EPISODE 013 CRINGE OF THE WEEK | TRANS WOMAN IN JEOPARDY | MORE COVID | FLECCAS (DOESN'T) SMELLS | LGB COIN
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1 hour and 5 minutes
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199.78006
Summary
A transgender woman is in jeopardy and she s doing fantastic. We have a cringe of the week, and leftist men are cutting their balls off literally this time. Plus, we rank the best new podcast of all time.
Transcript
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All right. Welcome back to Fluckus Talks, the podcast, episode 13. Today on the show,
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a transgender woman is in jeopardy and she's doing fantastic. The Omicron variant is here,
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so get tested so you know if you're sick or not. We have a really good cringe of the week
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and leftist men are cutting their balls off literally this time. It used to be figuratively.
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Now it's literally this and a whole lot more. It's Fluckus Talks, the podcast, episode 13,
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All right. Welcome back. After a fantastic week off, we spent some time with the family.
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Christmas break. We are back on the show and we actually kind of have to jump right into it.
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There's something that we need to talk about. We need to basically address. It's something that's
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very important to me and it's important that I share it with you guys. So a few weeks ago,
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Richard Rappaway and I were in town with some friends and I ran into a girl who was like,
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hey, Fluckus, big fan of yours. My boyfriend and I love your show. Can we take a picture?
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picture. So I said, of course, took a picture, had my arm around her. No big deal. Got the picture.
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Okay. Bye. I soon after realized I did not smell good. So if that was you, so if that was you who took
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the picture with me, I don't smell bad. I could have been sweating before that. I could have been
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playing basketball or something, but we weren't, we weren't playing basketball, but I could have been
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playing basketball. I could have been sweating. Uh-huh. So I'm just basically saying if that was
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you in the photo, Fluckus doesn't smell, offer me that grace that you would offer someone who
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just worked out or is just playing basketball. Okay. Is that fair? That's pretty fair. So I was
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thinking, obviously it's embarrassing. There's maybe some changes I can make. So maybe going forward.
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Like what? Deodorant? Showering? Just general self-care?
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I was going to say, I should start carrying a round of basketball. So people think that's why.
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Okay. There you go, buddy. That's reasonable. All right. Well, we're back. The best podcast of
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all time. I've been saying the best new podcast of all time, kind of to pay respect to people that
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came before us, the Rush Limbaugh's, the Charlie Kirk's, people who have like shows that are good and
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Ben Shapiro, people that have, you know, big audiences and continue to do it and perform.
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But to be honest, we've done 12. We've done 12. This is episode 13.
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12 is paying your dues. Like we were basically now on the same level. So we can cut the best
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new podcast of all time and just go to the best podcast of all time. Perfect. Is that too much
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of a jump too fast? I mean, someone's got to correct you and then we have a discussion about
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it. And then all of a sudden we're in the conversation and the best podcast of all time.
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Once you acknowledge us, we immediately become a player. So first place is Rush Limbaugh.
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God bless him. Rest in peace. Below that. It's up for grabs. It's a free for all. And we're in
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the mix. We're in the conversation. That's all we're saying. A hundred percent. I challenge you
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to, you know, tell me we're not better than your show. All right. Moving on. Cringe of the week.
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We have a fantastic cringe of the week. Um, there's a lot of cringe every week. I'm noticing a
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cringe uptick every week. It's hard. Yeah, exactly. It's hard. TikTok was like a big
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one that kind of exposed it. That lives of TikTok actually helped us a lot on this week
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in culture. They always do. So it's like, thank you for funneling us. All the clips we
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had to find. Same with garbage human. Yeah. Fantastic clips. And they're always on top
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of it. So this week's, uh, cringe of the week is this family that went to get ice cream.
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At the end where the lady goes again, again, that one lady's down to run it again. She's
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down to run it. If someone said, yeah, they would have ran it again. She was down to run
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it again. I get physically, I get like a physical response when stuff like this is happening.
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Yeah, me too. I can't handle it. I can't do stuff like that. But this was what makes me
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wonder, is this family unpinnable? Is this a strong family unit? They're all on board.
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There's not one kid who's like dragged there. Like, Oh, this sucks. Like ice cream. But how
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does this make them unpinnable? It's not because they're like morally courageous. They, like I
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couldn't go into an ice cream store and yell and do anything like that. I think this is like
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a sociopath family. Like I don't think unpinnable is the word. Well, they have no mass, which is
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based. Okay. True, true, true, true. They're, they're all in it together. There's not, there's
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no one who's like veering off course, like clearly dragged there. I don't know. I think this is a
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strong family unit and there may be unpinnable. It's cringe. Don't get me wrong. It's cringe.
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It's super cringe. And everyone, no one wants to be cringed. Everyone's saying, Oh, I'm not
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cringe. I'm not cringe. Most people are cringe and cringe isn't actually, isn't a necessarily a bad
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thing. Like you can't help it. If you're cringe, it doesn't disqualify you from being Chad or being
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unpinnable. So it's like, I think this is just like a, a Chad family who is cringe.
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They certainly don't care what anyone thinks. They're just going about their lives.
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And then like, is it the dad and the mom who are like, this is what we're up to. This is what
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we're doing. They had a dance with it. Yeah. Had a dance with the song. It was well choreographed.
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It was well executed. It went viral. They probably had a cue. They probably had like a
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cue like one, two, three, four. And then they sprung. Give me my ice cream. Um, here's
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the thing about this particular clip though. Like if you're going to go do like a social
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exhibition thing where you're singing or something, go to like the Christmas tree, like where
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just normal pedestrians are. I think there's something messed up about just encumbering
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a minimum wage worker at the ice cream shop with whatever scene you're about to cause.
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Yeah. Don't you think like that's a little messed up. You don't give people a choice.
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So I say with people that do like subway performances and it's like, now I'm stuck in the train car
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and this guy's doing flips and stuff and like getting money in the hat. Okay. Yeah. That's
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the worst. I was thinking like in the actual subway, like doing the drums or something in
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the car. Like I get what you're saying where it's like, you're kind of putting people through
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something that it's like, they didn't come to the ice cream store to get sung at.
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I used to take the train and people would just come in and like, they'd have like an open
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wound and they'd be like, hello. And it's eight o'clock in the morning. You're like commuting
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to work. Hello everyone. I just need $20 to get to the clinic. I was just released from
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prison. I can't, I can't handle that at 8am. I'm sorry guys.
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I can't do that either. And I don't appreciate when people put me through that kind of stuff.
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Yeah. Um, so I guess the jury's still out. Are they cringe? Are they sociopaths? All the
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above? Are they based? Are they Chads? I think a little bit of everything is where the Venn
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diagram meets. I think it's a Chad move to be able to do that. You can't, I agree with
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you, but I go sing a song. I'm not Chad enough to do that. I'm sorry. Very true. But I think
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it's, I think we're confusing words here. We're conflating definitions and it's really just
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a socio nuts thing to do. Sociopath, sociopath, father, theater, mother, narcissist, maybe
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narcissist, sociopath, homosexual father. The mom's a theater person. The kids are a little
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mix of both. Now I get it. Yeah. Now I feel bad being mean to this family. They, I don't
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know. They're probably a nice family. Hey, we're just kidding. But do not. Dad's not gay.
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That was the too far. That was the too far. No one's gay. But if the family somehow sees
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this, please don't do that again. Yeah. Please. And if you're going to do something like that,
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do it for your family. Don't do it for the ice cream minimum wage guy. Yeah. Put it, do
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it on home video and watch it yourselves. Don't put it anywhere else. And also if you're
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in the family, please don't reach out to me. I would be too uncomfortable to talk to you
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after doing this part of the podcast, kind of roasting you. And it wasn't a roast. So
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please don't talk to me. But that stuff was cringe and you guys should. You guys are nuts.
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Re-examine. Nuts. Re-examine. And the kids are basically good public speakers already, which
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is great setting them up for life. Confident kids. Confident kids. So.
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So protect the children. How was your Christmas with your rap boy?
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It was good. I went home to Chicago, hung out with family, got some good gifts. As soon
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as I landed in Chicago, Lori Lightfoot announced a vaccine mandate. So doubt I'll be going back
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to the actual city anytime soon. Got some good gifts. This is actually a gift that I got.
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Wow. For the audio only people, it's, what is it called?
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A crochet. When you have like a little circle of fabric and then you knit into it.
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Are you so into it and it's sewn unpinnable in a lovely script?
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Probably on Etsy, but my sister got that for me.
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As it should. I had a nice time at home. It's on my family. I actually, same thing. New York
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is ground zero for COVID stuff. They're always overreacting. I didn't go to the city. I stayed
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in Long Island where it's a little chiller. You never went to the city once?
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No. I flew into JFK. What are you going to do? I mean, go to a bar.
