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00:00:30.000 All right, welcome back to Fleck of Stocks, the podcast, episode 310.

00:00:34.900 Today on the show, I made a graph that shows why we don't need Zionists in MAGA.

00:00:40.660 Then, a new program is giving Dearborn residents $4,500 cash for every baby they have.

00:00:47.260 We're going to tell you why that's not good.

00:00:49.040 Then, in cringe of the week, a seven-foot-tall man just won a woman's powerlifting contest.

00:00:53.920 Who could have guessed that?

00:00:54.880 And last but not least, in urban decay, bad kids are terrorizing cities across the country.

00:01:01.420 We'll go over the details there.

00:01:03.180 All this or more, it's Fleck of Stocks, the podcast, episode 310, ranked the best news podcast of all time!

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00:03:05.700 Welcome, everybody.

00:03:06.460 Happy Friday.

00:03:07.660 What's that?

00:03:09.940 What's that?

00:03:11.520 Remember that?

00:03:12.820 Yeah.

00:03:13.540 That had some staying power.

00:03:16.120 Fleckis to me before the show.

00:03:18.380 He goes, what's up?

00:03:19.900 And then I ignore him.

00:03:21.240 And then like 35 seconds later, he goes, what's up?

00:03:25.600 It's like, I heard you, buddy.

00:03:26.920 I heard you.

00:03:27.480 I feel like that was like a meme before the memes.

00:03:31.280 Yeah, that might be cyclical.

00:03:32.540 That might come back every 10 years.

00:03:34.220 Sure.

00:03:34.540 We might be able to bring it back.

00:03:36.620 But that was back before social media, so you couldn't go viral.

00:03:40.180 And then what went viral?

00:03:41.240 A Super Bowl commercial?

00:03:42.300 You had to pay to go viral.

00:03:43.580 Yeah.

00:03:43.860 You had to run that commercial 100 times.

00:03:45.980 So there's something there.

00:03:47.000 Yeah.

00:03:47.160 What's that?

00:03:47.840 All right.

00:03:49.800 Hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving.

00:03:51.980 I saw this meme.

00:03:53.220 I thought it was funny.

00:03:53.820 I wanted to start the show off with that.

00:03:55.620 It's Tucker and Kat Von D, but it's a pretty funny title.

00:03:59.480 Me showing up to Thanksgiving with a girl who weighs my dog at the vet.

00:04:03.700 She's not even the vet.

00:04:05.460 She's the preliminary person.

00:04:07.320 She just takes the weight and then hands the paperwork off to the real vet.

00:04:10.020 That's pretty good.

00:04:11.240 Yeah.

00:04:11.700 And then I saw this clip going around from the Trump administration, and they were giving,

00:04:16.560 it was Secretary Duffy, and he was giving advice on travel and ways to travel in a higher class way.

00:04:23.740 But I think we have to think about how do we do a better job?

00:04:27.640 How do we maintain maybe some of that frustration we have as we travel this Thanksgiving season?

00:04:33.020 Maybe we should say please and thank you to our pilots and to our flight attendants.

00:04:39.640 I think, again, I call this just maybe dressing with some respect.

00:04:45.980 Whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better,

00:04:52.100 which encourages us to maybe behave all a little better.

00:04:56.180 Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport.

00:05:00.780 I think that's positive.

00:05:01.320 No slippers and pajamas.

00:05:03.280 Maybe don't bring your own seafood boil to eat in the middle seat of a Spirit Airlines flight.

00:05:07.900 Yeah, Secretary Duffy wanted to be more broad than that.

00:05:12.680 But the problem with advice like this is the only people who would listen to this advice don't need this advice.

00:05:20.340 And the people who do need this advice aren't watching statements from Secretary Duffy.

00:05:24.640 Yeah.

00:05:24.960 Let's turn on C-SPAN.

00:05:27.040 I don't think they're on that channel.

00:05:29.400 And you wear shorts on flights?

00:05:33.200 Yeah.

00:05:33.580 I think that's a little disrespectful, brushing someone with your leg hair.

00:05:37.000 So maybe you need to take this advice.

00:05:38.780 Up your standards a little bit.

00:05:39.640 I'm a comfy clothes while traveling, hoodies and basketball shorts and big high tops.

00:05:44.580 Yeah.

00:05:44.960 So maybe you need to listen.

00:05:46.440 Maybe someone needs to self-reflect.

00:05:47.820 Maybe I'll write that down.

00:05:48.820 Yeah.

00:05:49.040 Don't smoke a two-gram blunt before you get to the airport.

00:05:52.160 He was kind of alluding to certain people, I think.

00:05:54.220 I know.

00:05:54.800 I know.

00:05:55.380 All right.

00:05:56.120 Well, let's get to our next clip.

00:05:57.780 Trump made – well, he almost made a joke about fat J.D. Pritzker and instead took the

00:06:03.000 high road.

00:06:03.860 Talk about Pritzker in size.

00:06:06.000 But when I talk about Pritzker, I get angry because he's not letting us do the job.

00:06:10.420 So I'm not going to tell him my Pritzker joke.

00:06:12.360 They have a very cute little joke, you know.

00:06:14.780 Some speechwriter wrote some joke about his weight.

00:06:18.800 But I would never want to talk about his weight.

00:06:20.820 I don't talk about people being fat.

00:06:23.520 I refuse to talk about the fact that he's a fat slob.

00:06:26.800 I don't mention it.

00:06:28.660 Nice of him to take the high road there.

00:06:30.780 That's exactly what you do.

00:06:32.640 That's exactly what you do when something's a little too racist.

00:06:35.800 I say, I was going to say this, and then I didn't.

00:06:38.460 And then it's just I say it anyway, and it's on the screen.

00:06:41.000 Hey, great minds, man.

00:06:42.020 That's a good technique.

00:06:43.180 It is a good technique.

00:06:44.380 And also, remember, last episode, we mentioned the Somali fraud and all the problems.

00:06:48.600 And the next thing you know, someone makes a call, go get these Somalis.

00:06:52.800 Trump could be a show watcher and getting stuff from us a little bit.

00:06:55.980 Speaking of that, I don't want to get too far ahead of ourselves, but the rumor is the

00:06:59.140 Trump administration is sending in ICE and Border Patrol into Minneapolis next.

00:07:03.780 So thank you.

00:07:04.600 Anything else you want President Trump to do?

00:07:06.500 Free ice cream.

00:07:08.120 I don't know.

00:07:08.920 What could we ask for?

00:07:09.760 How about a gift bag?

00:07:10.900 Yeah.

00:07:11.200 What could only we get, you know?

00:07:13.160 Because other people are clamoring online for these same things.

00:07:15.360 So we do need to test that it's coming from us.

00:07:18.220 We should make a very specific demand.

00:07:20.420 Yeah.

00:07:20.780 That's a good idea.

00:07:21.540 Or maybe a Christmas gift bag with a bunch of Trump stuff.

00:07:24.140 Yeah.

00:07:24.500 Just personal.

00:07:25.340 Just for us.

00:07:25.940 Don't try to better America.

00:07:27.440 Just personal.

00:07:28.160 Yeah.

00:07:28.580 All right.

00:07:29.000 Let's get to our next story.

00:07:30.260 Gavin Newsom wasted $450 million.

00:07:33.380 Yeah.

00:07:33.860 Gavin New Scum spent $450 million in taxpayer dollars for a new 911 system.

00:07:39.680 They just announced they're scrapping it because the design was a total failure.

00:07:43.300 $450 million down the drain.

00:07:45.740 The only thing New Scum excels at is wasting tax dollars on badge projects.

00:07:49.760 All right.

00:07:50.180 Yeah.

00:07:51.160 Sometimes, I was going to say, sometimes I lose money in shit coins and I kind of feel

00:07:55.600 bad about it.

00:07:56.600 Yeah.

00:07:57.340 $450 million.

00:07:58.820 Yeah.

00:07:59.260 You can bankrupt yourself personally.

00:08:01.040 I can still be fine.

00:08:02.160 I can get back in the batter's box.

00:08:04.220 Yeah.

00:08:04.860 Swing away.

00:08:05.680 Yeah.

00:08:05.940 I don't know if your relationship with money is very healthy.

00:08:08.660 Also, I don't know if this is very helpful when you're new scum and you kind of go heavy

00:08:14.200 handed with the rhetoric because then like someone can see this and like disregard it and

00:08:18.900 then they don't even get to the second or third sentence where he wasted $450 million.

00:08:22.820 A genuine problem.

00:08:23.880 I'm not reading that to me.

00:08:25.040 That partisan hack.

00:08:26.220 Yeah.

00:08:26.560 And then also-

00:08:27.040 Maybe lives at TikTok.

00:08:27.740 He needs to chill out a little bit.

00:08:29.280 A little chill with the editorializing.

00:08:31.360 And keep in mind, California spends over $10 billion a year for healthcare for illegals

00:08:35.580 and they're also in $1.6 trillion of debt.

00:08:38.640 Yeah.

00:08:38.880 And we got that, the rail system that's a total boondoggle.

00:08:43.060 Boondoggle.

00:08:43.820 Is that a good word?

00:08:44.580 That works.

00:08:45.180 They're wasting money on that.

00:08:46.340 A lot of scrapped projects in California.

00:08:48.960 Yeah.

00:08:49.320 But some of the contractors, they do make the money.

00:08:52.020 You know, the people who started the project, they go, you still owe us.

00:08:54.840 Yeah.

00:08:55.240 Project's done, but you still owe us.

00:08:56.600 So everyone gets paid and then there's no deliverables.

00:08:58.760 Yeah.

00:08:59.380 Makes you want to post a boomer meme to Facebook about it.

00:09:02.300 Democrats suck.

00:09:03.860 What's up?

00:09:05.300 What's up?

00:09:06.200 Democrats suck.

00:09:07.380 All right.

00:09:07.840 Let's get to our next story.

00:09:08.840 Our next story is actually sad.

00:09:10.700 So tighten up on the energy.

00:09:12.300 Two National Guardsmen were shot on Wednesday and they died.

00:09:16.780 Very sad.

00:09:17.520 We have an overhead picture of the shooter.

00:09:19.660 Yeah.

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00:10:20.940 Not going to say anything in poor taste.

00:10:22.800 Not going to say anything in poor taste because our military guys were killed.

00:10:26.780 But it is a Fleckes type, unfortunately, who did the shooting.

00:10:30.260 Day before Thanksgiving, two families are going to get some bad news about young, productive members of society who got killed for no reason because some schizo type idiot.

00:10:39.880 Yeah.

00:10:40.200 So.

00:10:40.960 And things seem to be heating up.

00:10:42.500 Like the National Guard is being deployed in multiple cities and there's a lot of people saying it's illegal.

00:10:47.580 Like, for example, in D.C., a federal judge just a week before this happened said that it's illegal to deploy these National Guard troops.

00:10:55.900 So the rising tensions continue to rise and obviously you don't want to see more of this.

00:11:00.920 But I think more might be coming where people are going to start fighting and shooting and getting into situations with the National Guardsmen.

00:11:08.160 Yeah.

00:11:08.420 Prepare yourself is what I'd say.

00:11:10.240 And then this comes on the heels of that video that the Democrats elected officials all put together saying, like, disobey unlawful orders like Mark Kelly and stuff.

00:11:19.300 The one CIA lady.

00:11:21.680 So, you know, who's responsible for this?

00:11:24.720 Who's stoking the flames?

00:11:27.740 But, yeah, the violent rhetoric and stuff, it actually translates to real world shit.

00:11:31.160 So we'll learn more about this guy as it comes out.

00:11:33.380 But.

00:11:33.500 Yeah.

00:11:33.600 Keep an eye on that.

00:11:35.020 And also maybe avoid whenever there's like tensions like protesters versus National Guard.

00:11:40.840 Maybe stay away from stuff like that.

00:11:42.540 For sure.

00:11:43.260 All right.

00:11:43.560 Next.

00:11:43.880 This is just a story to keep you guys updated.

00:11:46.160 I don't have much to say about it.

00:11:47.280 But Elon bought Truth Social.

00:11:50.000 There you go.

00:11:50.880 Inside job.

00:11:51.600 Ten billion dollars.

00:11:52.680 Ten billion.

00:11:53.660 It's an interesting move.

00:11:54.460 I'm not really sure what the motivation is.

00:11:56.940 Buying the president?

00:11:58.520 Perhaps.

00:11:59.160 I mean, that's where I go.

00:12:00.200 Getting back in Trump's good graces.

00:12:01.840 Yeah.

00:12:02.780 So that's that.

00:12:04.040 I don't know.

00:12:04.360 Keep an eye on that.

00:12:04.980 I don't know what he's going to do with it.

00:12:06.100 If he's going to try to merge it with X or what.

00:12:08.080 But something to think about.

00:12:10.200 Next, I saw a clip from Vivek.

00:12:12.480 And I wanted to show it early in the show just because I really don't agree with it.

00:12:16.160 He wants to do school all year round.

