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00:00:46.660 Welcome back to Flack of Socks, a podcast episode 232.

00:00:51.260 Today on the show, Trump wins another showdown.

00:00:54.920 This time with the country of Columbia.

00:00:57.600 We'll go over the highlights there.

00:00:59.280 Then, deportations are underway, and it might seem impossible to get rid of all these illegals,

00:01:05.520 but there is a silver lining that could help.

00:01:08.280 Then, is it smart to be transphobic?

00:01:11.140 Based on recent trans crime rates, we are going to tell you why.

00:01:14.880 Yes, it is.

00:01:16.700 And last but not least, in urban decay, an urban man disrespects our elders.

00:01:21.940 We'll show you what happened.

00:01:23.340 All this and more.

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00:03:48.160 Welcome back, everybody.

00:03:49.060 Hope you had a nice weekend.

00:03:50.840 Okay.

00:03:51.280 Thank you.

00:03:51.840 Yeah, you too, Richard.

00:03:53.440 We have a Tuesday episode, which is obviously different than Fridays.

00:03:56.800 Fairly.

00:03:57.220 But we have a lot of good stuff to cover, a lot of things going on, lots to get into, a lot of migrant stuff, as you could probably guess.

00:04:03.720 Yeah.

00:04:04.080 We're into the meat and potatoes of migrant season.

00:04:06.460 And it's a fight.

00:04:07.360 Every step is a fight.

00:04:08.640 So we'll get to that.

00:04:09.540 We'll definitely get to that.

00:04:10.900 But let's start the show with the biggest mind-blowing story of the day, something that none of us knew or could even have seen coming.

00:04:19.520 Can you read the headline, please?

00:04:20.580 Pee-wee Herman star Paul Rubens comes out as gay in posthumous documentary.

00:04:25.520 I was secretive about my sexuality.

00:04:27.720 What?

00:04:28.700 Crazy.

00:04:29.560 That guy with the bike and the breakfast machine?

00:04:31.500 The little tuxedo?

00:04:32.520 The little red bow tie?

00:04:33.760 Him?

00:04:34.420 He was gay?

00:04:35.220 No way.

00:04:36.160 You wear lipstick.

00:04:36.860 What?

00:04:37.420 This is groundbreaking stuff.

00:04:39.120 And he waited until after he was dead to tell everybody.

00:04:41.300 Yeah, that little twin care cut.

00:04:42.700 He had a kill switch on the posthumous book or documentary just saying, yep, I was.

00:04:48.740 And that's how it should be.

00:04:49.700 Pee-wee.

00:04:50.140 You were entertaining kids.

00:04:52.180 I was a Pee-wee Herman kid.

00:04:53.560 I watched Pee-wee's Playhouse.

00:04:54.700 Yeah, you like it?

00:04:55.560 I love that shit.

00:04:56.680 And Pee-wee's Big Adventure.

00:04:57.800 That was a classic movie in my house growing up.

00:05:00.320 Yeah, mine too.

00:05:01.200 So, yeah.

00:05:02.000 Keep your sexuality yourself.

00:05:03.640 Let this be a lesson to all the child entertainment people who are looking to acquire babies and stuff like that.

00:05:08.320 Even if you're blatantly gay.

00:05:10.080 Yeah.

00:05:10.960 We know.

00:05:11.720 Yeah.

00:05:12.040 We know, buddy.

00:05:13.080 We know, Pee-wee.

00:05:13.640 We just like the goofy.

00:05:15.080 I know.

00:05:16.300 It was funny, dude.

00:05:17.600 And you know what?

00:05:18.240 Actually, not to get too off the rails here.

00:05:20.480 People don't even know what entertains kids.

00:05:22.660 Back then, they were like, wow, kids seem to love this guy.

00:05:25.340 Now they have like a scientific model.

00:05:27.540 Remember we covered on the show where it's like kids took their eyes away off the screen at that moment.

00:05:32.340 You know, back then, it was just like kind of a weird guy who caught their attention.

00:05:35.680 And he rides his bike and he has his legs out.

00:05:38.700 He went crazy for his bike.

00:05:40.840 Back then, you had to have actual talent.

00:05:42.640 Now it's computerized.

00:05:44.300 Now it's computerized child casino shows.

00:05:46.640 Exactly.

00:05:47.560 All right.

00:05:48.340 Let's get into some of our stories.

00:05:49.820 We're obviously going to be full of politics this episode.

00:05:53.540 This one, I thought, was a great tweet that sums up Trump's new term.

00:05:57.800 Can you give it a read?

00:05:58.720 Yeah.

00:05:58.840 The Trump White House is, quote, hell-bent on running a more functional, efficient operation than Trump's first term.

00:06:04.840 From Axios, White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles and other aides have clamped down on the ability of random friends and reporters to call Trump directly.

00:06:14.020 It's a total black box.

00:06:15.640 Nothing is leaking except what they want.

00:06:18.180 That's good.

00:06:19.040 I love that.

00:06:19.980 And Trump is that kind of guy who will just be like, yeah, Mike, you want to talk?

00:06:23.800 Sure.

00:06:24.280 After a long day, he's ripping Diet Cokes.

00:06:26.160 Yeah, and that's like, you know, obviously the 2020 election was stolen and that has a lot of the negative things that we're going to be dealing with for a long time, especially with immigration.

00:06:34.780 Yeah.

00:06:34.980 But one of the positives is less explaining to do.

00:06:39.020 Exactly.

00:06:39.600 And I don't think Trump would be as aggressive or as much of a menace as he is right now if it had just continued after his first term.

00:06:47.100 Exactly.

00:06:47.640 It would be one long extended thing, no breaks.

00:06:50.060 Now it's a completely different animal.

00:06:51.400 Now we can just tell people to fuck off.

00:06:52.920 We're doing what we want.

00:06:54.020 Exhibit A, Colombia, which we'll get to.

00:06:55.680 So, yep.

00:06:56.460 Our next story, Trump a few days ago was talking about Anthony Fauci and how he's revoking his security privileges and people are getting mad about that.

00:07:05.220 But look how he handled the interaction.

00:07:07.040 Would you feel partially responsible if something would have to say Dr. Fauci?

00:07:10.620 No, no.

00:07:13.100 You know, they all made a lot of money.

00:07:14.680 They can hire their own security, too.

00:07:17.060 All the people you're talking about, they can go out.

00:07:19.780 I can give them some good numbers of very good security people.

00:07:22.560 They can hire their own security.

00:07:23.760 They all made a lot of money.

00:07:25.660 Yeah, exactly.

00:07:26.680 They're asking, would you feel responsible if something happened to Anthony Fauci?

00:07:29.860 The guy's got like $50 million.

00:07:31.640 Yeah, he's old.

00:07:33.320 He's on his own.

00:07:34.400 And he already got the pardon.

00:07:35.900 We're supposed to provide security until he dies?

00:07:38.060 Yeah, he got the pardon for all the medical advice he gave.

00:07:40.640 And now what?

00:07:41.780 He got his security revoked?

00:07:43.020 You can figure it out, buddy.

00:07:43.980 Also, one of those short type of guys, those short old guys who end up living to 100.

00:07:48.680 What, are we going to pay for security for 20 years for Fauci?

00:07:51.240 Pass.

00:07:51.760 Pass.

00:07:52.340 All right.

00:07:52.820 Let's get into our immigration section, which is going to be obviously a long one.

00:07:57.280 Our first clip is our military at the southern border.

00:08:02.060 Look at that.

00:08:02.920 That's some prime aircraft right there.

00:08:06.380 That's what I like to see.

00:08:07.520 What do they call those?

00:08:08.860 AC-130 type stuff?

00:08:10.340 I don't even know.

00:08:11.040 Something like that.

00:08:12.300 I need to get more familiar with the aircraft now that they're active at the southern border.

00:08:15.760 Yeah.

00:08:16.220 When they were in Afghanistan, I didn't care that much.

00:08:18.120 Yeah.

00:08:18.660 Now that they're here.

00:08:19.660 But doesn't it feel so much better to have our military doing stuff like that,

00:08:23.480 like actually defending the country instead of being in some random war fighting over poppy fields or whatever?

00:08:29.640 We're already paying them.

00:08:31.080 Everybody gets a paycheck every two weeks or whatever it is for the military.

00:08:34.540 We're going to pay their pensions.

00:08:35.800 Might as well put them to work on the homeland.

00:08:37.500 Yeah.

00:08:37.680 Makes me more confident in the military budget if they're actually working domestically.

00:08:42.340 100%.

00:08:42.740 All right.

00:08:43.540 Tom Homan's been doing some media rounds.

00:08:45.860 We're going to get to some clips of his later.

00:08:47.260 But he did an interview with this woman.

00:08:49.000 And listen to how he handles the media.

00:08:51.400 I want to go back to those military flights going south.

00:08:54.460 As you said, we have never seen that before.

00:08:57.040 Is that going to be a constant commitment from the U.S. military every single day to take deportees out?

00:09:03.960 Yes.

00:09:04.260 So is this what we will see every single day ending in what the president has promised is millions and millions being deported?

00:09:14.060 Yes.

00:09:14.820 But you can see the numbers steadily increase.

00:09:16.620 The estimates of perhaps those who have been convicted or arrested in the past 700,000 to over a million.

00:09:22.980 So after you do that, then you go after everybody who is there illegally.

00:09:31.520 If you're in the country illegally, you're on the table.

00:09:35.680 That's what I like to hear.

00:09:36.700 Tom Homan just goes, yes.

00:09:38.180 Yes.

00:09:38.760 Yes.

00:09:39.340 Yes.

00:09:39.900 If you're here illegally, you're illegal.

00:09:41.720 Yeah.

00:09:41.880 You don't need to explain it to the ABC woman reporter.

00:09:44.800 The election already happened.

00:09:46.180 And they're not looking for honesty.

00:09:47.780 They're not looking to, like, represent you honestly.

00:09:49.740 They just want to make you look bad.

00:09:51.340 So just say, yeah, everyone's going back.

00:09:53.260 You crossed here illegally, you're done.

00:09:54.780 It's actually pretty simple.

00:09:55.840 It makes it really simple.

00:09:57.320 And, yeah, we're going to get into it, the increase in the criminals going first.

00:10:01.040 But I haven't seen any signs that we're going to stop or any sort of weakness or wavering, which is good.

00:10:09.080 Yep.

00:10:09.680 And this next clip is a clip from Home Depot.

00:10:12.140 There's a lot of clips going around showing empty stores now that allegedly the illegals are concerned about ICE and getting deported.

00:10:19.540 So a lot of, like, their daily go-to stores are now empty.

00:10:23.540 This is what the Home Depot in Chicago looks like.

00:10:26.820 And it just looks completely abandoned.

00:10:31.140 Yeah, empty.

00:10:32.180 But that's what it should look like.

00:10:33.480 You ever walk into a Home Depot or a Walmart and you feel like you're in a different country?

00:10:37.600 All the time.

00:10:38.260 It's because you were.

00:10:39.320 Yeah, you were.

00:10:40.420 And you were in another country that was brought to you.

00:10:43.160 And it shouldn't have been, right?

00:10:44.580 Yeah, you didn't take a trip.

00:10:45.880 Here's another empty Walmart.

00:10:47.420 And we'll play it in the background.

00:10:48.820 But same thing.

00:10:49.660 And obviously, if you go to the counties or the areas where the illegal immigration is higher, it gets a lot more drastic, right?

00:10:57.140 Remember clean and orderly?

00:10:58.860 That was only, like, 10 years ago.

00:11:00.780 You know what I mean?

00:11:01.760 People like us who actually remember what it was like.

00:11:05.020 Some kids are growing up now and they're just like, that's just what Walmart is.

00:11:07.760 We're a big melting pot.