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Yeah. Get wrestled down by minimum wage workers again.
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For not getting the vaccine. That doesn't matter because everyone's still getting sick,
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but I have to get the vaccine so I don't get sick, but I can get sick if you got the vaccine.
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So yeah, I didn't want to wait in line to find out if you're positive or not with other
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Yeah. You got to stand in line in the cold with other people who think they're sick to
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find out if you're sick. And if in that process of going every day to get tested and standing
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out in the 20 degree weather, you probably would get sick like a flu or a cold. So it really
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is just like a land of make no sense. Yep. But I enjoyed it. I actually have a three-year-old
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relative who not going to specify, not going to specify just out of respect to the family.
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For sure. Um, but I have a three-year-old relative who I had fun, uh, playing games with,
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got her some fun gifts, got her a rocket set where you jump on the thing that shoots a rocket.
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It's pretty cool. Cool. I had one of those. Yeah. It was eight for ages five and above.
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She's three, but advanced kid. Yeah. We're leaning into it. Good. Um, and then also I was playing
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board games with her connect four. Okay. It was pretty fun. It's just like, I quickly, I'm
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going to play connect four. And I'm like, Oh yeah. Connect four done. And then I quickly
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realized that a child has no idea how to play a game. Did not know any versus you. We're
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adversaries in this game. I'm yellow. You're red. I go. Then you go. This is heads up.
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Uh, one-on-one. We're not painting a pretty picture with the connect. Exactly. We're trying
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to get four in a row. You're trying to block it. I'm going to actually dominate you. Yeah.
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So it was basically, you have to like, no, like put it in this and it goes all the way down
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to this spot. So it was, it was kind of like a lot of explaining. Yeah. And I quickly realized
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like how little children, it's like a clean slate. They don't know anything and not even
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where to start. Yeah. So it was fun. But by the time we got not even adversarial, they
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don't even know. It's like adversarial. It's like me against you versus, uh, you want to
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win. I want to win as well. Only one, you know, it's like, you don't teach that in preschool
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these days. So you learn it from Fleckis talks. Uncle Fleckis teaches that. Uncle Fleckis,
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he just gave up. It's over. We lost it. Um, so yeah, it was fun. And by the time we actually
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got to the game itself and like figured it out and played a couple of rounds where everyone
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knew what they were doing, we're just so tired of connect four at that point. Yeah. You
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can, you get connect four is like, you get two reps at it and it's over. Yeah. Right.
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And then she's like, do you want to play shoots and ladders next? And I was just like,
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no, I can't, I can't do a clean slate. Explain shoots and ladders. Start from zero again.
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Explain the entire game. Exactly. So moving on. Um, but Christmas was good. Christmas was
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good. We took a break. We're back. Yeah. We're fantastic. We're happy to be back. Everyone's
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off this week or we're not. We're back in Florida. We're grinding. We're grinding. We
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barely made it back to Florida. It feels like there's going to be like a vax mandate. We'll
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get to that later, but Fleckis keeps having this fear that he's going to, there's going to
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be like a domestic travel vaccine mandate while he's a thousand miles away. So that's
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his biggest fear. And he's like, well, what am I going to do if that happens? I'm like,
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come on, drive back. I don't know. So moving on. Remember a few weeks ago on the show, we
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talked about how I don't like pit bulls. I don't think they're great dogs. I think there's
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too many of them and they're violent and they tend to be violent and people don't know how
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to control them. I remember. We're not going to get, we're not going to dig the thing up.
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We're not going to hit the hornet's nest again. No dead horse beating. We already were.
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The horse got bit. Yeah. The horse bites. You're in the hospital. Um, so yeah, I'm not
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going to do the whole thing over again, but we basically been vindicated since we did that
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show. Then there's so many news articles came out about pit bulls and how aggressive they
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are. Matt Walsh did a thing. I saw that. Yeah. Does that sound familiar to you? Well, maybe
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he saw this and then decided to make a video himself. He must've. That's what it looks like
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he did. Yeah. And then I saw another one. Kid needed 70 stitches or something. Yep. Exactly.
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So basically here on the show, we're so tuned in that we're like writing the future's history.
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Yeah. Does that make sense? It's kind of like a precog. Like we're in that movie with Tom
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Cruz. Minority report? Yeah. Minority report. Where we know what's going to happen? Yeah.
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So basically that's kind of how it feels. We're like, we speak something and it becomes reality.
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We saw it with the vaccine. Everything we talk about basically comes true. And that's kind
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of how powerful this show is. Yeah. You know, it's the best show of all time now. And we're
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getting into our predictive stuff. Exactly. And it's all becoming true. And all I'm going
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to say is this, for the people who like the pitbulls, before you get mad, before you get
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in the comments and start getting hateful and coming at me, let me offer you this. 15% off
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I don't have a lot of trust in pitbulls as a whole. But if you're a pro pitbull, it's actually
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Jerry. 15% off. It's basically free. Moving on.
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You should get one. Wear it to the dog park. Yeah. Just kind of send a message. I'm with
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my Rottweiler but you're the problem. Exactly. So yes. Moving on. I saw the other day a video.
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You've probably seen these videos. It was like a Christmas time video where like the girlfriend
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gives the boyfriend who's colorblind like a pair of the glasses. Yes, yes, yes. And then he
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puts it on. And he's like, oh my God, that's green. Exactly. And he puts it on and he's like,
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this is what seeing color is. And hold on. I'm not convinced that it's even right. I think they
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might just brighten everything up, but I'm not convinced that corrects everything. Oh, interesting.
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Unfounded. Totally unfounded. But it's like, this is what seeing color is? It's like, maybe. Yeah.
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Approximately, I guess. I don't know. So because you're taking the word of a colorblind person who's
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like, yeah, this is it. And it's like, he doesn't know what the baseline is or what reality
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is. So true. Right. Wow. That's blue. It's like, what does it look like? Exactly. You
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can't describe in words. Yeah. So we've seen these videos. We see these like every few months
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go viral where the colorblind person, honestly, I'm just going to say it. The colorblind adult
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who in this case was over 30 years old is now getting the colorblind glasses for the first
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time so they can see color going forward. And I'm asking this question. What took so
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long to get the glasses? Yeah. The glasses are $300. Are they? Is the answer? I'm 30
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years old and didn't want to splurge on $300 so I could see normal and I was just going
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to go colorblind my whole life. Was that the plan? I guess they don't know what they're
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missing. I don't know. That's why I don't get like every time it's like a person on their
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wedding day or person who's 30 and a person who opens a Christmas gift. And it's like
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you're 30 years old. The glasses are $350. You're colorblind. You can't see. You could
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have just bought the glass. You could have just splurged. And if anyone says, oh, not
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everyone has $350, you can find $350. If you're colorblind. You have a car. That one
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video took place in a car and the guy's driving. So I don't know. That's a heartwarming
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thing, but I really don't understand what's slowing people down. If you saw, if you knew the
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glasses worked and you're like 12, it's like, okay, cool. I'm going to save up 300 bucks
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to get those glasses. A kid could do it. The other piece of that is you never tried someone
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else's on. Like you never got to like toss them on once and go, whoa, now I'll decide
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if I'll buy it or not. It's just, you went from zero to a hundred. The barrier to entry
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was $300 and now people are crying because wait, you got me, you got me the glasses where
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I can see color. Oh, you start crying. You didn't have $300. It's going to make me cry.
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Do people, you have a beard. You can't get $300 together in your whole life. You can't
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scrap together 300 bucks so you can see forever.
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Well, that's another question is do when people get these, do they just wear them a couple
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of times ago? Oh, that's cool. I'll toss them on for the sunset. Or do they wear them
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Yeah. I'd want, I want, there's different versions. There's sunglasses, there's
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transitioners, there's the clear with like a little tint to them. Okay. If you want to
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see color, you can see color. And if the answer, if the reason you didn't this whole time was
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because you couldn't find 350 bucks, maybe it's something some people get to miss out
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on. It's pretty ruthless right after Christmas.
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Well, Christmas is over. Yeah. It's actually the furthest day from Christmas you can get.
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Well, and in those videos, those types of videos, I've seen a new one of those go viral
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like every year, probably for the last like 15 years. So if you're colorblind, someone probably
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would have sent you that video 10 years ago. So you would have had plenty of time to consider
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If you're colorblind, if I was colorblind, the first thing I would be thinking was how do
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I fix this? How do I get my hand on a pair of these glasses? Where are these glasses made?
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How much does it cost? How much do I need to save? It's like, it gets solved pretty quick.
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That's true. You are an addicted online shopper though.
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Yeah. So that's a different, it's a different, uh, level. I think you're saying, but imagine
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like not experiencing seeing color because $350 doesn't make sense.
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Was the barrier to, if you're driving like a Ford escape, it's like you could have got
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a Toyota camera. You could have got a Toyota camera. You could have got a Honda civic.
