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00:01:30.880 Welcome back to Flaga Socks, a podcast episode 320.

00:01:34.940 Today on the show, Minnesota protesters are checking papers of SUV owners to make sure

00:01:40.860 they're not ICE agents.

00:01:42.020 Very ironic.

00:01:43.260 Then Hillary Clinton ignored a subpoena and no-showed her testimony.

00:01:47.000 Will Pam Bondi do something?

00:01:48.740 No.

00:01:49.540 Then in Cringe of the Week, there's a new autistic Barbie that just came out.

00:01:53.200 We'll go over the details there.

00:01:54.480 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, this guy is in a wheelchair, but that doesn't

00:01:59.480 stop him from stealing your stuff.

00:02:02.020 All this and more.

00:02:02.840 It's Fluckus Talks, a podcast episode 320, ranked the best news podcast of all time.

00:02:12.420 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:02:16.020 And actions speak louder than words.

00:02:18.240 But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right

00:02:21.880 thing to do.

00:02:22.400 It's the right thing to do.

00:02:23.400 Very cool.

00:02:24.600 Very cool.

00:02:26.480 It's Fluckus Talks, a podcast featuring Richard.

00:02:28.860 We're out.

00:02:29.300 Richard.

00:02:29.860 We're out.

00:02:30.360 We're out.

00:02:31.220 All right.

00:02:36.080 One for one on the intro, as always.

00:02:38.660 Guys, we have a very special announcement.

00:02:40.720 Tomorrow at 11 a.m.

00:02:42.660 On Fleckustalks.com, we are releasing a Fleckus Cribs special.

00:02:47.880 You're going to see the inner workings of my house, my extensive collection of things.

00:02:52.200 You're going to see Jerry the dog.

00:02:54.300 It's going to be a really fun time.

00:02:55.900 We have a teaser here for you.

00:02:57.900 Click the link in the pinned comment below to make sure you're there at 11 a.m.

00:03:02.580 tomorrow to see the special.

00:03:04.900 Enjoy.

00:03:06.800 Come on in.

00:03:14.480 Now we're going to make our way to the rest of the house.

00:03:16.460 Oh, this is just a guest room.

00:03:20.680 We don't really have to go in there.

00:03:24.260 Let's head over this way.

00:03:41.260 Pretty good teaser.

00:03:42.440 Yep.

00:03:42.600 The Fleckus Cribs is going to be a very fun special.

00:03:45.660 So, guys, Fleckustalks.com is the website.

00:03:48.220 11 a.m.

00:03:48.820 tomorrow.

00:03:49.500 That is dropping.

00:03:50.660 See where and how I live and all the cool stuff I've collected over the years.

00:03:55.000 I'm a collector.

00:03:56.140 Fleckus calls it MTV Cribs, and I call it Hoarders.

00:04:00.060 Intervention.

00:04:00.780 And I guess with like a different set of background music and maybe a little darker theme, it could

00:04:06.180 be like Intervention Hoarders.

00:04:08.440 But with the uplifting stuff, it actually is a cool Cribs episode.

00:04:12.540 Okay, cool.

00:04:13.060 Another week went by, and here we are again.

00:04:15.300 Yep.

00:04:15.580 Back in the fat chair.

00:04:17.540 Well, the chair is regular.

00:04:19.780 I think the chair is regular.

00:04:21.360 All right.

00:04:21.900 How's everyone doing?

00:04:22.580 I actually have a pretty, I'm not going to complain or make excuses, but I have a pretty

00:04:26.080 bad headache today.

00:04:27.160 Okay.

00:04:27.640 I'm playing a little hurt.

00:04:28.840 All right.

00:04:29.240 But it's not going to stop me.

00:04:30.300 We still have a full script.

00:04:31.360 We still have a full show.

00:04:32.220 It's a great episode.

00:04:33.240 Yeah.

00:04:33.380 Are you hurt or are you injured?

00:04:34.720 As an old school football coach would say.

00:04:36.560 I am hurt and I will continue to play.

00:04:38.640 You got to play.

00:04:39.340 All right.

00:04:39.700 They used to ask that.

00:04:40.980 Are you hurt or are you injured?

00:04:42.040 And I would always say, oh, I'm hurt.

00:04:43.560 And then I would actually be injured.

00:04:45.580 Like, so like it was good.

00:04:48.340 But then like you lie because they give you the option.

00:04:50.780 Like, hey, as a coach, tell me something so I can feel good and say I asked and look

00:04:55.940 the other way.

00:04:56.660 I had a coach in like seventh or eighth grade or something around there.

00:05:00.380 And he used to say, you know, when a fox is tracing down a rabbit, the fox is running

00:05:05.340 for its dinner, but the rabbit is running for his life.

00:05:08.400 And I thought that was so profound as a seventh grader.

00:05:10.940 I was like, whoa, I'm ready to play now, coach.

00:05:13.560 I'm going to lead with my head.

00:05:14.940 Yeah.

00:05:15.720 So, yeah.

00:05:17.220 Very true.

00:05:17.900 There's a lot of football wisdom.

00:05:19.140 I don't want to, you know, minimize it.

00:05:20.740 But when you're a 12-year-old kid and you're like, whoa, nobody's ever told me that before.

00:05:24.360 There's a lot of football wisdom.

00:05:25.560 Do kids even listen to coaches anymore?

00:05:27.700 I listened.

00:05:28.640 Yeah, people listen.

00:05:29.400 No, we listen.

00:05:29.900 But like does the next generation, like if a coach says, hey, you're in trouble, go run

00:05:34.080 laps, can they even like tell them to run laps or are they not allowed?

00:05:38.020 It all still happens.

00:05:38.840 The only thing that's different is the kids watch like Charlie Kirk and George Floyd edits

00:05:42.460 immediately after practice.

00:05:43.660 And they vape.

00:05:44.360 Yeah, they vape.

00:05:45.160 A lot more vaping.

00:05:46.140 Yeah, it's pretty close.

00:05:47.880 We're close.

00:05:48.460 Because back when we were growing up, if you wanted to vape, you had to smoke cigarettes.

00:05:51.820 And then if you played football, you're not smoking cigarettes.

00:05:53.940 So then no one vaped.

00:05:55.080 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:55.980 There wasn't Juul yet.

00:05:57.820 There was nicotine.

00:05:59.740 There was other nicotine though.

00:06:01.140 There was dip, I guess.

00:06:02.060 But there was no vaping going on when I went to high school.

00:06:05.180 And now I think-

00:06:05.980 Didn't exist.

00:06:06.480 Yeah.

00:06:06.640 Now I think everyone's vaping.

00:06:08.120 Yeah.

00:06:08.340 There was no vaping in 1994 either.

00:06:10.520 So true.

00:06:11.760 You're like, they didn't invent the thing.

00:06:13.800 Yeah, I know.

00:06:14.800 All right.

00:06:15.140 Well, let's get into the show.

00:06:16.160 Okay.

00:06:16.340 We have a lot to get to.

00:06:17.720 Nice page of housekeeping coming up.

00:06:19.500 Let's start with the Bill and Hillary Clinton story.

00:06:21.820 Bill and Hillary Clinton refused to testify in the House's Jeffrey Epstein investigation

00:06:25.740 per the New York Times.

00:06:28.220 They just said, nah.

00:06:29.880 And is this the same one that they said, oh, we got doctor's appointments before the

00:06:33.560 new year?

00:06:34.080 Yeah.

00:06:34.360 Last month, they said they had a doctor's appointment and got an excuse and a doctor's

00:06:37.900 note to get out of their assignment.

00:06:40.140 And then this time, they just said, nah, we're not actually doing it.

00:06:43.840 Don't make us lie to your face.

00:06:45.560 We're not showing up.

00:06:47.280 All right.

00:06:47.740 So what does that mean for us?

00:06:49.680 Well, it's very frustrating considering all of the people on our side who have gotten in

00:06:54.720 big trouble for ignoring subpoenas.

00:06:56.440 We have a Liz Wheeler tweet that sums that up.

00:06:58.400 Yeah.

00:06:58.560 She said, Steve Bannon jailed for refusing a congressional subpoena.

00:07:01.800 Peter Navarro jailed for refusing a congressional subpoena.

00:07:04.940 Bill Clinton refused a congressional subpoena today.

00:07:07.000 Will he be jailed?

00:07:08.560 Looking at you, Pam Bondi.

00:07:10.040 Yeah.

00:07:10.640 And it makes you realize that no one on our side is above the law.

00:07:16.200 Yes.

00:07:16.500 No one's above the law.

00:07:18.520 No one on the right wing is above the law.

00:07:19.900 They need to amend that.

00:07:20.400 No one's above the law on our side.

00:07:22.300 Yes, I get that.

00:07:23.080 And that's what's unfortunate.

00:07:24.620 And Pam Bondi doesn't do anything, as you guys know.

00:07:27.060 But there is a theory that Hillary Clinton isn't even alive, based on this tweet and

00:07:32.080 this blurry picture of what looks like her.

00:07:34.520 And then there's a picture of a shoe, one shoe on the ground.

00:07:37.640 Some Wicked Witch of the West imagery there, losing the shoe.

00:07:41.060 It says, developing various internet reports and insiders claim U.S. Marshals Service is

00:07:46.260 seeking proof of life for Hillary Clinton, as rumors speculate whether Clinton has fled

00:07:50.200 the country or secretly passed away.

00:07:52.820 So who knows?

00:07:53.580 Maybe they're just waiting for the new clone to update?

00:07:56.340 You know, you'd have this way of doing podcast stuff where you're a normal guy, normal guy,

00:08:00.800 normal guy.

00:08:01.940 Most unhinged thing you've ever heard.

00:08:04.520 Normal guy, normal guy, normal guy.

00:08:05.720 It's an interesting choice.

00:08:06.640 I guess it makes you a little impervious to lawsuits, though.

00:08:09.680 I think that's going to be the key, because one day someone's going to maybe sue us, and

00:08:13.940 I'm going to say, look at all this insane shit I've said.

00:08:16.480 Yeah.

00:08:16.780 That was just AI alien shit.

00:08:18.520 That had nothing to do with real life.

00:08:20.140 Look at all the other stuff I said.

00:08:21.760 Okay.

00:08:22.100 Now I'm in trouble for being so serious.

00:08:24.140 So what is Pambani doing instead of arresting our people who, on the other side, who did

00:08:29.420 the same thing as us?

00:08:30.520 Is she at Restoration Hardware shopping for a new couch?

00:08:33.860 Maybe she's trying to get a Rao's reservation.

00:08:36.420 Yeah.

00:08:36.880 A Carbone.

00:08:37.500 She's really trying to get into Carbone.

00:08:39.300 She's like, I'm the attorney general.

00:08:41.040 Yeah.

00:08:41.780 Not one table?

00:08:42.940 Yeah.

00:08:43.120 That's nine tables.

00:08:44.160 They're all...

00:08:44.940 It's a four top.

00:08:46.040 I'm not asking you to move heaven and earth.

00:08:48.580 Yeah.

00:08:48.960 She does nothing.

00:08:49.600 Um, yeah.

00:08:51.040 And then this is kind of, we're in that dead zone where like, if you didn't push back or

00:08:55.080 like the first time she disappointed you, you weren't like vocal.

00:08:59.080 Um, now is the time where, okay, two years have gone by.

00:09:03.100 We're getting into that zone.

00:09:04.420 I remember saying...

00:09:05.600 Where it's like two years wasted.

00:09:06.500 Exactly.

00:09:06.740 If nobody steps up.

00:09:07.580 Yeah.

00:09:07.700 I remember saying when the Epstein files were first coming out and she botched it, we need

00:09:11.080 to get rid of Pambani because down the road, something's going to happen.

00:09:14.920 Well, we're going to need a real attorney general to do something and it's going to be the

00:09:17.960 same bimbo.

00:09:19.300 And we're more down the road than we've ever been, so...

00:09:21.680 And now it's over.

00:09:22.580 Yeah.

00:09:23.160 Um, another thing too, I recently read a headline, we don't have the assets for it, but it was

00:09:27.560 about, um, our party, the right wing doing investigations on the NGO network and the donor

00:09:35.040 network that the left has because obviously they funnel money, give each other, you know,

00:09:39.580 uh, government contracts and stuff like that.

00:09:41.580 And a bunch of right wing mega donors kind of said, uh, let's not because they'll do

00:09:47.040 something bad to us later.

00:09:48.600 And Pambani said, okay.

00:09:49.680 Yeah.

00:09:49.900 It's like, imagine if the roles were reversed and we keep doing this game and then the left

00:09:53.840 doesn't imagine if the roles were reversed.

00:09:55.840 They just step on the accelerator and then we go, oh no, we should take the high road or

00:10:00.380 something.

00:10:00.820 I admire the left for that reason.

00:10:03.120 Me too.

00:10:03.620 They know how to wield power when they have it.

00:10:06.240 Oh yeah.

00:10:06.500 They go crazy.

00:10:07.200 They don't care.

00:10:08.080 Oh, we have another update, another letdown from Pambani.

00:10:10.320 Can you read that tweet, please?

00:10:11.700 Breaking Trump.

00:10:12.400 DOJ will not take up any of Rand Paul's referrals to investigate Anthony Fauci per the Senator.

00:10:18.960 Thanks Pam.

00:10:19.920 Once again, this is how everyone gets really blackpilled.

00:10:23.040 You know, when people do treason and like crimes against humanity and blatant fraud or election

00:10:29.120 fraud, and it compromises like our entire system.

00:10:32.800 And then Pam Bondi literally does nothing.

00:10:35.060 Like that's how you get blackpilled quick.

00:10:36.980 Cause when they get back in power, we go to jail.

00:10:39.300 Somebody's going.

00:10:39.940 Both of us.

00:10:42.720 I can't flip on you.

00:10:44.040 I can't flip on you.

00:10:44.840 I won't flip on you, but we're going to jail.

00:10:47.080 We already have a system for when we're wearing a wire.

00:10:49.840 Where I go, Austin.

00:10:52.340 He knows I'm wearing a wire.

00:10:53.540 Yeah.

00:10:53.980 But maybe we could be cellmates.

00:10:56.240 That'd be fun.

00:10:56.780 And we can still do the show.

00:10:58.100 We'll turn the show into a written pamphlet and then we'll get it out.

00:11:01.340 And then you guys can maybe, we'll scan it and then put it on the internet.

00:11:04.340 All right.

00:11:04.620 And you can read like the blog.

00:11:06.320 Stinky cell.

00:11:07.160 Stinky two man cell.

00:11:08.320 You're top bunk.

00:11:09.720 I like top bunk.

00:11:10.820 Okay.

00:11:11.240 All right.

00:11:11.700 Top bunk.

00:11:12.160 The bitch.

00:11:12.580 The bitch takes the top bunk.

00:11:14.400 The real motherfucker takes the bottom.

00:11:16.260 That's me.

00:11:17.120 We talked about Dan Bongino last episode and how we're kind of disappointed in what he did

00:11:22.760 in the FBI, but now he's like a private citizen again and he's just going back on Twitter and

00:11:27.460 starting his podcast.

00:11:28.580 And we actually found a tweet that sums up who he's been interacting with on Twitter.

00:11:32.800 Uh, since Dan Bongino's returned to X, he's only retweeted the following Zionists, Mark

00:11:38.280 Levin, Ben Shapiro, Mike Huckabee, Cat Turd, Babylon Bee, Ayal Yacobi, Misfit Patriot, Sean

00:11:45.580 Farage, Will Chamberlain, whatever.

00:11:48.160 A couple more.

00:11:48.900 We get it.

00:11:49.520 Yeah.

00:11:49.860 But deputy chief of the FBI, now he's doing boomer schlop gatekeeping stuff.

00:11:54.840 And I think boomers are going to go crazy for his show when it comes back.

00:11:57.980 It probably will do very well.

00:11:59.640 I think he'll probably be the number one podcast.

00:12:01.260 Yeah, he has high ratings for sure.

00:12:03.220 And he'll talk about whatever he figured out.

00:12:05.600 But the fact that he's becoming like this gatekeeper type is very frustrating.

00:12:10.060 Yeah, for sure.

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00:13:09.980 All right.

00:13:10.980 Trump had an event.

00:13:12.940 Where was this?

00:13:14.120 A Ford plant, I believe.

00:13:15.160 At a Ford plant.

00:13:16.020 And then someone was yelling to him and this is what he did.

