Fleccas Talks Podcast - DNC'S WEEK OF CRINGE WRAPS UP

00:00:00.000 All right, welcome back to Fleck of Socks, a podcast episode 195 today on the show.

00:00:06.360 The DNC is finally over. We're going to cover all of the cringiest moments.

00:00:11.380 Then in Cringe of the Week, this Amazon show portrayed the king of England as a gay black disabled man.

00:00:18.060 We're going to tell you why we're not surprised.

00:00:19.920 Then in Urban Decay, we have a cops ignoring crimes in broad daylight section you're not going to want to miss.

00:00:26.220 And last but not least, wait until you hear the names of the products offered in Sexy Red's new cosmetic kits.

00:00:34.580 Hint, it's quite disgusting.

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00:03:46.300 Now let's get into the show.

00:03:47.900 All right.

00:03:48.680 All right, first things first.

00:03:49.960 We have a lot to get to.

00:03:50.860 We have a packed housekeeping.

00:03:51.960 We might go a little long today.

00:03:53.220 It's my birthday,

00:03:54.360 so we can go an extra 15 minutes.

00:03:56.540 It's going to be a long one.

00:03:57.860 We've got so much stuff,

00:03:59.720 and great schizo stuff,

00:04:01.460 cringe, urban, uplifting,

00:04:03.160 all the good things.

00:04:04.180 First things first, the jobs.

00:04:06.600 You know Joe Biden makes all the jobs?

00:04:08.180 Yeah, he creates them himself.

00:04:09.840 He hires them one by one.

00:04:11.300 He just makes them.

00:04:12.160 And then, after they get made,

00:04:14.600 they get revised.

00:04:15.360 Yeah, so the Bureau of Labor Statistics

00:04:17.560 just made their largest downward revision

00:04:19.420 to the jobs numbers in 15 years.

00:04:22.280 So they revised it to minus 818,000 jobs.

00:04:27.420 Oopsie, we made an oopsie.

00:04:29.240 Maybe they just missed a zero or something.

00:04:31.080 Have they fired the guy yet?

00:04:32.680 Because he's been consistently being revised down every time.

00:04:36.620 And the only thing that actually grew

00:04:38.980 was government jobs.

00:04:40.300 So that's the kind of thing that does happen

00:04:42.040 in a socialist kind of communist era.

00:04:44.120 All the real jobs go away,

00:04:45.520 and then they hire a government henchman

00:04:46.960 who basically can't be fired once they're in.

00:04:49.420 Yeah, great news.

00:04:50.800 But yeah, so that's the...

00:04:52.180 People are saying like,

00:04:53.180 oh, they revise numbers down all the time.

00:04:54.820 They do this, they do that.

00:04:56.260 As a defense of the Biden and Kamala regime,

00:04:59.060 and it's just not true.

00:05:00.600 And the last time this happened at this scale

00:05:03.080 was during the global financial crisis.

00:05:05.780 Remember that little thing?

00:05:06.720 I do remember.

00:05:07.980 It's kind of a meltdown.

00:05:09.160 I'm sure a lot of you had parents,

00:05:10.380 maybe you had to downsize your house.

00:05:12.800 Dad was yelling at mom a little bit more than usual.

00:05:15.920 A lot of divorces.

00:05:16.980 Yeah, maybe even a suey.

00:05:19.540 Even a suey or two, unfortunately.

00:05:21.860 But yeah, those were dark times.

00:05:23.000 And so we're at that level of revisions.

00:05:25.620 Hopefully no one notices the revision.

00:05:27.520 A lot of people don't pay attention.

00:05:29.020 They just listen to the first time where they go,

00:05:30.760 oh, I made all these jobs.

00:05:31.780 And then two weeks later, it gets revised.

00:05:33.860 This is how CNN handled the situation

00:05:37.360 with the revised job numbers.

00:05:38.680 When you hear that, do you potentially think

00:05:41.040 that this new numbers could be a liability for this campaign?

00:05:43.900 No.

00:05:44.200 When I hear that, first of all, I don't believe it

00:05:46.440 because I've never heard Donald Trump say anything truthful.

00:05:49.480 It is, though, from the Bureau of Labor.

00:05:51.200 I don't, I'm not familiar with that.

00:05:53.840 Yeah.

00:05:54.300 So blame Trump.

00:05:55.940 It's just another Trump lie from the Department of Labor.

00:05:59.620 Yeah.

00:06:00.000 Former governor of Rhode Island.

00:06:02.220 She doesn't know the Bureau of Labor statistics.

00:06:04.640 And just because Trump said it, maybe,

00:06:07.580 after the data got literally released.

00:06:10.040 And there are, like, degenerate traders on Wall Street bets on Reddit

00:06:13.880 who know the, who are paying attention to the job numbers.

00:06:16.480 This is a political leader who's on TV saying,

00:06:18.920 I don't care about that.

00:06:20.340 Trump?

00:06:20.920 What do you like, Trump?

00:06:22.520 Exactly.

00:06:22.960 So we are not surprised.

00:06:24.780 We don't expect the media to ever be fair.

00:06:26.920 We have some legacy media's election interference.

00:06:30.860 It's the coverage.

00:06:31.820 Harris' coverage has been 84% positive,

00:06:34.340 while Trump's coverage has been 89% negative.

00:06:37.620 Yeah.

00:06:37.860 And that's mostly on analysis of ABC, CBS, and NBC,

00:06:41.560 which is kind of a point we made last week,

00:06:43.500 which was the people in the crowd at Colbert's show laughing at CNN.

00:06:47.920 It's like, once you realize the middle of the road,

00:06:50.180 the more neutral networks are actually this skewed.

00:06:53.520 That's, like, the real red pill.

00:06:55.420 And, you know, that's an in-kind contribution from those networks, right?

00:07:00.480 Exactly.

00:07:01.000 They're in on it.

00:07:02.140 But we're not surprised.

00:07:03.420 And we actually do have some good developments, potentially.

00:07:06.620 It sounds like later today, RFK Jr. might drop out of the race in Arizona,

00:07:12.000 where Trump is as well, and endorse Trump.

00:07:14.780 Not 100%.

00:07:15.600 There's some fighting within the team, it sounds like.

00:07:17.860 And it sounds like Cheryl's telling him not to.

00:07:20.420 That would make sense.

00:07:21.700 Yeah.

00:07:22.080 So here's the clip leading up to this situation.

00:07:25.560 Two options that we're looking at.

00:07:27.880 And one is staying in, forming that new party,

00:07:31.180 but we run the risk of a Kamala Harris and Walt's presidency,

00:07:37.920 because we draw votes from Trump, or we draw somehow more votes from Trump,

00:07:43.320 or we walk away right now and join forces with Donald Trump.

00:07:51.700 And, you know, we walk away from that,

00:07:54.980 and we explain to our base why we're making this decision.

00:07:59.060 All right.

00:07:59.780 Do that one.

00:08:00.540 Yeah.

00:08:00.860 That one sounds good.

00:08:01.760 The second one.

00:08:02.340 I don't like Waltz and Harris, so.

00:08:04.960 Maybe you can trade and get, like, RFK into the cabinet.

00:08:09.020 Man, imagine him running the CIA.

00:08:10.920 Yeah.

00:08:11.200 That killed his whole family.

00:08:12.320 That'd be kind of lit.

00:08:13.480 It's like a movie.

00:08:14.380 He could kill the CIA.

00:08:15.880 He could get him back.

00:08:17.000 There's justice.

00:08:18.320 All right.

00:08:18.780 That woman, what is she, the campaign manager for him or something?

00:08:21.680 I think that's his VP.

00:08:23.020 Oh, really?

00:08:24.020 I don't know.

00:08:24.980 But.

00:08:25.420 I didn't follow her that closely.

00:08:27.020 Slow on the podcast.

00:08:28.420 Yeah.

00:08:28.960 You need podcast pace.

00:08:30.660 Podcast pace is a thing.

00:08:32.120 Rolling downhill.

00:08:32.980 She didn't have it.

00:08:33.980 Yeah.

00:08:34.200 You can't do that.

00:08:35.540 All right.

00:08:35.700 Let's get into the DNC.

00:08:36.580 There's a lot of stuff that went viral.

00:08:37.720 We're not going to cover all the crazy viral clips.

00:08:40.880 I'm sure you guys have already seen it.

00:08:41.960 Yeah.

00:08:42.040 We're going to cover the most important ones at a little bit of a podcast pace.

00:08:45.740 Okay.

00:08:46.360 First things first, and most importantly,

00:08:48.200 there was a lizard person there who was caught on camera acting like a lizard.

00:08:53.640 There she is.

00:08:54.780 There she is talking in slow motion.

00:08:56.640 And as you guys know, this is exactly how a lizard would act.

00:09:03.460 This tells me that she's a lizard most of the time.

00:09:06.220 Yeah.

00:09:06.440 And she's feeling with her tongue.

00:09:07.800 You know, lizards smell with their tongue.

00:09:09.620 So she's trying to get some sensory overload there.

00:09:12.200 Or she's coked out of her mind and her whole face is numb.

00:09:15.700 Either one.

00:09:16.520 I'm leaning towards the lizard.

00:09:18.120 Okay.

00:09:18.700 That would make sense.

00:09:19.740 Yeah.

00:09:20.260 So I do think she is a lizard type, probably up from the southern part of Antarctica where

00:09:24.120 the geothermal things keep the lizard temperature hot.

00:09:27.680 Yeah.

00:09:27.840 The geothermal vents.

00:09:28.960 The geothermal vents keep it really warm there in a, it's a temperature lizard's life.

00:09:33.240 Okay.

00:09:33.740 Yeah.

00:09:34.200 You know how you have to buy a heat rock for your lizard.

00:09:36.260 Yeah.

00:09:36.720 So she's a clearly a shapeshifter who gave a speech and is subverting.

00:09:40.740 Next, the most important clip is Doug Emhoff's disgusting daughter was there.

00:09:44.880 The economic speech she gave was a major disaster when she had to make an actual decision about

00:09:49.940 her vice president.

00:09:50.440 Here she is, shoulder over.

00:09:51.620 Passing over Josh Shapiro for Tim Walz, I believe.

00:09:53.880 Yeah.

00:09:54.340 And here she is putting her disgusting, stinky, hairy armpits on her dad's suit.

00:09:58.900 Yeah.

00:09:59.380 Which is very disrespectful.

00:10:00.820 No deodorant.

00:10:01.680 So at least no deodorant.

00:10:03.260 So no marks.

00:10:04.280 No deodorant.

00:10:05.520 So no marks.

00:10:06.220 That's a good point.

00:10:07.380 I'm going to say what we're all thinking.

00:10:08.920 Okay.

00:10:09.560 She smells like shit.

00:10:10.720 Yeah.

00:10:11.020 She definitely smells like shit.

00:10:12.220 I don't think she smells good at all.

00:10:14.120 Yeah.

00:10:14.240 And she's the fashion daughter, remember?

00:10:16.340 Yeah.

00:10:16.700 And she, you know, I mean, just look at this girl.

00:10:18.960 This is a girl who wants attention.

00:10:20.500 She's got the shitty tattoos all up and down her arm that have no significance.

00:10:24.080 They're just part of a look, right?

00:10:25.720 Yeah.

00:10:26.100 She throws on the camo hat and her dad probably looks at her before they get in the car on

00:10:31.580 the way to the event and goes, is it worth picking a fight right now?

00:10:35.280 Yeah.

00:10:35.800 Yeah.

00:10:36.000 We're good to go.

00:10:36.780 Yeah.

00:10:37.460 And the way they're standing, she's shorter than him.