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You could have got something less and saved a thousand dollars. You know what I mean?
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It's like, you clearly splurged a little bit. Finance it. Yeah.
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Pay $20 over a year. Steal them. Yeah. Whatever. It's just like, I just don't understand how people
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can cry over a $300 gift that they couldn't give themselves. It's just, I don't know. Maybe
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it's a victim thing. Maybe they need someone to come up with a $300 gift for them because
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they don't want to give it to themselves. I don't know. I don't want to dig into it anymore,
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but good questions though. Good questions. Yeah. My thing is how are like, shouldn't every eye
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doctor kind of have a pair of those on hand and be like, Oh, Hey, we just tested you. You're
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colorblind. Want to look through the cool glasses. It'll be your first time seeing color. Yeah.
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That's what I think. I'm not about the spending. I'm just about the access to like trying them on
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once. Yeah. Where do these people get off? There's a gap. There's a gap that needs to be filled.
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There's a disconnect and there's a, there's an old way of thinking, I guess that needs to be
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extinct. People need to realize it's like if I had, I think some people don't even know they're
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colorblind. Oh, dark. Interesting. Right. I think, I don't know. Don't you have to take a test where
00:20:35.560
it's like a 17 is in the circle and it's like green, green, green, green, green, green. And then
00:20:39.900
like light yellow and colorblind people can't see it. They just go, that looks like a blob. And I'm like,
00:20:45.660
all right, that's 10. Yeah. That's a, Oh, interesting. So some people
00:20:49.020
don't even know. The people who get the gift of the colorblind glasses know they're colorblind.
00:20:52.260
For sure. Okay. All right. I thought you debunked me for a sec. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm
00:20:56.840
just adding context. Those people who get the gift and cry still make no sense. All right. Moving
00:21:00.980
on. Fair opinion. Another gift that keeps on giving. Colorblind commenters are going to be
00:21:05.380
pissed. Yeah. You guys, you and the pit bull people can team up. Go talk to each other. Just get mad at
00:21:12.080
each other over the show. Uh, another gift that keeps on giving Amy Schneider is a Jeopardy champion.
00:21:19.640
Uh, she's the most winningest woman Weber in Jeopardy. Uh, Amy Schneider is a transgender person
00:21:27.640
who was a male at one point and is now a female. And just like we see in sports, just like we see in
00:21:32.980
everything. When a man does the woman's thing, obviously men are smarter. We can think faster.
00:21:38.640
We're more logical. We have a larger brain, quicker thumbs, quicker thumbs, ability to learn more
00:21:44.580
knowledge, easier and no good stuff. Women. Not so much. This is actually kind of a sad one for
00:21:51.160
women. Like, yeah, the winningest woman in Weber is now, is now a man. It's now Amy, a Amy
00:21:59.940
Schneider, a woman, a perfectly looking woman, 100% woman. She's definitely a lady.
00:22:08.640
Um, yeah. So we're not going to get in trouble, but that's what it is. Um, and it kind of just is
00:22:15.440
interesting that now that's the new thing. And I just kind of sad for women. It's like, uh, you
00:22:22.100
know, Oh, for swimming, it's like he beat the record by 38 seconds. That's unfair. And it's like,
00:22:26.340
this is just a trivia quiz show. The man is cleaning up. Yeah. The woman is cleaning up. Yep. Exactly.
00:22:34.840
Uh, and then also there's something I want to get on the record. I'm not going to accuse anyone of
00:22:39.140
anything, but Amy Schneider gets a lot of daily doubles. You think it's an inside job scenario?
00:22:46.240
Like, uh, the, a group of the people, the left, whatever for years said there was collusion
00:22:54.260
between Trump and Russia. And that was, and I think Jennings himself was a never Trump or nut job.
00:23:01.020
I'm sure he was. And there was the idea of collusion floated around and everyone believed
00:23:06.160
it without real evidence. No evidence. Pencil neck Adam Schiff, no evidence ever presented.
00:23:10.320
I think there's collusion. I I'll get as much evidence as they had for Russia, which is kind
00:23:15.460
of just my gut, hopes and dreams, which is actually better than theirs. Cause their gut was, you know,
00:23:22.240
that was based on lies and propaganda from the media. I'm watching it and I'm seeing her and
00:23:26.500
and she's up by a few thousand bucks and she picks a random one. Oh, it's a daily double again.
00:23:31.100
Okay. So you, all you need to do is basically pay someone to do a little dossier research or
00:23:35.820
something and then leak that to yourself or your friends. I think it's actually worse than that.
00:23:40.860
Cause the paying someone would be Amy Schneider is going on offense, trying to win jeopardy.
00:23:45.380
I think people are like, Oh, it's good that we have a transgender person on jeopardy.
00:23:50.040
Let's make her like a streak winner. Let's keep this going. And the, the, the guilt, the leftist,
00:23:56.920
the liberal way of thinking, where you have to like fix past wrongs, transgressions, and this is
00:24:03.060
progressive. And now there's a trans winner who's the winningest person. We're going to make the,
00:24:08.020
the playing field, not even to make up for lost time. And they're giving her the answer to where
00:24:12.920
all the daily doubles are. Yeah. It's like affirmative action. It's affirmative action for this.
00:24:17.220
So that's kind of where I think things are on jeopardy right now. I don't trust Ken Jennings.
00:24:23.480
I don't trust that other lady with the glasses. Yeah. I don't trust any of them. None of these
00:24:27.660
people. They're not my people. I'm a, I'm a Pat Sajak guy. I'm a wheel watcher, but I do. We watch
00:24:33.400
jeopardy. I love jeopardy. We watch jeopardy. So part of it is for seeing Amy Schneider, what she's up to
00:24:39.980
and what she'll do next. We're definitely checking in on that story. Amy Schneider, Amy. Um, and then one,
00:24:47.220
one time we were watching an Amy Schneider episode and the answer to one of the questions was Amy
00:24:52.280
man. Yeah. Right. She goes like, uh, who this author wrote, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And
00:24:57.280
she goes, Amy man. And her name's Amy. And she's a man. And then that same round, one of the answers
00:25:05.840
was Sodom and Gomorrah. Oh my God. I forgot about that too. Amy knew the answer to that. She got the
00:25:10.900
right answer on Sodom and Gomorrah. So he, yeah. So Amy is smart. Don't get us wrong. Don't get us
00:25:15.380
wrong. Yeah. But it's like a smart individual, but it's like, do you ever meet a smart girl?
00:25:19.960
No. So it's like, I guess it's just like swinging on people this episode. This is like Christmas
00:25:25.800
coming back. Oh man, this is the slow week where there's no content but ours. And we're swinging
00:25:30.720
for the fences. Um, I'm kidding. Women are smart. Of course, of course there's doctors and
00:25:36.080
stuff. So someone should probably beat Amy man or Amy Schneider. Dark bro. But yeah,
00:25:42.160
Amy Schneider is very smart and very capable, uh, and very good at Jeopardy. So tune in.
00:25:49.740
Yeah. And I'm not saying there's a genetic or competitive advantage. It's just button
00:25:53.540
clicking. So they're going to give her a million bucks. She's made like 800 grand. Yeah. Um,
00:25:57.960
so yeah, I am not a transphobe. This is the transphobe song in case you are.
00:26:06.080
One of the things I think for Jeopardy, it's like Alex Trebek is gone now, right? He passed
00:26:18.620
away. RIP to a great. And I think they're just letting more streak winners happen. They like
00:26:26.860
want people on streaks. They, I think that's better for ratings. I bet. So I bet. Remember
00:26:32.540
that nerdy guy who was like from long Island or Brooke or whatever? And he was like, Oh, hello.
00:26:36.960
Uh, yes. He went on a killer streak. Now we got, yeah. Matt Amodia, Matt Amodia. Now we got, uh,
00:26:43.180
now we got Amy, big aim, big aim, big aim, taking aim streak. Yeah. Take an aim at all those women
00:26:49.660
records. Wow. She should start swimming. All right. Moving on. She should just join college and
00:26:57.940
join the Penn swim team. There you go. We don't know what we should. We can't say no. She's got
00:27:05.680
eligibility. Uh, she never played in college. She's like 60 years old. That's the next level
00:27:11.280
is old men. Yeah. Playing college. Going back and having a fun run at it. Um, speaking of trans
00:27:19.020
interest, a fun run at it, just having fun. All-star game. It's like the home run derby. It's like,
00:27:25.300
I'm going back and I'm playing women's baseball. Yep. Uh, lacrosse, like an 80, 80 mile an hour.