00:13:18.720 So they said, you protect pedophiles.

00:13:26.680 He goes, fuck you.

00:13:30.800 Pedophile protectors with someone yelled, some Hicklib type.

00:13:34.480 And Trump just said, fuck you, and then flicked him off.

00:13:37.020 I kind of like that.

00:13:38.380 Presidential decorum or something.

00:13:40.140 Like, I don't really care.

00:13:41.420 He didn't think the cameras were on.

00:13:42.880 Fuck you.

00:13:43.300 You heckle me.

00:13:44.520 You shit.

00:13:45.780 I kind of like that, too.

00:13:46.840 And we were talking yesterday about, like, Trump and the way he does announcements.

00:13:51.120 Like, there's some times where he'll make, like, a really important announcement.

00:13:54.320 Like, oh, we're going to take out this world leader.

00:13:56.320 And he'll just announce it to, like, the dairy farmers of America.

00:13:59.560 Yeah.

00:13:59.900 He'll be like, we're taking Greenland, possibly by force.

00:14:02.740 And then there's, like, the teacher's union with, like, disabled kids in the background.

00:14:06.240 I love that juxtaposition, right?

00:14:08.280 Yeah.

00:14:08.520 He's threatening people on, like, the random White House duty days.

00:14:11.460 I think that's so funny.

00:14:12.820 So it's always an opportunity.

00:14:14.340 Yeah.

00:14:14.780 So he's still got the aura, you know?

00:14:17.060 And that's why the media team that follows him around, like, the reporters, they have

00:14:21.340 a very tough schedule because he can take questions at any time, night, day, early in the morning

00:14:27.560 at a random event.

00:14:28.600 So they always have to be kind of prepared and have their questions ready.

00:14:31.840 Joe Biden, it would be like, all right, next Tuesday, we're going to do something.

00:14:35.340 I know.

00:14:35.620 There's a lid.

00:14:36.540 At 10 a.m., there's a lid.

00:14:37.740 We're calling a lid.

00:14:38.540 But next Wednesday, I'm going to have a paper that tells me who to call on.

00:14:42.400 And I'm going to just read off of it.

00:14:43.860 And you know if you're getting a question or not.

00:14:45.880 All right.

00:14:46.140 Let's move on.

00:14:47.180 We're going to get to some fraud stuff in the Somali migrant section.

00:14:50.860 But this was an example of NGO fraud I thought was really important.

00:14:54.380 I wanted to get it in the front of the show.

00:14:56.360 This is in California.

00:14:57.740 There's an alcohol program for homeless alcoholics where they give them shots of alcohol and listen

00:15:04.960 to how wasteful it was.

00:15:06.420 I did an article that posted today just highlighting one of these organizations in San Francisco,

00:15:12.580 which is supposed to be providing free shots of alcohol to homeless alcoholics.

00:15:18.240 And in five years, at $16 million a year, they've served 55 clients.

00:15:26.100 No, you're making that up.

00:15:29.760 This is tax money.

00:15:31.560 And it buys free shots of booze to street drunks.

00:15:37.140 Tax money.

00:15:38.260 Yeah.

00:15:38.800 NGO scam.

00:15:39.880 They give free shots for alcoholic homeless people.

00:15:42.060 They spend $80 million over five years.

00:15:44.720 And in that time, they serve 55 total people.

00:15:48.600 And the-

00:15:49.080 Which is like $1.5 million per shot.

00:15:51.400 Yeah.

00:15:51.860 Which, so that's like what?

00:15:53.200 Avion, Casamigos, tequila, 19, like barrel-aged, 120-year-old shit.

00:15:57.960 Yeah.

00:15:58.300 Barrel-aged stuff from like 1800.

00:16:00.400 Yeah.

00:16:00.700 From literal Abraham Lincoln's footlocker.

00:16:03.920 But so this whole thing, we had to cut some of the beginning of the video, but it was

00:16:08.540 talking about the $24 billion California spent on homelessness that just kind of went poof,

00:16:13.560 right?

00:16:14.020 And if you guys know an alcoholic, I'm sure some of you guys do, one thing an alcoholic

00:16:19.160 can always do, find alcohol.

00:16:21.960 They can get a shot on their own.

00:16:23.920 This is like not a charitable thing that we need to do, right?

00:16:26.460 They help.

00:16:27.080 Yeah.

00:16:27.340 They make it easier.

00:16:28.100 They can fucking go and they're stealing if they're on the street, whatever.

00:16:31.760 It's kind of like already built in.

00:16:33.360 We don't need programs for anything.

00:16:34.580 And then this is one of those programs where it's like the satire version of this is the

00:16:41.180 same as the reality.

00:16:42.680 We give shots to fucking drunks on the street.

00:16:45.320 I think the satire version is almost not as bad because the satire version would be,

00:16:50.560 oh, we're giving shots of alcohol to homeless people.

00:16:53.020 The reality is $80 million and we only gave 55 out.

00:16:57.740 Yeah.

00:16:57.960 That's like insane.

00:16:58.880 And it's obviously the NGO scams that we've been talking about, taxpayer dollars.

00:17:03.440 And then everyone in California always expects their taxes to go up.

00:17:07.440 I know.

00:17:07.880 You know, it's like, oh, taxes are going up again.

00:17:09.560 Oh, there's a new tax on gas.

00:17:11.020 There's a new tax on plastic bags.

00:17:12.680 Oh yeah, we have to.

00:17:14.260 And then you look at all this waste.

00:17:15.460 It's actually insane.

00:17:16.440 They're trying to do a billionaire's tax now.

00:17:18.340 Yeah.

00:17:18.680 That's going to be like retroactively going back and like, it's like a wealth tax for

00:17:22.940 people that are billionaires from like years ago.

00:17:25.180 For unrealized gains, basically.

00:17:26.960 Um, for anybody who like IPOs or owns a ton of equity in a company.

00:17:30.940 And so the tech oligarchs are now scrambling and they have to figure out a way to defeat

00:17:35.320 that, I guess.

00:17:35.940 And you live in California and you go, oh yeah, taxes go up every year.

00:17:39.280 Quality of life.

00:17:41.440 Straight down.

00:17:42.280 Even steeper, brother.

00:17:43.420 Yep.

00:17:43.860 All right.

00:17:44.060 Let's get to our next story.

00:17:45.140 This is about some voter roll discrepancies in Oregon.

00:17:48.020 Can you read that please?

00:17:48.900 Um, yeah, huge.

00:17:50.760 After a judicial watch lawsuit, this is from Tom Fitton, Oregon's secretary of state announces

00:17:55.860 he will now clean 800,000 names from voter rolls.

00:17:59.220 So that's good news.

00:18:00.480 But if you look at what's been going on before this happened, 800K names coming off, there's

00:18:06.520 4.25 million people who live in Oregon.

00:18:09.380 So that means 20% of the registered voters were fraudulent or should not have been on the

00:18:14.080 voter rolls at all.

00:18:14.940 Should have been cleaned off earlier.

00:18:16.340 Yeah.

00:18:16.400 But they're still in the system.

00:18:17.440 I guess it's just an oops.

00:18:18.480 And yeah, it's, it's just an oops.

00:18:20.420 And that's why you have to get sued to get rid of it.

00:18:22.740 Nobody just cleans up on their own.

00:18:24.220 It's not like cleaning your room.

00:18:25.720 Yeah.

00:18:26.140 That's like.

00:18:26.720 You're grounded unless you clean your room is basically the extent of this.

00:18:29.640 And that, and that shows kind of behind the curtain a little bit because in a normal

00:18:33.100 world it would go, oh, these old names.

00:18:35.180 Yeah.

00:18:35.300 We'll take those off.

00:18:36.200 Yeah.

00:18:36.820 That can't help us.

00:18:38.000 Of course.

00:18:38.540 That's scary.

00:18:39.220 We have to be fair.

00:18:40.240 Yeah.

00:18:40.400 Imagine if China got ahold of these names.

00:18:42.160 Yeah.

00:18:42.520 And it's like, no, it's not China.

00:18:44.100 It's just pack mule people doing drop-off ballots who only go for one side.

00:18:48.920 Right.

00:18:49.260 Exactly.

00:18:49.880 It kind of gives you a peek.

00:18:51.060 And then Oregon just in general, right?

00:18:52.820 Like we've had that kind of Eastern Oregon thing where they want to go to become greater

00:18:58.580 Idaho this whole time.

00:19:00.560 You know that.

00:19:01.440 Yeah.

00:19:01.620 How they want to secede.

00:19:03.240 And then you find out like, oh, there's 800,000 people voting that are keeping me

00:19:07.480 in here.

00:19:08.220 It's like now you just can't leave energy, right?

00:19:10.780 Yeah.

00:19:11.020 Very true.

00:19:11.700 And then in the election probably comes down to maybe a few dozen thousand, 10,000, 50,000

00:19:17.240 votes.

00:19:17.740 Who knows?

00:19:18.360 More than that in Oregon for sure.

00:19:19.920 But 800,000, you'll never lose an election if you have those.

00:19:23.200 Yeah.

00:19:23.400 And then we have another story from Michigan.

00:19:25.800 Can you read that please?

00:19:26.680 A Michigan clerk says 239 aliens were found in his county's jury pool in just four months.

00:19:34.000 So 239 illegal aliens, one county, four months.

00:19:38.260 On jury duty.

00:19:39.340 Yeah.

00:19:39.740 Which means you're usually registered to vote.

00:19:41.740 Which means you're registered to vote.

00:19:43.480 And it's actually not surprising if you look at America in 2026, like a jury of your peers.

00:19:49.100 Yeah.

00:19:49.480 It is.

00:19:49.940 It's Somalis, illegals, trans folks, and white people on fentanyl.

00:19:53.860 50 million people are foreign born.

00:19:55.460 Yeah.

00:19:55.860 So that's a jury of your peers.

00:19:57.700 Oh, it's going to be a third illegal immigrants, like in real life.

00:20:00.760 And I think we covered recently that a lot of, I think it was like the Dearborn Police

00:20:05.160 Department that had like some patch that was in Arabic.

00:20:08.120 And people are becoming cops who aren't born in this country.

00:20:11.240 We have foreign born judges.

00:20:12.780 We have foreign born police.

00:20:13.900 So there's a world where you could go to Michigan, get arrested by a cop who wasn't

00:20:18.600 born in the country.

00:20:19.800 You could see a judge who also wasn't born in the country.

00:20:24.720 And hates you.

00:20:25.540 And then the jury, one of the jury members also wasn't born in the country.

00:20:29.160 So it's kind of like more urgent than ever that we lock in because this type of shit,

00:20:34.340 like we're not a country, we're an economic zone if that sort of thing is happening.

00:20:37.840 Yeah.

00:20:38.220 That's spooky stuff.

00:20:39.300 Yeah.

00:20:39.460 All right.

00:20:40.420 We're into our migrant section now.

00:20:42.560 We'll start with some good news because we have so much negative migrant stuff.

00:20:46.220 We might as well start with the win.

00:20:47.840 Can you give that headline a read?

00:20:49.360 Yeah.

00:20:49.480 For the first time in at least half a century, the U.S. experienced negative net migration

00:20:53.420 in 2025, according to a new report.

00:20:56.080 And we have the chart here of average daily net international migration by president.

00:21:02.480 And Trump has a red line nicely.

00:21:06.100 Look at that Biden bar.

00:21:07.820 I mean, yeah, that's the thing.

00:21:09.120 Biden-

00:21:10.040 They didn't even hide it.

00:21:10.980 We're swinging.

00:21:11.820 Yeah.

00:21:11.960 I think Biden had like 200,000 people a month maybe, and that's over the course of 48 months.

00:21:18.540 And I think that number's low.

00:21:20.140 Yeah.

00:21:20.520 So, yeah, that's the thing is part of this is a rubber band effect.

00:21:24.280 Like all this shit just happened.

00:21:26.700 Like, yeah, there was Heart Cellar and the Slow Bleed, but the real bulk majority of the

00:21:32.640 bad shit just happened in four years.

00:21:34.740 It's kind of crazy.

00:21:35.680 Very crazy.

00:21:36.620 This is good news, but sometimes we're a little down on not getting enough.

00:21:41.420 Yeah.

00:21:42.100 And what happened, I think, was they were expecting Hillary Clinton to win, and they

00:21:45.360 were just going to continue the plan.

00:21:47.000 Or Kamala.

00:21:48.440 I'm talking 2016.

00:21:49.720 Oh, God.

00:21:50.040 And then Trump won, so it's kind of like, oh, shit, he fucked up our 20-year plan.

00:21:55.160 We got to make up for it.

00:21:56.940 Biden's in.

00:21:57.600 He's a retard.

00:21:58.560 Let's just load it up, and he won't even notice, and he's not like fully in on it.

00:22:03.100 He's just like a retard puppet.

00:22:04.600 Let's just make it egregious and do the best we can.

00:22:08.060 And if he goes down for it, whatever, we don't even like him.

00:22:10.460 Yeah, let's do 10 years of our plan and four years worth of Biden.

00:22:13.920 Yeah, because who knows what's going to happen.

00:22:15.520 Trump's back in.

00:22:16.440 I get that.

00:22:16.680 Now we're trying to reverse it.

00:22:17.660 I get that.

00:22:18.060 There was a halt on visa processing from 75 countries.

00:22:21.360 Yeah, U.S. halts visa processing for 75 countries.

00:22:24.240 The State Department will pause all visa processing starting January 21st, 2026 for those 75 countries,

00:22:30.400 while it reviews screening and vetting procedures aimed at preventing applicants likely to become

00:22:34.860 public charges.

00:22:35.880 And we have some of the countries, Somalia, Russia, Afghanistan, Brazil, Iran, Iraq, Egypt,

00:22:41.340 Nigeria, Thailand, and Yemen.

00:22:43.020 Yep.

00:22:43.460 Not India.

00:22:44.520 No India.

00:22:45.540 And there's only one country that kind of makes it, has an entire cottage industry of visa

00:22:52.520 scamming.

00:22:53.220 And that's India.

00:22:54.340 And so we're disappointed in that.

00:22:56.320 But again, it's like a right direction, but not good enough.

00:23:01.400 And so obviously the wrong direction would be if Kamala or Joe Biden was still in power.

00:23:06.820 And so we're way better than that, but we're just not getting that final leg.

00:23:12.160 Yeah.

00:23:12.600 You know what I mean?

00:23:13.160 That's the problem.

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00:24:12.000 Let's get into our Minnesota stuff.

00:24:16.100 We're going to start with a clip that went pretty viral.

00:24:18.520 It's like this fight clip.

00:24:20.580 We have a guy with the American flag and he's getting harassed.

00:24:23.580 And before we play it, some people online were saying like, oh, he threw the first punch.

00:24:27.640 When the guy has the bullhorn with the siren right in your ear, I've been to protests a lot.

00:24:32.260 They used to do that to us.

00:24:33.700 It actually like, it really, it's assault.

00:24:36.220 I think it hurts so bad and it can blow your eardrums.

00:24:39.340 So, I think it does count as assault.

00:24:41.540 Watch how this fight goes down.

00:24:45.640 See, they put it right in his ear.

00:24:48.840 It's a little kid shit.

00:24:50.600 I'm not touching you.

00:24:51.600 I'm not touching you.

00:24:57.560 He's just not used to no repercussions.

00:25:01.200 He thinks he's tough.

00:25:04.420 He's LARPing.

00:25:05.180 Yeah.

00:25:05.660 Right in his ear.

00:25:06.540 That hurts.

00:25:07.220 That hurts bad.

00:25:10.480 And then the guy has had enough.

00:25:12.280 And he just basically says, all right, let's go.

00:25:15.800 Instantly knocks him out.

00:25:17.180 And then he's throwing punches.

00:25:20.300 Look at this guy who comes, another guy.

00:25:23.220 Look at this guy who comes flying in.

00:25:25.040 All right.

00:25:25.360 You're down to fight.

00:25:26.840 You're knocked out too.

00:25:29.920 These guys come flying in like they're ready to fight and no one knows how to fight.

00:25:33.800 And then here comes the guy in the jacket who got knocked out first.

00:25:36.460 He's throwing his gloves down like, all right, it's on.

00:25:39.160 And he has no business.

00:25:42.020 Slept him.

00:25:42.920 Being out there.

00:25:43.800 He's asleep now.

00:25:45.340 The guy is like.

