Fleccas Talks Podcast - EPISODE 011 RACIST CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ｜ NEW TRANS SWIMMER ｜ JUICY SMULLETT ｜ TUX RENTAL MAYHEM

00:00:00.000 All right. Welcome back to Fluckus Talks, the podcast episode 11. Today on the show,

00:00:04.160 they're trying to cancel Christmas to appease the deranged. We have a fantastic update in

00:00:08.140 the Juicy Smooth A trial. There is a new trans swimmer who turns out is the best woman swimmer

00:00:15.080 of all time. Who would have guessed it? Crazy. We have some more COVID updates, some new COVID

00:00:20.000 craziness, and I have a perfect question for Dr. Fauci. I just got back from Mar-a-Lago. I'm

00:00:24.860 going to tell you guys about that and more. It's Fluckus Talks, the podcast episode 11,

00:00:28.680 ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:00:33.620 Because words are just words until action actually starts. And action speak louder than words.

00:00:39.140 But at the same time, words speak louder than action because sometimes it's the right thing

00:00:43.060 to do. Very cool.

00:00:48.320 Fluckus Talks, the podcast featuring Richard.

00:00:54.360 He's out of here. He doesn't like it. Jerry left. He doesn't like the podcast. Good. Get out of

00:00:58.560 here, you mutt. I'll bring you back to the place. You'll become a meme. 1.00

00:01:03.240 Purebred mutt. 0.84

00:01:04.080 Yeah. There's like so many memes about, yeah, he'd get picked up in a second.

00:01:08.200 I know.

00:01:08.460 There's so many memes about like, oh, you can't just buy a dog and then return them because

00:01:11.840 then he just waits for you the whole time. And it's like these sad memes of like people

00:01:15.900 returning dogs. But we'll get to that actually. There's a section. So yes, I just got back from

00:01:21.080 Mar-a-Lago. Had a nice trip. It's actually my second trip to Mar-a-Lago in like five days.

00:01:26.440 And I drove. So that was pretty brutal.

00:01:29.100 A lot of hours, a lot of miles.

00:01:30.440 Yeah. And there was no platinum or gold or diamond package or anything. They just got

00:01:34.520 me. Yeah. I paid for it.

00:01:35.920 Yeah. You actually ate the cost.

00:01:37.480 And I buzzed my head. So I got absolutely smoked. I bought a last minute suit. And this

00:01:43.480 is something that Richard Rappoy and I do all the time. We did it last year for the Christmas

00:01:47.300 special. We went to that looking good place it's called. And it's just like blowout suit paradise.

00:01:51.780 Oh yeah. I mean, it's every suit you could ever want. Is there every suit you could ever

00:01:56.880 want? Tuxedos, all kinds of jackets, $150 a pop, $150 a pop. And we were kind of realizing

00:02:02.620 that is the way to do it. Yeah. There's like, it makes sense to get measured once a year for

00:02:09.140 the exact size you are. And you run that suit into the ground and in a year or two, you

00:02:13.400 get a new one and you just keep doing that.

00:02:15.540 You can have six different colors. You can rotate them through. I like quantity. I'm

00:02:20.560 leaning towards quantity on suits. Yeah. And it's like, you always blow out the pants.

00:02:24.380 Like something happens. So like the, the integrity of the pants gets compromised pretty quickly

00:02:28.840 after one night. So you go to a place like this, they have everything you ever want.

00:02:33.060 And it's like, it's all accessible. Yeah. You just, boom. I want that. I want that this

00:02:37.960 with no pants and they're just happy to do it. Um, and if you're like me, you wait until

00:02:42.500 the day before to get a tuxedo for the Mar-a-Lago Trump event and tailored, right?

00:02:48.720 Yeah. It has to be tailored. It has to be fitted. So basically I put myself in like a Ferris

00:02:53.240 Bueller situation where I have to get the tuxedo. I have to get it tailored and I have

00:02:57.700 to get it all within like 12 hours.

00:02:59.940 And you got to beat the principal home.

00:03:03.560 Exactly. So a little trick I learned, I went to the looking good place. It's called, uh,

00:03:09.800 we got some nice tuxedos and suits and the three suits. So that's like the level of

00:03:15.820 I'm living it. I'm telling you guys how I do it and what to do. And I also live it.

00:03:20.760 Yeah. So it's proof. Rat Boy just proved it. Um, so the trick I learned here, and this is

00:03:27.060 a good little trick. If you're ever in a rush and you need to get immediate alterations

00:03:31.840 done, you go to the place and you say, Hey, I know it's tough. Ask. Can I get this done

00:03:37.040 by tomorrow? I'll pay double quote. I'll pay double. And it's, and you hear that

00:03:42.660 like, Oh my God. Yeah. Tomorrow. No problem. But paying double for alterations, it's like

00:03:49.100 alterations like $14. Yeah. So paying double is just pay like 30 bucks. But if you say,

00:03:56.060 Hey, like, can I have this by tomorrow? I'll give you $25. And I'm like, eh, but I'll pay

00:04:01.160 double. It's like right to the front. Come on in. What do you want? Get this blowout

00:04:06.280 suit fitted. Let's get this blowout suit fitted for you. So I went in, um, on like a, was it 0.61

00:04:12.920 a Thursday? Yeah. I went on a Thursday. I dropped off the, the tuxedo. They measured

00:04:17.600 me up and then I'm like, all right, tomorrow 11 AM on the dot. I'm picking this up and I

00:04:23.900 have to go from here straight to an event, Palm beach, Mar-a-Lago, hang out with the

00:04:27.280 president. This is an important thing. This is an important transaction you're working

00:04:30.460 on. Oh my God. So I get there the next day at like 11, like I said, and I'm on my

00:04:36.460 way to Mar-a-Lago. I left my house to go to the tuxedo place to go to Mar-a-Lago. So

00:04:40.900 this is how much this is all, you know, this is, that's how, that's how much I've been

00:04:45.380 planning. It hinges off this. I can't go to Mar-a-Lago without a tuxedo. So I get

00:04:51.620 there. The guy's like, Oh, I just put it on real quick. Make sure it looks good. I put

00:04:54.880 it on and the pins are still in the sleeve. He hadn't done it yet. They just didn't do

00:04:58.760 anything. And I said, sir, they didn't, they didn't do it yet. And he goes, Oh, well,

00:05:02.520 sorry about that. Come back at five o'clock. I'm like, sir, that's me with the president

00:05:06.640 at five o'clock. So I just, just like, all right, I have to leave. Like my schedule is

00:05:11.680 already tight. I'm just going to go. And he's like, well, come here. I'll give you the

00:05:15.180 refund on your, on the credit card you use. And I was just like, trap. Nice try. You did

00:05:20.520 what? Sit me down for 20 minutes. Insert the card again. Yeah. Do a transaction. And like,

00:05:25.460 that stuff's my nightmare as well. So it's keep the money, learn a lesson, sir. And

00:05:30.520 I'm going to be on my way. I have to go meet with the president. Give me the suit. Give

00:05:33.340 me the suit. It ended up being fine. I got there. I looked great. Yeah. And you could

00:05:38.460 barely notice. I, I, I kept it tight. Okay. So it was good. But did you have to keep it

00:05:43.100 tight? Were you forced into like positioning yourself like this for the whole time? Or like,

00:05:47.040 what were you doing? Well, it was like a mix of everything. If you're a classy individual

00:05:52.120 who's used to tuxedos and the nightlife and like that kind of socializing, you'd, and

00:05:57.700 you saw me like in a lineup, you'd be like, mm, suit didn't get tough. The pants could have

00:06:02.860 been tapered a bit more. Suit needs to be altered. Like you'd be able to pick it apart. But if

00:06:07.840 you're everyone else. Yeah. Average person will just be like, looks nice. Wow. Fluckus

00:06:11.800 cleans up good. Yeah. That's what they say. So it worked out despite the paying double for

00:06:16.260 zero results. Yeah. It was fantastic. We went to Mar-a-Lago. I look good.

00:06:20.700 Um, LGB coin. Let's go. Brandon coin. It's a cryptocurrency that I love. And I have, uh,

00:06:27.700 coins in. They were there. They actually paid for the table. So that's why I was able to

00:06:32.640 go. And that's why it was so short notice. And they also gave a hundred grand a turning

00:06:36.000 point donation in the coin itself. Uh, yeah. A donation of the coin itself. Interesting.