00:27:34.420
Just killing people. Oh man. Uh, interesting. Another speaking of trans, which we constantly
00:27:39.880
are another interesting, we're obsessed with trans people. They just keep dominating. Talk
00:27:46.420
about them and they just go out with them and kiss them. Good night or whatever. Drive them home,
00:27:52.320
give them flowers, whatever. Just fucking, we treat them right. All right. So another trans
00:27:59.300
thing. Interesting. Speaking of trans, um, actually I don't want to say speaking of trans
00:28:04.720
gives it away. Speaking of Muppetry and then we'll end it with the trans. Okay. So if you've
00:28:09.660
listened so far, you kind of know what's coming. The matrix, the new one came out. Yep. And
00:28:15.160
this one, they're like, I saw an article that was like the matrix directors are trying to reclaim
00:28:20.220
the red pill from the right. And the direct matrix is a great movie. The major, the original matrix
00:28:24.960
trilogy was awesome. Exactly. And that's the key differentiator. The, I saw the movie. Yeah. I
00:28:31.580
saw it. I didn't see it. The new one was bad. It was, I'm not, I don't want to say bad, but you
00:28:37.600
know, mediocre convoluted, I guess like a lot of storyline that we didn't need. And then it's like,
00:28:42.940
all right, show me the action scenes. The sick fight scenes is what I'm here for. And everyone
00:28:47.300
looking cool. He's got the glasses that don't have any of these things. You know, he's got
00:28:51.760
the coat, the leather coat. They look sick in the, in the 1999 version.
00:28:56.980
It's interesting because the matrix in the 90, in the nineties basically predicted or like
00:29:01.780
kind of like showed behind the curtain of like what's really going on. And then to release
00:29:05.620
one in 2021, mid pandemic, that's in quotes, if you're in the audio only in the pandemic,
00:29:11.640
middle of the pandemic, releasing the new matrix. Like if you were continuing the trend of exposing
00:29:18.160
the people to deeper truths, you'd really have a nice opportunity to do a matrix pandemic
00:29:24.320
movie. Here's what we tell the people to keep them compliant. And then it's like, you know,
00:29:29.660
a little bit of fear goes a long way online, but now it's like, it doesn't matter. You have to show
00:29:36.140
a VAX passport to go see the matrix. Some do. Yeah. Some do. So it's basically over. And
00:29:41.420
the matrix was more, like you said, there was more storylines you didn't need. They didn't,
00:29:46.460
they didn't take it to the next level. Like everyone hoped. Doogie Howser was in it. The
00:29:50.600
not good. He came out of nowhere. Yeah. So it was mediocre. It is what it is. And here's an
00:29:55.960
interesting fact that kind of ties back in. Originally the matrix, the ones that were good
00:30:01.220
were done by the, what's it called? The director brothers, the Wachowski brothers, the Wachowski
00:30:05.120
brothers. Since the original, the Wachowski brothers have both become transgender. This is
00:30:11.400
not a joke. And now it's the Wachowski sisters. I was trying to search the Wachowski brothers
00:30:16.700
and then Google auto filled sisters for me. So now they're with the Wachowski sisters and
00:30:21.960
they're basically proving our point that male directors are better than women directors.
00:30:25.900
Cause the matrix is a perfect example of that. And I guess the Wachowski got worse.
00:30:30.380
The movie got worse, but now maybe the Wachowski sisters are the best woman director of all
00:30:34.860
time. Cause there's probably a big grossing movie, a big weekend. They probably made over a billion
00:30:38.900
bucks or whatever. Yeah. Now the Wachowski sisters are the best directors ever. Yeah. It's
00:30:43.060
Lana and Lily Wachowski now. Yeah. Doubt. So I guess now they're the best. It's so funny
00:30:50.500
because they were literally known as the Wachowski brothers. Like that was their branding and their
00:30:55.240
name. They did it all together. The Hodge twins. Now they're separated. Now it's Mike Hodge.
00:31:00.080
Now the Hodge sisters. But yeah, it's so it's crazy. A total rebrand and the movie fell flat.
00:31:08.400
The movie got worse. And, but still they're the best woman directors of all time. Probably
00:31:15.260
based on the dollars. Sorry. There are some good women directors, right? Sisterhood of the
00:31:21.100
Traveling Pants. Is that the only girl thing you know? I don't even, yeah. I don't even know
00:31:26.360
if it's directed by a lady. It probably was. Okay. Had to be. So sorry about that. Ladies.
00:31:32.480
Another case of another L. He took another L. Another L for the ladies. Another W for the men.
00:31:38.120
Catherine Bigelow. Catherine Bigelow is a good director. She did, uh, I think maybe Zero Dark
00:31:43.580
30 and a couple others. Oh, very cool. That one sniper movie. Um, The Hurt Locker and Zero
00:31:50.320
Dark 30. Very cool. Yeah. Catherine Bigelow is my favorite. She's my favorite too. Good
00:31:54.200
for her. And men keep doing the secret plan of pretending to be a girl to go win the sports.
00:31:59.400
It's all about winning. So yeah, boys keep it up. It's so easy. We're crushing it. It's
00:32:03.580
the wild west out there. Yep. The secret plan is really working. They have no rules in place
00:32:08.200
yet. We can dominate. You don't even have to pretend to win by a little bit. Just win by
00:32:12.720
over a minute. Like the guy in pen does. Patriarchy. Patriarchy. Uh, this is our plan. Yeah.
00:32:20.160
This is our plan to take over. Um, women's sports. Yep. That's the final frontier. That's
00:32:26.660
what we've wanted. Do you think if you went to, Hmm, I think I just cracked something. I
00:32:32.260
just thought of this. Okay. If you bought, let's see if it translates. If you bought courtside
00:32:37.280
seats to a woman's MW NBA game, it's cheaper than an NBA game. Of course. And if you take
00:32:44.540
a photo at a certain angle with no players, you're just at the United center courtside.
00:32:49.680
Exactly. So, so I think we just discovered a hack. Okay. I think we just discovered a
00:32:55.300
hack. That's basically the version of like sitting on a private jet. That's like a photo
00:32:58.980
booth. Yeah. Like looking out the window, like man, stocks went up this year. Keep grinding
00:33:03.740
and then you get off and it's like next. It's like an LA influencer. There's like ashtrays in
00:33:09.140
the, in the seats. Look at their old seats. They use it. It's like people, they still have
00:33:13.360
those on planes. Um, okay. Moving on. No, that's a good one. That's a good idea. That
00:33:17.980
was a good idea. Knock a few bucks, huh? Knock a few bucks. I just thought of that. Um, I just
00:33:23.580
saw an article the other day, uh, dangerous men, uh, dangerous trend where men don't want
00:33:28.540
to date woke women. Oh no. It's pretty scary. And there's so many woke women. So exactly.
00:33:36.340
And like now that's dangerous. Of course, dangerous to the movement that people don't want to date
00:33:41.340
the people with their armpits and the mustache on purpose. Yep. It's dangerous. Now it'll be an
00:33:45.540
insurrection in three months. Exactly. What's all trending towards insurrection. Um, and then on
00:33:51.100
the other side of things, there's the Washington post article, uh, about people who were protesting
00:33:56.360
the abortion ban in Texas or the abortion law in Texas and men are getting vasectomies in solidarity
00:34:02.820
with the women. And the quote was the procedure was a total relief. Almost like the COVID shot.
00:34:09.780
I feel safe now. They have to bring up the COVID shot. They have to, I feel safe. Yeah. I just want
00:34:15.400
to be nestled. I just want to be safe and protected. Oh no bad stuff. Yeah, exactly. The COVID shot.
00:34:21.760
That's what you feel safe. It's the only reason you feel safe is number one. You literally cut your
00:34:26.160
balls off. Yeah. You, your vast deference is now snipped, tied off. And so nice number. That's why
00:34:31.480
you feel cauterized. And number two, the shot, it's like you feel safe because you're not an enemy
00:34:36.480
of the state. You're not a wanted man now because no one's coming for you. I'm going to wrestle you
00:34:41.880
in Applebee's and no one's going to try and steal your job. You cut your balls off and you got the
00:34:46.700
shot. They told him, of course you're, you feel safe. That's the problem. Yep. The safety feeling safe
00:34:52.480
is actually the problem because in that process you submit to an authority that does not have power
00:34:58.420
over you. Not God. It's the government, Dr. Fauci. So that safe feeling you got is actually very
00:35:03.980
temporary and you're just a pawn. You want to hear something additional about that quote? Of course.
00:35:08.120
The procedure was a total relief, almost like the COVID shot. Like I'm safe now said Gress who works
00:35:13.260
in higher education. Great. Always. It's always someone who's. Yep. That's just teaching. Even Jerry,
00:35:20.760
the Rottweilers guys nuts. And then the extent, the extension on this quote is I wanted to man up
00:35:26.300
like, this is all just like a crafted like PR piece. And that's something you would hear in
00:35:31.500
like the Babylon B or the onion. And it's like a, and then you look, Oh, actually that's like a fake
00:35:36.180
article, blah, blah, blah. Cause the quote's so ridiculous. That was in Washington Post. This
00:35:39.820
is the Washington Post. That was real as fuck. What a joke. Yeah. So that's how you feel safe. If you
00:35:45.820
guys want to feel safe, go get vaccinated and cut your nuts off. Get your dick lopped off.
