Fleccas Talks Podcast - August 22, 2025


DEMOCRATS DEFEND CHILD PREDATOR ILLEGAL DURING ARREST


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 47 minutes

Words per Minute

178.10658

Word Count

19,103

Sentence Count

2,359

Misogynist Sentences

73

Hate Speech Sentences

139


Summary

Today on the show: Republicans are crushing Democrats in voter registration, and Trump is pushing for election integrity reform which could push Democrats into a death spiral. We have the proof. Then, in Cringe of the Week, Black people think they invented Atlantis. And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we have multiple attacks on the Pizza Man. All this and more on today s episode of Flugga Socks.


Transcript

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00:00:30.000 All right, welcome back to Flugga Socks, a podcast, episode 284.
00:00:35.420 Today on the show, Republicans are crushing Democrats in voter registration
00:00:40.700 and Trump is pushing for election integrity reform,
00:00:43.760 which could push Democrats into a death spiral.
00:00:47.100 Very good.
00:00:48.100 Then the UK is toast.
00:00:49.740 We have the proof.
00:00:51.000 Then in Cringe of the Week, Black people think they invented Atlantis.
00:00:54.540 You're not going to want to miss that.
00:00:55.820 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we have multiple.
00:01:00.000 Attacks on the Pizza Man.
00:01:02.060 All this and more is Flugga Socks, a podcast, episode 284,
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00:01:11.700 Because words are just words until action actually starts.
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00:01:25.200 It's Flugga Socks, a podcast featuring Richard Graham.
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00:03:25.320 Happy Friday, everybody.
00:03:26.360 Feels good to be back.
00:03:27.440 Yeah, it does.
00:03:28.400 Another week.
00:03:29.060 Another weekend.
00:03:29.760 And summer's almost over.
00:03:31.760 Our Groundhog's Day schedule continues.
00:03:33.960 Yeah, it's pretty good.
00:03:35.100 Well, this weekend is a special weekend for one of us on the podcast.
00:03:39.840 FLECUS' birthday.
00:03:40.760 Yeah.
00:03:41.480 Austin has a birthday coming up.
00:03:43.680 A birthday boy.
00:03:44.840 Well, I can't wait.
00:03:45.640 I'm not going to be able to go to sleep.
00:03:46.960 Yeah.
00:03:47.280 Saturday night because Sunday morning I wake up and all the presents are going to be there.
00:03:51.160 Nope.
00:03:51.840 I'm very excited.
00:03:52.900 All right.
00:03:53.200 So, everyone say happy birthday, Fleckus.
00:03:55.240 And that's it.
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00:03:59.000 Yeah.
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00:04:00.540 Yeah.
00:04:01.040 Major.
00:04:01.840 And Rap Boy and I have this thing where we give each other a birthday gift.
00:04:06.340 Like, I give him a card that says happy birthday and there's $500 in it.
00:04:09.280 And he goes, oh, very generous.
00:04:10.980 And then he'll give me a card on my birthday with $500 in it.
00:04:15.400 And the birthdays are like a month and a half apart.
00:04:17.660 So, it's really just mafia guy shit who, like, gives the same gift.
00:04:20.920 Yeah.
00:04:21.260 His birthday is in June.
00:04:22.420 My birthday is in August.
00:04:24.240 So, we give the same $500 back and forth to each other and we go, oh, it's very generous.
00:04:29.320 Wow, man.
00:04:29.920 Very generous.
00:04:30.820 That's how it happens.
00:04:32.260 Yeah.
00:04:32.600 And I don't give gifts to anybody else pretty much, right?
00:04:35.000 Like, I mean, friends-wise.
00:04:36.940 You're the only one who I would do.
00:04:38.620 So, thank you, brother.
00:04:39.780 No problem.
00:04:40.160 All right.
00:04:40.460 We have a great show.
00:04:41.780 Really good script.
00:04:43.060 Really good content.
00:04:44.580 There is an Indian section, which I was told to speed round because it's getting ridiculous
00:04:49.340 with all the Indian videos.
00:04:50.880 Yeah.
00:04:51.360 Yeah.
00:04:51.700 But let's get right-
00:04:54.060 You'll see when we get there.
00:04:55.500 Why?
00:04:56.140 But let's get right into it.
00:04:57.680 Well, and then also, sometimes it's like a Pakistani family and you just throw it in the Indian
00:05:02.500 section and it's like, we haven't fact-checked this.
00:05:05.120 We haven't vetted it.
00:05:05.720 So, that's why it's a speed round.
00:05:07.200 Sometimes they're Bangladeshi.
00:05:08.700 Yeah.
00:05:08.880 People message me and like, hey, man, they're not Indian.
00:05:10.940 They're Bangladeshi.
00:05:12.340 And it's like, Bangladeshi is Indian.
00:05:15.540 Oh, it's Pakistani.
00:05:16.740 Oh, yeah.
00:05:17.680 Is it?
00:05:18.560 Pakistani?
00:05:19.120 Well, I can't Pakistan it.
00:05:20.460 So, it's going in the Indian section.
00:05:22.320 Oh, God.
00:05:22.980 All right.
00:05:23.300 Let's just get into the show.
00:05:24.320 We've already wasted enough time.
00:05:25.740 Got it.
00:05:26.080 First off, we're talking about the Democrat registration numbers since 2020.
00:05:30.340 They're not looking good for Democrats.
00:05:32.080 We have some good info here.
00:05:33.300 Yeah.
00:05:33.480 Democrats are facing a historic voter registration crisis.
00:05:36.580 Over the past four years, Republicans have surged by 4.5 million registered voters, per
00:05:41.180 the New York Times.
00:05:42.480 This isn't just a dip.
00:05:43.580 It's a potential death spiral for the Democratic Party, said analyst Michael Pruser.
00:05:48.900 I like death spiral.
00:05:50.320 I'd love to see them dead.
00:05:53.060 In a spiral.
00:05:54.140 In a spiral.
00:05:54.960 With no voters.
00:05:55.760 Yeah.
00:05:56.120 Non-violently.
00:05:57.200 And then what's the context?
00:05:59.620 It basically says the same thing, but it tracked 30 states that track voter registration
00:06:04.540 by political party.
00:06:05.600 Democrats lost ground to Republicans in every single one between the 2020 and 2024 elections,
00:06:10.860 and often by a lot.
00:06:12.340 That's what I like to hear.
00:06:13.940 Yeah.
00:06:14.400 So, and I mean, we're gearing up for 2026.
00:06:17.680 Eventually, we still have a year left.
00:06:20.320 But a year turns into six months by the time all those campaigns start.
00:06:25.420 And as long as we've been talking about the theme of cleaning up the election, mail-in ballots,
00:06:30.160 other challenges to the law.
00:06:32.760 And so, all signs point to, you know, usually the incumbent party loses in the midterms.
00:06:38.780 And I'm seeing not much enthusiasm.
00:06:42.440 The freaks on the left have been freak resist people the entire time.
00:06:47.360 But the people on the edges are not exactly warming up to it.
00:06:52.560 So, we'll see.
00:06:53.580 I mean, I'm not making any sort of bold predictions that we're going to still sweep it.
00:06:57.380 But this, plus a little gerrymandering.
00:06:59.700 Which we're getting to here.
00:07:00.860 The Texas gerrymandering worked.
00:07:02.680 Yeah.
00:07:03.020 Texas House has officially approved the 2026 congressional map, which will add five seats.
00:07:07.220 We've been talking about this, but the House voted on it.
00:07:09.500 It's passed.
00:07:10.000 And apparently, Jasmine Crockett's seat is now up for grabs.
00:07:13.380 Yes.
00:07:14.060 Which is pretty funny because now she basically has to run to president for president.
00:07:18.020 We kind of cornered her.
00:07:19.420 So, she has to run for president.
00:07:21.620 A bunch of, and we've covered how the Democratic Party, like, remember the DNC video we showed
00:07:25.960 probably months back where it was all black women giving speeches.
00:07:30.020 And they were kind of incoherent.
00:07:31.360 That one woman was singing like a slavery hymn.
00:07:33.580 Mm-hmm.
00:07:34.120 So, they're going to get pressure from those types who have slowly been rising up in the DNC.
00:07:39.320 Jasmine Crockett has nowhere to go.
00:07:41.540 She just got gerrymandered out of a spot.
00:07:43.760 So, it's a recipe for her and Pete Buttigieg linking up to create the worst ticket in history.
00:07:48.340 And imagine she's going to run for president because she can't win her congressional seat.
00:07:54.380 Sounds backards.
00:07:55.600 Are you sure you want to run that person?
00:07:56.980 Yeah.
00:07:57.160 Are you sure that's a good plan?
00:07:57.960 She can't win in Congress, but that's why she has to run for president.
00:08:01.540 Yeah.
00:08:01.960 That's like what happened to Beto O'Rourke.
00:08:03.340 True.
00:08:04.120 We have a Gavin Newsom clip, which I thought was pretty interesting.
00:08:07.600 It's on the same topic of election and election integrity.
00:08:11.680 The issue of intimidation, which you saw today, I guarantee you that's a preview in front of
00:08:19.020 voting booths and polling places all across this country.
00:08:22.600 That's where ICE will be sent to intimidate and scare people.
00:08:26.780 That's Donald Trump's America.
00:08:28.600 That is not the vision of our founding fathers.
00:08:31.240 And we need to—
00:08:31.740 Founding fathers?
00:08:33.340 Yeah.
00:08:33.660 We thought illegals would be all around the voter—the polling places.
00:08:36.600 We want the illegals to feel confident when they're going to cast their vote.
00:08:40.660 Great.
00:08:40.960 He said that.
00:08:42.780 Who would be intimidated by ICE at the voting polls?
00:08:46.440 Only an illegal immigrant.
00:08:48.240 Only an illegal immigrant.
00:08:49.700 So he kind of gave it away.
00:08:51.240 And he's been actually very active on social media and with his podcast and podcast appearances
00:08:55.800 lately.
00:08:56.220 Well, he's leading the gerrymander fight back.
00:08:59.160 And he's seizing the moment in terms of PR.
00:09:02.340 Yes.
00:09:02.800 Very true.
00:09:03.380 And we have some insight as to who's on his team.
00:09:06.800 Gavin Newsom's tweets are written by these two.
00:09:09.760 And it's a Hispanic woman and I think a gay Jewish guy.
00:09:13.660 Gay Jewish guy and a Hispanic woman with blue hair.
00:09:16.320 Yeah.
00:09:16.940 And they're writing his tweets that are copying Trump's all-caps style.
00:09:21.580 And so they need a team to copy a style and do it.
00:09:25.580 I guess the idea was the important part, having the idea.
00:09:29.020 What if we copy Trump's?
00:09:30.600 But so he still needs a team to do it.
00:09:32.360 So that's who his team is, which is very telling.
00:09:35.700 And then, like we said earlier, all this is great.
00:09:38.580 The data is in our favor.
00:09:39.880 Things are going in a good direction.
00:09:41.040 But it will only help us and actually work if there is election integrity reform with
00:09:47.040 mail-in votes and same-day voting and stuff like that.
00:09:50.160 This is a clip from the Secretary of State in Colorado.
00:09:53.860 Listen to what she says about mail-in voting.
00:09:55.680 We are in conversations with our attorneys to make sure we're defending Colorado's elections.
00:10:03.120 Look, mail ballots are secure.
00:10:04.820 They cannot be hacked because they're a piece of paper.
00:10:07.620 That is increasingly more important, as Trump has made our elections less secure since taking
00:10:12.920 office again.
00:10:14.060 He's disbanded much of the federal government's work on countering foreign disinformation and
00:10:19.240 is obviously taking cues about democracy from a dictator, Putin.
00:10:25.680 He's taking cues from Putin on what, how to win the election?
00:10:29.460 Putin would say, oh, you just mail in votes and vote them all for you.
00:10:32.560 Yeah.
00:10:32.940 So it's like the opposite.
00:10:34.160 You're taking less votes in.
00:10:35.480 And that was the same woman who accidentally leaked the passwords for the electronic voting
00:10:39.840 machines in Colorado in 2024.
00:10:41.620 Yeah, Jenna Griswold, if you guys remember that story.
00:10:44.600 And the whole thing is, oh, it can't be hacked.
00:10:47.260 You have a piece of paper that's left pinned to a mailbox or dumped in a mailbox.
00:10:53.620 Nobody sees where it began.
00:10:56.520 If someone's filling it out for someone else, it can't be hacked.
00:10:59.920 It's in a closed envelope and it gets there.
00:11:01.680 Yeah, we're talking about the whole nexus, the start of it, right?
00:11:04.840 Yeah, the whole process of it getting filled out by who knows who and then dumped off by
00:11:09.040 who knows who.
00:11:09.760 A chain of custody to a U.S. postal worker who, yeah, I guess most don't do anything,
00:11:15.580 but there's no proof of it.
00:11:17.860 And to say it's unhackable is just retarded.
00:11:20.220 Like, I could go hack one.
00:11:21.900 I would just go to jail maybe.
00:11:24.020 Yeah.
00:11:24.140 So I'm not going to do that.
00:11:25.460 But yeah, collect your senior citizens' mail-in ballot.
00:11:29.320 You request it for them and then you go to their mailbox, grab it.
00:11:32.460 Very easily done.
00:11:33.700 And that's what was done in 2020.
00:11:35.460 Yeah.
00:11:35.620 And that's why there was a huge difference in number of votes from 2020 to 2024 for Joe Biden.
00:11:40.560 And then we do have a tweet from Trump about election integrity as well.
00:11:45.660 Can you give that a read?
00:11:46.920 Well, this is not from Trump.
00:11:48.560 Oh, yeah.
00:11:49.040 Read this one first.
00:11:49.880 Yeah.
00:11:49.980 Well, there was a big win for election integrity.
00:11:52.620 The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals grants motion in RNC case ruling that election day is one day
00:11:58.340 and ballots arriving after must not be counted under federal law.
00:12:02.080 So that's a big win.
00:12:03.200 And then Trump said, end mail-in voting and go to paper ballots.
00:12:06.960 A hundred additional seats will go to Republicans.
00:12:09.480 Republicans might be hyperbole.
00:12:11.580 That's not.
00:12:12.220 A hundred seats.
00:12:13.480 That's all of them, right?
00:12:14.560 That's a lot.
00:12:15.320 Yeah.
00:12:15.740 So that's what we need more than anything.
00:12:18.160 And that's a reason to kind of stay white-pilled too.
00:12:20.700 Yeah, exactly.
00:12:21.600 And we'll see.
00:12:22.480 I mean, a lot of this stuff gets challenged and knocked down, but it seems like we're winning.
00:12:27.280 And then if they're bringing up Vladimir Putin on their press conferences, I don't think
00:12:33.000 they have a strong case.
00:12:34.380 They're against the ropes.
00:12:35.080 Yeah.
00:12:35.220 They're fucking in a corner like I'm taking body shots.
00:12:37.780 Putin.
00:12:38.180 I said Putin.
00:12:38.780 Putin.
00:12:39.240 It was Putin.
00:12:40.660 All right.
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00:14:27.340 Well, I don't know.
00:14:28.920 Some people we were already paying to have jobs, we sent them in there.
00:14:33.100 Yeah, the police who usually catch the criminals and let them go, they just catch them this
00:14:37.960 time.
00:14:38.400 Yeah, we changed one tiny thing.
00:14:40.540 Wow.
00:14:41.000 And they go, wow, we gotta write that down.
00:14:43.060 Oh my God.
00:14:43.540 And then there is a cool hotline or reward system where if you report a crime and it leads