00:06:42.200 Which is cool. And then I, I love, I like crypto. And every time I talk about crypto, everyone

00:06:46.440 gets so mad. They're like, what are you doing? It's not my coin. It's not the coin.

00:06:50.440 No, I have. Why are you chilling? This is a scam. And it's just like, all right, I'm in

00:06:54.420 on it. I'm degenerate. Yeah. I'm rolling the dice. I, I see what they're doing with our

00:06:59.000 fiat currency. Yep. And I'm going to, I want to go investigate some of the space tokens,

00:07:03.780 moon coins to see what they're up to. So at least they don't just print those off for

00:07:07.200 no reason. Yep. Um, so yeah, everyone gets mad. I'm not mad. If you don't like it, don't

00:07:11.740 buy it. Whatever. Enjoy your, enjoy your fiat. Um, but yeah, LGB was great. The guys are

00:07:17.480 great. We love them. And there, everyone knows who the people are. It's all docs. So

00:07:21.560 everyone who's in the coin is like public. Candace Owens tweeted about it. Sheesh. A

00:07:26.080 bunch of influencers tweeted about it. So if you like meme coins, check it out. If you

00:07:31.360 don't know what we're talking about and don't know what crypto is, don't worry about it.

00:07:35.160 You'll, you'll read the headlines in a few months. Yep. You'll buy Bitcoin at 250 K in

00:07:39.540 2031. So enjoy, enjoy your, enjoy your Bitcoins and Ethereum. You can still buy those too, but

00:07:45.360 enjoy buying the tops of those weird ones. And if you don't know what crypto is at all,

00:07:49.820 or even how computers work, basically we're talking about meme coin space tokens that are

00:07:54.780 like irony trades. But at the end of the day, they're not much different than real money

00:07:59.140 because what's our currency or real trades that are already like manipulated by market makers.

00:08:04.120 Yeah. So it's a fun thing. Everything's heading to crypto. It's, that's obvious.

00:08:09.320 They will be for sure. It's early. If you want to be mad that I'm talking about crypto,

00:08:13.440 go for it. Be mad. Enjoy. Yeah. Um, really quick before we move on,

00:08:18.180 remember the trick of saying I'll pay double for alterations. Yeah. I just thought of another

00:08:22.540 trick I have in my experiences as Fleckus, uh, as Fleckus, I've bought a lot of used cars over the

00:08:28.120 years. First of all, paying double, I'll pay double. That's a Fleckus trick now. That's a trick.

00:08:33.260 That's, I think, I think the forefathers before you started doing that paying double. All right,

00:08:37.560 but go, Hey, they all laughed at Benjamin button when he said the world was round.

00:08:45.120 What was that?

00:08:46.180 It's a, this is a song. They all laughed at Benjamin button when he said the world was round.

00:08:50.960 They all laughed at Benjamin Franklin when he invented sound.

00:08:54.760 Isn't that when he said the phone would ring. It's a song. It's a song. Read a book. It's a

00:09:01.420 song. Read a book. It's a song. So another trick before we move on, if you're ever buying a used car

00:09:08.460 and you're making conversation with the guy, this is what I used to do in LA because I had a car

00:09:12.580 stolen. I crashed a car. I needed a new car for work. Um, so I ended up buying like five used cars

00:09:18.580 in like four years. So a lot of reps, you learn a thing or two, a lot of reps, a lot of reps.

00:09:23.880 Exactly. So a thing I learned was when you're talking to the guy and you're making conversation

00:09:27.740 and he says, Oh, what do you do for work? The best response is I work at Yelp. That's actually

00:09:34.180 how I found you guys. I was looking up your profile and I saw your used car dealership.

00:09:38.920 That's why I'm here. Pretty highly rated. Thought it was reliable. So you kind of like,

00:09:43.500 it's like an underlying like threat almost test me or it's like, I work at Yelp. That's how I found

00:09:48.980 you. If you give me some crap car, say goodnight. Goodbye. Yelp. Yeah. So it's another trick. And 1.00

00:09:55.740 it depends how hard you want to go. You can get the Yelp logo printed on a shirt on Amazon,

00:10:00.620 like a polo shirt and have it overnighted in like two days. If you really want to be a nut

00:10:05.480 cause Stan's a psycho. Yeah. You can do that. Depends how much of a deal you need to get, 0.99

00:10:09.780 but they won't sell you a lemon if they think you work at Yelp and they can have their profile

00:10:13.480 taken down. Cause if you sold the Yelp guy a bad car, he'd be like, Oh, this is like

00:10:16.680 an illegitimate business. Yeah. This is fraudulent. Game over. I'm with a better business bureau.

00:10:23.020 I'm an undercover boss. I'm actually you. I'm actually you. So let's see how you do.

00:10:28.000 What kind of deal can you make? All right. Good tip. Good tip. Good tips. There's a little

00:10:31.200 Fleck is tip. That's more useful than paying double. Everybody knows they can pay double. I think,

00:10:35.660 I don't think he taught anybody. Well, I think it's the wording I'll pay double. That's your

00:10:40.120 right. People hear it and they go, Oh my God, double. But the multiplier, you multiply it

00:10:45.080 yourself and give them the number. They're not impressed. I'll pay 32. I'll pay $26. They

00:10:50.060 go, okay. All right. Good. Everyone pay $26. All right. Medium tip. The Yelp car. One's a

00:10:55.160 good one. All right. Yelp car is better, but either way you're getting tips moving on. Isn't

00:10:59.820 it refreshing Richard rap boy that here at fuck is talks. We aren't sponsored by big pharma 0.99

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00:12:58.760 Now that we finally made it, there's a new trans swimmer champion just dropped a new champion.

00:13:05.800 Is that the right way to say it? Trans swimmer? Yeah. A trans swimmer, a man who is going for a

00:13:11.120 woman now going. She's an Ivy league swimmer at UPenn. Yep. 22 years old to 22. So that alone 0.94

00:13:18.240 is like too old for college. Or I guess you graduate. You're 22, right? You're biological man.

00:13:25.060 You're old. You're 22 and you're playing in the girls sports. And there's some 19 year

00:13:29.580 old girls you're about to beat up. So how much, so that he broke the record or she broke 0.99

00:13:35.000 the record. Yes. They broke the record. They, them broke the record. A transgender swimmer

00:13:39.200 at the university of Pennsylvania continued to outperform the competition over the weekend,

00:13:42.600 breaking two U S records. So these are national, this is national records that have probably

00:13:47.520 been up since like 1992 or something. So just Claire's house on all the records, like history

00:13:52.540 just wiped out where it's like girl, girl, girl before everyone worked hard to get there.

00:13:57.020 And then how much did she win by? So it said Leah Thomas, 22 year old biological man who identifies

00:14:02.760 as a woman commanded the pool Sunday at the zippy in invitational event in Akron, Ohio, winning 0.63

00:14:07.960 the 1650 yard freestyle race, 38 seconds faster than teammate Anna Kalanda's aides. So it's over

00:14:15.700 for women's sports. Yeah. So, um, it's like you had a good run. Yeah. You win. You're beating 0.99

00:14:21.380 it by 38 seconds. The only other person that's going to beat you is another transgender person. 1.00

00:14:26.600 Yep. So now it's men's sports. Thank you. We will take it. Yeah. We will take it. And 0.98

00:14:31.160 also if you stand up for yourselves. Yeah. I can't help. Like I'll be shouting. This is

00:14:36.640 unfair. This is stupid forever, but you guys got to take the reins. Yeah. And I am going 1.00

00:14:42.140 to do the same thing. I might obviously try to find some action on it if I can gamble. Yeah.

