EPISODE 003 WOMEN'S MARCH HIGHLIGHTS | 2SLGBTQQIA+ | VAX OR ELSE | TALKING DOGS?
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In this episode of Fleckist Talks the Podcast, the guys talk about the VAX Mandate, the Women's March, and a woman who thinks she's talking to dogs. Also, a new video we shot in St. Pete, Florida.
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This is Fleckist Talks the Podcast, audio only.
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All right. Welcome back to Fleckist Talks the Podcast, episode 103. No, you have not missed 102 episodes. We decided to label these episodes like college courses, so you've only missed two others, 101 and 102. Now we're on episode 103. Today we're going to be talking about some VAX mandate stuff, a new video we just shot, and we may be breaking some news here. Can dogs talk?
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We have an absolutely bonkers delusional lady who thinks she's talking to dogs. Let's see what the truth is. And honestly, this is a big episode for us. This is kind of a make or break episode. Either this is actually a funny show that people enjoy listening to that they can kind of squeeze in between the Michael Knowles show and Tim Dillon podcast, or me and Richard Rapway aren't that funny. We already used our bits, and this thing will just fizzle out. We suck.
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So we'll see. Let us know with the five-star review.
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All right. Let's get right into it. Richard Rapway and I just shot a new video released a couple days ago. Went to the Women's March here in St. Pete. Richard Rapway, did you enjoy it?
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Yeah. It was definitely different from the other ones that I've filmed on your behalf. Like, smaller town, not LA, not Chicago. Those are the only other places I filmed for you. So smaller town, we kind of stumbled upon it.
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And we totally stumbled upon it. I didn't even know there was a Women's March. And then we went to the dog park and we saw them setting up a stage. And I was like, what's this stage fake thing? Astro-turfing, not organic, not grassroots events coming.
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Yeah. Like, what's about to be here with this giant LED screen? And the guy's like, oh, it's a protest. And I was like, for what? And he's like, ladies or something.
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Yeah. He goes, women. So I was like, oh, you're protesting ladies here? I'll be there. But it was the Women's March, which I thought came in January or February. I guess they're making up for maybe one that got canceled because of COVID or something.
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Yeah. Maybe it's a Texas abortion law impromptu.
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Yeah. So it was an abortion rally. We had a good time. Highlights from the episode, I'd say, were the pastor who said it was his job to listen while everyone's telling him, we want to kill the babies and the unborn and get abortions.
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So it's like, maybe your job is to listen until you hear those ideas. And then you got to say, oh, wait, I'm a pastor and I fundamentally disagree with this. But we never got that out of him.
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We asked him the right questions, though, that kind of left him stumped in his own views, like his world of faith and whatever he personally believes kind of clashed. And he was like, I don't know when it counts as a baby, when life starts.
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I would never want to say something on what a woman should be able to do with her body.
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Me as a man, because, again, ultimately, it's up to the woman's decision to decide what she does and it's her life.
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So as long as she's happy with her choice that she makes and she can live with it, then that's great. And go ahead and move on.
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But as a man, do you feel an obligation to protect the lives of the unborn, the most innocent?
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I mean, our principles of Unitarian Universalism are to are to honor all life and also to know that we are all interconnected so that when a woman is making that difficult decision, even to terminate a pregnancy, I am connected to her.
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And so I need to support her, not tell her what to do.
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Do you agree that it is an abortion does end the life of an independent living being?
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Again, I'm not sure the science is clear about that.
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I think that the majority of abortions are first trimester and I'm focusing on the women, not so much on the uterus.
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I don't know. I don't know. It's a good question.
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I understand the view about freedom and the ability to get an abortion.
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But do you agree that abortions, the act itself, is a bad thing?
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I think an abortion in by itself is a difficult thing.
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It's a difficult thing for the woman, for her family.
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And I think we should support them, not tell them what to do.
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What about half of the women that are aborted, the unborn babies?
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Half of them in the ballpark are women or young women or girls.
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I think that's all I'm going to say, but thank you so much for your time.