00:35:50.060
The whole dick. Not just the balls. Get the shaft gone too. Everything gone. You don't
00:35:54.500
deserve it. Go on Jeopardy. You'll be better than the ladies. That's sad. But yeah, that's
00:35:59.860
what we're up against, which is kind of great. It's easy. It's easy. Cause if only they didn't
00:36:03.960
have control of the media and the higher education and everything else. So true. That we're fighting
00:36:08.220
for that we just let slip away. Thanks boomers. Yeah. Thanks boomers. What were you guys busy
00:36:13.560
doing? Letting them infiltrate. Doing whatever. But yeah, that's hilarious. I mean, in this article,
00:36:19.480
it's not like crazy, you know, the headline looks a lot worse, but one of the guys who
00:36:23.980
got a vasectomy, he's like a 45 year old with four kids already. It's like, okay, I'm not
00:36:28.560
against that, but like they make it seem like, well, the article with the abortion
00:36:32.780
ban, get your dick. Yeah. Sure. It gets tied. The article headline. I feel like some of these
00:36:37.640
articles, they do the headline like that just so it gets retweeted by right wing. So it goes
00:36:42.820
clicky clicky and it gets viral and we make fun of them because then they're still getting
00:36:46.740
their clicks. Yeah. And we are making fun of them and the articles open on my computer
00:36:50.840
right now. So you got a few hate clicks from us. You win this round. Let's see if you'll
00:36:57.140
finish us off. Let's see whose kids will beat whose kids. Oh, wait, you're done. Let's see
00:37:04.020
whose children win. Um, so we're kind of moving on to the COVID section. Omicron now is the big
00:37:09.260
thing. Everyone's got it. Even though they're vaccinated, so stupid, makes no sense. Before
00:37:13.580
we get into the COVID stuff, Richard Rappoy and I have noticed COVID is now an excuse for
00:37:20.020
people just to half-ass their jobs. Customer service and like the customer experience is
00:37:25.780
gone. It's just, and everything like it's just half delivered, half finished. And it's
00:37:31.800
just, yeah, like, you know, COVID is, you know, we got a pizza the other day. They didn't cut
00:37:36.140
the pizza. Yeah. We, it's like, I don't know what to tell people. I try to go to fly to
00:37:42.660
Phoenix for an event. I couldn't fly to Phoenix on any delay. And then this, and then there's,
00:37:48.480
we'll get you there tomorrow at six 45 in the morning. And it's like, it's like, it's two
00:37:52.320
o'clock right now. You can't put my meat bag body on the tube and send me to fucking Arizona.
00:37:58.540
And no, no airline can. We COVID will go. And it's like, so yeah, every time I order food or
00:38:06.580
something, there's always something missing. One time we got a food and the Uber eats driver
00:38:11.040
handed us a giant bag that said bag one of two written in permanent marker on it, bag one of
00:38:18.900
two. And he goes, here you go. Turns around and walks away. Did you not read it?
00:38:23.980
Oh, I didn't read it. COVID. Yeah. I couldn't do anything.
00:38:28.260
Yeah. I have my mask on. I don't know. I couldn't take it to the next level and know what one of two
00:38:32.520
means. This actually might be one where we need to source from the audience where if you have a bad
00:38:38.000
customer service story or some sort of like COVID cutting corner story, send it to us and we'll,
00:38:42.500
we'll read it because we'll read it. Yeah. This is a phenomenon. I think everybody's noticing
00:38:46.600
Buffalo wild wings. Like you're going to have to wait 20 minutes. Nobody's working.
00:38:51.660
It's small stuff, but unless you're at a service that's specifically meant to be like a high end
00:38:58.520
experience, you're not going to get it pretty much. Yeah. A hundred percent. Everything just felt
00:39:04.620
completely off. Everything feels off now. We said before I was in New York. Everything just
00:39:09.340
feels completely off. I don't feel safe in New York. And it's also interacting with the Karen
00:39:13.300
thing. Sorry to interrupt New York, but the whole Karen thing being a massive psyop to just get you
00:39:19.260
to have no standards. Like, Oh, don't complain about that. Don't be a Karen. It's like, well,
00:39:23.380
they forgot my, I ordered a lobster roll. There's no meat. It's like, don't be a Karen.
00:39:28.740
Yeah. We ordered Indian food and they forgot the non. I have nothing to run this butter chicken
00:39:33.280
through. What am I going to run through my butter chicken now? Yeah. Huh? Just eat it with the
00:39:37.900
fork. So yeah. If you had any customer experience nightmares, please send us a DM, send me a DM or
00:39:43.280
let us know in the comments too. Yeah. And then leave us five-star reviews if you're on Apple
00:39:47.420
podcast. Oh yeah. Just while you're there, while you're typing. And I know you can do a five-star
00:39:50.960
review too. Yeah. If you're, if you're typing and commenting and you haven't left the five-star
00:39:55.240
review, it's kind of stupid, but yeah. So we've been noticing customer service, everything's off.
00:40:01.840
Okay. And then it's just like, everything's like, like in New York, I don't feel safe in
00:40:05.500
New York. If I go to New York and I'm at a bar and someone gets in my face and fights
00:40:09.820
me and I, and I defend myself. Yeah. I feels like I'm going to be arrested, put in jail
00:40:15.120
and they're going to really go after me while people who burn the Christmas tree down or
00:40:20.440
punch an Asian lady just kind of get let go. Yeah. You don't get thousand dollar bail in
00:40:24.740
and out. Exactly. Let's look at this guy. Yeah. He's a threat, all this stuff. So I just like
00:40:29.520
completely don't feel safe in New York. I don't feel politically safe. And it's just
00:40:34.060
like, it's now more than ever. I'm just very happy and grateful to have made it back to
00:40:38.760
Florida. Me too. I felt like I was gonna get lost in New York, locked in New York.
00:40:43.340
I actually, when my flight back to Florida, I was sitting in first class. I booked first
00:40:49.280
class seat with miles. I was like, I'm traveling December 27th. It's going to be a crappy day to
00:40:54.120
travel. I don't want to be stuffed in a middle seat, whatever. So I'm drinking, drinking champagne
00:40:59.900
and stuff. Um, just normal first class stuff. And the flight attendant actually told me like,
00:41:06.940
sir, you need to put your mask back on in between sips. Does that seem like a good experience to
00:41:14.700
anybody? I have to be, I had it dangling and I'm like drinking mask between sips. Is that the CDC now?
00:41:21.740
Is that Fauci? I thought we had free-for-all once, once there's food and drink involved.
00:41:26.400
Now you're coming at me. So that was very disrespectful.
00:41:30.000
Sir, you need to listen to this lady and do the stupid thing that makes no sense that she tells you
00:41:35.460
to do. And it's like, okay, guess that, you know, I have to do that and put the mask on what that
00:41:41.080
little piece of paper that doesn't dissolve for 400 years, doesn't biodegrade for 400 years.
00:41:46.700
That's weird. There's so many of those now. Where are they? Are they in the landfill?
00:41:50.740
No. Oh, they're in the ocean? Yeah. Oh no. I thought we just did the straw thing. Well,
00:41:56.580
guess we'll start from zero. Like that's what these people. Exactly. I don't even throw my
00:42:00.860
mask out. I throw them in the ocean. Me too. I go over to the beach when I'm done. I crumble them up.
00:42:05.420
I go to the canal. Toss them in the ocean. Yeah. I saw a manatee wearing one the other day,
00:42:09.960
but it was kind of like, you know, suffocating it and strung across his face. It's blowhole.
00:42:15.180
Do manatees have blowholes? Uh, no. No. They're mammals. No. They really got a sea lion head.
00:42:21.140
I think like a walrus head without the teeth. They just got a little mouth. Yeah. We saw them
00:42:27.340
a couple of the other day. It was very nice. Uh, when I was in New York too, I also noticed that
00:42:31.440
every single thing is about the vaccine obviously, but like on TV, even like watching just regular
00:42:37.200
cable, it's like, there's a Christmas commercial and it's a kid who's like, all I want for Christmas
00:42:42.040
is the COVID vaccine. And it's like, parents get the COVID vaccine for the kids. Parents get your
00:42:46.880
booster. Like, Oh, and there's like some commercials that are like, have you had blood
00:42:50.380
clotting? Whatever, whatever, for whatever reason, if you had blood clotting, get, you know, whatever
00:42:57.360
involved in some class action thing. Yeah. Um, but yeah, everything's about the vaccine. They love
00:43:02.660
that so much over there. It's crazy. They're just obsessed. It's like a nice little, it's like,
00:43:07.900
aren't we almost at a high percent? Isn't our, aren't these leftist areas at a high percent? Vermont.