00:14:47.220 We should bet on this. Yeah. Can I bet the only way you lose if she doesn't show up, uh,

00:14:52.860 it's COVID or something, which isn't out of the question. That's true. But it's like,

00:14:56.600 dude, let's gamble on that. And that's actually smart. Let's, let's bet on that. I, I, I bet

00:15:02.460 on them to win the national championship. Yeah. I mean, it sounds easy. 38 seconds. It's

00:15:06.480 no, it's no, it's a breeze. And Vegas, but Vegas will, they'll take the action, but they're

00:15:12.100 not going to play PC. They're not going to be politically correct. They're going to give us the

00:15:15.840 real odds. And we're probably gonna have to bet a thousand to win like 10. Yeah. They're

00:15:19.400 going to, they know what it is. So this person, I know that's going to be the funniest. That's

00:15:23.380 going to be actually good. It's like the favorite by a lot. Yeah. It's like, wow, this is four

00:15:28.260 times Alabama versus their first game. Like Alabama's first football game of the year against

00:15:32.560 like Citadel. Yeah. It's like, wow, it's 10 X that against my high school. Um, but so they

00:15:39.300 were at this, uh, swim meet or whatever in Akron. And it's like, uh, set the, the pool

00:15:46.140 record, the fastest time ever swim at the pool, set the Ivy league records at the world record.

00:15:50.800 It's just like everyone who was involved, like, sorry, champions you're, you're displaced.

00:15:56.300 You never existed. And so, I mean, we got some pictures and also the swimmer, they used to

00:16:01.980 be a guy in 2019 who was also a swimmer. And there was a photo of them as a man with

00:16:08.980 a medal. So they were a good male swimmer. Yeah. So it's like girls have like really no 1.00

00:16:13.160 shot. Yeah. I feel like if I did some swimming, I could like, you know, maybe do something,

00:16:17.380 get close to the girls. No, I don't think you'd be close at all. Maybe a different sport.

00:16:22.460 Maybe wrestling. Yeah. Wrestling shot put. Yeah. Like if I started doing women's shot put, 1.00

00:16:28.060 it's something I can just kind of pick up. But it's like, if I was a shot putter and then

00:16:31.640 did women's shot put. So true. That's like, you were doing it against the guys fine. Yeah. 0.95

00:16:37.960 You accelerated this. You got a medal. Yeah. You accelerated this. And you're 22. So you're

00:16:41.240 going back. You're not done yet. Not only are you not done yet, you want to really win

00:16:44.540 it for good. One last ride. Toretto. Yeah. Kid's got like a 6'6 wingspan. It's like, I'm

00:16:50.820 Leah now. So here's some pictures. She's Leah now. Here's some pictures. It's like, hey, Leah,

00:16:56.340 can I borrow your shoes? Yeah. They're size 15. Okay. Who's watching the kids?

00:17:02.420 Yeah. I don't know. You know who's watching the LGBTQIA plus and eventually peas is who? 1.00

00:17:07.140 Here's their picture. It's just looking bad. It's just looking not good.

00:17:11.600 Does she wear a bikini or like a one piece? I don't know. I didn't want to search too

00:17:15.840 hard for that kind of stuff. I don't want to look either. And we're not going to show it

00:17:18.300 on the show, but I'm sure there are some images where you're seeing clearly not a woman

00:17:25.240 swim. Yeah. Nice. The broad shoulders. But all right. Like, you know, we know what I

00:17:31.160 mean? There might be certain things like a silhouette. You catch a silhouette, you catch

00:17:35.460 an angle and it's like glimpse. What is that? Something that shouldn't be there. So that's

00:17:40.620 who wins the race. It's okay. Go ahead. Sorry. No, go. No, I ran out of stuff. Yeah. But

00:17:45.260 so congrats on your hard fought win and all that. But so this person, one of the funny things

00:17:51.440 I read when kind of looking into this for the podcast is that the NCAA, you need to be on

00:17:57.160 testosterone suppressors. If you're doing this, you need to be on testosterone suppressors

00:18:01.220 for a whole year. So it's like, they do have a rule. It's just the dumbest rule of all time.

00:18:07.600 You know, it's like, they're like, okay, we can't just let anybody do this a year, a year. 0.98

00:18:13.420 So 2019, this guy was swimming as a man. 2021 comes, he's not even breaking records, shattering

00:18:20.760 records. Um, and all it took was, you know, a year and a half. Basically he took one year

00:18:26.800 off competition wise and he became a woman's champion swimmer faster than Jussie Smollett

00:18:32.900 faced consequences for his own a couple of years. Yeah. So testosterone suppressors, but

00:18:39.360 it's like, you still have like this giant arm that can like with the bones, like work your

00:18:44.040 bone is so crazy. Yeah. Just like, so it doesn't really matter. It's all the, yo,

00:18:50.640 the testosterone coursing through your veins for the last 20 years, it did a little bit

00:18:55.500 your giant bones, your frame, like in swimming is all about like being a tall, lanky, like

00:19:01.000 yeah. Big wingspan, big wingspan, big feet, you know? Yeah. What don't they say? Like Michael

00:19:07.240 Phelps had big feet and big hands and he was designed to be a swimmer basically. Yeah. And

00:19:11.480 he had like longer wingspan than he should have. Exactly. So that's what they're doing. That's

00:19:14.780 what's going on here. And it doesn't matter. No one's watching the kids. Ladies stand up for 0.97

00:19:20.580 yourselves. Yeah. Scholarships gone records gone. What's next? It's interesting. Cause

00:19:27.700 like, I think ladies don't want to like have conflicts like that. Yeah. Usually if they're 1.00

00:19:32.580 not some, it's not something that they like probably seek out where like a man might, but

00:19:36.400 then there's no, is there a woman that could transition to a man and then compete in a men's 1.00

00:19:41.040 sport? Is there any sport where it's like good to be like jockeying, maybe a jockey. Yeah.

00:19:46.160 But then it's not even a men's thing. It's the horse. Yeah. I don't think, I think you could be

00:19:50.400 inner. You could be whatever as a jockey. They can get the jockeys off, but just get them on a

00:19:54.260 track. If it goes faster. I don't care. Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, that's the only thing, something

00:19:58.720 where you'd be too small, bobsled where you're like light being light helps or something. I don't

00:20:03.600 know. Yeah. Let us know in the comments, if there's any sport you can think of where a woman who 1.00

00:20:08.660 became a man would be better off than a biological man. I can't think of any. Good luck. Being

00:20:15.280 like a stowaway in like an airplane, maybe. I don't know. Fitting in a suitcase. I don't

00:20:22.660 have anything. I got nothing either. Yeah. Well, let's move on to some other types of deranged

00:20:28.780 people. Different deranged. Okay. Different spectrum, different part of the spectrum, but

00:20:32.580 still deranged. Okay. Christmas is, they're trying to cancel Christmas. I had a follower

00:20:38.860 send me this. There was a letter sent in the mail to a family whose house was very decorated

00:20:44.780 for Christmas. Lights everywhere. They really did it good. Someone who takes pride in their

00:20:48.720 house and their community probably. It's a nice thing. You decorate for Christmas. It's

00:20:52.720 Christmas time. People like Christmas. Yep. Can you read off what it said? Yep. Let

00:20:57.240 me just zoom in a little bit because it is greasy. All right. So first of all, it

00:21:02.400 shows the envelope at the top of, at the top of the letter. And this is in St. Anthony,

00:21:08.200 Minnesota. So. St. Anthony, pray for us. St. Anthony, protect us. St. Michael, protect

00:21:13.160 us. But the, so this is middle America. This is just the suburban Midwest. And so this person

00:21:21.520 received a letter from a nuts person and it says, hello or whatever salutations. I couldn't

00:21:27.460 help but notice your Christmas lights display. During these unprecedented times, we have all experienced

00:21:31.680 challenges, which casual words just don't describe what we're feeling. The idea of twinkling colorful

00:21:36.680 lights is, are a reminder of divisions that continue to run through our society. A reminder

00:21:41.920 of systemic biases against our own neighbors who don't celebrate Christmas or can't afford

00:21:46.300 to put up lights of their own. We must do the work of educating ourselves about the harmful

00:21:50.500 impact and outward facing display like yours can have. I challenge you to respect the dignity

00:21:54.700 of all people while striving to learn from differences, ideas, and opinions of our neighbors.

00:21:59.160 We must come together collectively and challenge these institutional inequities. St. Anthony

00:22:04.320 is a community welcoming of all people and we must demand better for ourselves.

00:22:08.240 Yeah. Welcoming all people, except people who like Christmas.

