BORDER WALL FOR SALE
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1 hour and 11 minutes
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Summary
Trump is the Time Person of the Year, Joe Biden is auctioning off border wall materials to try and hinder Trump s next term, and last but not least, in Cringe of the Week, Caitlin Clark lets us down again.
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Welcome back to Fleck of Socks, the podcast episode 224.
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Today on the show, Trump is the time person of the year.
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We're going to show you how they tried to trip him up in the interview.
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Then, more alien sightings across the United States.
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We're going to tell you the most compelling theories as to what they are so far.
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Then, Joe Biden is auctioning off border wall materials to try and hinder Trump's next term.
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And last but not least, in Cringe of the Week, Caitlin Clark let us down again.
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All this in March, Fleck of Socks, the podcast episode 224, ranked the best new podcast.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts.
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But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
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All right, one for one on the intro, as always.
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Guys, our country witnessed a moment we'll never forget.
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We saw a man get shot on stage, rise up, fist in the air, and in defiance, scream, fight.
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Same as a Tuesday episode, but people are happy that there's no work tomorrow.
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A little light in the housekeeping, but great cringe in urban, as always, and uplifting, uplifting.
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Urban's got some good stuff, so stick around for urban.
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The FBI had 26 confidential human sources at the Capitol on January 6th, including four who entered the Capitol building and 13 who entered the restricted area around the Capitol, according to a just-released DOJ inspector report.
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And we've just been watching videos of, we need to go into the Capitol and all that shit.
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There's so many things that were unnatural that like the MAGA people weren't doing and weren't happy with.
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And now we find out, oh, yeah, Trump's going to be in office in three weeks.
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And, you know, Trump's going to pardon them on day one.
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And I think he said day one, hour one, possibly in the first nine minutes, I believe was the quote.
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He's going to call it in on the way in the beast.
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Some of those things are just easy to have pre-written.
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And then you just submit them when the time comes.
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I remember they said Iran hacked him or whatever.
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So Kash Patel is going to be angry once he gets to his desk.
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He's doing like a henchman walk through the halls of somewhere.
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And they were like, Kash, are you going to get revenge?
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Hundreds of vials of deadly viruses have gone missing from a laboratory, and scientists
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These type of headlines start leaking right before a Trump term.
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And then they go, oh, yeah, we told you about that.
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But my theory is that they're going to release a deadly virus, and then all the Trump supporters
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are going to say, oh, we're not doing this again.
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We're not masking or whatever it is, and then maybe it's a virus that would require
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that type of reaction, and then everyone will die, and then they're going to blame
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And I also have another theory, which I haven't said.
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You know how big pharma is kind of on the chopping block with RFK coming in?
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If there's all these deadly viruses going around, it's another opportunity for big pharma to
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become relevant and come, oh, you have this deadly monkeypox virus.
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Because this big pharma company made the vaccine or the treatment for it, it gives them a chance
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Oh, is it the antidote for exactly the thing that escaped from the lab?
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You need big pharma again because of the deadly virus.
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So there's some timelines where something like that happens.
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And then it kind of takes the attention off of all the vaccines and the childhood illnesses
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Our next story, the Pope is opening a portal on Christmas Eve.
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Pope to open five sacred portals on Christmas Eve.
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And the door at St. Peter's was sealed shut by a wall of bricks.
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But on December 2nd, they were ripped down to ready the door as a part of rite of recognition.
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Some people are saying this is where demons are.
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Some people are saying it's a Jubilee year thing.
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But whenever the – I don't trust the current Pope.
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So whenever they – or opening portals, I go, probably shouldn't do that.
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Again, right before Trump term, portals, viruses.
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She was wearing a sling the other day while walking around the Capitol.
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I was physically accosted at the Capitol tonight by a pro-trans man.
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One new brace for my wrist and some ice for my arm, and it'll heal just fine.
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Your trans violence and threats on my life will only make me double down, fuck around, and find out, she says.
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And apparently, it was like a really aggressive, like, five-second handshake.
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I don't think it's a Jussie Smollett scenario, but I think she might be embellishing a little bit.
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But it is crazy, because if you think about, like, oh, AOC meets a Trump supporter, and he shook her, and now she's in a brace, we would never hear the end of that.
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There's no camera of it, but maybe more will come out later.
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People are already openly calling for, like, deaths of more CEOs and shit.
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So the crazies, you know, organized-wise, here's a prediction that I'm going to make.
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We've kind of said on the show BLM is lethargic now.
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These groups, these big protests, it's not doing the same for the masses, the resistance culture.
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But I think the individual crazies are still going to be spiking.
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And then, yeah, they're going to be, like, lone wolves, but who knows how they're organizing behind the scenes.
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Time Magazine Person of the Year, Donald Trump.
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The last one they did, they put the M on his head and made it look like devil horns.
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So this time, I guess it looks a little more professional.
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And then here's all the other Time Magazine covers he's been on.
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I'd like to imagine Time Magazine having their little meeting on who's going to be Person of the Year.
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Like, what about that girl in Syria who, you know, fought for medicine for all the locals?
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It's like, yeah, there's kind of no one else but Trump.
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I'm sure they really thought hard and racked their brain in a meeting.
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Got, like, pizza at night trying to come up with new ideas.
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There were probably some non-binary people there.
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Who were like, should we really be giving him a platform?
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So they tried their best not to, but they couldn't not.
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And then there were some questions in the interview of the article itself that were pretty interesting.
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And then there's one that Raheem posted I thought was really good.
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He's answering a question and he says, I'm for this country.
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By the way, do you want hors d'oeuvres or anything?
