EPISODE 007 BIDEN CRAPPED HIS PANTS 2 ｜ MORE FAKE RACISM & HATE CRIMES ｜ BECOME UNPINNABLE ｜ THE METAVERSE
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We discuss Joe Biden, Colin Kaepernick, and the mystery muffins left on our doorstep by a stranger, and much more! Fluckers Talks is a podcast where we talk about anything and everything, including politics, current events, and pop culture.
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All right. Welcome back to Fluckus Talks, the podcast episode 007. Today, we're going to be
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talking about Joe Biden. And did he maybe crap his pants again? He most definitely might have.
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Who baked us these muffins that were left on our doorstep? Colin Kaepernick doesn't seem to know
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what slavery was. Halloween came and went and I did not dress up. Why? Hint, my childless status
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and my age. And they tried to steal Virginia. They couldn't quite do it, but they sure did try.
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And much, much more. Fluckus Talks, the podcast episode 007.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts. And actions speak louder than words.
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But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
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Thank you guys for joining us. We're back with another episode.
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Before we get started, obviously we need five-star reviews. We need five-star reviews. I was talking
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to Chinese Donut Boy today and he's like, dude, there's this podcast I listened to for like eight
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years now. I think it's literally been going on for eight years. And he said that they have 1400
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five-star reviews and we have like 400 and we've been going for six weeks.
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So we've already done three years work. The books are being cooked in a really good way. So let's
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keep that going. Guys, more five-star reviews. It's fantastic. It goes a long way. Let's get
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We're left on our doorstep with a lovely note. Happy hump day with a smiley face.
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Wednesday treat. And it's a lady's handwriting. I don't know. I have no real suspects. The other
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day, Jerry got out for a second. Our neighbor returned him. So they wouldn't really give us
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Maybe we should be passing on the gift to them.
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Here's this maybe poison fentanyl muffins. But I think, I don't know. Let us know in the comments.
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Should we eat it and try it? Or should we assume it's poison? Let us know in the comments.
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Cool. That's been enough time. I think we should eat it.
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What do you guys think? Let us know in the comments below. It doesn't really matter. I'm opening the
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bag now. If you're on the audio only, I'm opening the, it's actually a loaf. It's not even a muffin.
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That's a full cranberry bread loaf. It looks good. It looks fantastic. You want a little bite?
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No. I think I should be the control group, right?
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And I'm only going to use phrases Guy Fieri would say. So what would Guy Fieri say?
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Oh, that's a good one. Not your grandma's cooking.
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It's Flavortown time. Get on the bus. We're driving to Flavortown.
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All right. That was good. Thank you to whoever gave us those muffins.
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Don't get used to this though. We'll probably never eat food from a stranger again.
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Yeah. Lesson one of podcasting is always eat, stuff your mouth, and then start going, right?
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So. Yeah. Well, I'm alive and we'll see what happens towards the end of the show. Maybe
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get a little loopy. Maybe something's in those.
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All right. Everything's fine so far. It was very lovely. That and the toaster, maybe some
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All right. We just got back from a lovely trip to Georgia. Where was it? It was north of Atlanta.
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Yeah. Cleveland. Cleveland, Georgia. Cleveland, Georgia. Georgia. And it was for a typical
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liberal's wedding. Grant Lee, you guys know him from the Iguana hunt. Yep. And the squad
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cast. It was very nice. I loved it. Lovely wedding. It was like on this hillside at a
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vineyard, a bunch of chairs set up, this nice altar, rolling hills. Something about white
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chairs being in nature. Yeah. It really, the contrast. It was very special. It was very special.
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And the place was not a dry facility, but it was beer and wine. No hard liquor facility.
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And the groomsmen, you know, I'm not going to get in trouble with Grant Lee's wife, but
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of course not. The groomsmen, we snuck in, you know, some bottles of alcohol. No big deal.
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Groomsmen stuff. We're in the room together. We pass around an American barrels whiskey.
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The boys are being boys. Yeah. It's a little bonding. And then the lady who worked at the
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facility started catching us. She started rooting around. So we had the groomsmen room,
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like where there's like a side groomsmen room and then the bridesmaids room. Yeah. And so
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we obviously had it in there. And then she like stops us outside and she's like, I need
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to make an announcement. And we're like, okay, I'm 32. What's this going to be? And she's
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like, I found one of the bottle. I found one of the bottles, uh, in the room hidden. This
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is a no liquor facility. If I see it again, I'm going to have to seize it. It's like, all
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right, lady, she's working at the border. We'll be a little more subtle with the, with
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the drinking, but no one's seizing anything. I'm a full human adult, but she did get the
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bottle. She snagged it. Oh, she took it. Yeah. She seized it. So she was right. And
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then the parking lot. Yeah. Parking lot. Same thing. We're in by the truck. There's
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a bottle hidden behind the truck and you know, everyone goes there, you have a swig, no big
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deal. And she kind of sniffed that one out too. She went up, she went out to the truck
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and goes, there's like a case of liquor in there. And she goes, guys, I'm going to have
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to confiscate this whole thing. And it's like, no, you can't, you can't. I'm an
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adult. Um, absolutely not. But it was hilarious and it was a very fun time. Everyone had a
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great time. Um, I looked like a combination of like meatloaf and Pavarotti put together.
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Yeah. That tuxedo shirt. They're not, the tuxedos aren't meant for the rental tuxedos
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aren't meant for people above a certain size. Cause once you get above a certain size, they
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just try to cover you up in the costume and you look like a block. You just get a block.
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Yeah, exactly. The, the vest, everyone has a vest that connects in the back and has a
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full back. Once you get to a certain size, the vest just becomes like an apron that they
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kind of just drape over you and you tie however you can in the back. And you're just trying
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to like, look for, look as path. You're trying to be passable. Yeah. It's like a grade school
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art class smock. Yeah. Oversized t-shirt. Tie it in the back, tuck the straps into your pants
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that are also a joke and good luck. It's like how you address a sea lion. You kind
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of just throw it over his head, tie whatever you can in the back. And from the front, you
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get a picture where you get the shot and the back it's chaos circus town clown boy. Yeah.
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So that was me. It was fun. It was fantastic time. We danced a little bit. It was great.
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After when the wedding, we had a nice big poker game, eight, eight, eight players. Guess
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who finished top two Richard Rappoy and myself can't say that I'm surprised the kid's a genius
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top two. That felt that was good for the show. That was great for the show. We need that for
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the show. Um, but yeah, no, that's fun. When you get a bunch of dudes playing poker together
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who actually kind of know what they're doing, uh, it's always the best. And so, yeah, there
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was times though, like I grew up playing poker and like high school with your friends, you
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have poker tournaments, whatever. They were times where I'm betting into the, like we're
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showing cards and we bet all the way through. Yeah. And it's like, I have two pair and I'm
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like wondering what's going to happen. And the person flips and I'm like, ah, I have a Jack high.