00:22:11.140 Except for you. Except for you, white guy. 0.98

00:22:14.020 And it's like, some people can't enjoy Christmas like you can. So let's have no one enjoy it. 0.92

00:22:18.300 No one's allowed. Let's just go. It's like the same thing of the tear down. Everything's got to be

00:22:21.920 torn down to the least common denominator. And what's that? Deranged people, street people,

00:22:27.260 people that have nothing going for them. And that's how, that's how much you're allowed to

00:22:32.460 celebrate because you can't enjoy yourself if people around you aren't enjoying themselves

00:22:35.660 because you're not an individual. We're all in this together. And it's like, nah, I'm putting a

00:22:40.720 wreath up. I'm doing whatever I want because it's my house. And if you think a letter is ever going to

00:22:46.580 sway me, if I was this guy, I'd double down. I'd have twice as many lights the next day.

00:22:51.180 Um, and I love the use of during these unprecedented times, it's like, what times

00:22:56.480 relax, calm down. You watch the news too much. Yeah. You're hooked in the pandemic season of

00:23:02.200 whatever show the simulation. So it's like the pandemic systemic biases don't celebrate Christmas

00:23:08.120 can't afford. So it's like the other religions and the poor people. It's like, so you can't do it. 1.00

00:23:13.640 Yeah. It's like, you have to discipline. You have to like hurt yourself to like, it's almost as like

00:23:19.600 repenting in their mind. So it's like the religion where it's like, you need to suffer to show that 0.81

00:23:25.160 you're not okay with the others who suffered. And it's like, let's just stop this demented cycle.

00:23:30.920 I'm pretty comfortable. Let's relax. I have kids that I want to have a nice Christmas and decorate

00:23:36.320 my house. Like, so it's all, yeah. Again, it's all like the teardown culture. It's the teardown

00:23:42.760 culture. It's not, no one can have nice. They didn't create anything. They didn't build anything.

00:23:46.660 They didn't say, Hey, will you join me in my Diwali celebration on three nights before,

00:23:52.360 you know, will you come out and help me celebrate Kwanzaa or do something different? It's no,

00:23:57.840 it's just fuck you and your Christmas lights. You can't have fun. There's no alternative offered. 1.00

00:24:03.520 It's just tear down stuff, which I think is a big trend in like the, the, the left's ideology.

00:24:08.700 Yeah. Teardown statues, tear down words, tear down people, tear down institutions, 0.51

00:24:12.920 tear down holidays, tear down your morale and tear down whoever controls America. You know,

00:24:21.260 like it's just, and they did the, they attacked the Christmas tree at Fox studios at, in New York

00:24:27.400 city. They burned it on fire. So what happened? That was just a lone arsonist. Is that what

00:24:31.600 you're some street rat probably, but who knows what it is? I just feel like every time the Christians 1.00

00:24:36.820 and Catholics, people celebrate Christmas, every time they're attacked or something bad happens,

00:24:41.480 it's just kind of like, Oh, you know, life's crazy. Whatever. Yeah. It's like, if you attack

00:24:46.820 like a black person, everything's like, Oh, it's racist or it's homophobic. It's Islamophobic. 0.99

00:24:50.880 It's anti-Semitic. Like all of these things that are, you're not allowed to do unless you do it to 1.00

00:24:55.700 Christmas stuff or Christians. And then it's, well, well, you know, things are crazy. Yeah. 0.90

00:25:00.560 Unprecedented times. You know, it's unprecedented times. Nothing matters. Let the guy have the swim

00:25:04.060 records, take down your lights, just kind of comply citizen. And it's like, imagine like

00:25:09.900 the guy has the swim records, you take down your lights. There's no Christmas. Then you have like

00:25:14.220 kids. And then in like 30 years, all the kids know was no history and Christmas isn't a thing

00:25:21.420 and wear your mask. So then it's like, we're one generation removed from like the next generations

00:25:26.720 who just have like no idea how it was. Yeah. And I bet we've been trending this way for so long

00:25:31.840 that we have that ourselves. Oh, for sure. So it's like, if you don't stand and stop this,

00:25:38.500 it's like, it's, it's a, it's a hockey stick. It's like an exponential, it's a parabolic move

00:25:43.320 where it's like, now your kids don't know what Christmas can be. You don't, they don't know what

00:25:48.120 hard work can be and whatever. And it's like the odds of them becoming a Muppet drone are so much

00:25:52.440 higher. And then their kids, it's like, it's over by then everyone's in the metaverse and they've

00:25:56.580 already killed us all. Yeah. You're in, you're hooked up to a matrix thing. It's sucking your

00:26:00.900 spinal fluid out and you're in the metaverse enjoying life. You're in the metaverse and

00:26:05.060 then they just go, Hey, the steak's real. The steak tastes real to me. Yeah, exactly. So

00:26:11.620 yeah, whatever. Everyone can rot. Everybody. Yeah. Everybody double down, put more lights out.

00:26:19.120 All right. And another thing, this is something that I'm mad at is what it's kind of called the

00:26:22.740 sections and things I'm mad at. This one's going to actually make people upset and probably

00:26:29.100 not even agree with me, but I saw a meme. Someone, I posted a picture of Jerry like last week and

00:26:35.260 someone sent me like a graphic and it said, stop buying $2,500 dogs from pet stores when

00:26:40.580 there are a hundred dollar dogs in shelters who need homes. That's what they sent to me.

00:26:45.600 Okay. First of all, Jerry was more than $2,500. We'll just get that out there. Second of all,

00:26:52.000 why would I want a hundred dollar dog? Hear me. Well, hear me out. Let's yeah. Let's hear it.

00:26:59.420 Cause I'm not, you know, I, I, I, I think there's points on both sides. If you want a certain type

00:27:06.440 of dog, you get a certain type of dog. You have a dream breed. You have a dream breed. If you want

00:27:10.000 a rescue, you're a rescue person. Yeah. Hey, go do you. There's plenty of, there's plenty of skittish 0.94

00:27:15.800 pit bull mixes. I'm sure you said so yourself. Go get two. Who's responsible for all these dogs that 1.00

00:27:20.820 are unwanted. I took Jerry out of a cage and gave him a great home. Yep. One for one. It's a deal.

00:27:27.900 Yeah. Maybe it costs money. The other one could have been free. Maybe Jerry wouldn't have been

00:27:31.720 on death row somewhere else. If Jerry was somewhere else, he gets scooped up real quick for a hundred

00:27:36.280 bucks. So I saved a dog. I saw a dog. I gave him a good life. That's what we're supposed to do,

00:27:42.580 but I'm not doing it good enough because they're shittier dogs that I could have had. And that's the

00:27:48.840 mental math I have to do. Yeah. And it's like, Hey, I'm sure your dog's great. Take your pit mix,

00:27:55.260 go for a walk, make sure you have the chain collar. Cause he'll basically thrash you and do

00:27:59.220 whatever he wants. He'll thrash and do whatever he wants. If you don't and enjoy my dog can win

00:28:04.680 dog contests. That's what I wanted. My dog's a handsome champ. Look at this thing. That's what I,

00:28:10.420 that's what, that's what I got. Yeah. Every time I take Jerry somewhere, everyone goes,

00:28:13.880 Oh my gosh, what a beautiful dog. So handsome. Wow. What a handsome guy. Oh wow. Look at that

00:28:19.600 Rottweiler. Beautiful markings. Every other dog is the same dime a dozen dog. I don't care for dogs

00:28:24.820 like that. And if I had the choice between getting a shitty dog or no dog, I'd get no dog. Yeah. So 0.99

00:28:31.960 you weren't in the market for a dog. You were in the market for a purebred Rottweiler good boy. Yeah.

00:28:37.900 And so, yeah. And you went, you went to it. You got it. Yeah. I get it. Don't shop adopt. Like

00:28:43.680 if that's your identity, go ahead. I'm not what am I going to put the place out of business by not

00:28:48.160 buying Jerry. It's like the dog is already here. They already made him. Yeah. I'm going to,

00:28:53.940 there's like how many dogs in the area I can buy. I have to go buy the one that they found. Yeah.

00:28:59.220 Who had whatever and who knows what happened to him. That's not the experience I'm looking for.

00:29:02.580 Go do that. If that's what you want and you love the shelter dogs, load it, load up the van.