00:25:46.760 He's walking back like, all right, now it's on.

00:25:48.960 Let's do this.

00:25:50.220 Knocked out immediately.

00:25:51.680 Yeah.

00:25:52.140 And that guy was like a video game character.

00:25:54.280 The guy where he just knows one move and it's the uppercut.

00:25:57.540 But yeah, it's fun.

00:25:58.500 It's good to see.

00:25:59.160 And if they're disorganized and they approach people one by one, you get knocked out.

00:26:03.260 You're a leftist.

00:26:03.920 I don't know.

00:26:04.240 And it's pretty interesting because like these people who are protesting, they're the ones who

00:26:08.280 want to escalate with ICE and they are the ones who want to ruin our country with migrants.

00:26:12.180 And like they're like the weakest people in society.

00:26:14.440 And it's like the weak men creating hard times.

00:26:17.500 They don't do well in hard times.

00:26:19.420 These people.

00:26:20.240 I know.

00:26:20.600 Like they are creating weak.

00:26:22.060 The weak people are creating hard times.

00:26:24.260 They don't even realize what they're standing for.

00:26:26.500 And if those hard times fully come in, they're the first to go.

00:26:30.480 Like that's cannon fodder or whatever they call it.

00:26:32.380 Yes.

00:26:32.740 Those are like the weakest people who don't have any survival skills.

00:26:36.120 So it's so ironic that like they're the ones ushering in the hard times because they're

00:26:41.300 the weakest ones.

00:26:42.300 Yep.

00:26:42.980 We have a ICE agent interaction here where this ICE agent gets assaulted a few times.

00:26:47.320 So this person comes in.

00:26:56.740 Tries to keep him down.

00:26:58.700 Yep.

00:27:02.140 Tries to trip him.

00:27:03.960 Some lady.

00:27:05.060 Some lady with the mask.

00:27:07.900 And then he switches to attack her.

00:27:10.300 So it's basically like once you touch the ICE agent, they just turn to you.

00:27:16.660 That's what they're up to.

00:27:17.700 They're getting physical with these people.

00:27:19.260 That was a lady with the mask on on ICE.

00:27:21.660 Isn't that so weird?

00:27:22.920 And the ICE guy has guns.

00:27:24.000 He's got taser.

00:27:24.680 He's got pepper balls.

00:27:26.040 He's got rubber bullets.

00:27:28.880 And you're kicking?

00:27:29.740 You're a lady kicking an ICE agent.

00:27:32.160 And they also have like jurisdiction.

00:27:34.140 Yeah.

00:27:34.260 They have like the ability to do whatever they want.

00:27:36.440 They have like their own set of rules.

00:27:37.860 They have the ability to arrest you.

00:27:39.280 So it's kind of crazy.

00:27:41.100 And then there was an ICE car that was vandalized and broken into.

00:27:44.700 We have the clips of that here in the background.

00:27:47.580 And then they found some documents within the car that gave away like their plans, where they're staying hotel-wise.

00:27:56.520 Printed out shit.

00:27:57.660 So they got like the, yeah, they got the ICE documents that doxxed a bunch of the people.

00:28:03.280 They got some badges.

00:28:04.980 Yeah.

00:28:05.340 That's not good.

00:28:06.320 Yeah.

00:28:06.540 So they are going hard.

00:28:08.400 And this is one of those things where if you allow lenience in any way, it's going to just backfire more.

00:28:16.600 It's like, you know, lenience in terms of letting these people kind of vandalize, raid cars, whatever, they're just going to do it more.

00:28:25.260 They're going to become emboldened.

00:28:26.440 And so it's one of those things you need to nip in the bud and kind of clamp down on.

00:28:29.440 So I hope we see a little bit of an overreaction.

00:28:31.880 Yeah, I would agree with that.

00:28:34.140 And then, like we mentioned in the intro, the protesters are now very suspicious of anyone with an SUV.

00:28:40.860 So they're checking papers to make sure you're not ICE.

00:28:43.560 I thought they were against checking for papers.

00:29:06.200 Yeah.

00:29:06.460 You get it.

00:29:07.100 Who are you?

00:29:07.660 Where are you from?

00:29:08.640 You answer to us.

00:29:09.760 Open your car.

00:29:10.560 Where are you going?

00:29:11.380 Everything they're against.

00:29:13.180 But as long as it's them, their side doing it, it doesn't really matter.

00:29:17.200 Right?

00:29:17.560 Yeah.

00:29:17.840 Which shows that they don't really even have the values they claim to have.

00:29:21.200 They just don't like us.

00:29:22.580 They're just protecting Somalis.

00:29:23.900 They hate ICE.

00:29:25.140 They don't care.

00:29:26.100 The tactics aren't the issue.

00:29:28.260 And then I want to reiterate, like, this whole thing, ICE, in the streets of Minneapolis.

00:29:33.640 Like, some people, I think Joe Rogan gave, like, a kind of cucked take where he was like, man, this militarized shit.

00:29:39.100 Like, smoking a joint or something.

00:29:41.780 But this whole thing, remember, we are only in there doing raids like this because of sanctuary city and state policies.

00:29:50.920 They don't cooperate with us.

00:29:52.640 So, we go door to door.

00:29:54.480 They don't release people into ICE custody after they get arrested on their DUI from 12 Modellos.

00:30:00.400 They don't do it after they raped a child.

00:30:03.960 And so, that's why we're in there.

00:30:06.200 So, you can't, like, lose sight of that.

00:30:07.800 We showed you all the Laotian child rapists last week.

00:30:12.920 And so, like-

00:30:13.840 It's not Trump being mean.

00:30:15.180 Yeah.

00:30:15.440 So, it's like, don't raid us, but we're not going to tell you who's here.

00:30:20.440 They want everything.

00:30:21.640 They want their cake and to eat it, too, and to be left alone.

00:30:24.780 And no, we're not going to do that.

00:30:26.920 We had, what, 73 million people vote for this?

00:30:29.300 Yeah.

00:30:29.780 Or some version of it.

00:30:30.820 So, you can't, like, determine the rules of engagement and tell us when to engage, right?

00:30:36.840 Very true.

00:30:37.440 So, it's a weird little thing.

00:30:38.560 Good point, Richard.

00:30:39.440 Yeah.

00:30:39.600 Next, we have a clip from Mayor Jacob Frey.

00:30:42.360 This is what he says about the ICE occupation.

00:30:46.300 Imagine if that city or that town was suddenly invaded by thousands of federal agents that do not share the values that you hold dear.

00:30:59.620 Thank you!

00:31:00.900 Close.

00:31:02.180 Close, but it's not the federal ICE agents that are there temporarily.

00:31:06.240 Apparently, it's the Somalis who are here in way larger numbers and stealing all of our money.

00:31:12.940 Invaders who do not share our values?

00:31:15.700 Thank you, Jacob Frey.

00:31:17.500 Based!

00:31:18.200 There were 20 million of them under Joe Biden.

00:31:20.280 That's crazy.

00:31:21.000 So, they use the language, like, they have the same language and the same tactics, checking papers, raiding a car, calling them invaders, but it's just for the other side.

00:31:32.180 Yeah.

00:31:32.340 It's all the same shit, but they just have a totally backwards, different belief.

00:31:36.660 That's so true.

00:31:37.500 Like, he's very close.

00:31:38.740 Like, it would be a problem if people invaded your town and didn't share your values, but not when it's Somalis.

00:31:45.920 Yep.

00:31:46.060 I guess that's the future of America.

00:31:47.840 They're exempt.

00:31:48.900 They're exempt from invader status, right?

00:31:51.140 Mm-hmm.

00:31:51.840 And when you look at the protesters and what they're protesting compared to the ICE members and who they're deporting, it gets a little dark because the protesters are basically supporting the people getting deported.

00:32:02.840 And we have a list here of some people and their crimes they committed.

00:32:06.320 Yeah, this is just the Venezuelans.

00:32:09.860 One of them got shot.

00:32:10.840 These were the people who caused kind of like that flare up again.

00:32:14.940 Just criminals from Venezuela.

00:32:17.000 I'm not going to read.

00:32:18.080 Giving a false name to an officer, different stuff like that.

00:32:20.840 People who had been detained, released, and then issued a deportation order, and they're the ones fighting back.

00:32:25.840 We're not going to read every single one.

00:32:26.780 But it's Venezuelan criminals.

00:32:28.120 Yeah.

00:32:28.420 That's who they're looking out for.

00:32:29.920 People who came after Venezuela emptied their jails, and then they're giving you fake names and shit.

00:32:34.920 And then they think they should live here in Minnesota.

00:32:38.580 That's who a white woman will kick an ICE officer for.

00:32:42.420 Venezuelan criminals.

00:32:43.560 Nice priorities.

00:32:44.620 And then we have three clips coming up.

00:32:47.060 It's going to be Shree Thanedar, Ilhan Omar, and then what's her name?

00:32:50.180 Jaya Patel.

00:32:51.520 Pramila Jaya Paul.

00:32:53.100 We have three foreign-born members of Congress.

00:32:57.200 And listen to the statements they're making.

00:32:58.600 The majority of Americans across the country, regardless of political party, know that immigrants from all over the world, Somalia, India, wherever they're from, Latin America, Africa, that immigrants have built this country and make this country what it is today.

00:33:15.840 You know what country was built by Somalis?

00:33:19.420 Somalia.

00:33:20.280 Somalia.

00:33:20.980 And that country sucks.

00:33:22.380 And then they might go, no, it doesn't suck.

00:33:24.100 It's great.

00:33:24.800 Then why do they need to be here?

00:33:26.420 Yeah.

00:33:27.600 It's called a failed state.

00:33:29.440 It's literally like by UN definition, a failed state.

00:33:33.220 Born in India, by the way.

00:33:34.820 Pramila.

00:33:36.000 Let's move to someone born in Somalia.

00:33:37.820 See what they're saying about this.

00:33:38.880 I am glad to announce that the Congressional Progressive Caucus has adopted an official position to hold ICE accountable.

00:33:48.440 Our caucus members will oppose all funding for immigration enforcement in any appropriation bills until meaningful reforms are enacted to end militarized policing practices.

00:34:01.420 So no one's really surprised here that the brown foreigners want to get rid of our immigration standards.

00:34:06.180 Let's go to, let's head right over to Sri Thanedar, see what he says.

00:34:09.820 ICE is beyond reform.

00:34:11.820 ICE is totally out of control.

00:34:14.580 And this week I intend to introduce a bill to abolish ICE.

00:34:21.720 We need to make ICE go away.

00:34:25.160 Go away.

00:34:26.300 This week.

00:34:27.360 ICE.

00:34:28.180 He's moved on from P-Tex, Seth.

00:34:30.600 We need to make ICE go away.

00:34:32.260 Yeah.

00:34:32.480 And it's like blatant.

00:34:35.400 And basically the plan, as you guys know, is they're going to bring all these foreigners here.

00:34:39.240 And then once you get them in the voting blocks, you'll vote ICE out.

00:34:43.000 You'll vote for all the free shit that the taxpayers pay for.

00:34:47.060 And it sucks because these people, they accuse us of being hateful and being racist or whatever.

00:34:53.220 They hate our ancestors.

00:34:55.160 They hate us.

00:34:56.520 They hate our religion.

00:34:57.440 And they hate our culture.

00:34:58.740 And then we get called hateful for when we say, hey, why are these people coming here?

00:35:02.840 And they go, oh, what do you, what do you, hate foreigners?

00:35:04.580 You're xenophobic.

00:35:05.480 They hate us.

00:35:06.520 And they are planning on changing our entire country.

00:35:08.500 And all they want to do is bring in more of their countrymen.

00:35:11.420 It's just literally too on the nose.

00:35:14.240 It's just such a black and white issue.

00:35:16.800 A Somalian representative really just looks out for Somalians.

00:35:21.560 An Indian representative really loves Indians.

00:35:24.340 It's easy shit and, you know, this is, again, parody.

00:35:29.900 Yeah.

00:35:30.000 We need to stop ICE completely, said the person who, like, is barely here on potential visa fraud.

00:35:37.500 What the fuck are you guys talking about?

00:35:39.100 So that's why it's such, like, a right now issue because there is a tipping point that eventually happens.

00:35:45.940 And we can't outvote the brown horde.

00:35:48.060 And then the Jayapal lady, she was saying, like, she listed all the immigrants that built America.

00:35:53.380 She didn't mention Europe.

00:35:54.800 No.

00:35:55.280 And the Europeans are the ones who actually built America.

00:35:59.080 The Chinese built the railroads, but I don't even count that.

00:36:01.820 Some of them.

00:36:02.660 And I don't even count that because the money man and the engineers built the railroads.

00:36:07.460 If the Chinese weren't hired to do that, they would have dug ditches for someone else.

00:36:11.200 Yeah, for sure.

00:36:12.180 So it's like there's like this thing of like, oh, who built this country?

00:36:15.320 It's like the people who planned it, engineered it, and paid for it, built it.

00:36:20.200 The people who screwed in the bolts and carried the lumber, that's not building anything.

00:36:25.580 That's like a dime a dozen, low-skilled.

00:36:29.380 Cheap labor.

00:36:29.920 You were the cheapest laborer at that time.

00:36:31.760 You can basically slavery you.

00:36:33.540 You don't speak English.

00:36:34.380 Those Chinese, they got worked.

00:36:35.800 Yeah, it wasn't pretty.

00:36:37.080 But I give them credit, too.

00:36:38.420 They don't complain.

00:36:38.960 They don't complain.

00:36:39.780 And they don't talk about reparations or anything.

00:36:41.600 And I give them credit.

00:36:42.400 If you're like a child of a railroad worker from China who kind of made it, welcome.

00:36:49.260 Enjoy.

00:36:49.820 They don't do scam number shit.

00:36:53.140 They have no ties back to China anymore.

00:36:55.480 They're not saying, oh, change your resume to this, and then we do a secret job listing

00:36:59.860 where only you find it.

00:37:01.200 We post it in an obscure newspaper.

00:37:03.120 Yeah.

00:37:03.440 You know what I mean?

00:37:03.980 Bring more Chinese here.

00:37:05.000 But the fact that she's listing all of the immigrants that built America, and you mentioned

00:37:09.660 the Somalis who came here, what, 30 years ago?

00:37:12.620 And then you don't mention Europeans who actually built America.

00:37:15.680 It just shows that it's an anti-white thing.

00:37:17.920 Yeah.

00:37:18.180 And then the Somalis, like, clearly anything they've—say the Somalis built $20 billion

00:37:24.700 worth of stuff between 1991 and now, which obviously they fucking didn't.

00:37:29.100 They nuked it all to zero with all the scamming.

00:37:31.680 Yeah.

00:37:32.420 Like, as an aggregate group, they're a net negative by so fucking much that to hear her

00:37:37.340 say that—and, like, isn't it crazy what they do?

00:37:40.980 Mm-hmm.

00:37:41.360 Just lie?

00:37:42.480 Just say made-up shit, basically?

00:37:44.480 That feels good.

00:37:45.400 I know.

00:37:45.960 You can say whatever you want.

00:37:47.360 And if you're—this is what people say, like, people who get into politics are sociopaths.

00:37:51.460 Mm-hmm.

00:37:51.780 Like, she didn't feel anything.

00:37:53.880 She would pass a lie detector test saying that.

00:37:55.800 That's how fucking sick she is.

00:37:57.260 It's not a lie if you believe it.

00:37:58.980 Exactly.

00:38:00.040 All right.

00:38:00.320 Our next clip is an explanation of how the daycare fraud works.

00:38:05.300 And this is very insightful.

00:38:07.060 It's a bunch of words, but maybe Rap Boy can read it.

00:38:09.360 Oh, brutal.

00:38:10.140 Thanks.

00:38:10.740 Fuck me, right?

00:38:12.200 So you are Somali in Washington State, and you have four children.

00:38:15.020 Your Somali sister lives right next to you with her four children.

00:38:18.700 You tell Washington State you are an in-home child care provider.

00:38:22.680 Your sister tells Washington State she is also an in-home child care provider.

00:38:26.400 Both you and your Somali sister now apply for state-paid child care because you are both working.

00:38:32.540 Now, are you ready for this?

00:38:35.660 You and your sister are approved for state child care.

00:38:38.720 Your qualifying job is being a child care provider to your sister's children.

00:38:42.240 Your sister's qualifying job is being the daycare provider for your children.

