00:25:54.940 Yeah, exactly.

00:25:55.340 And they listen and they're quiet and they're focused and they're not bothering you.

00:25:59.180 And that's the monkey paw curse because, in the long run, now you have, like, a little autistic meltdown boy. 0.84

00:26:05.000 Yeah.

00:26:05.440 So we had to cover it.

00:26:06.620 Yeah, which takes us to our last page of housekeeping already, believe it or not.

00:26:09.520 Before we get there, make sure you guys tickle the post.

00:26:11.160 Help us juice the algo.

00:26:12.000 Leave a like.

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00:26:14.460 Notifications to be on.

00:26:15.340 P.O. Box needs to be full.

00:26:16.360 Old episodes need to be watched.

00:26:18.480 There you go.

00:26:19.180 I'm getting good at it.

00:26:20.420 All right.

00:26:20.880 First, we're going to go kind of fast through this just because not everything is cohesive or has a bigger point.

00:26:27.040 Some stuff is just stuff I want you guys to see.

00:26:29.840 For sure.

00:26:30.100 First is Harry Sisson gets called out.

00:26:33.200 Harry Sisson!

00:26:36.560 What happened in the...

00:26:42.880 Carmela Harris! 0.78

00:26:48.360 DeWooze! 1.00

00:26:49.860 Are you still mad?

00:26:54.380 Are you still mad?

00:26:58.100 Are you still...

00:26:59.040 Harry!

00:26:59.960 What happened?

00:27:01.420 We have the best Down Syndrome people, folks.

00:27:03.500 Our Down Syndrome hecklers.

00:27:04.980 Yeah.

00:27:05.400 We got good ones.

00:27:06.660 Okay.

00:27:07.160 So that's it?

00:27:07.720 That was it.

00:27:08.300 I just want everyone to see the Harry Sisson's getting called out by everybody.

00:27:11.680 Yeah.

00:27:11.820 That's how bad it is.

00:27:12.840 That's how much you can get dunked on.

00:27:14.180 Even the people who can't really live on their own are dunking on you. 0.88

00:27:18.940 Everyone's better than Harry Sisson.

00:27:21.080 Next, we got Hunter Biden at Disney World.

00:27:24.520 And the only reason I'm showing this is because he looks like Joe Biden.

00:27:27.560 He's got that Joe Biden in him.

00:27:30.440 See the open mouth?

00:27:32.000 Yeah.

00:27:32.500 And like the kind of like the not a young man walk.

00:27:38.720 He's kind of like meandering around.

00:27:40.700 But that open mouth in the beginning, that was the main part.

00:27:44.540 He's just walking around.

00:27:46.220 He's his father's son.

00:27:47.520 He's going to be out of it soon.

00:27:49.220 Yeah.

00:27:50.060 Any update on your thoughts on Hunter Biden?

00:27:52.600 Any sort of like...

00:27:53.840 Do you really need to see him get justice?

00:27:56.240 I'm coming around.

00:27:58.040 Let him go?

00:27:58.680 We can let him...

00:27:59.500 He can be our guy.

00:28:01.040 I think we can let Hunter Biden join our side.

00:28:03.880 If he says the right things and he gets in on it?

00:28:06.360 But yeah, there's like a road to redemption.

00:28:08.420 And then you see some people like Mika and Morning Joe are trying to meet with Trump.

00:28:13.420 Kiss the ring came crawling back.

00:28:14.880 Kiss the ring crawled back.

00:28:16.400 We have Hunter Biden.

00:28:18.120 We have Chank Uyghur who's like trying to meet with Elon and do some stuff. 1.00

00:28:22.520 People now who are so against Trump, but now that Trump's going to be in power are kind

00:28:26.740 of crawling back.

00:28:27.720 There is a road to redemption.

00:28:29.220 All you have to do is commit to one thing and just expose it or report on it or become

00:28:36.140 an expert on it.

00:28:37.480 Same with Cuomo.

00:28:38.720 It has to be based in truth and reality and there has to be something wrong.

00:28:42.660 And I don't think Hunter Biden...

00:28:43.820 We're kind of joking.

00:28:44.820 I'm joking about Hunter Biden.

00:28:46.600 But there's a bunch of other guys who like want to be... 0.99

00:28:50.200 We're working with Bernie Sanders on fucking credit card interest, right? 0.99

00:28:53.500 Yeah. 0.99

00:28:53.840 Like it's kind of an open...

00:28:55.340 If you're right on something, it's an open book.

00:28:57.920 There's an open door or whatever, you know?

00:28:59.780 Yeah.

00:29:00.080 So like Chank, if you want to be on the right wing, why don't you do a documentary about 1.00

00:29:03.480 like how much LA has gone downhill because of bad DAs and George Gascon and illegal immigrants 1.00

00:29:09.920 and make it a huge thing.

00:29:11.720 Doesn't have to be about Trump.

00:29:12.820 Just one topic that is inherently right wing because of the views of Republicans.

00:29:18.040 And you go do that and commit to it.

00:29:19.980 And then we can like shake your hand and go, oh, this is great.

00:29:22.780 Good work, brother.

00:29:23.540 That's what Cuomo should do too.

00:29:25.040 Yeah.

00:29:25.760 Next, the spider outbreak issue.

00:29:27.980 Officials warn of deadly spider outbreak and are asking residents to collect them for their milk.

00:29:34.420 What was that last part?

00:29:35.700 Spider milk?

00:29:37.160 There's spider milk?

00:29:38.180 So they're milking them from their fangs and stuff like that?

00:29:41.500 So sometimes articles like this kind of like give you a little sneak behind the curtain

00:29:45.460 of what's really going on and what the bad guys are up to.

00:29:48.240 Yeah.

00:29:48.680 It's all about the spider milk, baby.

00:29:50.120 Yeah.

00:29:50.280 You find out it's used in like 90% of perfumes.

00:29:53.380 There's spider milk. 1.00

00:29:54.400 You're like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:29:55.740 What happened? 1.00

00:29:56.340 What's going on in the background here?

00:29:57.980 Guys.

00:29:58.540 Yeah.

00:29:59.120 Because it could be.

00:29:59.980 Guys, there's a spider outbreak.

00:30:01.720 We're going to need those back for the milk.

00:30:04.180 For the milk.

00:30:04.580 It's like, what was that last part?

00:30:06.620 I don't think.

00:30:07.180 You're just reading the headline too, though.

00:30:08.700 I don't know if you really even understand what's going on.

00:30:10.460 Yeah.

00:30:10.680 No one does.

00:30:11.460 All right.

00:30:11.780 No need to read the article.

00:30:12.960 No need to.

00:30:13.560 Sometimes the headline's enough, right?

00:30:14.980 This is the last page of housekeeping.

00:30:16.780 All right.

00:30:17.060 We're going to go through it quicker.

00:30:18.160 Okay.

00:30:18.640 Four arrested for insurance fraud after staging car damage with bear costume.

00:30:23.340 Yeah.

00:30:23.780 I give this three booms.

00:30:25.640 Okay.

00:30:26.040 Do them all.

00:30:26.760 Boom.

00:30:27.600 Boom.

00:30:28.300 Boom.

00:30:29.640 You know, you couldn't just go to your local grocery store and kind of just drive into

00:30:34.780 a wall and make sure you scratch up every panel on one side so your car would be totaled.

00:30:40.400 Isn't that what everyone else does?

00:30:42.000 Yeah.

00:30:42.160 There's easier ways to commit insurance fraud than a fake bear claw costume where you can't

00:30:46.320 possibly replicate what a bear claw actually looks like.

00:30:49.320 That's what I don't get.

00:30:50.080 And it looks to me like, look at the hand there, the claw that they were using.

00:30:53.560 It looks to me like that's the thing that you use to tear apart pulled pork or shredded

00:30:57.820 chicken.

00:30:58.720 That's like the colloquial bear claw.

00:31:01.220 It's not actually a replica of the bear claws.

00:31:03.220 So better luck next year.

00:31:04.760 Back to the drawing board.

00:31:05.800 Yeah.

00:31:06.220 To get the $4,000 for your Nissan Altima.

00:31:09.220 Have you guys ever watched bait car?

00:31:11.140 Have you ever?

00:31:11.920 You know, people like that.

00:31:12.840 It's like go to Martin Luther King Boulevard, leave the car unlocked and I guarantee it'll

00:31:18.180 be gone.

00:31:19.120 That's a good point.

00:31:19.780 So sometimes people get too cute for their own good, right?

00:31:23.600 Yep.

00:31:23.940 Let's go to the Australian rabbit plague of the mid-1800s.

00:31:28.920 This is a 4chan post.

00:31:30.260 It says, Australia had a rabbit plague in the mid-1800s.

00:31:33.420 They tried a variety of methods to get rid of them.

00:31:36.300 Eventually, they got desperate and switched to the unconventional.

00:31:39.540 They made fake rabbits that were more attractive than the real rabbits.

00:31:43.400 The ones attracted to the fake rabbits didn't breed and the population was thus reduced.

00:31:48.100 It's their face when they're doing it with people now, their face when I figured out

00:31:53.200 why anime girls exist. 1.00

00:31:55.220 And this could be why big tech has all those giant cans on Instagram.

00:32:01.160 AI girlfriend, giant cans, giant fake cans. 0.53

00:32:04.020 There could be something there.

00:32:05.480 Yeah.

00:32:05.660 I can't relate with the anime girlfriend part of that or anime girls part of that.

00:32:09.160 We don't care for anime.

