Fleccas Talks Podcast - October 18, 2024


ELDER ABUSE: OLD LADIES FOR KAMALA


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 16 minutes

Words per Minute

186.81905

Word Count

14,232

Sentence Count

1,697

Misogynist Sentences

73

Hate Speech Sentences

68


Summary

Today on the show: Kamala is falling behind in the polls, and we wait to hear what she s doing to gain black voters. Then, this LGBT thinks Trump hates her. Then in urban decay, 7-Elevens in Chicago are shutting down and no one knows why. And last but not least, in Cringe of the Week, Josh Sider was faking it the whole time.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 All right, welcome back to Flag of Socks, the podcast episode 209 today on the show.
00:00:07.000 Kamala is falling behind in the polls and wait to hear what she's doing to gain black voters.
00:00:12.780 Hint, free money and weed.
00:00:14.980 Then this LGBT thinks Trump hates her.
00:00:18.220 We're going to explain the actual dynamic.
00:00:20.300 Then in urban decay, 7-Elevens in Chicago are shutting down and no one knows why.
00:00:26.100 No one but us.
00:00:27.500 And last but not least, in Cringe of the Week, Josh Sider was faking it the whole time.
00:00:32.920 Told you, all this and more.
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00:02:52.700 All right, guys.
00:02:53.360 It's a Friday, right?
00:02:54.400 Yeah.
00:02:54.740 We got a great show for everyone today.
00:02:56.800 It's pretty packed.
00:02:58.260 We're going to get right into it, if that's all right with you, Richard.
00:03:00.420 That's fine.
00:03:01.240 All right.
00:03:01.440 Let's start with something a little uplifting to kind of up the spirits in housekeeping.
00:03:05.420 This person is eating dog food every day until Kamala is the president.
00:03:21.940 Love to see it.
00:03:23.020 Yeah.
00:03:23.480 We wish her well.
00:03:24.400 What's the goal there?
00:03:25.240 I think she wanted to eat dog food and then just found an excuse to eat the dog food.
00:03:29.360 And then it's an interesting approach, too, because she started a few weeks away.
00:03:33.360 Yeah.
00:03:33.900 So I think she wanted to eat dog food for a month.
00:03:36.540 Yeah.
00:03:36.800 Very committed to the bit.
00:03:37.900 We will see how this plays out.
00:03:40.100 All right.
00:03:40.400 We have more good news as well.
00:03:41.840 Mark Cuban is entering his final form, becoming a Trump derangement syndrome lesbian.
00:03:47.700 Yeah.
00:03:48.340 MSNBC lesbian type with the giant oversized glasses.
00:03:52.240 And part of the thing that makes him fade into the lesbians, obviously lesbians are encroaching
00:03:56.860 in male territory, right?
00:03:58.240 Of course.
00:03:58.760 You basically can't be a guy without a beard in the big lesbian glasses.
00:04:02.800 Yeah.
00:04:03.000 You can't do both.
00:04:03.740 You just kind of look wrinkly.
00:04:05.160 You get into feminine.
00:04:06.600 And then obviously his talking points are equally feminine.
00:04:08.920 So a blind man just goes, what's that?
00:04:12.000 A lesbian?
00:04:12.780 And then a guy who's deaf goes, what's that?
00:04:15.920 A lesbian.
00:04:16.680 Exactly.
00:04:16.960 They both find it out, you know?
00:04:18.420 Exactly.
00:04:18.960 That's his final form.
00:04:20.080 Next stop, maybe he becomes one of the pigs on The View.
00:04:23.240 Yeah.
00:04:24.260 I'd be happy to have him, dude.
00:04:26.220 Exactly.
00:04:26.740 Let's get into our election section.
00:04:28.760 I'm going to try my best not to say big time today.
00:04:30.980 Okay.
00:04:31.340 Thank you very much.
00:04:32.060 So big time counters, you have the day off.
00:04:35.120 I asked someone who was watching the show.
00:04:37.140 I said, did you notice the big time before I confronted him about big time?
00:04:40.400 And he said, yeah, big time.
00:04:42.800 Well, you know, I guess I did my best and it wasn't good enough.
00:04:46.440 That's okay.
00:04:47.280 All right.
00:04:47.860 Kamala has a new plan to get more black votes.
00:04:51.320 She's going with free money and legalizing weed.
00:04:54.460 Can you read the opportunity agenda?
00:04:56.280 Yeah.
00:04:56.520 Kamala will create an opportunity agenda for black men specifically, provide 1 million loans
00:05:01.420 that are fully forgivable up to $20,000 for black entrepreneurs and others to start a
00:05:07.480 business, support education training, protect cryptocurrency investments so black men who
00:05:13.920 make them know their money is safe, national health initiative, and then, of course, legalize
00:05:20.020 recreational marijuana.
00:05:22.100 Well, so the free $20,000 loan, that's what I want to focus on.
00:05:25.700 It's basically a forgivable loan similar to PPP.
00:05:28.380 Yep.
00:05:28.580 But now we're all probably wondering the same thing.
00:05:31.520 What will this mean for the king crab population?
00:05:35.560 I know.
00:05:35.980 King crab, snow crab, shrimp.
00:05:38.520 Spirit Airlines is on the brink of bankruptcy right now, and I think they're coming back.
00:05:43.820 So that could be a comeback story.
00:05:45.360 Yes, exactly.
00:05:46.540 And we actually have some headlines here from COVID PPP loans back in 2021 and what happened
00:05:53.260 to the crab population.
00:05:54.640 Can you read some of them?
00:05:55.280 Yeah, fish factor, crab prices explode along with rising demand.
00:05:59.660 That was June 2021.
00:06:01.620 Why 10 billion snow crabs disappeared off the coast of Alaska.
00:06:05.440 That was in the same time frame.
00:06:08.440 And then record high king crab prices not slowing retail sales.
00:06:13.300 That was February 2021.
00:06:15.480 So it's a years-long effect once they get this money.
00:06:19.060 Exactly.
00:06:19.640 The first thing you do when you get the money is start yanking king crabs out of the ocean.
00:06:23.500 I know.
00:06:24.000 And they're not fishing for them.
00:06:25.800 Seafood boils.
00:06:27.000 So I want to go long king crabs, but I think there's going to be an eventual crash when they
00:06:30.660 all go extinct.
00:06:31.580 Yeah, absolutely.
00:06:32.580 And where's PETA?
00:06:33.800 Shouldn't PETA be going, whoa, pump the brakes.
00:06:36.240 We need these crabs, the ecosystem.
00:06:38.380 Yeah.
00:06:38.580 It's like an ecological disaster zone when you give this many black people free money.
00:06:42.520 And I mean, the fact that they're doing forgivable loans is saying that we know how much you guys
00:06:50.120 liked PPP, and we're going to not change a thing about that.
00:06:53.640 So the same LLC you used to scam the federal government with no consequences, run that back.
00:06:59.520 Doesn't matter what business you're actually doing.
00:07:02.180 This is a forgivable loan, aka a government bribe, to vote for Kamala, right?
00:07:07.260 Government bribe is a good way to put it.
00:07:08.820 And then they're going to need something.
00:07:10.640 We're in October surprise zone.
00:07:12.440 I'm sure something's coming.
00:07:13.700 They're probably going to try and do a George Floyd too.
00:07:15.900 Yeah.
00:07:16.160 If they can, just to kind of drum up some votes right at the end.
00:07:20.320 And then also Kamala was talking to Charlemagne about reparations.
00:07:24.380 We don't have that clip.
00:07:25.080 We don't need to play it.
00:07:25.720 But she was talking about reparations and how she's looking into it and how necessary it is.
00:07:30.340 And keep in mind, Kamala's mother was a scientist and her dad was a Stanford professor.
00:07:37.320 So the white folks weren't holding them down.
00:07:39.840 And that was like 40 years ago.
00:07:41.080 Yeah.
00:07:41.740 It doesn't make sense.
00:07:43.340 But when you're down in the polls or it's looking sketchy or your interviews aren't landing,
00:07:48.980 what do you do?
00:07:49.700 Offer black people money, right?
00:07:51.740 It's a tried and true thing for the Democrats.
00:07:53.800 And you can call it forgivable loans, but we know what it really is.
00:07:57.020 Big time.
00:07:57.840 I'm allowed to say it that time.
00:07:59.000 I'm going to say it once.
00:08:00.220 And then what else do black people like that you can relate to if you're Kamala Harris?
00:08:04.220 Growing chili peppers.
00:08:06.760 So you may not know, but you will appreciate.
00:08:09.420 I'm the first vice president to grow chili peppers at the vice president.
00:08:12.700 Okay.
00:08:13.580 I like that.
00:08:16.000 Is that a thing?
00:08:17.920 Is that like a black thing to grow chili peppers?
00:08:19.840 I don't know.
00:08:20.220 I got hot sauce in my purse.
00:08:21.840 We know how Hillary Clinton did with that.
00:08:23.640 So I think it is a black thing.
00:08:25.000 They like hot peppers.
00:08:25.860 They like shit like that on the crab.
00:08:28.420 Yeah.
00:08:28.780 And then we actually don't have this next clip, but she had a meeting with some Chinese nationals
00:08:33.800 and she said, you might not know this, but I also eat turtles and bait.
00:08:38.920 I slurp up turtle soup and I make my own wontons.
00:08:43.000 Anything to get the vote.
00:08:44.160 She's desperate.
00:08:45.040 I know.
00:08:45.300 And then she just did her Brett Baier interview.
00:08:47.960 I'm sure you guys have seen that.
00:08:49.220 We're not going to go over every clip, but there are a few clips we are going to show.
00:08:53.000 Before we get there, the media had their talking points when it comes to the reaction to the
00:08:57.220 interview.
00:08:57.780 And, you know, they send the list or the email out and it goes, oh, here's what happens.
00:09:01.760 Here's our talking points.
00:09:02.780 And everyone kind of says the same thing.
00:09:05.400 And it's a little eerie.
00:09:07.160 Testy is the giveaway word here.
00:09:09.360 All the mainstream media people were saying, oh, it's testy interview.
00:09:13.300 It gets testy.
00:09:14.420 NPR, CNN, AP News, The Hollywood Reporter, CNA.
00:09:17.700 So the message went out and the soldiers responded, right?
00:09:21.640 It's very testy.
00:09:22.840 Yes, ma'am.
00:09:23.520 It's testy.
00:09:24.380 So here's a clip I do want to show when Brett Baier was pressing her and then eventually
00:09:29.000 goes, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:09:31.040 Frankly, exhausted of Brett.
00:09:32.660 More than 70% of people tell the country is on the wrong track.
00:09:36.440 They say the country is on the wrong track.
00:09:38.320 If it's on the wrong track, that track follows three and a half years of you being vice president
00:09:44.980 and President Biden being president.
00:09:47.020 That is what they're saying.
00:09:48.700 79% of them.
00:09:50.620 Why are they saying that?
00:09:51.580 If you're turning the page, you've been in office for three and a half years.
00:09:55.900 And Donald Trump has been running for office.
00:09:59.320 But you've been the person holding the office.
00:10:01.340 Come on.
00:10:02.000 You and I both know what I'm talking about.
00:10:04.280 You and I both know what I'm talking about.
00:10:05.680 I actually don't.
00:10:06.240 What are you talking about?
00:10:06.920 What I'm talking about is that over the last decade, people have become, but listen,
00:10:14.780 you know what I'm talking about?
00:10:17.260 I do not.
00:10:18.740 And you know what?
00:10:19.700 I know what she's talking about.
00:10:21.200 She's talking about I'm campaigning on ending Trump for good.
00:10:25.000 I have nothing to say about my track record or what I've been up to.
00:10:28.420 And I'm just campaigning on like shutting the door on Trump.
00:10:31.960 And that's an interesting tactic for a lot of screeching women on SSRIs.
00:10:35.880 That's an interesting tactic for people who are MSNBC or CNN watchers daily.
00:10:40.240 But I don't know if that moves the needle on the independents or the people in rural Pennsylvania,
00:10:45.620 Michigan, Wisconsin, those type of states, right?
00:10:47.980 Yeah, exactly.
00:10:49.020 And then also apparently Kamala's team took this interview because they thought that Fox
00:10:54.980 and Brett Baier were going to be a little more anti-Trump and maybe give her a decent
00:10:58.960 look and not try to hammer her too hard.
00:11:00.780 But not the case.
00:11:02.380 Yeah, they thought Brett was going to play ball, as they say.
00:11:05.180 And he did not.
00:11:06.380 He came out swinging.
00:11:07.280 Here's another question about illegals in the country.
00:11:10.160 How many illegal immigrants would you estimate your administration has released into the country
00:11:17.060 over the last three and a half years?
00:11:19.200 Well, I'm glad you raised the issue of immigration because I agree with you.
00:11:22.140 It is a topic of discussion that people want to rightly have.
00:11:27.500 And you know what I'm going to talk about.
00:11:29.700 Yeah, but just a number.
00:11:30.940 Do you think it's one million, three million?
00:11:33.160 Brett, let's just get to the point.
