In this week's cringe of the week, Dan Crenshaw says he's the establishment, we open our Zelinsky file for a solid Ukraine section, and I give you guys tips on how to survive during inflation.
00:00:00.000All right. Welcome back to fucking talks a podcast episode 25 today on the show. They're going to put a child porn apologist on the Supreme Court and we're probably just going to take it. The boys are girls in this week's cringe of the week. Once again, Dan Crenshaw says I'm the establishment. We open our Zelinsky file for a very solid Ukraine section and I give you guys tips on how to survive during inflation. All this and more. It's fucking talks a podcast episode 25 right the best new podcast.
00:00:30.000Start. And I should speak loud in words, but at the same time, words speak loud in words because sometimes it's the right thing to do. Very cool.
00:00:42.160One for a true one for one. Are you going to you're done with that? I think I just did it. All right. That was one for one. We nailed it. Fair. Pretty smooth. Yep. We're coming into some quick housekeeping as we always do before the show starts.
00:00:58.100Oh, um, first things first. I just have written. I can't find a seafood tower anywhere in St. Pete. Richard Rappaway went on and I went on an adventure last week. Yeah, that was dark. We were looking for a seafood tower. Just I wanted crab shrimp, whatever cold on ice served to us. Creamy, creamy sauce. I wanted to devour that aioli. We finally found a place that had it and it was just off the menu.
00:01:24.200Yeah. No, everything didn't have it. St. Pete is like a on the water town and no one can serve us a seafood tower anymore. Uh, the waiter was, well, the waiter was also extremely weird. I was like, why is the seafood tower not here? And he basically refused to answer. He wouldn't give us the answer. He wouldn't tell us. We were like, we're about to drop 200 bucks on this. Like, and now we're getting hors d'oeuvres and leaving.
00:01:43.320I was about to do a seafood tower for two twice. That's now I can't do anything. Now I can only eat chicken at the seafood restaurant. All you have is chicken wings and the chicken sandwich. That doesn't make sense. St. Pete.
00:01:53.800Oh, and you asked him, you go, is this, is this related to Joe Byron or Ukraine? Yeah. Is it related to that? Or is it the, the reggae fest in town that should have been canceled? Uh, yeah. Very hectic week in St. Pete for us. Um, speaking of food, uh, Richard Rappoy, I actually saved this. I have not shown Richard Rappoy this. There was a video of you going viral online. I have not shown you until now. Here we go. I think something happened with like a food order you, you put out. Yeah, probably. Let's see it.
00:02:22.600Where's my salad? I forgot to order salad. Oh my. Was that you? Richard Rappoy? I always forget the salad. They always say add it at the last minute and I never add it. You always forgot. I see you're wearing Carhartt beanie. Yeah, I am. What's that about? Nothing. I just owned the beanie for a long time and I'm a little under the weather right now. I'm feeling a little sick, a little chilly. So I'm wearing a beanie. Um, no destroying of it. No, I'm not one of those people. I don't set anything on fire.
00:02:52.440I don't carve out the little logo. I just wear it until it's done and I don't buy from the company again.
00:02:58.860That's pretty fair. And then if you do destroy it, what are you going to do? Buy Dickies instead of some other company who's probably the same thing.
00:03:04.640They're going to betray me in a week. Yeah. They're going to have Leah Thomas on a commercial in two days after I buy it. So, all right, moving on, uh, housekeeping. We're almost through the show's about to start. This is just some things we have to get settled before the show.
00:03:15.520So, uh, I read this article, uh, about some guy who's like, uh, Genghis Khan's descendant who is no longer in power somewhere.
00:03:23.760So the Genghis Khan and his, his blood ruled for over 800 years and uninterrupted.
00:03:28.040So obviously look at this photo. I mean, it makes me kind of think I have the Genghis Khan gene.
00:03:32.920Yeah. Isn't it like 2% of the world or something?
00:03:35.160There is a number and it's like, you know, I, I mean, look at the picture. I have that look.
00:03:40.040I would say DJ Khaled is, has the Genghis Khan gene as well. I would say Pavarotti, maybe action Bronson, people like that kind of all have that same Genghis Khan gene.