00:14:49.660 to an arrest, you get $500.
00:14:51.400 Yeah, the U.S. Marshals announce a $500 reward for tips that lead to an arrest in Washington,
00:14:56.140 D.C.
00:14:56.820 Time to snitch on these mofuckers.
00:14:58.300 Get that bread.
00:14:59.180 Yeah.
00:14:59.540 Scan the QR code and get that paper.
00:15:02.160 That would be sick.
00:15:03.060 Hey.
00:15:03.320 They might turn each other in.
00:15:04.940 Some of these urban youths go, Lil Ray Ray shot somebody last week and he told me about
00:15:08.920 it.
00:15:09.440 $500 is a lot to him.
00:15:11.060 Or you just go on the street and find people doing fentanyl and take a picture and go,
00:15:15.180 $500, $500, $500.
00:15:17.900 You know, it's actually funny.
00:15:19.320 There's like stupid laws that have bounty programs like that.
00:15:23.700 There's a law in New York City about idling, a truck idling outside.
00:15:28.240 And there's people who just go around doing it all day.
00:15:30.240 And some of them, I think one guy said he makes six figures doing it.
00:15:33.360 He's just a professor.
00:15:34.440 Guy makes $200,000 doing it.
00:15:35.760 He rides his bike and he just reports the trucks all day.
00:15:38.440 So if you live in D.C. right now is the time.
00:15:40.660 The getting is good right now.
00:15:41.820 You're not going to make this high of bounties forever.
00:15:44.380 But, you know, imagine you get six people arrested.
00:15:47.520 Pay your rent.
00:15:47.980 But I'm like tempted to take a trip.
00:15:50.220 I know.
00:15:50.660 It's not even hard.
00:15:52.120 And you just report suspicious people.
00:15:53.940 They go, that guy looked like he was up to something.
00:15:55.600 And then they go find a Glock with a switch and go, yeah, you were right.
00:15:58.040 $500.
00:15:58.640 Those three guys were a speaky spanny.
00:16:02.300 Speaky spanny.
00:16:03.160 And I don't like that.
00:16:04.220 No speaky spanny.
00:16:05.320 Yeah.
00:16:05.920 All right.
00:16:06.480 And then before we move on to our little Ukraine update, I am hearing rumors that
00:16:11.500 Kash Patel and Dan Bongino are both going to be out at the FBI.
00:16:15.400 I heard Dan Bongino's packing up his desk.
00:16:18.940 Yeah.
00:16:20.480 Reliable source.
00:16:21.580 Yeah.
00:16:21.940 Yeah.
00:16:22.280 Yeah.
00:16:22.940 So I think we'll probably hear his side when he returns to his life as a podcaster.
00:16:27.740 Yeah.
00:16:28.360 That'll be good content.
00:16:29.600 That'll be very good content.
00:16:31.160 And you tried.
00:16:31.960 If you tried and you can't do it, there's no point in continuing to be a henchman for
00:16:36.720 something you can't do that matches your morals, right?
00:16:40.380 That's a good point.
00:16:40.880 So I'm excited to hear the side of it.
00:16:43.000 And it's more fun to be a podcaster.
00:16:45.100 It's really easy, actually.
00:16:45.980 You have to wear a suit to FBI?
00:16:47.980 Yeah.
00:16:48.620 Oh, hey.
00:16:49.660 Sexual harassment training?
00:16:51.220 Oh, yeah.
00:16:51.800 I got to go on the computer at FBI.
00:16:54.020 I got a training module.
00:16:56.120 It's cool.
00:16:56.600 You get a gun and a badge, though.
00:16:58.260 But we can buy guns.
00:16:59.260 I already have guns.
00:17:00.160 And I can get a fake badge.
00:17:01.840 I already have a badge.
00:17:03.460 Yeah.
00:17:03.960 You can't say that.
00:17:05.160 You know what I mean.
00:17:06.040 You can't say that.
00:17:06.300 You know what I mean.
00:17:06.800 You're impersonating an officer.
00:17:07.980 No, I'm not.
00:17:09.080 It was a gift.
00:17:09.840 It's expired.
00:17:10.900 All right.
00:17:11.480 Ukraine update.
00:17:12.960 Apparently, the Russians hacked some Ukraine database.
00:17:15.500 And we found out, like, how many people are missing or dead from the people in the military.
00:17:20.920 Yeah.
00:17:21.040 The hacked digital records indicate that over three years, the Ukrainian military lost 1.721 million
00:17:28.360 personnel with annual breakdowns as follows.
00:17:32.040 118,000 in 2022.
00:17:33.960 That was when it started.
00:17:35.280 And I think they started in the winter, right?
00:17:36.980 So it was late in the year.
00:17:38.060 400,000 in 2023, almost 600,000 in 2024, and then 621,000 in 2025.
00:17:44.600 Losing a lot still.
00:17:46.000 Yeah.
00:17:46.340 Higher numbers than we even expected, I think.
00:17:48.980 We were reporting about, like, 500,000, like, a year or so ago.
00:17:52.920 Yeah.
00:17:53.800 Deaths.
00:17:54.240 So this is people going AWOL, too, which means it's more.
00:17:57.360 But...
00:17:57.680 And it's a hack.
00:17:58.460 So take it with, I guess, a grain of salt.
00:18:00.100 But I don't know if they get this one that wrong.
00:18:03.840 Yeah.
00:18:04.440 They wiped out multiple generations of Ukrainians on purpose.
00:18:08.420 And they're going to probably make a deal they could have made before the war even started.
00:18:12.700 Well, yeah.
00:18:13.060 That's what I'm saying, is if you did this in mid-2023, you would have gotten away with, what, 300,000 dead?
00:18:19.040 And instead, you're at 1.7 because Joe Biden kept propping you up.
00:18:23.040 The international community kept teasing you along.
00:18:25.140 Maybe you can join NATO, like a hot chick leading you on because you buy your gifts.
00:18:30.880 Maybe you can defeat the Russian army.
00:18:33.000 Yeah.
00:18:33.560 In the winter.
00:18:34.460 Yeah.
00:18:35.020 Maybe.
00:18:35.500 That doesn't sound right.
00:18:36.240 Keep trying.
00:18:37.140 Yeah.
00:18:37.400 So it's sad to see.
00:18:38.640 And I don't want to, like, be too flippant about it.
00:18:40.580 Like, these people, families, men, good people lost their lives in a war machine.
00:18:46.360 And, like, obviously, Putin's at fault in doing that.
00:18:49.600 But it's just so ugly.
00:18:51.620 And to let that go for so long.
00:18:53.420 Oh, I'm going to stand up to a nuclear power who has a great ground game.
00:18:57.360 They never had a chance.
00:18:58.480 Everyone hates Zelensky.
00:18:59.640 He's probably going to flee to Dubai with the money he stole.
00:19:04.480 Yeah.
00:19:04.920 What's his long-term plan?
00:19:06.300 I don't see him.
00:19:07.760 I think he flees to a Middle Eastern country with a bunch of stolen money.
00:19:11.340 And then I think the long, long-term plan is Israelis move to Ukraine to replace the population.
00:19:19.040 And maybe that happens after the nuke goes off.
00:19:21.860 All right.
00:19:23.240 Keep the – hey, put that in – bookmark that one.
00:19:26.060 You can't.
00:19:26.980 And then we have a clip here.
00:19:29.460 I guess these are some, like, Ukrainian migrant types.
00:19:32.500 But they're stealing the flowers off the grave sites.
00:19:35.880 Isn't that bad?
00:19:37.360 Everyone's got a migrant problem.
00:19:38.820 And they're selling them or what?
00:19:40.260 Or they just have the coolest garden you've ever seen?
00:19:42.180 They're probably selling them.
00:19:43.720 Very scummy.
00:19:44.780 Very, very scummy.
00:19:45.900 And what we were saying about Zelensky just before we move on, like, imagine an entire era of your population has, like, aggrieved brothers and an aggrieved father, someone who hates you completely.
00:19:59.920 I don't think he can stay there almost.
00:20:02.020 He can, and that's why they've been postponing the elections because you can't have an election during the war.
00:20:06.980 He would get blown out in an election.
00:20:09.240 They are going to be coming for Zelensky at some point.
00:20:12.540 Heard it here first.
00:20:13.400 All right.
00:20:14.360 Before we get into our migrant section, we have an interesting story here about the status of the school system in America and what we're prioritizing.
00:20:22.400 It's a little bit of reading, but Richard can handle it.
00:20:25.060 We're just going to sum it up.
00:20:25.920 It mostly comes from someone's Substack article about it.
00:20:28.940 And Rob Henderson tweeted it, and he said,
00:20:31.460 To remain competitive worldwide, the important thing is to nurture our geniuses.
00:20:37.100 America now spends more than 10 times as much on special education for the low IQ students as it spends on special education for gifted students.
00:20:46.520 So that's the sum up.
00:20:48.580 I'm not going to even do too much reading, but that's the thing.
00:20:52.100 This guy's claim in the Substack says America spends 10 times more on special education than it does on special education for gifted students.
00:21:01.380 And special education and not being mean, well, you know?
00:21:06.100 Yeah.
00:21:06.400 What are you even going to, like, what are you going to learn?
00:21:09.640 Getting someone ready to be a bus, like a stop sign holder or something on the construction site, or getting someone ready to be a crosswalk guard.
00:21:17.560 Or a grocery store bagger.
00:21:18.900 Yeah, and so I think we've long been complaining about the show.
00:21:22.760 The reason we brought this up is because we've been complaining about the show about, like, a public school district in Seattle gets rid of its honors program because it's only Asians and whites in there.
00:21:33.120 And so there's that backwards little DEI thing that's, like, cutting all these programs.
00:21:37.540 And then we have unlimited English as a second language budget, like, an autistic kid who it's not their fault, but they get, like, a helper assigned to them to take them throughout the day.
00:21:47.420 And the class is, like, 20 kids, five autistic kids, five aides, one teacher.
00:21:53.260 Yeah.
00:21:53.520 And then they're going, hey, we can't really do an honors or a gifted program for the smart kids because there's a fucking zoo in here.
00:21:59.860 We spend $30,000 per student for some Baltimore schools where the kids can't even read.
00:22:05.040 And, you know, we've gotten to a point where we've gotten so out of whack that we just need to call it out.
00:22:10.840 And, like, if you're a healthy society, would it make sense to nurture and spend and give resources to the smart kids who are going to, like, maybe change the world?
00:22:19.360 And do everything.
00:22:20.300 Yeah.
00:22:20.680 So we just wanted to call that out.
00:22:22.700 And then we have this Wayne Burkett tweet here, which is kind of like a viral tweet that he always applies to a lot of situations.
00:22:29.860 But he said,
00:22:59.860 I don't like it.
00:23:01.360 So special education and all that, that's not necessarily the bottom quintile.
00:23:06.420 He's talking about, like, low IQ, dumb, impulsive, the people who end up becoming the criminals, a lot of the types that we cover in Urban Decay.
00:23:14.380 But so we're talking about this because we're spending so much money on them.
00:23:20.300 We're not supporting our smart kids in America.
00:23:23.320 And then who are the people who we've been importing into America?
00:23:28.540 Somalis.
00:23:29.700 Don't even get me started.
00:23:31.140 Low IQ people who just get across the border by any means necessary, who are fleeing from something that they made up maybe.
00:23:37.700 Yeah.
00:23:38.000 And so the point is we're spending a lot of money on these people.
00:23:42.100 They're ruining our lives in a lot of ways and in a lot of spaces.
00:23:46.140 And that's who's coming here.
00:23:48.240 And so it's kind of a segue into the migrant section a little bit.
00:23:51.500 To segue into the migrant section, before we get into the migrant section, also I saw a thing that 23% of Gen Z was aborted.
00:23:58.720 So then who do we replace that 23% of the population with?
00:24:03.380 Somalis.
00:24:04.060 Middle-aged Somali men.
00:24:05.760 Bottom quintile people.
00:24:07.260 Yeah.
00:24:07.720 All right.
00:24:08.120 Speaking of bottom quintile people, let's get into our migrant section.
00:24:11.620 All right.
00:24:12.120 First, we have some migrants washing meat in the street out of a fire hydrant.
00:24:16.820 You can take the Dominican out of Dominican Republic, but you can't take the Dominican.
00:24:20.800 So they're Dominican, apparently.
00:24:23.900 They got a big bucket of chicken.
00:24:26.120 Maybe.
00:24:26.840 Maybe it's guinea pig.
00:24:28.060 Yeah.
00:24:28.500 At least they're cleaning it.
00:24:29.620 Yeah.
00:24:30.020 They're cleaning it with the old.
00:24:31.640 And, you know, fire hose water is notoriously like pent up with those pipes, right?
00:24:36.600 It's like got sediment in it.
00:24:38.000 Like it never moves.
00:24:39.080 There's not flowing water through it.
00:24:40.740 So it's even more disgusting.
00:24:42.420 It's like a stupid thing to clean with.
00:24:43.900 Yeah.
00:24:44.640 And then we have a stat here about visas.
00:24:47.260 Can you read that, please?
00:24:48.020 Yeah.
00:24:48.620 This kind of just came out from the Trump administration.
00:24:51.940 It says,
00:24:52.180 breaking all 55 million visa holders in the U.S. are being reviewed for deportable violations.
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00:26:30.940 55 million visa holders.
00:26:33.040 And I think this obviously is good that we're looking at these people who got the visas.
00:26:39.600 But I think the main point of doing this was to shock people, to say, hey, they've kind of been hiding this number.
00:26:47.020 This number was available all through the Biden term, but it feels almost like Trump admin just released it just to get a reaction from people and go,
00:26:54.820 hey, you know how many illegals there are?
00:26:57.600 There's 55 million visa holders on top of those.
00:27:00.280 55 million visa holders.
00:27:02.180 Does that count kids?
00:27:04.040 Yeah, because they would be on some type of visa under their parents.
00:27:06.200 So 55 million visa holders and 50 million illegals.
00:27:09.060 It's 100 million people.
00:27:10.260 We live in a country of 300 million people.
00:27:13.180 Does that mean there's 400 million people here or 300 and then one third is illegals?
00:27:16.900 Yeah, well, I'm not going to get into it too much because obviously we think we know the illegals number is higher.
00:27:23.440 And the kind of consensus number that they've told us for illegals basically hasn't changed since like 1996.
00:27:28.660 15 million.
00:27:29.380 Yeah, that's 15 million, 14 maybe.
00:27:31.280 I don't know.
00:27:32.780 But the 55 million, I think it was meant to be a shock value because it is.
00:27:37.300 It's shocking.
00:27:38.260 So that's 60 million-ish or that's 55 million right there.
00:27:43.860 Plus what are we calling the number of illegals here?
00:27:45.940 25, 20?
00:27:47.580 50.
00:27:49.220 Illegals?
00:27:49.820 Yeah, I know.
00:27:50.720 50, 50.
00:27:51.400 I know.
00:27:52.740 I'm hesitant to call that.
00:27:54.240 But yeah, that's like one in four, between one in four and one in five if we're not using the full 50 number.
00:27:59.460 Yeah.
00:27:59.960 And so we have this old chart that we showed once on the podcast about the foreign-born population in America.
00:28:07.620 And the red two bars in 2030 and 2040 were assuming growth under Biden continues.
00:28:13.740 And so 2024, we hit a high of 15.6% foreign-born population.
00:28:20.180 And so 2024 was kind of the most consequential election there's ever been, pretty much.
00:28:27.000 And I think that visa number probably grew like an insane amount under Joe Biden.