00:32:10.660 But I was thinking about AI in general when I read this story and I was kind of wondering

00:32:15.600 like, what if AI is in control of the entire internet and it's giving people what they want

00:32:22.420 so no one sniffs around about AI's control?

00:32:26.260 Like for me, for example, I would be very happy to have a successful podcast with my best friend.

00:32:33.700 Yeah.

00:32:34.180 What if AI just gave me that so I'm not sniffing around asking about AI?

00:32:37.960 Yeah, I'm on YouTube.

00:32:41.040 This is my girlfriend.

00:32:42.180 I'm on YouTube with my friend.

00:32:45.040 Everything's good.

00:32:45.800 And you're in a padded room and AI's simulating everything for you.

00:32:48.340 Yeah, I got to do my podcast.

00:32:49.840 I got to do another episode of the podcast.

00:32:51.360 Got a lot of views.

00:32:52.540 Got a lot of views on that last one.

00:32:54.280 And it's all fake.

00:32:55.480 That could be true.

00:32:56.680 Yeah, it's all fake.

00:32:58.020 So I don't know.

00:32:58.740 And that's the fake rabbit.

00:33:00.240 Yeah.

00:33:00.860 Podcast.

00:33:01.480 It keeps you spinning your wheels.

00:33:03.000 Oh, good point.

00:33:03.920 Good point, Fleckers. 1.00

00:33:05.220 Don't need to worry about AI.

00:33:06.460 All right, Spider Milk.

00:33:09.160 It makes you wonder, you know?

00:33:10.960 And then, you know, to add on to that, I would really not look into AI if I were to get rich 1.00

00:33:16.800 off of my shit coins. 0.99

00:33:18.080 Yeah, it's like the Matrix, man. 1.00

00:33:19.600 If the steak tastes good, there's no reason to get out.

00:33:22.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:33:23.140 So if my shit coins and my meme coins paid off, AI could do whatever they want. 0.99

00:33:29.320 You know? 0.99

00:33:29.740 Yeah.

00:33:29.920 All right.

00:33:30.340 That's fair.

00:33:30.920 Let's go to our next thing.

00:33:32.140 It's actually more important.

00:33:33.120 There is a chance that 1,000 years of world history didn't happen.

00:33:40.080 This guy has an interesting point.

00:33:41.660 I believe this might be...

00:33:43.300 Let's let it play.

00:33:44.120 If we went from 928 to 1929, they took events from the 800s, some of them, and made them

00:33:56.500 1,800s.

00:33:57.920 They took events from the 700s, made them into 1,700s.

00:34:02.820 Took events from the 600s, put it out of the 1,600s, all the way back to 928.

00:34:08.900 They needed a history from 1929 all the way back to 928.

00:34:16.700 So they took events like 492 and made it 1,492.

00:34:22.920 They took events...

00:34:23.800 You get it.

00:34:24.840 Basically, the idea is they just added in 1,000, and it's...

00:34:28.600 Well, it makes you wonder.

00:34:29.820 And you might know something like this.

00:34:31.380 Did anything happen from 900 to 1,500?

00:34:34.260 900 to 1,500.

00:34:35.900 Can you think of something?

00:34:37.340 Magna Carta?

00:34:38.940 Yeah, that was like 10, 52.

00:34:41.220 10, 11.

00:34:41.980 Yeah.

00:34:42.440 I can't remember the exact one.

00:34:43.980 So there's something there where it's like if we were to believe that it's been 2,000 years

00:34:49.840 since Jesus, but then if it really wasn't, like the amount of innovation that happened

00:34:57.140 in human history from like Jesus' time to now, if it all happened within like 10 generations,

00:35:02.580 it kind of would make people less believing in like evolution and then more believing in

00:35:10.660 Jesus and religion maybe. 0.88

00:35:12.900 Okay.

00:35:13.520 And there's like way less people.

00:35:15.440 We got here 1,000 years ago, and in that time we went from like farming to cocoa melon.

00:35:21.460 So there's something there about like if you get rid of 1,000 years, you can really deceive

00:35:27.240 everybody.

00:35:28.540 Okay.

00:35:29.240 But I don't know.

00:35:30.400 I see this and I go black schizos. 0.97

00:35:32.320 They're very fascinating.

00:35:33.320 They're a different type of schizo than white. 0.99

00:35:35.120 Yeah.

00:35:35.620 It's a different type of...

00:35:36.520 They just think what?

00:35:38.020 They just did it.

00:35:39.100 They switched it.

00:35:39.880 There's no reason.

00:35:40.880 It doesn't really explain the reason.

00:35:42.580 That's a good point.

00:35:43.480 And you're kind of trying to learn from it, whereas I'm just like, okay, what's the point?

00:35:47.460 I'm always open to a theory.

00:35:48.620 All right.

00:35:48.860 Next is excess deaths.

00:35:51.240 And we're not going to get into any Maxine discussions.

00:35:54.820 We don't want to get in trouble.

00:35:56.380 But there was 15 million excess deaths since the pandemic that need to be thoroughly investigated,

00:36:03.020 according to the New York Post article.

00:36:04.380 But then if you compare the voting from 2020 election, remember Joe Biden missed 15 million

00:36:11.440 votes?

00:36:12.080 Yeah, he got 81 million.

00:36:13.420 Or he got 15 million more than Kamala did?

00:36:15.000 And it's not quite 15 million. 0.98

00:36:17.320 That gap narrowed as California counted its ballots fucking 10 days after the election. 0.77

00:36:21.840 But Kamala got like 70, low 70s, right? 0.97

00:36:25.640 Yeah.

00:36:25.860 So at least 10 mil, basically.

00:36:27.940 It's very interesting.

00:36:28.920 All right.

00:36:29.180 We're going to go fast to the next one.

00:36:30.820 Can you read it?

00:36:31.860 Yeah.

00:36:32.120 I hope you all know that tomorrow starts the 20-year reign of Pluto being in Aquarius.

00:36:38.880 The impact this will have on the world will be massive and will usher in the golden 1.00

00:36:43.520 age, officially and cosmically.

00:36:45.940 Can you all guess when the last time this happened?

00:36:48.280 The American French Revolution, which is still talked about today.

00:36:52.120 So you can imagine the implications of this event tomorrow.

00:36:54.940 And this was a few days ago.

00:36:56.280 So we're already in it now.

00:36:57.940 All right. 1.00

00:36:58.220 That's schizophrenic girl shit. 1.00

00:36:59.640 We got the black schizophrenic guy. 1.00

00:37:01.220 We got you being generally schizophrenic. 0.99

00:37:03.140 And then now that's what the girls are into, right? 1.00

00:37:05.860 Aquarius?

00:37:06.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:07.040 Astronomy?

00:37:08.080 Astrology.

00:37:08.800 Astrology.

00:37:09.200 Yeah, sorry.

00:37:10.080 So let's end.

00:37:11.080 So I just wanted to get that out there in case there's some piece of truth that we can

00:37:15.180 plant the seed on.

00:37:16.000 Okay.

00:37:16.380 Let's get to our last clip of all of housekeeping.

00:37:19.600 You know how certain people, certain groups go fishing?

00:37:24.240 They like the sea.

00:37:25.200 Yeah.

00:37:25.540 They like the sea and they like the seafood.

00:37:27.740 And then there's some groups that eat the bait.

00:37:31.380 Yeah.

00:37:31.900 Oh, I know.

00:37:32.800 So this next guy's got some crabs and you think he's going to put them on a hook or maybe

00:37:39.300 put them in a bowl and marinate them and steam them.

00:37:41.760 But you'll see what he does instead.

00:37:45.100 Okay.

00:37:45.600 He's cooking something.

00:37:47.560 He's got some seasoning and some herbs and some oil.

00:37:53.020 And then he's grabbing crabs.

00:37:55.220 Okay.

00:37:55.860 Probably going to put these in a bag or in a pot or something.

00:37:58.780 And then he just runs it through.

00:38:08.700 He just runs it through and eats it.

00:38:10.440 He's eating the bait.

00:38:12.260 I don't know if he's eating the bait.

00:38:13.900 Doesn't he?

00:38:14.380 Doesn't that chomping?

00:38:15.440 Isn't that a big sound effect?

00:38:17.660 I think he's making you believe he's eating the bait.

00:38:20.900 He's off camera though.

00:38:22.280 Yeah, but on one, he bit it and showed that the thing was half eaten.

00:38:26.840 Did he?

00:38:27.340 Yeah.

00:38:28.300 He's eating the bait.

00:38:29.140 Okay.

00:38:30.000 I'm not doubting.

00:38:30.880 It's not a fake video situation.

00:38:32.860 Hey, the video's in Chinese.

00:38:34.320 He's eating the bait.

00:38:35.260 Yeah, I'm not.

00:38:35.940 You know, sometimes it's not.

00:38:37.100 It's not a big conspiracy.

00:38:39.460 Sometimes they just are slurping the bait up.

00:38:41.360 All right.

00:38:41.620 Our last piece of housekeeping before we move on to cringe of the week.

00:38:43.980 I have an idea and I want some input from you guys.

00:38:47.720 I wanted to make some subtle George Floyd Christmas merch.

00:38:52.220 Oh.

00:38:52.500 And I didn't know how to do it exactly.

00:38:54.820 My best idea so far is like a polo with an embroidered name thing that says like George

00:39:00.140 F or G Floyd.

00:39:02.560 I think G Floyd would be pretty good.