00:38:46.680 Washington State pays in-home child care providers between $24 and $33 an hour per child.

00:38:53.600 I'll show the math.

00:38:55.960 That equals $768 per day.

00:38:58.500 Now you work five days a week taking care of your sister's kids while she works taking care of your kids.

00:39:04.940 That equals $3,840 per week.

00:39:09.520 Now there is, by state standards, 4.2 weeks per month.

00:39:13.280 So that equals $16,000 per month paid to watch your sister's kids by the taxpayers of Washington State.

00:39:19.780 And before you scream you can't receive state-paid child care because you would be over income, you are now a private business.

00:39:26.940 You deduct your home costs, food for children, car payments, insurance, and more.

00:39:30.980 That's what's going on.

00:39:32.260 Yeah.

00:39:33.420 That's what they do.

00:39:34.420 There's a weird thing where a lot of leftists go, wait, I thought they don't work, but they're scammers and they don't work.

00:39:40.160 And it's like, yeah, it's like they toe the line to get the maximum amount they can.

00:39:43.780 They do both.

00:39:44.600 Yeah.

00:39:44.860 They do whatever the fuck they can to make money from you doing the least amount of work.

00:39:48.920 And we have another example here.

00:39:50.240 This is from Columbus, Ohio, where there's a lot of Somalis as well.

00:39:53.180 And this daycare only accepts welfare.

00:39:56.840 And if I just fill this out, I can bring it back today?

00:39:58.860 Can I pay privately?

00:40:05.100 Like with cash?

00:40:06.560 U.S. dollars?

00:40:09.620 Or is it only welfare?

00:40:11.380 Yeah.

00:40:12.520 You just take it to welfare.

00:40:14.600 Okay.

00:40:14.900 What if I don't have welfare?

00:40:20.080 Okay.

00:40:20.980 Okay.

00:40:21.260 Yeah.

00:40:21.440 Let me know.

00:40:21.880 Because I don't know if I'll qualify for welfare.

00:40:24.640 Thank you.

00:40:26.220 So they only take welfare.

00:40:27.700 You see the brain trust there?

00:40:29.840 Imagine dropping your kids off to these people.

00:40:31.860 Two fucking idiots.

00:40:33.840 Oh, that makes me sick, guys.

00:40:35.940 It makes me sick.

00:40:37.120 It's very frustrating.

00:40:38.560 And then we have another example here.

00:40:40.920 This is from St. Cloud.

00:40:42.440 Can you give that a read, please?

00:40:43.780 Yeah.

00:40:44.020 Another anecdotal story.

00:40:45.440 I keep thinking about my friend's parents who had a shop downtown in St. Cloud.

00:40:50.780 I'm not sure if they've retired yet.

00:40:52.400 Their daughter told me that a group of 6 to 12 Somali men would stand in front of brick-and-mortar stores downtown and intimidate customers trying to enter.

00:41:01.220 Eventually, the store loses enough business and closes within a month.

00:41:06.200 Then within a month, a Somali business occupies the space.

00:41:10.020 They use similar criminal tactics for other parts of society.

00:41:13.760 With bars and grills, they call the police repeatedly until the place loses its license.

00:41:19.160 Within a couple months, a mosque opens there.

00:41:21.560 As far as I'm concerned, there are no methods harsh enough to remove these people.

00:41:25.700 It's very disheartening.

00:41:27.160 Low trust, scammy, just Somali-type shit.

00:41:30.520 You know, it's basically like a light version of the mob.

00:41:33.060 Yeah.

00:41:33.380 And you know what the FBI and federal agents did to the mob, right?

00:41:36.720 They rounded them up.

00:41:37.420 They crushed it.

00:41:38.520 They did RICO.

00:41:39.600 It was like a whole thing that had to be done.

00:41:41.760 Same thing needs to happen here, except these people don't even belong here.

00:41:44.760 They need to go back.

00:41:45.840 Yeah.

00:41:46.140 At least the mob was American.

00:41:47.940 I don't care what—they were Italian.

00:41:50.000 They were kind of a little—

00:41:51.240 Well, that doesn't count as white.

00:41:54.340 We have a last example from our little mini-fraud section.

00:41:57.820 This is from Irving, Texas.

00:41:59.020 Remember this map that shows a significantly larger amount of H-1B visas here in Texas than

00:42:03.860 anywhere else in the country?

00:42:05.220 Well, this is Chand Paravanthonini.

00:42:06.800 He's an immigration lawyer here in Dallas, Texas, and as of 2024, has approved over 400,000

00:42:12.000 H-1B visa applicants, and as of 2025, has approved over 700,000 H-1B applicants in Texas.

00:42:19.100 Now, you're probably asking yourself, where do these people work?

00:42:21.980 Do they work at places like this?

00:42:23.740 Cute little four-bedroom, three-bath houses that are registered to 66 H-1B applicants?

00:42:28.020 They apparently run a tech company out of this house.

00:42:30.860 This isn't just happening in Irving.

00:42:32.240 It's happening in Irving, Plano, Las Colinas, Frisco, McKinney, Prosper, and more.

00:42:37.460 Because North Texas has been completely overrun and overtaken by both Muslims and Indians.

00:42:44.120 Not good.

00:42:45.180 That one guy.

00:42:46.420 Yeah.

00:42:46.800 He approved a million of them.

00:42:49.140 It's like Genghis Khan.

00:42:50.220 All his kids.

00:42:51.180 All his kids.

00:42:51.940 He gave his seed everywhere, and now Texas became India.

00:42:55.460 And in two years, he approved over a million H-1Bs.

00:42:59.560 That's why we need that visa halting thing to 75 countries.

00:43:04.420 We have to look at India, guys.

00:43:06.100 I don't give a fuck what it breaks or what happens.

00:43:09.060 We need to work without India.

00:43:11.120 Yeah.

00:43:11.520 And then Ratboy and I were talking about this this morning, the third worldification of America.

00:43:16.900 He was saying that kidnappings.

00:43:19.400 You think kidnappings and ransoms are going to be increasing in the next few years?

00:43:24.160 Yeah, so that was kind of not, we're moving on from Indians and Somalis.

00:43:29.440 That's more of a Latin America thing.

00:43:31.220 Kidnapping and then demanding ransom, and then nobody goes to the police because you kind

00:43:35.000 of know who runs the neighborhood or something.

00:43:37.340 That's a prediction I want on the books.

00:43:39.120 Kidnappings.

00:43:39.580 I think they're going up.

00:43:40.480 The third worldification.

00:43:41.500 If I ever get kidnapped, don't pay.

00:43:43.900 I'm not paying anything.

00:43:44.780 I'll get out.

00:43:45.460 Okay.

00:43:46.160 Especially if it's pay with my own money.

00:43:48.200 Uh-huh.

00:43:48.960 You want to save that.

00:43:50.060 Don't pay.

00:43:50.960 Okay.

00:43:51.460 What money?

00:43:51.900 It's all sitting in your driveway.

00:43:53.760 It's all fucking stupid 90s cars.

00:43:55.740 And it protects you from getting kidnapped.

00:43:58.080 They'll call and go, oh, bring us $100,000.

00:44:00.980 And you go, buddy, it's going to take months to sell these cars.

00:44:05.280 Do you want these 90s V12 cars?

00:44:07.860 They'll go, yeah.

00:44:08.820 Yeah.

00:44:09.220 They actually will say yes.

00:44:10.200 They might take them.

00:44:10.620 Because the cars are sick.

00:44:11.760 Yeah.

00:44:12.120 All right.

00:44:12.880 All right.

00:44:13.860 We have our final story from our migrant section.

00:44:16.200 This is from Maine.

00:44:17.140 There was a shooting a few years ago.

00:44:18.980 2023, the Lewiston, Maine shooting where that guy went crazy, shot up a bowling alley and

00:44:24.180 like a bar, restaurant after that.

00:44:26.200 And the Somalis somehow scammed that.

00:44:29.300 What do you think happened here?

00:44:30.740 They raised money for nonprofits on the backs of 18 people who were murdered, 13 people who

00:44:36.060 were shot, and 136 people who escaped their attempted murder.

00:44:41.660 They used that to raise money for nonprofits.

00:44:46.560 This is his nonprofit received the $65,000 from the Lewiston Victims Fund when survivors

00:44:51.500 like Jennifer Zanka shot twice, received a mere $32,000 and couldn't pay for her surgeries.

00:44:58.180 Take a listen.

00:44:58.600 It didn't really hit me and really upset me until I was in a position with a $93,000 hospital

00:45:09.920 bill that I couldn't cover.

00:45:12.580 It's still all the money.

00:45:14.060 Not all of it.

00:45:14.880 After accepting $6.6 million in donations made for the benefit of the victims' families

00:45:19.500 and survivors, the MCF distributed just $4.7 million to those individuals.

00:45:23.740 The remaining $1.9 million went to NGOs, many of them politically connected, and many of

00:45:29.080 them involved in the nebulous world of migrant services.

00:45:33.180 So this is just another example of A, Somali scams, and B, your charity never goes to the

00:45:38.860 fucking result.

00:45:40.200 Your charity gets siphoned off by a middleman, and I'm just going to say it again, direct

00:45:46.080 giving, you know, find someone who needs something.

00:45:48.480 I know that's a little harder, but otherwise you're helping fucking Somalis get to Maine when

00:45:52.620 you thought you were helping a shooting victim.

00:45:54.540 So bad.

00:45:55.800 And I'm going to say this guy's name, Steve Robinson, at Steve Robb on Twitter.

00:45:59.760 He's the one who has been writing about this on Substack, and he was kind of early on this.

00:46:03.420 I think he's located in Maine.

00:46:05.520 Yeah, he works for the Maine Wire.

00:46:07.400 So, you know, give him a follow.

00:46:08.560 Yeah, he's been doing good work on this stuff, for sure.

00:46:11.140 So that's not good.

00:46:12.320 All right, we're on our final page of housekeeping where I can say whatever I want.

00:46:15.280 Use the opportunity to go to the post.

00:46:16.320 Help us juice the algo.

00:46:17.180 Leave a like, comment, comment again, then start yapping.

00:46:19.100 PO Box notification, all the episodes linked to this episode in the group chat.

00:46:23.600 Actually send it to the group chat.

00:46:25.200 Okay.

00:46:25.560 Because we want everyone to watch.

00:46:26.640 This is a good episode.

00:46:27.980 All right.

00:46:28.320 First, we have someone talking about how AI will trigger a human renaissance.

00:46:34.540 Can you give that tweet a read, please?

00:46:36.100 The AI bubble will accidentally trigger a human renaissance.

00:46:39.520 Here's what will happen between now and 2030.

00:46:42.320 Phase one, 2026 to 2027.

00:46:44.960 Everyone automates everything.

00:46:46.840 Productivity goes through the roof.

00:46:48.160 We celebrate never having to think again.

00:46:51.100 Phase two, 2028 and 2029.

00:46:53.640 Mass digital burnout.

00:46:55.240 People realize they've outsourced their cognitive abilities.

00:46:58.520 Depression rates spike because nothing feels earned anymore.

00:47:02.420 Phase three, 2030 and beyond.

00:47:04.420 The pendulum swings hard in the opposite direction.

00:47:07.200 Outdoor experiences become the new luxury.

00:47:10.200 Manual skills and human connection become premium.

00:47:12.980 We start valuing struggle and effort again.

00:47:15.500 The faster we rush toward full automation, the faster we'll crave what makes us fundamentally human faster.

00:47:21.200 That sounds pretty accurate.

00:47:23.080 And also, if that happens the way he says, the 90s Mercedes collection is going to look pretty smart soon.

00:47:28.840 Yeah.

00:47:29.400 Okay.

00:47:29.900 Back to that.

00:47:30.820 Yeah.

00:47:31.260 Because people, I was talking to some car guys.

00:47:33.020 I may have even said this on the show.

00:47:34.900 Everything's like a hatchback gay SUV crossover thing.

00:47:38.520 Totally.

00:47:38.800 And it's like self-driving and you can't even change lanes without putting a blinker on anymore.

00:47:43.620 Yeah.

00:47:43.860 And it beeps and it shakes and it tries to re-steer your car.

00:47:47.620 Having an analog little rocket ship from the 90s, that's going to look real smart in a few years.

00:47:52.960 That's premium.

00:47:53.600 That's premium shit.

00:47:54.320 Except one of your cars I was in recently and it was beeping at me for not having the seatbelt on.

00:47:59.520 And it had to be one of the first years that they added that feature.

00:48:03.620 And I am pissed at that.

00:48:05.480 That needs to be disabled.

00:48:06.620 Yeah, it has to be disabled.

00:48:07.580 All right.

00:48:08.680 Next, this is kind of following the AI trend that's coming and this guy makes a, or this lady makes a joke about it.

00:48:15.380 Yeah.

00:48:15.760 The only jobs left after the singularity, podcaster, degenerate gambler, vibe coding influencer, black market Chinese peptide dealer, Etsy witch.

00:48:26.120 There's a few.

00:48:27.120 That's kind of true too.

00:48:28.240 We're good, I guess.

00:48:29.300 I guess we're good.

00:48:30.200 I don't know.

00:48:30.720 Yeah.

00:48:31.540 Speaking of podcast, Amy Poehler, good hang with Amy Poehler wins a reward.

00:48:36.840 She wins best podcast at the Golden Globes over the last weekend.

00:48:40.960 She just started this.

00:48:42.800 I think she's on episode like 45 or 50 or something like that.

00:48:46.320 Never even knew about it.

00:48:47.520 And I think she's high up on the charts, but it's so funny because the Golden Globes gives best podcast award.

00:48:53.840 And then like, there's five top podcasts or at least 10 podcasts above her, like Joe Rogan, not even nominated.

00:49:02.100 You know, the people who are real big podcasters who've been doing it for 10 years, they just give it to someone who's like also loosely in Hollywood.

00:49:09.900 Yeah.

00:49:10.440 It's very weird.

00:49:11.040 They know that podcasts are eating their lunch a little bit in terms of like total entertainment consumed, but they just give it to the lady who used to be on TV.

00:49:20.500 I don't really get it.

00:49:22.000 It's pretty Hollywood.

00:49:23.180 Yeah.

00:49:23.480 It's very Hollywood.

00:49:24.300 And there's a tweet that came with it that I thought really summed it up as well.

00:49:27.720 Uh, yeah, this person said, I don't even hate normies so much.

00:49:31.420 It's unreal anymore.

00:49:32.900 It's like, there's a separate reality they exist in that's alien and irrelevant to me and everyone.

00:49:37.740 I know the cringe soilennial bitch actress from parks and rec has a fake corporate sponsored podcast.

00:49:43.340 Wow.

00:49:43.920 Best of the year.

00:49:45.000 It's true.

00:49:45.720 There's like a different reality that the left side lives in.

00:49:49.200 Yeah.

00:49:49.540 That I don't even try to understand.

00:49:51.260 Like I understand it, but I don't even like want to explain our side and hear their side.

00:49:55.880 They're just retarded.

00:49:57.020 But yeah, they live in a different reality and they see the same events we see and they

00:50:01.900 just see it in a, and we see it in B.

00:50:04.880 Yeah.

00:50:05.460 I don't want to be too like randomly mean to Amy Poehler or whatever, but like, did you

00:50:11.860 think you deserved it?

00:50:13.480 Probably not.

00:50:14.320 Right.

00:50:14.540 She probably felt almost uncomfortable about it.

00:50:16.660 You're the best podcast ever.

00:50:18.300 You just started 16 weeks ago.

00:50:20.260 You're the best podcast of the year forever.

00:50:22.800 It's like, she knows it, but, um, yeah, I don't know.

00:50:26.720 It's not something to get angry about.

00:50:28.000 It's just like everywhere you look, it's like a little Hollywood thing or they take

00:50:32.440 care of their own.

00:50:33.740 Nothing's honest anymore.

00:50:34.860 Everything's cooked.

00:50:36.000 Everything's some sort of fraud or scam or inside job.

00:50:39.080 You know what I mean?

00:50:40.080 I do.

00:50:40.820 So.

00:50:41.400 All right.

00:50:41.760 Next, we have a picture.

00:50:42.600 I don't like being too mean to like an individual.

00:50:44.800 Like Amy Poehler.

00:50:45.360 I'm sure she's a nice lady.

00:50:46.400 She's had a long career.

00:50:47.520 She's a nice lady.