00:11:36.760 Proceeds to not get to the point and tap that around the answer and not give a number.
00:11:40.280 That's a fresher breath air from Fox.
00:11:42.060 Yeah.
00:11:42.520 I'm happy to hear they pressed her.
00:11:44.400 And then on the topic of illegal immigration, this is talking about the Border Patrol and their
00:11:49.820 endorsement of Trump.
00:11:51.480 You frequently talk to the Border Patrol union for support of that bipartisan bill, and they
00:11:56.300 did.
00:11:56.920 They supported it.
00:11:57.800 But they also just endorsed Donald Trump and said, you've been, quote, a failure with border
00:12:02.400 security.
00:12:03.180 Why do you think they said that?
00:12:05.100 I think they're frustrated.
00:12:06.920 And I get it.
00:12:08.460 They want support.
00:12:10.380 They want support.
00:12:11.820 And that's what that border security bill would have done.
00:12:14.460 These guys down at the border, these men and women, they're working hard.
00:12:18.040 They're working around the clock.
00:12:20.360 I get it.
00:12:22.100 She has that affection in her tone.
00:12:24.980 It sounds like she's about to cry.
00:12:26.360 Like, that's what we got to do.
00:12:27.560 I get it.
00:12:28.380 Yeah.
00:12:28.920 And then also with that, everyone, all the Democrats say the border bill.
00:12:33.160 Oh, they shut down the border bill.
00:12:34.340 That would have solved it.
00:12:35.400 That came out a few months ago.
00:12:37.180 They let everyone in for three and a half years.
00:12:40.300 And then right before the election, they go, oh, we got to do this border bill.
00:12:43.100 Republicans didn't help.
00:12:44.080 And they go, oh, Trump did this.
00:12:45.620 Trump shut down our border bill.
00:12:47.220 That would have solved everything.
00:12:48.180 You already let everyone in.
00:12:49.180 Yeah.
00:12:49.300 That was a late 2023 border bill, right?
00:12:51.460 Yeah.
00:12:51.800 And then that border bill, as you guys remember, had like a set amount of migrants that they'd
00:12:56.980 allow per day.
00:12:58.100 And then the border would shut down.
00:12:59.720 It's like such a legislative joke that Democrats are even pointing towards it as something that
00:13:05.280 like would have stopped the bleeding or done anything.
00:13:08.300 Another thing about this interview in general is I'm very surprised at Kamala's inability
00:13:14.040 or lack of deciding to distance herself from Joe Biden.
00:13:20.080 Both, we showed a clip on the podcast before about what she would have done different from
00:13:25.160 Biden.
00:13:25.640 And she basically said nothing on The View.
00:13:27.820 And then this one, she's not really distancing herself.
00:13:30.940 He asked him about, Brett asked her about Biden's cognitive decline and when that first
00:13:35.900 started showing cracks.
00:13:37.740 She kind of like refused to answer and said he was like a good guy and made great decisions.
00:13:42.540 And part of me thinks that she's not condemning any part of the Biden administration because
00:13:48.680 there's no proof of her ever pushing back against anything.
00:13:52.400 Like she can't be like, oh, I said not to do that.
00:13:54.960 She went along with everything.
00:13:56.000 She was just, she was along for the ride.
00:13:57.680 She was doing nothing.
00:13:58.700 So.
00:13:59.300 But in a time of such, you know, lies and everything's politics, it's like, I would just
00:14:04.920 say, oh yeah, Joe Biden, he's a nice old man.
00:14:08.160 You guys know what's going on there.
00:14:09.440 We need some fresh blood.
00:14:10.700 Yeah.
00:14:10.920 You could just completely throw him under the bus.
00:14:12.780 He doesn't even know probably.
00:14:13.840 I know.
00:14:14.160 I wouldn't have made some of the decisions he did about the border.
00:14:16.560 You can just lie.
00:14:17.520 But I'm fascinated by her decision not to, which leads me to believe there's something
00:14:21.400 extra going on there.
00:14:22.680 Right.
00:14:22.780 Guys, Joe Biden's retarded.
00:14:24.480 Yeah.
00:14:24.660 My brain works a little better.
00:14:26.840 I'm fresh.
00:14:28.240 All right.
00:14:28.680 Let's get deeper into our politics section.
00:14:30.840 Trump released a compilation of Tim Walsh's floppiness.
00:14:34.740 Yeah.
00:14:35.020 Are we just going to play this in the background?
00:14:36.140 Yeah.
00:14:36.340 We can play it in the background.
00:14:37.100 Here it is.
00:14:38.240 Here he goes.
00:14:39.180 And then we don't have the music playing.
00:14:40.740 It's copywritten, but it's Dancing Queen by ABBA.
00:14:43.600 Yeah.
00:14:44.260 And they're just showing him flopping.
00:14:45.800 He's on some real Mr. Bean shit.
00:14:47.480 Yeah.
00:14:47.860 He's Mr. Bean shit.
00:14:49.620 Inspector Gadget shit flopping around.
00:14:52.240 Real disgusting.
00:14:53.440 And, you know, we've always said it, but it's nice to see the Trump campaign actually
00:14:56.920 showing this.
00:14:57.780 And then we called that out so early.
00:14:59.440 I don't want to say we're the first ones to call it out, but we are probably top one.
00:15:03.480 Yeah.
00:15:03.740 And this is a play for male voters, too, because like women will be like, well, I don't
00:15:07.380 get it.
00:15:07.720 What are they making fun of?
00:15:08.720 And men just have that like signature look of disgust on their face.
00:15:11.920 Like he shouldn't be doing that.
00:15:13.380 Shouldn't be moving around like that.
00:15:14.740 Yeah.
00:15:15.420 So, yeah, good to see it.
00:15:16.520 And then it's such a basic fundamental thing, like the way someone physically moves in their
00:15:20.840 body language.
00:15:21.720 And everyone wants to focus on policy and what he voted for and what he did as governor.
00:15:25.920 Which is also shitty and floppy and disgusting.
00:15:28.520 Yeah.
00:15:28.720 Which is very bad as well.
00:15:30.700 But you can really boil it down to his behavior and the way he physically moves and then tell
00:15:36.480 people like, yo, something ain't right.
00:15:38.740 Can't trust a guy like that.
00:15:39.680 You're going to vote for this guy.
00:15:40.480 You think this guy is going to handle Iran or Russia or whatever you guys are mad about.
00:15:44.800 Ukraine.
00:15:45.420 Yeah.
00:15:45.940 And then Tim Walz did a press conference where he's talking about J.D. Vance.
00:15:50.920 Let's let that play.
00:15:54.060 He's talking about Trump.
00:15:55.000 But he walks into this grocery store and he hands a hundred dollar bill to a lady to pay
00:15:59.200 for his groceries.
00:15:59.960 Did you see this?
00:16:01.640 So I'm like thinking, I wonder what he's doing there.
00:16:03.520 And then I got to thinking, I think it's just natural.
00:16:05.880 Any woman he sees, he pays off because he did something on there.
00:16:08.640 I'm going to, I don't know.
00:16:10.980 I don't know.
00:16:13.060 Someone on Twitter said he's Elmer Fudd maxing.
00:16:16.040 Yeah, I can see it.
00:16:17.640 And you know what?
00:16:18.300 At least he's trying something.
00:16:19.580 He's swinging away at something there.
00:16:21.040 I can't really fault him.
00:16:22.140 He didn't flop.
00:16:23.040 He tried to make a bit, you know, he fell a little short maybe, but that's kind of what
00:16:27.460 you should be doing.
00:16:28.460 Doing bits.
00:16:29.400 I'll never fault someone for trying to do bits.
00:16:31.580 Swing away, Meryl.
00:16:32.500 Swing away.
00:16:33.140 Yeah, exactly.
00:16:34.140 Next, Joe Biden chimed in as well, getting involved in the action.
00:16:38.100 She beat Trump so badly in the debate, he's scared to death to beat her again.
00:16:43.020 That's a fact.
00:16:44.420 There he is.
00:16:45.580 Still got it.
00:16:46.940 Still got it.
00:16:47.680 There he is.
00:16:48.800 Good to check in on him.
00:16:50.640 And then Kamala had a little bit of a gibberish sentence herself earlier in the week.
00:16:54.540 Let's let that play.
00:16:55.260 You know, there's this whole, I talked with somebody once who said, you know, if you just
00:17:00.320 look at where the stars are in the sky, don't look at them as just random things.
00:17:07.960 If you just look at them as points, look at the constellation, what does it show you?
00:17:12.680 So you just outlined it, Roland.
00:17:14.720 What does it show you?
00:17:18.140 He puts it back on him like, I'm supposed to say something to that?
00:17:21.560 Do I have an answer here?
00:17:22.360 Please.
00:17:22.760 I have a Kamala sentence because she's trying to describe space.
00:17:26.620 Yeah.
00:17:27.060 So space is the distance between what has never been and what couldn't be without.
00:17:31.620 And in that distance comes the change we never knew we could achieve in time.
00:17:37.460 Okay.
00:17:38.880 Yeah, that's it.
00:17:39.980 That sounds about right, right?
00:17:41.080 It's whimsical.
00:17:42.020 It's vague.
00:17:42.860 She never has to really make a point.
00:17:44.840 And she usually contradicts herself at one point in it.
00:17:48.100 It's with and without, you know?
00:17:50.660 So I think that's a pretty good structure you got going there.
00:17:52.640 Thank you.
00:17:53.120 I worked on that.
00:17:54.180 But don't worry.
00:17:55.480 Is she doing it from the hip?
00:17:56.880 Was that all from the hip?
00:17:58.020 Yeah.
00:17:58.160 There's no planning, right?
00:17:59.280 You can't plan a stupid sentence like that.
00:18:01.020 She didn't write that down.
00:18:02.220 So what does she do?
00:18:03.200 Like sometimes people, they just start talking and then they don't know where they're going.
00:18:07.900 Is that what it is?
00:18:08.940 She has no clue where she's going and she's just like, I'll get somewhere.
00:18:11.620 And then her technique when that happens is she says a sentence and then kind of contradicts
00:18:17.920 it to show that it's nuanced and then like takes it further and then contradicts it again.
00:18:21.620 When Joe Biden meanders, he goes, don't get me started.
00:18:25.000 He bails.
00:18:25.660 I better not.
00:18:26.500 You got to respect the bail.
00:18:27.780 At least he bails out and just pulls the ripcord.
00:18:30.920 But don't worry.
00:18:31.760 Even though Kamala is falling behind in the polls, the Democrats are still planning to
00:18:35.840 steal the you know what.
00:18:37.560 Yep.
00:18:38.000 Our current standing is, according to Polymarket, 61.4% for Trump, 38.6% for Kamala.
00:18:44.580 Which was a huge recent move.
00:18:46.180 Huge move.
00:18:46.780 It used to be neck and neck.
00:18:47.760 And there was even a one time where Kamala was ahead maybe.
00:18:50.320 Yeah.
00:18:50.420 Um, but don't get complacent.
00:18:52.680 Don't look at that and go, oh, it's going to be no big deal.
00:18:55.000 We got to play like we're behind.
00:18:56.420 You got to play like we're behind.
00:18:57.980 Polymarket definitely has some right wing bias, I would say, because it's just a matter of
00:19:02.920 who is literally getting onto that site and gambling their money on this.
00:19:06.420 And so if that's more right wing people, then it's going to trend more right wing.
00:19:09.560 So, uh, but other polls, I just saw a Nate Silver poll that had Trump's electoral college
00:19:14.680 probability higher, but it's close and you, you'd absolutely have to play like you're
00:19:19.140 five points behind.
00:19:20.420 And then we have a poll here, um, that is the change from this point in 2020.
00:19:25.440 Uh, can you read national Trump up 7.4, Pennsylvania Trump up 5.9, Michigan 8.2, Wisconsin plus six,
00:19:33.040 North Carolina plus 4.1, Arizona plus 5.1, Georgia plus 2.7.
00:19:38.720 So improvements in every state since 2020, which it should be, you know, there's, there's
00:19:44.640 a huge difference between 2020 and now, uh, we had a look behind the curtain of what life
00:19:49.960 would be like.
00:19:50.640 And it turns out behind that curtain was 20 million illegal immigrants and, uh, tons
00:19:56.080 of inflation.
00:19:57.060 That's a good point.
00:19:58.300 Everyone, you know, 2016 Trump surprised everyone and no one really thought it was going to happen.
00:20:03.640 And then he had a good term.
00:20:05.380 He had made improvements and they hit him with COVID at the end.
00:20:07.960 And then everyone says, you got to vote for us.
00:20:10.500 You got to keep Trump out.
00:20:12.020 We've seen what they do with four years.
00:20:14.180 It's like, it's absolutely the worst anti-American shit you can do.
00:20:19.620 So now they're saying, Oh, we got to get Trump out.
00:20:22.100 You know what'll happen if he gets into power.
00:20:24.260 It's like, we know what happens when you're in power right now.
00:20:26.700 Yeah.
00:20:26.800 We actually know both what happens when Trump's in power.
00:20:29.600 Pretty good.