00:03:50.600It looks like, what about like Newman from Seinfeld? No, I don't looks at Genghis. No, I can't see it. Uh, I actually want to say something about this because at one point, like, I think it might've been hardcore history with Dan Carlin or something started doing a deep dive on Genghis Khan and everybody, it was like a Kiev Kiev situation where
00:04:09.740everybody all of a sudden was like, you know, it was actually Genghis, Genghis Khan. And it's like, I'm not going back. I had 10, I had 10 plus years of Genghis.
00:04:18.660I don't change. So, and then also the Kiev Kiev. Yeah. It's like, that's the biggest giveaway. Like the people who are on the base side for the most part, this is like my sample study. I've been, I've been watching people who say Kiev are probably based and people who say Kiev and change now that everyone's saying Kiev are probably not.
00:04:35.840Yeah. Their opinions changed just like their pronunciations did. Exactly. So you can never change. I actually learned this lesson in LA because there was a place 9021 foe. Oh yeah. I was like, Oh, foe. Duh. Right. It's foe. Then everyone started saying foe. It's foe. It's acai bowl. Yeah. It's not foe. 9021 foe. Yeah. So I learned that. That's not what they were going for. Yeah. 9021 foe.
00:04:57.440So I don't change. We don't change the pronunciations really quick. Moving on. Uh, we're almost out of this. Uh, Batman people really got mad at me last week. Yeah. And I was, I did not see it. So people were just like saying you missed the whole point, bro. You missed the whole point, whatever. Okay. It's emo early Batman, right? It's emo early Batman. And then people were like, dude, this is like our story. We are Robert Pattinson Batman. And I was like, no, we're not dude. I was a captain of the football team in high school. I went to prom with a cheerleader. I was very cool. Like I'm not, I don't know.
00:05:27.420Relate to emo Batman. He doesn't even have any muscles, so he can't beat anybody up. So it's just like emo detective guy in the costume the whole time. Hey, didn't even mention that last week, but that's the harsh truth. It's just emo guy in a costume doing a whole detective thing. Everyone's entitled to their opinion and not everyone's going to agree. Everyone is. And then just a quick bit. We saw some funny memes about, uh, Batman. This video went pretty viral. It's pretty good. This is like a Christian Bale, Batman.
00:06:09.700So yeah, these are hilarious. This guy was doing like minor infraction stuff. Like he dove in a three and a half foot, uh, swimming pool. My favorite is the, the guy drops a gum wrapper on the ground and Batman comes up and goes litter bug.
00:06:22.580It just absolutely kills him. Oh man. All right. So I was right about that. People are starting to come around. You'll see, I'll be proven right on that. Last thing of home of, uh, housekeeping. Um, I don't even know what the point of this bit is anymore. It says, it just says, did you know, Jordan? It says, did you know, Jordan Peterson got his doctorate from university?
00:06:43.200So that's not true, right? It's not true. It's just, I don't even know where I was going with that. Uh, I wrote that down a couple of days ago. All right. Fair warning. He never tells me what's going on in the housekeeping. I just kind of find it later. So I'm absolved from that.
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00:08:42.180We had one clip doing numbers on that clip channel. Yeah. We thousand views. We got a thousand views on one of them. We've completely like reset the scoreboard and I'm fully engaged in the clip, uh, the Fleckus clips channel. Uh, really quick. We are going to get into a quick fighting section. Obviously we're fighting people all the time here on the show. Dan Crenshaw. We're not going to harp on this. We're not going to make this too long. We're not going to make this the whole show like we always do. But Dan Crenshaw responded, uh,
00:09:12.180us, the establishment hearing things, right? Because look, I have enemies, of course, on the right, that that's, that's what you're getting at effectively. Um, and look, it's, that's the establishment that doesn't want people like me to rise too quickly. And when I say it's the establishment, exactly. That's, I'm going to explain that because I, I view the establishment differently than what most people say the establishment is. Most people say the establishment is Kevin McCarthy and Mitch McConnell and the RNC. That's not the establishment. They're trying to hang on by a thread.
