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00:00:00.460 All right, welcome back to Flock of Socks and Podcast episode 217.

00:00:05.980 Today on the show, the autopsy of Kamala's campaign continues.

00:00:10.660 Wait to hear why her team told her not to do Joe Rogan.

00:00:14.460 Then we go over Trump's most recent cabinet picks.

00:00:17.520 We're going to tell you who's a good pick and who's a Republican against Trump, a.k.a. 0.98

00:00:22.380 a rat. 0.88

00:00:23.380 Then in Cringe of the Week, adults are trying to cancel this teenage girl for saying the

00:00:27.280 no-no word online.

00:00:28.600 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we have some Spirit Airlines behavior.

00:00:34.620 And this time, it's the employees fighting again.

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00:04:15.580 All right, let's get right into the show.

00:04:17.240 Okay.

00:04:17.480 It's a Friday.

00:04:18.420 It is.

00:04:18.980 Another week has gone by, like sand through our fingers.

00:04:21.560 It feels good.

00:04:22.660 Dust in the wind.

00:04:23.960 Yeah, that's us.

00:04:25.120 Let's get right into it.

00:04:26.380 Okay.

00:04:26.820 We're going to go not too fast.

00:04:28.340 We have a great housekeeping.

00:04:30.400 Urban Decay is a little light.

00:04:31.880 Cringe is packed.

00:04:33.320 Uplifting is uplifting.

00:04:34.140 We got shout-outs.

00:04:35.000 Yeah, we're having fun out here.

00:04:36.480 Yeah.

00:04:36.880 It's easy now.

00:04:38.000 It's light.

00:04:39.120 It rolls off the tongue.

00:04:40.680 Everything.

00:04:41.260 Even the bad stuff, we're still feeling good because there's going to be a Republican conservative 0.98

00:04:45.680 rebuttal to all this bad shit they're doing to us in the meantime. 0.98

00:04:48.700 Yep. 0.99

00:04:49.260 Speaking of bad shit doing to us in the meantime, Blinken, Tony Blinken, he's got a plan for Ukraine 0.99

00:04:56.640 funding. 0.99

00:04:57.200 Let's listen to what he said.

00:04:58.100 As we're working to make sure that Ukraine has what it needs to effectively defend itself,

00:05:03.880 the United States continues to step up.

00:05:06.620 We've obligated just recently and pushed out the door another $8 billion in security assistance

00:05:12.420 for Ukraine.

00:05:13.440 That was in September.

00:05:14.780 Another almost half a billion dollars just a few weeks ago.

00:05:18.040 And President Biden is committed to making sure that every dollar we have at our disposal

00:05:22.860 will be pushed out the door between now and January 20th.

00:05:26.960 Why are you saying it like that?

00:05:29.040 What a horrible sentence.

00:05:30.740 Pushed out the door, every dollar at our disposal.

00:05:33.720 Crazy statement.

00:05:35.120 And you know, it's like a Trump defiance or like getting things done before Trump makes 1.00

00:05:39.860 them do and say crazy shit like that. 0.99

00:05:42.020 But like the phrase, push every dollar we can of ours out the door. 1.00

00:05:47.000 Crazy.

00:05:47.500 Why would you put it like that? 0.78

00:05:49.240 And like you have to probably, that's the part you're not supposed to say out loud.

00:05:51.740 Like, oh, Trump's going to be in office in January.

00:05:53.300 You've got to give Ukraine as much money as possible. 0.65

00:05:55.200 You just said that on purpose.

00:05:56.640 I know.

00:05:56.840 He's not talking to the American population.

00:05:58.500 He's talking to the people they made promises to.

00:06:00.740 You know what I mean?

00:06:01.460 It's a different level of dialogue before you're kicked out of the Secretary of State, right?

00:06:06.620 Mm-hmm.

00:06:07.120 And I don't know, man.

00:06:08.640 That is obviously one thing where it doesn't look too good, but I don't know if Biden's

00:06:13.660 really open to like these end of the game, fourth quarter changes.

00:06:18.040 He invited Trump to the White House, obviously, earlier this week.

00:06:21.780 And I don't know, man.

00:06:23.360 He doesn't seem heavily motivated to like get some last stuff in.

00:06:27.060 Or to like ruin it on purpose right before he's done.

00:06:29.600 Exactly.

00:06:30.060 He's accepted his fate.

00:06:31.060 He already got pushed out by the Democratic Party.

00:06:32.920 So he's had like months to digest his role in history.

00:06:37.100 And now he's probably just like, all right, let's not bother anybody.

00:06:40.120 Yeah.

00:06:40.160 Let me enjoy my remaining years.

00:06:41.980 Yeah.

00:06:42.100 I'm watching Netflix with my grandkids.

00:06:45.000 Yeah.

00:06:45.380 That's a good point.

00:06:45.980 Maybe he made a deal with Trump.

00:06:47.220 Who knows?

00:06:48.100 All right.

00:06:48.600 That's not what I said.

00:06:49.980 We both agree.

00:06:51.220 That's not what I said at all.

00:06:51.800 That he did a deal and the Bidens are going to cooperate to get Obama.

00:06:55.680 And Obama's out of the deal.

00:06:56.060 And Obama's going to jail.

00:06:57.240 Yeah.

00:06:57.580 We all agree on that, buddy.

00:06:58.660 We get it.

00:06:59.720 All right.

00:07:00.300 Let's get into the remaining Harris campaign autopsy stuff.

00:07:05.600 Obviously, everyone's still analyzing the campaign.

00:07:07.580 We're not going to spend too much time on this.

00:07:08.960 But this, I could not keep off the show.

00:07:11.660 Yeah.

00:07:12.560 Remember, they were going to have Kamala on Joe Rogan.

00:07:15.200 And then Kamala spoke to one of her team members. 0.71

00:07:17.860 And this is what they said as to why she shouldn't go on.

00:07:20.880 Yeah.

00:07:21.160 And this is a redacted text message from a source that this person has staked their reputation on.

00:07:26.840 So we're outsourcing that to them.

00:07:28.800 This is not our information.

00:07:30.520 But it said, just spent an hour with Redacted.

00:07:33.260 Said the reason Kamala didn't go on Rogan was the black staffers. 0.97

00:07:37.680 Would you really go on Hitler's podcast?

00:07:39.740 Was the line that made her buckle to internal pressure.

00:07:43.020 Blank or Redacted was very apologetic about this, saying, I know it's not politically correct.

00:07:47.140 But yeah, there's a massive racial divide internally in the campaign.

00:07:51.100 So you can't go on Joe Rogan's podcast because you wouldn't go on Hitler's podcast. 0.91

00:07:55.660 Yeah.

00:07:56.100 Joe Rogan is Hitler.

00:07:56.920 Yeah.

00:07:57.460 So ipso facto, Joe Rogan is Hitler.

00:08:00.280 And it's like the biggest platform ever.

00:08:02.200 Trump already did it.

00:08:03.280 Like you had a chance.

00:08:04.560 It had nothing to do with my inability to have a three-hour conversation.

00:08:08.140 And that was because staffers were radical on my team.

00:08:11.560 And that was before Joe Rogan even endorsed Trump.

00:08:14.660 So he was like just trying to have both candidates on.

00:08:16.800 But it's good to see that she's surrounded or was surrounded by real dum-dums who are so politically 1.00

00:08:23.440 motivated that they're siding with the idea that Joe Rogan is Hitler.

00:08:27.760 And that's kind of the thing too, right?

00:08:29.180 Like staffers for each party are probably a little bit more extreme than the actual candidate

00:08:35.160 themselves.

00:08:35.660 Like Trump's here on the right.

00:08:37.260 And then his staffers are probably a little harder.

00:08:39.580 And then he kind of moderates and vice versa.

00:08:42.860 And then Kamala is here.

00:08:45.440 Her campaign was here because she moved toward the middle on her campaign. 1.00

00:08:48.920 But all her staffers are still on that extreme left side. 0.50

00:08:52.420 Think the extreme left side to say Joe Rogan is Hitler.

00:08:55.600 He likes like elk hunting and like bow hunting.

00:08:58.780 And he has like preservationists on and stuff.

00:09:00.900 He's a fan of Bernie Sanders.

00:09:02.480 Yeah.

00:09:02.660 And he didn't even endorse Trump until the midnight hour.

00:09:05.800 But yeah, it's again the post-mortem, the autopsy as we're calling it.

00:09:11.080 And stuff will trickle out more.

00:09:12.560 People are going to write books about this.

00:09:14.320 People will have more to say.

00:09:16.540 But it's just very fascinating.

00:09:18.640 And we don't know.

00:09:20.120 A big theme of the last couple episodes is how much are they learning from this?

00:09:23.500 And will they make the same mistakes again?

00:09:25.940 And I don't think they're learning a lot.

00:09:29.080 I don't think so either.

00:09:30.100 But they're trying to or at least pretending to try to.

00:09:32.820 AOC was wondering herself.

00:09:35.140 Listen to what she said on her, I believe, Instagram about right-wing podcasts.

00:09:39.740 Which podcasts are you listening to?

00:09:42.500 Which accounts are you subscribing to?

00:09:46.560 I'm interested.

00:09:47.700 Like genuinely.

00:09:49.080 Let me know which ones specifically.

00:09:50.800 Which accounts, which podcasts, etc.

00:09:54.200 No one will go tell already.

00:09:55.700 Yeah. 1.00

00:09:56.740 We don't want AOC watching this shit. 1.00

00:09:59.400 But they're trying to figure out why no one watches them. 1.00

00:10:02.860 They're trying to understand what happened.

00:10:04.380 No one watches them.

00:10:05.500 No one respects what they say.

00:10:06.660 No one cares about what they say.

00:10:08.320 But on the right, it's the opposite.

00:10:10.060 Where all the alternative media is rising up.

00:10:12.440 And people are getting it right.

00:10:13.660 And got the last election correct.

00:10:15.620 It's just interesting that they're kind of tiptoeing around.

00:10:19.580 They're sniffing around.

00:10:20.620 They're sniffing.

00:10:21.060 They're looking for what happened.

00:10:22.100 The View didn't do it for you.

00:10:23.780 Who are you guys watching on YouTube, right?

00:10:25.500 And it's beyond just like Joe Rogan, you know, Theo Vaughn, or different comedy podcasts like that. 0.98

00:10:31.320 The Nelk Boys and shit. 1.00

00:10:32.880 They're trying to dig deeper. 0.99

00:10:34.260 And there's an entire industry based on like the ability to say things that the mainstream media won't say, right?

00:10:40.920 Like that's where we are.

00:10:42.580 We've often joked like, oh, thank God they just are cowards or don't say anything. 0.92

00:10:48.120 We wouldn't have a show otherwise, right?

00:10:50.320 And even on the right, like that's Fox News, that they don't touch certain topics or won't say anything.

00:10:55.460 So yeah.

00:10:56.080 And then even Taylor Lorenz, who you guys know, she used to be a Washington Post journalist who now works for some other online thing. 0.93

00:11:02.660 She DM'd me and was like, hey, I hope you're doing well.

00:11:07.880 I want to write an article about your show and like the Manosphere.

00:11:12.320 And I said, like, what are the questions?

00:11:13.920 I won't do it if it's a hit piece.

00:11:15.740 And then she replied, no, it's not a hit piece.

00:11:18.800 No, it's totally not a hit piece.

00:11:20.400 I would never do a hit piece.

00:11:21.720 And then she was asking like about your audience and why I started.

00:11:25.480 And everyone knows I started the show because I had ceviche with Rob Smith after tennis at the Cabana.

00:11:30.780 Went with him to a business lunch in Miami Beach.

00:11:33.760 Back of the Vespa.

00:11:34.360 And then after we rode home, got caught in a downpour.

00:11:37.920 And then we were just laughing about it.

00:11:39.560 I said, oh, I should start a podcast, Rob.

00:11:40.980 You inspired me.

00:11:42.000 Yeah.

00:11:42.180 So that's the origin story of the podcast.

00:11:44.440 I think everyone knows that.

00:11:45.580 No need to launder that story through a reporter, even though it would be funny to see in print. 0.98

00:11:50.480 So that was the plan was I was going to reply and just do all Rob Smith lore shit. 0.88

00:11:55.120 But then I felt like she's going to cut it out and then take my worst quotes and use it against me. 0.79

00:11:59.200 So I left her on read.

00:12:00.780 I don't reply to Taylor Lorenz.

00:12:02.400 Yeah.

00:12:02.560 We don't really reply to people who are looking and sniffing around for hit pieces.

00:12:05.800 But it is funny that there's a notable like interest now.

00:12:09.060 And that interest only occurs after the result happens.

00:12:12.600 Right.

00:12:13.300 If Kamala won, it would be like, OK, those that's nothing. 0.99

00:12:17.580 Nothing's going on in alternative media or on the side.

00:12:20.480 Those guys botched it.

00:12:21.660 And but now AOC sniffing around Taylor Lorenz.

00:12:24.380 They're all trying to figure out what happened.

00:12:26.300 Right.

00:12:26.480 Yep.

00:12:27.040 And then the view is trying to figure it out, too.

00:12:30.320 ABC brass scrambled to bring in pro-Trump voices to The View and other shows.