00:12:19.480 Parenting more affordable by making school year round and going till four o'clock instead of three o'clock so you don't have to pay for child care.

00:12:27.680 It's like every kid's like, shut up.

00:12:29.940 Shut the fuck up, Vivek.

00:12:31.400 And it's kind of like we've been talking about where certain types treat America like it's just a GDP machine.

00:12:38.500 Yeah.

00:12:39.020 So like, oh, you know, kids spending time with their families in the summer and going to a lake vacation.

00:12:44.980 Nah, keep them in school from seven to four all year round.

00:12:48.640 Yeah, you know, that feminized place that talks about gay shit all the time and has scolding women teachers in charge of your kids.

00:12:55.780 We need that year round.

00:12:57.460 That'll have no effects.

00:12:58.920 There's this certain energy like mom and dad both need to work long hours and we need a state mandated babysitter because GDP goes up or something.

00:13:08.100 And there is an angle where, OK, I get it.

00:13:10.920 Some people might like this a little bit.

00:13:13.580 But post-World War II, America, we got so far ahead of everybody.

00:13:20.480 We earned the right to enjoy ourselves a little bit.

00:13:23.840 Riding your bike with your friends in the summertime.

00:13:26.780 Hot dogs.

00:13:27.580 Football camp, firework show, time off, a trip to the lake house.

00:13:32.800 All this shit we're entitled to from the blood we spilled for World War II almost and then the post-industrialization like head start that we had where it's like we're not competing with Chinese people.

00:13:43.580 Rice field farmers or anything.

00:13:45.280 We're a first world nation who's ahead of everybody else, has the lead.

00:13:50.860 We don't need to go to school year round.

00:13:52.820 Very true.

00:13:53.520 It's Indian energy, Indian striver energy.

00:13:56.120 Yeah.

00:13:56.720 You become doctor, go to school all year round.

00:13:58.900 Yeah.

00:13:59.400 And it's like you said.

00:14:00.180 More testing, more tests, constant tests.

00:14:02.920 It's like you roughhouse.

00:14:04.420 You like there's there's more dimensions than academics for an American in my mind.

00:14:11.200 And, you know, kids still do structured shit in the summer, football camp, all that type of stuff.

00:14:16.280 It's just like this weird babysitter.

00:14:18.880 And unless it's it's one of those things like, oh, Americans should have public transit everywhere.

00:14:25.020 And it's like, but we have repeat offenders terrorizing it all the time.

00:14:28.140 And it's like, well, Americans need to be in school year round.

00:14:31.880 It's like the teachers are fucking all of them celebrated when Charlie Kirk died.

00:14:36.180 Yeah.

00:14:36.340 And they all try to make your kid gay.

00:14:37.860 You know what I mean?

00:14:39.060 That's hyperbole.

00:14:40.100 But a lot of them did celebrate when Charlie Kirk died.

00:14:42.780 And a lot of them try to teach your kid to be gay.

00:14:44.980 And so there's just this kind of mix of like we've earned it.

00:14:49.320 We deserve our free time.

00:14:51.680 Academics don't make the kid.

00:14:53.260 They're a huge part of a kid.

00:14:54.760 And then like a lot of the kids education comes from their parents.

00:14:58.160 So the more time they spend away from their parents, what are you doing instead?

00:15:01.120 You're putting them in an inefficient system.

00:15:03.600 Yeah.

00:15:04.040 So it might seem like a good idea on paper.

00:15:07.160 There's migrants in the school.

00:15:08.960 You need translators, stuff like that.

00:15:11.700 And then I was thinking it could be a sabotage move where the more time kids spend in school,

00:15:16.600 the less they'll actually learn.

00:15:18.320 And then you'll really need H-1Bs in the future.

00:15:21.300 It's all about H-1Bs.

00:15:22.840 It's all a long game H-1B thing.

00:15:25.080 And Vivek, man, I don't know.

00:15:27.280 He's like the – he knows what to say sometimes.

00:15:31.280 He's like an encyclopedia if you give him like a certain topic to argue about because it's an algorithm in his head.

00:15:37.560 But when it's like create something on your own like this, he steps in it.

00:15:42.500 He does.

00:15:42.940 And if we lose – we're going to lose a state that went big for Trump in 2024.

00:15:48.860 We're going to get massacred in 2026 and we're going to lose the governorships of like several good states.

00:15:54.120 Yeah.

00:15:54.600 It reminds me of like Ben Shapiro when he said we should raise the retirement age.

00:15:59.940 Yes.

00:16:00.500 It's the same energy of like America is more than just the GDP and the output.

00:16:05.720 Yeah.

00:16:05.960 And you can have some arguments about, well, when – once people retire and they aren't focused,

00:16:11.140 their cognitive abilities decline and whatever.

00:16:15.000 It's a choice.

00:16:15.840 It's supposed to be a choice.

00:16:16.760 I'm supposed to decline.

00:16:19.380 And Vivek also a few years back had this weird tweet about sex ed for kids.

00:16:24.520 Can you give that a read, please?

00:16:25.660 Republicans should use more rhymes when naming their laws.

00:16:28.680 Instead of don't say gay, they should have called it wait until eight.

00:16:32.800 As in wait until kids turn eight years old before public schools teach them about sex.

00:16:36.800 That would have avoided a national fuss about nothing.

00:16:40.880 Eight?

00:16:42.360 Again, when he has to create things on his own, he's making stupid rhymes about kids when they're eight.

00:16:47.560 Now you can talk to the kid about – and can I trouble you about H-1Bs a little bit?

00:16:52.960 All right.

00:16:53.380 Let's get to our next story.

00:16:54.780 There was a –

00:16:55.460 Bad instincts.

00:16:56.320 Yeah, bad instincts.

00:16:56.980 That's just the general vibe.

00:16:58.720 And like, I don't know, man.

00:17:00.400 I don't live in Ohio.

00:17:01.920 I know a Democrat governor would be bad for Ohio.

00:17:05.160 But I just can't bring myself to care about liking this guy.

00:17:08.680 And I'd almost like to see his political career snuffed out.

00:17:12.760 I'd like to see him go back to India scamming.

00:17:16.640 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:17:18.260 In India, he could.

00:17:19.480 He could.

00:17:19.940 I don't care.

00:17:20.380 Go back to India?

00:17:21.580 Get him out.

00:17:22.540 These fakers, man.

00:17:23.480 It's like an Obama version.

00:17:24.700 It's just bad energy, you know?

00:17:27.480 Yeah.

00:17:27.860 And it is like the social mediafication of the world.

00:17:31.100 So like when he does have sound bites and people kind of like it, like you can actually

00:17:35.020 get really far ahead without being a real N-word.

00:17:38.580 Yeah, for sure.

00:17:39.660 All right.

00:17:40.000 Next, there was a Twitter showdown between Dave Smith and Dan Crenshaw.

00:17:44.980 Went back and forth.

00:17:45.720 There's a little bit of reading, but I thought it was a good thing to show you guys.

00:17:49.300 Yeah, Dan Crenshaw kind of openly swung on him, which was weird.

00:17:52.240 Um, and then Dave Smith said something like, well, if, if I'm irrelevant, then why don't

00:17:57.600 you come on my show or something?

00:17:58.920 Or why are you talking about me?

00:18:00.860 And we're starting there basically.

00:18:02.340 And Dan Crenshaw says, I waste time addressing you because unfortunately you have enough people

00:18:06.400 who buy into your nonsense.

00:18:08.040 And then Dave Smith said, you fought in a catastrophic 20 year regime change war against the Taliban

00:18:12.500 that failed and left a better armed Taliban in power.

00:18:15.800 How the fuck did that make me or any Americans safer to have any opinion?

00:18:20.020 Pure retard boomer slop.

00:18:22.240 Yeah.

00:18:22.680 Um, and then, uh, Crenshaw is quoting somebody else after this about not attacking veterans.

00:18:31.000 And Crenshaw said, exactly.

00:18:32.580 And for Dave Smith, I'll give you a simple answer about what we got for my sacrifice and

00:18:36.380 the ultimate sacrifice my friends paid.

00:18:38.140 No more 9-11s.

00:18:39.560 That's what we got.

00:18:40.620 Thank you, Dave Smith, for revealing what a truly reprehensible person you actually are.

00:18:44.200 I thought it was, uh, simply that Dave was uninformed and misguided, but that response

00:18:49.520 to me below shows his total contempt for all veterans who have served.

00:18:53.260 And he says no more 9-11s, but we did waste trillions of dollars fighting endless wars

00:18:58.260 for Israel.

00:18:59.040 And also 9-11 was that thing that happened that one time.

00:19:02.740 Yeah.

00:19:03.200 It's kind of like when Australians say like, oh, we confiscated all the guns.

00:19:06.540 So there's no more mass shootings.

00:19:07.660 But there was only that one mass shooting.

00:19:09.940 Yeah.

00:19:10.280 Yeah.

00:19:10.820 And then keep in mind too, 9-11 was done by our own government in the, you know, who's.

00:19:16.500 Okay.

00:19:17.040 So was it a real response, a real necessary thing?

00:19:20.620 Or was it kind of spun up in a lab and hoisted on us?

00:19:25.120 Yeah.

00:19:25.400 And then Dave Smith said the terror wars prevented another 9-11 question mark.

00:19:29.360 30,000 of your friends committed suicide in the wake of those disastrous wars.

00:19:33.040 Over 7,000 soldiers died and around 4 million civilians.

00:19:35.860 You didn't prevent another 9-11.

00:19:38.000 You committed 1,000 of them all while bankrupting the country.

00:19:41.740 And, you know, I guess that's a little heated, a little fighting words.

00:19:45.600 But like, I guess, you know, you do have to zoom out and have perspective on the cost of war,

00:19:50.500 not just financial, but the human toll.

00:19:53.280 And for the Taliban to be in power now, 25 years later.

00:19:57.600 And then all the veterans have like major issues, health issues, mental health issues.

00:20:02.540 So I see his point, and I don't like Dan Crenshaw.

00:20:06.440 I get it.

00:20:07.380 I get it.

00:20:07.860 And I almost didn't want to cover this a little bit because it's like, you know, Dan Crenshaw

00:20:12.200 wasn't calling the shots.

00:20:13.200 He was an enlisted guy.

00:20:14.920 And we can attack him on policy and such.

00:20:18.180 But, yeah, I don't know.

00:20:20.420 Defending it this far back, this far after in retrospect is very interesting.

00:20:25.300 Very interesting.

00:20:26.060 Which takes us to our next topic, why the recent divide in MAGA is a good thing.

00:20:31.640 Okay.

00:20:32.820 Basically, my thesis is, I'm going to cook a little bit here.

00:20:36.100 There's a new MAGA divide between like Zionists and MAGA, America First people.

00:20:41.600 And I think it's a good thing because it shows us who's with us and who will eventually let

00:20:46.180 us down when other interests come into play.

00:20:49.200 Okay.

00:20:49.660 And I did some arts and crafts here.

00:20:51.440 I spent a lot of time last night putting this graph together.

00:20:54.680 And the Y axis on top is not Zionist.

00:20:58.960 The bottom axis on the Y side is Zionist.

00:21:03.260 And then on the right, it's conservative.

00:21:05.160 On the left, it's liberal.

00:21:06.600 And it's not perfect.

00:21:08.040 So if you're in this graph and you feel like you're not positioned properly, it's not about

00:21:13.320 perfectly positioning everyone.

00:21:14.680 It's about proving a broader point.

00:21:16.620 You see how MAGA is generally in that one rectangle in the top right corner?

00:21:21.940 Yeah.

00:21:22.540 Yeah.

00:21:22.700 You know, there's like pretty much-

00:21:24.260 Zionist neutral and up.

00:21:26.000 Yeah.

00:21:26.540 Zionist neutral and up.

00:21:27.740 You have Gavin lower than, you know, people want him to be, but he does have a spot in

00:21:33.160 his heart for the Zionist agenda a little bit.

00:21:35.840 He does like the Jews.

00:21:37.280 I feel like he defends Jewish people more than Zionism itself.

00:21:41.980 It's true.

00:21:42.600 Okay.

00:21:42.820 But that's why he's right on the line.

00:21:44.380 Okay.

00:21:44.780 Okay.

00:21:45.080 So you can see the MAGA people are all basically bunched together in a correlated area.

00:21:51.920 And then you have these outliers on the bottom and you see everyone on the bottom.

00:21:56.920 Yeah.

00:21:57.100 And then those are the people who are trying to tell us what MAGA is and what America

00:22:01.340 first is and why Zionism and MAGA go hand in hand, but they're all outliers on the bottom

00:22:06.400 at the 10 out of 10 Zionist lane.

00:22:08.620 Yeah, totally.

00:22:09.520 Isn't that crazy?

00:22:10.380 Yeah.

00:22:10.540 Is that, is that Dave Rubin to the left of Jeffrey Epstein I see on the bottom left?

00:22:14.960 Yeah.

00:22:15.980 Good arts and crafts for you.