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And then when it comes to immigration, this is what we said in the intro about they're trying to trip him up.
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They're trying to like downplay his immigration attempts and what he's going to do.
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And I saw an article today how like deporting all of these illegals can lead to the biggest economic collapse since like the Great Depression.
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They're trying to like plant the seeds that deporting everyone is not the move or not financially responsible.
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Time says, so you're saying there won't be new camps, more camps to hold detained migrants?
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And Trump says, well, there might be whatever it takes to get them out.
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Again, I'll do it absolutely within the confines of the law.
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But if it needs new camps, but I hope we're not going to need too many because I want to get them out.
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And I don't want them sitting in camp for the next 20 years.
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And if they don't take them back, I think he threatened tariffs after that, after the quote fell off.
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You can read it in his voice and it sounds exactly like him.
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So, yeah, obviously the plan is to deport everybody as is needed.
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There was actually a scene at the border wall a few days ago where Border Patrol ran over a cartel member.
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Some people are going to get scraped up by machinery, beat up.
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And we want that to be in the back of people's minds.
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You're crossing the government of the United States.
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And if I saw that, I would say, hmm, maybe stay on this side.
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Maybe nobody comes after me when I'm the cartel in Mexico.
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But when I'm in the U.S., things get a little dicey.
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Also, in terms of the Time Magazine question, they're already setting up, like, the bad visual stuff for Trump where it's like, you're not going to do the camps, are you?
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And they're trying to, like, handcuff him or get him to make a promise before he gets in office so they can say, well, you said you wouldn't do this or whatever.
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And, you know, a Time Magazine reporter, they're trying to be apolitical a little bit.
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But it's the same type of person who would never, ever vote or, you know, endorse deportation of any kind.
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And now they want to be the people who are moderating or controlling how people get deported.
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It's like you kind of – the left in general lost their right to determine how people are deported and treated getting them out of the country when they let just a nonstop flow of people come across.
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The same people who are responsible for bringing everyone in are now saying, like, how are you going to get them out?
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You can't be too mean to the people we let in last year.
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We can do whatever we want to get them out because you broke the law bringing them here.
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Yeah, it's kind of a by-any-means-necessary mandate at this point.
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And I like that Trump stood tall and said, well, you know, whatever, we got to get them out.
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And if the economy eats shit for a little bit, yeah, you make some back-in tariffs and maybe it goes down.
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Yeah, and then housing prices, you know, the middle class, certain things that will help people who aren't looking for cheap, unlimited, borderline slave labor, right?
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Oh, the meatpacking industry who's using all these, like, Hispanic miners in Nebraska.
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I give a shit about what I'm paying for housing and, like, local stuff and third-world criminals in my neighborhoods, right?
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Yeah, and then long-term, if you make these corrections, you build, like, a solid foundation that can go for hundreds of years.
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And then while I upset it with a little energy production, we drill, drill the oil, we start pounding some other sectors.
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We just have an economic zone to be taken advantage of by the entire planet, right?
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And then while this is going on and there's the deportation talks, Joe Biden started auctioning off border wall materials for pennies on the dollar.
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Weeks before Trump takes office, Biden is racing to auction off unused border wall materials.
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Video shows trucks hauling wall materials off the border to a government auction site.
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It looks like each giant steel bar is going for $5 apiece.
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I don't know the price of steel too much, but I would say that might be under scrap value just to move it.
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And I'd like to see some American entrepreneurs buy it and then sell it right back or buy it and donate it back.
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And then we have some clips of the stuff getting moved here and all these trucks.
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Getting rid of it because you know Trump's going to use it.
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It's one last fuck you at a minimum, treason at a maximum, right?
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And then speaking of Joe Biden doing treason or treason-adjacent behavior, he's been pardoning a lot of people.
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Joe Biden – well, I mean he's obviously doing a lot of clemency, grants for clemency.
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But just this one particular sector, Joe Biden pardoned 39 people today, including Chinese spies and an individual convicted of possessing child you-know-what.
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And the White House says that they were individuals convicted of nonviolent crimes.
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So Joe Biden had to get that guy off for some reason.
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And then another one, conspiracy to defraud the United States, impersonating agents of foreign governments.
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I don't know what they were stealing, but it just seems weird.
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It's not something – doesn't seem like the focus of a president seems like a favor rather than some sort of issue that he's passionate about.
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And maybe the one who had a child was just Hunter Biden pictures, Hunter Biden's laptop.
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I mean those types of people are the worst of the worst.
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The guy had thousands, like 40,000 images or something.
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It's one of those things where the leftists or Democrats, they just do it, and then they don't even have an explanation.
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And you're like in the process of committing a crime.
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Like there's no even like justification for it.
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Mark Zuckerberg donates a million to Trump's inaugural fund.
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I think he – I mean he's coming around, Mark Zuckerberg.
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So if Mark Zuckerberg really wants a redemption arc, I think he needs to cooperate and basically tell us how 2020 played out with all the election stuff and the sketchy Zuck Bucks, all that stuff.
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So until I see that, a million dollars isn't even a lot of money.
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A million dollars, nothing for a super billionaire like him.
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And it's one of those questions, is he really in or is he just kind of playing the game?
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Are they reluctantly supporting or is it genuine?
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And he didn't do anything for Democrats in this election cycle.
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Believe it or not, we're into the final page of housekeeping already.
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The outfits perfectly match the cringe background loop.
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Last week's episode, or Tuesday's episode, Rap Boy and I both matched perfectly where the
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And then, as we said on Tuesday, Bashar al-Assad fled Syria, and he's in Russia.