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I've seen a lot of people talking about overreaching Christian beliefs, in the Catholic Church especially,
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but I don't see anyone talking about Islam at all.
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You think that it's a mistake to not mention Islam at a march like this?
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Oh, my own organization. I have a YouTube channel.
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There's nothing more powerful than being able to kill people, and that's what Hillary Clinton does.
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Yeah, it's like the details actually matter, man.
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Yeah, because they always boil it down to one side or the other, and it's like,
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but there's some nuance here, too, reverend, pastor, whatever the hell you were.
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Can you imagine going to that guy's church, like, wasting your time?
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You wake up, you put an outfit on, and you go to the church,
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and then that guy speaks to you for an hour and 20 minutes?
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About, like, kindness or something that, like...
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About love is love and tolerating trans kids, and everyone definitely probably wears a mask.
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It's like, believe the science, and you're the pastor,
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and the science you're believing isn't actually believing.
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There is actually, debatably, someone we caught even worse,
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And basically what she said, we had, like, a full conversation with her.
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And it's like every single time, I'm always like,
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and I was kind of like, doesn't that not exist?
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And she was like, no, I have the same exact job as my boyfriend.
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We work for the same exact company, the same exact role,
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when it comes to this group mentality, the mob think,
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And it's like, we're not going to just leave it at that.
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And then we eventually, like, listen for yourself.
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Do you think that it has anything to do with the jobs that women pick,
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or the majors they have in college that they tend to pick,
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I work the exact same job in the exact same hours as my boyfriend,
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I work in compliance for a financial institution.
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But, I mean, it's still, it's different because
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Um, I'm not a confrontational person in that way.
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But it's not something that I'm going to go up to the company
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It could be his performance is better than mine.
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You know, a lot of times they say it's based off
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because it could be based off of performance evaluation,
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Do you think there's a chance it's because you're a lady?
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So basically, that's like the theme of all these marches,
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It's like these feel-good phrases that you think make sense,
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But when you actually pry apart and look for the details,
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They're just creating victim statuses for themselves
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She just kind of had a realization on our camera,
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If she throws a drink on me, I'm allowed to hit him.
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And it's not illegal because we talked about it.
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They always DM asking kind of like how the sausage is made here at Fleckis Talks.
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And I figured I'd have Rap Boy kind of explain the process.
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Do I go interview 50 people and we use the five craziest?
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And I'm here to tell you today, it is not that serious.
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And so, from my perspective, it's always like we get there.
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You know, if it's too small, it's like they're going to find me out pretty quick.
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And the way I see it, it's like I'm standing there with a camera.
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I'm getting B-roll of, like, signs, different people, like, kids in masks, stupid stuff.
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And then once it's – so, basically, I'm just, like, uncomfortable absorbing the situation.
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But you're going to ask him some not easy questions.
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And so, there is sort of a character that needs to come out.
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And he – you do need to flip that switch at some point.
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And it's kind of like an icebreaker when you get the first interview.
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And then – so, you got to – first off, people have to say yes to an interview.
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But yeah, back in, like, the day, it used to be, hey, can I get a shot of your sign?
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And then you say – and what does your sign say?
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And they'll be like, Trump wants to put us in camps.
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And now they're in an interview without even realizing it.
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And I'm like, oh, totally cool if you don't want to.
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But a lot of people, I'd say four out of six people are like, yeah, I'll do an interview.
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And then, yeah, like we said before, people try to follow me around and say, don't talk to him.
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And then for like an hour, I'm just interview, interview, interview.
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And then so this time there was one guy who was in this video who, to his credit, was actually pretty normal and was just kind of, you know, he's kind of on the left, looked like a free spirit type guy.
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And then Fleckis goes, oh, Fleckis, F-L-E-C-C-A-S.
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And we're just like two left, so right in the crowd.
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And we hear him playing the faint sounds of, like, Fleckis roasting the Met Gala in the background or something.
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He typed it into YouTube in the first videos that came up where me, like, is pride good for kids?