00:10:39.480 So it's not even comfortable to have your arm up like that.

00:10:42.420 It doesn't make sense.

00:10:43.160 So it's a pure power move, how she wants to be seen, right?

00:10:45.500 Pure power move.

00:10:46.380 She thinks it's humanizing him.

00:10:48.260 And then there's even a part where they kind of try to break away.

00:10:51.340 Like he tries to get away and then she kind of like locks him back in as if she's like

00:10:55.760 doing a good thing by humanizing him in this way.

00:10:58.440 Um, yeah.

00:11:00.400 So very disgusting, very stinky.

00:11:02.740 And then the dad and the son, you can tell, just let her do whatever she wants because

00:11:07.400 they're scared of her.

00:11:08.220 They're tired of it.

00:11:08.960 Yeah.

00:11:09.140 They're tired of it.

00:11:09.860 They don't want to start a fight.

00:11:11.200 She's going to go online and cause a scene.

00:11:14.060 Yeah, this is fine.

00:11:15.000 And she wears that stupid camo hat and everyone's pretending that that is actually relatable with

00:11:20.060 like the rust belt.

00:11:20.920 There was a Rolling Stone article that talked about it.

00:11:22.960 Yeah, that's the genius work of this one small bit of Harris Waltz merch.

00:11:27.260 The camouflage hat reclaims the rural and Southern identity that mainstream Democrats have

00:11:32.320 long ignored.

00:11:33.600 Yeah.

00:11:33.960 The Balenciaga model who lives in New York City and has stinky armpits is really going

00:11:39.120 to help win over the rust belt people who like camo.

00:11:42.040 Yeah.

00:11:42.460 The party that tears down anything that even is remotely Confederate.

00:11:47.120 Yeah.

00:11:47.760 They're going to reclaim the South now because this hipster doofus wore a camo hat.

00:11:51.480 And then they made fun of J.D. Vance, who is actually more country than obviously her.

00:11:56.320 They made fun of J.D. Vance because he went to Yale.

00:11:58.520 So they're like, oh, he's not relatable.

00:11:59.820 He's not a country guy.

00:12:00.840 He went to Yale.

00:12:01.840 Yeah.

00:12:02.020 You should never try to make it out and achieve and get into a college that has like a 5% acceptance

00:12:06.720 rate.

00:12:07.100 That would be horrible.

00:12:08.500 Yeah.

00:12:09.160 That, stupid tattoos.

00:12:10.760 And that's pretty much it for her.

00:12:11.860 Last piece on her, thick glasses.

00:12:13.800 Blind as a bat.

00:12:14.760 Yeah.

00:12:15.140 Real Coke bottle glasses.

00:12:16.440 Coke bottle shit.

00:12:17.520 So stupid tattoos.

00:12:19.160 I don't know.

00:12:19.600 Nothing really to say other than she's trying too hard.

00:12:22.900 Oh, yeah.

00:12:23.340 She's trying for a very specific image.

00:12:25.340 And you know she has a very specific negative attitude that Doug has to deal with all the

00:12:29.980 time and just kind of give in to.

00:12:31.300 Very entitled.

00:12:32.300 Yeah.

00:12:32.840 All right.

00:12:33.160 Let's get to our next cringy thing.

00:12:35.320 This woman.

00:12:36.120 Let's just let it play.

00:12:36.900 My name in the Ojibwe language is or in English speaks with a clear and loud voice woman.

00:12:50.000 Oh, I'm a member of the White Earth Nation and my family is the Wolf Clan.

00:12:56.700 Oh, I bet.

00:12:57.780 You ready for a real name?

00:12:59.220 Mm-hmm.

00:12:59.680 Peggy Flanagan.

00:13:01.800 Just like some Irish Midwestern.

00:13:04.620 And that's actually Walt's lieutenant governor in Minnesota.

00:13:07.260 So she's on that land acknowledgement, dumb shit.

00:13:10.100 I'm part of these made up word tribes.

00:13:12.280 Peggy Flanagan.

00:13:13.300 Penny Flanagan speaks like clear woman, woman, clear speaks.

00:13:17.980 She should be making a casserole, not giving stupid speeches.

00:13:20.520 Yeah.

00:13:21.300 I saw this thing that said you died of cringe with the Oregon Trail.

00:13:25.340 Yeah.

00:13:25.620 Kind of applies to her.

00:13:26.880 Definitely.

00:13:27.740 AOC really tried to bring it as well.

00:13:30.440 Here's her doing her best.

00:13:31.960 And I, for one, am tired of hearing about how a two-bit union buster thinks of himself

00:13:39.820 as more of a patriot than the woman who fights every single day to lift working people out

00:13:47.960 from under the boots of greed, traveling on our way of life.

00:13:52.560 On our way of life.

00:13:54.520 Theater kid epidemic continues.

00:13:56.640 That's a voice she's never done before.

00:13:58.600 Yeah.

00:13:59.440 And, you know, you got to pull it out for the DNC, a two-bit union buster.

00:14:03.460 She was like watching an old 90s movie.

00:14:05.580 Yeah.

00:14:05.820 Our way of life.

00:14:07.660 Crazy.

00:14:08.220 She absolutely lost it there.

00:14:09.820 And then in the speech, she later goes on to talk about how they need change.

00:14:12.900 Like, it's all about change.

00:14:14.680 And it's like, you're in power now.

00:14:16.260 Democrats have owned the White House for all the last 20 years except for four with Trump,

00:14:21.460 right?

00:14:21.760 Exactly.

00:14:22.140 And that's what this next clip demonstrates as well.

00:14:24.780 In all these speeches, as good as they were, is that she's in the White House right now.

00:14:31.800 Democrats have controlled the White House for 12 of the last 16 years.

00:14:35.420 And for all of the talk about division and the problems in the country and people are hurting,

00:14:40.820 Democrats have mostly controlled this country.

00:14:44.280 Trump had it for four.

00:14:45.260 Or the Obamas and Biden had it for the rest of the time.

00:14:49.940 And somehow, it's still all Trump's fault.

00:14:52.600 And somehow, she hasn't been at the center of it.

00:14:55.680 So to me, that's still the glaring hole in this campaign that hasn't yet been solved at

00:15:00.560 the convention.

00:15:01.500 Hmm.

00:15:01.940 Cooked him.

00:15:02.580 Yeah.

00:15:03.060 You're not supposed to say that.

00:15:04.240 That guy won't be invited back next year.

00:15:06.200 Whatever it is.

00:15:07.180 Whatever the next event is.

00:15:08.380 They're like, all right, that's enough out of you, Mike.

00:15:10.160 Yeah.

00:15:10.500 That was like a suicide mission.

00:15:12.460 Yeah.

00:15:12.680 They'll get a shaved head black woman next time and nobody will push back.

00:15:17.280 Exactly.

00:15:17.320 And it'll be echoing the exact points.

00:15:18.880 But yeah.

00:15:19.200 And that's what we said, I think, last episode.

00:15:21.560 The DNC is the chance for the people in power to tell you what it would be like if they had power.

00:15:26.600 Yeah.

00:15:26.920 Yeah, exactly.

00:15:27.640 And no one even notices the irony because their audience is very brain dead, fake and

00:15:33.700 gay.

00:15:34.160 Yeah, pretty much.

00:15:35.140 And then here we have the brain dead and gay part of that.

00:15:38.080 So that guy was paid to be there and do that.

00:15:52.220 And imagine watching his content and going, hmm, Kamala.

00:15:56.200 Kind of like in Harris, this ticket.

00:15:59.640 That's so good.

00:16:00.700 Yeah.

00:16:00.880 So that guy is a TikTok guy that they paid.

00:16:03.600 He's an influencer.

00:16:04.680 And that's the kind of content he makes.

00:16:06.380 And then, like I said before, besides the gay and brain dead part, a lot of the DNC's

00:16:11.400 audience there is just fake.

00:16:13.460 Like we covered in the last episode, the paid actors, I replied to the casting call.

00:16:17.640 And then we also have this new story of people that were approached to join the DNC convention.

00:16:22.980 Yeah, this is a Reddit post, so I guess take it with a grain of salt.

00:16:26.020 It rings true to me.

00:16:26.940 It rings true to me, too.

00:16:27.980 My buddies and I were at the driving range today when two guys in suits and one woman

00:16:31.220 in a dress approached us and asked if we had plans tonight.

00:16:34.380 They offered us $150 each if we attended tonight's DNC.

00:16:38.800 We're not very political and could use the $150, so we agreed.

00:16:42.200 We thought they were kidding.

00:16:43.500 Sure enough, they gave us each a ticket.

00:16:44.880 We had to use that to get into the DNC in this side hallway.

00:16:48.620 And then we'd be paid in cash.

00:16:50.040 We thought it was a joke, but we wanted to put it to the test.

00:16:52.700 Sure enough, we did it and were indeed paid $150.

00:16:55.840 We took some free pizza and left.

00:16:57.600 We're voting for Trump.

00:16:59.020 It rings true to me.

00:17:00.120 Yeah, rings true.

00:17:01.180 And that's why everyone claps so hard when Hillary Clinton goes on the stage.

00:17:05.420 Doesn't that make more sense?

00:17:06.720 Like, oh, there's Hillary.

00:17:08.100 Why would everyone clap for her?

00:17:09.960 They're all being paid $150.

00:17:11.740 I would go crazy.

00:17:13.740 Yeah.

00:17:14.280 And then there was another Gen Z influencer there.

00:17:16.920 Here's what she said.

00:17:18.640 As the saying goes, if you're not at the table, you're on the menu.

00:17:23.520 So Gen Z, let's...

00:17:25.460 Wow.

00:17:26.480 You know, as the saying goes, where is the food table?

00:17:29.740 I'm assuming there's some sort of food, finger food area, or maybe a dessert tray.

00:17:35.000 Could someone please point me in the direction or at least provide the menu?

00:17:39.460 As the saying goes, where's the waiter?

00:17:41.960 Where is our waiter?

00:17:42.940 Double crunch chocolate chip cookie.

00:17:45.000 Yeah, where's the buffet?

00:17:47.680 Food now, feed now, me, please.

00:17:49.640 As the saying goes, need food now.

00:17:51.700 It had to be a food metaphor.

00:17:53.720 So tough, tough break there for that girl.

00:17:55.880 You got to be kind of aware, right?

00:17:58.120 That girl gets mocked online.

00:17:59.460 I know who she is.

00:18:00.560 She's friends with Harry Sisson.

00:18:02.540 And it's a tough life.

00:18:03.660 You got to be avoiding the pitfalls and not stepping in them, jumping, cannonballing in

00:18:07.960 them yourself, right?

00:18:08.840 Yeah.

00:18:09.120 You don't need to do any buffet references.

00:18:10.900 And then the DNC Black Caucus had a meeting that was pretty honest with what's going

00:18:16.580 on.

00:18:16.880 And they kind of accidentally said the quiet part out loud.

00:18:20.620 We got 70 days to act right, y'all.

00:18:22.880 That's right.

00:18:23.860 After seven days, we can go back to acting crazy.

00:18:26.760 Right?

00:18:27.680 So I got 70 days to act right.

00:18:29.300 And then after 70 days, we can go back to acting crazy.

00:18:31.820 Do whatever we want.

00:18:33.020 And then here was the attempt to act normal, I guess.

00:18:35.560 Here's some people, Women's Caucus, singing the national anthem.

00:18:38.260 This is, yeah, Randy Weingarten, who is the leader of the second largest public teachers

00:18:43.740 union in America.

00:18:44.940 So this is like an ad for homeschooling, another like, remember who's in charge of like the

00:18:50.460 curriculum and public schools and all that.