00:50:48.120 She was funny on Parks and Rec.

00:50:49.260 She's made me laugh before, right?

00:50:50.920 She's made me laugh.

00:50:52.500 Parks and Rec was a good show.

00:50:53.700 Yeah, it was.

00:50:55.120 All right.

00:50:55.500 Next, we have a picture of Elon and Ted Cruz.

00:50:59.420 What's going on with Elon's face?

00:51:01.740 You're just making me show an AI fucking image, man.

00:51:04.600 Is that AI?

00:51:05.080 There's furries back there.

00:51:06.460 I don't.

00:51:06.780 This is fucking made up, man.

00:51:08.220 Elon doesn't look like that.

00:51:09.320 All right.

00:51:09.640 Good.

00:51:09.920 You okay, boomer?

00:51:10.720 I'm just making sure.

00:51:11.720 All right.

00:51:12.080 I'm just checking in and making sure Elon doesn't actually look like that.

00:51:16.280 Rap Boy reassured us.

00:51:17.540 We're all good.

00:51:18.120 We can move on.

00:51:18.720 Okay.

00:51:19.140 Can you read that tweet?

00:51:20.520 New.

00:51:21.060 Gambling is now the second fastest growing industry in the United States in terms of GDP growth.

00:51:26.900 Crazy.

00:51:27.600 But not that crazy.

00:51:28.340 I mean, of course.

00:51:29.160 I'm surprised it's not number one.

00:51:30.920 Yeah.

00:51:31.160 What is number one?

00:51:32.000 OnlyFans?

00:51:32.960 Probably.

00:51:33.860 AI?

00:51:34.560 Maybe.

00:51:35.500 But yeah, that is going to continue to grow.

00:51:38.100 And I saw a funny tweet.

00:51:38.960 It says, got a buddy who is praying for World War III so he can win $390 on Polymarket.

00:51:45.000 Dark.

00:51:45.900 Dark.

00:51:46.760 That is very dark.

00:51:47.900 Next is a picture of Rap Boy from a few years ago.

00:51:51.280 There's that new trend, 2016, and then people show a picture from 2016.

00:51:55.200 And we found one of Rap Boy from 2016 before we started working out.

00:51:58.640 Yeah.

00:51:59.020 That's you.

00:52:00.500 Yeah, I accept it.

00:52:01.560 I accept it.

00:52:02.580 Who does this?

00:52:03.680 You brush everything?

00:52:05.160 You button the polo to the top and you start brushing everything?

00:52:08.800 A lot of brushing.

00:52:09.440 And then you have Open Grinder.

00:52:11.060 What's next?

00:52:11.560 You Open Grinder?

00:52:12.800 All right.

00:52:13.420 That's true.

00:52:14.260 Okay.

00:52:14.860 And then our last clip from the final page is a tip for pain relief from the CIA.

00:52:21.660 Did you know, and I learned this when we were going through our situation, that if you're in pain, if you say the words 555-1212, it's like 555-1212.

00:52:33.240 If you repeat that in your mind, your pain receptors will take away the pain for a headache.

00:52:40.540 And I thought to myself, I was like, damn, how do they?

00:52:42.640 Say it again?

00:52:43.360 Like, there's a number that you have to repeat.

00:52:45.400 555-1212.

00:52:47.080 555-1212.

00:52:48.260 You have to constantly repeat it and think of you saying the number, and it takes away the pain wherever the pain is.

00:52:54.760 And I thought, this is all from the CIA.

00:52:57.420 Like, and I'm thinking that.

00:52:58.020 Sounds like a sex hotline.

00:52:59.380 Yeah, yeah.

00:52:59.780 Say it again.

00:53:00.500 You know that?

00:53:01.680 No.

00:53:02.540 You got to try it.

00:53:03.660 No.

00:53:04.200 I have a headache right now.

00:53:05.420 All right.

00:53:05.860 555-1212.

00:53:07.000 555-1212.

00:53:08.680 555-1212.

00:53:09.800 I'm imagining myself saying it.

00:53:11.260 I'm seeing the numbers.

00:53:12.340 Should have done it before the show, brother.

00:53:13.860 I feel better.

00:53:14.720 Oh, okay.

00:53:15.680 Feeling good.

00:53:16.620 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:53:17.760 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:53:22.560 All right.

00:53:23.120 Our first story from Cringe.

00:53:24.360 This guy is showcasing his outfit for the first day of school.

00:53:29.240 And he's got this whole setup.

00:53:33.000 He's got the trinkets and the jewelry.

00:53:35.440 He's pretty much wearing everything he's got, I think.

00:53:37.600 Yeah.

00:53:38.540 And I was going to say, you know, obviously it takes like four hours to do this.

00:53:41.980 Uh-huh.

00:53:42.920 What do you do tomorrow, the next day?

00:53:44.800 There's nothing.

00:53:45.500 Yeah.

00:53:45.720 You go back, sweatpants and a t-shirt.

00:53:47.440 You have to run it back.

00:53:48.420 It's like the special first day of school outfit.

00:53:50.220 And it's, I was kind of trying to extrapolate with this.

00:53:53.500 It's kind of like merging computer world and real world where he's basically making himself into like a Fortnite skin.

00:54:00.960 Yeah.

00:54:01.220 An avatar of some kind.

00:54:02.500 Like this is his human avatar and he's creating it any way he wants.

00:54:06.140 And it's like more computer than it is real life.

00:54:09.340 Yeah.

00:54:09.760 It's so funny.

00:54:10.500 And the first day of college, I guess, is what this person said.

00:54:14.300 Um, and how do you make friends like this?

00:54:18.540 You know, in college, you're like, oh, shit, new environment.

00:54:21.440 I'm away from home.

00:54:22.420 Got to get a friend group.

00:54:23.480 Got to get a rock solid friend group ASAP.

00:54:25.420 And then, you know, after a couple months, I'll determine who my real friends are within that group.

00:54:29.240 And then we might break off from our own circles.

00:54:31.180 Yeah.

00:54:31.420 This guy's just dooming himself to be in the misfit group of the, like everybody who like walks into the lunchroom with their tray going, uh-oh, like a Disney Channel sitcom.

00:54:41.400 He gets a lot of attention.

00:54:42.540 Yeah.

00:54:42.780 But no one really wants to hang out with him.

00:54:44.780 Yeah.

00:54:45.000 Normal people.

00:54:45.820 Oh, you got an Eagle shirt on.

00:54:47.100 Are you from Pennsylvania?

00:54:48.300 Hey, are you a rodeo clown?

00:54:49.940 Hey, are you a rodeo clown?

00:54:51.360 Okay.

00:54:51.660 I'm going to go.

00:54:52.080 I'm going to go with that guy who's also from Indiana.

00:54:54.320 Me and him are both from Indiana.

00:54:55.820 We're going to go talk.

00:54:57.140 We both played baseball.

00:54:58.480 The rodeo clown.

00:54:59.740 That's so true.

00:55:00.620 We had a guy like that in our college and his name was the sun god.

00:55:04.020 And he would wear like this headpiece and this white mask and a black cloak.

00:55:08.080 And no one really, I never saw him in a class.

00:55:10.520 Nobody on masked him.

00:55:11.280 Like haunt campus.

00:55:12.980 Yeah.

00:55:13.380 But then towards the end, I think we started like, not we didn't hang out with him, but

00:55:16.100 people started like hanging out with him.

00:55:17.660 Yeah.

00:55:18.700 I think he's still there.

00:55:20.140 Yeah.

00:55:20.340 He's kind of like a weird guy, weird life trajectory.

00:55:23.700 And then this person too, like there's a weird thing where people just go to college,

00:55:31.880 right?

00:55:32.400 You just go to college.

00:55:33.700 That's the next thing you do.

00:55:35.360 This guy spends maybe four hours getting this whole outfit and makeup ready.

00:55:39.740 You don't need to go into debt or take out a student loan or do anything or have your

00:55:43.600 parents pay, whatever it is.

00:55:45.620 Just go find a theater department somewhere and start working in the costume section.

00:55:48.980 Yeah.

00:55:49.260 Go be a costume guy.

00:55:50.660 You don't need, you're not going into finance or accounting or sociology.

00:55:54.120 You like stupid dress up.

00:55:55.600 Just go do that.

00:55:56.700 That's so true.

00:55:57.660 Sometimes people don't recognize where they're going.

00:56:00.820 That's a very good point.

00:56:02.420 Because now you're going to have this stupid outfit on and be 200 grand in debt.

00:56:05.900 And now you're just an idiot.

00:56:07.780 Yeah, exactly.

00:56:10.100 It gets way worse that way.

00:56:11.880 At least you can wear the stupid outfit and go, I didn't even go to college.

00:56:14.800 I'm just a psycho.

00:56:16.320 All this shit costs like 20, 2200 bucks.

00:56:18.900 Yeah.

00:56:19.580 All right.

00:56:20.060 Let's move on to our next story.

00:56:21.580 They made a Barbie autistic Barbie.

00:56:25.120 The first autistic Barbie doll is part of the fashionistas line.

00:56:29.520 The doll features flexible joints for stimming, which is a term for hand flapping or similar

00:56:35.140 gestures that some people with autism use to express excitement or process sensory information.

00:56:41.320 The Barbie comes with a fidget spinner, noise canceling headphones, flat shoes, a flowy skirt

00:56:46.560 for less fabric to skin contact, and a communication tablet to reflect various autistic experiences.

00:56:52.560 Mattel has previously released dolls with Down syndrome, type 1 diabetes, blindness, vitiligo, hearing aids, and prosthetic legs.

00:57:02.220 It comes with flexible joints for hand flapping and then the headphones.

00:57:07.160 Yeah.

00:57:07.720 And I'm going to be buying this.

00:57:09.720 Of course.

00:57:10.400 Of course.

00:57:10.680 Because this is part of a collection.

00:57:12.400 I have the vitiligo Barbie, the guy with the skin disorder.

00:57:16.440 Two-tone.

00:57:16.860 And I also have Black Wheelchair Santa from Target.

00:57:21.260 I'm collecting all these things because I think in the future, if hopefully things go

00:57:25.540 our way and the world gets more normal, they're going to stop doing this.

00:57:29.020 Maybe.

00:57:29.600 And then that's going to become rare and like highly collectible.

00:57:32.900 And who's going to be the guy with all the stuff?

00:57:34.820 I think Barbie in general just has to do one of these a quarter.

00:57:38.000 It's like one freak a quarter and we get it in the news.

00:57:42.120 We get some people to react to it.

00:57:43.660 We fall, we get suckered into reacting to it.

00:57:46.960 But my main thing with this is autistic Barbie, what?

00:57:51.280 For the autistic kid, right?

00:57:52.900 And then if you're an autistic kid, someone hands you a Barbie, you probably want to be

00:57:57.240 Superman or something.

00:57:59.080 You don't want to do the same autistic shit you're doing every day with the Barbie.

00:58:03.380 It's like escapism.

00:58:04.820 And then it's like, okay, imagine playing with your Barbies and then like you have the

00:58:09.200 wheelchair Barbie and you have like a big playhouse and it's like, oh, this is, there's

00:58:13.640 no ramp on this castle.

00:58:15.260 And then autistic Barbie's going like this.

00:58:18.200 And wheelchair Barbie can't go on the boat.

00:58:20.020 That's what I'm saying.

00:58:21.040 Like it's, it's a crazy world they're developing.

00:58:23.680 And then this Barbie has a skin issue.

00:58:26.020 I don't know, man.

00:58:27.360 I don't get it.

00:58:27.880 And then here we have you as autistic Ken.

00:58:29.940 Yeah.

00:58:30.080 There's autistic Ken.

00:58:31.220 He's got bite marks on his hand.

00:58:32.680 Yeah.

00:58:32.860 That's from a show watcher.

00:58:34.000 When he gets mad.

00:58:34.880 Yeah.

00:58:35.340 He slaps himself.

00:58:36.520 Yeah.

00:58:37.100 When a car gets sold that he wanted, he slaps himself.

00:58:40.200 Yeah.

00:58:40.420 Where the coins go down.

00:58:41.560 Yeah.

00:58:41.880 Um, but yeah, pretty interesting, highly collectible, real collectibles.

00:58:46.300 Go get yours while you still can.

00:58:48.140 Yeah.

00:58:48.740 Uh, next we have, uh, some new quarters that were minted with people on the back that you

00:58:54.100 definitely do not recognize.

00:58:55.720 Yeah.

00:58:56.000 It's like, uh, just a women's appreciation, but like historically insignificant women almost.

00:59:01.880 Here's Juliette Gordon Lowe.

00:59:03.380 Have you ever heard that name before in your life?

00:59:04.980 No.

00:59:05.420 And I'm very well read.

00:59:07.180 Yeah.

00:59:07.580 I'm a very sophisticated guy.

00:59:09.040 And I've never heard of that person in my life.

00:59:11.000 Yep.

00:59:11.320 And then there's another one, Stacey Park Milburn, disability justice.

00:59:14.780 And she's on the corner with her wheelchair.

00:59:17.580 And these are active right now.

00:59:19.700 These, you can get these as change.

00:59:22.140 And this is one of those things that probably snuck by the Trump administration, the group

00:59:25.480 who was working on them.

00:59:26.200 Just going like, keep your head down.

00:59:27.900 Don't draw attention.

00:59:28.960 I would throw it away if I got it.

00:59:30.460 At the mint.

00:59:31.580 And then here's a highlight of that woman in the wheelchair that you mentioned.

00:59:34.680 Here's something that she stands for.

00:59:36.280 So, ableism and racism and classism and heterosexism and all forms of oppression like really work

00:59:43.180 together to, yeah, keep people out.

00:59:47.280 Get her a Barbie.

00:59:48.460 So, she just says everything.

00:59:50.500 Racism, sexism.

00:59:51.660 She lists off every little victimhood thing.

00:59:54.360 That's the type of person who gets put on a quarter.

00:59:56.500 And this woman, I think, died or something.

00:59:58.520 So, that's probably the justification.

00:59:59.980 She had some sort of cancer or something.

01:00:01.440 But when you think about who should be on the quarter, first it's George Washington.

01:00:05.160 Yeah.

01:00:05.600 And then who's next one up?

01:00:07.320 That lady.

01:00:08.460 Ben Franklin needs to be on more stuff.

01:00:10.220 Yeah.

01:00:10.540 Not the wheelchair lady who, her big claim to fame is a blog, being queer, getting North

01:00:16.840 Carolina to institute Disability Awareness Month, and being an advisor for Obama.

01:00:21.040 And they put her on the quarter.

01:00:22.260 I'd rather Joey Chestnut be on the quarter before that woman.

01:00:25.700 Joey Chestnut, absolutely double barrel gulleting two hot dogs.

01:00:29.280 Or like a plate of hot dogs.

01:00:30.000 That's American.

01:00:31.320 And that's apolitical, too.

01:00:32.560 The Coney Island hot dog eating contest.

01:00:34.640 The Nathan's hot dog eating contest.

01:00:35.860 So true.

01:00:36.760 So true.

01:00:37.480 I never even heard of that lady.

01:00:38.860 So, that's just like my friend.

01:00:40.540 My friend put me on.

01:00:41.720 I'm a liberal.

01:00:42.660 I'm friends with her.

01:00:43.700 Let's get her.

01:00:45.040 And that's the thing.

01:00:46.040 We have people in power that are just hooking up their side.

01:00:50.640 Yeah.

01:00:50.840 And that comes in all different forms.

01:00:52.900 And actually, this next story kind of falls under that umbrella as well.

01:00:56.300 This fat pig wrote an article about Scott Adams.

01:00:58.860 But because she's on one side, she's able to frame it in her way.

01:01:03.280 Yeah.

01:01:03.500 Scott Adams, disgraced Dilbert creator, dies at 68.

01:01:08.860 The guy's dead, you know?

01:01:10.680 Can you read the line underneath it?

01:01:12.060 Dilbert was pulled from wide circulation after Adams' racist rant in 2023.

01:01:15.960 So, it's like the guy dies.

01:01:17.400 He has like a very accomplished career.

01:01:19.580 And you say, disgraced Dilbert cartoonist.

01:01:21.980 And the first line is, Dilbert was pulled.

01:01:24.260 Yeah.

01:01:24.440 It's like, thanks.

01:01:25.820 And this is the pig who wrote it.

01:01:27.340 Yeah.

