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00:01:24.700 Welcome back to Fluggist Talks, a podcast episode 287.

00:01:28.960 Today on the show, Catholic churches are under attack, but who's getting all the federal protection money?

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00:04:45.180 Hey, we have a good show today.

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00:05:07.980 Yeah.

00:05:08.340 All right, let's get right into it.

00:05:10.340 We have a little bit of a deep state update.

00:05:12.460 Something from Steve Bannon first.

00:05:14.280 Yeah, Bannon says it's an open secret that CIA director John Ratcliffe is controlled by Mossad.

00:05:19.920 Bannon made the comment on Getter regarding an NBC article detailing Tulsi Gabbard's struggle with Ratcliffe after Gabbard removed security clearance of CUA officers.

00:05:30.620 Very interesting.

00:05:31.440 And that makes sense to me.

00:05:32.700 I trust Steve Bannon's assessment right there.

00:05:35.100 Yeah, thank you, Steve Bannon.

00:05:36.640 And speaking of-

00:05:37.340 Not good.

00:05:37.640 He was just appointed in 2025, John Ratcliffe.

00:05:39.820 Yeah.

00:05:39.960 So it's like we did it to ourselves.

00:05:41.600 Trump did it.

00:05:42.660 Yeah.

00:05:43.240 But they're everywhere.

00:05:44.200 They're embedded.

00:05:44.980 Yeah.

00:05:45.200 Can't escape it.

00:05:46.720 Speaking of deep state stuff, we have a Peter Thiel tidbit of information I thought was interesting.

00:05:52.940 I want to have your mind blown.

00:05:54.220 Peter Thiel is an anagram for the reptile.

00:05:57.240 Something to think about.

00:05:59.120 It's in plain sight.

00:06:00.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:01.360 Sure, sure.

00:06:02.300 Have fun.

00:06:03.020 Yeah.

00:06:03.540 And, you know, we have our own anagrams here.

00:06:06.360 The best one for me is class fact seek.

00:06:09.900 Ooh.

00:06:10.560 Which is, you know, I'm a classy guy and I'm seeking the facts.

00:06:14.320 I noticed you didn't put F-A-T together.

00:06:17.020 No, I didn't.

00:06:17.800 F-A-T would be fitting more. 0.98

00:06:19.460 No, no.

00:06:20.320 You avoided that.

00:06:20.700 I avoided F-A-T. 0.97

00:06:21.740 And then you have some sketchier ones.

00:06:23.620 Okay.

00:06:24.060 Richard Rapboy?

00:06:24.900 Richard Rapboy, Drab City Horror.

00:06:27.860 Okay.

00:06:28.660 Or Hardy Crab Riot.

00:06:30.620 Both not very pleasant.

00:06:31.960 Okay.

00:06:32.700 All right.

00:06:33.020 Thank you.

00:06:33.540 Thank you for telling me.

00:06:34.320 But neither are deep statey.

00:06:35.920 Neither are the reptile.

00:06:36.980 Yeah.

00:06:37.300 That's a bad one.

00:06:38.180 The reptile.

00:06:38.680 I will give you that.

00:06:39.480 That's a bad one.

00:06:40.180 I don't read into it that much, but it is a bad one.

00:06:42.420 Yeah.

00:06:42.660 It's not good.

00:06:43.560 It might not be real, but it's definitely not good.

00:06:46.120 Okay.

00:06:46.640 Next, speaking of the reptile, there is some sort of future crime predicting program they're

00:06:52.920 trying to put around and make us use.

00:06:55.980 Trace, as you know, correct, 100%.

00:06:58.200 And she's 100% correct.

00:06:59.940 I am now about to launch Gideon, America's first ever AI threat detection platform built

00:07:06.840 specifically for law enforcement.

00:07:08.580 It scrapes the internet 24-7 using an Israeli-grade ontology to pull specific threat language and 0.90

00:07:16.120 then routes it to local law enforcement.

00:07:18.360 It's a 24-7 detective.

00:07:20.300 It never sleeps.

00:07:21.340 And it's going to get us in front of these attacks.

00:07:24.480 Would it?

00:07:25.620 All right.

00:07:26.300 Israeli-grade, Gideon, biblical-type name.

00:07:29.280 Minority report. 1.00

00:07:30.360 Minority report type shit. 1.00

00:07:31.800 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:32.040 Hopefully it doesn't get turned on us, but I can't see it not.

00:07:37.480 Yeah.

00:07:37.860 I don't know, man.

00:07:39.940 That's, I mean, there's definitely some times where you're like, ah, this mass shooter posted

00:07:44.860 that?

00:07:45.480 And that was 12 hours before?

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00:08:37.820 Hashtag make a play.

00:08:40.260 You know, there are a lot of signs these days, right before they do a mass shooting.

00:08:44.740 They can't help themselves.

00:08:45.820 The Festo, they got to get the Festo up before they do it.

00:08:49.380 That's true.

00:08:49.800 There is a little time.

00:08:50.720 It's not exactly Minority Report.

00:08:52.780 The slope is just a little slick.

00:08:54.520 Yeah.

00:08:54.800 Oh, yeah.

00:08:55.320 It's not that slippery.

00:08:57.580 We're not slipping.

00:08:58.700 Yeah.

00:08:58.820 Just a little slick on this slope.

00:09:00.640 Definitely.

00:09:01.200 All right.

00:09:01.420 Let's get to our next story.

00:09:02.720 This happened over the weekend.

00:09:04.040 The CDC satanic guy resigned.

00:09:06.420 Yeah.

00:09:06.980 I think there were multiple resignations from the CDC, and it was kind of a wave of these

00:09:11.780 leftists.

00:09:12.340 But one of the most important one was this guy, Dimitri, who we called him what?

00:09:18.220 The CDC twink or whatever. 0.99

00:09:19.780 He came out with that pentagram leather daddy shit. 1.00

00:09:22.360 He was all gay. 1.00

00:09:23.280 He talked about monkey pox a lot, and he was a Biden and a men holdover. 0.98

00:09:28.440 And basically, it kind of is a red flag to me, glaring red flag.

00:09:33.440 I kind of assumed a lot of these guys were scraped by our own Republican sniffer, the new

00:09:39.500 administration sniffer.

00:09:40.900 But he was embedded for like a whole half year of Trump's term at this point.

00:09:45.160 He goes, you know what?

00:09:45.840 I quit.

00:09:46.440 Yeah.

00:09:46.740 I up and quit, guys.

00:09:48.060 You're still here.

00:09:48.940 That's what I'm saying. 1.00

00:09:49.920 Ta-ta, retard. 1.00

00:09:51.060 Yes. 1.00

00:09:51.660 Ta-ta, there, retard. 1.00

00:09:53.340 During the COVID years, it seemed as if the CDC was being run by sadistic Satanists. 0.99

00:09:57.660 It turns out that the CDC was actually being run by sadistic Satanists.

00:10:02.800 And we covered this guy a lot.

00:10:04.200 He was always doing the pentagram stuff, real twink leather daddy stuff.

00:10:08.100 And here's some stuff he posts to his Instagram.

00:10:10.200 Yeah.

00:10:10.840 Him and his little leather suit.

00:10:12.360 And this is the guy who told you to maxinate your kids.

00:10:14.960 Yeah.

00:10:15.240 Him with the, look at the bulge. 1.00

00:10:17.240 He loves that shit. 1.00

00:10:18.980 They love it. 1.00

00:10:19.580 Yeah.

00:10:19.760 What do you think about it?

00:10:20.760 Well, people probably think we're making fun of him because we're jealous because he's

00:10:23.580 got like a great body.

00:10:25.340 But I don't even care.

00:10:26.700 I'm being journalistic.

00:10:29.060 I'm being normal.

00:10:30.320 Yeah.

00:10:30.660 So he's gone and a number of other CDC people resigned.

00:10:33.820 I don't know.

00:10:34.480 I guess it's good.

00:10:35.820 But who else is out there right now?

00:10:38.040 I'm wondering.

00:10:38.920 Is nobody on this?

00:10:40.660 I know we got some good hitters in the Trump administration.

00:10:42.640 Is nobody on this? 1.00

00:10:44.080 This should have been like day one shit. 0.99

00:10:45.860 That's what I'm saying. 1.00

00:10:46.460 So, hey, at least the trash is taking itself out.

00:10:50.780 All right. 0.99

00:10:51.040 Speaking of Satanists, Catholic churches are under attack across the country.

00:10:55.060 This is a story that wasn't really reported that widely.

00:10:58.020 But look here.

00:10:58.820 Do you read that stat?

00:10:59.780 Yeah.

00:11:00.020 I mean, this is on the heels of the Catholic school shooting that just happened from that 0.99

00:11:04.320 trans, weird, perpetually online, mentally ill person. 1.00

00:11:08.320 And this tweet says 521 attacks on Catholic churches in America since May 2020. 0.98

00:11:14.100 I didn't know it was so high.

00:11:16.020 And the map obviously has marks everywhere.

00:11:19.000 Crazy.

00:11:19.400 And there's no coverage.

00:11:20.420 And imagine if it was mosques or a synagogue.

00:11:22.820 You wouldn't hear the end of it.

00:11:24.320 Yeah.

00:11:24.800 And after all these attacks, you're probably thinking, oh, like the federal government gives

00:11:28.180 money to religious groups to protect them.

00:11:30.460 Some must be going to the Catholic churches across the country.

00:11:34.420 Not the case.

00:11:35.220 Can you read what's going on?

00:11:36.000 Yeah.

00:11:36.480 So the Homeland Security posted this tweet and said all after in the aftermath of the

00:11:40.200 shooting, it said all Americans should be able to practice their religion without fear

00:11:43.260 of terrorism or violence.

00:11:44.820 Under the leadership of Trump, Christy Noem is awarding $110 million to more than 600 faith

00:11:49.400 based organizations and other nonprofits across the U.S. to help protect houses of worship.

00:11:54.640 And the headline of this DHS article says DHS awards $94 million in grants to help protect

00:12:02.020 512 Jewish faith based organizations from targeted violence and terrorism.

00:12:06.800 So it sounds like I believe 90 percent is going to Jewish synagogues.

00:12:13.440 Yeah.

00:12:13.860 And so this is kind of a weird thing because it's a little more complicated than that.

00:12:19.040 Uh, apparently they already assigned this money after a Muslim Molotov cocktail to Solidarity 0.99

00:12:24.760 Walk in Boulder, if you guys remember that.

00:12:27.500 Um, and they just brought, the administration just brought it up again to act like they're

00:12:31.580 doing something about the current situation, but the money is in fact for basically 100%

00:12:36.660 synagogues. 0.84

00:12:37.520 Great.

00:12:38.120 So they're collecting the money.

00:12:39.880 And then you want me to read this Grok thing? 1.00

00:12:41.740 Yeah.

00:12:42.180 Somebody said, hey, Grok, which religion has historically received 80 to 90 percent of these

00:12:46.020 federal funds?

00:12:46.700 Then tell me the percentage of the American population that identifies with that or religion.

00:12:51.280 And then Grok says Jewish organizations have received 80 to 95 percent of nonprofit security

00:12:56.040 grant program funds.

00:12:57.860 And they're 2 percent of the population.

00:13:00.500 Wow.

00:13:01.040 Outperforming.

00:13:01.760 Very much so.

00:13:03.160 And it's so weird. 0.50

00:13:04.340 I mean, that's like a scumbag move by the administration saying like, oh, we're doing this, uh, 110 million, 0.75

00:13:09.340 600 faith based organizations. 0.97

00:13:10.720 And it's like, it's old, 500, uh, uh, the 600 organizations, 500 are Jewish, and then

00:13:18.100 they're getting 94 million of it.

00:13:19.720 So it seems really weird. 0.98

00:13:21.320 I don't know what's happening, but I think there needs to be proportional shit. 0.97

00:13:25.860 You know, for people who scream about equity and whatever, the kind of pot stirs, we're giving 0.98

00:13:31.180 it all to Jewish organizations.

00:13:32.460 Because some Molotov cocktail once, we just had a crazy shooting, right?

00:13:36.120 I'm sure Rabbi Schmuel is trying to work on that last 5 percent.

00:13:39.240 Yeah.

00:13:39.960 It's not enough.

00:13:40.800 It's not enough.

00:13:41.860 Yeah.

00:13:42.240 All right.

00:13:42.500 Let's get to our next story.

00:13:43.920 Uh, we've been covering the, these updates, Shiloh Hendricks.

00:13:47.300 Uh-huh.

00:13:47.680 Uh, they're trying to get her obviously in jail for saying the N-word.

00:13:50.720 And we actually have-

00:13:51.940 Disorderly conduct.

00:13:52.520 Disorderly conduct.

00:13:53.800 We have, uh, a comparison here of someone else who committed a crime, I believe the

00:13:58.680 same judge.

00:13:59.480 Can you read, uh, that headline?

00:14:01.180 Yeah.

00:14:01.400 It's basically before and after, uh, Rochester man gets 180 days in jail for raping two girls

00:14:06.660 under the age of nine.

00:14:08.180 And he is, his name is Mohamed Bakari Shea, and he's Somali.

00:14:13.200 And, uh, Shiloh Hendricks charged faces 270 days in jail for using the N-word at the Rochester

00:14:18.560 playground.

00:14:19.180 So same community, different crimes, similar sentences.

00:14:23.640 Yeah.

00:14:24.160 And I was going to say this puts the Jew in judicial system, but that could be kind of 0.98

00:14:28.280 crass.

00:14:28.920 Yeah.

00:14:29.560 Yeah.

00:14:29.920 Don't do that.

00:14:31.420 But the jokes aside, we live in an anti-white justice system. 0.92

00:14:36.080 Like if you do something horrible and your name's Mohamed, you get a second chance. 1.00

00:14:41.280 He didn't know any better.

00:14:42.380 Yeah.

00:14:42.660 But if you call Mohamed an N-word, straight to jail for you.

00:14:46.060 You knew better.

00:14:46.860 You knew better.

00:14:47.540 Straight to jail.

00:14:48.180 And we have the judge who's involved in this case.

00:14:50.860 Yeah.

00:14:51.460 Um, judge Jacob Allen.

00:14:53.280 And Olmstead County, I guess.

00:14:55.440 So bigger picture, Minnesota, we've talked about this as well.

00:14:59.020 We were saying we're shorting Minnesota and Minneapolis specifically.

00:15:02.000 Yeah.

00:15:02.220 And we've been proven right over the last couple of months for sure.

00:15:04.580 But Minnesota feels like such an extremely cursed state.

00:15:08.060 Shiloh criminally charged.

00:15:09.320 The trans shooter we just discussed, George Floyd, Tim Waltz, infinite Somalians. 0.99

00:15:14.560 Is there anything good that happens there?

00:15:17.320 You catch a pike. 1.00

00:15:18.340 Yeah.

00:15:19.120 There are about 10,000 lakes, dude.

00:15:20.880 And that's the thing.

00:15:21.760 I mean, we're talking every single thing.

00:15:23.540 We obviously speak in hyperbole.

00:15:25.360 Like, there are enclaves of beautiful lake houses, awesome people.

00:15:29.700 They're just kind of asleep at the wheel watching the Vikings game, you know?

00:15:33.480 Yeah.

00:15:33.920 And the Somalis are, they're on a one-track mind to get government benefits and chain migration. 1.00

00:15:39.220 You're going to the lake on Labor Day weekend.

00:15:41.180 And I get it.

00:15:42.220 The lake's fun.

00:15:43.200 Whole family goes tubing.

00:15:44.440 You got the new pontoon boat.

00:15:46.240 It's great.

00:15:47.420 But there is a little bit of attention that needs to be directed at how the decay is happening across the country, right?

00:15:52.680 Very true.

00:15:53.700 All right.

00:15:53.960 Our next story.

00:15:54.880 Beautiful state.

00:15:55.760 It's a beautiful state.

00:15:56.780 Mostly Scandinavian and Germanic people there for generations.

00:16:00.260 Very peaceful.

00:16:01.020 Very nice.

00:16:02.000 Assimilated.

00:16:02.560 Great.

00:16:03.200 And then we lost it.

00:16:04.160 And then we lost it.

00:16:04.880 Or we're losing it.

00:16:06.080 And then we loaded it with Somalis for some reason. 1.00

00:16:09.120 For no reason.

00:16:11.700 All right.

00:16:12.060 Our next story.

00:16:12.840 Teachers are begging for donations online.

00:16:15.760 Can you read that New York Post headline?

00:16:17.180 Yeah.

00:16:17.400 3,000 teachers beg for donations for basic classroom supplies despite New York City's record-breaking per-pupil spending.

00:16:24.820 It's because they spent all the money on trans. 0.99

00:16:27.400 Yeah.

00:16:27.700 Okay.

00:16:28.260 Ish.

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00:16:59.660 Yeah.

00:17:00.340 That's your level of a...

00:17:01.560 Well, I'm saying they spent a lot of it on trans.

00:17:04.720 Okay.

00:17:05.020 And they're probably going to use this as an excuse to raise your property taxes again.

00:17:09.280 For sure.

00:17:10.000 And here's what the teacher unions spent their money on.

00:17:13.080 Nation's two largest teachers unions funneled nearly $50 million to left-wing groups, Watchdog Report says.

00:17:20.460 The NEA spends less than 10% of its budget on representational activities.

00:17:26.300 Yeah.

00:17:26.520 So, your property taxes are going to be going up.

00:17:29.440 Because they're donating to left-wing causes in their name.

00:17:33.480 Mm-hmm.

00:17:34.340 And I found some stats.

00:17:35.480 New York City schools, $35,000 per student.

00:17:38.480 Yeah.

00:17:38.760 Baltimore schools, $750,000 per classroom of 30, which is basically a million and more dollars.

00:17:45.040 Yeah.

00:17:45.560 More spending than ever, less results than ever.

00:17:47.960 Mm-hmm.

00:17:48.360 Isn't that kind of sick?

00:17:49.640 Yeah.

00:17:49.900 And that's something we've talked about for a long time.

00:17:51.800 We're spending all this money on kids, and they can't even read at the right level.

00:17:56.120 Like, we've shown the things from Chicago, Baltimore, examples from a lot of cities,

00:18:00.400 where they're not even doing, like, zero kids reading at grade level.

00:18:04.020 Zero kids doing math at grade level.

00:18:05.580 And we need more supplies.

00:18:07.060 We need more pen and paper.

00:18:08.140 Like, they can't write.

00:18:09.520 Yeah.

00:18:09.960 You don't need pen and paper.

00:18:11.900 And we've also shown the chart of the school administrators over time,

00:18:16.900 the amount of the budget that goes to administrating all this.

00:18:19.180 Like, the students have remained relatively flat, but the administrators go up.

00:18:22.900 It's just, like, crammed with bureaucratic bloat.

00:18:25.800 And then, so you're super crammed with all this bloat and extra administrators and middlemen,

00:18:31.160 basically, managing these schools that are underperforming.

00:18:33.840 And then you're also kicking off money directly to left-wingers.

00:18:37.300 Yeah.

00:18:37.880 For what?

00:18:38.420 Pretty dark.

00:18:39.540 And the teachers have been complaining, too.

00:18:42.380 We have a clip here.

00:18:43.680 This teacher talks about how cooked the kids' brains are.

00:18:46.220 I think that you guys don't know what's going on in education right now.

00:18:50.020 That's fine.

00:18:50.660 Like, how could you know unless you were working in it?

00:18:52.680 But I think that, I think you need to know.

00:18:55.460 So here is exactly what it's like right now working in public education.

00:18:58.820 First of all, the kids have no ability to be bored whatsoever.

00:19:03.060 They live on their phones, and they're just fed a constant stream of dopamine

00:19:06.580 from the minute their eyes wake up in the morning until they go to sleep at night.