00:20:30.140 And then what happens when you're in power?
00:20:32.220 Horrible.
00:20:33.140 Lawlessness.
00:20:34.020 Very bad lawlessness.
00:20:35.560 Everyone, uh, is here illegally.
00:20:37.500 Big time.
00:20:38.620 Big time.
00:20:39.400 All right.
00:20:39.940 So don't worry.
00:20:41.220 Also, uh, the single women are working on collecting votes here.
00:20:44.800 This lady is making her grandma vote and look what she does to convince her.
00:20:49.820 Okay.
00:20:50.420 Grandma, do you want to vote for the first black woman president ever?
00:20:56.040 Yeah.
00:20:56.600 Okay.
00:20:57.180 She's a Democrat too.
00:20:58.600 Oh, okay.
00:21:00.480 So I'll show you where to write.
00:21:02.260 Keep the pen in your hand.
00:21:04.640 And it's right here.
00:21:14.720 Good job, grandma.
00:21:17.180 You got to vote for the first woman president.
00:21:20.720 Harris.
00:21:22.440 Kamala Harris.
00:21:24.460 That's the thing from SpongeBob.
00:21:26.600 What?
00:21:27.280 That old worm lady.
00:21:28.860 Yeah.
00:21:29.520 Um, this is some RPS real pig shit.
00:21:32.120 Yeah.
00:21:32.540 Making this old lady do that.
00:21:34.040 Very sad.
00:21:34.820 And if they did this for Trump, I think there'd be like an FBI raid.
00:21:38.720 Everyone in that video goes to jail.
00:21:40.640 Absolutely.
00:21:41.260 And, uh, when she tells grandma to keep the pen in her hand, that wasn't like a, oh, it's
00:21:46.260 better for the video or, oh, X, Y, Z.
00:21:48.980 That's like a legal protection thing.
00:21:50.700 Like grandma, technically it does have to be in your hand.
00:21:52.900 So, well, it was in her hand.
00:21:55.420 Technically it was her ballot.
00:21:56.660 She gave a verbal yes.
00:21:58.880 So, I mean, horrible.
00:22:00.800 This is basically, uh, and then, yeah, we're supposed to believe Jimmy Carter said he's
00:22:04.580 excited to vote for Kamala as well.
00:22:06.340 And all that.
00:22:07.060 It's like, these guys are two peas in a pod.
00:22:08.900 Jimmy Carter's worse off than this woman.
00:22:10.420 A lot of bags of bones showing up.
00:22:12.280 And then also, you know, dead people too.
00:22:14.840 Yeah.
00:22:15.300 It won't stop there.
00:22:16.460 It'll go a few years post-mortem.
00:22:18.980 Yeah.
00:22:19.200 Dusty bag of bones.
00:22:20.180 And then really dusty bag of bones that are actually underground.
00:22:23.420 So, uh, we'll see what those come three days after you don't get TikTok videos of those.
00:22:29.400 Um, and they're also preparing us for a delayed vote count and everyone keep in mind before
00:22:34.780 2016, every election was figured out like that night.
00:22:38.400 And even like Bush versus Gore in 2000, right?
00:22:41.600 That was one where maybe it took a little extra, but then it was like Florida and that was
00:22:45.200 a re-count.
00:22:46.080 So they had finished the count and then demanded a re-count.
00:22:49.800 So like that was completely different.
00:22:51.400 They had to do it all again.
00:22:52.800 Yeah.
00:22:53.160 But some predictive programming coming your way.
00:22:55.740 They're kind of telling us their plan.
00:22:57.640 So when it happens, you go, oh yeah, I heard about that.
00:23:00.700 We might think we knew the results of elections a lot sooner in, in previous elections.
00:23:05.760 We really didn't.
00:23:06.560 It was just the margins were so large that we were able to call the elections earlier.
00:23:10.800 It always takes a long time to count ballots.
00:23:13.240 We're going to see that again.
00:23:14.560 And margins are likely to be tight.
00:23:16.100 So we might need to wait a few days in states like Georgia and elsewhere.
00:23:19.600 Yeah.
00:23:20.380 Oh, okay.
00:23:21.620 Thanks.
00:23:22.280 Random suit man on a corporate owned media, CBS.
00:23:25.740 Who's like lied to us about every issue over the past like 30 years.
00:23:30.100 Oh, okay.
00:23:30.720 So it's going to take a few days and to find all the votes.
00:23:32.800 And specifically in Pennsylvania, everyone's saying Pennsylvania is going to be where the
00:23:37.500 election comes down to.
00:23:38.640 It's the most important state.
00:23:40.260 It's up for grabs and whoever wins that could win the whole election.
00:23:43.820 Here's how they're getting ahead of the delayed vote count for Pennsylvania.
00:23:47.600 So in 2020, it took four days to call the election in Pennsylvania.
00:23:53.060 What took so long?
00:23:54.060 When you have half of your voters vote by mail, like we did in 2020, counting those votes
00:24:01.380 takes time.
00:24:04.360 We saw for ourselves at a ballot intake center in Chester County outside Philadelphia.
00:24:09.900 So this is the actual envelope and these where the ballots are returned in.
00:24:13.520 And this is a sample.
00:24:14.560 Correct.
00:24:15.080 Yes.
00:24:15.600 Elections administrator, Karen Barsoom, showed us how each ballot arrives inside two different
00:24:20.980 envelopes.
00:24:21.820 94 ballots in one tray.
00:24:23.880 Processing them is a tedious task, which under Pennsylvania law cannot start until 7 a.m.
00:24:29.640 on election day.
00:24:30.920 So when we do open it, there is another envelope.
00:24:34.060 So hypothetically speaking, if we have 100,000 mail-in ballots, we have to deal with double the
00:24:39.580 amount of envelopes, which is a long process.
00:24:43.240 And then the ballots comes out.
00:24:44.780 And you can't count it, fold it like that.
00:24:46.840 Correct.
00:24:47.940 We will need to have a whole different team, unfold them, back fold them to get the creases
00:24:53.940 out as good as we can.
00:24:55.580 How long does it take to process each ballot?
00:24:58.540 Several minutes.
00:24:59.400 It's not, it's not like done in a sec.
00:25:02.500 Several minutes to process each ballot and there's 100,000.
00:25:05.820 So what's several minutes times 100,000?
00:25:08.100 And she's like trying to do the process slowly.
00:25:10.700 She's like dragging her feet, showing you, oh, then we got to fold it.
00:25:14.120 And then one, 1,000, two, 1,000.
00:25:16.520 Then he hands it over to this guy.
00:25:18.060 And eventually someone will have a coffee break and she's got some German accent.
00:25:21.800 What was that?
00:25:22.440 That was something weird.
00:25:23.620 Not, she should not be in charge of our elections in Pennsylvania.
00:25:28.040 Yeah.
00:25:28.460 But how about the process?
00:25:29.300 Then someone else needs to unfold it.
00:25:31.560 Crazy.
00:25:32.180 What's going on here?
00:25:33.100 It sounds like there's too much people.
00:25:35.220 At least.
00:25:36.000 Yeah.
00:25:36.280 How many votes?
00:25:37.580 Yeah.
00:25:37.880 Just make sure there's a Republican in the room watching because this is going to get
00:25:41.980 crazy, Mr. Nadler.
00:25:43.600 And hopefully they're right Republicans too.
00:25:45.600 And that's why, yeah.
00:25:47.220 And that's what would be bad.
00:25:48.160 It could be Liz Cheney.
00:25:49.540 That's all good.
00:25:50.460 That's good.
00:25:51.160 Send it through.
00:25:52.560 And that's the thing too.
00:25:54.100 There's like, that's what we say.
00:25:56.460 Play like you're behind.
00:25:57.440 It's like the margin of error needs to be beyond the margin of rat cheating.
00:26:02.880 You know?
00:26:03.180 Yeah.
00:26:03.280 We have to win by like 15%.
00:26:05.560 I know.
00:26:06.040 Then you have like 10% for cheating, 5% of vote flips, and now we're like barely at it.
00:26:10.800 1% for people who are grabbing grandma's hand.
00:26:13.760 You know?
00:26:14.280 Like there's percentages.
00:26:15.780 They add up everywhere.
00:26:16.740 So that was in Pennsylvania.
00:26:18.080 Pennsylvania, like we said, is the big spot, the hot spot for the election.
00:26:23.340 Kamala's Pennsylvania press secretary seems like a very honest person who won't allow any
00:26:28.360 funny business though, which is good.
00:26:30.020 I would say so.
00:26:30.740 Here she is.
00:26:31.800 She's a drag queen.
00:26:33.340 Yeah.
00:26:33.640 Here she is.
00:26:34.520 It's a man.
00:26:35.840 The Harris Waltz campaign's deputy press secretary for Pennsylvania.
00:26:39.580 Here they are doing the splits or something.
00:26:42.500 Yeah.
00:26:43.060 The spin around splits move, which to be fair, that is kind of the final form of a drag queen.
00:26:47.860 That's what you have to do, right?
00:26:48.960 If you want to be a top drag queen.
00:26:51.140 Yeah.
00:26:51.500 And you can do the splits.
00:26:53.640 Yeah.
00:26:53.900 That's impressive.
00:26:54.800 Yeah.
00:26:54.920 That's dancing.
00:26:56.060 That takes stretching and commitment.
00:26:58.020 But, you know, that's the voters in Allentown and the steel union workers and all those
00:27:04.660 Steelers fans.
00:27:05.700 They really love a drag queen.
00:27:08.580 Yeah.
00:27:08.740 That's going to really win over the people in Allentown.
00:27:11.760 So fraud, drag queens, and then a three minutes to count a ballot.
00:27:16.160 That's what we're up to in PA.
00:27:17.520 Three minutes to count a ballot times 100,000 ballots.
00:27:20.180 We'll let you know by Christmas.
00:27:21.820 We'll see you next year.
00:27:23.100 All right.
00:27:24.720 Well, let's talk about one of the results of the Kamala Harris presidency, the illegals.
00:27:31.240 Yeah.
00:27:31.440 We have a migrant update.
00:27:33.340 Remember, J.D. Vance did that interview where they said, well, only a handful of apartment
00:27:36.940 complexes have been taken over by Trendy Agua, the violent Venezuelan prison gang.
00:27:40.940 Yep.
00:27:41.560 Only a handful.
00:27:42.700 Here we have a guy in an Aurora apartment complex who was beaten up by the gang because
00:27:47.940 he wouldn't get shooken down for 500 bucks or something.
00:27:50.620 Yeah.
00:27:52.200 It's the selfie picture there.
00:27:53.560 He's all bloody and beaten up.
00:27:55.120 And the migrants, when he came in to check on a vacant apartment, the Trendy Agua members,
00:28:00.680 they said, here's $500 to look the other way.
00:28:03.400 He said, no, I can't do that.
00:28:05.160 And so they stomped him out.
00:28:07.520 And, you know.
00:28:07.800 Should have just taken the money.
00:28:08.900 Yeah.
00:28:09.340 You could have taken the money and then still called the cops.
00:28:11.420 I don't know what the move was, but you certainly, hey, if it's not your building,
00:28:16.560 oh, I just work for the owners.
00:28:18.020 I'm not taking a Trendy Agua stomp out.
00:28:20.940 I make a phone call to the cops.
00:28:23.120 And so in updating news since the interview with Martha and J.D. Vance, where he said,
00:28:30.960 listen to yourself, just a handful.
00:28:33.100 There's another just a handful in San Antonio.
00:28:37.420 Multiple handfuls.
00:28:38.180 Yeah.
00:28:38.460 So there's a handful here, a handful there.
00:28:40.520 We're going to get to New York later.
00:28:41.980 There's actually a handful there.
00:28:44.260 Venezuelan migrant gang, Trendy Agua.
00:28:46.840 Agua.
00:28:47.580 What does that mean?
00:28:48.660 I don't know.
00:28:49.820 Trend?
00:28:51.020 Is that like a steroid?
00:28:52.700 Yeah.
00:28:53.040 I don't know any of these words.
00:28:54.600 I'm a little rusty.
00:28:56.040 But they've taken over at least four apartment complexes in San Antonio, Texas.
00:29:00.920 This comes as corporate media dismisses their presence in Aurora, Colorado as a handful.
00:29:05.800 Your safety is on the ballot in November.
00:29:07.860 That's what this guy said.
00:29:08.860 And the Daily Mail was the one who reported on it.
00:29:11.780 They said evil super gang seizes four apartment complexes in Texas City.
00:29:17.160 And that's obviously San Antonio.
00:29:19.500 But Texas is handling it a little better than Colorado, who was looking around begging for help.
00:29:24.780 Just last week, a small army of police officers raided an apartment complex in San Antonio and
00:29:29.280 arrested 19 individuals, including four gang members.
00:29:32.700 They confirmed Trendy Agua had been operating at the Palatia apartments for five to six months,
00:29:40.980 squatting in empty units they either rented out to other migrants or used as a base to deal
00:29:46.000 cocaine or, most horrifically, as prostitution dens to pimp out women and children.
00:29:51.640 So, I mean, that's the MO, right?
