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00:00:16.980 Welcome back to Flocka Socks, the podcast, episode 82.

00:00:20.040 Today on the show, Transformers, the cartoon goes full trans,

00:00:24.200 something we probably could have seen coming.

00:00:25.960 And women rediscover modesty in this week's Cringe of the Week.

00:00:30.000 Then, in urban decay, the city of Baltimore, instead of locking up criminals,

00:00:33.880 is suing Kia because their cars are too easy to steal.

00:00:37.540 Sports Illustrated is compromised.

00:00:39.660 A guy gives himself a face scar to look cool.

00:00:42.500 We do another round of urban headlines,

00:00:44.460 and I tell you what I think about all the DeSantis influencers.

00:00:47.920 All this and more as Flocka Socks, the podcast, episode 82,

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00:00:55.920 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:00:58.960 And actions speak louder than words.

00:01:01.560 But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

00:01:06.920 Very cool.

00:01:07.920 Very cool.

00:01:10.620 It's Flocka Socks, the podcast, featuring Richard.

00:01:13.260 We're having Richard.

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00:02:20.960 Let's get into some housekeeping.

00:02:21.840 We have a very important housekeeping, as always.

00:02:24.500 This week, there's no heart attack or blood clot clauses.

00:02:28.460 No updates there.

00:02:29.760 But the military is testing everyone for AIDS now, which apparently they didn't used to do,

00:02:35.340 which is probably nothing.

00:02:37.280 I'm not saying that Maxine is giving everyone AIDS.

00:02:40.000 But I did have a dream.

00:02:42.500 That's what happened like a year ago on the show, if you remember.

00:02:45.260 Yeah.

00:02:45.480 It was a lucid dream.

00:02:47.440 But yeah, it says the DOD database reports a 500% increase in HIV in 2021.

00:02:53.040 That's weird.

00:02:54.480 That's what the database?

00:02:55.840 500%?

00:02:56.440 Is that high?

00:02:57.100 I don't know.

00:02:57.500 I ain't good with numbers very much.

00:02:59.160 Yeah.

00:02:59.420 It's probably nothing.

00:03:00.420 Yeah.

00:03:01.580 Vaccine-induced AIDS.

00:03:03.660 Yeah.

00:03:04.040 It's probably nothing.

00:03:05.460 Let's get back to the trans people.

00:03:07.160 Well, we actually have one other small COVID update, too.

00:03:11.840 Apparently, this is from May 3rd.

00:03:13.840 Timing matters for COVID vaccine effectiveness.

00:03:17.940 Younger and older people gain greater protection if they had their jabs in the middle of the day.

00:03:23.060 Maybe that's why it didn't really work for anybody.

00:03:25.620 It's like, oh, you went in the morning.

00:03:27.020 I went before work.

00:03:28.080 Yeah.

00:03:29.060 Big problem.

00:03:29.340 I got it two weeks later.

00:03:30.500 Yeah.

00:03:30.640 Joe Biden kept getting it in the morning.

00:03:32.260 It was crazy.

00:03:33.000 Oh, man.

00:03:33.640 Well, now we know.

00:03:34.500 So we got to do it all over again.

00:03:35.720 This time, we'll get it at noon before lunch.

00:03:38.100 Oh, what's crazy to me is there's still people who are going and getting boosted.

00:03:41.020 Like, there's still a certain percentage of people who are like, all right, next one.

00:03:45.000 Yeah.

00:03:45.480 It's like a punch card now.

00:03:46.940 Tenth visit.

00:03:47.760 Get a fucking burger.

00:03:49.240 Yeah.

00:03:49.640 Scary stuff.

00:03:50.800 All right.

00:03:51.160 We have a doppelganger section.

00:03:52.520 Obviously, we don't do the doppelgangers anymore, but we kind of have to sometimes when there's

00:03:58.040 certain people that come around that look like us.

00:04:00.140 This is a Richard Rappaway heavy week.

00:04:02.800 The guy from Black Snow.

00:04:04.860 Yeah.

00:04:05.340 I'll take this one all day.

00:04:06.580 That's a great one.

00:04:07.380 Yeah.

00:04:07.740 Thank you.

00:04:08.200 You're the mean guy.

00:04:09.080 Thank you.

00:04:09.580 And then also, last week, you were hanging out with Magic Johnson's son.

00:04:14.060 Yeah.

00:04:14.720 Yeah.

00:04:18.620 There they go.

00:04:19.640 So there he is.

00:04:20.860 Yep.

00:04:21.400 Got his little boots on.

00:04:22.740 Magic Johnson's son.

00:04:24.140 He's probably six foot ten in heels.

00:04:25.880 And there's you in the little leather jacket.

00:04:27.520 This little boy.

00:04:28.260 Little boy.

00:04:29.960 That's you in the background.

00:04:31.120 He goes straight up to the box.

00:04:33.160 Wow.

00:04:33.660 Look at that.

00:04:34.300 There's me in the leather jacket.

00:04:35.720 Studded leather jacket.

00:04:37.120 Very nice.

00:04:38.560 Very nice.

00:04:38.940 I like the Black Snow one better, but that's all good.

00:04:40.880 Yeah.

00:04:41.540 The thing about Magic Johnson's son, I think, like, obviously, there's a theory about, like,

00:04:45.320 the trans agenda and how it came to be.

00:04:47.680 I think they basically beta tested the viability of the trans movement early on with, like, Magic Johnson's son and Bruce Jenner.

00:04:56.360 And they were basically like, if we could do it with this six foot eight NBA all-star son and Bruce Jenner, literal Olympian, like, heroic figure, if we could do it with them, we could do it with anybody.

00:05:08.140 Yeah.

00:05:08.380 Everything's gravy after that, after we take down the giant men.

00:05:12.100 Yeah.

00:05:12.780 The decathlete.

00:05:13.640 The decathlete and the six foot eight, like, you know, son of the biggest legend in the NBA.

00:05:18.360 Exactly.

00:05:18.800 And, you know, speaking of increasing AIDS.

00:05:22.040 Oh, yeah.

00:05:23.400 Nothing.

00:05:23.800 Magic Johnson.

00:05:24.660 Well, he's undetectable, I'm sure.

00:05:26.360 He's got as much juice pumping into him as he needs.

00:05:29.140 They cured it for him.

00:05:30.020 Basically.

00:05:30.600 Yeah.

00:05:30.780 They cured it for him, but they said, well, cure it for you, but you got to make your son a lady.

00:05:35.240 And it worked.

00:05:35.940 Yeah.

00:05:36.080 That's exactly what happened.

00:05:37.080 And they beta tested it like they do with, like, Wendy's and, you know, Wendy's gets a new burger and they try it out in, like, Akron, Ohio to see if it's going to work.

00:05:44.800 Yes.

00:05:45.120 That's what they did with Magic Johnson's son and Bruce Jenner.

00:05:50.020 And Bruce, yeah.

00:05:50.560 And it worked.

00:05:51.200 I agree.

00:05:51.740 I agree.

00:05:52.760 It's basically the Baconator.

00:05:54.580 And it's spread nationwide.

00:05:56.340 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:57.360 All right.

00:05:57.620 Moving on.

00:05:58.220 We have a very important housekeeping.

00:05:59.820 Remember last week we did the call to action at the end of the show for Arthur's Roofing?

00:06:03.580 Yeah.

00:06:03.900 It's just, like, these random guys who are big fans of the show.

00:06:06.700 They have a roofing company.

00:06:07.700 They didn't have many Google reviews, so they were like, yo, hook us up with some reviews if you can.

00:06:12.560 We did the call to action at the end of the show.

00:06:14.800 They have, like, a thousand reviews almost now.

00:06:17.000 Yeah.

00:06:17.620 People went crazy.

00:06:19.600 Everyone was commenting, like, oh, yeah, they fixed my cabana, the roof of my cabana after tennis in Miami, Ceviche, Rob Smith.

00:06:28.300 It was every inside show reference possible jammed into a roofing company.

00:06:32.280 So, I don't know if that was going to work.

00:06:34.160 Like, somebody who legitimately is going to read these reviews being like, huh, they specialize in cabanas?

00:06:40.300 Yeah.

00:06:40.620 That's crazy.

00:06:41.480 It was, like, it was weird because we tried to do the right thing, and then everyone started doing inside jokes in the show, which is very funny.

00:06:48.360 But then, you know, I don't know if it helps as much.

00:06:50.940 I know.

00:06:51.520 Well, he's got 750 reviews now.

00:06:53.700 The one problem, not a problem I had, shout out to Arthur's Roofing.

00:06:56.600 They got what they wanted, but somebody uploaded a picture with their review, and now that picture is what comes up when you Google Arthur's Roofing in Greensboro, North Carolina.

00:07:06.880 And it's, like, some giant cathedral that may not even exist.

00:07:10.020 And it's, like, Arthur's, like, yeah, I did that.

00:07:12.540 Yeah.

00:07:12.720 So, I mean, the fan base is rabid.

00:07:14.500 We mentioned that at the end of Uplifting Gold, like, barely.

00:07:17.740 That's, like, an hour and 30 into the show.

00:07:19.520 Yeah.

00:07:20.200 So, everyone was still there.

00:07:21.980 It's, like, that book, Monkey's Paw.

00:07:24.640 Yeah.

00:07:25.300 I need reviews.

00:07:26.820 I need reviews.

00:07:27.660 Okay.

00:07:28.400 You'll get reviews.

00:07:29.080 1,000 reviews of Rob and Ceviche and Cabanas and a picture that you definitely can't do the roof for.

00:07:33.900 Like, you get the thing you think you want, but it ends up being, like, a curse.

00:07:37.220 It's, like, a deal with the devil.

00:07:38.440 Yeah.

00:07:38.720 Where it's, like, oh, you'll be the most reviewed, whatever.

00:07:41.000 And it's, like, not for the best reasons.

00:07:43.140 But, hey, everyone did a great job.

00:07:45.000 We're going to have another business at the end of the show, again, that needs reviews.

00:07:50.080 Okay.

00:07:50.440 We're saving it for the end of the show?

00:07:51.600 Yeah.

00:07:51.920 We're going to have, like, a little slot at the end of the show for just, like, America-first

00:07:55.700 base companies that like the show.

00:07:57.420 And we'll shout you out.

00:07:58.460 And I've argued, well, we talked off-camera, like, we should just do that.

00:08:02.440 Like, based followers who have a small business, like, we're going to kind of make that a weekly thing.

00:08:06.800 So, this week's going to be a pizza parlor that's a Fleckus podcast fan.

00:08:11.640 And we're going to shout them out and get them reviews and make them the best pizza place, whether or not they are.

00:08:17.140 Yeah.

00:08:17.380 I think they actually are because their pictures look really good.

00:08:20.220 Also, speaking of Rob's ceviche Miami tennis, did you see that Rob's taking creatine?

00:08:24.540 Yeah.

00:08:25.260 Yeah, I did.

00:08:26.080 Rob lost a bunch of weight.

00:08:27.260 He went from 18% body fat to 12.5% body fat.

00:08:30.940 And he takes creatine now.

00:08:32.560 So, some people on the show maybe could use those diet tips.

00:08:36.660 Some people on the show or some people watching the show.

00:08:40.020 Some people right next to me.

00:08:42.600 Some people within a few feet of me.

00:08:44.720 Yes, yes.

00:08:45.000 All right.

00:08:45.240 We have a lot of important things to get to.

00:08:46.780 We can't get bogged down in housekeeping.

00:08:49.820 Can we play the worm song, please?

00:08:51.520 This is my favorite clip possibly ever.

00:08:55.460 This is my favorite clip possibly ever as well.

00:08:58.940 Don't realize me.

00:09:01.360 Everybody hates me.

00:09:02.580 Guess I'll go eat worms.

00:09:07.220 Hey, for you, Becky.

00:09:10.020 Woo-hoo.

00:09:12.540 That's good.

00:09:13.940 Nobody likes me.

00:09:15.120 Everybody hates me.

00:09:16.440 Guess I'll go eat worms.

00:09:18.520 That's the logical next step when you're just like, guess I'll go eat worms.

00:09:23.020 That's been in my mind.

00:09:24.360 I've been singing that for days now.

00:09:26.200 I don't know what's going on with this person, what their life is, but they just introduced

00:09:30.060 something that'll be stuck in my head for years maybe.

00:09:33.120 That's special.

00:09:33.940 That lady's got like a, she's talented.

00:09:37.360 She didn't, she just said that one take, you know, she didn't shoot multiple takes.

00:09:41.000 I know.

00:09:41.360 That's a talented individual.

00:09:42.600 I think that's going to become a phrase for me.

00:09:44.420 Like, oh man, the Uber driver forgot my ketchup.

00:09:47.040 Guess I'll go eat worms.

00:09:49.040 Guess I'll go eat worms.

00:09:50.420 That's a good idea.

00:09:51.440 All right.

00:09:51.780 We're still in housekeeping.

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00:10:13.660 All right.

00:10:14.160 Really quick.

00:10:14.600 Remember last week I said I hate Beetlejuice and Monkeybone?

00:10:17.540 Yeah.

00:10:18.020 Both of those were directed by Tim Burton, who also directs that stupid skeleton Christmas

00:10:23.220 shit.

00:10:23.760 Nightmare Before Christmas?

00:10:24.920 Hate that shit.

00:10:25.680 I loved that movie when I was a kid.

00:10:27.860 Hate that shit.

00:10:28.740 And that's why it makes sense.

00:10:29.940 It's like, I don't like this movie.

00:10:31.860 I don't like this movie made by the same guy.

00:10:34.980 That like, that's like a logical, that's logically sound in my mind.

00:10:39.180 Oh, for sure.

00:10:39.820 Yeah.

00:10:40.120 That's impressive.

00:10:41.020 Yeah.

00:10:41.160 You're not going against anything that's consistent.

00:10:43.220 It's called.

00:10:43.800 Yeah.

00:10:44.200 All right.

00:10:44.660 We have some, we're still in housekeeping.

00:10:46.920 We have another page of housekeeping, but we have some urban headlines.

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00:11:03.060 Hashtag make a play.

00:11:04.420 We saw a clip of a guy get struck by lightning twice.

00:11:08.840 Let's play the video, I guess, first, and then we'll go to the headline.

00:11:11.380 And then we'll read the headline.

00:11:12.480 Yeah.

00:11:14.880 So this guy gets struck by lightning twice.

00:11:16.460 Here he goes.

00:11:16.800 Boom.

00:11:17.540 Zapped.

00:11:18.160 Down.

00:11:19.420 Damn, that sucked.

00:11:20.500 Wow.

00:11:20.860 Can't believe I'm okay.

00:11:21.940 Whew.

00:11:23.220 Got struck by lightning.

00:11:23.960 Got to get going again.

00:11:24.600 I literally got struck by lightning.

00:11:25.880 Oh, yeah.

00:11:27.020 Boom.

00:11:27.540 Zapped again.

00:11:28.820 And he gets up.

00:11:29.780 He gets up.

00:11:30.440 Struck by lightning twice.

00:11:31.600 And he gets up.

00:11:33.400 And then, yeah, struck by lightning twice.

00:11:34.760 Gets up.

00:11:35.240 Impressive.

00:11:35.700 And there was a headline because it was posted on, like, a NoJumper-style account.

00:11:39.920 Yeah.

00:11:40.200 This is from Hood's Finest, it's called.

00:11:42.200 Hood's Finest.

00:11:42.360 So we're kind of obsessed with these urban, like, interpretations of news events and stuff

00:11:46.680 like that.

00:11:47.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:11:47.840 So you want me to read it?

00:11:49.260 So the headline that they chose for this first swipe on their Instagram page says,

00:11:54.260 Ain't no way, bro, got struck by lightning twice in a row and walked it off.

00:11:59.160 Yeah.

00:11:59.740 So it's kind of like, just ain't no way, bro.

00:12:02.300 Like, they urbanized it.

00:12:03.720 It's like someone just typed it.

00:12:04.080 Yeah.

00:12:04.480 And it's like, oh, ain't no way, bro, got struck by lightning twice and walked it off.

00:12:07.660 Like, they just typed it as they said it, which I like and I appreciate and respect.

00:12:11.600 They're firing from the hip, right?

00:12:13.280 Yeah.

00:12:13.780 And they're typing how they speak, which is impressive.

00:12:17.440 Ain't no way, bro.