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And it's like, why are you even in the hand so late? Like I don't, I didn't understand,
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but I guess, I mean, people are just like, whatever, I'll risk it. I'll see what happens.
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Jack high. Blomp. You're out. Yeah. Well we won and we actually got in a little bit of an
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argument. We did. Which I think goes hand in hand with late night poker playing. I think
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that's standard. That's boys being boys, like argument over poker. So you want to explain
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it? Oh yeah. Oh, of course I would like to get my side in first. So we're towards the end.
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Don't poison the well. I'll be speaking after. It's like 1am. Me and rap boy are in at the
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end. First and second place. He has about three set, three times my chips. Yeah. He has
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like 30,000 worth in, it's like fake numbers, but he has 30,000 in chips and I have like 10.
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Yeah. Something like that. And we're going, the blinds are pretty big at that point. The
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minds are like 1500 each. So I'm saying to him, he's like, Oh, let's just call it. Let's call
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it. I'm first place. Your second place, take the payout. Let's go home. And everyone's
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kind of like, okay with that because it was so late. But in my mind, I'm like, no, I
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could go all in five times in a row and still lose and then get the same payout. Why would
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I call it just to take, you know, got to make a deal with me. So we got into a little bit
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of an argument. We actually have a video of that. So here's the argument.
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You finished me off. You didn't know you finished me off. You're so stupid. Finish me. Let's
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waste everyone's time. Let's waste everyone's time. This is finishing the poker game. This
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is finishing the poker game. We all need to come down to something like this. We'll waste
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everyone's time. This is not wasting everyone's time. This is the final two.
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Let's go, Brandon. Yeah. So obviously I was right. You got to finish me off. Yeah. You can't
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just say, take second place and walk free. I, you gotta, you gotta finish me. Okay.
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We ended up finishing it out. We finished it out. I said, play five more hands, see what
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happens. I went all in like three times. Then eventually Zach went all in. I called with
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nothing great. He finished me off. That's how I want to go out. Yeah. That's how I like
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to go out. It worked out. I think it was nine, 10, nine, 10 suited that I finished them off
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with. And, uh, I don't care. I think it was a win for everyone. It was, I got the, I got
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a bunch of money, a couple, you know, a few hundred bucks that paid for expenses. I paid
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for some rooms. I think that paid for my room for the whole weekend. I got a free
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trip. Me too. All I had to do was drive 12 hours each way. Um, and then also on top
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of that, we learned, I learned something new that I've never learned before that I
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think is culturally significant. So people out there, some of you may know about
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Cheeto fingers, especially red hot Cheeto fingers. Yeah. The night after you eat a
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whole bag of red hot Cheetos, the next day you got some remnants, you got some
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leftovers on your fingertips. It's a red powder. You can't really get it off
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unless you really go at it. Yep. Everyone. If you see it, you're like, Oh,
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that guy was eating red hot Cheetos last night. He got them Cheeto fingers,
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Cheeto knuckles or something else that was developed on this trip.
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Typical liberal was eating so many hot Cheetos and he was digging so far in the
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bag that he had Cheeto knuckles on the other side of his hand. And that's
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something I never seen before. So there's like levels to it. Normal people live in
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the world where you get some Cheeto fingers and maybe not even like, you know,
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that's, that's already skewing towards a little much. Yeah. If you have food
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leftover on your hands from the night before Cheeto knuckles. Oh yeah. The night
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before Cheeto knuckles. Yeah, exactly. You got to wash your hands after Cheetos.
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Everybody knows that. So Cheeto knuckles is Cheeto fingers on steroids and it's
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something that does exist. I've seen it firsthand. I saw it. That was the first
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sighting of Cheeto knuckles. Yeah. That was my Sasquatch. Um, yeah, the wedding was
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great. On the way home, Richard Rappoy and I stopped at Buffalo Wild Wings. Oh yeah.
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And this was crazy. You know, everyone talks about the supply chains and the
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economy, whatever, Joe Biden, we went to Buffalo Wild Wings and nobody was working
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there. Yeah. And I was like, yo, Richard Rappoy, what's going on here? And he like
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very calmly was like, Oh yeah, no one's working. There's no, and I'm like, what do
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you mean? There's no one working here? He goes, Oh yeah. Like there's, there's no
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employees. No one came to work. No one works here. I saw three. I was like,
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what do you mean? No one works here. I just like fully didn't understand. But
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yeah. And this was on, this was on Sunday during like NFL games. They had
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like eight NFL games on TV right now. And then they're like, whoopsie. Nobody's
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working. Exactly. It's not like it's some random place. Like Buffalo Wild Wings
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should be killing it on Sundays. That's the point. That's like the point of
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it. So it was, it was nuts. I've never seen it like that. And then you get the food
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and it kind of looks a little weird. Like our food, like it was like boneless
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chicken wings with a sauce on it, but then it looks like a room temperature
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sauce, which is poured on top. And it's just like my options for food
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poisoning. Yeah. It was 10 X all time highs. The market just opened on food
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poisoning and it was, I remember eating the bites and I didn't even fully like
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it. And I was like, this is, this is going to be bad. Yeah. We made it out, but the,
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the, we got in and we ordered beers and the lady goes, Oh, we don't have any
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glasses. I'm going to wait until we clean some glasses and then chill them.
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Cause they got so hot and they, it was like a 30 minutes for a beer.
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So worst experience of my life, Buffalo Wild Wings. I think she was cooking the
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food probably too. Someone was pulling double duty. That's for sure.
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So it was absolutely brutal. I never seen anything like that. And Richard
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Rappoy was just like, Oh yeah, there's no one working here. I'm like, what do you
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mean? He's like, there's no employees. I was like, what? There's no employees at
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the open restaurant. It was weird. And we're seeing this kind of throughout the
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country too. I saw some, I mean, people are DMing me from New York piles and
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piles of trash on the street. Oh yeah. The cops are saying that there's less, um,
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they're taking people off of cases and putting them on patrol cause there's not
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enough police officers. So things are kind of heading into like this weird
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direction where my spidey sense is kind of, yeah, now it's a good time to be
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unpinnable. We'll get to that. It's always a good time to be. Yeah.
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It always, anything we can always learn the lesson that it's good to be
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unpinnable. So moving on. Fun trip, fun trip, fantastic trip. And it was also
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Halloween weekend as well. We got back on Halloween. Everyone's asking me,
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Fleckus, what were you for Halloween? What were you, what did you dress up as?
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Nothing. I'm 32 years old. Yeah. I have no children. Yep. I'm not going to wear a
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Peter Pan costume or look like the guy from toy story. Yeah. You're in the gray area.
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No kids, but too old, not early twenties partying. Exactly. Exactly. I'm not drunk
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on the train from Long Island railroad doing 25 for life. Yep. I'm not, I'm done. Um,
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but I do have fond memories of Halloween. What were you as a kid when, when
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Halloween was happening or your favorite costume? I was everything. I was always
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like Spider-Man or like, you know, superhero type thing. Full face cover,
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Spider-Man like full suit. Yeah. Yeah. I bought the costume packs. I wasn't crushing it. I
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wasn't like, you know, total recreation of a movie or anything. It's like buy the $40
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costume pack. Have fun. You're a kid. Yeah. Love that. Pure Americana. That is pure Americana.