00:09:41.640Um, they're trying to wrangle cats. Okay. That's, that's what leadership is, is doing. The establishment is these sort of wannabe social media influencers, these radio hosts, these podcasters. Um, it's mostly these folks in the media that are, that are, that are so ingrained in the cancel culture of the right. That's, that's what I'm fighting against. Hmm. And so that's where the establishment, not Mitch McConnell, the guy who stood back while the whole country was getting looted for 50 years and watched it and kind of.
00:10:11.080Nafta watched everything. Not the guy who goes out to dinner with Chuck Schumer goes to get steaks. Yeah. How are we going to do the best of this? It's us. The people who are trying to sell t-shirts and not even monetize and like getting in trouble with everybody. We're the establishment. We're the people. I was like not even born probably when Mitch McConnell got into office. Of course you weren't. I showed up in the scene five years ago. Yeah. Like with a wave of Trump enthusiasm and like, Hey, the media has gone crazy. What are we doing?
00:10:41.080And pick the correct side, even though it's unpopular and fight for what's good and stand up for the country. Cause when people let it get out of hand, that's what I thought I was doing.
00:10:47.800But now you're just bottling up Dan Crenshaw. You're just not letting him do his agenda.
00:10:51.720Turns out I'm the establishment and Dan Crenshaw is the good guy.
00:10:55.040Yeah. Dude, not Kevin McCarthy. Not like the people who are running.
00:11:00.160Not the people who write in the little piece of the bill, like, Oh, and then we give 20 million to this park who helped me. Those are, you're the establishment.
00:11:07.220I am the establishment. So nice, nice try, Dan. Um, let's just stop. That's what I think, Dan, let's just not escalate this any further. Look what happened to Dan Crenshaw. We've been roasting him on the show for weeks and now everyone's roasting him. You don't want to turn out like that. Let's just stop this now. Doesn't have to go further.
00:11:24.680What happens? What do you think would happen if it went further? If Dan swung on you, what would happen?
00:11:28.220If Dan swung on me personally by name, there would be a nonviolent, obviously nothing is ever going to be violent, never going to threaten a congressperson, but the retaliation from me, what do they say? What does like Trump say? What does like the American military say? It's like something you've never seen before.
00:11:46.520There'll be a response you've never seen before. Um, and it might be front page news, Dan.
00:11:52.580You don't want this fight. It's done. It's over. You don't want this fight. Let's just move on.
00:11:56.740Yeah. And then did you see Crenshaw tweeted the other day, uh, the U S Congress is, uh, or he said the only propaganda is being perpetuated by Russia.
00:12:05.280And then he had, and then he had that tweet was still up. The snake Island says, go F yourself.
00:12:09.960Yeah. Woman passes out sunflower seeds. So they grow flowers when they die. Like, and then the only propaganda is Russian propaganda.
00:12:18.040It's like, you're some Muppet dude. Yeah. So, so yeah, no, no more fighting Dan. Um, uh, you still want to, neither do I.
00:12:26.740Uh, moving on. We have something, Dan. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't, we're not bluffing. We have the whole deck.
00:12:36.440The dealer, the dealer's my buddy. We were dealing from the bottom and you don't even know how to spot that.
00:12:42.680Moving on. Uh, cringe of the week. Let's get into some good cringe of the week.
00:12:45.800This week's cringe of the week is double length to the little off of the urban decay section.
00:12:54.300And we went all in on cringe of the week. Number one, swim meet bathroom lady.
00:12:59.400On the basis of the comfort, hang on. On the basis of the comfort and dignity of the girls and women, I'm asking you, I'm telling you, please do not lose women's faces.
00:13:09.340It makes them feel uncomfortable. My girls and the other women I am with are very comfortable with me in the bathroom.
00:13:15.940Right. Well, fortunately, I'm not your daughter and my daughter is also not your daughter.
00:14:08.380The 0.1 percent very mentally ill person or women and children, young girls and women who should be we should be looking out for as a society.
00:14:18.520Exactly. That's who should be comfortable.
00:14:20.160We should do a survey and go. All right. Are ninety nine out of one hundred ninety nine hundred ninety nine people out of a thousand comfortable if everyone follows these rules?
00:14:28.200Who's not comfortable? This person. Yeah.
00:14:30.500Well, you're kind of a dude anyway. Go be uncomfortable in the men's bathroom.
00:14:35.660Yeah, you're you're the you're the weirdo. I don't know what else.