00:12:35.500 Quote, panic mode.

00:12:37.600 Oh, I mean, you had Meghan McCain on. 1.00

00:12:40.220 Yeah.

00:12:40.480 She's one of us. 0.99

00:12:41.400 She fucking hated Trump for four years. 1.00

00:12:43.380 And you had her. 1.00

00:12:44.320 You should have Steve Bannon or Alex Jones on.

00:12:47.300 That would be a good fourth seat.

00:12:48.760 The thing is, the ship has sailed.

00:12:51.760 There's no the view.

00:12:53.100 Your whole audience, just like Kimmel, just like Colbert, who are crying the day after the election.

00:12:58.540 Your whole audience is zapped.

00:13:00.580 And they're a specific type of person.

00:13:02.880 And they just want to be pandered to and babied.

00:13:05.280 Like you're long past the point of no return where, oh, let's throw a conservative on there.

00:13:09.620 You know, they would just cook you.

00:13:11.380 Yeah.

00:13:11.660 In front of your audience.

00:13:12.500 And then you'd be like, oh, so-and-so is hateful and we're getting rid of him.

00:13:15.600 You wouldn't be able to lie to your audience or like hyperbolize or, you know, cover the things that you do without any pushback.

00:13:23.220 And I don't know.

00:13:24.440 You could create a new show from nothing with like two people, two opposing on one side, two opposing on the other, and then like see how that works.

00:13:32.140 But there's no saving the view with a token conservative.

00:13:36.260 Exactly.

00:13:36.740 And the Democrat media is obviously trying to figure out what happened and how this all played out and why Trump got elected.

00:13:41.980 I actually have a little clue for them about what Americans care about.

00:13:46.060 We're going to compare a Democrat area from 2020 to a Democrat area in 2024.

00:13:52.360 And in that time period, an illegal immigrant migrant facility was dumped in the town.

00:13:57.820 And we're going to compare the numbers before and after.

00:13:59.660 And that could be a clue for AOC.

00:14:01.120 So in 2020, Biden-Harris won with 77% of the vote.

00:14:06.760 And in 2024, Trump won with 78% of the vote.

00:14:11.980 Oh.

00:14:12.700 So like a 50-point-plus swing.

00:14:15.040 All because you dumped illegals. 1.00

00:14:16.580 And the Democrats will say, oh, we are supporting new arrivals by building a taxpayer-funded immigrant shelter.

00:14:23.540 Yeah, migrant shelter.

00:14:24.540 They'll soften it up as much as you can.

00:14:26.540 But then the Republicans will say, I'm struggling, and you brought thousands of third-world migrants here that we're paying for and dumped them in our yard, and they have nothing to do. 1.00

00:14:37.020 Yeah.

00:14:37.260 You can't say migrant shelter after you have a 50-point swing in the votes.

00:14:41.660 It's actually over, it's revoked, and it's canceled, right?

00:14:44.580 Exactly.

00:14:45.260 And then the overarching theme of that is the faster people experience Democrat policies in their real life, the faster they run to the right.

00:14:54.340 That's why Maine still votes blue.

00:14:57.760 And it's just like 94% white people up there surviving cold winters greeting their neighbors.

00:15:03.060 Hey, what's up?

00:15:03.860 You haven't felt the effects of any Democrat policies, have you?

00:15:06.540 No, not me.

00:15:07.820 I got two jackets on.

00:15:09.660 Yeah, I'm wearing my bean boots.

00:15:11.860 So, yeah, absolutely.

00:15:14.300 And that's another one of those things that, like, leftist media or The View or anybody, they could have more credibility if they had acknowledged, like, this doesn't seem right to me.

00:15:26.160 Or, you know, push back on the administration.

00:15:28.380 Instead, they just, you know, let the Biden admin do whatever they wanted, and then people who were covering this drew viewers, right?

00:15:35.560 Yeah, there's no attempt to understand the struggle of the right.

00:15:38.720 Like, hey, I have no money, and my tax dollars are paying for these illegals from Somalia to live in a hotel, and they get $500 a month, and I need $500 a month. 1.00

00:15:47.760 They just go, you're homophobic, or you're whatever, Islamophobic.

00:15:50.980 Or it's not that big of a deal, or, you know, it doesn't happen as much as you say.

00:15:54.200 Like, they downplay it, and, you know, there's your explanation right there.

00:15:58.260 And even illegals are starting to like Trump.

00:16:01.300 Listen to this next interview.

00:16:02.320 If you get deported, would you regret your support to Donald Trump?

00:16:09.280 He's saying that he wouldn't regret supporting Donald Trump.

00:16:13.700 So you're really not thinking about yourself.

00:16:15.760 You're thinking about your children and the future of your children.

00:16:19.140 Yes, I want the better for my children.

00:16:21.600 So even illegals understand why they need to be deported, and they're hoping in the long term that their kids can be here. 0.99

00:16:29.300 If you want to throw me out, I'd understand, because there's a lot of bad people here.

00:16:33.180 And I don't know what supporting Donald Trump means in this context from an illegal immigrant who couldn't vote and speak Spanish. 1.00

00:16:40.400 But if he's just like, hey, he's not that bad, like, that's his level of support.

00:16:44.420 I like the man.

00:16:45.400 I like the man.

00:16:46.460 Yeah.

00:16:46.760 And then Mexico isn't too excited. 0.54

00:16:49.400 Unfortunately, he does have to go back, guys.

00:16:51.580 You do have to go back.

00:16:52.200 I mean, I don't know.

00:16:52.520 I wouldn't want to separate from your kids, but.

00:16:54.780 You should take the kids with you.

00:16:56.180 Everyone needs to go.

00:16:57.260 There will be a bus.

00:16:58.000 Yep.

00:16:58.800 And Mexico is not too happy about the plan for mass deportations as well.

00:17:02.520 Can you read this headline?

00:17:03.460 Yeah.

00:17:03.680 During a press conference this morning, New Mexican President Claudia Scheinbaum.

00:17:08.880 Scheinbaum?

00:17:09.360 Doesn't sound Mexican.

00:17:10.380 Yeah.

00:17:11.360 Scheinbaum man does.

00:17:12.920 Was worried that mass deportation in the United States would lead to a drop in remittances.

00:17:18.200 And remittances are people from the United, Mexicans in the United States just sending money back to Mexico, right?

00:17:24.440 And that is 4% of Mexico's GDP.

00:17:28.480 So 4% of their GDP is just people sending money back via wire transfers and stuff like that?

00:17:33.860 Western Union to the family, you know?

00:17:36.440 And yeah, we've, I think in the first Trump administration, he threatened to tax remittances because obviously that's something that just gets like,

00:17:43.800 oh, you're taking money, you know, everyone says migrants help the economy or do, the leftist argument is they help the economy or do this.

00:17:50.100 And it's like, by sending money back to Mexico to stimulate Juarez's economy or something?

00:17:54.800 Good point.

00:17:55.500 But here we have a GDP list of like what in America, what percent that is.

00:18:03.420 Like transportation and warehousing, 3.5% of our GDP.

00:18:08.140 Construction, 4.4% of our GDP.

00:18:11.480 Arts, entertainment, recreation, accommodation, and food services, 4.5% of our GDP.

00:18:16.960 So that's how much like scale proportional wise, just getting money sent back to some family in Mexico after you cross the border is here.

00:18:24.600 Wow.

00:18:25.440 So yeah, it's like very disrespectful and oh, the Mexican president is worried about it.

00:18:30.000 Like I'd be worried too.

00:18:31.260 Yeah.

00:18:31.500 But fortunately you'll have more people back so they can do some economically positive things in your country, right?

00:18:38.160 Yeah.

00:18:38.460 They want to work.

00:18:39.300 Yeah. 0.99

00:18:39.460 You don't need to suck on the teat of America and, you know, just get money wired across the border. 1.00

00:18:44.960 Crazy. 0.99

00:18:45.760 And then as we know, there's a lot of celebrities that supported Kamala and now they're kind of distancing themselves.

00:18:51.240 Can you read the headline?

00:18:51.800 Harris is Hollywood pals radio silent after Trump victory.

00:18:55.780 They can't afford to lose fans, says an expert.

00:18:59.240 You're an expert.

00:19:00.520 You already lost the fans.

00:19:01.920 We already saw what you did.

00:19:03.200 Yeah.

00:19:03.480 The only guy here, I'll still see a Leo movie.

00:19:06.240 I'll still see a Leo movie too. 0.95

00:19:07.760 He didn't step out of line enough for me to not see some high budget Hollywood shit from Leo. 0.86

00:19:12.300 But everyone else, TikTok, the Diddy tapes and the Epstein tapes are coming. 0.96

00:19:16.720 Yeah.

00:19:16.920 So you guys are going to lose some fans over that too, I'm sure.

00:19:21.180 Yeah.

00:19:21.400 Mark Cuban is like leaving Twitter or deleting tweets as we covered.

00:19:25.480 And now I think he's on like threads or something. 0.97

00:19:27.560 It's getting pretty pathetic. 0.98

00:19:28.740 So. 0.99

00:19:29.040 Very pathetic. 0.94

00:19:30.560 We're going to finish up this section with AOC. 0.91

00:19:33.260 Okay.

00:19:33.440 She's talking about authenticity and how Kamala was kind of like a failed candidate to start. 0.83

00:19:38.400 Personally, I don't.

00:19:40.260 I think that a lot of voters really don't like fake people and they're sick and tired of fake politicians.

00:19:50.140 And so what I actually think is worse is saying something you don't believe.

00:19:55.360 And so if during the entire time in campaign season, you're saying that you're down with trans people or like the LGBT community and then you lose an election and then the next day you say all that stuff was wrong.

00:20:17.000 I actually think what people are more upset about is someone was doing something they didn't believe and just saying something.

00:20:22.820 Okay.

00:20:24.380 So authenticity is important.

00:20:26.600 That's true.

00:20:27.400 But then she brings up trans people.

00:20:29.300 Like can't help herself within the first 15 seconds. 0.98

00:20:32.080 Has to mention trans people about in the postmortem, you know?

00:20:35.300 And then, yeah, aren't, to be fair, aren't trans people like the least authentic people ever? 1.00

00:20:41.900 They're like completely changing themselves at a fundamental level.

00:20:44.820 They're brand new.

00:20:45.780 They just popped up.

00:20:46.740 They're a blank slate with no identity, right?

00:20:48.960 I'm Rachel now.

00:20:50.400 Yeah.

00:20:50.760 And then like they keep bringing up trans people and politics isn't about trans people.

00:20:56.300 Like we don't care on the right about trans people at all until the left keeps bringing them up and prioritizing them and giving them special treatment.

00:21:03.540 Where it actually starts to affect normal people's lives, like in the bathrooms, in the locker rooms, on sports teams.

00:21:10.160 Yeah.

00:21:10.940 Dragged queen story hour.

00:21:12.640 And then the right's like, okay, this trans stuff's an issue.

00:21:15.700 When both sides sort of just let like kind of the people who are a little confused and doing whatever just like kind of ignored it.

00:21:21.800 Yeah.

00:21:21.980 Some gay guy in Portland was going to be a lady no matter what. 1.00

00:21:25.260 Yeah. 0.98

00:21:25.660 And he just can't get in the bathroom, right?

00:21:27.960 But just Democrats kept trying to lead with it.

00:21:30.480 And then you have people struggling, all these illegals here, crime so bad, taxes are bad, inflation's bad. 1.00

00:21:37.220 And you're telling me about like a drag queen needs to go to a library to speak to some kids?

00:21:42.600 No.

00:21:42.980 Well, not only that, but you just need to be authentic about it.

00:21:46.000 Yeah.

00:21:46.260 You need to authentically believe that drag queen needs to read to kids. 1.00

00:21:49.900 Yeah.

00:21:50.300 I just don't get it.

00:21:52.100 And then we've seen them miss this way a lot.

00:21:54.840 Remember this headline from a few months back?

00:21:57.340 Pete Buttigieg is a cheat code for winning in the modern media landscape.

00:22:02.980 Pete Buttigieg, that was the key to success.

00:22:05.420 You guys missed it.

00:22:06.120 You could have won. 1.00

00:22:06.740 You could have won 400 electoral votes if you ran that gay guy with two acquired babies. 1.00

00:22:10.420 Because guys love Pete Buttigieg. 0.99

00:22:12.540 Ladies love Pete Buttigieg.

00:22:13.780 He's not a threat. 0.74

00:22:14.620 Black and Latino communities, they love gay men. 0.91

00:22:17.220 They love supporting gay men.

00:22:18.920 That'll change the electorate. 0.96

00:22:21.060 Exactly.

00:22:21.540 So obviously the left is completely tone deaf.

00:22:24.840 And they're pretending that all the issues that matter matter and whatever.

00:22:28.720 And we obviously don't agree.

00:22:30.240 And then the media and advertisers and stuff tries to play along temporarily.

00:22:35.120 Like with X, they were taking all their advertising spots off of X because they didn't want to be on a hateful platform.

00:22:41.400 But then they see all the action and engagement.

00:22:43.440 And now they're crawling back.

00:22:46.240 Yeah.