00:28:33.120 Yeah.
00:28:33.480 Because this chart kind of shows that.
00:28:36.060 Makes you mad.
00:28:37.840 Makes you want to deport every single illegal that there is because there's so many legals that one in five people is just an Indian guy in Houston or a Mexican guy in Florida.
00:28:50.560 And what happened to our country?
00:28:53.700 And then, oh, yeah.
00:28:54.560 Oh, by the way, the housing market's crazy.
00:28:56.520 That's unrelated, though.
00:28:58.380 55 million?
00:28:59.660 And then like one in five people is illegal?
00:29:02.620 Or a migrant.
00:29:03.580 Some sort of migrant.
00:29:04.520 Foreign.
00:29:04.900 Just call it foreign.
00:29:05.460 So one in five people is foreign.
00:29:07.260 And they all have varying levels of assimilation.
00:29:10.160 Some don't fucking try at all.
00:29:11.580 Some are like, I like baseball.
00:29:12.880 You ever see a Chinese guy wear a USA cap?
00:29:14.880 Yeah.
00:29:15.300 He likes it.
00:29:16.100 He likes it.
00:29:16.660 I've seen it.
00:29:17.560 But if one in five people is some sort of migrant and then say two in five people is a baby.
00:29:23.760 Yeah.
00:29:24.440 And then one in five people is an old man.
00:29:26.980 Or maybe the other way around.
00:29:28.160 Two old, one baby.
00:29:29.680 Then it's me and one other guy.
00:29:31.640 I know.
00:29:32.200 It's you and a migrant.
00:29:33.280 You're fighting.
00:29:33.680 It's me, a migrant, and one other guy.
00:29:35.860 And an old guy and a baby.
00:29:36.600 And then it's a baby and an old guy who I don't really interact with.
00:29:39.280 I know.
00:29:39.740 So everyone's a migrant.
00:29:41.160 I know.
00:29:41.780 What the fuck happened?
00:29:42.680 And then the migrants are obviously getting deported, which is great.
00:29:46.400 These people in D.C., the ICE agents here are deporting somebody.
00:29:51.060 And then the leftists get mad about it.
00:29:53.240 But wait until you hear what this guy's getting deported for.
00:29:56.540 So here he is.
00:29:57.800 Normal stop.
00:29:59.440 Everything okay, officer?
00:30:00.980 Regular guy.
00:30:01.840 I don't think so.
00:30:05.020 So why don't you stand over here?
00:30:07.160 You're surrounded completely.
00:30:09.220 Oh, he tries to go.
00:30:11.360 He keeps yelling, yo no tengo nada, which means I don't have anything.
00:30:25.840 But yeah, they rounded up an illegal.
00:30:27.660 And that was a big like, holy shit, masked ICE agents are tackling people.
00:30:31.620 Poor guy.
00:30:32.620 And people are defending the illegal automatically.
00:30:35.380 They're just against ICE because ICE is bad and the illegal is good because he's brown.
00:30:39.560 And we have a list of what he did.
00:30:40.900 Yeah, he's from Mexico, had his final order of removal, entered the U.S. illegally three times.
00:30:47.920 He was arrested in Fairfax County on January 30th, 2024, where he was charged with aggravated sexual battery against a minor under 13, felony indecent liberties, proposed sex acts.
00:31:00.460 And he was out on the street.
00:31:02.220 Driving around.
00:31:03.480 And he is, no, no tengo mucho.
00:31:05.600 No tengo nada.
00:31:06.440 So, you know.
00:31:08.300 And people defend him.
00:31:09.260 Yeah, you pull a random guy and then the optics.
00:31:11.600 This is the thing that I keep saying.
00:31:14.020 The optics and then the reality.
00:31:16.800 The optics are, oh my God, that guy, he could be anybody.
00:31:19.920 It could be you even.
00:31:21.560 And then the reality is, the guy's a fucking pedophile.
00:31:24.920 So bad.
00:31:25.660 So that's who's here and 55 million regular guys on visas, plus you got 20 million of those guys.
00:31:34.360 Everyone's got to go.
00:31:35.520 Yeah.
00:31:35.700 We have another example here of a similar type of person, but he's Somali.
00:31:39.920 Yeah, this was a Tennessee man.
00:31:43.380 DHS confirms the Tennessee man who raped a homeless woman to death in front of a church is from Somalia.
00:31:49.780 And his name is Mohamed Mohamed.
00:31:51.460 There's his picture.
00:31:52.500 And his name is Mohamed Mohamed.
00:31:54.540 And every single article says Tennessee man, Nashville man, Tennessee man, Tennessee man.
00:32:01.000 Like, Tennessee's a red state.
00:32:03.960 Mohamed Mohamed's there, raping someone to death?
00:32:07.020 Mohamed Mohamed.
00:32:07.940 It's not even hard.
00:32:10.060 We really need to crack down.
00:32:11.820 I don't even know the themes of this.
00:32:14.480 It's like our migrant section has become almost like we're not even halfway through the first quarter is basically what the way I view it.
00:32:24.500 Yeah.
00:32:24.800 Like, we need to step on the gas harder than ever.
00:32:27.200 These numbers are crazy.
00:32:29.080 Legal immigration is crazy.
00:32:30.700 We don't even know who's here.
00:32:32.860 Mohamed Mohamed, he can go.
00:32:35.560 He can go.
00:32:36.220 Yeah, he can go.
00:32:37.440 He can really go.
00:32:38.900 And then with these migrants comes weird diseases that the first world hasn't seen in, like, thousands of years.
00:32:46.000 California resident has tested positive for the bubonic plague.
00:32:50.260 California resident.
00:32:51.340 The plague.
00:32:53.240 California resident.
00:32:54.500 California resident.
00:32:55.840 Think about it.
00:32:56.480 So Nashville man is Mohamed Mohamed.
00:32:58.460 And California resident with the bubonic plague is who?
00:33:02.420 Sanjik Patar.
00:33:03.580 Boom, boom, boom.
00:33:04.360 I was going to say Gonzalez.
00:33:06.220 Yeah, probably.
00:33:07.360 Maybe.
00:33:07.600 Who knows?
00:33:08.140 And if you guys have the plague, these actually, who has rats?
00:33:11.820 Like, uh, Indian.
00:33:13.580 Yeah.
00:33:14.980 You can't help yourself.
00:33:16.280 All right.
00:33:16.540 All right.
00:33:17.400 And then if you guys think we're exaggerating, which you don't, you know, we're keeping it 100.
00:33:22.200 Are we making stuff up?
00:33:23.940 Here's what going to high school in Minnesota looks like.
00:33:27.460 There's so many Somalians in this bitch.
00:33:30.420 God.
00:33:31.420 Any place you walk.
00:33:32.340 Everyone's Somali.
00:33:35.080 How can you tell?
00:33:36.420 Yeah.
00:33:36.960 Everyone's Somali.
00:33:37.660 Your giant boba's skull and visible features.
00:33:40.920 So everyone's Somali.
00:33:42.300 And then I saw this tweet that kind of summed up how I feel about this whole situation.
00:33:46.420 We've talked about this before.
00:33:47.940 The, like, Zoomers don't know the world before they were born thing.
00:33:52.380 And this guy, Hey Wild Rich, I think this guy's a show watcher.
00:33:55.640 He said, if you have lived in the USA for a while, you can remember the 90s.
00:33:59.500 You remember when it was first world.
00:34:01.340 It's now a second world country to us, which is a huge downgrade.
00:34:05.540 To all the third worlders, it's a huge upgrade.
00:34:08.520 We cannot forget this.
00:34:09.660 It means nothing to them.
00:34:11.300 And then the little.
00:34:12.320 So that's the point.
00:34:13.100 So we're witnessing a decline, but they go, this is fucking great.
00:34:15.780 The roads, the sewage, everything's all maintained.
00:34:18.220 They give me all this free stuff.
00:34:19.500 I live in a hotel.
00:34:20.420 Yeah.
00:34:20.960 So.
00:34:21.440 And then the Zoomers, they were born into it.
00:34:24.420 So they kind of just like, oh, this is what America is.
00:34:26.320 This is what my life is.
00:34:27.080 And then the boomers kind of gave it away.
00:34:28.920 And they're going on a cruise somewhere and trading houses for millions of dollars.
00:34:32.800 Or they're in a gated community.
00:34:34.100 They don't see it.
00:34:35.120 And they go, oh.
00:34:35.940 Which is fine.
00:34:36.640 Good for you.
00:34:37.280 We're a melting pot.
00:34:38.580 Yeah.
00:34:38.780 Everyone just wants a better life.
00:34:40.860 Not good.
00:34:41.580 We got fucked.
00:34:42.920 So there's this weird age group of people, like older and mid-millennials and above,
00:34:47.600 who kind of saw the whole decline.
00:34:50.040 Went to an elementary school that was 95% white.
00:34:54.420 You.
00:34:55.340 Remember?
00:34:55.800 The one black kid?
00:34:56.820 The one Indian girl?
00:34:57.760 The one kid with the turban?
00:34:59.020 Yeah.
00:34:59.760 Exactly.
00:35:01.000 Now the Somali, now the Minnesota high school is all Somali.
00:35:03.640 I liked them.
00:35:04.680 It was a mirror.
00:35:05.480 I know.
00:35:06.220 And I used to hang out with them.
00:35:07.340 That's the whole point.
00:35:08.440 You have one or two.
00:35:10.180 It's like, okay, fine.
00:35:11.980 But they reach that critical mass and then it becomes, the country becomes something else.
00:35:16.480 Very, very disrespectful.
00:35:18.620 Yeah.
00:35:18.740 So we have an update from the Indian trucker.
00:35:22.140 We're getting into our Indian section a little bit.
00:35:25.360 All right.
00:35:25.600 So the Indian trucker, you guys know this.
00:35:27.580 He failed all the tests.
00:35:29.260 Two out of 12 verbal questions he got right.
00:35:31.800 One out of four traffic sign questions he got right as well.
00:35:34.560 So he can't speak English.
00:35:35.840 He doesn't know traffic signs.
00:35:37.560 He's just an Indian guy who got a CDL.
00:35:40.180 Yeah.
00:35:40.300 So they administered an English language proficiency assessment to him and he just got worse than an F.
00:35:45.860 Yeah.
00:35:46.200 Worse than an F, killed three people.
00:35:47.900 And we have some insight here.
00:35:49.480 Someone commented on the video, our last episode, and they said something that was pretty insightful.
00:35:54.940 Yeah.
00:35:55.380 About the truck driver.
00:35:56.480 It said, it's worse than you think.
00:35:57.820 My brother got his CDL in like 2013.
00:36:01.260 And even then there were Somalis taking the road test that were on their ninth and 10th attempt.
00:36:06.600 It's not a cheap test either.
00:36:08.140 And there were government programs for them to take the test each time.
00:36:12.800 The testing company was happy to have them continuously retake the test because it was more money for them.
00:36:17.200 And the government sponsored it to, I don't know, get more Somalis on the road.
00:36:21.340 Important for our national security.
00:36:23.620 And they can't pass.
00:36:25.160 So it takes nine or 10 times.
00:36:26.540 It's like, oh, keep trying.
00:36:27.680 We need you out there even though you can't be out there because you can't pass the test.
00:36:31.980 Yeah.
00:36:32.540 And then this next guy on Twitter, Vali, he made a good point about this as well.
00:36:37.120 He said also on the topic of Indian truck driver, it's been studied that below a certain threshold of IQ, people have zero emotional intelligence and an inability to think conceptually like how would you feel in their shoes?
00:36:49.160 Completely different types of humans.
00:36:50.680 And that's what it looked like when he crashed and killed the people.
00:36:53.180 He was kind of just standing there.
00:36:54.400 And we've brought that up before, mostly in like ruthless execution style murders and urban decay.
00:37:00.800 Like they don't even think.
00:37:02.300 They just go, all right, I got the money.
00:37:04.420 Boom.
00:37:05.360 Execute him still.
00:37:06.460 Yeah.
00:37:06.540 So that same like low IQ inability to think or feel or be empathetic, that's why you saw no reaction when the family of three or whatever got killed in a split second.
00:37:17.540 Very true.
00:37:18.680 And then I found this online.
00:37:21.140 It's about CDL jobs and how they're giving them away.
00:37:24.320 We are going to play it at 1.5 speed.
00:37:26.620 So it might be a little fast, but please keep up.
00:37:28.620 I recently went undercover posing as a non-domicile, non-English speaking driver with zero experience to see just how easy and quick it would be to obtain a truck driving job in America.
00:37:36.000 Now, the first thing I did is I went and I created a fake Facebook account and then I typed in trucking jobs.
00:37:39.300 And there's tons of Facebook groups just like the one right there that pop up.
00:37:41.580 You join the groups and right out of the gate, there's hundreds of posts like this right here.
00:37:44.260 As-salamu alaykum, need Amazon drivers.
00:37:45.800 Now, these Facebook groups are very, I guess you could say, utilitarian because not only can you find these obscure non-domicile jobs,
00:37:49.980 but you can also browse for active MC numbers with Amazon accounts already attached to them so that you can just buy the MC number from somebody else,
00:37:55.640 duct tape it to the side of your truck, and you're good to go.
00:37:57.080 There's a whole black market on these Facebook groups selling MC numbers with active accounts.
00:38:00.140 So have you screwed your MC number up?
00:38:01.140 Has a driver went out and killed somebody under your MC number?
00:38:02.840 That's okay.
00:38:03.320 Just get on this Facebook group and you can buy another one, print it off, and duct tape it to your door, and then show up at Amazon, and you can still haul their freight for them.
00:38:07.880 Perhaps even you're looking to sell an MC number with an active Amazon account.
00:38:10.280 You can do that also.
00:38:11.020 Now, moving forward with the process, we're about five minutes in now.
00:38:12.820 I reached out via text message to this phone number right here.
00:38:14.500 I simply said, are you still hiring for Amazon driver?
00:38:16.000 A short time later, I got a phone call, and that phone call was a guy who I personally could barely understand.
00:38:19.480 I was trying to emulate an accent the best that I could to remain cloaked.
00:38:22.100 And the very first question they asked, which was the deciding factor if they would hire me, was, where are you from originally?
00:38:26.440 I couldn't say I was from America, so I lied, and I said that I was from India.
00:38:28.920 They then took my information, and I got a phone call back shortly thereafter, and it was a three-minute phone call with the guy who was sort of the head honcho over the entire operation,
00:38:34.220 who told me it was totally okay that I don't have experience.
00:38:35.940 That's not going to be an issue at all.
00:38:36.880 And that they would be happy to put me behind the wheel of a truck, regardless of circumstances.
00:38:39.320 But just wait.
00:38:39.980 They actually informed me that they don't just do Amazon.
00:38:41.440 They also do FedEx and USPS.
00:38:42.500 They contract for those as well.
00:38:43.240 Now, if you're a truck driver or if you travel the interstates often, you guys know that Amazon, FedEx, and USPS is sort of the trifecta of misery that we all see,
00:38:49.680 being at the scene of each one of these massive wrecks where there's multiple people losing their lives when a non-domicile driver crashes into somebody.
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00:39:55.580 So they're just-
00:39:55.980 There are some circumstances.
00:39:57.480 As long as you're from India.
00:39:58.840 So they're selling the MC numbers, which is obviously illegal, and they're putting civilians behind these giant trucks.
00:40:05.700 Yeah.
00:40:06.600 Pretty crazy.