00:11:08.940 It's like, no, that guy, I recognize him.

00:11:10.600 He looks Guatemalan.

00:11:11.800 This guy looks like he's from El Salvador.

00:11:14.400 You know, it used to be nice.

00:11:16.900 It used to be nice.

00:11:17.860 That's what they took from us.

00:11:19.240 And they want us to forget.

00:11:20.220 So the first day of deportations was about 300 and something people getting deported.

00:11:26.460 And then now it says Trump administration has directed ICE officials to ramp up arrests to at least 1,200 to 1,500 per day because President Trump is disappointed with the results so far.

00:11:37.340 And that's exactly what we said.

00:11:38.800 So were we.

00:11:39.460 Yeah.

00:11:40.320 And, you know, it's going to take us a little time to get into our groove on this.

00:11:44.660 That number is still a little low.

00:11:46.400 Yeah.

00:11:46.560 You know?

00:11:47.360 It's nice to see some of the things, like the Home Depot, the people are kind of on their heels, the people who aren't supposed to be here are a little scared.

00:11:54.400 And I think self-deportations along with these are kind of going to go up as well.

00:11:59.720 I think so, too.

00:12:00.740 And it is kind of daunting when you realize how many people are here illegally.

00:12:04.500 Like, I think it's about 50 million.

00:12:06.080 And if you wanted to deport those at, like, 1,500 per day, you do the math and it takes, like, 1,000 years.

00:12:12.140 It's like J.D. Vance's second term.

00:12:13.880 We're going to be finished.

00:12:15.080 And that's, like, not good enough, you know?

00:12:16.900 Yeah.

00:12:17.540 Hopefully, too.

00:12:18.480 Like, that still is – it very much is a huge number how long it would take.

00:12:22.900 But there is a bright side, as we mentioned in the intro.

00:12:26.280 When you do deportations like this and you start cracking down, there are people that naturally self-deport.

00:12:32.220 And this is something that's happened in the past as well.

00:12:34.440 Can you read this breakdown?

00:12:36.520 Yeah.

00:12:36.880 Well, I'm not going to actually read it because this is just a grok thing.

00:12:40.060 But basically, it's going over the rate of people who self-deport during times of federal government crackdowns.

00:12:47.180 And one of the famous ones was Operation Wetback.

00:12:49.340 And I think that was in 1954.

00:12:51.640 Yeah.

00:12:52.040 You can say it.

00:12:53.200 You can say it.

00:12:54.320 It was the name of the operation, guys.

00:12:55.880 I think it became a slur after.

00:12:57.280 I don't actually know the history.

00:12:58.340 But that one – and it's interesting because we haven't had that many mass deportation events.

00:13:06.200 And then the data is obviously very shaky.

00:13:08.620 But there does exist a ratio.

00:13:11.440 When the government is cracking down and people are fleeing, people will self-deport and go back.

00:13:18.120 They're like, it's not worth it.

00:13:19.180 I'm on my heels all day.

00:13:20.600 I can't work a job safely anymore.

00:13:23.760 And so, you know, some guy who's living in, you know, Missouri and he's got a DUI from three years ago and he knows they're going after criminals first is going to be like, well, do I want to go back to Mexico with my pickup truck and my apartment full of stuff?

00:13:39.680 Or do I want to wait until Tom Homan stuffs me on a plane?

00:13:42.520 And just arrests you in the clothes you're wearing and sends you back and abandons your apartment.

00:13:46.760 Exactly.

00:13:47.100 So the sad part of that – the sad part of it is like the data is very sparse and we don't actually know what that ratio is.

00:13:54.980 But anybody who's educated enough to make a guess knows that that ratio does exist.

00:13:59.840 And we've seen some footage of people at the southern border headed back, fully packed cars, things like that.

00:14:05.920 Yep.

00:14:06.120 Here's someone now heading back to Mexico with all the things they accumulated.

00:14:10.660 Yeah.

00:14:10.900 There's your bike.

00:14:11.940 There's your bike.

00:14:13.080 It's stolen.

00:14:15.420 Wow.

00:14:15.900 But yeah, that guy – I don't know if that guy's moving.

00:14:18.400 That guy might be a reseller of some kind.

00:14:20.580 But there has been increased activity at the border of fully packed cars.

00:14:23.440 Yeah.

00:14:23.880 You go back to Mexico with all the things you collected.

00:14:26.000 You got bikes.

00:14:26.860 You got some furniture, a grill.

00:14:28.480 You've made out.

00:14:29.200 Yeah.

00:14:29.420 Do you want to have to buy all your clothes again in Mexico after Tom Homan handcuffs you and puts you on the plane?

00:14:33.720 No.

00:14:34.100 Yeah.

00:14:34.580 Right?

00:14:34.900 Exactly.

00:14:35.520 Time to head back with your winnings, whatever you collect.

00:14:38.080 Whatever coins you gained from the system.

00:14:41.140 Yeah.

00:14:41.320 And then that's the thing too.

00:14:42.400 It's to think family members, people who are like, oh, we'll just go start over or like dad can't find work.

00:14:47.360 Those kind of like pressures, those external pressures that just get someone to kind of go back to where they grew up.

00:14:52.920 Yeah.

00:14:53.220 Exactly.

00:14:54.120 And that's the thing.

00:14:55.040 We're not sending people to Siberia.

00:14:57.080 Yeah.

00:14:57.300 We're sending them to where they spent their entire life up until like six months ago.

00:15:02.180 Where everybody looks like them.

00:15:03.640 They're all countrymen.

00:15:04.560 They all speak the same language.

00:15:06.160 They just don't have jobs and Walmarts waiting for them.

00:15:08.480 And if you have problems in your country, you should work with your buddies to fix it.

00:15:12.140 I know.

00:15:12.440 We don't want to take your most able-bodied builders, your most able-bodied craftsmen, and just have them building McMansions in Missouri.

00:15:20.020 Exactly.

00:15:20.780 We want them in Oaxaca.

00:15:22.540 Yeah.

00:15:23.020 We want them back.

00:15:23.860 Exactly.

00:15:24.340 They can use them.

00:15:25.140 You guys are beneficial.

00:15:25.940 And then when it comes to our deportation so far, we've been obviously sending people back to Mexico and other countries.

00:15:32.000 There was a story initially that Mexico refuses to accept U.S. deportation flight.

00:15:37.400 People were making it seem, or the media was making it seem like that Mexico was pushing back and standing tall and going against Trump.

00:15:43.980 But Tammy Bruce kind of summed up what really happened there.

00:15:47.300 Can you give that a read?

00:15:48.120 Yeah.

00:15:48.320 She said the fake news is already lying about our successful partnership with Mexico helping to make our region safe again.

00:15:53.620 The truth is, four ICE flights arrived in Mexico yesterday.

00:15:57.240 Two military flights were sent to Guatemala because they were filled with Guatemalans.

00:16:01.300 2,000 aliens were deported to Mexico yesterday alone by land and air.

00:16:05.120 As Remain in Mexico was re-implemented.

00:16:06.980 Promises made.

00:16:07.700 Promises kept.

00:16:08.420 That's what really happened.

00:16:09.640 Yeah.

00:16:09.960 And they're trying to make it seem, the news media is trying to make it seem like it's a clusterfuck, as if we can't handle getting people out of here on planes.

00:16:17.620 And we don't talk to the countries who we do a lot of business with already.

00:16:22.060 And it's all a farce, you know?

00:16:23.400 Yeah.

00:16:23.800 And then someone had a tweet that was pretty funny.

00:16:25.720 He said, Mexican government is like, fuck, how do we deal with all these Mexicans?

00:16:29.340 It's crazy, dude.

00:16:30.540 It's crazy.

00:16:30.860 What do we do?

00:16:31.740 How do you think we dealt with all of them?

00:16:33.340 Yeah.

00:16:33.680 Public schools?

00:16:34.720 Like, social services?

00:16:35.840 Just put them in a hotel.

00:16:36.740 Yeah.

00:16:37.180 Put them in a hotel.

00:16:38.220 You guys saved a lot of money, so you put them in a hotel.

00:16:41.040 All right?

00:16:41.400 Put them in a hotel.

00:16:41.960 Give them a $500 debit card, three meals a day, and send them to your schools.

00:16:46.360 It's easy.

00:16:47.240 The Catholic charities, they should want to help, right?

00:16:49.240 Yeah, exactly.

00:16:50.340 And then everyone's kind of, like, feeling bad.

00:16:52.700 You know, Selena Gomez was crying.

00:16:54.600 Oh, we're sending all these people back.

00:16:56.260 As if there's not fun things to do in Mexico.

00:16:59.560 Look at this.

00:17:00.960 There you go.

00:17:04.000 There's stuff to do.

00:17:05.240 You guys have a life.

00:17:06.780 Come on.

00:17:07.680 You got the rope.

00:17:09.260 You throw it on the horse's leg.

00:17:12.100 Dude.

00:17:12.660 You slide around with it.

00:17:14.440 You guys got stuff.

00:17:16.680 What do they call those?

00:17:17.800 They call those rancheros or something?

00:17:19.760 Yeah, rancheros.

00:17:20.740 You go be a ranchero.

00:17:22.100 You go in the audience if you want.

00:17:23.440 You don't have to be the guy with the rope.

00:17:24.980 Yeah, you can just watch, drink cerveza.

00:17:27.020 There's fun.

00:17:27.640 There's stuff to do.

00:17:28.180 There's stuff to do back in Mexico.

00:17:30.200 That's what I'm saying.

00:17:30.820 This looks like fun.

00:17:31.700 You're going home.

00:17:32.480 That's where you're from.

00:17:33.320 It's home.

00:17:34.160 Yeah.

00:17:34.640 Crazy.

00:17:35.040 And our next story, speaking of illegals, some more.

00:17:39.360 This guy tweeted, I'm told 40% of the students in Fort Worth ISD are illegal aliens.

00:17:45.040 Yeah.

00:17:45.300 So, and this is from an article that said, Fort Worth Independent School District investigating

00:17:49.600 substitute teacher after social media post called on ICE to come to Northside High School.

00:17:54.620 And the substitute teacher had specifically said that he estimated a bunch of the students

00:18:01.440 couldn't speak English and were literally communicating to the teachers through translator

00:18:06.800 apps on an iPhone.

00:18:08.200 You get a lot of work done that way.

00:18:09.600 What are you learning?

00:18:10.900 What are you learning?

00:18:12.040 It's all in English.

00:18:13.260 So, up to 40%, I don't know, that seems high, but it wouldn't shock me.

00:18:18.480 Even if it's close.

00:18:19.700 Yeah.

00:18:19.800 Imagine how much money that school district saves.

00:18:22.000 Imagine how much your kid's schooling improves when half the students who don't speak English

00:18:26.700 just up and disappear one day.

00:18:29.000 Imagine how much farther your property tax dollars go, which fund all of the education

00:18:33.420 in the area.

00:18:34.220 You know, it's just like keeping it in our self-regulated system instead of donating it

00:18:38.960 to people who aren't even really trying to learn, right?

00:18:41.000 Exactly.

00:18:41.700 And I want to make a prediction too, because the silver lining and whatever that we talked

00:18:46.620 about where self-deportation, the numbers are going up and it's trending in the right

00:18:50.360 direction.

00:18:50.700 It seems to me, based on everything, there was another miscommunication where, you know,

00:18:57.760 exactly like the media said, Mexico refuses to take flights.

00:19:01.380 The media was also trying to make a big deal out of federal agents coming into a school

00:19:05.400 in the south side of Chicago.

00:19:06.760 That turned out to be secret service agents because the kid had made some sort of threat.

00:19:10.680 They were turned away.

00:19:11.900 But I think schools is where the left is going to make their stand, right?

00:19:15.760 Yeah.