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So it's like, it's not my fault if you give an interview and the answers you give are so delusional that it's comedic.
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So I do edit it in a way that, you know, it's entertaining.
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We're not cutting people off and taking things out of context.
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It's just like your worldview is so upside down.
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And half the country is like, ooh, that's bananas.
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If you know Fleckis personally, it's like he has to go into the.
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And then we get the job done in an hour and we're gone.
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All of a sudden, there's dust and gravels kicking up.
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And we call the last guy a Muppet on the way out.
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And then they're like, wasn't there a guy here coming?
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But St. Pete compared to like L.A. or any major, major metro area, it's like, how much can we milk out of this before you become a wanted man?
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I already had people from videos run into me in town from the one we did about what's your message to Trump in the hospital.
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So it's like it wasn't even like, you know, same thing.
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But so, yeah, that one alone gave us some run-ins in town.
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We're releasing a Women's March video tomorrow around midday.
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He knew it wasn't going to be good for the Women's March pro-abortion group.
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That Facebook whistleblower is like the biggest sign up of all time.
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And she's like, yeah, I was born ready to shill for more censorship.
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But it's like she's whistleblowing to expose them for not doing enough censorship.
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You know, it's like it's it's a whistle tightener.
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They want to tighten down and they want to blow the whistle that this dissident needs to be clamped down on.
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And that got tampered down and wasn't allowed to be released because the election was in a couple of days.
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What about the the the border police whipping immigrants, quote unquote, whipping, you know, was that not divisive misinformation?
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It seems like 100 percent divisive misinformation, but it can only go one way, which we'll get to kind of later in the show.
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We're talking about the kind of the teams and what we're up against and how it's not necessarily one thing.
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It's just if your brain's poisoned or if it's not.
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And then it's like this boogeyman to like Facebook is causing all this division.
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These are echo chambers or and you're not even looking at any of the real world stuff that caused that Facebook reaction.
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How about the border being wide open and like people being legitimately pissed at that?
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Like we have no right to post or like to even talk about it.
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They're just doing their best to like AstroTurf and create this like fake consensus that Facebook needs to be clamped down on.
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I'm sure there will be something coming up soon where they will have a alleged alleged alleged alleged alleged alleged direct correlation from like Facebook misinformation to like someone dead or a crime or shooting or something horrible.
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And then they're gonna be like, see, this is why we need it.
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But either way, I ain't never seen no Project Veritas whistleblower get a full 60 minutes interview.
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So speaking of teams and divisiveness and us versus them, Justin Trudeau, who, by the way, everyone knows this.
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He is like if you're gonna have a draft of Muppets.
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So the other day he tweeted, he said, lighting candles to honor indigenous women, girls and our 2SLGBTQQIA plus community.
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I'm not going to get into conspiracy corner again.
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And that soft P will eventually the plus will include P for pedophiles.
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People have written about it like legitimate, like news reporters have written like why pedophilia has such a stigma.
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It's like clearly they're going somewhere with this.
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That's the goal is to make people stand for nothing to the point where you're going to have some 2SLGBTQQIA plus person, the alphabet, the gay alphabet circus.
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They're going to come for your child and you're like, hey, come sit on my lap.
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And obviously the way they do it is very strategic.
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So Justin Trudeau tweets, lighting the candles for women, girls, and our 2SLGBTQ, whatever.
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So it's like to go against that group, you're going against women and girls.
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So they're using women and children to lead block.
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And then the people who are asleep or on autopilot or just generally weak or addicted to pornography, whatever it may be, you just let that one slide.
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And you're like, oh, I'm not going to take a stand for that.
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And you're going to take like a fake high road there.
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Or some people need to hear opinions and then decide what's actually the rational, correct thing to do.
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And this plays out into the overall bigger culture war, whatever you want to call it.
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And people think it's like left versus right, liberal versus Republican, Democrat, Republican, whatever.
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It's like a patriotic Americans against China, Nike, the NFL, LeBron James, Miley Cyrus.