00:14:38.820We're just trying to live in society that was here five years ago.
00:14:41.840So I guess. Oh, should we change it all?
00:14:44.480No. No. And you're blowing up the swim team.
00:14:47.640My favorite is with this Leah Thomas swim stuff. Obviously, we've been talking about Leah for a long time.
00:14:52.140So we're ahead of the game way ahead. We knew this was going to happen.
00:14:56.280Unfortunately, we didn't get any betting action on it, so we didn't actually monetize this.
00:15:01.040But it's like you're arguing anybody who's trans or arguing for trans rights coming to the NCAA thing where the girls win it or where Leah is a man winning.
00:15:11.040It's like, why are you arguing? Like, just understand that we're right.
00:15:14.880You know, you're like, oh, look, she finished in the middle of the pack.
00:15:17.940It's like, nah, she won. And it's you're you're not arguing for something good right now.
00:15:23.240You know what I mean? Like, like you don't have the data, the facts on your side immediately after Leah Thomas gets on the podium and goes, yeah, I'm competing against myself.
00:15:31.880I'm ignoring the noise. And it's like nice. Yeah. You're not like you're not you're not like you weren't legitimately wronged.
00:15:40.780Yeah. And it's like now you have a case. This is what the you know, the truth is.
00:15:43.860It's what we should fight for. It's the same thing we saw with covid, too.
00:15:46.500It's like we're appeasing the scaredest people, the most deranged people who are going to freak out about covid instead of like doing what's best for ninety nine point nine percent of the population.
00:15:57.140It's lowest common denominator catering. We're catering to the LCD.
00:16:01.240And then if you stand for common sense and what's right now, you're the hateful person.
00:16:05.420And then they are able to pretend the percentages are way different when pretty much everybody knows what the truth is and who should be in what bathroom and who should be prioritized with comfort and who's kind of a mentally ill person dealing with some stuff.
00:16:18.480Yeah. And then the slippery slope part of it, like where, dude, nothing's going to happen.
00:16:22.960And she just wants to use the bathroom, respect her. And then there's the Virginia Loudoun County sexual assault on that daughter, that person.
00:16:32.120So we're developing data now. Now we're getting the data for the talking points and at what cost, you know, a young girl being assaulted.
00:16:38.740The other transgender girl that we transgender girl that we talked about, who was 18 and a man or 17 and a man and then got a youth sentence and was like, yeah, the jail.
00:16:50.480They're just let me go on the phone with his dad. And it's like, are you kidding me, guys?
00:16:54.680So we're society is actively in the negative part of this where like the bad things are happening. And it's like, well, how bad is it? It's like, you know, oh, we introduced, we created a new drug, Oxycontin.
00:17:06.480It's like, well, how bad is it? We won't know for a few years. You know, it's like, yeah, it's the same thing. Well, we're sure it's good. Disney will tell you and whoever else, but like, it's not good. And, uh, it's going to hurt a lot of people.
00:17:19.340Exactly. And I saw this really informative graph about it. Uh, and it said, what will happen if gay marriage is legalized? And then obviously the whole graph is gay people will get married as if it's a pie chart. That's a hundred percent. Gay people will get married as if no effects. And then all the other ones that were put in at the time as a joke, I guess a third world war will break out. Various plagues, locust frogs, et cetera, will erupt. Schools will begin teaching kids how to have gay sex. The terrorists will win. Basically all those things.
00:17:47.320Four for four. Third world war happening now. COVID. Schools will begin teaching kids how to have gay sex. And then the terrorists will win. And it's like the Taliban are a legitimate regime now.
00:17:56.120Yeah. We bailed out of Afghanistan ASAP. So yeah, the thing you said was a bit, basically all happened and came true. Moving on. Number two, teacher coming out to the students.
00:18:05.500My third anxiety of the day today is that I'm going to have to deal with coming out to my students. I know most of them are just going to assume it already, but for the few that don't, that'll be a fun conversation.
00:18:17.680If it comes to that. So what do you, my anxiety of the day is something that I'm doing that I don't have to do that.
00:18:26.680You shouldn't do it as inappropriate, but you're taking it upon yourself. I'm going to be uncomfortable, but I'm going to talk to the students about my sex life.