00:43:13.720
Yeah. Vermont outbreak, 94% vaccinated, I think. And everyone's going to the hospital with just
00:43:20.340
like scratchy throat and like cough and runny nose, like cold and flu symptoms, but like light
00:43:27.640
and they're overrunning the hospital. It's like snap out of it. Muppie. Yeah. Hello guys. You got
00:43:33.680
the sniffles. Why are you in the ER? It's cost 10 grand guys. It's over. Yeah. It's over. It's done.
00:43:39.960
I actually saw a funny thing that was like, dogs can carry COVID. Yeah. Animals can, but
00:43:44.680
they said, but don't worry. Their, their risk of dying is so low. So don't put a mask on
00:43:50.100
them because it could be more, it's more harmful than good for the dog. Wow. Dogs are pretty
00:43:54.480
close to humans, right? Don't we both breathe the same air? Yeah. Are kids really high risk
00:43:59.860
a dog from COVID? No. Oh, that's the dog. Oh no. Logic doesn't translate. Oh, okay. I'll
00:44:06.140
just put on my mask. Muppie senior. I'll put on the mask, Mr. Muppie. Thanks. Whatever
00:44:11.500
you say. Thanks Elmo. Yeah. For keeping me safe. It's interesting too, because Jerry got
00:44:16.440
the vaccine for rabies, right? Yep. Jerry's vaccinated for rabies. And I would never expect
00:44:23.460
Jerry to maybe get a little bit of rabies, a breakthrough case, a small dose of rabies.
00:44:28.680
Just like one morning he's got white on his mouth and he's like, no, I'm okay. Just a little
00:44:34.920
bit. There's a little bit of rabies for today. So yeah, that's interesting. So I don't know
00:44:39.500
what, I don't know what they're injecting in these people. If it's not a vaccine, maybe
00:44:43.540
I can't say that. Maybe it's more of like a therapeutic, but I thought I always thought
00:44:47.300
a vaccine makes you not get the sickness, right? Yeah. Jerry gets the, Jerry gets the rabies
00:44:53.340
vaccine. Jerry doesn't really get rabies or a little bit of rabies. Yeah. But I guess
00:44:57.640
a mild rabies case, I guess the CDC did a good job of updating the definition of what
00:45:03.260
a vaccine is. Yeah. It's almost like they rug pulled and gaslit us the entire time, the
00:45:07.840
entire time. Then you can look and say, look right there on the website. It says may reduce
00:45:12.100
the blah, blah, blah, blah. Such a lie. Such a scam. Scammers. Yeah. It's very scammy. And it
00:45:19.560
also, it makes, obviously it makes no sense scientifically, like saying, for example, at
00:45:24.440
a Christmas, say you have Christmas, some people can't come because they're not vaccinated
00:45:30.020
when everyone who's vaccinated and boosted is getting Omicron. Yep. But it's not really
00:45:34.940
about making sense scientifically. It's about us versus them and creating teams and then making
00:45:39.080
people feel bad and getting them in trouble. I actually found a great tweet, Anna Navarro,
00:45:43.100
you know her. She's a very popular person on Twitter. She said, she's had a picture of
00:45:48.680
a candle that says, if you're not vaccinated, get the fuck out of my house. It's a candle.
00:45:52.920
It's like a gift. And she said, I heart this company's candle products. Unless you have a
00:45:57.780
legitimate medical reason, if you're not vaccinated, I don't want to see you, talk to you, work with
00:46:02.000
you, socialize with you, or know you. It's enough. Your personal freedom in quotes is holding
00:46:07.320
the rest of us hostage. It's selfish and stupid. Hostage. I'm holding her hostage because I don't
00:46:13.680
get the vaccine that doesn't stop me from getting sick. The sickness that the people who got vaccinated
00:46:18.540
already have. So I need to get vaccinated to not get the sickness that I can get when I'm
00:46:22.440
vaccinated and spread just like everyone else. Oh, and by the way, I actually had it already.
00:46:27.240
Yeah. I'm naturally immune. I already had it. So everyone's getting very mad and it's very
00:46:31.780
hateful. We called this weeks ago. We said they're going to have all these variants, all these new
00:46:35.840
cases. They're going to blame the unvaccinated. I saw this other tweet as well. Looking forward
00:46:41.740
to 2022 as all of the unvaccinated will likely be culled by the virus this winter. When they
00:46:47.320
all have expired, the rest of us can finally move ahead and build back better. I don't know
00:46:51.620
about you, but I'm ready to embrace the new normal. Yeah. Yeah. And you're living in the
00:46:56.360
handmaid's tale too. And you're Khaleesi and everyone's going to die who's not you. And then
00:47:02.360
you'll be the ruler at the top. Yeah. Like this is all like Ruth Conda forever, like liberal
00:47:07.260
like forever. And you have a purple hair streak and no chin. Oh my God. And you're going to call
00:47:13.380
me. I'm three Oh five. You're going to call me. I've been to 25, 25 times. I'm ready to get
00:47:18.620
cold by you, Andy, whatever your fake name is. Yeah. What a joke. So that's their, their fake
00:47:24.180
dystopia. Like they're in their mind. Yeah. They're a little like fan fiction. Exactly. It's all
00:47:30.340
fan fiction. It's all like a novel being written. Like then the Russian collusion happened. Then
00:47:35.820
all the unvaccinated were banished from the kingdom. And they died. Harry Potter was there,
00:47:41.240
but Snape was too. It's all like a fake world. Yeah. When all the unvaccinated died, just like
00:47:46.780
we said. And we, the smart ones who got vaccinated now have the world to ourselves. They banned
00:47:51.440
abortion in Texas. So the handmaids came. Call me dog. Call me. Hey, call me. Uncallable.
00:47:57.820
I'm uncullable. They want me dead so bad. They want me dead and I'm not going to do it. I'm not
00:48:03.760
going to give it to them. Yep. Yeah. That was a good bit. That was, yeah, exactly. So, and also
00:48:08.540
I've noticed when I was in New York, I noticed a lot of things in New York on this trip. I just
00:48:11.800
wrote them all down for the podcast. Of course. Very excited to get back. That's what content
00:48:15.760
comes from experience. Exactly. At a restaurant. So I was with my family, went to a restaurant.
00:48:21.400
We're not wearing masks. We walk in, we're Chad's dad, six, four Italian restaurant
00:48:25.780
or what? A regular restaurant. Okay. We're all big. I'm like the, actually the shortest
00:48:29.120
of the boys, two boys and me, dad's Chad. We walk into the restaurant. We're not wearing
00:48:34.480
masks. Never sit down, whatever. No big deal. It's not a thing. We're not making it a thing.
00:48:39.860
Everyone who works in the restaurant is wearing masks. Of course. So now I'm kind of realizing
00:48:45.660
like there's like going to be, it's like, if you look at a graph of classism or like class
00:48:52.560
resentment. So for example, if you're like working at a restaurant as like a bus boy and you're
00:48:58.400
wearing a mask, how much does that bus boy resent the clients that are eating there, having a nice
00:49:03.700
dinner and forever the graph say it's like, you know, steady number increasing, going up and down.
00:49:08.920
I think that number has shot up through the roof right now. Yeah. With masks now. Exactly. With masks
00:49:14.380
and restrictions. And it's like, we're eating and enjoying a nice dinner. And the person who's
00:49:18.620
working there has a mask and like, we're not connecting with them. It's no longer like, Hey,
00:49:23.400
I'm John, I'm taking care of you tonight. It's just like, Oh, that's the help. I can't even
00:49:27.400
understand him. I can't hear him. Exactly. You know, we're going to have an order and it's like,
00:49:31.040
I can't understand you. I can't hear you. And it's just like, now all I want to do is just order
00:49:35.960
and get it over with. It's like more operational. It's more mechanical. There's no person.
00:49:40.480
It's logistics. It's not exactly not an experience. So it's not an experience anymore. It's just
00:49:45.280
exactly purely logistical. And the person is just in their mind has to be like feeling not great
00:49:52.420
compared to their old job where they're able to say, Hey, I'm so-and-so and you can see their face
00:49:56.080
and their smile and talk. Now it's just like a robot with the mask on. I'm just like, all right,
00:50:01.140
give them the order and let's enjoy our maskless meal. Totally. So I think classism is going to go
00:50:06.080
like that classist resentment is going to go through the roof. A hundred percent. And I think that's
00:50:09.960
the similar thing with the ice cream family who came in and just started singing at the masked kid who had
00:50:14.100
to be there. It's like, you guys are having fun messing with me. And it's like, I just showed up.
