EPISODE 011 RACIST CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ｜ NEW TRANS SWIMMER ｜ JUICY SMULLETT ｜ TUX RENTAL MAYHEM
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Today on the show, they're trying to cancel Christmas to appease the deranged, we have a fantastic update in the Juicy Smooth A trial, there is a new trans swimmer who turns out is the best woman swimmer of all time, and we have some more COVID updates, some new COVID craziness, and I have a perfect question for Dr. Fauci.
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All right. Welcome back to Fluckus Talks, the podcast episode 11. Today on the show,
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they're trying to cancel Christmas to appease the deranged. We have a fantastic update in
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the Juicy Smooth A trial. There is a new trans swimmer who turns out is the best woman swimmer
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of all time. Who would have guessed it? Crazy. We have some more COVID updates, some new COVID
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craziness, and I have a perfect question for Dr. Fauci. I just got back from Mar-a-Lago. I'm
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going to tell you guys about that and more. It's Fluckus Talks, the podcast episode 11,
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Because words are just words until action actually starts. And action speak louder than words.
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But at the same time, words speak louder than action because sometimes it's the right thing
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He's out of here. He doesn't like it. Jerry left. He doesn't like the podcast. Good. Get out of
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here, you mutt. I'll bring you back to the place. You'll become a meme.
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Yeah. There's like so many memes about, yeah, he'd get picked up in a second.
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There's so many memes about like, oh, you can't just buy a dog and then return them because
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then he just waits for you the whole time. And it's like these sad memes of like people
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returning dogs. But we'll get to that actually. There's a section. So yes, I just got back from
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Mar-a-Lago. Had a nice trip. It's actually my second trip to Mar-a-Lago in like five days.
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Yeah. And there was no platinum or gold or diamond package or anything. They just got
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And I buzzed my head. So I got absolutely smoked. I bought a last minute suit. And this
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is something that Richard Rappoy and I do all the time. We did it last year for the Christmas
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special. We went to that looking good place it's called. And it's just like blowout suit paradise.
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Oh yeah. I mean, it's every suit you could ever want. Is there every suit you could ever
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want? Tuxedos, all kinds of jackets, $150 a pop, $150 a pop. And we were kind of realizing
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that is the way to do it. Yeah. There's like, it makes sense to get measured once a year for
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the exact size you are. And you run that suit into the ground and in a year or two, you
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You can have six different colors. You can rotate them through. I like quantity. I'm
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leaning towards quantity on suits. Yeah. And it's like, you always blow out the pants.
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Like something happens. So like the, the integrity of the pants gets compromised pretty quickly
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after one night. So you go to a place like this, they have everything you ever want.
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And it's like, it's all accessible. Yeah. You just, boom. I want that. I want that this
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with no pants and they're just happy to do it. Um, and if you're like me, you wait until
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the day before to get a tuxedo for the Mar-a-Lago Trump event and tailored, right?
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Yeah. It has to be tailored. It has to be fitted. So basically I put myself in like a Ferris
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Bueller situation where I have to get the tuxedo. I have to get it tailored and I have
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Exactly. So a little trick I learned, I went to the looking good place. It's called, uh,
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we got some nice tuxedos and suits and the three suits. So that's like the level of
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I'm living it. I'm telling you guys how I do it and what to do. And I also live it.
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Yeah. So it's proof. Rat Boy just proved it. Um, so the trick I learned here, and this is
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a good little trick. If you're ever in a rush and you need to get immediate alterations
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done, you go to the place and you say, Hey, I know it's tough. Ask. Can I get this done
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by tomorrow? I'll pay double quote. I'll pay double. And it's, and you hear that
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like, Oh my God. Yeah. Tomorrow. No problem. But paying double for alterations, it's like
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alterations like $14. Yeah. So paying double is just pay like 30 bucks. But if you say,
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Hey, like, can I have this by tomorrow? I'll give you $25. And I'm like, eh, but I'll pay
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double. It's like right to the front. Come on in. What do you want? Get this blowout
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suit fitted. Let's get this blowout suit fitted for you. So I went in, um, on like a, was it
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a Thursday? Yeah. I went on a Thursday. I dropped off the, the tuxedo. They measured
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me up and then I'm like, all right, tomorrow 11 AM on the dot. I'm picking this up and I
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have to go from here straight to an event, Palm beach, Mar-a-Lago, hang out with the
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president. This is an important thing. This is an important transaction you're working
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on. Oh my God. So I get there the next day at like 11, like I said, and I'm on my
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way to Mar-a-Lago. I left my house to go to the tuxedo place to go to Mar-a-Lago. So
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this is how much this is all, you know, this is, that's how, that's how much I've been
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planning. It hinges off this. I can't go to Mar-a-Lago without a tuxedo. So I get
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there. The guy's like, Oh, I just put it on real quick. Make sure it looks good. I put
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it on and the pins are still in the sleeve. He hadn't done it yet. They just didn't do
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anything. And I said, sir, they didn't, they didn't do it yet. And he goes, Oh, well,
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sorry about that. Come back at five o'clock. I'm like, sir, that's me with the president
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at five o'clock. So I just, just like, all right, I have to leave. Like my schedule is
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already tight. I'm just going to go. And he's like, well, come here. I'll give you the
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refund on your, on the credit card you use. And I was just like, trap. Nice try. You did
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what? Sit me down for 20 minutes. Insert the card again. Yeah. Do a transaction. And like,
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that stuff's my nightmare as well. So it's keep the money, learn a lesson, sir. And
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I'm going to be on my way. I have to go meet with the president. Give me the suit. Give
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me the suit. It ended up being fine. I got there. I looked great. Yeah. And you could
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barely notice. I, I, I kept it tight. Okay. So it was good. But did you have to keep it
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tight? Were you forced into like positioning yourself like this for the whole time? Or like,
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what were you doing? Well, it was like a mix of everything. If you're a classy individual
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who's used to tuxedos and the nightlife and like that kind of socializing, you'd, and
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you saw me like in a lineup, you'd be like, mm, suit didn't get tough. The pants could have
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been tapered a bit more. Suit needs to be altered. Like you'd be able to pick it apart. But if
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you're everyone else. Yeah. Average person will just be like, looks nice. Wow. Fluckus
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cleans up good. Yeah. That's what they say. So it worked out despite the paying double for
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zero results. Yeah. It was fantastic. We went to Mar-a-Lago. I look good.
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Um, LGB coin. Let's go. Brandon coin. It's a cryptocurrency that I love. And I have, uh,
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coins in. They were there. They actually paid for the table. So that's why I was able to
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go. And that's why it was so short notice. And they also gave a hundred grand a turning
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point donation in the coin itself. Uh, yeah. A donation of the coin itself. Interesting.
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Which is cool. And then I, I love, I like crypto. And every time I talk about crypto, everyone
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gets so mad. They're like, what are you doing? It's not my coin. It's not the coin.
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No, I have. Why are you chilling? This is a scam. And it's just like, all right, I'm in
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on it. I'm degenerate. Yeah. I'm rolling the dice. I, I see what they're doing with our
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fiat currency. Yep. And I'm going to, I want to go investigate some of the space tokens,
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moon coins to see what they're up to. So at least they don't just print those off for
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no reason. Yep. Um, so yeah, everyone gets mad. I'm not mad. If you don't like it, don't
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buy it. Whatever. Enjoy your, enjoy your fiat. Um, but yeah, LGB was great. The guys are
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great. We love them. And there, everyone knows who the people are. It's all docs. So
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everyone who's in the coin is like public. Candace Owens tweeted about it. Sheesh. A
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bunch of influencers tweeted about it. So if you like meme coins, check it out. If you
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don't know what we're talking about and don't know what crypto is, don't worry about it.