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I used to be Andre Agassi every year. I remember you showing me a picture of that. And I have
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Mr. Potato Head earring. I draw a fake goatee. I'd wear like a tennis shirt, like a tennis
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polo. I have a bandana and I'll go to my grandparents' neighborhood and I would trick
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or treat. You'd go out of town for trick or treating. Yeah. You'd go off block. Yeah.
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Off block. Why? I'd go with the grandparents. It was fun to do with the grandparents and
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they had a great neighborhood. They had like house, house, house, like everyone knew each
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other and we would go trick or treating. I would go to the, it was a very old person
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neighborhood. So everyone would answer the door like, Oh, what are you? And I'd be like,
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I'm Andre Agassi. And they'd be like, okay, like no clue what that even meant. Uh, it was
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very nice. It was very lovely. I saw some good costumes. My favorite costume might've even been
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last year, but I saw it on Instagram was the kid going as Lori Lightfoot. Oh yeah. That
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was sloppy. Lori Lightfoot too. Not, not Lori Lightfoot's best. Yeah. It wasn't a pro
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Lori Lightfoot costume. Um, and also fan of the show, friend of the show. Um, our friend
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Veronica had a very good costume. She's a lovely young girl. She went as Shrek. Wow. I saw
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that. So it's like there's girls take the opportunity of Halloween a lot of times. Yeah.
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There's like the mean girls, the mean girls theory. Exactly. To wear less, to have your butt
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out, to wear something that's see-through, to wear underwear and bunny ears. It's
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tempting. There's a, there's an Avenue. Veronica chose to go as Shrek. She painted
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her face green, stuffed her shirt, stuffed her, stuffed her pants. There's two types
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of girls and went as Shrek. And that's why she won costume of the year. We're sending
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her a shirt. Very nice. Veronica. That was fantastic. Uh, when it comes to least
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favorite costumes, I have one. Do you know who I'm going to say? Let me think. No, I
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don't. He's wearing like a Molly doll dress outfit. And so it's called the Molly
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dolls with the red hair and the makeup and the, and the red shoes. It's Harry Styles.
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Oh yeah. Harry Styles. Raggedy Ann. Raggedy Ann. Is that what it is? Yeah. Raggedy Ann. That's
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what I was going for. Okay. I don't know why I said Molly doll. Some weird childhood
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thing. Yeah. But Harry Styles went as Raggedy Ann and we're going to get into this. We have
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a little bit of a theory here. Guys. He's always wearing dresses. He's always doing the
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most. Yeah. Doing the most. He looked, he's so hot though. All the girls think he's so
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hot. Like, wow. Times must be so good that we can say the guy in the dress and the, and
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the red pumps is hot. So is that Wicked Witch of the West? Or was he Dorothy? It may be Wicked
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Witch of the West. Dorothy, right? Yeah. The red shoes. The red shoes. He was
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Dorothy. Okay. The red shoes though. Whatever. Side, sidebar. So yeah, if you're listening
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only, it's a picture of Harry Styles wearing a Raggedy Ann Dorothy outfit. Yeah. It's
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like a woman's outfit. He's got makeup on. He looks like a little lady. But the girls
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are like, yeah, he's so hot. He's Harry Styles. He does what he wants. He doesn't
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care. But you know what? Harry Styles can pretty easily get put in a mailbox. And I'm
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ladies, I'm asking, would you rather the person you're with, your boyfriend, your
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husband, whatever, be the male boxer or the person getting placed into a mailbox? That's
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kind of what I need to understand. Yeah. Because Harry Styles is very pinnable. Extremely
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pinnable. And if this is what hot and popular is, guys, I'm telling you, I'm not just saying
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this. Now is the time to become unpinnable. Bulk up. Bulk up. If you're in the pushing three
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bills, start benching heavy, work on your mauling muscles, whatever muscles you use
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to really get in someone's face and move them around, work on that and endurance. That's
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what I'm doing. Yeah. Because if this is what hot is or what hot was or what they're trying
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to pretend hot is, I'm telling you, now is the time to be unpinnable because unpinnable
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beats this any day. So here's a hot take. Harry Styles technically is unpinnable. If you
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walk around with six giant bodyguards, you're pretty unpinnable. So he got there in a different
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way. He didn't work out. He didn't earn it. But Harry Styles is unpinnable. Same way Kevin
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Hart's unpinnable. If you get to a certain point, you make enough money, you have enough
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of a crew, you are unpinnable. He surrounded himself with goons fighting his pinnable proxy
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wars. Exactly. And so he, well, keep this in mind. He's surrounded himself with unpinnable
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goons and now he's pretending that he's wearing a dress and that's normal and that's cool.
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They're not showing the goons. So he's setting a bad example. Yeah. The goons aren't in the
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GQ photo shoot. Exactly. If you guys have goons and you want to wear a dress, go for it.
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If you got goons, I don't have goons. I have a Rottweiler Jerry. Yep. That's pretty much
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my only goon. Yep. So if you guys got goons and want to wear a dress, more power to you.
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If you don't, I'd pick a little, something a little more traditionally masculine. Maybe
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you learn Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Yep. Maybe get really good with a gun. You don't have to
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be in the ballpark of 300 pounds to be unpinnable. That's just my best route.
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You're unpinnable in a traditional sense. In a traditional sense. And there's different
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types of unpinnable out there. Gun. You have a gun. You have goons. You could be a boxer.
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There's probably a lot of little boxers that can knock me out or try to, you know,
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hit you, hit you with the uppercut on that sprawl. Punches I don't see coming. Exactly.
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Split my face open with his hand. Like anyone can really do that. Yep. So unpinnable doesn't mean
00:19:47.800
you have to be a gigantic person. Exactly. Benching 225 every week and trying to like break your own
00:19:53.160
record. It doesn't have to be that way. That's just my best Avenue. And the first one most people
00:19:57.620
think of when you're talking about unpinnable. But if you're a little guy, if you're Harry Styles,
00:20:01.480
exact size, you can be unpinnable too. It's just not going to be by wearing glitter pumps
00:20:07.220
and makeup and being like a girl. Yep. Because that's a pinnable shit.
00:20:12.360
That's extremely pinnable behavior from an unpinnable man. Yeah. So as always guys,
00:20:17.480
now's the time to be unpinnable. Share in the comments what you're doing to become unpinnable
00:20:21.200
every day. I'd like to hear it. Cool. Me too. And that's kind of the choice. And I don't know,
00:20:27.420
I feel like now's the time for mailboxers. So unpinnable is why, is that so, which is why I'm
00:20:34.220
always encouraged, encouraging people to become unpinnable. Everyone should be taking steps to
00:20:38.120
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for supporting. It goes a long way. Getting into the real action now. The show is basically starting.