00:18:32.860Just a narcissist, egomaniac. I think you go to jail for this in the nineties.
00:18:36.920You should, you should. This is like a dad gets to come in a pickup truck and beat the shit out of you.
00:18:41.580If you say what you say to my kid and then he just beats your ass and the principal just goes, yeah, Mr. Thompson's not coming back.
00:18:49.000But I mean, no, for real. I mean, that's obviously a joke, but, uh, these people are just getting one-on-one time with your kids or one-on-20 time with your kids in an authority role and, uh, molding their brain clay.
00:19:00.480However, they see fit. Yeah. You can't homeschool your kids. Cause there'll be weird.
00:19:04.700Yeah. The public school, 20% of Gen Z is now LGBTQ or whatever the public school to have their brain molded. And then you can turn into the kids in clip. Number three, LGBT school pride parade.
00:19:16.480Oh God. So this was in Austin, Austin, Texas.
00:19:19.440Hey, cowboys, Texas, the assistant principal posted this video and then deleted it. So it's like, Oh, look at me, what we're doing. And then it's like, Oh, well, the heat's too hot.
00:19:30.920Yeah. They didn't even, they didn't even realize it was like a very bad thing for some people.
00:19:35.040So it's funny because at some, sometimes you have kids like at a school or whatever, it's like, we're going to organize a walkout. We're against this. Like, and it's like, Oh, little protesters doing what they, what they want to do. But now it's just like teachers organizing this. We saw it with the BLM March. And like, there's always a fat woman somewhere in there leading the kids. There's the fat teacher. There's the fat teacher off to the side, waving the flag aggressively. Everyone else is just walking.
00:20:01.700And they're all wearing masks too. Yeah. They're all in masks. Of course. It's like, why are they, why are they doing LGBT stuff? And it's like, why are they in masks? There's fat woman teacher. Number two. What happens when you mold these kids and they have to wear the mask that does nothing. And then LGBT stuff. It's like, what do you, what's the soft clay becoming when you start pushing it and pulling it that direction? My little activists. Yeah. But you can't, you know, people will debate it. Should we be saying the pledge of allegiance in school and they'll, that'll come up for a debate, but this send it. Yeah. Um, moving on.
00:20:31.600Number four. This is a funny thing we saw was on Reddit. Uh, I'm stuck in the elevator. This is like a post from Reddit. Uh, this is, yeah. Guy said, electricity went out and I had a small meltdown at work today. And he posts in like some work chat. Guys, I'm stuck in the, we work lift like the elevator. And then Slack bot goes, hi guys is a gendered term or a gendered pronoun. We recommend alternatives like folks, all everyone, y'all team crew, et cetera. We appreciate your helping and building an inclusive workplace at head out.
00:21:01.600So that's like a bot telling him like, don't say guys. And he goes, folks, I'm stuck in the, we work elevator. I'm stuck in the folks. I'm stuck in the elevator again, literally a real problem. Yeah. And it's happening. And it's now you said it wrong. It's like a metaphor for now. It's like, there's a, there's a war going on all these things. And we have to fight for the trans person. Always 1% of 1%. Moving on clip five. Sav with one N been doing great work.
00:21:31.600She's back on the streets and she's doing so well. Big fan of hers. And she's a friend of the show. Yeah.
00:21:37.880Look at this interview she did with a person who competed against a trans athlete in cross country. Yes.
00:21:43.860She competed against transgender track and field athlete June Eastwood, correct? Yes.
00:21:50.760I personally competed against June in the DMR. So it was the distance medley relay and we had different legs.
00:21:57.280And when I was waiting and I was cheering on my teammate, there were coaches on the sidelines, obviously.
00:22:01.440And they'll tell you sort of like, this is your cue or like, this is where you're at or come on, push it, go faster.
00:22:07.120And something that was really hard for me to hear was June's coach was on the sidelines telling June to slow down as June was in first place.
00:22:14.940And so that was something that was a true sticking point for me in this whole situation because I realized that this wasn't difficult.
00:22:19.740It's honestly dark. It's incredibly dark. Slow down. It's like a scene from The Incredibles where the kid's got super powers and the dad goes, don't win the race by too much.