00:12:18.300 Yeah, ain't no way.

00:12:19.000 We have some videos and we made some urban headlines to go along with them.

00:12:24.580 So let's do the horse and duck one first.

00:12:26.660 Okay.

00:12:28.080 So here's a horse walking with a duck near him.

00:12:31.520 Yeah, it's a goose, I think, maybe.

00:12:33.660 Oh, maybe a duck.

00:12:34.780 I don't know.

00:12:35.420 It's a goose.

00:12:37.380 Boom.

00:12:38.100 It just gets fucking clobbered.

00:12:40.500 Oh, he might be dead, too.

00:12:41.560 Yeah, his broken neck.

00:12:42.940 All right.

00:12:43.660 So what we came up with?

00:12:44.700 What we came up with, yeah.

00:12:45.900 Is big homie da horse ain't one nothing to do with these geese.

00:12:51.960 Which is basically what happened.

00:12:53.780 Yeah.

00:12:54.080 Basically what happened.

00:12:55.020 All right.

00:12:55.360 And then we move on.

00:12:56.260 There's a shark jumping into a guy's boat.

00:12:58.680 Yep.

00:12:58.980 This guy's kayaking off the coast of Hawaii.

00:13:00.920 Looks like he's got a big fishing setup.

00:13:05.280 Everything's fine.

00:13:08.740 And he sees a shark attack.

00:13:14.220 Close call.

00:13:15.300 Very close call.

00:13:16.300 And the urban headline for that?

00:13:18.180 White boy caught lacking in the ocean on some Jaws type shit.

00:13:23.500 Which is exactly what it was.

00:13:25.540 Yep.

00:13:25.980 Absolutely.

00:13:26.560 And then there's another one.

00:13:27.760 Mountain lion versus squirrel.

00:13:29.740 Yeah, I think it's a bobcat.

00:13:31.220 Yeah, whatever.

00:13:33.000 Bobcat.

00:13:34.180 Mountain lion.

00:13:34.980 The squirrel's on the other side of the tree.

00:13:37.360 Bobcat's a good climber.

00:13:39.140 They're just playing a game right now.

00:13:41.260 A little cat and mouse, it's called.

00:13:42.700 It's called a game of cat and mouse.

00:13:44.420 So here they go.

00:13:46.500 He jukes him.

00:13:49.340 He jukes him.

00:13:50.320 He's down.

00:13:50.840 He's up.

00:13:51.580 He jukes him.

00:13:55.360 Squirrel's done.

00:13:56.200 Got him.

00:13:57.900 Urban headline for that?

00:14:00.720 Big ass cat chasing a squirrel like they looney tunes.

00:14:06.060 Like they looney tunes.

00:14:08.140 Oh, man.

00:14:09.140 What's a lesson we can learn from the bobcat versus the squirrel?

00:14:15.160 Um, I don't know.

00:14:17.040 I'm sure you have something prepared.

00:14:19.240 Gets him fast.

00:14:20.880 Oh, thank you.

00:14:22.060 This is the very important housekeeping you were talking about?

00:14:24.280 Yeah.

00:14:24.540 Okay.

00:14:25.260 It's called gets him fast.

00:14:26.640 Okay.

00:14:26.840 He moves and a squirrel can move, you know?

00:14:29.660 Yep.

00:14:29.800 A squirrel can move faster than me.

00:14:31.220 Yep.

00:14:31.460 A squirrel moves.

00:14:32.480 But then the bobcat really moves.

00:14:35.620 Yeah.

00:14:35.900 Gets him fast.

00:14:36.560 So the squirrel thinks he's going fast.

00:14:38.160 Bobcat operates in a different world where a squirrel's slow.

00:14:41.500 I know.

00:14:41.600 It's called gets him fast.

00:14:42.700 Yeah.

00:14:43.100 Yeah.

00:14:43.280 Do you believe animals hibernate?

00:14:46.520 Yeah.

00:14:47.700 Yes.

00:14:48.340 Okay.

00:14:49.020 Yes.

00:14:49.700 Just some people don't.

00:14:51.100 I think, I think hibernation is like, people thought it was like this big, like biological

00:14:55.460 process that they turn off and whatever.

00:14:57.500 But I think bears just kind of like are snoozing and like miserable, you know?

00:15:02.580 So I don't know.

00:15:03.920 So yeah.

00:15:04.280 I was caught off guard for that question.

00:15:06.260 Didn't expect you to ask me about hibernation and the very important housekeeping.

00:15:09.080 But you're a hibernation truther.

00:15:10.320 You think animals are in fact hibernating?

00:15:12.540 Exactly.

00:15:13.260 Okay.

00:15:13.820 Somewhat.

00:15:14.580 We'll, we'll get, we'll get there over time.

00:15:16.440 Did you see that lung fish from last week?

00:15:19.380 Yeah, but that's not hibernating.

00:15:20.840 That's basically hibernating.

00:15:22.260 Yeah.

00:15:22.640 That's fair.

00:15:23.520 All right.

00:15:23.880 Let's move on.

00:15:24.700 That's it for the urban whatevers.

00:15:26.780 Yeah.

00:15:27.200 That was a good section.

00:15:28.200 Yeah.

00:15:28.400 People like that section.

00:15:29.160 I know.

00:15:30.220 Like they loony tubes.

00:15:33.280 All right.

00:15:33.940 We're still in housekeeping.

00:15:34.860 It's a very important housekeeping.

00:15:36.880 Ron DeSantis.

00:15:39.140 Ron DeSantis, not his best showing lately.

00:15:42.700 Yeah.

00:15:43.120 And he's getting closer to announcing.

00:15:44.360 I mean, he, he's going to.

00:15:45.780 Should be any day now.

00:15:46.440 Yes.

00:15:47.240 And he's doing that Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris cackle a little too much.

00:15:52.460 We have the video of one of them.

00:15:54.380 Look at this.

00:15:56.540 Like a 1955 Porsche in there.

00:15:59.560 That was nice.

00:16:00.760 How much is that worth?

00:16:02.380 I don't know.

00:16:02.860 I don't know why you're talking about that.

00:16:05.680 Did you see the fake car?

00:16:06.980 So he said, oh, there's a Porsche in here.

00:16:08.680 How much does that cost?

00:16:09.640 And the guy's like, oh.

00:16:10.960 He's mumbling through something.

00:16:12.900 And he just loses his shit.

00:16:14.720 Yeah.

00:16:15.340 That was not good.

00:16:16.180 Not good.

00:16:16.860 And hey, we don't not like DeSantis.

00:16:18.900 I personally love DeSantis.

00:16:21.560 I like DeSantis.

00:16:23.500 Him as a governor doing all the right things.

00:16:26.720 Yeah.

00:16:26.960 But he needs to be a little heavier in the boots.

00:16:30.640 Yeah.

00:16:31.040 He needs to be a little stern.

00:16:32.260 Like give him a little ha ha.

00:16:34.380 You don't do that head whip back thing.

00:16:36.720 I don't know.

00:16:37.100 And he was standing one time in a picture that had his toes were kind of pointed in like a narrow base.

00:16:41.860 And he's kind of just standing there.

00:16:43.440 So you need to be heavier in the boots.

00:16:47.220 You're good at that.

00:16:48.400 Heavy in the boots.

00:16:49.440 Yeah.

00:16:49.700 Oh, I blow out all my shoes.

00:16:51.600 All my shoes are blown out because I'm heavy in the boots.

00:16:54.800 But that's important because I'm sturdy.

00:16:56.480 Yeah.

00:16:56.920 But that-

00:16:57.520 Can't get picked up.

00:16:58.140 I can pick Ron DeSantis up.

00:16:59.440 But that animated facial stuff, man, you do that once.

00:17:02.300 And it's like, what the fuck was that?

00:17:03.760 Yeah.

00:17:04.020 I'm kind of like, ooh.

00:17:05.240 I don't know.

00:17:05.580 And also we're obviously seeing this new class of like influencer, like the DeSantis influencers now.

00:17:10.540 Yeah.

00:17:10.740 The people who like built their entire audience off of the MAGA Trump message.

00:17:15.580 And now they think they're smarter than everyone.

00:17:17.760 And they're going to like side with-

00:17:18.960 It's time for DeSantis.

00:17:20.160 Like we're moving on from Trump.

00:17:21.760 Yeah.

00:17:21.920 And then these people are going to quickly realize that they were never that influential.

00:17:25.360 The right was just starved for content.

00:17:27.560 And anyone promoting a MAGA message, they got eyeballs.

00:17:31.180 Yeah.

00:17:31.720 But it wasn't natural.

00:17:32.900 It wasn't a naturally competitive market.

00:17:34.600 It was just like, oh, there's no one on our side.

00:17:36.380 We have no content.

00:17:37.460 Who's saying our message?

00:17:38.600 Oh, these people?

00:17:39.780 I'll listen to them.

00:17:40.640 It's like the growth phase of like a venture capital thing where it's like,

00:17:43.520 it doesn't matter if we're losing money.

00:17:44.720 We just need bodies out there.

00:17:46.280 Exactly.

00:17:46.580 Exactly.

00:17:47.060 But then these influencers gained an audience and think like, oh, I'm entertaining.

00:17:50.280 I'm smart.

00:17:50.920 I'm funny.

00:17:51.960 Now I'm going to go on on my own.

00:17:53.800 And they're going to quickly realize that they're not going to move the needle.

00:17:56.640 They're not that entertaining.

00:17:57.960 Their audience doesn't really like them that much.

00:18:00.720 Yeah.

00:18:01.000 And they don't have the dog in them.

00:18:03.140 Interesting.

00:18:03.460 Yeah.

00:18:03.980 They don't have that dog in them.

00:18:05.500 And that's going to be the big difference.

00:18:07.020 They're kind of be clowning themselves now where they think that they're too good for

00:18:10.360 Trump and it's time to move on.

00:18:11.760 And it's like, we don't need, you know, it's time to move on from just some average guy.

00:18:16.940 Yeah.

00:18:17.240 I don't care what you say.

00:18:18.660 Yeah.

00:18:18.980 You don't decide when it's time to move on.

00:18:20.900 You actually never decided anything.

00:18:22.760 A little gay too, that group.

00:18:24.340 Well, yeah.

00:18:24.840 A little gay.

00:18:25.460 A little twinkie, right?

00:18:26.440 A little twinkie.

00:18:27.440 A little, a little not for me.

00:18:30.200 A little light in the loafers.

00:18:31.140 A little light in the loafers like Ron.

00:18:32.840 Yeah.

00:18:33.480 Well, it's a good fit.

00:18:34.420 I wouldn't call Ron light in the loafers, but him needing to be heavy and light in the

00:18:38.460 loafers are two different things, but they're in the same vein, right?

00:18:41.100 They're in the same.

00:18:42.500 Shoes don't have enough downward pressure on them.

00:18:45.100 Yeah.

00:18:45.360 But that's basically my take there.

00:18:47.800 It's like all these people, these influencers are going to quickly realize that they're not

00:18:51.320 really influencers.

00:18:52.420 They're just people with like average Instagram accounts.

00:18:54.740 For sure.

00:18:55.240 And I don't like, I don't like the DeSantis and Trump beef.

00:18:58.680 I would love it.

00:18:59.760 I would love if it was just two ships passing in the night and like DeSantis is actually

00:19:03.260 with him, you know?

00:19:04.340 Wouldn't that be so much better?

00:19:05.360 Because if DeSantis is with him, that helps Trump in 24.

00:19:08.900 Yeah.

00:19:09.080 And then it also helps DeSantis in 28.

00:19:11.380 A hundred percent.

00:19:11.760 If DeSantis goes against him and uses all this money to attack Trump, it hurts Trump

00:19:15.260 in the short term.

00:19:16.360 DeSantis isn't going to run in this election anyway.

00:19:19.140 And then in 28, we're never going to forget what DeSantis did.

00:19:22.080 And then it just like fucks everybody.

00:19:23.300 So it's like, if you're playing this and like looking from a high up perspective of like

00:19:27.640 who's in charge, who are the powers that be, what do they want to happen?

00:19:31.200 They would want Trump to be weak in the short term and DeSantis to be weak in the long term.

00:19:35.680 And that's what they're going to get with this.

00:19:37.100 Yeah.

00:19:37.360 But then you have the influencers saying, oh, it's time to move on.

00:19:40.940 I was on Fox once.

00:19:42.480 It's my profile picture.

00:19:43.920 It's like, okay, you're going to have a really rude awakening when you realize that no one

00:19:48.940 actually cares what you say.

00:19:50.260 Yeah.

00:19:50.420 The whole time we just kind of liked you talking about, you know, illegal immigrants are bad.

00:19:54.680 All right, let's move on.

00:19:56.000 There's a guy, there's a DeSantis influencer who is riding his bike on the bridge.

00:20:01.700 Yep.

00:20:02.220 This is, this reminds me of the DeSantis influencers.

00:20:05.220 They, they, they're coming across.

00:20:07.020 They think they know better.

00:20:08.440 Yep.

00:20:09.080 They think they know best and then they get boom and then they get ground up by the machine

00:20:13.640 and the machine doesn't slow down and stop for them.

00:20:16.320 It just grinds them up.

00:20:17.280 Yep.

00:20:18.840 Fair.

00:20:21.040 That's in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

00:20:22.500 Somebody got turned up.

00:20:23.320 I don't know.

00:20:23.600 Did that guy, do we know anything?

00:20:24.580 We hope that guy's okay.

00:20:25.700 Yeah.

00:20:26.380 I forgot that someone dying.

00:20:28.340 Maybe.

00:20:28.780 I was like doing a bit about, all right, another DeSantis influencer here.

00:20:31.560 They're taking a leap of faith onto a, onto a trampoline trying to jump into 2024 presidency.

00:20:37.300 But that trampoline's been cooking in the Texas sun for 10 years.

00:20:44.140 It doesn't have that spring left.

00:20:46.740 Yep.

00:20:46.920 Oh man.

00:20:47.780 Um, we only have two things left of housekeeping.

00:20:52.640 This is a very important housekeeping or we're still on time.

00:20:55.260 So everything's doing good.

00:20:56.440 Everything's fine.

00:20:57.300 Great.

00:20:57.840 All right.

00:20:58.380 Um, have you ever seen wheelchair boxing?

00:21:00.040 Um, yes, I have for, only, only for this show.

00:21:04.980 Yes.

00:21:05.260 I downloaded the video.

00:21:06.280 So guys, wheelchair boxing is different than you think because they leave them strapped

00:21:12.560 in the pocket so they can't, they don't move.

00:21:15.360 They're just locked in within a striking range and then they let them just fucking go at it.

00:21:19.620 It's, it's fighting in a phone booth basically.

00:21:21.460 It's crazy.

00:21:22.780 So here it is.

00:21:26.780 Look at that.

00:21:27.880 It's just an assault.

00:21:35.200 Wow.

00:21:35.720 They just let them go.

00:21:36.860 Yeah.

00:21:37.160 Cardio wise, it's probably a little bit easier.

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00:21:52.000 Hashtag make a play.

00:21:54.780 But also hard.

00:21:55.940 You don't have to stand up and move around and you can get, but you can get tired and

00:22:00.540 kind of just like, you can get tired and do this for longer than if you were standing

00:22:03.860 trying to.

00:22:04.640 Yeah, for sure.

00:22:05.580 And those guys probably also shouldn't be.

00:22:08.060 Yeah.

00:22:08.500 I would say it's good cardio and it's honorable that you're trying to get some sports in,

00:22:12.640 you know, like wheelchair basketball, good, you know, wheelchair, anything great.

00:22:16.400 But risking a head injury when you're in the wheelchair already.

00:22:20.280 Yeah.

00:22:20.980 I don't know.

00:22:21.740 It's like very few things left to take care of at that point.

00:22:24.040 Yeah.

00:22:24.300 And your brain is number one.

00:22:26.160 So you're like strapped in and just.

00:22:28.480 So I don't think it's getting the endorsement, but it is entertaining.

00:22:31.460 It is.

00:22:31.980 Okay.

00:22:32.400 Moving on.

00:22:33.040 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:22:33.980 We have a huge announcement that involves this show.

00:22:37.840 Probably the biggest announcement we've ever made about this show.

00:22:41.140 It will be next Friday.

00:22:42.860 We're going to make a huge announcement.