00:19:15.940 That's going to be the red line.

00:19:17.280 That's going to be the kids in cages.

00:19:18.740 Is the, you can't go to schools.

00:19:20.560 And it's like, well, if the kid's using an iPhone app to talk to the teacher, somebody

00:19:25.260 needs to go into the school.

00:19:26.340 Yeah.

00:19:26.440 You can't go into the school, but we'll deport his parents and he'll go home and have the

00:19:29.640 house to himself.

00:19:30.540 Exactly.

00:19:31.460 So.

00:19:31.920 See how that works.

00:19:32.660 But I mean, that's my prediction.

00:19:33.800 That's going to be the left.

00:19:34.800 They're screeching red line moment is all going to be about students in schools.

00:19:38.920 And it's like these students in schools who aren't even getting anything out of it because

00:19:42.220 if they can barely speak English, it's not helping anyone.

00:19:44.880 Right.

00:19:45.540 And speaking of Chicago, is it JD or JB?

00:19:48.680 JB.

00:19:49.140 JB Pritzker.

00:19:50.560 He says that he'll stand in the way of deportation efforts that cross the line.

00:19:56.020 Yep.

00:19:56.300 And he's a giant fat motherfucker.

00:19:58.320 So he might be the, he might stop us.

00:20:01.340 Someone said he'll be a huge obstacle.

00:20:03.400 I believe him.

00:20:03.980 Which is very true.

00:20:04.960 All right.

00:20:05.240 Let's get into our Columbia section.

00:20:07.220 It's been a few days, so we're only going to cover the highlights.

00:20:10.280 But the initial Trump post that set this whole thing off with all the threats.

00:20:14.500 Can you read the threats if Columbia didn't take back the illegals that we were sending?

00:20:19.660 Yeah.

00:20:20.060 So two repatriation flights were not allowed to land in Columbia.

00:20:24.480 And that's what, and Trump was on the golf course and sent out this banger where he threatened

00:20:28.420 Columbia with emergency 25% tariffs on all goods coming into the United States in one week,

00:20:34.520 the 25% tariffs will be raised to 50%, a travel ban and immediate visa revocations of the

00:20:40.180 Colombian government officials and all allies and supporters, visa sanctions on all party

00:20:44.880 members, family members, and supporters of the Colombian government, enhanced customs

00:20:48.680 and border protection inspections of all Colombian nationals and cargo on national security

00:20:53.940 grounds, i.e. EPA treasury banking and financial sanctions to be fully imposed.

00:21:00.180 And then Trump goes on to say, these aren't, these measures are just the beginning.

00:21:03.200 We will not allow the Colombian government to violate its legal obligations in regards

00:21:07.740 to these illegals.

00:21:08.980 Exactly.

00:21:09.560 So these countries need to do whatever we say or we'll wreck their shit.

00:21:13.980 Like, I don't care about Columbia.

00:21:16.200 Yeah.

00:21:17.060 Where is it even on the map?

00:21:18.640 I don't know.

00:21:19.260 Somewhere around here.

00:21:20.360 Yeah.

00:21:20.960 And everyone says-

00:21:21.860 Turn around on the flight.

00:21:22.400 Yeah, exactly.

00:21:23.860 Everyone says, oh, Columbia is so great and we're so mean for doing this.

00:21:27.640 Well, that's where we're sending the people.

00:21:29.460 Yeah.

00:21:29.680 So if Columbia is so great, enjoy.

00:21:32.020 You guys are lucky.

00:21:33.140 Yeah.

00:21:33.500 Have fun.

00:21:34.160 That should be great for you.

00:21:35.120 Columbia is great.

00:21:35.900 So much better than us, right?

00:21:37.280 I'm, I've, I, again, when I was in college, I loved to go home.

00:21:41.380 I'd go, oh, I haven't been home in so long.

00:21:44.000 It was like a cheerful feeling.

00:21:45.340 These people act like we're doing some medieval torture technique on them.

00:21:48.980 I can't reiterate that enough.

00:21:50.400 You had a nice vacation.

00:21:51.920 Yeah.

00:21:52.080 You got some free stuff.

00:21:53.680 You drank some cervezas, I'm sure.

00:21:55.440 Yeah.

00:21:55.760 It's time to go back.

00:21:56.740 Can you read what Matt Gaetz said during this showdown?

00:21:59.420 He said, don't fuck with us on this, dude.

00:22:01.460 This is to the president.

00:22:02.960 You will be taking your criminals back the easy way or the hard way.

00:22:05.480 This is not the fight with America you want.

00:22:07.460 We want friendly relations with our neighbors, but friends don't leave their own shit in each

00:22:11.820 other's homes.

00:22:12.800 That's a good point.

00:22:13.920 Sounds like something we would say.

00:22:15.420 Yeah.

00:22:15.780 Maybe he's a show watcher.

00:22:17.000 And then there was some headlines about, you know, Columbia supplies 17% of U.S. coffee

00:22:22.600 imports and is the largest source of cut flowers with Valentine's Day 18 days away.

00:22:27.580 The leftists.

00:22:28.380 Ooh, no, we need those flowers and the coffee.

00:22:31.740 Well, let's give up our sovereignty.

00:22:33.480 It's Valentine's Day.

00:22:34.640 Yeah, exactly.

00:22:35.840 We'll find places to get flowers and then one in seven people can get coffee wherever

00:22:41.660 the other six people get their coffee from.

00:22:43.520 Sounds like a deal.

00:22:44.440 I think I solved it.

00:22:45.160 Do we still have a country?

00:22:46.300 We do.

00:22:47.260 I think I solved it.

00:22:48.380 That's crazy.

00:22:49.000 And then Harry Sisson, one of the Democrat twinks.

00:22:52.540 Can you read what he tweeted about this Trump showdown?

00:22:55.260 He said, Trump just announced huge penalties on Columbia.

00:22:57.860 Everything just got more expensive for you and your family.

00:23:00.660 Oh, so now they care.

00:23:02.280 There are diplomatic ways to work with countries, but instead Trump does crap like this.

00:23:06.940 How about that one age, Harry?

00:23:08.840 Poorly.

00:23:09.520 I believe six hours too.

00:23:10.980 I believe Columbia bent the knee a mere hours later.

00:23:13.440 It's like usually with the Harry Sisson tweets after a few months or, you know, next year

00:23:18.440 you go back and it's a funny one.

00:23:20.040 That tweet in six hours was completely useless.

00:23:24.040 Quicker than Amazon, dude.

00:23:25.160 Same day delivery.

00:23:26.460 Humiliating.

00:23:27.400 And then, yeah, like we said, immediately Columbia folded.

00:23:31.380 And can you kind of read the response there?

00:23:32.980 Yeah.

00:23:33.400 The Columbia president just issued a response to President Trump.

00:23:36.700 The Colombian government under the leadership of President Gustavo Petro has arranged for

00:23:41.160 the presidential plane to facilitate the dignified return of the compatriots who were to arrive

00:23:46.180 in the country this morning from deportation flights.

00:23:49.300 And I believe the president of Columbia kind of saved face a little bit by saying, like,

00:23:53.560 we don't want them handcuffed or we want them.

00:23:55.940 They were trying to one up Trump and like win somehow.

00:23:58.580 So they go, oh, we'll send the presidential plane for the illegal gang member rapist murderers

00:24:03.860 that you're sending back to us.

00:24:05.240 Exactly.

00:24:05.680 We'll treat them with some dignity.

00:24:06.920 It was like, yeah, sure.

00:24:08.680 Yeah, we're bending the knee, but let me get the last word in basically.

00:24:11.480 Yeah.

00:24:11.720 Like arguing with a little kid.

00:24:13.420 Mm-hmm.

00:24:14.180 And they immediately folded.

00:24:16.320 It wasn't even close.

00:24:18.040 They immediately folded.

00:24:19.140 And then we-

00:24:19.460 I mean, it's Columbia and we're the US.

00:24:22.080 We're the world superpower.

00:24:24.100 And they're one of the many Latin American countries.

00:24:26.820 This isn't hard.

00:24:28.140 Like you do what we tell you or there's consequences.

00:24:30.740 And for some reason, nobody's ever done that or nobody does it like Trump.

00:24:35.020 It just seems so stupid to me, right?

00:24:36.680 Me too.

00:24:37.140 You thought you were going to get away with it.

00:24:38.540 You thought, oh, oh, the planes are back.

00:24:40.620 Well, we'll just handle these Colombians.

00:24:42.360 I guess they're Americans now.

00:24:44.120 And then you do it-

00:24:44.960 Short-sighted.

00:24:45.280 It's very short-sighted because you do it in a way like on social media and you're fighting

00:24:50.900 back publicly.

00:24:52.120 And then we can just go over the top and just ruin your country's life.

00:24:55.660 Like we can say they did a three out of 10 pushback.

00:24:59.000 We can come over the top and do 10 out of 10 and go, okay, 50% tariff on all your imports.

00:25:04.460 It'll ruin your country.

00:25:05.900 Now you're going to do what we said.

00:25:07.360 Maybe we shouldn't have even gone down this road in the first place.

00:25:09.820 Exactly.

00:25:10.680 And then the Colombian president, we later found out, is having an affair with a trans person.

00:25:17.420 Yeah.

00:25:17.780 Married Colombian president Gustavo Petro says he's not gay after he is seen in Panama with

00:25:23.000 trans woman Linda Yepes.

00:25:24.760 Trans woman Linda Yepes.

00:25:26.140 Ha, Linda.

00:25:26.780 Oh, that's pretty good.

00:25:29.000 There's a video of them walking together, him and his girlfriend.

00:25:32.100 So he's not gay.

00:25:33.320 Pee Wee Herman is gay.

00:25:34.740 Yeah.

00:25:35.040 That's what we're learning.

00:25:35.700 We learned a lot so far in this episode.

00:25:37.920 And then Trump ended the debate with Colombia and their back and forth by posting a fuck

00:25:43.080 around and find out picture of him in a henchman outfit.

00:25:45.760 Yep.

00:25:46.160 Maybe that's the boss's outfit.

00:25:47.180 Yeah, that's the boss's outfit.

00:25:48.540 That's an old school boss outfit.

00:25:50.160 But it is henchman maxing still.

00:25:51.500 I want to read this tweet just because this is kind of some of the energy that we were

00:25:56.340 talking about for the theme of this Colombia scuffle.

00:25:59.900 This guy, random guy, doesn't really matter.

00:26:01.980 He said, diplomacy based on coercion reflects power, but not leadership.

00:26:06.360 True diplomatic mastery lies in fostering mutual respect and cooperation, not wielding economic

00:26:12.600 threats.

00:26:13.460 Long-term solutions come from partnerships, not forced capitulation.

00:26:17.680 Well, you can use those lessons on the country you lead.

00:26:20.260 Yeah, exactly.

00:26:22.740 Muhammad.

00:26:23.600 I don't know who you are, Muhammad.

00:26:25.540 You could use that advice on yourself and lead your own country to however you want with

00:26:30.000 respect.

00:26:30.600 Yeah, with respect, brother.

00:26:31.880 As-salam.

00:26:32.860 But these people, it's the carrot or the stick thing.

00:26:37.200 We've been trying the carrot for the last every year that Trump hasn't been in power since

00:26:43.660 I've been alive, right?

00:26:45.440 And now it's time for some stick.

00:26:46.740 We got a little too over our skis with how you guys treated us and how you thought you

00:26:51.000 could kind of leech off us and take our jobs and kind of offshore our manufacturing.

00:26:55.480 Mexico, certain countries.

00:26:57.340 Gave too many carrots away.

00:26:58.420 We gave away too many carrots.

00:26:59.900 And you see how quick the stick worked?

00:27:02.240 Harry Sisson didn't even have time to delete his tweet before we screenshotted it.