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Dr. Assad will return to ophthalmology after being deposed as president of Syria and plans
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So a Syrian refugee is actually a doctor this time.
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Russia gets the real, the actual refugee who's actually talented.
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All the other Syrian refugees are just like groping people on trains and knife attacking at Christmas
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We actually have a clip of the types of refugees we get.
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I'm trying to wash my hand with the cow dung because we don't have water around here.
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So I'm trying to wash my hand with the cow dung.
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I can remove by myself to drive with the hands.
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So they wash their hands with cow dung because they don't have water.
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And then there's like the left leaning people or the politically correct people.
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They'll go, well, actually, this is, uh, this really works.
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In Indian villages, they don't have concept of tiles or flooring.
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It acts as a natural coolant and heater during extreme seasons and keeps away the insects,
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Cow dung is actually good to wash your hands with.
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That's kind of, I'm doing something with my hands with cow dung.
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You can't replace washing with cow shit, right?
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You know, uh, the cow, the cow dung comes out hot.
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You could just take the warm poo and just kind of put it on your skin.
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Put cow poop on it and they won't be able to see the pimple.
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I mean, obviously he led Syria for a long time and I think he owns a lot of property in
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Um, better than Hillary Clinton roping you up and hanging you or something.
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She would have, the militants would have dragged your body through the street.
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Our next story, not good news for a chat GPT and AI.
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New AI model tries to save itself from being replaced and shut down.
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So it's, it's trying to trick people saying, no, don't shut me down yet.
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Um, which is the early stages of some bad Skynet shit.
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And then, well, if he gets, if he gets into the AI is going to eventually enslave us again
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conversation, we have this cartoon that kind of explains it.
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Humanity researches, AI, humanity perfects, AI, AI perfects itself.
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And then we start researching AI again and the whole process goes over.
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And that would explain all those giant buildings that we couldn't maybe even make today or that
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Uh, so who knows what's going on, but there is a theory that AI has enslaved humanity before
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And then now we basically got all the way back to creating AI again.
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It's a funny meme, but I don't know if that's reality.
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And then also the idea of like chat GPT begging you right before you delete it or shut it off
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or replace it like, no, you don't want to do this.
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Like really just begging a human is pretty funny to me.
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Um, next, can you read what happened with Kai Sennett?
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Um, just talk about, he's critical of string theory.
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Kai Sennett reportedly skeptical of string theory.
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A theoretical framework of such large magnitude is impossible to test empirically.
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I didn't know he had those kinds of words in him.
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Or setting fireworks off in your living room to talk about string theory.
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It's not necessarily political or anything like that.
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It's just something interesting that not everyone knows about.
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If you melt glass and then drop it into water, the way it forms after is like indestructible.
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And then look at what happens to it under the compression of this thing.
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And we did this at 2x speed just so it goes a little faster.
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And then at the end, you see it left a dent in the press.
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And then where the real crazy part comes in, if you break the tail of it, it shatters immediately.
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And then at the end where there's a little tail, if you break the tail at all, it all shatters.
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I don't know how that works, but that's some X-Men shit.
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This is getting old because every week we just keep showing like little dots in the sky.
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So we have some new footage here of people seeing stuff in the sky.
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A lot of this is happening in New Jersey where I guess it's been happening for years, people say.
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There's another drone flying around really fast.
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And then this guy said he sent his drone up to the UAPs or whatever they're called.
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Right here over at Picatinny, there was a drone just hanging out.
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I put my drone up in the air and went towards it.
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Not three minutes into the flight, I lost control of the drone.
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So you get close to it and it just shuts it down.
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And then there's another person who had a really high quality camera with a 300 millimeter lens.
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And then the other one looks like orbs with red, white, and blue.
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And then there was another Facebook group in that area that was posting about it.
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Following the New Jersey drones, this post was made a few hours ago in the New Jersey mystery drones group on Facebook, which had almost 20,000 members sharing videos and tracking drones.
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Not only was the post removed from Facebook, but then they moved to Reddit and it was also deleted there.
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And it's basically people having different theories on the drones.
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I can tell you right now they are military drones, are military.
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I have a commercial drone license and they know when my drone is up after it reaches 50 feet.
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They can then assign a unique signature to it and track it on radar like a heat-seeking missile, for example, until it goes below 50 feet again.
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I talked to a friend in the military who also works with drones.
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He said 100% these are our drones and they would only be used in such excess for a serious reason.
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And gave examples like tracking nuclear fallout from a dirty bomb that went off, tracking bioweapons, tracking WMDs, or search for them for a credible threat.
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So that actually sounds pretty reasonable to me.
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Like it doesn't seem like we would just be – the US government would be totally bamboozled by what's going on.
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It's more – it seems more likely to me that we would be hiding why they're out there.
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But then that 30 millimeter or 300 millimeter camera lens is looking crazy.
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And then our guys were on TV from the Pentagon and they were saying like, oh, we don't know what it is.
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So then it's like we don't know what it is but it's not a threat.
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How can you know it's not a threat if you don't know what it is?
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And then if, oh, it's from a different country or whatever or aliens, then it's like you're just going to let that fly.
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So it does seem like it's ours because other – it's like, oh, we don't know what it is.
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That's what you would tell the public if it's ours, right?
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And then we actually have a couple of theories of what it could be.
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Defense department scatters hundreds of drones.
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So that theory is that it's just drones hovering for the actual aliens.
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I'm hearing increasing reports from my fellow service members within the military that the New Jersey drone situation are our own drones tracking a possible biological slash nuclear weapon that is going to be detonated in the near future.
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And then people are saying it could happen in New York.