00:39:04.620 And I don't know.

00:39:05.700 If people knew your name didn't start with G, they might go, who's G Floyd?

00:39:11.620 But there's, you know, isn't Gerald Floyd a thing?

00:39:14.340 Isn't that a person from history?

00:39:16.020 Gerald Ford, the president?

00:39:17.960 Gerald Ford.

00:39:19.720 Okay.

00:39:20.140 Maybe not.

00:39:20.600 But if you guys think of a creative George Floyd Christmas merch idea that could be anything

00:39:26.980 that goes on a shirt.

00:39:28.120 Oh, yeah.

00:39:28.400 Didn't you want to hold a contest? 0.87

00:39:30.480 Yeah.

00:39:30.940 I was not holding a contest.

00:39:32.060 If you, we got George Floyd Christmas shirt.

00:39:34.760 It doesn't have to be about Christmas, but a George Floyd shirt that's subtle and funny.

00:39:38.740 If you make a design that we end up using, we'll give you $1,000.

00:39:42.400 Wow.

00:39:42.680 So it's a real contest now, but if you make something, I'll probably send you a shirt, but not everyone's

00:39:47.840 going to win.

00:39:48.400 Yeah.

00:39:48.900 Everyone can't win the George Floyd.

00:39:50.080 Imagine you win the Undertak $100,000, and then you win the George Floyd $1,000, and you

00:39:54.320 get $101.

00:39:55.260 $101, baby.

00:39:56.900 And you pay it in taxes, and they go, oh, we're going to give this rhinoceros a parachute. 0.96

00:40:01.880 See how he goes down.

00:40:03.900 All right.

00:40:04.220 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:40:05.160 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

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00:41:47.880 Cringe of the Week.

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00:41:55.600 Let's get into Cringe of the Week.

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00:41:57.940 All right.

00:41:58.520 First things first, the story of the day, Jaguar.

00:42:02.100 You know, the James Bond car from back in the day.

00:42:05.880 Yeah.

00:42:06.240 Whiskey.

00:42:06.760 Neat.

00:42:07.240 Give me a shake.

00:42:07.980 Get not stirred.

00:42:08.880 And then you have the hottest chick ever gets in the passenger seat. 1.00

00:42:11.680 And it's got that historic green color.

00:42:14.880 British racing green.

00:42:15.900 And you're ripping around a canyon.

00:42:17.740 And you're going 100 and something kilometers.

00:42:21.980 English countryside.

00:42:23.140 You're ripping it up.

00:42:24.140 And well, yeah.

00:42:25.000 Jaguar tapped back into that.

00:42:27.000 Almost.

00:42:28.280 Here's their new ad they just put out a couple days ago.

00:42:30.480 Let's go.

00:43:00.780 I'm going to say what we're all thinking.

00:43:02.340 Go ahead.

00:43:03.100 Times like these make me happy.

00:43:04.700 The World War II vets are dead. 0.99

00:43:06.840 Yeah.

00:43:07.600 Easy company.

00:43:08.540 God forbid.

00:43:09.440 Easy company saw this.

00:43:10.820 James Bond car originally.

00:43:13.660 And now they do an ad where they don't even show a car.

00:43:17.320 But they basically say, hey, Jaguar sponsored a twink dance party.

00:43:21.400 Yeah.

00:43:21.640 We're run by the avant-garde androgynous twinks.

00:43:24.940 And if you don't like it, you probably are going to hate the car.

00:43:28.300 Right.

00:43:28.700 Yeah.

00:43:29.000 And this is actually worse than Bud Light, in my opinion, because at least Dylan Mulvaney

00:43:32.340 is cute.

00:43:33.100 Yeah.

00:43:35.460 All right.

00:43:36.100 And then also, like this whole thing, right?

00:43:39.480 Just these weird people, these skinny model culture.

00:43:42.680 It's such a weird thing to lead with for a car company.

00:43:46.100 It's like these people are never involved in it.

00:43:48.400 What do you do in a car?

00:43:49.780 You go on dates.

00:43:50.800 You go places.

00:43:51.660 You take your family places.

00:43:53.060 You look cool.

00:43:53.700 You're in a Jaguar.

00:43:54.680 You look better than everyone else.

00:43:56.020 Exactly. 0.89

00:43:56.560 And you don't wear gay colors and care about your appearance and your calories. 0.87

00:44:00.400 And you're not an Asian guy who weighs 108 pounds. 0.96

00:44:03.400 Yeah.

00:44:03.620 I shave my eyebrows and I'm wearing a jumpsuit.

00:44:06.080 And you can't even tell if I'm a guy or a girl.

00:44:09.020 Jaguar.

00:44:09.780 And so this was obviously horribly responded to by the internet.

00:44:13.980 This guy's wearing like a tutu. 0.99

00:44:15.560 This guy's got the gay leg pom-poms. 1.00

00:44:18.180 And, you know, nobody's really explicitly gay or trans in this. 0.98

00:44:22.400 They got the Andy Warhol type. 0.93

00:44:24.600 But you know it's gay. 0.99

00:44:26.980 You know what I mean? 0.97

00:44:27.940 There's a different vibe to it where you're like, all right, this is the gay art school kids.

00:44:32.740 And they had carte blanche on whatever they wanted to do. 1.00

00:44:36.680 And they chose the stupid colors. 1.00

00:44:39.860 And that's for a car, I guess, that you don't even show. 1.00

00:44:43.460 And then someone on Twitter replied to it and said, what the actual hell is this?

00:44:48.540 And then Jaguar replied to them and said, the future.

00:44:51.300 So caught you. 0.99

00:44:53.480 Fire whatever lesbian tweeted that. 1.00

00:44:55.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:44:55.920 And so this, just some facts around this.

00:44:59.460 It's like obviously a rebrand.

00:45:01.560 And US sales are down 80% since 2017.

00:45:05.900 The automaker only moved 8,000 vehicles last year.

00:45:09.200 So something had to change, right?

00:45:12.220 Yeah.

00:45:12.600 And then the marketing department, the advertising company, and everybody else above the marketing department all signed off on androgynous twinks trotting around a futuristic hellscape.

00:45:26.280 And their demo is like 40 to 80-year-old men.

00:45:29.800 They want to catch you at the midlife crisis.

00:45:31.940 They want to go, come on.

00:45:33.240 You've earned it.

00:45:34.340 Treat yourself.

00:45:35.640 It's historic.

00:45:37.080 You know, it's a timepiece.

00:45:38.480 Get a Jaguar.

00:45:39.260 And I think obviously this campaign was made before the election and they thought Trump was going to lose.

00:45:45.920 They probably decided this like in the summer.

00:45:47.920 And they're like, oh, yeah, we'll do our winter campaign with all the twinks. 1.00

00:45:50.540 We'll get them into a dance party and get them kissing or whatever. 1.00

00:45:53.080 And then Trump wins. 1.00

00:45:55.200 And now you have this stupid ad that no one's really looking for. 1.00

00:45:58.120 Here's the other thing too. 1.00

00:46:00.140 The Dylan Mulvaney thing.

00:46:02.540 Dylan Mulvaney, Bud Light, got massacred.

00:46:04.880 And they're doing Shane Gillis commercials now where it's like comedy and whatever.

00:46:08.740 They're trying to dig back.

00:46:09.880 I'm not drinking Bud Light.

00:46:10.680 I'm still not drinking Bud Light.

00:46:12.000 Shane Gillis, go ahead.

00:46:13.260 Enjoy the 10 mil or whatever you got.

00:46:15.660 Spend it in good health, brother.

00:46:17.560 But at this point, Target got smoked.

00:46:23.300 Robbie Starbuck is going around.

00:46:25.040 John Deere and Tractor Supply Co.

00:46:28.020 All these companies scalping him.

00:46:29.900 He takes an executive's head and he saws like it's not – we're not talking about metaphorical scalps.

00:46:34.280 He's sawing their heads off the tops. 1.00

00:46:37.600 And if you haven't learned a lesson by now that like nobody's receptive to this stupid shit, then you're never going to learn it. 1.00

00:46:46.400 And this is actually the CEO's fault. 1.00

00:46:48.840 This all rolls up.

00:46:50.000 If the CEO isn't constantly being the last person who sees the marketing stuff and signing off before it kind of gets greenlit, the commercial.

00:46:58.400 Okay, so here's the concept. 0.99

00:46:59.380 All these fucking twinks. 1.00

00:47:00.980 Show me the headshots. 1.00

00:47:01.840 And he's going, Asian model, darkest Nigerian you've ever seen, skinny twink. 1.00

00:47:06.200 No eyebrows twink.

00:47:07.340 Yeah.

00:47:08.160 And he's not objecting or something.

00:47:10.740 The CEO should get fired.

00:47:12.040 This is like horrible marketing 101 and there's kind of no excuse.

00:47:17.260 Every business, every person who's paying attention to anything marketing-wise should have learned this lesson by now that like a bad marketing campaign can absolutely blow you out.

00:47:27.380 And turn off half of your potential buyers, right?

00:47:31.020 Yeah.

00:47:31.820 Jaguar would rather top a twink than stop and think what's actually good for their business.

00:47:37.540 And we actually have a clip from the head of strategy.

00:47:42.300 New head of brand strategy.

00:47:43.860 He's wearing a mesh shirt under a blazer. 1.00

00:47:46.000 Which is Rob shit. 0.97

00:47:46.900 And at Jaguar, we're passionate about our people and we're committed to fostering a diverse, inclusive, and unified culture that is representative not only of the people who use our products, but in a society in which we all live. 0.98

00:48:02.940 A culture where... 0.74

00:48:03.880 We don't have to actually listen to it.

