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00:03:12.320 It's election day.

00:03:13.480 Crazy.

00:03:14.020 We made it.

00:03:14.840 Four years.

00:03:15.720 I remember the ups and downs.

00:03:18.120 Oh, yeah.

00:03:18.700 Four years is a long time.

00:03:20.540 The last election where they took it and then we got depressed and then we got hopeful and

00:03:26.620 then they do all these bad things.

00:03:28.260 The migrants.

00:03:29.880 A lot of migrants.

00:03:31.440 Looking back, a lot of gay stuff, a lot of teachers, a lot of migrants.

00:03:35.200 You know, there was a lot of bad shit in this four years.

00:03:37.540 And it might all come to an end today.

00:03:39.700 I really hope so.

00:03:40.640 I really hope so, too.

00:03:42.040 We're optimistic.

00:03:43.280 We are hoping for the best.

00:03:44.540 We're believing that we have a very good chance.

00:03:47.600 And the polls are looking good.

00:03:49.100 Make sure you guys go out and vote if you haven't voted already.

00:03:51.180 I don't know.

00:03:51.620 Are there people in the audience who are going to go, eh, my vote doesn't matter?

00:03:54.820 I don't know.

00:03:55.320 But you can't watch this episode.

00:03:56.720 This is not for you.

00:03:57.620 Pause it.

00:03:58.180 Go vote.

00:03:58.760 And then come back.

00:03:59.700 You really do have to because otherwise, like, almost mentally ill woman on SSRIs is going

00:04:06.100 to decide what the country does.

00:04:07.960 Because a lot of other mentally ill women on SSRIs voted her in.

00:04:11.420 Yeah.

00:04:12.260 Well, oh, no.

00:04:13.020 I was talking about women voters who are mentally ill and on SSRIs.

00:04:16.860 Either way.

00:04:17.760 Kamala, you know, who knows what she's on.

00:04:19.540 Either way, it's SSRI woman leadership if we don't vote.

00:04:22.120 It's bad.

00:04:22.700 So, yeah.

00:04:23.220 And we know our audience is mostly male.

00:04:24.960 So you got to do it.

00:04:25.960 You got to.

00:04:26.560 It's henchman season.

00:04:27.380 And this is the final quest.

00:04:29.280 Yeah.

00:04:29.800 We need to.

00:04:30.380 You got to go do a good job for us.

00:04:31.860 Go report back, boss.

00:04:34.220 All right.

00:04:34.780 We're getting to some of the stats and the polls and where everything stands as of now.

00:04:39.080 Can you read some of these?

00:04:40.020 We're going to go through somewhat quick.

00:04:41.600 Well, yeah.

00:04:42.080 This was.

00:04:42.940 It says breaking.

00:04:44.020 New memo confirms the Democrats are facing a huge turnout issue in the battlegrounds.

00:04:48.860 Pennsylvania.

00:04:49.680 Urban turnout is down 381,000 votes.

00:04:53.240 Female turnout is down 450,000 votes.

00:04:56.640 Wisconsin.

00:04:57.380 Urban down 100K.

00:04:59.100 Female down 238K.

00:05:01.540 Love to hear it.

00:05:02.340 Yeah.

00:05:02.980 So, I mean, and that's kind of what we've been seeing.

00:05:05.160 You can find a poll to say pretty much anything.

00:05:07.840 We're going to get to some woman thinks Kamala's up three in Iowa, which is like clearly a Trump

00:05:12.540 state.

00:05:13.960 But the early voting numbers and what we're seeing and comparing like the enthusiasm, it

00:05:19.220 just seems like rural and more Republican voters are turning out.

00:05:23.880 And whereas Dems are just kind of like, eh, nobody convinced me.

00:05:27.160 They hot swapped her for Biden.

00:05:28.820 And I don't think she has a brain.

00:05:30.860 And Trump's still Hitler, though.

00:05:32.480 It's like, eh.

00:05:33.260 Those people were always voting against Trump.

00:05:35.440 And but I think that middle of the road, like, do I want to drive to the polling place?

00:05:39.260 Did I update my stuff?

00:05:40.840 Those people kind of fall off.

00:05:42.320 And so we're seeing an enthusiasm gap.

00:05:44.420 And we're hoping that that plays out.

00:05:46.360 And we're going to get more into the polls in a few minutes.

00:05:48.220 But keep in mind, too, with the polls, have you ever answered a poll?

00:05:52.420 No.

00:05:52.940 I've never even been called for one.

00:05:55.360 I don't think.

00:05:55.880 I don't answer the phone, but is that what all those phone calls are?

00:05:58.760 And it's I just see scam likely and I go, hey, scam.

00:06:03.060 But no, it's not very right wing coded to answer a phone call and be like, yeah, I have

00:06:07.740 time.

00:06:08.260 Yeah, I have 10 minutes.

00:06:09.660 You know, it's it is very left wing to be like, oh, yeah, I'll tell you all my thoughts

00:06:13.680 about Kamala for the next 10 minutes with a random stranger.

00:06:16.940 It's not very right wing to answer the phone and let someone waste your time.

00:06:20.520 So exactly.

00:06:21.140 They call that the non-response bias that's built into some of these polls.

00:06:25.200 I'm the king of non-response.

00:06:26.640 Yeah, you really are.

00:06:27.660 All right.

00:06:28.040 Bad.

00:06:28.360 You're probably missing like tax stuff, like a letter from the IRS.

00:06:31.460 Yeah.

00:06:31.780 He goes non-response.

00:06:33.300 And every week in the mail, I get some like certified mail I need to sign from the IRS.

00:06:38.720 Non-responsive.

00:06:40.180 Next stat, we have half the country has already voted 53 percent women and 44 percent men.

00:06:45.600 We need men to show up.

00:06:47.020 So that's why we're telling you guys so much.

00:06:49.620 Just go vote.

00:06:50.140 Yeah.

00:06:50.660 And men are also kind of lean towards election day more because, you know, women kind of

00:06:57.100 have maybe some more free time during the day.

00:06:59.120 If like you're a stay at home mom or something like that.

00:07:00.820 Or they get scared.

00:07:01.700 What if there's a long line?

00:07:03.940 Yeah.

00:07:05.240 I don't know.

00:07:06.140 But either way, we can't let.

00:07:08.220 I remember we showed the clip of the cast of Hamilton singing that women had 10 million

00:07:13.140 more votes in 2020.

00:07:15.540 And it's like they brag about it.

00:07:16.760 They brag about male apathy and the ability to decide the election based on abortion, not

00:07:21.740 like important stuff.

00:07:22.940 So that should light a fire under you guys.

00:07:25.380 And yeah, that's it.

00:07:26.820 I mean.

00:07:27.500 Yep.

00:07:28.040 And then you're voting.

00:07:28.920 You know who you're voting for.

00:07:30.220 And you know what to do.

00:07:31.180 Yeah.

00:07:31.300 Next, Elon is has a bus system in Pennsylvania.

00:07:35.540 It looks like Elon's PAC America is going to be busing PA Republicans to the polls on

00:07:40.520 Tuesday, much like the Pennsylvania Democrats did in 2022 for Fetterman.

00:07:45.300 Yeah.

00:07:46.180 And I want I want to say, Elon, hang on to these buses.

00:07:50.400 Keep them.

00:07:51.000 Keep them handy.

00:07:52.100 You know, we might need them on standby.

00:07:53.820 Stand back and stand by, Elon.

00:07:55.260 Did we get them contracted to get all the migrants?

00:07:57.940 The buses might be headed to Mexico soon.

00:08:00.380 So, yeah, I like that it's the same tactic they use against us and same with the PAC

00:08:04.300 where he's given a million dollars a day away.

00:08:06.240 And I think kind of did stuff similar or use the same rules and laws to allow what they

00:08:10.200 did.

00:08:10.560 Yeah.

00:08:10.920 The buses for Fetterman.

00:08:12.140 It's the same thing.

00:08:12.900 So they can get mad.

00:08:14.140 And I'm sure there's going to be complaints if they lose or they're going to say, Elon,

00:08:17.840 manipulate the election results.

00:08:19.680 Billionaires are influencing the election results.

00:08:22.020 And it's like, that's what you guys are the kings of.

00:08:24.600 Yeah.

00:08:24.800 George Soros.

00:08:25.860 You invented it.

00:08:26.680 You've met a member of Facebook in 2020, the Zuckerberg Bucks.

00:08:31.780 That was Wisconsin.

00:08:33.140 That's exactly what you guys do.

00:08:34.680 And then if we do it and it's for people that are actually engaged and want to vote for like

00:08:38.740 pro-America policies, then it's going to be a huge problem.

00:08:41.620 I saw Turning Point was doing something with like swing states, too.

00:08:44.560 They were like reimbursing people's Ubers.

00:08:47.040 So same thing.

00:08:48.660 Good for them.

00:08:49.220 So Elon has been laser focused on the state of Pennsylvania.

00:08:52.680 He's just like, all right, here I am.

00:08:54.780 I'm going to push in all my chips on PA.

00:08:56.820 And it has helped with some of the early voting numbers.

00:08:59.800 Yeah.

00:09:00.120 And Pennsylvania is going to be what it comes down to.

00:09:02.720 If Kamala wins that, like she could have a path to victory.

00:09:07.120 If she doesn't, there's not really a legal path to victory.

00:09:10.580 I'm sure she'll try to send ballots through somewhere else.

00:09:13.000 But there's not an election night victory path.

00:09:15.280 There's always a Wednesday at 4 a.m. path if Pennsylvania doesn't.

00:09:19.160 Everyone went home.

00:09:20.340 Yeah.

00:09:20.600 We found all these ballots.

00:09:21.920 We got to we got to count them.

00:09:23.380 The judge said.

00:09:24.760 All right.

00:09:25.440 Next, let's do the Nate Cohn pollster news.

00:09:28.240 Yeah.

00:09:28.460 Breaking New York Times pollster Nate Cohn announces white Republicans were not answering

00:09:32.960 their polls nearly as much as Democrats and says the polling miss could be similar to 2020.

00:09:39.080 And so that was the same thing.

00:09:41.100 And that's what they call the non-response bias.

00:09:43.740 Four years ago, the polls were thought to underestimate Mr.

00:09:46.080 Trump because of non-response bias in which his supporters were less likely to take surveys

00:09:50.240 than demographically similar Biden supporters.

00:09:52.900 And it's extremely hard to measure that.

00:09:54.860 So we don't really know.

00:09:56.280 But 2020, I think they were predicting Biden to be more of a blowout.

00:10:00.900 And it obviously came down to like 45,000 votes in three states.

00:10:05.180 In the middle of the night.

00:10:05.720 So the fact that I mean, this is the first time Trump's ever been like ahead in polls

00:10:10.020 or like looking good, you know, three elections total for him.

00:10:13.800 And this is the first time he's ever been there.

00:10:15.980 And if you looked at it normally and you just were honest and there wasn't so much weird

00:10:20.960 stuff at play, you go, oh, yeah, Trump's going to blow out Kamala.

00:10:24.220 It's going to be a red wave.

00:10:25.760 He's going to win a lot of states.

00:10:26.920 You never expected him to win.

00:10:28.120 But because there's so many games and there's so many organizations that are very focused

00:10:35.660 on getting as many ballots through the machines as possible.

00:10:38.800 Now you have to play this game where it's like he has to be too big to steal.

00:10:42.860 And it's unfortunate, but Democrats have a you got to respect them.

00:10:46.640 You know, they real gangster shit.

00:10:48.400 Yeah.

00:10:48.480 They have ground game.

00:10:49.720 They call it ground game.

00:10:50.700 And it's just like a laundering machine.

00:10:53.200 And and also, as you guys know, there's a lot of betting going on on like Polymarket

00:10:58.260 and Kalshi, I think it's called.

00:10:59.800 Yeah.