00:22:46.560 Advertisers set to return to X as they seek favor with Elon Musk and Donald Trump.

00:22:51.180 So there you go.

00:22:52.060 Those people are starting to make sense. 1.00

00:22:53.320 Look who came crawling back, you sack of shit. 1.00

00:22:55.720 And AOC seems to be learning too. 1.00

00:22:57.620 She took her pronouns out of her bio on Twitter.

00:23:00.460 What were they?

00:23:01.000 She, her? 0.93

00:23:01.560 I believe.

00:23:01.780 She had she, her.

00:23:02.680 Yeah.

00:23:03.040 Classic.

00:23:04.180 So that's the end of this section.

00:23:05.720 Our last thing is AOC pregnant. 1.00

00:23:07.660 Yeah.

00:23:08.040 We want to know.

00:23:09.940 There's a before and after.

00:23:11.840 She looks a little glowy, puffed up, maybe got a baby inside.

00:23:15.440 Imagine she's not pregnant and everybody on the right wing is like, she's glowing.

00:23:20.160 She's like, just we're complimenting her for free.

00:23:22.640 Yeah.

00:23:23.520 Oh, I said, I said puffed up.

00:23:25.040 All right.

00:23:25.760 All right.

00:23:26.260 Next.

00:23:26.860 She's eating good at a minimum, right?

00:23:28.320 At least eating seed oils.

00:23:30.060 Next, we are going to go fast through this section.

00:23:32.520 This is our Trump cabinet pick section.

00:23:34.760 We're going to start this off with a thing I saw on Twitter that I thought was very insightful

00:23:39.260 and very telling for the current climate we're in.

00:23:42.220 This is from Lauren Lee.

00:23:43.940 And she said, I feel like I'm watching the NFL draft.

00:23:47.340 I've never seen this level of public interest in cabinet picks.

00:23:50.860 Usually it's just DC elite squabbling over who gets what.

00:23:54.180 The rest of the country doesn't really care.

00:23:55.960 Whatever is happening, it's not politics as usual.

00:23:59.080 That's great.

00:23:59.780 And that's so true.

00:24:00.780 And like, we're paying attention to it more than usual.

00:24:03.400 The average person is too.

00:24:05.660 And that's like the transparency that was great.

00:24:08.140 Like this whole process will be so much better if everyone's paying attention for every leg

00:24:12.300 of it.

00:24:12.900 And then especially given what happened with Trump's first term with the backstabbers and

00:24:17.120 the people who just weren't really MAGA loyalists, it's more important than ever, obviously,

00:24:21.580 for us to get people who are going to proceed with the MAGA agenda, right?

00:24:26.460 Trump won in such a convincing manner that it's like, we really need everyone to be on the

00:24:30.920 same page.

00:24:31.660 So exactly.

00:24:32.500 This is how you don't repeat the problems of the first term.

00:24:35.880 Yep.

00:24:36.580 We're going to go quick through this.

00:24:38.280 DOGE, Department of Government Efficiency, is going to be ran by Vivek and Elon.

00:24:43.820 That's awesome.

00:24:44.540 We need that.

00:24:45.340 Two very smart guys who know how to fire some people, I believe.

00:24:48.300 Yep.

00:24:48.780 And then next, you guys know RINOs, Republican in name only?

00:24:53.300 Yeah.

00:24:53.820 We also have RATs, R-A-T's, Republicans Against Trump.

00:24:57.600 That's a term you made up, I believe.

00:24:59.360 Did I?

00:24:59.660 On the show, like, years ago.

00:25:01.620 So we have a RAT that got Senate Majority Leader John Thune, I believe.

00:25:07.840 That kind of, they kind of tiptoed that one in there.

00:25:10.420 They just snuck by and we never really had a chance.

00:25:13.080 We had Rick Scott, but it was like a secret ballot.

00:25:15.740 Not everyone was going to vote for Rick Scott.

00:25:17.700 So we kind of lost Senate Majority to John Thune.

00:25:20.340 Can you read some of his accomplishments?

00:25:23.740 Yeah.

00:25:23.920 He denied election fraud in 2020.

00:25:26.000 Didn't want Trump to run in 2024.

00:25:28.340 Good instincts there, brother.

00:25:30.220 Wanted Pence to take over from Trump.

00:25:32.880 Friends with Liz Cheney.

00:25:34.380 Fawning photo with Zelensky.

00:25:36.340 Observed the anniversary of January 6th.

00:25:39.380 Jesus.

00:25:40.240 Tough.

00:25:41.240 Tough script.

00:25:42.320 Yeah.

00:25:42.460 But hopefully he's base now.

00:25:46.580 I mean, it's a matter of exerting pressure and doing the right thing.

00:25:50.720 And these kind of appointments, or this was obviously an election based on the other senators

00:25:57.760 to elect their majority leader.

00:25:59.720 You don't know if they're going to do the right thing until the hard moment comes.

00:26:04.900 And that's the worst part about it.

00:26:06.360 Like, there's going to be some close vote or big moment, and then we'll see if he's

00:26:11.280 our guy or not.

00:26:12.340 John McInnes.

00:26:13.500 Yeah, exactly.

00:26:14.720 Hopefully not. 0.98

00:26:15.500 Another one of those potential rats. 1.00

00:26:18.420 Rubio. 1.00

00:26:19.220 Well, hold on.

00:26:20.520 We're on rat watch.

00:26:22.000 We're rat hunters.

00:26:23.280 But we're not accusing anyone right now.

00:26:26.080 John Thune is a...

00:26:27.280 I know, but everyone's got to play their game. 0.98

00:26:28.860 He, in the past, has been a rat. 0.80

00:26:30.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.94

00:26:31.480 Marco Rubio, I want to chill out a little bit.

00:26:33.840 He's not a favorite pick, but everybody's got a chance to prove themselves a little bit. 0.81

00:26:38.580 Last time I checked, Marco Rubio was a rat, and I haven't checked back in since.

00:26:43.220 Exactly. 0.99

00:26:43.620 I haven't touched base.

00:26:44.760 And it's like...

00:26:45.300 He's a Florida guy, and I'm hoping he's a whole new man.

00:26:48.700 He's our senator. 0.90

00:26:49.580 And you're going to be a rat when you have to run against Trump in 2016 in the primaries. 0.97

00:26:54.880 And then that leaves a bad taste in your mouth. 0.98

00:26:56.740 He insulted you on stage.

00:26:58.140 He called you little Marco.

00:27:00.080 And so, I don't know, olive branch, whatever.

00:27:02.640 Hoping for the best.

00:27:03.920 Everyone has an arc.

00:27:04.980 J.D. Vance has been killer.

00:27:06.520 He said some negative things about Trump, right? 0.97

00:27:08.500 So, we're on rat watch.

00:27:11.800 You know, tornado warning versus tornado watch?

00:27:14.660 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:15.200 We're on rat watch, not rat warning yet.

00:27:19.240 But it's very quick to change, right?

00:27:21.180 It can be elevated if it needs to be.

00:27:23.320 Exactly.

00:27:24.100 So, Rubio is obviously Secretary of State or nominated for it, right?

00:27:27.880 And that leaves that Senate seat open.

00:27:30.660 So, people are saying maybe Laura Trump can go do it.

00:27:33.780 Yeah, but that's up to Ronnie.

00:27:35.280 That's up to Ron DeSantis, right?

00:27:36.640 That would be sick, though.

00:27:37.700 Yeah.

00:27:38.260 And then we do have Tulsi.

00:27:41.840 She's the DNI, the head of DNI.

00:27:44.140 Yep.

00:27:44.820 Is that DNI?

00:27:45.540 Is that Director of National Intelligence?

00:27:46.820 Yep.

00:27:47.420 So, that's, you know, I'm fine with that.

00:27:50.160 I don't know.

00:27:51.100 We're on rat watch again.

00:27:52.440 I'm on rat watch.

00:27:52.960 It's not a rat warning.

00:27:53.820 She's not a Republican. 0.99

00:27:54.560 Tulsi was a Democrat fucking 10 minutes ago. 0.99

00:27:57.620 So, yeah. 0.99

00:27:58.060 So, let's get into some of the good ones.

00:28:00.260 Kash Patel, head of the FBI.

00:28:02.580 Banger.

00:28:03.220 Love that one.

00:28:04.500 Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Defense.

00:28:07.120 Yeah.

00:28:07.720 Random.

00:28:08.400 Very random.

00:28:09.520 Did not expect that.

00:28:11.260 I was actually on the phone with Raheem, and then they announced it, like, on Fox News.

00:28:14.740 And I was like, Raheem, Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Defense.

00:28:17.760 And we're just like, what?

00:28:19.480 Was way better than the last guy who had that COVID mask.

00:28:22.740 Pete Hegseth has We the People tattooed to his arm.

00:28:25.580 Yeah.

00:28:26.100 He has some Christian tattoos.

00:28:27.640 I like to see that.

00:28:30.180 We like the choice, but we also have expectations.

00:28:33.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:33.760 We don't need Ukraine and Israel shit. 1.00

00:28:36.740 Very little of that. 0.99

00:28:38.200 And we do have a clip here we're going to play.

00:28:40.800 Anyone that wants to take the stage and talk about dual loyalty is dead wrong.

00:28:48.640 What this organization represents, what Western civilization represents today, is an understanding

00:28:58.680 that Zionism and Americanism are the front lines of Western civilization and freedom in

00:29:06.540 our world today.

00:29:07.980 Okay.

00:29:09.620 Not great.

00:29:10.080 We can't assume the worst based on something someone said years ago, maybe.

00:29:17.240 But what's important is that alternative media voices their concerns and voices their expectations.

00:29:24.300 Yeah.

00:29:24.720 So, like, yeah, he said that at some fundraiser maybe a few years ago.

00:29:28.160 It's like an Israel event.

00:29:29.640 It's like a young- 1.00

00:29:29.920 Some sort of Israel event.

00:29:31.680 I wasn't there.

00:29:33.000 Young Israel or something.

00:29:34.640 So, what we need to do is let Pete Hegseth know that we don't want to do that Israel 1.00

00:29:39.080 shit. 1.00

00:29:39.480 We don't want to do Ukraine shit. 1.00

00:29:40.820 Give our money away and fight in wars. 0.99

00:29:42.600 That's not what we're looking for.

00:29:43.780 You're the Secretary of Defense.

00:29:45.140 You're a base guy.

00:29:46.260 You're America first. 0.89

00:29:47.900 Hopefully, in your worldview, you realize that there's not much place for that.

00:29:52.340 No money going anywhere.

00:29:54.520 But fortunately, he's more based on the domestic side of things, right?

00:29:58.480 He wrote a book called The War on Warriors, which is basically like a whole summation 1.00

00:30:03.040 of everything they're doing that's stupid in the current military, like the woke shit, 1.00

00:30:08.300 DEI, encouraging, basically everything pussy, right? 1.00

00:30:12.900 And that's getting in the way of real operators. 0.96

00:30:14.880 Do you want to play this clip?

00:30:15.580 Yep.

00:30:16.300 There's a chance to course correct it, but it would take the new Trump administration

00:30:20.740 going after it really hard.

00:30:22.340 How would they correct it?

00:30:23.940 Well, first of all, you got to fire, you know, you got to fire the chairman of the Joint

00:30:27.640 Chiefs, and you got to fire this. 0.99

00:30:28.860 I mean, obviously, you're going to bring in a new Secretary of Defense, but any general 0.99

00:30:31.480 that was involved, general, admiral, whatever that was involved in any of the DEI woke shit 0.99

00:30:36.020 has got to go. 0.99

00:30:37.560 Either you're in for war fighting, and that's it.

00:30:41.000 That's the only litmus test we care about.

00:30:43.700 You got to get DEI and CRT out of military academies, so you're not training young officers

00:30:47.480 to be baptized in this type of thinking.

00:30:50.360 And then, you know, whatever the standards, whatever the combat standards were, say, in,

00:30:54.620 I don't know, 1995, let's just make those the standards.

00:30:57.640 And as far as recruiting, to hire the guy that, you know, did Top Gun Maverick and create

00:31:02.300 some real ads that motivate people to want to serve.

00:31:05.140 Okay.

00:31:05.980 So that's the thing is, he just wrote a book on all of this.

00:31:11.060 And so that's on the forefront of his mind.

00:31:13.520 That's what he's going to be doing, basically, right?

00:31:16.600 And he actually set a rule or something that we've said on the podcast before, which is

00:31:21.420 when showing your kids cartoons, just show kids your cartoons in 1990.

00:31:25.300 And he said, just go to the military recruitment or military standards from 1995, which I love

00:31:30.960 to see, right?

00:31:32.020 Show watcher.

00:31:32.540 There was nothing wrong with what we were doing in 1995, right?

00:31:36.080 Secretary of Defense show watcher.

00:31:37.820 Yeah.

00:31:38.240 And then there is, so that thing he said about firing everyone, that is going to be put into

00:31:41.880 action.

00:31:42.420 Can you read this?

00:31:43.080 The Trump transition team is drafting an executive order to create a warrior board of retired 0.65

00:31:49.460 senior military personnel with the authority to review and recommend removal of three and

00:31:54.820 four star generals deemed unfit for leadership or woke Wall Street Journal.