00:29:08.220 I get it. I have both sides and I understand that some people do adopt and it's like, Oh,

00:29:13.780 the nice dog who saved to blah, blah, blah. Yeah. But it's like, sometimes they just take a shit in

00:29:18.720 your house and, uh, and they, and who knows what happened to him before you got by a guy who had a 0.99

00:29:23.000 beard and a shaved head and they're, and they're two and they're one and a half years old. They think

00:29:28.200 yeah. Ballpark. Yeah. That's not what I'm here for. Yeah. So get mad at me. Actually, I take it all back. I was

00:29:36.900 kidding. Your pit mix is lovely. Satire. It was all a joke. Your pit mix is really, it's lovely.

00:29:44.460 You want to get a thought on pit pit bulls out there? You want to get anything on the record on pit

00:29:48.100 bulls inherently dangerous dogs or what? Well, yeah, I don't, I don't like pit bulls for sure.

00:29:53.820 But not my pit bull. My pit bull is an angel until you have a surprise party until someone

00:29:58.940 screams until something falls off, you know, the clock falls off the wall and there's like a

00:30:03.440 stranger in the house. Um, yeah, I don't like pit bulls and people say it's not the dog. It's

00:30:09.960 how you raise it. Yeah, that's fine. Is everyone raising the pit bulls, right? No, no. So now we

00:30:15.240 have a lot of pit bulls. Oh, it doesn't matter. Any dog can attack. Okay. A Yorkie can attack me

00:30:21.240 if I go break into someone's house. A Yorkie can't latch on to my forearm. Yeah. And never 1.00

00:30:26.420 let go. Yeah, exactly. Yorkie doesn't want to thrash a kid. It's ingrained in them. They

00:30:32.160 like, they go for kids. I'm just kidding. Everyone's going to be so mad. Everyone's got

00:30:38.260 a pit bull. We went off. Everyone has a pit bull. I'm sorry. The pit bull's great. You

00:30:42.060 have a lovely dog. I'm sure you can handle it. You're a good owner. I'm sure the dog doesn't

00:30:46.120 think he's running the show. I'm sure the dog doesn't think it's his house and he's the man

00:30:49.600 of the house. I'm sure. I'm sure you got it under control. I'm sure everything's being

00:30:53.660 kept 100. Yeah, I'm sure. It's true. If you got off the leash, you wouldn't go wreck some

00:30:57.880 neighbors. So that's what it is on the record. I think pit bulls are not good because they

00:31:02.880 take so much care and so much to make them normal because they're so strong and have the

00:31:07.980 potential that out of the thousand pit bulls on St. Petersburg Island or whatever, it's

00:31:14.540 like even if half are good, that's still half that are bad. Yeah. And even half of

00:31:18.960 the half that are good, they can still snap, do the wrong thing. And because they're so

00:31:22.680 strong and have that potential, it's worse. Yeah. You're about to get multiple paragraph

00:31:28.940 long DMs and who cares? I'm never going to get a pit bull. So you don't worry. I do

00:31:35.020 have to worry about me with pit bulls. I'm never going to even get one. I don't even I don't

00:31:37.880 even like them. There you go. Your pit mix, your free pit mix. Oh, who are you? Who are you

00:31:43.500 yelling at? You're yelling at me because you're trying to explain to yourself that

00:31:47.380 the free pit mix you got was a good choice. And I hear I am with my dog, me and Jerry,

00:31:51.780 the champ. And you're going to tell me I got it wrong. All right, lady, put your mask 1.00

00:31:56.540 on. Put your mask on. You can tell me I got it wrong. That's so true. I didn't get it

00:32:03.280 wrong. My dog is a champ. It's like everyone says it. Your dog's every other dog. Oh, I'm

00:32:10.520 the problem. Yeah. All right. Moving on. Moving on. Jussie Smollett. Juicy

00:32:14.540 Smoothie. Yep. The trial is coming to a crime guy. Jussie Smollett is a fake hate 0.99

00:32:19.300 crime guy. Yep. Trials coming to a conclusion. We have some interesting 0.95

00:32:23.080 updates. One I saw today was Don Lemon's getting some heat for the texts where

00:32:28.180 he was telling Juicy Smoothie right away that like, yo, the cops don't believe

00:32:32.480 you. He's kind of helping him like game his way out of it. Yeah. He sent him text

00:32:36.800 immediately and he was being accused of unethical behavior just days after Chris

00:32:40.540 Cuomo was fired. So if we could get a whole twofer on that. Imagine who they

00:32:45.240 replace these people with. I know we might be asking for something that's going to

00:32:48.800 kill us. It's going to be like Chris Cuomo was a weird guy who yelled at guests and

00:32:52.800 like worked out too much. And we might get just like Trevor Noah times 10 or

00:32:56.600 somebody. Yeah. A hundred P. And also for the record, Chris Cuomo has like that thing

00:33:00.500 of him with the barbell and it's a hundred, a hundred, a fake hundred. He's doing

00:33:04.420 single arm tricep overhead tricep extensions with a hundred. With a fake

00:33:07.820 hundred. That's embarrassing. Yeah. Where do you even get that? You have to go out

00:33:11.660 of your way to get a prop weight so people think you're stronger. It's like so

00:33:14.780 many issues in that. Yeah. In ownership of that. Yep. Then you put it on and

00:33:19.260 pretend. Okay. What else? What other updates we have? Nothing. So basically the

00:33:23.500 prosecution rested their case against Jussie and then the defense put Jussie on

00:33:28.660 the stand. And so that's the new action going on right now is Jussie is defending

00:33:32.760 himself. He made some crazy accusations like the Osundario brothers. I believe,

00:33:38.700 I think I'm pronouncing that right. Oh yeah. But the Osundario brothers, he

00:33:43.980 basically claimed one of them was gay and that's part of it. And he turned on 0.71

00:33:48.120 them. Oh yeah. He's flipping. Oh, he's flipping out. He's got nobody left. He's

00:33:52.480 snitching. He's singing. He's doing whatever, admitting to lesser crimes to not

00:33:56.860 admit to the big crime. So he said they'd gone to multiple bath houses in

00:34:01.800 Chicago. And Joe Biden, trusty Joe. Joe Biden called this actually. He said it

00:34:08.340 wasn't about the gay bath houses and all the stuff that goes on. And Anderson 0.79

00:34:12.300 Cooper kind of agreed. He just kind of sat through that. Yep. Here's what it was.

00:34:17.080 You know, gay, gay, gay bath houses and everybody. It's all about round the 0.99

00:34:21.420 clock sex. It's all, come on, man. So yeah, apparently it is about the gay bath 1.00

00:34:26.020 houses after all. Who knew? Who knew? So, um, then Jussie, there was another 0.98

00:34:34.440 interaction with the prosecution where the prosecution was reading text

00:34:37.520 messages that included the N word. And Jussie said, which word? The N word. Which

00:34:42.120 word is that? Uh, you know, you know, the Edward, I was saying Edward. Um, but so, um,

00:34:51.220 we'd have to cancel you for the show. Yeah. Imagine I say it and you just leave

00:34:54.740 it in. Um, so basically the prosecutor was reading text messages that included

00:35:01.320 the N word. And Jussie was like, can you please stop saying that word? Like

00:35:04.900 doing whatever you can to get like sentiment on your side. Grandstanding. There's a

00:35:08.520 lot. I think he had a quote. He goes, there's a lot of African Americans in here

00:35:11.540 who were offended by that. And it's like, well, they're your texts. So, I mean, he's

00:35:16.760 really offended by the white guy reading it out loud in court. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

00:35:21.080 Jesse, not the fake. Yeah. Blamed it. Um, yeah. And so that's basically what's

00:35:27.420 going on. I think he's testifying still today or we're shooting this on

00:35:31.720 Wednesday, but he's still testifying. The case will probably be wrapped by the

00:35:34.740 time this airs. A lot of people are saying he won't get any jail time and

00:35:38.120 it'll just be probation. I would like to see Jesse in a prison cell just for a

00:35:42.080 month. Just like, so you have to get locked up, just get a taste of it and go.

00:35:47.040 I know we're not going to prove anything crazy against you, but just eat it and

00:35:51.000 go. You know how when like child predators go to jail, the prisoners always

00:35:56.560 beat them up. Yeah. They always target them. I wonder if the Nazis in prison would

00:36:02.020 go after Jesse for accusing them of a fake hate crime. They do the real hate

00:36:05.680 crime in prison after. Yeah. They, I, you know, I feel like they kind of would.