00:11:00.940 Huge swing in Pennsylvania betting odds in the past hour.

00:11:04.080 So basically, you know, it was looking pretty solid for Trump.

00:11:07.560 And then all of a sudden it just closed entirely.

00:11:10.760 And then Kamala takes the lead, which reminds me of the graphs of the midnight votes in

00:11:16.380 Wisconsin and Michigan and stuff like that.

00:11:18.540 Whenever you see those lines that look unnatural, something is amiss.

00:11:23.200 But then they actually went back to normal after.

00:11:26.040 But there was a couple of big bets in Pennsylvania for Kamala.

00:11:29.420 The quartering analyzed it.

00:11:31.280 Can you read his tweet?

00:11:32.060 He said there hasn't been a bet on Kamala Harris versus Donald Trump in Wisconsin on

00:11:35.840 Polymarket for 20 hours.

00:11:37.320 And right on cue, you have like 150K roll in a period of 10 minutes and flip the state

00:11:42.960 just like the other swing states.

00:11:44.720 This is coordinated.

00:11:45.660 And so that's kind of the main point is like Kamala closing on those polls was not really

00:11:52.120 some sort of event driven thing.

00:11:54.040 There wasn't a Billy Bush tape or something that came out.

00:11:57.040 There was no October surprise.

00:11:58.580 So it didn't really make sense.

00:11:59.960 And it was just some small amount of money in a short amount of time moving the market.

00:12:03.500 And it's since recovered.

00:12:05.000 And I think these betting markets are being manipulated by Democrats to sell a potential

00:12:10.400 steal.

00:12:10.880 Kind of like with George Floyd in 2020.

00:12:13.480 And then like, oh, everyone went out and voted for Joe Biden because Trump's racist

00:12:16.740 and George Floyd, you know, it's the same thing where it's like, oh, Pennsylvania, Kamala

00:12:21.640 just squeezed it out.

00:12:22.880 You know, those betting markets were neck and neck.

00:12:24.760 And it cost them only 150K to get it neck and neck.

00:12:27.520 And you have like a little like resource or a little piece of evidence.

00:12:31.180 So later you can say, well, you know, those betting sites, they had it pretty close.

00:12:34.800 I guess Kamala squeezed it out.

00:12:36.360 So that's just kind of how it goes.

00:12:37.800 But reality is Pennsylvania looks like this.

00:12:41.260 Can you read what Elon said about it?

00:12:42.620 Yeah.

00:12:42.840 Pennsylvania is on track for a major Republican victory.

00:12:45.340 The gap between 2024 and 2022 is now over 600,000, which is almost 10% of the electorate.

00:12:53.460 Great.

00:12:54.120 So, yeah.

00:12:54.760 And that's like in terms of early voting, which leaned heavily Dem.

00:12:59.000 So good.

00:13:00.160 They usually do a better job with early voting.

00:13:02.780 And it sounds like our guys showed up.

00:13:04.560 Yeah.

00:13:05.140 Love to see it.

00:13:05.960 And then, like we said earlier, there were some pollsters who had a decent reputation

00:13:11.900 that completely threw it in the trash can for Kamala Harris.

00:13:15.180 Well, we'll see.

00:13:15.940 I mean, we'll see.

00:13:16.820 Yeah.

00:13:17.280 If she wins Iowa, then this pollster has some sort of new reputation.

00:13:21.360 But it was Ann Seltzer.

00:13:23.340 And this guy says, Red Eagle Politics says, she's throwing away her reputation for a suppression poll.

00:13:28.900 I'll delete my channel if this result is even within seven points of reality.

00:13:32.540 So, she said Iowa was going to be plus three.

00:13:36.140 And Trump won it by seven points in 2020.

00:13:39.400 So, you know, the same thing.

00:13:41.800 There's so, there's a, it's like PSYOP window time.

00:13:44.260 Like there's, everyone's trying to get some little sneak job in with betting markets, with

00:13:48.320 that poll.

00:13:48.940 Um, and, you know.

00:13:51.080 They're just trying to sell us a fake reality so it's not so jarring if they were to find

00:13:56.340 a way to steal it.

00:13:57.200 Yeah.

00:13:57.720 They're just trying to like make it seem, well, the betting market, the pollsters, you

00:14:01.480 know, you know, Kamala.

00:14:03.320 And then with the fake polls, which are obviously very common, we also have fake endorsements.

00:14:07.740 We have like this new trend on social media of like, I used to be a Republican.

00:14:12.380 I voted for Donald Trump in 2016 and 2020.

00:14:15.440 Now I'm voting for Kamala.

00:14:17.140 Uh, we have a couple of those and we're going to break them down and show you who these people

00:14:20.120 really are.

00:14:21.240 Uh, can you read the first one?

00:14:22.420 This woman says, I'm a Christian wife and mother who is sick and tired of seeing my faith

00:14:27.080 weaponized as a tool for hatred and oppression.

00:14:30.300 Christian nationalism is a perversion of both Christianity and the constitution.

00:14:34.600 So I just voted for Kamala.

00:14:37.020 Hmm.

00:14:37.500 Actually, these are all lies.

00:14:39.500 Yeah.

00:14:39.980 Uh, this person, this woman has a non-binary spouse.

00:14:43.940 Yeah.

00:14:44.180 Me and my amazing non-binary spouse celebrating Easter at church on trans day of visibility.

00:14:49.940 Okay.

00:14:51.340 It's very disrespectful to God considering how he made your husband originally.

00:14:55.440 Yeah.

00:14:55.820 And now you're letting him do this.

00:14:57.380 And also she has a necklace on, which looks like a cross necklace, but it's actually an IUD

00:15:02.100 necklace.

00:15:02.760 A birth control necklace for $135 and 14 karat gold.

00:15:07.460 Very disrespectful to God as well.

00:15:09.220 Yeah.

00:15:09.660 So obsessed with baby killing.

00:15:11.000 This is like King Herod energy.

00:15:12.560 Yeah.

00:15:12.820 I'm a Christian wife, like on Twitter right now for the sole purpose of endorsing Kamala

00:15:17.880 and getting 70,000 bot likes.

00:15:19.880 Yeah, exactly.

00:15:21.260 We had another one.

00:15:22.380 It says, uh, my name is Ryan.

00:15:23.800 I'm 42 years old and a husband, father, and veteran.

00:15:26.780 I voted for Kamala Harris and Tim Waltz to protect my daughter's right to choose.

00:15:31.080 How about you?

00:15:32.580 So he's thinking very multiple steps ahead.

00:15:35.120 He's 42.

00:15:35.860 His daughter can't be that old.

00:15:37.040 He's thinking about, Oh, what's she going to do later?

00:15:39.240 Oh, she's going to, you know, do the, do it with some guy and then it's going to be

00:15:42.440 unprotected.

00:15:43.060 And then there's a pregnancy and then you can't have it.

00:15:45.640 You can't keep it.

00:15:46.740 So he's obsessed with that.

00:15:48.100 He's obsessed with that.

00:15:49.260 And so how about you teach your kids some self-respect and some good lessons?

00:15:52.440 So they don't have to get in a situation like that.

00:15:54.200 Uh, Liz Wheeler had a really good tweet that sums up my response for this type of person.

00:15:59.820 If you're voting for my daughter and reproductive freedom, then you're fine with men using your

00:16:04.640 little girl as an object for promiscuous sex, impregnating her with no commitment and brutally

00:16:09.280 killing your sweet grandbaby.

00:16:10.700 So more men can abuse your daughter.

00:16:12.700 It's gross.

00:16:13.380 Stop it for your daughter.

00:16:15.020 That's a good point.

00:16:16.020 That's how I see it.

00:16:16.960 I mean, yeah, that's a little harsh, but it's pretty dark.

00:16:20.260 It's dark shit.

00:16:21.420 And you notice how the whole point of them saying it is they lean into freedom or reproductive

00:16:27.040 rights.

00:16:27.680 They're not even comfortable saying exactly what they're up to, but they allude to it.

00:16:31.880 And, uh, it drives women crazy to not be able to do it.

00:16:35.380 Yeah.

00:16:35.680 And they say that they're like oppressed when they're getting their rights taken away.

00:16:39.120 We're going to get to the hands-made tale stuff in a little bit.

00:16:41.680 Um, but also abortion is so available now compared to history that it's crazy.

00:16:46.900 There's so much abortion now, but it's not enough for them.

00:16:49.620 They needed to be applauded and cheered and revered by Christians and never questioned

00:16:55.260 in any way, never questioned.

00:16:56.940 And it needs to be applauded and cheered on by Christians.

00:16:59.400 And if that doesn't happen, then they're oppressed.

00:17:02.000 But the actual oppression is being a Christian and living in a society that's cheering on the

00:17:07.400 death of children.

00:17:08.460 Yeah.

00:17:09.040 So it's like kind of, they have this whole thing backwards.

00:17:11.820 So obviously they're going to try and force abortion down everyone's throat.

00:17:14.680 They just had a new ad about, um, the pregnancy affecting the life of the mother.

00:17:19.660 Here's what it looks like.

00:17:22.040 Dr. Davis, what do I do?

00:17:23.760 John, she needs an abortion or she's going to die from the pregnancy.

00:17:27.200 Sorry.

00:17:28.320 That's not happening.

00:17:29.620 What are you doing?

00:17:30.500 Who are you?

00:17:31.640 I'm your Republican congressman.

00:17:33.520 Now that we're in charge, we banned abortion.

00:17:36.720 No exceptions.

00:17:38.300 You can't do this.

00:17:39.280 You're dying.

00:17:39.800 I won the last election.

00:17:41.980 So it's my decision.

00:17:43.520 But don't worry.

00:17:44.720 You can still have children.

00:17:46.820 Just not with her.

00:17:49.880 Yeah.

00:17:50.500 So that's what they pretend is going on as if that's what abortions are.

00:17:55.620 It's like some woman on the ground dying because there's a messed up pregnancy and she's going

00:18:00.060 to die.

00:18:00.740 And then some congressman's making her have the baby.

00:18:03.400 We have the stats.

00:18:04.800 Yeah.

00:18:06.000 95%, over 95% of abortions are fully elective.

00:18:09.460 Meaning the person just doesn't want to have a kid right now, or they don't think they can

00:18:13.180 afford it or whatever.

00:18:14.280 It's nothing to do with their own health.

00:18:16.300 They're just not looking to have a baby.

00:18:17.640 Can you read the percentages on top of like all these other things that they mentioned

00:18:21.720 as if they're the main cases?

00:18:23.300 0.01% resulted from an incestuous relationship.

00:18:27.060 0.15%, the woman was raped.

00:18:29.700 0.20%, the woman's life was endangered by the pregnancy.

00:18:33.720 0.98%, there was a serious fetal abnormality.

00:18:37.680 So those are the ones that they're, they actually combine some of those and they say, what if she

00:18:42.580 was raped by an incestuous relationship and she was endangered?

00:18:46.760 That's their trifecta.

00:18:47.960 That's the trifecta.

00:18:48.840 And of course, I love this ad.

00:18:51.280 What was the guy going to do?

00:18:52.200 He's like, doctor, what do I do?

00:18:53.460 It's like, you have to do it right now in your house.

00:18:55.960 Like, what's the, what's the angle there?

00:18:57.740 And of course, it's the only instance where there's going to be a white couple when they're

00:19:01.460 talking about how much you need to have an abortion.

00:19:04.260 An abortion.

00:19:04.860 And then also when you're the white congressman who just got elected and now it's my choice.

00:19:08.860 He's a white guy too.

00:19:10.280 Also, there's no situation anywhere in America where you can't get treatment for a miscarriage

00:19:15.340 or an ectopic pregnancy.

00:19:16.840 Yeah.

00:19:17.280 Like that's just like made up.

00:19:19.260 But the reason abortion, we're going to kind of analyze big picture here.