00:48:05.040 He's just a twink.

00:48:06.140 It's all twink, preamble, jargon, buzzwords.

00:48:09.680 He did it.

00:48:10.220 He did it.

00:48:10.560 Caught you.

00:48:11.680 And then here, I found a thing on Twitter.

00:48:13.700 Someone replied, here's what the ad they should have ran.

00:48:16.460 Absolutely hot girl, tiny dress. 0.94

00:48:19.040 Huge cans.

00:48:19.880 Huge cans, nice car.

00:48:21.080 Jaguar.

00:48:21.820 Pretty simple, guys. 0.99

00:48:22.820 It's actually hard to fuck up and you somehow managed to do it, right? 0.99

00:48:25.780 Yeah. 0.99

00:48:26.140 Well, let's move on to our next clip.

00:48:28.280 This is the next step, though. 0.98

00:48:29.620 It's not explicitly gay, but sneaky gay. 0.95

00:48:32.260 Where you're looking at it and you're going, what's this? 0.99

00:48:34.340 Kind of like a boomer brain.

00:48:35.540 You're like, what's that?

00:48:36.260 What's you wearing?

00:48:37.260 What you got on?

00:48:38.040 Like how your dad would react to something.

00:48:39.580 Which is actually a perfect transition for our next clip.

00:48:42.740 This person was working at a place and then a boomer kind of questioned them on their overall, however they're presenting themselves.

00:48:50.340 And here's what happened.

00:48:51.300 My God, guys, I'm so sick of coming on the internet and crying.

00:48:54.720 But guess what just happened to me?

00:48:56.400 Like, you will never guess.

00:48:58.140 Second table of the night, guys. 0.97

00:49:01.260 I, like, nasty old man. 0.95

00:49:04.600 He leans in. 0.97

00:49:05.020 He's like, what's your name again, young man?

00:49:08.440 Phil, like, what can I do for you?

00:49:10.620 Why do you look like a girl? 1.00

00:49:12.060 Why are you wearing earrings and prancing around with...

00:49:15.360 Oh, my God.

00:49:16.820 Like, I could not even let him...

00:49:18.560 What a disgusting thing to say, sir. 0.99

00:49:20.140 Like, what a disgusting... 0.99

00:49:21.060 Well, why do you look like a girl? 0.99

00:49:22.640 Like, I had to put my hands up and say, please stop.

00:49:24.720 Like, I have to go back in.

00:49:25.920 I have to finish working.

00:49:27.260 I have to finish my tables.

00:49:28.500 Like, yes, yes.

00:49:30.320 I love it here.

00:49:31.400 Like, I didn't even do anything.

00:49:33.780 Like, I just came to work. 1.00

00:49:36.160 Like, yes, I have to wear a stupid fucking wig. 1.00

00:49:39.180 Sorry I dyed my hair. 1.00

00:49:40.480 Like, this makes this seem like an actual joke.

00:49:42.540 But this is, like, real.

00:49:43.700 Like, okay.

00:49:45.220 So, the person's look is pretty deliberate.

00:49:47.920 Yeah.

00:49:48.780 Glasses, earrings.

00:49:50.220 The wig, the earrings, the glasses.

00:49:52.060 Like, you made a lot of choices that took, like, confidence.

00:49:54.860 Nose ring.

00:49:55.620 But then a boomer goes, hey, what's going on with this outfit, little boy?

00:49:58.760 And you go, oh! 1.00

00:49:59.560 And you completely lose your shit. 1.00

00:50:01.400 I'm going to start crying to my TikTok audience because one boomer whose opinion you... 1.00

00:50:06.200 Like, if you're dressing like this, you are kind of sending a message that you already disregarded all boomers' opinions, right? 0.62

00:50:12.440 Yeah.

00:50:12.740 You don't care.

00:50:13.440 You're a confident young whatever.

00:50:16.660 And then it's, like, it's all about, like, self-expression.

00:50:19.260 But it's not actually self-expression because self-expression would be, like, unwavering to the response of your presentation.

00:50:26.060 You'd be like, you're wrong.

00:50:27.080 I'm right.

00:50:27.540 I know what I'm up to.

00:50:28.400 You don't know anything.

00:50:29.340 What do you want for lunch?

00:50:30.260 Yeah.

00:50:30.520 Not even going to spit in it.

00:50:31.680 I'm a normal guy.

00:50:32.560 Yeah.

00:50:33.500 But instead...

00:50:34.580 I'm certainly not going to cry in my car later filming it.

00:50:37.600 But this person needs, like, submission.

00:50:39.680 They need to wear something that's so outrageous, but they need everyone who sees it to go, yep, that's good.

00:50:46.020 That's okay.

00:50:46.980 That's normal.

00:50:47.980 And if they don't get that, now you're crying in your car to your TikTok audience.

00:50:51.640 Yeah.

00:50:52.020 Yeah.

00:50:52.320 It's like the guy who comes in and wears the shirt and keeps, like, his money clip in his pocket and wears a Vietnam veteran hat.

00:50:59.460 Like, he needs him to accept that.

00:51:01.100 It's like, bro, you're never going to get that.

00:51:02.660 You know that, right?

00:51:03.200 Yeah, exactly.

00:51:03.700 Clearly, the person crying is gender confused.

00:51:06.420 And then the boomer who saw you was confused about your gender as well.

00:51:10.240 Yeah, you guys actually have that in common.

00:51:12.080 What's the big issue?

00:51:13.040 No one can figure out the gender part.

00:51:14.900 Yeah.

00:51:15.300 And then also just a reminder to you guys, if you're business owners especially, never hire one of these people.

00:51:21.040 Because once you do, you can't rely on them in the workplace.

00:51:24.380 And then they'll hire more.

00:51:25.760 And then you'll have your business turn into a non-binary enclave, which we've seen happen. 1.00

00:51:31.100 And then they talk about unionizing and stuff like that.

00:51:34.960 And they turn on you.

00:51:35.960 And then eventually they'll turn on you.

00:51:38.000 And it'll become like this thing where they all walk out one day. 1.00

00:51:41.880 And what the fuck? 1.00

00:51:43.440 A bunch of non-binary twinks got you hostage. 1.00

00:51:45.740 And that chain migrated into your coffee shop. 0.96

00:51:47.920 That's what happened at Starbucks.

00:51:49.200 Yeah.

00:51:49.640 It happens all the time.

00:51:51.020 And then that person is Trams, I guess.

00:51:54.040 Yeah, I don't even know what he was.

00:51:55.420 I don't even know if it's a he or she.

00:51:56.780 He's going by Phil.

00:51:57.720 He said he's Phil.

00:51:58.900 I know it's a he. 0.98

00:51:59.800 Okay.

00:52:00.620 Phil.

00:52:01.940 And we do a good job here on the show of showing the other side of obviously what the left is up to.

00:52:07.120 We have a tweet here from someone who just gave birth.

00:52:09.700 Can you read the full thing?

00:52:11.340 Yeah.

00:52:11.560 She's bottle feeding the newborn.

00:52:14.600 And she's crying.

00:52:15.560 And she goes,

00:52:16.200 If only I could somehow go back in time to 2018 and show myself these photos.

00:52:21.100 Those are not happy tears.

00:52:22.820 This was her very first feeding, 40 minutes old.

00:52:25.900 I know breastfeeding does not work for every woman, 1.00

00:52:28.420 but the hopelessness of my situation is hitting me hard this time.

00:52:31.980 And somebody says,

00:52:32.620 Why weren't you able to breastfeed? 1.00

00:52:33.840 What was the cause?

00:52:35.300 And this woman said, 0.99

00:52:36.220 I went insane and had my breasts cut off. 0.98

00:52:39.080 And somebody said, 0.80

00:52:39.820 Preemptive for breast cancer?

00:52:41.340 And she goes,

00:52:41.940 Worse. 0.52

00:52:42.980 Transgenderism. 0.67

00:52:43.760 There you go.

00:52:45.200 That's dark,

00:52:45.940 but I guess I'm glad she pulled out,

00:52:47.420 right?

00:52:47.760 Yeah.

00:52:48.060 There's worse things than bottle feeding a baby if you still were able to give birth. 0.99

00:52:51.460 Good for you.

00:52:52.260 That was close.

00:52:53.080 This is uplifting gold cringe,

00:52:54.720 but you should,

00:52:55.300 yeah.

00:52:56.080 You almost lost it.

00:52:57.500 And you know what?

00:52:58.760 It's funny because situations like this,

00:53:01.220 the detransitioners and stuff, 1.00

00:53:03.120 you know there's a dad or an uncle.

00:53:05.460 You know how we're all going to be this Thanksgiving if you go home,

00:53:08.260 oh yeah,

00:53:09.140 the liberal aunt,

00:53:10.340 you kind of go laughing at her across the way because Trump just blew her out.

00:53:15.420 There's always one of those in these people's lives too.

00:53:18.260 Who's like,

00:53:18.520 no,

00:53:18.820 you shouldn't do it.

00:53:19.580 You shouldn't transition. 1.00

00:53:20.440 What is this?

00:53:21.020 Nothing permanent.

00:53:22.180 And then for,

00:53:23.360 for that to,

00:53:24.440 for her to be posting about this and coming back,

00:53:26.400 it's like,

00:53:27.040 yeah,

00:53:27.320 my opinion didn't matter then,

00:53:28.940 huh?

