Fleccas Talks Podcast - EPISODE 030 IN ELON WE TRUST ｜ MASS SHOOTINGS MEMORY HOLED ｜ PRONOUN MATH

00:00:00.000 All right. Welcome back to Fluckus Talks the Podcast, episode 30. It's on the show. Elon

00:00:04.400 bought Twitter. Should we trust him? I had a really bad dream that the media was memory

00:00:09.200 hauling all these black supremacist mass shootings. Megan Fox is drinking blood, but don't worry.

00:00:13.700 It's just for ritualistic reasons. We have an urban decay you're not going to want to

00:00:16.980 miss and a double dose of cringe of the week. Stay until the end for the uplifting goal

00:00:21.060 where all the good stuff is at. It's Fluckus Talks the Podcast, episode 30. Ranked the

00:00:24.420 best new podcast of all time.

00:00:26.400 One for one. That was super easy. All right. We got some quick housekeeping. Keep me fast

00:00:55.440 on housekeeping this week. All right. I'm going to get out of hand. I know it. First

00:00:59.740 things first. Remember that Jon Stewart show we reported on a couple weeks ago where Jon

00:01:03.940 Stewart had that segment about how white people suck and are the worst? Here's the problem

00:01:08.000 with white people. Yeah. Well, here's the problem with Jon Stewart show. It's canceled

00:01:12.420 because they get less views than us. I think Apple's actually standing by them. Oh, is he?

00:01:17.600 But it's just getting terrible ratings. It's Apple TV, so it's not canceled. They gave out

00:01:21.420 a press release like, we're very happy with Jon. He continues to blah, blah, blah. Oh.

00:01:25.420 But they get less views than us.

00:01:26.720 They get less views than us. So that's the important part. It started at 180k views and

00:01:31.300 then it went down to 40k for like one of the episode five or something.

00:01:35.420 We are getting like 50 to 60k views on YouTube alone.

00:01:39.280 And we got Rumble. We got Apple.

00:01:40.720 So we're like 2Xing Jon Stewart here from the Rat Room, me and Richard Ratboy.

00:01:44.720 I love that. Jon Stewart has a team of 30 people. There's hair, makeup.

00:01:48.180 They write all his jokes. Yeah. The writer's room, a bunch of Harvard idiots.

00:01:53.520 A bunch of Harvard Muppets, Ivy League losers. All right. We'll keep it going quick.

00:01:57.820 Fast housekeeping this week. Did you know Antifa.com? Thank you, Joe Biden.

00:02:01.980 I did. I did. Okay, good.

00:02:05.080 Did you know Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Grammys?

00:02:07.660 Yeah. Well, almost. Kinda.

00:02:10.460 Okay. That's good. We accomplished that.

00:02:14.120 Fossil fuels. Yeah.

00:02:15.900 I was reading this thing Jack Posobiec was talking about.

00:02:18.880 They wanted us the whole time to believe that fossil fuels were running the whole planet.

00:02:23.540 It's melted dinosaur bones. The whole thing runs off melted dinosaur bones.

00:02:26.860 Yeah.

00:02:27.540 And then the whole idea is like fossils are running out of fossils and then we're going to run out of fossil fuel.

00:02:31.600 Yeah, dude. There were only so many dinosaurs.

00:02:33.820 How much oil can there be?

00:02:35.700 Yeah, exactly. It makes no sense.

00:02:37.640 And even on top of that, there probably weren't even dinosaurs.

00:02:40.800 So it doesn't make much sense to me.

00:02:42.960 Let's move on to the next thing.

00:02:44.240 No, no, no, no, no.

00:02:46.540 Speaking of-

00:02:47.220 But yeah, it's carbon. It's carbon.

00:02:48.500 So like a big forest swamp that gets pushed down into the earth's core, that becomes oil.

00:02:53.280 Like anything. Plant matter, tree matter.

00:02:56.200 Very scientific.

00:02:57.120 Let's make him learn something, guys.

00:02:58.640 Yeah. I feel bad because I've been taught that like every level of learning.

00:03:03.220 I know.

00:03:03.300 Like high school, college.

00:03:04.880 Earth sciences, baby.

00:03:05.840 Yeah. I never really paid attention.

00:03:07.820 Speaking of energy, magnets.

00:03:10.360 You know about magnets.

00:03:11.640 I do.

00:03:12.400 I feel like the whole-

00:03:13.500 They can lift things up.

00:03:14.580 They can move objects.

00:03:16.360 They're basically magic.

00:03:18.440 And we're just pretending it's nothing.

00:03:20.580 We can't do any cars run on this or whatever, but we can use them on the fridge.

00:03:24.800 The best we can get out of magnets is-

00:03:26.980 Fridge decorations.

00:03:27.820 Fridge decorations.

00:03:29.540 You're right.

00:03:30.080 And the whole planet runs off fossil fuels or running out of dinosaur bones.

00:03:33.700 They're debatable if there even were dinosaurs, but we have magnets the whole time, which

00:03:38.260 I think could do a lot, but we're not really investigating that.

00:03:41.520 Yeah.

00:03:41.800 We're only using magnets to like fill up the beer from the bottom.

00:03:45.160 Yeah.

00:03:45.820 Stuff like that.

00:03:47.140 Yeah.

00:03:47.380 It seems like a waste.

00:03:48.280 I'm sure it's also in some very complex machinery, but let's let the bit come across.

00:03:51.940 Let's let the bit come across.

00:03:53.940 Okay.

00:03:54.620 We're finishing up housekeeping.

00:03:56.820 I-

00:03:57.100 You're going fast.

00:03:57.920 I'm not having a-

00:03:58.460 Yeah.

00:03:58.780 Yeah.

00:03:59.060 I'm going fast today.

00:04:00.480 Uh, I posted on my story, uh, on Instagram about a one-year-old child that was attacked

00:04:06.340 by its, the family's dogs, the pit bulls.

00:04:09.820 Yeah.

00:04:10.460 And I got a lot of, uh, I got a lot of hate for that.

00:04:12.840 The nanny dog.

00:04:13.740 The nanny dog.

00:04:14.760 Yeah.

00:04:15.240 Don't, don't, don't get me started on the pit bulls.

00:04:17.840 A lot of people got mad.

00:04:18.940 It's not the dog, all the stuff.

00:04:20.520 Who knows what happened?

00:04:21.840 Maybe the dog snapped.

00:04:23.520 Um, isn't that, yeah, that's the dog snapping.

00:04:26.820 Isn't that kind of the issue?

00:04:28.460 The only thing that you need to avoid?

00:04:29.860 Who knows?

00:04:30.100 Maybe the one-year-old did something to make the dog mad.

00:04:32.920 Uh, but it is not fair.

00:04:34.740 Cause I was saying this dog's a kid thrasher.

00:04:36.740 We have the kid thrasher shirt.

00:04:38.620 It's not fair to generalize, not fair to the dogs because these dogs can also thrash cars.

00:04:44.540 So these are car thrashers as well.

00:04:48.000 As you can see here, this Honda cord or whatever is getting its bumper ripped off.

00:04:52.780 They're not just kid thrashers.

00:04:54.580 They're car thrashers too.

00:04:56.540 Yeah.

00:04:56.700 And they could thrash other dogs.

00:04:58.120 So they could be dog thrashers as well.

00:04:59.940 Um, that's a real mindless, like look at rip off the bumper.

00:05:03.320 Like how'd you even get on the bumper?

00:05:05.300 Yeah.

00:05:05.600 Real mindless animal shit.

00:05:06.980 If you guys are wondering what a normal dog looks like when it escapes your house, it's

00:05:12.000 this, this dog right here got out of the house.

00:05:14.800 It's a nice fun video went viral and the dog is wrangling like local animals and they,

00:05:20.940 they wrangled them onto the porch of the owner.

00:05:23.160 Yeah.

00:05:23.320 That's what the dog was bred to do herd.

00:05:25.680 It's a herding dog and it's its job.