00:19:22.960 The reason why abortion is so important is because a lot of times women are sleeping with

00:19:27.480 men.

00:19:27.900 They wouldn't want to have a child with or who wouldn't stick around to raise a child

00:19:32.020 with them.

00:19:32.760 Yeah.

00:19:33.000 Well, that's what the 95% is on that chart, right?

00:19:36.360 Yeah.

00:19:36.860 Social or economic reasons, or I'm not going to list a reason.

00:19:40.240 Exactly.

00:19:40.900 So it's like they feel out of control when you can just maybe stop getting raw dog.

00:19:45.800 Yeah.

00:19:46.060 That's something you can control.

00:19:47.820 And it's like, maybe also stop having sex so much.

00:19:51.560 Yeah.

00:19:52.040 You know, like if you have sex so much and then your chances of like having a nice marriage

00:19:57.060 and family actually go down.

00:19:58.580 So it puts you in this like negative cycle when you could not have sex so much, you could

00:20:02.960 marry a nice guy, have a family and you're all good.

00:20:05.860 But then if you don't and you participate in casual sex and this casual sex culture we

00:20:10.540 live in too much, then your chances of getting married to a nice guy are going down.

00:20:15.500 So you're going to have to keep participating in this world.

00:20:17.920 And then your odds of getting pregnant with someone you wouldn't want to have a family

00:20:21.320 with go way up.

00:20:22.880 And that's the future that dad from the tweet is fighting for.

00:20:25.960 That's what he wants his daughter to do.

00:20:27.460 My daughter's going to be a slut in high school.

00:20:29.800 You know, college.

00:20:31.060 She's going crazy.

00:20:32.500 And I don't want any half, you know, half and half someone else's kid.

00:20:37.720 So we have some memes too.

00:20:39.660 So Democrats be like, at least we have abortion as the city burns.

00:20:43.000 And can you read the other one?

00:20:43.940 I don't care about foreign policy, immigration, the economy or crime.

00:20:47.340 I just want to be able to kill my kids.

00:20:49.240 That's where we're at.

00:20:50.220 It's very backwards.

00:20:51.160 It's very upside down.

00:20:52.100 It's very satanic.

00:20:53.480 All right.

00:20:54.040 Next, we're getting, oh, we have the Handmaid's Tale thing too.

00:20:58.040 Can you read that?

00:20:58.700 And this is what they think they're voting against.

00:21:01.740 Nobody.

00:21:02.300 Suburban white women with multiple degrees, a $750,000 home and an 80,000 SUV.

00:21:07.460 And they put on the outfit.

00:21:08.700 And it's very actually funny because the Handmaid's Tale is like supposed to be this fascist

00:21:13.220 thing where they're forced to do it.

00:21:14.860 But this woman goes out and buys the outfit herself.

00:21:17.860 She takes her own car and then she does it as like a symbol.

00:21:21.680 She lives in the suburbs.

00:21:23.200 Wakanda forever.

00:21:24.260 Next, we're getting some more celebrity endorsements at the buzzer.

00:21:28.780 Cardi B was the big one.

00:21:30.320 She did a speech and her teleprompter broke.

00:21:32.600 So then she really didn't have any idea of what to say.

00:21:34.980 Can you let that go?

00:21:35.940 One second, guys.

00:21:39.660 One second.

00:21:40.340 One second.

00:21:54.140 Okay.

00:21:55.620 So I don't take lightly the call.

00:22:00.440 Sorry, guys.

00:22:01.260 I'm a little nervous.

00:22:02.940 I'm a little nervous, guys.

00:22:04.580 I've been waiting for this moment this whole life.

00:22:07.540 My whole life.

00:22:11.180 Thank you.

00:22:13.800 So then her teleprompter broke.

00:22:15.440 They handed her a phone with the script and then she read what she read.

00:22:18.880 Yeah.

00:22:19.200 She goes, I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.

00:22:21.300 And that's why I can't do any sort of off the cuff riffing at all.

00:22:25.240 And I need to read it direct.

00:22:26.960 Yeah.

00:22:27.320 And then Elon said another puppet who can't even talk without being fed the words.

00:22:31.640 The Kamala campaign has no authenticity or true empathy.

00:22:35.160 So Cardi B had a response where she said, I'm not a puppet, Elon.

00:22:38.420 I'm a daughter of two immigrant parents that had to work their asses off to provide for me.

00:22:43.520 I'm a product of welfare.

00:22:45.260 I'm a product of Section 8.

00:22:46.920 I'm a product of poverty.

00:22:48.480 And I'm a product of what happens when the system is set up against you.

00:22:52.260 But you don't know nothing about that.

00:22:54.140 You don't know about one thing about my American struggle.

00:22:58.020 So she mentions how she got free housing and welfare and then says the system was set up against me.

00:23:06.260 Sounds like the system gave you everything and your parents kind of were set up against you maybe.

00:23:11.400 Maybe they weren't working that hard or something.

00:23:13.060 System set up against me.

00:23:14.640 But then you talk about Section 8 and welfare in the same paragraph.

00:23:17.840 So this is what we get.

00:23:19.140 This is the welfare system that gives us Cardi B.

00:23:21.740 That doesn't seem like a good tradeoff to me.

00:23:23.740 And I'm excited that Trump and Elon can team up and do the government efficiency program and maybe get rid of a lot of EBT for people.

00:23:31.060 Trump and Elon, that's what we're actually fighting for is like the existence of a Cardi B type 40 years from now or something.

00:23:38.420 So we need to get them off.

00:23:39.820 And then Cardi B was obviously that was her on stage in front of all those people representing Kamala Harris.

00:23:45.780 And then here's also what Cardi B was up to years before she became popular.

00:23:50.500 I had to go strip.

00:23:53.480 I had to go, oh yeah, you want to fuck me?

00:23:56.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go to this hotel.

00:23:58.200 And I drug niggas up and I robbed them.

00:24:00.560 That's what I used to do.

00:24:02.260 Nothing was motherfucking handed to me, my nigga.

00:24:04.480 Nothing.

00:24:05.620 Nothing.

00:24:07.080 So it was kind of hard to understand.

00:24:09.620 But she was explaining that when she was a stripper, that men would want to have sex with her.

00:24:14.400 And then she'd take them back to a hotel and then drug them and rob them.

00:24:17.740 And then she continues to say nothing was handed to me.

00:24:20.600 And it's like, well, you just mentioned welfare before.

00:24:23.540 Section 8 welfare.

00:24:24.540 So welfare and then still doing crime.

00:24:27.040 You had the welfare and then you still did the crime.

00:24:29.800 So, you know, I guess that's a Democrat spokesperson.

00:24:32.500 That's kind of who they're here for, right?

00:24:34.980 It rings true.

00:24:36.480 That's the type.

00:24:37.840 And Mark Cuban a few days ago, as you guys remember, said, Trump, you never see him around with intelligent, strong women.

00:24:44.420 And then, you know, OK, you want to make that claim.

00:24:47.180 Who are the women hanging around with Kamala Harris?

00:24:49.160 Cardi B.

00:24:49.920 You had her on stage.

00:24:51.300 Here's a Cardi B tweet.

00:24:52.700 I wonder how pee tastes like.

00:24:55.900 She's brilliant.

00:24:56.760 That's a curious mind.

00:24:58.000 That's like a beautiful mind.

00:24:59.300 Yeah, very smart individual.

00:25:03.060 And then we had J-Lo up there, too.

00:25:05.680 She was crying about Kamala Harris.

00:25:07.400 I promised myself I wouldn't get emotional.

00:25:11.400 But you know what?

00:25:13.940 You know what?

00:25:15.940 We should be emotional.

00:25:17.980 We should be upset.

00:25:19.720 We should be scared and outraged.

00:25:21.620 We should.

00:25:22.820 Our pain matters.

00:25:24.000 We matter.

00:25:25.880 You matter.

00:25:26.880 Oh.

00:25:27.740 Oh.

00:25:28.860 Crying.

00:25:29.220 Aren't you friends with P. Diddy?

00:25:30.580 Yeah.

00:25:31.040 Crying.

00:25:31.400 She dated him.

00:25:32.120 Did you date P. Diddy during all the stuff that was happening?

00:25:35.200 And crying on stage, dude?

00:25:36.640 Where was this in Anaconda?

00:25:38.340 Where was this in Geely?

00:25:39.640 Well, let's not go crazy.

00:25:42.580 Geely wasn't bad.

00:25:44.620 Where was this in Made in Manhattan?

00:25:46.780 Okay, let's not say anything we're going to regret.

00:25:49.300 Made in Manhattan, Monster-in-Law, Anaconda, Geely.

00:25:52.540 These are all good movies.

00:25:53.660 She had a good rom-com run there for a while.

00:25:55.700 These are all good movies.

00:25:56.840 She is a good actor.

00:25:58.220 And that's why she's on stage crying, because she's friends with P. Diddy, dated P. Diddy,

00:26:03.100 and now she's forced to go on stage and pretend she cares about politics and loves Kamala Harris.

00:26:08.400 All right.

00:26:09.000 Can you read the tweet that sums that up as well?

00:26:11.500 It said,

00:26:11.740 People often forget that celebrity actors are professional liars, literally.

00:26:15.360 Their success is often tied to the believability of their lie.

00:26:19.080 That's what acting is.

00:26:20.260 These people are paid to convincingly endorse Kamala.

00:26:22.680 They are paid to do their job.

00:26:24.180 Makes sense.

00:26:24.900 Yeah.

00:26:25.320 That's who we're dealing with.

00:26:26.180 But, you know, to respect to J-Lo, Autism Capital, who tweeted that, she's actually a triple threat.

00:26:31.540 She's a dancer, singer, actor.

00:26:33.080 So, yeah.

00:26:33.700 She's a liar, and she can look good while doing it.

00:26:36.360 Yeah, yeah.

00:26:36.960 She's very talented.

00:26:38.340 I know.

00:26:38.780 So, are we in on this endorsement?

00:26:41.040 Are we going to switch our votes now, because J-Lo cried on stage?

00:26:44.460 Well, we can make up our mind at the end of the show.

00:26:47.180 Yeah.

00:26:47.700 And then T-Pain.

00:26:48.680 We have some of our own celebrities, too, obviously, and our own billionaires now.

00:26:51.940 T-Pain came out and endorsed Trump.

00:26:54.920 Look how he did his most recent concert.

00:26:59.620 Hello, America.

00:27:06.820 Daddy Payne is finally here.

00:27:10.360 Happy birthday!

00:27:12.460 All right.

00:27:14.100 Love to see it.

00:27:15.060 Sure.

00:27:15.580 Thank you, T-Pain.

00:27:16.580 Very cool.

00:27:17.240 And then, also, to be completely fair and objective, Bartender is one of the best songs

00:27:23.060 in world history.

00:27:23.960 That's true.

00:27:24.840 That's true.

00:27:25.440 Wednesday night, I'm on the list.

00:27:26.360 T-Pain plus three.

00:27:27.540 T-Pain plus three.

00:27:28.800 Yeah, that echo.

00:27:29.580 He really knew how to use that echo.

00:27:31.040 He knew.

00:27:32.040 He knows what catches.

00:27:33.260 He knows what holds.

00:27:34.860 All right.

00:27:35.280 Next, we're getting to some more-

00:27:36.120 As if celebrity endorsements are moving the needle either way, in either direction.

00:27:40.660 I bet that T-Pain endorsement maybe moves the needle in the black community.

00:27:44.340 A light bulb went off in one single black guy's head.

00:27:47.200 It's like, damn, T-Pain.

00:27:48.660 Nappy boy.

00:27:49.540 I know T-Pain about his business.

00:27:52.100 I want to be about my business.

00:27:54.560 I might go vote Trump.