00:29:53.540 And it's just a matter of how greasy they get.
00:29:55.760 It's like, we're selling drugs, women, and we're doing the old school, like, intimidation
00:30:02.040 tactics to get you out.
00:30:03.440 And they just get on base.
00:30:05.640 They always hit a double.
00:30:07.020 They'll take over an apartment complex.
00:30:09.160 And it's coke, drugs, women, and squalor.
00:30:14.440 You know?
00:30:14.620 Yeah.
00:30:15.140 That's the recipe.
00:30:16.720 That's what they're up to here in America.
00:30:18.420 And then Daily Mail, who is the one who is reporting this, they said that there were three
00:30:23.740 other apartment complexes that they could not yet name because they didn't want to avoid
00:30:28.880 jeopardizing ongoing police investigations.
00:30:30.900 So, more news to come on those.
00:30:33.580 But it seems like a lot.
00:30:35.280 Yeah.
00:30:35.500 It seems like two handfuls now.
00:30:37.180 I think I'm starting to have trouble carrying all these gang.
00:30:40.840 I'm going to use my shirt.
00:30:41.900 Yeah.
00:30:42.140 These gang apartment takeovers.
00:30:43.360 And then also in New York City, they had the same problem.
00:30:46.800 Can you let that clip play?
00:30:47.580 It's actually a subset of a gang, Trende Aragua, which we've heard so much about.
00:30:52.980 They call themselves Los Diablos de la 42 Crew.
00:30:57.140 In other words, the little devils of 42nd Street.
00:31:01.400 So, these are individuals that hover in and around 42nd Street.
00:31:05.380 They're basically a robbery crew.
00:31:06.760 You know?
00:31:07.640 And they've gone in and around Central Park, in and around Times Square.
00:31:12.520 And we like them for committing upwards of 22 robberies.
00:31:16.940 And they range.
00:31:18.640 They range anywhere from snatches to Wolfpack-type robberies.
00:31:22.420 When I talk Wolfpack-type robberies, I'm talking anywhere between four and upwards of 16 individuals
00:31:28.320 surrounding soft targets, tourists, and taking them of their possessions.
00:31:33.460 And weapons used, knives, to upwards of guns.
00:31:36.660 Yeah.
00:31:37.300 I mean, it just...
00:31:38.080 The upwards of guns.
00:31:39.640 I like a guy like that.
00:31:40.520 What's above a gun?
00:31:41.460 I know.
00:31:41.880 Does he have a bomb?
00:31:42.780 I'm going to blow it.
00:31:44.140 But that's a subset.
00:31:45.640 That's a splinter of Trende Aragua.
00:31:48.240 And they call themselves the 42nd Street Devils or whatever.
00:31:51.840 Los Diablos.
00:31:52.940 Yeah.
00:31:53.100 Not good.
00:31:53.820 And in their gang name, they tell you where they're located?
00:31:57.500 Okay.
00:31:58.240 Round them up, please.
00:31:59.440 Yeah.
00:32:00.060 And then a lot of the people are young.
00:32:01.940 Like, there's 10 and 11-year-olds involved.
00:32:03.620 Here's a Crimestoppers post.
00:32:05.320 The kid looks like he's 10 years old.
00:32:06.800 Yeah.
00:32:07.220 So even if you catch him, what do you do?
00:32:08.620 You let him back out into the shelter.
00:32:10.600 But don't worry.
00:32:11.860 The women have their vote figured out.
00:32:15.680 This is basically politics in 2024.
00:32:17.720 There's a lady there.
00:32:18.420 The house is on fire.
00:32:19.660 And she says, yeah, but abortion.
00:32:21.200 Yeah, I'm sure there's someone who lives in an apartment complex that got taken over.
00:32:27.080 I mean, who still votes Democrat.
00:32:30.120 But actually, maybe we should let Trende Aragua take over a bunch of places.
00:32:34.760 Independence, where independents live.
00:32:36.520 It's like, that's the final straw.
00:32:38.540 Like, white guy comes in.
00:32:39.960 I'm in Trende Aragua.
00:32:41.380 Get out.
00:32:42.100 And then that's a get out the vote technique.
00:32:44.720 Yep.
00:32:45.480 Let's jump across the pond to Europe real quick.
00:32:48.460 Uh, Germany is now training doctors on how to deal with people who are trying to kill
00:32:54.280 them with a knife.
00:32:55.580 Und ich schlage zum Kopf.
00:32:58.140 Ich treffe den Kopf und die Augen.
00:33:02.700 She's eaten hits.
00:33:03.960 Yeah, that sucks.
00:33:05.060 And is that a real knife, too?
00:33:06.600 And then hopefully the migrant is a lady.
00:33:09.800 Yeah.
00:33:10.180 Who you poked in the eye by accident.
00:33:11.880 I know.
00:33:12.460 I don't think it goes that easy.
00:33:13.960 You have to have a towel now so you can hit them with the towel so they stop stabbing
00:33:17.920 you when you're trying to help them in a hospital.
00:33:20.360 And that's for doctors.
00:33:21.780 And, uh, you know, is that new?
00:33:23.720 Is that old?
00:33:24.500 How long have, how long have Germany been training doctors on how to avoid knife attacks?
00:33:29.240 And it's like, uh, let me check when the migrants got here.
00:33:31.880 Yeah.
00:33:32.320 And then we have a funny Daily Mail, um, before and after.
00:33:35.500 Daily Mail posted an article.
00:33:36.900 Elon Musk's mission to Mars could ruin the red planet, scientists warns.
00:33:40.940 As SpaceX CEO reveals plans to set up a city there by 2054.
00:33:45.740 It's a desolate, uninhabitable dust planet right now, guys.
00:33:49.640 That, like, might not even exist.
00:33:51.240 Yeah.
00:33:51.920 Okay.
00:33:52.660 Okay.
00:33:53.200 All right.
00:33:53.680 You said, yeah.
00:33:54.620 No.
00:33:54.860 I've never been there.
00:33:55.900 I've seen pictures of it.
00:33:57.380 But is that that or is that Arizona somewhere?
00:33:59.820 Yeah.
00:34:00.200 Or is it that random island by, like, Greenland?
00:34:03.420 But someone on Twitter had a funny reply.
00:34:06.460 Can you read that?
00:34:06.980 Said, pretty cool how Elon Musk gaining exploration access to a desolate space planet would ruin it.
00:34:13.420 But flooding London with a trillion violent Africans with machetes makes it better.
00:34:18.080 Yeah.
00:34:18.800 Pretty much sums up the migration issue.
00:34:20.800 That sums it up.
00:34:21.900 So, like, ruining stuff is possible.
00:34:23.720 Okay.
00:34:24.400 What would be ruined if you did this?
00:34:27.960 Um, all right.
00:34:28.820 We're moving on to our last page of housekeeping.
00:34:30.580 This is my page of housekeeping, where I can say whatever I want.
00:34:32.980 Make sure, before we get there, you guys tickle the algo, juice the algo, leave a comment, leave a comment, yap, notifications, P.O. box, old episodes.
00:34:43.000 You're losing it.
00:34:43.740 I lost it.
00:34:44.380 You're losing it, pal.
00:34:45.540 First things first.
00:34:46.480 We got back to the house after a week away.
00:34:50.420 Um, and the power just came back on.
00:34:53.240 Yeah.
00:34:53.480 Barely.
00:34:53.900 It came on and then went off and then is back on, um, Wi-Fi.
00:34:58.400 Internet is still down.
00:34:59.540 Wi-Fi is still down.
00:35:01.020 And this is actually an announcement for bonus landers.
00:35:02.880 We're not going to have a bonus land today, but we are going to do double dose next week.
00:35:06.340 So, you'll have two 45-minute episodes next week because our Wi-Fi is so bad, we had to shoot this episode, and then we're going to have to transfer it at the gym.
00:35:15.400 We're going to the gym with two laptops, and we're breaking the episode up and transferring it.
00:35:21.320 And it's going to take like 10 hours, five hours.
00:35:24.020 Yeah.
00:35:24.220 It's not going to be good.
00:35:24.980 We're going to be living at the gym tonight, but.
00:35:26.820 At least we're getting a workout in.
00:35:28.160 Yeah.
00:35:28.700 It's like someone's watching the laptop, and then we're going over and doing pull-ups or.
00:35:32.020 But you have to, yeah, you have to work out if you're at the gym that long.
00:35:34.920 I know.
00:35:35.380 You can't just go there.
00:35:36.940 Can't order food to the gym while you're transferring.
00:35:39.360 And then not work out.
00:35:40.500 You're there for three hours.
00:35:41.340 Can't work out.
00:35:42.400 Um, yes.
00:35:43.180 So, there's not going to be a bonus land today, but we're going to make it up to you guys next week with extra bonus land.
00:35:47.520 The Wi-Fi is so bad, it's crazy.
00:35:49.380 Yeah.
00:35:49.460 Uh, part of that, we lost the meat freezer in the garage, and I have a picture here.
00:35:54.540 This is a full trash can of meat that is just thrown out.
00:35:59.580 And there was some at the bottom that was still kind of cold.
00:36:02.120 Like, not room temp, but like a little bit of cold and then, uh, like soft, but like frozen in the middle.
00:36:09.500 Yeah.
00:36:10.220 Jerry's getting that.
00:36:11.220 He eats that.
00:36:12.000 For sure.
00:36:12.480 It's disgusting.
00:36:13.360 Sad to see, though.
00:36:14.140 We lost a lot these last two hurricanes.
00:36:15.980 And this sucks, guys.
00:36:17.020 Like, we want to do a bonus land.
00:36:18.340 We want to transfer the episode normally.
00:36:20.660 It feels like we've been just absolutely getting smoked for the last two weeks, running around.
00:36:24.940 Always.
00:36:25.560 I've been calling Spectrum so many times.
00:36:28.680 Set up the green screen room.
00:36:31.480 I'm really ready to be done with this.
00:36:33.520 Yeah.
00:36:34.000 So, um.
00:36:34.660 Hopefully back to normal.
00:36:35.500 Yeah.
00:36:36.160 But we need Wi-Fi.
00:36:37.220 All right.
00:36:38.220 Next.
00:36:39.220 Record player.
00:36:40.780 Player?
00:36:41.100 Yeah.
00:36:41.320 So, he's playing it through the paper by reading the, uh, ridges, et cetera?
00:36:59.400 Yeah.
00:36:59.820 And I know what some of you guys are thinking, and you're right.
00:37:03.420 Early alien technology.
00:37:05.360 Yeah.
00:37:05.820 It has to be.
00:37:06.740 Okay.
00:37:07.000 And then Mimetic Sisyphus would tell me why it's not, because he's smart, and he can
00:37:11.020 probably explain it.
00:37:11.960 Yeah.
00:37:12.220 But scratching a song into rubber, and then rubbing it with a needle, and it makes the
00:37:17.920 song come back out?
00:37:20.040 Okay.
00:37:20.680 Yeah.
00:37:21.180 Okay.
00:37:22.100 That doesn't sound right.
00:37:23.960 All right.
00:37:24.440 I'm with you.
00:37:24.720 You scratch a song in, and then you re-scratch it back out?
00:37:28.360 What are you talking about?
00:37:29.400 Yeah.
00:37:29.580 Wait until you learn about computers and how those work, buddy.
00:37:32.380 I mean, you're talking about a pretty basic thing here.
00:37:35.420 Computer chip?
00:37:36.300 What are you going to get?
00:37:36.860 When are you going to get to that?
00:37:37.740 That's alien tech, too.
00:37:38.840 Okay.
00:37:39.420 That's as long as you're consistent.
00:37:40.680 And a lot of these guys who are the CEOs and the big, uh, science tech people, they,
00:37:46.120 like, astral project into other realms, and then there's, like, a library there.
00:37:51.360 There's all these things, and they talk to, like, entities who tell them how to do stuff,
00:37:55.340 and then they come back into their body, and then they go, oh, microchip.
00:37:58.840 It has all the stuff on it, the bits, the computer, the data.
00:38:03.220 Where did you come up with that one?
00:38:05.180 That's real.
00:38:06.140 But where?
00:38:07.040 Where?
00:38:07.280 I was told it by-
00:38:08.220 I'm pulling the thread.
00:38:08.840 Where'd you get that?
00:38:09.620 Who were you told by?
00:38:10.620 And then I'll verify with them.
00:38:12.080 I was told on the computer.
00:38:14.640 Okay.
00:38:15.080 There is a thing out there.
00:38:16.760 So you're listening to alien tech.
00:38:18.200 You're listening to propaganda that's on alien tech about the alien tech and astral project.
00:38:21.880 Well, it's the truth about the alien tech, which we're all using.
00:38:24.760 Okay.
00:38:25.260 But there is, like, other realms that you can get to.
00:38:27.800 So there's ones that are just, like, whistling, like,
00:38:31.720 that one's a good one.
00:38:35.100 And there's ones that are lower density that you don't want to be involved in,
00:38:38.340 and that's actually the realm we're in now.
00:38:39.960 Okay.
00:38:40.480 I can't whistle, so I can't get to that whistling one.