00:05:28.360 And then, yeah.

00:05:29.000 What were pit bulls bred to do?

00:05:30.400 Daisy, the Australian shepherd got out.

00:05:32.300 Oh, and she wrangled up all the sheep and put them on my porch.

00:05:35.040 Ha ha.

00:05:35.540 When the pit bull gets out, a cop comes knocking on your door and you're probably going to jail.

00:05:39.680 Yeah.

00:05:39.980 The cop draws his gun.

00:05:42.540 All right.

00:05:43.400 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:05:45.020 Guys, we are creating a bounty system here at Fluckus Talks.

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00:07:26.400 Let's get into the action.

00:07:27.460 That was a good, fast housekeeping.

00:07:28.800 Yeah, you kept it tight.

00:07:29.680 Do you want to talk about our trip, our upcoming trip to New Orleans?

00:07:32.420 Yes.

00:07:33.080 That's a good idea.

00:07:33.920 Before we get into the show, the boys are heading up to New Orleans.

00:07:37.380 When you guys watch this, we will be in New Orleans.

00:07:40.500 I don't want to give it away, but we're getting back on the streets.

00:07:44.720 Bourbon Street.

00:07:45.540 We're getting back on the Bourbon Streets.

00:07:47.160 We're going to be shooting some videos.

00:07:48.880 If you guys have any ideas of topics, let me know.

00:07:51.420 Obviously, I already have all the topics I want to talk about.

00:07:53.680 But if you have some really good ideas and you comment below, it could make it into a video.

00:07:58.540 Yeah, for sure.

00:07:59.480 So the boys are going to New Orleans.

00:08:01.180 We're going to see Grantley.

00:08:02.120 We're going to see a Chinese donut boy.

00:08:03.480 Typical liberal and Chinese donut boy.

00:08:05.700 We're going to be hanging out with them for a few days.

00:08:07.960 And we are going to be getting some epic street content.

00:08:10.220 I want to come back with five street videos.

00:08:12.340 Which is insane.

00:08:13.040 Which is an insane idea.

00:08:14.740 He told me, like, we're going, like, it's kind of like a vacation.

00:08:17.320 It's a trip, too.

00:08:18.140 You know?

00:08:18.360 And he's like, five street videos.

00:08:20.020 I'm like, when?

00:08:21.640 So we'll see what happens.

00:08:23.400 When I went to New York last year, I got two in one afternoon.

00:08:27.240 I think we can do two to three in one afternoon.

00:08:30.220 And then another day of one to two.

00:08:32.780 Five's the goal.

00:08:33.920 It's a reach.

00:08:34.700 But if we come short and we get three to four, we're happy.

00:08:37.440 If you aim high and you fail, you still got 75% of the...

00:08:40.720 Aim small.

00:08:41.920 Miss by only a little bit.

00:08:43.580 That's what they say.

00:08:44.320 That's what they say.

00:08:45.080 If you reach for the cloud, or if you reach for the stars, if you fall, you land on the clouds.

00:08:50.280 That's true.

00:08:51.480 And that, uh, we are going to take that into account when we get up there.

00:08:55.240 Uh, Cringe of the Week.

00:08:56.160 Let's get into it.

00:08:56.880 All right.

00:09:00.480 Megan Fox is drinking blood.

00:09:02.580 Yeah, should we let it play?

00:09:03.440 Let's let it play.

00:09:06.040 ...each other's blood on occasion for ritual purposes only.

00:09:10.460 It is used for a reason, and it is controlled, where it's like, let's shed a few drops of blood.

00:09:16.880 I need to drink it.

00:09:17.900 He's much more haphazard and hectic and chaotic, where he's willing to just, like, cut his chest open with broken glass and be like, take my soul.

00:09:25.860 Sounds stable.

00:09:27.100 Sounds pretty reasonable.

00:09:28.540 Let me lean on you.

00:09:30.660 It doesn't not happen, let me tell you.

00:09:33.120 Maybe not exactly like that, but it's, a version of that has happened a many times.

00:09:38.360 Take my soul.

00:09:39.240 It's just a few drops.

00:09:40.720 Just for ritualistic purposes.

00:09:42.480 Yeah.

00:09:42.860 What's the ritual?

00:09:43.940 And who, who's the ritual for?

00:09:46.060 Who are you appeasing?

00:09:46.880 This sounds similar to the body and blood of Christ, but it doesn't feel like it's Christ-based.

00:09:55.100 It feels Satan-based?

00:09:56.620 So, who would it be for if you're drinking MGK's blood for ritualistic purposes?

00:10:03.280 We call everyone satanic and people think we're making jokes, but I'm pretty sure that's exactly satanic, demonic stuff.

00:10:10.100 Yeah, you're not conjuring anything good, I don't think.

00:10:13.840 You see Machine Gun Kelly's nails, too?

00:10:16.300 Are they all painted?

00:10:17.260 They're all, like, painted and super long and pointy.

00:10:19.920 Like acrylic?

00:10:21.580 It has to be.

00:10:22.420 They're not real.

00:10:23.100 Yeah, they're fake.

00:10:23.860 So, he has a lot.

00:10:25.300 That's what they do.

00:10:26.280 With the entertainment industry, when they have someone on the Satan worshiping train, they lead with the nails.

00:10:33.380 I saw Seth Rogen with some really weird nails, too, so that's consistent.

00:10:36.380 Yeah, it is.

00:10:37.000 Lil Nas X, the first thing he did before he got really weird was like-

00:10:40.580 Blood and shoes and nails.

00:10:41.940 Yep, and he had the fake nails.

00:10:43.660 And then the rappers, too.

00:10:45.580 A lot of the rappers are, you know, hard rappers.

00:10:48.900 Oh, I'm a thug.

00:10:50.140 And then they get the French tips.

00:10:52.940 Yeah.

00:10:53.860 George Soros makes them get the French tips.

00:10:56.700 Oh, man.

00:10:57.180 You think you run this show?

00:10:58.200 Get the French tips.

00:10:59.080 Get the French tips and go on.

00:11:01.080 If you guys ever see me show up to this show and I'm clicking the mouse and I have French tips, I'm compromised.

00:11:06.400 Yeah, you're compromised.

00:11:07.680 Get the French tips.

00:11:08.640 Go on a date with Birdman.

00:11:10.420 Birdman.

00:11:10.960 The tattoo guy?

00:11:12.080 No, the rapper.

00:11:13.500 Oh, Birdman.

00:11:14.240 Gotcha.

00:11:14.360 Yeah, I'm just assuming he's leading the whole thing.

00:11:16.720 Clip number two.

00:11:18.380 The gynecologist mix-up?

00:11:20.800 Yeah.

00:11:21.640 Just a simple mix-up.

00:11:22.800 It's probably nothing.

00:11:23.580 I had a gynecologist appointment today to get an Explanon implant in my arm, which is birth control, by the way.

00:11:33.600 And my gynecologist is usually pretty respectful.

00:11:37.940 I've only had two appointments, but, you know, she's respected me as a trans person.

00:11:44.740 Well, today, as I was checking out for my appointment, I was standing right there in front of her, and she starts talking to the woman, the nurse that's checking me out.

00:11:55.480 And she misgendered me right in front of me.

00:11:58.300 I didn't say anything, because it was 10 o'clock in the morning.

00:12:03.400 That's early for me, and it just didn't seem worth it.

00:12:06.800 Maybe I'll confront her in my next appointment in six months, if I remember.

00:12:12.700 I didn't say anything.

00:12:13.880 It wasn't worth it.

00:12:14.940 Well, man up.

00:12:15.980 Yeah, bro.

00:12:17.020 This is what men do.

00:12:18.380 You handle it.

00:12:19.580 You chat it.

00:12:20.320 Yeah, you say, hey, I'm a dude.

00:12:22.000 Come on.

00:12:22.540 If you're going to be a man, start acting like it.

00:12:24.320 Yeah, that's pretty weak.