00:31:59.680 Love to see that.

00:32:00.640 Yeah.

00:32:01.300 All right.

00:32:01.560 Let's move on to our next pick.

00:32:02.980 So medium on international relations or particularly just with Israel, but great on domestic and has

00:32:09.320 a vision. 0.95

00:32:09.900 Like if you just wrote a book on all this stuff, it's like, oh, I'm going to do fucking 0.97

00:32:14.140 everything I wrote in that book. 0.78

00:32:16.100 So I'm actually want to read that before the administration even starts.

00:32:20.320 Me too.

00:32:21.080 You should read it and let me know how it goes.

00:32:22.840 You will be on page one like LeBron James.

00:32:25.780 And that's that.

00:32:27.500 He can't read a book.

00:32:28.680 He can't read.

00:32:29.720 Let's do Matt Gaetz now.

00:32:31.600 Matt Gaetz obviously was nominated as attorney general by Trump and immediately resigned from

00:32:38.240 Congress.

00:32:39.380 So he won his race and then resigned.

00:32:42.460 Yeah.

00:32:42.900 Like immediately.

00:32:44.000 No going back. 0.61

00:32:44.760 Burn the boats.

00:32:46.080 So he'll be listless in the night if he somehow doesn't get confirmed.

00:32:51.160 Right.

00:32:51.740 Interesting.

00:32:52.340 Which leads us to believe that he's a lock.

00:32:55.980 He knows he's a lock or something else is going on.

00:32:58.740 A recession appointee.

00:32:59.740 Right.

00:33:00.540 Recess appointment.

00:33:01.500 Recess appointee.

00:33:02.360 Yeah.

00:33:02.520 No recession.

00:33:03.300 No recession.

00:33:03.960 No recession.

00:33:04.640 Trump's president now.

00:33:05.560 No recession.

00:33:06.140 That's great.

00:33:08.360 And then people are giving him a hard time saying that he's like not a serious pick and

00:33:12.400 he's not qualified.

00:33:14.320 Remember they put Rachel Levine and that other guy in a costume and said that he's in charge

00:33:19.600 of the health.

00:33:20.360 Yeah.

00:33:20.940 We're not playing any games like that.

00:33:23.000 Yeah.

00:33:23.300 Exactly.

00:33:23.900 And one thing about Gaetz, he is a MAGA loyalist through and through.

00:33:27.960 Yeah.

00:33:28.160 And he knows who our, I said, he knows who our political enemies are.

00:33:31.820 He knows which rocks to look under.

00:33:34.120 He's been on the House Ethics Committee for a long time.

00:33:37.140 So he's been sniffing around these, you know, misappropriations or whatever, these bad

00:33:42.960 things that people are up to.

00:33:44.200 You've seen him on some of the highlights, like questioning people.

00:33:47.060 And he's going to wield the Justice Department in a way that I think works.

00:33:51.620 And people are obviously attacking his character now immediately and saying like rumors and 0.98

00:33:55.960 shit. 0.99

00:33:56.320 It's like, I don't really give a shit. 1.00

00:33:58.140 Let's see what you do in office. 0.99

00:34:00.140 Yep.

00:34:00.440 And go hard.

00:34:01.100 Right.

00:34:01.240 And John Bolton is not happy with that pick.

00:34:03.800 That's always a good sign.

00:34:05.340 Yeah.

00:34:05.540 John Bolton calls Trump's nomination of Matt Gaetz the worst nomination for a cabinet position

00:34:09.760 in American history.

00:34:11.800 Okay, John.

00:34:12.680 That's you, John.

00:34:13.640 See you later, John.

00:34:14.640 Um, and then, uh, some people think that he's anti-Semitic.

00:34:19.840 Yeah.

00:34:20.440 Jonathan Greenblatt of the ADL.

00:34:22.300 He said, Rep.

00:34:23.020 Matt Gaetz has a long history of trafficking and anti-Semitism from explaining his vote

00:34:27.360 against the bipartisan anti-Semitism awareness act by invoking the centuries old trope that

00:34:32.060 Jews killed Jesus to defending the great replacement theory and inviting a Holocaust 1.00

00:34:36.420 dyer as his 2018 state of the union guest.

00:34:39.320 He should not be appointed to any high office, much less one overseeing the impartial execution

00:34:44.380 of our nation's law.

00:34:45.880 All right.

00:34:46.100 I'm liking Matt Gaetz.

00:34:47.400 Yeah.

00:34:47.700 He also has taken $0 from AIPAC.

00:34:50.760 All right.

00:34:51.320 So we got some good.

00:34:52.200 We got some bad.

00:34:52.880 We got some, I don't know.

00:34:53.620 We got our hitter in there. 0.95

00:34:56.000 Jonathan Greenblatt.

00:34:56.920 I like anything that makes him upset for sure.

00:34:58.620 And then last but not least, the most recent pick Trump added was RFK to HHS.

00:35:04.660 Yeah, big.

00:35:05.660 And I think it was questionable whether or not he was going to get a full appointment or

00:35:09.680 kind of be an advisor.

00:35:10.840 And he did it.

00:35:12.660 Full appointment.

00:35:13.840 That's huge.

00:35:14.720 And then as a result, a lot of the big pharma stocks are tanking knowing that RFK is coming

00:35:20.880 to town.

00:35:21.500 Moderna and Pfizer after hours are not looking good.

00:35:25.520 And RFK, like, I don't really agree with everything he does, but I know he's passionate

00:35:30.860 and he's like a disruptor.

00:35:32.640 You know what I mean?

00:35:33.600 So Trump can't do everything.

00:35:36.020 He can't fight a war on all fronts.

00:35:38.620 RFK was part of the coalition who came in.

00:35:41.500 He's a motivated guy and this is his passion.

00:35:44.120 So we love to see it.

00:35:45.100 And then to wrap up this part of the show, Fetterman had this to say about all of Trump's

00:35:50.520 picks.

00:35:50.760 I mean, I would describe it as God-tier level trolling to just trigger a full-on China syndrome 0.99

00:35:59.280 to own the libs in perpetuity.

00:36:02.880 I like that.

00:36:03.520 God-tier level trolling.

00:36:05.540 Yeah.

00:36:06.280 Very good.

00:36:06.880 Trump's not really trying to please anybody in particular with these appointments, except

00:36:10.700 for who he thinks would do best for the American people.

00:36:13.860 You know, entrenched bureaucrats, lifelong politicians, you can be mad.

00:36:18.460 Exactly.

00:36:19.320 All right.

00:36:19.540 We're moving on to our final page of housekeeping, the schizo page, where I can say whatever 1.00

00:36:23.340 I want.

00:36:24.100 Before we get there, make sure you tickle the juice.

00:36:26.720 I'll go good.

00:36:28.180 Like, comment, comment, comment, PO box, watch old shows.

00:36:33.780 Not my best.

00:36:35.700 All right, guys, there was a whistleblower and like a congressional hearing and aliens are 1.00

00:36:42.120 real.

00:36:42.640 Yeah.

00:36:42.820 We knew that because they've already done this, but we have some new, very interesting

00:36:47.920 info that just came out this week about their capabilities and what they are.

00:36:52.140 We're going to play our first clip here.

00:36:53.740 Any part of the federal government is knowingly concealing evidence about UAPs from the public?

00:36:59.560 Yes, sir.

00:37:02.440 100%.

00:37:02.920 Yes.

00:37:05.080 Yes.

00:37:05.840 Thank you.

00:37:06.380 I also want to just go down the line.

00:37:07.580 So everyone says yes to the government is concealing UAPs from the public.

00:37:13.120 Yes.

00:37:13.640 And then this next guy talks about the capabilities of the crafts.

00:37:18.060 This is my favorite clip from this section.

00:37:20.020 In our previous panel, we had Grush and he had testified to say that some of these were

00:37:25.220 interdimensional beings.

00:37:26.560 Can you speak on that at all?

00:37:28.520 Ma'am, I'm not qualified, certainly as a scientist or otherwise, to speculate points of origin.

00:37:34.300 I looked at everything from a scientific perspective.

00:37:37.400 So if you look at, for example, instantaneous acceleration, which was one of the observables

00:37:41.420 of the program that I belong to, AATIP, the human body can withstand about nine G-forces

00:37:46.380 for a short period of time before you suffer negative biological consequences, blackouts

00:37:50.760 and ultimately redouts and even death.

00:37:52.900 Comparison, our best technology, the F-16, which is one of its older platform, but one

00:37:57.340 of our most highly maneuverable aircraft, manned aircraft, made by General Dynamics, can

00:38:01.920 perform about 17 or 18 G-forces before you start having structural failure, meaning that

00:38:06.540 the airframe begins to disintegrate while you're flying.

00:38:08.960 The vehicles we're talking about are performing in excess of 1,000, 2,000, 3,000 Gs.

00:38:17.680 So are you... 1.00

00:38:18.660 What the fuck? 1.00

00:38:19.460 Some next level shit going on here. 1.00

00:38:21.540 So 9 Gs is what a human can handle. 0.99

00:38:23.520 F-16 can do 17, 18, 19 Gs.

00:38:27.400 Yeah.

00:38:28.580 Thousands, 3,000 Gs these things are doing.

00:38:31.980 So the aliens are pretty capable.

00:38:35.120 What lessons are we learning here?

00:38:36.740 Well, we're learning that some people have been talking about aliens for years and they

00:38:42.180 were right.

00:38:42.920 Some vibed it and said, yeah, there are aliens.

00:38:46.080 Yeah.

00:38:46.400 I mean, there's that guy on Joe Rogan, one of his most famous podcasts was talking about

00:38:49.760 how they were...

00:38:50.600 He was a whistleblower talking about how they were reverse engineering the aircraft and

00:38:54.440 if that's the same aircraft that goes 1,000 Gs.

00:38:57.040 I don't know.

00:38:57.480 And then that guy said they were reverse engineering aircraft and then like...

00:39:01.560 I forget the exact number.

00:39:02.920 I think it was seven out of the nine they have were from archaeological digs, meaning they

00:39:08.280 were from like thousands of years ago.

00:39:09.980 Oof.

00:39:10.520 Kind of crazy.

00:39:11.340 Yeah.

00:39:12.120 And then there was one more thing, this write-up, basically about...

00:39:16.820 There's like a secret black-site government agency that no one knows about and there's

00:39:21.700 no oversight on.

00:39:22.580 Can you read the first couple paragraphs?

00:39:23.720 A current or former U.S. government official acting as a UAP whistleblower says the executive

00:39:30.100 branch has been managing UAP slash NHI issues without congressional knowledge, oversight, or

00:39:36.960 authorization for some time, quite possibly decades.

00:39:40.700 These individuals have revealed the name of an active and highly secretive DOD unacknowledged

00:39:45.420 special access program, or USAP.

00:39:48.460 The source told me that the USAP is a strategic intelligence program that is part of the U.S.

00:39:54.600 military family of longstanding, highly sensitive programs dealing with various aspects of the

00:40:00.840 UAP problem.

00:40:02.460 The new UAP whistleblower claims that the U.S. military and IC database includes videos

00:40:07.860 and images using infrared, forward-looking infrared, full motion video, and still photography.

00:40:13.780 So, there's just an entire secret department somewhere that doesn't roll up to anybody that's

00:40:19.700 kind of managing this. 1.00

00:40:21.000 Some men in black type shit. 1.00

00:40:22.460 Unacknowledged special access program. 1.00

00:40:24.800 Yeah.

00:40:25.000 I'm going to get a shirt that says that.

00:40:26.820 I'm in it.

00:40:27.700 I'm unacknowledged special access member.

00:40:29.700 And the thing that records the videos and takes the photos is called Immaculate Constellation

00:40:35.420 or something.

00:40:36.260 And apparently, remember that video we covered in Bonusland of flight MH270 that got zapped

00:40:43.260 and disappeared?

00:40:43.960 Over Malaysia. 0.88

00:40:44.780 Yeah.

00:40:44.960 Malaysian Airlines.

00:40:46.340 Allegedly, that video was real where they got orbs circling it and they just swapped them

00:40:52.520 out.

00:40:52.840 They zapped it somewhere.

00:40:53.880 They zapped it into a wormhole.

00:40:55.560 I don't know about that one, but...

00:40:57.280 But everything else.

00:40:58.080 All right.

00:40:58.720 Let me... 0.82

00:40:59.020 Crazy.

00:40:59.620 Like, we're in a weird spot, man.

00:41:02.280 2024.

00:41:03.180 And it's like many people are trying to like say it to Congress on camera.

00:41:07.260 I don't know.

00:41:08.040 We're in alien territory.

00:41:09.440 Now that Trump's in...

00:41:10.100 Show us something.

00:41:11.460 Show us a craft.

00:41:12.740 Show us something.

00:41:13.560 Don't we deserve to know?

00:41:14.700 We're all just going with people in suits, talking to congressmen, talking to Anna.

00:41:18.980 You know?

00:41:19.200 Yeah.

00:41:19.380 It's our friend.

00:41:20.100 I know.

00:41:21.140 It's crazy.

00:41:21.580 The world gets small once you start knowing people.

00:41:24.380 All right.

00:41:25.040 Now we're off of aliens and onto my own stuff.