00:38:42.780 Well, you don't have to whistle to get there.
00:38:44.220 It just feels like whistling when you're there.
00:38:46.200 It's very peaceful.
00:38:47.180 All right.
00:38:47.460 Thank you.
00:38:47.820 All right.
00:38:48.680 Next, Stevie Wonder watching the Jumbotron.
00:38:54.500 Wait.
00:38:55.020 Nah, I know he ain't just say that.
00:39:00.680 What's he looking at?
00:39:01.680 If you're a blind guy, he should just be like this.
00:39:04.000 The most comfy position ever all the time, right?
00:39:06.720 Yeah.
00:39:07.120 So a lot of people think Stevie Wonder's not blind.
00:39:09.700 Shaq says he's not blind.
00:39:11.320 Shaq got into an elevator, and he was in the elevator already.
00:39:14.160 And then Stevie Wonder goes, what's up, Shaq?
00:39:16.000 Yeah.
00:39:16.760 And then one time Stevie Wonder caught a mic that was falling on a mic stand.
00:39:20.160 He caught it.
00:39:21.340 And it's probably similar to the deal Magic Johnson got,
00:39:25.220 where you have AIDS and a trans kid,
00:39:27.060 but then we give you all the money and power you want.
00:39:29.080 And you're a partial owner of the Lakers and all that.
00:39:31.340 Yeah.
00:39:31.820 So very similar.
00:39:32.820 Okay.
00:39:33.200 You got to pretend you're blind.
00:39:35.340 I don't know.
00:39:36.480 Sometimes they'd catch him slipping, though.
00:39:37.960 We've caught him slipping several times.
00:39:39.660 He's not that good at it, but that was the assignment,
00:39:43.140 and he is participating.
00:39:44.040 All right, next, we're getting older.
00:39:46.980 Yeah.
00:39:47.180 A lot of our friends are having kids now.
00:39:49.380 And I don't know if you feel the same way,
00:39:51.360 but every time a baby is born to someone we know,
00:39:54.880 and they don't name it after me, kind of a slap in the face.
00:40:00.200 Disrespectful.
00:40:01.060 Yeah, what's your baby's name?
00:40:02.120 And it's like some weird name or like Edgar,
00:40:04.640 and you're like, standing right here.
00:40:07.060 Yeah, Edgar.
00:40:08.360 Same goes for show watchers, too.
00:40:10.100 I'm not saying everyone has to name their kid after us,
00:40:12.320 but nobody has.
00:40:14.700 Yeah.
00:40:15.400 Shocking.
00:40:16.000 Austin with an E is a lovely name.
00:40:18.620 Richard with an R.
00:40:20.360 Richard.
00:40:21.240 Yeah, that's a good point.
00:40:22.720 Baby Richard.
00:40:23.720 Baby Richard is pretty good.
00:40:25.320 Little Richard.
00:40:26.060 Yeah.
00:40:26.380 That's where it comes from.
00:40:27.360 Yeah.
00:40:27.800 Our last piece of final page of housekeeping, my shirt.
00:40:33.660 George Floyd Kamala Harris shirt.
00:40:35.620 George Floyd Kamala Harris.
00:40:36.980 That's some real schizo shit, brother.
00:40:38.400 That's rare, buddy.
00:40:39.320 Another shirt you can't answer the door in.
00:40:41.620 Another shirt you can't wear outside.
00:40:44.300 I'm racking them up.
00:40:45.740 Yeah.
00:40:46.020 And then one day, by the end of Trump's next term, we'll start wearing this shit out.
00:40:50.820 Yeah.
00:40:51.100 It's funny because if anybody can, it's actually you.
00:40:54.980 There's no employer to call.
00:40:56.880 You're actually even worse on the show.
00:40:59.060 You know?
00:40:59.560 Like, so it's not, it's not, there's no real consequences other than someone being like,
00:41:04.160 what the fuck is that?
00:41:05.120 Well, let's get this guy fired.
00:41:06.960 And it's like, when you answer the thing at the store, you go, can I talk to the manager
00:41:10.180 and the person turns around?
00:41:11.480 The person spins around, yeah.
00:41:12.520 And spins their hat around and goes, oh, can I help you?
00:41:13.800 It's actually like, this is one of my more conservative shirts.
00:41:16.200 Yeah.
00:41:17.040 Yeah.
00:41:17.400 I'm going to call your employer and then it just, hello.
00:41:21.720 All right.
00:41:22.600 That is the end of housekeeping.
00:41:24.060 Okay.
00:41:24.360 We're moving on to Cringe of the Week.
00:41:25.760 All right.
00:41:26.800 Cringe of the Week.
00:41:28.820 All right.
00:41:29.360 Our first story from Cringe of the Week, Josh Sider, the Bachelorette guy who was doing
00:41:35.080 the trans shit.
00:41:36.160 It was all a bit, guys.
00:41:37.800 Yeah.
00:41:38.020 Former Bachelorette star claims he pretended to be transgender as a social experiment.
00:41:42.980 Expose how gullible and delusional the left is.
00:41:46.340 And he announced this on Alex Stein's show, who, you know, was eager to have him as a guest.
00:41:52.120 Do we want to play it or no?
00:41:52.860 Yeah, sure.
00:41:53.280 The thought of themselves being women, and I think a lot of trans women are turned on
00:41:59.520 at the thought of themselves being women.
00:42:01.540 Guess what?
00:42:01.960 It doesn't magically make them women.
00:42:03.520 It doesn't mean we have to accept that they're women.
00:42:05.700 They are simply men turned on at the thought of themselves being women.
00:42:09.480 That's great.
00:42:10.080 We live in a free country.
00:42:11.580 You can do whatever you want, but don't make your fetish my truth.
00:42:15.360 I don't have to accept it to go to.
00:42:17.320 Pretty good.
00:42:18.060 So he showed us, he did this for like five months to show how gullible the left is.
00:42:23.840 He painted his nails.
00:42:24.960 He wore thong bikinis and dresses out in public.
00:42:28.640 Ha!
00:42:29.280 Look how gullible you are.
00:42:30.780 Joke's on you guys.
00:42:32.140 That was me doing a bit for five months in the women's underwear.
00:42:36.260 Getting my nails done every week and having like a consistent nail salon and a lady who
00:42:41.100 I liked because she was so good at doing my nails.
00:42:43.260 Gullible!
00:42:44.080 Yeah.
00:42:44.500 Five months.
00:42:45.400 Couldn't get it done in three.
00:42:46.980 Couldn't get it done in four.
00:42:48.420 You could have gotten it done in an afternoon.
00:42:50.780 Honestly?
00:42:51.320 Gone to an event and gone, I'm a lady.
00:42:52.820 And they go, yeah, you are.
00:42:53.860 And be like, told you.
00:42:55.640 You could have done it in a week.
00:42:57.440 Got like a ton of videos shot and content and then like leaked it out over the next month
00:43:02.240 and a half.
00:43:02.800 And then you wouldn't have actually had to do anything, but it would have seemed longer.
00:43:07.400 So I don't know.
00:43:08.680 Joke's on us though, I guess, guys.
00:43:10.680 All that makeup and girls underwear and all the gay shit I did.
00:43:14.080 And that was just social commentary or something.
00:43:18.000 Yeah.
00:43:18.400 Or something.
00:43:19.100 And then somebody said, Pagliacci the Hated said, what part of the epic troll social experiment
00:43:26.080 was watching an OnlyFans and selling pictures of his hole for $19.99?
00:43:29.960 Did he do that?
00:43:31.140 I don't know.
00:43:32.420 I don't think she would make that up.
00:43:33.660 I don't think she'd make that up either.
00:43:35.440 So, and then it's the same energy as this guy, this disgusting fat pig who used to do
00:43:40.280 the mukbangs and eat all the food.
00:43:41.940 It's like, ha ha, I'm skinny again.
00:43:43.800 Joke's on you.
00:43:44.500 I was a fat, disgusting, 380 pound pre-diabetic mess as a social experiment.
00:43:50.040 Gotcha.
00:43:50.640 And everyone's just like, okay, I'm actually on my way to work.
00:43:53.560 Do you, is there anything else to say?
00:43:55.240 No more videos?
00:43:56.080 Okay.
00:43:56.520 Okay.
00:43:57.000 See ya.
00:43:57.700 Yeah.
00:43:58.180 So that's that.
00:43:59.120 I'm glad we can close that chapter finally.
00:44:01.020 I mean, it's, it's still giving crazy person energy to me.
00:44:05.780 Like you're an insane person.
00:44:07.940 He faked, he still faked his own death.
00:44:09.760 He still sought out the bachelor.
00:44:11.620 He did this online with no shame for a very long time.
00:44:15.740 So I don't know.
00:44:17.500 It's the type of guy I still wouldn't let near my kids.
00:44:20.640 Yeah.
00:44:21.240 So that's where we're at.
00:44:23.080 That's where we're at.
00:44:23.940 No lessons.
00:44:24.660 It's like the end of burn after reading.
00:44:26.760 Like, so what lessons did we learn?
00:44:28.580 Nothing.
00:44:29.060 I don't think we learned a single fucking thing.
00:44:31.380 Not one thing.
00:44:32.500 But the left is gullible.
00:44:34.200 Yeah.
00:44:34.880 Sure is.
00:44:35.700 I think.
00:44:36.400 I mean, yeah.
00:44:37.180 I don't know.
00:44:37.880 All right.
00:44:38.280 Next is, there was a Rutgers interview where people were talking about Trump and why Trump's
00:44:43.760 so hateful.
00:44:44.520 And listen to what this individual says about Trump.
00:44:47.800 If I were to ask Vice President Harris a question, I think I would ask her, how soon do you think
00:44:58.320 we can get the Equality Act passed?
00:45:01.040 How about Donald Trump?
00:45:02.420 I would ask him, do you see me as a human?
00:45:05.200 Let the silence linger.
00:45:18.080 No, it's so heartbreaking.
00:45:19.940 Why don't you go to Chili's and do a three for me deal?
00:45:22.660 For one.
00:45:23.800 Do you believe I'm human?
00:45:25.260 And it's like, yeah, you're a human, obviously, but you got some issues.
00:45:29.060 You're just not a very good one, right?
00:45:31.020 And then I wonder, why are you seeking validation from Donald Trump, someone you hate?
00:45:37.100 Yeah.
00:45:37.540 Because a person's validation in an ideal world, and as show watchers know this, should
00:45:42.140 come from being a child of God.
00:45:43.740 If you're a child of God, you're automatically validated, and then you're fulfilled.
00:45:47.660 You're fulfilled.
00:45:48.240 You don't need to seek it elsewhere.
00:45:49.820 But when you don't believe in God, revere God, or respect God, then demons run your life,
00:45:54.760 and then they try to ruin your life and destroy you because you're made in the image of God.
00:45:58.820 So you're participating in, like, the devil's work if you don't see yourself as a child of
00:46:04.140 God, which is why this person's becoming transgender or whatever.
00:46:07.760 And it's actually, with the heartbreaking part, that is like, oh, it's heartbreaking, takes
00:46:11.660 the deep breath.
00:46:12.300 Like, the heartbreaking part is what this person's doing to themselves, not what Donald Trump
00:46:16.480 thinks of them or doesn't think of them.
00:46:19.480 Yeah, and I'll let you in on a little secret.
00:46:21.540 Like, does Donald Trump see you as a human?
00:46:23.580 Yeah, obviously.
00:46:24.560 He just kind of goes like, oh, what kind of human is that?
00:46:26.960 That's the first thing Donald Trump would do.
00:46:28.940 He would go, a lot going on there.
00:46:31.500 He respects, like, strength.
00:46:33.440 And this is a lot of people that respect, like, strength, beauty, like, self-discipline,
00:46:38.260 things of that nature.
00:46:39.620 And he looks at this and he goes, okay, that's kind of a mess.
00:46:43.600 Weird short haircut, extremely overweight, short.
00:46:47.020 Nobody, no pain.
00:46:48.100 And, you know, you can say everybody is lovable, like, for what they are and everybody should
00:46:53.480 be kind of, like, respected or whatever.
00:46:56.100 And, yeah, that's cool and that's theoretical and that's what makes someone feel good without
00:47:01.020 having to work hard at all.
00:47:02.520 But no parent ever holds a baby in their arm and goes, wow, I hope it's, like, a fat, genderless,
00:47:08.640 short green hair, like, mad at the world type in about 20 years.
00:47:12.820 Yeah, I hope it's a genderless blob communist who has no muscle mass.
00:47:17.500 It's, like, and that's the point.
00:47:19.420 It's just, yeah, you're a human.
00:47:21.140 You're just not a very good one and you're not being very productive with the world, right?
00:47:25.920 Not really making the world a beautiful place, so.
00:47:28.720 Yeah, and you have some work to do and instead of doing that work, you're saying the whole
00:47:33.360 world needs to change to say that I don't need to do any work.
00:47:36.180 Very common theme.
00:47:37.660 Very common theme.
00:47:38.540 All right, next is the dad of a trans kid.