00:12:25.380 And then you go make a video about it, I guess.

00:12:27.180 Yeah, you make a video, put it online.

00:12:29.600 But when you had the chance to confront the person, you just didn't feel like doing it.

00:12:33.620 Oh, it was early in the morning.

00:12:34.840 Yeah, it was 10 a.m.

00:12:35.760 Man up.

00:12:36.540 I guess it's not that serious then.

00:12:38.060 Yeah.

00:12:38.600 Well, if you're not confronting right away.

00:12:40.400 Man up.

00:12:41.220 Men don't let other people misgender them.

00:12:43.860 That's what men do.

00:12:44.860 Yeah.

00:12:45.140 When they're getting their birth control.

00:12:46.780 Exactly.

00:12:47.220 That's what the boys do.

00:12:48.500 When the boys go to the OBGYN.

00:12:50.200 We don't let them call us the wrong thing.

00:12:54.960 Yeah.

00:12:55.160 So get that right.

00:12:56.060 You should see what happens when someone calls me a lady.

00:12:59.340 I'd hate to see that.

00:13:00.360 I would never.

00:13:01.620 Moving on.

00:13:02.340 Twerking Elmo.

00:13:03.300 I wonder what this one's about.

00:13:04.560 Just some wholesome family fun.

00:13:06.340 Probably.

00:13:14.380 Elmo's getting his nose dirty.

00:13:20.200 Elmo is for the Sesame Streets.

00:13:26.320 Wow.

00:13:26.860 Did you write that down?

00:13:27.640 I wrote that down.

00:13:28.260 Elmo's for the Sesame Streets.

00:13:30.460 Yeah.

00:13:30.960 Good role model for the kids there.

00:13:32.420 Nice scene.

00:13:33.560 Anywhere where Elmo is, there are presumably a high percentage of children.

00:13:39.440 Yeah.

00:13:39.820 So let's twerk on him.

00:13:41.200 Let's get Elmo to twerk.

00:13:42.160 Is this Disney?

00:13:43.060 Did Disney do this?

00:13:44.420 It's downstream of Disney for sure.

00:13:46.680 This is downstream from Disney for sure.

00:13:49.280 And you know how we call everyone Muppets?

00:13:51.800 Yeah.

00:13:52.120 And everyone, it's a funny name.

00:13:53.640 It's another word instead of a puppet, a Muppet.

00:13:55.860 It's like more specific.

00:13:57.220 And the reason I liked that is because obviously Disney is a huge company.

00:14:02.020 Disney owns the Muppets.

00:14:03.560 Of course.

00:14:04.020 So it's like anyone who's like a Don Lemon type or an Anderson Cooper or like a Muppet,

00:14:09.400 they're owned by Disney like upstream.

00:14:12.540 Yeah.

00:14:12.840 You know?

00:14:13.200 So it's kind of like a little joke and a little name that doesn't just mean you're a puppet.

00:14:18.160 It means like you're a corporate owned puppet.

00:14:20.740 Yeah.

00:14:20.880 What's the difference between Disney telling Elmo what to say and Disney telling Don Lemon

00:14:25.980 what to say?

00:14:26.740 It's basically the same.

00:14:27.820 Everyone's getting told what to do by Disney.

00:14:29.540 Who owns CNN?

00:14:30.320 Is that Time Warner?

00:14:31.260 Yeah.

00:14:31.920 Does Disney own Time Warner now?

00:14:33.340 I think so.

00:14:34.080 Okay.

00:14:34.280 I think it does go all the way up.

00:14:36.580 But then there was like a, wasn't there like a buyout or something recently?

00:14:42.320 Of that particular Time Warner?

00:14:44.280 I think somebody bought all the stuff and then Fox spun off.

00:14:48.420 I don't actually know.

00:14:49.440 Yeah.

00:14:49.620 We don't know.

00:14:50.200 That's okay.

00:14:51.240 Moving on.

00:14:52.000 Pepper Spray, Walmart.

00:14:53.940 Costco.

00:14:54.820 Pepper Spray, Costco.

00:14:56.100 You have no retail recognition.

00:14:57.640 So as you can see, this guy's got Pepper Spray.

00:15:08.220 He's masked up.

00:15:09.140 He's mad people are.

00:15:10.140 Oh, there's the push.

00:15:11.040 Yep.

00:15:11.480 He's mad that people don't have their masks on.

00:15:13.960 It's interesting because like obviously COVID got kind of left in the dust when the World

00:15:17.720 War III started.

00:15:18.600 Yep.

00:15:18.800 And a lot of scared people were kind of left like on their own.

00:15:23.300 What do I do now?

00:15:24.460 I'm on my own.

00:15:25.360 No one's protecting me.

00:15:26.880 Yeah.

00:15:27.080 No one's in charge.

00:15:28.440 No one cares about COVID anymore.

00:15:30.220 Like when some people were so wound up and scared and you just let them back out like

00:15:34.060 nothing happened.

00:15:35.880 Yeah.

00:15:36.280 It's like a rubber band.

00:15:37.140 You stretched it way too far.

00:15:38.820 It's never coming back to its original shape.

00:15:41.220 That guy's broken.

00:15:42.060 He's a broken man.

00:15:42.800 He's a broken man.

00:15:43.500 So the media did that to him and now he's out here half-assed pushing people at Costco.

00:15:49.140 And then he storms away like a little child.

00:15:51.720 So yeah.

00:15:52.760 Humiliating.

00:15:53.600 Very humiliating.

00:15:54.760 People forgot about humiliation, I guess.

00:15:57.140 And they're like, no, I'm right.

00:15:58.360 It's not humiliating.

00:15:59.680 And like societal norms and rules that were pre-COVID, like you'd never get, you never

00:16:03.820 push somebody.

00:16:04.660 You pull pepper spray out.

00:16:05.880 Like that's basically a crime.

00:16:07.480 Yeah.

00:16:07.740 You're an unathletic, presumably 50 plus year old man.

00:16:11.860 You don't push people.

00:16:12.880 Yeah.

00:16:13.640 We never push people.

00:16:14.920 And so, but apparently he's emboldened now because no mask.

00:16:18.480 Of course.

00:16:19.140 And the COVID police left.

00:16:20.240 So now he has to fill that power vacuum.

00:16:22.400 No one's going to yell at anybody else for him.

00:16:24.620 He's got to start doing it.

00:16:26.080 Moving on.

00:16:26.980 Abortion Muppet.

00:16:28.380 This is the kid from Bad Santa.

00:16:30.820 Grew up into this person.

00:16:31.920 It looks like.

00:16:32.540 Yeah.

00:16:32.820 A lot of anti-abortion advocates are also seemingly really into the idea of finding out their

00:16:39.100 child's sex really early on.

00:16:41.620 And I think this is because of this like underlying cultural idea that gender confers humanity.

00:16:45.640 And, you know, if you're against people aborting fetuses, you need to construct them as like

00:16:54.300 fully people.

00:16:56.140 And one of the mechanisms to do so is by inferring, by putting gender on them.

00:17:00.780 So like, you know, we often call fetuses like it, or we call even early babies, we often

00:17:06.580 call it, you know, babies, like it's crying because it's like not quite gotten gender and

00:17:12.860 it's not quite become a person, but like a lot of conservatives who are really anti-abortion

00:17:17.200 and really pro-reproduction, they're obsessed with gendering their children before they're

00:17:22.660 even born.

00:17:23.620 So they come into a world full of gender because it's like how to humanize them and to stop

00:17:27.720 people from being able to have safe access to abortions.

00:17:31.140 This abortion Muppet wants people to not use gendered language on the babies so it's easier

00:17:39.320 to dehumanize them and abort them.

00:17:41.880 And they're mad that Republicans and conservatives use gendered language on the pre-born babies

00:17:48.900 and the babies because it humanizes them.

00:17:51.640 And then it makes the people, I guess, less likely to abort them.

00:17:55.060 Yeah.