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You'll, you'll read the headlines in a few months. Yep. You'll buy Bitcoin at 250 K in
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2031. So enjoy, enjoy your, enjoy your Bitcoins and Ethereum. You can still buy those too, but
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enjoy buying the tops of those weird ones. And if you don't know what crypto is at all,
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or even how computers work, basically we're talking about meme coin space tokens that are
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like irony trades. But at the end of the day, they're not much different than real money
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because what's our currency or real trades that are already like manipulated by market makers.
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Yeah. So it's a fun thing. Everything's heading to crypto. It's, that's obvious.
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They will be for sure. It's early. If you want to be mad that I'm talking about crypto,
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go for it. Be mad. Enjoy. Yeah. Um, really quick before we move on,
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remember the trick of saying I'll pay double for alterations. Yeah. I just thought of another
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trick I have in my experiences as Fleckus, uh, as Fleckus, I've bought a lot of used cars over the
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years. First of all, paying double, I'll pay double. That's a Fleckus trick now. That's a trick.
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That's, I think, I think the forefathers before you started doing that paying double. All right,
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but go, Hey, they all laughed at Benjamin button when he said the world was round.
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It's a, this is a song. They all laughed at Benjamin button when he said the world was round.
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They all laughed at Benjamin Franklin when he invented sound.
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Isn't that when he said the phone would ring. It's a song. It's a song. Read a book. It's a
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song. Read a book. It's a song. So another trick before we move on, if you're ever buying a used car
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and you're making conversation with the guy, this is what I used to do in LA because I had a car
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stolen. I crashed a car. I needed a new car for work. Um, so I ended up buying like five used cars
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in like four years. So a lot of reps, you learn a thing or two, a lot of reps, a lot of reps.
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Exactly. So a thing I learned was when you're talking to the guy and you're making conversation
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and he says, Oh, what do you do for work? The best response is I work at Yelp. That's actually
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how I found you guys. I was looking up your profile and I saw your used car dealership.
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That's why I'm here. Pretty highly rated. Thought it was reliable. So you kind of like,
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it's like an underlying like threat almost test me or it's like, I work at Yelp. That's how I found
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you. If you give me some crap car, say goodnight. Goodbye. Yelp. Yeah. So it's another trick. And
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it depends how hard you want to go. You can get the Yelp logo printed on a shirt on Amazon,
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like a polo shirt and have it overnighted in like two days. If you really want to be a nut
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cause Stan's a psycho. Yeah. You can do that. Depends how much of a deal you need to get,
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but they won't sell you a lemon if they think you work at Yelp and they can have their profile
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taken down. Cause if you sold the Yelp guy a bad car, he'd be like, Oh, this is like
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an illegitimate business. Yeah. This is fraudulent. Game over. I'm with a better business bureau.
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I'm an undercover boss. I'm actually you. I'm actually you. So let's see how you do.
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What kind of deal can you make? All right. Good tip. Good tip. Good tips. There's a little
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Fleck is tip. That's more useful than paying double. Everybody knows they can pay double. I think,
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I don't think he taught anybody. Well, I think it's the wording I'll pay double. That's your
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right. People hear it and they go, Oh my God, double. But the multiplier, you multiply it
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yourself and give them the number. They're not impressed. I'll pay 32. I'll pay $26. They
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go, okay. All right. Good. Everyone pay $26. All right. Medium tip. The Yelp car. One's a
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good one. All right. Yelp car is better, but either way you're getting tips moving on. Isn't
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it refreshing Richard rap boy that here at fuck is talks. We aren't sponsored by big pharma
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and Pfizer. That's very nice. That's a good positive. Can you imagine if we had to sell
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out our audience and scare them and divide the country and try to ruin their life in
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order to sell whatever shirts? Yeah. I personally could not do it. So I'm here to tell you today,
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folks, if you don't get a become unpinnable shirt, you're going to lose your job. If you
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don't get an unpinnable shirt, you're going to get pinned. If you don't get the member John
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from the overpass, words are just words till action actually starts. Of course.
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Because actions speak louder than words at the same time, words speak louder than actions
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because sometimes it's the right thing to do. Yep. If you don't get that on a shirt,
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your grandma might die. You're going to kill your grandpa.
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Shit. Your stakes are higher than ever. They need it too. Your kids need it too. Oh my God. How
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old? Five to 11 year olds? Oh, everyone needs a shirt. Everyone needs to become unpinnable.
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Everyone needs John from the overpass. See, I don't want to do it that way. You know,
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it's just too scary. I don't want to scare everybody, but it works. It's a tried and true method
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for big pharma. Yeah. So, Hey guys, order a shirt. It's not too late for
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Christmas. I think, depending on when you're watching this, risk it. Yeah. It'll get there.
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It'll, as long as you're not watching this next week, it'll get there. Shopfuckus.com
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use code Santa and it's cheap. It's like what? 17 something. 1799 for sure.
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Should've made it 1776. But I want those 30 cents and we're already cutting so many. We're
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already cutting so many costs and putting the savings onto the buyer that I can't even cut
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anymore. I don't think. Cause at a certain point, then most people were to call me and be like,
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okay, buddy, this isn't a business anymore. You're negative. You're the guy on Jeopardy.
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Yeah. You're giving out on shirts too much. All right. So shopfuckus.com. It's not too late.
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Support the show. That's how we make money here. We don't monetize this on YouTube and we're not
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going to scare you and try to ruin your life like big pharma. Be grateful for that. Order a shirt.
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Show us how grateful you are. If you don't do it, it's going to be bad for me. All the money's gone.
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I need help. Please, please, please. All right. Moving on to the meat of the show. Okay.
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Now that we finally made it, there's a new trans swimmer champion just dropped a new champion.
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Is that the right way to say it? Trans swimmer? Yeah. A trans swimmer, a man who is going for a
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woman now going. She's an Ivy league swimmer at UPenn. Yep. 22 years old to 22. So that alone
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is like too old for college. Or I guess you graduate. You're 22, right? You're biological man.
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You're old. You're 22 and you're playing in the girls sports. And there's some 19 year
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old girls you're about to beat up. So how much, so that he broke the record or she broke
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the record. Yes. They broke the record. They, them broke the record. A transgender swimmer
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at the university of Pennsylvania continued to outperform the competition over the weekend,
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breaking two U S records. So these are national, this is national records that have probably
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been up since like 1992 or something. So just Claire's house on all the records, like history
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just wiped out where it's like girl, girl, girl before everyone worked hard to get there.
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And then how much did she win by? So it said Leah Thomas, 22 year old biological man who identifies
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as a woman commanded the pool Sunday at the zippy in invitational event in Akron, Ohio, winning
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the 1650 yard freestyle race, 38 seconds faster than teammate Anna Kalanda's aides. So it's over
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for women's sports. Yeah. So, um, it's like you had a good run. Yeah. You win. You're beating
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it by 38 seconds. The only other person that's going to beat you is another transgender person.
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Yep. So now it's men's sports. Thank you. We will take it. Yeah. We will take it. And
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also if you stand up for yourselves. Yeah. I can't help. Like I'll be shouting. This is
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unfair. This is stupid forever, but you guys got to take the reins. Yeah. And I am going
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to do the same thing. I might obviously try to find some action on it if I can gamble. Yeah.
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We should bet on this. Yeah. Can I bet the only way you lose if she doesn't show up, uh,
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it's COVID or something, which isn't out of the question. That's true. But it's like,
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dude, let's gamble on that. And that's actually smart. Let's, let's bet on that. I, I, I bet
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on them to win the national championship. Yeah. I mean, it sounds easy. 38 seconds. It's
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no, it's no, it's a breeze. And Vegas, but Vegas will, they'll take the action, but they're
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not going to play PC. They're not going to be politically correct. They're going to give us the
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real odds. And we're probably gonna have to bet a thousand to win like 10. Yeah. They're
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going to, they know what it is. So this person, I know that's going to be the funniest. That's
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going to be actually good. It's like the favorite by a lot. Yeah. It's like, wow, this is four
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times Alabama versus their first game. Like Alabama's first football game of the year against
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like Citadel. Yeah. It's like, wow, it's 10 X that against my high school. Um, but so they
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were at this, uh, swim meet or whatever in Akron. And it's like, uh, set the, the pool
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record, the fastest time ever swim at the pool, set the Ivy league records at the world record.