00:22:44.280 It involves the show, the expansion of the show, the show growing.

00:22:49.320 A deal has been signed for this show.

00:22:52.600 We're very excited about it.

00:22:55.380 We signed with a great group that we're excited to tell you guys about.

00:22:58.620 If you want the info first, if you want it before next Friday show, there is a link in

00:23:03.860 the description where you can give us your email.

00:23:05.960 It helps us keep, you know, in contact and track of you, which is great in case we ever

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00:23:12.300 So that's always important.

00:23:13.860 It's a link that just says, you know, your name, your email.

00:23:17.600 That's it.

00:23:18.220 We're not going to take all your data and do bad stuff with it.

00:23:22.280 Just give us your email and we will make our announcement next week.

00:23:25.840 And then on the show, it'll be on Friday, a week from today.

00:23:30.060 But get the announcement first.

00:23:31.740 Give us your email.

00:23:32.780 It's very important.

00:23:33.800 Link is in the description.

00:23:34.580 Let's get into Cringe of the Week.

00:23:39.920 All right.

00:23:40.920 So cringe now is kind of broken up into two sections.

00:23:44.320 We have the trans cringe and then the non-trans cringe.

00:23:46.940 Yeah.

00:23:47.440 We're going to start with the non-trans cringe.

00:23:49.100 The gender reveal, crying wife.

00:23:51.080 Watch my husband save our intimate gender reveal.

00:23:54.540 On the count of three.

00:23:55.300 One, two, three.

00:23:57.220 Green.

00:24:04.360 Green.

00:24:05.880 It's not green.

00:24:07.080 That's supposed to be green.

00:24:09.640 It needs to be a color, right?

00:24:12.400 She starts crying.

00:24:13.820 And she's pregnant, so I guess it's okay.

00:24:21.800 I'm not a huge fan of crying over nothing.

00:24:23.960 Take a breath.

00:24:25.340 Don't cry, man.

00:24:26.240 This is the good news.

00:24:27.720 I still don't know anything.

00:24:29.860 All right.

00:24:30.820 Should we keep playing it?

00:24:31.560 Well, basically, she just put, yeah, she tells him at the end.

00:24:34.080 But he goes, I still don't know anything.

00:24:35.160 It was green.

00:24:36.360 Green is blue.

00:24:37.480 Yeah.

00:24:37.740 Green is not pink.

00:24:38.580 It's a mist blue.

00:24:39.420 Yeah.

00:24:39.660 Do you know how the color wheel works?

00:24:41.400 Yeah.

00:24:41.740 Like, green is right next to blue.

00:24:43.080 So he's not a thinker either.

00:24:44.440 She's a crier.

00:24:45.160 He's not a thinker.

00:24:46.040 Yeah.

00:24:46.460 And I was going to say, oh, she fucked Shrek, but that's not even that funny.

00:24:50.840 So.

00:24:51.460 It's a good thing you didn't say that.

00:24:52.720 Yeah.

00:24:53.800 But, yeah, that over emotional, like, weird thing.

00:24:56.280 And it's like, you bake a cake.

00:24:58.260 It's like, you just bake a vanilla cake or whatever.

00:25:01.820 And then you put blue food dye in it.

00:25:03.960 Yeah.

00:25:04.220 I don't know how you botch it.

00:25:05.400 What, was she mixing colors and shit?

00:25:07.620 Probably.

00:25:08.420 So it's green.

00:25:09.620 But, yeah.

00:25:10.120 And this guy, it's like, they post the video, like, my husband has the patience of a saint.

00:25:14.860 And look at how he handled me.

00:25:16.360 And it's like, you're a problem.

00:25:17.820 Yeah.

00:25:18.020 Well, it's going to happen when the kid comes in with, like, a broken hand.

00:25:20.480 And it's like, you know, dislocated elbow or something.

00:25:23.920 Yeah.

00:25:24.440 Done.

00:25:24.640 I don't like people who cry over nothing.

00:25:26.980 I agree.

00:25:27.460 I have a little leniency when it comes to pregnancy, because I'm sure hormones are going all over the place.

00:25:31.420 But.

00:25:32.400 But, you know, we need a little more savagery.

00:25:36.600 A little substance to cry over, I guess.

00:25:38.620 Yeah.

00:25:38.660 But at least they're admitting that it's either going to be a boy or a girl.

00:25:42.240 Yeah.

00:25:42.560 Good.

00:25:42.840 So that's actually.

00:25:43.860 They're one of us, probably.

00:25:45.240 Yeah.

00:25:45.680 All right.

00:25:46.040 Next, this kid gets a scar on his face.

00:25:48.460 He gets a tattooed scar on his face.

00:25:51.440 So here he goes.

00:25:55.800 And it's a full-blown, like.

00:25:58.020 Al Capone scar.

00:25:59.300 Yeah.

00:25:59.840 Like a scar you would get.

00:26:01.860 In a knife fight.

00:26:02.720 Yeah.

00:26:03.040 If you were, like, the bad guy in a video game.

00:26:05.100 Yeah.

00:26:05.320 The gangs of New York face scar.

00:26:07.400 Like, I don't even.

00:26:08.160 But you tattooed it to yourself.

00:26:09.640 So it's like everyone you meet, you either are going to have to say, like, oh, I'm a retard.

00:26:14.280 I tattooed my face, a scar on my face.

00:26:17.080 Or you have to lie.

00:26:18.100 Yeah.

00:26:18.320 What happened to your face?

00:26:19.740 It's like.

00:26:20.520 You don't want to know.

00:26:21.460 I don't want to talk about it.

00:26:22.580 Yeah.

00:26:23.040 I can't tell you.

00:26:23.900 And he's clearly one of those pretty boy types.

00:26:26.060 Yeah.

00:26:26.360 Who's just, like, kind of ruining his face to look, like, edgy or something.

00:26:30.360 And, yeah.

00:26:31.900 Like you said, you're either lying or saying, yeah, I spent 400 bucks at a strip mall tattoo shop.

00:26:36.940 What happened to your face?

00:26:37.760 It's like, my dad, he gave me $400 and I got this tattoo.

00:26:43.880 Actually did not credit.

00:26:45.620 Haven't even paid it off yet.

00:26:47.480 And everyone knows that, you know, this guy is obviously obsessed with his looks, which is kind of a red flag for guys.

00:26:53.480 Guys shouldn't be obsessed with their looks.

00:26:54.860 That's kind of like a feminine trait.

00:26:56.540 Guys should be hyper-focused on their goals and then look somewhat presentable.

00:27:01.260 Yeah.

00:27:01.480 As we're seeing.

00:27:03.740 Also, are you following those rules?

00:27:05.640 Yeah, I am following those rules.

00:27:06.800 Somewhat presentable.

00:27:07.340 The hair is getting bad.

00:27:08.540 Everyone's saying it.

00:27:10.420 But I kind of am up to something new here with this hair.

00:27:13.420 Yeah.

00:27:13.800 Because whenever I get ready for the show, I go into the bathroom.

00:27:16.920 And it's weird because I've never done this before.

00:27:19.000 And I go like this.

00:27:20.540 And I just, like, puff it out like a real afro.

00:27:25.160 Okay.

00:27:25.700 It's not bad.

00:27:26.700 Yeah.

00:27:27.120 Thank you.

00:27:27.680 But then I'll probably cut it in, like, a couple weeks.

00:27:30.380 And I'm going to be like, yo, guys, where were you?

00:27:33.760 Yeah.

00:27:34.160 No one told me.

00:27:35.060 It's the same story, just repeating itself over and over.

00:27:37.220 It's bad.

00:27:37.640 Okay.

00:27:38.120 Next, the dog meat experiment.

00:27:40.640 Yeah, this is a good one.

00:27:41.580 This is a very good one.

00:27:42.320 This is a great non-trans cringe.

00:27:44.400 Can I get a bit of dog meat?

00:27:45.680 Do you want me dog meat?

00:27:46.840 Free-range, organic dog meat right here.

00:27:50.100 This is bullshit.

00:27:50.940 Wait, you have to have exactly this type of conversation.

00:27:53.180 Folks come over here and sometimes they get really upset.

00:27:55.380 I think when I first saw this whole business here, do you or do you not sell dog meat?

00:27:59.580 Yes or no?

00:27:59.980 Because I yelled at this poor young lady here.

00:28:01.760 We're not actually selling dog meat.

00:28:03.060 We're trying to highlight the hypocrisy between people eating pigs and cows but not eating

00:28:07.060 dogs.

00:28:07.460 So all these feelings that you're feeling right now about dog meat, that's how we feel about

00:28:11.180 pigs and cows.

00:28:12.280 Do you eat those animals?

00:28:14.000 You seem like a real animal lover.

00:28:15.520 I really admire the passion that you approach us with.

00:28:18.000 What do you guys got?

00:28:18.620 I'm going to give you this.

00:28:19.720 It has elwooddogmeat.com.

00:28:21.300 Yeah, so I got some literature for you.

00:28:23.120 Yeah, here you go.

00:28:23.940 That wouldn't go the same for me.

00:28:25.700 I'd go up and go, one dog meat pie, please.

00:28:28.840 What breed?

00:28:30.220 They go, oh, this is a social experiment to expose hypocrisy for non-vegans.

00:28:34.600 And it's like, oh.

00:28:36.500 So no dog meat?

00:28:37.960 Sorry.

00:28:40.200 Or like a Chinese person, like, oh, dog meat.

00:28:42.800 I haven't had that since China.

00:28:44.880 It's like, oh.

00:28:46.120 Actually attracting the wrong group.

00:28:47.760 Yeah.

00:28:48.080 A big Chinese bus pulls up.

00:28:49.980 A big Chinese tourism group goes, oh, dog meat.

00:28:53.400 We missed this.

00:28:54.980 It's like, no, no, no, no.

00:28:56.120 We're trying to expose hypocrisy.

00:28:57.560 It's like, ah.

00:28:58.800 Oh, yeah.

00:28:59.940 For sure.

00:29:00.500 So there's no dog meat pies.

00:29:02.200 Ah.

00:29:02.680 Got it.

00:29:03.340 Well.

00:29:04.400 All right.

00:29:05.300 Next, the wife sees her husband's new height for the first time after his leg lengthening

00:29:11.640 surgery.

00:29:12.560 Yeah.

00:29:12.760 We're seeing this more and more.

00:29:14.100 Lots of leg lengthening surgeries.

00:29:15.740 And it's basically like, it seems like you get metal rods in your legs and then you have

00:29:21.660 like a little turnkey thing where you kind of go boop, boop, boop, and you go like a

00:29:26.300 millimeter every day or something.

00:29:27.760 Yeah, yeah.

00:29:28.340 And then you walk with a walker.

00:29:29.600 So here it is.

00:29:31.080 This guy's showing his wife.

00:29:32.880 So she's all like, he puts her in a tough spot because she has to say like, oh, this is

00:29:38.920 so much better.

00:29:39.740 But then it's like, you married the guy when he wasn't tall.

00:29:42.560 Yeah.

00:29:42.900 So he's making her say like, you're better now than you were.

00:29:47.460 And then just because he got the surgery to go tall like Beto.

00:29:50.680 And he's 5'9 now, I guess.

00:29:53.060 He's 5'9 now.

00:29:54.260 And it's like, you're in a walker.

00:29:57.340 You're in a walker for like six months.

00:29:59.600 It's like, who's protecting your family during your ego-driven height extension where you

00:30:04.240 nuke your skeletal frame?

00:30:06.060 Who's protecting?

00:30:07.020 I don't know.

00:30:07.500 You're the walker guy.

00:30:08.580 You're a liability, an elective liability.

00:30:11.360 You know what I mean?

00:30:11.820 It's so true.

00:30:12.300 It's like, um, it's like he should almost break up with her because she was willing

00:30:17.580 to date someone who's 5'5".

00:30:19.120 Yeah.

00:30:19.440 He switches up his whole personality.

00:30:21.180 He's like, I'm, I'm 5'11 now.

00:30:23.200 It's like, you're just getting like, what, three inches or something?

00:30:26.000 I don't know.

00:30:26.260 What's the max you can extend your legs?

00:30:28.860 You know, like until you look clownish.

00:30:30.860 You went from 5'5 to 5'9".

00:30:32.240 And then like all of his kids, all of his sons are probably going to be like 5'5".

00:30:35.260 Then he's going to gaslight them.

00:30:36.500 Like, I don't know what happened.

00:30:37.620 Yeah.

00:30:37.860 That's your mom's side.

00:30:38.940 I'm 5'11 and a half after years of cranking my little, uh, millimeter per day.

00:30:45.540 Gaslight those kids.

00:30:46.720 But yeah, um, I don't know, man, this, this surgery, the scar face tattoo guy, the height

00:30:51.780 extender, trans shit.

00:30:53.740 People are just sick and tired of what they were born as is, is the trend, I guess.

00:30:58.020 Yeah.

00:30:58.420 And it's not good.

00:30:59.780 It's like every single one of these has like a bad by-product.

00:31:03.160 It's like, yeah.

00:31:03.880 It's like the sign of the top for good times.

00:31:06.640 Yeah.

00:31:07.240 It's like good times were so good to the point where like, we're putting scars on our faces

00:31:10.900 and we're getting leg lengthening surgery.

00:31:13.020 And it's like, that's probably what happens when you're basically heading into bad times.

00:31:18.120 Yeah.

00:31:18.580 You know?

00:31:19.120 Also the scar across your eye thing.

00:31:21.280 Just, I had this thought pop into my head.

00:31:23.840 Shouldn't you have some eye damage?

00:31:25.580 The scar goes directly in the middle of your eye.

00:31:27.780 Shouldn't you be like blind or something?

00:31:29.420 So he's going to have to explain that.

00:31:30.780 Or maybe put a contact in that like looks foggy.

00:31:33.120 Yeah.

00:31:33.440 So it's like, oh, my eye is dead.

00:31:34.780 Yeah.

00:31:35.200 Like the James Bond guy, right?

00:31:36.640 Yeah.

00:31:37.080 Which is not much different than the woman who made herself blind or the person who makes

00:31:41.300 themselves in a wheelchair, like the people that are doing self-harm.

00:31:44.000 Yeah.

00:31:44.240 Trans, self-harm, whatever.

00:31:45.680 Mm-hmm.

00:31:46.660 Um, all right.

00:31:47.220 Next, we're still in non-trans cringe.

00:31:49.440 Uh, the girls rediscover modesty.

00:31:52.860 Yeah.

00:31:53.220 So this is just kind of a trend we've noticed.

00:31:55.180 And, uh, we saw Mimetic Sisyphus talking about this, our boy, who actually his wife just

00:32:00.000 went into labor.

00:32:01.340 Congratulations to Mimetic Sisyphus.

00:32:02.820 Make sure you follow him.

00:32:03.820 Yeah.

00:32:04.160 Also, Angela, bonus land member, follower, just gave birth.

00:32:08.460 Oh, yes, that's true.

00:32:09.660 Congratulations.

00:32:10.700 We love you.

00:32:11.380 And then there was one other one.

00:32:12.540 Somebody else gave birth too.

00:32:14.580 Congratulations to them as well.

00:32:16.040 Congratulations to you.

00:32:16.480 I don't know.

00:32:16.780 A lot of babies.

00:32:17.280 But, um, so this women, this women are rediscovering, um, I guess modesty and like old virtues and

00:32:25.240 whatever.

00:32:25.440 And so you, you guys know, we talked about the University of Wyoming sorority brother,

00:32:30.980 who's just like a big old dude who is trans, getting boners, watching girls, staring them

00:32:36.940 while girls are walking around.

00:32:37.960 Everyone's uncomfortable.

00:32:38.860 And towels.

00:32:39.260 Yeah.

00:32:39.400 So that kind of went re-viral this week or like a lot of the mainstream voices.

00:32:42.740 We, we talked about it a few weeks ago.

00:32:44.220 We gave an update, um, but so they're suing this big fat dummy, this Bluto character, which,

00:32:52.520 um, is, you know, just obviously an eyesore annoying in the girls, the sorority.

00:32:58.920 Um, and so it's kind of, there's the New York post picked it up.

00:33:03.680 Everybody picked it up and they, they read off all the details of the suit, just like

00:33:09.520 we did before.

00:33:10.240 Um, and these girls are all complaining, like it's a weird gut-wrenching feeling that

00:33:15.740 every time I leave my room, there's a possibility I'll walk past him in the hall.