00:17:55.340 And we're the bad guys for that.

00:17:56.980 Yeah, that's what it sounds like from that POV.

00:17:59.680 Which is the wrong take.

00:18:01.120 Yeah.

00:18:01.540 No, I like it because it's like they reach their conclusion and then they try to fill

00:18:04.420 it in backwards.

00:18:05.520 Like, it's like, oh, well, everyone should have the right to abortion.

00:18:08.300 Let's fill it in backwards.

00:18:09.660 And so why do people like to know the gender of their baby early?

00:18:13.740 It's like, because it's fascinating.

00:18:15.780 It's a child that you made with your friend, your wife.

00:18:18.580 Yeah.

00:18:18.880 Am I getting a boy or a girl?

00:18:20.280 Which one?

00:18:21.300 And it's fun.

00:18:22.440 And it's like, this person just obviously worked backwards into it.

00:18:26.440 And it's like, why?

00:18:27.340 Oh, why does humanity do this?

00:18:28.720 It's like, because it's natural, you're the abomination.

00:18:32.440 We're the natural ones.

00:18:33.660 Yeah.

00:18:34.320 And then, yeah, this person doesn't fit into humanity, hates humanity, hates children, hates

00:18:39.840 people that aren't in the same boat as them.

00:18:42.000 Yep.

00:18:42.220 I believe that's the right term.

00:18:43.360 Them.

00:18:43.980 They.

00:18:44.540 They.

00:18:45.660 And now they want to change the rules.

00:18:48.280 So there are more people that end up like them.

00:18:51.300 Yeah.

00:18:51.720 Like the kid from Bad Santa.

00:18:53.680 That's a pass.

00:18:54.400 I want to know as soon as I can, whether it's a boy or a girl.

00:18:57.440 Yeah, dude, obviously.

00:18:58.520 I mean, this is just a literal crazy person who is trying to dehumanize and slaughter as

00:19:04.560 many babies as possible.

00:19:06.220 So that's what the path they're on.

00:19:08.020 Yep.

00:19:08.620 Last cringe of this week.

00:19:11.740 Pronoun math person.

00:19:13.900 This is pretty good.

00:19:14.940 So when I was still figuring out my gender, I was going by ze, ze, ze, ze pronouns, because

00:19:19.860 I didn't really want to be associated with any gendered pronouns.

00:19:24.520 And this is they, them, their, but with the th crossed out.

00:19:27.560 But I just had a shower thought of like a new set of neo pronouns.

00:19:31.660 So you've got she.

00:19:33.020 What does neo mean?

00:19:33.860 Her.

00:19:34.280 No.

00:19:34.980 Hers.

00:19:35.640 Latin prefix for no.

00:19:36.880 And you've got he, him, his.

00:19:39.520 So if you take those and you cancel out all the letters that the two words have in common

00:19:44.100 with each other, you cross out an H, E, H, an H, and an S.

00:19:49.580 He's doing math.

00:19:50.700 We were just roasted like math where it has letters in it.

00:19:53.380 I, M.

00:19:54.300 Now, if you take those letters, you can mix and match them and rearrange them.

00:19:58.280 So you end up with a set of pronouns in which only the letters which don't have anything

00:20:02.380 in common are your pronouns.

00:20:04.300 So you could end up R, E, M, and you could end up with an R, I, S, and you're left with

00:20:13.660 this E here.

00:20:14.360 All right, buddy.

00:20:14.660 Yeah, that's enough.

00:20:15.980 What are we calling you?

00:20:17.120 He's doing simplification.

00:20:18.700 It's that, like you said, it's like, okay, here, denominator, numerator, it's one tenth.

00:20:23.140 We can simplify this.

00:20:24.280 Canceling out the letters.

00:20:25.760 What does that get you to?

00:20:26.940 What does it bring you to?

00:20:28.160 Oh, just like, here's the remaining ears, airs.

00:20:30.860 And it's funny because this person is trying to make sense of gender while using the gender

00:20:36.300 terms.

00:20:36.800 It's like, just make something up.

00:20:38.480 You made up this whole thing.

00:20:40.040 Yeah.

00:20:40.360 Make something up.

00:20:41.240 Like, mix.

00:20:42.400 Make up mix.

00:20:43.360 Everything wasn't sound.

00:20:45.380 Everything that, like, the gender stuff, the zzers, the mix, the...

00:20:49.800 You're already off the reservation, so it doesn't matter what you're going to do.

00:20:52.560 Nothing is sound so far.

00:20:54.740 Nothing adds up.

00:20:55.980 Now you're actually trying to do the math.

00:20:58.420 Might be a little disappointing.

00:20:59.640 I don't know.

00:21:00.280 Yeah, it doesn't make sense to me.

00:21:03.140 But it seems like they're trying to apply their math skills that they learned in regular

00:21:06.560 school before all the gender stuff happened to their gender stuff.

00:21:10.000 So this is a confused person.

00:21:11.700 The future generations won't know how to do this simplification.

00:21:15.420 Yeah.

00:21:15.740 They'll just go right to zur.

00:21:17.280 Yeah, exactly.

00:21:18.240 Which will be a common pronoun for people.

00:21:20.940 We're out of Cringe of the Week, but we have, like, a Cringe of the Week adjacent.

00:21:25.000 I didn't know where to put this story, and it isn't much of a story, and it's very

00:21:29.780 stupid little...

00:21:30.780 It's not even a story.

00:21:31.880 I don't think I'd call it a story.

00:21:33.120 It's a stupid little bit.

00:21:34.500 I just saw this, and it kind of stuck out to me.

00:21:36.840 Look at this video of the cat running up the stairs.

00:21:39.860 Of the cat running up the stairs on the underside.

00:21:46.640 And I thought to myself, if you were in this house or apartment complex, right, and it was

00:21:52.520 nighttime, and there's no lights, and you're walking down the stairs, and you saw this thing

00:21:57.820 coming up the bottom of the stairs, you'd really have to have a moment to yourself to

00:22:02.300 figure out what exactly you're looking at.

00:22:04.140 For sure.

00:22:04.540 You would not know what that was.

00:22:07.880 Yeah.

00:22:08.080 It's like the demon human crawling.

00:22:10.000 Yeah.

00:22:10.640 Like this in the horror movies.

00:22:12.740 You're coming down the stairs, and then something's going up on the backside.

00:22:16.060 It's like that would...

00:22:17.980 You'd really have to take a moment to yourself.

00:22:19.820 Yeah.

00:22:20.000 And if you never saw that it was, oh, it's a cat, you'd be traumatized forever.

00:22:23.820 Like, I know what I saw, and they'd be like, ah, maybe...

00:22:26.420 No.

00:22:26.920 This is how, like, Bigfoot-type things start, I guess.

00:22:29.300 Some really weird behavior, but...

00:22:31.360 Yeah.

00:22:31.720 Or demons.

00:22:32.480 Or demons.

00:22:33.280 Moving on.

00:22:34.080 I had another dream.

00:22:35.340 You guys know my dreams.

00:22:36.320 I have these weird dreams that are very specific.

00:22:38.140 They're vivid.

00:22:38.900 And this is a dream, which falls under the satire category.

00:22:43.320 I had a dream that I was watching Kamala Harris and Joe Biden play whack-a-mole, right?

00:22:49.940 And each mole had, like, a label.

00:22:52.640 So there was a white supremacy mole.

00:22:54.160 There was a black supremacy mole.

00:22:56.080 There was an inappropriate LGBT mole.

00:22:59.060 There was a Chinese mole.

00:23:01.600 They're holding the mallet.

00:23:02.640 They're holding the mallet.

00:23:04.020 And the moles are popping up.

00:23:05.780 But they just kept slamming the white supremacy mole, even though the mole wasn't popping out that often in my dream.

00:23:11.940 Wow.

00:23:12.400 And they just kept slamming it and slamming it and slamming it.

00:23:15.120 And then in my dream, the media was there, and they had tape on their mouth.