00:27:06.220 Exactly.

00:27:06.580 It's just, there's always going to be people who want to like kind of chirp in on what the

00:27:11.200 best way to do foreign policy or international relations is.

00:27:16.140 And I think the best way to do it is what works.

00:27:19.340 Yeah.

00:27:19.980 And that just worked, right?

00:27:21.820 Exactly.

00:27:22.360 And a lot of times what works is like what we've been doing, but then you zoom out and

00:27:27.260 what we've been doing hasn't worked.

00:27:28.920 So we don't need to be political or politically correct or diplomatic.

00:27:34.220 Yeah.

00:27:34.920 Diplomatic.

00:27:35.600 Let's read this one.

00:27:36.620 Scaramucci had something similar, a tweet.

00:27:38.840 He's a big anti-Trump guy after he had the 16 days as the press secretary or whatever.

00:27:43.180 He goes, we're about to break something in parentheses, our relationship with the rest

00:27:47.080 of the world that took 80 years to cultivate.

00:27:49.960 Yeah.

00:27:50.380 Everyone was just milking us at every level.

00:27:52.820 We're getting so ripped off.

00:27:54.560 Have you seen how much money we send to everyone?

00:27:56.420 And then Columbia is turning our planes around?

00:27:59.060 I don't think so, brother.

00:28:00.140 I don't think so.

00:28:00.900 Those days are done.

00:28:01.860 We don't take advice from people like that anymore.

00:28:03.760 Yep.

00:28:04.060 And then listen to this next person.

00:28:06.500 Yeah.

00:28:06.940 Let's let it play.

00:28:07.580 I'm not going to really intro it.

00:28:09.060 See, we came here because she wanted a better life for us.

00:28:11.540 She wanted a better education for us.

00:28:13.280 She wanted us to have a better future.

00:28:16.040 And now, now this is all going to be taken away because of him.

00:28:20.520 Because of that stupid, stupid, oh my God.

00:28:24.500 Stupid fucking, he's a felon.

00:28:28.040 He's a felon.

00:28:29.460 He's a felon.

00:28:30.480 He's a felon.

00:28:31.400 I don't want him here anymore.

00:28:34.960 I can't.

00:28:36.260 I can't.

00:28:37.680 I'm not coming back.

00:28:39.160 I'm never coming back here until he leaves the house.

00:28:43.280 He, he's ruining my life, her life, and I'm going to be a single immigrant in this country.

00:28:50.040 It's like listening to classical music or something.

00:28:52.980 I know.

00:28:53.000 It just like hits the soul and kind of just puts you in a spot.

00:28:56.360 Feels good.

00:28:57.120 Yeah.

00:28:58.100 You know, I don't know what you thought was going to happen.

00:29:00.220 Free ride forever?

00:29:01.580 You couldn't read the tea leaves on the political winds?

00:29:04.440 This was kind of the biggest talking point about Republicans for the last 10 years at this point?

00:29:09.720 Ever since 2016 at least, right?

00:29:11.360 And all they talked about was like trans people.

00:29:13.240 Yeah, abortion.

00:29:14.140 They really loved that.

00:29:15.100 And then you're like reading it and you're watching the argument and you go, well, the abortion people aren't arguing that good.

00:29:19.400 The immigration people seem to be rocking.

00:29:21.420 Trump almost got assassinated.

00:29:23.420 Wow, that was a spike in the polls.

00:29:25.340 Maybe I should mentally prepare myself for this.

00:29:27.500 Nope, didn't cry on camera.

00:29:29.100 Cry on camera.

00:29:30.020 Caught you.

00:29:30.500 Music for us.

00:29:31.780 We have an ICE number here to report suspicious activity and to report a crime.

00:29:36.620 It's on screen.

00:29:37.260 So if you guys want to do that, use referral code FLECKIT.

00:29:41.060 So I get a little kickback for everyone who gets deported.

00:29:45.280 Oh, I wish.

00:29:46.340 I wish there was a pyramid scheme deportation hotline.

00:29:49.000 We really could do a good job with that.

00:29:50.800 I know.

00:29:51.380 There's so many illegals to report.

00:29:53.260 You know where they're at.

00:29:54.200 We see them every day.

00:29:55.360 Yeah.

00:29:55.840 I don't know.

00:29:56.480 I was trying to go through who I thought about, like who I see.

00:30:00.280 And I don't really, you know.

00:30:02.380 I don't really see that many.

00:30:03.600 And then we're in Florida.

00:30:04.460 It's one of the better run immigration states.

00:30:06.820 Karine Jean-Pierre?

00:30:07.760 Yeah.

00:30:08.600 That's not really who.

00:30:09.520 What about the Supreme Court Justice?

00:30:12.500 Ketanji Brown Jackson.

00:30:14.080 Ketanji Brown Jackson.

00:30:15.540 All right.

00:30:15.860 Whatever.

00:30:16.280 I thought we were just deporting people we don't want here anymore.

00:30:19.120 All right.

00:30:19.700 We're moving on now to our next segment.

00:30:22.760 We're kind of out of our immigration section.

00:30:25.240 All right.

00:30:25.400 Let's go over the lessons we learned, though.

00:30:27.380 Yep.

00:30:27.720 Voluntary deportations.

00:30:29.140 All right.

00:30:29.460 Actual deportations are trending up and they need to go higher.

00:30:33.380 Voluntary deportations.

00:30:34.560 We can't forget about those.

00:30:35.940 They exist.

00:30:36.880 And we don't know what the ratio is.

00:30:38.140 The data is very thin.

00:30:39.760 Schools.

00:30:40.540 That's Democrats' last stand.

00:30:41.980 Those are, I think, the three big lessons of immigration this week.

00:30:44.540 Yeah.

00:30:44.680 And then Trump doing the threats to Colombia.

00:30:46.840 That was an exercise.

00:30:48.460 That was a fuck around and find out, as he posted.

00:30:51.960 For everybody, for every one of you.

00:30:54.120 Panama, you were thinking about getting out of line?

00:30:56.480 Take a look.

00:30:57.080 Exactly.

00:30:57.640 For every one country you have that type of interaction with, there's 10 countries that don't try you now.

00:31:02.660 Exactly.

00:31:02.980 All right.

00:31:03.520 Moving on.

00:31:04.160 We are now into the final page of housekeeping, believe it or not, where I can talk about whatever I want.

00:31:08.200 Use this opportunity to tickle the posts.

00:31:09.840 Help us juice the alga.

00:31:10.720 Leave a like.

00:31:11.260 Leave a comment.

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00:31:12.360 Then start yapping about what you want to yap about.

00:31:14.340 P.O.

00:31:14.680 Box needs to be full.

00:31:15.940 And notifications need to be on.

00:31:17.540 And old episodes need to be watched.

00:31:19.220 Smart.

00:31:19.800 That was a smooth one.

00:31:20.680 Are you going to add anything going forward?

00:31:22.300 Old episodes need to be watched.

00:31:23.660 That's new, kind of.

00:31:24.880 That's true, though.

00:31:25.840 Yeah, that's true.

00:31:26.680 Yeah.

00:31:27.020 If you ever look at an episode, like, look at our YouTube, and you can go through and see how many views it gets.

00:31:32.040 And then if there's ever one that seems like an outlier, probably got, like, copywritten or restricted or age restricted or whatever, always watch those.

00:31:39.440 It helps us, you know?

00:31:40.540 All right.

00:31:40.820 This is my page of housekeeping, which is going to be kind of random stuff.

00:31:43.520 But I found this thing online called the Bernoulli's Principle for putting fires out.

00:31:49.220 Look how this guy puts out a fire.

00:31:51.620 He climbs up.

00:31:52.880 Big fire, right?

00:31:53.920 He just puts his little hose hook in.

00:31:56.940 And then he kind of sprays half in, half out, but not even attacking the fire.

00:32:01.620 Like, mostly sprays out.

00:32:03.020 Yeah.

00:32:04.020 And it just sucks the fire off.

00:32:06.520 Sucks the fire off?

00:32:07.820 I don't know.

00:32:08.140 Like peewee hermit?

00:32:08.980 I don't know.

00:32:10.240 Yeah.

00:32:10.560 That was pretty good, right?

00:32:11.540 That's Bernoulli's Principle.

00:32:12.600 You should have learned that in any sort of physics class, I believe.

00:32:15.520 No one's ever heard of that.

00:32:16.880 I'm sure that was on a test you literally took in high school or college at some point.

00:32:21.140 And I probably got a B minus.

00:32:22.840 Yeah.

00:32:23.400 You probably skated by.

00:32:24.500 But can you explain it in the first paragraph?

00:32:26.620 Somebody says, Bernoulli's Principle, named after the Swiss mathematician Daniel Bernoulli,

00:32:30.880 is a key concept in fluid dynamics that relates pressure, speed, and height.

00:32:34.760 The principle states that an increase in the speed of a fluid occurs simultaneously with

00:32:39.060 a decrease in static pressure or the fluid's potential energy.

00:32:42.660 This principle is based on the conservation of energy and can be applied to both liquids

00:32:49.040 and gases.

00:32:50.260 It's a fundamental concept in various engineering applications, including aerodynamics, where

00:32:54.940 it helps explain the lift generated by an airplane wing.

00:32:58.380 In essence, Bernoulli's Principle says that when a fluid flows faster, it has a lower pressure.

00:33:03.920 And when it flows slower, it has a higher pressure.

00:33:06.240 Uh, this principle is the reason why airplane wings are shaped the way they are.

00:33:09.740 The upper surface is curved, causing the air to flow faster over the top, creating a

00:33:13.960 low pressure region while the air flows slower under the wing, creating a high pressure region.

00:33:18.340 Again, the difference in pressure creates an upward force or lift in the wing.

00:33:22.960 Put the fire out fast.

00:33:24.600 Yeah.

00:33:25.260 Fluid dynamics.

00:33:26.820 I know.

00:33:27.260 You're not, it's like you made me read all that.

00:33:29.520 You're never going to remember.

00:33:30.520 But fluid dynamics.

00:33:31.980 Yeah.

00:33:32.500 That's something.

00:33:33.540 Definitely.

00:33:34.460 You don't get that on every show.

00:33:35.980 It's not really what our show's about, though.

00:33:38.100 We just read the thing.

00:33:38.560 But page four, we're allowed.

00:33:40.240 All right.

00:33:40.480 All right.

00:33:40.900 Next, someone was farting on an airplane.

00:33:45.780 Whoever is farting, don't fart, please.

00:33:48.340 It smells bad.

00:33:52.260 Whoever is farting, don't fart, please.

00:33:54.120 It smells bad.

00:33:55.000 In an Indian voice.

00:33:56.100 In an Indian voice.

00:33:56.660 So someone must have been gassing that place.

00:33:58.540 I think a guy may have blamed it, flamed it type thing.

00:34:02.560 The call was coming from inside the house.

00:34:04.660 Yeah.

00:34:05.140 That was his get away from it.

00:34:07.220 Yeah, exactly.

00:34:08.160 All right.

00:34:09.160 Next is a little mini section within our final page of housekeeping, which we might keep going forward.

00:34:15.020 Someone messaged me a funny wordplay.

00:34:17.560 You know, Fleckus, Flex.

00:34:19.420 People call me Flex, like F-L-E-C-C-S.

00:34:22.700 And they can call this section, they call the section the weird Flex section.

00:34:26.660 Like, oh, weird Flex.

00:34:27.880 All right.

00:34:28.560 So.

00:34:29.060 Get on with it.

00:34:30.060 This guy I found, he's one of my pets, people with entertaining talents, online.

00:34:34.060 I believe he lives in, like, Ukraine or Russia or somewhere in Eastern Europe.