00:21:22.580
Biden may have crapped his pants. The show is basically starting right now.
00:21:26.840
Thank you for making it through the first 20. Biden may have crapped his pants again.
00:21:32.100
Yeah. Well, I'm also seeing like crap your pants is obviously the meme way that happened, but he
00:21:37.800
could have just as easily pissed his pants or dribbled or had some like big stain on the front. So yeah,
00:21:43.000
had a bathroom incident. So we're fair here. We're going to be fair and we're going to call it what it is.
00:21:48.320
And that was the main tweet that like first, yeah, exactly. That was the main tweet
00:21:51.860
that first like set it all off. Like word around Rome is going on that he had a bathroom incident.
00:21:55.700
So it's pretty open-ended. Shitting your pants is going to get memed, obviously a lot harder.
00:22:00.300
Yeah. And everyone's, you know, some people are saying, don't we have any decency on the right?
00:22:04.960
Any decency after what they did with Trump? Yeah. Remember we just, we got neuralized by the
00:22:10.280
men in black and forgot the last six years. Come on guys. Let's be fair. Let's be reasonable journalists.
00:22:15.760
You remember when everyone like told the whole world that Trump said, all Mexicans are rapists.
00:22:19.940
And like the Nazis are good people, even though he was literally like, not the Nazis and the white
00:22:24.960
supremacists, they should be denounced entirely. Like he said one thing and they just said, Oh,
00:22:29.280
he said this and meant this. So now's the time for decency, I guess.
00:22:33.540
Back then was the time of, uh, you know, not going to the source material and just trusting the
00:22:38.600
journalist. And now's the time for decency. So, Oh, who knew? Thank goodness. And the Pope doesn't
00:22:42.820
care. The Pope's in on it. He knows the plan, the global thing and Biden's role in it. So he's
00:22:48.020
looking the other way. Yeah. We'll never truly know. The globalist Pope is not a good Pope guys.
00:22:53.400
Yeah. So the media obviously isn't covering it. If this was Trump, they'd be all over it.
00:22:58.040
The media is also not covering inflation, the border, the fact that no one owns anything or
00:23:03.400
can own anything and why that's good and why that's good. Uh, we're going to get to that next.
00:23:08.980
Basically they're going to want us in pods, eating bugs, living in some fake VR world.
00:23:13.840
But yeah, I mean, so Joe Biden probably had an accident. Um, I saw another tweet about the
00:23:19.700
chairs that they were sitting on needing to get sent somewhere to be reupholstered or something
00:23:23.240
with like horse hair lining. Oh, that's Louie the 14th or some sort of chairs. I'm sure we'll put
00:23:28.320
the tweet up, but, uh, yeah, I don't know if that's rumor or fact, but we're going to run with
00:23:34.100
it obviously because, uh, the mainstream media talked about Donald Trump pissing on hookers for
00:23:38.920
forever and Russia and all this stuff. And it was absolutely nothing. It was made up. And now
00:23:45.620
stuff like this happens and they ignore it. They want, cause they, at the end of the day,
00:23:49.760
they want everyone to be afraid. And if you're not scared, people are like looking at you funny
00:23:55.600
now. So it's like, Oh, you're not afraid. Like you're not afraid of what's going on. Like the
00:23:59.380
media hasn't wound you up so tight and made you crazy. Like what's wrong with this person?
00:24:03.240
Remember when the, remember when BLM and Antifa, like burning cities and protesting and going to
00:24:10.100
the suburbs and looting and doing everything. And they tried to basically like scare all the
00:24:14.380
normal people into voting for Joe Biden. Let's just vote for Joe. It'll go back to kind of normal.
00:24:18.980
They're looting my town. Here you go. You got what you wanted. The, the Joe Biden's going to the
00:24:24.540
bathroom on himself in front of world leaders constantly. This is the second maybe time it happened.
00:24:31.960
And you know, what's going on at home? I don't know. The, a guy named Zach won homecoming queen
00:24:37.560
in this next clip. This is what we have going on here. I'm back on the homeland. Remember when
00:24:42.840
Zach winning a homecoming queen would have been like some funny thing like you did in the nineties
00:24:48.600
as a prank to your buddy. And then the girl who was like second place is probably horrified and sad
00:24:52.940
and cried. And it was just like a nineties kids prank. Letterman jacket movie. Nineties kids prank.
00:24:57.860
And it's like before, like say homecoming king and queen is like a tradition in America. I'd say it
00:25:03.660
is. And it's like before recent years, it used to go to homecoming king would go to like the captain
00:25:10.320
of the football team. Homecoming queen would go to some 10 out of 10 rocket girl. Yep. And that's
00:25:15.380
fine. Homecoming queen isn't for everyone. Homecoming king isn't for everyone. It's not a big deal.
00:25:20.200
Maybe you get lucky and Freddie Prince Jr. sees you and you're a homely artsy girl. And Freddie
00:25:26.040
Prince Jr. takes you under his wing and he takes that ponytail down and takes your glasses
00:25:29.780
off. Exactly. All of a sudden you're a model. And now you're a homecoming queen because of
00:25:34.300
a prank that Freddie Prince Jr. and his friends were doing. There's avenues, there's ways in
00:25:38.780
that were pretty fair. And now what we're dealing with, obviously in recent years, things have
00:25:43.720
gone a different direction where a homecoming queen lately has been given to, I'm sure there's
00:25:48.260
normal situations, but special needs people. I've seen that, which is, which is, you know,
00:25:54.000
it's nice. It's great. And now after that, the next iteration of special needs people who need
00:26:01.680
to get attention and feel good are the transgenders. Yeah. So does winning via charity
00:26:08.780
actually equal winning? No. Like, so yeah, it's like, so again, it's a fake world. It's a fake
00:26:14.980
title. It's Caitlyn Jenner woman of the year. Exactly. And it's another institution that is given
00:26:20.160
up and sacrifice on the altar of Marxism, which I think it would be the bigger overarching umbrella
00:26:24.840
that goes over. Everything is Marxism. So it's now the homecoming queen is a guy. Great. Sorry,
00:26:31.780
ladies. It's the guy in the dress, Chad football player, kiss this guy. You have to kiss. Then you
00:26:38.000
have to dance. The king and the queen have to dance. And you have to kiss the guy. Yeah. Do it,
00:26:44.000
bigot. That'll be the line. And when it eventually comes to the bachelor, I think that's when people
00:26:48.140
really start to see it. They'll have like a transgender woman on the bachelor and the guy,
00:26:52.340
I bet the guy kisses her and pretends it's normal. I like when they ruin it. Yeah. I like it. I would
00:26:57.420
love to see the bachelor get woke and completely ruined. And didn't the guy already stepped down
00:27:01.900
the bachelor guy. One of them. I stopped watching after I don't watch it. Yeah. I stopped watching
00:27:06.820
like after Hannah B season basically, or Colton season. Colton came out as gay. I was gay after being
00:27:13.620
the bachelor. Yeah. Jeez. Yeah. And then Hannah B is all worked up from that. I'm sure trying to
00:27:18.680
figure out what happened and what went wrong. And it's like he was gay. Yeah. So nothing you
00:27:23.160
couldn't do anything. Yeah. So yeah, we loved, we would love to see some transgender women on the
00:27:28.720
bachelor. I think that would be great for equality and progress. And that guy better kiss that guy
00:27:34.280
or else he's in trouble. Yep. And that's what it's going to take for people to wake up. They have to
00:27:38.780
come for something that you care about the bachelor. I think that's do it for me. I think that's a good
00:27:43.140
term though. Charity winning. You won by the pure goodness of other people's hearts for that
00:27:50.640
moment. Yep. Exactly. Everyone wanted to feel good thing. And the definition of feeling good
00:27:56.080
has skewed so much and everything's a political opportunity. You can't just vote for hot Holly
00:28:01.280
and Chad. Yeah. The quarterback and the cheerleader are no more. No more. Give me two freaks.