00:23:19.780 Whoa.

00:23:20.220 And they weren't saying anything about the other moles that were doing whatever they wanted.

00:23:23.640 The black supremacy mole was popped up.

00:23:25.360 He had a gun.

00:23:26.060 He had a BLM flag.

00:23:27.340 He was stuck in the up position.

00:23:28.740 And he was just doing whatever he wanted.

00:23:30.280 He was shooting everybody, going crazy.

00:23:32.720 And they just kept slamming the white supremacy mole in my dream.

00:23:36.340 And the media ignored it.

00:23:38.040 And then in my dream, the Republicans and conservatives were getting really, really mad, right, that Kamala Harris and Joe Biden were just slamming the white supremacy circle.

00:23:47.720 Yeah.

00:23:47.960 And they were getting really, really mad.

00:23:49.480 And then in my dream, there was a white mass shooter.

00:23:53.760 And then the media, in my dream, took their tape off their mouth and started going, media stuff, media stuff, white supremacy mole, white supremacy, white supremacy.

00:24:01.300 This is all white supremacy.

00:24:01.960 And then the Republicans and conservatives got really mad that there was no coverage, fair coverage.

00:24:07.400 And they were being gaslit, basically.

00:24:09.080 Yeah.

00:24:09.320 Because they were unfairly covering the stuff and blaming it all on the white supremacy mole when the other moles were doing really, really bad stuff and completely off the rails, doing whatever they wanted.

00:24:19.500 Stuck in the up position.

00:24:20.880 Stuck in the up position.

00:24:21.800 And then the conservatives got really, really mad.

00:24:23.860 They were fighting with the Democrats like this.

00:24:25.680 And then in my dream, they used this tension with the people to justify all the fake votes that in my dream they sent through the machine.

00:24:34.300 So when the Democrats won the election in my dream, they said, well, you know, however mad everyone got it about the shooting and stuff and racism and people voted against racism and voted for the Democrats in my dream.

00:24:46.760 That's crazy.

00:24:47.240 Isn't that weird?

00:24:48.020 That's a pretty long, vivid dream with multiple reality-based connections.

00:24:51.300 It was like a nightmare.

00:24:52.560 Wow.

00:24:53.100 Yeah.

00:24:53.500 I would hate that.

00:24:54.440 That couldn't be reality.

00:24:56.000 Yeah.

00:24:56.540 So that's what I had a dream of that.

00:24:58.760 And it kind of just woke me up.

00:25:01.960 And so did you see that shooter in D.C.?

00:25:05.780 Oh, yeah.

00:25:06.500 This is unconnected to the dream.

00:25:08.000 I did see that.

00:25:08.800 He ended up killing himself.

00:25:09.800 So we never got to figure out, you know, what his motives might have been or anything like that.

00:25:13.840 But he had some interesting wall art.

00:25:15.700 And yeah, he had some fully automatic guns, which are illegal.

00:25:18.900 Mm-hmm.

00:25:19.760 And he was shooting at people and he uploaded the footage of it from his window.

00:25:24.060 And then-

00:25:24.600 This was last Friday.

00:25:25.340 Yeah.

00:25:25.580 Like four people got shot, I think, including a child.

00:25:28.020 Nobody died, but four people got shot.

00:25:30.520 Yeah.

00:25:30.580 And then no one talked about it.

00:25:32.020 And then there was that guy in the subway a couple weeks before that.

00:25:34.800 Yeah.

00:25:35.300 That guy with the YouTube channel, right?

00:25:36.600 Yeah.

00:25:37.200 Yeah.

00:25:37.400 What was his name again?

00:25:38.700 James something?

00:25:39.660 And no one reported that.

00:25:41.680 That's weird.

00:25:43.280 So maybe my-

00:25:43.880 You know how dreams kind of come from reality a little bit?

00:25:46.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:25:46.540 That might be what it is.

00:25:47.720 Because I could have sworn there were all these black supremacists doing mass shootings,

00:25:51.460 but then the media just wasn't reporting on it and memory-holing it.

00:25:54.660 That's weird.

00:25:55.100 But then when a white person does a shooting, that's all they talk about.

00:25:58.220 And then you're gaslighting all the people and everyone gets mad.

00:26:01.060 And then you use that conflict to justify all the votes that you send through the machine?

00:26:04.880 I don't know.

00:26:05.580 That's a loose theory.

00:26:07.360 I don't know.

00:26:07.640 That's a loose theory.

00:26:08.620 Something like that.

00:26:09.880 Yeah.

00:26:10.200 And then did you hear about that white guy who drove through that Wisconsin parade?

00:26:13.700 The Christmas parade.

00:26:14.460 Yeah, the Wisconsin Christmas parade.

00:26:15.780 I heard about that for like a day or so.

00:26:18.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:18.760 Me too.

00:26:19.300 That must not have been a huge thing because they stopped reporting on it right away.

00:26:23.500 Yeah.

00:26:23.800 Wonder what that guy's up to right now.

00:26:25.420 Yeah.

00:26:25.580 And he was black, of course.

00:26:26.800 Yeah.

00:26:27.200 Not a white guy.

00:26:28.080 So I'm having these weird dreams.

00:26:30.080 Who knows what they mean?

00:26:31.620 I can't make sense of it.

00:26:32.700 I'm not a psychologist.

00:26:33.820 Neither am I.

00:26:34.800 So moving on.

00:26:35.720 Elon bought Twitter.

00:26:37.820 We're going to give you guys-

00:26:38.660 Just moving on from that.

00:26:40.900 We're going to give you guys a good Elon Twitter take.

00:26:43.840 A lot of people are mad.

00:26:45.380 A lot of conservatives, Republicans who are like super black-pilled and can't take a W

00:26:49.240 are like, oh, he's in on it.

00:26:51.180 It's over.

00:26:51.940 We're screwed.

00:26:52.780 This isn't good.

00:26:53.600 Oh, the brain chips.

00:26:54.620 He's going to chip your brain with the Twitter data and track you.

00:26:57.500 Yeah.

00:26:58.860 So-

00:26:59.220 I don't know, man.

00:27:00.380 Yeah.

00:27:00.740 I think maybe we get more free speech.

00:27:03.080 I think we just take a dub and not get so cynic.

00:27:05.560 That's what I'm hoping for.

00:27:07.260 But you can't actually have that view because if you have that view, you're in on it.

00:27:11.140 Yeah.

00:27:11.340 You're compromised too.

00:27:12.540 Let's see your nails.

00:27:13.620 Let's see your nails.

00:27:15.700 You got the acrylics?

00:27:17.520 How pointy are they?

00:27:18.340 Yeah.

00:27:18.800 So I'm hopeful.

00:27:21.260 Obviously, the issue with Elon is the Neuralink.

00:27:25.300 Years ago, Elon went on Joe Rogan's podcast and basically said, AI is on a course to get

00:27:30.100 out of hand and get out of human's control and it's dangerous.

00:27:33.780 And then later, I think a couple of years later, maybe about a year later, he went on

00:27:38.980 Joe Rogan again and said, if you can't beat him, join him.

00:27:43.320 This is happening.

00:27:44.240 It's getting out of hand.

00:27:45.860 I'm involved in it.

00:27:47.560 And he kind of made it seem like he had to be.

00:27:50.420 And people think that that's super bad.

00:27:53.060 It's Elon's compromised.

00:27:55.440 He's the Antichrist.

00:27:56.940 He doesn't put chips in us and whatever.

00:28:00.060 Here's my theory.

00:28:01.360 I think Elon is doing a good thing.

00:28:04.640 I think his intentions are good.

00:28:06.600 I think he knows AI is bad.

00:28:08.720 But I think as a man, Elon is good.

00:28:10.660 I think it's better to have him in that seat as opposed to a Bill Gates or a Jeff Bezos type

00:28:15.980 who knows AI is bad and is bad themselves.

00:28:19.180 Yeah.