00:47:43.760 We've showed this guy before, this sick puppy, he really exploits a kid on social media and
00:47:49.940 says it's trans, it's a little boy who dresses up as a girl.
00:47:53.420 And here's the clip.
00:47:54.100 We had to blur the face because it's a child, but let it play.
00:47:57.040 Adorto Edie, and today is a big day because she's going on her first date.
00:48:01.440 This is what I'm going to wear.
00:48:03.260 So the guy I'm meeting is a big fan of Stranger Things, so I got him some gifts.
00:48:07.160 So first I got Jonathan, then I got Matt, then I got Henry, and I also got Dustin.
00:48:14.680 Oh, and if the date doesn't work out, I'm keeping them.
00:48:17.980 I also got this iPad so he can FaceTime me.
00:48:21.760 I'll also be keeping this if the date doesn't go well.
00:48:26.620 You can go.
00:48:27.480 That's like, what, $900 worth of gifts for a 10-year-old date?
00:48:31.820 Very.
00:48:32.340 And then going on a date, you're 10 years old.
00:48:34.520 Like 10 years old is when you have like a crush on someone in class and you barely know what it means.
00:48:38.540 Yeah.
00:48:38.900 It's like you're going out on a date.
00:48:41.560 So it's interesting because this guy's a bad parent ideologically, and then he's just a straight-up bad parent.
00:48:47.860 10-year-olds don't date, dude.
00:48:49.600 You got to have –
00:48:50.080 Well, she's trans, so –
00:48:51.500 And it's like, no, no, no, no, no.
00:48:52.480 No, that doesn't rapidly escalate anything, brother.
00:48:56.060 But obviously this guy is doing it for the attention, and this is just part of the attention squeeze, right?
00:49:01.600 It's a fucked-up dynamic and a – this future, I don't have much hope for the future, you know?
00:49:07.200 The weird dad who's overly involved in the life and then also letting in social media into the life.
00:49:13.540 It's like a recipe for like a bad ending.
00:49:17.160 And I don't want to make any predictions because it's a young kid, but bad ending, one of two ways.
00:49:21.580 Yeah.
00:49:22.080 Find God, young kid.
00:49:23.600 I hope you do.
00:49:24.640 But also –
00:49:25.160 There's no chance.
00:49:25.860 There's no shot.
00:49:26.940 There's always a shot, but it's a low percentage.
00:49:29.660 Not with a dad like that hovering around and –
00:49:32.040 You got to get the dad out of there.
00:49:34.200 And then another problem too is whoever they're going on a date with is now a kid who's involved in like dating a trans kid.
00:49:41.720 So you're like – you're bringing someone else into a hectic mess.
00:49:45.040 It's a black hole of mental disorders that's sucking in other people and trying to drag others down.
00:49:49.760 And it all originates from the creepy dad.
00:49:52.220 And it's another reason to not send your kids to public school because you go to a nice Catholic school or private school.
00:49:58.560 They don't do shit like that.
00:49:59.920 Yeah.
00:50:00.480 All right.
00:50:00.820 Next, this is a different theme of cringe.
00:50:04.820 Slightly different than trans kids dating.
00:50:07.460 This person is playing Candy Crush while they drive a car.
00:50:11.080 Oh, my God.
00:50:12.860 You need to stop.
00:50:14.680 You need to stop.
00:50:16.400 We're playing Candy Crush in the RAV4 this morning.
00:50:19.560 We're playing Candy Crush.
00:50:22.420 We are playing Candy Crush in the RAV4.
00:50:28.760 We are playing Candy Crush.
00:50:34.480 Yeah.
00:50:35.160 So we talk about this a lot.
00:50:37.000 Everyone is on their phone.
00:50:38.540 And whenever I look around, everyone is on their phone.
00:50:41.540 And it's not like, oh, I'm reading a quick text or I'm like plugging in directions into the GPS.
00:50:45.360 Yes.
00:50:46.040 I've seen people scrolling Instagram algorithm brain rot.
00:50:50.640 Just like casually consuming Instagram.
00:50:53.500 It's like I can do both.
00:50:54.760 I have no responsibility to the rest of the drivers on the road.
00:50:58.220 I'm looking at Instagram.
00:50:59.920 And this Candy Crush is a new low.
00:51:01.960 And look at this girl.
00:51:03.480 It's like a normal girl with a commuting to a job, right?
00:51:08.240 She looks normal.
00:51:09.600 She's regular.
00:51:10.220 And she's caught playing Candy Crush on the highway.
00:51:13.300 Those games.
00:51:13.920 And it's not.
00:51:14.340 Yeah.
00:51:14.520 And I'm not going to ever promote gambling.
00:51:16.520 But it's not like you play and then you win $1,000 or like there's some high stakes.
00:51:20.500 Like you're just doing like brain rot nothing.
00:51:22.920 It's occupation.
00:51:23.780 It's occupying a part of your brain.
00:51:25.240 And those games are a big red flag.
00:51:27.400 People, they have like you have something in your brain that tells you to go do something or accomplish something.
00:51:32.320 And a lot of people ease that feeling with just, oh, I'm on level 40 of Candy Crush.
00:51:38.080 Yeah, and then this is another reminder again on the show, uninsured motorist insurance, because she probably has insurance, but she still will hit you.
00:51:49.440 And you look around on the highway and you look around and who's driving and you go like, oh, my God, a white lady with a job playing Candy Crush.
00:51:56.840 Oh, geez.
00:51:57.940 What is that?
00:51:58.500 An illegal immigrant drinking a Modelo?
00:52:00.580 Oh, definitely uninsured.
00:52:02.560 Chinese people.
00:52:03.720 Just Chinese people in general.
00:52:05.400 You look behind you in the rearview mirror and it's that fat woman from Housekeeping who's holding her grandma's hands on the steering wheel.
00:52:12.500 And like it gets crazy.
00:52:14.440 People addicted to fentanyl or Haitians, people with no licenses and no insurance.
00:52:19.340 It's a madhouse.
00:52:20.720 Another white guy nodding off and he's on the fence.
00:52:23.420 Yeah, it gets crazy.
00:52:24.740 So everybody falls for something on the road.
00:52:28.280 And if you're one of the normal guys, you're looking around like it's idiocracy.
00:52:33.080 Yeah.
00:52:33.280 Insurance is going up.
00:52:34.480 All right.
00:52:35.520 Last clip of Cringe of the Week.
00:52:37.000 This guy explains how he's a doctor.
00:52:39.720 Are you a doctor?
00:52:41.440 I'm not officially a doctor, but I have two master's degrees.
00:52:45.560 But no doctor?
00:52:46.600 No doctor degree.
00:52:47.700 So why would I call you doctor?
00:52:50.620 So I call myself Dr. Renaissance because renaissance means a new birth, a new beginning.
00:52:55.340 And so like I was explaining to them, so I'm an educator.
00:52:57.760 So in my own right, I am a doctor because I definitely teach children every day, but I don't have.
00:53:02.020 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:53:03.040 How does you teaching children every day make you a doctor?
00:53:06.680 Because I specialize in teaching.
00:53:08.300 I specialize in educating children.
00:53:09.880 And that's not stuff that everybody can do.
00:53:12.100 No, just because you're a teacher doesn't mean you should be called doctor anything.
00:53:16.420 I hear you.
00:53:17.100 But yes, I specialize in a lot of different things, though.
00:53:19.920 Like an educator is definitely, I don't know.
00:53:23.580 I call myself a doctor because I believe that I am a doctor.
00:53:26.740 And then we talked about this in the show before, the tell in the side of your mouth where you're kind of like laughing and you're like, ah, shit, I'm getting caught.
00:53:35.100 Well, I'm a doctor.
00:53:37.340 And you have like that little tell right there.
00:53:39.040 He has it.
00:53:40.140 So, yeah, he calls himself Dr. Renaissance.
00:53:41.720 So like you made that part.
00:53:43.000 I made that Renaissance part up.
00:53:44.960 And I also made the doctor part up, too.
00:53:47.920 Yeah, I made up Renaissance and then I made up doctor.
00:53:51.120 And here we are on some podcast, right?
00:53:53.880 Yeah.
00:53:54.280 And you're a doctor because you teach children, which is kind of easy to do.
00:53:59.920 Yeah.
00:54:00.360 It's pretty much the lowest.
00:54:01.800 It's the lowest educator, right?
00:54:03.160 I went to high school with a lot of people who teach children.
00:54:06.000 And then he could have just become.
00:54:07.420 They all got blackout drunk at state school every night.
00:54:10.040 I know them.
00:54:11.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:54:12.460 And then you could have probably become a doctor.
00:54:15.620 Like they're giving him away if you're a black person.
00:54:17.800 Yeah.
00:54:18.060 It's actually easy to get in.
00:54:19.240 You could get a motherfucking scholarship.
00:54:20.560 You get a motherfucking scholarship.
00:54:21.620 So he wants to be called doctor, but he won't do the free work to become a doctor.
00:54:26.580 Yeah.
00:54:27.160 But he wants to be called it.
00:54:28.300 And then that's his right.
00:54:29.540 That's how he identifies.
00:54:30.620 That's his right.
00:54:31.200 And some idiots will.
00:54:32.620 The girl playing Candy Crush on the highway, she'll go, yes, doctor.
00:54:35.560 And then she'll be swiping the grandma whose hand got forced to vote for Kamala Harris.
00:54:40.120 Yes, doctor.
00:54:41.020 That's a doctor.
00:54:42.100 Yep, it is.
00:54:43.360 All right.
00:54:43.960 Well, that's the end of cringe.
00:54:45.060 We're moving on to urban decay.
00:54:47.860 All right.
00:54:48.460 Our first clip of urban decay after Hurricane Milton in Sarasota, Florida, just over the
00:54:54.500 bridge from here.
00:54:56.140 People were out in the neighborhood and there was a young black man in a hoodie in 90 degree
00:55:00.880 weather walking around.
00:55:02.860 And some people in the neighborhood were asking, like, where are you coming from?
00:55:05.580 What are you doing here?
00:55:06.300 What's going on?
00:55:07.120 And watch how it plays out.
00:55:10.920 What's going on, buddy?
00:55:11.780 I'm not in front of your house.
00:55:40.280 You're actually following me.
00:55:46.280 We're just asking a question.
00:55:52.500 Do you live out here?
00:55:56.160 I'm a part of the neighborhood.
00:55:57.740 So, just asking you a question.
00:55:59.520 Do you live out here?
00:56:00.420 And you could have just said, yeah, I live at 222 Cherry Street.
00:56:03.480 I'm your neighbor.
00:56:04.220 I'm John Tavius.
00:56:05.140 Nice to meet you.
00:56:06.000 Yeah, I'm looking for some phone service.
00:56:07.600 Now that the storm's done, I'm trying to make a phone call in the 90 degree weather with
00:56:11.360 my hoodie on.
00:56:12.180 Hope that explains it.
00:56:13.480 The hoodie, I can't explain because that's retarded.
00:56:16.240 Yeah.
00:56:16.500 But when you don't answer on purpose and then you start filming, that's like the same escalation
00:56:21.240 that happens when you get pulled over by a cop and they go get out of the car and you're
00:56:24.300 like, I didn't do anything.
00:56:25.280 Get out of the car.
00:56:25.900 I didn't do anything.
00:56:26.700 I didn't do anything.
00:56:27.760 What's your badge number?
00:56:28.880 You know?
00:56:29.340 And then they grab you and pull you out.
00:56:30.900 And then you go, why are you doing this?
00:56:32.060 And it's just like, all you had to do is get out of the car or listen or give your
00:56:35.160 ID, whatever they requested.
00:56:36.780 Yeah.
00:56:36.980 And then this goes viral on the left.
00:56:40.140 They go, wow, racism is still alive.
00:56:42.480 And you guys know there is a lot of looting post-hurricanes, empty houses, security systems
00:56:47.140 that are guaranteed to not be working because power's out, a lot of valuable stuff left behind.
00:56:51.820 People leave.
00:56:52.620 So it's very common.
00:56:54.600 And a lot of those people probably wear hoodies too.
00:56:58.060 And if you've never seen someone in your neighborhood before, it's not necessarily racist.
00:57:03.500 And who do you believe?
00:57:05.380 The guy who said, I saw you walk past my house several times.
00:57:08.760 You think he just made that up?
00:57:10.260 You think that was nothing?
00:57:11.480 You got it.
00:57:11.900 He's hateful.
00:57:12.540 Or the guy who's just filming and like can't offer an explanation on anything.
00:57:16.900 Right?
00:57:17.300 Yeah.
00:57:17.580 And then Tariq Nasheed tweeted this and called the white guys suspected white supremacists.
00:57:22.180 And then like, all right, then this guy's a suspected looter scout.
00:57:25.480 Exactly.
00:57:26.100 Like, why can't you be suspicious of people?
00:57:28.820 Like, what do robbers and looters after a hurricane statistically look like?
00:57:33.240 We have the stats.
00:57:34.160 Like 52% are black.
00:57:36.840 Yeah.
00:57:37.280 You can't be suspicious.
00:57:39.080 And yeah, it's just so weird.