01:01:27.660 She looks like you if you shaved your beard, brother.

01:01:29.900 That's not good for her.

01:01:31.200 That's not good for her or for you.

01:01:33.220 That's an insult to her more than me, though.

01:01:35.000 It's mutually assured destruction.

01:01:36.640 But yes, she gets exploded even worse.

01:01:39.280 But yeah, this is what I say, kind of a theme of the episode.

01:01:43.340 It's like, disgraced Dilbert creator.

01:01:45.220 And then to us, it's beloved Dilbert creator.

01:01:48.680 You know?

01:01:49.140 He's just a good guy.

01:01:51.720 Jacob Fry says, we're being invaded by federal agents.

01:01:55.820 We say, we've been invaded by fucking migrants.

01:01:59.680 Everyone has their own thing.

01:02:02.180 And People Magazine, it's just like, okay, oh, it's controlled by them.

01:02:06.120 Okay.

01:02:06.960 Trash.

01:02:07.380 You know, everybody uses kind of the same words or same rhetoric.

01:02:11.560 And I was comparing it to, remember how Sean Hannity used to come on after Tucker and he

01:02:16.460 started a sentence with, disgraced former FBI director James Comey.

01:02:20.260 It's like, yeah, we just know who's saying what based on who's disgraced or who's not.

01:02:25.900 Just because you say disgraced, yeah, among your queer group of friends who's going to

01:02:30.220 the Mets game.

01:02:31.400 Yeah.

01:02:31.680 We don't really listen to you and you don't listen to us and that's fine.

01:02:36.040 But that's kind of the theme of the episode.

01:02:37.840 It's two sides living in the same world, seeing it completely different than each other.

01:02:42.980 Yeah.

01:02:43.660 It's very spooky stuff.

01:02:45.600 Next, we have some people who are protesting the woman who was shot and they're buzzing

01:02:52.380 their heads in solidarity.

01:02:55.680 She says Renee Cook.

01:02:57.460 It's Renee Good.

01:02:58.440 She doesn't even get her name right and she's shaving her head.

01:03:00.860 She's crying, shaving her head.

01:03:03.060 This is like when I, this is how I buzz my head.

01:03:05.100 Yeah.

01:03:05.600 It's not hard.

01:03:06.420 Just less mobility, right?

01:03:08.040 Less range of motion for you.

01:03:09.360 And the, yeah.

01:03:09.980 And I leave spots in the back sometimes and I'll go out in public and people will go,

01:03:15.300 did you just give yourself a haircut?

01:03:16.800 Yeah.

01:03:17.400 Yeah.

01:03:17.720 You have a patch on the back.

01:03:18.880 You missed.

01:03:19.400 Yeah.

01:03:19.680 You get the point.

01:03:20.480 She makes it all the way to the end and she's bald.

01:03:22.320 And she's crying.

01:03:23.280 She's at O'Connor, right?

01:03:24.360 And she's just showing that she's in control of her life.

01:03:26.260 And then proof of that is the decision she's making.

01:03:29.020 And that's what she's doing with this full control of her life.

01:03:31.640 She should get a tattoo next.

01:03:33.900 Yeah.

01:03:34.560 And we have a clip from an account called Home Math, which has gone very viral on Twitter.

01:03:40.180 And he basically explains why women tend to do the buzzed head thing.

01:03:44.420 Please do this one.

01:03:45.340 I really need to know.

01:03:46.220 He's asking why women are shaving their heads over Renee Goode.

01:03:50.240 That is the woman who got terminally oppressed by ICE for defending Somali scammers, otherwise

01:03:55.440 known as George Floyd.

01:03:57.100 Here's the answer.

01:03:57.920 The drawings are crappy in the interest of not making the videos take forever.

01:04:01.780 So first of all, hair is a sign of fertility.

01:04:04.260 Everybody loves women with long, healthy hair.

01:04:06.680 And women with short and broken and messed up hair are disgusting.

01:04:09.960 That's actually a sign of poor nutrition.

01:04:11.920 So let's say it's ancient times and we're living in straw huts again.

01:04:14.940 If these women are not being adequately provided for, their hair might break because of starvation.

01:04:20.560 Okay, number two, the police are like dad.

01:04:22.780 You call them for help.

01:04:23.940 And when they don't do what you want, then they're like mean dad.

01:04:26.760 So when women express themselves politically by saying, I want a pony and infinity Democrat

01:04:31.500 votes, dad, the police can either say, okay, sweetie, whatever you want.

01:04:36.740 And then they say, hooray, I will continue to be a spoiled brat and nothing changes.

01:04:40.900 Or dad can say no, in which case he becomes mean dad.

01:04:44.320 And then she removes the signs of her fertility.

01:04:48.380 Withholding fertility is the primary weapon of the void.

01:04:51.980 So removing my own hair means I'm withholding my sexuality because you didn't do what I want.

01:04:57.180 Kind of like most marriages.

01:04:59.420 Kind of interesting.

01:05:00.580 Yeah.

01:05:00.980 That's a good breakdown.

01:05:01.840 He does a good job and he's got those funny pictures.

01:05:04.220 That guy's definitely worth a follow.

01:05:05.960 For sure.

01:05:06.560 All right, moving on.

01:05:07.480 Our next story, AI is getting very good in a bad way.

01:05:11.380 You're now able to have like fake avatars that mimic your movements and you can completely

01:05:16.260 disguise yourself.

01:05:17.240 The Indian guy on the bottom right is the real person.

01:05:20.140 And then the woman on screen is the avatar he's being.

01:05:25.700 So you can see him moving.

01:05:27.800 This is going to trick a lot of Indian people.

01:05:30.300 Oh yeah.

01:05:30.940 Boomers too.

01:05:31.720 Boomers too.

01:05:33.420 Oh, and he likes it a little too much.

01:05:35.000 He likes being a white woman.

01:05:36.420 Yeah, he does.

01:05:37.840 And this is something to watch out for.

01:05:39.480 Like you can get scammed and someone might say, hey, join the Zoom meeting, blah, blah,

01:05:44.480 blah.

01:05:45.100 The Zoom could be that.

01:05:46.420 So just because you're seeing a person and hearing a person doesn't mean that they're

01:05:50.400 not necessarily who they are, but there could be some hints.

01:05:53.260 Like if the hot chick you're talking to really likes chicken brioni.

01:05:58.000 Yeah.

01:05:58.420 What's your favorite meal?

01:05:59.440 Oh, my mom used to make this chicken brioni that I, I mean, cheeseburger.

01:06:03.880 Yeah.

01:06:04.360 You must send to me Visa gift cards.

01:06:07.700 Gotcha.

01:06:08.360 Caught you.

01:06:09.060 It's very true.

01:06:10.340 But yeah, the Indians are going to love this.

01:06:12.200 The scammers are going to love this.

01:06:13.480 And I think this might actually even lead to some of them truning out.

01:06:17.440 They start liking becoming the white blonde woman a little too much.

01:06:21.200 And they start thinking to themselves as I'm, I'm Alice now.

01:06:24.740 Yeah.

01:06:25.060 The Indian guy is going to have to put stuff in his butt to entertain his clients.

01:06:27.960 I know he's going to turn around and be like the VR just going crazy.

01:06:31.880 The face is just hating it.

01:06:33.820 It's like, all right.

01:06:36.280 Something to watch out for, I guess.

01:06:37.500 Something to watch out for.

01:06:38.500 And it's also bad news for trans folks.

01:06:41.440 Podcasters?

01:06:42.640 Do?

01:06:43.200 Well, yeah.

01:06:43.640 No.

01:06:43.980 Like, I mean, you're going to start seeing more slop content like this when someone becomes

01:06:48.240 someone else.

01:06:49.320 And we're grandfathered in.

01:06:50.620 You know we're real.

01:06:51.980 So that's nice.

01:06:53.100 All right.

01:06:53.360 Thank you.

01:06:53.860 Real guy.

01:06:54.580 Thank you.

01:06:54.880 He's warm.

01:06:55.340 Thank you.

01:06:55.640 Uh, and it's not good news for trans folks.

01:06:58.660 Why?

01:06:59.780 Because guys pretending to be girls and they can look like a girl all the way.

01:07:04.060 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:07:05.140 But the next trans folks we're going to highlight, uh, or this next trans person we're going to

01:07:09.700 highlight, uh, is actually doing pretty well.

01:07:12.640 Yeah.

01:07:13.260 She says men are hitting on me now.

01:07:14.860 Yeah.

01:07:15.100 She with that chin and those shoulders, she says men are hitting on her.

01:07:18.620 She doesn't even need the AI filter.

01:07:20.800 Yeah.

01:07:21.320 Men are hitting on her now.

01:07:22.800 Yep.

01:07:23.240 Her.

01:07:23.860 What about that jaw, man?

01:07:25.440 Like, why would you go trans?

01:07:27.340 What about those shoulders?

01:07:29.300 It's like a normal, like if you're a little twink, I get how you'd fall into the path.

01:07:34.160 You want guys any way you can get them.

01:07:35.780 You're already a bottom.

01:07:36.900 Maybe you're a little twink.

01:07:39.580 Yeah.

01:07:40.020 But how does this guy, male swimmer physique, fall into this?

01:07:43.880 That's a great, that's a great point.

01:07:45.320 That is a swimmer physique.

01:07:46.440 And then.

01:07:47.860 All tatted up too.

01:07:49.040 Well, and then that leads me to my other point is it's a porn.

01:07:52.100 You can tell almost, and I'm speculating here, that it's a porn derived transization.

01:07:57.600 Because if you're a twink who becomes trans, it's like, okay, you fell where you, where

01:08:01.500 the chips fell.

01:08:02.940 You, you, you went where you kind of, the, the road was already going.

01:08:06.920 This one, you got hijacked.

01:08:08.760 Yeah.

01:08:09.120 This was real porn, jerk off, anime stuff.

01:08:11.640 Yeah.

01:08:12.280 Could be poison water situation too.

01:08:15.120 It could be chemical.

01:08:16.160 Yeah.

01:08:16.500 It could be environmental.

01:08:18.200 Maybe he did a bad circuit of gear in high school.

01:08:21.760 But the broad shoulders.

01:08:22.800 Never made testosterone again.

01:08:24.280 But the broad shoulders and the chin tell me that he kind of had testosterone.

01:08:28.300 Yeah.

01:08:28.640 So that's what I'm saying is I've already eliminated chemical.

01:08:31.240 This is a hundred percent porn induced in my mind.

01:08:33.620 Yeah.

01:08:34.020 I can agree with that.

01:08:34.860 If you were all fucked up from the lake that you'd get your drinking water from, you wouldn't

01:08:38.960 have, you'd, you'd be a little sunk into yourself.

01:08:41.480 Yeah.

01:08:41.600 Yeah.

01:08:41.900 You'd have more estrogen.

01:08:43.220 So.

01:08:43.840 That's a good point.

01:08:45.140 Just a theory.

01:08:45.840 Our final clip of cringe.

01:08:47.860 This woman shows us all the snacks.

01:08:49.600 She sneaks into the movie theater.

01:08:51.620 Here's what I sneak into the movies as a fat girl who's trying to be a little less of a

01:08:55.020 big back and maybe also not pay $16 for popcorn.

01:08:58.840 So we're going to cut the audio because she uses a song, but big bag of popcorn, some sort

01:09:02.900 of snack.

01:09:04.120 Looks like some pumpkin seeds.

01:09:06.080 How long is the movie?

01:09:07.940 Lawrence of Arabia, three hours and 48 minutes.

01:09:10.940 And she's got 10 kids.

01:09:13.380 Yeah.

01:09:14.640 Pepperoni.

01:09:15.300 Can't go two hours without pepperoni.

01:09:17.240 Carrots.

01:09:20.820 Munching on carrots.

01:09:21.540 Well, you're eating all this shit.

01:09:22.420 You have a picnic in the movies.

01:09:24.280 No.

01:09:25.380 The whole thing of baby bells.

01:09:28.100 They were already in a bag and she dumped them into a different bag.

01:09:31.180 So she's just like adding plastic.

01:09:32.300 Are you going to eat all of this shit in the movies?

01:09:34.880 There's like a thing.

01:09:35.740 We were talking about this before the show where people try to be healthier.

01:09:40.900 Yeah.

01:09:41.100 And they don't realize how many calories they're drinking.

01:09:43.200 A protein shake, multiple protein shakes.

01:09:45.860 No.

01:09:46.000 And then a weed drink.

01:09:46.820 Five milligrams of THC and a protein thing.

01:09:49.840 Yeah.

01:09:49.980 There's a thing.

01:09:50.600 This lady's fat and she's struggling.

01:09:52.300 And I think she kind of rage baits people online.

01:09:55.220 Working.

01:09:55.780 Yeah.

01:09:56.180 I fucking hate this lady.

01:09:58.400 And it disgusts me.

01:09:59.640 I'm repulsed by it.

01:10:01.380 And, but yeah, that's a common mistake.

01:10:03.800 A lot of fat people who got fat because they were completely disconnected from diet and fitness

01:10:10.060 and exercise.

01:10:11.280 They start making a change where, oh, I'll do this healthy substitution and that healthy

01:10:16.480 substitution.

01:10:17.700 And then you're doing a protein shake with 400 calories or something.

01:10:21.360 And they get into this like, oh, I'm going to eat.

01:10:23.480 That's healthy.

01:10:23.960 That's healthy.

01:10:24.440 That's healthy.

01:10:24.920 That's healthy.

01:10:25.380 You can eat as much as you want.

01:10:26.500 And they're all fucking so calorie dense or like cheese, you know, like stuff that's

01:10:30.920 not, they used to give Roman soldiers in their backpacks when they were going to conquer

01:10:34.400 someplace, you know, cheese, that thick bread and like meat, you know, or milk.

01:10:39.980 And they make these switches and then they just pig.

01:10:42.760 And then they go, what?

01:10:43.980 I made all these healthy choices.

01:10:45.600 And you think, well, it's healthy.

01:10:46.560 You can eat as much as you want.

01:10:47.600 And it's like nuts are very calorie dense.

01:10:49.840 Yeah.

01:10:49.980 You should have had the Coke.

01:10:51.300 You should have had the Coke instead of fucking a bag of pumpkin seeds and a protein shake.

01:10:54.920 That's 900 calories.

01:10:56.180 Crazy.

01:10:56.940 And she loads up that bag like she's going on like a three-day hike.

01:11:01.280 Yeah.

01:11:01.800 Crazy.

01:11:02.420 She's seeing Lawrence of Arabia with 10 people.

01:11:04.940 That's her plan.

01:11:06.460 And that's what the food tells me.

01:11:07.880 And it's a two-mile hike there and a two-mile hike back.

01:11:11.060 It's at 1,500 feet or 8,000 feet.

01:11:14.560 All right.

01:11:14.820 Well, that's the end of Kranz.

01:11:15.660 We're now moving on to Urban Decay.

01:11:17.640 All right.

01:11:20.020 Our first clip of Urban Decay is the one we mentioned in the intro.

01:11:23.200 This guy steals a lawnmower and he's in a wheelchair.

01:11:35.680 Can I help you?

01:11:39.520 Hi.

01:11:41.320 Hi.

01:11:46.840 Hi.

01:11:47.640 Hey, jackass.

01:11:52.440 Bring my lawnmower back.

01:11:56.940 Bring my fucking lawnmower back.

01:12:00.940 Hey, bitch.

01:12:03.760 And he's out.

01:12:04.940 Yeah.

01:12:05.680 And I was wondering, maybe this is why the urban communities are in such disarray because everyone's stealing each other's maintenance equipment.

01:12:12.120 I think so.

01:12:12.720 That's why lawns are overgrown.

01:12:15.640 Hedges are never trimmed.

01:12:16.960 It's because they're all stealing and taking it to the pawn shop and nobody can actually maintain their property.

01:12:21.800 Yeah.

01:12:22.140 But there is another way you can look at this.

01:12:23.740 It's almost like motivational.

01:12:25.200 Like his disability doesn't stop him from participating in black culture.

01:12:29.000 That's his destiny.

01:12:30.160 He's born to steal and he overcame a childhood illness to still steal your lawnmower.

01:12:35.760 So pay your respects, brother.

01:12:37.840 Yeah.

01:12:38.040 That's his destiny.

01:12:38.620 He's going to say he's going to hit his lick.

01:12:40.280 Yeah.

01:12:40.520 Nothing's going to stop him.