00:28:19.380 Because they're going to deploy the AI in Wisconsin to switch votes and with $500 million, you know.

00:28:24.880 Exactly.

00:28:25.480 Zuckerberg type.

00:28:26.260 So in my mind, as long as Elon is in the position, I think he will do the right thing

00:28:32.960 like in Terminator when you, you know, turn the AI off.

00:28:36.680 Pretty sure that's what happened.

00:28:37.840 I don't think that happened.

00:28:38.980 There's something like that.

00:28:40.160 Or in Terminator, they do the off switch.

00:28:42.520 So I'm hoping that Elon, he'll be in this position.

00:28:45.840 If the AI gets out of hand, he'll have a choice.

00:28:48.420 Have you seen Terminator?

00:28:48.820 I've seen the Terminators.

00:28:49.880 If AI gets out of hand, Elon will have a choice.

00:28:52.900 Will he do the right thing and turn it off?

00:28:54.860 Or will he do the wrong thing and let it destroy humanity?

00:28:57.660 I think he will do the right thing.

00:29:00.280 Fair.

00:29:00.980 Very fair.

00:29:01.600 And maybe I'm wrong.

00:29:02.760 And maybe he's the Antichrist and we're screwed and whatever.

00:29:05.880 But that's kind of where my head's at.

00:29:08.480 I don't think he's a bad, bad person.

00:29:11.280 I think he can do the right thing.

00:29:13.740 And basically, if I had the choice, if I had the chance to ask him a question, my question

00:29:19.180 would be, do you fear God?

00:29:22.280 Which is a fair question.

00:29:23.300 It would be very insightful.

00:29:24.140 And I think it would answer a lot of questions.

00:29:26.860 If he says no, that's bad.

00:29:29.320 Yeah.

00:29:29.560 If he says yes, and he believes in God, that would be good.

00:29:33.320 So I'm hopeful.

00:29:34.840 I'm white-pilled.

00:29:35.640 I'm blessed.

00:29:36.360 I'm grateful.

00:29:37.340 I'm hoping for the best.

00:29:38.620 We're never down and out.

00:29:39.680 There's always a chance.

00:29:40.980 This is good action.

00:29:42.120 This is our chance.

00:29:43.240 We have a guy on our side.

00:29:44.720 Hopefully, you're going to do the right thing.

00:29:46.320 If not, we're wrong.

00:29:47.300 We're screwed.

00:29:48.140 Whatever.

00:29:48.840 I'm just not black-pilled like that.

00:29:50.220 I mean, there's no stopping it.

00:29:52.080 We're getting steamrolled.

00:29:52.860 I just don't like the immediate jump to cynicism and black pill, and here's what it really

00:29:58.300 means.

00:29:58.840 Let me wake you up and tell you what it really means.

00:30:00.920 It means Twitter might get more free, and people are posting funny shit, and Tucker Carlson

00:30:04.980 goes up 62,000 followers, and Joe Rogan goes up, and so does Trump Jr., you know?

00:30:09.520 Exactly.

00:30:10.140 We're getting our followers back.

00:30:12.200 People are coming back to the platform.

00:30:14.280 It's a free speech refuge.

00:30:16.120 Other platforms will have to follow suit if they want to compete or at least see how much

00:30:20.200 better the platform's doing, if they prioritize free speech.

00:30:23.480 It gives us a chance.

00:30:24.840 It gives us a—I'm hopeful.

00:30:26.800 It's like a security dilemma, too, for the other social media companies.

00:30:30.420 Like, if you can do free speech and discuss everything on Twitter, why would you spend

00:30:34.260 time on Facebook where you're harassed and censored and suppressed, you know?

00:30:38.160 Exactly.

00:30:38.660 So, Facebook, it might lower their craziness.

00:30:42.560 And Elon, you know, he's had tweets about, like, the New York Post being banned before

00:30:47.080 the election for the Hunter Biden story.

00:30:48.920 He's had some other—he replied to a Cernovich tweet about a lawyer high up, a Twitter lawyer

00:30:56.020 who was, like, the FBI general counsel and stuff.

00:30:58.840 And so Elon sees this stuff, and then he tweets about it.

00:31:02.280 And, yeah, he's not going to go with the MAGA talking points or anything, but he's got

00:31:07.420 an iceberg of conservatism, is what I would say for Elon, where, like, the tip is like,

00:31:12.920 hmm, this is interesting.

00:31:13.820 It doesn't sound fair.

00:31:14.620 And then underneath is his true, like, beliefs, like, wow, that's really messed up.

00:31:18.460 Like, I would go harder than that if I wasn't in the process of buying Twitter right now.

00:31:22.420 Yeah.

00:31:22.980 And so I think he's more reasonable and rational than people think.

00:31:28.020 And we—like, you've got to look back at his history, too.

00:31:31.400 Like, this is the guy who moved the Gigafactory—well, not moved, but he left the state of California

00:31:37.920 for Texas because leftist policies had gotten so bad.

00:31:41.160 And there was that state rep person who was, like, trying to tax him and shit-talking him

00:31:44.860 on Twitter.

00:31:45.340 You remember that?

00:31:45.900 So it's like, this is a guy who's had the brunt end of—who has done the right thing

00:31:52.280 the entire time, make, what, electric cars, like the climate change guy, like, who's—he

00:31:57.720 played by the left's rules, and they still dismissed him.

00:32:00.800 And he doesn't forget that, you know?

00:32:02.700 Mm-hmm.

00:32:02.920 You can't forget that when you're moving a giant factory the size of, you know, whatever

00:32:07.880 to Texas.

00:32:09.200 Yeah.

00:32:09.500 It's like the—it's the largest factory in the world.

00:32:12.340 Mm-hmm.

00:32:12.640 And his goal is truly free speech by legal definition.

00:32:17.360 Exactly.

00:32:17.780 So it's like, if it falls under free speech on the legal definition in the United States,

00:32:22.600 then it's going to be allowed in the platform.

00:32:24.480 They're not going to go out of their way to make a localized rule for what free speech means

00:32:29.020 on Twitter and Twitter alone, which I think is good.

00:32:31.920 It gives us a chance.

00:32:33.160 It's going to get our message out there.

00:32:34.980 We're going to get rid of some shadow bans.

00:32:36.760 Obviously, Twitter has been changing already.

00:32:38.420 We're getting more engagement.

00:32:39.260 So I think they're kind of realizing people are coming back to the platform, and they're

00:32:43.500 also maybe taking down some of the shadow bans so they don't get in trouble, because

00:32:46.920 Elon hasn't taken over yet.

00:32:48.420 Yeah.

00:32:48.740 No, nothing's happening yet.

00:32:49.460 So this surge is purely people, you know, revisiting the platform.

00:32:53.740 And people have been unbanned, right?

00:32:55.540 Like Tucker got back, Michelle Malkin maybe, or—

00:32:58.560 Michelle Malkin, Tucker, fake Mike Lindell.

00:33:01.140 A lot of fakes are popping up, so be careful.

00:33:03.260 Fake Mike Lindell's Twitter is back.

00:33:04.860 Um, yeah.

00:33:06.600 Um, and so there's good that can come out of this, you know?

00:33:11.820 Yeah.

00:33:12.020 There is an argument that the discourse held on Twitter has real-world impacts and stuff.

00:33:17.860 Um, and so, you know, I advise people not to rush to cynical judgments, you know?

00:33:24.740 Yeah.

00:33:25.060 And if you're a black pill and you think it's over and Elon's bad and we're screwed, then

00:33:28.980 just leave.

00:33:30.340 Just stay off the platform and just wait for them to kill you or whatever.

00:33:33.900 Yeah, I mean, shouldn't you be on some cabin or something?

00:33:36.800 Like, if you're that black-billed, shouldn't you be in some sort of cabin with no internet

00:33:41.020 and just kind of, uh, writing about the Industrial Revolution and its consequences or something

00:33:47.020 like that?