00:34:38.580 And he calls himself Simple Man.

00:34:41.300 And he does messages showing you how simple life actually should be.

00:34:45.940 And he's one of my pets, people with

00:35:15.640 Cold water, you know.

00:35:19.000 Okay.

00:35:19.460 All right.

00:35:19.980 And then this next clip is him and his mom.

00:35:22.740 Simple Man and my mother.

00:35:25.200 I love cool water.

00:35:27.820 Simple Man.

00:35:37.420 Yes.

00:35:37.940 See?

00:35:40.020 I'm noticing a theme.

00:35:41.000 He likes cool water.

00:35:42.060 Simple Man, cold water, family, silence.

00:35:46.220 Yeah.

00:35:46.440 No one's trying to sell you a $4,200 car salesman course.

00:35:50.160 So true.

00:35:51.020 And there's another clip.

00:35:51.800 I haven't seen this one.

00:35:52.640 He's got merch.

00:35:57.680 Ah, never mind.

00:35:58.980 He's got merch.

00:36:00.620 They got to Simple Man that fast.

00:36:03.420 I was like, oh, this guy is great.

00:36:04.800 He does, like, cold plunges, hangs out with his family.

00:36:07.480 He appreciates silence.

00:36:08.780 He has a wife.

00:36:09.640 He's just enjoying nature.

00:36:12.120 And then he's trying to sell us a fucking hat.

00:36:14.180 Yeah.

00:36:14.360 This guy has a phenotype that is destined to die on the front lines of a war with Germany, is what I see.

00:36:21.420 That does look like someone.

00:36:23.120 In a trench.

00:36:23.860 In a trench.

00:36:24.660 Bayoneted in the heart.

00:36:25.600 Hundreds of thousands of them in a trench somewhere.

00:36:27.860 That's kind of his destiny.

00:36:29.200 Unfortunately.

00:36:29.980 But, hey, it means times are good if he's not dying in a trench versus Germany.

00:36:33.360 He's me Simple Man going in the water with my mother.

00:36:37.220 And then buy his merch.

00:36:38.320 It's probably an affiliate link or something.

00:36:40.340 Not good.

00:36:41.140 All right.

00:36:41.500 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:36:42.520 We're moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:36:45.380 Cringe of the Week.

00:36:47.840 All right.

00:36:48.300 Our first clip of Cringe of the Week is Harry Sisson and one of his...

00:36:53.180 Twink associates?

00:36:54.140 Twink.

00:36:54.620 Yeah.

00:36:55.240 Twink associates.

00:36:56.260 That's a good way to put it.

00:36:57.560 They're doing a live stream debating a right-wing person who is defending Elon after he was accused of doing a Roman salute, a Nazi salute at a recent rally.

00:37:07.400 And look what happens here.

00:37:08.700 No, no, no.

00:37:09.020 Put down your phone.

00:37:09.860 Put down.

00:37:10.700 Rad this horse.

00:37:12.520 Yo!

00:37:14.120 Dude!

00:37:15.000 What the fuck?

00:37:16.600 Dude!

00:37:17.460 Oh, my God.

00:37:18.700 No.

00:37:19.520 No, dude.

00:37:20.440 You are cooked.

00:37:21.420 You are cooked, bro.

00:37:23.180 You're so cooked.

00:37:25.080 Which part was cooked about that?

00:37:27.100 Dude, you literally just nailed it.

00:37:29.220 Put down your phone.

00:37:30.060 Put down your phone.

00:37:30.860 You're so cooked.

00:37:31.820 You see the guy in the top right freaking out and going like this?

00:37:34.940 He did a no-no.

00:37:36.400 He did a no-no thing.

00:37:37.500 He was kind of like what Hitler did one time.

00:37:40.860 And it's like, all right, Harry Sisson, what happens when you read the N-word?

00:37:45.040 Do you say it in your head?

00:37:46.140 Oh, I read it in my brain and then I kind of say it out loud because I mouth out my words and, oh, no, I said the N-word.

00:37:51.280 Oh, you're cooked, bro.

00:37:52.560 You read it in your head out loud.

00:37:54.560 So what's the point?

00:37:56.060 Like, this is all they have now?

00:37:58.080 Like, gotcha moments?

00:37:59.360 And like, they're not in charge of policy, so it's kind of like policing in the gayest way possible, policing the internet in some way?

00:38:05.720 Policing the internet and as long as their opponent is against them, like right-wing people, then it's like, oh, you raised your hand a certain way?

00:38:13.040 Let's try to ruin your life and have the worst possible interpretation of what you did and attribute it to being a Nazi.

00:38:18.940 You're a Nazi now, guy doing a live stream in your basement.

00:38:22.440 So the goal is for the Harry Sisson types is you can't even have a conversation about the nuances of something because it's such a no-no that they have to freak out and make soy jack faces at it, right?

00:38:32.780 Yeah.

00:38:33.040 You're cooked, bro.

00:38:34.340 You're cooked.

00:38:34.940 That's literally all they have.

00:38:36.360 And you have to, like, give the worst possible motives and pretend.

00:38:39.980 You have to live and pretend and then try to ruin someone's life over it.

00:38:43.240 And that's why Tom Homan just says, yes, are you going to deport everybody who's illegal?

00:38:47.300 Yes.

00:38:47.940 You just – you don't talk to people like this anymore.

00:38:50.280 That's kind of the point, right?

00:38:51.760 It's like, why would you even have a talk with someone who can't be rational or who can't kind of, like, have a discussion?

00:38:57.220 And the answer is you wouldn't.

00:38:58.780 You wouldn't talk to someone like that.

00:39:00.400 Yeah, exactly.

00:39:01.380 And then this next guy did something similar.

00:39:04.120 Same vein.

00:39:05.160 He's trying to find dog whistles within messages presented by Elon Musk.

00:39:10.200 Elon Musk salute was absolutely what you think it was, because it was followed by both a Nazi and a white supremacist dog whistle in quick succession.

00:39:18.540 Both the Nazi Party and white supremacist organizations are very notoriously into numerology, symbolism, and hidden meanings, which makes sense, because, much like Elon, the Austrian painter was very likely also extremely autistic.

00:39:32.840 For example, if you're a white person who lives in the South and have ever had the bizarre experience of somebody randomly walking up to you and asking if you know Mr. IAC, IAC is an acronym for, are you a clansman?

00:39:46.520 And if you are, you are expected to respond with, or, a clansman I am.

00:39:53.240 They call it the Invisible Empire for a reason.

00:39:55.780 So, if we chronologically assign a number to the first letter of every word and my heart goes out to you, we get 13 plus 8 plus 7 plus 15 plus 20 plus 25, which equals 88.

00:40:09.540 88 is the most important numerical symbol in Nazi history because it translates to letter H, letter H, which represents the phrase Heilhiattler.

00:40:24.600 Fuck, he found out about the letter counting secret numbers Nazi thing.

00:40:29.140 Elon, abort, abort.

00:40:30.400 He found out about the secret code.

00:40:31.960 This twink found out about the secret code.

00:40:34.340 And he can't even say it.

00:40:35.440 He can't even say it because he's too scared or something at the end.

00:40:40.000 Oh, so yeah, he really caught us.

00:40:42.060 And then this next thing I was going to say about, like, him calling us Nazis and the names he calls us, I was going to say Nazis isn't going to get everyone riled.

00:40:50.140 But now I'm afraid he might crack that one, too.

00:40:52.680 He might start taking the first letter out of Nazis isn't going to get everyone.

00:40:57.320 Nazis isn't going to get everyone riled.

00:41:00.960 No.

00:41:01.380 No.

00:41:01.880 What is that spell?

00:41:02.980 You're cooked.

00:41:03.840 What is that spell?

00:41:04.760 You're cooked, bro.

00:41:05.640 And then, again, like, this whole thing, it's like, he's talking to his audience about these assumptions.

00:41:12.880 And it's like, these are the people who believe in sundown towns in America in 2025 now.

00:41:18.700 Sundown towns.

00:41:19.420 And it's, hey, are you Mr. Ayik?

00:41:21.780 Yeah, I'm a Klansman too, brother.

00:41:23.160 We all are.

00:41:24.180 Everybody is.

00:41:25.040 Turn around.

00:41:25.600 Debbie.

00:41:26.160 Debbie's a Klansman too.

00:41:27.900 Like, these guys are living in such a crazy world where if you believe all that, then

00:41:31.660 yeah, why wouldn't you start counting the numbers in Elon's speech?

00:41:34.820 Why wouldn't you?

00:41:35.540 You can find something.

00:41:36.380 Yeah.

00:41:36.880 And if you can't, you can start adding and subtracting them.

00:41:39.680 I guarantee you, you'll find something.

00:41:41.560 Yeah, adding and subtracting.

00:41:42.980 And then if you have, like, 24, it's actually two and four.

00:41:45.820 And then two plus four is six.

00:41:47.080 Split that up.

00:41:47.540 And then six, six, six.

00:41:48.760 Holy shit.

00:41:49.440 I think we cracked it.

00:41:50.980 All right.

00:41:51.520 Next, we're going to get into a little bit of a tram section.

00:41:54.220 Mr. Sir, is that what we call him?

00:41:55.760 Yeah, Lily.

00:41:56.460 Mr. Sir.

00:41:56.900 Lily.

00:41:57.640 That's the name I was thinking of.

00:41:59.600 Well, Lily is getting some operations done to make him look more like a lady.

00:42:04.520 My face is about to change.

00:42:07.060 Commonly referred to as FFS, facial feminization surgery is the process of making one's face

00:42:13.200 more traditionally feminine.

00:42:15.320 Mine will consist of five parts.

00:42:17.400 Number one is my hairline.

00:42:19.600 You can see it's kind of pushed back a little bit.

00:42:21.580 They're going to pull it forward.

00:42:23.300 Number two, my brow bone.

00:42:25.140 And you can see how it's kind of protruding a little bit.

00:42:27.440 They are going to shave it down so it protrudes less.

00:42:31.120 Number three is my nose.

00:42:32.700 You can see that it curves out a little bit.

00:42:34.660 That's a traditionally masculine feature.

00:42:36.980 We want it to push in a little bit.

00:42:39.080 So they're going to shave it down.

00:42:40.880 Number four is my jawline.

00:42:42.600 Now, y'all know the meme, the traditionally chiseled male jaw.

00:42:46.100 I kind of have one of those jaws.

00:42:47.920 So they're going to shave it down just like my nose and my brow to give my face a softer,

00:42:52.240 more feminine appearance.

00:42:53.600 Fifth and final is an obvious one, the Adam's apple.

00:42:56.800 They are going to shave this down as well.

00:42:59.460 Now, this won't affect my voice at all.

00:43:01.740 At most, I will have a sore throat for a couple of days.

00:43:04.300 According to my surgeon, the surgery will take up to seven hours.

00:43:07.620 I will stay overnight.

00:43:08.780 Let's cut the video.

00:43:09.540 But he does go on to say that recovery time is six to eight months.

00:43:13.840 Oh, we might be missing him for a little bit.

00:43:16.060 I know.

00:43:16.640 Nobody's going to be calling him sir at the restaurant anymore.

00:43:18.980 Injured reserve.

00:43:20.440 But this is weird because we were always told by types like this,

00:43:23.920 and I think literally this person, that there's no such thing as feminine.

00:43:27.540 And there's no feminine.

00:43:28.840 There's no masculine.

00:43:29.740 It's just everything's interconnected.

00:43:32.400 And if you're this, you're that.

00:43:33.620 You can be whatever you want.

00:43:34.740 I thought femininity was just like a social construct.

00:43:38.560 Yeah, pink.

00:43:39.400 Pink is genderless.

00:43:40.680 Nothing matters.

00:43:41.440 So your big square jaw and your strong brows and your nose, that's a lady.