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So it's not necessarily like a traditional war you'd think where it's like us shooting people in a field and it's us against China.
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And it's just like they'll get your allegiance one way or another.
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And it's basically at every turn you're faced with a decision.
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It's like, all right, my kid has to go to school and wear a mask.
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It's like, all right, if you're fine with that, then it's like, okay, now someone has to get a vaccine.
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But it's like if you reject the kids in masks and you reject the vaccine and you don't watch the NFL if they kneel and you do all these little things, then you can kind of win the war and create a community with the same foundation and roots and all that stuff.
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Because otherwise, we're going up against these people with these resources and we're looking at it in traditional ways and it's not.
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It's like the people who are brain poisoned versus the people who are not.
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And you can't really give in even in the small instances because when you do, then it's already toast.
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They're going to make you wear a mask and it's like they'll threaten to fire you.
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My thing, too, going back to the long Trudeau 2SL, whatever, two-door sedan, lesbian, gay.
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So it was like anybody who feels they fit into that, like, OK, we got you.
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Plus, instead, they made it a, what, 14-letter acronym that doesn't make any sense.
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And it's just this fake virtue signal call to all other Muppets.
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Hey, are you for supporting women and girls and the trans people that kind of get a hard time?
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Have you ever seen a trans person get a hard time?
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The guy at Sonic who had the drive-thru lady come through and he kind of had an incident.
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You know the only time I've ever seen trans people get attacked in real life?
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I've probably seen it happen, like, three times.
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And it was all black trans women getting attacked by black men.
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So it's like you'd see, like, a black trans woman with, like, a bikini on, like, on drugs, getting, like, chased by some guy.
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So it's like every single instance I've seen is not the ones you think,
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Like, you come into, like, a Cracker Barrel, and you're a trans person.
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But it's just, like, in the same way I look at them.
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It's not like I'm looking at you like, oh, what are you doing?
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I kind of look at you just to see what you're up to.
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There's an extra moment where you're like, what is that?
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It's like I look at every single person, every situation.
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And I'm not going to gloss over, especially when it comes to, like, people watching an action.
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Like, and the same way it's like not a mandate or a force or whatever.
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I read a headline the other day that some small business had to pay a $30,000 fine to some like Canadian tribunal because they misgendered someone and then they have to pay their staff to take sensitivity training or something.
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Did you expect everyone to be 100 out of 100 today?
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I'm calling you ma'am and saying, oh, you look lovely today.
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Like, it's like, nah, some people are going to slip up, you know, because you're not.
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But there's people who don't think they're a lady when they're a guy who contact me or whatever.
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And I don't give you know, I don't do anything back.
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Now it's all through the lens of it's because I'm trans.
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So it's like they want to give them the power, as Frank from Quite Frankly put it in the Pride video like three years ago.
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Instead of removing the hate and taking the whip away, they want to take it from one hand to the other.
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So now it's like, oh, you called me he and I'm a she, even though you're a he.
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And it's like now that's a hate crime and you're in trouble.
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And it's like now that trans person is the police and that person is in charge.
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That person has power over the everyday other person.
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And then in the same way that they're giving power out, but instead of trans 2SLGBTQIA plus soft pay, now like apply it with COVID.
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So it's like the same lesson and the same power grab and the same dynamic of like who's on top and who's on bottom, who's censored, who's promoted.
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But now, for example, with COVID in Australia, we're seeing it with like the, I don't know how their government works, their ministers, I'll just call them.
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So like that lady now is like saying we're going to be locked down until there's zero cases.
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I would never obviously say women shouldn't be involved in politics, but that woman should not be involved in politics.
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That single woman should not be involved in pretty much anything.
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Oh, but she had a baby while she was the prime minister.
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And she just wants to, she wants to keep everyone safe.
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And it's like, well, what does safe mean to you?
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She was like, well, now zero cases is like too hard.
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It's like, you're locking down everybody for like this impossible thing.
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And it's not even like it's the plague or something actually serious.