00:19:10.420 Because they're in a constant state of dopamine withdrawal at school, they behave like addicts.

00:19:16.080 They're super emotional.

00:19:17.520 Like, the smallest thing sets them off.

00:19:19.580 And when you are standing in front of them trying to teach, they're vacant.

00:19:24.700 They have no ability to tune in if your communication isn't packaged in short little clips

00:19:30.560 or if it doesn't have, like, bright flashing lights.

00:19:33.100 That's actually the way harder part for me than just the outright behaviors is just being

00:19:38.540 up at the front, talking to a group of kids who have their eyes open.

00:19:42.300 They're looking at me, but they're not there.

00:19:44.760 They're not there.

00:19:45.360 Yeah.

00:19:45.720 So maybe more money will unfry their brains.

00:19:48.820 Maybe textbooks in the form of scrolling on TikTok.

00:19:52.200 That would actually work.

00:19:53.760 We need to change our approach.

00:19:55.120 And I agree with her that I think, even myself, sometimes I worry that I'm being one-shotted

00:20:00.860 by short-form content as soon as I wake up.

00:20:03.780 Sometimes I, like, look at a reel you sent me or something, and then I'm in the scroll.

00:20:06.940 I'm like, what am I doing?

00:20:07.900 Yeah.

00:20:08.280 I haven't even brushed my teeth.

00:20:11.020 So kids are obviously more susceptible.

00:20:13.320 And isn't it funny how it rolled out and, like, TikTok basically started it, and then

00:20:18.100 Instagram, YouTube, Twitter has it now where you just scroll up.

00:20:21.840 Every single thing found the biohack method, what people are most addicted to.

00:20:26.700 That's so true.

00:20:27.900 And then another reason, obviously the reason this is happening is because parents don't

00:20:32.340 feel like parenting, and they take the easy way out, and they just give an iPad to their

00:20:36.600 kid.

00:20:37.100 And then when you give an iPad to the kid, when you take it away, they go crazy.

00:20:42.040 I think that sentence where she said it's like an addict, they're irritable, they're

00:20:45.920 angry, they want the iPad.

00:20:47.100 I've seen videos of taking the iPad away, and the kids are, like, red, screaming at the top

00:20:51.720 of their lungs, freaking out.

00:20:53.180 So then you get stuck in this iPad loop where it's like, once you open the Pandora's box,

00:20:58.300 you can't go back.

00:20:59.260 So you give the kid an iPad, and then if you take it, they freak out.

00:21:01.960 So now the kid has to have the iPad, and now you have an iPad kid.

00:21:04.840 You can't learn.

00:21:05.560 Yeah.

00:21:05.920 It's pretty dark.

00:21:06.780 Bad cycle.

00:21:07.680 Very bad cycle.

00:21:09.140 All right.

00:21:09.440 Our next clip, our next story, I saw this meme going around.

00:21:13.200 A lot of, like, the socialist, communist, leftist types were posting about, like, inequality

00:21:17.960 versus equity versus equality versus justice, and they thought they made some great point

00:21:23.440 with this cartoon, but we have a good rebuttal that tells you what's really going on.

00:21:28.020 Yeah.

00:21:28.860 Inequality is the first one, and it shows a kid catching an apple from a tree, and this 1.00

00:21:32.800 girl is stupid and off to the side not catching any apples. 1.00

00:21:36.500 Then equality is they both have a ladder, but the girl still can't get any because the tree's 1.00

00:21:42.360 a little too high on her end.

00:21:43.420 Girl just can't catch a break, and then there's equity, where now the girl has a taller ladder 1.00

00:21:48.920 than him because she's on the shorter side of the tree, and then justice.

00:21:53.040 This is the new leg.

00:21:54.340 I didn't even know about this.

00:21:55.520 Justice comes after equity, and they fix the system to offer equal access to both tools

00:22:01.880 and opportunities, and now they're getting as many apples as they want each, right?

00:22:06.200 Isn't it on your ancestors to give you the tools and whatever to go further than they went?

00:22:12.320 Definitely, partially.

00:22:13.440 If I was in that thing, and I'm standing there going like this, and the tree's curved away

00:22:17.780 from me, and then no apples come, I would just go to the other side with the other kid

00:22:21.920 where the apples are.

00:22:23.100 I might even do a deal.

00:22:24.200 Hey, get on my shoulders, and let's split these apples 50-50. 1.00

00:22:27.000 Let's work together.

00:22:27.960 Wow.

00:22:28.480 Yeah.

00:22:29.200 And the medic says- 1.00

00:22:29.740 Kid, you're stupidly waiting for an apple to fall. 1.00

00:22:31.620 It never falls. 1.00

00:22:32.440 It never falls. 1.00

00:22:33.140 You're stupid. 1.00

00:22:33.780 You're lower IQ. 1.00

00:22:34.840 The smart guy figured it out. 0.83

00:22:36.880 Yeah.

00:22:37.400 And then they think, oh, he just stood there, luckily.

00:22:40.100 My medic says-

00:22:40.620 He's white.

00:22:41.060 He's white.

00:22:42.780 My medic Sisyphus had a good reply.

00:22:44.420 He has two tweets.

00:22:45.400 Yeah.

00:22:45.580 He said, I do like how, in this analogy, wealth is a thing that randomly falls from a preexisting

00:22:50.920 structure.

00:22:51.780 What a perfect summary of libtard beliefs. 1.00

00:22:54.680 Like, there's no work.

00:22:55.640 It's just, that's how wealth comes about.

00:22:57.600 It falls from the sky.

00:22:58.940 And then this girl just, she needed the ladder. 0.98

00:23:01.160 She needed to be under the right part of the sky.

00:23:03.400 My medic Sisyphus says, to carry the analogy further, Johnny notices the apple fall on one side,

00:23:08.580 so he goes over there to catch them. 0.94

00:23:10.720 Little Sally is too dumb to realize this, so she doesn't get any. 0.80

00:23:14.540 Johnny realizes a ladder would help him, so he acquires one and places it where he can get the most. 0.98

00:23:19.960 Sally can't figure this out, even when given a ladder.

00:23:22.540 She keeps reaching where there is no fruit, so Sally needs more than Johnny because she's not very smart,

00:23:27.880 not nearly as qualified.

00:23:29.320 The libtard fix to ensure Sally gets as much as Johnny is to pour massive amounts of effort 1.00

00:23:33.300 to tilt the tree away from its natural shape and give Sally a leg up on Johnny with a bigger ladder. 1.00

00:23:39.160 Immense effort to compensate for Sally being retarded. 1.00

00:23:42.360 Turns out this is a great metaphor.

00:23:44.300 Yeah, exactly.

00:23:45.820 So they posted it thinking they got us, and they actually got themselves.

00:23:48.740 And it's, you know, the big theme here is success isn't random, you know?

00:23:54.120 The left has this view that success comes from luck, and it's like you could have been born anywhere.

00:23:58.280 Oh, you could have been born in Somalia.

00:23:59.740 Oh, you were born on Long Island?

00:24:01.320 That's so much better.

00:24:02.780 You got lucky instead of realizing that you're a product of, like, thousands of years of ancestors

00:24:07.880 that came before you that got you to where you are.

00:24:10.240 Yeah, I couldn't have been born in Somalia because that wouldn't be me. 1.00

00:24:13.880 That would be some Somali. 1.00

00:24:15.440 Yeah.

00:24:15.720 It wouldn't be me.

00:24:16.500 I wouldn't exist.

00:24:17.180 And there's that whole school of thought where everyone's like a blank slate and everyone's

00:24:21.220 the same, and I could have been a guy in India in the slums of Mumbai.

00:24:25.260 No, I couldn't have because it's exist or not.

00:24:28.280 It's not like, oh, you could be there.

00:24:30.620 That's not how it works.

00:24:32.160 Exactly.

00:24:32.720 And Patrick Bet-David made an interesting point on a recent podcast he did where he said

00:24:36.920 if you took every dollar on Earth and evenly distributed it, it would go back into the

00:24:41.860 same hands in, like, five years.

00:24:43.560 Yeah, I totally agree.

00:24:44.620 I totally agree.

00:24:45.120 Yeah, that's what's going on.

00:24:45.820 Hellcats.

00:24:46.560 Hellcats would have a pretty good run. 1.00

00:24:48.100 There would be.

00:24:49.100 Menthols and Hellcats would have a crab legs. 1.00

00:24:51.280 Crabs might go extinct.

00:24:52.340 Yeah, they definitely would.

00:24:53.980 But that's why they want to tax everything away as well.

00:24:56.720 Yeah.

00:24:56.940 Because they feel like, oh, you just got lucky because you invented the iPhone.

00:25:00.800 I would have invented the iPhone if I was born in Palo Alto.

00:25:03.940 Yeah.

00:25:04.120 All right.

00:25:06.640 Next, we have some Cracker Barrel updates.

00:25:09.420 We're going to play this at, like, 1.5 speed.

00:25:12.680 If you think what's happening in the front of house of Cracker Barrel is bad, you should

00:25:15.380 know that what's happening behind the scenes in the back is even worse.

00:25:18.000 I worked at Cracker Barrel for eight years as a cook, and it's slowly gone downhill with

00:25:22.660 a rapid acceleration in the past year.

00:25:25.000 Let's start with biscuits. 0.98

00:25:25.960 You can see here they're frozen now.

00:25:28.400 What they used to do is I used to make these pans of biscuits every day for, like, an hour

00:25:32.800 as how long they would last because we went through them.

00:25:34.900 And they would be hot and fresh straight out of the oven for the guests.

00:25:37.600 And now they freeze them for days ahead of time.

00:25:40.920 So what you could be getting is days old, and they don't, they just put them in a warmer

00:25:44.200 for about 40 minutes, and that's what you're getting.

00:25:46.300 And that's why they look like this now instead of those nice, big, thick, fluffy biscuits

00:25:49.840 with butter smeared on top.

00:25:51.100 No, you're getting frozen nothing.

00:25:52.940 And the same with dumplings.

00:25:53.980 They'll produce, like, seven, eight pans of dumplings at a time and freeze them instead

00:25:58.940 of having nice, fresh dumplings cooked for you.

00:26:02.060 It's disgusting.

00:26:03.300 Look at that.

00:26:03.860 Next, meatloaf.

00:26:05.140 It's microwaved now, too.

00:26:06.900 Originally, when I first started working there, I would make multiple for the day.

00:26:10.180 And then you would get a nice, fresh, hot piece of meatloaf.

00:26:13.480 And now they cook 8 to 12 to 15 a day and then bag them up like this for you and microwave

00:26:18.960 it.

00:26:19.380 Just a nice, microplastic piece of meat.

00:26:21.680 Not good.

00:26:22.820 Yeah.

00:26:23.280 Used to be grandma's cooking with a weird trinket shop, and now it's Goyslop USA.

00:26:28.380 Yeah, man.

00:26:29.200 Restaurants don't survive that becoming microwave frozen transition.

00:26:32.760 People notice, you know.

00:26:34.200 People definitely notice.

00:26:35.300 And then some will argue that this is capitalism and everyone's just trying to get a cheaper

00:26:39.140 price and this is how you cut corners to get there.

00:26:41.360 But I don't fully agree with that because what the people want is capitalism.

00:26:45.680 So what people want used to be the cheaper food.

00:26:49.000 What people want now is clean food at a fair price.

00:26:53.020 So other companies are taking that approach, like Steak and Shake, for example.

00:26:58.080 They put their fries in beef tallow, grade A butter, cane sugar Coke.

00:27:02.920 Yeah.

00:27:03.540 That's like where the market's going now.

00:27:05.460 So capitalism is a reaction to the market, but the market isn't always going to be people

00:27:10.400 motivated by the cheapest price, you know?

00:27:12.460 Yeah.

00:27:12.760 And then if you're – I see what you're saying when people try to point out the negative

00:27:16.880 in capitalism.

00:27:17.580 Like, see, this is capitalism.

00:27:18.980 Like, this is exploitive capitalism.

00:27:21.820 Everything gets shittier or something.

00:27:23.200 They try to just milk the most out of you.

00:27:25.360 And that's true.

00:27:26.000 But then that same capitalism is why Cracker Barrel will fail if they don't fix this.

00:27:30.220 You know what I mean?

00:27:30.880 So it is what it is.

00:27:32.320 It just takes longer.

00:27:33.160 It takes years for the transition.

00:27:36.160 And that's the same thing.

00:27:37.020 Steak and Shake will take years before it's, like, more ubiquitous almost.

00:27:40.900 They have all the locations, but they're getting that message out.

00:27:44.020 I totally agree.

00:27:44.500 I think Cracker Barrel is toast.

00:27:46.480 And the logo change brought a lot of attention to it.

00:27:49.960 Start looking under the hood.

00:27:51.100 And they go, oh, no, no, we're going back.

00:27:52.720 The logo's fine. 0.98

00:27:53.520 We're not fucking looking at our biscuits. 0.98

00:27:55.080 And then people start coming forward like they put the meatloaf in a plastic microwave 0.99

00:27:58.860 bag. 0.99

00:27:59.580 And now they're actually really fucked, I think. 1.00

00:28:02.040 Yeah. 0.99

00:28:02.120 You want to keep your head down as a business, as a corporate. 0.99

00:28:04.400 Especially if you're being a scumbag business. 0.99

00:28:07.440 You know, you want to keep your head down. 1.00

00:28:08.980 Oh, I'm slowly ruining.

00:28:10.560 You know, remember Papa John's?

00:28:12.260 I got a feeling they're slowly ruining Papa John's.

00:28:15.320 They got rid of Papa.

00:28:16.180 He said the N-word.

00:28:17.060 He was too free.

00:28:18.880 If he had said the N-word and stayed, we would have loved Papa John's more.

00:28:23.520 That would have been the pizza place. 0.86

00:28:24.960 I know.

00:28:25.380 I know.

00:28:25.620 They actually got that completely wrong.

00:28:27.220 Imagine being in that consultant business meeting.

00:28:29.520 Oh, you got to get rid of Papa John.

00:28:30.600 He said the N-word.

00:28:31.400 It's like, no.

00:28:32.720 Yeah.

00:28:33.240 Hold on.

00:28:33.820 What if we keep him?

00:28:34.880 Yeah.

00:28:35.380 This might surprise you.

00:28:37.140 But what if we keep him?

00:28:38.420 Yeah.

00:28:38.720 All right.

00:28:39.060 Let's get to our migrant section.

00:28:40.500 We got some interesting stuff.

00:28:42.200 Very informative.

00:28:43.120 It's kind of dense.

00:28:44.240 Our first clip of our migrant section, we have Gavin Newsom doubling down, saying that

00:28:49.340 ICE is going to make people nervous at the voting booths.

00:28:52.700 In LA, do you think ICE is not going to show up around voting and polling booths to chill

00:28:57.820 participation?

00:28:58.680 You know that.

00:28:59.260 The National Guard, you know that.

00:29:01.760 Everybody knows what's at stake.

00:29:03.780 So we have to put a stake in the ground and do things differently.

00:29:06.800 So he's really doubling down on that.

00:29:09.260 And he's really making the point that ICE is going to discourage people from voting.

00:29:13.900 Illegal immigrants from voting. 0.99

00:29:14.820 I think the right people being discouraged is sometimes a good thing.

00:29:17.200 And who's he talking to?

00:29:17.880 One of the fire chiefs?

00:29:18.800 New fire chiefs in LA? 0.98

00:29:19.780 Yeah, some sort of lesbian. 1.00

00:29:21.140 Some sort of maybe police chief even. 0.71

00:29:23.120 Yeah.

00:29:23.720 That's the police chief of Baltimore.

00:29:25.640 Yeah.

00:29:25.880 So Gavin Newsom, I mean, we've shown that before, Gavin talking about ICE intimidating voters.

00:29:32.020 And I don't understand how that would even work because you'd have to be illegal to be

00:29:37.040 intimidated.

00:29:37.600 And then you can't vote if you're illegal.

00:29:40.640 So it's weird that he's doubling down on a bad argument, right?

00:29:44.020 And he's had other bad arguments, too, that we've been seeing on Twitter recently.

00:29:47.580 So Newsom's obviously gearing up for some sort of run, or he wants to be the opposition,

00:29:52.380 face of the opposition during the early Trump years.

00:29:54.540 We think he's running for president.

00:29:56.860 And one of the things he keeps threatening at various Republican leaders is tweets like

00:30:04.760 this.

00:30:05.000 He said, we've been doing this work for years.

00:30:07.060 Perhaps you should take a page out of our book.

00:30:09.200 Your state's homicide rate is 380% higher than California's.

00:30:13.700 And he's talking to John Kennedy, who's a senator from Louisiana.

00:30:16.440 And John Kennedy doesn't reply how he should.

00:30:21.040 That's a problem.

00:30:21.800 But we will.

00:30:22.720 Yeah. 0.97

00:30:22.980 And the reason those homicide rates are so high is because there's where the black population 1.00

00:30:27.620 is higher. 0.97

00:30:28.420 Gavin Newsom is basically on Twitter saying, ha ha, you have more blacks than me. 0.60

00:30:32.400 Yeah.

00:30:33.020 And Republicans can't say anything because they have to take this high road.

00:30:37.240 We'll say it.

00:30:38.100 We'll say it because, I mean, that's what it is.

00:30:40.280 Here's a homicide rate correlating with the black share of population, right? 1.00

00:30:45.160 And there's Louisiana.

00:30:46.640 Homicide rate high. 0.98

00:30:48.000 30% of population is black.

00:30:49.460 And it's all blue cities that it's happening in.

00:30:53.560 So it's this really weird thing where Gavin's going like, and then like nobody shoots back.

00:30:59.020 He knows they can't shoot back because they are scared of being racist or whatever. 0.93

00:31:02.480 But he's basically saying, ha ha, your state has more blacks than mine. 0.97

00:31:06.120 Ha ha. 0.83

00:31:06.600 Like he goes like that, and it's really funny to watch.

00:31:09.560 Got him.

00:31:10.260 But he keeps getting away with it because nobody who's like a Ted Cruz type will say anything,

00:31:14.040 right?

00:31:14.340 Yeah.

00:31:14.680 Nobody who's like an elected official will say anything because it's a little bit, I

00:31:18.320 guess, political suicide, but it's reality ignorer.

00:31:22.300 Yeah.

00:31:22.600 Reality ignorer is the key takeaway.

00:31:24.800 Our next story, can you read that headline?

00:31:27.380 Yeah.

00:31:27.700 I'm surprised you put this in here.

00:31:29.040 There have been closures this week at some of the country's most popular beach destinations

00:31:33.220 because of unsafe levels of fecal contamination.

00:31:35.840 So you see this, and you can wonder, is it from farm runoff after a rainy season?

00:31:41.480 Maybe.

00:31:42.300 Is it from Indians blowing dump in the ocean? 1.00

00:31:45.460 Maybe as well.

00:31:46.560 And that's the problem.

00:31:48.320 Yeah.

00:31:49.040 Yeah.

00:31:49.580 You're definitely saying maybe, right?

00:31:52.200 Correct?

00:31:52.640 Yeah.

00:31:53.200 Because I looked at some of the locations in this article, and I didn't really see a

00:31:56.580 correlation with high Indian places.

00:31:59.040 Yeah. 0.84

00:31:59.360 But we got to give the migrants the benefit of the doubt, and their ocean shitting is unrelated. 0.97

00:32:04.620 But I don't even feel comfortable doing that. 0.95

00:32:06.640 Yeah.

00:32:07.040 All right.

00:32:07.600 All right.

00:32:07.780 So the fact that we have to even wonder where the fecal is coming from, that's the problem.