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It's just like everyone who was involved, like, sorry, champions you're, you're displaced.
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You never existed. And so, I mean, we got some pictures and also the swimmer, they used to
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be a guy in 2019 who was also a swimmer. And there was a photo of them as a man with
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a medal. So they were a good male swimmer. Yeah. So it's like girls have like really no
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shot. Yeah. I feel like if I did some swimming, I could like, you know, maybe do something,
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get close to the girls. No, I don't think you'd be close at all. Maybe a different sport.
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Maybe wrestling. Yeah. Wrestling shot put. Yeah. Like if I started doing women's shot put,
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it's something I can just kind of pick up. But it's like, if I was a shot putter and then
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did women's shot put. So true. That's like, you were doing it against the guys fine. Yeah.
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You accelerated this. You got a medal. Yeah. You accelerated this. And you're 22. So you're
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going back. You're not done yet. Not only are you not done yet, you want to really win
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it for good. One last ride. Toretto. Yeah. Kid's got like a 6'6 wingspan. It's like, I'm
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Leah now. So here's some pictures. She's Leah now. Here's some pictures. It's like, hey, Leah,
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can I borrow your shoes? Yeah. They're size 15. Okay. Who's watching the kids?
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Yeah. I don't know. You know who's watching the LGBTQIA plus and eventually peas is who?
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Here's their picture. It's just looking bad. It's just looking not good.
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Does she wear a bikini or like a one piece? I don't know. I didn't want to search too
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hard for that kind of stuff. I don't want to look either. And we're not going to show it
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on the show, but I'm sure there are some images where you're seeing clearly not a woman
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swim. Yeah. Nice. The broad shoulders. But all right. Like, you know, we know what I
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mean? There might be certain things like a silhouette. You catch a silhouette, you catch
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an angle and it's like glimpse. What is that? Something that shouldn't be there. So that's
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who wins the race. It's okay. Go ahead. Sorry. No, go. No, I ran out of stuff. Yeah. But
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so congrats on your hard fought win and all that. But so this person, one of the funny things
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I read when kind of looking into this for the podcast is that the NCAA, you need to be on
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testosterone suppressors. If you're doing this, you need to be on testosterone suppressors
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for a whole year. So it's like, they do have a rule. It's just the dumbest rule of all time.
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You know, it's like, they're like, okay, we can't just let anybody do this a year, a year.
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So 2019, this guy was swimming as a man. 2021 comes, he's not even breaking records, shattering
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records. Um, and all it took was, you know, a year and a half. Basically he took one year
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off competition wise and he became a woman's champion swimmer faster than Jussie Smollett
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faced consequences for his own a couple of years. Yeah. So testosterone suppressors, but
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it's like, you still have like this giant arm that can like with the bones, like work your
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bone is so crazy. Yeah. Just like, so it doesn't really matter. It's all the, yo,
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the testosterone coursing through your veins for the last 20 years, it did a little bit
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your giant bones, your frame, like in swimming is all about like being a tall, lanky, like
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yeah. Big wingspan, big wingspan, big feet, you know? Yeah. What don't they say? Like Michael
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Phelps had big feet and big hands and he was designed to be a swimmer basically. Yeah. And
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he had like longer wingspan than he should have. Exactly. So that's what they're doing. That's
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what's going on here. And it doesn't matter. No one's watching the kids. Ladies stand up for
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yourselves. Yeah. Scholarships gone records gone. What's next? It's interesting. Cause
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like, I think ladies don't want to like have conflicts like that. Yeah. Usually if they're
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not some, it's not something that they like probably seek out where like a man might, but
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then there's no, is there a woman that could transition to a man and then compete in a men's
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sport? Is there any sport where it's like good to be like jockeying, maybe a jockey. Yeah.
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But then it's not even a men's thing. It's the horse. Yeah. I don't think, I think you could be
00:19:50.400
inner. You could be whatever as a jockey. They can get the jockeys off, but just get them on a
00:19:54.260
track. If it goes faster. I don't care. Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, that's the only thing, something
00:19:58.720
where you'd be too small, bobsled where you're like light being light helps or something. I don't
00:20:03.600
know. Yeah. Let us know in the comments, if there's any sport you can think of where a woman who
00:20:08.660
became a man would be better off than a biological man. I can't think of any. Good luck. Being
00:20:15.280
like a stowaway in like an airplane, maybe. I don't know. Fitting in a suitcase. I don't
00:20:22.660
have anything. I got nothing either. Yeah. Well, let's move on to some other types of deranged
00:20:28.780
people. Different deranged. Okay. Different spectrum, different part of the spectrum, but
00:20:32.580
still deranged. Okay. Christmas is, they're trying to cancel Christmas. I had a follower
00:20:38.860
send me this. There was a letter sent in the mail to a family whose house was very decorated
00:20:44.780
for Christmas. Lights everywhere. They really did it good. Someone who takes pride in their
00:20:48.720
house and their community probably. It's a nice thing. You decorate for Christmas. It's
00:20:52.720
Christmas time. People like Christmas. Yep. Can you read off what it said? Yep. Let
00:20:57.240
me just zoom in a little bit because it is greasy. All right. So first of all, it
00:21:02.400
shows the envelope at the top of, at the top of the letter. And this is in St. Anthony,
00:21:08.200
Minnesota. So. St. Anthony, pray for us. St. Anthony, protect us. St. Michael, protect
00:21:13.160
us. But the, so this is middle America. This is just the suburban Midwest. And so this person
00:21:21.520
received a letter from a nuts person and it says, hello or whatever salutations. I couldn't
00:21:27.460
help but notice your Christmas lights display. During these unprecedented times, we have all experienced
00:21:31.680
challenges, which casual words just don't describe what we're feeling. The idea of twinkling colorful
00:21:36.680
lights is, are a reminder of divisions that continue to run through our society. A reminder
00:21:41.920
of systemic biases against our own neighbors who don't celebrate Christmas or can't afford
00:21:46.300
to put up lights of their own. We must do the work of educating ourselves about the harmful
00:21:50.500
impact and outward facing display like yours can have. I challenge you to respect the dignity
00:21:54.700
of all people while striving to learn from differences, ideas, and opinions of our neighbors.
00:21:59.160
We must come together collectively and challenge these institutional inequities. St. Anthony
00:22:04.320
is a community welcoming of all people and we must demand better for ourselves.
00:22:08.240
Yeah. Welcoming all people, except people who like Christmas.
00:22:14.020
And it's like, some people can't enjoy Christmas like you can. So let's have no one enjoy it.
00:22:18.300
No one's allowed. Let's just go. It's like the same thing of the tear down. Everything's got to be
00:22:21.920
torn down to the least common denominator. And what's that? Deranged people, street people,
00:22:27.260
people that have nothing going for them. And that's how, that's how much you're allowed to
00:22:32.460
celebrate because you can't enjoy yourself if people around you aren't enjoying themselves
00:22:35.660
because you're not an individual. We're all in this together. And it's like, nah, I'm putting a
00:22:40.720
wreath up. I'm doing whatever I want because it's my house. And if you think a letter is ever going to
00:22:46.580
sway me, if I was this guy, I'd double down. I'd have twice as many lights the next day.
00:22:51.180
Um, and I love the use of during these unprecedented times, it's like, what times
00:22:56.480
relax, calm down. You watch the news too much. Yeah. You're hooked in the pandemic season of
00:23:02.200
whatever show the simulation. So it's like the pandemic systemic biases don't celebrate Christmas
00:23:08.120
can't afford. So it's like the other religions and the poor people. It's like, so you can't do it.