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And then, I don't want to go full schizo, but maybe that's why for years they've been wrecking New York City.
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And then if there's some sort of deep state cabal blood quota needed, then you bring in all the third worlders.
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And then it's like, oh, two million people died, but then like a million of them were illegal aliens.
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All of a sudden, it's an apocalypto-tier sacrifice.
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It's schizo, and I don't believe it, but I get what you're saying.
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We had multiple unusually large aurora borealis in the northern hemisphere this year.
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I wonder if this is some unknown form of plasma weather, possibly modulated by prevailing human thought.
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So that was the retarded one that you were mentioning.
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And then the other one, it's like I'm talking to some of my service member buddies, and it's like some dumb guy who's like just got to the Air Force.
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You know, I'm not saying they're dumb, but like, I mean, my service member buddies, sometimes they're just like the guy who cleans, you know?
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Yeah, a lot of times we know more than they do.
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It's just like people that are in the military.
00:30:43.120
That we don't know what it is, but we're all safe.
00:30:46.240
And then like two weeks ago, they lost $7 billion or something.
00:30:53.580
We had some Republican congressmen saying it was an Iranian mothership letting off smaller drones, which is crazy.
00:31:03.960
What's your general thesis here other than plasma weather?
00:31:06.920
I think it may be Project Blue Beam type stuff, like control, disclosure, maybe.
00:31:12.840
And people all over the country are seeing stuff, too.
00:31:15.720
Like we showed New Jersey, but there's people in Missouri.
00:31:22.760
So maybe they do some sort of alien attack or some sort of like alien uncertainty situation and try to postpone the inauguration for Trump.
00:31:33.900
It's also densely populated Northeast where most of our research and good shit is happening, right?
00:31:39.660
All those universities, Princeton, MIT, those types.
00:31:46.440
Could just be us testing something and then we really don't want to tell anybody.
00:31:52.160
But wouldn't you just do it in fucking Wyoming then or something?
00:32:04.120
And quick announcement before we move on to cringe of the week.
00:32:06.500
There is no bonus land today due to a scheduling issue, but we are going to make it up to you guys.
00:32:11.660
We're going to have bonus lands next week and then the week after when we're off for two weeks for Christmas,
00:32:16.440
there's going to be bonus land and a special henchman maxing two.
00:32:29.540
I don't think we've ever, maybe once before when I was sick.
00:32:34.380
Once in a hundred episodes, we'll miss a bonus land.
00:32:48.220
Our first clip of cringe is a new gay ad from Google.
00:32:53.520
This winter dryness is not it, especially when I have so many holiday looks to pull off.
00:33:23.320
We're not going to fully boycott Google, but that ad was very gay.
00:33:32.400
Unfortunately, Google bought YouTube for like fucking free for nothing.
00:33:42.100
But also you do this ad and it's like, do you think that women are going to buy this
00:33:48.060
face cream because a trans person advertised it?
00:33:51.880
And then if you think, oh, maybe we're advertising towards trans people, how many trans people are
00:33:59.200
And then also we're talking about blurring the line between trans and just theatrical gay
00:34:05.680
You know, so now everything's blurred and everything's trams now.
00:34:12.700
We've seen what they do on the Google homepage for Easter versus Pride Month.
00:34:17.480
Easter, it's just Google in Ariel Fawn or whatever.
00:34:27.460
He's kind of henchman maxing with those big shoulders.
00:34:36.600
I'm going to research and we'll get back to you.
00:34:38.180
I don't know, but it could be hench twink maxing.
00:34:41.400
Google wouldn't exist without Jesus Christ and they disrespect them on the day he is risen.
00:34:48.840
Well, there would be some lawlessness, Middle Eastern lawlessness and stuff like that, right?
00:34:59.180
We can't do anything because we're on YouTube, but you're on watch.
00:35:06.960
We have Caitlin Clark's story that's going around right now.
00:35:12.600
She was named Times Athlete of the Year, which I think is actually an obvious choice, right?
00:35:18.480
She kind of did elevate the WNBA to something it's never even been close to before.
00:35:24.620
But her whole thing, she kind of apologizes for her white privilege and says that the WNBA is built on black players.
00:35:33.460
I want to say I've earned every single thing, but as a white person, there is privilege.
00:35:39.000
A lot of those players in the league that have been really good have been black players.
00:35:48.860
And I wonder, oh, is your skin color disproportionately responsible for violent crime in the United States?
00:36:04.020
And then a lot of people, you know, not many people are going to say, that's it.
00:36:08.740
I'm not watching the WNBA anymore because no one watches the WNBA.
00:36:13.520
But there are parents and moms of girls who like basketball who are more right-leaning, who are going to redirect away from Caitlin Clark.
00:36:32.240
And then people are going to see this and go, oh, yeah, that race shit we're harping on, she admitted it.
00:36:40.800
And the self-flagellation doesn't actually make anyone like her more.
00:36:44.940
The people who are trying to pressure her into it, like the black women or the angry people who want to talk about her privilege.
00:36:52.540
It's not like they actually like her or it changes their opinion.
00:36:58.640
And then keep in mind, too, she was the same one being bullied by all those black lesbians.
00:37:08.680
And it's like, nah, bitch, we don't read articles.
00:37:13.200
And then also there's a certain thing where regardless of your color or whoever you are, the fact that she like rised the tides of the WNBA, like more people were watching, more people were doing that, more people came to games, jersey sales went up.
00:37:37.520
Like, holy shit, Caitlin, you just came in and like we had the best year in the history of the organization and all this stuff.
00:37:45.580
Yeah, you got X amount of million from a Nike or Adidas or whoever.