00:53:29.560 I wish you really told me to stop.

00:53:32.400 Yeah.

00:53:33.300 Next we have Nancy Mace. 0.99

00:53:35.000 There's a new person in Congress who's trams.

00:53:37.600 Yeah.

00:53:37.780 A man,

00:53:38.360 a man dressing up like a woman named Sarah says,

00:53:40.800 oh,

00:53:40.940 I'm Sarah.

00:53:41.460 I'm from Delaware.

00:53:42.220 And then Nancy Mace is saying men in men's bathrooms,

00:53:45.660 women in women's bathrooms. 1.00

00:53:46.640 And she's making a big deal before Congress opens back up. 1.00

00:53:49.940 And then she was approached by a journalist.

00:53:52.140 And here's the exchange.

00:53:53.940 Here she goes.

00:53:54.520 Here's Congresswoman Mace. 1.00

00:53:55.880 Congresswoman Mace,

00:53:56.940 can I ask you a question as you walk here?

00:53:58.320 So the question is with your piece of legislation about banning women from using.

00:54:04.740 100% yes.

00:54:05.640 My question to you is.

00:54:06.600 It doesn't go far enough.

00:54:07.680 I'll be filing more bills.

00:54:08.620 You have said that it was created in response to Congresswoman-elect McBride.

00:54:12.340 100%.

00:54:13.140 And it.

00:54:13.920 But should legislation be created targeted at one specific person?

00:54:16.820 It doesn't mention anyone in the legislation.

00:54:19.040 But you've said it was aimed at her.

00:54:21.080 No, I have said it's a result of this.

00:54:23.060 I'm not going to allow biological men into women's private spaces. 1.00

00:54:26.460 I will stand in the brink and stand in the way of anyone on the radical left who thinks 0.99

00:54:30.300 that it's okay for a penis to be in a women's locker room or a bathroom or a changing room. 1.00

00:54:35.100 Hell no. 1.00

00:54:36.200 I am not going to stand for it.

00:54:38.000 And the speaker said.

00:54:38.620 She does a good job, but this whole interaction is kind of a microcosm of the issues that 0.96

00:54:43.360 we're facing right now, where if this reporter wasn't a pussy who is elevating the opinions 1.00

00:54:49.320 of a minority of the people on his huge platform, MSNBC, which isn't that big, and pretending 0.96

00:54:56.240 that this is like how a majority of people feel, we could actually make progress.

00:55:00.360 Like we could go execute on a plan and make good changes. 0.96

00:55:03.580 But the whole time, we're kind of stuck explaining ourselves to pussies at the starting gate. 1.00

00:55:09.700 You know, you can't really get much done when you try to do something. 0.96

00:55:13.440 And before it even happens, you have to go explain yourself to the mainstream news.

00:55:16.860 So it's kind of a microcosm of what we're going through as a country in general, where

00:55:20.180 you have the news pretending that, oh, majority of the country opposes this because it's so

00:55:25.560 hateful, but it's actually not.

00:55:27.200 And most people who are common sense oriented would go, yeah, that makes sense.

00:55:30.920 Let's apply it to everything.

00:55:31.940 But then the news defends the minority position as if it's a majority position.

00:55:36.820 Yeah.

00:55:37.000 So you spend your time not only trying to oppose, but then you have to argue for why you're

00:55:41.600 opposing it.

00:55:42.300 Constantly explaining ourselves to people who don't have America's best interests and don't

00:55:46.360 want to see people succeed.

00:55:47.740 Yeah.

00:55:47.960 And that's what Trump had to do the first term.

00:55:50.360 And I'm thinking this term, I'm hoping he does it less and says, all right, we're deporting

00:55:55.200 everyone.

00:55:55.660 And the media is going to say, oh, he's Hitler.

00:55:57.720 He's deporting people.

00:55:58.980 This is Mussolini.

00:55:59.960 And he'll go, okay, everyone's still getting deported.

00:56:02.980 We're sending the buses.

00:56:04.000 We're not going to stop because you're saying some thing that doesn't make sense.

00:56:08.000 Yeah.

00:56:08.240 And it's good social media.

00:56:09.640 It's good, like funny videos when Trump is just like roasting Jim Acosta or something.

00:56:14.040 But he's like trying to talk to the American people, right?

00:56:18.360 Specifically when you're doing like a press briefing and whatever, you're trying to talk

00:56:22.960 to the American people.

00:56:23.780 And then you have some little CNN guy who's like, Mr. President, Mr. President, what about

00:56:28.540 this thing?

00:56:29.560 That's like totally irrelevant to the broader goals of the administration.

00:56:32.940 I totally agree. 0.99

00:56:33.880 I hope he spends less time answering and fighting pussy, retarded reporters who can't be kind 1.00

00:56:40.760 of – they'll never be – it's not like you go, oh, I get it now. 1.00

00:56:44.240 Yeah.

00:56:44.520 You'll never be convinced they're like an arm of something that's just meant to resist.

00:56:48.740 They're just trying to stop you out of the gates, trip you up.

00:56:51.640 For sure.

00:56:51.900 Next, I don't know what this is from, but it's just a funny word because people now

00:56:56.380 can't say boys and girls or men and women anymore because there's so many layers to

00:57:01.120 it now.

00:57:01.900 And then this person's way he describes a woman I thought was very funny.

00:57:06.600 People who are not vaginally presenting – forgive me for using those terms, but cannot

00:57:14.180 use the spot.

00:57:15.840 Vaginally presenting.

00:57:18.100 That's where we're at.

00:57:19.260 That's where we're at.

00:57:20.160 That's how far we've come.

00:57:21.340 Women is gone. 1.00

00:57:22.860 It's gone.

00:57:23.880 We gave it away.

00:57:24.940 Somebody took it, right?

00:57:26.400 All right.

00:57:26.740 We're moving on now to Urban Decay.

00:57:30.100 All right.

00:57:30.500 Our first story of Urban Decay.

00:57:32.360 A woman was wrongfully arrested after getting off of a cruise.

00:57:36.940 It's for endangering a child.

00:57:39.280 I think you'll have the wrong person.

00:57:41.340 Endangering a child.

00:57:42.340 Well, that's why we verify.

00:57:44.020 Except something went seriously wrong in the verification process.

00:57:48.220 BSO deputies arrested Jennifer Heath Box as she disembarked from a cruise in 2022, even

00:57:54.980 though the warrant for child endangerment was for a woman named Jennifer Del Carmen

00:57:59.840 Heath.

00:58:00.360 You've had no incidences at all whatsoever in the past couple of years?

00:58:05.260 Never.

00:58:05.320 I promise you.

00:58:06.440 I'm not even, I'm sure you hear this a lot.

00:58:08.220 And Jennifer Box spent three nights in jail. 0.98

00:58:11.040 Just felt hopeless.

00:58:12.500 You know, I just didn't know what was going to happen.

00:58:14.060 The two women have different middle names, different last names, different addresses, 1.00

00:58:20.000 different driver's license numbers, different social security numbers.

00:58:23.040 This Jennifer is five inches taller. 1.00

00:58:25.220 She's 23 years older than the Jennifer wanted in the warrant. 1.00

00:58:28.540 And most importantly, she didn't have minor children to endanger.

00:58:31.760 But Broward County ignored all of this evidence and arrested Jennifer anyway.

00:58:35.920 I mean, I have nothing but anger and frustration.

00:58:38.840 You feel completely broken when you're arrested, you know, because you're humiliated, you're degraded.

00:58:42.320 So it's just, it breaks you.

00:58:44.120 BSO rampant. 0.96

00:58:44.660 She should have just resisted arrest and said, I didn't do nothing.

00:58:46.980 I didn't do nothing.

00:58:47.760 I didn't do nothing.

00:58:48.600 He yelled that a few times. 0.99

00:58:49.840 She should have sucker punched an old woman walking her dog on the street. 1.00

00:58:52.720 Yeah, they would have let her go right away for that. 0.98

00:58:54.800 No bond, right?

00:58:56.840 And the funny thing is the lawyer is going through the list of things and she's like,

00:59:00.820 same wrong middle name, wrong last name, blah, blah, blah.

00:59:04.020 Lists everything.

00:59:04.700 He goes, and she's even five inches taller.

00:59:06.960 I'm like, yeah.

00:59:07.940 They're not even checking the middle and last name lady.

00:59:10.540 I don't think the cops, the incompetent cops are going to get to the five inch difference,

00:59:14.920 right?

00:59:15.300 Yeah, exactly.

00:59:16.460 So we obviously show these things for a reason in Urban Decay. 0.97

00:59:20.900 It's not just funny, dumb, dumb clips make you go, ha ha. 0.79

00:59:24.040 But what's the broader lesson here? 1.00

00:59:25.600 Even cops, the criminals are bad out there.

00:59:29.100 And then sometimes the cops are bad too.

00:59:31.240 This is Broward County.

00:59:32.180 So it's in Port of Miami probably for the cruise ship, right?

00:59:35.960 Yeah.

00:59:36.280 Cops botch it too sometimes.

00:59:37.640 And what do you do?

00:59:39.940 What do you say?

00:59:40.620 Really, really, really?

00:59:41.700 It's wrong.

00:59:42.180 I need a lawyer now.

00:59:43.240 Lawyer now.

00:59:44.480 Lawyer now.

00:59:45.360 Spending three days in jail for that.