00:32:13.160 That is a problem.

00:32:13.760 And we do have a fecal story that we never talked about, but this is from India.

00:32:17.420 Can you read that?

00:32:18.440 Look at the rivers in India.

00:32:19.640 This is a 4chan post.

00:32:21.040 Look at the rivers in India.

00:32:22.060 The Ganges is unironically more dead bodies and feces than water.

00:32:26.340 They had so many dead bodies in the Ganges that they put flesh-eating turtles in it to

00:32:30.860 eat the bodies, but the turtles all died from sepsis because of all the poo.

00:32:34.880 I'm not even kidding.

00:32:35.860 Look it up.

00:32:36.500 I do not think that's real.

00:32:38.380 Do you look it up?

00:32:39.340 Yeah.

00:32:40.140 And it's not real.

00:32:41.660 It's a funny story, though.

00:32:43.360 I didn't look it up.

00:32:44.320 Flesh-eating turtles, does that ring true to you? 1.00

00:32:45.960 Is that the kind of shit you let in the podcast? 1.00

00:32:48.000 But they died from the poo. 1.00

00:32:49.240 The fact that it rings true is damning, but flesh-eating turtles should be an alarm bell

00:32:56.060 going off in your head.

00:32:56.960 That's a good point.

00:32:57.840 There's no such thing.

00:32:58.360 But I just got overwhelmed by the-

00:32:59.480 Four flesh-eating turtles.

00:33:00.000 You ever heard of that?

00:33:00.760 But the flesh-eating turtles died from sepsis from all the Indian poo in the water, and 1.00

00:33:04.360 I'm like, Indian poo in the water. 0.99

00:33:05.460 So I guess flesh-eating turtles, then he's back in to believe it.

00:33:08.500 All right, man.

00:33:08.900 All right.

00:33:09.140 We have some truck updates, a bunch more crashes.

00:33:12.540 We have a crash, an 18-wheeler crashed.

00:33:15.280 Well, this is the update.

00:33:16.400 Oh, that's the update.

00:33:17.360 Yeah.

00:33:17.580 Three victims of Florida's 18-wheeler U-turn crash, ID'd as Haitian immigrants.

00:33:23.040 So we didn't know that originally.

00:33:25.760 They were kind of hush-hush on the identities.

00:33:28.180 But there are entire tragedies, national stories that go down with no Americans involved these

00:33:33.580 days.

00:33:34.020 It's pretty crazy.

00:33:34.880 Someone made a- I think Beach Enjoyer made a comment on Twitter, and he said that we've

00:33:40.100 reached such a critical mass with all these migrants that they're colliding into each 1.00

00:33:43.900 other now.

00:33:44.440 I know.

00:33:45.100 It's pretty crazy.

00:33:45.740 And we have another truck crash that happened on I-95.

00:33:48.800 Yeah.

00:33:49.000 Did you ever find out who this was?

00:33:50.740 No.

00:33:51.240 29 injured, including three children after a multi-vehicle crash involving tractor-trailer

00:33:55.580 on I-95 at Eyes Dairy Road, north of Miami in Dade, Florida.

00:34:00.120 Driver not yet identified.

00:34:01.500 So we'll keep an eye out.

00:34:03.400 I got a feeling it's not Bubba.

00:34:05.560 It's not an American type of guy.

00:34:07.280 And here's kind of some context for all these crashes.

00:34:11.400 This guy is a tow truck driver in California.

00:34:14.240 And listen to what he said when it comes to who he responds to when trucks crash.

00:34:18.240 Everyone's seen that big, huge thing in Florida that's making national news where that trucker

00:34:22.340 made an illegal U-turn, doesn't speak the language, got a CDL here in California, and now three

00:34:27.860 people are dead as a result of that illegal maneuver.

00:34:30.340 The story actually, I think, transcended national news and it's global, but I see that exact problem

00:34:35.600 play out all the time on the jobs we go to.

00:34:38.960 It's the end of August 2025 right now.

00:34:40.900 And so far, I've probably personally been on at least 100 rollovers this year alone.

00:34:44.980 And there's always one common factor, 90% of all these jobs that I do personally,

00:34:50.840 and it's drivers who speak little, if any, English at all.

00:34:55.100 90% of the rollovers are people that don't speak English at all.

00:34:59.740 And it's not four out of five.

00:35:02.580 It's not nine out of 10.

00:35:04.240 He's personally been on 100.

00:35:06.020 It's a decent sample size.

00:35:07.560 It's a great sample size.

00:35:09.260 And then you're kind of wondering, I'm sure, how these people get their licenses.

00:35:14.620 How do they pass the test if they can't speak or read English?

00:35:17.820 Here's how they're scamming.

00:35:20.360 So how does FHP say this cheating scheme works?

00:35:24.240 We were shocked to see the extent that they were going to.

00:35:27.180 Brian calls it organized fraud.

00:35:29.980 According to investigators, the men went in here, the DMV on Roosevelt,

00:35:34.480 to take the CDL test to drive a truck.

00:35:37.060 But they are rigged up with equipment to get their answers.

00:35:41.740 And you see the actual apparatus that he's wearing.

00:35:43.840 He has a chest harness that actually holds the phone.

00:35:46.640 A red iPhone in the harness.

00:35:49.120 And under a T-shirt, you see the hole right there?

00:35:52.180 So he comes in this T-shirt with a hole cut in it.

00:35:54.580 Yes.

00:35:56.340 Now watch this.

00:35:57.780 In a video we've obtained from the DMV, this man opening his shirt.

00:36:03.900 Brian says it's kind of like FaceTime.

00:36:06.320 The men sit in front of a computer and wiggle around.

00:36:10.100 Their body language is abnormal.

00:36:11.640 Until somebody outside in a parking lot can read the test questions on the screen in English

00:36:17.880 and then tell them through this earpiece in their language.

00:36:22.400 Employees at the DMV got suspicious.

00:36:24.900 Most people don't start to disrobe when they take a DL test.

00:36:29.440 They're unbuttoning their shirts.

00:36:30.740 They are, indeed.

00:36:31.600 So the five men arrested so far, that's just the tip of the iceberg?

00:36:35.460 It is.

00:36:35.960 This is happening all over the country.

00:36:39.440 Crazy.

00:36:40.240 Yeah.

00:36:41.280 Earpiece, FaceTime, phone with a hole in the shirt.

00:36:45.160 You can't even speak the language.

00:36:47.160 And you're staring at a screen and it's gibberish.

00:36:49.600 And someone has to tell you in, like, Russian or Hindi or whatever other language is.

00:36:54.460 Here it is.

00:36:55.100 And they give you the license.

00:36:56.360 Yeah.

00:36:56.780 And here's what it looks like when you get on the road.

00:36:59.000 This Asian driver flipped over.

00:37:01.620 It's a rollover.

00:37:02.380 It's what the previous guy was talking about.

00:37:04.080 A rollover where someone doesn't speak English.

00:37:07.000 And here is what that looks like.

00:37:09.100 Are you going to drive this?

00:37:11.180 Yeah.

00:37:12.420 You can't drive it.

00:37:14.740 A few moments ago.

00:37:19.600 You got a big diesel spill and the windshield's cracked and you broke your mirror.

00:37:22.620 It's not drivable.

00:37:25.360 Okay.

00:37:26.240 Yeah.

00:37:26.980 You want to drive the tractor?

00:37:28.100 I can't understand the guy.

00:37:29.220 I think he thinks he can just drive it away.

00:37:31.440 You can't disconnect it yet.

00:37:32.940 You're not going to drive this.

00:37:34.980 I thought I needed to know.

00:37:37.020 So he flips the truck over.

00:37:42.820 They get it back to normal. 0.98

00:37:44.020 And he thinks he's just going to drive it away like in some shitty country he's from. 0.98

00:37:47.140 Yeah. 0.65

00:37:47.660 And that's a big part of it too is some of the examples that we haven't shown.

00:37:52.440 We have to throw out a lot of videos when we're doing these truck sections just because

00:37:55.720 of the length of the show.

00:37:57.080 A big, huge part of it is people are unable to inspect their own truck and recognize what's

00:38:03.740 wrong, right?

00:38:04.680 And so this one's obvious after a rollover.

00:38:06.920 He's got a broken windshield.

00:38:08.000 Diesel spilled out, like gas spilled where it shouldn't be. 0.70

00:38:10.540 Um, and, but they don't recognize like, oh, that axle's fucked up. 0.84

00:38:16.240 Oh, this, this, your air brake isn't even connected or something.

00:38:19.700 So they can't communicate.

00:38:21.400 They, and imagine like a trucker who drives past a foreigner who had someone Skype in

00:38:27.760 to cheat on their CDL and he's driving past you and he goes, your air thing's unplugged

00:38:31.860 or something.

00:38:32.400 And you just go, what?

00:38:34.120 Okay.

00:38:34.680 And you just keep driving.

00:38:35.860 So, um, you know, it's a huge problem.

00:38:38.420 And I think we had said previously on a show, there are CDL farms or something, cheating

00:38:43.380 scandals happening everywhere.

00:38:44.540 And we're proven right.

00:38:45.760 That was Florida highway patrol.

00:38:47.700 So imagine what takes place in a lesser state, California.

00:38:51.660 Yeah.

00:38:51.820 A long time ago, like 50 episodes ago, I think we said, keep an eye out.

00:38:56.740 There's going to be more accidents on the road from this.

00:38:59.720 Yeah.

00:39:00.040 And unfortunately we were proven right.

00:39:02.460 We're always right.

00:39:03.580 Yeah.

00:39:03.880 Before we move into our migrants abroad section, I found this tweet thread that I thought was

00:39:09.060 really good.

00:39:10.000 It's about a person trying to explain to someone, uh, like one of our ancestors, our migrant

00:39:15.660 situation.

00:39:16.800 Yeah.

00:39:17.020 Imagine trying to explain this to any one of our ancestors.

00:39:19.980 Yeah.

00:39:20.520 So we have a camp in every city and town where we accommodate young males from a tribe that

00:39:24.840 usually lives 6,000 kilometers away from here and has no connection to us.

00:39:29.100 We pay for everything.

00:39:30.480 And then the other person says, wow, they must really love you. 0.96

00:39:33.000 And then you go, no, they really hate us and constantly rob, rape, and murder our elders 0.99

00:39:37.180 and our women. 0.99

00:39:38.380 Wow.

00:39:38.780 The retaliation for these heinous crimes must've been immense.

00:39:41.840 Uh, have you made songs about the revenge so that it will never be forgotten?

00:39:45.960 Uh, revenge.

00:39:46.800 What do you mean?

00:39:47.260 Last week, uh, a young girl was killed by one of them and we sent two police officers into

00:39:50.980 the camp.

00:39:51.400 Uh, but they were then also sexually assaulted themselves.

00:39:56.040 Is that what you mean?

00:39:57.200 What?

00:39:57.620 Did you at least make an example out of the perpetrators who sexually assaulted your guards

00:40:00.820 and forever tarnished our honor?

00:40:02.320 Um, no, but we are imprisoning our own people when they talk about this.

00:40:06.180 Does that count?

00:40:07.480 Isn't that sick?

00:40:08.680 Yeah.

00:40:09.040 That's what we're dealing with.

00:40:10.040 You basically have no justification for like what's happened.

00:40:12.960 We're, we're at unprecedented historical times where there's never been a host nation who

00:40:18.460 kind of opens themselves up in this way.

00:40:21.460 And, you know, we often say on this show, you want to avoid being the experiment and society

00:40:28.620 at large, the West entirely is one huge experiment these days.

00:40:31.760 And we have some examples, uh, that fall under this category.

00:40:35.720 Can you read that first one?

00:40:37.360 This is from Canada.

00:40:38.420 We're now in our international migrant section. 0.53

00:40:40.740 Uh, only in Canada can you try to kidnap two teenage girls armed with a firearm, face 0.51

00:40:45.740 33 charges while on probation for violent offenses and get released on bail.

00:40:50.600 We need to start naming these judges.

00:40:52.920 And, uh, the story was basically summed up there.

00:40:56.500 It was an armed kidnapping.

00:40:57.940 And these are some pictures of the gentlemen who are, who were already previous offenders,

00:41:03.340 not really Canadians.

00:41:05.680 And, uh, they got let out on bail.

00:41:07.940 So whatever happens after they're out on bail, that's on the judge.

00:41:11.520 Yep.

00:41:12.060 And then we have this next clip where people from some sort of African tribe are cursing 0.91

00:41:16.900 English houses.

00:41:17.920 Here in this house, I pray fire over this house.

00:41:24.360 I pray calamity over this house.

00:41:27.260 No one will steal my child and get away with it.

00:41:32.340 No one will steal my daughters and get away with it.

00:41:36.480 I pray fire over this house.

00:41:39.720 Fire in this street.

00:41:42.080 May calamity come in this street.

00:41:44.840 And to...

00:41:45.940 It's rare to hear people calling for calamity these days.

00:41:48.360 Calamity is kind of an underused word.

00:41:49.960 I'm mad. 0.77

00:41:50.880 You know, we got African witch doctors in town, but calamity reminded me.

00:41:55.080 It's a pretty good word.

00:41:55.820 That's a pretty good one.

00:41:56.700 And the interesting thing about someone like this is they do the witch doctor and they 0.95

00:42:00.300 do the whole routine and they say, I pray for fire in this house.

00:42:04.020 And then their cousin comes and lights the match.

00:42:06.300 And then they go, oh, it worked.

00:42:08.220 It's just arson paired with this.

00:42:10.220 The witchcraft never works on curing cancer, if you'll notice.

00:42:13.060 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:42:14.120 It's always petty arson or, you know, vandalism, stuff like that.

00:42:18.140 And then we have...

00:42:18.740 So that's what you get as a white European guy living in your home country. 0.96

00:42:22.560 Witch doctor calamity.

00:42:24.200 You're just looking out the window like, oh.

00:42:25.960 They're here again.

00:42:26.960 Please go away.

00:42:28.020 They're praying for calamity again.

00:42:29.520 My Uber Eats is about to be here.

00:42:31.400 And then we have some Pakistanis that did some unthinkable things. 1.00

00:42:36.280 The Pakistani Mia brothers raped two seven-year-old boys in a mosque. 0.99

00:42:40.960 They drugged and prostituted 30 underage schoolgirls. 0.98

00:42:44.040 They cut off the toes of two girls who tried to escape.

00:42:47.280 The court found a total of 62 crimes.

00:42:49.520 This happened in Leeds, UK.

00:42:51.960 Illegal immigration continues to destroy the UK. 1.00

00:42:55.200 They look inbred.

00:42:56.340 They look very inbred.

00:42:57.400 And they are. 0.99

00:42:57.840 Pakistanis are highly inbred. 1.00

00:42:59.880 And here's what school looks like in the UK.

00:43:03.120 This is a middle school or elementary school in the UK.

00:43:13.760 So it's gone.

00:43:20.100 Time is now.

00:43:21.680 There's less time on the clock than you think, England.

00:43:24.560 And it's not going to get resolved anytime soon in Europe.

00:43:27.120 This story is from Germany.

00:43:28.700 But in their upcoming election, both parties commit to speaking only positively about migration.

00:43:34.900 So everybody just agreed.

00:43:36.440 And then except for the AFD, which is the right-wing party in Germany.

00:43:39.460 But they all just agree like, hey, this whole election is going to be about other things.

00:43:45.600 Anything but.

00:43:46.400 But if you did make the election about migration, you'd win in a landslide.

00:43:49.800 Yeah.

00:43:50.040 The elephant in the room.

00:43:51.220 We're not going to discuss him.

00:43:52.740 We're just going to talk about the smaller stuff.

00:43:54.480 But there is some good news.

00:43:56.440 This next clip is from Germany.

00:43:58.120 We have some people in the streets chanting, send them home.

00:44:10.980 But unfortunately, that is for the rival soccer team.

00:44:14.700 Ah, so the politicians aren't going to talk about it.

00:44:19.020 And the soccer fans are just going to get all amped up about soccer.

00:44:22.740 And the people chanting, send them home, are chanting that about opposing football clubs.

00:44:28.660 You're close.

00:44:30.040 But you're not quite on the right target.

00:44:31.500 You guys are all on the street already.

00:44:33.060 Yeah.

00:44:33.360 Just do it second.

00:44:34.420 Say, all right, now we're moving on.

00:44:36.360 Next is the migrants. 1.00

00:44:38.320 Same message.

00:44:39.280 And we have a version of that ourselves here.

00:44:42.600 Football season just started this weekend.

00:44:44.300 And this guy who likes Alabama a little too much.

00:44:48.280 Willie, it's game day, baby.

00:44:50.580 It's game day, baby.

00:44:52.260 Are you ready?

00:44:53.300 Are the tired fired up, Willie?

00:44:55.460 What they going to do, Willie?

00:44:56.740 They going to be blitzing.

00:44:57.800 Let me see you blitz.

00:45:00.060 Get out there, Willie.

00:45:01.120 Get out there.

00:45:01.820 That's what I'm talking about, Willie.

00:45:03.300 Just, sir, let's go.

00:45:04.480 That's how you got to get out there and you got to do it.

00:45:06.860 The tide's ready, baby.

00:45:07.940 They fix it.

00:45:08.700 Get out there.

00:45:09.140 Dude, let's go right here.

00:45:10.620 So we have our own version.

00:45:12.100 He doesn't give a piss about nothing but the tide.

00:45:14.340 Yep.

00:45:14.880 And he busted his foot doing the three-point stance on the gravel.

00:45:20.120 And Alabama lost.

00:45:21.320 Yeah, Alabama lost. 1.00

00:45:22.600 And there's illegal immigrants in voter rolls.

00:45:25.060 Mm.

00:45:25.700 You know?

00:45:26.600 So we could have used that energy a little bit differently.

00:45:30.100 Yeah.

00:45:30.380 And that's why we have the European migrant section,

00:45:32.580 because you see the same themes everywhere across every country.

00:45:36.680 And people are at various points in that journey. 0.98

00:45:39.800 The U.K. seems particularly fucked. 1.00

00:45:42.220 Germany seems particularly fucked. 1.00

00:45:43.960 France fucked. 1.00

00:45:44.620 And that's why we obsess about migrants all the time, 1.00

00:45:47.060 because it's nation-making or breaking.

00:45:49.620 Yep.

00:45:49.920 Right?

00:45:50.320 Here's a clip from Ireland. 0.74

00:45:51.720 A kid gets their bike stolen by some rat.

00:45:56.180 He rides away on, like, a little child's bike.

00:45:59.280 And, like, how much could that possibly be?

00:46:00.940 And he smiles when the child gives up.

00:46:02.860 He's got a bike.

00:46:03.680 Yeah.

00:46:03.920 He's reliving his childhood, his inner child.

00:46:07.360 So Ireland's- 1.00

00:46:07.760 It's such a crime to import those fucking rats, dude. 1.00

00:46:10.860 Ireland is toast. 1.00

00:46:12.180 And then people are protesting for the wrong reasons again,

00:46:15.940 not just the soccer club's fans.

00:46:19.000 This was graffiti done in Barcelona.

00:46:22.140 Can you read what it says?

00:46:22.960 It says,

00:46:23.580 Your Airbnb was my home,

00:46:25.520 with a little anarchy thing in Barcelona.

00:46:28.540 And it's interesting,

00:46:29.820 because Drew Pavlo says this.

00:46:31.740 He says,

00:46:32.320 Safe leftist xenophobia directed against wealthy tourists

00:46:34.840 rather than illegal migrants.

00:46:37.220 So the Airbnb is what they're complaining about,

00:46:39.460 was my home.