00:33:47.620 Andy Ngo had a great tweet.

00:33:49.020 Uh, he has a source from Twitter.

00:33:50.800 He said,

00:33:51.200 From my sources, vocal Twitter employees on internal chats indicate their biggest fear

00:33:56.120 is Donald Trump being unbanned.

00:33:58.060 Many express strong hatred towards Elon Musk and say they're sick of hearing about, quote,

00:34:03.500 free speech.

00:34:04.360 They're concerned about their mental health.

00:34:07.600 Your job?

00:34:08.440 Oh, you can't do your job, your mental health?

00:34:10.260 And get out.

00:34:10.860 You're fired.

00:34:11.620 We need to hire someone who can do the job and not be scared about free speech because

00:34:16.140 of their mental health.

00:34:17.700 Yeah.

00:34:18.040 Imagine, like, a waiter who just couldn't serve someone because of their mental health.

00:34:21.860 Yeah, like a vegan.

00:34:22.500 But that guy came in every week and it's like, well, I can't serve him, you know?

00:34:25.460 Or, like, a vegan waiter working at a steakhouse.

00:34:27.760 Like, this is too much.

00:34:29.400 It's like, don't worry.

00:34:30.200 I don't think you should work here, buddy.

00:34:31.500 Get fucking lost.

00:34:32.640 Get lost.

00:34:33.300 Pack up your shit and go home.

00:34:34.520 You're fired.

00:34:35.540 But, yeah, the mental health thing, that's another leading with your emotions.

00:34:40.060 My emotions matter more than, like, what, fairness?

00:34:42.640 Who bought the company?

00:34:43.720 And it's the least common denominator at that point.

00:34:45.720 Is anyone mentally affected?

00:34:47.580 Is there anyone's mental health affected by this?

00:34:49.560 And as long as one person raises their hand, it's like, okay, well, we can't have free speech.

00:34:53.960 That's just an easy out.

00:34:55.180 And you have weak people that you employ that are very progressive.

00:34:58.140 And that's what you're going to get.

00:34:59.440 You're going to be able to justify it, but not anymore, hopefully, with Elon.

00:35:02.680 Business Insider had a funny before and after years ago.

00:35:08.080 They tweeted, billionaire Jeff Bezos, Washington Post buy marks a fascinating cultural transition in America.

00:35:14.760 And then when Elon bought Twitter, they said, Elon Musk's attempt to buy Twitter represents a chilling new threat.

00:35:20.080 Billionaire trolls taking over social media.

00:35:22.840 I would love for that to be the case.

00:35:25.340 Yeah.

00:35:25.780 Isn't there a world where we can, you know how, like, AMC and GameStop, the stonks, like, went crazy based on hype.

00:35:32.620 And, like, retail, buying it and stuff like that.

00:35:36.020 It's like, isn't there a world where, and this is probably illegal, but it's like, if Elon's, if Tesla ripped up, right, and Elon could use his holdings of Tesla stock to, like, he did this, to secure loans.

00:35:48.820 Yeah.

00:35:49.380 Couldn't, like, if Tesla ripped up, couldn't he buy another platform?

00:35:53.240 And then everyone knows, like, all right, Elon's on the good side trying to buy these platforms.

00:35:58.460 I'm going to buy Tesla to give him more resources, and then he's going to buy Instagram, or he's going to buy Facebook.

00:36:03.120 Yeah.

00:36:03.480 Stuff like that.

00:36:04.520 I mean, it's feasible.

00:36:06.080 There's a world.

00:36:06.880 We could meme stock anywhere.

00:36:08.140 We can add 50 billion of value to basically anything if you get enough attention on it.

00:36:12.180 Yeah, so I thought that was interesting.

00:36:14.480 Trump, so far, has said that he's not going to rejoin Twitter, which I think is a terrible decision.

00:36:19.620 Me too.

00:36:20.260 I don't like that decision.

00:36:21.500 I don't like Truth Social.

00:36:23.340 Someone stole my account.

00:36:24.600 Yeah.

00:36:24.940 And they're holding it hostage.

00:36:26.480 Like, it says Fleckis is trying.

00:36:27.780 If you go to Fleckis on Truth Social, it says, like, this account, Fleckis is trying to steal this account.

00:36:32.280 Yeah, because someone got there first.

00:36:35.040 With the intent to sell it to you?

00:36:36.460 With the intent to sell it to me, but it's like Fleckis is a trademark that's a made-up word.

00:36:41.520 It's not like I'm, like, Patriot Joe or something.

00:36:43.700 Yeah, exactly.

00:36:44.080 It's like, it's a trademark, Fleckis, Fleckis Talks, and the person just stole the account.

00:36:49.040 I guess not stole, got there first, but stole my trademark.

00:36:52.480 And then what happened?

00:36:53.340 And then I reached out to Truth, and I tried to get them to do it, and then they got the guy out and put me in, but then the guy got back in.

00:36:59.160 The guy still had access and was posting, Fleckis is attempting to steal this account.

00:37:02.960 Like, it's like, it's his account.

00:37:04.120 Well, yeah, I'm not going to say you can have it, because that would probably be taken out of context and maybe sent to Truth.

00:37:09.340 And then I'm like, oh, Fleckis said you can have it.

00:37:11.160 But I just, I'm not prioritizing Truth Social.

00:37:14.320 I don't like being in the echo chamber.

00:37:16.600 I don't think mainstream people are going to come over to Truth.

00:37:19.640 I'd rather be in Twitter where the action's at, especially if we have a fair playing field.

00:37:23.500 And we're stronger.

00:37:24.480 We're much stronger.

00:37:24.980 And that's what Trump should do, too.

00:37:26.080 I don't think Trump should be staying off of Twitter.

00:37:29.540 Maybe it's for his lawsuit that I'm involved in as well.

00:37:32.020 Yeah.

00:37:32.160 Maybe it's just to help the stock price.

00:37:35.920 You're going to turn down like $100 million followers and the most engagement ever coming back.

00:37:40.480 Like, I just think that's not smart.

00:37:41.740 And I get it.

00:37:42.220 He's got financial interests and Truth Social and all that.

00:37:45.080 But man, I think that's a missed opportunity for him not to come back.

00:37:48.780 Yeah.

00:37:49.320 So all that being said, Elon buying Twitter is great action.

00:37:54.920 I'm hoping for the best.

00:37:55.820 He could have done a lot with $44 billion.

00:37:58.640 Could have given $10 million to every kid in America.

00:38:01.140 Yeah.

00:38:01.440 What?

00:38:02.260 Exactly.

00:38:02.720 With some bad napkin math.

00:38:04.560 Some bad math you can get anywhere.

00:38:05.920 With some she, her pronoun math, you start crossing things out.

00:38:09.140 You could have given every American 125 zebra cakes.

00:38:12.980 And yeah.

00:38:13.720 And everybody goes, oh, yo, Elon, you could have done so much with this.

00:38:17.640 It's like our government spent like trillions.

00:38:20.620 Yeah.

00:38:20.880 And we have nothing to show for it.

00:38:22.400 Yeah.

00:38:22.760 Everyone's mad at Elon.

00:38:24.040 Oh, you could have stopped world hunger.

00:38:25.900 Oh, you could have donated this and fixed Detroit.

00:38:28.120 It's like, dude, we give trillions of our own dollars to the government who spends it on

00:38:32.940 whatever.

00:38:33.640 On nothing.

00:38:34.480 On Zelensky.

00:38:35.540 Yeah.

00:38:36.380 Zelensky's Coke problem.

00:38:37.740 Yeah.

00:38:38.120 Zelensky's nose nachos get a lot of our money.

00:38:40.300 And what?

00:38:40.980 Now he's, what did Zelensky say?

00:38:42.500 I need $7 billion a week or something.

00:38:43.860 $7 billion a month, apparently.

00:38:45.220 Yeah.

00:38:45.420 Me too, dog.

00:38:46.340 Me too.