00:27:56.640 And then, we actually, we have some sketchy stuff that's been going on with the voting.

00:28:00.540 We've covered that in the last episode and this one.

00:28:03.240 This is a lighter section.

00:28:05.160 Can you read the thing?

00:28:05.960 Well, outrage ensuing after Fulton County, Georgia, is reportedly not allowing poll watchers

00:28:11.220 to observe special weekend operations in the deep blue area.

00:28:15.320 And this email just says, you know, it's from some woman that says, good morning, team.

00:28:20.960 FYI, there are no watchers approved for ballot drop-off.

00:28:24.820 Do not let them in the building.

00:28:26.500 If they want to observe from the parking lot, you can't stop that.

00:28:29.680 But they are not allowed to sit in the building.

00:28:31.900 Have your security detail enforce it.

00:28:33.900 I love my team.

00:28:35.340 Thank you.

00:28:36.420 With a bunch of exclamation points.

00:28:38.200 So, like.

00:28:39.400 It's like an official voting registration process email.

00:28:44.980 The person's got like a gov email.

00:28:47.020 Yeah.

00:28:47.620 At gov whatever.

00:28:48.720 Friendly reminder, nobody can watch what we're fucking doing.

00:28:51.440 And it's just written, you can tell, by just some manic liberal woman.

00:28:54.980 A bunch of exclamation points.

00:28:56.440 That's who's in charge of the elections.

00:28:57.980 Yeah.

00:28:58.500 It's very discouraging.

00:29:00.060 But don't get too down or too.

00:29:01.340 But we just won a suit in Georgia, actually.

00:29:03.320 That just went to the Georgia Supreme Court, I believe.

00:29:05.840 So, that said, certain ballots can't be after election day that are received after election

00:29:10.600 day can't be counted.

00:29:11.720 So, it's more shenanigans that are kind of getting.

00:29:14.680 Exactly.

00:29:15.320 So, we are on top of it with the lawsuits.

00:29:17.300 And then that specific scenario, they overruled it.

00:29:21.860 And the watchers were allowed in.

00:29:23.780 So, it wasn't as bad as it looks.

00:29:26.360 So, yeah.

00:29:27.060 We're at the final page of housekeeping.

00:29:28.120 My final page of housekeeping this week is going to go to Bonusland, fuckustalks.com.

00:29:33.440 So, make sure you guys join.

00:29:34.500 It's really good stuff.

00:29:35.580 We have a lot of weird foreigners eating, like, bugs and stuff and weird stuff you wouldn't

00:29:42.480 really understand.

00:29:44.800 And it just doesn't make sense in an election day episode.

00:29:47.460 So, I get it.

00:29:48.600 Thank you.

00:29:49.400 Yeah.

00:29:49.780 Very selfless of you to sacrifice yours.

00:29:52.080 Yes.

00:29:52.780 Exactly.

00:29:53.620 And, you know, maybe we'll make a final pitch.

00:29:56.600 Okay.

00:29:57.000 We'll make a final pitch right now.

00:29:58.900 Who should we vote for?

00:30:00.200 Today's election day.

00:30:01.720 We can't vote for the people who cut the barbed wire and opened the border and let in

00:30:06.640 11 million illegals.

00:30:08.580 Yeah.

00:30:08.840 Right?

00:30:09.260 We can't vote for the people that now make Big Mac meals $20.

00:30:14.020 Right?

00:30:14.640 Can't vote for that.

00:30:15.500 We can't vote for people who put Rachel Levine in charge of stuff.

00:30:19.680 She should be in a mental hospital.

00:30:21.620 Right?

00:30:22.480 We can't vote for people who want to trans our kids and destroy our education system

00:30:26.360 and want men to dominate women's sports and have naked trans parties at the White House

00:30:31.180 again.

00:30:31.660 That already happened.

00:30:32.660 That happened.

00:30:33.240 We can't take it back.

00:30:34.180 We can't go back.

00:30:35.080 But we can stop it.

00:30:36.140 We can't vote for people who want World War III.

00:30:38.980 Yeah.

00:30:39.280 We're itching for it.

00:30:40.300 We can't vote for people who allow criminals to roam free after committing crime after crime

00:30:44.580 and just release them.

00:30:45.480 Like, no big deal.

00:30:46.860 We can't vote for people who forced us to get the Maxine.

00:30:51.220 Can't vote for that.

00:30:52.880 So I'm voting for the guy they're all scared of.

00:30:55.400 The guy they're trying to destroy with lawfare and smears by the media.

00:30:59.480 I'm voting for the guy who called Joe Biden a retard.

00:31:02.280 I'm voting for the guy they keep trying to kill.

00:31:04.740 Yeah.

00:31:05.340 So today's the day.

00:31:06.400 Go vote for Donald Trump right now.

00:31:08.140 There you go.

00:31:08.760 That's your last page of house cooking right there.

00:31:10.500 Nothing crazy.

00:31:11.040 We have a little bit more.

00:31:12.080 Got it.

00:31:12.380 Um, they have people are boarding up their businesses for the big day.

00:31:16.580 Yeah.

00:31:16.760 But you see, it says pot belly.

00:31:18.480 We're open.

00:31:19.400 And that's what it looks like.

00:31:20.980 We just had to take some precautions.

00:31:22.700 Come on in for a pig sandwich.

00:31:24.640 In case the Democrats go crazy.

00:31:27.840 I don't think they're worried about Republicans doing this.

00:31:30.100 You ever eat pot belly?

00:31:31.260 No.

00:31:31.800 Very good.

00:31:33.000 Yeah?

00:31:33.380 Started in Chicago.

00:31:34.520 Very good.

00:31:35.260 Okay.

00:31:35.480 Is it sandwiches?

00:31:36.220 Yeah.

00:31:36.460 It's sandwiches.

00:31:37.060 They're hot.

00:31:37.720 They're nice.

00:31:38.440 They do a good job.

00:31:39.080 French dip?

00:31:40.340 No.

00:31:41.000 Oh, you type stuff?

00:31:41.920 No, no, no, no.

00:31:42.780 Just like deli, but they have like high quality chicken and turkey.

00:31:45.880 So my favorite thing about this too, sorry to get derailed there, is this is like, they

00:31:51.760 board it up with plywood.

00:31:52.900 It's not exactly like a fortress, but they're just stopping opportunistic drive by, like shatter

00:31:59.100 our glass door and fuck our day up stuff.

00:32:02.440 Like if, if it was a real mean mob and they wanted to fuck up the pot belly or the Pete's

00:32:07.180 coffee, like they'd get it done.

00:32:09.540 This is just like a low level, like, all right, that ADIQ guy who's going to throw a brick.

00:32:14.940 We just want to discourage him.

00:32:16.720 He's not going to take down the plywood.

00:32:18.800 Yeah.

00:32:19.140 That's a good point.

00:32:19.640 And he won't, you know?

00:32:20.580 So, uh, it's fascinating.

00:32:22.460 People with casual grievances.

00:32:24.340 Yeah.

00:32:24.760 People drive by anger, you know?

00:32:26.960 Exactly.

00:32:27.520 All right.

00:32:27.820 Before we move on to cringe, we have a special announcement.

00:32:30.600 It's a sad announcement and it's not a joke.

00:32:33.060 Okay.

00:32:33.320 This is serious.

00:32:34.100 Uh, one of our show watchers, Shelby, who is a massive show watcher, top show watcher,

00:32:39.620 bonus lander, friend in real life.

00:32:42.460 Uh, she is a whippet.

00:32:44.120 It's a dog, whippet, the dogs.

00:32:46.260 Uh, she's a whippet breeder and shower.

00:32:48.660 And a few days ago, two of her dogs got out, mascot and trip, and they were hit by cars and

00:32:56.560 mascot died.

00:32:57.960 Very sad.

00:32:58.920 Trip got messed up, broke his leg, horribly broken, uh, compound fracture.

00:33:04.780 He's not doing good, but he is recovering and he is going to make it.

00:33:08.600 Uh, Shelby also gave us these nice plates.

00:33:11.140 She was the one who made the plates.

00:33:12.740 She made the Fleckas Talks, the plate.

00:33:14.860 She made a Jerry Rottweiler painting.

00:33:16.940 She was committed.

00:33:18.220 Jerry Rottweiler painting, Jerry Rottweiler, uh, plate, Richard Rappoy plate.

00:33:22.180 Here she is with the Fleckas Talks merch showing one of her dogs.

00:33:25.520 Um, so she has a GoFundMe for the dogs, uh, the costs, uh, the vet costs, $10,000.

00:33:33.440 We've raised like $6,000 so far.

00:33:36.020 Uh, let's get her over the line.

00:33:37.860 I don't really ask for call to actions like this very often.

00:33:41.620 Um, but Shelby is a great show watcher and a friend and something terrible happened to

00:33:46.480 her.

00:33:46.920 Let's support her community, uh, as a community.

00:33:49.360 Let's support her.

00:33:50.500 Let's get her over the line.

00:33:51.820 Uh, everything is listed, uh, here in that picture on the GoFundMe, but it's also linked

00:33:56.980 in the description.

00:33:58.100 Check it out.

00:33:58.720 It tells the full story.

00:34:00.020 It has all the receipts for all the vet bills and stuff.

00:34:02.840 Go give a few bucks to a fellow show watcher who had something terrible happen to her.

00:34:07.280 We love you, Shelby.

00:34:08.160 God bless you.

00:34:09.000 We're really sorry for what happened.

00:34:10.440 Yep.

00:34:10.700 Let's get into cringe of the week.

00:34:14.220 All right.

00:34:15.280 Our first clip of cringe of the week is a presentation by a teacher to his class full of students.

00:34:20.340 Listen, look what he says.

00:34:21.740 Sneak.

00:34:22.640 Boys or girls?

00:34:23.920 Everyone.

00:34:25.560 Everyone.

00:34:26.940 Arby's.

00:34:27.600 Boys or girls?

00:34:28.520 Girls.

00:34:29.800 Everyone.

00:34:31.360 That's cap.

00:34:32.500 Skateboarding.

00:34:33.280 Boys or girls?

00:34:35.080 Everyone.

00:34:35.860 Everyone.

00:34:37.880 Nail polish.

00:34:39.180 Boys or girls?

00:34:40.240 Mostly girls.

00:34:41.920 Okay.

00:34:42.420 Mostly girls, but everyone.

00:34:45.840 That you, mister?

00:34:47.140 Dresses.

00:34:48.420 Boys or girls?

00:34:49.460 Okay, that one's all the girls.

00:34:51.180 Mostly girls, but again, everyone.

00:34:54.400 Yo, look.

00:34:54.980 You can't tell me that postie doesn't look cute in his little dress.

00:34:57.680 Mister, you should dress up in a dress.

00:34:59.780 Come on now.

00:35:01.320 Do you notice a pattern?

00:35:02.780 No.

00:35:03.860 Everything for everyone.

00:35:05.420 Everything's for everyone.

00:35:06.280 Absolutely.

00:35:06.920 Things are just things meant for anyone who wants to enjoy them.

00:35:10.340 Yo, do you want to play with a dinosaur?

00:35:12.600 Yeah.

00:35:13.220 Go ahead.

00:35:14.240 Do you want to paint your nails?

00:35:15.920 Nah, I'm good.

00:35:16.740 If not, no.

00:35:18.100 No one is forcing you to do these things, but yo, let people enjoy what they want to enjoy.

00:35:23.340 All right, everybody.

00:35:25.180 I have some big news.

00:35:26.520 I know y'all love y'all's math teacher, but we do love me.

00:35:30.700 Math teacher.

00:35:32.380 He's been a math teacher that whole time.

00:35:34.280 He's got a PowerPoint with Machine Gun Kelly and Post Malone wearing a dress and shit.

00:35:38.720 He's a math teacher.

00:35:39.640 They do a 15-minute presentation on this in, like, what, your 40-minute math class?