00:22:17.280 This is fun.

00:22:18.060 It's fun for you.

00:22:18.920 This was busy.

00:22:20.020 Yeah.

00:22:20.500 No.

00:22:20.740 And I totally get it.

00:22:21.840 Um, and I feel like a lot of the, the bottom right, um, they don't do a lot of convincing

00:22:30.280 or arguing for their point.

00:22:32.440 And obviously they do engage in arguing.

00:22:35.100 Um, but their energy is more gatekeeping and you can't say that or you can't do that.

00:22:40.540 Instead of convincing people.

00:22:42.240 That's the point I keep coming back to because I'm not a design.

00:22:45.680 I don't care about Israel.

00:22:46.980 I don't care about, uh, you can't tell me they're our greatest ally or something.

00:22:51.840 It's a 5,000 mile away country in the middle East.

00:22:54.380 Like it's lower priority for me naturally, but these guys don't even do a good job of

00:22:59.340 trying to argue for like me, you know what I'm saying?

00:23:02.360 And then if you do oppose them or have a different view, why do you hate Jews?

00:23:07.080 You call me an outlier.

00:23:08.360 What are you saying?

00:23:08.880 I'm not a, I'm not a person.

00:23:10.020 Are you dehumanizing me?

00:23:11.200 Are you going to gas me?

00:23:12.240 So you put Prager to the right of Shapiro?

00:23:15.200 Yeah.

00:23:15.920 I guess that doesn't matter at that point.

00:23:17.600 You're just trying to fit.

00:23:18.780 At a certain point you can't overlap them.

00:23:20.780 Yeah.

00:23:21.080 Yeah.

00:23:21.240 Yeah.

00:23:21.340 So you kind of have to play a little game.

00:23:24.080 Okay.

00:23:24.340 And then the same in the top right, like it's not perfect, but the whole point is normal

00:23:28.620 America first people are bunched together.

00:23:30.440 And then all the way at the bottom, you have all of these people who care about Israel,

00:23:34.100 some other country.

00:23:35.260 And I don't.

00:23:36.360 Yeah.

00:23:36.500 I don't.

00:23:37.560 Yeah.

00:23:37.960 And unfortunately, Trump has a lot of the outliers in his ear.

00:23:42.280 Trump is.

00:23:43.060 Trump would not look great on this just based on actions.

00:23:45.720 I didn't even want to put him on because it's so disappointing.

00:23:48.960 But I heard there are some shakeups coming.

00:23:51.140 Apparently, he's thinking about firing Susie Wiles.

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00:24:55.040 Which would be great, but you know, we're running out of time.

00:24:58.560 We'll see.

00:24:59.080 Yeah.

00:24:59.380 And then you make one more mistake where you appoint someone who disappoints you too, and

00:25:03.240 that's, ah, presidency's over.

00:25:05.060 Yeah.

00:25:05.820 That's basically how it goes.

00:25:07.420 Exactly.

00:25:07.920 We're running out of time.

00:25:09.260 Anybody else you want to point out on here?

00:25:11.340 Tim Pool is not as far left as this.

00:25:13.540 I think on certain things, but come on, give him some credit, right?

00:25:16.980 Put him on the right.

00:25:17.720 So I think he's like more on the left, like libertarian type, or was, same with Joe Rogan.

00:25:24.800 It's not perfect.

00:25:25.800 Okay.

00:25:26.660 Officer Tatum, he used to be like on the, on the line.

00:25:30.620 Yeah.

00:25:31.000 And then he went, recent events, recent events.

00:25:34.680 Straight down.

00:25:35.260 Yeah.

00:25:35.480 And then Gavin used to be further towards Zionist.

00:25:38.620 And I think he's inching his way up.

00:25:40.980 Okay.

00:25:41.240 So, so you got some movers.

00:25:42.800 We got people who are moving.

00:25:44.260 Yeah.

00:25:44.480 Okay.

00:25:44.780 All right.

00:25:45.100 Well, now we're in our migrant section.

00:25:46.660 I've never seen you do arts and crafts like that before.

00:25:48.560 So.

00:25:48.800 I was up to like one in the morning.

00:25:50.440 Wow.

00:25:51.080 Just like clicking and screenshotting and moving.

00:25:54.720 I don't know.

00:25:55.420 There's layers to it.

00:25:56.800 Good for you.

00:25:57.420 I was on Canva.

00:25:58.780 Oh.

00:26:00.800 You probably paid for it.

00:26:02.440 I paid for it.

00:26:03.520 I have a, I'll cancel the free trial before.

00:26:05.940 In 12 months.

00:26:07.040 Yeah.

00:26:08.180 Paid for the whole year and then cancel it.

00:26:10.100 Yep.

00:26:10.780 All right.

00:26:11.000 We have our migrant section.

00:26:12.220 Lots to get to here.

00:26:13.720 First, we have some H-1B versus deportation stats.

00:26:17.560 Yeah.

00:26:18.020 From October, 2024 to June, 2025, over 304,000 H-1Bs were approved with an approval rate of

00:26:24.300 83%.

00:26:25.420 Last month's USCIS rejected only 661 out of 37,000 H-1B applicants.

00:26:31.680 We are now up to 1,600 legal immigrants a day now.

00:26:36.200 That's with just the H-1B rate.

00:26:38.780 That's a lot.

00:26:39.440 And then somebody quote tweeted it and said, there were only 1,013 deportations the day

00:26:44.880 before yesterday.

00:26:45.820 Compare that to the rate of current 1,600 H-1Bs per day.

00:26:49.500 Why is mass importation outpacing mass deportation?

00:26:53.160 And that's legal.

00:26:54.260 Yeah.

00:26:54.780 Legal.

00:26:55.620 Yeah.

00:26:55.880 So not good.

00:26:57.060 That's why we constantly bring it up.

00:26:58.480 We're not happy about this.

00:26:59.580 Our numbers are horrible.

00:27:01.380 Very.

00:27:02.300 Let's get to our next story.

00:27:04.180 Not to blackpill on Thanksgiving weekend, but someone needs to listen.

00:27:08.180 That H-1B thing is eye-opening.

00:27:10.680 1,600 in, 1,000 out.

00:27:12.920 Yeah.

00:27:13.440 Well, let's do the math.

00:27:14.540 How do you deport 50 million people with 1,600 coming in and 1,000 going out?

00:27:19.460 You never get there.

00:27:20.500 Yeah.

00:27:20.800 Let me do some quick math.

00:27:22.020 Back of the napkin math.

00:27:23.620 Doesn't work.

00:27:24.660 All right.

00:27:25.180 I saw this and thought it was interesting as well.

00:27:27.240 Well, have you guys noticed a lot of student driver cars on the road?

00:27:30.380 I know I have.

00:27:31.500 And you assume it's 16-year-old kids getting their learner's permit, but it's actually not.

00:27:37.220 It's migrants.

00:27:38.360 Maybe two years ago, I started noticing these student driver stickers on a huge number of

00:27:42.160 vehicles in my area.

00:27:43.880 Almost without fail, the driver is not some young kid learning how to drive.

00:27:47.520 It's an adult and quite clearly someone who hasn't been in this country very long.

00:27:51.240 All of these reports about ICE raids clearing up traffic in big cities suddenly makes all

00:27:56.360 the sense in the world.

00:27:57.700 It does.

00:27:58.680 And then also a lot of the traffic incidents you see are migrants or illegals.

00:28:03.580 People send them to me all the time like, oh, hey, this just happened outside my work

00:28:07.000 or outside my house.

00:28:08.000 And it's like a multi-car pileup with some guy who doesn't speak English.

00:28:11.280 Yeah.

00:28:11.800 So we're seeing it a lot.

00:28:13.100 And that's actually what this next clip is.

00:28:15.120 This illegal crashed into somebody, but she tries to help.

00:28:18.480 What do you mean, though?

00:28:19.400 You have fun, but it's no.

00:28:20.560 Yeah, I will call the police.

00:28:22.540 You just pulled out in front of my car and now you're saying that.

00:28:26.740 I don't even know what to do.

00:28:30.060 No, no, no, because you want hair color.

00:28:32.780 I what?

00:28:33.540 Color.

00:28:34.740 I have hair color.

00:28:36.900 Yes.

00:28:37.860 You have to clean up.

00:28:38.880 Look.

00:28:39.640 You clean up.

00:28:41.040 Yeah, but right here.

00:28:42.180 Do you see that dent right there?

00:28:43.520 That's it.

00:28:44.140 You can't clean that off.

00:28:46.260 No, no.

00:28:46.800 You want to wash.

00:28:47.480 Okay, wait.

00:28:50.560 She gets some baby wipes or makeup remover or something.

00:28:55.680 Starts scrubbing.

00:28:57.080 Basically, the foreign language version of that'll buff right out.

00:29:00.180 That'll buff right out with some baby wipes.

00:29:02.220 Yeah.

00:29:02.360 And keep in mind, this is why your car insurance, like your health care, keeps getting more expensive

00:29:08.200 every year because normal Americans are paying and footing the bill for all the illegal migrants.

00:29:14.120 Yeah.

00:29:14.300 And it's a topic we've covered for a long time, migrants on the road, people texting, all the bad things that contribute to a more dangerous roadway.

00:29:23.860 And we focused mostly on trucking, but trucking, you at least have to hire that black woman who shows up in disguises to pass your CDL test.

00:29:32.020 You at least have to find a company to hire you who's willing to cut corners, right?

00:29:37.900 Anybody can get out on the road.

00:29:39.500 And they drive without licenses, without insurance.

00:29:42.120 All you need is a piece of shit car that an American teenager, his parents will say it's too unsafe to drive.

00:29:48.100 And they'll go, two grand?

00:29:50.080 I'm in.

00:29:50.760 I'm in.

00:29:51.400 And where I come from, there is no license.

00:29:53.500 Exactly.

00:29:54.520 I'm not assuming there's a rule.

00:29:56.660 All right.

00:29:57.000 Next, we have some new stats on net contribution from migrants.

00:30:01.460 We found out that not even the second generation of immigrants are net contributors.

00:30:07.080 Yeah.

00:30:07.640 This is from, what, I guess, an article.

00:30:09.560 It says, the U.S. has a welfare state.

00:30:11.600 This means that those individuals who are below 60th percentile or so of the income distribution are net receivers of funds from the government during their lifetime, net receivers.

00:30:23.600 Those between the 60th and 90th percentile are approximately net zero contributors.

00:30:29.840 And only at the top 10th percentiles are net contributors.

00:30:34.120 So multi-generations are not contributing.

00:30:37.960 Yeah.

00:30:38.200 And so someone's kind of summing this up in the context of migrants, because this is the migrant section.

00:30:43.540 And he says, unless an immigrant will make more than the 90th percentile of U.S. income, they don't help America financially.

00:30:51.700 And this is likely to persist among their children and grandchildren.

00:30:55.520 And that is before we even get into the cultural and social problems caused by mass immigration.

00:30:59.940 That means even immigrants at the 90th percentile income-wise are a net negative for American.

00:31:05.540 That's like H-1Bs.

00:31:06.640 If you happen to make money and I still don't like you for various behavior reasons, no personal space, trash removal, shitting.

00:31:17.220 Shitting.

00:31:18.460 Every illegal immigrant we deport, America will be richer.

00:31:21.460 You get it.

00:31:22.240 You get the gist.

00:31:23.100 Yeah.

00:31:23.760 All right.

00:31:24.080 Our next story.

00:31:24.960 This is when we cover-

00:31:25.600 That's it?

00:31:26.360 Yeah.

00:31:26.720 I just wanted to point that out.

00:31:27.900 And I mean, we've talked about over the course of the show, the different ethnic groups like Somalis and the really bad ones, Middle East, Northern African migrants, who are over a lifetime, cost a million dollars, stuff like that.

00:31:42.760 But there's a lot of gray area in between too.

00:31:45.320 And so it's this weird thing where we're chasing so much GDP that we got to let anyone in.

00:31:52.140 And it's like, people are a net negative.

00:31:54.960 People are instantly a net negative from everywhere.

00:31:57.900 And so-

00:31:58.800 And it's not net negative-

00:31:59.620 We need to be so selective is the whole point.

00:32:01.680 And it's not net negative until they get a job or net negative until they learn English.

00:32:05.840 It's like net negative for-

00:32:07.460 Possibly multiple generations.

00:32:08.620 Multiple generations.

00:32:10.080 Yep.

00:32:10.460 All right.

00:32:10.760 Remember that story we covered, I believe, last episode where the Somali did $7 million in fraud?

00:32:17.760 Yeah.

00:32:18.180 What was it?

00:32:18.640 Healthcare fraud?

00:32:19.240 Well, this, yeah, I think this is, this is Medicaid fraud and this falls under, like, we've been talking about all these Somali things happening in Minnesota and they're kind of under three big umbrellas, like the autism scam.

00:32:33.000 So this might be the autism scam, the feeding our future and the HSS, which is housing, autism, and then feeding hungry kids.