00:57:41.340 The online left will slop this up.
00:57:43.860 They'll really slurp it up and go, oh my God, it's still so alive.
00:57:47.400 And the guy doesn't even offer a good explanation, doesn't even make a case for himself.
00:57:52.180 Doesn't try to de-escalate or anything.
00:57:54.320 It's just filming and man, that's racism.
00:57:56.940 Right?
00:57:57.800 Nice to meet you.
00:57:58.560 I live right here.
00:57:59.420 Do you guys need help with anything?
00:58:00.440 I'll help you move a tree.
00:58:01.520 It's just, ah, man, can't you stop me again?
00:58:04.860 So it's like, you can't notice patterns.
00:58:06.660 You can't ask questions.
00:58:08.180 And you're not allowed to like, try to have a safe, strong community.
00:58:10.920 And then, you know what?
00:58:11.900 Like this guy, like technically it's like, oh, the sidewalk, it's a public area.
00:58:15.260 And it's like, yeah, it is.
00:58:16.380 But, you know, people can kind of get up on you and ask you questions and expect an answer.
00:58:21.780 And, you know, and if you don't answer correctly, then they can further their suspicion and then be even more suspectful.
00:58:29.440 So it's just like good practice.
00:58:31.980 These guys are all dads in the neighborhood.
00:58:34.480 And what's the, oh, the racism.
00:58:37.520 What was the end result of the racism?
00:58:39.740 Some guys like talk to you for five minutes or something.
00:58:43.020 It's only they just said, get him.
00:58:44.620 Get him.
00:58:45.140 And they start roping him up or something.
00:58:46.620 No questions asked.
00:58:47.720 Jussie Smollett him.
00:58:48.800 Yeah.
00:58:49.540 So nothing happened.
00:58:50.960 A few questions is racism.
00:58:52.300 But that's the example of what racism is in America, right?
00:58:55.100 All right, let's go to our next clip.
00:58:56.580 This lady was trying to do a coffee shop review selfie video.
00:59:00.640 And her friend gets called out for the outfit she's wearing.
00:59:04.220 Whoever TT'd in his cornflakes, maybe like don't do that again.
00:59:11.680 Oh, my gosh.
00:59:12.960 Okay.
00:59:18.120 Okay, let's go.
00:59:19.900 Okay.
00:59:21.680 Let's.
00:59:23.160 We need to go.
00:59:25.100 We need to go.
00:59:26.060 So they were making a nice video, like a coffee shop review.
00:59:29.440 And then the guy goes, this is a blue zone.
00:59:31.460 Don't be wearing red in this shit.
00:59:33.780 Don't be wearing no red in this bitch.
00:59:35.600 Because he's a gang member who I believe is the Crips.
00:59:39.260 And red is associated with the Bloods.
00:59:42.360 And these two blonde white women could possibly be in the Bloods.
00:59:46.640 Yeah.
00:59:47.460 Holding iced coffee.
00:59:48.640 He got triggered by a color.
00:59:50.220 It's a very fundamental issue.
00:59:51.620 And that's the funny thing, too, is we got down to such a weird primal base level between these dumb, low IQ black gang members that they just boiled it down all the way to a single color.
01:00:04.820 And one color good, other color bad.
01:00:07.300 And that makes it real easy.
01:00:09.080 Even the biggest dummies can be in this gang.
01:00:11.140 It's on site.
01:00:12.040 It's on site.
01:00:12.980 It's like an animal, right?
01:00:14.580 It's like a base level, like a monkey or a bull sees red.
01:00:18.780 Careful.
01:00:21.200 Like a bull who sees red.
01:00:22.840 And it's like, I'm going crazy.
01:00:24.920 So they really boil it down to the base level retarded.
01:00:27.740 And they can't even differentiate between like, oh, okay.
01:00:31.080 All right.
01:00:31.400 Maybe I just do blacks and Hispanics to blue and red.
01:00:35.060 Who have fitted hats on or posted up somewhere.
01:00:37.820 Like they're doing, they're drinking coffee with milk in it.
01:00:39.880 The iced coffee blonde white women, I think they can be excluded, brother.
01:00:44.140 Yeah.
01:00:44.580 And then also keep in mind, in a city like that, those girls would have a hard time getting a concealed carry or having self-defense weapons.
01:00:51.920 But all the criminals, they don't follow those laws.
01:00:54.340 Yeah, like tasers are illegal or something.
01:00:57.500 So that's who runs those cities.
01:00:59.140 And that's who's going to continue to take over now that there's a power vacuum.
01:01:02.400 Yep.
01:01:02.720 All right.
01:01:03.160 7-Eleven.
01:01:04.060 Here's a little hack on how to get a free Red Bull.
01:01:07.360 How to get a free Red Bull.
01:01:08.320 Put it in a big gulp.
01:01:10.240 Ice.
01:01:12.020 How to broke, he's getting a free Red Bull.
01:01:14.740 Fill the ice all the way.
01:01:17.040 You want to come down here.
01:01:19.160 The dark drink.
01:01:20.480 Diet Coke.
01:01:21.780 Fill it up.
01:01:23.560 And then boom.
01:01:25.720 Wow.
01:01:26.400 Cool hack.
01:01:27.340 Yeah.
01:01:27.720 It's called stealing.
01:01:28.940 The hack, you may ask, theft.
01:01:31.360 Yeah.
01:01:32.360 Bold face theft from a 7-Eleven.
01:01:34.140 And then what's the delta here?
01:01:36.840 Because that's all you're worried about, right?
01:01:38.360 The delta between how much a big gulp costs and how much a Red Bull costs.
01:01:42.420 So it's not like you're stealing a $3.50 Red Bull because you're paying for the big gulp.
01:01:46.940 So you're stealing $1.25.
01:01:50.200 That's a good point.
01:01:51.100 Whatever it is, right?
01:01:52.680 So retarded.
01:01:54.560 And you're getting less big gulp because of the displacement from the Red Bull.
01:01:59.480 Jarvis, enhance the reflection on the soda machine.
01:02:03.000 Enhance the hand color.
01:02:04.660 Who is he?
01:02:05.420 There it is.
01:02:06.280 But yeah, if you ask this guy what he's doing in your neighborhood after a hurricane and he's wearing a hoodie, then you'd be the problem, right?
01:02:12.320 Yep.
01:02:12.840 Even though he's stealing on camera and telling his friends how to do it.
01:02:15.480 So that's how you steal Red Bulls from 7-Eleven.
01:02:18.480 In unrelated news, 7-Eleven stores are closing all over Chicago and nobody knows why.
01:02:23.660 Nobody knows.
01:02:24.860 I know why.
01:02:25.640 Yeah?
01:02:25.980 Why?
01:02:26.700 I can tell you.
01:02:27.960 Can you read the context tweet that goes with it?
01:02:29.960 7-Eleven stores are closing all over Chicago area.
01:02:32.660 This one on state and grand.
01:02:35.080 Then this guy goes, I'm posting daily empty storefronts as businesses leave at a high rate.
01:02:39.660 I blame the property taxes, 10.25% sales tax, high state income tax, poor schools, high crime, retail theft, lack of jobs.
01:02:48.980 They had to put retail theft towards the bottom.
01:02:51.280 Yeah.
01:02:52.020 Just like, oh, it was inflation and then everyone steals everything.
01:02:55.560 Yeah.
01:02:55.820 And then everything that like a small corner store like 7-Eleven sells in high volume like cigarettes and nicotine gets a huge tax on it.
01:03:03.660 And so State and Grand is a very busy area of downtown Chicago.
01:03:08.540 I know the area pretty well.
01:03:11.000 And yeah, it's sad to see.
01:03:12.660 But inflation and theft, it's like, what can you do?
01:03:16.100 People start sending less money because it's more expensive.
01:03:18.500 And then the people who do come in, they're just stealing.
01:03:21.520 And then they're stealing the Red Bull.
01:03:23.440 But then not only are they stealing the Red Bull, but they take the big gulp too.
01:03:26.980 I don't know.
01:03:27.540 It gets weird.
01:03:28.600 So no one knows why, but we have a hunch, right?
01:03:33.160 We do have a hunch, but it can't be.
01:03:35.580 The hunch can't be because the FBI said that crime is down.
01:03:38.820 Yeah.
01:03:39.060 Remember?
01:03:39.560 And so did Pete Buttigieg, that gay guy with the two babies.
01:03:42.200 Yeah.
01:03:43.180 Who has a husband.
01:03:44.500 Yeah.
01:03:44.980 But they actually revised that.
01:03:47.700 Can you read the tweet from Zero Hedge?
01:03:49.240 Yeah.
01:03:49.540 They said, there it is.
01:03:50.520 FBI revised violent crime data, now reporting that instead of a 2.1% drop in violent crime
01:03:56.860 in 2022, it was actually a 4.5% increase.
01:04:01.180 So that, speaking of Delta, is a six and a half point swing, basically.
01:04:06.020 Yeah.
01:04:06.600 It's like, oh, we said it was down.
01:04:07.880 It was actually up twice the amount we said it was down.
01:04:10.300 Oops.
01:04:10.740 And not only did we say it was down, but Kamala used it being down as a talking point on the
01:04:15.680 debate with Trump that was then, like, fact-checked by the moderators and, like, laundered.
01:04:21.440 And then, oh, yeah, a month later, it's actually way up.
01:04:25.340 Yeah.
01:04:25.820 Oops.
01:04:26.720 And it's exactly like the jobs data.
01:04:28.940 Like, jobs?
01:04:29.580 Oh, 800,000 jobs added.
01:04:30.940 It's all illegals working two jobs, and none of them are American.
01:04:34.760 And it's like the same thing with FBI, right?
01:04:37.700 And then revised FBI crime data reveals that it originally missed 1,699 murders in 2022.
01:04:45.320 Oops.
01:04:45.900 That's a lot, right?
01:04:47.240 That's a lot, a lot.
01:04:47.940 Isn't that a high number?
01:04:49.180 How do you miss that?
01:04:50.300 Like, you kind of eyeball it, and you go, oh, 1,699.
01:04:53.640 I don't know.
01:04:54.440 What happened?
01:04:55.140 Slipped through my fingers.
01:04:56.840 It's only a handful of murders.
01:04:58.300 It was in a different folder.
01:05:00.380 Oops.
01:05:01.060 Yeah.
01:05:01.300 So there's that.
01:05:02.420 FBI is against us.
01:05:03.700 And then, not only that, but it's like, what are the two paths?
01:05:07.500 Like, okay, data is constantly wrong and being changed.
01:05:11.880 So I trust these people who are providing the data way less.
01:05:15.760 Or data is constantly wrong and changed, and then someone's, like, engaging in, like, hackery.
01:05:21.220 You know?
01:05:21.640 Partisan hackery.
01:05:23.180 And so it's either one way or another.
01:05:25.580 I trust everybody less, right?
01:05:27.200 Yeah.
01:05:27.440 And so anecdotal evidence, you guys know.
01:05:30.360 Higher than ever.
01:05:31.160 You know.
01:05:31.660 You can vibe what's going on out there.
01:05:33.620 It's all anecdotal, baby.
01:05:34.960 All right.
01:05:35.380 Our last clip of Urban Decay.
01:05:38.020 It's the trans woman who stabbed the cop and then got shot, killed.
01:05:43.920 We're not going to play the clip.
01:05:45.100 It's not trans.
01:05:45.660 She's not trans?
01:05:46.360 No.
01:05:46.900 It's a regular woman.
01:05:48.080 She's just 6'6 and gigantic.
01:05:50.260 Wow.
01:05:50.820 Yeah.
01:05:50.960 I assume trans.
01:05:52.140 I know.
01:05:52.420 And that's what I explained, the mental illness.
01:05:54.120 They went, yeah, you're right.
01:05:55.700 You're right to assume that.
01:05:57.060 But they explained that early.
01:05:58.940 That was, like, an early mislabeling of it.
01:06:01.220 That's all right.
01:06:01.840 She was never trans.
01:06:02.520 She's just a 6'6 former Georgetown basketball player.
01:06:06.220 Wow.
01:06:06.760 Yeah.
01:06:07.220 Interesting.
01:06:07.840 So we're not going to play the video because it'll probably get us flagged on YouTube,
01:06:10.960 but we are going to show, like, some screenshots of the progression of it.
01:06:15.480 And then-
01:06:16.560 Basically, you guys probably all saw this.
01:06:18.100 She opened her door to a small Asian cop and just immediately started slashing, said,
01:06:23.660 get back, get back, and a small Asian cop had to put her down.
01:06:26.980 Yep.
01:06:27.220 And then I think there's, like, where our perspective is going to give a little nuanced take here.
01:06:32.840 I think that the cop could have shot her way sooner.
01:06:36.920 Yeah.
01:06:37.260 And he was so scared to shoot a black person that he had to let himself get stabbed.
01:06:42.560 Like, as soon as she'd come out the door with a knife, you can kind of just put her down.
01:06:45.520 Yeah.
01:06:45.960 And he backed all the way up, got stabbed in the face, I think other places too, and then finally shot her.
01:06:52.940 So that's how, like, nervous cops are to use force against a black person these days.