00:18:52.820 Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's

00:19:12.020 last gleaming?

00:19:15.000 These people love America.

00:19:16.500 Yeah.

00:19:17.080 That's very patriotic, brother.

00:19:18.540 Yeah, I know, brother.

00:19:19.340 Right on, brother.

00:19:20.720 And then the DNC, as you know, the Democrats, especially Kamala, they've been anti-police

00:19:26.700 in the past.

00:19:28.460 There's an end wokeness tweet that sums it up.

00:19:31.000 It says, Kamala Harris, it's outdated, wrong, and backwards to think more police creates

00:19:35.300 more safety.

00:19:36.640 Meanwhile, this is outside the DNC event.

00:19:40.500 There's a million cops everywhere.

00:19:42.040 Militant.

00:19:43.100 Militant cops.

00:19:44.320 Riot shields ready to be called up, you know, real blue shirts.

00:19:47.820 Completely locked down.

00:19:48.540 But hey, more police doesn't mean safety.

00:19:50.160 And it's actually kind of true in this case because a Texas delegate got robbed at gunpoint.

00:19:56.680 There's a New York Post headline.

00:19:59.060 Yeah.

00:19:59.360 Near the DNC.

00:20:00.480 So.

00:20:00.920 So it didn't fully work.

00:20:02.720 We also have Tim Waltz acting floppy again.

00:20:06.140 And we juxtaposed it with Richard Simmons.

00:20:09.520 There he goes.

00:20:16.920 I'm glad Richard Simmons isn't alive to see this.

00:20:19.580 Yeah.

00:20:19.840 He'd be disgusted.

00:20:20.720 Same with Chris Farley.

00:20:21.620 I've seen a lot of comparisons to Chris Farley as well.

00:20:23.600 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:20:24.380 Someone tweeted me saying Tim Waltz is a shitty version of Chris Farley.

00:20:28.420 Yeah.

00:20:28.540 Yeah.

00:20:28.980 And then Michelle Obama was there.

00:20:30.440 She grew out her goatee.

00:20:31.760 Yeah.

00:20:32.420 Crazy.

00:20:32.760 Whether you're Democrat, Republican, Independent, or none of the above, this is our time.

00:20:39.220 Good point, Michelle.

00:20:40.720 Yeah.

00:20:41.060 And then the Obamas, like, seemed to be, in their speeches, they were both, like, taking

00:20:45.200 the low road.

00:20:46.420 Yeah.

00:20:46.600 Seems like that.

00:20:47.280 When they go low, we go high.

00:20:49.080 Like, that's over.

00:20:50.260 I think Obama made, like, a Trump dick-sized comment or reference.

00:20:53.680 Personal attack time.

00:20:54.720 Yeah.

00:20:55.040 It's time for personal attacks.

00:20:56.600 And obviously, they can't lead with policy.

00:20:58.960 They've been in charge the whole time, right?

00:21:01.340 Exactly.

00:21:02.200 And that's the big problem.

00:21:03.680 Obviously, Kamala has limited policies that she's shown.

00:21:06.500 But the ones that she does show are very radical and, like, communist.

00:21:10.220 Yeah.

00:21:10.320 Can you read the Zero Hedge tweet?

00:21:12.340 Yeah.

00:21:12.560 Well, this is a compilation of Kamala's policies so far.

00:21:15.520 Price controls for grocery stores.

00:21:17.460 28% corporate tax.

00:21:19.360 44.6% capital gains tax.

00:21:22.600 25% tax on unrealized gains.

00:21:25.000 And that's just for people with over $100 million for now.

00:21:29.640 Yeah.

00:21:29.940 That's what they always say.

00:21:30.900 And, yeah, that's the same thing.

00:21:32.560 Income tax was only for the super wealthy for now.

00:21:35.680 Until they get in.

00:21:36.620 Until they get in.

00:21:37.440 And then they go, well, we'll expend that $500K.

00:21:39.760 You know?

00:21:40.280 Yeah.

00:21:40.720 Whatever.

00:21:41.540 And so, yeah.

00:21:43.140 All those corporate taxes.

00:21:45.960 That'll be sure to help inflation, I'm sure.

00:21:48.580 Yeah, exactly.

00:21:49.280 And that's the highest in history.

00:21:51.200 The 44.6% capital gains tax.

00:21:53.620 Yeah.

00:21:53.920 That's the highest in history.

00:21:55.360 Cernovich had a good tweet that kind of contextualizes the whole thing.

00:21:58.640 Well, yeah.

00:21:59.240 For capital gains, which is what we're saying, if you continue on this path, it won't just

00:22:03.660 be for the rich people.

00:22:04.580 It'll be for everyone eventually.

00:22:07.460 Cernovich said, if you own a house, subtract what you paid for it from the Zillow estimate.

00:22:11.660 Be prepared to pay 25% of that in a check to the IRS.

00:22:15.440 That's your unrealized capital gains tax owed under the Kamala Harris proposal.

00:22:20.380 Very interesting.

00:22:21.260 So, yeah.

00:22:21.680 It's a follow-up tweet with specifics.

00:22:23.820 Yeah.

00:22:23.980 If you paid $250K for a house, Zillow says it's worth $500K.

00:22:27.660 So, 25% of $250,000 is $62,500 owed to the IRS.

00:22:34.800 I mean, it's simple.

00:22:35.960 Unrealized capital gains is crazy.

00:22:38.120 It doesn't even make sense.

00:22:39.180 And it's just become a retarded idea to target someone who's valued at $10 billion on paper

00:22:47.900 because they created Facebook or something.

00:22:50.800 And then it's almost certainly going to trickle into other areas that aren't good.

00:22:56.340 And capital gains tax like that, yeah, I don't know.

00:23:01.540 If you want to encourage foreign investment or something, if you want people to shock the

00:23:06.640 market and get out before that, imagine if you see you're on the horizon, capital gains

00:23:13.860 tax, it's about to be 44% in three months.

00:23:16.460 You go, nuke it.

00:23:17.900 I'm up 200% over five years.

00:23:20.480 Nuke it.

00:23:21.160 The stock market would tank.

00:23:22.680 And then that's obviously everyone's 401ks, everyone's IRAs.

00:23:25.960 And this isn't even talking about inflation either, which is already on top of this.

00:23:30.020 And the inflation, oh, yeah, let's tax corporations more.

00:23:32.940 Those greedy corporations who raise prices on you for no reason at all.

00:23:36.640 Even though like their margins are like this, their Walmart's revenue goes up like this and

00:23:41.300 their margin is flat.

00:23:43.920 But hey, don't worry about it because Kamala brings joy.

00:23:49.220 So don't worry about the details and the decimation of the middle class.

00:23:52.920 The news is talking about how joyful the Kamala campaign is.

00:23:56.540 We're bringing back the joy.

00:23:59.000 She does it all with a sense of joy.

00:24:02.380 Compassionate, careful, joyous leader.

00:24:05.360 And yesterday, what you saw is joy.

00:24:07.800 And it was the power of joy.

00:24:09.760 You know what I love more than anything?

00:24:11.540 The joy.

00:24:12.660 You can't underestimate the power of joy in this campaign.

00:24:15.200 Don't underestimate the joy.

00:24:16.160 A lot of joy.

00:24:16.960 Talking points went out, guys.

00:24:18.780 Talking points went out.

00:24:20.580 Just say it's all joyful and nice.

00:24:22.560 They have the gay TikTok dancer and the fat lady.

00:24:24.900 And then no one look at the details or the policy plans.

00:24:28.420 Yeah.

00:24:28.580 The huge economic disruption that'll happen when we're on like kind of the shakiest economy

00:24:33.080 ever right now.

00:24:34.120 More normal people than ever are struggling.

00:24:35.800 Credit card debt, I think, is at like a recent high, you know, at least 20 years or so.

00:24:42.020 But so far, the most unanimous messaging we've seen from them are, J.D. Vance is weird and

00:24:46.420 we bring the joy.

00:24:48.120 So that's two.

00:24:49.180 Yep.

00:24:49.980 And then while this all happens, they continue to not prioritize American citizens that are

00:24:54.740 struggling, rightfully so.

00:24:57.000 And here's their new plan to give illegals no down payment opportunities to buy a house.

00:25:02.440 A taxpayer funded group is offering $30,000 to new home buyers.

00:25:07.440 Lauren, you cannot apply if you're an American citizen.

00:25:10.760 What's with that?

00:25:11.400 Why would an American citizen apply for a taxpayer funded program to get $30,000 for a new home?

00:25:17.640 I mean, it's wild.

00:25:20.140 The group is called Hacienda Community Development Corporation.

00:25:23.400 They offer payment assistance in Oregon to DACA recipients, asylees, green card holders,

00:25:29.700 basically any non-U.S. citizen.

00:25:33.320 This is state-sponsored discrimination, Stuart.

00:25:36.060 That's what it is.

00:25:37.000 I mean, it's crazy.

00:25:38.580 So if you're not a citizen, lucky you.

00:25:40.860 Par for the course, right?

00:25:41.920 Especially if you broke the rules to get in.

00:25:44.160 And then we talk about how, do you think 25 million bodies here in America, extra bodies

00:25:50.260 affects the housing market at all?

00:25:52.360 And it's like, not only does it rise the housing costs and like displace people or take away

00:25:58.300 some cheap options, but now they're actually subsidizing your competition to non-citizens.

00:26:04.640 So very disrespectful.

00:26:06.600 Very disrespectful.

00:26:07.600 Kamala did that.

00:26:08.500 Kamala did that.

00:26:09.280 Joe Byron.

00:26:09.920 Joe Byron did that.

00:26:10.780 We're now moving on to our last page of housekeeping.

00:26:13.780 Make sure you guys help us juice the post, tickle the algo, leave a like, leave a comment,

00:26:17.500 then comment again, then start yapping.

00:26:20.200 Notifications need to be on.

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00:26:24.220 So if you guys join Bonusland, make sure you send me a screenshot and I will follow you

00:26:27.540 back on the social media of your choice.

00:26:29.740 And now we're into the final page of housekeeping, which is my page where we cover what we want

00:26:34.340 and it's my birthday.

00:26:35.860 Oh.

00:26:36.660 So first things first, Muscle Pig.

00:26:39.420 Muscle Pig.

00:26:40.160 Let's see him.

00:26:41.740 He's shredded.

00:26:42.860 There he is.

00:26:43.900 There he is.

00:26:45.080 He's a muscle boy.

00:26:46.620 He's Muscle Pig.

00:26:47.780 Look at that thing.

00:26:49.140 Look at his nuts.

00:26:49.920 Oh my gosh.

00:26:51.160 Disgusting.

00:26:52.140 I didn't even see that part.

00:26:54.100 Yeah.

00:26:54.800 I don't know if we should even show that.

00:26:56.680 So that's Muscle Pig.

00:26:58.160 And I'm assuming they gave him coconut oil.

00:27:00.480 There's like an old story with the pigs that they were trying to find a calorie dense filler

00:27:05.480 to add to their feed.

00:27:07.060 And they fed him at one point coconut oil and then it made them all jacked.

00:27:11.200 Oh.

00:27:11.620 So they had to stop doing it.

00:27:13.380 And that actually would work for humans as well.

00:27:16.540 Because as we know, pigs are early iterations of the human hybrid.

00:27:20.200 Yeah.

00:27:20.640 Chimeras, right?

00:27:21.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:22.060 So it would work for us.

00:27:23.400 If you eat a lot of coconut oil, it will make you more jacked as long as you're eating less

00:27:26.900 than 50 carbs a day.

00:27:28.060 It's basically a keto thing.

00:27:29.240 Okay.

00:27:29.720 Pretty interesting.