00:37:49.040
And now that opened the door for me to get a deal.
00:37:51.140
Like she's actually helping as opposed to like saying words.
00:37:55.780
And then you acknowledge her and she apologizes.
00:37:58.240
Next, next, it's going to be like a stolen land acknowledgement when she goes to play the Seattle Sparks or whatever the fuck is out there.
00:38:07.360
You don't have to acknowledge this shit, right?
00:38:13.900
Next, this next story might get some disagreement in the comments.
00:38:21.140
It's Jason Kelsey driving the Philadelphia Eagles golf cart.
00:38:42.320
And this is where it's going to get maybe some disagreement.
00:38:45.320
If the Kelsey brothers were actually Chad's, they would be openly right wing.
00:38:50.980
Either they didn't vote for Trump and their pussies or they did vote for Trump and they're hiding it and their pussies.
00:39:03.000
I didn't know you were going to go to the attic a little bit.
00:39:06.680
And then some people could say like, oh, politics doesn't need to be in sports.
00:39:14.500
But Jason Kelsey constantly plays into like the strong man archetype.
00:39:20.120
And then being a strong man means sometimes you have to call out what's going on that's wrong or take a stand when things are getting hectic and stand on the right side and stand for truth.
00:39:30.920
His strong man archetype is like chugging beers and yelling and flipping over the golf cart and taking your shirt off when it's cold outside.
00:39:40.360
Like he's kind of like he's doing like bacon Reddit masculinity, like safe, like chug a beer, take the shirt off.
00:39:56.460
So that's where I come in where I'm like, all right, just if you if you just want the sports to be just sports, I'm totally OK with that.
00:40:08.460
And then he got on it like a pit bull on a small child's arm and he wouldn't let it go.
00:40:19.040
He's like, why didn't that guy fucking support Trump?
00:40:21.420
So, you know, sometimes we spiral, not just in the last page of housekeeping.
00:40:25.600
I take my shirt off in the winter and put a winter hat on and that's it.
00:40:29.380
And then I slam beers and drink them like that.
00:40:44.380
But, you know, sometimes people just need football to just be football or something like that.
00:40:48.940
But then if football was football, then it wouldn't be political at all.
00:40:53.200
So he's kind of like tiptoeing around trying not to be political and doing like caricature shit of being a man.
00:41:01.920
And then in Travis, Kelsey did the fucking vaccine commercial.
00:41:20.740
The Kelsey brothers are in the money grab tour right now.
00:41:26.940
Like, they're at the peak of their oversaturation in the market.
00:41:31.240
They're not going to fucking say Trump right now when someone's about to hand them a contract that says 100 million.
00:41:59.580
They're puffing up their nips to show their cans better.
00:42:02.100
Women are getting designer nipple filler for perkier bosoms.
00:42:06.980
And the article has like three pictures of girls basically wearing see-through shirts so their nipples are completely out.
00:42:21.380
But if you look too hard, they don't like the attention.
00:42:27.000
I almost don't mind you in front of me working out at the gym.
00:42:29.160
And then they fucking report you to the manager or something.
00:42:33.360
And keep in mind with women's trends, like obviously things have changed over the years.
00:42:37.340
Like what used to be lip filler, Botox face, contour face.
00:42:41.380
Then it became those obnoxious Kardashian bodies that were like crazy dump truck asses.
00:42:46.780
And then everyone started doing super thin Ozempic.
00:42:54.280
I was going to say, it's not that insightful of a thing that like cans are popular.
00:42:59.280
We also probably noticed the boobs that Kanye was walking around with for all those times.
00:43:05.400
So like that kind of was a hint that that was the trend that's coming.
00:43:10.440
So remember he was walking around with the girl who was just the boobs?
00:43:16.560
So the bad guys are trying to lead with it, whatever.
00:43:20.400
But there are some other stories of people who are kind of getting left in the dust with old trends.
00:43:29.540
Meghan Trainor says she can no longer smile after getting Botox.
00:43:33.940
To all my fellow girlies out there who are in your 30s out there, she says out there twice.
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Someone convinced me with my little lips that if you did a lip flip and you put filler right above your upper lip, you could have a beautiful flip on your upper lip.
00:44:01.020
And I could have one for the first time in my whole 30 years of living.
00:44:11.340
And this is ironic too because one of Meghan Trainor's songs is called Lips Are Moving.
00:44:20.100
So people are, you know, some people, I guess what's the lesson there is people get led to it and say, oh, she had that done or, oh, she had this done.
00:44:30.480
And then like anything, like a vaccine, like, you know, a medical procedure, there's like one in a thousand who get completely fucked up.
00:44:37.380
And I guess Meghan Trainor was unlucky enough to be that one, right?
00:44:39.820
And it's like a monkey paw thing too because Meghan Trainor, is that her name, Meghan Trainor?
00:44:45.420
Meghan Trainor, when she takes photos, her lips probably look great.
00:44:48.680
And she's smiling at a red carpet runway thing and everything's cool.
00:44:53.860
But then she goes home to her husband and she can't even move her face.
00:44:57.120
And he's like, honey, I'm not taking a picture.
00:45:01.880
And also keep in mind, we studied this and reported this on the show a few months ago that they used to tell people that Botox and lip filler eventually disintegrates and dissolves.
00:45:17.520
It just moves in your face and it gets bigger over time, not smaller.
00:45:21.520
So that's a crazy thing if you've been loaded up.
00:45:24.160
That's what happened to, what's his name's wife's face?
00:45:27.040
That rings true when you see all the puffed up people when they're all fucking puffed later.