00:41:28.060 Okay.

00:41:29.020 Dolphins are swimming next to a boat and because of the bioluminescent water, the algae or the

00:41:36.620 microbes, look what's going on to the dolphin. 1.00

00:41:42.940 It looks blue and beautiful.

00:41:44.660 Isn't that crazy?

00:41:46.060 Nature is lit, brother.

00:41:47.140 And here's my take.

00:41:48.960 If you were on a boat in 1400 and you saw that, you'd say, I saw a mermaid.

00:41:55.240 I know what I saw.

00:41:56.300 You can't convince me otherwise.

00:41:57.460 I saw this shiny blue thing in the water.

00:42:00.700 You can't tell me it's not.

00:42:02.660 Aren't they familiar with dolphins though?

00:42:04.480 And then they just go, that's a dolphin, but blue.

00:42:06.580 But if you only like, you can screen grab it as it's swimming away and you see the tail

00:42:11.040 and you can't see the rest and it's light up blue.

00:42:13.180 So that could, if I was in 1400s, that could make me, that could make me spiral into being

00:42:19.480 like a crazy person in the town who knows what he saw, like the guy who's hunting Bigfoot

00:42:24.220 or something.

00:42:24.860 Okay.

00:42:25.380 That's fair.

00:42:26.060 That's all I wanted to say is, you know, I'm not trying to, but then I'm not discrediting

00:42:30.840 the aliens either.

00:42:32.220 Okay.

00:42:32.740 That's different.

00:42:33.420 Yeah.

00:42:33.540 You're good.

00:42:34.000 You're good.

00:42:34.420 All right.

00:42:35.040 Final piece of housekeeping.

00:42:36.800 Oliver Cho, one of my soon to be clients.

00:42:39.880 He's a musician.

00:42:40.700 I'm trying to sign him.

00:42:41.940 Uh, he's been working really hard.

00:42:44.220 I've been working really hard to sign him.

00:42:45.880 Here's his most recent song.

00:42:47.080 To the heart and mind, you know, when it's kind, there's no comfort in the truth.

00:42:56.840 Pain is all your fun.

00:43:00.500 I'm never gonna dance again.

00:43:03.120 Guilty fear, I got no reason.

00:43:05.980 But it's easy to pretend.

00:43:09.120 I know I'm not a fool.

00:43:12.200 I try to let everybody do the cheer for us.

00:43:15.440 All right.

00:43:16.540 That's our boy.

00:43:17.440 I'm trying to sign him.

00:43:18.380 He dresses nice for this.

00:43:19.820 He dresses really nice.

00:43:20.960 His background looks like ours.

00:43:22.420 So maybe you are inspiring him.

00:43:23.860 And he just launches his, he just launched his website.

00:43:27.180 Uh, he can do birthday.

00:43:28.520 He can do wedding.

00:43:29.320 He can do anniversaire.

00:43:31.000 Anniversar.

00:43:32.120 Anniversar.

00:43:32.560 Um, and if you're getting married, like all he would need is for you, uh, to send wedding

00:43:37.600 people, name, wedding date, and your email address.

00:43:40.400 So his website is up.

00:43:42.000 You guys can request, tell him Fleck has sent you and comment like, Hey, Oliver, you should

00:43:47.500 sign with Fleck has.

00:43:48.360 He's really interested.

00:43:49.240 Okay.

00:43:49.720 All right.

00:43:50.020 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:43:51.460 I saw this picture on Twitter.

00:43:54.120 Yeah.

00:43:54.860 And I got really weird deja vu.

00:43:57.840 Okay.

00:43:58.320 Have you ever seen anything like that? 0.99

00:43:59.760 No, they're grilling finding Nemo and shit though. 0.99

00:44:01.880 They're grilling tropical fish, grilling tropical fish. 0.99

00:44:05.100 Yeah.

00:44:05.440 I don't know.

00:44:06.340 I just saw that and I just had like a vivid core memory and I don't know what it's from.

00:44:11.580 And I was just hoping maybe someone in the audience knows what I'm talking about or has

00:44:15.740 that shame shared memory.

00:44:17.840 Okay.

00:44:18.340 Doesn't ring any bells to me.

00:44:19.420 I actually have something last page of housekeeping.

00:44:21.280 I have something for you.

00:44:22.400 Another pretty compelling video.

00:44:23.940 No, we have time.

00:44:24.980 All right.

00:44:25.620 I'm just going to show it to you.

00:44:26.620 I'm going to play it and you tell me what you think.

00:44:31.880 See?

00:44:40.380 To be a lion headed bird cryptid.

00:44:42.180 Yeah.

00:44:42.440 That's what I'm saying.

00:44:43.820 That's what I'm saying.

00:44:44.000 But I don't know what it is.

00:44:44.800 It's probably a robot.

00:44:46.040 All right.

00:44:47.620 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:44:49.520 We are moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:44:52.520 All right.

00:44:55.500 Our first clip of Cringe.

00:44:57.740 It's Blue Anon.

00:44:59.100 It's the Democrats version of QAnon.

00:45:01.440 And we have a little compilation here.

00:45:03.360 Yeah.

00:45:03.500 This was from based Latin.

00:45:05.040 So.

00:45:06.940 We have a secret language now.

00:45:09.140 Okay.

00:45:09.700 And she's leaving us Easter eggs in our secret language.

00:45:14.160 Kamala Harris won the election.

00:45:15.740 They wanted to see.

00:45:16.600 They knew all along.

00:45:17.360 His team made it look like he won and they cooked the numbers.

00:45:20.140 The way she walked off that stage.

00:45:22.380 Her walk off.

00:45:23.220 I know that walk off.

00:45:24.700 When it is dark enough, can you see the stars?

00:45:28.580 The whole last four years have been about setting up DJT.

00:45:33.520 Prosecutors are not going to show their hand.

00:45:36.020 We are witnessing the biggest sting in American history.

00:45:40.500 She knows how to handle men like Donnie.

00:45:44.280 What if they've been playing the ultra long game?

00:45:47.160 Maybe the yellow represents the Democrats and the red represents Republicans in this election.

00:45:52.140 One by this huge margin called the Kinect Four.

00:45:55.920 Looking into that.

00:45:57.160 I love watching other people spiral.

00:45:59.040 I love watching other people spiral too.

00:46:00.940 And some people might say, oh, well, the right has QAnon.

00:46:03.920 Well, at least our side makes sense.

00:46:06.020 Like the bad guys that we don't like should go to jail and did do treason.

00:46:10.140 And like, oh, COVID or the election or everyone in Hollywood's a pedophile.

00:46:14.620 That just hasn't come out yet.

00:46:16.360 Yeah.

00:46:16.660 It's true.

00:46:18.200 We're ahead of it.

00:46:19.340 There aren't clues.

00:46:20.600 They're saying that the people who are in power are giving it away to play the long game and get Trump in prison,

00:46:28.360 which they haven't been able to do the entire four years.

00:46:30.920 He hasn't been in power.

00:46:32.480 I don't know.

00:46:33.440 I can't really see the path.

00:46:35.080 But I'm happy for these people that they're having fun.

00:46:37.420 Yeah.

00:46:37.820 They're getting online and telling their friends about it.

00:46:39.880 You get excited.

00:46:40.880 There's clues everywhere you look.

00:46:42.560 And eventually you reach a rock bottom demoralization point, probably.

00:46:46.220 The end of Trump's term.

00:46:47.980 You're like, any minute now they're going to bust down the doors and arrest him for what he did.

00:46:52.400 This is all a soundstage.

00:46:53.620 This is in Burbank.

00:46:54.780 And like, meanwhile, Joe Biden's in a soundstage in the basement of, I don't know, the White House, maybe.

00:46:59.740 And then, oh.

00:47:00.700 So at least our side is true. 0.99

00:47:03.060 And their side is spiraling.

00:47:04.260 Okay.

00:47:04.500 And then obviously with the election and stuff, people on the left have been spiraling and humiliating themselves on social media. 0.97

00:47:11.660 Crying, begging, you know, five stages of grief, all the pathetic stuff. 0.95

00:47:15.280 And then this lady is mad that some people on the right are making fun of them. 1.00

00:47:19.340 I know this week has been an incredibly difficult week for a lot of us.

00:47:26.120 There's just no words, right?

00:47:27.400 It's an understatement.

00:47:28.600 It's been a lot.

00:47:30.620 What I came on here to say, first and foremost, is that if you are someone who is online right now, commenting, reposting stories, or making fun of the people who are sad this week, or belittling them, mocking them.

00:47:46.180 If that's something that you are actively doing and finding joy in online right now, like truly just the biggest of these.

00:47:55.380 How do you try?

00:47:57.400 I think she's talking about us.

00:47:58.840 Hey, I'm enjoying it, and I'm not going to stop enjoying it.

00:48:02.380 And if you cry about us enjoying it, it actually gives me fuel.

00:48:06.260 Yeah.

00:48:06.720 And we remember everything that was said and done to us.

00:48:10.740 And it's finally our turn to be in power remembering all that.

00:48:14.960 Yeah.

00:48:15.040 It's kind of like when the bully beats everyone up all year, and then one day the bully gets beat up and starts crying.

00:48:19.900 Yeah.

00:48:20.080 Like, do you feel bad for the bully?

00:48:22.800 Maybe a little.

00:48:23.780 Not really.

00:48:24.320 Certainly not. 0.98

00:48:25.440 You know, COVID deaths, all the shit, the January 6th, grandma's in jail, solitary confinement, all these things. 0.98

00:48:33.080 And then, like, what you were going to do to us? 0.99

00:48:35.260 Yeah, I'm going to laugh at a fat girl crying on TikTok and filming herself doing it. 1.00

00:48:39.720 That's all you guys posted it.

00:48:41.400 We didn't go, like, hack your phone and take your photo library and go, oh, she was crying in the mirror last night. 0.99

00:48:46.060 Exactly.

00:48:46.640 I'm hacking into your iCloud.

00:48:48.360 You posted it.

00:48:49.220 We're going to find it.

00:48:50.260 And you should know better.

00:48:51.720 It's not like the early days of the internet.

00:48:53.520 Like, what?

00:48:54.140 That's not who I meant it for.

00:48:55.660 It's like you know the game is the game, right?

00:48:57.740 The game is the game.

00:48:58.420 And it's actually – it was mentioned in The Art of War by Sun Tzu.

00:49:01.700 Yeah.

00:49:01.780 Name them until they cry, then make memes about them crying.

00:49:04.440 Yep.

00:49:04.780 That was chapter one, honestly.

00:49:06.000 Exactly what we're doing.

00:49:07.540 And here's another example of someone who's posting it online.

00:49:11.280 I just realized that I'm too scared to use dating apps now.

00:49:19.800 I want to go on and then I just – every message and every profile just makes me think that I could be somebody – somebody like –

00:49:45.800 That's emboldened by Trump.

00:49:49.940 So you're scared to use dating apps because you might meet somebody emboldened by Trump.

00:49:56.460 She's safe.

00:49:57.360 And she's bawling because of it.

00:49:59.000 She's incoherent, pausing to bawl because someone might like Trump on their dating app.

00:50:04.660 And that was always true.

00:50:05.940 And also, if you went on a date with a Trump supporter, you'd be safer because they're more likely to be carrying a gun and more likely to be masculine and able to defend you from an illegal migrant that you voted for that could just punch you on the subway for no reason. 0.61

00:50:19.880 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:20.200 She wants to be able to go on a date with a hipster liberal denim jacket boy who goes, yeah, fuck Trump. 1.00

00:50:26.820 And then they have sex or something. 1.00

00:50:28.560 I don't know what she's looking for.

00:50:29.880 How often are you on the apps?

00:50:31.580 Shouldn't you find someone?

00:50:32.720 Like, I can't go on the apps just like every week or what?

00:50:36.340 Like, shouldn't they –

00:50:37.080 That's a good point.

00:50:37.820 All you need is one so you're crying over this because you can't constantly access the app?

00:50:42.720 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:50:43.880 I don't know.

00:50:44.620 And then the Democrats she goes on dates with probably have smaller jeans than her.

00:50:49.460 Yeah, tight.

00:50:50.500 Tight little man jeans, yeah.

00:50:51.840 Little legs.

00:50:52.720 She's –

00:50:53.700 She's a big girl, so. 1.00

00:50:54.780 All right.

00:50:55.140 Let's get on to our next piece.

00:50:57.240 We mentioned this in the intro.

00:50:58.500 This girl is on a, like, a stream chatting thing where you get paired with random people online.

00:51:04.520 Everyone's chatting.

00:51:05.620 And she says the no-no word and look what happens after. 1.00

00:51:08.960 You okay?

00:51:09.820 You have bronchitis?

00:51:10.880 Huh? 1.00

00:51:11.180 Shut up, man. 1.00

00:51:13.460 I just want to let you know that that's very fucking cringe. 1.00

00:51:16.840 That's not one guy! 0.98

00:51:18.080 He's not one –

00:51:18.840 No!

00:51:19.320 He's –

00:51:19.740 He's last-hitting this –

00:51:21.020 Oh, my God!

00:51:21.900 No!

00:51:22.520 No!

00:51:23.360 No, no, no, no, no, no!