00:32:41.540 And those numbers that we've provided for them are, like, the overarching how much has been stolen from each program.

00:32:48.400 But these people are getting prosecuted on the individual level.

00:32:52.660 You know, they have to individually prosecute them each.

00:32:54.920 And so this is just one example of a guy who personally did $7.2 million in fraud.

00:32:59.840 He did $7.2 million in fraud and the judge dropped those charges even though the jury found him guilty.

00:33:06.680 Can you let that play?

00:33:07.300 At the August trial for Abdi Fatah Youssef, the jury heard evidence that he ran his home healthcare company, Promise Health, out of a mailbox at a Central Avenue address where multiple other home healthcare companies were supposedly located.

00:33:20.400 Youssef and his wife, Lowell Ahmed, were charged with stealing $7.2 million of taxpayer money through Medicaid overbilling in a personal care assistant, or PCA, scam.

00:33:30.480 The couple allegedly spent tens of thousands of the fraud money on luxury items for themselves.

00:33:35.980 Despite the jury swiftly convicting Youssef, Judge Sarah West last week decided they got it wrong.

00:33:41.900 It's reversing or overturning a jury's verdict.

00:33:45.080 Defense attorney Joe Tamburino, who's not affiliated with this case, reviewed the decision and analyzed it for Care 11 News.

00:33:51.080 He says Judge West ruled that the state's case relied heavily on circumstantial evidence and that she believed the state did not rule out other reasonable inferences.

00:34:01.560 That, in fact, there could have been other reasonable theories other than guilt in this case.

00:34:06.540 That's what it comes down to.

00:34:07.820 Despite the ruling, even Judge West wrote that she is troubled by the manner in which fraud was able to be perpetuated at Promise Health.

00:34:14.760 I was stunned.

00:34:15.480 So they didn't know any better.

00:34:16.480 Yeah, and the jury didn't know enough, and I'm just going to let this guy go.

00:34:21.120 So, exactly.

00:34:21.840 The jury found him guilty based on the evidence with beyond a reasonable doubt, and the judge acknowledged that there was fraud done.

00:34:29.600 Yeah.

00:34:30.220 But vibes were off.

00:34:31.720 Yeah, I don't know.

00:34:32.980 For some reason, I just felt bad for him.

00:34:34.660 He got all that Canada Goose and Michael Kors and Peloton shit.

00:34:38.220 It's not like he's, like, you know, supporting his family and, you know, he's buying luxury goods.

00:34:42.700 Pure fraud out of a mailbox.

00:34:44.080 And I'm sure he had something lined up, like, remember the Feeding Our Future scam when the guy said,

00:34:49.160 you didn't do surveillance on the back of the restaurant.

00:34:51.700 Maybe I was feeding 4,000 kids out of the back.

00:34:54.360 So probably some excuse like that was in the judge's mind.

00:34:57.280 Yeah.

00:34:57.720 But horrible, horrible, like, you guys are getting scalped systematically by an ethnic group.

00:35:05.500 And then there's just some shitty judge who kind of goes, whatever, slap on the wrist, nothing, no consequences.

00:35:12.640 Yeah, because it didn't feel right.

00:35:14.160 I didn't know you could even, like, I don't remember the last case I heard where a judge overturned a jury's verdict.

00:35:20.860 Isn't that, like, the whole point of the jury did not ever need to do that?

00:35:24.500 Yeah.

00:35:24.920 Why is the judge there?

00:35:27.160 Like, why did it go to a verdict?

00:35:29.080 And then there was, like, an interview with a jury, someone on the jury, and they were like, yeah, it was a pretty clean-cut case.

00:35:34.740 Like, it was very obvious and deliberation was easy.

00:35:38.320 The jurors were mad that they had wasted their time, basically.

00:35:41.600 And there's a tweet that kind of sums up this whole thing.

00:35:44.640 It's the one judge rule is kind of how it's called.

00:35:47.800 Yeah, this is from Political Math on Twitter.

00:35:50.680 And he says, America lives by the one judge rule.

00:35:53.460 If one judge says you're allowed to steal money from the government, no one can touch you.

00:35:57.540 If one judge says this obviously dangerous guy should be set free so he can go set innocent people on fire, too bad.

00:36:04.640 I guess we'll just have to live with people being set on fire.

00:36:07.520 If one judge says that order is illegal, then that's the end of it.

00:36:11.460 If one judge says I think schools should mandate masks, then he gets to overturn state law.

00:36:16.880 All you need is one judge, and you can get whatever you want.

00:36:19.740 Process be damned.

00:36:20.820 Consequences be damned.

00:36:22.020 Rule of law be damned.

00:36:23.120 The judge will never suffer any consequences for this, for his or her decisions.

00:36:27.540 And you will have no avenue to fix it.

00:36:29.700 Too bad.

00:36:30.800 Sucks to be a people ruled by the dictatorship of one judge.

00:36:34.580 Very true.

00:36:35.360 It's a vibe we're seeing across multiple arenas.

00:36:38.000 Immigration, presidential power.

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00:37:42.600 Repeat offenders.

00:37:43.760 Basically, a lot of things we cover.

00:37:45.500 It comes down to one bad judge.

00:37:47.360 And there's 30,000 judges, give or take, nationwide.

00:37:50.800 So you find plenty that'll impose their political views and change rulings and stuff.

00:37:57.160 Yeah.

00:37:57.320 And then also keep in mind the lieutenant governor of that state is this lady with the protect trans kids shirt.

00:38:05.680 Peggy Flanagan.

00:38:06.620 I remember her name because she's had that stupid native name that she said.

00:38:11.160 But she's just Peggy.

00:38:12.820 Peggy Flanagan.

00:38:14.000 And then Naeba Kelly, who's just fixed his country's crime problem.

00:38:18.180 Can you read what he tweeted?

00:38:19.060 He said, if you don't impeach the corrupt judges, you cannot fix the country.

00:38:22.940 They will form a cartel, a judicial dictatorship, and block all reforms, protecting the systemic corruption that put them in their seats.

00:38:30.600 Very true.

00:38:31.400 And then keep in mind as well, if you zoom out bigger picture, the whole migrant mess we're in, it was started in a way by some rogue judges in specific states.

00:38:42.500 Yeah.

00:38:42.880 For example, in California, 1994.

00:38:45.000 Can you read that?

00:38:45.600 Yeah, in 1994, California voters approved Proposition 187, an initiative designed to discourage illegal immigration and save taxpayer money by denying public benefits to illegals.

00:38:56.860 However, Jewish judge Mariana Fileser struck it down.

00:39:02.440 California now has at least 2.2 million illegals.

00:39:05.020 Not going to say what religion the judge was.

00:39:07.380 It was a Jewish judge.

00:39:08.480 Yeah.

00:39:08.940 So we didn't tweet that.

00:39:10.000 Caught me off guard there.

00:39:10.880 Yeah, but that's just what the tweet says.

00:39:12.480 But it has important information on it.

00:39:14.540 And that's kind of how it's been going, where you have these rogue judges.

00:39:18.040 Everyone in California passed Prop 187.

00:39:20.640 They all voted and said, we don't want money and funds going to illegals.

00:39:24.400 And then a judge goes, eh, you don't know any better.

00:39:26.780 Yeah.

00:39:26.960 Some words were a little off.

00:39:28.740 Or, you know, they pick away at any reason to make it not applicable.

00:39:32.900 And all of a sudden, the will of the people is snuffed out by the will of a person.

00:39:37.560 Crazy.

00:39:37.980 That's a good line.

00:39:38.720 It's a very good line.

00:39:39.480 Will of the people?

00:39:40.400 Will of the person?

00:39:41.320 Snuffed out by the will of a person.

00:39:42.620 There you go.

00:39:43.040 And it's not going to get better anytime soon.

00:39:46.180 Like we mentioned in the intro, in Dearborn, they're now giving $4,500 cash to anyone who

00:39:51.940 has a newborn baby.

00:39:53.260 We all know who lives in Dearborn.

00:39:55.520 If you had a baby as of November 1 or are currently pregnant, you are eligible for up

00:40:00.280 to $4,500.

00:40:01.660 I would just have three kids.

00:40:03.000 Dearborn RX Kids is finally here.

00:40:04.900 We worked for this program for over two years.

00:40:06.880 And if you're pregnant now, had a baby after November 1st, you're eligible.

00:40:10.640 Dearborn produces more babies per capita than any other city in Michigan.

00:40:14.000 Roughly 1,700 babies.

00:40:15.780 Which is why it's important that this program is live and well right here in the city of

00:40:19.140 Dearborn.

00:40:20.220 We're fucked.

00:40:21.160 And it's cash.

00:40:22.440 And I don't know if I've ever heard of a city ever doing this before.

00:40:25.780 Like a local municipality.

00:40:27.620 It would be cool if it was a normal American city.

00:40:31.080 Yeah, this is what you do.

00:40:32.200 And this is what you do to incentivize births, not when you're ahead of everybody else already

00:40:37.420 because you have all the Muslims.

00:40:38.980 Now they're going to hit the NOS and really take it to the next level.

00:40:41.840 So it's like, that would be a great government program if we lived in a homogenous society.

00:40:45.760 And it's like, oh yeah, have more kids.

00:40:47.980 Here's five grand.

00:40:49.100 Or every kid you have, 25% off on your taxes.

00:40:52.600 Yeah.

00:40:53.420 Not for the Muslims.

00:40:54.780 Not for fucking new people who just got here because they took over city council.

00:40:59.840 Yeah.

00:41:00.620 Let's get to our next clip, which is about this as well.

00:41:03.160 There was a wise Indian man who had some comments about what happens to your country

00:41:08.520 when too many Muslims come and the population increases.

00:41:12.400 There's 200 million Muslims living in India.

00:41:14.640 That's the second largest Muslim population in the world.

00:41:17.940 And you're saying that wherever Muslims live, that's what happens?

00:41:19.800 If Muslims become more than 30%, that country is in danger.

00:41:24.800 That sounds like hatred.

00:41:26.000 That sounds like language of hatred.

00:41:27.620 It's easy to say hatred.

00:41:28.560 I'm being kind to them.

00:41:29.640 By not letting them come to India.

00:41:32.160 Article 14 of the Indian Constitution guarantees the right to equality, as you know, for all persons living in India.

00:41:38.020 I can tell you that's a misinterpretation of Article 14.

00:41:41.860 Article 14 guarantees equality of equals.

00:41:46.820 I'll give you an example.

00:41:47.680 Are all people not equal?

00:41:49.440 All people are not equal.

00:41:50.520 Muslims do not deserve equal rights to apply.

00:41:53.740 There are no such as equal rights.

00:41:55.340 They are not in an equal category.

00:41:57.780 Hello, Bay's Department.

00:41:59.320 Yeah, let's get this guy over here.

00:42:00.900 Let's get 1.1 billion of these guys over here.

00:42:03.640 Equality is not for equals is a good point.

00:42:07.680 Yeah, I guess so.

00:42:08.580 Because when you live in a society where everyone's equal, like a homogenous society, great.

00:42:12.920 But when you bring in people from other countries and third world places and different cultural values, different religions, you can't give those same rights because they'll take advantage.

00:42:21.780 Yeah, totally.

00:42:22.560 And we have some stats here.

00:42:23.960 He said whenever your Muslim population gets above 30%, your country's toast.

00:42:29.040 We have some city Muslim percentage population stats here, the top five.

00:42:34.140 Yeah, Hamtramck, Michigan, 60%.

00:42:36.300 Dearborn, Michigan, 55%.

00:42:38.560 Patterson, New Jersey, 30%.

00:42:41.080 New York City, 9%.

00:42:43.580 And Chicago, 5%.

00:42:45.320 Yeah.

00:42:45.900 Not good.

00:42:46.780 And they're giving the money away.

00:42:48.220 What do you think is going to happen next?

00:42:49.660 Yep.

00:42:50.520 Pretty scary stuff.

00:42:51.500 And then, like we said a few minutes ago, ICE and border agents are reportedly about to surge into Somali-dominated communities in Minnesota after massive fraud was exposed.

00:43:00.500 So that's good on the other side of the peninsula.

00:43:03.280 Sure.

00:43:03.980 All right.

00:43:04.700 A little bit of good news mixed in with the—

00:43:07.420 Are they going to deport?

00:43:08.680 Are they even here illegally?

00:43:10.280 Who, the Somalis?

00:43:11.080 Yeah.

00:43:11.460 I think more of them are than we realize.

00:43:15.120 Yeah.

00:43:15.420 Because I keep seeing numbers about 80,000 Somalis.

00:43:18.400 I keep hearing 80,000 in Minneapolis.

00:43:20.300 I'm like, that doesn't sound right.

00:43:21.720 Yeah.

00:43:22.140 It sounds way worse.

00:43:23.160 And there's going to be people who have expired visas, mismanaged shit, people who are on some sort of visa where they then committed a crime, and it's like reason to remove them.