00:28:06.860
The freakiest people we got. And then it's, you know, that's what it is. People are basically
00:28:12.180
electing a circus and half of the people who aren't electing a circus are letting a circus get
00:28:16.960
elected. Dark. Yep. Dark times. Well, it could be worse and it's going to get worse because
00:28:23.660
metaverse. Ah, the metaverse. The metaverse is coming. Facebook announced metaverse is their
00:28:30.480
thing. It's like an on, what is it? How would you describe it? Online world? It's like a VR. I mean,
00:28:34.380
Facebook owns Oculus, right? So they want you to put on the eyeglasses and the little hand things and
00:28:41.420
jump into Mark Zuckerberg's cartoon world and sit around the conference table talking to your
00:28:46.760
coworkers and stuff. And doing like your job away, like in your home, doing your job in the VR world.
00:28:54.300
So everyone shows up to the VR world doing their job. And you're in your shitty apartment just going
00:28:59.900
like, well, what company, a company made a metaverse and they have Microsoft Excel in it.
00:29:06.740
Yeah. Microsoft is announcing their own metaverse for, I mean, which is probably going to be zoom
00:29:11.900
type, you know, for working more work, uh, corporate type stuff. And it's like, yeah,
00:29:16.500
our metaverse has Excel. So it's like, fuck, I can't get away. Like, so you're going to put on
00:29:21.680
the things you're going to live in your pod. You're going to live in a, what do they want you to live in?
00:29:25.280
They want you to live in a shipping container with one area for your VR stuff. And then one
00:29:30.460
little bunk bed. And they're going to stack them all high, just like a ready player one.
00:29:35.040
And you eat your bug paste to stay full. You eat your bug paste, which is a risk ethically
00:29:40.200
harvested and you, uh, consume, you consume and you spend all your money in the fake world.
00:29:46.100
And then, yeah, you don't own anything in real life.
00:29:47.980
They want you to buy a plot of land in the metaverse for 50 grand.
00:29:50.860
And people will do it. I feel like eventually, like, you know how the Amish people just kind
00:29:55.940
of stopped and like 1875 or whatever it was. It's like, yeah, we'll take, we'll take the horse
00:30:00.920
and carriage. We'll take this, but no new stuff. We're done. That's how I feel about the metaverse.
00:30:05.980
You're cutting it off. iPhone. Cool. You know, Skyping NFTs. Sure. Whatever. Let some people,
00:30:12.400
let some people like them, but I'm done at the metaverse and it's a new Amish new class.
00:30:17.240
The line ends at the metaverse. It's people that are not participating in the fake world.
00:30:21.860
We already participate enough in the fake world. That is reality.
00:30:24.260
In the real world. Yeah. We don't need to go to a fake world. What are they going to do when we
00:30:27.780
get there? Steal an election. Yeah. Steal the elections. Put me in timeout and take my avatar
00:30:32.240
down. Not make my avatar allowed to say stuff. Yeah. You'll be like a gray blotchy screen and
00:30:36.420
it'll be like Joe Biden stole the elect. I'm trying to say something. Exactly. And they're going to ruin
00:30:45.280
that too. What if the LGBTs get there first? And now, you know, that's, what's going to
00:30:50.460
happen. It's going to get ruined. It's already ruined. They basically are finished with the
00:30:55.540
real world. They did a number on that. And now they're like, let's ramp this up. How do
00:31:00.840
we escalate? Let's ruin things that don't even exist yet. Yeah. And also it's like, I don't
00:31:07.900
want to get conspiracy, but metaverse doesn't meta mean death. I don't, isn't the infinity
00:31:15.280
symbol that metaverse talks about like a snake eating itself. Are these two things that I'm
00:31:20.260
just kind of, I might, I might jump in too far ahead. Yeah. Well, I've never, imagine
00:31:24.200
this. Hey guys, do you hate your life in real life? Is everyone coughing and racist and not
00:31:30.920
okay with transgenders kissing your son? Did we tell you to hate it enough? Come to the
00:31:35.960
metaverse. This is where it's at. You can own nothing, live in your pod and you sign in here
00:31:41.960
and you put your things on and you have a huge, awesome view of whatever you want in the fake
00:31:46.400
world. You're at the beach. You're at the beach. And then I think, I don't know, like, what is it?
00:31:51.100
Is it the, the data collection, the, the energy that goes into it that gets sucked out of you
00:31:56.220
kind of like in the matrix. And then like, that's what feeds Mark Zuckerberg. Yeah. Zuckerberg
00:32:02.800
converts your data to money and that's how he thrives. And he, they try to, they're trying
00:32:06.800
to convert like the data to like consciousness almost. And I think Mark Zuckerberg is trying
00:32:11.860
to create like this world where he's the God and then everyone's going to go and pretend
00:32:17.160
it's better, you know, think it's better than real life because I'm sure there'll be some
00:32:20.620
sort of like in the way everything goes to porn, like TV actually became porn box and then
00:32:26.520
the computer eventually becomes a porn box. And then your phone is a porn box. And eventually
00:32:30.860
the metaverse is going to become a porn place too. Yeah. And everyone's going to go to the
00:32:35.200
Gluck factory and be anonymous. And then they're never going to want to leave the metaverse.
00:32:41.600
And then that's going to be better than real life. And Mark Zuckerberg, who's not a human
00:32:45.800
will suck their soul through the data and emotional output that people are giving to the metaverse.
00:32:53.000
And then he'll achieve some sort of thing where he becomes bigger than the world out of worldly.
00:32:59.200
Is that possible? He could be a God in his own little metaverse.
00:33:03.160
I think that's what he's going for. And it's funny because Zuckerberg is creating the metaverse
00:33:07.240
and he wants to tell you how good it is while he's quietly buying as much land as he can on Hawaii.
00:33:12.600
Quietly like getting tangible assets here. So yeah, do as he does, not as he says.