00:51:24.840 I know you!

00:51:25.840 I'm so good!

00:51:27.120 Oh, my God!

00:51:28.700 See you on TikTok.

00:51:30.160 So he's, like, a famous live streamer, and she knows that he was live streaming, so she said the N-word, and now her life is over.

00:51:36.220 And he's going to, like, put it online, and at the end, he goes, see you on TikTok.

00:51:40.200 His entire content is, like, trapping or finding people doing something that they shouldn't be doing and, like, shaming them.

00:51:46.140 And then you post it online and get the kid kicked out of their school or not able to go to college because they said the N-word in a 15-year-old live stream chat.

00:51:54.040 Yeah.

00:51:54.260 But meanwhile, you actually have, like – remember that story we covered?

00:51:58.060 The black teenagers who stole the car, ran over the military old man veteran, killed him, were laughing on video about it, and then they got let go? 0.97

00:52:06.880 Yeah. 0.99

00:52:07.060 We don't want to ruin their life.

00:52:08.460 Yeah, we can't ruin their life. 0.90

00:52:09.640 Just this white girl who, like, her prefrontal cortex isn't even close to being developed. 0.66

00:52:14.520 It's, like, patrolling for someone doing, like, a totally normal edgy teen thing is crazy to me.

00:52:21.960 And this guy – I've seen other videos of this guy.

00:52:25.720 He ran into – it's, like, Omegle or whatever, the video chatting thing.

00:52:30.160 He ran into, like, a known racist guy who just goes around saying slurs on that site, and he goes, oh, what's up?

00:52:36.600 And he goes, nothing much.

00:52:38.300 Like, they just kind of – like, he doesn't even stand up to someone who's really doing it.

00:52:41.760 Yeah, a 13-year-old girl, that's easy.

00:52:44.480 You're a tough guy.

00:52:45.360 Yeah, you're my victim.

00:52:46.500 But the guy who's really doing it, who's actually pretty funny.

00:52:49.440 Who's another man.

00:52:50.280 Yeah.

00:52:51.000 He just goes, well, okay.

00:52:52.340 I'm just going to skip.

00:52:53.340 You have nothing to lose.

00:52:54.180 You don't have a job I could get you fired from, so goodbye.

00:52:57.080 Yeah, that's so bad.

00:52:58.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:58.840 But this is what these pussies are up to, and that's all they got, you know? 1.00

00:53:02.720 And I think there's a renaissance in terms of refusing to be canceled soon. 0.99

00:53:07.660 You did this when you were 15?

00:53:08.740 Okay.

00:53:09.240 Good.

00:53:09.500 All right.

00:53:10.020 Sorry.

00:53:10.380 You're hired.

00:53:10.920 Yeah, you're hired.

00:53:12.200 You're welcome.

00:53:13.880 All right.

00:53:14.620 Next, we're going to go fast through the last page of Cringe.

00:53:18.160 This girl posted abortion tips, I guess. 0.99

00:53:23.380 It says, remember, ladies, 1,000 milligrams of vitamin C every two to four hours for four 0.80

00:53:27.340 to seven days is not safe while you're pregnant. 1.00

00:53:30.660 Disgusting pigs. 1.00

00:53:31.820 Yep. 1.00

00:53:32.180 Real pig shit. 1.00

00:53:33.320 So they're communicating to each other. 1.00

00:53:34.760 This is how oppressed people communicate.

00:53:36.300 They post their face with the message on their known personal profile.

00:53:40.920 With the message. 1.00

00:53:42.440 About killing, how to kill a baby. 1.00

00:53:44.120 Yep. 1.00

00:53:44.400 And then no consequences, obviously.

00:53:46.140 So that should tell you how much of the hands-made tale this is.

00:53:49.260 Yeah.

00:53:49.580 They're really oppressed, right?

00:53:50.560 No one's tracking her down to ruin her life.

00:53:52.740 Yeah.

00:53:53.040 So hopefully she gets that message across to the lady who's bawling about maybe meeting 1.00

00:53:57.720 a Trump supporter on a dating app, and they can go have these abortions together or something. 0.64

00:54:01.540 Yeah.

00:54:02.320 These vitamin C-induced abortions.

00:54:03.920 Good for them.

00:54:04.560 Yep.

00:54:04.820 Next is the New Zealand haka.

00:54:07.320 We've covered these people before, but here they are in action in their parliament or

00:54:11.680 whatever.

00:54:12.160 This is in resistance to a bill.

00:54:14.500 So we've obviously made fun of the haka. 1.00

00:54:16.620 We just recently did it with the military, and we said the girl shouldn't be doing it. 1.00

00:54:21.040 Now it's in the political chambers, the highest office in New Zealand.

00:54:24.580 So yeah, white people come, they make New Zealand more civilized, and then they're nice,

00:54:49.660 and they go, let's put natives in a suit and let them have a say in what we're up to in

00:54:55.060 parliament.

00:54:55.680 They should probably have a representative here, right?

00:54:57.680 You know, they were here first.

00:54:58.920 We built this whole government and society, but they should probably have a say, right?

00:55:02.460 Yeah. 0.99

00:55:02.880 And then they start yelling and jumping around and ripping shit up. 0.97

00:55:06.020 Then they do 15th century or like thousands-year-old yelling dances in response to a bill. 0.99

00:55:13.640 And it's like, excuse me?

00:55:15.180 What was your point?

00:55:16.400 Oh, you just don't like it?

00:55:18.260 Can you use words?

00:55:19.260 Can you talk to me about what you'd like?

00:55:22.980 So I'm so sick.

00:55:25.000 I've never seen something.

00:55:27.520 This is like a millennial Redditor thing.

00:55:29.980 Like, they're doing the haka.

00:55:31.120 Look, it's so cool.

00:55:32.540 And I've never seen something more cringe or played out in my entire life.

00:55:37.200 Like, guys, we're the lawmakers of this country.

00:55:40.300 Do we have to yell?

00:55:41.540 Do we have to do this?

00:55:42.900 And then I was thinking, we probably, what's the American equivalent?

00:55:46.540 Like, all the Democrat senators putting on that African thing and then doing the Black Lives Matter kneel?

00:55:51.940 Like, we have some of our own skeletons in our closet.

00:55:54.600 Or before we go, we have to acknowledge we're on stolen land.

00:55:58.120 Exactly.

00:55:59.440 So, you know, it's just, it's never been, it's at an all-time low, I think.

00:56:04.140 The haka is, it had its moment and it's now just, you're yelling in the, in Parliament, right?

00:56:10.820 So bad.

00:56:11.600 So.

00:56:12.140 All right.

00:56:12.580 Not a serious country.

00:56:13.720 And, you know, you let the people in.

00:56:15.100 You do them a favor.

00:56:16.280 You say, yeah, you could join.

00:56:17.360 You could have a say.

00:56:18.300 And then they just start yell singing.

00:56:20.540 We'll stop using the gunpowder on you.

00:56:22.380 Yeah.

00:56:22.900 Oh, no.

00:56:23.720 My machine gun?

00:56:24.720 Never mind.

00:56:25.480 I'll, I'll settle down, right?

00:56:27.060 You stopped me.

00:56:27.940 I might have to wrestle a girl who's yelling. 1.00

00:56:29.620 Yeah. 1.00

00:56:29.860 I have a change of heart because you did the stupid organized dance. 1.00

00:56:33.080 All right. 1.00

00:56:33.540 Let's finish cringe strong with our last few clips.

00:56:36.820 This guy got a nose job.

00:56:38.540 I don't really show stuff like this a lot, but here it is.

00:56:42.840 So he's got a big nose.

00:56:44.700 You know what's up.

00:56:45.440 Real curve to it.

00:56:47.720 That's his ethnic heritage, right?

00:56:49.460 Maybe he'll straighten it out a little bit.

00:56:54.000 Dog. 0.99

00:56:54.600 They gave him the gay realtor nose. 0.99

00:56:57.120 They gave him a girl button nose, twink nose. 0.99

00:57:00.040 Newport Beach gay realtor nose. 0.98

00:57:02.380 Yeah. 0.97

00:57:02.940 You get like the who people nose, which is becoming a trend.

00:57:06.020 You know, the who's from Dr. Seuss?

00:57:08.200 Dr. Seuss, yeah.

00:57:09.220 The who people.

00:57:10.340 That's the kind of nose job people are getting.

00:57:12.300 These little like button nose slope things.

00:57:14.560 Yeah.

00:57:15.360 Bad.

00:57:15.720 Yeah.

00:57:16.160 He went from this to the reverse and tiny.

00:57:19.580 So you could have just maybe shaved it off or done a little bit.

00:57:23.520 Obviously, I'm from the camp of just you got what you got.

00:57:26.420 You wear your ethnic heritage on your face. 0.99

00:57:28.400 And then this guy goes, no, my new heritage is I'm a twink.

00:57:31.440 Like I want to be a twink.

00:57:32.680 And I want everyone to know that as soon as they see my face.

00:57:35.520 And then his father had the nose like that.

00:57:37.420 His grandfather had the nose like that.

00:57:38.980 His grandfather.

00:57:39.860 His kids will have the nose like that.

00:57:41.320 His kids will have the nose.

00:57:42.060 Oh, but he probably doesn't have kids because it goes in the guy's. 0.97

00:57:45.240 You can't get pregnant in a butt. 1.00

00:57:46.660 You can't get pregnant in a dude's butt. 1.00

00:57:48.220 So. 0.99

00:57:48.720 Well, let's go to our next clip for someone who's maybe trying.

00:57:50.920 If you're queer and your family voted for Trump like mine did.

00:57:55.480 Hi.

00:57:55.940 Hello.

00:57:56.600 I'm your mother now.

00:57:58.360 I'm just checking in.

00:58:00.220 Have you drank water today?

00:58:01.880 Did you eat?

00:58:03.460 Did you take your meds?

00:58:05.540 Did you breathe?

00:58:06.940 Are you breathing?

00:58:08.520 You got to breathe in your belly, babe. 0.99

00:58:10.820 Let's take a breath together.

00:58:12.100 OK.

00:58:13.400 Ready?

00:58:14.280 Inhale.

00:58:15.000 Pause it.

00:58:15.960 We're not going to do that breath.

00:58:17.900 Simultaneous breath because that could be how they transfer the demon.

00:58:20.220 OK.

00:58:21.040 Good.

00:58:21.880 Look at the chin on this moon, man.

00:58:23.780 He's got the moon face.

00:58:25.420 Look at that chin.

00:58:26.720 He's your mom now. 0.97

00:58:27.720 He's going to shave that chin off at some point to give himself the butt and nose. 0.97

00:58:31.060 Yeah.

00:58:31.620 This guy needs to do a round of ivermectin.

00:58:34.440 Get the dewormer.

00:58:35.560 He's got worms in him or something.

00:58:36.900 I don't know what it'll do exactly, but I think it'll help.

00:58:40.000 Hey, it's a start.

00:58:41.240 It's not going to solve anything, but it's a start.

00:58:43.740 Our last piece of cringe is your little passion project here.

00:58:48.620 It's not even a passion project.

00:58:49.760 I just wanted to get back to the roots of the show a little bit.

00:58:53.280 We're constantly observing trans people.

00:58:55.740 We're trying to get to the bottom of monkey pox.

00:58:57.980 How'd the dog get monkey pox?

00:58:59.140 All these kind of like little things. 0.95

00:59:00.860 And we found out recently via a Reddit post that trans people are sometimes pissing themselves

00:59:05.380 because of the medication they're on.

00:59:06.940 That's weird. 1.00

00:59:07.440 I knew they smelled like shit. 1.00

00:59:08.620 I didn't know they were covered in piss. 1.00

00:59:10.940 Okay. 0.56

00:59:11.340 I officially hate Spyro, and Spyro is a medication that they take.

00:59:15.520 So I work for UPS, and it's not always convenient to go to the bathroom.

00:59:19.700 And if you're on Spyro, you know that eight ounces of water means a gallon of piss every five minutes.

00:59:25.460 I was rushing home from work and was less than a block from my house when I could hold it no more.

00:59:30.260 And so now my car smells like piss. 1.00

00:59:32.660 Fuck my life. 1.00

00:59:33.840 Covered in piss. 1.00

00:59:34.560 So you're like wearing makeup. 0.90

00:59:37.240 You're sweaty from a day of UPS, pissing yourself in the car because that's how important it is to be like a woman. 1.00

00:59:43.800 That's so mentally ill. 1.00

00:59:45.380 It's not even funny.

00:59:46.160 And then Spyro apparently is used because it can reduce testosterone and can treat acne in women,

00:59:54.240 excessive hair growth in women, and some types of hair loss.

00:59:58.600 So there are, you know, any means necessary, even if you're pissing yourself in your car on your way home from work.

01:00:04.020 Covered in piss. 0.99

01:00:05.300 Disgusting. 1.00

01:00:06.240 All right. 0.87

01:00:06.580 Well, we're going on to Urban Decay.

01:00:08.160 It's going to get a little worse.

01:00:08.940 Urban Decay is a little fast and light, so we're going to treat it that way, okay?

01:00:12.000 Okay.

01:00:12.200 First things first, there's a new menu item in, I believe, New York City.