00:36:10.520 That would be irony. That would be an irony alert. Absolutely. And there's also

00:36:14.180 another situation. Yes. They tried to fake a hate crime within the fake hate

00:36:19.560 crime. Yeah. So this is wild. Like this trial is a clown show. And so there's

00:36:26.220 another article that came out, said Jussie Smollett judge defense attorney

00:36:29.560 differ on lunging claim. And so I'll just read from the article. It was a jaw

00:36:34.540 dropping moment in an already dramatic trial. An attorney for Jussie Smollett

00:36:38.240 said in court that just moments before the judge presiding over the case had

00:36:42.380 lunged at her while attorneys huddled in a sidebar judge, you physically move

00:36:47.000 towards me. Tamara Walker told Cook County judge James Lynn during the trial

00:36:50.980 Thursday. Like, what are you talking about? Lunged at me. And then, uh, Lynn, 1.00

00:36:56.060 anything to just get this thing off Lynn, the judge vigorously denied it in the 0.98

00:36:59.960 courtroom devolved into something close to chaos. Spectators murmured.

00:37:02.840 Attorneys began an animated argument for a mistrial. Exactly. Dude. Like he

00:37:09.000 lunged at me. That should be a mistrial. It's like, we got it. Plan, plan Z. And

00:37:15.320 so we're at the plan Z where it's like, we're physically going to try to make the

00:37:18.940 trial not happen. Yeah. Plan X was like, Jussie has to take the stand. Now plan Z

00:37:22.900 is another fake hate crime within the fake hate crime. Yeah. And so, um, basically

00:37:28.420 what it sounds like is there was a sidebar and I think the sidebar, this defense

00:37:31.860 attorney asked for a mistrial and the judge did one of these like, what? Like

00:37:35.360 a mistrial? And it's like, he had simply been extremely surprised at what

00:37:38.700 attorneys requested during the sidebar. So he maybe did like an animated flinch

00:37:42.380 thing and it's like, he lunged at me. You lunged at me. You lunged at me. Your

00:37:46.380 honor. You lunged at me. You lunged at me. So it really is. What would that even

00:37:50.560 mean to lunge? Was he like, I almost knocked you out. What, what are you, I'm glad I

00:37:56.540 did it. What, what, what do you want? What do you want? What was the rule? Overruled.

00:38:02.760 Lifting the fist. I'm going to knock you out. This is like an old time, old school 1.00

00:38:06.660 Chicago judge. And it's just like, they're making a mockery. Anything to destroy

00:38:11.700 justice. It's just needs to be the, the good guys quote, good guys win and the bad

00:38:15.600 guys lose. And they obviously have who's who backwards. Yep. Let me look at me. Let

00:38:20.620 me look through some of the other things. Um, just really quick. So Jesse is, um, you

00:38:27.700 know, he's like, that guy's gay. We were smoking weed, driving around. I wasn't plotting 0.88

00:38:31.500 the thing. So he's like admitting to these lesser crimes and like just smearing everybody,

00:38:35.840 um, just to kind of like maybe get away with probation and we'll see. I hope he doesn't,

00:38:42.320 but you know, he's got no criminal record per se. So it's like, you don't usually go

00:38:46.520 to jail your first time unless you do something really bad, which I would consider this really

00:38:51.800 bad. Yeah. Especially if you planned it with Kamala Harris or something. And Don

00:38:56.380 Lemon, you guys had a group chat. Love to see those texts. We had a group chat and

00:39:00.440 that was the idea. Noose bleach. But yeah, well, I mean, we'll see what happens. I'm

00:39:04.960 going to guess a slap on the wrist, no real justice, maybe community service, but this 0.71

00:39:09.280 guy's a Muppet and you know, we, I'd love to see him just fade into obscurity and never 0.73

00:39:15.500 matter again. That's kind of what he was. That what he was before this was he? I think

00:39:20.580 he was on a TV show. Yeah. He was on empire, but did he get off of empire because of this?

00:39:26.220 Yes. Before like he got, this happened and then he got fired from empire. Yes, I think

00:39:30.180 so. Well, that's good. And then maybe they brought him back. Something came, something

00:39:33.580 went up and down, but I think he's getting, they try to trot him out. Like it really happened.

00:39:37.780 Yes. Imagine that. So he's just a laughingstock now, I guess. Imagine like fully lying like that.

00:39:44.440 Have you ever done that as like a kid coming to set and being like, thank you guys so much.

00:39:47.900 Like I'm like, that would, that's, that would be so hard to do. Have you ever like cheated or

00:39:53.300 anything like that? Like on a test or something to go, wow, Zach, you know, Richard Rappoy got

00:39:56.820 a hundred perfect score. And you're like, yeah. High score by 20 points. Well, some of those

00:40:03.840 things I didn't even teach the class yet. I know you have to be a bold faced, real narcissist,

00:40:08.340 socio nut, narcissist, socio nut to pull that off. Yeah. And that's what they have in their 0.91

00:40:13.660 arsenal. Oh, they wave him in to do hits like this here. How about this? The Osandario

00:40:19.220 brothers showing up to court and you haven't even seen this picture. Oh yeah. That's so

00:40:25.200 bad. Like what is that fit? What is that fit? But anyway, that's good stuff. That's a good

00:40:30.980 fit. Yeah. They're coming. That's Nigerian. That's Boko Haram shit. Yeah. That's, that's 1.00

00:40:36.940 Nigerian chic, Nigerian militant chic. All right. Hey, Christmas is coming. That might be 0.99

00:40:42.020 a look. That might be a look. All right. Um, so that's it. That's all we got on Jussie.

00:40:47.220 Jussie sucks. Who knows what's going to happen? Justice is almost dead. Yep. Uh, let's move 0.99

00:40:52.860 on. COVID lots of new COVID stuff. Did you see in Italy, a guy tried to use a fake arm

00:41:00.840 to get like this vaccine? Yeah, I did see that. What happens after like the nurse catches

00:41:07.800 him? It's like, Oh, this is rubber. And he goes, Oh yeah. Well, I got, I'm going to

00:41:13.620 go. Guess I'm off. It's like, yeah. You almost risk it where it's like, they might pin you

00:41:17.920 down and be like, all right, here's the real shot in the other arm. But it's like, you

00:41:21.580 go for the fake, it doesn't work. And then you just pack up your, your props. You start

00:41:26.600 doing your, you pack up your trunk that you brought in. It's like a prop comic, your

00:41:32.800 carrot top. Like she goes, this arm's fake. You go, you slept squirter with a little flower 0.99

00:41:42.300 thing. And then you go, all right, just do it on my leg. Then you pull off some fake,

00:41:45.460 like discolored leg. And I was like, Hey, sir, we're going to have to really inject you. 0.85

00:41:49.300 And it's like, all right, I'm just going to leave actually. Yeah. It's going to get out

00:41:53.700 of here. No one's in trouble. It's so funny. It's like, if you're going to fake something,

00:41:58.240 wouldn't you fake the vaccine card? Wouldn't you fake the signature or something? Not

00:42:03.860 the whole process with the fake arm. It's like a Borat thing. Here it is. Here's

00:42:10.740 good. My left one, you know, and then you have like an injury or something. So don't,

00:42:15.360 don't do the left. This one. Yeah. It's the fake arm. That's so good. Trevor Noah

00:42:20.440 had some, uh, was almost based for a second on COVID. And then obviously his rulers came

00:42:27.580 in. Let's see what he had to say. Oh yeah. Hmm. So on the one hand, almost all the Omicron

00:42:36.420 cases have been mild so far. But on the other hand, the guy who stands to gain millions of

00:42:43.760 dollars from new vaccines says we need new vaccines. Huh? If we don't make a new vaccine,

00:42:51.500 this disease could be with us Ferrari. I mean, forever. Sorry. I was thinking of something

00:42:56.500 else. Now look, I'm not saying that the CEO of Moderna is lying. I'm not saying that at

00:42:59.940 all. I'm just saying, I don't think he's the most objective source on this topic.

00:43:04.060 So he basically says it. He basically says like the, like, he has like a moment of clarity

00:43:09.320 with a moment of honesty or something. I don't know what it was. I think he was, this is it

00:43:13.820 right after like that video was right after the South Africa shutdown. I think he was mad

00:43:18.340 about that maybe like acting out. Yeah. And then he came out with that and then his, the

00:43:24.460 daddy boys did not like that. Yeah. The superiors, the people in charge did not like that. Yeah.