00:43:47.180 Anyone can be a woman.

00:43:48.240 Anyone can be a man.

00:43:49.120 They come in all these different shapes and sizes.

00:43:50.960 But now that I'm a lady, I want to start looking like a real lady.

00:43:54.100 It's a little revealing when you start talking like that.

00:43:56.260 Yeah, I need a little button nose that goes in.

00:43:58.320 And just shave the Adam's apple down.

00:44:00.140 Five surgeries, probably extremely expensive.

00:44:02.320 The thing is, this is kind of like resume builder for whatever doctor is taking this on.

00:44:09.100 If you can take Mr. Sir, the guy who gets called Sir everywhere he goes and fights about it,

00:44:14.620 into a lady, you might have business for the next 20 years of all these trans freaks,

00:44:19.720 especially after the military stops paying for it.

00:44:22.120 Ooh, you'll be top chef.

00:44:23.180 You'll be top chef.

00:44:24.300 It's a resume builder.

00:44:25.360 Yeah.

00:44:25.700 So like if I was this doctor, I'd go hard on this and really try to make it work.

00:44:29.100 Yeah.

00:44:29.500 That's just me.

00:44:30.080 And then you'll go to jail too.

00:44:32.800 And then you can build a resume and then we can try you later for crimes against humanity.

00:44:37.340 You will be tried at The Hague.

00:44:38.960 I saw an article that was interesting.

00:44:40.940 It said, number of children who think they are wrong gender surges 50-fold.

00:44:45.320 Yeah, sharp rise in girls suffering dysphoria with twice as many cases as boys in study of

00:44:50.680 GP records in England shows.

00:44:53.400 Yeah, this is from the UK.

00:44:55.060 But it's still very interesting.

00:44:56.280 So girls are falling for it more.

00:44:57.800 Girls are starting to fall for it more.

00:44:59.500 They want to be a little Mikey.

00:45:00.760 They want to be a little boy.

00:45:01.960 Mm-hmm.

00:45:02.640 And then this next meme was pretty funny.

00:45:04.360 This is like a hinge prompt.

00:45:06.540 Like my most controversial opinion is pineapple on pizza.

00:45:09.520 And then someone replies to that and said, mine's about trans people.

00:45:13.220 Probably not going to work out.

00:45:14.960 Yeah, maybe.

00:45:15.900 But if it does, you found a pretty good one, right?

00:45:18.060 Exactly.

00:45:18.520 If you get past that in the opening stages, you'll either have a great one or you'll know

00:45:22.940 to not have to waste your time anymore on a Muppet.

00:45:25.340 Absolutely.

00:45:25.700 All right.

00:45:26.200 Our last piece of cringe is the trans crime rate.

00:45:29.660 We talked about the rate of trans people in the military, which is really high.

00:45:33.480 And that kind of blew our mind.

00:45:35.120 And this week, we're going to be talking about the trans crime rate, which will actually blow

00:45:40.260 our mind even more.

00:45:41.360 Well, this is in federal prison.

00:45:43.420 The rate of trans people in federal prison.

00:45:45.840 And like two weeks ago, we had discussed the trans prison population in England.

00:45:50.820 So that was a proxy for us.

00:45:52.660 But this was from a New York Times article that said, transgender people make up less

00:45:57.560 than 1% of adults in the United States, according to the Williams Institute, a research center

00:46:02.160 at the University of California, Los Angeles law school that studies the LGBTQ population.

00:46:07.300 It is unclear why the number is so high in federal prisons.

00:46:10.840 And the number in federal prison is 15%.

00:46:14.000 So 15% of women in prison are transgender.

00:46:18.320 They're like one in seven people.

00:46:20.140 Basically, yeah.

00:46:21.420 That's crazy.

00:46:22.540 And you know, that's on us.

00:46:24.240 That's on our weak society, right?

00:46:26.420 Because yeah, oh, whoa, this guy's fucking tough.

00:46:30.080 That guy's demanding my ramen noodles.

00:46:32.000 And this guy wants to knife me.

00:46:33.340 I just saw someone get beat up.

00:46:34.900 Maybe I am a lady where I'm in the top 1% strength of all the inmates.

00:46:39.840 But soon it's going to become this thing where you're even getting beat up in the women's

00:46:43.260 prison.

00:46:43.920 Even if you're a gay, like a little weak man, you could still get beat up in the women's

00:46:49.580 prison.

00:46:49.780 Those other men were like, yeah, we got here first, bitch.

00:46:53.080 Exactly.

00:46:53.600 You might think you're like sneaking around like, oh, I'm a man.

00:46:56.360 I'm going to get put in the women's prison.

00:46:57.780 Ha ha.

00:46:58.420 And then, yeah, half the people there are already men and they're going to fuck you

00:47:02.040 up.

00:47:02.340 Welcome to the club, brother.

00:47:03.500 They all say.

00:47:04.200 Yeah.

00:47:04.360 It's not that fun anymore.

00:47:05.760 Yeah.

00:47:06.200 All right.

00:47:06.560 We're moving on now to Urban Decay.

00:47:09.800 Our first clip of Urban Decay is this sad old woman who can barely walk.

00:47:14.140 And she's trying to cross four lanes of New York City traffic.

00:47:16.800 And look how she's treated by the guy she's in front of in his car.

00:47:20.340 Not to be on my car, though.

00:47:28.140 Get off my car.

00:47:29.500 Hold on, ma'am.

00:47:37.520 How you doing?

00:47:38.520 I'm okay.

00:47:39.800 You was touching my car.

00:47:41.480 Did I hurt it?

00:47:42.700 No, you didn't hurt it.

00:47:43.560 I was just wondering why you was...

00:47:44.900 Because I can't walk right.

00:47:46.420 Oh, I'm sorry about it.

00:47:47.340 It's not a problem, but you did touch my car.

00:47:49.520 I'm still touching it.

00:47:51.740 Oh.

00:47:52.820 But I'll stop.

00:47:54.340 No, you good.

00:47:57.440 Hey.

00:47:58.980 That's crazy.

00:48:00.680 That's crazy.

00:48:01.920 So I don't have much to say about this.

00:48:03.640 I just wrote N-word.

00:48:05.020 Okay.

00:48:05.540 That's fine.

00:48:06.460 Yeah.

00:48:07.200 I think that about sums it up.

00:48:09.000 I mean, as a society, like, who do we look after, right?

00:48:12.540 What's a sign of a healthy society?

00:48:13.940 Looking after the elderly and babies, being nice to waiters, not being a dick to service

00:48:19.620 people, right?

00:48:20.760 Yeah.

00:48:21.020 There's a few very simple things.

00:48:23.260 And then this guy, who's clearly a black guy, Uber driver.

00:48:26.420 Yeah.

00:48:26.720 Is it a new Bugatti?

00:48:27.980 No, you're driving an Uber.

00:48:29.580 Did she smudge your Maybach?

00:48:31.300 Yeah.

00:48:31.920 No.

00:48:32.340 You're like, you're an Uber.

00:48:33.500 You're going to pick up someone who might even, like, disrespect you in two minutes.

00:48:36.740 Yeah.

00:48:37.040 It's a nice old lady who's, like, clearly having trouble, and his first instinct is to film.

00:48:42.180 And I think a part of it is racial.

00:48:45.820 It is.

00:48:46.540 If this was a nice old black lady, he'd be like, oh, auntie, you're good.

00:48:51.540 Take your time.

00:48:52.580 But it's a white lady, and then there's kind of, like, no kinship.

00:48:55.620 There's no, that's my countrymen in him.

00:48:59.440 And it makes me a little uneasy.

00:49:01.940 But then again, I think that's just reality.

00:49:05.140 And, you know, we've often bring up the stats on the show about how white people rate all other races and how, like, Mexicans show in-group preference at a higher rate.

00:49:14.520 Black people show in-group preference at a way higher rate.

00:49:16.640 And then white people are kind of pretty fair.

00:49:18.420 We've shown that chart a bunch of times before.

00:49:20.540 It's just something to keep in mind, right, when it's time to pick grandpa's caretaker.

00:49:26.140 Maybe the old Polish woman is a little better than the woman from Trinidad and Tobago.

00:49:31.400 Yeah.

00:49:31.560 Or whatever.

00:49:32.440 Exactly.

00:49:33.180 So it's just something you notice.

00:49:34.800 And it's not damning.

00:49:36.280 It doesn't do anything too bad.

00:49:38.000 But he's filming and uploading it and thinks he's, like, kind of right.

00:49:40.840 Oh, it's crazy.

00:49:41.500 She's touching my car.

00:49:42.420 Imagine uploading it, not realizing that you probably would or should get a bunch of people saying, what's your problem?

00:49:50.180 But he uploaded it because he thought the atmosphere he was uploading into would be supportive of how he was treating that woman.

00:49:56.040 Exactly.

00:49:56.600 So there's no governor on his own self-reflection of the incident, right?

00:50:00.260 Yeah.

00:50:00.540 So maybe our racist ancestors had a point.

00:50:03.160 You know, I think it's just something we're – the whole point of the show is enjoy reality.

00:50:08.380 We're reality enjoyers.

00:50:09.600 And I think some people just have a little different, like – they have a different thing.

00:50:13.540 They see some, like, mean old lady there instead of, like, some woman who's, like, should be protected and kind of –

00:50:18.980 And can't walk.

00:50:19.720 Yeah.

00:50:19.920 Yeah.

00:50:20.220 And is probably leaving the house for the – you know, once a week to go do something.

00:50:24.760 Pick up the medicine for my dog or whatever she's up to is, like, clearly something necessary, right?

00:50:29.700 Exactly.

00:50:30.240 Very low-trust society shit.

00:50:32.220 And I'm trying to combat that in my own life by living, like, in a high-trust way.

00:50:37.460 Like, there's multiple timelines we can choose to live on.

00:50:39.980 Obviously, we're in a low-trust society at the moment because of how things got.

00:50:43.700 But we can live in the high-trust society ways.

00:50:46.900 Over the weekend, I participated in a high-trust society thing.

00:50:50.660 Yeah.

00:50:50.800 You can find the pockets is what you're saying.

00:50:52.500 I found a pocket over the weekend.

00:50:54.460 I bought a couch online.

00:50:57.060 And the group – like, the people I bought it from was, like, the so-and-so family business, furniture business or whatever.

00:51:03.260 And I messaged them, and I think they had, like, a Christian thing in one of their profile pictures, like a cross.

00:51:09.160 Yeah.

00:51:09.320 So I knew I was talking to good people, and I wasn't home when they were coming for the delivery on Sunday morning.

00:51:15.040 So I just said, hey, the garage is open.

00:51:17.780 Please put the couch in the garage when you get there.

00:51:20.420 I already sent you the money.

00:51:21.980 Wow.

00:51:22.280 And that's high-trust shit because you would maybe, if you were a scumbag or the guy driving that car, you might go, oh, you already sent me the money.

00:51:29.500 I'm just going to block him on the app, and I'll sell the couch again, and I'll make double.

00:51:34.540 Or he already sent the money.

00:51:35.680 We don't have to go drive from Tampa to St. Pete to deliver it.

00:51:38.560 This guy already sent the money.

00:51:40.000 Yeah.

00:51:40.220 But instead, I sent it ahead of time.

00:51:42.320 They said, thank you.

00:51:43.160 We're loading the trailer now.

00:51:44.420 They brought it to the garage.

00:51:45.560 They dumped it off, sent me a picture, and I said, pleasure doing business with you.

00:51:49.340 And you know the sad part about that is that high-trust society stuff, I know you're cultivating it, and it's good, and it's nice to see.

00:51:55.440 But all it takes is one.

00:51:56.900 All it takes is one of those for you to sour and start meeting in front of the police station.