00:27:30.640 All right.

00:27:30.840 All right.

00:27:31.100 Next, the dog who turns into a human, the shapeshifter.

00:27:34.420 Security camera captures dog transforming into a human.

00:27:37.900 There he is.

00:27:38.620 We zoomed in on it a little bit.

00:27:41.480 I can't really see.

00:27:42.620 And then he starts to shapeshift.

00:27:44.740 There's the half and half.

00:27:48.800 Wow.

00:27:50.560 Okay.

00:27:50.960 And now he's a person.

00:27:52.260 All right.

00:27:53.100 Wow.

00:27:53.440 That's very compelling stuff.

00:27:54.440 It's my birthday.

00:27:55.180 So this is real.

00:27:56.420 Very compelling.

00:27:57.240 Yeah.

00:27:57.380 Very compelling stuff.

00:27:58.280 Real.

00:27:58.760 Admit it.

00:27:59.420 He has to admit it since my birthday.

00:28:01.360 All right.

00:28:01.660 Next, Osama bin Laden liked Joe Biden because of how incompetent he was.

00:28:06.060 Yeah.

00:28:06.440 Osama bin Laden banned Al-Qaeda from trying to assassinate Joe Biden because he believed he

00:28:11.120 would be an incompetent president and lead the U.S. into a crisis.

00:28:14.980 Okay, Osama.

00:28:16.000 Not all bad.

00:28:17.060 Osama was evil, but I don't think anybody said he was dumb.

00:28:20.120 You know?

00:28:20.720 He survived a long time, too, on the run.

00:28:24.100 Remember that?

00:28:24.760 Yeah.

00:28:25.240 I do remember.

00:28:26.040 Very evil, but kind of had his finger on the pulse a little bit.

00:28:29.800 That's a good point.

00:28:30.520 Speaking of humanizing a villain, we have this funny point that Mimetic Sisyphus made because

00:28:36.640 Disney's doing these new movies that are remakes of like old movies where they give the backstory

00:28:41.540 of the villain and then they make them appear in like a good way.

00:28:45.580 Can you read the tweet and then Mimetic Sisyphus's reply?

00:28:48.340 Yeah.

00:28:48.560 Somebody said, Cruella de Vil's original motivation was to bludgeon puppies to make a fur coat.

00:28:53.240 So years later, young Cruella was written as something akin to a sympathetic girl boss

00:28:57.800 with the apparent expectation that you'd let that slide.

00:29:01.200 Female villains have to be misunderstood heroes now.

00:29:04.040 And Mimetic Sisyphus said, humanizing villains is a big trend for millennial entertainment.

00:29:09.200 Wicked, the new Lion King they're releasing, Cruella, Maleficent.

00:29:13.180 It's a cultural trend that shapes how lefties see the world.

00:29:15.980 Bad people aren't bad.

00:29:17.200 They're rational and victims of circumstance.

00:29:19.120 It means evil can simply be fixed by the right policies.

00:29:22.760 Every criminal is Aladdin.

00:29:24.440 That's a good point.

00:29:25.500 Yeah.

00:29:26.020 Yeah.

00:29:26.480 Girl bosses specifically.

00:29:27.780 The women, they're trying to make that right.

00:29:30.080 And then also it's a combination of Disney just trying to squeeze the juice out of every

00:29:33.780 piece of intellectual property they fucking have.

00:29:36.400 So it's kind of like two events in a confluence reading to some terrible content.

00:29:42.400 Exactly.

00:29:43.020 All right.

00:29:43.340 Next is the AI thumbnail someone made for us.

00:29:46.040 Yeah.

00:29:46.320 What is this?

00:29:46.840 The Miss Frizzle's abortion bus?

00:29:48.580 Abortion bus.

00:29:49.360 That's the last thumbnail.

00:29:50.340 And it got turned into a magic school bus.

00:29:52.920 Yeah.

00:29:53.100 You look like an abomination here.

00:29:54.760 I know.

00:29:55.460 Nope.

00:29:55.660 That's why I don't do that.

00:29:56.940 All right.

00:29:57.780 And then our last piece of housekeeping, someone tweeted, hear me out, a white swan event.

00:30:03.820 Not a black swan.

00:30:05.140 Because the black swan event was going to be them killing Trump.

00:30:07.720 So they already tried.

00:30:08.880 That was the black swan event that everyone's been talking about.

00:30:11.680 It was that.

00:30:13.100 Now the options are open for a white swan event.

00:30:17.720 Something good to happen.

00:30:18.520 Okay.

00:30:19.140 I'm with it.

00:30:19.640 That's positive, right?

00:30:20.340 I'm hoping for it.

00:30:21.660 Yeah.

00:30:21.940 But, you know, hey, I'm not really ready for it.

00:30:25.340 I'm pretty sure they're going to, they have a couple more black swan events.

00:30:28.100 It's like, for every five black swans, you get one white swan.

00:30:31.660 That's a good point.

00:30:32.500 All right.

00:30:32.800 That is the end of housekeeping.

00:30:34.100 We are moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:30:37.060 Cringe of the Week.

00:30:39.540 All right.

00:30:39.840 Our first story in Cringe of the Week is the new King of England show on Amazon.

00:30:44.780 Yeah.

00:30:45.180 My Lady Jane is the show.

00:30:47.140 And here he is.

00:30:48.280 He's like young, too.

00:30:50.400 They couldn't even get an old one.

00:30:51.860 Gay, black, and disabled.

00:30:53.100 Yeah.

00:30:53.380 That's the big three for, you know, the oppressed community.

00:30:57.540 And I don't know.

00:30:58.760 What do you have to say about this?

00:30:59.900 Did we cover this already briefly when it first came out?

00:31:02.160 I don't remember.

00:31:02.640 I think there were some promotional materials we covered, but we wanted to circle back.

00:31:05.760 And just to follow up, too, the show has already been canceled after season one.

00:31:09.940 One season.

00:31:10.680 And then they go, oh, man, what was it?

00:31:12.760 And they're in a meeting, and they're like, eh, the writers just didn't jive with the director's

00:31:16.960 vision.

00:31:17.440 And it's like, you made the King of England gay, black, and disabled.

00:31:20.440 Yeah.

00:31:20.920 I feel like there's a huge lack of adult in the room.

00:31:24.680 Yeah.

00:31:25.180 Like, hey, don't do that.

00:31:27.040 That's totally disqualifying and will turn people off before they even give it a chance,

00:31:31.960 right?

00:31:32.320 Exactly.

00:31:32.760 And so TV shows, remember, it used to be like, okay, we need a this guy, and we need

00:31:39.220 a character that women can relate to.

00:31:41.140 Like old sitcoms.

00:31:42.700 They'd add somebody, like, early in.

00:31:45.820 You'd see a character in the pilot, and then they wouldn't be there on episode three.

00:31:49.380 People just didn't like him.

00:31:50.700 They're testing with audiences and all that.

00:31:53.720 And they used to be reactive.

00:31:55.480 And now it just seems like they're shoehorning as much trash in as they can.

00:32:00.160 And then the goal is to see if you'll put up with it.

00:32:03.400 Yeah.

00:32:04.120 Exactly.

00:32:04.780 The goal is social engineering more than it is making a good show.

00:32:08.380 Making someone happy and watching it.

00:32:10.020 And then when it fails, instead of saying, what did we do wrong?

00:32:12.460 They're going to say, hmm, maybe we needed a trans person in the writing room.

00:32:16.360 Yeah.

00:32:16.680 And Amazon was all those movies that you were complaining about last week with all the

00:32:20.680 old ladies in it.

00:32:22.080 So they're on an L streak, I think.

00:32:24.760 And Amazon has a bad person running their studio.

00:32:27.260 They're in on it.

00:32:28.260 And then it's just another, also, in my opinion, it's just another way to rewrite history at

00:32:32.540 a time where no one reads books, knows anything about what happened over the last 2,000 years,

00:32:38.120 doesn't read any documents.

00:32:39.640 You kind of just watch the show and go, oh, Black King of England from like 1,000 years ago.

00:32:44.040 Yeah.

00:32:44.260 Oh, everyone must have been all racially mixed up like it is now.

00:32:47.740 It's probably similar.

00:32:49.500 Some dumb guy goes, oh, no, I'm pretty sure they found his bones.

00:32:52.440 Like, yeah, he existed.

00:32:53.920 Exactly.

00:32:54.420 So we have a bit, we have like a meme or two.

00:32:57.780 Here's Donald Trump presented by Netflix, Black Woman.

00:33:01.100 There she is.

00:33:01.800 And then someone did an AI, because AI also is not racially accurate when it comes to

00:33:07.620 historical stuff.

00:33:08.540 Certain AI.

00:33:09.620 Grok.

00:33:10.020 The Twitter AI is the only one that seems to let you create offensive shit and good

00:33:14.260 realistic stuff.

00:33:15.900 Like they, somebody said, make George Washington.

00:33:17.560 And they made basically George Washington.

00:33:19.660 So someone in the less base AI program said, British King eating watermelon.

00:33:25.140 And there they are.

00:33:26.520 Yep.

00:33:27.020 We was King.

00:33:27.960 The AI made a racist because they were woke.

00:33:31.620 So it's kind of a backwards racism thing there.

00:33:34.300 Yeah.

00:33:34.700 We was Kings.

00:33:35.640 Yeah.

00:33:35.900 And that's an interesting thing.

00:33:37.180 And we talked about this the other day, how we was Kings is something a lot of black

00:33:40.960 people say.

00:33:41.620 And it's become a meme.

00:33:42.600 Like we were Kings in Africa.

00:33:44.500 We was Albert Einstein.

00:33:45.900 Yeah.

00:33:46.220 They invented everything.

00:33:47.700 And there's kind of a thing there where, yeah, one of you was.

00:33:53.160 Every culture, every civilization ever had like a King or a leader or something.

00:33:57.740 Yeah.

00:33:57.980 It wasn't fucking all of you.

00:33:59.380 You didn't invent Kings.

00:34:00.960 Yeah.

00:34:01.560 So you had a King.

00:34:03.020 I don't get one of you was, I don't get the point either.

00:34:05.220 Like, yeah, we, uh, we were Kings and it's like some medieval peasant who doesn't own

00:34:09.440 any land, have no title saying that.

00:34:11.260 Like I was a King.

00:34:12.320 It's like, what?

00:34:13.320 Yes.

00:34:13.840 One of you was, I don't get it.

00:34:15.560 Exactly.

00:34:15.980 And they were probably more brutal than the European Kings were cannibalism, a little cannibalism,

00:34:21.140 something killing each other for nothing.

00:34:23.340 Um, all right, let's get to our next story.

00:34:25.380 The chat GPT students.

00:34:27.460 We've covered this here and there, but we have a new clip where someone's taking a test or doing

00:34:32.220 an accounting exam, I believe.

00:34:34.080 And they're just fully AI-ing the whole thing.

00:34:36.600 Yeah.

00:34:36.720 This is a college class for a med student first.

00:34:42.220 He's ripping a Zen.

00:34:43.200 Throwing a Zen in.

00:34:46.600 Going to answer AI.

00:34:48.100 And I think this is an advertisement for answer AI.

00:34:52.160 So.

00:34:54.000 There you go.

00:34:54.600 You got a perfect score, buddy.

00:34:55.800 Yeah.

00:34:56.020 And this is similar to, um, what we've said about the gay guys in our world, like our

00:35:00.900 Chad straight guys, because of all the poisons and toxic stuff in our environment are now just

00:35:06.520 normal guys.

00:35:07.280 And then our normal guys are gay guys.

00:35:09.620 And then our gay guys are trans.