00:33:22.620
I will not live a life where the metaverse is better than the life I could create for myself.
00:33:28.500
I refuse. And I encourage everyone to do the same thing because I don't know. There's some people out
00:33:36.100
there who are lizards and they want what you give them in the metaverse. I think Mark Zuckerberg. So
00:33:44.240
think about the people. Who are some people who you see and you're like, this person is kind of just
00:33:51.300
sticking out. They don't fully get it. They're not fully human. They don't interact properly.
00:33:57.040
It looks like an alien reptile trying to pass as a person. I would say Mark Zuckerberg is at the top
00:34:03.280
of that list. I think Kamala Harris is up there too. Yeah. Like there's a little alien in her head
00:34:07.680
driving her. Exactly. And I, I, yeah, that's a stupid thing. And this is obviously the conspiracy
00:34:15.620
corner part of the show. It's also a joke and it's a joke. It's not serious. Not serious.
00:34:23.120
Fuck this is losing it. Fuck this is losing it. I'm winking to the video watchers. Sorry,
00:34:27.680
audio only. It's not a joke. Um, but you know, there's something there. I think Kamala Harris at
00:34:33.460
night goes home, goes to bed and she just like, doesn't say anything until there's like a camera
00:34:38.700
or people in front of her and her husband, like Zuckerberg's wife just take care of the bot is
00:34:45.160
the caretaker. Yeah. They take care of the bot. They update it. They know what's going on. Zuckerberg's
00:34:49.500
wife. She's just updating the bot. She's the bot handler. If I had to guess, that's fair to go
00:34:55.780
conspiracy corner. Don't go in the metaverse. It's a trap. Don't live a life. If you die in the
00:35:01.580
metaverse, you die in the real world. Yeah, it's true. Cause they're going to try and kill everyone
00:35:05.820
who goes in the metaverse and that's unscripted. All right. All right. Maybe not. Kill everyone
00:35:14.040
that goes. I don't think I could even say that for a legal reason. No. Um, but I think there's
00:35:19.420
something that's coming where it's eventually like going to be enticing and saying, Oh, this
00:35:22.860
online world is more appealing than the real world. And come live here, come live here. And then
00:35:29.000
that's like, I don't know, revelations mark of the beast type ish. Yeah, that is. Go watch the
00:35:34.760
movie ready player one and then try to avoid that scenario. Yeah, exactly, bro. Exactly,
00:35:40.720
bro. Um, all right. Coming up casually, cause they're going to kill everyone. You haven't
00:35:46.480
had that thought once and it comes out. Well now, you know, okay. Now you know what might
00:35:52.600
be going on. Those options are not trading at zero for sure. That's true. So, you know,
00:35:58.180
they might be killing everyone with everything. So, okay, let's move on. Yeah. Colin Kaepernick,
00:36:04.100
young Colin Kaepernick. Everyone's favorite Irishman. He just had a new Netflix special
00:36:08.680
come out. We tried to watch it. We watched like the first, I don't know, 15 minutes of
00:36:12.120
it. And literally the first scene is like two scenes happening at once. One is a slave
00:36:18.480
owner, like measuring black people and like prodding black people and like inspecting black
00:36:24.060
people. And then the next scene side by side is an NFL combine scout doing somewhat similar
00:36:30.300
things. And then he's basically saying they're the same. And at the end of the scene, the slave
00:36:35.580
owner and the football coach shake hands. Like it's the same guy. Like the least subtle messaging
00:36:41.700
of all time on this. And it's just in his fake world, his fake Colin Kaepernick world, where
00:36:46.840
he walks in, in the Morpheus coat and he goes a world time where he takes himself so seriously
00:36:52.740
and he's delivering such a powerful message. And it's like, you're a joke, dude. He's such
00:36:56.940
an idiot. Yeah. It's like, if you ever, Hey, if you guys ever run into Colin Kaepernick,
00:37:02.280
just get the phone out and say, Colin, I saw you compare the NFL to slavery. Strong comparison.
00:37:08.880
What does that make the Nike clothing facilities? What does that make them? If NFL slavery, you
00:37:15.660
make 50 million bucks. What is that? That makes like the Nike factories like Holocaust square.
00:37:22.280
Yeah. Those are super slaves. Yeah. Nike, the Indonesian factory workers.
00:37:27.000
The guy is an absolute joke. The problem is I think his girlfriend, he has like this militant
00:37:30.400
black power type girlfriend and she's absolutely awful. And this is kind of an example of what
00:37:36.240
happens when you listen to your girlfriend. The guy thinks he's Malcolm X mixed with Neo mixed with
00:37:43.540
like the most powerful messaging person on earth. I think he, it's like, uh, and I said this,
00:37:49.680
it's like Colin Kaepernick, like probably walks a dog, picks up dog poop. And he's like in a world
00:37:53.920
where men and corn ropes and they think you're, you know, it's just like, is he stupid? It's such
00:38:00.080
a character. Is he stupid? Does he believe what he's saying? I think he believes what he's saying.
00:38:04.420
He's not, he's not stupid. He's making a ton of money. He's not doing this for fun or for whatever.
00:38:10.920
He's making a ton of cash. So he, does he know what he's doing? Netflix, the deal,
00:38:17.640
they backed up the Brinks truck. They dumped the pile. Nike goes, Oh, okay. We can use him
00:38:22.120
dumped a, dumped a pile. Cause it's basically like you're buying his influence where it's
00:38:25.780
like, if we can get Colin Kaepernick on behalf of Nike on the front lines, talking about how the
00:38:30.760
NFL is slavery by the time the people, the average scrollers are like, what about Nike and Colin
00:38:37.680
Kaepernick? Isn't Nike the real slavery? Like that's such like a plan Z for anyone listening.
00:38:43.020
Cause you're like, Oh, the NFL slavery, maybe it's not that bad, but maybe it's worse than I
00:38:47.320
thought. You're not thinking the person telling you about slavery is actually complicit with the
00:38:51.820
slavery and making money off of nice slaves. It's like calling a Planned Parenthood,
00:38:55.400
Planned Parenthood and not many Parenthoods are being planned. Yeah. Well, it's funny because
00:38:59.900
Kaepernick, it's like, once you reach that certain point of like, you know, they're giving him
00:39:03.920
superstar money. Um, Kaepernick reaches the point where you basically barely do any work. You show
00:39:09.860
up for some photo shoots and whatever, and you get 20 million bucks. You start a brand that somebody
00:39:13.840
else designs and you just are pictured on it. And then it's like, so who's the real like slave owner,
00:39:21.940
whatever here, like the people making the shoes and you're getting paid at the face of it. It's just
00:39:26.540
like, he is the slave owner. Well, he doesn't, well, he's certainly profiting off of it. He's the top
00:39:31.520
guy on the plantation. If this was like a plantation metaphor. Yeah, for sure. I mean, he's, he's
00:39:36.700
definitely making tons of cash hand over fist while Indonesian, uh, factory workers are being
00:39:41.980
threatened by the military to taking a lower minimum wage. Yeah. And Colin Kaepernick doesn't
00:39:47.060
say anything about that. He's a Muppet. Take a lap, buddy. You're done. And Nike does this thing where
00:39:52.580
they're like, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. Like we just, that factory is just an independent contractor. We
00:39:57.420
don't, we don't know what they're doing at that factory. And it's like, it's going great. It's
00:40:02.060
cheap. I don't really want to know. I don't know. I love Indonesia and China and Vietnam. So it's
00:40:08.140
just like that thing where they go clean hands, but it's like, whoever's intimidating these workers
00:40:12.760
are forcing them to not, it's just a bad scene. Someone's doing their, their dirty work. They
00:40:17.900
have, they're doing, they have proxy goons. Nike's got proxy. For sure. Oh, you don't goons
00:40:22.320
are pinning people. Nike's got more than goons. They have political goons, you know, physical
00:40:27.120
and political goons. And they, and Colin Kaepernick is just like, Oh, this is good.