00:33:19.120 One of the sorority sisters said, it's a weird feeling to know I could run into him at any

00:33:22.900 time.

00:33:23.260 And they go on to talk about like, our house is our home, just like anyone else's home.

00:33:27.500 You go home at the end of the day to feel comfortable and relaxed.

00:33:29.880 And you can't do that knowing this individual has full access to your house and blah, blah,

00:33:33.860 blah.

00:33:33.980 And it's like, yeah, you let a dude into the sorority.

00:33:37.460 Yeah.

00:33:38.560 Duh.

00:33:39.400 I don't know what you thought.

00:33:40.540 You let the creepy boner guy into your sorority.

00:33:43.120 It's like, they're having to rediscover why they had a women's only space in the first

00:33:47.880 place.

00:33:48.200 Right.

00:33:48.560 It's like an animal house plot line of like, oh, one of the fraternity guys is saying

00:33:52.560 he's a girl so he can get in the sorority and shower with everybody.

00:33:56.700 These wacky hijinks.

00:33:57.980 Boo-doop, doo-doop.

00:33:58.900 Exactly.

00:33:59.740 And then we're also seeing it with girls in the gym and then even girls in New York

00:34:04.360 City on the subway where, what is this headline?

00:34:07.040 The women wearing subway t-shirts over outfits to avoid creepy stares.

00:34:11.420 So basically if you're wearing some like provocative or, you know, revealing outfit, they're wearing

00:34:16.680 subway t-shirts to cover it.

00:34:19.000 So, which basically like a burka to cover it so they don't get creepy stares.

00:34:24.300 And there was also another one at the gym, a girl working out at the gym and she's basically

00:34:27.940 working out in her underwear, like we said last week on the show, which we don't like

00:34:30.760 and don't approve of.

00:34:31.680 Yeah.

00:34:32.140 And then she's like doing hamstring curls where her ass is just up in the air and she's wearing

00:34:36.120 underwear and she needs to throw a sweatshirt over her waist so no one sees as if it's

00:34:40.860 like everyone's fault for staring when you're wearing underwear to the gym.

00:34:44.280 You wore the skin tight underwear outfit.

00:34:46.720 What are you doing?

00:34:47.400 You're doing hamstring curls.

00:34:48.460 And so like your butt is like propped up.

00:34:50.940 It's right there.

00:34:52.320 It's skin tight.

00:34:54.020 Like, of course, everyone's going to stare at you.

00:34:56.100 And like we said before about the good times situation, like back in the day, you probably

00:35:01.460 could, you know, wear a thong bathing suit and rollerblade down Venice beach and everything's

00:35:06.160 fine.

00:35:06.560 But right now you can't do that.

00:35:08.940 The subways aren't safe.

00:35:10.500 Schools aren't safe.

00:35:11.680 The streets aren't safe.

00:35:13.500 There's schizophrenics on the subway.

00:35:15.420 There's homeless shelters.

00:35:16.820 You're going to get cat called.

00:35:18.220 There's weird minorities who just got into the country who don't know you can't go grabby.

00:35:22.500 You know, like, I mean, it's just like America is not as safe as it was a couple of years

00:35:28.240 ago, 10 years ago, 20 years ago.

00:35:30.600 And women are being forced to rediscover the virtues that their grandmas had.

00:35:36.400 Exactly.

00:35:36.980 And they thought the grandma's virtues were so outdated and old school and stupid, but

00:35:41.140 it's like, there's a reason that they existed in the first place.

00:35:44.060 It wasn't like, oh, should girls be fun and do whatever they want?

00:35:47.400 Or should girls cover up and not dress like sluts?

00:35:50.060 And it's like, ah, we don't want them to have fun.

00:35:52.480 They need to cover up.

00:35:53.480 It's like the reason these virtues exist in the first place is because it's for the greater

00:35:57.640 good because-

00:35:58.660 It's your own self-interest.

00:35:59.900 It's the truth.

00:36:00.840 Yeah.

00:36:01.080 It's your own self-interest at a base.

00:36:03.560 What's this one say?

00:36:05.140 It's just another reiteration of the point.

00:36:07.020 It's 85 degrees in NYC.

00:36:08.380 So ladies, don't forget to bring your subway shirt, otherwise known as an outfit dampener.

00:36:12.440 It's an oversized shirt we wear over your cute outfits.

00:36:15.040 So strange men don't bother you on the train.

00:36:17.020 There's a lot of strange men out there lately.

00:36:19.180 Yeah.

00:36:19.640 No one goes to jail.

00:36:21.000 No one.

00:36:21.840 Yeah.

00:36:22.340 The strange men, they can assault you and then, you know, let out on bond by a DA who

00:36:27.300 does not care.

00:36:28.640 And that guy will assault you again.

00:36:30.540 Yeah.

00:36:30.920 All right.

00:36:31.260 Let's move on.

00:36:32.180 You know how the movies are replacing all the white characters with people of color?

00:36:36.520 Yeah, of course.

00:36:38.000 Everyone's saying that's not a big deal.

00:36:39.600 I think it is a big deal.

00:36:40.860 Because especially historically, when you get into historical characters like Cleopatra,

00:36:45.660 Queen Charlotte, King Richard, they're basically rewriting history just like to feel better.

00:36:52.680 And they're just putting people of color in traditionally white roles or roles that aren't

00:36:56.960 people of color.

00:36:57.800 And then I don't know what their thought process is.

00:37:01.140 Everyone's thinking what?

00:37:02.060 Like, oh, it's not rewriting history.

00:37:03.780 Everyone knows history.

00:37:05.140 Yeah.

00:37:05.480 Have you ever seen a Justin Awad video?

00:37:07.080 No one knows what continent they're on or what century they're in.

00:37:11.520 So it's like no one knows anything.

00:37:13.180 So you actually are rewriting history because people are going to look to Netflix and go,

00:37:18.220 oh, Queen Charlotte.

00:37:19.580 Oh, that was the black queen.

00:37:21.720 Classic British monarchy.

00:37:23.220 Black, random black queen.

00:37:25.420 Exactly.

00:37:26.280 Yeah.

00:37:26.740 And Queen Cleopatra is the lowest rated show like ever, Netflix's.

00:37:30.900 Um, and it's like 13%, uh, critic score and 1% audience score, the lowest in recorded history.

00:37:38.840 And Netflix, it's Jada Pinkett Smith's show.

00:37:42.620 And Netflix probably backed up the Brinks truck to get like a high level talent like Jada Pinkett

00:37:47.600 Smith to create some piece of shit.

00:37:49.560 Um, so yeah, I'm selling Netflix.

00:37:52.620 I don't think they have the leadership in place to, uh, ever get anything right.

00:37:57.020 They don't have the dog in them.

00:37:58.220 The decision making is just horrible.

00:37:59.580 And, uh, uh, not only was it like a black Cleopatra and the Egyptian government is like

00:38:05.780 suing to block it because like, it's a misrepresentation of Cleopatra, but there's like historical

00:38:12.420 inaccuracies.

00:38:13.420 Like the timeline, Cleopatra's at events that she wouldn't have been able to attend in her

00:38:19.640 lifetime.

00:38:20.040 And like the, the, I don't even know much about the history, but like there's, there's

00:38:24.880 some Roman influence or something during that time.

00:38:27.140 And like, but they use the wrong leader.

00:38:29.280 So it's like rife with historical inaccuracies, childish dialogue, cringe shit, and blackwashed.

00:38:36.660 Blackwashed.

00:38:37.180 Blackwashed.

00:38:37.760 And then they blame white supremacy for the bad audience scores.

00:38:40.660 Yeah.

00:38:41.080 Jada Pinkett literally did.

00:38:42.320 Literally did.

00:38:42.480 And here's like a graph, uh, that, uh, garbage human posted, uh, from Instagram, great account

00:38:47.660 of all the characters that have just been switched.

00:38:50.600 Oh, it's no big deal.

00:38:51.480 It's just a person here, a person there.

00:38:53.280 And you look and it's like all these white characters are getting swapped out.

00:38:57.020 Yeah.

00:38:58.300 And is that not a big deal?

00:39:00.000 I don't think it's not, not a big deal.

00:39:02.300 Yeah.

00:39:02.660 And you know what?

00:39:03.600 It's funny because I don't know.

00:39:06.440 Are we going to talk about this?

00:39:07.840 How Netflix is this counts as woke, right?

00:39:11.280 You just do it and you're like, whatever.

00:39:12.720 We need a little diversity at the cost of, you know, the character's integrity and all

00:39:17.360 that.

00:39:18.160 Um, you don't go woke when you're like gaining market share.

00:39:22.560 You go woke once you you're big and you have a moat, you know, you're a big player in the

00:39:27.260 industry.

00:39:27.580 And so it's like Netflix, they weren't doing cringe shit like this when they were going from

00:39:33.040 DVDs to a streaming service.

00:39:34.980 Yeah.

00:39:35.160 You know, they wait until they're a $300 billion company with, uh, millions and millions of

00:39:39.180 subscribers before they start pooing on you.

00:39:42.620 Same with, uh, sports illustrated.

00:39:44.820 Yeah.

00:39:45.300 Sports illustrated used to be, remember when we were growing up?

00:39:47.960 Yeah.

00:39:48.100 The sports illustrated swimsuit issue.

00:39:50.040 And it's like all the hottest girls, Kate Upton or whatever.

00:39:53.020 Oh yeah.

00:39:53.300 And you're like excited to go home.

00:39:54.460 And then like everyone in school is talking about it for like weeks at a time.

00:39:57.500 And they had like everyone's audience, they had like their audience, like by the balls

00:40:02.180 basically.

00:40:02.580 And they had attention and it's like now that obviously the things are different, but they

00:40:07.860 still, it's like, imagine if it's a chess game, sports illustrated used to be a rook.

00:40:12.700 It used to be like a thing where everyone bought the issue.

00:40:15.600 Everyone's talking about it.

00:40:16.800 Everyone's consuming it.

00:40:18.000 And now like it got kind of downgraded to a pawn because there's so much stuff online

00:40:22.180 that no one even looks at sports illustrated for anything.

00:40:24.400 Yeah.

00:40:24.460 But they're cashing in on that former rook status to like push this weird trans shit

00:40:30.200 because they had the, they had the trans person on the cover.

00:40:32.900 They have Martha Stewart on the cover.

00:40:34.380 So it's like they're this, this company is probably in its death flails of like relevancy,

00:40:38.760 not very relevant anymore.

00:40:40.540 No one's really looking for sports illustrated for anything.

00:40:42.840 And in the final death flails, they'll do some woke shit and basically die by that.

00:40:48.080 Yeah.

00:40:48.680 That's how they take it down.

00:40:49.460 Same with the beer company, same with Netflix comedy, same with vice, same with Bud Light.

00:40:54.300 Miller Light, all this stuff.

00:40:56.700 Yeah.

00:40:57.160 It's all the same shit where it's like a company that was formerly relevant is now less relevant.

00:41:03.040 And then in their final moments, what do they do?

00:41:05.460 They do like woke shit and they basically just die by that.

00:41:08.620 Yeah.

00:41:08.920 Like the, uh, there's that new beer ad with that Hillary Clinton lesbian.

00:41:13.060 Yeah.

00:41:13.560 Yep.

00:41:14.260 And it's like, they did a whole ad about, you know, how the problem with the beer companies

00:41:18.280 was it was all like girls in bikinis and whatever, but that same Hillary Clinton lesbian did a voting

00:41:24.860 commercial, I think for Obama or whatever, Hillary, and they had their, her tits out.

00:41:30.240 It was Hillary.

00:41:30.860 Yeah.

00:41:31.820 But it has to be bad tits.

00:41:33.320 Yeah.

00:41:33.920 It has to be like lesbian, not, not hot tits.

00:41:36.800 Yeah.

00:41:37.220 Cause if you're a hot girl on a beer poster in 1980, whether you know it or not, you were

00:41:41.320 exploited no matter how much you were paid, you were exploited.

00:41:44.800 And that was bad.

00:41:45.900 And show your tits to vote for Hillary Clinton though.

00:41:47.740 That's good.

00:41:48.580 Yeah.

00:41:49.020 That's good.

00:41:49.640 Then you can.

00:41:50.860 Um, and yeah, here she is with Hillary Clinton.

00:41:53.540 Here's, here's some of the marketing team over at Miller light too.

00:41:57.840 Woman, weird woman.

00:42:00.060 Uh, just like these women are ruining your brand.

00:42:04.180 And, uh, we were having this conversation, not to like, I guess we're kind of speeding

00:42:08.240 through this because this is, um, you know, a lot of people have talked about it.

00:42:11.660 You've all probably seen it, but, um, these brands, it's so funny.

00:42:16.300 It's like, let's go woke and target women and stuff.

00:42:19.960 It's like your, your lunch is getting eaten by like white claw, happy dad, hard seltzers and

00:42:25.880 like new beverages that came onto the scene.

00:42:28.080 Like people still buy Bud Light people like, I don't drink that white claw shit.

00:42:31.960 Yeah.

00:42:32.320 And then now it's like, I can't drink that gay shit.

00:42:35.080 And it's like, you know, they're, they're trying to solve a problem that doesn't really

00:42:40.260 exist.

00:42:40.880 Like women, the, you want women to drink your light beer.

00:42:44.260 I don't, I don't get it.

00:42:45.720 And it's, uh, it's the exact way you would think a woman, a marketing woman who went to

00:42:51.680 college and thinks she's smarter than everyone would do an ad program.

00:42:54.900 She went to business school.

00:42:55.420 Yeah.

00:42:55.660 I'm a business woman.

00:42:56.680 We need to try something new.

00:42:58.460 It's like, wouldn't you just say, Hey fellas, Hey America, remember beer, cold beer, like

00:43:04.620 it used to be.

00:43:05.500 That's how it is still here at Bud Light.

00:43:07.800 Don't be drinking that white claw crap.

00:43:09.920 Have a nice cold Bud Light.

00:43:11.460 Yeah.

00:43:11.860 Just like the founding fathers did.

00:43:13.580 Yeah.

00:43:14.100 Just make something up, you know?

00:43:16.220 Um, but yeah, so I mean, and that's the thing.

00:43:19.200 It's like, you can't lead and start a business with woke.

00:43:24.520 You just do it after you've already accomplished something and then you betray the identity

00:43:29.740 that got you there.

00:43:30.360 Yeah.

00:43:30.520 You don't start the business on woke.

00:43:31.920 You betray everyone and ruin the business with woke at the end.

00:43:35.560 Exactly.

00:43:36.220 Which is exactly it.

00:43:37.260 And it's like anything also that like is built on truth at one point needs to like has been

00:43:43.060 now infiltrated by the demon people and needs to be reversed.

00:43:46.500 So like beer used to be sold by girls in bikinis on at the beach having a party.

00:43:51.340 Yeah.

00:43:51.680 And it's like, well, that was problematic because it was true that men like women and

00:43:55.700 women sell beer.

00:43:57.200 Uh, now we have to reverse that and make it, whoa, beer is trans actually.

00:44:02.280 Oh, sports illustrated.

00:44:03.200 Everyone likes the girl with huge tits on the cover.

00:44:05.360 We're going to reverse that and make you attracted to a man because the demons are in charge.

00:44:09.440 We need to reverse whatever thing we built based on truth.

00:44:12.140 And you know, it's so funny.

00:44:13.280 It's like these people, these marketing professionals think they're so smart that they have to create

00:44:19.040 this big narrative around, oh, women were the, some of the first brewers of beer and they've

00:44:23.960 been sidelined and they did this when really it's like people are human animals and it's

00:44:29.380 like tits on a billboard.

00:44:30.740 Look, look, and then, oh, there's a beer in her hand.

00:44:34.560 Okay.

00:44:34.960 Coors Light.

00:44:35.560 I saw Coors Light.

00:44:36.920 You tricked me with the boobs.

00:44:38.300 I saw Coors Light.

00:44:39.580 Now it's like, let me tell you a whole story about this.

00:44:42.580 And if you're a good person, you'll buy Coors Light now.

00:44:46.320 I'm not looking to prove I'm a good person.

00:44:49.140 Yeah.

00:44:49.480 So, and then now we're, we're approaching pride season.

00:44:52.280 So we saw Ford come out with some gay Raptor.