00:59:46.960 I mean, this lady's going to get written a check. 1.00

00:59:48.920 That's what you do.

00:59:49.700 You sue and you let them do whatever and they wrongfully arrest you and you make your case.

00:59:54.160 They don't listen.

00:59:55.020 And then you sue and you get a big payout.

00:59:57.300 But yeah, so I mean, the increase in crime and the incompetence of cops kind of gets circular where you can be touched by it even if you didn't, you're not involved in anything.

01:00:07.960 You just happen to be on a cruise.

01:00:09.820 Yep.

01:00:10.240 Let's go quickly through our next stuff.

01:00:11.920 We're going to go a little faster through Urban today because we're short on time.

01:00:14.600 We had a guy with prior arrests, tons of prior arrests, who stabbed people, killed three people in broad daylight in New York.

01:00:23.480 Can you read the rap sheet?

01:00:24.800 Yeah.

01:00:25.100 The guy was charged with killing three in random stabbings across Manhattan.

01:00:29.280 Ramon Rivera, 51, attacked the victims in an unprovoked spree that began in Manhattan's Chelsea neighborhood and ended near the United Nations, the police said.

01:00:39.460 If only Hulk Hogan was in charge of the U.N., he would have stopped it, brother. 0.84

01:00:44.060 But this guy, you know, it's just a nutbag, violent criminal, and he's going all over the island stabbing people.

01:00:50.620 And he had eight prior arrests in New York, seven prior felony charges in New York, released exactly one month ago, rearrested that day, then released, just killed three people in broad daylight. 0.61

01:01:02.940 So that's the type of guy, New York, that's what they're up to.

01:01:06.520 But Daniel Penny, though, Daniel Penny has got to worry about if he's going to get arrested or, you know, was it self-defense or whatever.

01:01:13.960 He has to worry about his trial.

01:01:15.520 Yeah.

01:01:15.720 Did you see they released the Daniel Penny interrogation video?

01:01:19.280 Yeah.

01:01:19.720 That got released.

01:01:20.660 So, again, cops arresting that woman off the cruise line, Daniel Penny going, oh, yeah, what's up, officer?

01:01:25.580 Oh, you were a Marine, too?

01:01:26.840 They talk back and forth.

01:01:28.780 It's not really the time to be trusting cops.

01:01:30.940 A, you never talk to cops without a lawyer, pretty much, in a professional setting, unless you're friends with a cop.

01:01:38.120 And I don't know.

01:01:39.600 Yeah.

01:01:39.900 This situation, though, multiple releases, released and arrested in the same day.

01:01:45.540 Yeah.

01:01:45.700 We can't just keep this guy locked up, this, like, street rat-looking homeless guy.

01:01:49.420 Yeah.

01:01:49.740 There should be a new rule.

01:01:51.120 Oh, you have three felonies?

01:01:52.300 You can't be arrested and released in the same day, period.

01:01:55.380 You know?

01:01:55.780 You kind of shouldn't even be out.

01:01:57.060 Yeah, let's go to our next clip, these urban youths in Japan on the subway.

01:02:09.340 All right, we get it.

01:02:16.180 They're dancing.

01:02:16.940 They're loud.

01:02:17.700 They're obnoxious.

01:02:19.100 And then Japan has these signs up in their subway with this picture, and it says,

01:02:23.820 no circus performance here.

01:02:25.980 And that covers a lot of behavior.

01:02:28.080 And that's a breakdancing, clearly a breakdancing video or picture.

01:02:31.520 And they're able to be fair with the people in their ads, you know, in America, where it's like an old lady's the one who's loud on the subway, and they put that picture up.

01:02:39.260 Yeah, the small Asian woman's playing on the loudspeaker, and the Arab guy's offended.

01:02:43.000 Yeah.

01:02:43.680 This, they got pretty accurate, who's doing the circus performances on the subway.

01:02:48.940 All right, let's go to our next two clips, where we have interviews with gang members.

01:02:53.340 The first is American gang members, I believe, in Atlanta. 0.59

01:02:57.880 All right, my name is Matt Hefner, and I'm here with the young niggas of Atlanta. 1.00

01:03:01.720 All right, first thing, what's y'all favorite color? 0.95

01:03:04.420 Red, nigga. 1.00

01:03:07.400 Nigga, red, nigga. 1.00

01:03:09.360 Why y'all favorite color red? 0.98

01:03:11.060 All I see is red on black.

01:03:13.260 All the things I see. 1.00

01:03:15.200 All right, shit, all right. 1.00

01:03:16.620 All right, what's y'all niggas' favorite hobbies and shit? 1.00

01:03:19.180 Killing, spinning. 0.99

01:03:20.080 I just like playing at that store. 0.97

01:03:24.560 All right, respect. 0.98

01:03:25.860 All right, so what's y'all favorite TV show and shit like that, bro? 0.98

01:03:29.040 Y'all niggas got any good TV? 1.00

01:03:31.620 Shit, I like Scarface. 1.00

01:03:33.000 That's a movie. 1.00

01:03:36.020 Channel 2 News.

01:03:39.240 All right, y'all boys.

01:03:40.540 All right.

01:03:44.260 So this is who our taxpayer dollars are supporting as well.

01:03:47.420 And then they're going out to an event.

01:03:49.160 They're part of the community, it looks like.

01:03:51.480 They ski masks on.

01:03:52.900 They ski masks on at a public place.

01:03:55.020 It seemed like the second guy was kind of more into doing bits.

01:03:57.840 He likes basketball in Channel 2 News.

01:04:00.360 I'm okay with that.

01:04:01.580 Take the ski mask off, young man.

01:04:03.180 Welcome.

01:04:03.980 Yeah.

01:04:04.480 Welcome to the party.

01:04:05.260 The other guy killing in Tony Montana and spinning the block,

01:04:08.220 and his favorite color is red.

01:04:09.480 But this is, you know, they're comfortable.

01:04:13.960 They don't care.

01:04:14.540 The social media aspect of it, it's like, whatever.

01:04:17.380 Yeah.

01:04:18.360 He's telling the camera he's a gang member, right?

01:04:21.000 The crip or blood or whatever the red is.

01:04:23.980 And then these types do violence, and that's why you can't go to the park.

01:04:29.180 That's why you can't ride the subway safely.

01:04:31.040 Your kids can't walk home from school.

01:04:32.720 That's why you get arrested coming home from the cruise.

01:04:35.220 Yeah.

01:04:35.560 And then we actually found some gun problem stats here.

01:04:39.700 Firearm homicide rate for 100,000 people.

01:04:43.740 Yeah.

01:04:44.180 And if you look, it compares countries, too.

01:04:46.820 U.S. Black, that's the one on the left.

01:04:48.940 Then U.S. Hispanic, then Finland, then Austria, then France,

01:04:52.320 and Canada, then Czech Republic, then U.S. White.

01:04:54.460 So when David Hogg tells you we have a gun problem in America,

01:04:58.080 and then he also doesn't mention urban problems and guns in urban situations.

01:05:06.380 Never.

01:05:06.580 I've never seen David Hogg mention they're putting switches on their Glocks. 0.68

01:05:10.680 Or the disproportionate, you know, use of firearms by black people. 0.85

01:05:15.280 Yeah. 0.97

01:05:15.440 He doesn't really mention that, but there's a gun problem.

01:05:18.600 And what does that mean?

01:05:19.240 He wants to take white people's guns away. 0.80

01:05:21.460 And if you look at the graph, white people's guns are not the problem. 0.94

01:05:25.220 Yeah.

01:05:25.560 And, you know, David Hogg, like, David, if you're really against gun violence,

01:05:29.700 you should be focusing on a couple square blocks in Chicago.

01:05:33.240 You should be focusing on a couple streets in Baltimore.

01:05:36.920 You know?

01:05:37.400 Like, it's very – it's actually already triangulated and segregated for you.

01:05:41.880 Yeah.

01:05:42.380 But he's not interested in that type of gun violence, right?

01:05:45.320 Exactly.

01:05:46.420 And then we actually have a story here about an Illinois state rep who's calling for an investigation

01:05:52.200 into Chicago traffic light cameras because they are apparently racist.

01:05:56.320 Yeah.

01:05:56.600 This is LaShawn Ford, and he's obviously a black man,

01:06:00.240 and he wants investigation to determine why south side red light cameras issue 2.5x more tickets

01:06:06.960 than north side cameras.

01:06:08.560 And, you know, if I had to guess, if I was, like, putting on my thinking cap,

01:06:12.740 I'd say there's probably 2.5x more infractions down there.

01:06:16.840 I don't think the camera is thinking.

01:06:19.120 I don't think the camera that only takes a picture if you're through the middle of the lane at the red,

01:06:25.780 I don't think it's picturing who's – is that a black guy? 0.54

01:06:28.820 Get him! 0.97

01:06:29.560 That's not in the logic.

01:06:30.900 That's not in the coding of the camera, LaShawn.

01:06:33.320 It seems to be only taking photos if you're breaking the law,

01:06:38.660 and it's not really asking questions beyond that.

01:06:40.820 But then you get to extrapolating, and it sounds like there's 2.5x more lawbreakers

01:06:46.860 on the south side than the north side.

01:06:48.540 And it's funny to me because we just showed the chart where we don't have the gun problem,

01:06:52.140 and it's like the U.S. black population, which has an insanely high off-the-chart homicide rate

01:06:58.320 per 100,000, right?

01:06:59.860 And then this is 2.5x.

01:07:04.400 This is a 2.5x, but the politician has to go, is this because of racism?