00:35:44.140 And then none of the kids can do math anymore.

00:35:46.800 Well, you know what's funny?

00:35:47.700 This doesn't look like an inner city school to me.

00:35:50.240 This looks like, you know, an affluent, you know, type of place that would hire this open-minded loser.

00:35:55.940 So the Baltimore kids, they can't do any math.

00:35:58.780 They can't do algebra.

00:35:59.960 And then these kids, their math time is getting eaten up with social justice time.

00:36:04.740 And that's just kind of how it goes, you know?

00:36:06.540 You're wasting everyone's time.

00:36:07.740 The teachers in Baltimore, the Baltimore kids, they should be shoveling dirt.

00:36:11.580 They should be doing manual labor.

00:36:13.080 And then these kids who actually can learn math, they're learning the dumb shit where, like, oh, nail polish and this.

00:36:18.620 And this guy says it.

00:36:19.940 The thing is, this guy says it in a way where it's, like, it's not some groundbreaking theoretical thing.

00:36:27.740 It's, like, everything's for everyone.

00:36:28.960 That's just an item.

00:36:30.020 It matters what importance you can give it.

00:36:32.100 He does that.

00:36:33.320 It's, like, obvious shit.

00:36:35.080 It's just, like, an indoctrination lesson.

00:36:37.180 Yeah.

00:36:37.380 It's not like he's telling you, well, actually, here's this little nuance of how life works.

00:36:41.860 He just goes, nail polish, everyone, this, everyone.

00:36:45.440 And then if you want to introduce, like, radical politics into the zeitgeist or whatever, and you want to get introduced, like, the foundation we have as a society is, like, we have some societal norms.

00:36:56.760 Men wear this.

00:36:57.760 Women wear that.

00:36:59.080 Like, we have some, like, fundamental truths.

00:37:00.980 Boys are boys.

00:37:01.840 Girls are girls.

00:37:02.580 And then when you have that, your culture can kind of unify around these truths.

00:37:07.360 Yeah.

00:37:07.700 And then you can go forward from there, and you can, like, build stronger.

00:37:11.660 You can create things.

00:37:12.760 You can innovate.

00:37:13.360 But when you try to, like, go to the foundation of society and remove those social norms and pretend they're nothing and they're arbitrary and they're just made up by some guy and boys actually like Barbies and girls actually like skateboarding.

00:37:26.640 And then you can kind of, like, seep into the foundation and crack it within because now you have a whole generation of people who thinks, oh, all the societal norms and all these things that we've had for years and years were just made by oppressive white guys.

00:37:42.100 Actually, everything's for everyone.

00:37:43.860 Yeah, you start chiseling away at it, and then all of a sudden girls on Twitter are crying that nobody intervened when some drugged out black guy was attacking them on the subway, and then all the men on that subway car were thinking about how the one guy who did intervene is on trial right now.

00:37:58.500 And you go, huh, like, maybe we shouldn't have chiseled away at all that shit, and maybe men should have been a protector role.

00:38:04.700 Men and women are equally protector.

00:38:06.420 Anyone can protect anyone.

00:38:07.900 They're the same strength.

00:38:08.900 Have you seen that girl rugby player?

00:38:10.520 She could do it.

00:38:11.440 And it's like, yeah, that's not what we're talking about.

00:38:13.560 We're trying to run a fucking society here, right?

00:38:15.660 Exactly.

00:38:16.180 So stuff like this, people like this who think they're being progressive and, like, taking away past hate and past whatever, you're actually obviously a Muppet, but what you're doing, you're going to limit the growth of a lot of people.

00:38:30.520 People can't, like, they can't progress.

00:38:32.980 They don't have a correct worldview if the most fundamental thing was thrown out the window when they were at a young age.

00:38:39.460 Yeah, just teach the quadratic equation, bro.

00:38:42.180 Like, let's go.

00:38:43.560 What's A squared plus B squared?

00:38:45.440 Y equals MX plus B, dog.

00:38:47.420 Come on.

00:38:47.780 Yeah.

00:38:48.380 All right, let's get to our next story.

00:38:50.080 There was a Trump manic, an anti-Trump manic person who was mad that someone had a Trump sign.

00:38:57.000 First, before we play this, what do you think?

00:38:58.640 Is it going to ramp up either way?

00:39:00.700 Is this on-the-street confrontation going to ramp up either way in between election and inauguration?

00:39:05.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:05.740 We're going to have some chaos, right?

00:39:07.220 Chaos.

00:39:07.580 So here's what happens when you go in this guy's neighborhood, when he's thinking about

00:39:11.220 his daughter's rights.

00:39:12.300 Yeah.

00:39:12.620 How are you today?

00:39:13.900 I'm great, you fucking cunt.

00:39:15.380 How are you?

00:39:16.020 I'm okay.

00:39:16.680 I'm doing wonderful.

00:39:17.260 Yeah, you're doing good?

00:39:18.300 Yeah, sir.

00:39:18.860 Thank you very much.

00:39:19.460 You live in this neighborhood?

00:39:20.620 Doesn't matter.

00:39:21.740 You shouldn't be in this neighborhood.

00:39:23.320 Really?

00:39:23.780 Yeah.

00:39:24.420 Do you have jaundice or something?

00:39:26.320 I shouldn't be in this neighborhood?

00:39:27.440 Guess what, Nazi?

00:39:28.620 Go home.

00:39:29.300 All right.

00:39:30.240 Fuck you, Nazi piece of shit.

00:39:32.900 All right.

00:39:33.340 Go home.

00:39:34.020 Stop shaking your hands.

00:39:35.040 Go home.

00:39:35.580 Step away.

00:39:35.960 Yeah, because I want to-

00:39:36.680 Step back.

00:39:37.120 You don't understand.

00:39:38.000 Step back.

00:39:40.340 So he's shaking.

00:39:41.800 He's shaking and taking every single ounce of his energy to do this.

00:39:44.880 He's shaking because he thinks there's a Nazi right there.

00:39:47.280 But if there was a Nazi, you're the least physically capable of doing anything about it.

00:39:51.120 And this type of person thinks you're a bad person for voting for Donald Trump, and they know better.

00:39:57.200 They need to elect Kamala Harris because they know better and what's better for society.

00:40:01.580 And that person should be leading in society as a man.

00:40:05.580 This guy with the hipster clothes in Chicago, he's 50 years old.

00:40:08.800 He's kind of losing it, but he's still hanging on.

00:40:11.120 And he thinks he's on the right side, and you're a Nazi.

00:40:13.400 And so that's why he's cool.

00:40:14.380 He lives in the urban center.

00:40:15.920 His apartment has exposed brick, and he's not a Nazi.

00:40:18.820 He punches Nazis.

00:40:20.120 But when he gets up to him, and it's just some guy on the corner who's a Nazi, you're shivering.

00:40:25.800 You're shaking.

00:40:26.420 You have no fucking power.

00:40:27.880 You're not cool.

00:40:29.040 Exactly.

00:40:30.060 And so this next section, we're going to have a couple of real-life confrontations here.

00:40:35.100 We have another one with Emily Saves America in Los Angeles.

00:40:38.260 Some guy who's like, you know, living in L.A.

00:40:41.460 He looks like he's 50 years old, maybe.

00:40:43.720 Listen to what he says to her.

00:40:45.380 I deserve to get razzled.

00:40:46.560 You do?

00:40:47.400 Yeah?

00:40:47.940 Yeah.

00:40:48.500 Interesting.

00:40:49.220 You're wearing MAGA shoes.

00:40:50.280 Yeah.

00:40:50.520 In West Hollywood.

00:40:51.460 Yeah, I am.

00:40:51.960 I'm wearing my dope-ass MAGA shoes.

00:40:53.260 Like I said, go back a razzled.

00:40:54.920 Yeah.

00:40:55.180 He's convicted for rape.

00:40:56.340 It's also illegal to film something in California without their consent.

00:40:58.580 Oh, well, what are you going to do about it?

00:41:00.400 Nothing, you dumb c*****.

00:41:02.340 You f*****g ugly b*****g.

00:41:04.000 You've definitely been rape, and you're okay with it.

00:41:06.480 You're so insane.

00:41:08.880 You're so insane.

00:41:10.060 That's the other side.

00:41:11.280 So this is like a guy who's dressed decent.

00:41:14.100 Like he's got his little outfit on.

00:41:15.380 He's got his dog walking outfit.

00:41:16.540 He's got a purebred dog.

00:41:18.180 He looks like the type of guy who has some sort of tech job, right?

00:41:20.800 Yeah.

00:41:21.120 And he's out here talking about how a girl deserves to get raped and calls her a dumb c**t because she's wearing Trump shoes in West Hollywood.

00:41:33.000 So both of these videos, people are like, you're not MAGA country.

00:41:37.020 And they think they could insult you or whatever.

00:41:39.280 And this guy just happened to pick the worst possible person who has like an online following and will amplify you and get a New York Post article written about it.

00:41:47.000 Yeah.

00:41:47.200 What a dumb decision, and you're like 50.

00:41:50.120 Both of these guys are like 50, and they're out on the street having confrontations.

00:41:56.140 Why?

00:41:56.880 Because their brains got broken.

00:41:58.940 You know how many Kamala Harris signs I've passed in the past two months or whatever?

00:42:04.060 I'm going to go, oh, retard lives there.

00:42:05.800 I'm not shaking you c**t.

00:42:09.180 I'm not ruining my life or my reputation because obviously people are going to disagree.

00:42:13.400 And this is one of those things where you think you can have it your way in your neighborhood.

00:42:19.180 Obviously, people think differently from you no matter where you are.

00:42:22.660 There's going to be a leftist in the most rural county in America, and there's going to be a right winger in L.A. or Chicago.

00:42:30.060 And these people, they haven't accepted – I've accepted the fact, right?

00:42:33.640 I want people to vote for Trump because I think the country will be in a better place if Trump is elected.

00:42:40.160 I think if Kamala is elected, there's going to be a lot of illegals.

00:42:42.940 There's going to be a lot of welfare.

00:42:44.140 There's going to be a lot of like buying votes and whatever.

00:42:46.740 And these people who both confronted the Nazi on the street and the dumb C word – I'm sure we're going to have to bleep me repeating it earlier – they can't get it through their head that half the country is about to vote for the other side, right?

00:43:01.820 Like isn't that so weird?

00:43:02.980 Shouldn't these 50-year-old men be like, all right, I've accepted this.

00:43:06.020 I'm angry about it and I don't like it.

00:43:07.880 But I know logically half the country is about to vote for the person against me, right?

00:43:13.480 They don't get it.

00:43:14.360 Yeah.

00:43:14.580 And then in our last –

00:43:16.160 And they act out from it.

00:43:17.380 Yeah, and they act out.

00:43:18.100 They act like this.

00:43:19.220 And then in our last – and this happens all the time.

00:43:21.400 In our last episode, we showed the kid who yelled fuck you from his truck and they were going, we have to track this guy down and get him fired from his job.

00:43:29.100 He lives in Florida.

00:43:30.940 And then like you have people like this who are actually insane, threatening violence, saying you should get raped.

00:43:35.920 And then what?

00:43:36.760 That's okay?

00:43:37.700 That's regular.

00:43:38.500 That's normal.

00:43:39.200 They're on the right side of history and you're a Nazi, right?

00:43:41.600 Yeah.

00:43:41.700 Well, they're against the Trump supporters.

00:43:43.480 Like it's so backwards and then we don't have that same drive to like, oh, let's find out who this guy is.

00:43:49.240 Let's call his job and get him fired, you know?

00:43:51.940 We're like live and let live people.

00:43:53.960 And these people don't seem generally happy, do they?

00:43:57.000 They don't seem like a happy type.

00:43:58.780 And in terms of our Twitter psyop that we showed earlier, that Christian girl with the IUD necklace and how she's really married to a trans person and they're all fucked up.