00:43:29.960 So they corrected course. I think they checked them a little bit. They had to have, they had

00:43:35.700 to have. And this is what he said after. Yeah. So obviously he's right. Like we shouldn't

00:43:40.640 be listening to the CEO of the company selling us the thing to tell us if we need the thing.

00:43:45.040 Isn't that like, sell me this pen. It's like, don't you need this pen? You got to write right

00:43:48.860 now. You need a pen that can be in a business scenario. You buy a pen a year for the rest

00:43:53.520 of your life. Yeah, exactly. It's like, okay, salesman. Um, and then, so he follows up the

00:43:58.800 next day, I guess this was on the daily show and this is the flip flop part. Yeah. This

00:44:02.560 is where he immediately backtracks and does, and he's a good boy and does what he's told.

00:44:06.680 So if we do, if, all right, give me a second. So he says, if we do need a vaccine,

00:44:12.800 I lost the accent. He goes, if we do need a vaccine for this new variant, it's not a

00:44:18.400 big deal. I don't understand people who are like, Oh, we got to get a shot every year

00:44:22.520 now. Yeah, man. To not die. You might need to take 15 minutes out of your year. Is your

00:44:28.100 life so busy that you don't have time for that? I guarantee you at some point in the

00:44:31.800 next year, you will walk by a CVS unless you live in the middle of a desert. Then maybe

00:44:36.100 it's a five minute walk to the CVS. Great, great bits, Trevor. Oh, you're so smart. I'm

00:44:42.300 so stupid. I want to die. I didn't walk past the CVS. Yeah. I, this, this is about life 1.00

00:44:48.700 or death and I don't care if I live or die, I guess is what it was, what it comes down

00:44:53.960 to. Yep. So that's like the, the backtrack overreact overcompensate. Hey, it's no big

00:45:00.300 deal. It doesn't take that much time. So get the booster every year. Like, yeah, time is what

00:45:05.040 we're all worried about. Yeah. I'll wait in the DMV for the, they'll kill me. They'll

00:45:09.420 screw me. I drove to Palm beach twice in four days. Yeah. The time is really what 0.98

00:45:15.000 everyone's hesitant about that. Oh, I can't find time in the day to get my yearly booster

00:45:19.460 for the thing that doesn't kill anybody. For the sniffles, for the sniffle media hijacked

00:45:25.120 and turned into something to wave in a new world order and did 10 years of damage in six

00:45:32.340 months. Everything was trending towards that anyway. Like people working from home, people

00:45:36.980 on their phone more being less social, uh, rich people getting richer, poor people getting

00:45:41.260 poorer, less people in faith, more people, you know, submitting to authority and the 0.96

00:45:46.200 government. And they just went, let's do that times it by 10 and we're going to do 10 years

00:45:51.900 of damage in half a year. Yeah. And that's basically what happened. Um, so question for you, when's

00:45:57.580 the last time you said something and then like the next day or two said exactly the

00:46:02.900 opposite or made fun of somebody for doing the opposite? Has that ever happened with you

00:46:08.580 or is that just TV people? Well, the only time I can think was the quick one 80 we did

00:46:15.100 with gyro meat. Yeah, that's true. But when we were pro gyro meat, we were, we weren't

00:46:20.440 lying. We weren't just saying that and not eating massive amounts of gyro. We got 0.98

00:46:26.440 ourselves sick from it. And then we changed our views based on experience. So over time

00:46:30.560 and experience, I don't think there's ever been a time where I fully one 80 and the whole

00:46:35.380 time I didn't believe one of, you know, what I was saying did the full reverse message.

00:46:39.700 So yeah, Muppet behavior, humiliating. He obviously had to get on his knees and grovel

00:46:45.680 and beg and yeah, he's one that really got exposed with COVID because he has a show and 1.00

00:46:51.360 he does his stupid jokes and everyone laughs. And that hot room is what makes those late 1.00

00:46:55.960 night shows like the laughing. Ha ha ha ha. And it's like, was that even funny? But

00:46:59.980 I guess everyone's laughing. So it's like a spell. It's like a confusing spell. Yeah.

00:47:04.900 It's like black magic. With the pacing and the timing and this is the bit. This is clearly

00:47:09.880 the time you're supposed to laugh. And then everyone laughs and then you have the accent 0.94

00:47:14.040 and it's kind of just like you're being led along. And when you hear the laughs, you're

00:47:18.720 laughing as like a reaction, not because you're laughing. Really? You're laughing because

00:47:22.840 everyone's laughing or you think it's funny because everyone's laughing. So that's what

00:47:25.860 he did. Then once they had COVID and he had to go like do it from his apartment, he was

00:47:31.000 like the least funny person ever. Like he would do his bits. Yeah. No laugh track, no audience.

00:47:35.660 And it's like, oh, you're just reading your show on, on zoom. That's a huge ask too. Like

00:47:40.640 obviously we do this kind of show and like with no audience. And can you imagine doing like punchline

00:47:48.160 jokes? Like we kind of riff and go back and forth or whatever doing like a punchline joke.

00:47:53.340 Why did the chicken cross the road to just looking at the camera? It's pretty sad. That's my nightmare.

00:47:59.080 So yeah. And imagine that's the show on your, on your channel. Like you have to pay him to do that.

00:48:05.160 Pay him a lot. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, it's horrible. Um, Billy Eilish as well. Can we stick on Trevor

00:48:13.340 for a second? Cause, um, I, when I was doing the research for the show and I was looking for these

00:48:17.380 assets and looking for like the pictures of him, I saw some leftists screaming at him that Trevor

00:48:21.680 Noah only dates white women. And so that, so he's getting it from both sides. He gets it from us,

00:48:26.360 flip flopper, idiot, Muppet, shill. And then he gets it from the left race trader, idiot, Muppet. 1.00

00:48:31.940 So is that just pure sellout? Like he just does, he just wants money. I think so. Money, power, 1.00

00:48:37.400 status. It's just, it's over. He's got what he wants and, and he knows whatever he has to stay in that.

00:48:43.160 Yeah. Scenario. Cause he could become like a powerful, influential person in their world.

00:48:49.660 So it's like, if you're willing to look past the fact that you make no sense and you're lying

00:48:55.820 and you're flip flopping as well, you can kind of like work through that and make it comedy and make

00:49:00.540 it a show. It's like what Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo do and CNN. So it's like he, he's identified

00:49:06.280 himself as a willing participant and as like a hitter where I go, I'm pretty good. People think I'm funny

00:49:11.120 and I'm down to say the stuff that makes no sense. So he's almost like trying to get picked

00:49:15.120 by the elite and propped up and he is already, but he knows that the facts aren't on his side.

00:49:22.040 And even as he continues, like both sides are going to hate him and he just wants to keep

00:49:26.160 getting fake elevated, fake consensus. Oh, he's funny. He's funny. He's funny. And he'll host some

00:49:30.960 things and get more powerful and they can rely on him because they, his entire foundation of how he got

00:49:36.420 there was built on that line. Exactly. So he can't be like, actually this vaccine stuff makes

00:49:41.020 no sense. Cause when he does, he has to correct himself within 24 hours. Yeah. It's like, it's

00:49:45.980 not like he was selling out Madison square garden every night. And then it's like, Hey, come on,

00:49:50.180 do the daily show. They basically gave him the daily show with a mediocre resume and said,

00:49:56.340 we own you now. Same with the S do our messages. Same thing where it's like, you're stuck. Cause like

00:50:02.160 to get into the thing you want to get into and to get the position of power, you have to prove

00:50:06.940 you're willing to play the game. And if you ever don't play the game, you're not in position of

00:50:10.260 power. So it's like, you're stuck in this cycle where you can only be successful if you lie

00:50:16.380 and do what they tell you and do what they tell you. And then if you live a whole life of lying and

00:50:20.180 doing what they tell you, you actually can't be successful because successful includes your own

00:50:24.100 mental health. Yeah. And at least I had money. At least I got the money. Yeah. I, at least I live on

00:50:30.720 Laurel Canyon. At least I live in a small house on Laurel Canyon. That's probably, you know,

00:50:37.260 you can get that house anywhere in the country for a 10th of the price. Exactly. So Hey, if that's

00:50:43.260 the life you want to live, go for it. I lived in LA. Not, that wasn't for me. Yeah. Figured that out

00:50:48.840 pretty quick. Um, also there was speaking of, you did said something about fake vaccines before a

00:50:54.380 vaccine. So you said, you said something about fake, uh, fake vaccine cards before. Yeah. There was a

00:50:59.020 thing where a guy did that and made some fake ones and he got 20 years in jail. Jesus. But you can go

00:51:05.500 like steal us from a store with no vaccine, go loot San Francisco, whatever you want. You can go do

00:51:10.660 drugs in New York at one of their facilities. They made for you to do drugs and you do heroin. Yeah.