00:46:40.500 And it's like, 0.61

00:46:41.100 your whole country's taken over by Somalis. 1.00

00:46:43.220 Africans are arriving via ship on your beaches 1.00

00:46:45.720 and just sprinting in wherever they can.

00:46:48.340 And it's interesting that, like,

00:46:49.480 there is some okay xenophobia.

00:46:51.240 It's just all at wealthier white people 0.98

00:46:53.880 who are looking to have a vacation

00:46:55.480 instead of people who are getting on the permanent welfare class

00:46:58.880 in your country

00:46:59.460 who can't even speak

00:47:00.680 and have 70 IQs.

00:47:03.160 Yeah, like the political activists

00:47:04.600 don't even know where to look.

00:47:06.260 I think there's an order of operations here.

00:47:08.200 And it's migrants before wealthy people 0.91

00:47:11.020 trying to do Airbnb.

00:47:12.160 It's migrants before the soccer team.

00:47:15.000 And we'd be okay.

00:47:16.980 We'd be okay pretty quickly

00:47:18.060 if we got our order of operations right

00:47:19.760 across the West.

00:47:20.600 And don't worry,

00:47:21.160 those Airbnb hosts are going to lose money

00:47:24.020 when no one wants to visit Barcelona

00:47:25.500 because of the migrants.

00:47:26.500 Absolutely.

00:47:27.280 Don't worry.

00:47:27.920 They'll be out of business,

00:47:28.780 but your country will never be the same.

00:47:30.680 All right.

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00:48:07.980 All right.

00:48:08.720 We talk a lot about politics.

00:48:11.960 Yeah.

00:48:12.240 The Democrats.

00:48:13.520 Of course.

00:48:13.720 But I found a clip

00:48:14.840 that really sums up

00:48:16.200 my political beliefs

00:48:17.260 and I'm going to outsource it

00:48:18.360 to this woman.

00:48:19.560 Hey, Gene, Maggie. 1.00

00:48:20.760 Let's see if the word is.

00:48:22.480 All the Democrats belong in jail

00:48:24.800 including Joe Biden,

00:48:26.580 Kamala Harris,

00:48:27.680 Barack Obama,

00:48:29.420 and whatever,

00:48:31.760 Michelle Obama,

00:48:33.120 and Chuck Schumer

00:48:35.300 and Nancy Pelosi.

00:48:36.700 They all belong in jail.

00:48:40.640 They knew that there was

00:48:42.900 a school shooting coming up.

00:48:45.920 And they're the ones

00:48:47.120 that made people transgender. 0.94

00:48:49.900 Especially Barack Obama. 0.95

00:48:51.980 He's the one.

00:48:53.420 He's the head mancho.

00:48:56.700 He's the head mancho.

00:48:59.480 Brock Obama is the head mancho.

00:49:03.380 He's the head mancho.

00:49:04.540 And they made everyone 0.95

00:49:05.320 transgender.

00:49:06.200 Is it bad that I have

00:49:07.340 the same political views as her?

00:49:09.080 Yeah.

00:49:09.600 Is that bad?

00:49:10.260 I mean, it's tough.

00:49:11.120 It's tough.

00:49:11.760 Maybe she has the same ones as me

00:49:13.400 and I'm higher up.

00:49:14.620 Yeah.

00:49:14.980 I mean, you can get

00:49:15.840 to the right conclusion

00:49:17.000 while being not the smartest.

00:49:19.480 It's an interesting,

00:49:20.360 you know, phenomenon in America.

00:49:22.700 But yeah, that's a tough one.

00:49:24.000 That's definitely a tough one.

00:49:25.500 That's what like Harry Sisson

00:49:26.460 thinks everyone is

00:49:27.560 instead of someone

00:49:28.180 who's just like aware of crime

00:49:29.860 and like changing demographics

00:49:31.120 and bad negative things

00:49:32.680 that are currently happening.

00:49:33.640 And wasteful spending.

00:49:34.880 Yeah.

00:49:35.300 Like all the valid complaints.

00:49:36.780 They go, oh my God,

00:49:38.140 Nancy Pellope's transgender. 1.00

00:49:40.720 Brock O'Brien.

00:49:41.460 We always talk about the Democrats

00:49:43.020 and like who your political bedfellows are.

00:49:45.460 Like, oh, you and the luggage twink

00:49:46.800 are on the same side.

00:49:47.600 You must be wrong.

00:49:48.580 Yeah.

00:49:48.760 Well, here's ours.

00:49:49.800 I like her though.

00:49:50.740 I know.

00:49:51.380 I know.

00:49:51.740 I think she's smart.

00:49:52.880 She wouldn't steal from me.

00:49:54.400 She wouldn't steal from me.

00:49:55.420 She knows about hard work 0.99

00:49:56.540 and she got politics all correct.

00:49:59.360 It's crazy.

00:50:00.040 So like, what is she? 1.00

00:50:01.820 Is she stupid? 1.00

00:50:03.280 All right. 1.00

00:50:04.000 Speaking of...

00:50:04.540 Broken clock, right?

00:50:05.460 You know, whatever the saying is.

00:50:07.320 That's a little more sophisticated

00:50:08.600 than a broken clock.

00:50:09.940 Yeah.

00:50:10.560 I don't even have a metaphor.

00:50:12.700 I have no analogy for it.

00:50:13.920 Brock Obama is the head mancho. 0.97

00:50:15.280 He made everyone transgender. 1.00

00:50:16.680 Yeah.

00:50:17.000 Nancy Pellope,

00:50:17.920 they all belong in jail.

00:50:19.740 It's not even...

00:50:20.800 She's not even wrong about anything.

00:50:22.020 I know.

00:50:22.740 All right.

00:50:23.120 Next, we have a clip of crop circles

00:50:25.440 happening in real time.

00:50:28.740 So you see the crop circles happening?

00:50:30.800 And you see the orb in the right?

00:50:32.180 Yeah.

00:50:32.500 Yeah.

00:50:32.740 I see some AI slop coming across my screen.

00:50:35.260 It might be AI,

00:50:36.360 but it is a video.

00:50:37.900 Yeah, definitely.

00:50:38.860 Definitely a video.

00:50:39.480 And I knew he was going to say this is AI.

00:50:41.600 So now I found a video from 1996,

00:50:44.760 which is before AI was available to the public.

00:50:47.660 And look at this one.

00:50:48.900 Here I'm standing at Oliver's Castle

00:50:50.700 at precisely the same spot

00:50:52.720 as John Whaley was standing

00:50:54.340 in August 1996,

00:50:56.540 when he supposedly,

00:50:58.240 for the first time in history,

00:50:59.860 managed to film

00:51:00.820 the creation of a crop circle.

00:51:20.700 That's pretty good.

00:51:26.360 Pretty good.

00:51:27.120 That is impressive.

00:51:28.620 That's impressive.

00:51:29.140 And that's something.

00:51:29.700 That's good aliens.

00:51:30.660 And it's a frequency thing.

00:51:31.800 You guys know when you put sand

00:51:33.180 on like a piece of metal

00:51:34.280 and you hit it with like a sound frequency

00:51:35.860 and it turns into different shapes

00:51:37.440 and patterns?

00:51:38.400 It's the same thing.

00:51:39.400 Okay.

00:51:39.860 So that's how they do it.

00:51:41.020 All right.

00:51:41.220 But that was 1996.

00:51:43.080 Yeah.

00:51:43.740 I don't know what that was.

00:51:44.980 You don't know what that was.

00:51:46.100 That's a good point.

00:51:46.820 And next we have alien orbs in Columbia,

00:51:49.940 I believe from last week.

00:52:03.760 There they go.

00:52:08.120 So those are the alien clips from lately.

00:52:10.480 Okay.

00:52:10.940 Thank you.

00:52:11.580 I can't really do anything

00:52:12.660 with AI these days.

00:52:14.120 It kind of discredits

00:52:15.500 all the other good stuff.

00:52:16.820 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:52:18.860 Next, we have an interesting story here.

00:52:21.280 This is probably my favorite piece

00:52:22.900 of the whole show.

00:52:24.280 This woman's trying to get Bass Pro Shop 1.00

00:52:26.460 in trouble for not paying taxes

00:52:28.320 because Bass Pro Shop is technically a museum

00:52:31.000 because they have the fish tank.

00:52:33.560 This is your reminder that Bass Pro Shops

00:52:35.600 doesn't pay federal taxes

00:52:37.000 because they call themselves a museum

00:52:39.160 because of their aquarium.

00:52:40.540 So because they're a store

00:52:45.340 that has all of this,

00:52:48.960 they don't pay taxes

00:52:49.880 because of that.

00:52:55.580 Eat the rain.

00:52:56.200 You're snitching on Bass Pro Shop

00:52:57.940 to pay more taxes?

00:52:59.600 I was going to say,

00:53:00.220 isn't that kind of a service?

00:53:01.720 Is there any reason

00:53:02.780 you can't do the same thing?

00:53:04.340 It is a museum.

00:53:05.580 We've all been to Bass Pro Shop

00:53:07.120 and you see the fish

00:53:08.060 and then you learn a historical lesson.

00:53:09.980 It's a museum.

00:53:10.780 I know.

00:53:11.240 America needs more Bass Pro.

00:53:12.660 I don't think we need less.

00:53:13.980 And I actually-

00:53:14.680 They found a loophole.

00:53:15.240 They found a good one.

00:53:15.860 Close the loophole if you want.

00:53:17.880 It's a great loophole

00:53:19.020 and they are a museum.

00:53:20.900 Yeah.

00:53:21.140 And I actually live in a museum as well.

00:53:25.380 Oh, that's your transition.

00:53:26.900 I've been collecting artifacts.

00:53:28.420 As you guys can see,

00:53:29.580 I have a meatloaf collection here

00:53:31.300 of all these meatloaf artifacts.

00:53:32.980 I have a signed meatloaf guitar.

00:53:34.780 That's an artifact.

00:53:36.000 I have some George Floyd artifacts,

00:53:38.080 him as the woman from Titanic,

00:53:39.740 him and Dylan Mulvaney kissing,

00:53:41.580 him and Santa.

00:53:42.440 Those are artifacts.

00:53:44.000 I have Lou Gehrig

00:53:45.680 and Babe Ruth signed baseballs.

00:53:48.160 Yeah, that looks with a ballpoint pen

00:53:50.240 on balls made in 2022.

00:53:53.120 And the Lou Gehrig

00:53:53.980 has like a shaky hand signature.

00:53:57.620 But those are artifacts.

00:53:59.260 I'm maintaining these artifacts.

00:54:00.860 Here's a thing I got.

00:54:02.100 Most valuable player in 2003

00:54:04.100 from my middle school.

00:54:05.240 Wow.

00:54:05.960 You were most valuable player

00:54:06.960 as a lineman?

00:54:07.960 I was a fullback.

00:54:09.380 So was that the year

00:54:10.320 you got held back

00:54:11.080 and so you were a year older

00:54:12.000 than everybody else?

00:54:12.920 Well, yeah.

00:54:13.800 Okay.

00:54:14.620 So that's the year you got MVP?

00:54:16.360 I wasn't that much older

00:54:17.360 than everyone else.

00:54:17.780 I was like six months older

00:54:18.740 than everyone else.

00:54:19.360 Okay.

00:54:19.640 Asterix next to this though.

00:54:21.200 I was the biggest kid on the team. 0.99

00:54:22.500 No shit. 0.99

00:54:23.040 And I was playing line 1.00

00:54:24.160 and then one day in practice

00:54:25.940 I just said to the coach

00:54:26.900 and I was like,

00:54:27.380 hey, like in this running drill

00:54:28.860 where you just take the ball

00:54:30.260 and run someone over

00:54:31.340 like a drill

00:54:31.920 that's probably illegal now.

00:54:33.220 Yeah.

00:54:33.520 I said, just give me the ball.

00:54:34.480 Let me try it.

00:54:35.180 And I just trucked

00:54:36.520 and I just trucked

00:54:36.540 every single person on the team

00:54:38.280 and they had this thing

00:54:39.440 where I just kept going

00:54:40.480 280 pound 14 year old

00:54:42.140 playing against 12 and 13 year olds.

00:54:44.340 Yeah.

00:54:45.280 No, everyone else was the same age

00:54:46.980 and I was like 12

00:54:48.020 and they were all 11 and 12

00:54:49.740 and I wasn't 280.

00:54:51.840 I was two something probably.

00:54:53.520 Higher?

00:54:54.740 12 years old.

00:54:55.840 And then they handed me the ball

00:54:57.960 and every single person on the team

00:54:59.500 who wanted to

00:55:00.280 tried to tackle me

00:55:01.180 and I ran everyone over

00:55:02.360 and then that became the offense.

00:55:04.740 The whole offense was hand me the ball

00:55:06.420 and I just went forward

00:55:07.600 six yards every time.

00:55:09.180 Did you score touchdowns?

00:55:10.520 Yeah.

00:55:10.900 I scored like a 40 yard touchdown one time

00:55:12.840 on a sweep.

00:55:15.100 But then we get in trouble

00:55:16.360 because we couldn't really throw

00:55:17.480 and it would be like

00:55:18.540 we're down by two touchdowns

00:55:19.800 just four minutes left

00:55:20.880 and we're handing the ball inside

00:55:23.700 and I couldn't do it.

00:55:25.520 But yeah, I got MVP

00:55:26.260 and then I have golden tee.

00:55:28.440 I'm maintaining that.

00:55:29.720 That's an artifact.

00:55:30.580 That's a collectible

00:55:31.340 and then we have the art piece

00:55:32.460 Nancy Plobe.

00:55:33.760 Okay, yeah.

00:55:34.480 You should look into

00:55:35.160 some more tax cuts I guess.

00:55:37.200 I don't know.

00:55:37.620 I don't know.

00:55:38.220 I mean, you know.

00:55:40.000 I feel like I'm running

00:55:40.740 my own museum here.

00:55:42.020 Something's going on with you.

00:55:43.140 I have the black Santa.

00:55:43.780 Something's going on with you for sure. 0.96

00:55:45.240 I've got the black Santa.

00:55:46.760 I'm doing my own museum

00:55:48.040 and I'm going to look into it

00:55:49.060 for tax reasons.

00:55:49.880 All right.

00:55:50.580 All right, let's get to our next piece.

00:55:51.880 This is what we mentioned in the intro.

00:55:53.600 The hairpiece debate.

00:55:54.780 Is it worth it or not?

00:55:56.240 We have three examples

00:55:57.340 and let's all vote

00:55:58.500 whether it was worth it or not.

00:56:01.340 All right, here he is.

00:56:03.300 She's shaving it,

00:56:04.260 cleaning it up.

00:56:05.340 You're cleaning it up.

00:56:08.120 And then here comes the glue.

00:56:09.900 Got some sort of zoomer top.

00:56:11.680 I think this glue

00:56:13.000 might give you dementia

00:56:14.220 or something.

00:56:15.140 You can't be putting glue

00:56:16.120 on your scalp like that

00:56:17.400 over and over.

00:56:18.640 That's not good.

00:56:20.300 Then they give them

00:56:20.820 the zoomer cut.

00:56:22.520 The zoomer scalp. 0.97

00:56:23.080 Crazy.

00:56:24.100 But then they give it

00:56:24.940 that a haircut.

00:56:25.840 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:27.280 But then here's the final result.

00:56:28.960 Here's the before

00:56:29.600 and then here's the after.

00:56:31.400 He looks better.

00:56:33.000 Yeah.

00:56:33.600 But his original,

00:56:35.680 it's like you're,

00:56:36.400 it's like you're a sweaty

00:56:38.000 postal worker phenotype.

00:56:39.920 That's like an American staple.

00:56:41.580 Yeah, you should be sweating

00:56:42.300 in the back of a Domino's

00:56:43.340 or something too.

00:56:44.260 Yeah, with like a rag.

00:56:45.580 Oh, geez.

00:56:45.960 And you're all sweaty

00:56:46.840 and it's like, you know,

00:56:48.420 you should have just kept that.

00:56:50.100 Yeah, you don't,

00:56:50.740 you shouldn't have hair.

00:56:51.380 We need those guys.

00:56:52.580 So I vote not worth it

00:56:54.100 for that one.

00:56:54.720 I agree, not worth it.

00:56:55.620 All right, next one,

00:56:56.300 this old guy.

00:56:57.680 Same thing.

00:56:58.340 We're going to scroll through it.

00:56:59.580 Here's his before.

00:57:01.260 And he wants like a hipster cut,

00:57:03.040 you know?

00:57:04.340 And he looks like an old man 0.99

00:57:05.740 or like a getting older man.

00:57:07.540 And then he turns into this

00:57:09.080 17 year old.

00:57:11.440 People are trying to hang on

00:57:12.620 for too long.

00:57:13.580 What is going on here?

00:57:14.880 That wasn't a toupee though.

00:57:16.380 That was just what?

00:57:17.380 Was it a toupee?

00:57:18.500 They even put anything on 1.00

00:57:19.440 or just stylish shit? 0.99

00:57:20.340 I think it was just 0.99

00:57:20.920 a hair transformation.

00:57:22.160 Okay.

00:57:22.460 So it all falls in the same category.

00:57:23.920 You think he looks better

00:57:24.720 with the transformation?

00:57:26.320 He kind of looked younger,

00:57:27.580 but it's just taking

00:57:28.560 the glasses off.

00:57:30.160 He looks a lot younger.

00:57:31.620 He looked a lot younger,

00:57:32.460 but give it up.

00:57:33.500 And he's going like this?

00:57:34.700 Get that red?

00:57:35.720 All right, all right.

00:57:36.660 All right, so that one

00:57:37.500 maybe yes.

00:57:38.520 Okay.

00:57:38.900 That one's worth it

00:57:39.840 because he looks younger.

00:57:41.060 You could convince me,

00:57:41.760 but then I feel like

00:57:42.600 it's one of those things

00:57:43.580 where the undercover football player

00:57:45.500 goes in and he's acting

00:57:46.460 like an old man 0.79

00:57:47.220 and he's got an outfit on.

00:57:48.320 Like he's playing it up.

00:57:49.340 He's like got his glasses on.

00:57:50.500 He's like, yeah, old.

00:57:51.780 He fixed my hair

00:57:52.480 and then he gets the haircut

00:57:53.440 and he takes the glasses off

00:57:54.460 and he starts getting bread.

00:57:55.860 All right, that's a good point.

00:57:56.620 So I don't know.

00:57:57.280 So I vote yes for that one.

00:57:58.480 All right, here's our final one.

00:58:00.080 This old man.

00:58:01.720 He's an old man 0.99

00:58:02.680 and you're an old man

00:58:03.620 and that's what an old man looks like.

00:58:05.400 You're good.

00:58:06.720 You know?

00:58:08.940 And then they add the hair

00:58:10.200 and do their makeover. 0.99

00:58:12.420 You're like a lesbian now. 1.00

00:58:13.600 Yeah, this is bad. 1.00

00:58:14.900 L.A. Fire Chief shit. 1.00

00:58:17.220 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:17.920 So I vote no for that one as well.

00:58:20.040 No go for any of them.

00:58:20.840 The only one gets a yes.

00:58:22.200 Okay.

00:58:23.160 All right.

00:58:23.920 Our final points there?

00:58:25.420 No, well,

00:58:27.260 I don't do anything for my hair

00:58:28.860 and if I start going bald,

00:58:31.140 I'm just going to buzz it more.

00:58:32.860 Yeah.

00:58:33.280 I don't care.

00:58:34.080 I am what I am.

00:58:34.980 I look like what I look like.

00:58:35.960 I have other things to worry about

00:58:37.200 than my hair.

00:58:38.260 I was never getting what I needed in life

00:58:41.340 because of my hair.

00:58:42.420 It's not like a staple for me.