00:44:08.620 So there's another one of those cases of before and after on this Twitter that we want to read to kind of sum up the mental health or the happiness of people who would have caught someone on the street like those last two incidents.

00:44:19.340 This girl tweeted, housewife this, 1950s that, my bitch in Christ, they were giving those ladies drugs and lobotomies because they were so depressed and unhappy with their lives.

00:44:30.440 I'm going to beat the shit out of you, right?

00:44:32.960 So you can't reminisce about back when the nuclear family was intact and people, women were kind of happy, right?

00:44:38.640 And then that's not good.

00:44:39.700 So she must be living a way better way.

00:44:41.740 Yeah.

00:44:42.040 She must be happy now, right?

00:44:43.840 She doesn't live like that.

00:44:44.920 So let's read her more recent tweet after that.

00:44:48.780 Yeah.

00:44:49.240 It's not more recent.

00:44:50.500 It's older.

00:44:51.200 But look into the mind of the mental health status of this woman.

00:44:54.840 I'm looking into seeing a therapist for the first time and I'm honestly scared because I'm literally haunted by existential dread that kind of always relates directly back to capitalism.

00:45:04.900 And I need to speak about it and learn how to deal with it before I go insane.

00:45:08.940 But what if she's a Republican?

00:45:10.840 Yeah.

00:45:11.180 So she's looking for therapy because she's manic about capitalism, which she could have avoided as a housewife in the 1950s, obviously.

00:45:19.420 But there might be a Republican, so she can't even get help.

00:45:23.260 She can't even get therapy.

00:45:24.720 Existential dread.

00:45:25.720 It's like we wouldn't have that if you married someone you loved and you had family with them, but they don't want to marry you because you're probably gross.

00:45:34.740 And you have to vote for abortion in this election.

00:45:37.200 So I don't know.

00:45:38.200 Like a nice guy doesn't want to marry a pro-choice girl like that.

00:45:41.940 Yep.

00:45:42.520 So these people are all mentally unwell and I don't know if it'll spike.

00:45:46.220 I think it will spike.

00:45:47.540 Yeah.

00:45:47.860 You saw all the way through Trump's inauguration in 2016.

00:45:51.960 Like people went crazy.

00:45:53.400 Oh, yeah.

00:45:53.640 If they announce Trump wins tonight, shit goes crazy.

00:45:57.780 For sure.

00:45:58.560 And then the illegals will take it and go crazy too.

00:46:01.880 Do you think the election results will be done tonight?

00:46:04.640 No.

00:46:04.940 Well, I think they'll at least have to drag.

00:46:07.600 They'll do anything in their power not to call it tonight.

00:46:10.640 I think so.

00:46:11.400 I think there's a world where maybe Kamala, I don't want to make too many predictions.

00:46:15.220 It's election day.

00:46:16.160 You know, we'll react to it on Friday.

00:46:18.900 If it's close, they can't call it same day, obviously.

00:46:22.060 And then they'll try to make it happen for her.

00:46:25.020 If there's a, you know, if he hits 270, he hits 270.

00:46:28.920 So let's see what happens.

00:46:30.540 All right.

00:46:30.880 Moving on.

00:46:31.660 We kind of just showed you guys what left-wingers do when they see right-wingers in public and

00:46:36.120 Trump supporters in public.

00:46:37.220 We're going to give you a little example here of what Trump supporters do to left-wingers.

00:46:42.240 I put a lawn sign in my front yard and I don't think I should be subjected to these fraudulent

00:46:47.020 mailers.

00:46:47.520 When this 50-year-old Shrewsbury woman put up a Harris wall sign in front of her home,

00:46:52.360 she just wanted to show her support.

00:46:54.300 She never imagined she would be subjected to a campaign dirty trick.

00:46:58.280 It really creeped me out.

00:47:00.140 She was dismayed when the mail arrived this week and she received this postcard.

00:47:04.300 It purports to be from the Harris campaign, thanking her for putting up a sign and alerting

00:47:09.060 her a family from Nicaragua would be moving into her home.

00:47:12.560 That's when I realized it was an obvious attempt to try to either scare me or rage bait me and

00:47:18.480 make me upset.

00:47:19.640 It's absolutely a scare tactic.

00:47:22.240 Yeah.

00:47:23.080 So you don't want them either.

00:47:24.700 Yeah.

00:47:25.200 It's a scare tactic.

00:47:26.380 Like what's so scary about having these people in the country, in your house?

00:47:30.540 Why?

00:47:30.760 It's not scary.

00:47:31.400 They just want a better life, right?

00:47:32.640 So right-wingers see a Harris sign and they go, oh, I'll mess with her a little bit.

00:47:35.860 I'll send her a little postcard saying, uh, representing how many illegals are here and

00:47:40.380 I'll kind of give them food for thought.

00:47:42.000 It'll be a little prank.

00:47:43.000 Like, and what does the woman do when that happens?

00:47:45.920 Gets the news crew.

00:47:47.160 Immediately calls the news crew and amplifies the meme a hundred thousand times what it would

00:47:52.180 have been if she just received the postcard and shredded it.

00:47:54.520 Exactly.

00:47:55.000 She got memed in real life.

00:47:56.440 She got dunked on, like in a funny way.

00:47:58.580 And then she called NBC news.

00:48:00.980 And you had a piece of paper.

00:48:02.340 You could have gone, thrown it away.

00:48:04.420 Now you called the news crew and everyone's seeing this story and it seems like they're

00:48:08.960 on your side because they're supporting you getting whatever in the mail.

00:48:12.500 But in reality, you're showing everyone watching the news, how Democrats don't actually support

00:48:18.440 the policies they think they support.

00:48:20.380 And keep in mind too, this isn't that far from reality.

00:48:23.180 We have this headline here.

00:48:24.120 Governor Healy asked residents to house migrant families amid growing shelter crisis.

00:48:29.060 And that was from Massachusetts, I think.

00:48:30.820 And it's in the same state.

00:48:31.820 They're both in Massachusetts.

00:48:32.960 This woman's in Massachusetts.

00:48:34.060 So it's not even like it's that crazy of a thing or crazy of a prank that literally

00:48:39.680 was happening.

00:48:41.120 It's reality adjacent, but it's more of a meme, right?

00:48:44.720 Exactly.

00:48:45.280 All right.

00:48:45.480 We're moving on to Urban Decay.

00:48:47.280 We have a good amount of urban, nothing crazy.

00:48:49.720 You know, the meat of the show is the front.

00:48:51.900 Yeah.

00:48:52.160 We got to, we got to vote, you know, it's kind of, we're derailed.

00:48:56.260 And honestly, this whole day, this whole election determines if we're kind of playing defense

00:49:01.800 going forward or on offense.

00:49:04.060 Uh, I really want to be on offense.

00:49:06.040 The show is going to be either a ton more Urban Decay and cringe, or it's going to be

00:49:12.580 less.

00:49:12.920 And we're going to have to search harder and find it.

00:49:15.000 And more uplifting.

00:49:15.900 Or the show goes to jail.

00:49:20.120 Honestly.

00:49:20.620 You know what?

00:49:20.880 I saw, I think someone's going to knock on the door and say, Hey, you said Kamala didn't

00:49:25.060 win fair and square.

00:49:26.020 Like you're literally going to jail and I'll go to jail.

00:49:28.800 Um, you know, I saw Ross Ulbricht, you know who that is?

00:49:32.120 He's like, uh, he's serving basically like a life sentence or 38 years.

00:49:35.780 He was the founder of Silk Road.

00:49:37.140 Trump has said he'll pardon him on day one.

00:49:40.540 And then Kamala hasn't said anything about him.

00:49:43.080 He's got like a really hard sentence for kind of being like a young guy who ran an illegal

00:49:47.260 internet marketplace where people bought drugs and stuff.

00:49:49.720 It's not great, but, uh, he got really punished.

00:49:53.160 And it's like, imagine that being your election night.

00:49:56.760 I'm either free tomorrow or like, you know, in January or I'm doing 38 years.

00:50:02.580 That's a, that's one hell of a two way go.

00:50:04.800 That's a big parlay.

00:50:05.920 Yeah.

00:50:06.640 All right.

00:50:07.060 Let's get to our urban clips.

00:50:08.440 This lady or this girl is sad after moving to LA and it's not as sweet as she thought it

00:50:13.280 was.

00:50:14.100 I just moved to LA like a month ago and I don't like it.

00:50:19.460 And I was walking tonight and I was like, maybe it's not so bad here.

00:50:22.800 I had my dog out with me and he grabbed something in his mouth and I was like, Oh, it's probably

00:50:29.800 it was Brown.

00:50:31.140 And I was like, Oh no, he probably has like a cookie or something.

00:50:35.280 It's chocolate.

00:50:36.100 He's going to eat it.

00:50:36.940 He's going to die.

00:50:37.760 I stuck my hand in it's cold and it's wet.

00:50:40.480 It's human shit.

00:50:42.120 It's human shit.

00:50:43.420 There's shit all over my hands and my dog is eating it.

00:50:47.980 And I threw up and then I had to come home.

00:50:51.980 And when I got inside, my dog, he's shit like smeared all over his face.

00:50:56.880 And now he's just hanging out.

00:50:59.240 And I don't want him anymore.

00:51:06.520 Pretty dark.

00:51:07.600 The girl's a good storyteller.

00:51:09.120 Yeah.

00:51:09.680 Human shit.

00:51:10.560 That's happened to me.

00:51:11.580 When I lived in LA, I dropped my phone.

00:51:13.020 You ate human shit?

00:51:14.140 I ate human shit.

00:51:15.180 I thought it was chocolate or a cookie.

00:51:16.700 It was wet.

00:51:18.040 That happened to me.

00:51:19.680 The dog's POV, not the girl's.

00:51:21.940 I just started eating.

00:51:23.140 I smell it.

00:51:23.820 It smelled good.

00:51:24.740 But unfortunately, I think this person's going to go vote for abortion.

00:51:29.260 Yeah.

00:51:30.460 Your dog's eating human shit.

00:51:32.280 Abortion outweighs that.

00:51:33.360 Needles and shit in a cleanly environment.

00:51:35.560 That's not going to change either way.

00:51:37.020 If I were to get pregnant with one of these random guys, I have to be able to get rid of it.

00:51:40.620 Um, yeah.

00:51:42.020 So the dog thing, I wonder, it could have been that other leftist guy who confronted Emily

00:51:47.100 Saves America.

00:51:48.280 Him?

00:51:48.760 He was kidding?

00:51:49.440 Well, his dog.

00:51:50.720 Oh, yeah.

00:51:51.260 Human size shit.

00:51:53.280 Um, yeah.

00:51:54.440 I don't know.

00:51:55.260 This whole, you think about like an issue like that, like picking up the dog shit and

00:51:59.860 then fighting it in your dog's mouth.

00:52:01.660 And then it's like, okay, time to go home.

00:52:03.660 I got to press the button and I got to scan the key card.

00:52:06.540 And then I touch one handle, touch another.

00:52:08.520 There's nowhere to clean up.

00:52:10.440 It's like, uh, you, you, you, you bombed out your apartment complex.

00:52:14.040 It terrorizes everyone.

00:52:15.560 That ripples.

00:52:16.500 One guy takes it up.

00:52:17.880 Exactly.

00:52:18.420 And it ripples.

00:52:18.880 It's like a shit on the ground and it's like 90% right there.

00:52:22.840 Yeah.

00:52:23.080 And then it's 5% within five feet of it.

00:52:26.740 And then it's 3% within 20 feet.

00:52:29.640 And then it goes all the way down to like 1%, 0.1%.

00:52:32.780 And it goes everywhere.

00:52:34.300 Yeah.

00:52:34.680 It goes on your hands, on your phone, on the keypad.