01:00:16.820 Yeah.

01:00:17.420 Grilled guinea pigs are this NYC's restaurant's shocking specialty, and the head is the best part.

01:00:24.200 So we reported on this like a year ago when they were grilling guinea pigs like under the bridge in Queens or whatever.

01:00:30.060 Yeah, on the street.

01:00:31.020 The Guatemalans were really grilling them up. 1.00

01:00:33.020 And then everyone was like, there's like a meme that goes along with this where it's like, oh, that's not really happening.

01:00:37.620 That's conspiracy.

01:00:38.700 Or it's happening a little bit, but it's no big deal.

01:00:41.080 And then it gets to, well, it's happening, and it's actually good.

01:00:44.440 The guinea pig is on sale.

01:00:45.820 Yeah.

01:00:46.060 It's our best item on the menu.

01:00:47.560 We're there.

01:00:48.320 That's where we're at.

01:00:49.320 Can you tell us a little more about the guinea pig itself?

01:00:51.640 Well, that's the experience at the restaurant La Casa del Cuy, literally the house of the guinea pig, translated.

01:00:59.000 So I guess they're called Cuy, or I don't know how to pronounce it.

01:01:02.780 And it's in Corona, Queens, that grills and serves the rodent whole, essentially every part but the squeak.

01:01:10.540 Well, they got bits for it.

01:01:12.060 And they call it snout to tail.

01:01:14.680 They eat it, and they say the head is the best part.

01:01:17.720 Here's the chef or the manager saying it's better than chicken, better than rabbit, Lucio Bonera told the Post, even claiming that the head is the best part.

01:01:25.100 And it's $110 and selling, like, hotcakes, and they're selling it in large quantities, and they're getting it imported from South America.

01:01:35.540 They get it shipped in frozen because there's no guinea pig meat in the United States.

01:01:41.600 I assumed Petco.

01:01:43.700 I assumed they were just going to Petco and buying the $12 guinea pigs.

01:01:48.420 And honestly, you know, it might be a cover story.

01:01:51.480 Yeah, we got it shipped in.

01:01:52.700 We got it shipped in from South America.

01:01:54.340 I don't look too much into it.

01:01:55.960 And the guy in the truck drives away, Casa Del Coy, and he pulls up to Petco.

01:02:01.800 But, yeah, I don't know.

01:02:03.280 And, you know, how much is a guinea pig?

01:02:04.900 $25, and they sell it for $110?

01:02:07.480 Margins on this are insane.

01:02:09.120 All you need is, like, an executive chef-looking guy in an appropriate outfit and be like, eat the guinea pig.

01:02:15.060 If it's a fat woman on the street grilling on a tipped-over shopping cart, you know, can't charge $110 for it. 1.00

01:02:21.040 A little different.

01:02:21.740 Yeah.

01:02:21.880 All right.

01:02:23.100 Let's get to our next story.

01:02:24.420 I don't know what the end goal is here.

01:02:25.780 I don't want to see guinea pig meat harvesting ever open up in the United States, though.

01:02:29.540 So, Donald Trump, please.

01:02:31.000 Donald Trump, please help us.

01:02:32.120 Just deport some of these people, too.

01:02:34.560 Right?

01:02:34.740 Yeah.

01:02:35.000 Everyone.

01:02:35.220 The demand for the guinea pig in Queens is probably sustained by sting operation. 0.51

01:02:40.060 But then again, it's $110.

01:02:42.340 And Eric Adams just took away their EBT cards.

01:02:45.000 $110?

01:02:45.780 $110? 1.00

01:02:45.820 That could be, like, how you catch, like, the stupid liberals who are like, yeah, this is good. 1.00

01:02:52.140 This is better than chicken and rabbit. 1.00

01:02:53.720 It's, like, actually, it's, like, sophisticated.

01:02:55.820 Yeah. 1.00

01:02:56.140 You know, you get some real stupid liberals that think they're smart and supporting the local community. 1.00

01:03:00.880 There's nothing wrong with eating a guinea pig. 1.00

01:03:02.600 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:03.400 Idiot. 1.00

01:03:04.320 Disgusting. 1.00

01:03:04.860 It's a rat. 1.00

01:03:05.700 You're eating a rat. 0.91

01:03:06.500 You're eating a rat. 0.98

01:03:07.440 Big rat. 0.90

01:03:08.420 Our next clip is a kid doing galaxy gas and smoking a blunt at the same time. 0.92

01:03:13.280 It should be.

01:03:13.820 That's probably extra brain frag, right?

01:03:15.600 Yeah.

01:03:16.140 It ain't raising his IQ.

01:03:22.480 At least he's having fun.

01:03:25.020 That's the next piece of our galaxy gas saga is it's extremely flammable.

01:03:29.240 And if you're low IQ enough to be using galaxy gas, you're probably not high IQ enough to understand that.

01:03:34.860 That's a good point.

01:03:35.480 You get trapped.

01:03:36.120 It's called a Chinese finger trap. 0.67

01:03:38.120 All of a sudden, you're burnt.

01:03:40.000 That's a great point, Richard.

01:03:41.140 You're on fire today.

01:03:42.260 Thank you.

01:03:42.880 All right.

01:03:43.160 Another fight at Spirit Airlines. 1.00

01:03:47.680 Bitch, don't play with me. 1.00

01:03:48.940 Do not play with me. 1.00

01:03:50.400 Do not play with me because I'm not the one or the two.

01:03:53.280 You're not the one or the two.

01:03:55.280 Let's go. 0.99

01:03:56.120 You ain't got shit done. 0.95

01:03:57.980 You ain't going to do nothing. 0.99

01:03:58.920 Why do you keep speaking on me for nothing? 1.00

01:04:00.940 Like I said, keep my fucking name out your mouth, bitch. 1.00

01:04:03.260 And keep my name out your mouth because mine is always in yours for some reason. 1.00

01:04:05.340 No, for some reason. 1.00

01:04:06.260 Back the fuck out of here. 1.00

01:04:07.680 Fuck out of here. 1.00

01:04:08.720 Fuck out of here before I slap the shit out of here. 1.00

01:04:10.540 You're not going to smack shit. 1.00

01:04:11.780 Try me. 1.00

01:04:12.260 You think you're fucking tough? 0.99

01:04:13.340 I'm not sure. 1.00

01:04:13.740 Try me.

01:04:14.420 Try me.

01:04:14.980 Try me, Tandy. 1.00

01:04:15.340 I mean, I'm drop-kitting your ass. 1.00

01:04:19.500 Fuck out of here, you dirty bitch. 1.00

01:04:21.280 I'm not dirty at all. 1.00

01:04:22.000 Yes, you are. 1.00

01:04:24.080 Fuck out of here. 1.00

01:04:25.080 You ain't your raggy-ass fucking bitch. 1.00

01:04:27.860 Fuck out of here. 1.00

01:04:28.700 Go fuck a dick. 1.00

01:04:29.540 And it's not like they said, let's fight after work in the parking lot. 1.00

01:04:33.520 It's like, they're just doing, like, that right there is a fireable offense.

01:04:36.640 Of course.

01:04:37.640 100%.

01:04:38.040 You have perks of probably free flights.

01:04:41.280 You can probably have health insurance.

01:04:45.460 Stuff like that.

01:04:46.780 Dental. 0.99

01:04:47.600 And you're going to throw it all away because, like I said, you ain't going to do shit. 0.99

01:04:52.040 You just, you just, that's not on brand. 0.99

01:04:53.480 You just ruined it.

01:04:54.180 And then this is like a 40 plus, maybe 50 year old woman. 1.00

01:04:58.180 And the funny part is, at the beginning, it's kind of like, she bumps her, right?

01:05:03.880 But they're all trying to get their one-liners in.

01:05:06.600 And then the lady, the main instigator who did the bumping, she goes, I'm not the one or the two.

01:05:11.680 And then, like, two seconds later, she says, you're not the one or the two.

01:05:15.160 So she was really hammering, she really likes that line.

01:05:17.500 She's got bits. 0.99

01:05:18.220 But it's interchangeable for either person.

01:05:19.900 It doesn't really matter.

01:05:21.280 But yeah, you know, workplace.

01:05:23.020 Even the Spirit Airlines employees are fighting each other.

01:05:25.740 I thought it was mostly limited to passengers.

01:05:28.280 But, you know, the airline's going bankrupt.

01:05:30.420 And maybe it should.

01:05:32.800 Maybe it should just go away.

01:05:34.140 I think they declared bankruptcy.

01:05:35.900 Their stock's at, like, $1.50 or something.

01:05:38.780 Maybe it's time.

01:05:40.120 And then that lady. 1.00

01:05:40.940 But actually, we need Spirit as a magnet for those types of passengers.

01:05:45.100 To keep the other airlines clear of all the riffraff. 1.00

01:05:47.800 They'll spill over to United, Delta, American, you know? 0.62

01:05:50.580 Middle seat.

01:05:51.760 Middle seat.

01:05:52.580 And you and your friend, you go, oh, I'll book the aisle.

01:05:55.340 You book the window.

01:05:56.480 Maybe middle seat will be open.

01:05:58.080 Spirit's closed.

01:05:58.860 You never know who's going to get in there.

01:06:00.200 Someone who's not the one or the two.

01:06:01.920 Someone who's fat, angry, and brought they crab on the flight.

01:06:05.800 I need to microwave this. 0.58

01:06:07.280 So, all right.

01:06:09.140 Maybe we've got to save Spirit.

01:06:10.380 Because that's a self-segregating thing.

01:06:13.460 Hashtag save Spirit.

01:06:14.600 Yeah.

01:06:15.360 Donald Trump. 0.91

01:06:16.280 Get the kitty pigs out and please save Spirit. 0.99

01:06:19.020 There's a little hack I do.

01:06:20.940 You can fly Spirit Airlines first class.

01:06:23.880 Yeah.

01:06:24.220 And you get, like, a real first class seat.

01:06:26.060 And you're in the front of the plane.

01:06:27.220 You don't have to even look at anyone behind you.

01:06:29.060 And you're kind of, like, you go on whenever you want.

01:06:31.740 And then you're the first one off.

01:06:33.180 And you weren't even on Spirit.

01:06:34.400 It's kind of an Italian job.

01:06:35.900 The only problem with that, I agree that's a great hack.

01:06:38.180 And I'm sure demand on Spirit for first class is very low.

01:06:42.180 So, you end up getting a cheaper fare.

01:06:43.700 You know, not many Spirit flyers are first class flyers.

01:06:46.840 But you have the exact same chance.

01:06:50.340 Like, say, any given airline, their chance to be delayed because, like, someone's unruly or getting dragged off.

01:06:57.420 Or the police need to come on.

01:06:58.900 That's elevated on Spirit.

01:07:00.140 So, you could be an hour delayed because they need to get a guy who ate too many edibles off, you know. 0.99

01:07:05.740 Or someone says shit about him. 0.99

01:07:07.540 Someone stepped on their Air Force Ones. 0.99

01:07:09.400 It popped off.

01:07:10.060 Exactly.

01:07:10.700 So, that's the only caveat to that.

01:07:12.560 But that is a good hack.

01:07:13.440 There is a pop-off factor.

01:07:14.620 And then to amplify the hack as well, you should get the second row.

01:07:21.660 Because when you get there, if you're in the first row, the plan is you come five minutes before the door closes.

01:07:26.540 And you get right to your seat.

01:07:28.260 But if you're in the front row, the above cabin things are all going to be full.

01:07:32.240 And there's nothing in front of you to put your bag under.

01:07:34.600 So, if you have a carry-on, you should get the second row first class so you can put your bag underneath the seat in front of you.

01:07:39.700 And you get right to your seat.

01:07:41.400 Are you going to do that hack that you told me about?

01:07:44.300 This is good advice.

01:07:45.420 And that's why I'm remembering this hack that should have been in housekeeping.

01:07:48.640 Remember?

01:07:49.400 Yeah.

01:07:49.860 Babysitter hack?

01:07:50.380 Are you going to do that on the show?

01:07:51.140 Should I do it right now?

01:07:52.360 I don't know.

01:07:52.800 It's not really.

01:07:54.380 Make it the first thing in Uplifting Gold.

01:07:55.900 How about?

01:07:56.500 And we'll continue with Urban.

01:07:57.680 But we can't forget that.

01:07:58.980 That was pretty good advice, right?

01:07:59.900 Thank you.

01:08:00.340 That's a great point.

01:08:01.240 All right.

01:08:01.720 Our last piece of Urban Decay. 0.99

01:08:04.500 There's a poster about people who are rude on the subway playing on their phone too loud, talking on speakerphone and shit. 0.97

01:08:11.700 It says, don't spoil the ride. 0.99

01:08:13.740 Please use headphones.

01:08:14.920 And they use a graphic of a small Asian woman with music blaring from her cell phone and a Middle Eastern man or an Arab guy going like this, fingers in his ears.

01:08:26.820 He can't focus on the subway.

01:08:28.820 It's very rude.

01:08:29.480 You know how those old Asian women are in movies, always on their phone, on speakerphone, or always on their phone, on speakerphone, always talking to other Asians on their speakerphone. 1.00

01:08:42.680 It's crazy to me because they always have to do it backwards, right?