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It's like that person, Australia, is where like the deep state and the globalists try out what they're going to do ideally in America.
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So they just kind of like run like a beta test.
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Australia is a beta test of like the global medical tyranny takeover.
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And we actually have a strong constitution and like actual rights.
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And whereas some of these other places that kind of just got let go by the British, you know, kingdom or whatever.
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It's like Australia was established with not being a free country in mind.
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Well, they're going to say no and it's going to get ugly over there as it should.
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The left is they generally have like one person for each issue.
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And now it's our Ruth Bader Ginsburg for abortion.
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And it's like George Floyd for police brutality.
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You see that video of the kids wearing the mask and the teachers saying, this is why we
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Aren't you like, oh, like if you had made the kids wear masks and it was a real pandemic
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where people were actually dying, it would be like so sad and it would be like, just
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But instead it's like, you know, I'm not going to say this because it probably gets
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But the line would have been something along the lines of you're making the kids wear
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a cloth mask that doesn't do anything for the pandemic that doesn't kill them and
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If I was getting into horse racing, my horse would be called, why are you masking the kids
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with masks that don't work to prevent a virus they can't catch or spread?
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And you should make it an acronym and it would be smaller than the LGBTQSL, the two-door
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It's like, you're not doing this for the good reasons.
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And then you post it online to be like, look what my little minions are doing.
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Well, that's like a good time to take a break in the action from the show and do a quick
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Our friend of the show, Kyle Kashif, told me he'd check out the podcast.
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If you indeed did check out the podcast, DM me the word meatball and I'll know you watched
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And it was of Christian Walker calling his administrators at school, at the college he goes to, at the
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All the classes are now online and they're still giving him a hard time and telling him
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So, he has to get vaccinated so he can go take classes online for the college he's spending
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Can you imagine what we could YOLO into with $70,000?
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Do you know how many shares of any and SafeMoon and all these stupid things we like?
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And it's like, that's what I'm kind of realizing now.
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Anything you actually want to learn, you can YouTube or learn in a different way.
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So, it's just like the end of a dying, non-functional institution that got taken over by the bad
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It used to be you have to go to college, you know, to get a job and everyone graduates
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Now, it's impossible because the bad guys, let's just call them bad guys, the globalists,
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Now, the bad guys took over and it's like basically collapsing underneath itself and it's
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Like, they can't keep something like that going because it is meant to scam you.
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Like, even if you had 70K for four years and you're like, hey, parents, instead of going
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That's one rental property a year for four years.
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They give you half what they would have spent on education to kind of set yourself up with
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passive income, at least, for like years and years, forever.
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You go into debt and then they also indoctrinate you while you're there.
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And it's just like, that's just what the bad guys are up to.
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So, I feel for Christian Walker, it's a tough situation.
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I would not, obviously, personally get the vaccine.
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I'm not employed by anyone or going anywhere that requires it.
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That kind of scares me, too, because I wonder if they're doing the leap to online classes,
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Then once that goes through and the young college kids do it, then it's going to be like social
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Because you might say, oh, that makes no sense.
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Business-wise, you eliminate so much of your audience, so much of your customers.
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But we've seen them countless times go against that exact principle of looking out for your
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They made the girl play football for Vanderbilt last year.
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Like, they're willing to have their corporations and their pillars in society that people like.
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Put it, you know, have them go jump on the sword and destroy themselves for this fake,
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And then when that day comes, we're going to kind of really see who's anti-COVID vaccine
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We'll see who still needs that Amazon delivery.
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If they say Uber Eats, you need a vaccine, I'm toast.
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But yeah, even if they ever were to do a vaccine internet type thing, it's like, Americans don't
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Like, you already see it in New York, de Blasio protests and stuff like that.
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And this is just like the full court press, get everyone vaccinated who's even on the fence.
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So, it's like, get vaccinated or else you're going to lose your job.
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Out of the 500 employees, 275 didn't get vaccinated.
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They might just be like, all right, testing exemption, wear a mask, whatever.