00:23:13.640
Yeah. It's like, you have to discipline. You have to like hurt yourself to like, it's almost as like
00:23:19.600
repenting in their mind. So it's like the religion where it's like, you need to suffer to show that
00:23:25.160
you're not okay with the others who suffered. And it's like, let's just stop this demented cycle.
00:23:30.920
I'm pretty comfortable. Let's relax. I have kids that I want to have a nice Christmas and decorate
00:23:36.320
my house. Like, so it's all, yeah. Again, it's all like the teardown culture. It's the teardown
00:23:42.760
culture. It's not, no one can have nice. They didn't create anything. They didn't build anything.
00:23:46.660
They didn't say, Hey, will you join me in my Diwali celebration on three nights before,
00:23:52.360
you know, will you come out and help me celebrate Kwanzaa or do something different? It's no,
00:23:57.840
it's just fuck you and your Christmas lights. You can't have fun. There's no alternative offered.
00:24:03.520
It's just tear down stuff, which I think is a big trend in like the, the, the left's ideology.
00:24:08.700
Yeah. Teardown statues, tear down words, tear down people, tear down institutions,
00:24:12.920
tear down holidays, tear down your morale and tear down whoever controls America. You know,
00:24:21.260
like it's just, and they did the, they attacked the Christmas tree at Fox studios at, in New York
00:24:27.400
city. They burned it on fire. So what happened? That was just a lone arsonist. Is that what
00:24:31.600
you're some street rat probably, but who knows what it is? I just feel like every time the Christians
00:24:36.820
and Catholics, people celebrate Christmas, every time they're attacked or something bad happens,
00:24:41.480
it's just kind of like, Oh, you know, life's crazy. Whatever. Yeah. It's like, if you attack
00:24:46.820
like a black person, everything's like, Oh, it's racist or it's homophobic. It's Islamophobic.
00:24:50.880
It's anti-Semitic. Like all of these things that are, you're not allowed to do unless you do it to
00:24:55.700
Christmas stuff or Christians. And then it's, well, well, you know, things are crazy. Yeah.
00:25:00.560
Unprecedented times. You know, it's unprecedented times. Nothing matters. Let the guy have the swim
00:25:04.060
records, take down your lights, just kind of comply citizen. And it's like, imagine like
00:25:09.900
the guy has the swim records, you take down your lights. There's no Christmas. Then you have like
00:25:14.220
kids. And then in like 30 years, all the kids know was no history and Christmas isn't a thing
00:25:21.420
and wear your mask. So then it's like, we're one generation removed from like the next generations
00:25:26.720
who just have like no idea how it was. Yeah. And I bet we've been trending this way for so long
00:25:31.840
that we have that ourselves. Oh, for sure. So it's like, if you don't stand and stop this,
00:25:38.500
it's like, it's, it's a, it's a hockey stick. It's like an exponential, it's a parabolic move
00:25:43.320
where it's like, now your kids don't know what Christmas can be. You don't, they don't know what
00:25:48.120
hard work can be and whatever. And it's like the odds of them becoming a Muppet drone are so much
00:25:52.440
higher. And then their kids, it's like, it's over by then everyone's in the metaverse and they've
00:25:56.580
already killed us all. Yeah. You're in, you're hooked up to a matrix thing. It's sucking your
00:26:00.900
spinal fluid out and you're in the metaverse enjoying life. You're in the metaverse and
00:26:05.060
then they just go, Hey, the steak's real. The steak tastes real to me. Yeah, exactly. So
00:26:11.620
yeah, whatever. Everyone can rot. Everybody. Yeah. Everybody double down, put more lights out.
00:26:19.120
All right. And another thing, this is something that I'm mad at is what it's kind of called the
00:26:22.740
sections and things I'm mad at. This one's going to actually make people upset and probably
00:26:29.100
not even agree with me, but I saw a meme. Someone, I posted a picture of Jerry like last week and
00:26:35.260
someone sent me like a graphic and it said, stop buying $2,500 dogs from pet stores when
00:26:40.580
there are a hundred dollar dogs in shelters who need homes. That's what they sent to me.
00:26:45.600
Okay. First of all, Jerry was more than $2,500. We'll just get that out there. Second of all,
00:26:52.000
why would I want a hundred dollar dog? Hear me. Well, hear me out. Let's yeah. Let's hear it.
00:26:59.420
Cause I'm not, you know, I, I, I, I think there's points on both sides. If you want a certain type
00:27:06.440
of dog, you get a certain type of dog. You have a dream breed. You have a dream breed. If you want
00:27:10.000
a rescue, you're a rescue person. Yeah. Hey, go do you. There's plenty of, there's plenty of skittish
00:27:15.800
pit bull mixes. I'm sure you said so yourself. Go get two. Who's responsible for all these dogs that
00:27:20.820
are unwanted. I took Jerry out of a cage and gave him a great home. Yep. One for one. It's a deal.
00:27:27.900
Yeah. Maybe it costs money. The other one could have been free. Maybe Jerry wouldn't have been
00:27:31.720
on death row somewhere else. If Jerry was somewhere else, he gets scooped up real quick for a hundred
00:27:36.280
bucks. So I saved a dog. I saw a dog. I gave him a good life. That's what we're supposed to do,
00:27:42.580
but I'm not doing it good enough because they're shittier dogs that I could have had. And that's the
00:27:48.840
mental math I have to do. Yeah. And it's like, Hey, I'm sure your dog's great. Take your pit mix,
00:27:55.260
go for a walk, make sure you have the chain collar. Cause he'll basically thrash you and do
00:27:59.220
whatever he wants. He'll thrash and do whatever he wants. If you don't and enjoy my dog can win
00:28:04.680
dog contests. That's what I wanted. My dog's a handsome champ. Look at this thing. That's what I,
00:28:10.420
that's what, that's what I got. Yeah. Every time I take Jerry somewhere, everyone goes,
00:28:13.880
Oh my gosh, what a beautiful dog. So handsome. Wow. What a handsome guy. Oh wow. Look at that
00:28:19.600
Rottweiler. Beautiful markings. Every other dog is the same dime a dozen dog. I don't care for dogs
00:28:24.820
like that. And if I had the choice between getting a shitty dog or no dog, I'd get no dog. Yeah. So
00:28:31.960
you weren't in the market for a dog. You were in the market for a purebred Rottweiler good boy. Yeah.
00:28:37.900
And so, yeah. And you went, you went to it. You got it. Yeah. I get it. Don't shop adopt. Like
00:28:43.680
if that's your identity, go ahead. I'm not what am I going to put the place out of business by not
00:28:48.160
buying Jerry. It's like the dog is already here. They already made him. Yeah. I'm going to,
00:28:53.940
there's like how many dogs in the area I can buy. I have to go buy the one that they found. Yeah.
00:28:59.220
Who had whatever and who knows what happened to him. That's not the experience I'm looking for.
00:29:02.580
Go do that. If that's what you want and you love the shelter dogs, load it, load up the van.
00:29:08.220
I get it. I have both sides and I understand that some people do adopt and it's like, Oh,
00:29:13.780
the nice dog who saved to blah, blah, blah. Yeah. But it's like, sometimes they just take a shit in
00:29:18.720
your house and, uh, and they, and who knows what happened to him before you got by a guy who had a
00:29:23.000
beard and a shaved head and they're, and they're two and they're one and a half years old. They think
00:29:28.200
yeah. Ballpark. Yeah. That's not what I'm here for. Yeah. So get mad at me. Actually, I take it all back. I was
00:29:36.900
kidding. Your pit mix is lovely. Satire. It was all a joke. Your pit mix is really, it's lovely.
00:29:44.460
You want to get a thought on pit pit bulls out there? You want to get anything on the record on pit
00:29:48.100
bulls inherently dangerous dogs or what? Well, yeah, I don't, I don't like pit bulls for sure.