00:52:01.520 You know what I mean?

00:52:02.040 Yeah, yeah.

00:52:02.900 That's kind of the rules of the road.

00:52:04.680 But you made a judgment in a world.

00:52:05.700 But we're trying to live in the new paradigm, you know?

00:52:08.160 Yeah.

00:52:08.320 All right.

00:52:08.680 Our next video is a guy who's mad at Target because Target got rid of their DEI programs.

00:52:15.000 Y'all finna start discriminating us?

00:52:17.920 Huh?

00:52:18.220 Y'all finna start discriminating us?

00:52:21.020 So y'all telling me if I want a job here, I can't work here if y'all don't like me?

00:52:25.840 That's what y'all telling me?

00:52:26.900 Don't say nothing, officer.

00:52:29.340 Hello?

00:52:30.560 Y'all finna start discriminating us, Target?

00:52:32.780 This what we doing?

00:52:34.920 This is what we doing?

00:52:37.680 Y'all quiet in this motherfucker.

00:52:39.260 Where the workers at?

00:52:41.700 I got kids.

00:52:42.800 I need a job in this motherfucker, man.

00:52:45.740 What's going on?

00:52:47.620 Stephanie, yell for the fellow Trump.

00:52:49.960 I need a job.

00:52:51.020 So it's like that.

00:52:51.560 You need a job in this motherfucker.

00:52:53.400 You're not going to get one going in like that.

00:52:55.340 And then you're also hassling like the minimum wage retail workers.

00:52:59.280 Yeah.

00:52:59.920 Crazy.

00:53:00.420 Like the woman you're yelling, where are the workers at?

00:53:02.340 The one lady they showed is like a little Hispanic woman.

00:53:04.340 Yeah.

00:53:05.000 She's working like it's supplemental income for like her while her husband goes to work.

00:53:09.940 Like it's barely like nobody's in charge here.

00:53:12.340 And the funniest thing is this guy has a very loose understanding of what DEI is.

00:53:17.160 And it's like, do you think Target's not hiring any black people to work in their stores again?

00:53:21.340 No.

00:53:21.980 They're just not making a whole department about it.

00:53:24.160 Yeah.

00:53:24.420 Put you on posters.

00:53:25.540 They're just not giving preferential treatment to people who apply based on their race,

00:53:29.600 which is interesting because the group they were giving preferential treatment to was

00:53:34.100 also the group that was disproportionately stealing from them all this time.

00:53:37.500 That's true.

00:53:38.200 But they looked past that and were still giving everyone a job.

00:53:42.040 And then you come in like this and you think that Target's discriminating you.

00:53:45.000 I need a motherfucking job.

00:53:46.600 Well, if it was last week, sir, we would have had you start on Monday.

00:53:50.180 You would have had the job.

00:53:51.580 And, you know, at a certain point, this kind of this black guy, social media black guy

00:53:56.400 who got pushed into a corner, doesn't feel like he has a job anymore.

00:54:01.980 What do you do when you're backed into a corner?

00:54:04.360 You freak out at a retail store, right?

00:54:06.440 And you film yourself doing it.

00:54:07.700 That's classic.

00:54:08.620 That's kind of par for the course.

00:54:10.000 That'll get you out of the hole.

00:54:11.100 Yep.

00:54:11.780 All right.

00:54:12.220 Moving on.

00:54:12.960 We have some good news and bad news from some of our major cities.

00:54:16.440 Our good news for the day is for the first time in 30 years,

00:54:20.000 New York City went five days without a reported shooting victim.

00:54:23.480 Wow.

00:54:23.960 Reported.

00:54:24.400 Yeah, someone's nursing a wound in an empty warehouse like a Quentin Tarantino movie somewhere.

00:54:29.800 Yeah, with a fentanyl overdose or something.

00:54:32.240 But still pretty good.

00:54:34.440 That's pretty good.

00:54:35.140 Five days.

00:54:36.040 Yeah.

00:54:36.520 Very nice, New York City.

00:54:37.760 And that means the illegals aren't shooting each other.

00:54:39.500 I think the illegals are being quiet.

00:54:41.960 So then the urban African-Americans also stood down.

00:54:45.960 There's no one to shoot at as much.

00:54:48.000 No ethnic beefs anymore boiling over.

00:54:50.480 So that's the good news of the week.

00:54:51.820 The bad news of the week is 52% of Philadelphia can't read.

00:54:56.660 52% of Philadelphia adults are functionally illiterate.

00:55:00.340 Go birds, though.

00:55:01.700 E-L-G-L-E-S.

00:55:03.960 Birds.

00:55:04.960 Made it to the Super Bowl.

00:55:07.400 Exactly.

00:55:08.920 That lady, the mayor couldn't even spell, so I can't say I'm surprised.

00:55:12.200 But yeah, 52% of adults in Philadelphia can't read.

00:55:15.680 Sorry.

00:55:16.360 Sorry, Philly.

00:55:16.720 I wonder which part of town that is.

00:55:18.320 Maybe Kensington?

00:55:18.980 Yeah.

00:55:19.620 I don't know Philly enough to get the bit, but I assume Kensington is pretty affluent.

00:55:23.940 Maybe those guys that just stand like this for the whole day.

00:55:26.540 No.

00:55:26.920 I don't think they can read because they're stuck.

00:55:28.880 They read and they just give it up.

00:55:30.640 No, they could read, but they gave it up.

00:55:33.340 Yeah.

00:55:33.460 It's like a retiring from reading.

00:55:34.880 It's like you can keep doing drugs every day, but you can't read anymore.

00:55:37.900 Yeah, yeah.

00:55:38.260 That one.

00:55:38.680 That one.

00:55:39.100 Give me that.

00:55:40.080 All right.

00:55:40.420 Our last piece of urban decay.

00:55:42.340 Spirit Airlines updates dress code policy.

00:55:45.040 Here's how South Florida flyers are reacting.

00:55:47.380 So South Florida flyers is a new slur, euphemism, whatever you want to call it.

00:55:52.580 It's a new kind of euphemism.

00:55:54.440 And also another euphemism is like those who need to be reminded how to dress by enforcing

00:55:59.720 a dress code.

00:56:00.540 Yeah, pretty much.

00:56:01.740 And it's not because Spirit Airlines is all of a sudden becoming classy or a higher end

00:56:06.520 airline.

00:56:07.220 I just think the people's outfits from like Atlanta to Miami were so obnoxious and horrible

00:56:12.820 and barely on their bodies that they had to kind of say something.

00:56:17.240 And it gets stinky too.

00:56:18.520 If you're wearing a crop top and like yoga pants, like you smell.

00:56:22.600 Yeah.

00:56:22.860 Certain times, like if you're on a plane and you're a little sweaty, you wear a button

00:56:26.140 down, you wear something, that's containment too.

00:56:28.460 Like, you know, you're stinking it up, but it's going against you.

00:56:32.000 It's all inside.

00:56:32.560 It's refractive.

00:56:33.600 That's happening right now.

00:56:35.000 Yeah.

00:56:35.300 Two layers under here.

00:56:36.380 Every time I shoot the show, there's something, but, um, and then here's from the body of

00:56:40.920 the updated, uh, clothing policy.

00:56:44.160 The low cost airline headquartered in Donia beach updated its contract of carriage outline

00:56:48.460 restrictions on see-through clothing, exposed breasts or buttocks, other private parts,

00:56:55.940 lewd or offensive clothing or tattoos and bare feet.

00:56:59.260 So it's just for like people who didn't know how to act in public.

00:57:02.480 What were you guys doing?

00:57:03.580 Yeah.

00:57:03.780 And then somebody goes, here's this quote and I'll read it in the voice that I think

00:57:07.600 it was set in.

00:57:09.000 It's just too many rules.

00:57:10.600 People are just trying to get where they're going.

00:57:12.720 Said Rastaway J, a spirit passenger.

00:57:15.520 I feel like you shouldn't put rules on how people wear their clothes while flying.

00:57:20.200 And it's just like tits, ass, disgusting feet, horrible, offensive slurs.

00:57:26.000 Yeah.

00:57:26.480 That's it.

00:57:26.900 That's all spirits asking.

00:57:28.040 They're not asking for the moon and the stars.

00:57:29.620 You guys need shoes.

00:57:30.800 You need shoes and your tits are out.

00:57:32.900 Please, you're not allowed to board.

00:57:34.940 You wear see-through clothing.

00:57:36.100 I know we're going to New Orleans from Atlanta, but you cannot get on like that.

00:57:40.160 It's going to be a party, but let's wait until we get there.

00:57:42.480 So those damn South Florida flyers.

00:57:44.480 Yeah, they'll do it.

00:57:46.180 All right.

00:57:46.500 Well, that's the end of Urban Decay.

00:57:47.600 We're now moving on to Uplifting Gold.

00:57:50.100 Don't get too down or too depressed.

00:57:51.660 Uplifting Gold time.

00:57:52.900 Our first clip from Uplifting Gold is this old guy hooping.

00:57:56.220 Oh, my God.

00:58:00.900 Oh, my God.

00:58:05.800 Hell no.

00:58:08.620 Hell no.

00:58:10.860 We can't have it.

00:58:12.640 Where you get them gym shoes?

00:58:15.000 From your sister?

00:58:16.480 Where the hell you get that shit?

00:58:18.080 Hey, he's tired of reading, folks.

00:58:21.880 Drop his ass.

00:58:22.740 Hey, has he?

00:58:24.340 Ah!

00:58:26.020 Hey, no.

00:58:27.180 Good.

00:58:27.720 You're getting good.

00:58:30.320 Yeah, it's two, but you can't get three.

00:58:32.320 No, you can't get three.

00:58:35.780 Still got it.

00:58:37.100 You're still trying.

00:58:38.160 You never lost the competitive spirit.

00:58:39.880 You love to see it.

00:58:40.580 I respect that, yeah.

00:58:41.940 Our next guy adopted a dog who likes to do something, and he's letting him do it.

00:58:46.420 How long does she do it?

00:58:49.560 35 minutes right now.

00:58:54.300 But she started five years ago when we adopted her.

00:58:59.180 The first time is I tried to, I don't like that.

00:59:02.240 And I say, okay, Gemma, just stop.

00:59:03.800 But she keep licking.

00:59:05.760 And now, gracias, Jenny.

00:59:07.840 I just enjoy it.

00:59:09.080 It's relaxing.

00:59:11.260 Oh, he likes it.

00:59:12.440 The dog won.

00:59:13.500 The dog won.

00:59:14.460 The dog likes what he likes.

00:59:16.420 Don't fight him on it.

00:59:17.500 He thinks he's giving you, like, a gift or he's helping.

00:59:19.760 Yeah.

00:59:20.040 I wonder what that does.

00:59:21.540 I wonder what that does to a head, to a man's head.

00:59:23.740 Oh, to a man's head.

00:59:24.660 I don't know.

00:59:25.240 To the dog's mouth, I think he likes the taste.

00:59:28.520 And it's also, like, sometimes Jerry will, like, sleep with my shoes or socks near his mouth and nose.

00:59:36.620 So he's, like, breathing in my smells while he sleeps, and he likes that.

00:59:40.440 It's a little gay.

00:59:41.160 Because it reminds him of me.

00:59:42.420 I think it's the same thing.

00:59:43.460 It's, like, you're eating the thing you like the most.

00:59:46.060 This guy who you love.

00:59:47.420 Like, you're eating him.

00:59:49.060 Fucking Caesar.

00:59:50.240 Caesar the dog whisperer over here.

00:59:51.940 Yeah.

00:59:52.400 I think that's what's going on.

00:59:53.900 Caesar, go on.

00:59:54.840 Speaking of dogs working and helping, this dog works and helps on a farm.

01:00:01.060 I'll never have another dog like Buck.