00:58:43.940 I have been,

00:58:45.220 I have hair that I maintain,

00:58:47.120 but I have been running the same haircut

00:58:49.640 since I was 22.

00:58:51.700 So I'm just going to run that off

00:58:53.460 into the sunset forever

00:58:55.040 until it goes away.

00:58:56.600 I'm going to run it into the ground guy. 0.57

00:58:58.380 Me too.

00:58:58.940 So, you know,

00:59:00.120 if my hair starts looking great, great.

00:59:02.160 If it starts falling out,

00:59:03.300 it's gone.

00:59:04.300 I'm not,

00:59:04.840 I will not be getting a zoomer cut

00:59:06.520 of any kind.

00:59:07.260 Me neither.

00:59:08.120 All right.

00:59:08.520 This is the final clip

00:59:09.600 of the final page of housekeeping.

00:59:11.020 This, I just thought was,

00:59:13.080 I don't know,

00:59:13.540 inspirational.

00:59:14.640 It's a good piece of advice.

00:59:16.760 Overcome procrastination.

00:59:18.020 It's not the thief of time.

00:59:19.440 It's the thief of life.

00:59:21.060 And the way that you overcome procrastination

00:59:23.080 is by using affirmations.

00:59:24.740 And the most powerful affirmation of all

00:59:26.800 is do it now.

00:59:28.540 Do it now.

00:59:29.660 W. Clement Stone

00:59:30.640 built a billion dollar fortune

00:59:32.000 by rehearsing

00:59:33.580 and then getting everybody

00:59:34.500 in his company

00:59:35.160 to say 50 times

00:59:36.480 every morning,

00:59:37.220 do it now.

00:59:38.500 Do it now.

00:59:39.440 Do it now.

00:59:40.400 Do it now.

00:59:41.340 Do it now.

00:59:42.040 Drive that.

00:59:43.020 Impress that

00:59:43.620 into your mind.

00:59:44.840 When I first learned

00:59:46.000 this simple technique,

00:59:47.720 I used to find myself

00:59:48.660 procrastinating

00:59:49.340 just like we all do.

00:59:50.740 But the more I repeated

00:59:51.720 this,

00:59:52.000 do it now.

00:59:52.440 Do it now.

00:59:52.920 Do it now.

00:59:53.380 Do it now.

00:59:53.820 Do it now.

00:59:54.240 Do it now.

00:59:54.780 The more you repeat it,

00:59:55.920 the more you find that eventually

00:59:57.060 it works automatically.

00:59:58.920 And it has a tendency

00:59:59.920 to drive you

01:00:00.660 to start a task

01:00:01.560 when your natural tendency

01:00:03.180 is to put it off

01:00:03.900 or procrastinate.

01:00:04.680 Pretty interesting.

01:00:07.460 Yeah.

01:00:08.160 And I,

01:00:09.020 the other day,

01:00:09.920 was kind of just like

01:00:10.780 at night,

01:00:11.200 it was like 6 o'clock at night

01:00:12.340 and I was kind of just

01:00:13.240 hanging out like

01:00:13.940 watching a show

01:00:14.660 or something

01:00:15.140 and I had some stuff to do

01:00:16.360 and I was like,

01:00:16.860 yeah, whatever.

01:00:17.600 And then I tried it

01:00:18.580 and I just kept saying,

01:00:19.340 do it now.

01:00:19.800 Do it now.

01:00:20.240 I sound like someone

01:00:20.640 from Urban Decay.

01:00:21.460 Do it now.

01:00:21.980 Do it now.

01:00:22.620 Do it now.

01:00:23.080 I ain't gonna tell you again.

01:00:24.660 And then I just started

01:00:25.620 doing stuff.

01:00:26.600 I watered my plants.

01:00:27.960 I worked out.

01:00:29.180 I went in the sauna.

01:00:30.260 I cleaned my car.

01:00:31.760 I replaced the light bulb

01:00:32.920 in my other car.

01:00:34.680 I started doing it now.

01:00:36.020 Okay.

01:00:36.360 And then like I did one thing

01:00:37.720 and then I did 10 things

01:00:39.440 all because I started

01:00:40.980 to do it now.

01:00:41.680 And when I was in high school,

01:00:43.120 I used to argue

01:00:44.540 with my mom about this.

01:00:46.420 Procrastinate.

01:00:46.700 Because she would always say,

01:00:47.540 do it now.

01:00:48.040 And I go,

01:00:48.440 oh, what does it matter

01:00:49.040 if I throw out the trash

01:00:49.940 now or later

01:00:50.720 or clean up my room

01:00:51.560 now or later?

01:00:52.280 And she would just say,

01:00:53.020 do it now.

01:00:53.520 Do it now.

01:00:54.140 And when her and I

01:00:54.800 would argue about it

01:00:55.820 and now I look back

01:00:57.140 and she was right.

01:00:57.900 Yeah, of course she was.

01:00:58.900 Of course she was.

01:00:59.660 And that was a good lesson

01:01:00.580 to teach a kid

01:01:01.320 because any kid

01:01:02.400 can give you a reason

01:01:03.220 why it's not that important

01:01:05.240 to pick up my clothes

01:01:07.000 off the floor right now.

01:01:08.540 And we go,

01:01:08.780 yeah, I guess it's not.

01:01:10.800 But if you do it now,

01:01:12.420 you get that instilled

01:01:13.520 and then do it now,

01:01:15.300 you know,

01:01:15.880 perpetuates

01:01:16.580 and goes parabolic.

01:01:19.460 Okay.

01:01:20.200 So that's a good little tip.

01:01:21.380 So if you guys

01:01:21.780 are procrastinating,

01:01:22.600 do it now.

01:01:23.300 Do it now.

01:01:23.940 Do it now.

01:01:24.440 Do it now.

01:01:24.880 Do it now.

01:01:25.400 All right.

01:01:25.820 Well, that's the end

01:01:26.320 of Housecaping.

01:01:26.800 We're now moving on

01:01:27.360 to Cringe of the Week.

01:01:31.180 All right.

01:01:31.640 Our first clip

01:01:32.300 of Cringe of the Week.

01:01:33.400 This guy is dressing

01:01:35.040 as some sort of 0.96

01:01:35.920 woman doll freak. 0.94

01:01:37.960 When I dress up

01:01:39.160 and I put this mask on

01:01:40.240 and the wig

01:01:40.680 and, you know,

01:01:41.340 look very nice,

01:01:42.200 it's like a beautiful woman

01:01:43.140 walking down the street.

01:01:44.020 I just can't believe

01:01:45.280 that that's a 70-year-old man

01:01:46.880 in the mirror.

01:01:48.500 And that's why I do this.

01:01:50.600 If I saw a 70-year-old man

01:01:52.160 in the mirror,

01:01:52.880 I'd quit this tomorrow.

01:01:53.920 After years in solitude,

01:01:56.400 Robert has decided

01:01:57.280 to appear in public

01:01:58.620 as Sherry

01:01:59.400 at a gathering

01:02:00.220 of fellow maskers 1.00

01:02:01.440 in Minneapolis.

01:02:04.040 I don't have any friends

01:02:06.080 that mask

01:02:08.080 where I live.

01:02:09.400 So I just came to see

01:02:10.500 what kind of people

01:02:11.400 do mask

01:02:12.880 and wear rubber

01:02:14.040 and are rubber dolls.

01:02:16.280 And what kind of people...

01:02:17.100 Hey, at least we're not

01:02:17.900 speaking German, brother.

01:02:18.980 Yeah.

01:02:20.340 I don't know

01:02:21.100 what I was going to say.

01:02:22.740 I'm a little worried.

01:02:23.740 He's swimming

01:02:24.400 in the rubber suit mask.

01:02:25.740 This seems like

01:02:26.240 a drowning scenario.

01:02:27.600 Drowning risk.

01:02:28.300 Waterboard yourself.

01:02:29.940 But she looks good.

01:02:30.900 Good body.

01:02:32.960 You know,

01:02:34.240 you're better than I expected

01:02:36.700 for a 70-year-old guy.

01:02:38.120 And we've talked

01:02:38.880 about this before.

01:02:39.680 This is one of those things

01:02:40.760 that before internet communities,

01:02:42.380 this guy would just be

01:02:43.840 a freak in his house 0.55

01:02:45.260 and he'd do this 0.72

01:02:45.900 in the middle of the night

01:02:46.820 and no one would know.

01:02:47.880 And maybe he has like

01:02:49.020 one Buffalo Bill-style hostage

01:02:51.040 in the basement.

01:02:52.140 It's all in a box

01:02:52.820 in his basement

01:02:53.440 and he takes it out

01:02:54.100 exceedingly rare.

01:02:55.440 He's trying to keep it

01:02:56.040 from his wife completely.

01:02:57.480 But now there's some

01:02:58.880 forum on Reddit.

01:03:00.600 Now there's a whole community

01:03:01.520 and they're all meeting up

01:03:02.420 in Minneapolis.

01:03:03.200 That's why he said,

01:03:03.900 oh, I've never knew anyone else

01:03:05.740 who masks like this.

01:03:06.700 That's how it should be.

01:03:07.660 I know.

01:03:08.000 But because of online

01:03:09.160 and because of woke...

01:03:11.380 Because of Barack Obama

01:03:12.780 and Nancy Pellope.

01:03:14.060 This guy's got

01:03:14.840 a whole community of freaks.

01:03:16.380 I know.

01:03:16.820 And they encourage each other.

01:03:18.420 Yeah.

01:03:18.700 You know what it eventually

01:03:19.860 will lead to,

01:03:21.340 unfortunately.

01:03:22.360 A murder sue.

01:03:23.580 A murder sue-y

01:03:24.720 was somewhat unsuspecting.

01:03:26.400 A murder sue-y.

01:03:27.580 But yeah,

01:03:28.140 you know, 0.99

01:03:28.540 it's fucked up. 0.99

01:03:29.520 I don't even know 0.99

01:03:30.320 what to say.

01:03:31.320 And then again,

01:03:32.260 this is one of those

01:03:32.980 origin stories like,

01:03:34.020 how did we get here?

01:03:35.400 How did we get here?

01:03:36.760 What happened?

01:03:37.760 Something bad happened

01:03:38.800 to this guy.

01:03:38.980 He saw his mother

01:03:39.780 in the changing room

01:03:40.780 when he was five

01:03:41.680 or something crazy happened.

01:03:43.780 Darker than that.

01:03:44.960 She was killed right then.

01:03:47.120 I don't know.

01:03:48.000 And he looks like

01:03:48.740 a person from

01:03:49.680 like a horror movie.

01:03:50.800 Yeah.

01:03:51.160 With the scary mask.

01:03:52.420 This is a movie

01:03:53.260 called The Mask

01:03:54.260 and it's like a new thing.

01:03:55.540 Yeah.

01:03:56.040 That would be a horror.

01:03:57.340 And it ain't Jim Carrey.

01:03:58.520 Next,

01:03:59.060 we have some trans people

01:04:00.940 at some sort of event

01:04:02.140 at a park.

01:04:02.960 And I read something

01:04:04.160 I did not know about

01:04:05.160 and we're still

01:04:05.640 kind of looking into this,

01:04:06.940 but can you give that a read?

01:04:08.380 Yeah.

01:04:09.200 One of them,

01:04:10.000 one of the little

01:04:10.500 non-binary boy girls

01:04:12.180 looks like a girl 0.89

01:04:12.960 becoming a boy

01:04:13.600 based on the height

01:04:14.440 has a cane

01:04:15.320 and then someone said

01:04:17.040 it's because HRT

01:04:18.560 gives them osteoporosis

01:04:19.760 and literally rots

01:04:20.840 the womb

01:04:21.440 requiring hysterectomy

01:04:23.100 that leads to

01:04:23.660 early onset menopause.

01:04:25.040 Crazy.

01:04:25.860 So HRT

01:04:27.640 can give them

01:04:28.800 osteoporosis.

01:04:30.480 Yeah.

01:04:30.980 Makes them weak,

01:04:31.480 makes them Mr. Glass.

01:04:33.400 And then they have a cane

01:04:34.500 and they like having a cane

01:04:35.720 because they like having

01:04:36.560 something wrong with them

01:04:37.740 because then that gives them

01:04:38.700 an excuse for why

01:04:39.700 they're not like a normal

01:04:40.780 participating person

01:04:41.880 in society.

01:04:42.660 It gives them an excuse

01:04:43.560 why they're taking

01:04:44.280 a lot of government benefits

01:04:45.460 every time they can, right?

01:04:46.720 Yeah.

01:04:47.120 I need this money

01:04:48.040 or I need these benefits

01:04:49.120 or I need this housing

01:04:49.960 because I'm disabled.

01:04:51.960 Trans and disabled.

01:04:53.060 That's a big combo for them.

01:04:54.380 And then you have people

01:04:55.140 who are like actually disabled 0.99

01:04:56.600 who got like blown up

01:04:57.500 in the war

01:04:58.080 and then they run a marathon.

01:05:00.160 Yeah.

01:05:00.280 So that's the key difference.

01:05:02.200 They like the disability 1.00

01:05:03.460 and I know that sounds crazy

01:05:04.880 but that's what we're dealing with.

01:05:06.460 All right.

01:05:06.840 Next we have some Florida boomers 1.00

01:05:09.160 who are protesting

01:05:10.680 the removal of the

01:05:12.200 rainbow LGBT sidewalks. 0.96

01:05:14.680 Keep us safe!

01:05:15.620 Keep our sidewalks!

01:05:16.720 Keep our sidewalks!

01:05:19.120 Keep us safe!

01:05:21.080 Keep our sidewalks!

01:05:23.060 Keep us safe!

01:05:24.660 Keep our sidewalks!

01:05:27.000 Keep our sidewalks!

01:05:30.340 Yeah.

01:05:30.940 So what other instances

01:05:32.120 do we ever paint the sidewalks?

01:05:34.280 Like they don't do it for Christmas.

01:05:35.760 They don't do it for July 4th.

01:05:37.060 They don't do it

01:05:37.680 when the Bucks win the Super Bowl.

01:05:39.900 There's never.

01:05:40.440 There's never been a history

01:05:41.920 of painting the crosswalks ever.

01:05:43.800 It's just because like

01:05:44.720 some twinks like to 0.99

01:05:45.960 sodomize each other 0.99

01:05:46.960 which is like

01:05:47.600 the worst reason

01:05:49.180 to paint a sidewalk.

01:05:50.340 Yeah.

01:05:51.180 Exactly.

01:05:51.860 These guys have

01:05:52.380 bottom 10.

01:05:53.140 Bottom 10 at least.

01:05:54.100 These guys have

01:05:54.800 horrible STD rates.

01:05:56.140 Let's start painting

01:05:56.800 the sidewalks about it.

01:05:58.100 Yeah.

01:05:58.420 And so this is a thing

01:05:59.860 that's happening.

01:06:00.320 I think Ron DeSantis

01:06:00.980 has basically been cracking down

01:06:02.340 on municipalities and stuff

01:06:04.020 because these are all done

01:06:04.800 at like the city level. 0.98

01:06:06.040 Like you have a gay city. 1.00

01:06:07.120 I think we have some 0.91

01:06:07.840 in St. Petersburg, Florida.

01:06:10.180 And I saw a lot of the locals

01:06:11.460 be like,

01:06:11.820 what are we going to do?

01:06:12.640 We have to do something.

01:06:14.380 And then their side,

01:06:16.440 the left,

01:06:17.160 I mean,

01:06:17.460 obviously this is old boomers 0.99

01:06:18.880 doing it like, 0.95

01:06:19.820 what the hell? 0.79

01:06:21.100 You don't have anything 0.99

01:06:21.660 better to do

01:06:22.240 than protest against 0.99

01:06:22.940 the gay sidewalks 0.95

01:06:23.720 that only existed

01:06:24.320 two and a half years ago

01:06:25.360 until now.

01:06:27.500 But they,

01:06:29.100 the entire side of this

01:06:31.300 believes that a giant

01:06:33.160 gay pride flag sidewalk

01:06:34.880 is apolitical.

01:06:36.540 That's just nothing.

01:06:37.580 That's above politics.

01:06:38.760 That's the baseline assumption.

01:06:40.780 And whereas our side

01:06:42.060 is like,

01:06:42.420 hey,

01:06:42.600 that's kind of weird.

01:06:43.280 Like we don't need to be like,

01:06:44.320 one group doesn't need

01:06:45.080 to be represented way more.

01:06:46.940 We don't need to do

01:06:47.980 any of this.

01:06:49.100 I don't really want

01:06:49.640 to talk to my kids

01:06:50.380 about why the whole 1.00

01:06:51.000 streets rainbow gay shit 1.00

01:06:52.700 when they start 1.00

01:06:53.880 asking questions.

01:06:55.000 And that's just

01:06:56.060 a weird gaslighting thing

01:06:57.340 that like,

01:06:58.340 oh,

01:06:59.120 gay rights is like, 1.00

01:07:00.440 that's a baseline part

01:07:01.600 of everybody's right.

01:07:02.320 It's like,

01:07:02.560 no,

01:07:02.740 it goes against

01:07:03.280 a majority of religions

01:07:04.860 in the world.

01:07:06.380 Pretty much all of them.

01:07:07.380 Yeah.

01:07:07.800 For some reason,

01:07:08.860 it just became

01:07:09.860 this ubiquitous thing

01:07:11.000 a couple years back.

01:07:12.700 Barack Obama

01:07:13.340 won his first term

01:07:14.320 without supporting

01:07:15.120 gay marriage,

01:07:15.980 being specifically

01:07:16.780 against it

01:07:17.600 when asked.

01:07:19.160 And so,

01:07:19.520 I just don't see

01:07:20.600 this thing,

01:07:22.100 they really try

01:07:22.780 to gaslight you

01:07:23.480 after the fact like,

01:07:24.240 this is just

01:07:24.960 being a decent 1.00

01:07:25.860 human fucking being. 1.00

01:07:27.260 You know, 1.00

01:07:27.560 like those Redditor types

01:07:28.540 will say stuff like that.

01:07:29.500 Trump's cracking down 0.96

01:07:30.500 and making gay illegal. 0.96

01:07:32.220 This happened

01:07:33.340 four years ago

01:07:34.540 and now we're stopping.

01:07:35.840 Yeah,

01:07:36.080 it's actually

01:07:36.680 a safety hazard,

01:07:37.600 maybe.

01:07:38.080 I don't know.

01:07:38.880 Like,

01:07:39.100 we're just,

01:07:39.600 you're not getting 0.99

01:07:40.340 your gay little school 0.99

01:07:41.500 project anymore. 0.99

01:07:42.780 That's it.

01:07:43.680 And then the boomers gather. 0.95

01:07:44.780 And the boomers gather. 0.91

01:07:45.580 And I also did some research.

01:07:47.640 There's a boomer

01:07:49.240 retirement home

01:07:50.580 on either side

01:07:51.280 of the street.

01:07:51.780 So that's why

01:07:52.220 they came out.

01:07:53.500 Is that true?

01:07:54.480 Yeah,

01:07:54.640 yeah. 0.83

01:07:54.880 Crazy. 1.00

01:07:55.580 And then the LGBT. 1.00

01:07:56.520 It's Florida after all.

01:07:57.620 Yeah,

01:07:57.900 it is.

01:07:58.480 And the LGBTs in general

01:07:59.860 are not happy.

01:08:01.000 There is a trans

01:08:01.880 day of vengeance planned.

01:08:04.000 Yeah,

01:08:04.240 we want more

01:08:04.880 than visibility.

01:08:06.020 Trans day of vengeance.

01:08:07.120 Stop trans genocide. 0.91

01:08:09.420 That doesn't sound good.