00:29:53.820
But not my pit bull. My pit bull is an angel until you have a surprise party until someone
00:29:58.940
screams until something falls off, you know, the clock falls off the wall and there's like a
00:30:03.440
stranger in the house. Um, yeah, I don't like pit bulls and people say it's not the dog. It's
00:30:09.960
how you raise it. Yeah, that's fine. Is everyone raising the pit bulls, right? No, no. So now we
00:30:15.240
have a lot of pit bulls. Oh, it doesn't matter. Any dog can attack. Okay. A Yorkie can attack me
00:30:21.240
if I go break into someone's house. A Yorkie can't latch on to my forearm. Yeah. And never
00:30:26.420
let go. Yeah, exactly. Yorkie doesn't want to thrash a kid. It's ingrained in them. They
00:30:32.160
like, they go for kids. I'm just kidding. Everyone's going to be so mad. Everyone's got
00:30:38.260
a pit bull. We went off. Everyone has a pit bull. I'm sorry. The pit bull's great. You
00:30:42.060
have a lovely dog. I'm sure you can handle it. You're a good owner. I'm sure the dog doesn't
00:30:46.120
think he's running the show. I'm sure the dog doesn't think it's his house and he's the man
00:30:49.600
of the house. I'm sure. I'm sure you got it under control. I'm sure everything's being
00:30:53.660
kept 100. Yeah, I'm sure. It's true. If you got off the leash, you wouldn't go wreck some
00:30:57.880
neighbors. So that's what it is on the record. I think pit bulls are not good because they
00:31:02.880
take so much care and so much to make them normal because they're so strong and have the
00:31:07.980
potential that out of the thousand pit bulls on St. Petersburg Island or whatever, it's
00:31:14.540
like even if half are good, that's still half that are bad. Yeah. And even half of
00:31:18.960
the half that are good, they can still snap, do the wrong thing. And because they're so
00:31:22.680
strong and have that potential, it's worse. Yeah. You're about to get multiple paragraph
00:31:28.940
long DMs and who cares? I'm never going to get a pit bull. So you don't worry. I do
00:31:35.020
have to worry about me with pit bulls. I'm never going to even get one. I don't even I don't
00:31:37.880
even like them. There you go. Your pit mix, your free pit mix. Oh, who are you? Who are you
00:31:43.500
yelling at? You're yelling at me because you're trying to explain to yourself that
00:31:47.380
the free pit mix you got was a good choice. And I hear I am with my dog, me and Jerry,
00:31:51.780
the champ. And you're going to tell me I got it wrong. All right, lady, put your mask
00:31:56.540
on. Put your mask on. You can tell me I got it wrong. That's so true. I didn't get it
00:32:03.280
wrong. My dog is a champ. It's like everyone says it. Your dog's every other dog. Oh, I'm
00:32:10.520
the problem. Yeah. All right. Moving on. Moving on. Jussie Smollett. Juicy
00:32:14.540
Smoothie. Yep. The trial is coming to a crime guy. Jussie Smollett is a fake hate
00:32:19.300
crime guy. Yep. Trials coming to a conclusion. We have some interesting
00:32:23.080
updates. One I saw today was Don Lemon's getting some heat for the texts where
00:32:28.180
he was telling Juicy Smoothie right away that like, yo, the cops don't believe
00:32:32.480
you. He's kind of helping him like game his way out of it. Yeah. He sent him text
00:32:36.800
immediately and he was being accused of unethical behavior just days after Chris
00:32:40.540
Cuomo was fired. So if we could get a whole twofer on that. Imagine who they
00:32:45.240
replace these people with. I know we might be asking for something that's going to
00:32:48.800
kill us. It's going to be like Chris Cuomo was a weird guy who yelled at guests and
00:32:52.800
like worked out too much. And we might get just like Trevor Noah times 10 or
00:32:56.600
somebody. Yeah. A hundred P. And also for the record, Chris Cuomo has like that thing
00:33:00.500
of him with the barbell and it's a hundred, a hundred, a fake hundred. He's doing
00:33:04.420
single arm tricep overhead tricep extensions with a hundred. With a fake
00:33:07.820
hundred. That's embarrassing. Yeah. Where do you even get that? You have to go out
00:33:11.660
of your way to get a prop weight so people think you're stronger. It's like so
00:33:14.780
many issues in that. Yeah. In ownership of that. Yep. Then you put it on and
00:33:19.260
pretend. Okay. What else? What other updates we have? Nothing. So basically the
00:33:23.500
prosecution rested their case against Jussie and then the defense put Jussie on
00:33:28.660
the stand. And so that's the new action going on right now is Jussie is defending
00:33:32.760
himself. He made some crazy accusations like the Osundario brothers. I believe,
00:33:38.700
I think I'm pronouncing that right. Oh yeah. But the Osundario brothers, he
00:33:43.980
basically claimed one of them was gay and that's part of it. And he turned on
00:33:48.120
them. Oh yeah. He's flipping. Oh, he's flipping out. He's got nobody left. He's
00:33:52.480
snitching. He's singing. He's doing whatever, admitting to lesser crimes to not
00:33:56.860
admit to the big crime. So he said they'd gone to multiple bath houses in
00:34:01.800
Chicago. And Joe Biden, trusty Joe. Joe Biden called this actually. He said it
00:34:08.340
wasn't about the gay bath houses and all the stuff that goes on. And Anderson
00:34:12.300
Cooper kind of agreed. He just kind of sat through that. Yep. Here's what it was.
00:34:17.080
You know, gay, gay, gay bath houses and everybody. It's all about round the
00:34:21.420
clock sex. It's all, come on, man. So yeah, apparently it is about the gay bath
00:34:26.020
houses after all. Who knew? Who knew? So, um, then Jussie, there was another
00:34:34.440
interaction with the prosecution where the prosecution was reading text
00:34:37.520
messages that included the N word. And Jussie said, which word? The N word. Which
00:34:42.120
word is that? Uh, you know, you know, the Edward, I was saying Edward. Um, but so, um,
00:34:51.220
we'd have to cancel you for the show. Yeah. Imagine I say it and you just leave
00:34:54.740
it in. Um, so basically the prosecutor was reading text messages that included
00:35:01.320
the N word. And Jussie was like, can you please stop saying that word? Like
00:35:04.900
doing whatever you can to get like sentiment on your side. Grandstanding. There's a
00:35:08.520
lot. I think he had a quote. He goes, there's a lot of African Americans in here
00:35:11.540
who were offended by that. And it's like, well, they're your texts. So, I mean, he's
00:35:16.760
really offended by the white guy reading it out loud in court. Okay. Yeah. Okay.
00:35:21.080
Jesse, not the fake. Yeah. Blamed it. Um, yeah. And so that's basically what's
00:35:27.420
going on. I think he's testifying still today or we're shooting this on
00:35:31.720
Wednesday, but he's still testifying. The case will probably be wrapped by the
00:35:34.740
time this airs. A lot of people are saying he won't get any jail time and
00:35:38.120
it'll just be probation. I would like to see Jesse in a prison cell just for a
00:35:42.080
month. Just like, so you have to get locked up, just get a taste of it and go.
00:35:47.040
I know we're not going to prove anything crazy against you, but just eat it and
00:35:51.000
go. You know how when like child predators go to jail, the prisoners always
00:35:56.560
beat them up. Yeah. They always target them. I wonder if the Nazis in prison would
00:36:02.020
go after Jesse for accusing them of a fake hate crime. They do the real hate
00:36:05.680
crime in prison after. Yeah. They, I, you know, I feel like they kind of would.
00:36:10.520
That would be irony. That would be an irony alert. Absolutely. And there's also
00:36:14.180
another situation. Yes. They tried to fake a hate crime within the fake hate
00:36:19.560
crime. Yeah. So this is wild. Like this trial is a clown show. And so there's
00:36:26.220
another article that came out, said Jussie Smollett judge defense attorney
00:36:29.560
differ on lunging claim. And so I'll just read from the article. It was a jaw
00:36:34.540
dropping moment in an already dramatic trial. An attorney for Jussie Smollett
00:36:38.240
said in court that just moments before the judge presiding over the case had
00:36:42.380
lunged at her while attorneys huddled in a sidebar judge, you physically move
00:36:47.000
towards me. Tamara Walker told Cook County judge James Lynn during the trial
00:36:50.980
Thursday. Like, what are you talking about? Lunged at me. And then, uh, Lynn,
00:36:56.060
anything to just get this thing off Lynn, the judge vigorously denied it in the
00:36:59.960
courtroom devolved into something close to chaos. Spectators murmured.