01:00:03.960 Whatever I'm doing, he tries to see how he can help.

01:00:06.900 He's just always looking at us, waiting for something and trying to figure out.

01:00:11.740 The Amazon delivery guy will leave packages agate, and right away he will grab them.

01:00:17.320 As young puppies, like, they just pick up your shoe or they pick up anything that is left on the ground.

01:00:21.940 When I would see him pick up anything, I would encourage him to bring it to me.

01:00:26.320 His first real big thing helping is when I put the garbage outside, and he picked up that bag and carried it with me.

01:00:33.320 He just watched, because whether I'm doing gardening, he will then go and get anything that's related to gardening.

01:00:39.160 When we first moved here, we hatched our own eggs.

01:00:43.100 He started, you know, coming to the front door, and he would just be standing there holding it gently in his mouth.

01:00:47.900 You're so good.

01:00:49.340 After that, Buck really took over.

01:00:52.360 A lot of times now, no matter what it is, the puppy's like, oh, wow, what have you got?

01:00:56.180 And Buck's like, this is not a toy.

01:00:57.660 This is work, and I'm helping.

01:00:59.680 That's what I like.

01:01:00.640 He's helping.

01:01:01.280 He's a grinder.

01:01:02.040 That's what you need on the farm.

01:01:03.800 That's why I don't respect cultures who don't like dogs.

01:01:06.340 That's a good point.

01:01:07.660 Dogs are pure.

01:01:08.560 Man's best friend.

01:01:09.660 He helps.

01:01:10.420 Look at that kind heart that dog has.

01:01:12.160 You think that was based on nothing?

01:01:13.520 Man's best friend?

01:01:14.600 Dog backwards is God.

01:01:16.100 Well, that has nothing to do with it.

01:01:18.020 Dogs are angel.

01:01:18.440 That's Elon Musk shit.

01:01:19.560 Dogs are angels with no wings.

01:01:21.960 All right.

01:01:22.500 Moving on.

01:01:22.940 You never heard that?

01:01:23.720 No, you ruined it.

01:01:24.760 You ruined it.

01:01:25.540 Hey, I was being nice.

01:01:26.760 We all love dogs.

01:01:27.680 All right.

01:01:27.940 Our next clip.

01:01:29.160 This is pretty cool.

01:01:30.640 This guy, he is in a tornado warning zone, and all the sirens from all the towns nearby are going off, and then they lined up.

01:01:38.500 That one time, all the tornado sirens in my neighborhood accidentally harmonized.

01:01:43.880 I'm in the middle of about four sirens, so it may have been that four sirens were going off perfectly.

01:01:52.280 Seriously, this is crazy.

01:01:53.800 I'm in awe.

01:02:07.900 Isn't that cool?

01:02:09.160 Kind of.

01:02:09.900 Brother, there's a tornado bearing down on you.

01:02:12.360 That's true.

01:02:13.200 Everyone's...

01:02:13.680 It's not beautiful.

01:02:14.900 Everyone is warning you about something that's coming.

01:02:17.600 But there is something interesting about that.

01:02:19.680 And then also, there is a line of thought that talks about how bells were actually really good for people.

01:02:27.160 Like, the frequency of a bell and the sound of a bell is really good for you.

01:02:30.980 And then that's why they took them all out, like, after World War II, all the churches.

01:02:35.140 Like, there's no bells anymore.

01:02:36.600 But entire towns used to have bells that all day would be ringing.

01:02:40.520 And then that chime and that ringing, like, it kind of unites everybody, and it gives you a nice frequency.

01:02:44.720 It makes you feel good.

01:02:45.520 Maybe kills the parasites.

01:02:46.560 Who knows how it works?

01:02:47.560 Okay.

01:02:48.060 All right.

01:02:48.420 Our next clip is our last clip of the whole show.

01:02:51.440 It's my favorite clip from Uplifting Gold.

01:02:53.440 This kid's riding a little mini horse.

01:02:56.500 Hey, don't take off so fast there, cowboy.

01:03:00.900 He's too fast.

01:03:02.820 Going up.

01:03:03.120 I don't care.

01:03:04.500 Grab her.

01:03:08.160 Don't take off so fast.

01:03:09.660 Slow.

01:03:10.220 Don't take off so fast.

01:03:11.500 Ease off.

01:03:12.360 You don't blast off.

01:03:14.120 We're not at the NFR.

01:03:18.460 Hey.

01:03:19.220 You don't blast off, but he immediately blasts off.

01:03:21.980 He's got his little gun.

01:03:22.800 Little fake gun.

01:03:23.840 That's cool.

01:03:24.460 That's Americana.

01:03:25.400 Yep.

01:03:25.620 Think about how cool that would be.

01:03:27.760 I like horses.

01:03:29.200 I never grew up with any.

01:03:31.620 Never had access.

01:03:32.880 Too fat to ride horses now.

01:03:34.380 You can't put 235, 240 on the back of a horse.

01:03:37.480 What would you be putting on the back of a horse?

01:03:39.640 I have a lot of luggage.

01:03:43.960 I'm always bringing stuff with me.

01:03:45.780 Yeah.

01:03:46.060 So you wouldn't want to do that to a horse.

01:03:47.560 My rucksack.

01:03:48.140 But I encourage anyone from a young age.

01:03:50.780 If you have horse access, foster it.

01:03:52.600 You know?

01:03:52.820 Especially like a mini horse.

01:03:53.860 That's easy to take care of.

01:03:55.780 And then the real horses are like, oh, all this money and all this stuff.

01:03:59.600 You get like a donkey or a mini horse.

01:04:01.200 You just feed it.

01:04:01.860 What do you feed the dog?

01:04:03.280 I don't think that's true.

01:04:05.440 It's just like a big dog.

01:04:06.480 You clean up the shit and you let it run around and you feed it the dog food.

01:04:09.520 Sure.

01:04:09.900 All right.

01:04:10.400 We have some shout outs and some doppels and some good stuff.

01:04:13.260 First is Roger O'Neill, show watcher, show watching like thousands of feet in the air

01:04:18.660 in an airplane.

01:04:19.580 Yeah.

01:04:19.720 What kind of aircraft is that?

01:04:20.840 I don't know.

01:04:21.400 He flies it himself though.

01:04:23.080 Very nice.

01:04:23.940 That's cool.

01:04:24.760 It's a good name too.

01:04:25.920 Roger O'Neill, you said?

01:04:27.200 Come on.

01:04:28.060 Strong.

01:04:28.700 Captain O'Neill.

01:04:29.280 Captain O'Neill.

01:04:30.540 Yeah.

01:04:30.920 That is cool.

01:04:31.560 And that's the kind of hobbies our show watchers have.

01:04:33.720 Yeah.

01:04:33.800 We're not stupid streamer audience where we watch me go, you know, throw a big gulp

01:04:38.900 back at the register at 7-Eleven and we go, ha ha.

01:04:41.820 We're smart people.

01:04:43.080 Yeah.

01:04:43.440 We're smart people.

01:04:44.420 We can do all the flight instruments.

01:04:46.460 Yeah.

01:04:46.960 We can manage the flight instruments.

01:04:48.400 Yeah.

01:04:48.620 You can trust people.

01:04:49.540 People can trust you with their life to go fly an airplane.

01:04:52.040 We know how to communicate with air traffic control, you know, all that stuff.

01:04:54.940 That's all of us.

01:04:55.740 That's all of us.

01:04:56.880 All right.

01:04:57.400 Next, someone saw what looks like me and Richard Rapboy playing Pokemon Go.

01:05:02.160 Yeah.

01:05:02.280 This was, this is a good one.

01:05:05.060 And then he.

01:05:05.940 That's definitely you.

01:05:06.900 And that's kind of me.

01:05:07.940 Yeah.

01:05:08.260 It's 100% you, 20% me.

01:05:10.580 And then he said that he said, afternoon Richard and received a sir and a head nod.

01:05:15.240 So I guess it was Richard.

01:05:17.620 All right.

01:05:18.180 Is that the last thing we have here?

01:05:19.380 Yeah.

01:05:19.840 All right.

01:05:20.080 Well, we do have some shout outs because it is the end of the episode.

01:05:23.280 Congrats to Dylan and Stephanie.

01:05:24.980 They got married over the weekend and it was Stephanie's birthday on the 26th.

01:05:29.040 They're a major show watchers here in Florida.

01:05:30.760 Congrats on the wedding.

01:05:31.460 Congratulations, guys.

01:05:32.460 God bless you guys.

01:05:33.480 Good luck.

01:05:34.540 And we have a happy birthday shout out to Harley.

01:05:38.240 Her birthday was back on January 6th, but reverse shout out to her husband, Mr. Nelson, for

01:05:44.640 forgetting to send that in.

01:05:46.460 Happy birthday.

01:05:47.280 Reverse shout out.

01:05:48.300 Yeah.

01:05:48.840 Your wife is very disappointed, Mr. Nelson.

01:05:51.200 Harley, try to forgive him by next year.

01:05:54.640 He'll do the right thing hopefully in the future.

01:05:56.620 Sorry that happened to you.

01:05:58.500 I can't believe it.

01:06:00.940 Yeah.

01:06:01.200 I actually have never been in a relationship like that where someone would disrespect me

01:06:04.780 so badly.

01:06:05.660 So I can't even relate.

01:06:07.100 So I don't know what you should do, but you know, we'll get you next year.

01:06:09.880 Hopefully he will.

01:06:10.800 If your significant other isn't sending in your birthday, shout out to the podcast.

01:06:14.480 I don't know.

01:06:16.260 Bye-bye.

01:06:16.940 I don't know.

01:06:17.660 All right.

01:06:17.960 Happy birthday to Becky's boyfriend, Jake.

01:06:20.960 Wow.

01:06:21.660 Oh, why'd you say Becky's boyfriend?

01:06:22.900 Oh.

01:06:23.440 I don't know.

01:06:24.400 Just some context.

01:06:25.440 There's a lot of Jakes.

01:06:26.920 She forgot, but it's not too late to miss a birthday shout out.

01:06:31.100 So it's no big deal.

01:06:32.080 Yeah.

01:06:32.400 Happy birthday, Jake.

01:06:33.240 Happy birthday, Jake from Becky.

01:06:34.460 A little late, but you got it done.

01:06:35.620 No big deal.

01:06:36.580 And then happy birthday to Michael Dudor on January 27th.

01:06:42.020 He's a show watcher from the beginning and a major bonus lander.

01:06:45.560 Happy birthday, Michael.

01:06:46.680 Happy birthday, Michael.

01:06:47.800 And that's the end of the episode.

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01:07:23.420 Thank you guys for watching all the way through.

01:07:25.520 We'll see you on Friday.

01:07:28.040 He's ruining my life, her life, and I'm the only single immigrant in this country!

01:07:35.760 From a festival.

01:07:37.020 Do one.

01:07:38.040 We'll see you on Friday.

01:07:39.780 inquisция after the window.

01:07:41.320 He's ruining my life.

01:07:42.900 I love you.

01:07:44.360 We're watching it.

01:07:46.020 Let me see you.

01:07:47.420 We'll see you on Friday.

01:07:48.380 Let me see you on Friday, if you'll see you on Friday.

01:07:51.100 Let me see you next week.

01:07:51.580 This time I'm going to be pingin' microbe.

01:07:53.620 I was experiencing life, and I've reached you on Friday.

01:07:56.500 No Easteramente.

01:07:57.800 So please listen to you on Friday.

01:07:58.820 No Easteramente.

01:08:00.180 But I'm still content to you on Monday, but not be me on Friday.

01:08:02.440 stairs 50-6.

01:08:03.040 I'm going to see the end.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - January 28, 2025

CITY MAN DISRESPECTS OUR ELDERS

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