00:44:55.800 Yeah.

00:44:56.260 It's like, that's your best car there, your best truck, a Raptor.

00:44:59.980 And you made a, you made it fucking gay for no reason.

00:45:03.240 You think the boys, the, the boys in West Hollywood and Boys Town are going to go buy

00:45:07.940 the Ford Raptor now.

00:45:09.040 Like you're going to just lose, you're just going to lose people who actually would have.

00:45:12.080 Yeah.

00:45:12.340 Um, and so sacrificing themselves to the demonic entity.

00:45:15.680 And it's, it's interesting though, because this is the first pride month coming up that,

00:45:20.360 um, has had some serious backlash before, right before it.

00:45:25.560 So I don't know who's going to pull a commercial or who's going to just not, and who's going

00:45:29.520 to do what, but it'll be interesting to see for sure.

00:45:31.940 Exactly.

00:45:32.400 Um, all right, moving on.

00:45:35.080 Do we want to go to a company that, uh, was woke that led with being woke instead of betraying

00:45:40.360 the woke?

00:45:40.580 The anti-capitalist coffee company?

00:45:41.680 Yeah.

00:45:42.100 Yeah.

00:45:42.520 Yeah.

00:45:42.840 That's what's next.

00:45:43.860 So there's an anti-capitalist coffee company that closed down, uh, in Toronto after a year,

00:45:49.700 uh, in business.

00:45:51.280 And basically it was anarchist Canadian coffee shop dedicated to fighting capitalism.

00:45:56.260 They had all these cringe books, like people over profits, stuff like that.

00:46:00.560 And it survived for 14 months.

00:46:03.220 Yeah.

00:46:03.620 14 months.

00:46:04.540 And they did a thing where you can pay what you want.

00:46:07.500 Yeah.

00:46:07.880 So it lasted 14 months.

00:46:09.740 And during that time they had reduced rent because of COVID.

00:46:13.420 So they had a little like kickback from the government, I guess, of like, Hey, cheaper

00:46:16.980 rent.

00:46:17.360 We want to keep these businesses alive.

00:46:18.760 So even through all that, they were subsidized, basically subsidized and it lasted 14 months

00:46:24.500 people over profit.

00:46:25.980 Well, all those people that work for you now have no job.

00:46:28.420 Yeah.

00:46:28.560 Now you have no profit and no people.

00:46:30.560 Bye.

00:46:31.960 Uh, welcome to the capitalist world, buddy.

00:46:34.420 Yeah, exactly.

00:46:36.060 Um, yeah, I think we're moving on.

00:46:38.000 We're basically into our trans section of cringe.

00:46:40.360 Nice.

00:46:41.020 Uh, let's do the trans transformers.

00:46:43.460 Of course.

00:46:44.840 Morgan, can you switch?

00:46:48.760 Let's say it's pronouns are they, them.

00:46:52.680 He or she just doesn't fit who I am.

00:46:55.880 My apologies.

00:46:57.400 Please switch their piece.

00:47:00.480 So we have the Optimus Prime getting a lecture on pronouns.

00:47:06.660 It's like for the kids cartoon.

00:47:08.540 Aren't the transformers saving the world?

00:47:11.000 Yo, the Decepticons just hit Manhattan.

00:47:13.740 Yeah.

00:47:14.160 25,000 people are dead.

00:47:15.980 There's another 25,000 in the rubble.

00:47:18.680 And it's like, hmm, Lampshade doesn't know if she's a girl.

00:47:22.260 It's like, uh-oh.

00:47:24.260 Okay.

00:47:24.780 Let me just take a quick break from literally saving the earth to get a little lecture from

00:47:29.160 like a seven-year-old kid about Lampshade's pronouns.

00:47:32.040 Yeah.

00:47:32.300 The seven-year-old kid is the leader of the pronoun shit because she heard it at school.

00:47:36.080 Yeah.

00:47:36.260 So now she tells you the alien Mack truck robot who's trying to save Earth.

00:47:42.380 And you know what's funny?

00:47:43.300 It's like everybody watches TV shows, right?

00:47:45.440 Everybody has their favorite show or whatever.

00:47:48.600 And then there's always kind of like a storyline that you don't really care about, right?

00:47:52.920 Yeah.

00:47:53.140 It's an ensemble cast.

00:47:54.220 And you're like, well, I don't care about these two characters.

00:47:56.040 I kind of hate their scenes.

00:47:57.220 It's always whiny.

00:47:58.540 It's always something.

00:47:59.820 And then there's this.

00:48:00.920 So that's like in the normal course of a show, you have certain things you like, certain

00:48:04.900 things you don't.

00:48:05.640 And then there's doing a full timeout on the plot of the show, the villains, the characters,

00:48:11.660 the battle, good versus evil.

00:48:13.140 There's a full timeout to just talk about some stupid shit for your kids.

00:48:18.160 And that stupid shit is like contradicting the most fundamental truths that like children

00:48:24.000 know.

00:48:24.560 Yeah.

00:48:25.020 It's like, oh, you thought you were a boy?

00:48:26.260 Wow.

00:48:26.680 Let's destabilize that really quick.

00:48:28.060 Hold on one sec.

00:48:29.060 Before we save the earth from the Decepticons.

00:48:33.100 I basically, you know what?

00:48:34.600 I would basically just play old clips for my kids.

00:48:39.960 You know, I'd have them on some like Three Stooges type shit.

00:48:43.160 Have them on some like-

00:48:44.620 Power Rangers.

00:48:45.260 Looney Tunes.

00:48:46.060 Yeah.

00:48:46.300 All the stuff that like the kids, if you start them in 1991 and then they grow up and then

00:48:51.560 you finish them on 1996, they're going to be fine.

00:48:54.500 You know, they're going from age four to age nine, just like anybody else.

00:48:58.320 But they're just watching some different shit.

00:49:00.440 Yeah.

00:49:01.020 I bet you basically can't risk a new show for the fact that they might just interject with

00:49:05.460 something like this, you know?

00:49:06.740 Can't.

00:49:07.120 A hundred percent.

00:49:07.760 And all the new stuff is going to, especially if it's on Netflix or something.

00:49:10.180 Yep.

00:49:10.660 I forgot to mention this with the coffee shop part.

00:49:12.920 There's actually a coffee shop in town that we go to and it has like a nice crowd of like

00:49:18.680 all these like trans people and stuff.

00:49:21.180 Oh yeah.

00:49:21.620 There's like these little boys walking around, like these little girls who are boys now with

00:49:25.660 little mustaches.

00:49:26.640 Yeah.

00:49:27.180 And they're all like juicing and on different cycles.

00:49:30.280 There's a girl with armpit hair who was walking around like this.

00:49:33.940 It's like, oh, hey, what's up?

00:49:34.800 Yeah.

00:49:34.940 How's it going?

00:49:35.680 It's like, cool.

00:49:36.280 You have armpit hair.

00:49:37.000 You're gross.

00:49:37.700 Yeah.

00:49:38.180 Cool.

00:49:38.620 We get it.

00:49:39.320 Yeah.

00:49:39.580 It's like, oh yeah.

00:49:40.320 What are you?

00:49:40.900 It's like, oh, I'm, you know, I'm taking testosterone.

00:49:42.860 I'm taking this.

00:49:43.660 What are you on?

00:49:44.280 Oh yeah.

00:49:44.720 I'm a little boy, but I got a little mustache.

00:49:47.420 I'm a little girl boy with a mustache.

00:49:49.000 Oh cool.

00:49:49.500 I'm pans.

00:49:50.620 Oh yeah.

00:49:51.280 Nice.

00:49:52.140 That's like literally what's going on at the coffee shop.

00:49:54.100 Yeah.

00:49:54.340 If they knew what we were up to, we'd probably never get served again.

00:49:57.500 Yeah.

00:49:57.840 Spitting the food.

00:49:59.500 Coffee's fucking wrong, but you know, we're sneaky.

00:50:02.600 We sneak by.

00:50:03.320 We are sneaky and we just go in and we don't say anything and no one notices and we just

00:50:07.000 laugh to ourself.

00:50:08.280 Yeah.

00:50:09.700 And one of our little tricks that Rap Boy and I have is whenever you want to point to somebody,

00:50:13.900 but you can't fully point to them, you point with your thumb.

00:50:17.060 So if I wanted to point to Rap Boy, I'd go like this.

00:50:19.600 Oh yeah.

00:50:20.120 Over there.

00:50:20.900 And then my thumb is pointing to him, but this is a distraction.

00:50:24.840 Yeah.

00:50:25.100 Oh, did you see that pans person?

00:50:26.760 And it's like, they're over there.

00:50:28.780 So it's a little trick you guys could use too.

00:50:31.460 All right.

00:50:31.880 Let's move on.

00:50:32.500 We're still in a cringe trans.

00:50:34.960 Let's go to.

00:50:37.360 Do we want to do the, a brief uplifting gold trans cringe in the middle?

00:50:42.260 This is the bike rider.

00:50:43.900 The motorcycle or the, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:47.160 We were going to do some good trans, bad trans thing, but we had kind of already mentioned

00:50:50.520 the trans, um, and, and we'll probably bring it up again.

00:50:53.920 The trans sports illustrated cover.

00:50:55.280 Yeah.

00:50:55.520 But this is kind of like an uplifting, uh, it's, it's half an uplifting gold story because

00:51:00.300 obviously a man went, won the women's trans event.

00:51:02.800 Um, but, uh, basically there was some race, some, uh, it's called the desert gravel like

00:51:10.080 race.

00:51:10.820 And this trans identified male cyclist, Leslie, AKA Wesley Mumford was number one, took first

00:51:17.320 place in the women's 40 to 48, nine age group, uh, out of 14 and got the podium.

00:51:24.580 They, they won the man won, beat all the women and got to the podium.

00:51:28.300 And look at this podium pick empty.

00:51:31.860 Where, where the other girls?

00:51:33.520 That's what I like to see.

00:51:34.560 Where's everybody else, right?

00:51:36.500 Let them have it.

00:51:37.300 Yeah.

00:51:37.500 Let this idiot be up there by himself on the podium.

00:51:40.000 And you know what else I want to see next is I want to see the actual women wait for this

00:51:45.440 person to get done with their little, uh, schizophrenia thing and hop on and stand on the number one.

00:51:51.380 I want to see number two, stand on number one and just say, I did it.

00:51:54.220 And have your own podium ceremony.

00:51:56.240 Exactly.

00:51:56.900 That's really good.

00:51:58.300 Um, all right, let's move on to daddy has a vagina.

00:52:03.820 Yeah.

00:52:04.560 Classic.

00:52:05.520 Journey.

00:52:06.680 Did you know that daddy's trans?

00:52:10.000 Did you know that daddy's trans?

00:52:18.700 Daddy's trans.

00:52:20.820 Do you care?

00:52:21.880 Yeah.

00:52:22.800 You do?

00:52:24.000 How much?

00:52:24.360 A lot?

00:52:25.600 A lot.

00:52:26.940 Did you know that daddy has a vagina?

00:52:30.580 Vagina?

00:52:31.700 Yes.

00:52:32.620 Oh.

00:52:33.720 It has a vagina?

00:52:35.140 Yes.

00:52:35.760 Oh.

00:52:36.580 Okay.

00:52:37.460 Good talk.

00:52:40.000 So that's content.

00:52:42.920 That's what you got to do when you're a trans person.

00:52:45.140 You got to constantly be bringing it up.

00:52:47.400 And it's like that kid can't even say sentences yet.

00:52:50.580 Of course.

00:52:50.820 Has no idea.

00:52:51.360 Oh, vagina?

00:52:52.340 Like, doesn't even know what the, their parents saying.

00:52:55.980 And then it's like that age, you should be teaching the kid about like, hey, like you have some no, no spots.

00:53:01.620 No one should ever touch you there.

00:53:02.960 No one should ever blah, blah, blah.

00:53:04.300 You never go with a stranger.

00:53:05.600 And it's like, instead you're like planting curiosity seeds for like daddy's got a vagina.

00:53:11.840 And it's like, makes the kid think like, oh, that's an important thing.

00:53:14.880 Everyone, I should talk about this with everybody.

00:53:16.600 Yeah.

00:53:16.780 This is important.

00:53:18.000 Yeah.

00:53:18.220 And it's like the opposite of what you should be doing.

00:53:20.720 Yeah.

00:53:21.260 And the kid can't even form sentences and doesn't care.

00:53:24.220 And it's clearly just about you making a selfie video.

00:53:27.700 Here's what they're, and that's what they're doing in America with the kids and what they're teaching kids in America.

00:53:32.700 Here's what they're teaching kids in China.

00:53:35.140 Let's see how they're doing.

00:53:36.180 Look at that.

00:53:41.080 They're zipping around.

00:53:42.220 That takes concentration.

00:53:43.400 You think any kids in America can do that?

00:53:45.540 No.

00:53:46.140 Nope.

00:53:46.960 I don't know one kid in America that could do that.

00:53:49.800 Look at that.

00:53:50.900 I don't think I could even do that.

00:53:52.300 Or I could.

00:53:52.500 You definitely could do that.

00:53:54.620 Are you kidding me?

00:53:56.100 Oh, man.

00:53:57.760 All right.

00:53:58.400 I think that's the end of Trans Cringe.

00:54:00.880 Okay.

00:54:01.600 Nice.

00:54:01.860 So, yeah, we're moving on to Urban Decay.

00:54:03.320 That was a great section.

00:54:04.320 This week's Urban Decay is brought to you by the Fleckus Podcast hoodie.

00:54:08.080 Oh.

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00:54:26.360 Yeah.

00:54:27.040 That's it.

00:54:27.840 Yeah.

00:54:28.340 That's very true.

00:54:30.200 All right.

00:54:31.080 Urban Decay, first clip.

00:54:32.640 The guy has his car broken into.

00:54:34.320 Fucking amazing, bro.

00:54:38.140 Fucking amazing.

00:54:40.660 Fucking.

00:54:47.500 What the actual fuck, dude?

00:54:51.320 What the fuck?

00:54:56.760 Like, seriously, what the fuck, man?

00:55:01.340 Isn't that sad?

00:55:02.860 Very sad.

00:55:03.360 I feel bad for someone like that.

00:55:05.200 And, you know, usually the typical response for us, you would expect us to say, like, stop crying, pussy, you know, or something like that.

00:55:13.540 You know, something a little edgy or whatever.

00:55:16.520 You know, the pregnant wife.

00:55:17.480 She can cry about that.

00:55:19.280 But, you know, I feel for this guy.

00:55:21.660 Me too.

00:55:22.120 I feel very sad for this guy.

00:55:23.460 And especially because, like, we've talked about on the show before how, you know, when you steal and when you flip something and when you do this, you lose a ton of value.

00:55:32.580 Like, you steal his radio, you fuck up his whole dashboard, you break his window, and what do you, resell the radio and resell whatever's in the car and you make, like, 20 cents on the dollar?

00:55:43.760 It's probably, exactly.

00:55:44.620 It's probably, like, a system that's thousands, a thousand or two thousand dollars, right?

00:55:49.100 Exactly.

00:55:49.320 The install, the speakers in the back, everything.

00:55:51.960 That street rat just sells it for, like, 20 bucks.

00:55:54.800 To get high for three days until he needs a new one, you know?

00:55:58.300 Exactly.

00:55:58.860 So, like, there's a huge, like, value lost in between those two things.

00:56:02.880 Like, not only did the value to you hurt so much, but to him it was so little.

00:56:08.020 And there's also the, like, you just got assigned, like, six errands.

00:56:14.520 Oh, yeah.

00:56:15.140 You know what I mean?

00:56:15.660 You got to go get the safe light glass guy, get that window fixed.

00:56:20.520 You got to go to the radio repair shop.

00:56:23.200 You got to check your car, like, you know, check the catalytic converter.

00:56:26.820 You're on, like, you instantly got, like, four homework assignments from a street rat who victimized you.

00:56:31.960 You have to do insurance stuff.

00:56:33.040 Maybe your insurance goes up.

00:56:34.560 You have to do a whole new purchase of the radio system and get it reinstalled.

00:56:38.020 You do all these little things because some street rat, who probably should have been in jail 10 times ago,

00:56:42.460 just is trying to get high and make 20 bucks.

00:56:46.440 Yeah.