00:52:37.140 It's on everything.

00:52:38.140 Yep.

00:52:38.300 Um, and it did happen to me in LA.

00:52:40.680 What?

00:52:41.060 You stepped in it?

00:52:41.780 What?

00:52:41.940 Tell me, tell me more.

00:52:43.180 Well, I used to, I used to see the shit everywhere.

00:52:44.980 I used to take photos of it and I would monitor it.

00:52:48.060 I used to visit you in LA and you'd say, watch.

00:52:50.340 He'd, he'd pointed out.

00:52:51.500 It was like a game to him because he was living on skid row.

00:52:54.020 And then you have to look down when you walk, which is not a proud thing to do, but you

00:52:58.320 can't step in shit.

00:52:59.300 Yeah.

00:52:59.760 Um, and then the one time I got out of an Uber and I got out and my phone flew out of

00:53:03.720 my pocket onto a pile of toilet paper with shit in the middle.

00:53:08.040 Yeah.

00:53:08.600 And dogs, you guys know dogs don't use toilet paper.

00:53:11.620 And I told my mom and she just like texted me and she just goes, keep spraying your phone.

00:53:17.480 Like with like Windex, just keep spraying it.

00:53:20.860 All right.

00:53:21.300 Next, um, maybe an explanation as to why everything's locked up in the stores.

00:53:26.380 It says POV Wawa equals walk away with anything and you just take it all.

00:53:35.420 They're a corporation.

00:53:36.840 They can afford it.

00:53:38.620 And then you go in the store a week later and go, oh damn, the Doritos is locked up.

00:53:42.800 We live in a food desert and shit.

00:53:45.160 And this is like oppression and shit.

00:53:46.920 I got to ring a bell to get my Snickers now.

00:53:49.520 These white folks trying to starve us.

00:53:51.640 Yeah.

00:53:52.240 So there it is.

00:53:53.040 That's why it happens guys.

00:53:54.660 Yeah.

00:53:54.800 Yeah.

00:53:55.380 Um, all right.

00:53:56.160 Next, we are going to go not fast, but we have two last clips and they're both fights

00:54:02.280 at football games.

00:54:03.980 Um, and they're both black cops beating up white guys, which is interesting and a new

00:54:09.440 dynamic.

00:54:09.960 This dynamic didn't exist until a while ago.

00:54:12.140 And we all know what happens when it's a white cop versus a black guy, right?

00:54:15.980 So just keep that in mind when you're watching this.

00:54:21.740 That's a white cop.

00:54:23.660 Here's the main guy.

00:54:24.820 He's beating up like a bald white guy back to the head punches, which are illegal in UFC.

00:54:37.940 Yeah, that's true.

00:54:39.380 I was going to say.

00:54:40.780 So you're really going to do some damage.

00:54:42.880 Um, and you're just swinging away at this guy.

00:54:44.820 What could have happened?

00:54:45.940 I don't know.

00:54:46.900 That would warrant that.

00:54:48.060 Um, and then we have another clip too.

00:54:51.280 Cops kind of a thug.

00:54:52.860 Yeah.

00:54:53.520 He's acting like a thug.

00:54:55.080 And we have another clip too.

00:54:56.420 And then we'll kind of analyze both similar thing.

00:54:58.820 This guy was asked to leave and he didn't want to get up.

00:55:01.500 And then the cops made him get up.

00:55:02.720 Oh,

00:55:03.280 I'm not going to jail.

00:55:29.860 You can't do that.

00:55:31.860 You can't do that.

00:55:33.860 You can't do that.

00:55:38.500 And the cop was using his handcuffs as like brass knuckles.

00:56:02.060 Yeah.

00:56:02.680 Which is a thing they're allowed to do.

00:56:04.780 If it's a defensive situation, that didn't look like it was a defensive situation.

00:56:08.620 I didn't know cops just kind of swung and hung out in the pocket like that.

00:56:12.540 But, uh, I don't know.

00:56:14.280 I don't know where my thoughts are on this.

00:56:16.660 The guy, you know, there's a certain, like, if you resist and you pull, you're pulling off

00:56:20.520 the taser things, I don't know what you can expect after that.

00:56:24.300 Yeah, exactly.

00:56:25.740 And then there's people online who are like pro BLM, a lot of black people online were

00:56:30.580 saying like, Oh, now the roles are reversed.

00:56:32.560 Why didn't he just comply?

00:56:34.140 He should have just complied.

00:56:35.620 Yeah.

00:56:36.540 Yeah.

00:56:36.760 You probably wouldn't have got punched in the face with brass knuckles.

00:56:39.000 So if they think it's like pointing out hypocrisy because like we're saying like, yeah, he

00:56:43.000 should, like they're saying we should just complied.

00:56:45.160 He should have just complied.

00:56:46.460 And then this happened and we didn't go burn down a city.

00:56:49.680 We didn't loot a store.

00:56:51.020 We didn't do any George Floyd shit.

00:56:53.700 Donald Trump didn't say this guy could have been my son.

00:56:56.700 Yeah.

00:56:57.200 Before, uh, encouraging riots.

00:56:58.980 We didn't do all this DEI shit.

00:57:01.100 We just go, Oh, that guy got beat up by a bunch of cops.

00:57:03.620 He probably should have listened.

00:57:04.480 I don't even know what happened.

00:57:05.660 Like that's it.

00:57:06.460 But it's all, this is hypocrisy.

00:57:08.060 Oh, now the foot's on the, you know, the shoe's on the other foot.

00:57:10.700 Not really.

00:57:11.660 You guys are the ones that were inconsistent.

00:57:13.220 Cause when you see this, are you rioting and looting and saying police brutality?

00:57:17.620 No.

00:57:18.200 Yeah.

00:57:18.680 It's only when it goes one way.

00:57:20.160 There's two natural courses that I think happened here.

00:57:22.720 Like categorically one, the guy resisted arrest, ripped the taser buttons off of him.

00:57:27.300 And, uh, then he got beat up.

00:57:29.360 Right.

00:57:30.060 So you do one and then, yeah, you should probably expect the other.

00:57:32.820 They're not just going to go, Oh, sorry, sir.

00:57:34.520 I'll take, I'll re reel in my taser wires.

00:57:37.420 Have a good day.

00:57:38.380 He doesn't want to go.

00:57:39.120 He said, no, what do we do?

00:57:41.740 I don't know.

00:57:42.160 The rest of your game.

00:57:43.220 Um, and then the other part is the cop who you, who's punching him in the face with the

00:57:46.520 brass knuckle handcuff shit.

00:57:48.280 You know, he's, they're probably going to put him on a two week suspension or something.

00:57:51.620 And they're going to pay this guy $200,000.

00:57:54.200 The city's going to pay him, you know?

00:57:55.760 So two natural things happen.

00:57:57.280 And then like, is society safer or better for either of them?

00:58:00.480 No, no.

00:58:01.920 Go stop the shoplifter or something.

00:58:03.780 Go shop the Wawa guy.

00:58:05.240 Exactly.

00:58:05.740 So, well, don't get too down or too depressed.

00:58:07.600 Moving on to uplifting gold.

00:58:08.840 And we have some real uplifting stuff this week.

00:58:10.480 First, we're going to go fast through uplifting.

00:58:12.040 We're at the end of the show.

00:58:13.140 Are we, are we behind or something?

00:58:14.600 No, we're, we're right on schedule.

00:58:16.280 We've got five, six minutes left.

00:58:17.880 All right.

00:58:18.200 No big deal then.

00:58:19.100 No big deal.

00:58:20.180 Good news.

00:58:20.860 Uplifting.

00:58:21.500 Boeing dismantles DEI department, joining major companies in scrapping controversial policy.

00:58:27.280 Yeah.

00:58:27.500 So Boeing dismantled its global DEI department as part of an overhaul of its operations.

00:58:33.440 This was, I think, Robbie Starbuck had threatened them.

00:58:36.720 He said, Hey, he opened up his jacket.

00:58:38.640 He goes, I got the files.

00:58:40.500 Um, he threatened them.

00:58:41.740 And then this whole thing, Sarah Liang Bowen, a company vice president, VP, you know, high

00:58:46.940 salary VP at Boeing, pretty high salary, a lot of responsibility.

00:58:50.540 You're, you got your whole undercurrent in the org chart, bunch of people under you.

00:58:54.740 Um, she left the company.

00:58:57.780 So that's kind of like when we win, like these DEI people are fucking unemployed and there's

00:59:03.860 no other job.

00:59:05.000 She doesn't go to Nike next, or she doesn't go to whatever.

00:59:08.340 They're all gone.

00:59:09.520 You know, all everyone else sees that and they go, Oh, Debbie just got fired.

00:59:13.180 She's gone.

00:59:14.600 All that shit.

00:59:15.360 We're not doing that anymore.

00:59:16.480 And the person who was in charge of it is out.

00:59:18.480 And then if your company is going through any sort of financial hardship, it's like, Hey,

00:59:22.120 I've, you're not going to believe this.

00:59:23.700 I found a piece of the company that takes up like three and a half million in payroll.

00:59:29.500 We can cut it tomorrow.

00:59:31.460 And that's, it already should be cut.

00:59:33.400 It's kind of like a, an affluence job.

00:59:35.760 But what's going to happen?

00:59:36.560 Are we, is our planes going to be built in the safe enough way?

00:59:39.660 Let me tell you something.

00:59:40.940 It doesn't affect the bottom line at all.

00:59:43.300 The planes will be safer.

00:59:45.240 We can hire people who actually can do the job.

00:59:48.040 Yeah.

00:59:48.260 So love to see it uplifted gold.

00:59:50.000 All right.

00:59:50.280 Next is a bear that got released.

00:59:53.700 That's what you don't want to see.

00:59:57.860 Look how he jumps in the truck though.

01:00:01.240 He almost fell out.

01:00:02.960 And yeah.

01:00:03.760 And you guys know if you're standing in the bed of a pickup truck, if you're standing in

01:00:08.220 the bed of a pickup truck and it goes, the tendency to fall out of it is high.

01:00:12.360 Yeah.

01:00:12.500 That's what happens.

01:00:13.480 Inertia movement.

01:00:15.480 Yeah.

01:00:15.720 Stuff like that.

01:00:16.720 He gets in and he stays in.

01:00:19.520 I don't know how he almost fell out with the bear.

01:00:21.660 Yeah.

01:00:22.240 Like that, that, the people driving the truck are lucky.

01:00:26.380 He stayed in.

01:00:27.320 Yeah.

01:00:27.620 And I don't know.

01:00:28.580 Do you readjust your policy anymore?

01:00:30.500 You just let out a fully aggressive, untranquilized bear.

01:00:33.880 That's how you do it.

01:00:34.760 Maybe leave them in a field with a little drowsy.

01:00:37.340 Yeah.

01:00:37.900 I think the move would be, you have the box, you bring the truck up next to the box, you

01:00:42.880 stand in the bed of the truck, you open it, you drive away.

01:00:46.600 Yeah.

01:00:47.000 That way you don't have to transition from top of the box to the pickup.

01:00:50.400 Okay.

01:00:50.740 Very fair.

01:00:51.260 That's how you get in trouble.

01:00:52.220 Extremely fair.

01:00:52.920 All right.

01:00:53.180 Let's go to the singing tour guide.

01:00:54.880 You guys know I love this.

01:01:01.160 Yo, skin.

01:01:02.360 Everyone, come on, let's sing along.

01:01:03.620 Yo, skin and bones.

01:01:06.500 You're turning to something beautiful.

01:01:12.060 You know, you know I love you so.

01:01:17.940 Come on, everybody.

01:01:18.900 You know I love you.

01:01:19.680 You know I love you so.

01:01:22.860 Isn't that nice?

01:01:24.860 Not really.

01:01:25.800 I love that shit.