01:08:10.480 Posted by the trans army.

01:08:11.000 That does not sound good.

01:08:12.340 Yeah.

01:08:12.780 And then,

01:08:13.300 this is following

01:08:15.040 the shooting.

01:08:15.580 And this next guy

01:08:16.460 is talking about

01:08:17.540 the trans shooter

01:08:18.460 from last week.

01:08:19.460 And listen to what he says.

01:08:21.380 You know what?

01:08:21.960 There's going to be

01:08:22.420 a lot more of that

01:08:23.360 coming up.

01:08:24.100 You know,

01:08:24.480 especially at these

01:08:25.180 religious areas.

01:08:26.360 You know,

01:08:26.880 hey,

01:08:27.020 we've had enough

01:08:27.860 of your kind

01:08:28.860 coming after

01:08:29.840 public schools,

01:08:31.020 right?

01:08:31.640 It's about time.

01:08:33.120 Yeah.

01:08:34.200 Churches

01:08:34.720 and Catholic schools

01:08:36.540 and religious schools.

01:08:38.020 It's about time

01:08:39.100 they get their turn.

01:08:40.460 That's what I think.

01:08:41.940 That's what I think.

01:08:43.280 I'm just going

01:08:43.900 to sit back

01:08:44.540 and watch people

01:08:45.360 do it.

01:08:46.240 And I'm going 0.99

01:08:46.720 to fucking laugh. 0.99

01:08:48.080 I'm laughing 0.99

01:08:48.660 about yesterday.

01:08:50.220 You guys want

01:08:51.000 to laugh about us?

01:08:52.080 We're going

01:08:52.320 to laugh about you.

01:08:55.240 So he's

01:08:56.080 pro-school shooting

01:08:57.380 as long as it's

01:08:58.320 against his

01:08:59.320 political opponents.

01:09:01.220 What religion

01:09:01.820 is this guy?

01:09:02.900 That is a pretty

01:09:03.740 freaky take.

01:09:04.940 Yeah.

01:09:05.160 And keep in mind

01:09:06.880 when people get

01:09:07.800 in trouble

01:09:08.220 for saying

01:09:08.660 something online,

01:09:09.440 like if a teenager

01:09:10.940 says the N-word

01:09:11.840 in the Xbox

01:09:12.440 live chat,

01:09:14.200 oh,

01:09:14.560 he's a teenager,

01:09:15.380 cut him some slack.

01:09:16.300 This guy's like

01:09:16.940 65 years old.

01:09:18.480 He still hasn't

01:09:19.820 learned.

01:09:20.260 He's 65 years old.

01:09:21.400 Social media has

01:09:22.060 been around for

01:09:22.520 like 15 years

01:09:23.460 at this point.

01:09:24.620 And he's still

01:09:25.420 up there doing 1.00

01:09:26.060 dumb enough shit 1.00

01:09:26.820 like this because 1.00

01:09:27.580 that's how right

01:09:28.560 he thinks he is.

01:09:30.200 Insane.

01:09:30.840 So total lost

01:09:32.480 cause.

01:09:33.680 And,

01:09:34.140 you know,

01:09:35.060 something will

01:09:35.520 happen to him.

01:09:36.340 Like,

01:09:36.680 you know,

01:09:36.880 some sort of

01:09:37.360 karmic little

01:09:38.640 justice will

01:09:39.460 happen to this

01:09:40.180 kind of guy.

01:09:40.760 That's kind of

01:09:41.280 what happens.

01:09:41.860 You don't really

01:09:42.300 put statements

01:09:43.020 like that out

01:09:43.940 into the world

01:09:44.680 without it

01:09:46.400 coming back to

01:09:47.060 you.

01:09:47.140 It coming back

01:09:47.620 to you.

01:09:48.020 Yeah.

01:09:48.480 All right,

01:09:48.820 let's get away 0.97

01:09:49.320 from the LGBTs 1.00

01:09:50.420 for a sec and

01:09:51.580 let's go to

01:09:52.000 this next clip.

01:09:53.360 They,

01:09:53.780 this couple is

01:09:54.700 outside of a

01:09:55.380 Chris Brown

01:09:55.900 concert and

01:09:56.680 then someone

01:09:57.360 who's like a

01:09:58.280 TikToker comes

01:09:59.160 over and asks

01:10:00.800 the wife something

01:10:01.620 pretty interesting.

01:10:03.000 We're with

01:10:03.560 Chris Brown's

01:10:04.040 media team

01:10:04.540 and we're

01:10:04.780 looking to

01:10:05.140 bring some

01:10:05.600 lovely women 1.00

01:10:06.780 backstage.

01:10:07.720 Are you guys,

01:10:08.200 are you guys a fan?

01:10:09.300 Yes.

01:10:09.640 Are you guys a fan

01:10:10.180 of Chris Brown?

01:10:11.180 Yes.

01:10:11.680 Would you be okay

01:10:12.700 with her going

01:10:13.220 backstage with

01:10:14.260 Chris Brown?

01:10:15.760 Yeah.

01:10:16.120 If you said no

01:10:16.760 I'd leave you.

01:10:17.400 Yeah,

01:10:17.620 I know.

01:10:18.000 What?

01:10:18.640 Yeah,

01:10:18.900 probably.

01:10:20.160 You're lying,

01:10:21.200 right?

01:10:21.380 You're actually

01:10:22.040 playing around?

01:10:22.580 This was the

01:10:22.900 one in a million

01:10:23.520 show.

01:10:23.800 This was the

01:10:24.160 one in a million?

01:10:24.660 This is your

01:10:25.780 concert of a lifetime?

01:10:26.780 You're okay

01:10:27.320 with that?

01:10:28.140 Of course.

01:10:28.720 How long

01:10:29.020 have you been

01:10:29.280 together for?

01:10:29.780 You trust her?

01:10:33.000 When it comes

01:10:33.560 to Chris Brown

01:10:34.000 it's a whole

01:10:34.320 different story.

01:10:34.960 It's a whole

01:10:35.260 different story?

01:10:35.920 I already know

01:10:36.840 that.

01:10:36.900 He knows it.

01:10:38.060 Oh,

01:10:38.340 so you give her

01:10:38.820 up for Chris

01:10:39.200 Brown pretty much? 0.95

01:10:40.080 She'd have the

01:10:40.600 hall pass.

01:10:41.220 The hall pass?

01:10:42.980 The entire pass

01:10:44.000 for Chris Brown.

01:10:45.580 Why not?

01:10:46.320 Why wouldn't she?

01:10:47.500 It's crazy.

01:10:48.480 Okay,

01:10:48.720 we're going to

01:10:48.960 get your details.

01:10:49.820 Okay.

01:10:50.640 Get out.

01:10:56.480 Just kidding.

01:10:57.300 Chris Brown

01:10:57.680 isn't interested

01:10:58.220 but your marriage

01:10:59.320 is a joke.

01:10:59.980 Yeah.

01:11:00.540 We did find

01:11:01.280 something out about you.

01:11:02.240 I'm a Twitch streamer

01:11:04.160 and we actually

01:11:06.720 just humiliated you.

01:11:07.960 And this is another

01:11:09.080 reason why as a man

01:11:10.500 you can't wear jerseys

01:11:12.020 of other men 0.90

01:11:12.980 because it's gay 0.99

01:11:13.880 and it tells your wife 0.99

01:11:15.700 that there's other men

01:11:16.460 that are better than you.

01:11:17.580 Yeah,

01:11:17.940 that's true.

01:11:18.760 There's a certain age,

01:11:20.000 a couple years

01:11:20.820 after college.

01:11:22.420 Right after college

01:11:23.420 you kind of stop

01:11:24.060 wearing jerseys.

01:11:25.360 You hang them up.

01:11:27.380 But yeah,

01:11:28.300 this woman,

01:11:29.080 it's also an interesting

01:11:30.280 thing where you

01:11:30.940 humiliate yourself

01:11:31.580 and they don't care

01:11:32.660 that,

01:11:33.180 you know,

01:11:33.520 these people don't care. 0.98

01:11:34.800 It's just humiliating

01:11:35.520 for us watchers.

01:11:37.340 But there's a,

01:11:38.180 knowing what your net worth is,

01:11:40.660 you know,

01:11:40.920 knowing what your

01:11:41.700 sex appeal is,

01:11:44.260 we're with Chris Brown's

01:11:45.380 media team.

01:11:46.140 We're coming to you

01:11:47.260 the 496th,

01:11:49.380 like the 5,096th

01:11:52.560 most attractive person

01:11:53.640 at the concert

01:11:54.220 and the concert

01:11:55.200 only has 6,000 people.

01:11:56.580 Yeah.

01:11:56.980 So like,

01:11:57.660 you humiliate yourself, 1.00

01:11:59.420 you do the crazy shit 1.00

01:12:00.380 for like the most obvious 1.00

01:12:02.560 prank of all time.

01:12:04.040 It's not realistic.

01:12:05.080 And the guy has no respect

01:12:06.180 for himself,

01:12:06.880 which is why she

01:12:07.820 doesn't respect him either

01:12:09.140 and blatantly

01:12:10.880 says that she's down

01:12:12.260 to cheat

01:12:12.740 in front of him

01:12:13.560 on camera.

01:12:14.580 Yeah.

01:12:15.420 That's as bad as it gets.

01:12:16.540 That's pure cringe,

01:12:17.260 boys and girls.

01:12:18.080 But it does get a little worse

01:12:19.340 in our next two clips.

01:12:20.620 The first one's

01:12:21.200 not that bad.

01:12:22.700 We have a couple 0.94

01:12:23.720 gay dancing clips here. 0.89

01:12:24.940 This first is from Baylor. 0.98

01:12:33.240 What am I looking at here?

01:12:34.760 I don't know

01:12:35.340 who this group is.

01:12:37.800 Stewards or something?

01:12:38.940 Whatever they call it.

01:12:40.020 Like,

01:12:41.280 little workers? 0.99

01:12:43.800 Yeah.

01:12:45.940 So I'm hoping

01:12:47.180 this is fraternity hazing.

01:12:49.780 Yeah,

01:12:49.980 I hope they're being bullied.

01:12:51.220 I hope they're being hazed. 1.00

01:12:52.500 That would be

01:12:52.780 the best case scenario.

01:12:53.980 Or maybe they're special needs.

01:12:55.780 That would be fine.

01:12:56.800 Yeah,

01:12:57.040 that would be great.

01:12:57.620 Nice job, fellas.

01:12:58.360 That would bail them out

01:12:59.220 completely.

01:13:00.160 But other than that,

01:13:01.120 I don't know

01:13:01.480 what's going on there

01:13:02.440 and why you need people

01:13:03.780 on the field

01:13:04.540 doing that.

01:13:05.540 And maybe I'm wrong

01:13:06.400 and it's some sort

01:13:07.060 of special needs group

01:13:07.920 and I apologize.

01:13:09.020 I'll send you guys

01:13:09.520 some shirts.

01:13:10.100 Good for you guys.

01:13:11.060 This next one,

01:13:12.400 this is where it gets

01:13:13.360 really interesting.

01:13:14.960 These are some 0.99

01:13:15.980 gay black twinks 1.00

01:13:17.320 letting it all out 1.00

01:13:18.160 on the field.

01:13:19.020 Dad,

01:13:46.760 did you see me

01:13:47.160 on the field

01:13:47.580 for the big game?

01:13:49.080 Just kidding.

01:13:49.580 There is no dad.

01:13:50.400 Yeah,

01:13:50.900 yeah,

01:13:51.360 I was going to say.

01:13:52.600 And that wasn't even

01:13:53.400 coordinated.

01:13:54.460 They weren't doing

01:13:54.800 anything together.

01:13:55.420 It was just like

01:13:55.980 everybody go out there

01:13:56.820 and flop around

01:13:57.580 as best you can.

01:13:58.720 They spaz in. 0.97

01:13:59.600 Yeah,

01:13:59.820 it's spaz out time

01:14:00.900 and they're all flopping

01:14:02.080 doing the splits 1.00

01:14:02.760 and shit. 1.00

01:14:03.580 Crazy. 1.00

01:14:04.320 I mean,

01:14:04.580 and then one guy's

01:14:05.280 good at flips 1.00

01:14:05.860 but you're so gay 1.00

01:14:06.840 that I hate you. 1.00

01:14:08.040 Yeah. 0.88

01:14:08.440 You know,

01:14:08.740 like this guy does

01:14:09.620 whatever,

01:14:10.400 like six back flips

01:14:11.360 in a row

01:14:11.820 at the beginning,

01:14:12.420 maybe more.

01:14:13.240 It's impressive.

01:14:13.720 It's very impressive 0.94

01:14:14.680 but I hate you. 0.85

01:14:16.080 Yeah. 0.99

01:14:16.640 Because all your buddies 1.00

01:14:17.520 are doing the gayest shit 1.00

01:14:18.540 you could think of. 1.00

01:14:19.220 They're doing the splits on it.

01:14:20.580 So there's a weird thing

01:14:21.500 happening with football now.

01:14:23.560 It's up for grabs.

01:14:24.460 The band and football

01:14:25.860 used to have

01:14:26.580 this symbiotic relationship.

01:14:28.460 You know,

01:14:28.780 band kids were kind of the nerds

01:14:29.920 but they were tied

01:14:30.940 to the same event.

01:14:32.020 Mm-hmm.

01:14:32.480 And it was all surrounding

01:14:33.720 the football players

01:14:35.280 who are tough guys

01:14:36.200 who are going to go

01:14:36.620 beat the other team.

01:14:37.500 Yeah.

01:14:37.780 And now they're letting 0.95

01:14:38.480 gay black men 1.00

01:14:39.300 flip and spin 1.00

01:14:40.280 and do the splits 1.00

01:14:41.120 and twerk and shit. 0.98

01:14:42.400 I don't know 0.98

01:14:43.040 what happened, guys.

01:14:44.060 I don't know

01:14:44.400 what happened.

01:14:45.060 It's like football

01:14:45.800 is now an equal

01:14:47.200 opportunity venue

01:14:48.400 for everyone

01:14:49.080 to go spaz

01:14:49.860 and do your thing.

01:14:50.720 Everyone gets their time.

01:14:52.140 Everyone gets

01:14:52.520 their little moment.

01:14:53.320 It's pretty crazy.

01:14:54.100 Yeah.

01:14:54.680 All right.

01:14:54.880 Well, that's the end

01:14:55.320 of Cringe of the Week.

01:14:55.860 We're now moving on

01:14:56.500 to Urban Decay.

01:14:59.160 All right.

01:14:59.720 Our first clip

01:15:00.300 of Urban Decay

01:15:01.180 is Mayor Brandon Johnson

01:15:02.760 of Chicago.

01:15:04.360 He signed an order

01:15:05.440 that says

01:15:06.540 that the police

01:15:07.140 are not going

01:15:07.920 to cooperate

01:15:08.480 with the feds

01:15:09.260 or National Guard

01:15:10.280 in Chicago.

01:15:11.780 I'm signing

01:15:12.740 an executive order

01:15:13.760 today that will

01:15:14.800 launch the

01:15:15.540 Protecting Chicago

01:15:17.100 Initiative.

01:15:18.380 This is a project

01:15:19.560 that builds on

01:15:20.240 the months of preparation

01:15:21.120 that we have done

01:15:21.900 that has led up

01:15:25.040 to this very moment.

01:15:26.540 This order affirms

01:15:27.700 that the Chicago

01:15:28.280 Police Department

01:15:28.960 will not collaborate

01:15:29.920 with military personnel

01:15:32.160 on police patrols

01:15:33.520 or civil immigration

01:15:34.520 enforcement.

01:15:36.360 We will not have

01:15:37.680 our police officers

01:15:38.780 who are working hard

01:15:40.220 every single day

01:15:41.120 to drive down crime

01:15:43.540 deputized

01:15:45.500 to do traffic stops

01:15:46.760 and checkpoints

01:15:47.400 for the president.

01:15:48.840 So to protect Chicago,

01:15:51.420 they're not going

01:15:52.260 to cooperate

01:15:52.780 with the feds

01:15:53.500 or National Guard

01:15:54.480 who are there

01:15:55.160 trying to stop crime. 0.99

01:15:56.780 He's got a black 1.00

01:15:57.460 sign language interpreter

01:15:58.660 and a guy

01:15:59.960 who's wearing a shirt

01:16:01.080 that says no one

01:16:01.800 is illegal

01:16:02.280 right next to him.

01:16:03.140 And then we have

01:16:04.280 some stats.

01:16:05.100 At least 35 people

01:16:06.200 shot five fatally

01:16:07.420 in shootings

01:16:08.080 across Chicago

01:16:09.000 so far this Labor Day

01:16:10.140 weekend and that

01:16:10.800 was as of Sunday.

01:16:12.060 That doesn't include

01:16:12.860 the Monday.

01:16:13.700 Where everyone's off.

01:16:15.000 End of summer bonanza

01:16:16.100 for shootings. 0.92

01:16:17.180 Get your last shootings 0.97

01:16:18.120 in before summer stops.

01:16:19.500 So that's a little,

01:16:20.900 that's like an ironic

01:16:22.120 one-two right there.

01:16:23.680 We're not going to

01:16:24.220 cooperate with Trump

01:16:25.180 trying to stop crime

01:16:26.300 as crime is so bad

01:16:28.120 and he signed an order

01:16:29.260 and it's called

01:16:29.820 Protecting Chicago Order

01:16:31.640 or whatever.

01:16:32.480 Yeah, the words

01:16:33.040 don't matter.

01:16:33.940 The words don't matter

01:16:34.940 anymore.

01:16:36.080 It could be the 0.92

01:16:37.040 kill all Chicagoans

01:16:38.140 bill and it'll be like 1.00

01:16:40.120 finally they do

01:16:40.800 some real safety.

01:16:42.680 It's gotten so backwards

01:16:43.880 so feds are still

01:16:45.700 going to go in.

01:16:46.860 The funny part is

01:16:48.320 is all these cities,

01:16:52.020 the biggest cities

01:16:52.740 in America,

01:16:53.560 they all have huge

01:16:54.700 federal buildings

01:16:55.760 already.

01:16:57.540 Like there's even

01:16:58.340 a federal jail

01:16:59.180 in downtown Chicago.

01:17:00.380 I used to have a view

01:17:01.080 of it from an apartment

01:17:02.020 that I lived in Chicago

01:17:02.920 but these feds 0.98

01:17:05.800 all have like

01:17:06.600 strong footholds

01:17:07.700 in all the cities

01:17:08.380 that are resisting

01:17:09.260 the federal influence

01:17:10.640 now and it's like

01:17:11.280 yeah, we got it

01:17:13.100 right downtown,

01:17:14.220 you know.

01:17:14.660 So the National Guard

01:17:15.900 comes out

01:17:16.500 and it amplifies

01:17:17.540 the amount of stuff

01:17:19.380 that federal agents

01:17:20.180 can do, right?

01:17:21.120 So we don't really

01:17:22.620 need the cooperation

01:17:23.340 and we've shown you

01:17:24.640 the blueprint.

01:17:25.620 Washington, D.C.

01:17:26.300 was a unique example

01:17:27.280 because Metropolitan

01:17:29.280 Police Department

01:17:30.020 actually rolls up,

01:17:31.320 can roll up to Trump

01:17:32.440 if he wants it to

01:17:33.480 because it is

01:17:34.060 the nation's capital.

01:17:35.280 But we'll see.

01:17:36.180 I want to see

01:17:36.600 how it works out

01:17:37.280 in Chicago.