00:56:46.640 And he pulled the plastic off in a way that it broke.

00:56:48.960 So, like, you have to go to the dealership.

00:56:50.760 It's just, like, an absolute nightmare.

00:56:52.980 If you're that guy and that's you, message us and prove it's you, and we'll send you 500 bucks to fix your radio.

00:57:02.160 But you have to do a shout out for the podcast.

00:57:04.020 Okay.

00:57:04.400 That's a bounty.

00:57:05.320 That's, like, the off chance he finds this or someone sends it to him.

00:57:08.700 Yeah, we'll help you out.

00:57:09.620 We'll help you out.

00:57:10.260 We'll send you $500 to get your, towards your radio getting replaced.

00:57:14.700 And then you just do a little Fleckis, the podcast shout out, and everyone's happy.

00:57:19.000 But, yeah.

00:57:19.400 And then, also, there's just the violation factor, you know?

00:57:22.760 Someone was rooting around my car.

00:57:24.500 Somebody violated me.

00:57:25.880 Who is he?

00:57:26.540 He's unknown.

00:57:27.560 I don't have him on camera.

00:57:28.720 He's out there.

00:57:29.380 He's going to do it to someone else.

00:57:30.580 You know, you don't feel safe.

00:57:31.900 You don't feel good.

00:57:32.700 And it's because people don't lock up criminals.

00:57:34.820 Exactly.

00:57:35.180 Next, a guy gets shot after robbing store.

00:57:39.260 This is the Walgreens one?

00:57:40.420 Yeah.

00:57:40.960 So, this is from last week where the guy who said, I'm amending, I'm introducing a new

00:57:45.200 bill to say you can't use a gun in defending property, blah, blah, blah.

00:57:51.540 So.

00:57:52.400 So, the guy's stealing.

00:57:53.680 It's a wrestling match.

00:57:54.900 They wrestle.

00:57:56.600 He's stealing.

00:57:57.060 He's trying to steamroll the loss prevention security guy.

00:57:59.360 Loss prevention security guy starts hitting him.

00:58:02.580 Handles it.

00:58:03.300 Like, obviously, you're outmatched.

00:58:05.360 And look at what does the street rat do?

00:58:07.580 He goes for the bag again.

00:58:09.300 He wants the bag.

00:58:10.200 He really wants to steal that stuff.

00:58:12.040 This guy shouldn't be stopping him.

00:58:13.820 Oh, here's a chokehold off his legs.

00:58:16.900 Off his feet, rather.

00:58:19.080 Twist him down.

00:58:19.440 So, the thief is basically done.

00:58:22.180 And instead of just leaving the store, the thief grabs the stuff on the way out.

00:58:27.060 He grabs the stuff again.

00:58:28.460 And he immediately goes for the same stuff.

00:58:29.980 The security guard grabs his gun and shoots him.

00:58:34.380 Yeah.

00:58:35.100 And the guy died, right?

00:58:36.440 Yeah.

00:58:37.220 Which, the security guard is absolutely not right for doing that.

00:58:40.900 He just executed him.

00:58:42.240 Yeah.

00:58:42.620 It is kind of a lot.

00:58:43.840 And I'll just say this.

00:58:46.040 Stealing is not worth your life.

00:58:48.800 People react to stuff getting stolen in a lot of different ways.

00:58:52.880 Some people will just let you walk out of the store.

00:58:55.160 Some people will wrestle you.

00:58:56.820 Some people will wrestle you and shoot you dead.

00:58:59.440 That being said, and that being known, now that that's a fact, not saying it's good or bad,

00:59:05.120 if you're a thief, you probably shouldn't be stealing because someone could react in one of those three ways.

00:59:12.300 And if it's one of the last two, you're either going to end up choked out or dead.

00:59:15.880 So, now, if you're a thief, now is not the time to go stealing some shit because people could shoot you.

00:59:22.000 Yeah.

00:59:22.640 I'm not saying that he should be shot dead.

00:59:24.660 Yeah.

00:59:24.680 That shooting was clearly not even justified.

00:59:26.640 He just, like, was tired of wrestling.

00:59:28.340 That guy dominated him the whole time and just was like, all right, boom.

00:59:31.540 So, you know, I'm not saying that's correct at all, but I am saying if you're a thief, you should think twice because people out there are not happy about getting stuff stolen.

00:59:40.780 Yeah.

00:59:41.100 And that can affect you directly.

00:59:42.420 Imagine getting picked up, basically, by your collar, thrashed around, punched, choked, beat up, and then going like, yeah, I still need to grab that bag.

00:59:51.460 What's in it?

00:59:52.300 Now you're dead.

00:59:53.300 Makeup?

00:59:53.740 Now you're dead, and the idiots in San Francisco or Oakland, wherever, they'll root for you, but it doesn't matter because you're dead.

01:00:02.360 Yeah.

01:00:02.860 You know?

01:00:03.400 So, private property is not worth your life.

01:00:05.720 Yeah, exactly.

01:00:06.680 They try to make it like, oh, private property is not worth killing someone over, but it's like, eh, turn that on the thief.

01:00:11.620 Yeah.

01:00:11.720 Private property is not worth getting killed over.

01:00:13.660 Yeah.

01:00:13.880 Let's focus the inverse instead of the way you left us want to talk about it, right?

01:00:18.680 Exactly.

01:00:19.080 All right.

01:00:19.580 Let's move on to the Palm Beach thief, the woman in Florida who's trying to steal.

01:00:23.740 So, some guy gets what she stole back, and then she starts spraying him with pepper spray.

01:00:29.660 Yep.

01:00:30.240 You stopped me from stealing.

01:00:32.480 I'm going to pepper spray you.

01:00:34.100 It's like she thinks she has the right to steal to the point where she's going on offense, and she's using self-defense tactics so she can steal because it's her right to steal.

01:00:44.240 Yep.

01:00:44.380 And that guy's just like a nice, normal guy who works at this little mall or whatever.

01:00:48.380 Yeah.

01:00:48.740 He's an employee.

01:00:49.560 And he probably knows, like, thieves are on the rise.

01:00:53.360 Crime is on the rise.

01:00:54.760 If it happens a little, it'll start happening a lot, kind of like the broken window theory.

01:00:58.480 Yep.

01:00:58.700 And if you're in Florida, it's like you don't want that to start in Florida, and he knows they kind of have their back.

01:01:04.100 Palm Beach, too.

01:01:05.120 Yeah.

01:01:05.320 Like, very nice area.

01:01:06.760 Exactly.

01:01:07.760 So, people like that, if you're that guy who stopped that lady, we're not going to send you 500 bucks.

01:01:13.300 We'll send you a base mug.

01:01:14.660 Okay.

01:01:15.280 Hit us up and some merch.

01:01:16.680 Yep.

01:01:17.040 All right.

01:01:17.380 Next, the city of Baltimore is suing Kia.

01:01:20.740 What's the headline?

01:01:21.520 Or is it a video or what?

01:01:22.880 No, there's no video.

01:01:24.020 Just a headline.

01:01:24.620 I'm sure there is a video, but it says,

01:01:26.080 So, the car is too easy to steal.

01:01:38.660 Instead of locking up car thieves, they're suing the car company because their cars are too easy to steal, not arresting people who are stealing cars.

01:01:47.340 And this is one of those things, too, where it's like the people stealing these cars, it's like likely 20 people.

01:01:55.300 You know what I mean?

01:01:56.540 It's not like everybody who said, everybody found out this trick and was like, yeah, free cars.

01:02:01.680 We get to keep them, too.

01:02:02.940 It's like a specific group of, like, joyriding teens who steal these cars.

01:02:07.200 And we showed it.

01:02:07.780 Was that on Bonusland or the real episode that we showed the kid how easy he broke the window, did it?

01:02:13.360 I think that was a regular episode.

01:02:14.400 Okay.

01:02:14.700 Yeah.

01:02:14.940 So, we showed that, how easy it was.

01:02:16.660 And he was in, and the car started in probably 25 seconds, right?

01:02:19.960 Yeah.

01:02:20.600 Exactly.

01:02:21.420 Cernovich had a good tweet.

01:02:22.340 Rather than put down crime rings, Soros DAs and Democrat lowlifes are suing the car manufacturers for making it too easy to steal.

01:02:31.340 Yeah.

01:02:31.960 So, obviously, the Hyundai and Kia theft in Baltimore, they've gone way up.

01:02:37.320 And it's like, they're in this backwards world where it's like, this is draining our police resources.

01:02:43.360 Police have to respond to this stuff.

01:02:44.840 And it's like, lock them up.

01:02:46.100 There's, there's, I always say this, but the government's job is to play whack-a-mole, right?

01:02:51.660 Like, a problem bubbles up, then all of a sudden you have to put a lot of resources or make the penalties harsher.

01:02:59.220 Like, go talk to the DA and be like, let's make an example out of a couple of these kids.

01:03:04.080 It's ugly, but do you want Kias and Hyundais to be stolen all over?

01:03:08.120 Or do you want to make an example and say, here's what, here's some kid who got five years for the joyriding?

01:03:13.080 Yeah.

01:03:13.360 You know?

01:03:13.900 And so, it's a criminal-centric view.

01:03:16.520 Again, let's sue the car manufacturers for a flaw that makes it too easy to steal.

01:03:21.760 So, there's an overarching theme here.

01:03:23.540 Obviously, we talk about it in the show every week about how local governments, Democrats, all these blue cities, they're siding with criminals instead of siding with the populace and what's best for everybody.

01:03:34.100 Mimetic Sisyphus had a tweet about this where he showed an article from the New York Post from two years ago, or from last year, 2022, where it says,

01:03:42.300 deranged man pushes Asian woman to death at Times Square subway station.

01:03:46.340 And he said, amazing they've been able to reframe fear of bums attacking you as a moral failing.

01:03:53.500 And then there's another tweet that goes along with it.

01:03:55.580 And then someone says, it's more of a take-no-personal-responsibility crowd.

01:03:58.660 And then Mimetic Sisyphus says, personal responsibility is an inverted oppression hierarchy to them.

01:04:04.880 A black homeless man is not responsible for attacking strangers.

01:04:08.300 A white man is responsible for every action he takes and will be held accountable even if his actions were justified.

01:04:14.740 So, it's like this fully flipped thing now where if you're a white person, you're protecting people, you're in trouble.

01:04:21.840 If you're a black homeless person attacking people, you're the victim.

01:04:24.940 And they've fully flipped it.

01:04:27.340 And it makes you wonder, you know, Curtis Lewa?

01:04:29.720 Yeah.

01:04:30.160 And he had the, what was that group called?

01:04:32.000 Guardian Angels.

01:04:32.860 Guardian Angels.

01:04:34.140 If those guys were doing that in New York City today, I think they would all get arrested.

01:04:38.500 Yeah, maybe.

01:04:39.280 You wouldn't even be allowed to.

01:04:40.680 So, yeah, they're protecting the street rats instead of the innocent people.

01:04:43.180 Very sad times.

01:04:44.040 Yeah.

01:04:44.920 It's end time shit, you know?

01:04:46.480 It's like, that's what you do when you don't want to be productive anymore.

01:04:49.820 That's what you do when you want the tax base, paying base to move out of your city, you know?

01:04:54.160 So, it's like, how much longer can this go on?

01:04:56.140 We've seen how it's been done in San Francisco and now they have like 30% office capacity.

01:05:03.560 Like, you know, they don't even fill their commercial real estate and people are moving out and blah, blah, blah.

01:05:08.500 And I don't know.

01:05:09.960 It's amazing to me that certain cities are continuing on this path of decline.

01:05:14.060 Yeah, and it keeps reiterating the same message over and over.

01:05:17.480 So, the media is reiterating it.

01:05:18.960 AOC and all these Democrats are reiterating it.

01:05:21.700 Joe Biden just gave a speech at HBCU where he said the biggest problem is white supremacy.

01:05:28.340 You want to play it?

01:05:29.080 Yeah, sure.

01:05:29.960 Stand up against the poison of white supremacy as I did my inaugural address to a single out as the most dangerous terrorist threat to our homeland is white supremacy.

01:05:40.560 The most dangerous threat to our homeland is white supremacy.

01:05:44.160 So, black neighborhoods must be really safe then.

01:05:46.640 Yeah.

01:05:47.300 If you want peace and quiet, just go to Martin Luther King Drive.

01:05:52.560 Anywhere.

01:05:53.080 Any city.

01:05:53.660 Just go.

01:05:54.180 That's like, you will be safe from white supremacists.

01:05:56.340 You will not have a problem.

01:05:57.480 So, yeah.

01:05:58.120 Exactly.

01:05:58.580 It gets reiterated from the highest levels.

01:06:00.140 From the president down to the media, down to the politicians, down to the police.

01:06:04.260 Like, no one can do anything.

01:06:06.020 Nuance bro.

01:06:07.260 You know Nuance bro?

01:06:08.720 Yeah.

01:06:09.000 He had a space on Twitter where he was debating, like, a Democrat – I don't know what the word is.

01:06:15.660 Kind of like how Dash is, like a Democrat operative influencer but it's fake.

01:06:20.840 Exactly.

01:06:21.300 And he was debating him about black people being attacked – unarmed black people being attacked by police.

01:06:27.420 Here's how it went.

01:06:28.640 No, no, no.

01:06:29.400 You're telling me 13.2 million black people are getting shot and killed unarmed every year.

01:06:35.320 Like, there's context to that.

01:06:38.480 There's definitely context to those numbers.

01:06:40.480 Dude, you're fucking crazy, dude.

01:06:41.940 That's like a fucking holocaust – and then – dude, every black person would be dead in, like, fucking three years.

01:06:46.660 Like, what are you talking about?

01:06:47.740 That's crazy.

01:06:48.760 What are you saying?

01:06:50.280 Yet we're still dying in record numbers more than white –

01:06:55.040 Jeremy, do you know what the actual answer is?

01:06:57.100 Because I actually have the real numbers.

01:06:58.500 Like, you've clearly never done – this is – I'm fucking mind-blown right now, dude.

01:07:04.740 The real number by Washington Post – keep track of this – unarmed black people shot by police, men and women.

01:07:12.340 It's usually, like, 10 people, dude.

01:07:16.600 It's, like, 10 – maybe, like, 20 in a year.

01:07:18.600 Sometimes it's, like, 8, you know?

01:07:20.460 It fluctuates.

01:07:21.200 It's, like, 7 to, like, 22, maybe.

01:07:25.480 Like, that's what it is.

01:07:27.360 Not million.

01:07:28.480 Like, that's just total.

01:07:29.360 Do you believe that?

01:07:32.940 I'm going to have to do more research.

01:07:34.360 If you send me the link, I'll look –

01:07:35.380 You were claiming, like, fucking – what was the number, Jonathan?

01:07:38.620 30% of 44 million.

01:07:40.620 13.2 million.

01:07:42.100 You said 30% of the entire black population.

01:07:44.740 That is crazy.

01:07:46.820 Roughly, yeah.

01:07:47.560 I actually believe that.

01:07:48.800 Dude, that is insane.

01:07:49.400 Like, 20 to 30%.

01:07:50.800 Dude, legit, if Harry and Chris were in here even right now, they would be like, dude, what the fuck?

01:07:56.080 We got to tell Elise to fire this guy.

01:07:57.780 This guy's fucking nuts.

01:07:59.760 Like, he's out of his fucking mind.

01:08:02.120 He's smoking more crack than fucking Hunter Biden.

01:08:05.520 Like, this is insane.

01:08:07.500 Dude, that's two Chicago's worth of black people.

01:08:09.960 Yeah.

01:08:10.200 I can't believe what I'm hearing.

01:08:12.040 Like, they don't have enough bullets to fucking do that probably.

01:08:15.460 Is 15% to 20% fair then?

01:08:19.240 No.

01:08:20.660 15% to 20% fair.

01:08:22.780 That's my favorite part.

01:08:23.700 So he said – we got cut off.

01:08:26.660 The space started.

01:08:27.240 But he said 30% of black people are killed, unarmed, killed by police every year.

01:08:33.420 And then he hears this whole spiel from Nuance Bro where he says, it's like 10.

01:08:39.840 It's like 10 people.

01:08:41.080 It's like 10 people total every year.

01:08:42.880 And then he goes, okay.

01:08:44.280 So obviously, he's not like thinking or listening or he's the dumbest person on earth.