00:43:34.640 It's the equivalent of putting a magnifying glass up to some old texts and being like, let's look at this again.

00:43:40.460 Good point.

00:43:40.940 All right.

00:43:41.660 We're going abroad with our migrant stuff.

00:43:43.460 First, there is a new proposed law about to hit the UK.

00:43:47.340 The UK government urging to introduce knife tax to reduce violence and save lives.

00:43:53.060 That should help.

00:43:54.240 They'll be bludgeoning people pretty soon.

00:43:56.820 There'll be no hammers.

00:43:58.460 So hopefully a knife tax will stop people like this next guy.

00:44:02.660 This mindless migrant type stabbing a windshield and then a storefront.

00:44:13.720 Maybe if he paid a couple dollars in tax, he'd go, I'm not going to do that.

00:44:26.680 I'm going to hold back.

00:44:27.920 That's four pence.

00:44:29.920 That's 20 pounds.

00:44:31.240 And then there was a girl who made a joke I thought was pretty funny.

00:44:34.420 She said, it's not safe for a woman to travel alone in non-European countries.

00:44:38.000 Okay.

00:44:38.340 Explain why I get more harassment in London.

00:44:41.140 Very true.

00:44:41.860 Yeah.

00:44:42.040 That's what happened is those people are here now.

00:44:44.500 And then the BBC, they had a poll done asking if multiculturalism is working.

00:44:50.140 And listen to the numbers.

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00:45:51.620 We do have to bring you our vote because you have been voting in the text and online vote today.

00:46:00.740 So here is the result.

00:46:02.900 Is multiculturalism working?

00:46:04.920 Here is what you told us.

00:46:06.220 5% of those of you who voted said, yes, it is.

00:46:11.420 95% say no, multiculturalism is not working.

00:46:15.320 And keep in mind, no one voted for multiculturalism.

00:46:18.620 I know.

00:46:18.920 You think the government's going to take this poll into consideration in any way?

00:46:22.060 No.

00:46:22.660 There's a step up and fight back that needs to happen.

00:46:25.500 The BBC poll, no one's going to go, oh, gee, have we headed down the wrong path, mate?

00:46:30.220 You guys didn't actually want this?

00:46:31.540 Yeah.

00:46:32.260 You guys didn't want all these third world Muslims here leering at your daughter?

00:46:35.460 Yeah, the plan is happening and you got to fight in a different way other than a BBC poll, right?

00:46:40.100 And it just shows how like it was never anyone's intention, left or right.

00:46:45.580 No one wanted it.

00:46:46.520 No one voted for it.

00:46:47.460 They did it anyway.

00:46:48.560 Extremely unpopular.

00:46:49.720 And now it's still extremely unpopular.

00:46:51.580 Like in politics, while doing a campaign, we make fun of 80-20 issues.

00:46:56.420 Like, dude, you don't waste your time on an 80-20 issue.

00:46:59.560 You're not going to change anybody's mind or it's already settled science basically.

00:47:03.320 90-5-5 is fucking crazy.

00:47:06.000 It's criminal.

00:47:06.920 Yeah.

00:47:07.080 It shows how criminal it was.

00:47:09.200 And then next, we're going to Australia.

00:47:11.540 This guy confronts a street shitter.

00:47:15.260 Brother!

00:47:16.480 Brother, what are you doing, cuz?

00:47:19.060 Cuz, what are you doing?

00:47:21.420 Sorry?

00:47:22.040 What are you doing?

00:47:23.940 What do you mean?

00:47:24.900 What are you doing, cuz?

00:47:25.960 What are you fucking doing?

00:47:29.280 This is Australia.

00:47:31.320 I know.

00:47:31.920 Don't fucking shit on the ground, you fucking pig.

00:47:35.360 Pretty good.

00:47:36.160 And the guy speaks English.

00:47:37.180 I know.

00:47:37.620 He said what?

00:47:38.300 He said what?

00:47:38.980 Like, pretty good English.

00:47:40.500 Whoa, what's the problem?

00:47:41.420 So it's like, not even like he just got there.

00:47:43.660 Yeah.

00:47:44.020 He doesn't speak anything and he's just taking a dump.

00:47:46.540 That guy, uh, that guy's a full stack developer for, for meta.

00:47:49.980 Believe it or not.

00:47:51.060 Shitting on the ground.

00:47:51.900 He speaks English.

00:47:52.140 We have a funny meme here, the India simulator, where you shit on the ground in 3D.

00:47:58.100 You ever, uh, done a squat, squat shit?

00:48:01.240 Like on, outside?

00:48:02.620 Yeah, like camping or anything.

00:48:04.100 I've never even done one.

00:48:05.640 There's always a toilet.

00:48:06.740 There's always somewhere to get.

00:48:07.900 And that's not crazy.

00:48:09.000 And if you do the math, like every day of your life, you've never done that.

00:48:13.840 I know.

00:48:14.260 And he's ready to do it, uh, in Australia.

00:48:16.460 One thing I've seen online a little bit is these people are kind of like getting mad

00:48:21.580 that were pointing out street shitting and the unhygienic shit and the cow shit.

00:48:25.460 And they're kind of, uh, they're making fun of Westerners for using toilet paper now.

00:48:30.680 They think that's disgusting.

00:48:32.200 And it's like, brother, I've seen you guys do the squat shit and then just pull up your

00:48:35.940 pants.

00:48:36.420 Nothing is done back there.

00:48:37.680 Yeah.

00:48:38.240 So I don't know.

00:48:38.960 New, new line of attack.

00:48:40.800 And it's similar to the people who argue that eating pizza with your fingers is the same

00:48:45.120 as shoving rice down your gullet.

00:48:47.640 Very true.

00:48:48.500 Interesting angle.

00:48:49.880 I don't even, I was going to take it further.

00:48:52.820 If you don't use toilet paper and then you just pull your pants up.

00:48:56.880 Yeah.

00:48:58.220 I don't think we should go down this path, brother.

00:49:00.600 It's just stinky, stinky poop.

00:49:02.140 And it's crusty.

00:49:02.900 It gets hard.

00:49:03.900 Crusty.

00:49:04.260 It gets hard.

00:49:04.760 It falls out later.

00:49:05.720 Yeah.

00:49:06.080 Disgusting.

00:49:06.440 Scrape it out later.

00:49:08.140 Sounds like you have some experience with scraping it out later.

00:49:10.600 Oh, no.

00:49:11.660 But I don't know what happens.

00:49:13.180 Oh, yeah.

00:49:14.160 Well, ask an Indian guy who just got here.

00:49:16.180 Well, I've never seen a dog wipe its ass.

00:49:18.760 They have a different little system back there.

00:49:21.840 Hey, I'm, this is.

00:49:24.160 We don't need to go too far.

00:49:24.940 Let's take the high road.

00:49:25.980 Yes.

00:49:26.540 Let's take the high road.

00:49:27.560 We're moving on to our final page of housekeeping.

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00:49:31.300 Leave a like, comment, comment again, then start yapping.

00:49:33.020 P.O. box notifications.

00:49:34.260 Old episodes need to be watched.

00:49:35.980 Especially the last two episodes.

00:49:37.400 I think we got hit with a, what's it called?

00:49:39.520 Age Restriction on our last episode because of the big titty woodshop teacher pictures,

00:49:43.600 which are fake breasts.

00:49:44.960 Yeah.

00:49:45.740 They're fake breasts.

00:49:46.780 I've submitted an appeal.

00:49:48.560 They're fake breasts.

00:49:50.140 What can you do?

00:49:51.440 She's just so busty and pregnant.

00:49:54.080 YouTube knows something's up.

00:49:55.940 We can't.

00:49:56.280 Yeah.

00:49:56.420 The A.I.

00:49:57.020 figured it out.

00:49:58.220 All right.

00:49:58.720 And the P.O. box, all that stuff.

00:50:00.460 We mentioned this last episode, but now we have the story behind it.

00:50:03.960 The Campbell's Soup executive talks about how their food is fake food.

00:50:08.400 Campbell's is in hot water after their VP was caught on a hot mic saying that their

00:50:11.500 soups use bioengineered meat and that only poor people eat them.

00:50:14.300 In the recording, he said this.

00:50:15.680 We have shit for fucking poor people.

00:50:18.000 Who buys our shit?

00:50:18.980 I don't buy shit out of these products barely anymore.

00:50:21.600 It's so healthy.

00:50:22.500 Now that I know what the fuck is in it.

00:50:24.220 Bioengineered meat.

00:50:24.920 I don't want to eat a piece of chicken that came from a 3D printer, you.

00:50:28.620 If the vice president of the company.

00:50:30.020 Pretty interesting.

00:50:30.880 Yeah.

00:50:31.500 Bad.

00:50:32.060 Fake meat.

00:50:32.960 So everyone keep that in mind.

00:50:34.380 This is just a public service announcement.

00:50:36.560 Yeah.

00:50:37.280 Imagine him going to work the next day.

00:50:39.140 Oh, hey guys.

00:50:40.620 The whole company's like.

00:50:41.700 You blew up a fucking like.

00:50:43.640 When was Campbell's Soup invented?

00:50:45.460 1910 or something probably.

00:50:46.880 You ruined the whole company, Dave.

00:50:48.440 Fucking rest brand in America.

00:50:49.620 But also they ruined themselves.

00:50:51.360 Yeah, exactly.

00:50:51.960 They deserve it.

00:50:53.040 Nobody's fault.

00:50:53.560 But everyone and there's been like this theme.

00:50:56.080 I'm noticing online people complaining where it's like everything got more expensive and

00:51:01.520 worse at the same time.

00:51:03.540 That's like an example because all these companies got and it's not always private equity, but

00:51:08.380 it's like you get this private equity mind of like, how do we really make the money?

00:51:11.680 And it's like, let's lower the quality and increase the price.

00:51:14.940 And now we're looking back and it's like Campbell's Soup probably used to be real soup.

00:51:19.020 Yeah, 100%.

00:51:20.020 You know, and now, you know, you used to be able to open it up.

00:51:23.480 Drink it right out of the can.

00:51:24.980 Room temp.

00:51:26.260 Now you open it up.

00:51:27.700 You forget about it for 10 months.

00:51:29.220 You come back and it probably looks the same.

00:51:32.160 Slime.

00:51:32.740 Yeah.

00:51:33.020 Ice cream that doesn't melt.

00:51:34.340 Shit like that.

00:51:35.140 Something bad happened.

00:51:38.000 The poison food is the theme.

00:51:40.280 And that takes us to our next story.

00:51:41.640 Doritos released a new chip.

00:51:44.260 Cheetos as well.

00:51:45.140 It's called Simply Naked.

00:51:46.860 Yeah.

00:51:47.400 Now made with no dyes or artificial flavors.

00:51:50.660 Available for pre-order at Walmart.com.

00:51:53.660 You ever pre-ordered chips?

00:51:55.300 No.

00:51:55.900 You ever pre-ordered Cheetos?

00:51:57.660 So they could have done this the whole time.

00:51:59.800 After decades of poisoning us with all the crap.

00:52:03.300 And they could have done this.

00:52:04.420 And keep in mind, all these chips are made from GMO corn anyway.

00:52:08.160 So even if they get rid of the chemicals and the red dust, that's all poison probably.

00:52:13.600 Oh, it's better though anyway, right?

00:52:15.280 I mean.

00:52:15.820 GMO corn's bad.

00:52:17.320 All that fertilizer, Bill Gates shit.

00:52:19.560 You don't want that.

00:52:20.640 Okay.

00:52:21.600 But, you know, I guess the Make America Healthy Again moms, they're kind of racking up some wins here.

00:52:27.980 They're getting something at least.

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00:52:47.920 Other ways to eat healthy and fresh, like our next clip, this guy's getting it right from the source.

00:53:01.680 Eating a shrimp out of that thing's mouth?

00:53:04.300 It gets worse.

00:53:07.200 Nothing better than eating shrimp a fish already ate.

00:53:15.420 That's how you know it's fresh.

00:53:16.620 The eel did the research.

00:53:18.200 Yeah.

00:53:18.480 The eel.

00:53:19.360 Disgusting.

00:53:20.220 You know how you say you have blood memories of certain things?

00:53:23.500 I have nothing relating to this.

00:53:25.760 Nothing at all.

00:53:26.540 I have nothing about eating raw, catching an animal and biting it.

00:53:31.200 I don't think about that at all.

00:53:33.160 All right.

00:53:33.700 Next, this guy makes cloud disappear with a homemade device.

00:53:36.580 That cloud up there just grew.

00:53:38.500 I have that in a bucket of water.

00:53:40.200 This is what the whole Wilhelm Reich thing was about.

00:53:42.360 Why he had that attached to water.

00:53:44.580 Okay.

00:53:45.360 Good cameraman stays on.

00:53:46.960 Okay.

00:53:47.120 I have six crystals here.

00:53:49.460 That's not going to be in water now.

00:53:51.680 I'm going to put this on a hyperlapse after.

00:53:53.460 You can see for yourself.