01:17:38.060 It would be great

01:17:38.720 if they just worked it out,

01:17:40.020 they got the National Guard

01:17:41.060 there, they got the feds there

01:17:42.320 and then there's like

01:17:42.960 no murders for a week

01:17:44.420 or whatever

01:17:44.840 and then everyone

01:17:45.540 who was using

01:17:47.500 Brandon Johnson

01:17:48.140 as their leader

01:17:48.740 or like relying on him

01:17:49.820 as their leader

01:17:50.300 before that will go,

01:17:51.520 that other plan

01:17:53.240 kind of works

01:17:53.820 a little better.

01:17:54.900 And you know

01:17:55.160 what's interesting?

01:17:56.760 You know how

01:17:57.660 after COVID

01:17:58.740 there was all this

01:18:00.540 pent-up demand,

01:18:01.600 they call it,

01:18:02.120 pent-up demand

01:18:03.500 to travel,

01:18:04.340 to go to Disney World,

01:18:05.360 to go on vacation.

01:18:06.620 It was like people

01:18:07.540 who had been inside

01:18:08.420 for a long time

01:18:09.060 and they go,

01:18:09.460 I want to go out.

01:18:10.980 Airbnbs blew up,

01:18:12.180 you know,

01:18:12.580 random vacation spots

01:18:13.880 kind of blew up.

01:18:14.840 There was all this

01:18:15.300 pent-up demand

01:18:16.020 and I think

01:18:17.260 when you have police

01:18:18.380 occupying like a bad

01:18:19.740 part of the city,

01:18:21.060 I think a lot of it,

01:18:22.560 like,

01:18:22.600 and maybe there

01:18:23.160 will be some,

01:18:24.420 but like murder

01:18:26.180 doesn't really become

01:18:27.620 pent-up demand,

01:18:28.820 you know,

01:18:29.420 because a lot of it's

01:18:30.220 impulsive

01:18:30.720 and I'm angry

01:18:31.480 at this minute

01:18:32.100 and you don't hype

01:18:33.280 yourself up

01:18:33.720 to kill someone again 1.00

01:18:34.660 after the federal 0.92

01:18:35.700 presence goes away,

01:18:36.760 you know what I mean?

01:18:37.840 So if you stop

01:18:38.720 certain murders

01:18:39.400 at a certain time,

01:18:40.260 you really stopped

01:18:41.200 a murder.

01:18:41.820 That's a good point.

01:18:42.500 Unless it's a true

01:18:43.180 gang beef,

01:18:44.060 this guy snitched

01:18:44.860 and I have to do it

01:18:45.860 for my gang,

01:18:47.240 but those little

01:18:47.880 angry ones,

01:18:48.800 those like I'm

01:18:49.300 bubbling up moments,

01:18:50.400 but it's like, 1.00

01:18:50.760 ah shit, 1.00

01:18:51.180 there's feds down 1.00

01:18:51.680 the street though.

01:18:52.240 I'll get back

01:18:52.880 to this next week.

01:18:53.760 They don't really

01:18:54.540 circle back.

01:18:55.280 There is no pent-up

01:18:56.160 demand for some

01:18:56.840 of those crimes,

01:18:57.580 so I think that's

01:18:58.220 an interesting piece

01:18:58.940 that I thought of

01:18:59.540 before we started

01:19:00.120 filming.

01:19:00.560 That's a good point.

01:19:01.920 Next,

01:19:02.420 we have two quick

01:19:03.080 stories here.

01:19:03.880 One is just an

01:19:04.520 example of bad bail

01:19:06.280 and then the other

01:19:07.020 is just a euphemism.

01:19:08.620 Yeah,

01:19:08.940 Brandon Levy,

01:19:09.760 who killed a cop

01:19:10.440 in St. Louis,

01:19:11.900 let out of jail

01:19:12.700 on a 5K bond

01:19:14.140 and here's his mugshot.

01:19:15.700 And there was more

01:19:16.540 to the story.

01:19:17.320 That murder

01:19:18.200 took place 17 years ago.

01:19:20.000 Yeah,

01:19:20.420 there were finally

01:19:21.180 some witnesses

01:19:21.720 and he finally

01:19:22.300 got arrested,

01:19:22.860 but still. 1.00

01:19:23.500 Kill a cop 0.99

01:19:24.100 and you get 5K bond? 1.00

01:19:25.400 Killed an off-duty cop

01:19:26.560 and it's 5K,

01:19:28.260 he's out.

01:19:29.540 And then Shiloh Hendricks.

01:19:30.240 Shouldn't something

01:19:31.260 be happening?

01:19:31.760 And then Shiloh Hendricks

01:19:32.560 calls him an N-word

01:19:33.420 and lock her up. 0.99

01:19:34.820 Yeah.

01:19:34.920 Next,

01:19:35.900 we have a bad euphemism guy.

01:19:38.300 Heartless stranger

01:19:39.140 pushes girl 3 1.00

01:19:40.500 in broad daylight

01:19:41.320 attack while walking

01:19:42.860 with mom in New York City.

01:19:44.920 It's a 3-year-old.

01:19:45.960 3-year-old.

01:19:46.780 You beat up a 3-year-old.

01:19:48.140 You went and pushed

01:19:48.700 a 3-year-old.

01:19:49.500 Heartless stranger,

01:19:50.440 you can't just say 1.00

01:19:51.140 black repeat offender. 0.99

01:19:52.440 Yeah. 1.00

01:19:53.180 Which we all know it is.

01:19:54.240 We all know it is.

01:19:54.920 I don't even know the history.

01:19:56.060 I guarantee he's got

01:19:56.980 a rap sheet.

01:19:57.500 When the maniac

01:19:59.480 blindsided the little girl.

01:20:01.220 Yeah. 0.98

01:20:02.080 Just some black guy. 0.95

01:20:03.420 Who should have been 0.98

01:20:03.960 in jail 20 felonies ago.

01:20:05.940 Yeah.

01:20:06.520 Alright,

01:20:06.800 our next clip

01:20:07.940 is a fight at Walmart.

01:20:09.660 Things get off the chain.

01:20:14.560 Here we go.

01:20:15.780 This is Walmart.

01:20:16.280 Where is she at?

01:20:42.440 Where is she at?

01:20:43.940 Where is she at?

01:20:44.860 Where is she at? 1.00

01:20:46.520 Fuck you, me. 1.00

01:20:47.700 Fuck you, me. 1.00

01:20:48.700 Fuck you, me. 1.00

01:20:49.540 Walmart. 1.00

01:20:50.580 Indianapolis.

01:20:51.900 Indiana.

01:20:58.880 There's a letter

01:20:59.600 between M and O.

01:21:01.520 Yeah.

01:21:02.440 And I thought

01:21:02.940 it was really interesting.

01:21:03.800 There's like a baby

01:21:04.520 on the one lady's hip 0.55

01:21:06.080 and she actually hands

01:21:07.060 the baby off

01:21:07.840 to someone else.

01:21:08.580 And I was thinking like,

01:21:09.340 oh, maybe you're

01:21:10.660 taking the high road

01:21:11.540 and like protecting the child.

01:21:13.020 But then the lady 0.98

01:21:13.780 with the baby

01:21:14.320 starts throwing stuff

01:21:15.200 into the fight.

01:21:15.980 Yeah, the baby

01:21:16.540 doesn't actually

01:21:17.100 keep people out.

01:21:18.400 That's the interesting part.

01:21:20.040 And this is just

01:21:20.920 an average fight brawl

01:21:22.820 in Walmart

01:21:23.700 against an employee.

01:21:25.240 So why is this

01:21:26.400 an urban decay?

01:21:27.060 I kind of thought

01:21:27.620 about this

01:21:28.220 and this woman's 0.73

01:21:30.940 in an all-out brawl

01:21:31.920 where they can't

01:21:32.440 even break it up.

01:21:33.120 And you know,

01:21:33.460 people get banned

01:21:34.180 from stores for life.

01:21:35.840 You know,

01:21:36.480 you're banned for life,

01:21:37.360 you're banned for a year

01:21:38.200 or whatever. 0.97

01:21:39.380 And the black community 0.99

01:21:40.600 is always complaining 0.91

01:21:41.580 about food deserts

01:21:42.800 and things like that

01:21:43.600 or there's no grocery stores

01:21:45.140 around me.

01:21:46.020 And this is probably

01:21:46.700 in the bad area

01:21:47.700 of Indianapolis,

01:21:48.720 the hood area.

01:21:49.840 And like you're risking

01:21:50.840 getting banned

01:21:51.620 from the one place

01:21:52.440 where you can get

01:21:52.880 everything on EBT from.

01:21:54.720 Yeah, if you get banned

01:21:55.540 from the Walmart

01:21:56.280 that takes your EBT,

01:21:57.680 that might be devastating.

01:21:58.780 Now you're traveling

01:21:59.900 10 miles.

01:22:00.680 I know.

01:22:01.120 And you don't have a car,

01:22:02.340 you ain't got nothing.

01:22:03.680 So I don't know,

01:22:04.560 that's kind of what

01:22:05.160 I was thinking about in that.

01:22:06.440 That's pretty good.

01:22:07.060 You don't want to

01:22:07.520 upset the Walmart.

01:22:08.360 Also, Walmart,

01:22:09.780 it's basically its own town.

01:22:11.640 A lot of Walmarts

01:22:12.560 have like a cop there

01:22:14.040 stationed

01:22:14.960 because they get

01:22:15.520 so many calls.

01:22:16.400 Yeah, that's pretty good.

01:22:17.880 So you're risking it

01:22:18.780 in front of the cop,

01:22:19.720 you're risking the arrest

01:22:20.700 and the ban

01:22:21.420 from the one store 1.00

01:22:22.220 where you get all your shit. 1.00

01:22:22.520 What could have happened? 0.99

01:22:23.420 What could the worker

01:22:24.680 at Walmart

01:22:25.200 have said or done?

01:22:26.740 I think there was beef

01:22:27.520 that she brought

01:22:28.080 into the store.

01:22:28.940 Yeah.

01:22:29.200 I think there were some

01:22:29.760 previous hood rat beef

01:22:30.900 that you brought in

01:22:31.640 because she was

01:22:32.080 some of the things

01:22:32.600 she was young.

01:22:33.100 Where is he?

01:22:33.740 Where is he? 1.00

01:22:34.300 Some shit like that 0.99

01:22:35.060 might have been over a man. 0.99

01:22:36.940 But either way,

01:22:37.680 you brought it to work.

01:22:38.580 He's not at the Walmart.

01:22:40.680 Where is he?

01:22:41.460 He's got to be here somewhere.

01:22:42.620 You're here.

01:22:43.180 You guys are all hanging out.

01:22:44.420 Yeah.

01:22:45.000 Yeah, I'm at work.

01:22:46.300 All right.

01:22:46.620 Our next story,

01:22:47.580 a Georgia State player

01:22:48.760 snatches an Ole Miss

01:22:49.960 player's chain

01:22:50.880 in the pregame.

01:22:51.980 A little drama pregame.

01:22:53.460 Ole Miss was entering

01:22:54.420 its locker room

01:22:55.900 and Tyler Scott,

01:22:57.040 defensive back

01:22:57.760 for Georgia State,

01:22:59.340 decided to snatch

01:23:00.780 somebody's chain.

01:23:02.460 And not only that,

01:23:03.500 but he decided to do it

01:23:04.740 for Xavier Harris.

01:23:06.720 Law enforcement

01:23:07.640 got involved.

01:23:09.980 Del McGee,

01:23:10.700 their head coach,

01:23:11.320 was not at all happy.

01:23:12.740 See the chain in his hand,

01:23:14.000 decides to toss it

01:23:15.020 into the stands.

01:23:16.580 Even if his teammates

01:23:17.480 are like,

01:23:17.820 dude,

01:23:17.940 what are we doing here?

01:23:19.320 We haven't seen Tyler Scott

01:23:20.720 in the game,

01:23:21.340 the Auburn transfer.

01:23:23.380 Snatch your chain,

01:23:24.720 also known as

01:23:25.680 Grand Larceny.

01:23:27.200 Yeah.

01:23:27.800 These,

01:23:28.360 these urban individuals,

01:23:30.040 they come up with a name

01:23:31.280 for something

01:23:31.920 and then they think

01:23:32.800 it makes it something else.

01:23:34.400 Like,

01:23:34.920 oh,

01:23:35.120 I wasn't stealing.

01:23:35.960 I just snatched his chain.

01:23:37.180 It's like,

01:23:37.440 that was $1,500.

01:23:39.040 That,

01:23:39.300 that's stealing.

01:23:40.220 That's a felony.

01:23:40.960 Yeah.

01:23:41.300 Oh,

01:23:41.620 I wasn't doing check fraud.

01:23:43.240 I was doing the chase money glitch.

01:23:45.000 That's check fraud.

01:23:46.220 So,

01:23:46.680 they come up with a new name

01:23:47.760 and then they think

01:23:48.320 it's like all good.

01:23:49.560 And apparently this guy,

01:23:51.260 stole his towel or something.

01:23:53.380 There was an escalation.

01:23:54.320 So,

01:23:54.620 it's not like totally out of the blue.

01:23:56.240 But then sitting there in the game

01:23:57.900 and you can't even,

01:23:58.820 he transferred from Auburn.

01:24:00.360 So,

01:24:00.540 I assume he was a good player.

01:24:01.940 Auburn to Georgia State

01:24:02.860 is a step down.

01:24:04.060 Doesn't get to play 0.99

01:24:04.880 because he's fucking around pregame. 0.99

01:24:06.880 Some of these people are just doomed. 0.99

01:24:08.260 And then it makes you wonder,

01:24:09.100 well,

01:24:09.220 why do you leave Auburn?

01:24:10.620 Probably because he had

01:24:11.220 a low impulse control,

01:24:12.480 borderline retards. 0.98

01:24:13.880 He can run fast.

01:24:14.860 Yeah, 1.00

01:24:14.880 fighting in the locker room type shit. 0.98

01:24:16.600 Yeah, 0.99

01:24:16.760 but the big theme is

01:24:17.740 they rebrand something

01:24:19.260 and then they think

01:24:20.000 it's a new thing

01:24:20.760 that isn't a crime.

01:24:21.940 Police are going to get involved.

01:24:23.420 Yeah.

01:24:24.340 Just because you call it something else

01:24:26.100 doesn't mean

01:24:26.780 it's not against the law.

01:24:28.320 They launder it through verbiage.

01:24:30.140 I don't know.

01:24:30.580 Chase money glitch.

01:24:31.420 Just the chase money glitch.

01:24:32.280 Is that illegal?

01:24:33.180 Sir,

01:24:33.460 you owe me $40,000.

01:24:34.820 I know you think

01:24:35.780 that was a glitch,

01:24:36.660 but what you did

01:24:37.320 was heinously illegal.

01:24:39.080 All right,

01:24:39.300 our next clip

01:24:40.060 is more stealing.

01:24:41.520 This woman goes around 1.00

01:24:42.460 her neighborhood

01:24:42.980 and just steals

01:24:43.680 everyone's flowers.

01:24:44.620 Is this what it's come to?

01:24:46.760 People are stealing

01:24:47.860 each other's plants.

01:24:48.960 This is an Ajax, Ontario.

01:24:50.660 And no,

01:24:51.000 this woman

01:24:51.460 didn't just steal

01:24:52.560 this person's plants.

01:24:54.040 They literally

01:24:54.940 walked around

01:24:56.040 all of the neighborhood

01:24:57.440 to steal

01:24:58.020 all of the planters.

01:24:59.440 Like,

01:24:59.720 there's no shame.

01:25:01.080 Like,

01:25:01.220 I don't understand this.

01:25:02.500 This is not even a necessity.

01:25:04.960 Is she a botanist?

01:25:06.300 This is not,

01:25:07.160 yeah,

01:25:07.540 she's doing experiments. 1.00

01:25:08.480 She's going to try to mix 1.00

01:25:09.340 red and green flowers,

01:25:11.020 make purple.

01:25:12.040 How well is she supposed

01:25:12.840 to get nice flow arrangements?

01:25:14.440 Spend her own money? 1.00

01:25:15.400 Yeah.

01:25:15.980 That's pretty good.

01:25:17.020 Yeah,

01:25:17.300 and then,

01:25:17.740 you know,

01:25:17.980 this is one of the things,

01:25:18.960 he says,

01:25:19.580 this isn't even,

01:25:20.520 this isn't even necessary

01:25:22.100 or whatever,

01:25:22.560 the guy commenting at the end.

01:25:23.700 It's like,

01:25:24.080 yeah,

01:25:24.320 they like to steal.

01:25:25.560 Some of them

01:25:26.000 just like to steal.

01:25:27.620 That's a good point.

01:25:28.600 They're long-term criminals

01:25:29.300 and they just like it.

01:25:30.800 And a lot of times

01:25:31.460 when discussing,

01:25:32.220 like,

01:25:32.440 the decay of a neighborhood,

01:25:33.940 people will say,

01:25:34.740 oh,

01:25:34.900 it's the broken window theory.

01:25:36.260 If you have a broken window,

01:25:37.440 then the whole neighborhood

01:25:38.100 goes downhill

01:25:38.720 because it's a sign

01:25:39.720 they don't take care of it 0.98

01:25:40.680 and then people stop

01:25:41.520 taking care of it.

01:25:42.880 Yeah.

01:25:43.320 This is like the one N-word theory. 0.74

01:25:45.180 Yeah.

01:25:45.800 Or if you're in a neighborhood

01:25:46.760 and there's one N-word around, 1.00

01:25:48.200 it's like some bad shit 0.99

01:25:49.000 is probably going to happen. 0.99

01:25:50.380 Yeah.

01:25:50.760 You can't have nice things.

01:25:52.080 You could argue that for sure.

01:25:53.520 I wouldn't say that too loud

01:25:55.020 in public transportation

01:25:56.680 or something.

01:25:57.820 But,

01:25:58.100 the whole point is,

01:26:00.220 yeah,

01:26:00.480 like,

01:26:01.560 it's,

01:26:02.380 you could have one house

01:26:03.900 decaying in a neighborhood,

01:26:05.100 right?

01:26:05.360 And it's like, 1.00

01:26:05.860 that's fuck, 1.00

01:26:06.400 he's bringing the property value down. 1.00

01:26:08.440 He leaves that broken down

01:26:10.100 pickup truck

01:26:10.720 parked on his lawn.

01:26:12.360 Ah, 1.00

01:26:12.680 shit. 1.00

01:26:13.320 But actively ruining 1.00

01:26:14.560 the other houses

01:26:15.820 is like a next level insane.

01:26:18.140 Like,

01:26:18.360 you're taking the decoration

01:26:19.320 off other houses.

01:26:20.440 Yeah.

01:26:20.800 So,

01:26:21.020 it's not just like,

01:26:21.820 oh,

01:26:22.060 that's the eyesore

01:26:22.920 of the neighborhood.

01:26:23.760 If a new person came in

01:26:24.960 and got in

01:26:25.480 and redeveloped that,

01:26:26.260 that'd be great.

01:26:27.200 But it's like actively

01:26:28.040 taking everyone else down.

01:26:29.100 Yeah.

01:26:29.360 If you're trying to improve

01:26:30.200 your house a little by little,

01:26:31.940 oh,

01:26:32.080 I put a gnome

01:26:32.780 in front of the house.

01:26:34.120 I just got a gnome.

01:26:35.640 The bird bath.

01:26:36.660 My bouquet of flowers

01:26:38.020 and the bird bath.

01:26:38.760 Everything's going great for me.

01:26:40.180 It just puts a ceiling

01:26:41.300 on what you can do.

01:26:42.340 It's now in a thief hoarder's backyard.

01:26:44.440 Congratulations.

01:26:45.400 And it don't even look nice.

01:26:46.940 All right,

01:26:47.420 our last two clips

01:26:48.260 of Urban Decay.