01:08:47.960 And he goes, okay.

01:08:48.780 Is 15% to 20% fair?

01:08:50.680 It's like, no.

01:08:51.380 We just told you it was literally 10 people.

01:08:53.680 He thought it was 13 million people.

01:08:56.940 And he didn't say 13 million.

01:08:58.580 He said 30%.

01:08:59.740 And then they found the black population of America and then extrapolated and said, that's 13 million people.

01:09:05.220 So 30%.

01:09:05.880 And this guy is – he's like a college graduate.

01:09:11.820 Look at this tweet.

01:09:12.520 He says, I'm a college graduate who graduated with a 4.3 GPA and magna cum laude and am immediately heading to grad school in August.

01:09:20.540 My job is in politics.

01:09:21.880 I can't describe how much I love what I do.

01:09:24.480 Additionally, it pays the bills and I'm not living under a bridge.

01:09:28.060 So this person is going to grad school, has a 4.3 GPA, graduated from the top of their class, and they also at the same time thought that 30% of the black population was murdered by police unarmed.

01:09:41.140 Like the police just pull up to a block and go, like, okay, good.

01:09:46.100 We got to get to the next block or we're way below quota.

01:09:48.700 13 million.

01:09:49.540 It's like, where do you put those bodies?

01:09:52.200 So isn't that crazy that somebody can, like, have a good GPA and get through school and I don't know what university you went to but just get pushed through and then just have some delusional, like, unbelievably wrong take?

01:10:07.140 It's crazy to me.

01:10:08.260 Wouldn't you be like –

01:10:09.000 It shows you how strong the propaganda is.

01:10:10.660 Yeah, exactly.

01:10:11.440 Like, it shows how strong everything is working against the truth where it's like if you were a kid in college, wouldn't she – like, 30% of the population, wouldn't that immediately be like, oh, that's got to be a huge thing?

01:10:23.180 30% of the population is, like, you know, single or not like our high school graduate.

01:10:28.400 Some immutable characteristic that's, like, crazy.

01:10:30.860 It has to be, like, a gigantic thing for a population.

01:10:33.640 30 – one in three people –

01:10:35.080 Are on Facebook.

01:10:36.040 Yeah.

01:10:36.280 You know, like, one in three people are killed by the police.

01:10:40.160 What?

01:10:40.740 Yeah.

01:10:41.060 And that's one of the Democrat guys.

01:10:42.840 He's one of the Dash Dabrowski little influencer types.

01:10:45.300 He's on the lineup.

01:10:46.180 Yeah.

01:10:46.720 There was another mimetic sisyphist.

01:10:48.220 Would you say 15% to 20% is fair then?

01:10:50.740 And it's like, you didn't hear anything we just said.

01:10:53.140 Everyone goes, no!

01:10:54.080 So, dude, every once in a while, a Twitter space or something like that gets you a clip that's just absolutely lit him up.

01:10:59.100 Good job to Nuance Bro.

01:11:00.420 Handled it perfectly.

01:11:02.180 There was, like, a whole point about this, too, that mimetic sisyphist pointed out as well.

01:11:06.440 We love mimetic sisyphist.

01:11:07.540 We keep, you know, referencing his stuff.

01:11:09.440 He's so smart.

01:11:09.960 Basically a consultant for the show at this point.

01:11:11.420 Yeah, he really is.

01:11:12.880 There was a thing about the definition of racism.

01:11:15.540 Yeah.

01:11:15.780 So, this woman was complaining about black crime videos and stuff like that.

01:11:20.780 She was complaining about, like, how black people as a group are given a bad name because of how much crime they commit and how many of the murders they do and how many of the rapes and the violent assaults and et cetera.

01:11:30.820 And it's, like, unfair to blanket label them all as murderers or criminals.

01:11:34.680 Exactly.

01:11:35.160 So, she says, the definition of racism is blaming an entire population for the actions of the tiniest minority simply because they share the same racism category.

01:11:43.280 What does my being black have to do with another person committing a murder simply because we both have been designated as black?

01:11:49.240 So, that's, like, the realization.

01:11:51.060 And that's true.

01:11:52.260 That is true.

01:11:52.740 You can't blanket label everyone as a criminal or a murderer because of the actions of a few.

01:11:56.680 Yeah.

01:11:57.180 You don't meet a black person and go, hey, have you killed anybody?

01:11:59.820 But you know that they, the most murderers are black in America, right?

01:12:04.160 But you give them a clean slate every time you meet them.

01:12:06.000 That's just how humans are.

01:12:07.280 Yeah.

01:12:07.440 But then it's, like.

01:12:08.020 Because you're not a racist.

01:12:08.940 But you just know about statistics.

01:12:10.580 And you know about who's doing it, right?

01:12:12.900 Exactly.

01:12:13.640 But then this person is also a huge advocate for reparations.

01:12:18.540 Also, I clearly wrote that I support universal programs and reparations.

01:12:23.040 You can end medical and college debt and it will not change the material disadvantage of black Americans.

01:12:27.860 So, it's, like, you're for reparations, but then you also think it's racist to assume everyone is accountable for the actions of a few because they're the same race.

01:12:36.400 Yeah.

01:12:36.600 So, black people aren't a group, but we do want reparations as a group.

01:12:40.320 Yeah.

01:12:40.740 So, Mimetic Sisyphus posted this meme where, what's it say on top?

01:12:43.880 Said, it's not fair you blame me for their actions just because we have the same skin color and then it's wearing a reparations now t-shirt.

01:12:51.420 Isn't that a little ironic?

01:12:52.760 Isn't that exactly what's going on here?

01:12:54.560 Yeah.

01:12:54.940 People don't, they have, like, too much of, like, a small memory span or whatever to, like, apply what they believe to what also they're advocating for.

01:13:03.960 Because they're really just floating around in whatever's happening this week.

01:13:07.460 You know, they don't have any baseline principles.

01:13:09.500 They're just floating around.

01:13:10.320 And, you know, this woman probably thinks that, you know, upwards of 15% of black people are killed, unarmed black people are killed by the police every year, just like our boy before.

01:13:18.580 Yeah, our boy Jeremy.

01:13:19.700 Oh, everyone's getting killed.

01:13:21.080 But then it's like, here we have in the background a video of a black homeless guy hitting a cop car with a stick and breaking all the windows.

01:13:27.960 Yeah.

01:13:28.320 It's like, wouldn't he be dead immediately for that?

01:13:30.340 Like a World War II movie getting lit up.

01:13:34.960 Like, what's that movie with Willem Dafoe and whatever.

01:13:40.220 But, yeah, he'd get lit up.

01:13:41.660 But, no, it's just beat up the cop car in broad daylight.

01:13:44.340 Vandalize it.

01:13:44.960 Because that's how much white cops are afraid of shooting a black person.

01:13:48.420 Yeah, exactly.

01:13:49.420 Well, not every interaction is bad with black people.

01:13:52.640 Well, obviously, we have a little mini uplifting gold within this Urban Decay section.

01:13:56.820 An old lady met one of her friends that she met on Words with Friends.

01:14:03.360 So this old 80-something-year-old woman.

01:14:05.820 Yeah, it said this kid drove 1,000 miles or traveled 1,000 miles to meet the 80-year-old grandma that he plays Words with Friends with.

01:14:12.160 That's nice.

01:14:13.220 Not every interaction with an 80-something-year-old white lady and a young black kid is negative.

01:14:19.000 Yeah.

01:14:19.420 They're Words with Friends.

01:14:20.580 Most are.

01:14:21.680 Most are.

01:14:22.720 But a few aren't.

01:14:23.800 You got to show both sides, to be fair.

01:14:25.500 We're a fair show.

01:14:26.460 We are.

01:14:27.200 All right.

01:14:27.920 Let's move on to the illegal immigrant part of Urban Decay.

01:14:33.880 Yeah.

01:14:34.240 What do you want to start with?

01:14:35.280 The faces of the border?

01:14:36.340 Yeah, the faces of the border.

01:14:37.500 So New York Post did a little ad about the faces of the border crisis.

01:14:43.800 And so here's a girl crying through the border fence.

01:14:46.720 Oh, man.

01:14:47.220 They're young kids.

01:14:48.920 There's a girl with an apple.

01:14:50.280 She got crackers.

01:14:51.120 Oh, she's getting crackers.

01:14:54.040 They just want to have a good life.

01:14:58.640 It might sound bad.

01:14:59.900 I don't feel bad.

01:15:00.980 I don't feel bad at all.

01:15:02.180 You know, I don't feel bad.

01:15:05.660 We have a constitution.

01:15:07.960 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:15:08.760 We have a constitution, but she's crying.

01:15:11.960 Yep.

01:15:12.940 Yep.

01:15:13.340 There's the constitution.

01:15:15.260 It's gone now.

01:15:15.980 A little girl is crying.

01:15:17.620 Yeah.

01:15:18.180 She's crying and they're really sad and they really want to come in.

01:15:21.120 Yeah.

01:15:21.240 So, you know.

01:15:22.780 Rip it up.

01:15:23.400 Suspend your whole fucking system.

01:15:25.480 Yeah, exactly.

01:15:26.460 Do you know people that are coming here illegally and getting released within America?

01:15:31.420 Some of them have court dates that are 10 plus years out.

01:15:35.820 Yeah.

01:15:36.380 10 years out.

01:15:37.120 And it made headlines because somebody got a 2027 court date in the Dallas area.

01:15:42.580 Um, but now it says that, um, in Chicago and I think New York, there was a court date given

01:15:53.140 to somebody that was 2035, the year 2035.

01:15:57.680 So you go and when they give you a court date, the paperwork that like you having a court date

01:16:03.840 serves as like your ability to work.

01:16:06.120 You can use that as like papers to go like get a job.

01:16:08.860 That's a good thing.

01:16:09.420 Yeah.

01:16:10.000 So start your family here.

01:16:11.560 Uh, you know, fall in love, find a wife.

01:16:14.360 You just, you just ran across the border and said, I need asylum.

01:16:18.520 Um, so start your family, do everything and we'll see you in 2035, maybe.

01:16:22.620 Right.

01:16:23.100 Yeah, exactly.

01:16:23.980 Um, and so here's an important thing I wanted to say because it shows you the rate that this

01:16:29.200 is going.

01:16:30.440 Um, so there's only so many immigration courts in America, right?

01:16:35.360 And so the backlogs that immigration courts currently stand at 2.1 million cases,

01:16:41.360 is waiting to be heard, right?

01:16:43.120 There are around 600 immigration court judges deciding asylum cases.

01:16:48.060 Um, and in the last financial year, they closed approximately 312,000.

01:16:54.300 So call that there are 312,000 a year.

01:16:57.620 They can do.

01:16:58.300 There's a backlog of 2.1 million.

01:17:00.860 And so 2022 saw the highest number of asylum applications on record with almost 700,000.

01:17:06.960 And the record could be broken this year, uh, based on first quarter figures that they're

01:17:11.860 projected to have 740,000.

01:17:14.240 So we can't catch up.

01:17:15.640 We absolutely can't catch up.

01:17:17.100 We don't have the tools.

01:17:17.680 For 10 years, we can't catch up and it's only getting worse.

01:17:21.540 So the backlog is based on the numbers now and up until this point.

01:17:24.940 Yeah.

01:17:25.320 And the numbers are so much worse that it's like going to go parabolic and get complete.

01:17:29.600 It's already completely out of hand.

01:17:30.680 Going to get completely worse out of hand.

01:17:32.860 Yeah.

01:17:33.740 Um, there's obviously those stories too about the veterans, the homeless veterans that were

01:17:37.620 in hotels getting kicked out and they're putting illegals in there instead.

01:17:42.200 And there was also a people who had a wedding in New York, I believe.

01:17:45.980 Right?

01:17:46.480 Yeah.

01:17:46.800 New York.

01:17:47.420 So New York is where a lot of it's happening.

01:17:49.700 Uh, New York hotel cancels 30 rooms for Florida couples wedding to make room for illegal immigrants.

01:17:55.380 Uh, these people were on hold for 45 minutes plus, and we're ultimately told we can't do

01:17:59.700 anything for you.

01:18:00.500 Bye bye.

01:18:01.340 And so you might ask why, you know, a wedding don't, wouldn't you much rather have that

01:18:05.520 clientele at your, your, uh, hotel.

01:18:08.800 And then that's also saying something too.

01:18:10.960 Like this hotel is good enough to host a wedding at.

01:18:14.280 Yeah.

01:18:14.800 You know what I mean?

01:18:15.320 It's like a nice hotel.

01:18:15.940 Yeah.

01:18:16.340 And so, um, this was the Crossroads Hotel in Newburgh, New York.

01:18:20.600 And basically they're getting more money for, uh, housing illegals than they would from that

01:18:26.280 wedding reservation.

01:18:27.400 And so city, uh, the mayor of New York, Eric Adams has been shipping the illegal immigrants

01:18:32.940 to upstate New York locations.

01:18:35.240 Um, and New York city has been reportedly booking rooms for the border crossers at a rate as high

01:18:40.660 as $190 a night.

01:18:43.100 So they're on vacation.

01:18:44.440 They're getting, we're paying for it.

01:18:45.740 They're on vacation.

01:18:46.500 That's like the most expensive, you know what I mean?

01:18:48.560 Daily rate.

01:18:49.440 Um, and you know, like anytime you pay tax in New York, it's going right to the illegals

01:18:53.620 hotel stay.

01:18:54.720 It's not even like, like the government should be paying for things like obviously services,

01:18:59.380 cops, whatever, the red lights, the infrastructure, but it's not even something that lasts.

01:19:04.000 It's something that just gets lit on fire.

01:19:06.300 One night, 190, 190 ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

01:19:10.060 And if it was going to a veteran and be like, okay, this person served the country, they're

01:19:13.180 American citizens, they're down on their luck.

01:19:15.180 We've put a portion of our money to them.

01:19:17.320 It's like now they're getting kicked out and they're getting replaced with the illegals

01:19:20.760 who are going to be here forever.

01:19:22.100 So it's like, there's no upside to this, to this thought process that they came up with.

01:19:27.480 Yeah.

01:19:27.640 It's the most frustrating thing ever.

01:19:29.320 So you're, we're going to pay for your hotel until you figure out somebody to live with.

01:19:33.900 And then we'll see you in 2035.

01:19:36.240 And if you show up, it's too late.

01:19:37.780 If you show up, here's your phone, make sure to call us.

01:19:40.260 Here's your phone.

01:19:41.160 Here's your iPhone.

01:19:42.000 Um, yeah.

01:19:42.540 So it's the most frustrating situation ever.

01:19:44.900 Um, do you want to do the, the rape suspect?

01:19:48.260 Sure.

01:19:48.620 This is a bit of a long video, but we'll kind of cruise through it, I guess.

01:19:53.400 We are learning new information tonight about the Forest Park rape suspect.

01:19:56.960 It turns out he has been removed from the country more times than previously thought.

01:20:02.000 We've also discovered some new information about his previous arrests.

01:20:05.840 And Local 12's Luke Jones is asking local law enforcement why they never told immigration

01:20:09.880 officials they had this man in custody.

01:20:12.860 Before he was arrested for allegedly raping a woman near this Forest Park bus stop Saturday,

01:20:18.080 immigration officers say German Matthews had been removed from the country five times.

01:20:24.660 Five times.

01:20:26.140 All right.

01:20:26.740 We're not going to play it because it's a long news report video, but he was deported five

01:20:30.300 times dating all the way back to 2005.

01:20:33.180 He had multiple DUIs, driving without a license DUIs.

01:20:37.560 He also had a sexual battery case before this.

01:20:40.140 And he had been held in jails and stuff, but nobody tells ICE.

01:20:46.500 The jail doesn't even contact anybody.

01:20:48.640 The police department, the arresting department, they don't contact ICE.

01:20:51.880 The jail, there was some clip in this that they contact ICE after they release him.

01:20:57.240 So it's like, there's this whole uncooperative thing going on that's subverting America.

01:21:01.760 And then not only that, but like, I just want to mention, we talked about asylum seekers.

01:21:06.980 These people are taught, they just pay a coyote.

01:21:10.000 They get brought up to the border and then they're taught, like, you have to say, I'm

01:21:13.740 fleeing something.

01:21:14.960 They're taught the vulnerabilities of our system.

01:21:17.180 Exactly.