00:50:18.580
I have to be here. Yeah. Like things aren't great. Exactly. Um, yeah. So basically New York is a
00:50:25.740
perfect place to see the religious experience of COVID in action. Yep. And I was home for over a week
00:50:33.840
and it's just like the, I think deep in our DNA, human DNA, like for generations, we've been religious,
00:50:42.180
more religious than we are in this generation, spiritual, whatever you want to call it.
00:50:45.540
So you have like our grandparents, our great grandparents, our parents, like they were
00:50:48.940
more religious than this generation is. And it's like, there is that empty hole in like,
00:50:54.260
I think like an average liberal or leftist heart where they don't have a religious thing or God
00:50:59.820
or anything bigger than themselves that they can kind of submit to. Yeah. So it's like,
00:51:03.520
like we kind of replaced the embedded in our DNA urge for a religious experience with like COVID
00:51:11.160
COVID and smug pomposity and like telling people the right way to do something like the commandments
00:51:16.460
of Fauci, the commandments. And it's like, well, they don't fully make sense, but you have to like
00:51:20.580
suspend disbelief. And like faith is your suspending disbelief and like being scared and saying,
00:51:26.660
Oh, I'm scared. So I have to suspend my disbelief and trust the science and listen to Dr.
00:51:31.180
Fauci. Even if it makes no sense, I'm just blindly going to follow Dr. Fauci because
00:51:35.740
you've already submitted something greater than yourself. And I think a lot of those people don't
00:51:39.400
even know that they have like a hole there where religion is. So they're just like, this is just
00:51:44.140
normal. Like this is just feels right. Yeah. Come on. These guys are right. This is, I trust the
00:51:48.260
science. Yeah. Like, come on. And so instead of doing the sign of the cross or wear a yarmulke or
00:51:53.240
whatever, you wear a mask, you say six feet, you wear your mask, you rip out the hand sanitizer,
00:51:58.520
you scrub down really good. So then people know it's about clean, who's clean versus who's dirty.
00:52:03.400
Like it really becomes a religious thing. Yeah. And Dr. Fauci is the Lord and savior. You have faith
00:52:09.000
through fear. I saw them actually, we might have to cut this cause, uh, we didn't talk about this
00:52:15.060
before the show, but did you see the, uh, priests who are getting on like CNN and being like, you,
00:52:21.660
Jesus would be vaccinated or like, you know, like don't gather for Christmas if you're unvaccinated.
00:52:26.580
Exactly. Don't gather for Christmas. It's like, Oh yeah. Jesus has a really long history of
00:52:30.200
shunning disease at people. It's like curing leprosy. Exactly. Washing the feet of, uh, you
00:52:36.900
know, the sickly people. Those people are real. They're just like, those are real demon people.
00:52:44.040
Demon operates the body fully. Demon with a collar. Yeah. Yeah. The collar. That's crazy to say
00:52:49.860
anything like that. Yeah. So it's like people want ceremonies, you know, you have a ceremony
00:52:54.940
to church, you sing, they're singing songs, you take communion, like wherever the ceremony
00:52:59.180
is. And it's like, now our ceremony is like a wash your hands and wear the mask and stay
00:53:04.120
apart and don't go to whatever. And it really is. It's unfortunate because it's taking advantage
00:53:12.480
of people's natural desire to submit to something greater. And if you don't submit to God, you'll
00:53:17.020
submit to something worldly. If you submit to something on this world, it's never going to
00:53:21.420
take you to where you need to go to be fulfilled. Absolutely. That goes for both sides of the
00:53:26.940
political aisle. That goes for pretty much everything. But they think because also like
00:53:30.960
Dr. Fauci is like harmless, you know, like he's like a little old man who's like short
00:53:35.800
and small. Oh, I just used to dribble the basketball in 1954. But like, because he's harmless, they
00:53:42.000
trust him in the same way with like Bernie Sanders. We're like, Oh, he's an old man.
00:53:45.700
Like he wants what's best. Yeah. And it's almost like, like I wouldn't want a harmless
00:53:49.700
leader. Wouldn't you want a leader who could be harmful and then doesn't, I want a shark
00:53:54.000
turn it off. Yeah, exactly. I want a bully who knows how to just like bully the right
00:53:59.860
way, handle Justin Trudeau. And it's just like, Justin's like signing a deal. All of a sudden
00:54:03.820
he's like, wait, we just gave him the whole pipeline. It's like, that's what I want in the
00:54:07.200
leader. Yeah, exactly. I want a leader who could be harmful and then controls it for good
00:54:12.300
and is harmful to the bad people and harmless to the good people. Exactly. Someone who's
00:54:17.420
harmless is actually someone who's like a Muppet. You can just take advantage of the person
00:54:21.040
and have them do whatever you want, manipulate them. They get steamrolled and that's ugly.
00:54:25.340
That's not good. Yeah, it's not good. Weakness is never good or attractive. Exactly. So they'll
00:54:31.380
pretend it is and they'll tell you to cut your balls off and get the vaccine and wear your
00:54:34.660
double mask that don't do anything. But deep down, everyone knows who Chad is and who's
00:54:40.260
not. Cernovich had a great tweet. He's been on fire recently. He has been on fire. So
00:54:45.980
Rex Chapman is like a former basketball player, I think, who also used to be a drug addict.
00:54:50.260
He tweeted, how about we all agree that hospitals have the right to turn away unvaccinated COVID
00:54:55.560
patients? They have freedom of choice too, right? I'm sure the unvaccinated would have
00:54:59.740
no problem with that and it would solve a lot of problems. Which is interesting because
00:55:04.080
Rex Chapman used to be a drug addict and he told a story about how he OD'd, almost died,
00:55:09.760
and then was saved in a hospital. So then Cernovich tweeted, should drug addicts be given medical
00:55:14.400
support when they overdose as Rex Chapman did? I believe yes. Even criminals who steal to buy
00:55:19.900
drugs should receive medical care. Maybe Rex disagrees. High road Cernovich. High road Cernovich.
00:55:25.400
Absolutely. It's perfect. It's a perfect point. Yeah. Unvaccinated. And it's like, what about every
00:55:30.400
other time when it's like a criminal gets shot and they help the criminal or a person overdoses?
00:55:35.140
We've got to stabilize him and he's handcuffed to the bed. Exactly. But now we've lost all of
00:55:39.240
our humanity and we've gotten so worked up and so wound up by the media that- It's their fantasy
00:55:45.400
world. It's their fantasy world. And we're the number one enemy. And because we didn't get the
00:55:50.140
COVID vax that they developed in like eight months that I don't even want or need. Yeah. Because that
00:55:56.400
now it's like, I don't get medical attention. I don't get help because I'm like, what? I'm an animal.
00:56:00.640
Yeah. Hey, anybody who's ever had a EpiPen shoved into them or an adrenaline shot when
00:56:05.720
you're OD'd, good luck. You OD'd. You actually, exactly. You flew away. And well, everyone's
00:56:14.140
done with COVID to wrap the COVID section up. Everyone's done with it. I'm done. Who's
00:56:18.140
normal. If you're like, uh, you know, a super leftist and you wear the double mask and you're
00:56:23.260
scared and you're triple boosted, excited for the fourth shot, you're, you're not over it
00:56:27.300
yet, but everyone else who's like a normal person who's either right-wing, apolitical
00:56:32.180
center, maybe even a true liberal, most normal people are basically done with it. And I think
00:56:38.320
there's actually an opportunity if the Democrats were smart, they could end COVID. I'm doing
00:56:45.160
it in quotes because I never believed in it to start.
00:56:47.020
Because it's, it's been over for us for quite some time.
00:56:49.100
Right. But imagine that, where it's like the, the, the, the, all the testing that led
00:56:55.020
to this number of cases, which is so high, it's very manipulatable to get that high number
00:56:59.380
of cases. You know, if you go to the doctor and you test positive for COVID, that's a case.
00:57:03.320
If you test again the next day and you're positive, that's a case. Text again the next day, you're
00:57:07.780
positive. It's a case. Next day you're negative. Great. That's three positive cases in the way
00:57:13.120
Yeah. So like the numbers are very manipulatable. It's very easy to make it worse than it seems.
00:57:23.420
Obama recommends it. It's like, okay, are you guys doing any of it? Did you apply any of that?
00:57:28.220
Yeah. Why did he recommend that book? And then there's also the, they were saying that Omicron,
00:57:33.400
they could have overestimated the spread by 200%. Yeah. So it's like the Democrats actually have it in
00:57:39.020
their favor. If they want to end the pandemic, basically once the winter's over and all the
00:57:44.580
cases naturally go down, cause it's like a winter thing that they'd spike, they can kind of run into
00:57:49.240
the spring, open the cities back up and be like, we save the world. We ended COVID. If they were
00:57:54.260
smart. Pat themselves on the back. If they were smart, but I feel like they want to lock us down
00:57:58.080
through 2020 so they can do the mail-in ballots again. Maybe they try to do a little bit of both.