00:40:07.660 It's-
00:40:08.440 We're barely even scratching the surface of what kind of scammy industry it's become.
00:40:14.340 And then the industry can be fine, like where American companies are still doing the right thing and doing X, Y, Z, all appropriate.
00:40:22.220 But as long as a certain percentage of the industry becomes scammy, criminal, underworld shit-
00:40:27.860 Indians helping India.
00:40:29.020 Then it's ruined.
00:40:29.840 It's completely ruined.
00:40:30.740 So everything else is like regulated, and you have to follow the rules and take your license tests and do all these updates.
00:40:36.900 But then this little Indian pocket is just going to hire more Indians, put them in trucks, and just move the numbers around.
00:40:43.300 Here, take this MC number, put it on your truck.
00:40:44.940 You're good.
00:40:45.500 Bottom quintile stuff.
00:40:46.980 And stuff that would be totally acceptable in India because you eventually get caught, and you got to bribe the right guy.
00:40:51.820 And you go, oops.
00:40:52.700 Oops.
00:40:52.980 I didn't know you could not do that.
00:40:54.920 Good, sir.
00:40:55.740 All right.
00:40:56.020 So let me cook a little bit on this Indian speed round.
00:40:58.920 First, Indian people don't have civic sense.
00:41:02.240 When will Indians understand civic sense?
00:41:05.680 The answer is they won't.
00:41:08.480 They won't because civic sense cannot exist where empathy doesn't.
00:41:13.740 A person with empathy won't throw trash on the road because they know someone else will have to clean it up.
00:41:21.840 They won't leave a table dirty at a restaurant because they'd never want someone else cleaning the mess they made.
00:41:28.500 They won't blast loud music even at home because they care that their neighbors might be disturbed.
00:41:35.020 They won't spit out of a moving bus because that might hit a passerby or stain a wall that someone works so hard to paint.
00:41:41.980 You see, a lot of Indians won't even clean up their own plates at home or pick up their own dirty socks off the floor.
00:41:50.000 They grow up without empathy for their own people.
00:41:54.580 And it is so normal.
00:41:55.060 Kind of gives a little insight.
00:41:56.200 Yeah.
00:41:56.600 And that makes sense.
00:41:57.440 And obviously it's not every Indian person.
00:41:59.440 But when you're talking about like one point something billion people and the whole continent kind of like smells like shit.
00:42:04.500 Yeah, when you get to – we obviously say that it's not every Indian person and there are great Indian people and all of that.
00:42:12.540 But there's trash in the river.
00:42:15.300 And so there's enough where the river is full of trash.
00:42:17.940 Yeah.
00:42:18.220 And it's floating with poop.
00:42:20.120 It's completely poop water.
00:42:22.140 So there's enough where it's poop water.
00:42:24.520 So whether or not that's a certain bottom percent or not who's doing it.
00:42:28.240 Their bottom quintile is like the bottom 75%.
00:42:31.080 That's of earth maybe.
00:42:32.820 They're the bottom quintile of earth.
00:42:34.520 I mean you have beautiful rivers.
00:42:36.000 Like in India as a country, it's like they have tigers, jungle, like snake.
00:42:39.960 Taj Mahal.
00:42:40.880 Yeah.
00:42:41.260 Well, apparently the Taj Mahal, if you take like non-Instagram angles, it's like sewage right over there and some shit like that.
00:42:49.300 I bet.
00:42:49.780 Off camera.
00:42:50.260 All right.
00:42:50.400 We have another clip here.
00:42:51.400 We can't get too bogged down in the Indian section.
00:42:53.320 But this lady explains why she litters.
00:42:57.180 I will throw garbage on the road.
00:42:59.260 I pay my taxes.
00:43:00.120 The government has hired sanitation workers.
00:43:02.480 They should do their job.
00:43:03.780 If the road is dirty, it's not my fault.
00:43:06.160 It is the sanitation worker and the government who's not cleaning it 24-7.
00:43:11.480 It's not just a morning 7 o'clock time that you send in sanitation workers to clean the road.
00:43:17.380 I will dirty it anytime.
00:43:19.580 Okay.
00:43:20.260 I will dirty it anytime.
00:43:21.540 So she throws trash on the road because there's people who clean it up.
00:43:25.860 Yeah.
00:43:26.300 And they don't do a good job.
00:43:27.780 Then she keeps throwing the trash.
00:43:29.000 But they should.
00:43:29.860 They should be cleaning it up.
00:43:31.540 Yeah.
00:43:31.960 So she throws trash.
00:43:33.120 Morally, she's making the moral argument for it.
00:43:35.960 Pretty good.
00:43:36.580 Yeah.
00:43:36.960 All right.
00:43:37.220 Next, this guy married his cousin, but it's not his cousin anymore.
00:43:39.860 It's actually his wife now.
00:43:41.280 Can you tell me how did you first meet?
00:43:43.900 She was my cousin.
00:43:45.260 She was?
00:43:45.680 She's your cousin?
00:43:46.620 He was.
00:43:47.320 She was?
00:43:47.900 No, she's my wife.
00:43:49.280 Okay, she's your wife?
00:43:50.320 I get it.
00:43:51.540 She was my cousin.
00:43:53.240 Now she's my wife.
00:43:54.280 It's that easy, bros.
00:43:55.480 All right.
00:43:55.820 Next, this guy is pretty self-explanatory when he's eating.
00:43:58.960 This is why I said maybe we should skip the Indian section this time.
00:44:02.820 So he's adding an egg.
00:44:05.060 Do you add an egg?
00:44:06.100 Or is it just shit?
00:44:07.200 I thought he added an egg to it.
00:44:08.620 It's just shit in a naan.
00:44:11.000 It's just shit in an envelope.
00:44:13.320 An envelope?
00:44:14.760 It's naan or something.
00:44:15.980 It's some sort of bread.
00:44:16.700 I do like naan.
00:44:17.900 Yeah.
00:44:18.380 Garlic naan.
00:44:19.280 Garlic cheese naan.
00:44:20.280 Butter.
00:44:20.600 Dip it in the butter chicken.
00:44:21.780 Butter chicken.
00:44:23.120 But that's shit.
00:44:23.940 And then this.
00:44:24.560 See, this is like, oh, this is Fulani culture.
00:44:27.200 I don't know.
00:44:28.160 Maybe it's not even Indian.
00:44:29.760 But it's in the Indian section.
00:44:31.120 They put a baby in the shit.
00:44:39.700 What is that stuff?
00:44:40.800 They're putting it in his mouth.
00:44:42.220 What is that stuff?
00:44:43.280 It's shit.
00:44:45.620 It's shit.
00:44:46.460 Oh, yeah.
00:44:48.400 That's why it was in the Indian speed round.
00:44:50.240 So, you know, not a lot of empathy.
00:44:52.760 Not a lot of personal responsibility for the trash.
00:44:56.860 And not a lot of reason to bring him here to drive trucks.
00:44:59.540 Yeah.
00:45:00.380 You know?
00:45:01.120 This is who's driving our trucks and killing people.
00:45:03.200 And they go, oops.
00:45:04.600 Oh, I killed the baby.
00:45:05.880 Well, the baby's covered in shit.
00:45:07.800 So.
00:45:07.940 I had to.
00:45:08.840 Yeah.
00:45:09.160 I don't really care.
00:45:09.740 All right.
00:45:10.620 Let's get to the UK section.
00:45:12.060 We're still.
00:45:12.580 This is a long migrant section, I know.
00:45:14.380 But it's worth it.
00:45:15.120 This UK section is very eye-opening.
00:45:18.480 All of the migrants in the UK are complaining about seeing British flags.
00:45:23.400 Well, I don't think this is the problem.
00:45:24.700 It's not that the far right have co-opted the flag.
00:45:26.580 It's the fact that we don't seem to understand what this country is and the history of these symbols.
00:45:30.040 So both of these flags which you've displayed here, those are the flags which flew on ships, which enslaved my ancestors.
00:45:35.020 Those are the flags which the British Army marched into places like India, Pakistan, Bengal, Africa, and colonized 25% of the world.
00:45:42.220 The reason the far right picks up these flags and has consistently, since the 60s, 70s, since my parents' generation have been in this country,
00:45:48.540 is because these flags represent the racism which they are putting out into the world.
00:45:53.000 So your own country's flag is racist.
00:45:56.940 You got there.
00:45:58.040 You wanted to come there.
00:45:59.060 Then get the fuck out.
00:46:00.280 Knowing that the whole time.
00:46:01.800 Go live in your shit country.
00:46:03.060 That sucks.
00:46:03.920 My ancestors.
00:46:05.460 But where are they?
00:46:06.940 Go hang out with them.
00:46:08.140 And then they have like the ability to change the entire culture and not, so you can't even fly your own flag because it's offensive.
00:46:15.840 And then someone had a good tweet.
00:46:16.860 If raising your own country's flag seems like an act of rebellion, then maybe your country is under foreign occupation.
00:46:22.120 Yeah.
00:46:22.460 And we actually have another example of that.
00:46:24.360 This guy waved an English flag near a mosque and was sentenced to two years in prison.
00:46:29.060 Yeah.
00:46:29.500 26 months in custody.
00:46:31.620 And he was a teenager, I believe, 18 or 19.
00:46:35.640 The judge said this calls for an immediate prison sentence.
00:46:38.580 There has to be an element of deterrence.
00:46:40.520 So other young men, age 18, in work and with no previous convictions, realized that actions have consequences.
00:46:48.260 Because of the Muslims you brought in get really mad when you wave your own country's flag.
00:46:54.520 So why did you bring them in?
00:46:55.640 Yeah.
00:46:55.820 The goal is to destabilize the West and minimize the white population.
00:47:00.300 That's why.
00:47:00.800 The more I see out of the UK, the more I think something's coming.
00:47:03.720 Yeah.
00:47:04.180 And we're going to show you a clip from that same sentiment.
00:47:07.600 This guy got arrested for saying, I love bacon, near Muslim people.
00:47:12.140 He gets arrested for saying, we love bacon.
00:47:28.320 They're not going to like that.
00:47:29.240 So the people who are smart enough to skirt around like the specific bullshit Orwellian laws that they have, like they have an Orwellian law, like you can't say Mohammed sucks or something, like whatever you want to say.
00:47:41.800 So you kind of do like the sleight of hand sly thing.
00:47:44.940 They'll just arrest you for that too, even though there's no precedent for it or anything.
00:47:48.720 Yeah.
00:47:49.100 They'll label you under some like disturbing the peace or some blanket thing and drag you off.
00:47:54.980 All to protect the Muslims.
00:47:56.500 Yeah.
00:47:57.100 Then this next guy, he's talking about the sexual assaults that take place in the UK.
00:48:02.420 And listen to how he phrases it.
00:48:04.160 This is like something we've talked about on the podcast multiple times before.
00:48:07.320 Yeah.
00:48:07.920 A sleight of hand that they do.
00:48:09.460 Now, the Tories are telling us that we have to protect our children from asylum seekers.
00:48:16.340 Well, as a father of three girls, let me tell you that it's not asylum seekers I'm worried about when it comes to my daughter's safety.
00:48:24.160 It's men, predatory men, who come in every color, every religion, are from every background.
00:48:31.680 Well, it's men.
00:48:33.000 At what percentages each?
00:48:34.760 We actually have a graph and we'll show you.
00:48:36.980 Yeah, well, out of the gang groups, 80% are Pakistani, 3.6% are Bangladeshi, 12.7% are other Asian, and then 3.6% are white British.
00:48:49.240 Yeah.
00:48:49.480 So it's men that you should be worried about, but Pakistani men really, really, really, really worried.
00:48:56.860 I'd be, yeah, I'd keep an eye out.
00:48:58.860 High alert.
00:48:58.940 I'd keep an eye out for the Pakistani men, which are, like, Indian.
00:49:01.680 If I was going to guess, yeah.
00:49:03.320 They're all Indian.
00:49:04.260 That's slander.
00:49:05.160 They have a blood feud between those two.
00:49:07.060 Yeah, that's so true.
00:49:08.160 Yeah.
00:49:08.560 And then if you comment about it and you talk about it and you post about it, you get arrested because UK Free Speech Crackdown sees up to 30 people a day arrested for petty offenses such as retweets and cartoons.
00:49:21.100 So that's what they're focused on, the bacon comment, the I like bacon comment, what you retweeted.
00:49:27.680 You don't even have to say anything, really.
00:49:29.840 You can just retweet something and they'll come to your house.
00:49:32.660 Because the Muslims don't like it.
00:49:34.180 As if the Muslims are so sensitive.
00:49:35.940 The Muslims even care?
00:49:36.880 And then think about it, like, was there, it's unique because it's so new.
00:49:41.320 Was there ever a time in English history where, like, any sort of ethnic minority or even close to it ever got arrested for saying anything against whites?
00:49:51.820 It's not like the shoe is on the other foot now.
00:49:54.720 It's this whole new thing that was created out of nothing to be oppressive.
00:49:57.880 And the Muslims, I don't even think, are offended, but they know the system works in their favor, so they just, like, capitalize on that.
00:50:05.840 And then they get, like, white British people arrested.
00:50:09.080 But they're not, if someone says, I love bacon, they're not going to go, like, oh, no.
00:50:12.280 They're not even smart enough to get offended or be mad.
00:50:14.720 I totally agree.
00:50:15.520 And all it does, this sort of Orwellian law enforcement, all it does is paralyze the native population with this fear and creates a hesitation that allows them to stuff in even more newcomers, asylum seekers, Muslims, gang, blankers.
00:50:33.260 And then by the time there is enough opposition to it, it's way too late, which is where we're at right now.
00:50:38.340 It's already too late.
00:50:39.460 And then this woman makes a good point about how the mosques play a call to prayer, like, five times a day.
00:50:46.740 Get this.
00:50:48.320 The English Christians within Leicester are having to listen to the Islamic call to prayer five times a day from 70 different mosques.
00:51:01.660 Have a listen to this.
00:51:09.460 You get it.
00:51:10.380 We get it.
00:51:11.120 They're on the megaphone.
00:51:12.900 And five times a day, they're doing the call to prayer in the UK.
00:51:16.500 And if you are a church and you play your church bells, they fine you 2,000 pounds.
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00:52:23.820 Yeah, so I don't know.
00:52:25.440 I think it's time for something, guys, right?
00:52:27.700 Like, what is the true breaking point?
00:52:30.480 I don't know, and a lot of people feel like they can't vote their way out of it.
00:52:35.280 Yeah.
00:52:35.460 And that's what we're seeing in Ireland.
00:52:37.140 In this next clip in Ireland, they are throwing Molotov cocktails at government officials that I believe are building a migrant facility.
00:52:47.080 These are like kids.
00:52:48.500 Yeah.
00:52:50.140 This is real shit, you know.
00:52:55.140 Remember the Irish fought the British?
00:52:58.200 They've been fighting forever.
00:52:59.200 But they fought the British.
00:53:00.900 I know.
00:53:01.420 Like, lopsided odds.
00:53:03.700 And they, like, died for it.
00:53:05.860 They fought every day for it.
00:53:07.260 And it was the British.
00:53:08.260 And then you have, like, these Muslim gang, right, who come into your towns and your cities, and they just said, oh, whatever.
00:53:17.460 And that's why I love to see the fight back, man, because nobody voted for this, again.