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So, it kind of is a bluff, I think, because legally, I don't think they have the, they
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So, they're just kind of doing this as like a bluff and trying to get anyone who's like,
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The same people who are ignoring women and children and 2SLGBT, you know, like they're
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trying to get the middle sleeping people vaccinated.
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Got to get vaccinated to go to the online classes.
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It's like, are you sure this isn't some sort of satanic initiation ritual?
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Let's move on to a little bit more of a lighthearted topic.
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Jerry's neutering is scheduled for this weekend, October 9th.
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I keep telling Fleckus, push it off, push it off.
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I want to see this little man get some testosterone.
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He got bodied at the dog park today by a dingo looking dog.
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That tone doesn't really register with the dog.
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And it took some stepping in and body positioning.
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I haven't had any situations lately where I'm like, ooh, he needs to chill out.
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People have told me some disgusting stories of why you should do it.
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But like, oh, not doing it ruined my tile floor.
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And cleaning the tile floor destroyed the tile and broke and all these horrible things.
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So, one thing that I think is funny that we should talk about is how we go to the dog hospital.
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But those are all the same kind of people like these dog owners who think their dog is like vegetarian.
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And it's like, all right, I'm going to give him a bowl of meat and I'm going to give him the lettuce, the salad that he usually eats.
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So, she has like this setup where there's 30 buttons on the floor and she'll press one that's like, go park now.
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And then the dog just like walks across the platform and hits four buttons.
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And no matter what, she concludes the dog's trying to talk to her.
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It picks two buttons randomly out of the 30 buttons on the floor.
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And the lady is like, yep, outside is where you had the concerning feelings.
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And any sort of touching of the buttons gives him like a positive reinforcement.
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She thinks this dog is remembering like words like, you know, alongside or, you know.
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It's not like it's a picture of like a treat or a bone or like, it's just pure words.
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Maybe you could get a walk button or like a food, food, food.
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But the dogs are just hammering that button all day.
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It just knows like food, hit the button and goes, and then it knows, oh, that's what
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But this, this lady is like convinced herself and I'm not making fun of anybody.
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I like passionate people, but this lady's convinced herself that she's communicating
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It's like when people talk to like a psychic and they're like, oh, I'm getting a R name
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So it's like that where now like she's in this spiral that's never going to end with
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like, yeah, this lady's got a thing with her dog who can talk.
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It's going to end with like you getting roasted on the fuckers talks podcast.
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And shaking in a psychiatric ward or something.
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But when that dog dies, that lady's, she's like, oh, he always had so much to say.
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And the buttons will malfunction and talk in the middle of the night.
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And she'll be like, it's the dog saying perhaps to me.
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They had one clip of the dog who goes like, mom, grandpa, dad.
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They had that chimpanzee that they were doing the same thing with.
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Like pressing buttons or, you know, he had sign language.
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And it's Nim Chimpsky on the Wikipedia page right now.
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And this is like what a scientist had to write down, you know, like some lab coat lady.
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Give orange me, give, eat orange me, eat orange, give me, eat orange, give me you.
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He knew that some combination of these buttons gave him fruit.
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But I mean, if that blew everyone away and probably cost like millions of dollars of study funds.
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It's like, is grandma not happy because of the rain?
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If Jerry had the buttons, it would be Uber Eats.
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One day we'll get sponsored by Uber Eats maybe.
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Last I saw, they were raising money for Afghan refugee resettlement.
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So what do you think we're more likely to get required to get vaccinated to have Uber Eats or Uber Eats eventually becoming a podcast sponsor?
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Also, I obviously don't think the vaccine is some sort of Bill Gates termination thing, depopulate, kill everyone, kill 90% of the planet.
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But I will say, if those were stock options, they would not be trading at zero.
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I would buy those for cheap, and they probably will go up.
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So, yeah, with Jerry, it'll be a game-time decision if he gets neutered or not.
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It'll basically be if he does something very bad in the next 24 hours, he is.
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And if he's well-behaved, good little listener boy, he can live to see another day.
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