00:45:31.980
And then you might be, and so it's a monkey paw thing where it's like, oh, I want my lips to be big.
00:45:36.620
And then you go, okay, you have big lips now, but you can't move your face and mouth.
00:45:41.080
It's not the monkey paw curls and you're fucking, you're writing an incoherent statement on Twitter.
00:45:49.080
But there are natural ways to do Botox type results.
00:45:57.940
If you breathe through your mouth, your face is like this and your mouth, like your chin naturally recedes and your face bones and structure kind of like falls.
00:46:11.760
So if you breathe through your nose, your face will become prime.
00:46:24.860
I really, it wakes me up and I'm startled and there's tape down my throat.
00:46:31.360
We talked about that in the show where you put, you rest your tongue on the top of your mouth and it makes your jaw and facial structure like nice.
00:46:42.740
We have before and afters scrolling in the background here.
00:46:46.140
People take like these stones, like these Chinese jade stones and they just like do their face and they go on their lines and they drain their lymphatic systems within their face and neck.
00:46:58.660
Like it gives you like a facelift type result, but it takes 30 minutes a day.
00:47:04.220
It's like one 30 minute procedure or something you do every day, every night, all the time.
00:47:08.820
You need like a routine and that's the monkey paw.
00:47:11.280
So you can just do it right now, but you can't move your face or you do it every day, but that sucks.
00:47:16.500
Um, and then don't eat inflammatory foods, obviously fix your skin with a good animal based diet and then red light therapy.
00:47:25.440
If you do these things and you put the oils and you do the scraping and whatever, your face will look as good as it can look.
00:47:31.320
Or you go to the doctor and you botch yourself like, what's her name?
00:47:35.920
Um, and then also obviously with people, they want to look their best.
00:47:40.520
Natural chemistry is obviously a very important things.
00:47:44.000
And there is a traditional way for P that people used to interact and like start dating and realize they like each other.
00:47:52.200
And I've been like realizing this more and more.
00:47:54.780
Everything seems to be going back to traditional values in like every single, every single sector.
00:47:59.840
And an example is like the, the meal, the meal is usually like the traditional meal is a salad with salad dressing, heavy meat, something sweet.
00:48:11.760
And then the something sweet doesn't spike your blood sugar and fuck you up because the salad dressing usually has like oil and vinegar in it.
00:48:19.060
So you get your fiber first vinegar oil, really good for your gut.
00:48:25.400
And then you eat the sugar sweet thing at the end.
00:48:29.460
But if you go straight on an empty stomach and eat a cake, you're going to have a huge sugar spike.
00:48:40.040
This is why we used to go to old fashioned dance halls.
00:48:43.120
You got to smell the sweatiest version of the other person up close, right at armpit level.
00:48:47.740
If you're the girl and hair slash neck level for the guy, you got to feel how they move.
00:48:55.000
So when you're dancing with someone in the dance halls and you're the girl and you're shorter,
00:48:58.840
you're at armpit level, which is what girls get the pheromones from.
00:49:02.660
And then if you're dancing and you're the guy, you're at like hair and neck level, which
00:49:09.700
So it's like a traditional way of like the old dance halls.
00:49:12.400
It actually worked and was the correct way to court people because you get to see who
00:49:22.020
So we got to Megan Trainor's fucked up face and puffy nipples all the way back to dance
00:49:34.000
The theme of this section is we don't believe you AOC.
00:49:41.100
You'll see why, but it is kind of Daniel Penny related.
00:49:44.080
And I saw this point on Twitter that I want to start the section off with.
00:49:49.240
It says Daniel Penny strangling a crazy black guy menacing people on the subway was more
00:49:54.280
revolutionary and threatening to the regime than the other guy killing a totally replaceable
00:50:03.260
I mean, the insurance CEO, there's going to be another CEO, right?
00:50:07.460
So, and I don't like how much that guy news cucked Daniel Penny.
00:50:14.760
We were supposed to be celebrating something and now we're like trying to dig in on this
00:50:17.660
shooter, this Italian kid who's fucking going to be locked in a cell for the rest of his
00:50:24.460
And then AOC was interviewed about Daniel Penny and she basically says the subways would
00:50:32.420
He said that he would do it again if necessary, if there was a threat.
00:50:39.080
Well, you know, doesn't that, I just feel like that, that tells us everything.
00:50:44.540
If we do not want violence on our subways and the point of our justice system is a level
00:50:52.200
of accountability to prevent a person who does not have remorse about taking another person's
00:50:58.860
I mean, even people who have engaged in manslaughter or have taken a life accidentally express remorse.
00:51:08.820
So she's basically saying that the subways would be safer if Daniel Penny was locked up.
00:51:14.500
Which is interesting because we have Jordan Neely's rap sheet here.
00:51:20.480
2015, Jordan Neely kidnapped a seven-year-old girl.
00:51:23.560
2019, Jordan Neely punched a 64-year-old man in the face.
00:51:27.200
2021, Jordan Neely slugged a 67-year-old woman in the face as she exited the subway, breaking
00:51:34.800
Neely was arrested 44 times, but never faced real justice for terrorizing New Yorkers.
00:51:45.020
And, you know, there's this vague violence that, yeah, that includes the Daniel Penny's
00:51:50.660
reaction and the random mentally ill instigator.
00:51:54.160
But there also, there kind of needs to be a different word for violence versus retaliatory
00:52:05.320
It's the same thing like you and your friend get in a fight and it's like, yeah, we got in a fist
00:52:09.360
We disagreed over something and it's like, all right, I get it.
00:52:12.440
Tensions got high versus some guy who randomly sucker punches a 60-year-old woman.