01:26:49.520 We mentioned this in the intro,

01:26:50.860 the EBT extra benefits.

01:26:52.740 I did not realize

01:26:53.540 they were getting

01:26:54.020 all this extra stuff.

01:26:55.580 Did you know that

01:26:56.180 if you have EBT

01:26:57.000 that you can get

01:26:59.260 high-speed Wi-Fi

01:27:01.060 from Xfinity

01:27:01.820 for $15 a month? 0.99

01:27:03.920 It's pretty fucked up 0.98

01:27:04.780 because I pay over $100 a month 0.99

01:27:06.740 for mine.

01:27:07.820 They get half off

01:27:08.680 of Amazon Prime.

01:27:10.280 Why?

01:27:10.740 Because having your things

01:27:13.480 delivered to you

01:27:14.560 within two days

01:27:16.000 is essential.

01:27:17.600 It's a survival need.

01:27:20.060 Don't think so.

01:27:20.920 Walmart Delivery,

01:27:22.020 Target Circle,

01:27:23.020 Shipt,

01:27:24.180 DoorDash,

01:27:24.860 they all offer discounts

01:27:26.400 for EBT.

01:27:28.700 That to me is wild.

01:27:30.900 So you can go

01:27:32.240 and be lazy

01:27:33.240 and spend your money

01:27:34.240 on having 0.99

01:27:34.880 whatever crap 0.99

01:27:35.920 delivered to your door. 1.00

01:27:38.640 That to me is a luxury.

01:27:40.100 That's a luxury.

01:27:41.720 Most museums,

01:27:43.400 aquariums,

01:27:44.120 and zoos

01:27:44.840 are anywhere between

01:27:45.780 $1 to $3

01:27:47.320 to enter.

01:27:48.960 Again,

01:27:49.560 these are luxury things.

01:27:51.300 This is,

01:27:51.820 I don't take my kid

01:27:52.960 to the museum every day

01:27:54.360 because she needs

01:27:55.020 to be entertained.

01:27:55.680 These are special treats.

01:27:57.820 We went on her birthday.

01:27:59.340 We'll go for special occasions.

01:28:01.460 Why is it,

01:28:02.160 why do you deserve

01:28:03.160 to go for $2

01:28:03.880 and I have to pay $25?

01:28:06.200 That's pretty interesting.

01:28:07.600 It's almost like

01:28:08.440 the EBT mind,

01:28:09.800 they're like keeping

01:28:10.400 them on EBT more

01:28:11.400 where you have

01:28:11.940 cheaper Amazon Primes.

01:28:13.240 Now you don't have

01:28:13.560 to go to the store

01:28:14.240 and buy it yourself.

01:28:15.400 It comes for cheaper

01:28:16.640 and you have all these

01:28:17.660 discounts and weird things

01:28:19.000 and that actually

01:28:20.060 like reinforces

01:28:21.260 the lazy mindset

01:28:22.380 behind it.

01:28:23.100 And the need

01:28:23.840 to be on EBT.

01:28:25.360 You know,

01:28:25.680 the whole point is

01:28:26.420 if EBT was a little hard

01:28:27.780 or it wasn't as good,

01:28:29.120 you'd be like,

01:28:29.680 all right,

01:28:29.920 I really need a new job.

01:28:31.060 I'm really working hard

01:28:32.320 because this doesn't

01:28:34.280 give me a cozy life

01:28:35.520 like I want.

01:28:36.540 But if you get

01:28:37.200 internet,

01:28:38.360 museums,

01:28:39.280 Amazon,

01:28:40.220 DoorDash,

01:28:40.840 I'm DoorDash

01:28:41.360 and Wingstop

01:28:41.840 and I'm using EBT.

01:28:44.060 That's like

01:28:44.800 a pretty good life

01:28:45.820 for some of these

01:28:46.620 street people.

01:28:47.520 They're tucking them in.

01:28:48.380 They're making it comfy.

01:28:49.420 Yeah,

01:28:49.660 get tight,

01:28:50.140 sleep tight.

01:28:51.540 But,

01:28:51.920 and I don't blame

01:28:53.560 the corporations.

01:28:54.640 If I'm Amazon

01:28:55.620 and I know

01:28:56.320 the federal government

01:28:57.500 or it's all

01:28:59.080 distributed

01:28:59.840 at the state level

01:29:00.720 but I know

01:29:01.620 there's 20,

01:29:02.920 like,

01:29:03.180 just for the case

01:29:04.080 of this example,

01:29:05.420 there's $50 billion

01:29:06.480 of EBT spend

01:29:07.800 every year.

01:29:08.720 Hell yeah,

01:29:09.240 I want a piece of it.

01:29:10.440 I'm motivated

01:29:11.240 as a company

01:29:11.880 to politic

01:29:12.660 and get,

01:29:13.640 lobby

01:29:14.180 and get it

01:29:15.160 so that I'm accepted

01:29:16.200 for EBT.

01:29:17.400 I want to be,

01:29:18.440 I don't blame the company.

01:29:19.960 It's up to us

01:29:20.720 as a society

01:29:22.040 to stop this

01:29:22.880 EBT madness.

01:29:24.140 I don't blame Amazon. 0.98

01:29:25.200 I don't blame DoorDash.

01:29:26.460 That's a natural

01:29:27.060 cause of events.

01:29:28.420 It's up to us

01:29:29.220 in the states

01:29:29.860 to kind of crack down.

01:29:31.320 EBT should not be

01:29:32.120 comfy,

01:29:32.440 comfy,

01:29:32.720 fun time.

01:29:33.440 It should be raw ingredients

01:29:34.920 like sustenance.

01:29:36.560 No cakes,

01:29:37.580 no Amazon,

01:29:38.420 no museums.

01:29:39.280 No fun.

01:29:40.060 Read a book.

01:29:40.720 Go to the library.

01:29:42.180 And there is some good news

01:29:43.260 EBT wise.

01:29:44.040 This next clip

01:29:44.720 demonstrates that

01:29:45.740 this lady has to do 1.00

01:29:46.720 some stuff

01:29:47.140 to get her EBT now.

01:29:48.880 Can someone please

01:29:50.460 help me make sense of this?

01:29:53.040 I've been receiving

01:29:54.040 food stamps

01:29:54.880 for the last

01:29:56.080 seven years

01:29:57.420 consistently.

01:30:00.080 I just received

01:30:01.400 a letter in the mail

01:30:02.440 telling me

01:30:03.680 that I now

01:30:04.520 have to do

01:30:05.240 community service

01:30:06.460 hours

01:30:07.060 at least,

01:30:08.900 at least

01:30:09.860 15 hours a week.

01:30:11.500 I have to take

01:30:12.560 out of my time

01:30:13.620 things that I do

01:30:14.800 every day

01:30:15.380 to do community service

01:30:17.120 so that I can

01:30:17.980 still continue

01:30:18.680 to receive

01:30:19.280 the benefits

01:30:19.960 that I receive.

01:30:20.680 And it's like,

01:30:22.600 oh,

01:30:22.720 that's not worth it.

01:30:23.760 I would just

01:30:24.380 get a job.

01:30:25.180 Yeah.

01:30:25.480 And then you go,

01:30:26.060 yeah.

01:30:26.660 That's the whole point.

01:30:27.960 That's what we're

01:30:28.400 trying to do.

01:30:29.140 Go out there

01:30:29.600 and swim,

01:30:30.360 little lady.

01:30:31.020 I'll do 15 hours

01:30:31.820 a week.

01:30:32.060 I'll just get a job.

01:30:33.180 And it's like,

01:30:33.600 yeah,

01:30:33.840 that's exactly it.

01:30:35.020 You got there.

01:30:35.640 I've been on EBT

01:30:36.480 for seven years.

01:30:37.880 Wow.

01:30:38.320 Where did this 15 hours

01:30:39.200 requirement come from?

01:30:41.320 I've been on EBT

01:30:42.160 for seven years.

01:30:43.060 And I don't know

01:30:43.420 what state this is.

01:30:44.200 This is all state by state.

01:30:45.480 But then all of a sudden

01:30:46.440 it's her time.

01:30:47.960 It's our money,

01:30:49.280 but it's her time.

01:30:51.360 So I like to see

01:30:53.100 a little comeuppance.

01:30:54.180 Me too.

01:30:55.000 You know,

01:30:55.540 what's the,

01:30:56.320 there's a meme

01:30:56.860 like anyone can hate the rich.

01:30:58.120 Do you have the courage

01:30:58.680 to hate the poor?

01:31:00.100 Some of them I do.

01:31:01.440 I have the courage.

01:31:02.340 A lot.

01:31:02.780 I have a lot of courage.

01:31:03.620 I've had the courage.

01:31:04.340 I know.

01:31:05.020 All right.

01:31:05.340 Well,

01:31:05.460 don't get too down

01:31:06.340 or too depressed.

01:31:07.360 We're moving on

01:31:07.800 to Uplifting Gold

01:31:08.380 and we have some

01:31:08.860 Uplifting stuff.

01:31:09.700 All right.

01:31:10.840 All right.

01:31:11.660 First clip

01:31:12.540 of Uplifting Gold.

01:31:13.540 I know it's the end of summer,

01:31:15.180 but this is a little

01:31:16.240 summer treat you could do.

01:31:19.960 You pour melted ice cream

01:31:21.460 into the M&M's.

01:31:22.380 You mix it up.

01:31:23.160 You put sticks in.

01:31:24.960 And at the end,

01:31:27.080 you cut it in half

01:31:28.420 and you get these dookie pops.

01:31:32.500 You get the bleeding color 1.00

01:31:34.020 piece of shit, 1.00

01:31:34.820 M&M schloppile. 1.00

01:31:36.240 With a red dye 40. 0.85

01:31:37.860 It makes you autistic.

01:31:39.020 So go ahead.

01:31:39.980 Enjoy.

01:31:40.500 That's a little trick

01:31:41.060 for you guys.

01:31:42.540 Next,

01:31:43.080 this Asian security guard

01:31:45.020 does a cool trick.

01:31:49.980 Is he farting?

01:31:51.280 Yeah.

01:31:53.960 That's pretty good.

01:31:55.140 All right.

01:31:55.700 Uplifting.

01:31:56.080 You like farting like that?

01:31:57.400 No, I hate it.

01:31:58.320 You don't think it's funny?

01:31:59.620 No.

01:32:00.120 And I think people

01:32:00.960 who like fart jokes too much

01:32:02.780 or if I hear somebody like,

01:32:04.840 like fart jokes can be funny,

01:32:06.500 but if I hear someone like

01:32:07.720 laugh at like a really lowbrow

01:32:09.780 fart joke,

01:32:10.420 I kind of get like this

01:32:11.220 disgusted look

01:32:12.100 and I think less of them.

01:32:13.200 Me too.

01:32:13.640 You know what I mean?

01:32:14.240 I know what you mean.

01:32:14.940 And you know I'm not that.

01:32:16.520 Oh, for sure.

01:32:17.100 You know me long enough

01:32:17.880 to know I'm not that.

01:32:19.120 Actually, 0.99

01:32:19.780 I got some bad shit 0.99

01:32:21.260 I could say about you, 0.99

01:32:22.160 but I'm not gonna.

01:32:23.000 All right?

01:32:23.640 Thank you.

01:32:23.800 You know what you did

01:32:24.480 and it needs to stop.

01:32:26.760 Oh, yeah.

01:32:28.260 I could say it.

01:32:29.460 And you won't

01:32:30.240 and I appreciate that

01:32:31.400 and now I'll be on

01:32:32.140 my best behavior.

01:32:33.120 Yep.

01:32:33.740 Because I'll say it next week

01:32:34.880 if it happens again.

01:32:35.960 No, no, no.

01:32:36.900 Okay, next we have

01:32:38.900 another Asian man

01:32:40.080 up to something different.

01:32:41.140 This guy made a cat town.

01:32:43.000 It's taken me three months

01:32:44.040 to complete my new cat town.

01:32:46.700 We've worked hard

01:32:47.520 to create a complete

01:32:48.700 urban environment

01:32:49.540 for the cats.

01:32:51.620 Wait, me danglaos?

01:32:53.820 Is McDonald's over there?

01:32:55.540 Yeah.

01:32:56.440 Me danglaos?

01:32:57.420 You didn't know that?

01:32:58.200 No, it's pretty good.

01:32:59.460 So they can see

01:33:00.200 the human world

01:33:01.060 built on their scale.

01:33:02.840 This is like AI English, right?

01:33:05.700 Probably.

01:33:06.180 Subway video.

01:33:07.940 It went viral in China

01:33:09.140 and around the world.

01:33:10.760 Despite showing the details

01:33:12.060 of how it was built,

01:33:13.180 a lot of comets

01:33:14.000 still thought it was made by AI.

01:33:16.920 In the future,

01:33:17.920 I'll definitely show you

01:33:18.820 more of the construction process

01:33:20.260 so people can see

01:33:21.500 that we are not faking it.

01:33:23.560 That's cool.

01:33:24.880 I like how the internet,

01:33:26.560 you know,

01:33:26.760 there's the dark side

01:33:27.400 of the internet 0.99

01:33:27.780 where the kids are retarded 0.99

01:33:28.980 and they have no attention span 0.96

01:33:30.000 and books need to be

01:33:30.860 in TikTok form now.

01:33:32.220 But then the other part

01:33:32.940 of the internet is like

01:33:33.680 this guy has a YouTube channel

01:33:34.980 and then that allows him

01:33:36.160 to build the Cat Town.

01:33:37.700 You know?

01:33:38.480 Yeah.

01:33:39.200 So there's a guy

01:33:40.460 who destroys cars

01:33:41.440 and then the YouTube channel

01:33:42.780 allows him to destroy more.

01:33:44.220 Everyone has their little,

01:33:45.480 it's a force multiplier,

01:33:47.720 if you will.

01:33:48.260 It's like once,

01:33:48.900 it's a perpetual

01:33:49.560 YouTube machine.

01:33:51.620 Mm-hmm.

01:33:52.180 Absolutely.

01:33:52.520 Once you get people liking it,

01:33:53.580 then you do more

01:33:54.240 and then you do more

01:33:54.920 and people like it

01:33:55.660 and then you do more.

01:33:56.600 Absolutely.

01:33:57.720 Cat Town?

01:33:59.040 Yeah,

01:33:59.280 what about it?

01:34:00.620 It's okay.

01:34:02.000 Yeah,

01:34:02.420 whatever.

01:34:02.960 I wouldn't do it.

01:34:03.900 They don't even know.

01:34:04.960 Yeah,

01:34:05.180 they don't know.

01:34:05.900 It's for the people.

01:34:06.840 It's for the people.

01:34:07.460 It's for YouTube views.

01:34:08.080 And also to go back,

01:34:09.240 I know it's like so early

01:34:10.240 in the episode

01:34:10.640 to go back to it.

01:34:11.760 If they put world history

01:34:14.080 in TikTok real form,

01:34:17.520 it's not good.

01:34:18.440 We don't want to be

01:34:19.280 at the point

01:34:19.740 where that's what we're doing,

01:34:20.880 but that might be

01:34:21.700 what we have to do.

01:34:22.720 And if we did it,

01:34:23.920 I think it would work.

01:34:24.920 It's better than nothing.

01:34:25.640 It's better than nothing.

01:34:27.780 It's like create a curriculum

01:34:28.780 that's like 60 second videos.

01:34:31.380 Something there.

01:34:32.340 I don't like it,

01:34:33.160 but there's something there.

01:34:34.420 All right,

01:34:34.680 next,

01:34:35.040 this woman has an elk friend.

01:34:40.700 And she's kind of safe too

01:34:44.920 because the horns,

01:34:46.180 she's like,

01:34:46.640 he can't go in the door,

01:34:47.800 you know?

01:34:49.080 He can't come in the door

01:34:50.180 and hurt you.

01:34:50.940 Yeah.

01:34:52.400 He knows his own limitations.

01:34:55.640 If she went,

01:34:57.360 blah,

01:34:58.000 he would never come back.

01:34:59.960 Takes one dog or something

01:35:02.200 to scare the thing

01:35:03.400 and he never comes back.

01:35:04.280 He likes potatoes.

01:35:05.400 He likes it.

01:35:06.920 I think there is an animal

01:35:07.900 that comes.

01:35:08.460 Let's fast forward.

01:35:10.680 Yeah,

01:35:10.940 cat.

01:35:11.700 Cat there.

01:35:12.920 And he's okay with it.

01:35:13.900 Yeah.

01:35:14.560 That's pretty good.

01:35:15.620 Yeah.

01:35:15.920 You're friends with the elk

01:35:16.600 like that.

01:35:17.260 Yeah.

01:35:17.480 I had a friend in LA

01:35:18.800 who had a deer

01:35:20.120 and he would feed them apples

01:35:21.940 and then the deer

01:35:23.400 had a baby

01:35:24.080 and then he would feed them apples

01:35:25.460 and then the baby

01:35:26.280 had a baby

01:35:27.000 and then the mom died 0.99

01:35:28.100 and then the baby

01:35:28.620 had a baby,

01:35:29.120 whatever.

01:35:29.640 And he had like four generations

01:35:31.420 across like three years.

01:35:33.060 That's nice.

01:35:33.940 Where they were feeding him apples.

01:35:36.160 Of course.

01:35:36.740 That's great.

01:35:37.100 That's kind of cool.

01:35:38.280 Then they get the zombie thing

01:35:39.800 and all of a sudden

01:35:41.240 it's not cool.

01:35:42.060 Yeah.

01:35:42.220 Stop touching him.

01:35:43.060 Yep.

01:35:43.560 All right.

01:35:43.940 Our next clip,

01:35:45.140 we'll play it.

01:35:46.060 We'll scrim through it,

01:35:47.460 but it's a kid

01:35:48.320 on the monorail

01:35:49.260 at an amusement park

01:35:50.620 and he's like

01:35:52.840 in a precarious situation

01:35:54.540 and then eventually

01:35:55.680 some guy goes up there

01:35:56.680 and saves him.

01:35:57.480 Yeah.

01:35:57.800 This is like a Pixar movie thing.

01:35:59.860 This is like what happens. 1.00

01:36:01.020 This is Mr. Magoo level shit. 0.99

01:36:03.120 On the monorail. 1.00

01:36:04.440 Yeah.

01:36:04.940 This type of thing

01:36:05.980 doesn't happen every day.

01:36:06.500 Where is the bathroom?

01:36:07.280 Yeah.

01:36:08.000 That's good.

01:36:08.660 And they saved him.

01:36:09.620 Yeah.

01:36:09.900 Good for them.

01:36:10.320 That's nice.

01:36:11.180 All right.

01:36:11.420 Our last clip of the whole show,

01:36:12.720 our Pure Americana clip of the week.

01:36:14.200 We got some kids

01:36:15.060 attaching the trailer

01:36:16.200 to the truck.

01:36:20.620 I could see.

01:36:48.860 I could like see

01:36:49.980 half of the bullhands

01:36:51.180 so like

01:36:52.760 let it down.

01:36:56.360 Yeah.

01:36:57.000 Let it down.

01:36:57.560 It's good.

01:36:59.000 Isn't that cool?

01:36:59.940 That is cool.

01:37:00.780 Kids driving a truck,

01:37:01.720 working with their hands,

01:37:02.740 doing stuff.

01:37:03.420 Yeah.

01:37:04.120 Having responsibility.

01:37:05.380 Little white kids 0.83

01:37:06.000 can do that early.

01:37:07.360 Yeah.

01:37:07.640 That's pretty impressive.

01:37:08.800 All right.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - September 02, 2025

BRAWL EVEN DA BABY FIGHTIN AT WALMART

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