00:35:11.280 Everybody moved down a rung on the ladder.

00:35:13.240 Exactly.

00:35:13.660 Everyone got knocked over a peg.

00:35:15.140 It's the same with the students.

00:35:16.240 The smart kids don't fully learn and are now just normal students.

00:35:19.560 Our normal students are now the dumb kids.

00:35:21.880 And then our dumb kids can't even read or do math.

00:35:24.700 Functionally retarded.

00:35:25.740 Yeah.

00:35:26.320 Um, so everybody got moved down a rung too.

00:35:28.680 And then I described it.

00:35:29.960 Let's, let's, let's watch this Deloitte interview for first before we do that.

00:35:33.740 Very good.

00:35:34.140 Let's kick it off here.

00:35:34.980 So question one, right out of the gate here.

00:35:36.920 Uh, talk to me a little bit about some common audit risks that you've had to face and how

00:35:42.480 you mitigated them.

00:35:44.340 Sure.

00:35:44.900 That's a very good question.

00:35:46.240 So in terms of common audits and risks and mitigations, um, uh, one common audit risk

00:35:52.560 I've encountered is a fraud risk, right?

00:35:54.560 Especially in the revenue recognition.

00:35:55.880 To mitigate this, I focus on detailed transaction testing and revenue cutoff procedures to ensure

00:36:01.120 that everything alive.

00:36:01.880 So he's got the full interview with Deloitte.

00:36:03.920 Yeah.

00:36:04.280 AI'd up.

00:36:05.120 Yeah.

00:36:05.340 So he's using AI.

00:36:06.560 And so everybody moved down a rung.

00:36:08.940 The, the dumb kids are dumber than ever.

00:36:11.360 Um, but the new age of like smart people are kind of like using tools to get them through

00:36:17.480 college interviews, whatever.

00:36:19.200 And they've kind of become just a pass through knowledge.

00:36:22.440 Like, Oh, this knowledge, I know how to get it.

00:36:24.560 It'll pass through my brain for one second.

00:36:26.440 I'll survive that moment, not retain any of the knowledge, but I'll have gotten the answer.

00:36:32.020 Right.

00:36:32.400 Exactly.

00:36:32.880 So, um, we're kind of worried.

00:36:35.140 We're worried on the future with AI.

00:36:37.820 We already have DEI doctors.

00:36:39.880 Now, what if your Asian doctor was an AI guy?

00:36:42.660 That's a good point.

00:36:43.580 Exactly.

00:36:44.040 We already have unqualified people with DEI and now our qualified people are doing this.

00:36:49.380 Yeah.

00:36:49.520 What if my Asian doctor, Dr. Chang, who I'm so happy to see, what if he's just been using

00:36:54.200 AI and what if he goes back and, and searches chat GPT after he takes my temperature and taps

00:36:59.500 my knee and all this stuff that he has to do.

00:37:01.360 We got to make sure that our doctors are Asian with strict parents.

00:37:05.740 Yeah.

00:37:06.180 Strict parents is the key, I guess.

00:37:07.980 We have to start checking their pedigrees and stuff.

00:37:10.640 That's a good point.

00:37:11.280 And then there's like actually a giveaway for people using AI because AI tends to use repeating

00:37:16.000 words or certain words more often.

00:37:17.940 Yeah.

00:37:18.160 Um, we have a graph here.

00:37:19.980 Can you read the tweet and then the graph?

00:37:21.780 Yeah.

00:37:21.980 And this is for medical students, uh, specifically our medical studies being written with chat GPT.

00:37:27.880 Well, we all know chat GPT overuses the word delve.

00:37:32.180 It's just a word that chat GPT loves like, oh, let's delve into it.

00:37:35.920 Uh, like I'm about to cover this topic.

00:37:37.820 Let's delve in, uh, look below it.

00:37:40.780 How often the word delve is used in papers on PubMed 2023 was the first full year of chat GPT.

00:37:46.480 And it's an absolute straight line up.

00:37:49.440 That's a shit coin graph.

00:37:50.720 Yeah.

00:37:51.440 So they are using AI to write medical studies and they don't really retain the knowledge.

00:37:57.040 It just passes through their brain briefly and long enough to get a paper published on PubMed.

00:38:01.620 And it's looking ugly out there.

00:38:04.440 It looks like everyone's using AI.

00:38:06.620 Everyone's shifting one unit over and, uh, nobody's smart.

00:38:10.380 So if you have an old school doctor who's kind of seen it all, you've really got to tell him not to retire.

00:38:15.300 Yeah.

00:38:15.940 And make sure his next generation is not using AI because as we all know, if the power goes out, no one's going to know how to do anything.

00:38:24.820 Yeah.

00:38:25.380 That's kind of what happens.

00:38:27.380 Um, all right.

00:38:28.060 Our next page of cringe, um, car salesmen.

00:38:31.320 We have a bunch of car salesmen types that are putting unqualified people behind the wheel.

00:38:36.260 This isn't your typical cringe.

00:38:37.720 We're going to learn some lessons here and then reevaluate the state of buying a car in America and what's going on and what competing motivations there are and who's kind of running this show.

00:38:47.140 Now you need to update your mental models from the old fat guy with the plaid coat, Danny DeVito and Matilda used car salesmen.

00:38:54.940 It's a different level of sleazy.

00:38:56.940 Now they're not trying to pass off shitty cars to you anymore, although they could be still, but they're trying to financially fucking scalp you.

00:39:05.600 Right?

00:39:06.080 So here's this one guy who inspired this section.

00:39:09.500 What's going on, folks?

00:39:10.260 It's your boy, Steve.

00:39:10.740 I got me rolling.

00:39:11.700 Today, I got my man, D here, approved on this 2017 Nissan Altima.

00:39:17.580 First time buyer, only $500 down.

00:39:19.800 D, how was your experience here today, my man?

00:39:21.620 It was good, man.

00:39:22.580 My boy took care of me, man.

00:39:24.220 Yes, sir.

00:39:24.900 Low down payment.

00:39:26.220 Easy process.

00:39:27.500 I'll come holler.

00:39:28.620 Man, my boy went all over the city.

00:39:29.980 Nobody else can make it happen.

00:39:31.460 What do I do, man?

00:39:32.720 Take care of business.

00:39:33.580 Yes, sir.

00:39:34.220 Take care of business.

00:39:35.000 So first time buyer, 2017 Nissan Altima, not an expensive car, $500 down, right?

00:39:42.800 And he got them approved, meaning they tricked the financing company into doing it.

00:39:47.780 And the way he describes it is all you need to do is bring an ID and a piece of mail with

00:39:51.980 your name on it.

00:39:52.940 Yeah.

00:39:53.140 So that's one of the key things is notice he doesn't say we sold a car today or he bought

00:39:58.660 the car or anything like that.

00:40:00.760 It's we got him approved.

00:40:02.640 We got him on the hook for a car.

00:40:04.200 Yeah.

00:40:04.440 And God knows what the APR or the monthly payment is or how long it's going to take until

00:40:08.820 the repo man comes and gets it.

00:40:10.720 But this is what car salesmen are doing.

00:40:12.660 Good time to be bullish on repo businesses.

00:40:14.860 Yeah.

00:40:15.460 I think it's time to invest in a tow truck, boys.

00:40:18.100 And then this next one is another example.

00:40:20.040 Listen to his monthly payment for how long.

00:40:22.380 Guys, it's Destin to Drive.

00:40:24.040 I have Mr. James approved for just $500 down, $1,000 a month for 84 months.

00:40:29.800 Book an appointment and I get you driving off today.

00:40:31.660 $1,000 a month for 84 months, $84,000.

00:40:38.440 And that's a slightly nicer car, but it's got to be used, right?

00:40:41.360 It's a used car.

00:40:42.120 They're at a Nissan dealership and that's a Lincoln.

00:40:44.040 And I looked up that car, full price, fully loaded 2025.

00:40:49.440 And I think it's $70,000 to $75,000.

00:40:52.200 That one's used and the used versions are like $30,000 to $40,000.

00:40:56.460 And definitely older.

00:40:57.640 Yeah.

00:40:57.920 $30,000 to $40,000 is what I would say.

00:41:00.020 And that guy's paying double basically.

00:41:02.240 Yeah.

00:41:02.560 And so, and also I forgot to mention the first guy was, I went to his Instagram page.

00:41:06.960 He's like, oh, I'm a two-time felon and I made it now selling cars.

00:41:10.940 So they're still felons.

00:41:13.120 Car salesmen can still be felons.

00:41:14.980 It's all about just getting you in a car and driving away and getting you approved.

00:41:20.620 And I want people in the audience to understand like when a car,

00:41:25.740 when a used car salesman or a car salesman in general comes in and sits you down

00:41:29.640 and they want to talk to you about like what kind of payment you can afford.

00:41:33.580 It's like, don't worry about that.

00:41:35.120 Tell me the price of the car and then we'll get to the financing at the end.

00:41:38.420 Right.

00:41:39.240 And then I'll figure.

00:41:40.220 Yeah.

00:41:40.580 They do it backwards first.

00:41:41.920 Exactly.

00:41:42.320 They go, okay.

00:41:42.860 So all your payment has to be is under 600 and then they'll cook the books to whatever

00:41:47.360 shitty financial situation can happen to get you on the hook basically.

00:41:52.780 Yeah.

00:41:53.020 And then a lot of the reasons people are forcing people into cars and making sales no matter

00:41:57.760 what is because there's like that online trend of car salesman sells like the conferences.

00:42:04.460 Yeah.

00:42:04.740 Andy Elliott is kind of the tip of the spear on this.

00:42:07.700 So let's play a clip from him just to refresh your guys' memory.

00:42:10.580 We've actually done them on cringe before when they said, I only need like to spend an hour

00:42:14.880 with my kids every day.

00:42:16.160 His wife said, my kids only need 15 minutes of my time and I interact with them and I'm

00:42:20.460 not on my phone and that's enough.

00:42:22.520 David, what if someone kidnapped your son, David, and they told him they were going to

00:42:26.860 kill him unless you sold 40 cars a month?

00:42:29.980 How many would you sell?

00:42:32.960 Yeah.

00:42:34.280 Why somebody got to kidnap your kid to sell 40?

00:42:36.200 Why do things have to get bad?

00:42:38.760 And that's like the mic drop moment.

00:42:40.500 Like why does someone have to kidnap your kid for you to double your output, right?

00:42:43.700 You need to put people in cars no matter what.

00:42:45.620 And this kind of reminds me, remember we covered the lawyers who get criminals out of jail on

00:42:51.440 like technicalities and they're usually guilty and then they get them off even though they're

00:42:56.260 criminals that should go to jail.

00:42:57.740 We have an example of one of those to refresh your memory.

00:43:00.160 Good morning, everybody.

00:43:01.060 JG here from the Harris County Criminal Courthouse.

00:43:03.400 Just wanted to make a quick video and congratulate my client, Christopher, on the dismissal of

00:43:10.180 his felony case.

00:43:11.800 A little Freudian slip there.

00:43:13.700 Congratulate my crime, I mean client.

00:43:16.020 Yeah.

00:43:16.540 And then sometimes it doesn't work.

00:43:18.300 Some people really, I guess, are truly underqualified or maybe there's some honest dealers out there.

00:43:23.520 This guy didn't qualify for a car loan and he smashed the place up.

00:43:27.680 Customer broke windows and vandalized the store as they were approved for a car loan.

00:43:39.220 Smashed up the place because you couldn't get into that 2014 Nissan Altima.

00:43:43.340 Yeah.

00:43:44.100 And kind of to wrap this segment up, getting a new car is a privilege, not a right.