01:08:48.100 We know who's on their speakerphone. 0.98

01:08:49.960 It's black people.

01:08:51.600 And that's why AOC is trying to figure out whose podcast everyone's listening to or what do people like about this? 0.70

01:08:59.020 Fox News can't say it's black people on their speakerphone.

01:09:01.860 And who are they on speakerphone with? 0.99

01:09:03.520 Other black people. 0.94

01:09:04.820 It's easy. 0.99

01:09:05.980 It's actually easy to crack.

01:09:07.200 They love being on speakerphone, and who are they talking to? 0.66

01:09:09.640 Other black people who also love to be on speakerphone.

01:09:12.580 So, you know, they have to do it.

01:09:16.380 They do it the opposite way to an Asian girl, and they could have used stick figures. 0.98

01:09:23.660 They could have used, like, the men's bathroom guy that had no jet.

01:09:27.620 They didn't have to make her Asian.

01:09:29.020 They could have made it, like, an innocuous.

01:09:31.660 You could have just put words.

01:09:32.620 Yeah.

01:09:33.320 Please don't use speakerphone on the subway.

01:09:35.200 And then it applies to everyone.

01:09:36.500 They have to make it backwards, and that's so funny to me.

01:09:39.820 Me too.

01:09:40.400 The artist is like, who should I make it?

01:09:42.660 And then there's kind of, like, a vague thing where nobody explicitly tells anybody to make it like anything.

01:09:47.940 And then that's how you get to the overcorrected PC backwards, right?

01:09:52.320 It's like, oh, just, I don't know, listen to your heart.

01:09:54.160 The manager or the person who gives the assignment goes, oh, just do what you feel.

01:09:58.300 And then you obviously-

01:09:58.660 I don't want to get in trouble.

01:09:59.900 I can't do reality.

01:10:01.580 Yeah.

01:10:02.000 So that's a great point.

01:10:03.340 That's how we get here.

01:10:04.400 Well, that is the end of Urban Decay.

01:10:05.940 We're moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:10:08.460 I guess I'll start the Uplifting Gold with that thing you just remembered.

01:10:11.620 Yeah.

01:10:12.100 I thought of something, and I cracked it.

01:10:14.360 And then I told Richard Rappoy about it, and he said, you cracked it.

01:10:17.680 Yeah.

01:10:18.080 And it's random.

01:10:19.680 It's unfortunately something I can't use in my life yet, but here we are.

01:10:23.680 It's random, but I did crack it.

01:10:26.600 If you are parents to children who are, say, like not babies who just need to be like watched

01:10:33.280 to make sure they're sleeping and normal, like children who are active.

01:10:36.680 Yeah.

01:10:37.240 If you're parents to children who are active and you're looking for a babysitter, you should

01:10:42.960 take as many cover letters and resumes for babysitters as possible.

01:10:47.420 Which this is the only flaw in the plan, because I said, how many babysitters actually have

01:10:51.580 this?

01:10:52.180 I think it's kind of normal.

01:10:53.360 I'm a cover letter.

01:10:54.520 Hey, Mr. and so-and-so, I would like to babysit.

01:10:56.820 I babysat for 10 years.

01:10:58.180 I'm on the varsity lacrosse team.

01:11:00.320 I blah, blah, my free time.

01:11:01.780 So you get as many resumes or cover letters as possible.

01:11:05.420 Then you find a babysitter who has a skill, a unique skill or talent, and has excelled in

01:11:13.580 that, in something that you'd want your kid to do.

01:11:16.520 So if you have a 10-year-old girl and you're looking for a babysitter, and you find a girl

01:11:20.660 who plays violin on the state chair or whatever, or she's on the varsity lacrosse team, or she's

01:11:27.520 a watercolor painter, or she's on the chess team, you find whatever skill that would fit

01:11:32.900 your child based on your child's talents and what they gravitate towards.

01:11:38.040 Then you hire that babysitter, you buy your kid a flute or watercolors or a lacrosse stick,

01:11:43.820 whatever the babysitter does, and you go, oh, Jenny, you're our new babysitter.

01:11:47.500 Thanks so much.

01:11:48.500 This is little Mary, our daughter.

01:11:50.260 You play lacrosse, right?

01:11:51.460 She just got a lacrosse stick.

01:11:52.880 Maybe when you come over to babysit, you can throw the lacrosse ball around.

01:11:56.680 Maybe when you come over to babysit, you can play the flute or teach her how to, you guys

01:12:00.080 can watercolor.

01:12:00.840 And whatever that skill set is the babysitter has that they've excelled at, varsity, whatever,

01:12:06.220 flute, watercolor, you can have them be a little mentor to your kid and get them up

01:12:12.700 to the level they're at or close or far enough.

01:12:15.720 Because a lot of times the babysitter has no skills and you're like, oh, let's go to the

01:12:19.800 park and kick the ball. 0.94

01:12:21.040 I suck at soccer. 1.00

01:12:22.240 You suck at soccer. 1.00

01:12:23.280 We're just going to waste a couple hours here kicking a ball and get nothing out of it. 0.99

01:12:26.780 But if your person is, oh, I'm going to play soccer at Georgetown next year, you can do

01:12:32.840 some drills.

01:12:33.620 You can kick really well.

01:12:35.220 You can get her like you can be here and she's here. 0.90

01:12:37.660 And then you guys can go like that.

01:12:39.280 You can get your kid to a higher level and you can just by picking a babysitter who's

01:12:44.120 good at something that they can do while they're babysitting.

01:12:46.740 The main point, strategically recruit your babysitter to give you an edge.

01:12:52.340 That's it.

01:12:53.000 You know?

01:12:53.320 And that's called amplified babysitting.

01:12:55.480 Exactly.

01:12:56.260 It's amplifying it.

01:12:57.260 So that's uplifting.

01:12:58.160 Yeah.

01:12:58.360 I thought that was a good point.

01:13:00.300 And maybe someone who's like looking for a new babysitter and their kid plays lacrosse

01:13:04.060 or violin or tennis or something.

01:13:06.060 And then it's like you go to the high school tennis team courts.

01:13:08.460 You go, hey, anybody babysitting here?

01:13:10.180 Like you start recruiting and going out.

01:13:11.680 Come over to my house.

01:13:12.420 Yeah.

01:13:12.640 Um, but that is a, I think that's a good idea.

01:13:15.760 And I think a lot of times people just pick whoever I just, whatever.

01:13:19.540 Yeah.

01:13:19.860 The neighbor girl, she's good.

01:13:21.520 And then you get whatever.

01:13:22.640 Yeah.

01:13:22.860 But if you want your kid to have a skill, find a babysitter who has that skill.

01:13:26.420 And then you can even pay a higher rate a little bit, you know, a little bit.

01:13:30.060 And if you're the babysitter and you're like a great chess player, a couple of games of chess

01:13:35.780 isn't like, oh, I have to, I'm at work.

01:13:37.900 You know, you're at work, you're playing chess.

01:13:39.500 It's going to kill two hours.

01:13:40.680 Like this is great.

01:13:41.820 Yep.

01:13:42.220 Everyone's happy.

01:13:42.880 All right.

01:13:43.000 We have to go fast through uplifting gold now because that wasn't planned.

01:13:46.140 Okay.

01:13:47.100 Can you read that?

01:13:48.200 Trump media short sellers lost 420 million after betting against stock before blowout election

01:13:53.900 victory.

01:13:54.620 Should have called us.

01:13:55.680 We would have tell you what's going to happen.

01:13:57.080 Yep.

01:13:57.920 All right.

01:13:58.240 Next.

01:13:59.060 So good to see.

01:13:59.860 I don't know if that's a buy at this point though.

01:14:02.140 DJT, there's like no revenue, but it just became a proxy for the election.

01:14:07.200 But, uh, whatever.

01:14:08.860 Um, all right.

01:14:09.680 Uh, Russell Okun took half of his salary in Bitcoin in 2020.

01:14:13.960 So he has now turned $6.5 million into 45 million and the haters are silent.

01:14:20.960 Love that.

01:14:21.900 So these guys are getting paid in Bitcoin.

01:14:23.480 Bitcoin just hit 93,000 and, uh, they got clowned on.

01:14:27.200 I think Odell Beckham took a half of his salary in Bitcoin too or something.

01:14:30.980 Good.

01:14:31.420 And, uh, it's come around, right?

01:14:33.420 Yep.

01:14:33.760 Next, we got a cow on a horse.

01:14:36.040 Didn't know that was possible.

01:14:37.860 Strap him in.

01:14:38.860 Didn't know that he could do that.

01:14:40.120 Okay.

01:14:40.400 Next, we have long bike.

01:14:43.240 I need to get a distance.

01:14:45.620 Okay.

01:14:47.320 I'm going.

01:14:47.940 So, I'm going somewhere.

01:14:50.420 Oh, I'm going to get a little bit.

01:14:52.740 You don't get a lot.

01:14:53.560 It's pretty good.

01:14:55.680 I've never saw a long bike before.

01:14:56.980 They're having fun.

01:14:58.140 Long bike.

01:14:58.880 Long bike.

01:14:59.540 That's it.

01:15:00.180 Old Asian people tennis.

01:15:01.440 Good volley.

01:15:27.920 Good volley.

01:15:31.440 That's a lot of fun.

01:15:35.560 I think you, you like Asian people too much. 1.00

01:15:38.540 You think anything they do is funny.

01:15:40.460 Yeah.

01:15:42.240 Cause they're, they're, they're like, uh, they're, they're earnest.

01:15:46.000 Yeah.

01:15:46.720 They're smart.

01:15:47.940 They're, they're smart.

01:15:49.500 You're right.

01:15:50.160 They're earnest.

01:15:50.700 They try hard.

01:15:51.560 They karaoke.

01:15:52.640 They give it their all. 0.99

01:15:54.100 Americans, white people sometimes have too much shame. 0.97

01:15:56.760 They just go all out. 0.99

01:15:57.840 They go, I'm playing tennis.

01:15:58.920 This is how I play tennis.

01:16:00.140 And they were good at tennis.

01:16:01.440 Yeah.

01:16:01.880 All right.

01:16:02.540 You're, you're free.

01:16:03.360 You're free to go.

01:16:04.180 Thank you.

01:16:04.780 Next is what U S presidents would look like today from back then.

01:16:17.740 That's real.

01:16:21.820 That's a real guy.

01:16:23.640 That's a real guy.

01:16:31.760 All right.

01:16:36.060 That's good.

01:16:37.120 Yeah.

01:16:37.440 They all look like real people.

01:16:38.880 Sometimes you look at people from a long time ago and you think like, we're so different

01:16:44.060 now.

01:16:44.720 We don't look anything like these people.

01:16:46.340 All you got to do is throw them in a suit.

01:16:48.160 Yeah.

01:16:48.540 Take the wig off.

01:16:49.580 George Washington, I guess, looks the weirdest.

01:16:51.920 Yeah.

01:16:52.580 But whatever.

01:16:53.340 Yeah.

01:16:53.640 Good to know.

01:16:54.560 All right.

01:16:54.800 What's next?

01:16:56.300 AI can't recreate this.

01:16:57.600 So that was AI.

01:16:59.060 This is something AI can't do.

01:17:00.740 Hey, that's not nothing.

01:17:13.520 Again, you like the Asian people. 1.00

01:17:15.460 You like the Asian. 1.00

01:17:16.580 All right.

01:17:17.540 That is the end of Uplifting Gold.

01:17:19.200 We have a couple shout outs.

01:17:20.800 First things first, we have a dirt bike shout out.

01:17:24.860 Flugga Socks, the podcast, ranked the best new podcast of all time.

01:17:30.740 Pretty good.

01:17:32.000 Pretty good.

01:17:32.760 Love a dirt bike shout out.

01:17:34.080 Yeah.

01:17:34.460 All right.

01:17:34.900 And we do have some shout outs to end the show.

01:17:37.660 It's anniversary week.

01:17:39.080 So I give happy anniversary to Holden and Sabrina.

01:17:44.320 November 12th.

01:17:46.100 They've been married.

01:17:47.060 They love the show.

01:17:47.940 They call it Fleckus Days when a show comes out.

01:17:50.160 Very nice.

01:17:50.900 And then we have a happy anniversary to Kyle and Brittany Baskin.

01:17:55.120 13 years on 11-11.

01:17:57.820 There you go.

01:17:58.220 You got married on 11-11.

01:18:00.040 Nice work, pal.

01:18:01.360 Kyle.

01:18:01.980 Nice work.

01:18:03.320 And then we had the dirt bike.

01:18:04.420 Easy to remember for Kyle there.

01:18:06.360 That's a hack.

01:18:07.420 And then that is actually the family there.

01:18:09.700 Kyle and Brittany Baskin and their kids.

01:18:13.580 And they love the show.

01:18:15.240 Yeah.

01:18:15.520 Your buddy Wayne DMed me.

01:18:16.960 He offered me 50 bucks to give you a shout out.

01:18:19.960 We didn't take the money.

01:18:20.920 We just did it.

01:18:21.620 We declined the money.

01:18:22.780 You don't have to pay for that.

01:18:23.920 And that's the end of the show.

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