00:53:22.120 Nobody voted for it.
00:53:23.500 All right, well, that's the end of our migrant section.
00:53:25.780 We're now moving on to the final page of housekeeping where I can say whatever I want.
00:53:29.220 Please tickle and juice.
00:53:30.200 You guys know the deal.
00:53:30.960 Don't make me say this stuff.
00:53:32.280 But tickle and juice.
00:53:33.300 Leave a comment.
00:53:33.840 Happy birthday.
00:53:34.960 I need it.
00:53:35.700 Come on.
00:53:36.040 I'm going to read every single one.
00:53:37.240 If I don't see a lot, I'm going to think no one even cares about me.
00:53:40.140 Yeah.
00:53:40.580 Might end it all.
00:53:41.900 Yeah.
00:53:42.580 I'm like, I'm crazy.
00:53:43.400 All right.
00:53:44.440 Our first clip from the final page of housekeeping.
00:53:47.680 Tucker did an interview with this insider who's talking about Anthony Wiener's laptop.
00:53:53.760 Wiener's laptop had kill switches in it.
00:53:55.980 It was filled with crap that wasn't supposed to be there.
00:53:58.660 We never get to see it.
00:54:00.740 Supposedly, nine cops watched the videos on Wiener's laptop.
00:54:06.200 They had to keep leaving the room because they couldn't understand what they were seeing.
00:54:09.260 And all nine are now dead.
00:54:11.160 And there's names and faces and deadness, right?
00:54:14.060 They're real people.
00:54:15.280 Now, you can say, well, maybe they died for other reasons.
00:54:16.960 I go, but it's still nine cops.
00:54:20.180 You know, it's like the five cops who died after January 6th, right?
00:54:23.760 The four of them were suicides.
00:54:25.700 Out of, according to AI, there were about 80 cops really in the thick of things.
00:54:30.040 Four of them died from suicide.
00:54:33.500 Pretty crazy.
00:54:35.560 All nine cops who saw the Anthony Wiener laptop files died.
00:54:40.920 Wow.
00:54:42.320 Pizzagate and QAnon's back on.
00:54:44.120 All right.
00:54:44.940 All right.
00:54:45.660 Okay.
00:54:45.980 Come on.
00:54:46.600 Enjoy it.
00:54:47.060 Have fun.
00:54:47.700 That'll be fun for you.
00:54:48.480 Also, I've been cooking on this theory.
00:54:51.300 This is my theory that I made up.
00:54:53.500 So all credit goes to me.
00:54:55.000 Okay.
00:54:55.400 But you know how Robert Mueller has dementia now?
00:54:57.720 Yeah.
00:54:58.420 Imagine the government using dementia as a weapon, weaponized dementia.
00:55:02.960 And remember we reported on if you live near a golf course, you're X amount more likely
00:55:06.600 to get dementia because of all the chemicals.
00:55:08.280 I thought it was Parkinson's because of all the chemicals.
00:55:10.680 I think it's dementia too.
00:55:11.840 Okay.
00:55:12.340 I think it's dementia though.
00:55:13.900 So if you get all the chemicals over the years.
00:55:16.060 So there's like a thing where like certain chemicals give you dementia.
00:55:19.080 Imagine the government using dementia and like weaponized dementia on officials so they
00:55:24.340 don't have to whack them.
00:55:25.760 They don't have to off them and get sloppy and like, oh, Robert Mueller, you know, that
00:55:30.840 doesn't sound right.
00:55:31.720 But he has dementia.
00:55:33.340 It's actually even better.
00:55:34.980 Dementia as a weapon.
00:55:36.240 Government using dementia as a weapon.
00:55:38.220 All thought of right here.
00:55:39.620 No one helped me.
00:55:40.420 Okay.
00:55:41.160 All right.
00:55:41.640 Next.
00:55:42.180 These influencers are shooting a video at a restaurant, eating all this food and something
00:55:46.820 crazy happens.
00:55:47.660 Hit by a car.
00:55:58.440 Car drove in.
00:55:59.460 Crazy.
00:56:00.080 It's good to get that on camera like that.
00:56:01.920 That's good content for them.
00:56:03.140 Oh yeah.
00:56:03.520 That's their most viral clip.
00:56:04.760 That put them on the map for sure.
00:56:06.340 Yeah.
00:56:06.500 I checked this.
00:56:07.080 This woman has like 350,000 followers.
00:56:09.240 So I'm sure she's gaining more.
00:56:10.800 And then if you're another influencer up and coming and need to get more followers, have
00:56:15.740 your buddy drive a car through the thing while you're doing it.
00:56:18.300 Car accident hoax.
00:56:19.260 Yeah.
00:56:19.420 Get hit by a car.
00:56:21.080 Fall out of a car.
00:56:22.640 Jump out of a plane.
00:56:23.880 Without a parachute.
00:56:25.260 Just do something like that.
00:56:26.940 That's got to separate yourself these days.
00:56:28.340 Social media is a crowded space.
00:56:30.200 You got to separate yourself.
00:56:31.340 You got to be showing you're willing to commit.
00:56:33.820 All right.
00:56:34.120 Next.
00:56:34.420 This is just funny.
00:56:35.620 This there's a house for sale on N word Avenue in Montana, Montana, N word Avenue.
00:56:40.840 I don't even know how you explain that.
00:56:42.440 Some guy was just like, they let me do it.
00:56:45.340 What's the N?
00:56:46.160 Which N word are they even talking about?
00:56:48.840 Yeah.
00:56:49.360 All right.
00:56:49.740 Our last clip for the final page of housekeeping.
00:56:51.940 It's abbreviated because of the Indian section.
00:56:54.120 And I begged Rap Boy to put in.
00:56:56.320 It's a schizophrenic simulator.
00:57:00.660 So if you have schizophrenia, this is what it looks like.
00:57:04.200 What you're about to see is a schizophrenia simulator created by someone who has schizophrenia
00:57:08.780 on what it feels like to have these hallucinations.
00:57:11.740 Check it out.
00:57:12.100 Oh, look at the water.
00:57:19.300 You hear that?
00:57:20.820 Oh, it's a bird.
00:57:24.820 Oh, you see the bird?
00:57:25.880 I don't even get it.
00:57:36.320 So I think mostly you're just seeing a little weird shapes that sometimes look crazy.
00:57:40.040 And then it's mostly hearing whispers and other people commenting on stuff.
00:57:43.700 But what was the simulator part?
00:57:45.400 Because everyone sees the faces in the whisper.
00:57:47.920 All right.
00:57:49.680 All right, buddy.
00:57:50.880 All right.
00:57:51.360 Thank you.
00:57:51.900 We all hear the whispers.
00:57:53.720 That was it.
00:57:54.500 That was my final page of housekeeping.
00:57:56.940 Yeah.
00:57:57.580 Why is he doing this?
00:57:58.940 He wants to move on too fast.
00:58:00.240 All right.
00:58:02.620 All right.
00:58:03.120 That's the end of housekeeping.
00:58:04.280 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.
00:58:06.940 You're not doing a good podcast.
00:58:08.360 You're not doing a good podcast.
00:58:09.460 All right.
00:58:09.880 Cringe of the Week.
00:58:10.360 We have a lot of good clips.
00:58:11.660 You're having a bad podcast.
00:58:13.000 Nobody likes you.
00:58:13.880 Nobody thinks you're funny.
00:58:15.320 You're too fat to have a birthday.
00:58:16.660 You can have a birthday meal.
00:58:19.220 Come on.
00:58:19.680 Cringe.
00:58:19.900 All right.
00:58:20.320 Cringe of the Week.
00:58:23.120 You can't have a birthday party.
00:58:24.660 No, I'm not.
00:58:25.640 I will.
00:58:26.740 Dude, I'm waiting for you to start.
00:58:27.740 All right.
00:58:28.280 Cringe of the Week.
00:58:28.980 We have a lot of good clips.
00:58:30.080 First, we have a leftist freak group that does a man on the street interview.
00:58:34.660 What's your guys' names?
00:58:35.900 I'm Holden.
00:58:36.840 I'm Faya.
00:58:37.820 Amin.
00:58:39.000 Lyle.
00:58:39.840 Are you guys gay or straight?
00:58:41.300 I guess I'm gay, yeah.
00:58:42.740 I prefer men, so I don't know.
00:58:44.860 I guess straight.
00:58:45.440 I don't know.
00:58:46.380 I'm bi.
00:58:47.840 I'm pan.
00:58:48.520 All right.
00:58:49.040 Okay, cool.
00:58:49.480 Um, what is your most controversial opinion about the gay community?
00:58:53.120 We should try to, like, maybe make straight people feel more welcome so that they won't
00:58:57.920 hate us so much.
00:58:59.280 Okay.
00:58:59.780 I have a very high controversial opinion.
00:59:01.820 We need to stop giving white gay men all the money.
00:59:04.460 Ooh.
00:59:04.920 That's me, though.
00:59:06.700 Damn, that's me.
00:59:07.600 That's really controversial.
00:59:08.600 Well, next.
00:59:09.220 Now, um, the LGBT community does not support the team.
00:59:13.580 I don't think that trans mask people get enough attention.
00:59:19.540 We got a lot of attention for you guys.
00:59:21.340 We give you attention.
00:59:22.140 This is crazy.
00:59:22.800 Yeah.
00:59:22.960 We're thrilled you're here.
00:59:24.320 Yeah.
00:59:24.840 Tell us more.
00:59:25.800 Keep going.
00:59:26.760 How about the man in the dress saying, well, I guess I'm straight because he likes men.
00:59:31.780 He doesn't even believe it himself.
00:59:33.140 Obviously.
00:59:33.740 That's the whole point.
00:59:34.580 I guess I'm straight.
00:59:36.420 Yeah, buddy.
00:59:37.580 That's trans math for you right there.
00:59:39.920 It's a very stinky group, too.
00:59:42.080 Yeah.
00:59:42.400 I bet they smell like shit.
00:59:43.740 I bet they smell like shit.
00:59:44.880 And also, um, this whole thing, the first person gave a decent answer.
00:59:50.740 We need to be nicer to regular people.
00:59:52.420 Yeah.
00:59:52.560 You're alienating a lot with your stinky, stinky, bad opinions.
00:59:55.860 And then the next couple of answers are all about like, oh, this is what should happen.
01:00:00.540 We need to stop giving money to gay people as if there's a big banker at the top.
01:00:04.080 Like, it's deal or no deal saying, here's, here, gay, white man.
01:00:07.560 Only to go to the gays I like the best.
01:00:09.480 This, all this money is for Peter Thiel.
01:00:12.700 And it's funny that like for an inclusive group like this, there's still an anti-white agenda.
01:00:18.180 Like the problem in the community is the white gay guys are getting all the money.
01:00:22.080 They're mad.
01:00:22.620 They're disgruntled.
01:00:23.400 So they're all inclusive, but not for white people, even when you're in the freak LGBT group.
01:00:28.720 But we got beef and you guys got to be better, nicer to trans mask people.
01:00:32.720 Everybody as a whole.
01:00:33.680 We got to give them more attention.
01:00:34.960 Well, I'm happy to be doing that.
01:00:36.700 We give them plenty of attention every Tuesday and Friday.
01:00:40.080 Welcome to the Thunderdome.
01:00:41.100 It's called Cringe of the Week.
01:00:42.660 And then we have some more trans stuff.
01:00:44.420 This trans teacher is no longer working because they're not respecting her pronouns.
01:00:49.240 Well, I just wanted to jump on here and make this video real quick.
01:00:52.220 I've been getting a couple of messages from former students of mine who are showing up at
01:00:56.680 Open House and realizing that I'm not there.
01:00:59.920 Unfortunately, I will not be teaching for this upcoming school year.
01:01:05.500 It is now illegal for me to go by my name and pronouns at work.
01:01:10.180 The people that didn't want people like me to be teachers succeeded.
01:01:14.420 Why is he getting messages from the students?
01:01:19.720 Yeah.
01:01:20.220 What platform?
01:01:21.100 You Snapchatting these kids?
01:01:22.440 Are you texting?
01:01:23.560 Sir, are you Snapchatting children?
01:01:25.500 You texting at 1 a.m.?
01:01:26.780 The people who wanted you out succeeded.
01:01:29.600 Yeah.
01:01:30.660 We'll call you Michael.
01:01:32.200 If you come to work, we'll call you Michael.
01:01:33.980 You still have a job.
01:01:35.200 But we're not doing that.
01:01:36.360 So you're going to quit because you can't tell the kids what you're up to sexually?
01:01:39.780 Can't come to work as Katie.
01:01:41.460 Yeah.
01:01:42.140 Sorry.
01:01:42.840 Elections have consequences and state elections have consequences.
01:01:46.640 This is probably a school in Tennessee or something.
01:01:49.000 Yep.
01:01:49.540 Kentucky, any random state like that.
01:01:51.920 Yeah.
01:01:52.420 Maybe you should have saw the writing on the wall a little bit.
01:01:54.680 Yeah.
01:01:55.240 You're not supposed to be around kids.
01:01:57.180 Yeah.
01:01:57.720 That's it.
01:01:58.420 Like point blank.
01:01:59.260 That's it.
01:01:59.720 And then this guy is probably mad because he can't recruit more trans people and LGBTs anymore.
01:02:05.620 And that is their goal.
01:02:07.140 And Trump said it best when it comes to the motivations.
01:02:10.520 That's why they want men playing in women's sports.
01:02:13.380 That's why they want transgender for everybody.
01:02:16.520 Everybody transgender.
01:02:19.200 He said it best.
01:02:20.240 That's why they want transgender for everybody.
01:02:22.360 Everybody transgender.
01:02:24.120 Similar to everything is computer.
01:02:26.500 Yeah.
01:02:26.960 In a Tesla.
01:02:27.780 Everybody transgender.
01:02:29.380 For real.
01:02:29.840 So that's a victory.
01:02:30.780 That's a good sign.
01:02:31.740 It's a little bit of uplifting gold and cringe.
01:02:33.220 We have another piece of uplifting gold and cringe.
01:02:35.360 California park ranger fired after helping hang the transgender pride flag on popular Yosemite monolith.
01:02:41.740 Yeah.
01:02:42.020 So a non-binary park ranger was fired by Yellowstone National Park or Yosemite National Park after they were caught hanging a transgender pride flag from the park's famous El Cap rock formation in May.
01:02:53.100 And she goes on to say, it was my off time, so it's my First Amendment right.
01:03:01.060 You're fucking fired.
01:03:02.560 Get the fuck out like a baseball umpire.
01:03:05.040 You're out of here.
01:03:06.040 And you're not even non-binary.
01:03:07.960 You're just a girl.
01:03:09.040 You're a girl with autism.
01:03:10.180 You got some autistic tendencies.
01:03:11.860 Yeah.
01:03:11.940 You're a girl.
01:03:12.760 Stop doing non-binary.
01:03:14.200 Yeah.
01:03:14.860 All right.
01:03:15.200 Let's get to our next story.
01:03:16.260 So we're getting some victories.
01:03:17.400 This is like real tangible cultural wins.
01:03:19.840 Like, yeah.
01:03:20.500 Sorry.
01:03:20.960 The fat pig guy, he can't go by Katie anymore.
01:03:23.980 Yo, you put that flag up, you're gone.
01:03:26.600 Yeah.
01:03:26.880 Katie's not the name for him anymore.
01:03:30.720 And also, by the way, he kind of alluded to messaging some students.
01:03:35.060 So make sure you're-
01:03:35.760 We are going to look into that.
01:03:37.020 We are going to look into that.
01:03:38.260 Make sure your kids aren't messaging Katie.
01:03:41.020 All right.
01:03:41.720 Our next story has something to do with trans.
01:03:43.880 At what time do the kids message you?
01:03:45.280 With like the no-pad out?
01:03:46.680 Like stuff like that.
01:03:47.680 Old school detective.
01:03:48.920 Yeah.
01:03:49.320 Writing it down.
01:03:50.520 Filing a report.
01:03:52.180 Next, we have a girl who was approached and complimented, and she's not happy.
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01:04:58.040 An old man literally just stopped me and said, I don't mean to be rude, but you are absolutely gorgeous.
01:05:05.060 And I looked at him and I was like, and I just turned around and like, I, and then I'm thinking like,
01:05:12.420 is this just me deeping it too much?
01:05:15.260 Like, is he actually just like trying to be nice?
01:05:17.700 And then I'm thinking, wait, no, that's me.
01:05:20.280 My people pleasing brain switching on and trying to like,