01:12:41.920 That's actually pretty impressive.

01:12:43.240 They should make a Barbie of him.

01:12:44.940 I think that's coming soon.

01:12:46.380 Black wheelchair thief Barbie.

01:12:47.840 Yeah.

01:12:48.320 Yeah.

01:12:48.920 Comes with an ankle monitor.

01:12:50.140 Comes with an ankle monitor, the stolen wheelchair, and two baby mamas or something.

01:12:54.680 Missing teeth.

01:12:54.940 Baby mamas sold separately maybe.

01:12:58.640 I've seen people online and even some show watchers have sent me stuff where if you have porch pirates, you put your trash in a TV box.

01:13:08.320 Oh, yeah.

01:13:08.660 And then you leave it out front, like a bulky trash you can't really get rid of.

01:13:11.460 You put your old TV that's broken in the new TV's box and you leave it.

01:13:15.460 And it's free trash removal.

01:13:16.680 And then they take it and they get home.

01:13:18.460 By the time they're home, it's like, ah, shit.

01:13:20.460 I think there's also room for an electronics company, like a high-end, maybe even Best Buy, to create like a fake bookstore or maybe a series of fake bookstores.

01:13:30.640 With the box.

01:13:31.380 To ship stuff in.

01:13:32.460 Yeah.

01:13:32.740 And obviously when it's a giant fucking 70-inch TV, you're not going to be able to fake that it's a book.

01:13:37.640 But you could do like a Barney Noble.

01:13:39.200 Yeah, exactly.

01:13:39.940 Like Michael's Bookstore or something.

01:13:41.820 And you just kind of have like several fakes and then they won't catch on and they won't steal it.

01:13:45.920 I already got the Count of Monte Cristo.

01:13:48.180 Yeah.

01:13:48.440 Yeah.

01:13:49.000 Johnny's Work Boots, you know.

01:13:51.180 Built to last.

01:13:52.420 That's pretty good.

01:13:53.400 Something.

01:13:54.060 All right.

01:13:54.360 Speaking of ring cams, next we have a Home Invader commercial.

01:13:58.860 And look who the perpetrator is.

01:14:00.260 Vivint makes your home smarter.

01:14:03.460 And when you have Vivint and Reliant, they're smarter together.

01:14:07.260 Because now you can make your home smarter, protect your family, and track your energy savings all in one place.

01:14:14.520 So you can stay on top of everything.

01:14:17.200 Inside.

01:14:18.680 And out.

01:14:20.480 Camera recording.

01:14:23.260 Smarter security.

01:14:24.640 Smarter energy.

01:14:25.860 Smarter home.

01:14:26.680 There you go.

01:14:27.260 Yeah, that's who's breaking in, the white college baseball player.

01:14:30.280 Yeah, the brown couple who's living in a $700,000 house.

01:14:35.200 Very high tech.

01:14:35.960 With full security, salsa dancing.

01:14:37.880 They have a nice, handsome, good muscle definition guy just attempting the front door.

01:14:43.160 What was he going to do?

01:14:44.480 Break in and probably murder everybody.

01:14:46.360 That's what white guys do, right?

01:14:47.460 Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

01:14:48.660 And then the camera makes a little sound and then he has to cover his face and run off.

01:14:52.340 He wasn't really planning this home invasion very well.

01:14:55.660 And here's a screenshot of the Instagram ad.

01:14:58.280 Three likes and 178 comments.

01:15:00.480 I'm sure you guys know what was discussed.

01:15:03.100 Hey, at least it wasn't a black man and a white woman as the family and home.

01:15:06.860 That's true.

01:15:07.760 We got a little bit of ground there.

01:15:09.520 It's interesting because you show this.

01:15:12.260 I'm sure it's not that good of a conversion for home security.

01:15:15.560 But if you showed a home security of an actual criminal on a ring cam, like breaking in.

01:15:21.440 It would scare you more.

01:15:22.480 A real dirty dread motherfucker who you know?

01:15:25.780 Yeah, exactly.

01:15:26.740 Or if you showed like, here's a dirty dread mofucka breaking into someone's house.

01:15:31.060 Here's a dirty dread mofucka getting to the door and then the ring cam scares him off,

01:15:35.560 which I'm sure there's a clip of that somewhere.

01:15:37.180 Yeah.

01:15:37.580 You can actually probably sell more home defense stuff.

01:15:40.860 Yeah, their way of being politically correct actually takes away the true fear factor.

01:15:45.640 Because we all know who's home invading.

01:15:47.980 A black guy in like a con ed or like a fake power company vest who goes, hey, power company.

01:15:54.160 You know, show the scariest moment you can.

01:15:56.420 Yeah.

01:15:56.840 Because if you show that, you go, eh, the white guy coming to the door.

01:15:59.520 That doesn't even happen.

01:16:00.420 That's not that scary.

01:16:01.200 Yeah.

01:16:01.680 I'm not scared of a white guy coming to the door.

01:16:04.000 So you're actually spot on with that.

01:16:06.560 I think it hurts their business because they're not honest.

01:16:09.160 But it feels good to make a little movie for a sec.

01:16:12.600 I don't know if it even does feel good.

01:16:14.200 I think they just go, well, we have to.

01:16:16.040 We can't do a black guy.

01:16:16.860 We can't do a fucking black guy.

01:16:18.300 Why not?

01:16:18.680 They're the ones doing all the home invading.

01:16:20.340 I know.

01:16:20.960 What if we do Venezuelans with jammers?

01:16:23.900 Yeah.

01:16:24.340 Wi-Fi jammers.

01:16:25.820 That's so true.

01:16:26.780 Let's just do white guys.

01:16:27.620 They're the only ones who don't get mad.

01:16:28.800 Because sometimes I just, this is kind of like an old played out thing.

01:16:32.580 The diversity, like the representation in commercials, movies, whatever.

01:16:36.480 They just go, oh, we'll make him black or, oh, we'll make him this.

01:16:39.700 And it's really no harm, no foul for the most part until you get to like black people in Lord of Them Rings or black people in medieval England, right?

01:16:49.400 The particularly egregious examples that actually hurt you.

01:16:52.300 And this is one that definitely hurts.

01:16:53.960 Yeah.

01:16:54.500 There you go.

01:16:54.980 All right, our next story, we have an illegal drunk driver who's been cited multiple times, killed people from drunk driving, and he has an entire social media presence that makes jokes about drunk driving.

01:17:07.840 Let's play the video.

01:17:09.380 So here's him, I believe, getting his ankle monitor on or off?

01:17:12.540 Off.

01:17:13.000 He posts it on TikTok.

01:17:14.520 Here he is getting pulled over by a police for having no license.

01:17:17.660 For having no license.

01:17:18.500 He just looks at the camera like, oh, here he is filming his empty modelos and pacificos.

01:17:26.000 Real Mexican beer guy.

01:17:28.920 So literally drinking and driving.

01:17:30.720 He makes videos about that.

01:17:31.660 He's in the driver's seat.

01:17:32.860 Yeah, here he is literally drinking and driving.

01:17:35.540 Chugging a Modelo 40.

01:17:37.100 So the guy's just a drunk, illegal.

01:17:39.360 All his captions are in Spanish.

01:17:41.240 And, of course, he was in California, so he was allowed to stay.

01:17:46.700 Brian Alva Rodriguez, an illegal alien, previously ordered, removed, and convicted of two DUIs, is now charged with a third DUI in the death of an eight-year-old girl.

01:17:56.360 And social media shows all of his drinking and stuff, which we just showed you here.

01:18:00.040 And here's the crash of the eight-year-old girl.

01:18:01.960 He crossed a double yellow line and hit a, I think, Camry head-on.

01:18:07.020 And a little girl was killed because of it.

01:18:09.460 And this is what I mean by, like, ice going into the neighborhoods.

01:18:14.360 The guy had an order of removal after two DUIs.

01:18:18.560 And Sanctuary State Gavin Newsom doesn't turn him in, doesn't cooperate with ice or anything.

01:18:22.720 And he kills an eight-year-old girl in California.

01:18:25.420 Yeah, we can steal Maduro in the middle of the night, but we can't get this guy out.

01:18:30.620 Crazy. Crazy.

01:18:32.260 All right, so let's get to our next story.

01:18:34.160 We'll start with the mugshot.

01:18:35.580 Fat neck, mouth breather, like, oh, something happened to me.

01:18:40.180 This is like, I got stung by a hundred beads.

01:18:43.420 Right?

01:18:44.120 And here's the context of what happened.

01:18:46.480 Yeah, this is just, like, top ten dumb Urban Decay headlines.

01:18:49.640 A man asked police to test whether the meth he bought was actually meth.

01:18:53.620 Then he goes to the police station to get it tested and press charges on, I guess, whoever sold it to him.

01:18:58.100 Illinois police say Seth Peter Kelly, 38, asked officer to test the drugs after a bad reaction.

01:19:04.220 Police told him they could test it if he brought it to the station.

01:19:07.600 Kelly arrived with a crystal-like substance wrapped in aluminum foil.

01:19:10.520 Police confirmed it was meth.

01:19:12.120 He was arrested and charged with possession, and there's his mugshot there.

01:19:15.900 I'm stupid.

01:19:17.040 Yeah, it actually is meth, brother.

01:19:18.620 Hands behind your back.

01:19:19.400 Hands behind your back.

01:19:20.460 Congratulations.

01:19:21.460 And the ironic thing is if he was sold fake meth, he would have been free to go, I guess.

01:19:26.500 Maybe.

01:19:27.060 Yeah.

01:19:28.080 So, another, I guess.

01:19:29.500 What was the upside?

01:19:30.100 You go to the police station.

01:19:31.500 It's either not meth, and you knew that.

01:19:33.780 That's why you're at the police station trying to get it tested.

01:19:36.220 Or it is meth, and now you're at the police station and you brought meth.

01:19:39.700 I don't think there was much thinking going on.

01:19:41.520 So, he didn't game out.

01:19:42.300 You know how we game out certain scenarios?

01:19:44.400 I don't think he was doing that.

01:19:45.600 He wasn't gaming it out.

01:19:46.700 Yeah.

01:19:46.960 All right.

01:19:47.520 Our next story is about a man who was shot by ice.

01:19:51.260 And it sounds bad in the beginning, but when you hear the details, you'll realize.

01:19:55.100 Keith Porter's mother overcome with grief at the candlelight vigil in Carson, where she

01:20:02.440 raised him.

01:20:03.160 This is the second memorial in a week for the father of two shot and killed in Northridge

01:20:11.200 by an off-duty ICE agent on New Year's Eve.

01:20:13.940 You took our loved one from us.

01:20:16.020 You murdered our loved one, and it's not fair.

01:20:18.300 It's not right.

01:20:19.120 According to the...

01:20:19.920 It sounds like, oh man, ICE just shot this guy, and now he's dead, and everyone's sad,

01:20:25.260 and he was a great guy.

01:20:26.240 Father of two, ICE murdered him?

01:20:27.880 Why haven't I heard more about this?

01:20:29.060 This is fucking crazy, right?

01:20:30.440 Everyone's talking about Renee Good.

01:20:32.360 ICE killed this guy.

01:20:33.320 Let's hear some more details.

01:20:34.780 Let's hear some of the context.

01:20:35.940 According to the Department of Homeland Security, the off-duty ICE agent heard gunfire near

01:20:40.900 his apartment and went to check it out.

01:20:42.940 That's when DHS says the officer encountered Porter holding a long rifle.

01:20:48.080 Advocates say Porter's gunfire that night was his way of observing the holiday.

01:20:52.460 Yes, it was illegal, but at the end of the day, it's American tradition.

01:20:56.000 I'm 80 years old.

01:20:57.200 It's happened as long as I can remember.

01:20:59.760 That's one of the things that happens.

01:21:01.680 People shoot guns as part of fireworks and celebration of the new year.

01:21:06.240 But the agent allegedly ordered Porter to put down the weapon, and when he didn't comply,

01:21:11.200 DHS says the off-duty officer fired his service gun.

01:21:15.340 The agency claims Porter fired three rounds at the off-duty agent before he was killed.

01:21:21.020 This is a human rights issue.

01:21:23.720 The 43-year-old's death touching...

01:21:25.800 Damn, can't even shoot your gun in the air and then at an ICE officer anymore.

01:21:30.220 Yeah.

01:21:30.440 That's an American tradition.

01:21:32.100 The 80-year-old bag-of-bones, libertard woman comes in and defends the guy.

01:21:37.300 She's at the vigil.

01:21:38.900 And shooting guns in the air, and I believe it's Northridge, California.

01:21:41.620 Yeah.

01:21:42.320 That's like a suburban town where it's house, house, house, house, house.

01:21:45.440 Yeah.

01:21:45.600 So if you're shooting the gun in the air, those bullets come down.

01:21:48.360 Yeah.

01:21:48.820 They don't go to the mountains.

01:21:50.800 They don't go forever and go into space.

01:21:53.500 Yeah.

01:21:53.700 No, that's a tradition as long as I can remember.

01:21:55.720 When was the last time you ever saw someone shoot a gun straight up in the air?

01:21:58.900 I've never seen that.

01:21:59.980 Yeah.

01:22:00.300 I don't do that.

01:22:01.520 None of my homies do that.

01:22:03.280 So yeah, there you go.

01:22:05.320 I mean, just a retarded person.

01:22:07.140 He shot three times at the ICE officer.

01:22:09.560 He didn't go, whoa, whoa.

01:22:10.980 Father of two.

01:22:11.900 They emphasize that.

01:22:13.680 And then they go, he shot three times at the ICE officer.

01:22:16.160 Yeah.

01:22:16.660 This father of two was doing an American celebration.

01:22:19.600 It's not even American.

01:22:20.620 That's third world.

01:22:21.360 That's Middle Eastern shit, shooting the gun in the air.

01:22:23.540 Yeah.

01:22:23.800 And then you shoot your random wedding guest.

01:22:26.720 Everyone's seen those videos, right?

01:22:28.040 You go like this, and then all of a sudden some guy's dead.

01:22:32.080 Yeah.

01:22:32.700 I don't know.

01:22:33.520 More fuck around and find out, stupid games, stupid prizes, whatever, a little saying.

01:22:39.220 That's what you get.

01:22:40.140 Yeah.

01:22:40.740 You never have a show watcher getting in trouble that way.

01:22:44.200 I don't think so.

01:22:45.140 I don't think so.

01:22:45.780 I don't think so either.

01:22:46.040 All right.

01:22:46.200 Our last story of Urban Decay is a very sad story.

01:22:48.880 Can you lead us into it?

01:22:51.020 Dark story.

01:22:52.260 11-month-old Harvey Mucklebust was suffocated to death.

01:22:57.640 At a daycare in Minnesota.

01:22:59.860 Daycare worker Thea Russell was just arrested and allegedly told police she did it for attention.

01:23:04.600 Let's see what Fox Local has for the story.

01:23:07.640 His life taken while at Rocking Horse Ranch Child Care, allegedly by an employee who had been there just three weeks.

01:23:14.680 Harvey died in September after the accused employee called 911 when Harvey stopped breathing.

01:23:21.080 The little boy died at the hospital.

01:23:23.360 But this incident wasn't isolated.

01:23:25.440 Just two hours before Harvey died, another Rocking Horse Child was taken to the hospital with the same symptoms.

01:23:31.720 And that same child had been at the hospital just a few days earlier as well.

01:23:36.020 A four-month-old child who was briefly not breathing and was found with blood and foam under her nose and mouth.

01:23:43.180 By the time officers arrived, the child was breathing again and was being transported to the hospital by the parents.

01:23:50.480 At the time, doctors believed that child had suffered some sort of medical issue.

01:23:55.100 But through the investigation, police could see the common thread was the 18-year-old employee who ultimately confessed to suffocating the children in an attention-seeking act.

01:24:05.660 Police adding she had a documented history of attention-seeking behavior.

01:24:10.140 Including her making multiple 911 calls, reporting nonsensical incidents, and simply hanging up.

01:24:16.620 Also learned were past incidents involving starting fires at a church camp and erratic behavior toward other children.

01:24:24.360 So this is who's watching your kids.

01:24:26.720 And the kids that were injured, the one who died was 11 months and the other one was 4 months.

01:24:31.220 Imagine dropping a 4-month-old off to that woman.

01:24:35.160 Crazy.

01:24:36.660 And there's a couple lessons in here.