01:06:57.780 And then another point, too, you know how back in the day when we had our first BLM things kind of rising up,
01:07:05.840 everyone said, oh, we need body cams.
01:07:08.100 We need body cams for everybody to see all this injustice.
01:07:11.240 The body cams have basically showed us that, like, the cops were most of the time rightfully using force.
01:07:17.200 Of course.
01:07:17.600 And whenever it came down to, like, he said, she said, everyone sided with the minority and against the police.
01:07:24.600 And then the body cams that they demanded are actually showing us the proof that the cops said was existing all along.
01:07:30.940 And it was the cops who were acting in the right.
01:07:32.740 Like, so a lot of the BLM, the BLM movement, there's a tweet, and Wokeness did, police body cams are the worst thing that ever happened to the BLM movement.
01:07:41.460 Yeah.
01:07:41.740 And you can't fundraise anymore once it's a justified shooting.
01:07:45.080 And the body cams for a lot of the BLM types were supposed to hold police accountable.
01:07:50.940 And it's just been exonerating them.
01:07:52.860 So that's a one-for-one swap.
01:07:55.580 And we're happy.
01:07:56.620 We're happy about it.
01:07:57.420 And that's a more trusting society, right?
01:07:59.660 Cops, you know, this kind of gray area where the guy let himself get stabbed, it's like, well, we don't want it that far.
01:08:06.520 But society trusts cops more if they're being watched.
01:08:09.640 I don't think it hurts anything.
01:08:11.660 It hasn't really hurt.
01:08:13.080 So it's just showing us, you know, you can't George Floyd.
01:08:17.400 You can't just keep doing George Floyd shit.
01:08:19.740 You can't just keep bringing back new George Floyds and hoping for the same result.
01:08:23.080 Big time.
01:08:23.800 Okay.
01:08:24.400 Two.
01:08:25.040 All right.
01:08:25.780 That is the end of Urban Decay.
01:08:26.960 We're moving on to Uplifting Gold.
01:08:29.300 Okay.
01:08:29.900 All right.
01:08:30.420 Our first clip from Uplifting Gold.
01:08:32.640 There is a Trump supporter.
01:08:34.120 I don't know where this is.
01:08:35.160 Do you know?
01:08:36.120 Boston area?
01:08:36.820 I think it's in Massachusetts.
01:08:37.920 Yeah.
01:08:38.180 And then he's projecting Trump 2024 onto a water tower.
01:08:42.140 Blurry.
01:08:42.860 This town of Hanson Municipal Water Tower on High Street has become the talk of the town.
01:08:47.700 He has a right to do it, but at the same point, it's got to be respectful.
01:08:51.580 Paul Reilly lives right near the tower.
01:08:53.440 He says he became a little bothered once the town started using their resources Friday night
01:08:58.260 to blur the Trump 2024 image.
01:09:00.780 You shouldn't tie up police and other resources for something like that.
01:09:04.120 We tried to talk to the man who has the projector on his property to display the image.
01:09:08.240 We just wanted to know if we could talk to you about the tower.
01:09:11.040 He shook his head inside the door saying no.
01:09:13.620 Hanson officials say displaying this image violates the town's bylaws and misleads the public to believe this activity is condoned.
01:09:20.720 They do not allow any political endorsements on municipal property, but they do respect free speech rights of all residents.
01:09:27.940 They should just.
01:09:28.680 Very cool.
01:09:29.480 So he's just in a fight projecting from his backyard.
01:09:32.640 I love that.
01:09:33.300 Can we talk?
01:09:33.900 No.
01:09:34.300 Can we talk?
01:09:34.840 No, I don't want any press.
01:09:36.200 Fuck you.
01:09:36.780 I'm doing this.
01:09:37.720 And apparently he's getting fined $100 a day and he's just eating the fine.
01:09:41.140 Good.
01:09:41.640 Hey, what is it?
01:09:42.600 19 days until the election?
01:09:44.040 Something like that?
01:09:45.020 Yeah.
01:09:46.000 Won't matter in 19 days.
01:09:47.320 1900?
01:09:48.380 Love it.
01:09:48.940 We might have to talk to this guy.
01:09:50.340 Hey, if you need.
01:09:51.280 Yeah, we can.
01:09:52.320 I don't want to say pay for it because who knows what that bill will be, but they start doubling it.
01:09:56.840 And then it's like, oh, they offered to pay 14 grand.
01:09:59.640 All right.
01:10:01.280 All right.
01:10:02.440 Next.
01:10:02.940 But if that is you projecting it and you are a show watcher, small chance.
01:10:06.660 But if you are, we'll send you all the shirts we have in the merch store.
01:10:11.640 We'll send you a whole merch thing.
01:10:13.540 Okay.
01:10:14.060 All right.
01:10:14.400 Next.
01:10:15.300 This is a turning point thing.
01:10:17.080 Some turning point students, I believe, painted over a rock or something.
01:10:21.180 Can you read what happened?
01:10:21.920 Yeah.
01:10:22.320 Students from the North American Indigenous Student Organization painted the rock for Indigenous
01:10:27.240 People's Day.
01:10:28.500 About an hour ago, a member of MSU's Turning Point USA chapter replaced NAISO's message with
01:10:34.740 this.
01:10:35.760 And it says, Dibs, Columbus.
01:10:37.740 So they painted over it.
01:10:39.640 And you know what?
01:10:40.520 That's funny.
01:10:41.160 And if you can't handle it or think it's a hate crime, you're a pussy.
01:10:44.740 Shit like that happens in college all the time.
01:10:47.540 And, you know, when they did Columbus Day and then they tried to make it Indigenous People's
01:10:54.800 Day, couldn't you just make a new day or do something?
01:10:58.940 You don't get to hot swap it.
01:11:00.600 This isn't the Democrat nomination.
01:11:02.660 You don't get to just one for one swap it.
01:11:05.360 We fuck with Columbus still.
01:11:06.900 So that's that same Delta thing of like, oh, crime is down, but it's actually up.
01:11:11.460 And then that difference is so much.
01:11:12.780 It's like you're swapping out Christopher Columbus and then replacing it with something
01:11:16.240 retarded.
01:11:16.960 It's like a 10 point swing.
01:11:18.040 It's a 10 point swing.
01:11:19.580 But yeah, you know, where else can you do a little mischief, little tongue in cheek
01:11:24.360 mischief like that, if not college?
01:11:26.240 So they'll treat it like a hate crime and be all sad or something.
01:11:29.920 And it's like, bro, we fucked around.
01:11:31.280 Like we it's capture the flag and we captured it.
01:11:34.140 Yeah.
01:11:34.480 And if you guys go to that campus, go to that rock and do a shout out and we'll send
01:11:38.040 you a shirt.
01:11:38.620 And if you're the one who did the painting, we'll send you a shirt as well.
01:11:41.320 I'm sure it's painted over by now, but good luck.
01:11:45.240 All right.
01:11:45.640 Next clip.
01:11:46.460 The animal laughs at the dog who gets shocked by the fence.
01:11:51.960 Electric fence.
01:11:57.600 Boxer gets shocked.
01:11:58.600 He laughs.
01:12:04.840 He likes it.
01:12:09.920 The donkey laughs.
01:12:11.880 Donkey likes it.
01:12:12.840 That's pretty good.
01:12:13.580 Yeah.
01:12:13.980 I like donkeys.
01:12:15.060 I like them a lot.
01:12:16.200 They're showing a lot of personality recently.
01:12:18.040 We had them in Uplift and Gold.
01:12:19.200 Remember the donkey when the woman came back from the North Carolina hurricane?
01:12:22.500 They're showing that they're showing some personality.
01:12:25.220 And then also I like when animals can understand a joke.
01:12:28.860 Yeah.
01:12:29.260 Like babies, baby humans, you can go like or do like, whoa, and they'll laugh at it.
01:12:35.880 Like they understand humor.
01:12:37.200 I try to get Jerry to laugh or like do a trick in front of Jerry.
01:12:40.920 Like I did one time where I like pretended to fall down and was like, oh, but he didn't
01:12:45.560 really laugh.
01:12:46.920 Yeah.
01:12:47.580 He doesn't get it.
01:12:48.380 I'm trying to get my dog to appreciate humor and it's not easy.
01:12:53.280 It's not going to work.
01:12:54.120 But donkey did it.
01:12:55.320 Donkey likes it.
01:12:56.100 So that's why we need a donkey.
01:12:57.660 And he has a laugh.
01:13:00.760 Like that's sick.
01:13:01.980 All right.
01:13:03.040 Last clip of Uplift and Gold.
01:13:04.720 These kids were fishing in the sewer.
01:13:08.960 What happened?
01:13:09.740 So I was fishing.
01:13:11.480 I cast my hand like this.
01:13:13.360 And where?
01:13:14.240 In the sewer, right here.
01:13:16.840 Then I started feeling bites and I caught that fish.
01:13:21.820 And then I went to...
01:13:22.840 What were you fishing with?
01:13:24.260 A piece, a worm.
01:13:25.700 A worm.
01:13:26.640 Where'd you get the worm?
01:13:27.900 Under.
01:13:29.320 Oh, under our rocks?
01:13:31.300 Yes.
01:13:32.080 So where did his eyeballs go?
01:13:33.660 For what?
01:13:34.480 For what?
01:13:35.620 Feet.
01:13:36.380 Did you catch anything with the eyeballs?
01:13:37.920 Yeah.
01:13:38.360 What'd you catch?
01:13:38.760 A what?
01:13:40.180 I caught a secret.
01:13:41.920 What is that?
01:13:42.660 No, Mommy, you want to see...
01:13:43.300 It's like a small minnow.
01:13:47.180 But this is...
01:13:48.040 This is my secret.
01:13:49.440 I want to see my secret.
01:13:50.740 Look, that's a secret.
01:13:51.460 All right.
01:13:51.660 Get it.
01:13:51.980 Let me see.
01:13:52.720 I'm going to see.
01:13:53.560 Can I see my secret?
01:13:55.180 Just put it.
01:13:56.780 Okay.
01:13:57.420 That's a secret.
01:13:58.760 I think.
01:13:59.600 It's a secret.
01:14:00.320 So you caught that thing with that thing's eyeballs.
01:14:04.120 That's good Americana.
01:14:05.800 Worm to fish, then fish's eyeballs to another fish.
01:14:09.500 It's called chain fishing.
01:14:10.980 That one kid was kind of putting his finger in the other fish's mouth.
01:14:15.000 Hope it's okay.
01:14:16.280 The fish was dead already.
01:14:17.380 You know, little kids have a natural bit of Lenny in them.
01:14:21.060 Hold things too tight.
01:14:22.340 Squeeze the rabbit.
01:14:23.420 You know.
01:14:24.420 George had to put them down, but kids don't know any better, right?
01:14:26.980 Exactly.
01:14:27.440 Well, that's the end of Uplifting Gold.
01:14:28.600 We have some shout outs.
01:14:29.920 Not all the shout outs.
01:14:31.280 We just have some.
01:14:32.220 So happy birthday to Simon from Eva.
01:14:35.120 They're in British Columbia, which is in Canada.
01:14:38.480 Everyone knows that.
01:14:40.100 And they're big show watchers and they love watching the show from Canada.
01:14:43.000 There you go.
01:14:43.460 Will be illegal in Canada soon.
01:14:45.940 Happy birthday to Brooke, who's turning 30.
01:14:49.300 And she just graduated with her master's from Bible college.
01:14:53.480 That's a very nice thing.
01:14:55.200 Congratulations.
01:14:55.380 I would love to be a master in the Bible.
01:14:58.700 And it takes a long time and I'm working on it.
01:15:01.140 But you went to Bible college, got your master's.
01:15:04.180 They're from Texas and they're bonus landers.
01:15:06.240 Very good.
01:15:07.060 So very cool.
01:15:08.400 Happy birthday, Brooke.
01:15:09.600 And then happy 43rd birthday to Liz.
01:15:12.920 She's from Charleston, South Carolina.
01:15:15.240 Bonus lander as well.
01:15:16.880 Happy birthday from us and from Alex.
01:15:19.540 Happy birthday.
01:15:20.660 Thank you guys for watching.
01:15:21.680 Like we said earlier, there's no bonus land today because the Wi-Fi is so bad.
01:15:27.140 But there's no Wi-Fi.
01:15:28.160 And we have to go to a gym.
01:15:29.360 Yeah.
01:15:29.760 To upload at three megabits per second or something.
01:15:32.980 Pathetic.
01:15:34.040 Big time pathetic.
01:15:35.360 Can't even flip a pen.
01:15:36.780 No internet.
01:15:38.000 We're still struggling.
01:15:38.940 Hopefully early next week we're back to normal.
01:15:40.920 And then it's like we're going crazy through the election and I don't know what's...
01:15:45.520 Still?
01:15:46.980 Alright, you ruined the table.
01:15:48.640 Apologize to the audience for how many flips you failed.
01:15:52.300 Last one.
01:15:53.140 This counts.
01:15:54.800 See you guys on Tuesday.
01:15:55.960 Bye.
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