01:05:23.900 excuse the fact that he just outwardly said that I'm absolutely gorgeous,
01:05:28.120 which is just like so unnecessary.
01:05:29.260 Is that weird or am I just really deeping this now?
01:05:35.280 I just find it so weird.
01:05:36.840 Don't say that.
01:05:37.700 That's just weird.
01:05:38.880 You're in public in skin tight underwear.
01:05:41.960 Like attention is, attention is what you're looking for.
01:05:44.480 And it's an old man who couldn't even like hide it.
01:05:46.780 Yeah.
01:05:47.020 But if you look at how skin tight, am I even going to.
01:05:49.160 And he said the most tame thing too.
01:05:51.200 Like just a pretty good neutral compliment.
01:05:54.040 Yeah.
01:05:54.520 You're gorgeous.
01:05:55.240 You're, you're gorgeous.
01:05:56.360 You know, a nice thing to say some vulgar shit.
01:05:59.300 He didn't.
01:05:59.600 What do you want it to do to you?
01:06:00.620 He didn't Pakistani grope you.
01:06:02.500 Yeah.
01:06:02.760 He didn't do the Pakistani two-hander, the lunge.
01:06:06.000 You know, and she's wearing skin tight underwear.
01:06:09.740 Yeah.
01:06:09.980 And I don't want to even ask Nick to zoom in.
01:06:13.520 We're not going to do it.
01:06:14.720 But if you look at the lowers, you're not leaving much to the imagination.
01:06:19.280 Yeah.
01:06:19.720 You can see him and I know.
01:06:21.120 Yeah.
01:06:21.720 Yep.
01:06:22.000 It's right there.
01:06:23.220 Yeah.
01:06:23.660 And you go, why is everyone looking at me?
01:06:25.520 Why is everyone talking and complimenting me?
01:06:27.640 And here's the thing I think is a problem.
01:06:30.280 Single guys, like young men will see clips and scenarios like this, and then it'll make
01:06:35.920 them kind of like resent and not like women.
01:06:38.780 And then they'll go like, oh, forget women.
01:06:41.580 I'm not being chivalrous.
01:06:42.520 I'm not going to hold the door open.
01:06:43.720 I'm not going to compliment.
01:06:44.680 I'm not going to be nice anymore.
01:06:46.300 And then they're going to be jaded because of women like this.
01:06:48.840 And then when they actually meet a nice girl, they're not going to hold the door open.
01:06:52.760 They're not going to compliment.
01:06:53.640 They're not going to do all the things that are chivalrous traditionally, and they're not
01:06:57.600 going to actually have a chance with the nice girl because their behavior changed from bad
01:07:01.680 behavior from a girl like this.
01:07:03.380 Yeah.
01:07:03.540 It's sort of a death spiral that everybody gets less out of it because the social contract
01:07:08.760 has been broken for a while now.
01:07:10.660 You're in your underwear and I can't say anything to you.
01:07:13.420 Yeah.
01:07:14.040 They're like playing a trick.
01:07:14.920 Which I get.
01:07:15.320 If I was in my underwear, I'd be like, don't say anything to me.
01:07:17.660 But then why are you wearing your underwear?
01:07:19.460 Yeah.
01:07:19.820 It's a weird catch-22 almost.
01:07:22.460 It is a catch-22 and it's going to negatively affect people.
01:07:25.420 And then they're not going to get the nice girl because they're not nice anymore.
01:07:28.560 And then there's going to be less nice girls.
01:07:30.040 And then they're going to prove their own point in their own mind where they're not
01:07:33.740 going to be meeting nice girls because they're not acting chivalrous.
01:07:36.740 And you're not even going to approach anybody.
01:07:38.500 And that's one of the things I've seen too.
01:07:40.980 It's both the way women react to it and the social media reaction.
01:07:44.860 I saw a kid, it might have been like a social media post from like a middle schooler or like
01:07:50.060 just barely in high school.
01:07:52.020 And this kid gave a girl a note and it was like, hey, blah, blah, blah.
01:07:56.720 Like I'd like to get to know you or something.
01:07:59.120 She just posted it and it like went viral.
01:08:01.800 And so there's this like, a girl's going to get in front of a TikTok camera and be like,
01:08:05.520 hey, story time.
01:08:06.640 This fucking loser tried to ask me out.
01:08:09.060 And it's like, you're watching it like you pale as a ghost.
01:08:12.100 And so what are you going to do?
01:08:13.080 You're going to go for it or?
01:08:14.080 You never approach a girl again.
01:08:15.660 You shoot your shot in the 80s.
01:08:17.420 You say, yeah, she was a liar.
01:08:19.000 She's a lying bitch.
01:08:21.060 There's nothing.
01:08:22.360 Yeah.
01:08:22.980 But yeah, I get what you're saying.
01:08:24.280 Nice tits.
01:08:24.800 Yeah.
01:08:25.340 Either she goes, thanks.
01:08:26.740 I get what you're saying.
01:08:27.640 Or ew.
01:08:28.240 Yeah.
01:08:29.000 So it's bad.
01:08:30.080 And then I found another post of this girl where she says, why my ADHD has made me single
01:08:34.680 my whole life.
01:08:35.880 So she's single.
01:08:37.100 You know?
01:08:37.700 Yeah.
01:08:38.420 I don't really like it.
01:08:39.300 And then I also saw someone post about HR and I'm going to try to tie it into this.
01:08:43.760 Stefan Molyneux, he said, why didn't we need HR departments before women entered the workforce
01:08:48.600 en masse?
01:08:49.580 I think that's an interesting point because men just handled it and they would go do their
01:08:54.340 job.
01:08:55.440 And if someone gave them a problem, they'd say, fuck you.
01:08:58.260 Or they get a drink and solve the problem.
01:09:00.900 And now there's like women everywhere.
01:09:03.180 And you can't say that because it made Debbie uncomfortable.
01:09:06.680 Oh, you can't.
01:09:07.600 You can't compliment her outfit.
01:09:09.320 And it's like, why are there even fucking broads around?
01:09:12.300 Yeah.
01:09:12.940 I agree with that.
01:09:13.640 Let the men just do the work.
01:09:15.200 Why?
01:09:15.420 Why?
01:09:15.680 Why do we got Debbie here?
01:09:18.040 Yeah.
01:09:18.660 Why is Debbie here?
01:09:19.800 Why is Debbie here?
01:09:21.180 And that's an interesting point.
01:09:23.420 You had nurses.
01:09:24.840 You were always nurses.
01:09:26.440 You know?
01:09:27.240 Yeah.
01:09:28.260 But you had to get on the laptop.
01:09:30.960 Yeah.
01:09:31.440 Had to.
01:09:32.720 Marketing jobs and stuff.
01:09:33.920 It's real stupid.
01:09:35.460 All right.
01:09:36.060 Let's get into our Black's Invented Everything section.
01:09:38.420 We mentioned this in the intro.
01:09:40.120 Lovely section.
01:09:40.860 Guys, this is, I did not know this.
01:09:44.240 Atlanta is Atlantis.
01:09:46.720 Atlanta is Atlantis.
01:09:48.800 Atlanta is Atlantis.
01:09:50.820 Atlanta is Atlantis.
01:09:52.920 Atlanta is Atlantis.
01:09:54.860 Atlanta is Atlantis.
01:09:56.020 They're still doing the repeating.
01:09:58.660 Atlanta is Atlantis.
01:10:00.000 And to be fair, Atlanta and Atlantis do have a lot of the same letters.
01:10:05.740 40%.
01:10:06.180 60%.
01:10:07.060 I think even higher.
01:10:08.120 Yeah.
01:10:08.540 80.
01:10:09.120 Yeah.
01:10:09.820 So, and we all have our own conspiracies.
01:10:12.080 I'm not going to really hate on them for that.
01:10:13.900 I believe Hillary Clinton eats babies and Israel did 9-11 and killed JFK and Maxine's cook your brain.
01:10:19.620 So Atlanta is Atlantis.
01:10:21.580 Have fun.
01:10:22.340 Yeah.
01:10:22.620 We all have our conspiracies.
01:10:23.700 Some make no sense and some are all true.
01:10:25.780 Yeah.
01:10:26.240 But we all have our own conspiracies.
01:10:27.840 And I will say this, if you guys are claiming to be the creators of Atlantis, you'd think
01:10:33.620 there'd be a little more swimming proficiency within the group.
01:10:36.920 I was going to say, like the underground city or underwater city.
01:10:40.740 We were great swimmers.
01:10:42.240 They stole that from us too.
01:10:43.940 I don't know.
01:10:44.580 I don't really see it.
01:10:46.420 And then we have Joy Reid here, who's kind of reiterating the same message.
01:10:51.800 They can't fix the history they did.
01:10:54.360 Their ancestors made this country into a slave, a slave hell.
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01:12:00.840 But they can clean it up now, because they got the Smithsonian.
01:12:03.560 They can get rid of all the slavery stuff.
01:12:05.000 They got PragerU.
01:12:06.020 They can lie about the history to the children.
01:12:08.060 They can't originally invent anything more than they ever were able to invent good music.
01:12:13.400 We black folk gave y'all country music, hip-hop, R&B, jazz, rock and roll.
01:12:18.420 They couldn't even invent that, but they have to call a white man the king, because they
01:12:23.380 couldn't make rock and roll.
01:12:24.960 So they have to stamp the king on a man whose main song was stolen from an overweight black
01:12:31.100 woman.
01:12:32.940 I believe that.
01:12:34.400 I believe of the existence of the overweight black woman.
01:12:37.240 So black people invented Atlantis, Egypt, Elvis, space travel, country music.
01:12:44.600 But Africans still live in the Stone Age.
01:12:47.080 They still live in mud huts.
01:12:48.960 Most of them.
01:12:49.960 They need Mr. Beast to drill their water wells.
01:12:52.340 Yeah.
01:12:53.020 I don't know.
01:12:53.500 Like, we have a meme here.
01:12:54.640 Rome 2,000 years ago.
01:12:55.920 Africa, like an hour ago.
01:12:57.540 And keep in mind, we have this graph of, we showed this last episode, nothing has been
01:13:02.280 invented within the green area of this continent.
01:13:04.820 Absolutely nothing ever.
01:13:06.060 Not even writing zero.
01:13:08.440 I don't know.
01:13:09.420 I figure they got to have something.
01:13:11.400 That's almost, I don't know.
01:13:14.240 Maybe they invented carrying stuff on your head.
01:13:17.080 Yeah.
01:13:17.860 That's pretty good.
01:13:19.060 Yeah, you're right.
01:13:19.820 But instead of carrying stuff on your head, you might get tired of that and go, hey, instead
01:13:22.740 of doing that, let's build an aqueduct that brings the water to us.
01:13:25.560 Yeah, for sure.
01:13:26.280 So we don't have to carry it on our head.
01:13:27.620 But they invented carrying it on their head and mud huts.
01:13:31.960 Like Asian people carry stuff on their head.
01:13:34.140 Yeah.
01:13:34.500 And they've been around for 4,000 years.
01:13:36.820 But what I'm seeing here with the Joy Reid clip and Atlanta is Atlantis is like the black
01:13:42.240 community kind of wants like their superhero moment of history.
01:13:46.320 Yeah.
01:13:46.840 And they don't really have that.
01:13:49.100 So they're kind of making up like a fan fiction.
01:13:51.200 Like We Was Aquaman or whatever.
01:13:52.740 Wakanda, Aquaman.
01:13:54.780 And they're just doing fan fiction of real history, unfortunately.
01:13:58.740 Yeah, I agree.
01:13:59.680 Pretty crazy.
01:14:00.500 Well, that's the end of Cringe of the Week.
01:14:01.820 We're now moving on to Urban Decay.
01:14:04.500 All right.
01:14:05.160 Our first story from Urban Decay.
01:14:06.620 There is a Section 8 housing subsidy update, according to Trump.
01:14:10.300 Yeah.
01:14:10.640 Trump HUD, Housing and Urban Development, has proposed kicking out able-bodied adults after
01:14:15.420 two years on Section 8 housing subsidies, which currently have no time limits or work
01:14:21.240 requirements.
01:14:22.860 So that would be a good addition.
01:14:24.780 Please, Donald Trump, please.
01:14:26.400 Yeah.
01:14:27.080 Please.
01:14:28.020 And this whole no conditions thing, you guys, I think we may have even mentioned this on
01:14:33.580 a previous episode, appreciate that you lived through the golden age.
01:14:37.680 You had Section 8 for 10 years in a row.
01:14:40.240 You got all the candy you wanted on your EBT.
01:14:43.120 The gravy train is over.
01:14:45.160 We're not that rich.
01:14:46.420 We can't babysit everybody.
01:14:49.160 Get a fucking job.
01:14:50.620 Yeah.
01:14:51.240 You know?
01:14:51.680 Is the energy of this administration.
01:14:53.220 And there are people, I follow a guy who does Section 8 tenants.
01:14:57.320 All he does is Section 8 tenants.
01:14:58.800 He talks about how people die in Section 8.
01:15:00.840 They live their whole life in a shitty apartment.
01:15:03.620 It's the golden handcuffs of the hood, as we've called it before.
01:15:06.460 Yeah.
01:15:07.040 And all we're trying to do is put a little conditions on stuff.
01:15:10.500 I think we can help more people truly in need if it's transient.
01:15:14.660 If it's something that happens, oh, man, I'm down on my luck.
01:15:17.240 Oh, I qualified just this year.
01:15:18.720 Great.
01:15:19.360 You helped me out.
01:15:20.000 I saved up for an apartment.
01:15:22.740 You did me a great service.
01:15:24.620 We're not in the feeding raccoons business to teach them that there's food here.
01:15:30.800 We're in the giving help to people temporarily, right?
01:15:33.360 That's how I see it, too.
01:15:34.500 And then this next woman has a theory as to why Trump and his administration is cracking down on Section 8 EBT and SNAP.
01:15:41.580 The reason why the government is cutting off all the Medicaid, the food stamps, and everything is so we could turn to criminals,
01:15:48.320 so we could all end up in jail.
01:15:50.840 I would.
01:15:52.000 It's like a threat.
01:15:53.480 Like, everyone is a perpetual criminal waiting.
01:15:56.320 So if you don't give us free money, government, we're going to do crimes.
01:15:59.960 Yeah.
01:16:00.340 It's crazy.
01:16:01.100 And she thinks she has a point.
01:16:03.460 But if that was true, why do when people get arrested, when they get arrested, are they getting let out of jail?
01:16:10.780 I don't know.
01:16:11.540 You know?
01:16:12.660 Yeah.
01:16:13.180 It doesn't seem like we want to lock people up in many major cities these days.
01:16:16.140 If the goal was to jail everybody, we would keep you in jail, and the blue cities just let everyone go.
01:16:22.020 And it's kind of because urban criminals are like a human bioweapon meant to destabilize society and ruin morale.
01:16:28.620 They're certainly acting that way recently, from what I've seen.
01:16:31.800 That's just what it seems like, from my point of view.
01:16:33.840 And we have some proof in our next story.
01:16:36.000 This man shot a carjacker.
01:16:38.640 Someone was stealing his car.
01:16:39.840 A teenager.
01:16:40.860 Shot him.
01:16:41.740 And now he's getting 54 years in jail.
01:16:44.360 Yeah.
01:16:44.680 Orist Schur, sentenced to 54 years in prison for fatally shooting suspected teen car thief.
01:16:49.920 And we'll, I guess, run you through some of this.
01:16:52.580 He shot him in the back as they were running away after interrupting them at 11 p.m.
01:16:57.980 They were trying to break into, I believe, his wife's car.
01:17:00.480 So he heard some noise, went out with his gun, chased him down.
01:17:03.420 They ran and drove off.
01:17:05.660 And he shot them as they were running, which is why you got to court, right?
01:17:11.320 That's a no-no in the self-defense game, especially in a blue state like Colorado.
01:17:16.020 But 54 years, huh?
01:17:18.720 Seems like a lot.
01:17:19.980 Yeah.
01:17:20.240 And it's first-degree murder.
01:17:22.480 So first-degree murder is premeditated.
01:17:24.700 I'm planning.