00:51:15.300 So if anybody's looking to sell you a fake vaccine card or something, it's a fed operation. Don't fall

00:51:20.080 for it. Definitely a fed operation. And I'm sure they're going to crack down on it because the people

00:51:24.720 who would buy them are the unvaxxed and like Trump supporters, MAGA people. It's like an easy

00:51:29.320 political target where it's like anyone with a fake vaccine card is probably a Trump supporter.

00:51:34.300 Yep. So I do see them kind of cracking down on that. And that's why I will never have a fake

00:51:38.340 vax card and I will never advocate anyone get one. Yeah. I don't need a fake vax card because I

00:51:44.040 don't do vax card shit. Yeah. I don't do vax card shit. So moving on, uh, Billie Eilish as well as 0.99

00:51:51.020 getting in on the COVID muppetry. I saw that. Look at this. Look at this video she put out.

00:51:55.880 This is what, this is her message. Billie Eilish. The girl who, by the way, is clearly run by a 0.69

00:52:00.620 demon. She's admitted it. Industry plant type person. Industry plant run by a demon. Music

00:52:06.320 executive dad and probably something. And her brother is like her producer or something.

00:52:10.840 Satanic ritual person. Yeah, exactly. Same page. This is what she's saying about the vaccine.

00:52:15.180 I really, really urge you if you are not already vaccinated, please get vaccinated. It's not just

00:52:23.160 for you, you selfish. It's for everyone around you. Take care of the people around you, man. 0.94

00:52:28.740 Protect your friends, protect your children, protect your grandparents, protect anyone you

00:52:33.440 walk by. So my problem with that is like Billie Eilish, her fans are like 12. Her fans

00:52:41.680 are like the little girls and little kids. So it's like, get the vaccine, just do it.

00:52:46.180 Protect them. Protect your loved ones. Just get it. You're 12 years old. I know you're not at risk.

00:52:50.700 Just get it though. Yeah. Just literally that's it. Just do it. I know. Just do it. Just save lives,

00:52:56.980 protect people, save, you know, it makes no sense that children aren't at risk. Yeah.

00:53:02.560 And so, yeah, she's a Muppet. Everyone sucks. And I actually have a question. I have a perfectly 1.00

00:53:10.160 worded question that I think I just thought of this the other day and it really opened my eyes

00:53:15.980 right to the problem. Questions for our guest, Dr. Fauci, Jen Psaki, those types. When it comes to

00:53:22.640 potential treatments for COVID, right? Ivermectin, something that's been FDA approved for decades

00:53:29.300 and been given to like a billion people over time, had to be pulled as a potential treatment for COVID

00:53:36.000 because there's not enough data. That's what they said. They need more data. But at the same time,

00:53:43.620 there's a dangerous sentence. At the same time, they're encouraging everyone to get the vaccine

00:53:49.060 that's been out for less than a year or whatever, a year built in six months, eight months.

00:53:54.560 Everyone needs to get that vaccine in as many arms as possible. Is there not enough data for that?

00:54:00.460 No MRNA vaccine. Is that not like a new thing? Ivermectin seems like a low stakes, no big deal

00:54:05.520 thing. Let's keep that around for sure. Yeah. That works great. If not, you're not, you're not going

00:54:10.040 to get that sick from it, but no, no treatments vaccine for everybody. No data. The same people

00:54:17.420 that tell you there's not enough data that proves Ivermectin works and we can't risk it,

00:54:22.360 even though there's not many bad side effects. They'll tell you that out of one side of their

00:54:25.900 mouth and out of the other side, it's you all need to get vaccinated. Everyone needs to get

00:54:29.440 vaccinated. It's the best thing you can do. We don't need enough data for that, I guess.

00:54:33.520 Yeah. Data irrelevant. Yeah. So that kind of made me mad. Um, and yeah, I mean, he'd give you some

00:54:41.660 rat answer that was, well, we knowingly have data for this and not this. And it's just like,

00:54:48.260 rat boy's got good impressions today. Yeah. Let me know what you think. If the impressions are

00:54:52.040 working, I, I did a great Trevor Noah earlier. And then when we started here, I couldn't do it.

00:54:57.000 I was like Puerto Rican or something. I was like, yo Trevor, what's up Trevor? So you gotta get,

00:55:03.400 so you gotta ease into it. Yeah. So that's the world now. Yeah. No one, there's no freedom. No one has a

00:55:10.660 job. What do people do for, you know how the jobs are so bad? They sell NFTs. Well, yeah. Some people,

00:55:17.620 which is, you know, not a bad move. Um, but what does everyone do? You know how the jobs reports

00:55:23.160 keep coming out and there's no, and there's no, you miss it by 300,000. Yeah. And there's like so

00:55:27.900 many lower jobs than expected. And then like every time we go out, like we said at the Buffalo

00:55:32.580 wild wings, no one was working there. Yeah. I saw an ad on like, um, an influencers page that was

00:55:38.800 like, come work at UPS. We'll hire you in 30 minutes. I had one of those too. You'll get a, you get a

00:55:44.000 truck hired on the spot. Masks required. Yeah. Okay. So is it crazy or is it not? Like,

00:55:50.040 so it's like, there's so many jobs that need to be filled. No one's filling them. What are

00:55:55.880 people doing? They just stay home and deliver Uber eats to rich people. Everyone's doing like

00:56:01.120 these weird side hustles and make ends meet. Yeah. Nobody wants to do a traditional job

00:56:04.620 anymore. No one's working anymore. I don't know, man. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know

00:56:10.120 either. I can't figure it out. The labor market's very weird. Yeah. It makes no sense. The stock

00:56:14.980 market keeps going up. It's like the corporations are getting richer and everyone else is kind

00:56:19.320 of fucked. Yeah. And instead of sitting on that sinking ship, go look into crypto. Go 0.99

00:56:26.960 look into crypto. Careful. Yeah. We don't want to ever give financial advice. So obviously

00:56:34.140 everything on the show is not financial advice. I'm in no way a financial advisor. I just know

00:56:39.320 a sinking ship when I see it and our currency and inflation is not in the best place ever. 0.98

00:56:45.380 So you might as well take some money and go try to get dumb rich. So when everything collapses, 0.94

00:56:54.560 you're one of the rich people who get the delivery spooled over to you. Sorry. I wasn't paying

00:56:58.920 attention when he was talking, but disregard everything he just said. And that's probably

00:57:03.700 good advice. Yeah. Yeah. If you're scared of let's go Brandon coins and crypto, don't buy

00:57:09.500 it. Also, I wanted to get on the record. You know how you make bets? Yeah. Predictions,

00:57:14.140 bets, long shots. Yep. I have a long shot. I want odds that Twitter requires its users to

00:57:21.300 get vaccinated. It wouldn't make sense, but what they're doing doesn't make sense already.

00:57:28.040 Yeah. I'll go a hundred bucks, 10 to one. Yeah. That's easy. Those are decent odds. I don't

00:57:31.980 have faith that they won't do that. So you're probably thinking to yourself, why would a

00:57:36.300 company do that? It's so divisive. It makes no sense. You're on Twitter. It's online. Don't

00:57:41.300 count it out. Yeah. We've seen stuff like this. Don't count it out. Don't count it out at all.

00:57:46.620 All right. Well, that's it. That's the end of the show. Another podcast talks in the books.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - December 10, 2021

EPISODE 011 RACIST CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ｜ NEW TRANS SWIMMER ｜ JUICY SMULLETT ｜ TUX RENTAL MAYHEM

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