01:21:17.800 And Democrats want it that way too.

01:21:19.380 Like there are NGOs who say, you must say, I'm fleeing from this.

01:21:22.740 I'm fleeing from an attack.

01:21:24.360 A death threat.

01:21:25.140 The cartel wants me dead, blah, blah, blah.

01:21:28.440 And it's just all fake.

01:21:29.820 It's all made up.

01:21:31.280 So they're abusing our system and then our system doesn't even work.

01:21:35.100 And then someone, girl gets raped in Cincinnati because nobody keeps track of this fucking

01:21:39.740 criminal.

01:21:40.660 Yeah.

01:21:40.820 You know?

01:21:41.160 So it's really frustrating shit.

01:21:42.860 And we're not going to have a country anymore if it keeps going at this rate.

01:21:46.820 Yeah.

01:21:47.180 It might be too late already.

01:21:48.480 And Joe Biden's looking to set a new record.

01:21:50.560 Yeah.

01:21:51.000 And he's gonna.

01:21:51.960 All right.

01:21:52.360 Let's get into uplifting gold.

01:21:53.500 Can't get too down.

01:21:54.200 Can't get too depressed.

01:21:55.360 Uplifting gold.

01:21:56.000 I'm depressed.

01:21:56.840 Me too.

01:21:57.340 I'm depressed about the border stuff.

01:21:58.640 It's really just the worst.

01:22:00.260 It's done.

01:22:01.020 Yeah.

01:22:01.260 We're toast.

01:22:01.900 It's over.

01:22:03.140 All right.

01:22:03.540 Uplifting gold.

01:22:04.240 What do we got?

01:22:04.560 We're back.

01:22:06.540 Uplifting gold.

01:22:07.440 The kids on the field trip see the bear eat a duck.

01:22:10.240 Yeah.

01:22:10.700 Oh, I see you're starting with some not uplifting gold.

01:22:13.220 Very nice.

01:22:13.620 Oh, this is uplifting.

01:22:15.100 Don't eat it.

01:22:16.960 It's right there.

01:22:18.160 No.

01:22:18.660 No.

01:22:18.840 Oh, my God.

01:22:21.420 No.

01:22:23.440 Oh, my God.

01:22:24.980 No.

01:22:25.480 Oh, my God.

01:22:26.860 No.

01:22:27.260 No.

01:22:27.320 No.

01:22:27.420 No.

01:22:27.860 No.

01:22:27.980 No.

01:22:28.080 No.

01:22:28.360 No.

01:22:28.380 No.

01:22:28.440 No.

01:22:28.620 That's character building.

01:22:32.020 That's fun.

01:22:33.280 Bear ate the duck like he was on Hot Ones.

01:22:36.040 Yeah.

01:22:37.420 I don't know.

01:22:38.060 All right.

01:22:38.960 Guy pours water on the sleeping guy.

01:22:41.580 Yeah.

01:22:41.940 Let's see this one.

01:22:43.540 Where's the water on the sleeping guy?

01:22:46.340 This is funny.

01:22:53.080 And he wakes up.

01:22:54.220 And he's got no idea what's going on.

01:22:59.820 And he's really questioning everything.

01:23:05.820 He doesn't know what to believe.

01:23:07.640 I've seen pranks like this, too, where someone puts a board game next to somebody who's sleeping.

01:23:11.900 Uh-huh.

01:23:12.300 And then, like, wake up.

01:23:13.200 It's your turn.

01:23:13.760 They put, like, dice in their hand.

01:23:14.860 And the person wakes up.

01:23:15.800 It's, like, in the middle of Monopoly.

01:23:17.700 It's kind of a funny bit.

01:23:19.160 Yeah.

01:23:19.440 All right.

01:23:19.760 I like that.

01:23:20.420 I like that.

01:23:20.820 The lacrosse fight.

01:23:22.020 Yeah.

01:23:22.260 Let's, what's your point here?

01:23:23.500 Let's see.

01:23:28.840 Cross check to the back.

01:23:30.220 Yeah.

01:23:30.420 Kind of dirty.

01:23:31.220 A little bit dirty.

01:23:32.020 But, you know, he started it.

01:23:33.500 I don't know.

01:23:33.840 We'll see.

01:23:34.500 And here's a fight.

01:23:37.220 And I like this.

01:23:38.360 Drop your gloves, boys.

01:23:39.860 I like this.

01:23:40.480 This is good American fun.

01:23:41.700 This is good American mischief.

01:23:43.120 People will say, keep lacrosse clean.

01:23:46.040 Do, you know, do this in hockey.

01:23:48.280 But I don't mind this.

01:23:49.460 Look at the boys in the back.

01:23:50.060 They're banging on the boards.

01:23:50.960 Nobody's running out and trying to six-on-one a guy.

01:23:53.720 No one's shooting anyone or hitting a knocked-out person after they're already knocked out.

01:23:58.780 Yeah.

01:23:59.340 Just boys being boys.

01:24:00.460 It's good mischief.

01:24:00.720 Here's another fight.

01:24:01.740 Boom, boom.

01:24:03.120 It's good American mischief.

01:24:04.320 That's good American shit.

01:24:05.560 Is that what Tucker meant when he was talking about white people fighting?

01:24:08.940 Yeah.

01:24:09.060 They just do one-on-ones?

01:24:10.500 I think so.

01:24:11.140 Fair fights.

01:24:11.800 And lacrosse is a fantastic sport.

01:24:14.060 Yeah.

01:24:14.380 It's a good American sport.

01:24:15.640 I don't know.

01:24:16.000 People should be playing it.

01:24:16.860 I played growing up.

01:24:17.640 It was great.

01:24:18.440 Yeah.

01:24:18.680 All right.

01:24:18.960 I love lacrosse.

01:24:21.200 Okay.

01:24:22.320 All right.

01:24:23.120 The snow tornado in the Rockies.

01:24:25.100 Mountain tornado.

01:24:27.320 Look how nice nature is.

01:24:28.720 Imagine being up there when this is happening.

01:24:30.660 Yeah.

01:24:30.900 You're trying to climb the mountain.

01:24:32.880 Sucked off.

01:24:34.860 Evaporated.

01:24:36.440 Yeah.

01:24:38.080 That's crazy.

01:24:39.260 Do you believe in this?

01:24:40.700 You believe tornadoes get this high up on the mountain?

01:24:43.300 This is like a hibernation thing.

01:24:44.740 Do you believe this?

01:24:45.860 I don't know, actually.

01:24:47.120 I didn't know it was.

01:24:48.360 I see it, so I believe it, but I didn't even think about that.

01:24:52.520 Yep.

01:24:53.040 The giant pumpkin for the pumpkin contest.

01:24:55.580 This is an older clip, but it's so interesting.

01:24:57.840 This is like, obviously fast forwarded, you know, day by day.

01:25:02.260 Time lapse.

01:25:02.960 But these things grow 50 pounds a day.

01:25:07.600 Giant pumpkins.

01:25:08.840 50 pounds a day.

01:25:10.440 They're sucking all the stuff out of the ground and the water.

01:25:13.320 50 pounds a day.

01:25:15.060 That's crazy.

01:25:16.040 And it's all from converting CO2.

01:25:17.660 The water doesn't make them grow.

01:25:19.420 It's the CO2 that they convert.

01:25:21.540 See that?

01:25:22.340 That's why we have you here.

01:25:24.000 I thought they were just sucking up all the water.

01:25:25.940 Nope.

01:25:26.940 I mean, some, I guess, but it's mostly CO2, I think.

01:25:30.000 All right.

01:25:30.380 Now the kid takes his first steps and starts dancing.

01:25:33.820 Let's see what he's up to.

01:25:35.160 So, takes his first steps.

01:25:40.680 He starts dancing.

01:25:43.620 That's nice.

01:25:44.940 Isn't that nice?

01:25:45.980 Those can't be his first steps, but it is funny, right?

01:25:49.100 Those are his first steps, and he dances instead.

01:25:54.860 Isn't that great?

01:25:55.820 Everyone's happy they got a kid.

01:25:57.320 That's great.

01:25:58.100 That's good action.

01:25:58.980 It's good.

01:25:59.540 That's uplifting.

01:26:00.120 His future is stolen.

01:26:02.140 Yeah.

01:26:02.480 Yeah.

01:26:02.960 Okay.

01:26:03.280 I was going to say, if only he knew how good things could be, but his future is stolen.

01:26:08.280 Same thing.

01:26:09.040 A bus meets an immovable object or something.

01:26:11.020 All right.

01:26:11.260 Last clip of Uplifting Gold.

01:26:12.940 Typical liberal, our friend of the show, who doesn't watch the podcast that much.

01:26:17.680 What a rat.

01:26:18.900 He doesn't watch.

01:26:19.460 He watches sometimes.

01:26:20.480 Yeah.

01:26:21.020 And then let alone the end, so he's not going to even see this.

01:26:23.600 Yeah.

01:26:24.460 The very end.

01:26:24.680 So, let's just skip it.

01:26:25.820 No, we got to put it in.

01:26:27.320 Because I like to do the right thing, because I'm a good friend.

01:26:29.320 Yeah, exactly.

01:26:30.200 You are.

01:26:30.480 So, typical liberal is a good friend of ours, a great friend.

01:26:33.640 We love him.

01:26:34.280 He's a great guy.

01:26:35.700 He, every year, with an organization he's associated with, brings disabled veterans out on fishing trips.

01:26:44.220 And they just had one last week.

01:26:46.280 And here's a little news article.

01:26:47.260 More than 150 veterans from 30 states are in Baldwin County for the 7th Annual American Heroes on the Gulf Deep Sea Fishing Event for Disabled Veterans.

01:26:55.920 As WKRG News 5's Debbie Williams tells you, for these disabled vets, fishing is a pastime with a purpose.

01:27:03.220 Yeah, bring him up.

01:27:04.160 Bring him up.

01:27:05.600 Good fish.

01:27:06.720 There's something to be said about a shared experience that brings people together.

01:27:10.500 So, there's going to be a trigger fish.

01:27:11.940 Unfortunately, he is going to be too small.

01:27:14.040 Such is the case with this boat full of disabled veterans.

01:27:17.540 All here for a little fishing.

01:27:19.720 Yeah, that's a strawberry grouper, man.

01:27:21.400 Those are the besties.

01:27:22.460 A bad day fishing is worth a good day of work anytime.

01:27:25.700 But this trip is bigger than fishing for Army veteran Earl Richardson, who, at 78, is the oldest veteran on board.

01:27:33.680 It means everything in the world just to be with my brothers.

01:27:37.240 One of those brothers, first responder Darren Carter, who didn't have much luck fishing.

01:27:41.920 Forecasts, and I've been hung up on somebody else twice.

01:27:45.260 They kind of host him on the edit.

01:27:48.440 There's Grantley.

01:27:49.360 There's Grantley.

01:27:50.220 He's had his struggles.

01:27:51.800 I'm in a pretty good place right now.

01:27:52.980 Five years ago, no, it was not a good place.

01:27:56.780 And that is what American Heroes on the Gulf Ministry is all about.

01:28:00.220 A safe place for veterans to share, to connect.

01:28:03.380 There's a lot that goes on that, on the inside of a veteran, that people don't know.

01:28:10.900 152 veterans from 30 different states made the trip.

01:28:14.800 Isn't that nice?

01:28:16.100 That is nice.

01:28:16.740 And that's our boy.

01:28:17.760 And that's all just out of the kindness of his heart.

01:28:19.840 Great organization.

01:28:20.880 They help the veterans.

01:28:22.160 It's good for them to get together.

01:28:23.500 It's fun to go fishing.

01:28:24.820 And that's uplifting.

01:28:25.560 Yeah.

01:28:25.900 That's true uplifting gold.

01:28:26.980 Good job, Grantley.

01:28:27.760 Good job, Grantley.

01:28:28.500 Sorry you're not watching.

01:28:29.400 You didn't get to see this.

01:28:30.380 But we helped you.

01:28:31.720 We called you out positively on the show.

01:28:33.520 There you go.

01:28:33.920 You just didn't see it.

01:28:34.620 All right.

01:28:35.120 That's the end of the show.

01:28:36.640 As always, starting now, we're going to be promoting America First companies.

01:28:43.080 Yeah.

01:28:43.580 America First businesses.

01:28:44.900 If you have a small business and you like the show, send it to us and we'll try and help you.

01:28:48.500 Let's leave some Google reviews this week for Pizzeria Veritas.

01:28:53.340 In Cary, North Carolina.

01:28:54.780 In Cary, North Carolina.

01:28:55.960 That's our second North Carolina business.

01:28:57.540 He's a follower of the show.

01:28:59.200 I think he's a bonus land member.

01:29:00.360 He subscribes.

01:29:01.340 Yep.

01:29:01.840 And all that.

01:29:03.200 And his pizza looked good.

01:29:04.820 Also, if you want to-

01:29:05.300 Pizza looks good.

01:29:05.780 That was the first thing.

01:29:06.640 We checked their Instagram.

01:29:07.600 The pizza looks great.

01:29:08.360 Couldn't just do a pizza guy who phones it in.

01:29:10.180 Especially with the pizza caliber taste I have.

01:29:13.600 Exactly.

01:29:14.280 He's New York.

01:29:15.000 I'm Chicago.

01:29:15.640 We come from good pizza backgrounds.

01:29:17.700 But here's it.

01:29:18.640 It's Pizzeria underscore Veritas on Instagram.

01:29:22.320 So if you want to follow on Instagram and leave a Google review referencing, you know,

01:29:26.080 the ceviche pizza or whatever you guys want to do.

01:29:28.880 I don't know.

01:29:29.380 Be nice.

01:29:29.900 Be like, think of like, if you had a business, what you would want your reviews to say.

01:29:34.000 Don't just say, oh, Rob, after tennis.

01:29:36.540 Don't use a picture of some random pizza either.

01:29:38.980 Like, don't use-

01:29:39.920 Let's leave real nice reviews.

01:29:41.740 Yeah.

01:29:42.080 Pizzeria Veritas.

01:29:43.360 We don't really like Project Veritas anymore.

01:29:45.460 So this is the new Veritas for us.

01:29:47.260 Exactly.

01:29:47.640 It's good pizza.

01:29:48.240 They're friends of the show.

01:29:49.620 They love the show.

01:29:50.920 Let's go support them.

01:29:51.880 Build our little community here.

01:29:52.920 It takes two seconds to leave a nice review.

01:29:55.660 And we're going to start doing this for-

01:29:57.460 We're going to raid everybody's business.

01:29:58.960 Anybody who's got a business who watches this show, we're going to raid you.

01:30:01.940 So eventually it'll come to you.

01:30:03.440 So that link's in the description.

01:30:04.580 Leave a nice review.

01:30:05.600 And then for our outro this week, we have a new Rob song.

01:30:10.160 One of Fleckus listeners, I believe his name is Andrew, a friend of the show.

01:30:14.580 He made a Rob Ceviche song.

01:30:17.460 So we're going to leave you with that as our outro.

01:30:19.180 Thank you guys for watching.

01:30:20.640 We'll see you at the next one.

01:30:21.580 We'll see you at the next one.

01:30:51.580 We'll see you at the next one.

01:30:54.580 We'll see you at the next one.

01:30:56.580 We'll see you at the next one.

01:31:01.580 Have some fun on times in Miami

01:31:05.960 With you and me and Robbie

01:31:11.740 Then we'll be cheese and eat shake, eat shake

01:31:21.240 Play a game, a tennis game, tennis in Miami

01:31:28.080 Tennis with you and Robbie

01:31:33.700 Then we'll go down to the beach and have a ceviche

01:31:50.820 Ceviche with Rob and me at the Cabanas

01:31:57.940 Ceviche in Miami

01:32:01.560 After we play tennis, we can roll in

01:32:07.160 Ceviche with people laying loose

01:32:12.740 Ceviche with Rob and me

01:32:16.560 I hope you will come on down and see

01:32:21.180 You're loving me

01:32:25.780 In Miami

01:32:27.780 So come on down, going down, down to Miami

01:32:34.180 I hope you will come on down with Rob and me

01:32:37.800 I hope you will come on down and see

01:32:39.800 You're loving me

01:32:41.800 I hope you will come on down and see

01:32:50.420 You're loving me

Fleccas Talks Podcast - May 19, 2023

DADDY HAS A VAGINA

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