00:43:50.880 And when you treat it like it's a right, the standards fall to the wayside and you end up

00:43:55.000 with like a bubble or a crash, you know?

00:43:57.260 Yeah.

00:43:57.560 This is what happens when my parents went to college like years ago.

00:44:01.640 Half the kids in the class didn't go to college.

00:44:04.080 Yeah.

00:44:04.220 And that was fine.

00:44:04.980 Like not everyone needs to go to college.

00:44:06.580 But now it's treated like everyone has to go to college and then the quality of the

00:44:11.320 degrees mean way less and everyone's in debt and kind of fucked.

00:44:15.660 Yeah.

00:44:15.940 So it's like a, there's like a change in, um, when it comes to the entire environment,

00:44:20.480 there's a change in perspective where it's like, oh, you need to go to college.

00:44:23.600 Everyone goes to college.

00:44:24.560 Then what does that do to college?

00:44:25.800 It makes it way less valuable.

00:44:26.980 Everyone needs to get a car.

00:44:27.960 What's that going to do to everybody?

00:44:28.900 Put them in debt and getting them into predatory loans.

00:44:31.680 Yeah.

00:44:32.060 I really respect someone who drives a reliable kind of piece of junk car.

00:44:36.580 You know, as long as they're financially healthy and like putting away money that would

00:44:40.360 otherwise go to a car payment, it's like, use it to get ahead, right?

00:44:44.660 Get on some predatory shit.

00:44:46.440 Uh, if you, if you're need to put $500 down and that's the max you can do, you don't need

00:44:51.800 a car right now.

00:44:52.620 You have to wait and get 5,000 or get something more.

00:44:55.980 Buy a car in cash if you're buying that low end.

00:44:59.080 Um, and then I guess the Andy Elliott thing, they kidnapped the guy's kids.

00:45:03.740 Uh, so he has to sell 40 cars.

00:45:05.400 So that explains the $500 down.

00:45:07.700 I got him approved, right?

00:45:08.980 Yeah.

00:45:09.260 I got you approved, man.

00:45:10.460 I'm really happy for you.

00:45:11.400 And a couple more sales.

00:45:12.600 I'll get my kids back.

00:45:13.460 It's like, just sign here.

00:45:14.240 Just sign here.

00:45:15.180 It's like, don't read it.

00:45:16.740 It's taken.

00:45:17.160 It's like, all right, I'm at 38.

00:45:18.680 You sick son of a bitch.

00:45:20.120 Where's Trevor?

00:45:21.040 Yeah.

00:45:21.280 Come on in.

00:45:21.760 We'll get you.

00:45:23.240 He's all sweaty in a suit.

00:45:24.720 That's so good.

00:45:25.720 Um, but yeah, so guys, a lot of shadiness in the car sales business.

00:45:29.840 Um, do your research.

00:45:32.360 I don't know.

00:45:32.960 I want it to become a lesson for people.

00:45:34.480 Like this is obviously a meme.

00:45:35.860 The funny part is like some of this stuff could be faked or social media wise, right?

00:45:40.600 Like a little embellished, like, oh, we got him in for nothing.

00:45:43.460 And then they posted on social media to get some other 80 IQ sucker in the door.

00:45:49.600 Good point.

00:45:50.160 Where they actually scalp you for so much.

00:45:52.600 Um, and they don't make that much money off the cars.

00:45:56.080 They make money off the financing of it, um, at a lot of these dealerships.

00:46:00.280 So, you know, keep it 100 and do your research and don't be in a rush and be willing to walk

00:46:06.860 away.

00:46:07.200 Otherwise you'll get smoked.

00:46:08.520 Some of these people are dumb.

00:46:09.740 They're just like, wait, the, the, the mental math in their head.

00:46:13.360 It is the extent of, okay, it's $400 a month after I pay 500 now.

00:46:18.220 And that's it.

00:46:19.120 They don't think about how they're paying twice the retail value of the car over time.

00:46:23.160 They don't think about, uh, insurance costs or anything like that.

00:46:27.220 So they get dropped off at the dealership at an, with an Uber and knowing they're going

00:46:31.960 home and they have $700 in their pocket.

00:46:34.000 Yeah.

00:46:34.280 And they're like, I'm getting a car today.

00:46:36.080 Yeah.

00:46:36.300 And they, they can smell that.

00:46:37.520 All right.

00:46:38.060 Our last story from cringe, uh, Josh Sider, former bachelor contestant.

00:46:43.360 Faked his own death.

00:46:44.380 We've covered him on the show several times.

00:46:45.940 Faked his own death.

00:46:46.600 Very unique person.

00:46:47.860 Now he's trans.

00:46:49.240 And we've thought that maybe he's doing this as a bit.

00:46:52.120 He has a new clip out on his, that he posted to his story that probably pretty much confirms

00:46:57.040 it's a bit, but we need to kind of cover.

00:46:59.060 Hey everyone.

00:47:01.220 I'm outside the DNC showing my support to Palestinians.

00:47:06.140 Um, I know if I was in their country, they would accept me with open arms.

00:47:10.320 So I just want to do the same here.

00:47:12.640 So.

00:47:13.880 Yeah.

00:47:14.620 So it was a bit.

00:47:15.960 Kind of.

00:47:16.820 I don't know.

00:47:17.880 Maybe he's like a pro Israel guy or something.

00:47:20.120 And he's still a Democrat.

00:47:21.260 The line about Palestinians.

00:47:22.780 He knows they would accept him.

00:47:24.940 That seems like he's finally mask off.

00:47:27.580 It's a bit, but he's also got acrylic nails on.

00:47:30.980 That's like a hundred bucks at the salon.

00:47:33.580 And he has them on all the time.

00:47:34.860 And he does videos every day in a dress with glam makeup on.

00:47:38.880 So if he's doing a bit, it's a bit, but he has all the makeup and it's a bit, but he

00:47:43.780 has a closet full of women's dresses that he's constantly changing out of that fit him.

00:47:47.840 And he goes out in public every day doing the bit.

00:47:50.740 So it's a bit, ha ha.

00:47:52.640 So my theory is that he's actually trans.

00:47:55.440 Okay.

00:47:56.460 And then he's more pro Israel, anti Palestine, because they are anti LGBT over there.

00:48:03.300 Okay.

00:48:03.740 So he's trying to show the Democrats, which he's a part of.

00:48:07.860 He said he's an old school Democrat.

00:48:09.880 I think he's trying to show them, hey guys, siding with Palestine is not the right move

00:48:13.580 here.

00:48:14.520 What would happen to me if I went there?

00:48:16.440 I think he's doing a bit to the Democrats, but he is a Democrat and he's still really

00:48:21.480 trans.

00:48:22.200 Okay.

00:48:22.920 You're losing me.

00:48:24.040 I think there's just a broad scale of mental illness and he's somewhere on it.

00:48:28.320 Yeah.

00:48:28.560 He's on it.

00:48:29.320 That's all we know.

00:48:30.360 I agree.

00:48:30.900 And then we do have a new theory as to what makes people gay.

00:48:34.180 And this is right up my alley and what I believe.

00:48:37.420 Yeah.

00:48:37.720 Can you give it a read?

00:48:38.400 It's a little long, but you don't have to read probably the last paragraph.

00:48:40.500 Uh, it's a 4chan post and it says, let's take a look at my hypothesis for homosexuality.

00:48:46.960 Right off the bat, there is no genetic incentive for homosexuality.

00:48:50.240 It breeds itself right out of existence.

00:48:52.640 Psychology tries to find ways to defend it as some sort of social mechanism, but this again

00:48:57.020 runs into the brick wall of going extinct almost instantly on evolutionary timescales.

00:49:01.560 I do think, however, there is another explanation for homosexuality.

00:49:05.460 Parasites.

00:49:06.320 Yes, parasites.

00:49:07.140 Take, for example, Toxoplasma gandhi.

00:49:10.260 When it infects rodents, it alters their behavior to make them more likely to be eaten by cats,

00:49:15.140 where Toxoplasma gandhi can then reproduce.

00:49:18.800 Homosexuals have an astoundingly high rate of infection by parasites, according to the

00:49:23.080 National Institute of Health.

00:49:24.780 70% of all homosexual men are infected with intestinal parasites, as opposed to only 10%

00:49:30.840 of straight men.

00:49:32.120 And he gives a source.

00:49:32.900 This astoundingly high rate of infection by parasites might then explain why homosexuals

00:49:38.340 have such an increased urge to fornicate.

00:49:41.320 These intestinal parasites always need new hosts.

00:49:44.260 Without a viable vector of transmission, the parasite dies.

00:49:47.460 The incredibly high rate of parasitic infection amongst the homosexual population explains why

00:49:51.960 they are so sexually degenerate.

00:49:52.900 Their behavior is being altered in much the same way as the rat's behavior is altered by

00:49:59.980 Toxoplasma gandhi in order to allow the parasite to survive.

00:50:05.060 And this would also explain why the media is freaking out about ivermectin.

00:50:09.660 Ivermectin is potentially the most effective parasite-removing drug available.

00:50:13.720 An anecdotal case in my family gives me strong suspicion that ivermectin might actually be a

00:50:18.200 cure for homosexuality.

00:50:19.460 My cousin was a homosexual until he was prescribed ivermectin for COVID.

00:50:24.480 After taking it, he filled a toilet bowl with intestinal worms.

00:50:28.900 Shortly thereafter, he lost all attraction to men and found women sexually attractive.

00:50:32.660 He was repulsed by his previous nature.

00:50:35.800 I think we cracked it.

00:50:37.680 I think it rings a little true.

00:50:39.100 Yeah.

00:50:39.360 I'd like to do more A-B testing and this guy's anecdotal evidence with his cousin.

00:50:43.500 We need to match this in a lab.

00:50:45.160 We need to get to the bottom of this.

00:50:46.440 Yeah.

00:50:47.080 And then a lot of times with parasites, it makes people crave sugar and bad foods because

00:50:52.580 that's what they feed off of.

00:50:53.880 So it kind of has the ability to take over your brain and behavior.

00:50:57.260 For sure.

00:50:57.780 And that makes a lot, a lot of sense to me.

00:51:00.080 And that's why everyone's scared of ivermectin.

00:51:01.940 So if you have any gay people in your life, slide them some ivermectin and see what happens.

00:51:06.080 All right.

00:51:06.700 Fair.

00:51:07.220 All right.

00:51:07.860 We're moving on.

00:51:08.920 Don't get too down or too depressed.

00:51:10.080 It's going to get a little worse.

00:51:11.000 We're getting into urban decay.

00:51:12.400 First things first in urban, we have our cops ignoring crimes in broad daylight section.

00:51:17.720 Here's the first one.

00:51:18.740 Minneapolis for the first one.

00:51:25.800 Like, what the fuck are you here for?

00:51:29.280 Y'all don't do shit.

00:51:30.640 So they drifted, hanging out of the car right in front of the cop.

00:51:34.300 Cop doesn't even do anything.

00:51:35.600 Yeah.

00:51:36.360 And this is a frustrated citizen.

00:51:38.940 Y'all don't even do shit.

00:51:40.620 And, you know, what are you going to do?

00:51:43.380 Impound the car?

00:51:44.180 Go crazy on them?

00:51:45.900 I don't know, necessarily.

00:51:47.420 Obviously, they're misbehaving, right?

00:51:49.360 And we're more into the discipline game.

00:51:52.400 But when you're kind of a piece of shit in public and you're acting recklessly, part of the role of policing and intervention, societal intervention, is getting you on the record.

00:52:04.980 And then by the time it's your fifth moving violation with three urban youths hanging out of the car, drifting past a cop, then it kind of escalates, right?