01:17:25.700 I know my wife has a life insurance policy.
01:17:29.400 I'm going to poison her protein shake.
01:17:31.620 And I'm going to kill her, collect her insurance, and go on with my new affair woman, right?
01:17:37.480 Yeah.
01:17:37.880 That's premeditated to me.
01:17:39.640 Yeah.
01:17:39.900 So that's first-degree murder.
01:17:41.340 Not running out.
01:17:42.500 As if this guy was, like, planning on doing this to these specific people, even though he was just running out and defending his property.
01:17:49.060 And keep in mind, if you can't defend your property, it's not your property.
01:17:52.560 Pretty much, yeah.
01:17:53.260 And also keep in mind, they're hitting this guy in court and with the media saying, oh, these were just teenagers.
01:18:00.580 He killed these innocent teenagers.
01:18:02.260 All teenagers make mistakes.
01:18:04.280 Do you think this guy knew they were teenagers when you see black silhouettes at 11 o'clock at night stealing your car?
01:18:10.800 Yeah.
01:18:11.060 Everybody in the family comes up and makes it a big sob story about kids make mistakes and teens.
01:18:15.720 And it's like I saw two adult-sized bodies rummaging through my car, and I didn't know they were good boys who didn't do nothing at the time that I was firing my gun.
01:18:27.240 Kids can't even carjack multiple cars in a night anymore.
01:18:30.300 Can't even work as a two-man team carjacking in the Denver suburbs anymore.
01:18:33.740 But so, yeah, so it becomes a big aggravating factor that you did it to teens when what the fuck does that have to do with anything?
01:18:42.140 My brain was processing things so quickly the night of.
01:18:45.180 I was not thinking about, yeah, I'm going to kill a 13-year-old tonight.
01:18:49.880 Yeah.
01:18:50.320 Which he didn't, but he shot one.
01:18:53.480 And this whole thing, we've talked about it before, the mitigating or aggravating factors.
01:18:58.220 And it's like, you think this guy's going to do this again?
01:19:01.040 What are the re-offender chances?
01:19:03.740 The carjackers, is that their first carjacking, and that was the last one?
01:19:07.500 No more?
01:19:08.900 No.
01:19:09.500 They do it over and over, crimes over and over.
01:19:11.960 And then this guy, he's getting treated like he's some menace to society who's looking for blood again.
01:19:17.880 And we can't let him out or give him a knockdown sentence because he's going to do this again because that's what he likes to do.
01:19:23.800 Yeah, he's got a thirst for blood now.
01:19:25.220 There's another quote from the article.
01:19:27.280 Other relatives deflected from the teens' brazen attempted carjacking to focus on Schurr's shooting.
01:19:32.180 You know, kids make mistakes.
01:19:35.020 And so I always teach my kids and my family, like my nephews and nieces, about consequences and repercussions.
01:19:40.320 We're not trying to excuse any wrongdoing of Xavier or wrong they were involved in.
01:19:45.540 That part that's messed up is, or is Schurr's car was never stolen.
01:19:49.740 It was never stolen because he interrupted the car thieving.
01:19:53.240 Because the guy stopped it and he had a gun.
01:19:54.900 And the Mimetic Sisyphus had a good point about that.
01:19:57.120 Well, they said the car wasn't even stolen.
01:19:58.960 Sounds a lot like the shoplifter caught inside the store saying, I didn't even leave the store yet.
01:20:04.060 Anyway, jailing this man was an injustice and may every car thief catch a bullet.
01:20:08.460 And also, 54 years.
01:20:11.620 You get 54 years for like murder.
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01:21:14.920 Real premeditated, heinous shit.
01:21:17.340 Like, bad stuff.
01:21:18.540 R-A-P-E.
01:21:19.600 You don't even get that much.
01:21:20.980 Yeah.
01:21:21.540 And they give him the full thing.
01:21:23.140 And the DA who charged him was the same DA who let that freak migrant go who tried to kidnap kids from the elementary school.
01:21:30.780 Wow.
01:21:31.620 The DA?
01:21:32.380 DA.
01:21:33.080 Same DA.
01:21:33.880 Okay.
01:21:34.900 Because I think that might have been a judge, a judge's decision almost.
01:21:39.180 Well, maybe it's the same judge.
01:21:40.220 The DA dropped charges?
01:21:41.400 The DA dropped his charges and then charged the other guy.
01:21:44.300 Okay.
01:21:45.000 And if it's not, it's the judge.
01:21:46.520 But it's the same person.
01:21:47.680 And I think this guy had probably not the greatest representation lawyer-wise if he got charged with first degree on like a split-second decision like that,
01:21:56.400 which is so crazy to me.
01:21:58.000 Or the court was stacked against him and they said, no, we're not going to listen to your objection there or your ruling.
01:22:03.340 Because premeditated, when you're in the heat of a moment and you're like pursuing people.
01:22:08.320 Doesn't make any sense.
01:22:09.460 So head on a swivel.
01:22:11.020 Head on a swivel if you're defending your property in Colorado, right?
01:22:14.180 Yeah.
01:22:14.700 And our next story, man.
01:22:16.780 Obviously, it wasn't the best.
01:22:18.080 It wasn't a clean shooting.
01:22:19.360 He shot these kids running away.
01:22:21.500 But it's a heat of the moment thing.
01:22:24.100 Yeah, he wasn't saying, I'm going to go kill someone tonight.
01:22:27.340 Yeah.
01:22:27.960 All right, our next story.
01:22:29.240 Next person I see gets shot.
01:22:31.100 Oh, shit.
01:22:31.740 They're jacking my car.
01:22:32.920 Perfect.
01:22:33.580 Yeah.
01:22:34.240 Next, we have a Harvard professor who is attacked by loud movie teens.
01:22:39.600 Furious Harvard researcher claims he was pummeled by a group of teens after he told them to be quiet in a movie theater.
01:22:46.140 So there's some context clues as to who the teens were.
01:22:49.300 Yeah, he was reportedly beaten, bloodied.
01:22:51.000 Oh, he was seeing the movie Weapons, which we saw.
01:22:54.260 That was a great movie.
01:22:55.020 We liked Weapons.
01:22:56.000 I would hate if some black teens ruined it.
01:22:58.280 Me too.
01:23:00.400 And it was Thursday.
01:23:02.040 He asked the teenagers to quiet down several times before the group allegedly began pummeling him.
01:23:06.760 They were disturbing and clapping and screaming all the time.
01:23:09.900 He asked for respect.
01:23:11.680 And when he tried to leave the theater, the teens wouldn't let him exit.
01:23:14.880 They made a wall.
01:23:16.280 They wouldn't let me pass.
01:23:17.240 They just beat the shit out of him.
01:23:19.080 And the article doesn't mention anything else.
01:23:21.600 And he got punched and didn't fight back.
01:23:23.920 Yep.
01:23:24.180 He just took it.
01:23:25.060 Because he'll get in trouble.
01:23:25.940 It'd be first degree knockout.
01:23:27.460 They were all dressed in all black, too.
01:23:30.320 Who does that?
01:23:31.440 Seeing movies.
01:23:32.060 Who's loud in the theater in all black seeing movies and shit?
01:23:34.600 Let's see if we can context clue our way into this.
01:23:36.900 All right.
01:23:37.200 Let's get to our next section.
01:23:39.380 We have Pizza Man attacks.
01:23:41.340 This woman attacks the other woman at Little Caesars.
01:23:44.680 You can stay right here.
01:23:53.680 You can stay right here.
01:23:55.680 You can stay right here.
01:23:57.680 You can stay right here.
01:23:59.680 Hold on.
01:24:01.680 Pulls a gun.
01:24:07.680 Reaches for the gun.
01:24:14.680 So apparently the $5 pizza wasn't being made fast enough.
01:24:21.680 Yeah.
01:24:22.680 The hot and readies were not hot nor ready.
01:24:24.680 And then the woman pulls the gun out and then would that be a charge?
01:24:27.680 Would that be a first degree manslaughter?
01:24:29.680 After you get hit, I think you can bring it out and at least threaten with it.
01:24:32.680 Yeah.
01:24:33.680 And what I noticed here is the person working at Little Caesars abandoned her customer service voice too quickly.
01:24:40.680 Yeah, absolutely.
01:24:41.680 Because you can kind of deescalate if you don't give in.
01:24:44.680 But once it becomes like, do it then, do it then.
01:24:47.680 And what are you going to do?
01:24:48.680 What are you going to do?
01:24:49.680 And then it builds up.
01:24:50.680 Then it's a ghetto interaction at that point instead of customer service experience.
01:24:54.680 You can just keep saying, sorry, ma'am, but the pizza is still not ready.
01:24:57.680 I apologize.
01:24:58.680 You do that conciliatory voice.
01:25:00.680 But once you get ghetto on ghetto voices, then a gun's getting pulled out.
01:25:03.680 It has to get out of control.
01:25:05.680 It's an endless spiral.
01:25:06.680 It's general escalation.
01:25:07.680 General escalation reporting for duty at Little Caesars in the hood.
01:25:11.680 All right.
01:25:12.680 Our next story is a pizza delivery man who gets harassed by the neighbor of the apartment
01:25:18.680 he's delivering to, and it just gets really ugly.
01:25:25.680 Working for him by the other.
01:25:26.680 Yes.
01:25:27.680 I don't know.
01:25:28.680 It's the is good.
01:25:29.680 You can book it.
01:25:30.680 All right.
01:25:31.680 Good.
01:25:32.680 It's the is good.
01:25:39.680 Starts taking pictures.
01:25:41.680 Yeah.
01:25:42.680 Why are you taking a picture of me?
01:25:53.680 You don't like that?
01:25:54.680 You don't like me taking a picture of me?
01:25:56.680 Why would you?
01:25:57.680 Because I want you to stand in front of my door, so...
01:25:59.680 Stand in front of his door?
01:26:00.680 Oh, so I'm not. Why are you looking at me?
01:26:01.680 Um, wait, man.
01:26:03.680 What, Paco? Are you dumb?
01:26:05.680 No!
01:26:06.680 He's coming!
01:26:07.680 Oh, so then why are you looking at me?
01:26:09.680 Oh, bro, come on, man.
01:26:14.680 Step inside.
01:26:15.680 Step inside.
01:26:16.680 Step inside.
01:26:17.680 Step inside.
01:26:18.680 Step inside.
01:26:20.680 You knocked the picture down.
01:26:22.680 Step inside.
01:26:23.680 Step inside, come on.
01:26:26.680 Step inside.
01:26:27.680 I ain't no bell, man.
01:26:29.680 Step inside.
01:26:30.680 She's saying step inside so she can shoot him, probably.
01:26:34.680 There's a gun maybe waiting. I don't know.
01:26:36.680 General Escalation as well.
01:26:38.680 General Escalation, and I'm assuming this is because he's white and oppressing her and shit,
01:26:44.680 even though he makes $3 an hour.
01:26:45.680 Yeah, like, this is the least oppressive type of white we have, the pizza delivery white.
01:26:50.680 There's only one ranking underneath him, the unemployed white, the EBT white.
01:26:56.680 And this guy just, you know, the only thing I can think of is it's race or something.
01:27:02.680 This is a weird black lesbian girl who wants to pick a fight with just some, like, underpaid white guy.
01:27:08.680 And she's acting hard.
01:27:09.680 My least favorite type, one of them, is, like, lesbian who thinks she's a man.
01:27:14.680 And it's like, bro, let's go.
01:27:15.680 Let's go, bro.
01:27:16.680 And it's like...
01:27:17.680 Yeah, a waiter could beat you up.
01:27:18.680 What am I even dealing with here?
01:27:20.680 A line cook would clean you up.
01:27:22.680 Yeah, not my favorite.
01:27:23.680 But General Escalation as well.
01:27:25.680 Yeah, pizza.
01:27:26.680 Lots of attacks on the pizza man.
01:27:28.680 It's crazy.
01:27:29.680 I don't get it.
01:27:30.680 All right.
01:27:31.680 Next, we have a New York City demon that gets pepper sprayed.
01:27:33.680 It is still pepper spray season, as a reminder.
01:27:35.680 And this is another perfect use of it.
01:27:38.680 So this guy is in a demon costume, and he's approaching the elderly woman.
01:27:42.680 And she's warning him, and she douses him.
01:27:45.680 That little girl, even a girl can get you.
01:27:47.680 Good use of the N-word spray.
01:27:49.680 Yeah.
01:27:50.680 That was her only, that was her only chance.
01:27:53.680 If you didn't have that.
01:27:54.680 You know, you're right.
01:27:55.680 You're right.
01:27:56.680 Pepper spray.
01:27:57.680 The N-word spray.
01:27:59.680 Oh, no.
01:28:00.680 Yeah.
01:28:01.680 I mean, you know.
01:28:02.680 Oops.
01:28:03.680 Oops.
01:28:04.680 Oopsie.
01:28:05.680 All right.
01:28:06.680 Let's end Urban on some funny stuff.
01:28:07.680 We have some bad names from the week.
01:28:09.680 First, we got piece of shit.
01:28:11.680 We've shown this before.
01:28:13.680 Piece of shit.
01:28:14.680 I just saw it again.
01:28:15.680 Piece of shit.
01:28:17.680 Oh.
01:28:18.680 And then next, we have Stan Tavious, Demarcus Underwood.
01:28:23.680 Stan Tavious.
01:28:24.680 Maybe he goes by Stan for short.
01:28:26.680 Yeah, Stan Lee.
01:28:27.680 Stan.
01:28:28.680 And then we have Jaquan Jeremy Neamathali.
01:28:32.680 Jeremy.
01:28:33.680 Yeah.
01:28:34.680 All right.
01:28:35.680 That's normal.
01:28:36.680 Nesparkle.
01:28:37.680 Nesparkle Cheyenne Jones.
01:28:38.680 Nesparkle.
01:28:39.680 Nesparkle.
01:28:40.680 Nesparkle.
01:28:41.680 All right.
01:28:42.680 I want to see my name Nesparkle in the lights.
01:28:43.680 These are good ones.
01:28:44.680 Yeah.
01:28:45.680 These are new.
01:28:46.680 Here's my favorite one.
01:28:47.680 Desi McKenzie.
01:28:48.680 LeBret.
01:28:49.680 McKinz.
01:28:50.680 Higgins.
01:28:51.680 LeBret.
01:28:52.680 Desi McKenzie.
01:28:53.680 LeBret.
01:28:54.680 LeBret, but French.
01:28:55.680 Yeah.
01:28:56.680 LeBret.
01:28:57.680 LeBret.
01:28:58.680 LeBret.
01:28:59.680 He was an explorer.
01:29:00.680 Lexi, Wisconsin back in the early 1800s.
01:29:02.680 LeBret.
01:29:03.680 LeBret.
01:29:04.680 Yeah.
01:29:05.680 He was with Marquette, right?
01:29:06.680 Desi McKenzie, too.
01:29:08.680 Sean Quirida.
01:29:09.680 Sean Quirida.
01:29:10.680 Sean Quirida.
01:29:11.680 Sean Quirida.
01:29:12.680 Sean Quirida.
01:29:13.680 Sean Quirida.
01:29:14.680 These are all people who have been arrested, believe it or not.
01:29:15.680 It's really sad.
01:29:16.680 What?
01:29:17.680 Well, don't let that get you down and depressed.
01:29:18.680 We're now moving on to Uplifting Gold.
01:29:19.680 We have really uplifting stuff today.
01:29:20.680 All right.
01:29:21.680 First clip of Uplifting Gold.
01:29:22.680 We have young black people who are using guns correctly.
01:29:27.680 Yep.
01:29:28.680 We've got everything.
01:29:29.680 I mean,made it with really uplifting stuff today.
01:29:30.680 All right.
01:29:31.680 First clip of Uplifting Gold.
01:29:32.680 We have young black people who are using guns correctly.
01:29:40.680 Holester.
01:29:49.680 That's good.
01:29:50.680 I'll see you apply for ice, please.
01:29:53.680 Yeah.
01:29:54.680 Use it for good.
01:29:55.680 There's a spectrum, everybody.
01:29:58.500 Yeah, there is.
01:29:59.620 And next we have-
01:30:00.340 Wait, wait.
01:30:00.740 That girl had a switch, though.
01:30:02.080 One of them had a switch.
01:30:04.580 She's practicing, like, you know, not doing it in a self-defense way,
01:30:10.780 but practicing, like, where are my little Caesars?
01:30:13.240 Where are my little Caesars?
01:30:14.380 Why it ain't hot ready?
01:30:15.620 Why it ain't hot ready?
01:30:16.720 Do something.
01:30:17.440 No, they're good.
01:30:18.000 They're great.
01:30:18.680 Those are good kids.
01:30:19.680 Have fun.
01:30:20.280 Have fun.
01:30:20.940 Those are good kids.