01:24:38.760 One, if you're white, don't use black daycare workers.

01:24:42.060 Just try to avoid it.

01:24:43.220 Honestly, like there's too much racial tension in America right now.

01:24:45.960 Now, that's like not a PC or whatever.

01:24:49.140 But just like stay within your own race, probably.

01:24:51.480 I've seen too many stories of kids with beatings, bruises, whatever.

01:24:55.360 And then the other lesson in this is always press charges.

01:25:00.720 When you see someone with like shitty behavior, like, oh, she had a history of just calling 911.

01:25:05.200 She lit some fires.

01:25:06.440 And then we let her get a job at a daycare with a bunch of under one-year-olds.

01:25:11.120 How the fuck does that happen, right?

01:25:13.320 So it's like press charges.

01:25:14.600 It's your duty to follow through.

01:25:16.040 Go be a witness if someone's a criminal towards you.

01:25:18.380 Because you're not just doing it for yourself, but you're maybe preventing them from getting a job later that would give them access to innocent, vulnerable people.

01:25:25.900 But you're like starting a paper trail, right?

01:25:28.100 Yeah.

01:25:28.340 And then, I don't know, the other lesson is maybe mom stays home from work.

01:25:33.880 That's the takeaway.

01:25:35.560 It's stay home with your kid season, even if it means you make less money and you have to maybe struggle to make ends meet.

01:25:41.680 What's more important than staying home with your 11-month-year-old?

01:25:46.720 And you're going to give your 11-month-old to that woman that you don't even know who's a literal criminal?

01:25:52.280 There's this weird middle zone, right?

01:25:54.200 Like, say, let's take a range of women, right?

01:25:58.480 Say this woman is a corporate law attorney who's like on her way to become partner and she makes $400,000 a year.

01:26:04.280 Yeah, you're going to go back to work after the baby, right?

01:26:06.280 But you're also going to pay a fucking live-in nanny who's sick and you've interviewed 10 of them and you kind of are a corporate-

01:26:13.840 And it's expensive.

01:26:14.760 You're a corporate grinder, it's expensive.

01:26:16.560 And then there's the mom who makes like 50, 60, 70K in that range with like a good job that she likes.

01:26:23.160 Maybe it has some good benefits and that's why she does it.

01:26:26.220 But then when you pay for childcare and you pay for everything, it's like you're really netting like maybe 25K a year or 20K a year.

01:26:32.100 So like that math, you have to be constantly like evaluating like, is it worth 20K a year and then my kids with a stranger?

01:26:41.780 Probably not, you know?

01:26:43.400 So, and this family looks so nice.

01:26:46.360 These people are like normal, like it's just horrible.

01:26:48.780 Yeah.

01:26:49.260 And, you know, there's the grandma back there.

01:26:53.560 It's like just one of those decisions that kind of almost haunts you forever.

01:26:58.140 And, you know, you don't want to learn from your mistakes.

01:27:03.560 You want to learn from other people's.

01:27:04.920 And I don't know if this was a mistake or if they even knew this girl worked there, this scumbag.

01:27:09.000 But that's why we talk about it on the show because there's something to learn from it, right?

01:27:12.940 And we have a lot of people who are constantly just had their first kid or, you know, just got married.

01:27:17.260 And so we want to harp on that.

01:27:19.820 Very sad stuff, but don't get too down or too depressed.

01:27:22.500 Moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:27:24.080 And we have some uplifting stuff today.

01:27:26.340 First, this guy has a weight loss hack that we can all use.

01:27:30.700 I actually wrap my mouth in plastic before every meal.

01:27:33.400 No, this is not a joke.

01:27:34.480 It tricks my brain into thinking I'm eating and getting the nutrients and dopamine.

01:27:38.760 But I'm actually able to just eat whatever I want and still never gain any weight.

01:27:44.760 Pretty smart.

01:27:46.060 Does he taste anything or does he taste plastic?

01:27:48.640 I think it's all about just like your brain seeing the food go in your mouth.

01:27:52.720 Okay.

01:27:53.300 I was going to say, just do bulimia, brother.

01:27:54.760 Yeah, just that's what I was going to say.

01:27:56.200 If you're that in, just pull the trigger, brother.

01:27:57.880 Just puke it.

01:27:58.820 Have fun.

01:27:59.380 Get all the tastes.

01:28:01.140 Go crazy.

01:28:02.080 We were talking about this.

01:28:02.980 Load up.

01:28:03.760 More than you would ever eat.

01:28:05.020 Binge.

01:28:05.780 We're back on our diets in general, like after the holidays and stuff.

01:28:09.260 And I was telling Fleckus, you know, feeling skinny is better than any food, you know?

01:28:17.900 When you feel fit, you feel skinny.

01:28:19.460 That's what they say.

01:28:20.080 That's kind of like a girl saying almost.

01:28:22.460 Like nothing tastes as good as feeling skinny or something like that.

01:28:25.340 As being thin as.

01:28:26.720 Yeah.

01:28:27.040 And then Fleckus just goes, pizza.

01:28:29.500 So, you know.

01:28:30.580 Or being skinny and eating pizza.

01:28:32.580 That's probably got to feel so good.

01:28:33.660 I can't relate to that, but that's got to feel real good.

01:28:36.680 But puking it is the solution.

01:28:38.800 I got good.

01:28:39.520 Like I learned how to puke well in college.

01:28:41.440 Yeah.

01:28:41.860 You just eat a whole pizza, eat some Domino's, eat a whole thing at McDonald's.

01:28:46.740 Doesn't really sit right.

01:28:47.800 You puke it up in the next morning's run.

01:28:49.420 You just yak it out.

01:28:50.600 Yeah.

01:28:51.040 Next morning when you're five sprints in, you puke it up.

01:28:53.800 You still taste it at all.

01:28:54.660 Or you puke it up right after.

01:28:55.680 Make sure you drink a bunch of water before you eat so you're not just going to get choked.

01:28:59.780 Chunky shit.

01:29:00.600 It's easy.

01:29:01.060 Sounds like you're serious about bulimia, brother.

01:29:03.660 I'm kind of making jokes.

01:29:04.540 I'm making jokes too.

01:29:06.160 But there are some.

01:29:07.000 Sounds like you pulled the trigger.

01:29:07.500 There's been some times where you go to the Chinese buffet and you eat a bunch of shit

01:29:12.140 and you don't feel good.

01:29:14.080 Okay.

01:29:14.540 And you're kind of like, am I going to just sit all day and ride this out?

01:29:19.560 Or am I just going to yak it up and then kind of have the rest of my day?

01:29:23.400 All right.

01:29:23.780 Next we have a motivational message from this guy.

01:29:27.080 There are two spirits battling inside you.

01:29:30.640 A battle for your soul.

01:29:32.020 One is doubt, fear, and laziness.

01:29:37.440 The other is discipline, courage, and strength.

01:29:42.520 Which one wins?

01:29:44.860 Simple.

01:29:46.520 The one you feed.

01:29:48.580 There you go.

01:29:49.700 Okay.

01:29:50.140 Message of the day.

01:29:51.200 Good for you.

01:29:52.300 What's up with the mesh shirt and the male nipples?

01:29:55.620 What's up with that?

01:29:56.580 And then he's on some sort of shower curtain of the Las Vegas strip?

01:30:00.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:30:00.960 Is that his studio?

01:30:02.080 Yeah, he's an interesting guy.

01:30:03.640 Hey, got to start somewhere.

01:30:05.140 The mesh shirt with the nipples out.

01:30:07.280 Rob likes that type of shit.

01:30:08.760 All right.

01:30:09.200 Next, this is a method to get people to miss foul shots.

01:30:13.620 That's my man.

01:30:20.860 And he completely air balls it.

01:30:23.100 That's my man.

01:30:24.240 Yes, proof.

01:30:25.040 Proof is in the pudding.

01:30:25.920 All right.

01:30:26.580 Our last clip in our Pure Americana clip of the week, we have the dog waiting with the kids

01:30:31.800 at the bus stop.

01:30:32.560 That's a good boy.

01:30:58.200 That's nice.

01:30:58.760 And once the door closes, they're in and the bus stop picks you up from your own house

01:31:02.820 personally.

01:31:03.720 Yeah.

01:31:04.640 I thought that's just a, I thought you had to go to a corner somewhere.

01:31:08.140 You had to like kind of go.

01:31:09.080 They used to come to my house.

01:31:10.200 They did?

01:31:10.660 Yeah.

01:31:11.080 I had to walk to a fucking corner.

01:31:13.400 Pathetic.

01:31:13.820 Fucking sucks.

01:31:15.100 But I think that was only like one year.

01:31:17.260 Isn't that nice Americana?

01:31:18.300 The dog's got a job.

01:31:19.360 Yeah.

01:31:19.880 You got to give the dog a purpose.

01:31:21.020 You got to let him cook.

01:31:22.180 And certain dogs have certain jobs.

01:31:23.700 That's that dog's job.

01:31:25.620 It's pretty good.

01:31:27.040 Yeah.

01:31:27.600 Yeah.

01:31:27.800 Yeah.

01:31:27.920 It feels good.

01:31:29.780 All right.

01:31:30.840 You losing steam?

01:31:32.020 No, the show's over.

01:31:33.080 We have our shout outs.

01:31:33.980 We have a happy birthday to Honkler.

01:31:35.760 His birthday was on Tuesday.

01:31:37.720 The Honkler.

01:31:38.380 You see, he commented.

01:31:39.600 Honk, honk.

01:31:40.180 I'm always watching the comments, guys.

01:31:42.240 So if you comment, I see it.

01:31:44.380 And it's his birthday.

01:31:45.320 Happy birthday to the Honkler on Tuesday.

01:31:47.060 Happy birthday, Honkler.

01:31:48.140 You got recognized at Publix the other day.

01:31:50.780 Yeah.

01:31:51.400 By a show watcher who, like the girl.

01:31:54.500 Wasn't our typical audience.

01:31:56.520 Wasn't our typical audience.

01:31:57.460 She had a mask and she was kind of quiet.

01:32:00.400 And I just assumed like, all right, I'm just going to check out.

01:32:02.840 And then she said, are you Fleckus?

01:32:04.520 And I said, yes.

01:32:05.140 And she said, my dad watches your show.

01:32:06.980 So sometimes people are just kind of exposed to it.

01:32:09.280 And like, she might not agree with us, but it's funny.

01:32:11.020 So shout out to that dad.

01:32:12.360 Yeah.

01:32:12.640 If your daughter works at that Publix, you know who you are.

01:32:14.860 Jeff.

01:32:15.640 It was Jeff.

01:32:16.300 You remember the name?

01:32:16.940 He emailed me.

01:32:17.620 Oh, he did?

01:32:18.240 Yeah.

01:32:18.840 What did he say?

01:32:20.620 He told me to shout out.

01:32:23.680 Oh, no.

01:32:24.120 Okay.

01:32:24.460 He told me to shout out John Frankman, who is a show watcher and he's running for Congress

01:32:28.400 in Florida.

01:32:29.140 He's a former Green Beret captain.

01:32:31.180 Oh, dude.

01:32:31.660 John Frankman.

01:32:32.180 I know him.

01:32:32.980 And he's tired of Republicans getting nothing done.

01:32:35.620 He's kind of thinks like us.

01:32:37.440 So go follow him.

01:32:38.580 John Frankman.

01:32:39.740 How do you spell?

01:32:40.480 What's his at?

01:32:41.140 John Frankman.

01:32:41.960 John Frankman, Florida.

01:32:43.060 He just announced he's running for Congress in Florida's first district.

01:32:47.320 Even with the GOP majority, DC is broken and nothing is getting done.

01:32:50.620 Florida one is one of the most conservative districts in America and it deserves a fighter,

01:32:53.660 not a placeholder.

01:32:54.900 And I DM with this guy.

01:32:56.180 Yeah.

01:32:56.320 He's like a former Green Beret.

01:32:57.740 This guy's, I told him he should run for something.

01:33:00.260 If you look at our chat history, not, not like it was my idea.

01:33:03.800 You did this.

01:33:04.380 But like, I was like, try again.

01:33:06.040 I just said, swing away, keep swinging.

01:33:08.120 He, uh, Trump, I think endorsed somebody else in a race that he was trying for.

01:33:12.820 And, but this guy's a Green Beret, does news hits.

01:33:15.320 He does all the good shit.

01:33:16.220 So John Frankman, we fully support John Frankman.

01:33:18.640 We do.

01:33:19.200 He's a Catholic too.

01:33:20.380 He's a good guy and he hates the rhinos.

01:33:22.720 And we have a picture here of his profile.

01:33:25.060 So go give him a follow, John Frankman.

01:33:27.560 Yeah.

01:33:27.840 Um, all right, moving on.

01:33:29.040 We heard us first is in the panhandle, right?

01:33:30.980 Yeah.

01:33:31.240 Yeah.

01:33:31.440 It's up north.

01:33:32.500 Good luck, John.

01:33:33.220 Good luck, John.

01:33:33.920 We like you.

01:33:34.560 And thank you for watching.

01:33:35.760 Uh, it's very cool when like a Green Beret captain watches the show.

01:33:39.340 Yeah.

01:33:39.580 That's like a high level individual, which makes us high level individuals by association.

01:33:44.340 You handle the like breaching and clearing a house.

01:33:47.500 We'll handle the stupid bits, brother.

01:33:49.560 Yeah.

01:33:50.120 Keep fighting.

01:33:50.780 Pleasure serving with you.

01:33:51.760 Pleasure serving with you.

01:33:52.880 Equal partners.

01:33:53.960 50, 50 partners.

01:33:55.120 Equal service to the country.

01:33:56.560 Uh, happy birthday to Mike from Oak Lawn.

01:33:59.760 His birthday was on January 15th.

01:34:01.520 Oak Lawn?

01:34:02.140 Oak Lawn.

01:34:03.220 Chicago.

01:34:04.000 Oh, cool.

01:34:05.220 Uh, happy birthday to Bradley who turned six this week.

01:34:08.280 Happy birthday, buddy.

01:34:09.600 Happy birthday, Bradley.

01:34:10.920 Hope it's a good one.

01:34:12.220 You're on TV.

01:34:13.520 You're famous, Bradley.

01:34:14.840 Happy birthday.

01:34:15.800 Look at you.

01:34:16.580 Listen to your parents.

01:34:18.320 Okay.

01:34:18.600 All right.

01:34:19.260 And then we have a happy anniversary, eight year anniversary for Jake and Becky on January

01:34:24.960 12th.

01:34:25.680 Happy anniversary, Jake and Becky.

01:34:26.980 You guys are going to be together forever because you watch the show together and couples

01:34:30.840 who watch the show together, stay together.

01:34:33.260 Yep.

01:34:33.360 Everyone knows that.

01:34:34.140 Everybody knows that.

01:34:34.980 Well, that was a good episode.

01:34:36.800 Yeah, you liked it?

01:34:37.520 I did.

01:34:38.120 And if you guys want to watch the Fleckus Cribs special where you get to see my house

01:34:43.380 and how I live and all the stupid stuff I have and my cool car collection, that actually

01:34:47.540 is the cool part.

01:34:49.100 Fleckustalks.com is the website.

01:34:50.740 It comes out tomorrow at 11 a.m.

01:34:53.140 It's going to be sick.

01:34:54.240 At 11 a.m., huh?

01:34:55.880 At 11 a.m.

01:34:57.340 Okay.

01:34:57.820 11 a.m.

01:34:58.820 11 a.m.

01:34:59.860 Right on.

01:35:00.180 So you guys should sign up and check that out.

01:35:02.740 You're going to love it.

01:35:03.580 It's very fun.

01:35:04.580 Me and Ratboy shot it.

01:35:05.840 And you have a whole backlog of content with bonus land, which is great.

01:35:10.860 And then we'll see you on Tuesday.

01:35:12.580 Yep.

01:35:13.020 Have a nice weekend.

01:35:14.400 Go Bears.

01:35:15.160 See you on Tuesday.

01:35:16.800 Go Bears again.

01:35:17.920 Goodbye.

01:35:18.220 Bye.

01:35:41.680 And then you hear the sound

01:35:45.740 We're heading to the bathroom, you know we gotta go

01:35:53.020 Cause Flick is in red, but I just uploaded the show

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - January 16, 2026

DISABILITY DOESN’T STOP THIS MAN FROM STEALING YOUR STUFF

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