00:40:32.500
People must like my message. And it's like, don't you see, don't you see that you're floating
00:40:37.800
around and not doing anything and not making any real change. And you're just being used
00:40:41.940
as like a lead blocker for the worst offenders. It's like so ironic. And it's like, it's so
00:40:47.600
ironic that, you know, he's got to kind of be in on it. Yeah. He got to be in on it. Cause
00:40:53.340
you have to hear if you're not, then it's like, you're really stupid. But then we, Hey,
00:40:58.220
remember Demi Lovato? Yeah. She's an idiot. She gets tons of money. She's pushing the message.
00:41:04.680
I don't think she gets that tons of money anymore. I think, I think it's a stupid thing. I think
00:41:08.080
they find people that are stupid and they say, we're going to dress you smart for Demi
00:41:11.960
Lovato. Obviously they gave her a mullet and whatever, make it look like a thumb, different
00:41:16.600
example. But like for this one, Colin Kaepernick, he has the suit, the Afro, the biggest Afro
00:41:21.160
of all time. And it's like, we're going to dress you smart and dress you informed and dress
00:41:26.200
you awoke. Uh, and we're only able to do that because you're so stupid that you won't say,
00:41:31.020
Hey guys, are you sure the biggest problem to the black community is white supremacy? Are
00:41:36.440
you sure these guys getting paid $20 million signing bonuses are the same as slaves who worked
00:41:41.160
for nothing and were killed and re you know, like traded. Are you sure that's the same thing?
00:41:46.780
You traded. Yeah. Like do get traded. You do get traded in the NFL, but it's not the same
00:41:52.520
as slave trading. Yeah. I'll tell you that much. And it's like, all right, cool. NFL players. If
00:41:57.580
it's so slavery, stop playing and go do anything else. Go be an accountant for, for Johnson and
00:42:02.980
Johnson. And that'll be the worst job ever. That's slavery. That would feel like crap.
00:42:07.640
Get in the cubicle Monday through Friday. Hey, how was your weekend? Good. What did you do?
00:42:11.700
Nothing much. How about you? Nothing. That's your life now. Is it fair to say we both wanted
00:42:15.880
to play in the NFL? Like at some point in your life, did you want to play in the NFL? Cause
00:42:19.800
I did. Maybe. I don't know. I always, you're a weird guy. He doesn't even like football and
00:42:24.840
he played football for four years. So yeah, it's weird. Ask any white, any white wide receiver,
00:42:29.700
any white cornerback or something. Do you want to play in the NFL? They'll be dying to football
00:42:34.440
was never my identity. Yeah. So there was like guys on the team that would play. And after
00:42:38.880
they graduate, it's like, how do I keep playing arena? Canadian a year off, whatever it
00:42:44.020
is, I was kind of like, okay, football's over in three years. Football's over in two years.
00:42:48.520
Football's over in one year. Football's over in five games. And when it was over, dealer hands
00:42:53.640
walk away. But when you were in high school, you wanted to play at one point you wanted to play in
00:42:57.400
the NFL or something. Yeah. That's maybe fair. Yeah. But I knew, I knew it was going to be a brutal
00:43:02.080
physical thing. It's like, I'm yeah. I don't want to, I would hate to go against someone who's like
00:43:08.080
400 pounds sweating in their stands coming around, you know, it's like, you're worried
00:43:12.520
about that. Not getting abused and not paid, you know, the money would be great. I'll do it. And
00:43:18.320
then it'll probably kill me and we'll have what 500 grand. And the whole, the whole Kaepernick
00:43:22.740
thing, it's like, Oh, it's like slaves. Obviously he's, he's, he's doing whatever he wants, whatever
00:43:27.780
he's going to talk about. No mention of the NFL. I think the NFL is the number one business
00:43:35.080
that's made the most black millionaires in America. So most black millionaires in America
00:43:40.680
come from the NFL. Obviously it's a big roster. It's a bigger sport. So it's going to be more
00:43:43.940
than the NBA or MLB or stuff like that. So more black millionaires than any other sport. And it's
00:43:48.900
like, you ignore the fact that like, Oh, like you said, football is not your identity. Some of these
00:43:54.440
people, it's like a big part of it. And it's like, I get, I get status. I get respect. I kids look up to
00:44:00.940
me. I can give back to the community and do charity work. And it's like, I look cool driving
00:44:05.520
a white Range Rover into town. Exactly. I look sick. I have a hot girlfriend. Like it's awesome.
00:44:10.960
And so it's like, but yeah, coaches measured my biceps. So like, I'm sad. Coaches saw how fast
00:44:17.600
I could run so they could give me a better signing bonus. So it's tired. It's we're done with it. And
00:44:23.160
then here I have a blurb on a six Nike contractor factories in Indonesia have applied for an exemption
00:44:29.360
from the minimum wage law. The ABC reports they needed consent from some workers in order to be
00:44:35.040
eligible. If the factories get the exemption, they will be able to pay their workers $3 and 70 cents
00:44:40.020
per day instead of $4 per day. So these con these factories, whatever incentive structure is out
00:44:46.840
there are trying to save $3 and 70 cents per worker per day. And then that makes the difference.
00:44:52.160
25 cents an hour. So yeah, good job, Colin. Thanks, Colin. You're really tackling the issues.
00:44:57.900
And when you go miss by so much, people assume the issues are ballpark and where you were shooting
00:45:03.520
and it's actually way off. It's the person with the gun. So yeah, good job, Colin. You're a slave
00:45:09.760
owner. Looking forward to what you do next, buddy. Yeah. All right, moving on. Let's look at ourselves
00:45:15.320
upset. Last night, work ourselves up. Work ourselves up. The Youngkin results came back. Obviously.
00:45:22.400
They obviously tried to steal Virginia, I'm sure, but they probably couldn't get it done.