00:58:03.360
It's going to be interesting to see because they're not going to win on the economy right now.
00:58:06.600
It's either inflation or rate hikes or, you know, you're going to crush the market.
00:58:12.560
Yep. Exactly. So what can you do? Um, I know what you can do. You can get canceled.
00:58:19.700
Yeah. You know who got canceled or is trying to get canceled? The let's go Brandon guy,
00:58:24.320
the guy who called Joe Biden and said whatever he said at the end and goes, let's go Brandon.
00:58:28.940
And then Joe Biden said, yeah, let's go Brandon. Do you think that means that Joe Biden didn't even
00:58:33.220
know what let's go Brandon is? I think there's a chance. Yeah.
00:58:36.600
Cause someone messaged me. He was like a leftist and was like, see, let's go Brandon is even
00:58:40.420
popular enough that Joe Biden knows it. Oh, his entire staff knows it. And, and saying that you're
00:58:46.760
in, uh, Joe Biden doesn't know. Isn't really a gotcha. It's like Joe Biden doesn't know where he is.
00:58:51.660
There's like stadiums of a hundred thousand people all over the country chanting. Let's go Brandon.
00:58:57.120
See, it's not that popular. No, it, he doesn't know where he is. That's the whole point. This entire
00:59:04.080
staff just did this behind the, like they slapped their head and they go, no, every single person.
00:59:13.280
And Jill even kind of had like the, Jill was like her heart sank. Yeah. Oh, that was from Oregon.
00:59:18.900
She's probably like, no, worst feeling. Yeah. It's so unpopular. And he doesn't even know what
00:59:24.460
it is. He doesn't even know where he is. Oh, that's so true. Uh, and then let's go Brandon guy
00:59:30.060
who just made a joke. And now they're trying to get him like fired from his job and do all these
00:59:33.920
things. I saw his business posted like a, we stand by this guy. We're not firing him. I love that guy.
00:59:39.280
That's a great thing. That's it. He took a chance and you nailed it. Remember, uh, on the previous
00:59:43.400
podcast when we were talking about the mischievous American attitude, like, yeah, that's it.
00:59:47.680
Right there. This spirit, mischievous spirit, just like whatever. No harm. It wasn't fuck Joe
00:59:53.600
Biden. That would have been a little bit more. That would have been too much. Yeah. That would
00:59:56.280
have been a lot. That would have been insane. It'd been hard to back that up. Yeah. Let's go
01:00:00.360
Brandon. I love it. It's a tongue in cheek thing. And how many years that member fuck Trump, punch
01:00:05.140
Trump, die from COVID Trump, cut his head off. Trump shoot Trump. Yeah. All these things, all these
01:00:10.400
videos, all these celebrities, no one cares, but now let's go Brandon. The, what did the article say?
01:00:15.340
Oh yeah. It's the article called it a right wing slur, a right wing slur. And a slow was
01:00:21.880
a slow grow to an insurrection or something. Oh yeah. Yeah. They called it to somebody on
01:00:26.400
MSNBC. It is a slow grow to an insurrection. It said it's part of a slow moving insurrection.
01:00:31.620
So that's another one of their fantasy words where they love just like putting it all together
01:00:35.460
and like, see, this is what we told you. Yeah. It's a handmaid's tale mixed with Harry Potter,
01:00:39.720
mixed with star Wars. We're the good guys. They're the bad guys. Get the vaccine.
01:00:42.800
Like it's a whole one thing. Cut your nuts off guys. That way you don't challenge us
01:00:46.100
and stop it. Yeah. So let's go Brandon. Hilarious. There's also let's go Brandon
01:00:51.400
crypto coin. We've talked about that a few weeks ago. I'm wearing the shirt right now.
01:00:55.760
It's my favorite crypto coin. If you're asking what happened with safe moon, I'm still holding
01:00:59.060
safe. I never sold safe moon. Safe was doing fine. It's going to be a top five tech company.
01:01:03.380
According to John Caroni, they want to be a top five company. I believe them as a long-term
01:01:07.260
hold. I never sold safe moon. Now LGB coin is my new favorite thing. Let's
01:01:12.760
go Brandon coin. They actually just sponsored Brandon, the NASCAR driver.
01:01:17.640
That's a good deal. That's who brand new news. Yeah. So the, so Brandon, the NASCAR driver
01:01:22.180
who would just, there was articles about how he was getting canceled. He couldn't find
01:01:26.980
sponsorship. Yeah. He couldn't find sponsorships for his car. It was hard. He just announced
01:01:32.000
that let's go Brandon coin sponsored the car. It's painted on the car. And now let's go
01:01:37.900
Brandon sponsored Brandon himself, which I think is like a full circle simulation thing,
01:01:42.780
which I love. I love when stuff like that happens. If you don't know what let's go Brandon
01:01:46.520
coin is, it's a crypto coin similar to Doge. The way I'm describing it is like the right
01:01:50.440
wing Doge, but it's not necessarily just right wing. Brandon, the car guy announced, uh, in
01:01:56.860
a, in a op-ed he wrote where he's like, it's not a political thing. It's a pro America thing.
01:02:01.580
So it's like people who are affected by high gas prices or inflation or the job market or
01:02:07.300
the COVID restrictions, stuff like that is who it's for. It's not for people.
01:02:11.840
That's the target demo. Exactly. It's for people that like America. It's a pro America coin. It's
01:02:16.080
America's coin branding wise. So let's go Brandon. If you're interested in the links in the bio,
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lgbcoin.io is how you find out more and how you learn how to buy it. If you're not interested,
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no worries as always, no FUD here. Don't come after me and tell me it's shilling for whatever.
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It's nothing. It's a meme coin. It's the right wing Doge. If you want to miss the boat,
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miss the boat. They just sponsored Brandon. There's new ways to buy it. I would look into
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it. If I were you, if you listen to me on safe moon, it would have been smart. Could have sold
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whatever you wanted. Not financial advice. It never is pretty, pretty clean. Yeah. It sounded clean.
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All right, let's move on. Kind of closing thoughts. Anything we want to add before we
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get out of here? I'm going to end with this. I was talking to someone at the airport and they
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were telling, they were a Republican. They liked Fleckus, but they were kind of like a chill
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Republican. They recognized you or. And they were telling me that like the Youngkin election kind
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of gives them hope for the Republican party and says like, he was like, if we can embrace more
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people like Youngkin who are more palatable, then maybe we'll win longterm. And I was kind of like,
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not up for that. Yeah. Because I think that's like a trick. It's like, I don't give up. I don't
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want to give up exactly to get ground. We're basically saying like, oh yeah, the election
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wasn't stolen. January 6th was a coup. Joe Biden got 85 million votes. And now let's just go vote
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for some like Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan types. Let's get John McCain back. Yeah. Who are more palatable.
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We don't need palatable. It's not over. It's the end of act two. This is the part where scars in
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charge of the kingdom and everyone's eating bones or whatever. And all you can eat is bones and scraps.
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The hyenas are running wild. Exactly. It's the, it's the end of act two. These are the dark times
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created by the bad people who stole their way, stole the election, stole the power. Now we're in
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charge. It's not over. Act three is coming. Trump comes back. We win. We prosper. It would have been
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too easy if 2020 Trump just won. They go, all right, you won. You got your country back. Bye. Enjoy it.
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So this is kind of what had to happen. Obviously here on the show, we don't think Joe Biden won the
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election fair and square. 85 million votes does not make sense to me. He's not the most popular
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president of all time. All those swing counties that just went. Yep. Makes no sense. January 6th was
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not an insurrection attempt. I don't need to get the vaccine. These are things that we believe on the
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show. These are firm beliefs that you probably share with us for the most part. Maybe you do.
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Maybe you don't. You probably do. Maybe you're here for the jokes.
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So that being said, don't let this phase you. Don't lose hope. Don't think that you're a minority.
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You're actually the majority. Most people agree with us. The truth is on our side. When they go do
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the audits, say it's even years from now and they figure it out, it's all going to come back to,
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oh yeah, Joe Biden cheated by like 10 million votes. So don't feel discouraged. Don't feel like
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you're going to lose in the end. Stay strong in your beliefs. Keep keeping it 100 and just realize the
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fight is not over. It's end of act two and the act three is where the hero returns and Trump along
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with ourselves are going to pull the American people out of it. Mostly ourselves. Trump's a
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leader and he's one person and he's great, but he's not the MAGA movement. That MAGA movement is
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not dead. Keep your red hats and get ready for the comeback. It's going to be epic. Thank you guys
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