00:37:02.840
Attorneys began an animated argument for a mistrial. Exactly. Dude. Like he
00:37:09.000
lunged at me. That should be a mistrial. It's like, we got it. Plan, plan Z. And
00:37:15.320
so we're at the plan Z where it's like, we're physically going to try to make the
00:37:18.940
trial not happen. Yeah. Plan X was like, Jussie has to take the stand. Now plan Z
00:37:22.900
is another fake hate crime within the fake hate crime. Yeah. And so, um, basically
00:37:28.420
what it sounds like is there was a sidebar and I think the sidebar, this defense
00:37:31.860
attorney asked for a mistrial and the judge did one of these like, what? Like
00:37:35.360
a mistrial? And it's like, he had simply been extremely surprised at what
00:37:38.700
attorneys requested during the sidebar. So he maybe did like an animated flinch
00:37:42.380
thing and it's like, he lunged at me. You lunged at me. You lunged at me. Your
00:37:46.380
honor. You lunged at me. You lunged at me. So it really is. What would that even
00:37:50.560
mean to lunge? Was he like, I almost knocked you out. What, what are you, I'm glad I
00:37:56.540
did it. What, what, what do you want? What do you want? What was the rule? Overruled.
00:38:02.760
Lifting the fist. I'm going to knock you out. This is like an old time, old school
00:38:06.660
Chicago judge. And it's just like, they're making a mockery. Anything to destroy
00:38:11.700
justice. It's just needs to be the, the good guys quote, good guys win and the bad
00:38:15.600
guys lose. And they obviously have who's who backwards. Yep. Let me look at me. Let
00:38:20.620
me look through some of the other things. Um, just really quick. So Jesse is, um, you
00:38:27.700
know, he's like, that guy's gay. We were smoking weed, driving around. I wasn't plotting
00:38:31.500
the thing. So he's like admitting to these lesser crimes and like just smearing everybody,
00:38:35.840
um, just to kind of like maybe get away with probation and we'll see. I hope he doesn't,
00:38:42.320
but you know, he's got no criminal record per se. So it's like, you don't usually go
00:38:46.520
to jail your first time unless you do something really bad, which I would consider this really
00:38:51.800
bad. Yeah. Especially if you planned it with Kamala Harris or something. And Don
00:38:56.380
Lemon, you guys had a group chat. Love to see those texts. We had a group chat and
00:39:00.440
that was the idea. Noose bleach. But yeah, well, I mean, we'll see what happens. I'm
00:39:04.960
going to guess a slap on the wrist, no real justice, maybe community service, but this
00:39:09.280
guy's a Muppet and you know, we, I'd love to see him just fade into obscurity and never
00:39:15.500
matter again. That's kind of what he was. That what he was before this was he? I think
00:39:20.580
he was on a TV show. Yeah. He was on empire, but did he get off of empire because of this?
00:39:26.220
Yes. Before like he got, this happened and then he got fired from empire. Yes, I think
00:39:30.180
so. Well, that's good. And then maybe they brought him back. Something came, something
00:39:33.580
went up and down, but I think he's getting, they try to trot him out. Like it really happened.
00:39:37.780
Yes. Imagine that. So he's just a laughingstock now, I guess. Imagine like fully lying like that.
00:39:44.440
Have you ever done that as like a kid coming to set and being like, thank you guys so much.
00:39:47.900
Like I'm like, that would, that's, that would be so hard to do. Have you ever like cheated or
00:39:53.300
anything like that? Like on a test or something to go, wow, Zach, you know, Richard Rappoy got
00:39:56.820
a hundred perfect score. And you're like, yeah. High score by 20 points. Well, some of those
00:40:03.840
things I didn't even teach the class yet. I know you have to be a bold faced, real narcissist,
00:40:08.340
socio nut, narcissist, socio nut to pull that off. Yeah. And that's what they have in their
00:40:13.660
arsenal. Oh, they wave him in to do hits like this here. How about this? The Osandario
00:40:19.220
brothers showing up to court and you haven't even seen this picture. Oh yeah. That's so
00:40:25.200
bad. Like what is that fit? What is that fit? But anyway, that's good stuff. That's a good
00:40:30.980
fit. Yeah. They're coming. That's Nigerian. That's Boko Haram shit. Yeah. That's, that's
00:40:36.940
Nigerian chic, Nigerian militant chic. All right. Hey, Christmas is coming. That might be
00:40:42.020
a look. That might be a look. All right. Um, so that's it. That's all we got on Jussie.
00:40:47.220
Jussie sucks. Who knows what's going to happen? Justice is almost dead. Yep. Uh, let's move
00:40:52.860
on. COVID lots of new COVID stuff. Did you see in Italy, a guy tried to use a fake arm
00:41:00.840
to get like this vaccine? Yeah, I did see that. What happens after like the nurse catches
00:41:07.800
him? It's like, Oh, this is rubber. And he goes, Oh yeah. Well, I got, I'm going to
00:41:13.620
go. Guess I'm off. It's like, yeah. You almost risk it where it's like, they might pin you
00:41:17.920
down and be like, all right, here's the real shot in the other arm. But it's like, you
00:41:21.580
go for the fake, it doesn't work. And then you just pack up your, your props. You start
00:41:26.600
doing your, you pack up your trunk that you brought in. It's like a prop comic, your
00:41:32.800
carrot top. Like she goes, this arm's fake. You go, you slept squirter with a little flower
00:41:42.300
thing. And then you go, all right, just do it on my leg. Then you pull off some fake,
00:41:45.460
like discolored leg. And I was like, Hey, sir, we're going to have to really inject you.
00:41:49.300
And it's like, all right, I'm just going to leave actually. Yeah. It's going to get out
00:41:53.700
of here. No one's in trouble. It's so funny. It's like, if you're going to fake something,
00:41:58.240
wouldn't you fake the vaccine card? Wouldn't you fake the signature or something? Not
00:42:03.860
the whole process with the fake arm. It's like a Borat thing. Here it is. Here's
00:42:10.740
good. My left one, you know, and then you have like an injury or something. So don't,
00:42:15.360
don't do the left. This one. Yeah. It's the fake arm. That's so good. Trevor Noah
00:42:20.440
had some, uh, was almost based for a second on COVID. And then obviously his rulers came
00:42:27.580
in. Let's see what he had to say. Oh yeah. Hmm. So on the one hand, almost all the Omicron
00:42:36.420
cases have been mild so far. But on the other hand, the guy who stands to gain millions of
00:42:43.760
dollars from new vaccines says we need new vaccines. Huh? If we don't make a new vaccine,
00:42:51.500
this disease could be with us Ferrari. I mean, forever. Sorry. I was thinking of something
00:42:56.500
else. Now look, I'm not saying that the CEO of Moderna is lying. I'm not saying that at
00:42:59.940
all. I'm just saying, I don't think he's the most objective source on this topic.
00:43:04.060
So he basically says it. He basically says like the, like, he has like a moment of clarity
00:43:09.320
with a moment of honesty or something. I don't know what it was. I think he was, this is it
00:43:13.820
right after like that video was right after the South Africa shutdown. I think he was mad
00:43:18.340
about that maybe like acting out. Yeah. And then he came out with that and then his, the
00:43:24.460
daddy boys did not like that. Yeah. The superiors, the people in charge did not like that. Yeah.