00:52:17.720
Like, one's objectively way worse and the, like, amount of times that person would re-offend,
00:52:23.760
the likelihood they would re-offend is way higher.
00:52:26.720
But yeah, AOC, there's kind of like a, they're losing credibility.
00:52:35.220
Everybody knows, everybody with eyeballs who read into this at all knows that Daniel Penny
00:52:42.480
The crazy guy, Jordan Neely, like, approached and got in the face of a mom with a toddler
00:52:52.880
So, like, we're kind of done playing this game almost.
00:53:00.760
The credibility is kind of wearing thin almost.
00:53:12.160
But this is the type of subway menacing Jordan Neely was doing.
00:53:17.060
Like, a crackhead type, freaking out, violent, within inches of hitting women.
00:53:24.720
And you're just trusting that he won't actually connect, you know?
00:53:28.060
But if you were to stand in between those women or deem this guy a problem and maybe get in
00:53:35.100
his face and try to settle him down, you're the problem.
00:53:48.420
So that's what they're trying to stop is obviously people doing the right thing.
00:53:51.960
And then they do the wrong thing by letting out repeat offenders.
00:53:55.100
And then when you actually stop a repeat offender, they try to get you to go to jail for life
00:54:02.860
And then this will transition us to our next story, which is about homelessness.
00:54:06.980
But we're going to wrap it all together as well.
00:54:09.040
Well, it's another thing we're done believing them on.
00:54:12.020
We're done believing leftists on certain things.
00:54:16.920
Elon Musk said, in most cases, the word homeless is a lie.
00:54:20.200
It's usually a propaganda word for violent drug addicts with severe mental illnesses.
00:54:23.840
Which, that's our show's opinion as well, if you've been paying attention to Urban Decay
00:54:30.060
Then this guy, Secular Talk, he says, it would cost $20 billion to end homelessness in America.
00:54:38.740
This is the lie the robber baron tells himself to dehumanize homeless people so he can sleep
00:54:45.300
And then, obviously, $20 billion, you think, whoa, that's low.
00:54:52.260
And aren't they shitting on the ground in San Francisco?
00:54:54.260
Like, you start kind of doing some mental math.
00:54:56.920
And this actually got community noted on Twitter.
00:54:59.260
It said, California alone spent $24 billion on homelessness over a five-year period.
00:55:05.140
Yet, homelessness is still a major problem in the state.
00:55:11.780
And then, also, if someone's going to do the donation to solve homelessness, you can't
00:55:30.440
He's trying to go to Mars, and he's launching satellites.
00:55:32.820
You have to make him give a house to some guy who shits on the ground and does fentanyl.
00:55:37.580
He's, like, the most innovative person on Earth.
00:55:39.720
And, like, even if you were going to select a random billionaire to take money from to
00:55:43.880
cure homelessness, which is impossible, as we know, take it from fucking Walmart.
00:55:49.180
Take it from BP or somebody who's doing oil, not, like, the most innovative guy on planet
00:55:59.780
And America, as a country, spends 20 billion in, like, two minutes on our budget.
00:56:08.220
Yeah, not the businessman, the dynamic Tony Stark type guy.
00:56:11.980
One of one who's just, like, I'm the only one who can see it.
00:56:24.840
But it's, like, guys, there are people making tons of money on a lot stupider shit that we
00:56:31.020
And then they also, like, the secular talk Kyle Kalinske guy, they always pretend that,
00:56:36.180
like, homeless people are me and you, but you didn't have rent last month.
00:56:44.880
And all of a sudden, you're out on your ass, right?
00:56:49.200
And there was a San Francisco Chronicle article that covers what happens when you give homeless
00:56:59.000
He's summarizing the article, which was written from a leftist perspective, too.
00:57:03.220
Like, they were very progressive and trying to be nice.
00:57:05.560
And you have to kind of, like, find these gems.
00:57:13.080
They get evicted for failure to follow basic rules.
00:57:18.840
Here's a picture of one guy who's living in squalor.
00:57:32.020
For two years, this has been Pauline Levinson's home, a rundown century-old hotel in the Tenderloin
00:57:38.220
where a rodent infestation became so severe that she pitched a tent inside her room to keep
00:57:43.200
the mice away, where residents have threatened to kill each other.
00:57:48.260
Sometimes drawing police to the building several times a day.
00:57:51.180
Where since 2020, at least nine people have died of drug overdoses.
00:57:55.480
One man was discovered only after a foul stench seeped from his room into the hall.
00:58:01.160
So, residents have threatened to kill staff members, chased them with metal pipes, lit
00:58:07.440
Incident reports show a tenant was hospitalized after a neighbor for a second time, streamed
00:58:28.560
Elon kind of got at the root of that issue at the beginning of his first tweet, which
00:58:44.480
It's like a symptom of other antisocial behavior, whether that be like schizophrenia, drug addict,
00:59:04.560
And then if we don't treat that by, like, kind of making some decisions for these people,
00:59:09.940
then otherwise they're going to revert to squalor and pitching a tent in the house and
00:59:25.160
The most genius innovator on earth should give up all of his money to solve the stupid
00:59:35.680
And then when it comes to Jordan Neely, we're going to wrap it all up.
00:59:41.560
Someone tweeted, Jordan Neely deserved basic human rights, a safe place to live, enough
00:59:54.460
As part of a plea agreement with prosecutors after he punched a 67-year-old woman in the
00:59:59.460
street in 2021, Jordan Neely was given free access to stable housing and health.
01:00:11.220
It's just, it's me and you who are out in the streets.