00:45:25.920
And they did the fake hate crime. They had the fake Nazi Charlottesville people come and then the
00:45:32.380
people got exposed and were shown like their pictures were shown and then everyone figured
00:45:36.420
out they like some of them worked for McAuliffe. All of them were Democrats. It was like a full
00:45:41.100
inside job, fake thing, fake hate crime. And it was literally what we said last week on the show.
00:45:46.220
Yeah. This is how they do it. They show up. They have all the Charlottesville people there.
00:45:49.760
Where the average scrollers will say, oh, the Charlottesville people are there. Like as if
00:45:53.940
they're there and Youngkin's like, hey guys, what's up? Like, oh, we love these guys. Oh, man.
00:46:02.320
Yeah. Tiki Torches. You know, like that's not what's going on. They show up. Everyone's kind of
00:46:07.540
like, these people are weird. What's going on? Get out of here. Get out of here. This seems staged.
00:46:11.140
This seems staged. And then sure enough, it was absolutely staged. But it's like, what happens now?
00:46:16.360
It's just kind of like the exposing of the fact that the rules aren't equally applied.
00:46:23.380
I mean, yeah. We all know that. But it's like, here's a perfect in life example that happened
00:46:28.240
this week. It's like those people who were all there in the Charlottesville Nazi outfits
00:46:33.700
with the Tiki Torches. Are they losing their Twitter accounts? Are they losing their bank
00:46:38.020
accounts? Are they losing their jobs? Is the FBI adding them to a terrorist watch list?
00:46:43.620
They did it. That was a hate crime. It's like, why aren't these people, you know, added to
00:46:48.560
the list? And oh, maybe the FBI needs to tweet about them. Maybe they're involved in January
00:46:52.960
6th. All these things. But no, for some reason, they get a pass. And it's very clear. We are
00:47:00.580
the political opposition. You're either with us or against us. We're the ones that are against
00:47:05.780
them, I guess. And it happened also with the Proud Boys. Remember last year, Enrique from
00:47:13.200
the Proud Boys destroyed a Black Lives Matter sign that was made out of plastic. It's like
00:47:18.700
a piece of crap, like cardboard plastic type thing. And he just ripped it up on the church's
00:47:22.900
front steps, I believe, or on the front lawn of the church. Ripped the church's sign up,
00:47:27.440
Black Lives Matter. They may have burned it. And they were all like, yeah. The church pressed
00:47:31.260
charges on them. He got put in jail for a little while for that. But the week before,
00:47:37.760
prior to that, Antifa and BLM tried to burn that church down. No one got in trouble.
00:47:46.820
Yeah. Fun. Thanks, guys. So that's why it all kind of comes back to being unpinnable. That's why
00:47:52.700
you can't really control what you can't control. The powers that be are clearly against us. The rules
00:47:57.960
are not applied equally. You got to kind of control what you can.
00:48:01.880
Don't expect them. Expect the worst. Expect to be framed everywhere you go. Expect those
00:48:06.220
muffins on the doorstep to kill you and be laced with fentanyl. I actually feel fine from
00:48:12.560
You know, I'm not going to eat more. I want to do it the way I said. I want to put some butter
00:48:15.420
on it and put it in the toaster. Do we have a toaster?
00:48:20.860
I lied. We don't have a toaster, but I'm not going to tell the podcast.
00:48:25.920
Yep. And then also they tried to steal New Jersey. It looks like that's currently happening or is happening.
00:48:30.520
It's kind of currently happening. How come every time we go to bed and it's close, we
00:48:35.060
wake up and there's a swing from Republican to Democrat by just the perfect amount of votes
00:48:40.120
to go. Yeah. The Republicans up by 80,000. Oh, we found 110,000 Democrat votes. Lucky you
00:48:49.420
Oh man. The guy who locked our state down for the last two years at this point. Yeah.
00:49:02.040
At least we got the Virginia dub. And I don't know. At least we have eyes on elections now,
00:49:08.000
Do you see Jemele Hill, known Colin Kaepernick, sympathizer and fan?
00:49:13.180
She said, it's not the messaging, folks. This country simply loves white supremacy.
00:49:23.000
It's so, it's so sickening. We watched CNN last night and some, uh, an Asian woman, one,
00:49:30.140
I think mayor of something, Boston, mayor of Boston and CNN is like, Oh, this is so great.
00:49:35.000
This is the first Asian American mayor. I said, what are you talking about? Like, what are
00:49:39.420
the lady, what does the lady care about? What are the ladies issues? What's her COVID policy?
00:49:43.180
There'd be vax mandates. There'd be lockdowns. And they're saying, Oh, she's Asian.
00:49:47.220
Yeah. Yeah. That reminds me of this. Like, I think there was a, uh, a headline once like
00:49:54.000
first bisexual woman candidate for something is here. And then the first tweet response to it was
00:50:01.620
like, what's her name? It's like, you're describing everything, but the person, just the qualities that
00:50:07.220
she can't change. Things really, really slipped away quick. These last few years, the acceleration.
00:50:15.020
Yeah. It feels like, I don't know, maybe going into 2016, we were on a very negative timeline.
00:50:20.880
Like if Hillary Clinton was going to get elected, we would have gone into some negative timeline
00:50:24.740
that would probably ended in like nuclear war and destroying the planet. Yeah. And then we got
00:50:28.160
altered onto a better timeline with Trump. Yep. And I think things were going good and we're,
00:50:33.380
we're coiling for like a spring out. And then it feels like we're knocked back off onto the bad
00:50:40.300
timeline with Joe Biden and all this stuff. And it's like all these issues we were told weren't
00:50:46.520
really issues. Oh, transgender people, they just want to be comfortable in the bathroom. Do you hate
00:50:51.760
these people? Like, what's your problem? All right, no worries. Yeah, whatever. And then now next thing
00:50:56.140
you know, they're launching nukes, Rachel Levine. Give her the football, give her the nuclear football.
00:51:03.820
It's like, yeah. So now we're like leading with these things that were kind of outliers in the past
00:51:08.800
and it's becoming like this woke litmus test. Like, what are you okay with? And it's like,
00:51:14.520
Hey, instead of just electing an Asian person, let's elect people that have our, that have our
00:51:20.180
best interests and represent our values. But it's like, it's not that it has to be surface layer.
00:51:25.520
It has to be emotional. So you're either hateful or you're not. If you're not hateful, you're a Democrat
00:51:29.460
and it's very, it's getting very old. It's very obvious. It's very tired. It's very obvious
00:51:34.960
because all they have is the race thing. So you're on CNN and it's like, Oh, everyone lost in
00:51:39.520
Virginia because it's racist. And everyone, everyone in Virginia is white. They just love
00:51:43.740
white supremacy in Virginia. But meanwhile, Ralph Northam, what is his role? What was his role?
00:51:48.660
He was the old governor, old governor. Yeah. He was wearing the KKK outfit. He didn't even resign
00:51:52.900
and no one even talked about it or cared because they don't actually care. They only care when it's
00:51:56.800
people they can take down. So don't live in their world. All you can do is become unpinnable
00:52:01.020
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