00:43:29.960
So they corrected course. I think they checked them a little bit. They had to have, they had
00:43:35.700
to have. And this is what he said after. Yeah. So obviously he's right. Like we shouldn't
00:43:40.640
be listening to the CEO of the company selling us the thing to tell us if we need the thing.
00:43:45.040
Isn't that like, sell me this pen. It's like, don't you need this pen? You got to write right
00:43:48.860
now. You need a pen that can be in a business scenario. You buy a pen a year for the rest
00:43:53.520
of your life. Yeah, exactly. It's like, okay, salesman. Um, and then, so he follows up the
00:43:58.800
next day, I guess this was on the daily show and this is the flip flop part. Yeah. This
00:44:02.560
is where he immediately backtracks and does, and he's a good boy and does what he's told.
00:44:06.680
So if we do, if, all right, give me a second. So he says, if we do need a vaccine,
00:44:12.800
I lost the accent. He goes, if we do need a vaccine for this new variant, it's not a
00:44:18.400
big deal. I don't understand people who are like, Oh, we got to get a shot every year
00:44:22.520
now. Yeah, man. To not die. You might need to take 15 minutes out of your year. Is your
00:44:28.100
life so busy that you don't have time for that? I guarantee you at some point in the
00:44:31.800
next year, you will walk by a CVS unless you live in the middle of a desert. Then maybe
00:44:36.100
it's a five minute walk to the CVS. Great, great bits, Trevor. Oh, you're so smart. I'm
00:44:42.300
so stupid. I want to die. I didn't walk past the CVS. Yeah. I, this, this is about life
00:44:48.700
or death and I don't care if I live or die, I guess is what it was, what it comes down
00:44:53.960
to. Yep. So that's like the, the backtrack overreact overcompensate. Hey, it's no big
00:45:00.300
deal. It doesn't take that much time. So get the booster every year. Like, yeah, time is what
00:45:05.040
we're all worried about. Yeah. I'll wait in the DMV for the, they'll kill me. They'll
00:45:09.420
screw me. I drove to Palm beach twice in four days. Yeah. The time is really what
00:45:15.000
everyone's hesitant about that. Oh, I can't find time in the day to get my yearly booster
00:45:19.460
for the thing that doesn't kill anybody. For the sniffles, for the sniffle media hijacked
00:45:25.120
and turned into something to wave in a new world order and did 10 years of damage in six
00:45:32.340
months. Everything was trending towards that anyway. Like people working from home, people
00:45:36.980
on their phone more being less social, uh, rich people getting richer, poor people getting
00:45:41.260
poorer, less people in faith, more people, you know, submitting to authority and the
00:45:46.200
government. And they just went, let's do that times it by 10 and we're going to do 10 years
00:45:51.900
of damage in half a year. Yeah. And that's basically what happened. Um, so question for you, when's
00:45:57.580
the last time you said something and then like the next day or two said exactly the
00:46:02.900
opposite or made fun of somebody for doing the opposite? Has that ever happened with you
00:46:08.580
or is that just TV people? Well, the only time I can think was the quick one 80 we did
00:46:15.100
with gyro meat. Yeah, that's true. But when we were pro gyro meat, we were, we weren't
00:46:20.440
lying. We weren't just saying that and not eating massive amounts of gyro. We got
00:46:26.440
ourselves sick from it. And then we changed our views based on experience. So over time
00:46:30.560
and experience, I don't think there's ever been a time where I fully one 80 and the whole
00:46:35.380
time I didn't believe one of, you know, what I was saying did the full reverse message.
00:46:39.700
So yeah, Muppet behavior, humiliating. He obviously had to get on his knees and grovel
00:46:45.680
and beg and yeah, he's one that really got exposed with COVID because he has a show and
00:46:51.360
he does his stupid jokes and everyone laughs. And that hot room is what makes those late
00:46:55.960
night shows like the laughing. Ha ha ha ha. And it's like, was that even funny? But
00:46:59.980
I guess everyone's laughing. So it's like a spell. It's like a confusing spell. Yeah.
00:47:04.900
It's like black magic. With the pacing and the timing and this is the bit. This is clearly
00:47:09.880
the time you're supposed to laugh. And then everyone laughs and then you have the accent
00:47:14.040
and it's kind of just like you're being led along. And when you hear the laughs, you're
00:47:18.720
laughing as like a reaction, not because you're laughing. Really? You're laughing because
00:47:22.840
everyone's laughing or you think it's funny because everyone's laughing. So that's what
00:47:25.860
he did. Then once they had COVID and he had to go like do it from his apartment, he was
00:47:31.000
like the least funny person ever. Like he would do his bits. Yeah. No laugh track, no audience.
00:47:35.660
And it's like, oh, you're just reading your show on, on zoom. That's a huge ask too. Like
00:47:40.640
obviously we do this kind of show and like with no audience. And can you imagine doing like punchline
00:47:48.160
jokes? Like we kind of riff and go back and forth or whatever doing like a punchline joke.
00:47:53.340
Why did the chicken cross the road to just looking at the camera? It's pretty sad. That's my nightmare.
00:47:59.080
So yeah. And imagine that's the show on your, on your channel. Like you have to pay him to do that.
00:48:05.160
Pay him a lot. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, it's horrible. Um, Billy Eilish as well. Can we stick on Trevor
00:48:13.340
for a second? Cause, um, I, when I was doing the research for the show and I was looking for these
00:48:17.380
assets and looking for like the pictures of him, I saw some leftists screaming at him that Trevor
00:48:21.680
Noah only dates white women. And so that, so he's getting it from both sides. He gets it from us,
00:48:26.360
flip flopper, idiot, Muppet, shill. And then he gets it from the left race trader, idiot, Muppet.
00:48:31.940
So is that just pure sellout? Like he just does, he just wants money. I think so. Money, power,
00:48:37.400
status. It's just, it's over. He's got what he wants and, and he knows whatever he has to stay in that.
00:48:43.160
Yeah. Scenario. Cause he could become like a powerful, influential person in their world.
00:48:49.660
So it's like, if you're willing to look past the fact that you make no sense and you're lying
00:48:55.820
and you're flip flopping as well, you can kind of like work through that and make it comedy and make
00:49:00.540
it a show. It's like what Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo do and CNN. So it's like he, he's identified
00:49:06.280
himself as a willing participant and as like a hitter where I go, I'm pretty good. People think I'm funny
00:49:11.120
and I'm down to say the stuff that makes no sense. So he's almost like trying to get picked
00:49:15.120
by the elite and propped up and he is already, but he knows that the facts aren't on his side.
00:49:22.040
And even as he continues, like both sides are going to hate him and he just wants to keep
00:49:26.160
getting fake elevated, fake consensus. Oh, he's funny. He's funny. He's funny. And he'll host some
00:49:30.960
things and get more powerful and they can rely on him because they, his entire foundation of how he got
00:49:36.420
there was built on that line. Exactly. So he can't be like, actually this vaccine stuff makes
00:49:41.020
no sense. Cause when he does, he has to correct himself within 24 hours. Yeah. It's like, it's
00:49:45.980
not like he was selling out Madison square garden every night. And then it's like, Hey, come on,
00:49:50.180
do the daily show. They basically gave him the daily show with a mediocre resume and said,
00:49:56.340
we own you now. Same with the S do our messages. Same thing where it's like, you're stuck. Cause like
00:50:02.160
to get into the thing you want to get into and to get the position of power, you have to prove
00:50:06.940
you're willing to play the game. And if you ever don't play the game, you're not in position of
00:50:10.260
power. So it's like, you're stuck in this cycle where you can only be successful if you lie
00:50:16.380
and do what they tell you and do what they tell you. And then if you live a whole life of lying and
00:50:20.180
doing what they tell you, you actually can't be successful because successful includes your own
00:50:24.100
mental health. Yeah. And at least I had money. At least I got the money. Yeah. I, at least I live on
00:50:30.720
Laurel Canyon. At least I live in a small house on Laurel Canyon. That's probably, you know,
00:50:37.260
you can get that house anywhere in the country for a 10th of the price. Exactly. So Hey, if that's
00:50:43.260
the life you want to live, go for it. I lived in LA. Not, that wasn't for me. Yeah. Figured that out
00:50:48.840
pretty quick. Um, also there was speaking of, you did said something about fake vaccines before a
00:50:54.380
vaccine. So you said, you said something about fake, uh, fake vaccine cards before. Yeah. There was a
00:50:59.020
thing where a guy did that and made some fake ones and he got 20 years in jail. Jesus. But you can go
00:51:05.500
like steal us from a store with no vaccine, go loot San Francisco, whatever you want. You can go do
00:51:10.660
drugs in New York at one of their facilities. They made for you to do drugs and you do heroin. Yeah.