00:53:56.240 It's not going to go in there.

00:54:02.060 2x speed.

00:54:02.940 All right.

00:54:04.920 No grounding.

00:54:05.520 So he added the crystals.

00:54:16.540 He removed it from the water.

00:54:17.480 Then he added the crystals.

00:54:19.440 And he grounded it.

00:54:21.520 And then next thing you know, the cloud's gone.

00:54:27.880 And here's the thing.

00:54:29.480 He knew it was going to happen.

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00:55:32.100 That's, it's not like, oh, the clouds are disappearing and whatever.

00:55:35.720 He, he, he called a shot.

00:55:39.780 He called a shot like Babe Ruth.

00:55:41.980 Yeah.

00:55:42.380 I don't know what the fuck's going on with this guy.

00:55:44.240 But it's interesting stuff.

00:55:45.380 And then whatever that thing he mentioned.

00:55:46.820 That's about as good as it can go for him as a social media guy.

00:55:50.040 Yeah.

00:55:50.640 It worked.

00:55:51.460 And he's like, yeah, of course it worked.

00:55:53.980 It's like when that guy tried to, when the news came to talk to the guy who talks to aliens and then they were some, and then a UFO actually showed up.

00:56:02.060 Similar.

00:56:02.760 Okay.

00:56:03.160 So these guys are onto something.

00:56:04.240 Sometimes you can get lucky with your crystals and your copper pipes.

00:56:07.340 Yeah.

00:56:07.700 Yeah.

00:56:07.940 All right.

00:56:08.620 Next we have tips for people with aggressive dogs or who are interacting with aggressive dogs.

00:56:14.340 This guy gives you a tip on how to handle it.

00:56:16.060 All right.

00:56:46.040 can fast forward a little bit to the end puts him on the table takes the thing off so the advice is

00:56:53.080 if there's like an aggressive dog trying to kill you you take the muzzle off and you pick them up

00:56:58.000 oh yeah smart thank you that's where we're at here the cloud seating and then the pick up a pit bull

00:57:05.580 all right good final page man well that's the end what was friday we're on vacation i know

00:57:12.780 you're wasting my time that wasn't bad you take the muzzle off and you pick the pit bull up that's

00:57:18.740 the lesson that's what the guy said to do it's my least favorite dog it's my least favorite kind of

00:57:23.240 dog and when they're aggressive it's like what's even the point what's the point of having this dog

00:57:28.340 if they have that in them you can kill somebody yeah oh he defends your property it's like well

00:57:34.340 is do you have property to defend or are you living in a small 22 000 square foot house and he's just

00:57:40.080 with the kids all day yeah and then property to defend and it's like all right well out of the

00:57:44.400 hundred times someone comes to the house whether it's the ac guy the mailman the amazon the fedex the

00:57:51.240 the plumber yeah the home invader it's like home invaders like one out of what a thousand hundred

00:57:58.440 thousand depending on where you are i've never had a home invader could be zero in your whole life

00:58:02.780 all right something to think about that's the end of housekeeping we're now moving on to cringe of the

00:58:08.040 week all right our first clip of cringe of the week is this miserable leftist talking about how

00:58:16.020 to interact with your transphobic uncle during thanksgiving no thank you uncle mark try again with

00:58:22.020 kind words or we're going to take a break from this conversation we use the names that people tell us

00:58:28.540 remember nope they are telling you who they are you just need to use your listening ears friend

00:58:34.240 did they give you trouble about your new hairline or your veneers or your lasik

00:58:41.600 no so you can mind your own body got it got it got it got it this is why women shouldn't have phones

00:58:49.580 shouldn't vote they well shouldn't have phones or vote but if you didn't have a phone they wouldn't

00:58:55.120 know about trans issues illegal immigrants wanting a better life and they wouldn't take Tylenol just to

00:59:01.200 get back at trump while they're pregnant yeah stuff like that they could just worry about their

00:59:05.560 sourdough starter that would be nice um but yeah this tone this energy um people start wondering why

00:59:13.540 gen z men are trending in the hard right direction and it's like these are the people who they spend

00:59:19.480 time with a lot of times these are the teachers and they never really convince them of anything but

00:59:24.300 they do use this tone towards them it's very true they police the high energy that you have in class

00:59:30.120 and vivek wants her to teach a year round yeah and then there is a tweet that goes along with this that

00:59:35.960 sums it up as well yeah we've shown this before on the show but women's rhetorical skills evolved to

00:59:41.000 scold children and every speaking role women are allowed to hold becomes scolding it's very true and

00:59:47.160 like the way she was talking is how some people speak to a child but to be honest i don't even like

00:59:52.240 speaking to a child like that yeah because a lot of times children can't even understand what you're

00:59:56.380 saying but they go off the vibe so it's like oh you want to put this back and you want to clean up the

01:00:00.220 room and they don't even like hear the words because the the you know the the constant what's the

01:00:05.540 constant the inflections are all off yeah so like you're talking just in energy and vibes and the kid

01:00:12.220 doesn't like hear the words correctly so i don't even like talking to kids like that but that is what

01:00:16.820 she's doing yeah i agree i actually just saw a video recently of a little french baby and he was

01:00:22.440 like doing baby babbling and he sounded french yeah so like they do you're right they do pick up on it

01:00:28.440 but uh it's confusing though this is like a daycare woke kindergarten woke where they kind of just tell

01:00:35.980 you like juice time comes after the nap timmy it doesn't come before and they're not really explaining

01:00:42.080 why or how you should change it's just like almost lecturing you treating you like a child

01:00:48.400 and again i don't think this wins anybody over it's just like a policing woke scold yeah no no uncle

01:00:55.560 mark uncle mark yeah meanwhile when the muslims start doing their next phase and getting violent

01:01:00.540 uncle mark's gonna be the one who's prepared yeah uncle mark runs a you know small business that

01:01:06.780 brought in three million last year i think he can choose who he calls a lady or not

01:01:10.340 so it's just someone with no life experience trying to tell you hey here's how here's how the

01:01:15.940 world works uncle mark here's the rules yeah and then mimetic sisyphus had a great reply um yeah this

01:01:22.200 woman does this kind of and and again we we've done this in the past people love doing skits they love

01:01:29.600 imagining scenarios in their minds this is how it would go down yeah i owned uncle mark when i was

01:01:34.660 unopposed in my room pressing record um but this woman does this type of content and mimetic

01:01:40.800 sisyphus said i actually love this account no one demonstrate demonstrates progressive ideology being

01:01:46.120 little more than daycare workers poorly thought out rules for society quite like her it's why bringing

01:01:51.820 up stats or ethical slash philosophical considerations is largely a waste of time very true

01:01:58.320 mimetic sisyphus is a great follow and he just got retweeted by elon musk the other day

01:02:02.300 good for you happy form and then uh funny because he's like an anon account yeah and he's friends

01:02:08.180 with us but that's something you would be like look to your real friends so all you got is us

01:02:13.740 mimetic sisyphus nice job congratulations and then this lady uh who did who did the skit she was also

01:02:19.700 part of the women for kamala group and here's a clip from her during the 2024 election as white women

01:02:26.900 we need to use our privilege to make positive changes if you find yourself talking over or

01:02:33.360 speaking for bipoc individuals or god forbid correcting them just take a beat and instead we

01:02:39.520 can put our listening ears on same energy listening ears on listening like this is i thought this was

01:02:45.440 like a satire at first i had to look up if this is a real person and then god forbid correcting a bipoc

01:02:51.620 person yeah but your uncle at thanksgiving be as abrasive as you can towards him if he doesn't

01:02:56.440 believe the uh man can be a lady god forbid you correct the bipoc person we know more than them

01:03:02.880 we have to constantly backwards and upside down we have to constantly correct them we're their only

01:03:08.840 hope uh and then i saw this this is like a historical uh this is what should go on her this is a

01:03:15.040 historical contraption for people like this the scolds burdle uh in medieval times the scolds burdle was

01:03:21.120 used in parts of england and scotland as an instrument of punishment for women's

01:03:25.060 whose harsh chiding was a source of annoyance to family or neighborhood it was fastened upon the

01:03:30.900 head and having an iron part that fitted into the mouth rendering speech impossible uncle mark

01:03:36.120 uncle mark bridle her up bridle her up pretty good that energy has the potential to radicalize more

01:03:43.260 young men than 50 million migrants that energy has the potential to radicalize more young men than

01:03:48.420 a 70 time repeat offender who lit a white girl on fire on the cta very true you know it's just

01:03:53.840 people don't even know what they're doing damage wise yeah very true uh next we have a trans story

01:04:00.240 the one we mentioned in the intro there was a trans power lifter who won a power lifting contest and i

01:04:04.820 believe she's seven feet tall she she is a dainty little lady um congratulations to jammy booker who

01:04:12.800 has won the world's strongest woman competition in arlington texas the fact that jammy is a biological

01:04:17.380 male with a massive physical advantage over the actual women competing shouldn't detract from his

01:04:21.340 well-earned uh victory and that was pierce morgan facetiously congratulating here's the podium video

01:04:28.500 where the second place woman real woman uh is a little upset

01:04:33.100 mouths this is some bullshit can we go wants to get off the podium should be on the first place

01:04:44.360 rushes off get off the podium that's a good move and we do have some good news though the uh

01:04:50.700 world it was like the strongman competition or uh yeah the official strongman games they just

01:04:56.260 immediately reversed this they didn't know this giant freak was a man pretending to be a woman we

01:05:02.360 didn't realize the seven foot tall person was actually a man who blew out the old record and that brings up

01:05:08.620 like a weird thing like if you don't know someone's trans and they just kind of openly sign up

01:05:14.040 that is like a gamble when you approach them and be like hey you got something going on because you

01:05:21.180 either are brutally insulting a woman because you're so strong because you're so strong we just had to

01:05:25.740 ask if you were trans or not you must be you're so strong but there's this weird thing when it's

01:05:29.500 like an open competition where someone has to ask right yeah that's a good point or are you just a

01:05:34.100 hideously disgusting woman yeah you're a giant freak guy or the ugliest girl ever the most unfortunate

01:05:39.820 woman on earth um but yeah so did i i said they reversed it they reversed it they reversed it they're

01:05:45.680 like all right we don't want any part of this um we're we're vacating the victory we didn't know

01:05:50.100 um then people were defending on twitter still like some guy said i love how these people pretend they

01:05:55.100 were very interested in women's power of lifting otherwise yeah we don't care we weren't but we're trying

01:05:59.560 to help yeah it's like an obvious thing it's like unfairness anywhere is a threat to fairness

01:06:04.660 everywhere there's there's something like yeah i don't have to care to point out what's retarded

01:06:09.400 and no one stepped up and stopped it yeah so now we're talking about it yeah i love how these people

01:06:14.380 pretend they were otherwise interested and it's like i'm interested in this woman who was pissed off

01:06:19.900 getting like the right thing done for her that's it yeah she should go confront eric swalwell or something

01:06:25.060 yeah i wouldn't have cared about the auburn alabama game if auburn didn't return

01:06:29.460 that kick 108 yards in the last seconds you know there's like things make you care more after they

01:06:34.940 happen exactly bro yeah all right our next story is trans adjacent it's not really trans but it's

01:06:41.020 interesting and it's a man being a woman can you read that headline yeah unemployed son dressed as

01:06:45.960 dead mom to collect her pension in mrs doubtfire scam while hiding her body at home mrs doubtfire type

01:06:52.800 shit yeah look at that outfit it looks pretty good committed to the bit yeah i wonder how many

01:06:58.360 checks he got that's spooky okay yeah but if migrants and illegals and all these people are

01:07:03.420 getting stuff and mom's dead anyway no much like the gavin newsom wasting money does not mean you can

01:07:14.700 waste money doesn't know it doesn't work doesn't mean even though it's because migrants scam doesn't

01:07:18.880 mean you should see all right i tried let's have some honor all right if that's you we'll send you a

01:07:23.380 shirt um all right if that's you mrs doubtfire and you're in jail right now we'll send you a shirt

01:07:29.340 all right our next story is a lawyer who overcharges white people i uh love to overcharge white people

01:07:37.940 and organizations and do pro bono work for black orgs and that's just me being very blunt i will give

01:07:43.980 them ridiculous rates and then i'll have like a a non-profit or a black org or somebody doing some work

01:07:49.320 they'll be like i've only got this much money and i'm like keep it a white person just cut me a check

01:07:54.780 let's do this for free with liberty and justice for all and she of course has a white husband yeah her

01:08:02.820 husband and it's a pretty low iq move to make that statement publicly as a lawyer and on social media

01:08:09.780 for all your clients and potential clients to see and not just like you snuck by a statement you knew

01:08:15.720 there are cameras you're on the couch for the podcast and you still did it it's not project

01:08:19.560 veritas yeah yeah you're not on a tinder date with a guy with a giant purse on the bat on the table

01:08:24.840 and uh it's also pretty low iq move to say they be like i believe she said they be like in that