00:52:14.000 Penalties get higher.

00:52:15.440 Things happen.

00:52:16.120 And so if you miss all those initial stops, it emboldens them to do more, and then you have less of a case against them when they finally end up in court after they smash a pedestrian in the crosswalk on Minneapolis Boulevard or whatever.

00:52:32.940 Or worse, they eventually kill an old lady, which we'll get to in a few clips.

00:52:36.960 And then it's like, ah, we could have had him in jail for the last 15 things he did, but because it wasn't this enough value or not enough damage, we didn't get him.

00:52:46.920 And then you actually end up, oh, we finally get him, but because he killed somebody.

00:52:51.300 This next one is another example from Minnesota as well.

00:52:53.800 I think it's Minneapolis as well.

00:52:55.600 Sometimes they leave cell phones, receipts.

00:53:02.100 That's a kid?

00:53:03.240 Yeah, that's a stolen car.

00:53:04.220 Kids speeding past the deputies assigned to stopping this very act.

00:53:09.760 In this case, Sergeant Vi could not follow for her safety.

00:53:14.480 Yeah, so you can't follow and arrest them for safety reasons.

00:53:18.580 Well, that might have been with the news crew following them there.

00:53:21.040 Oh.

00:53:21.540 So if that's the news crew, but still, the point stands.

00:53:24.840 Like, news crew, stay here.

00:53:26.420 We're going to go take care of this visible two-man stolen car teenagers team.

00:53:30.620 Yeah, and then also in Minnesota, they don't prosecute for stolen cars that are less than $25,000.

00:53:37.300 So the poor people just keep getting fucked over, and then the people who are doing the crimes just completely are allowed to.

00:53:43.540 Yeah, that's like insane.

00:53:44.980 Under $25,000, it's like those are the people who it affects so much more to have a car missing.

00:53:50.480 Like the car, oh, how I get to work, how I take my kids to school.

00:53:53.480 Yeah, fuck me.

00:53:54.480 It's a beater.

00:53:55.300 I didn't finance it with Joe Gets You Rolling in the cringe section.

00:54:00.060 And then it's like, do you think the criminals don't know that there's a $25,000 ceiling?

00:54:05.220 Yeah.

00:54:05.600 Like, oh, which car should we steal?

00:54:07.060 This one or the Hyundai or the Mercedes?

00:54:09.360 Hold on, let me get an auto trader right quick.

00:54:11.460 Yeah.

00:54:11.940 $24.99, Kelly Blue Book.

00:54:13.780 Let's go.

00:54:14.980 And then this next clip is in Oakland, California, where there's open-air prostitution happening,

00:54:20.760 and the guy asked the cop if he's going to stop it.

00:54:23.320 So is that legal right there?

00:54:25.900 What?

00:54:26.560 Uh, prostitution?

00:54:27.980 But only in the city.

00:54:29.420 Okay.

00:54:29.920 Can't touch them.

00:54:30.660 Can't touch them?

00:54:31.400 They're victims.

00:54:32.780 Human trafficking?

00:54:33.740 They need help.

00:54:34.680 Exactly.

00:54:35.120 I see.

00:54:36.020 All right, see ya.

00:54:37.460 Yeah, so you can't arrest them because they're victims of human trafficking, and I guess they're

00:54:41.360 victimized like 10 times a day.

00:54:43.380 Yeah.

00:54:43.920 Oh, she's getting victimized right now in that car parked in the alley.

00:54:47.120 Uh, but we can't do anything because they're, they have no agency at all, and your block

00:54:53.940 where they're whoring on, that's ruined now.

00:54:57.200 Yeah, well.

00:54:57.740 Remember the building you owned?

00:54:59.720 It's ruined, but they're victims, so you can't do anything about it.

00:55:03.380 So, I mean, this is just the whole section in general, right?

00:55:06.360 Like, cops, they get hated by the left.

00:55:10.120 Then they get hamstrung.

00:55:12.480 Like, this isn't the individual cops policy, right?

00:55:15.740 Any of them.

00:55:16.320 Of course not, never.

00:55:17.140 But like, they're, they're hated by the left for over-policing, and then they're now starting

00:55:21.960 to get hated by the right because they're hamstrung and can't do anything to like tangibly

00:55:26.660 clean up neighborhoods or get the actual menaces off the street, and it's just becoming like

00:55:32.360 a job where if I was a cop these days, I'd be like, I'm just waiting to get to the pension.

00:55:37.140 I'm not going to be a hero.

00:55:38.460 And then what happens to society when things like that happen on a grand scale?

00:55:42.580 Right.

00:55:42.880 Exactly.

00:55:43.700 The repeat offenders keep getting out and repeating their offenses, and then you get

00:55:48.140 situations like this where an 80-year-old woman was killed in a carjacking.

00:55:56.400 Security video caught the moment John Ayala heard screaming outside the house where he

00:56:01.340 was working on a fence.

00:56:02.840 I mean, I didn't know how else to respond, but to immediately run up here, you could definitely

00:56:08.400 tell that she was in trouble.

00:56:09.440 Police say the 80-year-old woman was carjacked as she was getting ready to take several dogs

00:56:15.200 for a walk.

00:56:16.440 Two panicked dogs ran from the car as the suspect backed up and ran over the woman.

00:56:22.020 Ayala was on the phone with 911, giving CPR when he felt her take her last breath.

00:56:28.100 I can't believe that something like this is happening to this community and that we even

00:56:34.700 had to participate in trying to help this woman.

00:56:37.880 Police later found the victim's car abandoned in South Seattle.

00:56:41.620 One of the dogs in the car was dead in a trash can at Brighton Playfield.

00:56:46.320 Hours later, community leaders in the Central District held their monthly public safety meeting,

00:56:51.440 an auditorium filled with people saying something needs to change.

00:56:56.640 Yeah, something needs to change.

00:56:58.560 So the guy killed a woman to steal her car only to dump the car later.

00:57:04.620 So it's not even like a chop shop or a plan.

00:57:07.640 It's a pure impulsive criminal.

00:57:09.380 And he stabbed the dog, the one dog that got left in the car.

00:57:12.860 He stabbed it to death and threw it in a trash can.

00:57:14.860 And here that guy is, they've since arrested him.

00:57:18.640 His name is Jamed Haynes, and he's a 48-year-old.

00:57:22.960 Oh, gee, too old for this.

00:57:24.360 Oh, gee, this is a young man's game.

00:57:26.320 So he attacked a woman around 10 a.m., broad daylight,

00:57:30.540 near the intersection of Martin Luther King Jr. Way and East Harrison Street.

00:57:34.160 Maybe you avoided that.

00:57:35.700 80-year-old white woman, Martin Luther King Jr. Street.

00:57:39.700 Got to separate those.

00:57:41.120 And he was booked in the King County Jail for homicide and animal cruelty.

00:57:47.040 And the man had a knife and Subaru keys when he was arrested Wednesday morning by his residence.

00:57:53.040 The knife had blood on it, and the keys were tested to match Dalton's car, according to police.

00:57:57.660 The suspect was previously convicted of vehicular homicide in 1993.

00:58:02.540 A little bit of a repeat offender.

00:58:04.160 So repeat offender, dum-dum, 48 years old.

00:58:08.560 Kills an old lady.

00:58:09.440 Yeah.

00:58:09.720 And I wonder how many times he drifted past or stole another car, and the police said,

00:58:15.420 no, we're not chasing him.

00:58:16.600 Or stole from a store, and they said, well, he only stole a couple bags of chips,

00:58:20.840 or he only stole a little bit.

00:58:22.080 It's not his first crime.

00:58:23.160 The carjacking the grandma, that's not the first time he's been on police radar.

00:58:27.460 He's probably been let go.

00:58:28.640 He's probably been a cop said it's not worth it to chase or anything like that.

00:58:33.700 And so that's what that shitty policing section leads to, right?

00:58:37.240 Exactly.

00:58:38.460 And then our next story, a teen shot over video games.

00:58:41.840 Next two stories are kind of quick, but...

00:58:43.940 Yeah.

00:58:44.040 North Texas man arrested after shooting and killing 16-year-old over a video game because

00:58:48.580 he was smack-talking.

00:58:51.120 Residents received a phone call around 1 p.m. Sunday at the residence.

00:58:55.280 Victim's sister witnessed the shooting and told police that her brother and Jones had been playing video games on Sunday afternoon.

00:59:00.840 While they played, the two exchanged words commonly associated with smack-talking, according to the warrant.

00:59:06.800 As things continued to escalate, Jones indicated that he needed to leave, and Swindell said he couldn't wait to play the game again and beat Jones,

00:59:13.980 a detective wrote in the document.

00:59:15.900 I like the translation of what these guys were saying to each other, which was probably the yappiest, like, loudest dumb shit,

00:59:23.000 and then a nice detective who's trying to contextualize it.

00:59:27.220 Jones said,

00:59:28.440 You can't even beat my bleep little boy.

00:59:31.180 And he pulled a handgun and placed it against the teen's chest and fired, the warrant says.

00:59:36.820 After shooting Swindell, Jones asked the teen's sister not to call the cops.

00:59:41.980 So this is like an animal-level IQ.

00:59:45.860 Real stupid behavior.

00:59:47.500 Living just in the moment, no forethought.

00:59:49.820 Oh, shit, I killed him.

00:59:52.540 Please don't call the cops.

00:59:53.920 It's like, you're going to jail.

00:59:55.580 Yeah, and it's also interesting, because it's not like it's back in the day when, like, the king couldn't be disrespected.

01:00:02.240 Yeah.

01:00:02.800 It's like, what do you have in your life where you'd have such high standards that if someone disrespects you, you have to kill them?

01:00:10.500 Nothing.

01:00:11.240 Literally nothing.

01:00:11.760 What are you, like, the prince?

01:00:13.340 Yeah.

01:00:13.940 Can't be disrespected.

01:00:15.140 Got to kill the, you know?

01:00:16.180 My honor was on the line, and it was a video game.

01:00:19.060 There's no honor.

01:00:19.820 You're playing video games.

01:00:21.040 You're an old man playing video games, and you killed a kid for it.

01:00:23.740 There's no honor.

01:00:24.580 There's no standards that you have that can't be, no lines can be crossed, and you get disrespected.

01:00:30.360 Now someone's got to die.

01:00:31.740 You don't live like that.

01:00:32.860 Low IQ shit.

01:00:34.100 Very low IQ shit.

01:00:35.200 And then there's another story where the media covers, or does another euphemism,

01:00:38.740 mumbling NYC maniac beat 66-year-old woman in a random attack in broad daylight.

01:00:44.660 Random.

01:00:45.560 Mumbling psychopath.

01:00:47.000 Mumbling maniac.

01:00:48.280 Good alliteration there from New York Post.

01:00:50.600 Yeah.

01:00:51.160 All right.

01:00:51.500 Let's get to our next story.

01:00:54.140 Sexy Reds Cosmetics.

01:00:55.880 Yeah.

01:00:56.740 Real disgusting pig of a woman.

01:00:58.720 Yeah.

01:00:58.920 You want to start the video, or?

01:00:59.960 Let's play the video.

01:01:00.920 Okay.

01:01:01.060 I got a lip gloss brand, and the names for my lip gloss is something that nobody would

01:01:05.880 have ever thought of.

01:01:06.820 I got one called Nut, and it's the color of some nut.

01:01:09.500 I got one called Gonorrhea.

01:01:11.180 It's green, like Gonorrhea.

01:01:12.460 I got one called Yellow Discharge, like how girls be having yellow discharge.

01:01:17.360 Booty hole pink, booty hole brown, coochie juice.