01:01:26.960 You know me.

01:01:27.840 Not really.

01:01:28.500 Why do I like that so much?

01:01:29.840 I don't know.

01:01:30.700 It's like irony and music and then like.

01:01:34.100 Earnestness.

01:01:34.580 There's an earnestness to it.

01:01:36.260 Yeah.

01:01:36.500 He was genuinely trying.

01:01:38.420 Yeah.

01:01:38.620 He doesn't care about being humiliated.

01:01:40.600 He's free.

01:01:41.920 Yeah.

01:01:42.420 Yeah.

01:01:42.520 And you're watching it in a weird way.

01:01:44.180 You're a voyeur.

01:01:45.000 You're like, how could he do that?

01:01:46.120 I would never do that.

01:01:47.880 So you're kind of like you're seeing something you want.

01:01:50.800 He's free.

01:01:51.740 He's free.

01:01:52.300 And these Asian people, they have a certain freedom.

01:01:54.840 That's exactly it.

01:01:57.780 And then also, the original song is the original song.

01:02:01.080 It sounds good.

01:02:01.760 Whatever.

01:02:02.660 That is different.

01:02:05.340 Yeah.

01:02:06.020 It's the same but different.

01:02:07.280 Yeah.

01:02:07.600 Would I rather go to a concert of Bono or that guy?

01:02:11.140 It's like copyright law.

01:02:12.400 He took it.

01:02:13.160 Like, he made it significantly different.

01:02:15.820 Transformational.

01:02:16.580 Right?

01:02:16.920 Transformative.

01:02:17.500 Yeah.

01:02:17.760 Transformative.

01:02:18.680 And he made it worse.

01:02:19.640 Yeah.

01:02:19.920 But better.

01:02:20.600 Exactly.

01:02:21.580 All right.

01:02:22.200 Next is a prank where they put a rubber snake on a string attached to their mom.

01:02:27.640 Don't, Nick.

01:02:29.140 The swing behind you.

01:02:39.580 Keep going.

01:02:40.880 Every time she turns around, she keeps seeing it.

01:02:44.620 That's the most cartoon reaction I've ever seen in my entire life.

01:02:48.120 And every few seconds, she turns and checks and starts yelling again.

01:02:58.680 That's pretty good.

01:03:01.140 All right.

01:03:01.860 Next.

01:03:03.180 Yeah.

01:03:03.900 No.

01:03:04.200 Nothing else to say.

01:03:05.080 All right.

01:03:05.100 Next is kids gave candy back to a bowl that got looted.

01:03:08.800 Give them candy.

01:03:09.940 Give them candy.

01:03:11.400 Let's give them candy.

01:03:12.940 Upside down.

01:03:14.620 Okay.

01:03:15.220 Just give them candy.

01:03:16.600 I don't have that much.

01:03:17.520 I do.

01:03:17.940 Yes, you do candy.

01:03:20.040 I don't have that much.

01:03:21.720 I don't want to give them more.

01:03:23.280 Hey.

01:03:23.960 It's sharing.

01:03:25.300 Yeah.

01:03:25.620 Give them a bye-bye.

01:03:27.160 I guess.

01:03:27.980 Happy Halloween.

01:03:29.000 Happy Halloween, dude.

01:03:29.900 Bye.

01:03:30.560 Like, I have all the good candy.

01:03:32.360 That's nice.

01:03:33.100 But also, people probably know they're going to get viral for it.

01:03:36.120 Yeah.

01:03:36.840 Caden didn't want to give any.

01:03:39.260 And I get it.

01:03:40.180 Because what?

01:03:40.600 But someone else is going to raid the bowl next.

01:03:43.260 Yeah.

01:03:43.500 There's a little security down there.

01:03:44.840 Nice kids for sure.

01:03:45.940 Nice kids.

01:03:46.900 But I wouldn't.

01:03:47.880 I don't know if I would.

01:03:48.740 That's not my type of behavior.

01:03:50.820 Yeah.

01:03:51.100 Personally.

01:03:51.680 I was never the kid putting all the candy back in the bowl.

01:03:55.260 Was I the kid taking all the candy from the bowl?

01:03:58.400 No.

01:03:59.540 Was I the kid maybe encouraging one of the people in the group?

01:04:04.520 One of his behaviors.

01:04:05.120 Yeah.

01:04:05.500 Maybe find, like, a kid who's down to do it and being like, yo, take all the candy and

01:04:09.660 we'll get out of here?

01:04:10.700 Yeah.

01:04:11.000 I don't know.

01:04:11.720 I don't know what I was.

01:04:13.080 Doesn't sound like a firm denial for you.

01:04:15.940 But I was never the kid stealing, but I was also never the kid replacing.

01:04:19.420 Also, teenagers on Halloween.

01:04:22.980 Done.

01:04:23.760 You're done.

01:04:24.800 12, 13.

01:04:27.320 That's the cutoff.

01:04:28.480 I saw some videos of teenagers stealing.

01:04:31.660 I saw some teenagers in the neighborhood.

01:04:33.440 Just get fucked.

01:04:34.680 You ever throw eggs or anything like that?

01:04:36.560 Yeah, for sure.

01:04:38.420 Teepee.

01:04:39.480 Those kids don't throw eggs.

01:04:40.600 They're too nice.

01:04:41.480 I bashed mailboxes.

01:04:42.980 We bonked our football coach's mailbox.

01:04:46.140 We bonked it.

01:04:47.560 And, like, we liked them.

01:04:49.860 So, what the fuck?

01:04:51.880 You know, you do a lot when you're 16.

01:04:53.580 And, you know, your friend has his driver's license.

01:04:55.740 We used to go gnoming.

01:04:56.760 And I had a pickup truck in high school.

01:04:58.100 And we used to go gnoming.

01:04:58.960 And we, like, filled the entire pickup truck with, like, little garden gnomes and little figurines.

01:05:05.280 And it was crazy.

01:05:06.600 I know.

01:05:06.960 It was, like, stealing.

01:05:07.880 It's illegal.

01:05:08.920 It's a crime, brother.

01:05:10.160 Like, you get pulled over.

01:05:11.060 They go, what's all this shit in the back of your truck?

01:05:12.920 And it's, like, four teenagers, like, smoke the doink.

01:05:16.380 That's, like, 15 things of theft right there.

01:05:18.640 Yeah.

01:05:19.120 So, I was, yeah.

01:05:20.420 I smashed mailboxes.

01:05:21.680 I threw eggs.

01:05:23.100 Toilet paper.

01:05:26.020 I'm trying to think it was ever really a bad one.

01:05:28.300 Nothing crazy.

01:05:29.800 Yeah.

01:05:30.180 Just Americana.

01:05:31.360 90s kid Americana shit.

01:05:33.260 Yeah.

01:05:33.800 We're allowed to do that.

01:05:34.980 A little mischief.

01:05:35.580 A little mischief and you grow out of it, you know?

01:05:36.920 Yeah.

01:05:37.540 Suburbia.

01:05:38.340 And you grow out of it.

01:05:39.620 Exactly.

01:05:40.240 All right.

01:05:40.540 Next, we have Show Watcher Babies, who were us for Halloween.

01:05:46.620 That's you.

01:05:48.680 Yeah.

01:05:49.020 That's Richard.

01:05:50.020 I'm the one on the left with the goatee.

01:05:52.140 And I think I reposted this to my story, and then one of their grandparents replied.

01:05:56.800 So, I think it's three generations of Show Watchers now.

01:05:59.280 We love you guys.

01:06:00.080 Yeah.

01:06:00.300 Very good.

01:06:01.120 Let's get them some shirts.

01:06:02.420 If you guys are seeing this, DM me a fresh DM.

01:06:05.220 I probably didn't see the original.

01:06:06.340 Yeah, I found that one.

01:06:07.780 And I'll get you some shirts.

01:06:09.240 And then we have here, Show Watchers named two cows after Richard and I.

01:06:15.900 Fleckus, Ratboy.

01:06:19.360 Come on.

01:06:24.080 They run in.

01:06:25.260 Fleckus and Ratboy, run in.

01:06:29.860 Look at that.

01:06:32.800 That one looks like he's part goat.

01:06:36.340 I like these guys.

01:06:39.200 So, they're two cows, and their mother abandoned them.

01:06:42.460 They're two steers, is what he said.

01:06:44.420 So, they're male, Fleckus and Ratboy.

01:06:46.260 And they've been bottle-fed since they were young because their mother rejected them or something.

01:06:51.020 He said, I don't know really how.

01:06:52.380 I didn't know that happened.

01:06:53.340 I thought the mothers were pretty chill.

01:06:55.640 Happens.

01:06:56.120 I thought you could always just sneak up and get some milk if you were one of the babies.

01:06:59.340 That's what I thought.

01:07:00.100 Mother goes, no, and tries to stop them.

01:07:04.180 So, now they're named Fleckus and Richard Ratboy.

01:07:06.180 That looks good.

01:07:06.920 That's good veal.

01:07:07.840 Yeah.

01:07:08.380 All right.

01:07:08.820 Let's cook them up, brother.

01:07:10.080 Yeah, they're big enough.

01:07:11.360 They're steer.

01:07:12.140 All right.

01:07:12.680 Last but not least, someone sent me this.

01:07:16.540 Ryan Seacrisp is obviously the host of Wheel of Fortune.

01:07:19.720 Listen to what they describe their bonus land as.

01:07:23.880 Do you want me to play it even?

01:07:25.420 They describe it as bonus land.

01:07:26.840 Okay, my friend.

01:07:31.900 So, we're going on to bonus land here.

01:07:33.940 We're going on to bonus land here as well.

01:07:36.820 Why do you ruin it before he says it?

01:07:39.100 I don't know.

01:07:39.960 I'm a fucking idiot.

01:07:40.800 Yeah.

01:07:41.280 You have a professional.

01:07:42.100 At the end of the show, you stop giving a shit.

01:07:43.340 You ruined it.

01:07:44.120 Well, that's okay.

01:07:45.880 We're headed to bonus land ourselves with an extra 30 minutes.

01:07:48.980 And people send that to me and were like, yo, Ryan Seacrisp is a show watcher.

01:07:52.940 Guys, I'm a Wheel of Fortune show watcher.

01:07:57.540 When we had to think of the name for our bonus land, I picked bonus lands.

01:08:02.080 I thought it sounded good.

01:08:03.280 It's because I've seen it a million times on Wheel of Fortune when I was a kid.

01:08:06.060 It's the chicken or the egg and we aren't the egg.

01:08:08.220 Yeah.

01:08:08.580 I stole it from them.

01:08:10.300 I just thought of it because I've heard it a million times.

01:08:13.620 I didn't realize from where.

01:08:15.120 And here we are.

01:08:16.160 All right.

01:08:16.500 If you guys are still watching the show, please join Bonus Land.

01:08:19.040 Extra 30 minutes.

01:08:20.000 My page four of housekeeping is going to be there.

01:08:22.060 We have some really good stories from Urban Decay.

01:08:24.880 We have some clips from the Dodgers celebration after they won the World Series.

01:08:29.580 It's good stuff.

01:08:30.620 And we'll do some more political analysis as well.

01:08:33.040 Thank you guys for watching.

01:08:34.060 Like, share, subscribe.

01:08:34.700 All the good stuff.

01:08:35.600 Plugistalks.com for Bonus Land.

01:08:37.060 We'll see you on Friday.

01:08:38.660 And then by then, we'll know who the president hopefully is.

01:08:41.980 Crazy.

01:08:42.560 Good luck, everybody.

01:08:43.700 Good luck out there.

01:08:44.420 Pleasure serving with you guys.

01:08:45.560 We'll see you on Friday.

01:08:46.800 Who are you?

01:08:47.860 I'm your Republican congressman.

01:08:49.460 Now that we're in charge, we banned abortion.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - November 08, 2024

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