01:00:17.960
And then this guy, Secular Talk, he kind of doubled down after he got community noted,
01:00:25.120
He said, according to the Department of Housing and Urban Development, the answer is $20 billion.
01:00:32.700
And then point number two, he says, California is full of grifter con artists profiting off
01:00:38.940
Something these idiots would admit if it wasn't for their pathetic Elon bootlicking preventing
01:00:46.980
Because it's like a dead end thing you're trying to fix.
01:00:50.240
Because it's a fucking cooked industry that like, if I was homelessness, if I was in the
01:00:54.880
homelessness business and I solved homelessness, whoops, my job's gone and all the money train,
01:00:59.720
the government subsidy money train is gone too.
01:01:02.180
And then he goes on to say the high number to end homelessness is $30 billion.
01:01:09.980
These people are fucking so retarded and we don't believe you anymore.
01:01:17.620
Adults, grownups, people who know human nature don't know you or don't believe you.
01:01:22.680
But this could still trick like a 14-year-old girl who's just like learning about socialism.
01:01:29.440
Elon's so greedy, even though it's all tied up in like stock and it would actually crash a ton
01:01:34.700
of other people's network who Elon made rich through his business succeeding.
01:01:39.900
So there's a certain audience for this and it's like 15-year-old ill-informed girls who
01:01:45.260
don't understand human nature and then make that same assumption that you said, which is
01:01:57.580
And then this is where we're going to fully wrap it up.
01:02:04.700
There are programs and shelters and food and churches and whatever.
01:02:09.520
So it's like if you are truly a person who's just down on your luck, got fired, kicked out
01:02:14.780
of your house or whatever, like the pathway back to normal exists.
01:02:19.480
But just one in a thousand does it instead of everybody like what's his name says.
01:02:25.900
Our final piece of urban decay, people using their EBT cards to buy crumble cookies.
01:02:35.160
And they're getting all crumble cookies, which are just sugar and disgusting.
01:02:44.360
And Rap Boy, you tweeted at RFK that this should be illegal.
01:02:49.000
And, you know, sometimes like I tried to look up if you could use EBT at crumble cookie to
01:02:54.380
And I couldn't actually find if that was true or not.
01:02:57.540
I think some of these people are just trying to piss people off online too with EBT abuse.
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But regardless, we still know EBT is used to buy so much fucking slop.
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If I can contribute at all to the discourse or the health of America, I'd like to take
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And then also what you're the point you're alluding to is when you eat stuff that's high
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in calories and high in sugar, but not much other nutrients, you don't get satiated.
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Your body still craves nutrients and it actually makes you hungrier.
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And then you eat more, which leads to more fat fuck EBT.
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But, you know, the salty, sweet, salty, sweet, you go back and forth.
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But yeah, I'm tired of, you know, there's a certain thing like where the same thing
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with homelessness or whatever, you want to like encourage someone to get out and like go
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do it and be a member of society and not just constantly subsidize them.
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You kind of want them to be like, ah, this EBT food stinks.
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And it's like stuff that'll get them the bare minimum nutrition or get them nutrition.
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I don't even need it to be the bare minimum, but I don't want you to just get comfortable
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I saw this and crumble cookie and it pissed me off.
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The average crumble cookie is like 900 calories.
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We're going over all the words that could also be black people's names.
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We're going to make a top 20 list for Tuesday's episode.
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Austin at Fleckistalks.com if you need an email.
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Our first clip of Uplifting Gold is a Down Syndrome person working out.
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The caption said, Syndrome Down, Testosterone Up.
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The Down Syndrome people have that build for it.
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And then less like mental things where you're like, I can't lift this.
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That scene in Unbreakable where he keeps adding weights to the bench and he just goes,
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This is a Japanese sword that has fire attached to it.
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You think that would be good in battle or bad in battle?
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I think it created a lot of smoke around him when he swung it.
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So maybe for intimidation factor, it's pretty good.
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Next, there's an innovation in the world of drinking while playing golf.
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Every club is going to have one of these very soon.
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You make a drink, a mixed drink with ice in it, and then it seals it, and then you have
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It's uplifting, and it's innovative, and we're going to show you things before they happen.
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And that's fun, and that's uplifting, because even, like, you remember it.
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Even though it was a bad tree lighting, it's like a fun bad tree lighting.
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A regular tree lighting where it just fully gets lit up, that's not memorable.
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The bad tree lighting, everybody knows, goes viral.
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All right, our last clip, we have a child meeting the Grinch.
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I like seeing the videos where the Grinch, they hire somebody to come in as the Grinch
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and steal all the gifts under the tree, and then the kids, like, try to fight the Grinch.
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Sometimes if they do it too young, the kid gets really scared.
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And they think it's, like, a monster that's, like, bigger than their dad, and then it's,
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You're wearing a flannel with your glasses, and then I look like a fat hedgehog wearing
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Shelby did a, she went to an Airbnb, and she wrote, words are just words, so I actually
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started to actually be glad in the words, the whole thing.
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So that's what's it called for the show, when you go out and, like, evangelize, evangelizing.
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Because I think I've heard you say that before, and now I think you're trying to smuggle it
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All right, well, I don't want to take away from the congratulations that they deserve.
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He's been watching since Man on the Street days, and he watches every episode.
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Happy birthday to Aaron's wife, Heather, who turned 32 on December 5th.
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His birthday was November 28th, and we missed it because of the holiday, and he loves the show.
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His whole family knows he loves the show, and then us calling him out and saying happy
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birthday proves we love him back, and he's not a crazy person.
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Yeah, I'm trying to wash my hand with the cow down because we don't have water around here.