01:08:31.760 interview yeah that's my lawyer wouldn't she be representing me i'd be nervous if my lawyer said

01:08:37.080 they be like that's not what you're looking for and also there is a law usc1981 that prohibits

01:08:43.360 racial discrimination when it comes to contracts and pricing but she ain't read that pot yeah that's

01:08:49.140 off the top of your head right yeah i knew that yeah i just have like a legal scholar basically

01:08:53.880 goodwill hunting you guys ever see that he's like that or john nash when he's like doing the math on

01:08:58.940 the window and it just all starts moving into this realm it's like that i can read something once

01:09:04.580 and then i just remember it forever yep and that's why i read the constitution all the way through

01:09:08.840 one time and now ask me anything uh what's what's the sixth amendment hi i'm darren marler host of

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01:10:16.160 okay we are running out of time a little bit let's get to our next story one of the real housewives of

01:10:22.600 i don't know atlanta probably yeah uh she yeah good guess she was uh you know that one she was

01:10:29.040 playing on her phone uh on loud and people got mad and then she had talked to the police about it on a

01:10:34.560 plane on a flight oh yeah yeah lady um who was sitting next to me i was on my phone and the volume

01:10:42.100 was up on the phone and she turned to me out of nowhere and she said so you're gonna make me listen

01:10:47.760 to that the whole flight and i said well do you want to and she said no and i said am i gonna make

01:10:54.940 her listen to my phone oh okay yeah so i said this is before we took off yes even before we took off

01:11:00.560 so you guys were in las vegas when that happened yes yeah the plane was on the ground yes the door

01:11:05.800 was shut it was okay no the door wasn't shut people were still bored people were still bored

01:11:09.900 okay okay i couldn't tell okay okay so she was like um you know are you gonna make me listen to

01:11:17.840 that the whole time i said well do you want to and she said no i said well it was a nicer way to

01:11:23.340 say that and she said bitch you don't tell me bitch and i was like um i'm okay i'm okay

01:11:31.740 and the girl comes up are you okay are you traumatized after playing tiktoks on your phone

01:11:37.820 loud as hell and a woman rightly asked you to please stop and then the woman was rude to her

01:11:44.600 rude to her because she was she's like offended by the tone in which the woman said are you gonna

01:11:50.440 keep doing this so the woman was rude to her when the other woman was rudely playing her phone on

01:11:55.920 loud yeah it's a circle of rudeness was answered with rudeness and then like the second rudeness is

01:12:01.160 the problem because she a black woman yeah yeah i'm on i don't know if you know this officer but i'm on

01:12:06.500 real housewives of atlanta only i'm allowed to be loud and obnoxious we play our phone loud yeah

01:12:11.740 she was in first class too that's interesting like even at first class you'd think there'd be like some

01:12:16.900 class some first class class yeah wow you would think that and yet no airpods and correcting or

01:12:24.640 trying to get someone to stop doing anti-social stuff if you do it in a way they don't like even

01:12:30.460 though what they're doing no one likes you're wrong yeah it's crazy how that works well that's

01:12:36.460 the end of cringe we're now moving on to urban decay all right our first story from urban decay this guy

01:12:43.340 is sad that he lost his ebt nelson scott is on the verge of losing access to the supplemental nutrition

01:12:51.600 assistance program or snap he is 38 not disabled doesn't have any kids doesn't go to school

01:12:57.400 and doesn't have a job those are just some of the reasons he is no longer eligible for snap benefits

01:13:04.460 how much should snap help you it helped me a lot you gotta get 292 a month the u.s department of

01:13:09.620 agriculture crackdown is led by president trump who signed the one big beautiful bill into law in july

01:13:15.560 the government shutdown stalled the november 1st deadline for implementation so we get it 292 a month

01:13:22.740 which is 73 a week which is almost double the 45 a week average and that's who needs it

01:13:29.540 the single no job no career no education no kids guy with dirty dreads and later he goes well give me a

01:13:36.340 job then why don't you go caddy one job please yeah why don't you go collect cans motherfucker

01:13:42.380 and apparently a job then that that's the type of guy who doesn't even know how to fill out an

01:13:46.600 application then he wore his nice outfit he wore like that was it a sweater you know he's got a nice

01:13:51.880 outfit on or knows it maybe it's a hoodie actually no it looks collared he's got a collared shirt he

01:13:56.980 wore his thing but then he starts the interview off with it's bullshit it's some bullshit man and

01:14:01.760 he's a felon and that's why he has a hard time getting a job well then go back to jail yeah i don't

01:14:06.100 know get free food in jail there there's just a certain thing like um who are who are these programs

01:14:12.420 for and then 38 year old man with no kids is literally the last person it's for that's prime

01:14:20.280 age you need to be working get a sales job start hustling you got nothing but free time right it's

01:14:26.600 kind of crazy like if you can't get minimum wage employment you can you really have the time to try

01:14:31.660 some stuff entrepreneur yeah you really have time to try some things like oh i'll do this i'll stand

01:14:37.280 out here i'll sell hot dogs anything the the opportunities are endless because you have

01:14:43.520 nothing but time hold up a sign that says my my mom's sick i need money yeah you're relying on the

01:14:51.440 goodwill of the people through the force of the government right now maybe maybe you could try

01:14:55.380 the goodwill of actual people and lie yeah all right next this woman no no recommended bad shit

01:15:01.640 every time that's bad yeah all right next this woman's resisting arrest at the bank

01:15:06.400 repeater

01:15:07.440 what what what what get out my face i'm not about the whole box

01:15:14.240 i'm not playing with you i'm not playing with you

01:15:22.000 what is wrong with you she's got a bike clock

01:15:29.060 she doesn't seem like she's playing with him

01:15:33.680 what's up what's up what's up what's up i am not playing with you

01:15:37.440 you don't push me to get your ass you better drop that

01:15:40.480 you want your head behind the counter i am not playing with you

01:15:45.520 i don't give up oh bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye

01:15:58.560 this is every black person

01:16:25.120 oh man she she's obviously got mental problems

01:16:31.360 i don't know i can't tell some of these times like i i know that's what an excuse is every once

01:16:36.800 in a while but i think that one might be out or if it's a real mental health crisis it could be a

01:16:42.960 mental health crisis i don't know and then uh she later uh says we're gonna sue you when she does get

01:16:48.340 arrested and which is on the board for most likely used phrase in a situation like this

01:16:53.140 yeah family feud that's uh that's i think fifth place yeah and keep in mind this is what like first

01:16:58.900 responders and police respond to a lot yeah like if you're a first like a medic or something or a

01:17:05.140 firefighter or a cop you deal with this type of shit more than you deal with an actual fire or

01:17:10.180 whatever yeah especially like la san francisco portland it's pretty dark yeah you're not running

01:17:16.180 into a burning building and saving a child you're not heroically running someone down it's like a

01:17:22.740 borderline 65 iq maybe some drugs involved retard at the lowest moment or you're narcanning some rat

01:17:29.700 yeah all right next we're going to the story we mentioned in the intro bad kids nationwide doing bad

01:17:36.100 stuff yeah and this has been a theme of the last couple episodes uh first story is out of chicago

01:17:41.580 two boys ages 14 and 16 are charged with murdering a homeless man outside a loop restaurant over the

01:17:47.660 weekend uh that's basically it the headline is the story we don't know much about the kids because

01:17:53.200 illinois isn't one of those states that releases mugshots like florida does but uh basically they just

01:17:58.740 picked a homeless guy and killed him apparently apparently that's like a nice restaurant in a nice part of

01:18:04.620 chicago on the loop oh yeah the loop is a nice is a nice area and that's where the christmas tree

01:18:08.740 lighting was and the the violence is encroaching the violence is encroaching 14 and 16 you killed

01:18:15.160 somebody 14 when i was 14 i was like working out for football and like not getting a lot of muscle

01:18:22.080 because i haven't like fully even hit puberty yet yeah hi i'm darren marler host of the weird darkness

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01:19:20.560 spreaker.com that's s-p-r-e-a-k-e-r.com these people are killing them crazy and our next story i believe

01:19:28.680 is in california can you let that play a lot of people freaked out about this story tonight it happened

01:19:33.320 as you said just a couple of blocks from the hermosa beach pier right along the strand is 11th court

01:19:38.420 where there are surveillance cameras everywhere

01:19:40.980 new disturbing video obtained exclusively by fox 11 capturing a violent e-biker attack in hermosa beach

01:19:54.760 five or six apparent teens surrounding a man in his 60s punching kicking and stomping on him

01:20:02.160 then taking off believing the victim to be dead as i'm parking the car on the phone with 911 i

01:20:09.920 realized that it's a bunch of teenagers attacking one person matt terrell is one of several they

01:20:14.480 lived they left him for dead yeah they thought he was dead pretty scary stuff young kids group pack

01:20:20.940 mentality following a leader henchman 60 year old guy not and they're probably not smart they don't

01:20:27.340 really know what the rules are they know they're not going to get in trouble and it's like the

01:20:32.080 pack mentality where they're going to do whatever like the worst person in the pack is willing to do

01:20:36.300 scary stuff i'm scared of teenagers yeah i mean it's something i can beat up any teenager but in a group

01:20:44.120 and they're reckless i'm scared yeah it's something to think about you know and how do you beat a pack

01:20:51.420 of teenagers without like killing a teenager pepper spray season that's true first spray season's back

01:20:57.260 on for the teenagers yeah carry pepper spray for the teens uh next we teens the teens speaking of kids

01:21:06.420 uh i saw this and thought it was important didn't really know where to put it uh libraries offer we

01:21:12.300 miss you george floyd book for kids to discuss the police violence plaguing our country one of the

01:21:19.380 activities in a reading guide for the book invites children between the ages of six and ten to imagine a

01:21:23.720 world without police it's like the opposite i'm imagining a world without some some demographic

01:21:30.320 yeah we miss you george floyd those banana you never knew him you never knew that fake money george he

01:21:37.800 was a drug addict criminal and yeah i guess he's missed because you can sell books about it and yeah

01:21:43.980 and then you teach the lesson that police are out to get you and then at a young age obviously like with

01:21:48.420 the you know the talk like the black community always talks about the talk they have to have

01:21:52.920 yeah you're basically telling kids like you're re you're making that you created a new talk yeah

01:21:58.500 we gotta watch out there's a book because the police are ruining the world and there were some tweets

01:22:03.820 about schools and stuff like that that kind of fits into this category as well well yeah and i and i made

01:22:08.840 the point recently about how you thought this kind of would happen at age 17 or 18 towards the end of

01:22:15.300 high school but we're showing 14 year olds a 12 year old who stomped that guy to death in jacksonville

01:22:19.780 younger and younger right and uh someone posted saying forget college i never understood private

01:22:28.300 high school your parents paid how many thousands dollars a year for you to go to high school just

01:22:32.720 for us both to be in the same classes at the university of maryland unreal like wow what a waste of

01:22:38.180 money private school was right or catholic school whatever and uh somebody quoted and said in the u.s

01:22:44.180 private school is mostly about keeping your children from being bullied or injured by black

01:22:48.180 kids unfortunately true in the south that's a huge part the parallel schools it's just you know all

01:22:55.680 you need is a small little barrier to entry and unfortunately that's dollars that's how we do it

01:22:59.980 in america and your kids go to the night school and the black public school gets the worst test grades

01:23:05.740 in the nation yep all right our next clip this is in queens new york uh there's a bunch of kids doing

01:23:12.240 bad stuff i don't know if they're kids they're like adults and kids they're lighting cars on fire

01:23:16.960 doing really bad stuff in the neighborhood and then a guy comes out kind of to defend his house he has

01:23:22.560 a bat and he's kind of saying stay off my property and then they jump him we can kind of uh fast forward

01:23:27.760 in the beginning because it's just talking in the beginning but eventually someone comes and sucker

01:23:32.840 punches him we'll start the video there

01:23:34.600 so they're doing a takeover you'll get him off the property that's all the guy has a bat but uh

01:23:43.960 his wife's in front yeah she should go inside

01:23:47.280 the guy doesn't want any damage to his house but the pack the mob doesn't like that

01:23:54.240 and the kids are trying to flank him

01:24:02.480 and they get the sucker punch in and once he's down

01:24:08.300 all the hyenas move in for their head kicks and his wife helplessly watches as people are on his

01:24:16.640 property in hoods and masks basically stomping out her husband and nothing is going to happen no one's

01:24:23.980 going to get arrested no one's going to get in trouble and it's actually going to get worse

01:24:27.900 this guy uh was appointed by mom domi he's one of the new guys uh and listen to his plan about

01:24:34.780 emptying the jails had a goal of 50 how do we get this country to a place where we have one million

01:24:40.720 fewer people in jail and prison now as it relates to manhattan i think we can be a little bit bolder than

01:24:45.060 that we are a supposedly liberal city with a ton of resources and a ton of ways to support people

01:24:50.620 outside of jail and prison and so i've called for cutting the manhattan jail population by 80 percent