00:51:15.300
So if anybody's looking to sell you a fake vaccine card or something, it's a fed operation. Don't fall
00:51:20.080
for it. Definitely a fed operation. And I'm sure they're going to crack down on it because the people
00:51:24.720
who would buy them are the unvaxxed and like Trump supporters, MAGA people. It's like an easy
00:51:29.320
political target where it's like anyone with a fake vaccine card is probably a Trump supporter.
00:51:34.300
Yep. So I do see them kind of cracking down on that. And that's why I will never have a fake
00:51:38.340
vax card and I will never advocate anyone get one. Yeah. I don't need a fake vax card because I
00:51:44.040
don't do vax card shit. Yeah. I don't do vax card shit. So moving on, uh, Billie Eilish as well as
00:51:51.020
getting in on the COVID muppetry. I saw that. Look at this. Look at this video she put out.
00:51:55.880
This is what, this is her message. Billie Eilish. The girl who, by the way, is clearly run by a
00:52:00.620
demon. She's admitted it. Industry plant type person. Industry plant run by a demon. Music
00:52:06.320
executive dad and probably something. And her brother is like her producer or something.
00:52:10.840
Satanic ritual person. Yeah, exactly. Same page. This is what she's saying about the vaccine.
00:52:15.180
I really, really urge you if you are not already vaccinated, please get vaccinated. It's not just
00:52:23.160
for you, you selfish. It's for everyone around you. Take care of the people around you, man.
00:52:28.740
Protect your friends, protect your children, protect your grandparents, protect anyone you
00:52:33.440
walk by. So my problem with that is like Billie Eilish, her fans are like 12. Her fans
00:52:41.680
are like the little girls and little kids. So it's like, get the vaccine, just do it.
00:52:46.180
Protect them. Protect your loved ones. Just get it. You're 12 years old. I know you're not at risk.
00:52:50.700
Just get it though. Yeah. Just literally that's it. Just do it. I know. Just do it. Just save lives,
00:52:56.980
protect people, save, you know, it makes no sense that children aren't at risk. Yeah.
00:53:02.560
And so, yeah, she's a Muppet. Everyone sucks. And I actually have a question. I have a perfectly
00:53:10.160
worded question that I think I just thought of this the other day and it really opened my eyes
00:53:15.980
right to the problem. Questions for our guest, Dr. Fauci, Jen Psaki, those types. When it comes to
00:53:22.640
potential treatments for COVID, right? Ivermectin, something that's been FDA approved for decades
00:53:29.300
and been given to like a billion people over time, had to be pulled as a potential treatment for COVID
00:53:36.000
because there's not enough data. That's what they said. They need more data. But at the same time,
00:53:43.620
there's a dangerous sentence. At the same time, they're encouraging everyone to get the vaccine
00:53:49.060
that's been out for less than a year or whatever, a year built in six months, eight months.
00:53:54.560
Everyone needs to get that vaccine in as many arms as possible. Is there not enough data for that?
00:54:00.460
No MRNA vaccine. Is that not like a new thing? Ivermectin seems like a low stakes, no big deal
00:54:05.520
thing. Let's keep that around for sure. Yeah. That works great. If not, you're not, you're not going
00:54:10.040
to get that sick from it, but no, no treatments vaccine for everybody. No data. The same people
00:54:17.420
that tell you there's not enough data that proves Ivermectin works and we can't risk it,
00:54:22.360
even though there's not many bad side effects. They'll tell you that out of one side of their
00:54:25.900
mouth and out of the other side, it's you all need to get vaccinated. Everyone needs to get
00:54:29.440
vaccinated. It's the best thing you can do. We don't need enough data for that, I guess.
00:54:33.520
Yeah. Data irrelevant. Yeah. So that kind of made me mad. Um, and yeah, I mean, he'd give you some
00:54:41.660
rat answer that was, well, we knowingly have data for this and not this. And it's just like,
00:54:48.260
rat boy's got good impressions today. Yeah. Let me know what you think. If the impressions are
00:54:52.040
working, I, I did a great Trevor Noah earlier. And then when we started here, I couldn't do it.
00:54:57.000
I was like Puerto Rican or something. I was like, yo Trevor, what's up Trevor? So you gotta get,
00:55:03.400
so you gotta ease into it. Yeah. So that's the world now. Yeah. No one, there's no freedom. No one has a
00:55:10.660
job. What do people do for, you know how the jobs are so bad? They sell NFTs. Well, yeah. Some people,
00:55:17.620
which is, you know, not a bad move. Um, but what does everyone do? You know how the jobs reports
00:55:23.160
keep coming out and there's no, and there's no, you miss it by 300,000. Yeah. And there's like so
00:55:27.900
many lower jobs than expected. And then like every time we go out, like we said at the Buffalo
00:55:32.580
wild wings, no one was working there. Yeah. I saw an ad on like, um, an influencers page that was
00:55:38.800
like, come work at UPS. We'll hire you in 30 minutes. I had one of those too. You'll get a, you get a
00:55:44.000
truck hired on the spot. Masks required. Yeah. Okay. So is it crazy or is it not? Like,
00:55:50.040
so it's like, there's so many jobs that need to be filled. No one's filling them. What are
00:55:55.880
people doing? They just stay home and deliver Uber eats to rich people. Everyone's doing like
00:56:01.120
these weird side hustles and make ends meet. Yeah. Nobody wants to do a traditional job
00:56:04.620
anymore. No one's working anymore. I don't know, man. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know
00:56:10.120
either. I can't figure it out. The labor market's very weird. Yeah. It makes no sense. The stock
00:56:14.980
market keeps going up. It's like the corporations are getting richer and everyone else is kind
00:56:19.320
of fucked. Yeah. And instead of sitting on that sinking ship, go look into crypto. Go
00:56:26.960
look into crypto. Careful. Yeah. We don't want to ever give financial advice. So obviously
00:56:34.140
everything on the show is not financial advice. I'm in no way a financial advisor. I just know
00:56:39.320
a sinking ship when I see it and our currency and inflation is not in the best place ever.
00:56:45.380
So you might as well take some money and go try to get dumb rich. So when everything collapses,
00:56:54.560
you're one of the rich people who get the delivery spooled over to you. Sorry. I wasn't paying
00:56:58.920
attention when he was talking, but disregard everything he just said. And that's probably
00:57:03.700
good advice. Yeah. Yeah. If you're scared of let's go Brandon coins and crypto, don't buy
00:57:09.500
it. Also, I wanted to get on the record. You know how you make bets? Yeah. Predictions,
00:57:14.140
bets, long shots. Yep. I have a long shot. I want odds that Twitter requires its users to
00:57:21.300
get vaccinated. It wouldn't make sense, but what they're doing doesn't make sense already.
00:57:28.040
Yeah. I'll go a hundred bucks, 10 to one. Yeah. That's easy. Those are decent odds. I don't
00:57:31.980
have faith that they won't do that. So you're probably thinking to yourself, why would a
00:57:36.300
company do that? It's so divisive. It makes no sense. You're on Twitter. It's online. Don't
00:57:41.300
count it out. Yeah. We've seen stuff like this. Don't count it out. Don't count it out at all.
00:57:46.620
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