01:30:21.840 There's a spectrum.
01:30:22.680 It's all kinds of people.
01:30:23.640 Like the Indians, same thing.
01:30:24.820 They're smart Indians.
01:30:26.500 Brilliant.
01:30:27.140 Smart guys.
01:30:28.060 They go Google CEO.
01:30:29.780 Yeah, they get up there.
01:30:30.860 But then when they start hiring only others, then I start to go crazy.
01:30:35.340 When the Microsoft campus looks like Mumbai, I start to go crazy.
01:30:40.700 Good point.
01:30:41.600 All right, next.
01:30:42.540 This kid is talking trash and pushing a teacher,
01:30:46.240 and then a cop comes and suplexes him.
01:30:48.560 You can't spoil it like that.
01:30:50.100 Just because you're lazy at the end of Uplifting Gold.
01:30:51.840 All right.
01:30:52.500 This kid-
01:30:53.560 Give him another run.
01:30:54.500 All right, this kid-
01:30:55.500 I'm already spoiling it.
01:30:56.160 This kid's causing problems at the school, and-
01:30:58.780 You won't believe what happened.
01:31:00.500 And something happens at the end.
01:31:06.500 You know that you went to high school with this type of kid before.
01:31:11.840 Yep.
01:31:12.300 You know?
01:31:12.960 And he always got dealt with.
01:31:14.360 He's got a flat brim.
01:31:15.680 He thinks he's in charge of the situation.
01:31:18.040 Oh, slaps him.
01:31:19.320 A little Hispanic, probably.
01:31:21.740 Yep.
01:31:22.140 Getting handsy with two teachers.
01:31:24.280 He's got the baggy pants.
01:31:27.800 But then he gets down there, and he's like 5'5".
01:31:30.140 So what are you really?
01:31:32.980 Little dog with a big bark, right?
01:31:35.120 Yeah.
01:31:35.980 And we'll-
01:31:36.420 Ooh.
01:31:37.460 Pushes him.
01:31:38.100 We'll see what happens to the little dog now.
01:31:40.040 Cop comes.
01:31:40.960 Oh!
01:31:41.800 You're asleep in the auditorium.
01:31:44.240 And the crowd loves it, you know?
01:31:45.540 The crowd goes wild.
01:31:46.380 The crowd loves justice.
01:31:47.960 You know, that's the thing, too.
01:31:49.400 Like, that same suplex, a black guy does it to a white guy outside of a bar, unprovoked,
01:31:56.300 and you're like, holy shit, that's horrible.
01:31:58.440 The entire auditorium was on his side after a justified use.
01:32:02.640 Yeah.
01:32:03.100 So that goes to show you the same move in different contexts.
01:32:06.460 Context totally matters, you know?
01:32:07.920 The crowd craves justice.
01:32:09.760 Exactly.
01:32:10.700 All right, next.
01:32:11.480 I thought this was interesting.
01:32:12.460 This high school makes kids lock their phones in these pouches.
01:32:19.260 Nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday.
01:32:21.280 I fucking hate that sound.
01:32:22.880 Nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday.
01:32:24.140 So this is good.
01:32:24.860 So they got little bags that this thing unlocks and lets them get their phone out.
01:32:28.580 Yeah, it's great.
01:32:30.000 I mean, there's always this weird excuse where parents are, like, saying, what if it's an
01:32:34.440 emergency?
01:32:35.240 I need to be able to contact my son.
01:32:37.920 And, yeah, that's, like, when has an emergency ever been?
01:32:41.340 I had one emergency ever in high school.
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01:33:44.380 And like, what was it?
01:33:46.020 And like, I'm not going to get into it.
01:33:47.980 Like, there was like a bomb threat or something.
01:33:49.760 It was like one of those where they let out the school really quick.
01:33:52.280 It doesn't matter.
01:33:53.140 Then some teacher comes and goes, and they clip your thing and they go, boop, all right,
01:33:57.220 you're unlocked.
01:33:57.780 Text your mom.
01:33:58.520 Yeah.
01:33:58.720 And so my point is like, what's more likely to happen, scrolling on Twitter or TikTok or
01:34:04.840 whatever all day and texting your friends all day or the one emergency where you can't
01:34:10.260 call your mom, but you can kind of run from campus or something.
01:34:13.400 To be fair, there's a lot of migrants.
01:34:15.760 There could be more migrant-based emergencies.
01:34:18.880 All right.
01:34:19.260 I agree with you.
01:34:20.300 All right.
01:34:20.600 Next clip, cicada piss so much it makes it look like a rain.
01:34:27.920 So they're like doing something where they take a lot of nectar from the tree and so they
01:34:31.880 create a lot of byproduct.
01:34:33.260 They piss like crazy.
01:34:34.540 They piss like a dog.
01:34:36.040 And it's uplifting because you can get cicada pissed on, but you think it's rain.
01:34:40.100 Okay.
01:34:40.760 That's uplifting where you don't even know it's pith.
01:34:43.080 All right.
01:34:43.560 You go, oh, it's drizzling.
01:34:45.060 It's like a rainforest or something.
01:34:47.500 Uplifting.
01:34:48.140 All right.
01:34:48.480 You don't need to know.
01:34:49.440 All right.
01:34:49.900 This next video, thank you, is from a guy in Alaska.
01:34:55.200 And the backstory is that he was run down by the media because he had an old Soviet-era
01:35:04.720 motorcycle.
01:35:06.200 Yeah.
01:35:06.440 And so the Russian media was very fascinated with him.
01:35:08.780 And he was explaining that he can't get all the parts he needs because they're built in
01:35:13.180 a facility in Ukraine.
01:35:15.440 What do you think?
01:35:16.960 What do you think it is?
01:35:18.120 It does look like a bike.
01:35:21.500 It looks like a girl.
01:35:22.860 Show me.
01:35:24.460 Yeah.
01:35:24.840 Let's take a look at it.
01:35:27.040 Wow.
01:35:27.860 Look at that.
01:35:30.540 This is a personal gift from the president of the Russian Federation to you.
01:35:35.840 Very good.
01:35:37.020 It's kind of crazy.
01:35:38.560 What was your reaction when you were told that they were going to give you this bike?
01:35:44.100 Was this like, did you think this was a hoax?
01:35:46.820 What was going through your mind?
01:35:48.320 Absolutely.
01:35:48.840 I thought it was a hoax.
01:35:50.240 Because they don't know me.
01:35:51.580 I don't know them.
01:35:53.160 There is no reason why they could have, should give me a bike.
01:35:56.600 I haven't.
01:35:56.900 He doesn't even, he's not pro-Russia enough.
01:36:00.180 I know.
01:36:00.620 I'd be like, oh my God, Putin's the best.
01:36:03.980 I'd go crazy.
01:36:05.720 And look at this beginning of the video.
01:36:07.600 Two Ideal East trucks in the background.
01:36:09.560 Great American company there.
01:36:10.940 Yeah.
01:36:11.900 That is good.
01:36:12.760 But this guy doesn't even appreciate Russia at all.
01:36:19.320 Yeah.
01:36:19.560 Putin's a, Putin gave him a hookup.
01:36:21.060 I don't know why.
01:36:22.180 I think he didn't want to piss anybody off.
01:36:24.220 I think he was playing it safe.
01:36:25.560 Yeah.
01:36:25.740 Because he's like, I didn't do anything to deserve it.
01:36:27.480 And you know, I'm not doing anything in return.
01:36:30.120 It's just a gift.
01:36:30.900 I don't know why they did it.
01:36:32.220 I would be like, Russia's the best.
01:36:34.100 This was awesome.
01:36:34.980 I'd love to meet Putin.
01:36:36.340 Fuck Zelensky.
01:36:37.640 Give him what he wants.
01:36:39.020 Thank you.
01:36:39.320 Get that factory up and running.
01:36:40.460 Thank you to the Russian people.
01:36:41.620 I'd love to visit Russia one day.
01:36:43.520 You know, a lot of diplomatic stuff, like small little things like that, make a big deal and
01:36:48.120 go a long way.
01:36:48.960 Like, I remember there was some Russian girl during the, or some American girl during the
01:36:52.420 Cold War who wrote a letter to the leader of Russia and he just kind of like invited her.
01:36:58.220 And it was like a random American girl getting invited and those little things help.
01:37:02.460 And that guy didn't help level it up.
01:37:04.540 Hey, Russia, respectfully, if you somehow see this, I don't really ride motorcycles.
01:37:12.840 Yeah.
01:37:13.200 I don't want a motorcycle because it's actually dangerous and migrants are like running off
01:37:17.720 the road.
01:37:18.240 Uninsured migrants on the road.
01:37:19.520 Yeah.
01:37:19.720 I'm sure you guys can understand, but I really would take any gift, any dollar amount, and
01:37:25.360 I would really appreciate it.
01:37:27.160 And it would be a blessing to me from the Russian people who I have an affinity towards
01:37:32.440 and very positive views of.
01:37:34.860 God bless Russia.
01:37:36.260 There you go.
01:37:37.220 Hope you get your shit, brother.
01:37:38.720 And my birthday is Sunday.
01:37:40.920 Okay.
01:37:42.320 Cars.
01:37:43.060 All right.
01:37:43.300 All right.
01:37:43.600 Beggings beneath you.
01:37:44.520 Beggings beneath you.
01:37:45.440 Pathetic.
01:37:46.120 Cars would be cool.
01:37:48.000 Classic Mercedes.
01:37:49.380 You guys probably appreciate that.
01:37:50.780 You're humiliating yourself.
01:37:51.560 80s Mercedes, 90s Mercedes.
01:37:54.300 Oh, it's getting pathetic.
01:37:55.420 The SEC.
01:37:57.200 SEC?
01:37:58.340 It's SEC.
01:37:59.960 It's the coupe.
01:38:00.840 It's the Mercedes coupe.
01:38:02.180 It's the coolest car ever.
01:38:03.100 Okay.
01:38:03.680 Okay.
01:38:04.780 I thought you were talking Alabama versus Tennessee or something.
01:38:07.400 No, no.
01:38:08.320 Just classic Mercedes, Russia version, please.
01:38:11.960 All right.
01:38:12.420 Love you guys.
01:38:13.200 All right.
01:38:13.440 All right.
01:38:14.120 Our pyramid comment clip of the week is these people ran into a burning house and pulled
01:38:18.680 the dogs out.
01:38:21.560 Homeowners weren't home.
01:38:23.860 Hey!
01:38:25.580 Don't break the window.
01:38:27.340 The whole house is gone anyway.
01:38:32.480 There's one, Brick.
01:38:35.620 Dad, your shoulder.
01:38:39.060 Brick.
01:38:43.340 Hey, keep going.
01:38:44.260 Keep going.
01:38:44.720 Move.
01:38:46.420 Keep going.
01:38:48.880 All right.
01:38:49.360 That's why I want to drive.
01:38:50.280 There's a dog in there.
01:38:52.560 Move.
01:38:53.580 Hold my hands.
01:38:57.680 Knee, Anzo.
01:38:59.020 All right.
01:39:00.560 Come here, buddy.
01:39:01.420 The dog.
01:39:01.900 The dog.
01:39:02.480 Shit, it's in the back there.
01:39:05.260 Anzo, be careful in there.
01:39:08.160 All right.
01:39:09.280 And they get the dogs.
01:39:14.440 And they save the dogs.
01:39:16.420 We'll fast forward.
01:39:17.180 Or do they come out with the dogs and they pass them off?
01:39:19.620 I would have got the door in one push.
01:39:22.340 Feels good to be that third guy after they loosened up the door a little bit who gets it
01:39:25.660 on one kick.
01:39:26.360 Yeah.
01:39:26.620 That was nice.
01:39:27.360 I'd go.
01:39:27.700 That was me.
01:39:28.440 Yeah.
01:39:28.980 And that was very nice.
01:39:30.200 Yeah.
01:39:30.700 It was.
01:39:31.100 Save the dogs.
01:39:32.460 Aware neighbors, right?
01:39:34.100 Yep.
01:39:34.480 But you know who doesn't do that?
01:39:35.840 Who?
01:39:36.920 Pakistanis.
01:39:37.480 Oh, yeah.
01:39:38.300 They go in there.
01:39:39.440 You know what they do to the dog.
01:39:40.740 Sex crimes.
01:39:41.560 Or they steal your shit.
01:39:42.840 Yeah.
01:39:43.160 They go crazy on your shit.
01:39:44.240 All your watches.
01:39:44.840 I was just hoping when you catch them.
01:39:47.560 And then you get lucky.
01:39:49.020 Your dog survives because they left the door open after they robbed you.
01:39:51.980 And the media comes and goes, Pakistani heroes will save the dogs.
01:39:56.300 Import 40 more.
01:39:57.720 Yeah.
01:39:57.980 Right now.
01:39:58.640 All right.
01:39:58.840 That's the end of the episode.
01:40:01.480 We have one shout out.
01:40:02.740 I got a little depressed.
01:40:04.300 The migrant section, you know?
01:40:06.120 The UK migrant section is bad.
01:40:08.240 Shit pisses me off.
01:40:09.560 Shit pisses me off.
01:40:09.920 And we're not allowed to say, like, oh, they should have a revolution or something.
01:40:14.600 It's getting to that point when you can't even say anything in your own home country
01:40:17.760 about the decline of your home country and criminals and-
01:40:20.520 And you're getting, like, destroyed and R-A-P-E-D by low-IQ Muslim people that shouldn't even
01:40:28.280 be there.
01:40:28.920 And you can't say anything about it.
01:40:30.360 And if you say anything about it, you go to jail.
01:40:32.080 That would make me-
01:40:33.760 People went to war for less.
01:40:35.480 Yeah.
01:40:36.120 A long time ago.
01:40:37.360 I don't know.
01:40:38.060 A lot less.
01:40:39.080 And I'm not telling anyone to do anything.
01:40:40.800 But when something happens, I would understand.
01:40:42.980 I'm going to completely understand.
01:40:44.080 I'm going to go, well, what did you think was going to happen?
01:40:46.260 That's going to be my initial commentary.
01:40:47.760 All right.
01:40:47.940 So other than that, I mean, that can kind of hurt the tone of the show a little bit when
01:40:51.540 it gets too dark.
01:40:52.800 Yeah.
01:40:53.180 Well, that's why we have Uplifting Gold.
01:40:54.520 You can get pissed on by a cicada and not even know it.
01:40:57.540 Enjoy.
01:40:57.900 Save those dogs.
01:40:58.860 All right.
01:40:59.180 We have one shout out.
01:40:59.880 Happy birthday to my mom.
01:41:01.280 Oh.
01:41:01.920 Happy birthday, mom.
01:41:03.140 First to you?
01:41:03.840 Yeah.
01:41:04.200 Two days before.
01:41:05.160 I remember when you were born.
01:41:06.840 That's what she says to me.
01:41:08.540 She says-
01:41:08.840 So my mom says to me, too.
01:41:09.600 Happy birthday.
01:41:10.180 I remember when you were born.
01:41:11.300 Yep.
01:41:11.580 It was a hot August day.
01:41:13.560 Different, different, totally different experiences.
01:41:16.420 Hard work for your mom.
01:41:17.780 You just showing up.
01:41:19.320 Yeah.
01:41:19.600 And I'm glad I'm here.
01:41:21.140 And without you, I wouldn't be here and there would be no show.
01:41:24.680 And we had nothing to do.
01:41:25.820 And you showed up with little bow legs, too, right?
01:41:28.100 Yeah.
01:41:28.600 Yeah.
01:41:29.060 Yeah.
01:41:29.320 I was too big in the womb.
01:41:30.680 I was 10 and a half pounds.
01:41:32.720 God bless your mom.
01:41:33.740 Yeah.
01:41:33.860 And I had to wear a little leg cast to straighten my legs out because I was all cramped up in
01:41:38.160 there.
01:41:38.560 Oh, man.
01:41:39.340 But happy birthday, mom.
01:41:40.340 Love you.
01:41:40.740 Thank you for watching all the way through and watching every episode.
01:41:44.480 And I got you some flowers.
01:41:46.600 Lovely.
01:41:47.080 All right.
01:41:47.560 Thank you guys for watching.
01:41:48.600 We'll see you on Tuesday.
01:41:50.220 We'll see you on Tuesday.
01:42:20.220 We're heading to the bathroom.
01:42:22.900 You know we gotta go.
01:42:27.640 Cause Flickers and Redboy just uploaded the show.
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01:42:37.140 Give it up to the world's best host.
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01:43:02.780 On the last page of housekeeping.
01:43:10.200 We're letting Flickers cook.
01:43:15.900 There's a new alien spin.
01:43:18.260 Ratboy shoots him a look.
01:43:20.860 It's exactly what the feds wouldn't want you to see.
01:43:28.280 But it could be a distraction and that rings true to me.
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