01:24:55.480 i'm the only candidate in our race who's made a pledge like that and to me if you're not making

01:24:58.960 a numbers-based pledge how are we supposed to hold you accountable once once you win start playing the

01:25:04.040 batman music a numbers-based pledge so you're just picking a random number that jail should be less by

01:25:12.220 not a good time to be working at the nike store what does this even mean how could you even get there

01:25:17.940 it's it's it's not like there's a number of millionaires in the world or a set number of like

01:25:24.580 how many how many people working at this place do we need we need a set number it's if you've done a

01:25:30.380 crime you go to fucking jail the rules are there and they're already not putting everyone who does

01:25:35.320 crimes in jail yeah and then on top of that the people who are actually in jail because they really

01:25:41.160 really did a crime you wanted to lower that percentage by 80 percent it's the after it's the

01:25:47.260 thing that already happened you're like looking into the past you know you know what i mean yeah

01:25:52.220 the rule was already broken the thing already happened they got put into jail for a reason

01:25:56.520 it would be like saying oh we're not gonna have cops check for drunk drivers this will decrease

01:26:00.960 drunk driving arrest by 100 percent literally sounds smart but it's not and it's pretty dark it doesn't

01:26:06.900 sound smart and this i don't know who this appeals to other than someone who has like a relative in jail

01:26:13.500 right now in his district you know what i mean i don't understand who this appeals to the criminals

01:26:19.620 or the criminals and leftist academics that's it they're buddies i guess crazy and then in north

01:26:26.000 carolina they just passed irena's law which is basically gonna like actually keep criminals in jail

01:26:32.360 and then the local community is bracing sing for monday as you do when there is a hurricane or a tragic

01:26:40.620 storm that is coming irena's law kicks in on december 1st lawmakers passed it after irena

01:26:46.340 zarutska was murdered on the light rail train back in august i believe that the state legislators

01:26:51.640 had a good intention i believe that when they wrote the law they were hearing from so many people who

01:26:59.560 were horrified the massive bill addresses several topics it limits a judge's power to release offenders

01:27:05.420 accused of certain violent crimes the sheriff says that will increase the detention center population

01:27:10.800 that is already near capacity stack of bunks is where we have to put people on these bunk beds

01:27:16.700 and their families will call in and say they are sleeping on the floor county officials expect officer

01:27:21.840 and magistrate workloads will increase they say they'll have an idea they'll see the impact of the

01:27:27.760 full law in the next three months and i think they said they're bracing bracing for impact as you would

01:27:33.700 a hurricane or a storm it's like who's bracing violent the criminals criminals yeah and uh just the

01:27:42.040 angle of the news story like they immediately start going to what the problems are going to be

01:27:45.860 how about how many violent people are going to do mandatory time how about how many violent people

01:27:50.580 aren't going to be on the train anymore you finally live in peace a little bit the jail is going to be a

01:27:55.660 little crowded i guess the jail is going to be a little crowded then do we like there's this weird

01:28:01.020 thing where the jail is crowded is that that big of a deal some some prisoners are going to be a

01:28:06.300 little more uncomfortable that's weird that's low on my priority very low and then all these ladies

01:28:12.040 yeah are getting together and they have we got problems that's the problem all these women

01:28:17.040 and then like we've been talking about for years at this point when all these criminals keep getting

01:28:22.660 let out there's like a two-tiered justice system it's anarcho-tyranny and with that comes vigilante

01:28:29.600 justice this this next clip we have some locals beating up a criminal who is assaulting women and

01:28:36.180 listen to what they say after

01:28:38.120 all right we'll fast forward

01:28:57.300 let the fuck up stop violating these bitches out here stop violating these females out here you heard

01:29:01.480 we tired of that shit you're making us look bad nigga next time we're going to drill you so bad

01:29:07.040 you're going to be stressed nigga stop violating bitches nigga you gucci yeah you found it

01:29:12.960 shut the fuck up nigga stop violating i heard you i heard y'all went to jail they're not

01:29:18.340 fuck jail nigga we worse than jail nigga i heard you already i heard you fuck up nigga

01:29:25.080 bitch ass nigga he said i went to jail for that like for 48 hours and that counts as paying your

01:29:32.540 complete dues and he was spitting in women's faces uh white women too and these young men

01:29:38.560 these vigilantes they said he was making them look bad it's very true some internal policing from the

01:29:45.360 black community yeah can't really support this but it is nice to see a little bit can't endorse it

01:29:52.460 certainly can't this of course is a reaction but if my thumb were to go up or down you guys know where

01:30:00.320 the thumb would go i can't show you i can't show you where it would go but you know we've been having

01:30:06.720 some trouble on youtube recently but you know where it would be you know where it would be all right

01:30:11.280 let's go to our last story of urban decay this guy gets the actual uh sentence he deserves he put a

01:30:18.860 gun to a 70 year old woman's a 70 year old woman's head and gets 43 years and starts crying

01:30:24.880 is that 43 and a half years i don't think there's any half

01:30:32.660 feels good to see that this is the brackish waters between urban decay and uplifting gold yeah that

01:30:59.700 feels good i love when they finally realize you know bro if your lawyer looks like this

01:31:05.860 you should expect the max i think you're not getting off yeah so that feels good there's one

01:31:11.520 criminal going away he'll just be in jail for 43 years basically the rest of his life he put a gun

01:31:16.880 to an old woman's head bye bye bye go to hell all right well don't get too down or too depressed we're

01:31:23.060 now moving on to uplifting gold and we have uplifting stuff today first uplifting thing look at our food

01:31:28.900 spread for thanksgiving me and richard had isn't that nice didn't you enjoy that richard yeah that

01:31:33.900 was great we had a keto thanksgiving which is a little gay but we still ate good and i smoked that

01:31:41.580 brisket for like 12 hours i didn't have keto i ate candy hi i'm darren marler host of the weird

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01:32:39.320 and get paid while doing it check out spreaker.com that's s-p-r-e-a-k-e-r.com we had tons of candy

01:32:47.960 we had short ribs and coleslaw and the lions beat the packers 31 27 lions beat the packers 31 27

01:32:56.740 that was a good game right guys that was a great game and uh yeah coleslaw jalapeno poppers

01:33:04.480 brisket short rib i was busy i was busy cooking he just came over and ate you know like the story

01:33:10.960 where the hen makes the bread and then everyone else wants it what story is that and the hen's like

01:33:14.980 where were you when i was grinding up the grain where were you when i was baking in the oven

01:33:18.700 and they were like oh i'm just a little mouse i want the bread something there's a story like that

01:33:22.580 yeah yeah yeah i'm i'm happy to play that role yeah every once in a while i'm happy to be that guy

01:33:27.520 all right next then you fell face first while you were holding the tray and i saved the tray

01:33:34.360 you caught it yeah yeah yeah good thing you were there all right this was all yesterday

01:33:38.640 yeah thursday yeah all right next we have a shout out a very cool shout out skydiving shout out from

01:33:47.340 the boys look at this we're gonna play this whole thing do they uh well they jump yeah they jump

01:33:55.660 they're holding flickers talks memorabilia homemade flickers talks memorabilia and whoever sent this

01:34:02.460 said hey my husband and his friend did it so we don't know their names we know their names in spirit

01:34:10.320 and they're jumping without a guy uh in their butt you know usually there's a guy in your butt

01:34:21.380 so these are real real divers these are real divers and then let's see if we can zoom in

01:34:27.200 yeah here they go now they're holding hands that's cool and they they've they've tried to

01:34:34.220 bring it out good for them that's so cool thank you guys thank you guys that's our first skydiving

01:34:40.200 shout out yeah ever yeah ever that is really cool and there's usually a guy in your butt

01:34:46.740 attached yeah yeah because they can't trust you you're gonna freak out you're gonna pass out and

01:34:51.800 then you don't pull the thing and now the skydiving company is in trouble yes so those are real divers

01:34:57.620 yeah thank you guys that was very cool shoot me a dm on instagram i'll follow you back all right next

01:35:02.780 this is a rake uh rake hack i always thought i knew how to rake leaves this is how you're supposed to do

01:35:08.360 it apparently did you know that if you have a leap rake do you know how to properly use it most people

01:35:16.220 go like this that's not how you do it you turn it over

01:35:20.360 go like that you scoop your leaves up

01:35:29.820 and voila it's like a leaf shovel okay did you know that no i didn't know that do you think that's

01:35:40.000 true i don't do much raking i don't do any raking yeah i've never really raked my whole life

01:35:46.140 i'm more of a mow it up let it mulch the ground kind of guy or you air blow it yeah

01:35:52.280 yeah yeah yeah all right where you live in florida where there are palm trees yeah that's what it is

01:35:57.860 i was thinking where are all where's my leaf activity there's no leaves palm fronds are annoying

01:36:02.320 they're gigantic yeah i have a papaya problem in my house too many papayas i have too many papayas

01:36:10.280 and basically and the gay guys planted those papaya trees yeah i you guys know so you have

01:36:15.960 gay papayas i have gay papayas and they and the trees grow fast so there's a papaya next thing i

01:36:21.580 know there's another papaya and then a papaya tree sprouted from a papaya i have like five papaya trees

01:36:27.760 in my front yard now yeah and then there's i'm learning on the fly i didn't research but i'm learning

01:36:33.800 i believe there's male and female papayas because some papayas have these things that hang down these

01:36:40.160 little like wieners respectfully okay and then there's a female papaya plant which is the ones

01:36:47.540 that have the eggs okay fruit okay so it's like you're either like uh you're either getting pollinated

01:36:54.840 or you're the pollinator to not be so vulgar um and i have both on my front yard and now all these

01:37:02.840 papaya trees are growing and i swear guys in the beginning so you have to get rid of the male then

01:37:07.920 so you can just have fruit females you gotta kill the man the the stem was this big in the beginning

01:37:13.580 now it's this big and i swear that happened in six months yeah it's growing like jumanji

01:37:18.480 and then next thing you know there's like two more papaya trees right there and there's another

01:37:21.800 papaya tree right there and my front yard's papaya tree papaya tree papaya tree papaya tree papaya tree

01:37:28.380 papaya tree it sounds like a field of study papaya tree i'm studying papaya i'm a papatrist i'm

01:37:34.560 studying papaya tree so there's like a whole thing now where my whole front yard is like a papaya vineyard

01:37:39.420 and the problem is it doesn't even taste good to eat it oh you don't even like them i thought you

01:37:44.060 were getting some use out of them i never even tasted them oh but but it helps the animals around

01:37:49.700 and there's some turtles who live turtles eat it and then papaya seeds are really good for you if

01:37:53.640 you eat papaya seeds it kills parasites so that's cool too hey chill out that interferes with our

01:38:00.240 sponsor yeah that's yeah that interferes with our wellness company sponsor but you don't do that

01:38:05.940 because there's probably um fertilizer on it and that'll fuck you up yeah remember yesterday

01:38:12.340 thanksgiving day it's a good day that was yesterday felt good all right let's move on and finish this

01:38:18.440 off all right here we go this is a security guard tackle this is this looks old to me did you just

01:38:23.760 find this i just i liked it i don't care social media guy fucking around in a dollar general it looks

01:38:32.060 like like i said man i'm the next level savage bro y'all already know what the fuck it is man

01:38:39.420 stop playing with me y'all know what i'm saying

01:38:41.620 is he pulling out handcuffs

01:38:49.800 it's a joke it's a joke all right our last clip of the show let's finish this thing off

01:38:59.120 pure americana clip of the week let's finish this guy off yeah pure americana clip of the week

01:39:04.160 this worker catches someone trying to steal his tools and they hug time

01:39:08.240 this boy just tried to steal my one son right here try to stole his car moving trees working hard

01:39:16.220 had my guy try to come get my stall and he came out and said my truck was gone

01:39:19.860 so boy hopped in my truck and said you tried to steal it you picked the wrong one today boys didn't

01:39:24.700 you there you go hogtied i like hogtie it's pretty savage yeah all right that's it yeah it's

01:39:32.220 hogtied we hogtied you up yesterday no no you didn't that's the end of the episode we do have

01:39:42.140 a shout out though happy birthday to rob and ilius on tomorrow november 29th elias e-l-i-a-s

01:39:50.420 rob and elias elias elias all right ilio's pizza happy birthday guys um have a good rest of your

01:40:00.280 thanksgiving weekend yes have a nice weekend enjoy everything you can eat the food stay up late

01:40:06.780 don't go to work wear comfy clothes go on the couch it's cold get cozy watch the show watch the

01:40:13.780 last two episodes catch the bugs always catch the bugs plant the papaya tree and it don't plant a

01:40:21.280 papaya tree because it's like if you give a mouse a muffin you'll have all these mice

01:40:26.460 that's the problem with the papayas so if you're in the area and you want a papaya tree i'll dig one

01:40:32.660 out for you and we'll give it to you if you're a bonus lander all right thank you guys for watching

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DERANGED MAN ARRESTED FOR MRS. DOUBTFIRE TYPE SCAM

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