01:07:09.000 But you have this 20x or at least 10x over here, 1.7 U.S. white to 19.8 U.S. black. 0.84

01:07:16.800 You got a 10x right there, and you're going, nothing to see.

01:07:20.200 No, let's not worry about it.

01:07:21.840 Cameras is racist. 1.00

01:07:22.820 That's because of socioeconomic shit. 1.00

01:07:24.700 But the camera, the actual mathematical code-based machine, that's because of racism. 1.00

01:07:32.040 Exactly.

01:07:32.540 Well, let's not get too down or too depressed.

01:07:34.400 Let's move on to uplifting gold.

01:07:36.360 We're not going to do any of these migrants? 1.00

01:07:37.800 We're going to do the migrants in Bonusland. 1.00

01:07:40.320 We have a great migrant section in Bonusland.

01:07:42.240 Okay.

01:07:42.580 I want to just bring up a point for the regular episodes, people who aren't getting to Bonusland.

01:07:46.900 And every time I see a migrant video, we're going to show there's gang videos.

01:07:51.480 They're doing like this, and it's a migrant outside of the Roosevelt Hotel, blah, blah, blah. 0.92

01:07:56.080 And then the Venezuelan guy who assaulted someone, he's getting arrested and getting perp-walked.

01:08:01.080 There's a different feeling in the air when you see those videos and you go, I know he's going back.

01:08:05.880 Tom Homan's on that guy.

01:08:07.540 Yeah.

01:08:07.900 We're going to send him in.

01:08:09.020 He's going to get bounced.

01:08:10.540 And especially the criminals, they're going first.

01:08:13.140 So there's a different air, you know?

01:08:14.940 It's less of like, oh, they got him.

01:08:16.920 They're just going to release him.

01:08:18.020 He's going to do it again.

01:08:18.860 Now it's like they got him, and we have new people in charge.

01:08:21.680 It's less doomsday.

01:08:22.880 It's more, ah, we found one who's really going back right now.

01:08:27.220 All right.

01:08:27.900 Our first story from Uplifting Gold is kind of about going back.

01:08:32.680 It says Haitian migrants are fleeing Springfield, Ohio in droves over mass deportation fears.

01:08:39.520 Unfortunately, they're fleeing Springfield, Ohio and going to places like Chicago and New York

01:08:44.480 and different, less rounded up parts of the country.

01:08:47.500 They're going to sanctuary cities.

01:08:49.120 But they will go back.

01:08:50.260 They're going back, boys.

01:08:51.700 It's a multi-step process.

01:08:53.180 All right.

01:08:54.240 Next is a guy who tries to hit a ball into the Atlantic Ocean.

01:09:05.360 He missed it.

01:09:08.800 That's pretty good.

01:09:10.120 Everyone can relate to being not good at golf.

01:09:14.500 Next is a European guy in the U.S., and he's loving it.

01:09:19.180 I've been driving five minutes now, and I can't wipe this smile off my face.

01:09:22.800 I'm driving a Ram truck in America.

01:09:25.260 Like, look how sick this is.

01:09:27.000 Country music on the radio.

01:09:31.000 I'm going to who it is in a Ram truck in America, boys.

01:09:36.960 Yee-haw.

01:09:38.380 Praise for freedom.

01:09:40.480 Love it.

01:09:41.280 He's getting the American experience.

01:09:42.840 There you go.

01:09:43.860 That's uplifting.

01:09:44.900 He's going to Hooters in a Ram truck.

01:09:46.700 That's Americana.

01:09:47.700 Certain things that you can only do here.

01:09:49.760 Exactly.

01:09:50.320 All right.

01:09:50.560 Next is the guy who hits a pinata successfully.

01:09:55.740 You've learned.

01:09:56.800 You're learning what to do now.

01:09:58.620 You said a guy who tries to hit the golf ball in the Atlantic Ocean earlier.

01:10:02.320 He's hitting it.

01:10:02.960 He looks like he's doing okay.

01:10:05.840 Oh, hit right in the face.

01:10:07.680 Pinata is not really worth it. 0.90

01:10:09.180 You can just give people candy.

01:10:10.940 Yeah.

01:10:11.520 You know?

01:10:12.480 It's easy to go bad, especially when the person's blindfolded and swinging a bat.

01:10:16.160 I've seen a lot of old ladies get hit. 1.00

01:10:18.060 They can't get out of the way.

01:10:19.160 Yeah.

01:10:19.300 All right.

01:10:19.880 Next is a kid gives a doll to her baby sister, and the doll is very spooky.

01:10:26.480 Can you get this for my baby toilet, please?

01:10:29.300 Of course.

01:10:29.980 I think she likes it.

01:10:37.440 He likes her.

01:10:39.120 Oh.

01:10:40.400 Good catch.

01:10:43.780 So the baby likes it.

01:10:46.020 We talked about that a few weeks ago, where babies are only scared of stuff if the mom 0.55

01:10:50.540 makes them scared of it.

01:10:52.100 Yeah, that's why.

01:10:52.920 Or like the parents react.

01:10:54.220 If you don't, that baby is just happy to receive a gift.

01:10:56.900 Yeah.

01:10:57.100 You don't listen to Coco Melon about bugs.

01:10:59.040 All of a sudden, nobody cares, right?

01:11:00.700 Exactly.

01:11:01.600 All right.

01:11:01.760 Our last clip before shout outs.

01:11:03.440 This is a UK singer singing about what's going on in the UK. 0.98

01:11:08.820 The UK's fucked up and there's no one coming over to save me. 0.99

01:11:17.080 Elon Musk is trying to beat me. 1.00

01:11:19.240 He is strong.

01:11:20.200 It's crazy.

01:11:23.260 All that we want is our borders closed.

01:11:26.860 But all that we've got is your borders closed.

01:11:31.140 If I speak my mind, then I am for right. 0.98

01:11:35.160 I guess I better pop my eyes cause I'm fucking up over to Poland. 1.00

01:11:40.780 Where the streets are safe. 0.98

01:11:42.940 And you're not here to lock me up in jail.

01:11:46.920 Over a comment I put on Facebook.

01:11:50.340 I guess I kind of like the way you push me away.

01:11:55.520 I'll try and see.

01:11:56.800 I don't touch.

01:11:57.420 It's pretty good.

01:11:58.200 Yeah.

01:11:58.740 I like that.

01:12:00.080 Yeah.

01:12:00.460 It's sad, man.

01:12:01.740 It's very sad.

01:12:02.660 What's going on there?

01:12:03.260 And then he probably will get in trouble for that.

01:12:05.140 Who knows?

01:12:06.020 Those are the people like, you know, colonizers, whatever the left wants to call them.

01:12:10.620 That's the island, a small island of people who conquered the entire world, tamed the entire world.

01:12:16.200 And then they just gave it all away.

01:12:17.620 Hey, you got a license for that TV, mate?

01:12:19.820 No, I don't see what you posted on Facebook.

01:12:22.400 It's a crazy downfall.

01:12:24.460 People are going to jail for Facebook posts where they post like, I'm tired of all of our tax dollars going to the migrants. 1.00

01:12:30.560 It's not even like, I'm going to beat someone up or we're going to do an attack.

01:12:34.400 If I see a migrant on the street today. 1.00

01:12:36.060 Yeah.

01:12:36.580 It's like, this is getting bad, guys.

01:12:38.020 It's like, I'm seeing too many Palestinian flags. 1.00

01:12:40.220 And it's like, all right, the police are coming.

01:12:42.880 It's like a woman and a guy. 0.95

01:12:45.400 And, you know, it's just, it's bad.

01:12:47.160 Okay.

01:12:47.540 We're in our shout out section.

01:12:48.960 Remember in the Jaguar commercial, everyone was androgynous. 0.95

01:12:53.100 Yeah.

01:12:53.300 And then remember we shouted out that guy, Rob, a few maybe months or years ago at this point.

01:12:58.300 And he was drogynous, Rob.

01:13:00.100 He was very drogynous.

01:13:01.540 It was very sure that he was a man.

01:13:03.160 I don't remember this.

01:13:04.120 Well, it was in a, we shouted him out.

01:13:05.920 Well, it's drogynous is Rob's birthday.

01:13:08.360 Okay.

01:13:09.000 And he had a Fleckus theme party.

01:13:10.820 His daughter threw him a Fleckus theme party.

01:13:13.060 That's crazy.

01:13:13.920 So they have a Fleckus cake.

01:13:15.260 Keep going.

01:13:15.920 This guy might love the show.

01:13:17.660 We got a Helen Keller denier shirt.

01:13:21.900 That's good.

01:13:22.320 We still deny Helen Keller, by the way.

01:13:24.200 And then look at this last piece.

01:13:26.160 Oh, my God.

01:13:27.620 You did not.

01:13:29.120 Are you serious?

01:13:31.160 My favorite.

01:13:34.200 That's pretty good.

01:13:35.520 That's amazing.

01:13:36.200 The whole Fleckus party.

01:13:37.620 This guy must watch the episodes twice, three times.

01:13:40.240 What are you doing, Dad? 0.99

01:13:41.660 Fucking what? 1.00

01:13:42.120 What do you think? 1.00

01:13:42.740 I'm watching the podcast.

01:13:43.580 He's got it going.

01:13:44.580 He's just, he's always got Fleckus going.

01:13:46.240 So happy birthday, Rob.

01:13:47.260 We love you.

01:13:48.720 And thank you to Abby, your daughter, for setting that up.