01:01:20.960 And coochie juice is clear with silver glitter.

01:01:23.160 It's cute.

01:01:23.700 Like, it's cute, and it smell good.

01:01:25.260 And it's so, like, you know, people gonna talk shit, but other people was like, you as a

01:01:29.360 working in jeans, because it's so, so fat.

01:01:32.060 And it smell good, too.

01:01:33.320 I be thinking of all of them.

01:01:34.040 Wow.

01:01:34.560 Yeah, let me put that yellow discharge and gonorrhea on my lips.

01:01:37.900 Yeah, that'll make me hood rich.

01:01:39.860 That'll make me beautiful.

01:01:41.040 Yeah.

01:01:41.380 And then, like, it's funny, because this is what she's up to, and then someone's like,

01:01:44.460 oh, we got to get this woman a music contract.

01:01:46.780 Yeah.

01:01:47.140 We can influence the kids with this.

01:01:49.020 Yeah.

01:01:49.200 We got to get this lady signed and give her a million dollars.

01:01:52.140 That's some, whoever's backing her is on some real damaging the country shit.

01:01:56.920 Yeah.

01:01:57.300 We need the kids to see this.

01:01:58.800 Yeah.

01:01:59.540 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:02:01.520 Okay.

01:02:01.920 We're moving on to uplifting gold, and we have a full uplifting gold section with a lot of

01:02:06.300 effort put into it.

01:02:07.340 Okay.

01:02:08.400 First things first, urban uplifting, a little transition, a little brackish water transition

01:02:13.280 phase here.

01:02:13.880 For sure.

01:02:14.640 This guy cuts his ankle.

01:02:16.160 Crocodile would feel comfortable in these waters.

01:02:17.940 Yeah, yeah.

01:02:18.420 Alligator.

01:02:19.040 Striped bass could spawn here.

01:02:20.680 Okay.

01:02:21.520 This guy cuts his ankle monitor off, and look what happened.

01:02:24.700 I'm done being locked up.

01:02:26.100 I'm done with this.

01:02:26.860 I'm sick of this.

01:02:27.520 I'm sick of this.

01:02:28.420 I'm done.

01:02:29.940 There we go for good this time.

01:02:31.440 What's up, gangster?

01:02:34.660 My name is Kobe, and I can find any location in the entire world.

01:02:37.880 To find the exact location of your ankle monitor, I slowed down your video to look for important

01:02:42.160 clues.

01:02:42.480 First, I noticed a car with a California license plate driving by.

01:02:45.800 Next, I noticed you were on a bridge.

01:02:47.180 And last clue was this triangle structure in the back of the bridge.

01:02:48.180 And last clue was this triangle structure in the background.

01:02:49.800 I then spent the next six hours of my day going through the 25,000 different bridges

01:02:54.680 in the state of California.

01:02:56.060 Finally, I got my big break.

01:02:57.460 I found the bridge.

01:02:58.320 It was called the Shakespeare Bridge in Los Angeles, California.

01:03:01.400 I grabbed my laptop and drove three hours to the Shakespeare Bridge.

01:03:04.200 I started looking around for the exact area that you threw the ankle monitor.

01:03:07.880 Finally, I located it directly in the bushes.

01:03:10.080 I jumped directly over the bridge and went straight to the target.

01:03:12.880 I secured the ankle monitor in my case and went straight to the Los Angeles Police Department.

01:03:17.280 Now, I may not be able to find you, but Sergeant Bedewick and his 30,000 officers will.

01:03:22.500 Good luck, gangster.

01:03:25.260 Love to see it.

01:03:26.380 Yeah.

01:03:26.940 Love to see it.

01:03:27.520 Slightly autistic, maybe.

01:03:29.020 Yeah.

01:03:29.640 You got to use it for good.

01:03:30.940 Yeah, exactly.

01:03:32.940 Next is uplifting.

01:03:34.300 This is a alternative fan fiction of what could have happened with George Floyd.

01:03:39.800 Yeah.

01:03:40.240 Walks into the store to get some snacks.

01:03:42.240 Accidentally hands over a fake 20.

01:03:44.160 Cashier looks at him weird.

01:03:45.460 Oh, damn.

01:03:46.020 My bad, bro.

01:03:46.860 Didn't even notice that was fake.

01:03:48.260 Immediately offers to pay with real money.

01:03:50.280 A few minutes later, cops pull up outside.

01:03:52.780 Officer Chauvin approaches him, looking serious.

01:03:55.520 Stays calm.

01:03:56.320 Smiles at him.

01:03:57.140 Good evening, officer.

01:03:57.920 Is there an issue I should be aware of?

01:03:59.980 He explains the situation.

01:04:01.580 No tension at all.

01:04:02.920 I get it.

01:04:03.660 Totally my mistake.

01:04:05.380 I'll cooperate fully.

01:04:06.700 Let's keep this smooth.

01:04:08.240 Chauvin nods.

01:04:09.060 Appreciates the respect.

01:04:10.560 Lets him handcuff.

01:04:11.720 Ride in the squad car is peaceful.

01:04:13.520 Gets booked and out of jail in no time.

01:04:15.620 Jokes about how wild the day could have been.

01:04:17.820 Oh, an officer?

01:04:19.280 I can breathe.

01:04:21.140 Everyone respects him for owning up to my mistake.

01:04:23.720 Becomes local legend.

01:04:24.920 Mentors kids in the community.

01:04:26.020 See?

01:04:27.240 That's how it could have gone.

01:04:28.600 Isn't that the funny part of the whole George Floyd thing?

01:04:30.760 Is how quickly he would have been released and how much it wouldn't have even been a big

01:04:34.720 deal for his whole crime?

01:04:36.200 Exactly.

01:04:37.140 Crazy.

01:04:38.020 And then there's the George Floyd minion.

01:04:40.480 As you guys know, we're big fans of that.

01:04:42.480 Someone made a new George Floyd minion picture.

01:04:44.540 Yep.

01:04:44.720 And then while we're talking about minions, I found this filet minion.

01:04:47.980 There you go.

01:04:48.340 That's funny to me.

01:04:49.260 It's uplifting.

01:04:50.020 Okay.

01:04:50.560 It's refreshing.

01:04:51.320 I would eat that.

01:04:52.040 Okay.

01:04:52.580 All right.

01:04:52.900 Our next is the guy who hit his golf shot onto like the restaurant patio, it looks like,

01:04:59.480 or a family's patio.

01:05:00.300 And we're going to fast forward to his shot because they waste a lot of time and he eventually

01:05:17.840 leaves and comes back.

01:05:19.060 So we're going to fast forward to him taking his shot.

01:05:22.160 Here he comes.

01:05:24.780 And here's his shot.

01:05:28.580 Shouldn't take practice swings on that.

01:05:44.560 That's good.

01:05:45.460 Golf's good Americana.

01:05:47.380 Yeah.

01:05:47.660 It's good culture.

01:05:49.060 People who play golf.

01:05:50.120 It's a nice group of people.

01:05:51.380 And then I saw this meme, which I thought was pretty funny.

01:05:53.780 Finally finished around using only one ball.

01:05:56.200 So I designed and 3D printed a place for it to enjoy retirement.

01:06:01.780 Retired golf balls.

01:06:02.800 Just because he finished around.

01:06:04.340 Not a hole in one.

01:06:05.760 Not an eagle or an albatross.

01:06:07.900 Just I didn't lose it.

01:06:09.560 All right.

01:06:09.880 Next clip is rocking horses.

01:06:12.420 Not what you think though.

01:06:14.000 Well, this is, I guess, where rocking horses come from.

01:06:16.960 I don't know about that.

01:06:17.800 I don't know if this predates the rocking horse.

01:06:21.060 I don't know.

01:06:22.120 I never knew rocking horses actually rocked.

01:06:25.260 They like it.

01:06:26.260 They like it.

01:06:26.980 I don't know what it does.

01:06:27.800 Maybe it stretches their back out or something.

01:06:29.740 Yeah, it feels good.

01:06:30.580 It's a little hobby.

01:06:30.880 This is where a rocking horse comes from.

01:06:32.260 No, I don't think so.

01:06:33.480 You think they did this after?

01:06:35.600 I don't think anybody gave horses tools like that back in the day.

01:06:39.620 Rocking horses was for little kids to pretend they're riding horses.

01:06:42.880 But it's the exact same.

01:06:44.720 I know, but I don't think it came first, brother.

01:06:48.080 You think this came first?

01:06:49.340 You think they were giving horses toys before they were giving human toys related to horses?

01:06:52.620 I think it's not a toy, more of like a tool, like to stretch them or to make their back not get stiff.

01:06:59.620 They didn't care.

01:07:00.340 There's horse people in the comments.

01:07:02.620 Let us know what that was used for and if that's an old ancient horse technique that people got inspired by and made rocking horses after.

01:07:10.880 Or if people made rocking horses and then after said, hey, let's put these horses on a rock thing.

01:07:16.460 Okay.

01:07:17.060 Let us know.

01:07:17.740 I'd like to know.

01:07:18.660 Okay.

01:07:18.860 All right.

01:07:19.040 This guy's trying to vacuum a spider.

01:07:27.620 Do you hear just full yell, scream as loud as he can?

01:07:36.220 That's pretty good.

01:07:37.600 It's great.

01:07:38.380 Our last clip of the whole show and the whole week, Trump was giving a speech in North Carolina and he's behind the glass.

01:07:46.040 Now that's what he does.

01:07:46.960 And a lady fainted in the crowd and he went to go help her.

01:07:50.800 We are here to meet you, sir.

01:07:53.380 We love you, sir.

01:07:55.100 We love you, sir.

01:07:57.080 The president, swing my hand.

01:07:59.000 We love you, sir.

01:07:59.560 We love you, sir.

01:08:00.440 We love you, sir.

01:08:04.700 Imagine waking up from fainting and it's just Trump right in your face.

01:08:30.560 You don't even know.

01:08:31.480 He's standing over you and he gives her a hug.

01:08:40.020 That's nice.

01:08:40.800 That's uplifting.

01:08:41.580 Love that guy.

01:08:42.400 People drop at some of those rallies.

01:08:44.120 Yeah.

01:08:44.300 You get there early.

01:08:45.100 It's hot all day.

01:08:45.980 You're an old lady.

01:08:46.680 You forget to drink the water.

01:08:47.920 You don't want to give up your spot.

01:08:49.240 So that's what happened.

01:08:51.080 That was the event.

01:08:52.040 And then look at this story from Newsweek.

01:08:53.760 Donald Trump suddenly stops rallying and asks for a doctor, please.

01:08:58.280 That's just such shameless clickbait.

01:09:00.740 That's unbelievable.

01:09:01.080 As if he had like a medical emergency or something.

01:09:04.000 Yeah.

01:09:04.020 But when he gets literally shot in the ear, gushing blood, they go, Donald Trump rally paused briefly.

01:09:09.800 Yeah.

01:09:10.260 I don't get it.

01:09:10.980 You can clickbait on one, but not the other one.

01:09:12.820 It's insane.

01:09:13.680 Well, another Fleckus Talks in the books.

01:09:15.780 Thank you guys for watching.

01:09:17.620 Please like, share, subscribe, all the good stuff.

01:09:19.960 Fleckustalks.com for an extra 30 minutes.

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01:09:22.340 If you guys are still watching, don't get smoked on a used car this weekend.

01:09:26.060 Everyone say happy birthday, Fleckus, and have a lovely weekend.

01:09:29.800 Yeah, that's it.

01:09:30.680 We'll see you guys in bonus land or on Tuesday.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - August 23, 2024

DNC'S WEEK OF CRINGE WRAPS UP

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