01:13:51.460 Very cool.

01:13:52.300 We love you.

01:13:52.900 Happy birthday.

01:13:53.500 Yeah.

01:13:53.620 That's a different level.

01:13:54.740 I've never seen that level before.

01:13:56.640 Yeah.

01:13:57.020 We love you, dog.

01:13:57.820 Rob.

01:13:57.980 All right.

01:13:58.600 Next clip.

01:13:59.600 What do we have?

01:14:00.400 Is that a shout out?

01:14:01.440 Yeah.

01:14:02.640 Fleckus talks to the podcast, the great best new podcast of all time.

01:14:08.680 And then you might think, oh, this is illegal or this is bad.

01:14:12.560 He replied to the tweet.

01:14:14.160 Can you read what he said?

01:14:14.900 He said, this was part of a planned fire drill.

01:14:17.160 It was my responsibility to conduct the drill.

01:14:19.340 The station was tested as part of the drill.

01:14:21.520 No laws were broken.

01:14:22.460 And there's no urban decay here.

01:14:24.240 Just pure Americana.

01:14:25.440 He takes responsibility for his facility.

01:14:28.760 Yeah.

01:14:29.240 And that's very cool.

01:14:30.120 And he shouted us out.

01:14:30.960 That's like a high production value, high stake shout out.

01:14:33.400 You know what?

01:14:34.160 That's very high production value.

01:14:35.420 And you know what this led me to think about is how many Americans out there never get the

01:14:41.040 chance to pull a fire alarm.

01:14:42.960 Yeah.

01:14:43.880 There's a lot. 0.99

01:14:44.860 And you know how like there's stupid gimmicks, like millennial type, like, oh, this is a cat 0.99

01:14:49.600 cafe or, oh, you go here. 0.99

01:14:51.880 And then you break stuff.

01:14:53.600 A fire alarm pulling station is pretty low cost.

01:14:56.220 And I'd like to get, I'd like to feel an authentic pull.

01:14:59.960 I've done it.

01:15:01.160 Oh, yeah?

01:15:01.800 You pulled the fire alarm?

01:15:03.220 Yeah. 0.99

01:15:03.860 So I haven't, because I'm an upstanding citizen, not a scumbag. 0.99

01:15:06.680 Rat! 0.98

01:15:07.300 Yeah, I've done it once.

01:15:08.240 I can't say how or when, but it was bad.

01:15:10.680 Yeah. 0.98

01:15:11.040 So you're a rat and you cost somebody thousands of dollars in fire response time. 0.99

01:15:18.320 But I haven't. 0.99

01:15:19.480 And so I want to pull one.

01:15:21.140 I'm looking for an opportunity.

01:15:22.860 And then we have a baby shout out here.

01:15:26.160 Or what's that next?

01:15:27.520 That video first?

01:15:28.100 It's a rock kick. 1.00

01:15:30.840 None of this hippie shit in Texas. 1.00

01:15:35.040 Fleckus Talks the podcast. 1.00

01:15:37.540 Best new podcast of all time.

01:15:39.720 And they stacked the rocks that had broken off the curb.

01:15:43.640 They're not even in nature.

01:15:44.920 Somebody stacked that up.

01:15:46.060 Good to kick it over.

01:15:47.160 All right.

01:15:47.420 And then we have a baby born here.

01:15:49.420 My wife and I are bonus landers and welcomed our son, Theo.

01:15:52.240 Never miss an episode.

01:15:53.580 My wife's celebrity crush is Rap Boy. 0.57

01:15:56.740 Thank you.

01:15:57.440 Sam and Maddie.

01:15:58.160 If we could get a shout out.

01:15:59.200 And they're watching on two devices.

01:16:01.820 Yep.

01:16:02.380 Just don't show the baby the devices.

01:16:03.880 They'll get addicted.

01:16:04.720 Yeah.

01:16:04.940 Well, you can kind of show it us.

01:16:06.620 Yeah.

01:16:06.760 We're not.

01:16:07.360 We don't have a distract-a-tron like Coco Nullin.

01:16:09.760 And there's no tones.

01:16:11.600 We have a little distract-a-tron with the moving background.

01:16:14.020 All right.

01:16:14.360 It's never been tested.

01:16:15.300 Congrats, Theo.

01:16:16.280 Happy birthday being born.

01:16:19.080 Okay.

01:16:19.460 Happy birthday.

01:16:20.600 Not birthday.

01:16:21.440 Happy birthday.

01:16:23.100 Yeah.

01:16:23.600 We also have some happy birthdays to Tony's girlfriend, Carla, who turned older on November 21st.

01:16:30.860 Happy birthday, Carla.

01:16:31.760 Tony did not specify what birthday it is, as you can tell.

01:16:35.600 Happy birthday to Chantal on the 21st as well.

01:16:38.780 Her and her husband, Walter, love the show.

01:16:40.740 We appreciate you guys watching.

01:16:42.080 Chantal and Walter?

01:16:43.200 Yeah.

01:16:43.460 It's a nice combo.

01:16:44.720 It's a good combo.

01:16:45.660 It's good names.

01:16:46.380 Walter.

01:16:46.820 I think Walter is going to make a comeback, actually.

01:16:49.380 Not to steal from Chantal's birthday.

01:16:51.700 Walter, that's a strong name.

01:16:52.940 It is about Walter, mostly.

01:16:54.380 Yeah.

01:16:54.860 That's a good point.

01:16:55.800 Happy birthday on November 17th to Brian Wardell.

01:16:58.840 He's an OG watcher.

01:17:00.020 He watched The Man on the Spoon, The Man on the Street with the Spoon.

01:17:03.400 And he spreads the show to everybody.

01:17:05.260 He's a bonus lander as well.

01:17:07.540 And he's a merch wearer.

01:17:08.940 And then him and his wife have a date night.

01:17:11.700 Him and his wife, Jessica, have like a Friday night date night where they watch the show.

01:17:14.940 That's good.

01:17:15.520 That's very cool.

01:17:17.560 Happy birthday to Abe Cam, 35, on November 18th.

01:17:22.160 Happy birthday, Abe.

01:17:24.080 Abe.

01:17:24.940 Yeah.

01:17:25.440 Abe Cam.

01:17:25.620 That's a good name, too.

01:17:26.660 Abe, Walter.

01:17:27.740 These are good.

01:17:28.500 And then happy birthday to Allie Bratton, turning 24 on November 18th.

01:17:33.080 Happy birthday.

01:17:33.680 Who requested that one?

01:17:35.280 I heard boyfriend.

01:17:36.120 Okay.

01:17:36.520 There you go.

01:17:37.000 Very cool.

01:17:37.520 Can't leave him out.

01:17:38.560 Exactly.

01:17:39.320 What's your name?

01:17:39.900 What's the boyfriend's name?

01:17:40.640 Let's make it about him.

01:17:41.900 All right.

01:17:42.380 And then we're going to end the show with a Fleckus Talk song that someone made with AI.

01:17:47.060 Let that rip. 1.00

01:17:48.300 And we will see you guys in bonus land.

01:17:50.520 If not, have a nice weekend.

01:17:52.540 We'll see you on Tuesday.

01:17:53.620 We'll see you guys next time.

01:18:23.620 Kamala's got our secrets. 0.99

01:18:26.160 Biden's got the hat.

01:18:27.860 We're peeling back the layers.

01:18:30.080 Let's talk about that.

01:18:32.000 Very cool.

01:18:33.140 Very cool.

01:18:34.220 As the world spins around, we're here to break it down.

01:18:38.280 What's lost can be found in the urban ticket.

01:18:42.560 We're lining up the night.

01:18:45.080 Stay till the end for uplifting gold.

01:18:48.400 So bright.

01:18:49.960 Clinch of the week.

01:18:51.300 It's a sight to behold.

01:18:53.060 And I'll show cheese at a gas station story's untold.

01:18:57.980 From Asian migrants to media spin. 0.78

01:19:02.000 We're decoding the madness.

01:19:04.080 Where should we begin?

01:19:06.240 Very cool.

01:19:07.440 Very cool.

01:19:08.560 With a neon glow.

01:19:10.440 We're a wrecked, the best podcast.

01:19:12.880 Now everybody knows.

01:19:14.740 Through this urban decay, we'll make it all right.

01:19:18.780 And in the bonus land, the future's in sight.

01:19:23.060 We're a wrecked, the best podcast.

01:19:24.060 We're a wrecked, the best podcast.

01:19:28.440 Now everybody knows.

01:19:44.120 Through this urban decay, we'll make it all right.

01:19:47.740 And in the bonus land, the future's in sight.

01:19:53.140 With the retro beat and the city lights.

01:19:55.920 Flicka's talks is shining bright.

01:19:58.200 From Ellie Oaks to Kamala's earpiece.

01:20:00.500 In this packed house, keeping the noise we'll see.

01:20:03.260 So tune in and don't look back.

01:20:07.000 It's Flicka's talks.

01:20:08.600 We're on track.

01:20:10.600 Very cool.

01:20:11.780 Very cool.

01:20:12.900 Let's end with gold.

01:20:15.260 The best new podcast.

01:20:16.960 Let the story unfold.

01:20:46.960 Looks like you.

01:21:03.840 Plus, you're on track.

01:21:04.360 You're on track.

01:21:05.420 It's yours.

01:21:06.280 But we'll make it all right.

01:21:07.520 Then you'll see.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - November 22, 2024

BOOMERS MADE ME CRY

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