00:38:47.200 Hey, Zelensky, are we just offering?

00:38:49.040 Yeah.

00:38:49.280 I do too.

00:38:50.180 Yeah.

00:38:50.780 So we're going to find out what it all is.

00:38:53.700 I'm hopeful.

00:38:54.660 I'm more active on Twitter.

00:38:56.100 Follow me at Fleckus.

00:38:57.840 We're going to find out.

00:38:58.760 Is Elon a good guy?

00:38:59.600 Is he the Antichrist?

00:39:00.560 We'll find out soon.

00:39:01.440 Keep checking on the show to find out.

00:39:02.780 And if leftist Twitter and leftist news shows are any indication, it's looking like a

00:39:08.560 good thing.

00:39:09.380 Yeah.

00:39:09.640 I think so too.

00:39:10.400 So let's get into our urban decay.

00:39:15.200 Clip one.

00:39:16.420 Looter gets back kicked.

00:39:18.480 Yeah.

00:39:18.620 This was a satisfying one.

00:39:21.020 I'll let it play.

00:39:26.000 So there's a security type guy, store worker.

00:39:29.740 Kids filling up his backpack, 7-Eleven.

00:39:32.040 And just get absolutely, he gets absolutely back kicked.

00:39:35.140 Boom.

00:39:36.340 That's what you get.

00:39:37.960 That's heartwarming stuff.

00:39:39.140 That should be an uplifting goal.

00:39:40.700 People are fed up.

00:39:41.720 I think that's like a fed up meter.

00:39:43.520 Like that guy wouldn't normally do it probably.

00:39:46.100 A year ago, two years ago.

00:39:47.460 If this was 2018, he'd be like, damn.

00:39:50.600 We have insurance.

00:39:51.600 Yeah.

00:39:51.820 We have insurance.

00:39:52.500 But now it's like everyone's taking advantage of us.

00:39:54.440 And it happens probably every day.

00:39:56.240 Every single day.

00:39:56.440 So the guy's like, I'm done.

00:39:58.320 So good.

00:39:59.000 We love to see it.

00:40:01.380 Next story from Urban Decay.

00:40:03.060 Man shot in Jack in the Box for missing ranch.

00:40:07.640 Yeah.

00:40:07.820 Apparently a man shot a Jack in the Box worker because he didn't want to pay extra for ranch,

00:40:12.000 deputies say.

00:40:12.820 So that's a 50 cent dispute.

00:40:16.060 Are you on the run from the police right now, Richard Rappoy?

00:40:18.820 To be fair, he may have ordered the stuffed jalapenos.

00:40:24.340 And he needed the ranch.

00:40:25.320 And he needed the ranch.

00:40:26.160 I actually hate ranch.

00:40:27.400 I think ranch is disgusting.

00:40:28.640 I like ranch.

00:40:29.160 He likes blue cheese, which is gross cave cheese grown in the dark.

00:40:34.620 Festering.

00:40:35.500 It's sophisticated.

00:40:38.340 I hate ranch.

00:40:39.640 I hate ranch.

00:40:40.360 I had this really bad experience in college where all my friends, including you, Richard

00:40:45.340 Rappoy, would order pizzas and say, oh, cider ranch.

00:40:48.600 And then they dip the pizza in ranch.

00:40:50.260 And it was that watery ranch.

00:40:52.280 It was that real watery ranch, like light, not thick.

00:40:56.200 That was my favorite ranch ever.

00:40:58.040 I'll do it again.

00:40:59.740 Yeah.

00:40:59.980 So that's disgusting.

00:41:00.940 I am not a ranch fan.

00:41:02.320 I think it's disgusting.

00:41:03.380 I've had bad experiences.

00:41:04.880 But I do have a little list here, Richard Rappoy.

00:41:06.740 We're going to go through a yes or no.

00:41:07.980 This is basically my list of condiments I would shoot someone over.

00:41:12.880 And I want you to say yes or no.

00:41:14.320 Would you as well?

00:41:15.720 So number one, drawn butter.

00:41:16.920 Garlic aioli.

00:41:23.640 Marionette.

00:41:24.820 No, that's your thing.

00:41:26.620 That's my thing.

00:41:27.220 I don't like that.

00:41:27.540 Marionette on oysters.

00:41:28.720 That's my thing.

00:41:29.720 Au jus.

00:41:31.280 If I had a French dip and the au jus didn't come.

00:41:35.700 Yeah, that's a shooting offense.

00:41:38.220 Exactly.

00:41:38.740 You got the French dip and you got the horseradish and you just need to dip it in au jus and there's

00:41:42.520 no au jus.

00:41:43.200 That's happened to me.

00:41:43.880 I'm getting like PTSD from that time where I ordered two French dips and no au jus came.

00:41:49.560 Or one time I ordered French dips and the au jus was blown out and blew up in the box

00:41:52.800 and the whole thing was soaked.

00:41:53.960 All wet.

00:41:54.620 The paper was all wet.

00:41:55.760 But it did soak into the sandwich a little bit.

00:41:57.460 So it wasn't that bad.

00:41:58.520 But it wasn't au jus how I would have liked it.

00:42:01.960 And finally, Chick-fil-A sauce.

00:42:05.280 No.

00:42:06.080 Okay.

00:42:06.560 I won't shoot over Chick-fil-A sauce.

00:42:07.900 Three out of five.

00:42:08.660 Three out of five.

00:42:09.300 That's a lot of shooting.

00:42:11.060 But the interesting thing is this is another theme that we've seen of people just doing

00:42:15.260 crazy shit for the lowest amount of money ever because they get worked up.

00:42:19.280 You know?

00:42:19.720 This is just like someone who maybe got a little attitude and apparently the worker was shot

00:42:24.260 in the hand.

00:42:25.340 Like handing the ranch like boom.

00:42:27.080 Um, so yeah, real, real nice society we live in here.

00:42:31.820 You took out all your anger and frustration on the worker who's making $9.50.

00:42:36.680 Yeah.

00:42:37.420 Moving on to our next clip.

00:42:38.740 Speaking of fighting over condiments, listen to what this lady got was fighting over mustard

00:42:45.660 at the Boston Bruins game.

00:42:49.800 Get a fucking napkin and wipe it off my shit now!

00:42:54.300 So this guy apparently got some of the condiment.

00:42:56.500 Uh, he had, yeah, dropped a hot dog on his, her jacket or something.

00:42:59.780 On the fur, the fur lining of her jacket.

00:43:02.060 So she's got some condiment.

00:43:02.960 First it's in my hair, then it's on my clothes, it's on my boyfriend's shirt.

00:43:07.360 You're gonna see me, I'm like a pussy!

00:43:10.200 Apologize, I'm a fucking man!

00:43:12.780 Hey, hey, hey, hey!

00:43:13.980 Yeah, it's over, man!

00:43:14.980 Really?

00:43:16.000 He can't stand up and apologize.

00:43:19.040 Poor guy.

00:43:19.860 I love the guy because at first he goes, yeah, I'll help you wipe it off, but he doesn't.

00:43:23.200 And then she goes, I'm a fucking pussy!

00:43:25.660 Like a man!

00:43:26.500 And he goes, whoa!

00:43:28.060 Yeah, real drunk, Boston trash, beer drunk, mad she can't smoke cigs in the arena.

00:43:34.920 Yeah.

00:43:35.200 Just real trash right there.

00:43:37.060 My Bruins night is ruined!

00:43:39.240 Yeah, because of your fake fur jacket got mustard on it.

00:43:42.420 Yeah.

00:43:42.820 So, and then what's up with this woman acting like a man?

00:43:45.300 You're a pussy?

00:43:46.420 Like...

00:43:46.940 I hate when girls try to tell guys how to be a man.

00:43:50.120 Uh, yeah.

00:43:50.580 Like when a girl is like, oh, that's not alpha, you shouldn't do that.

00:43:53.740 It's like, you're literally a girl.

00:43:55.720 Yeah.

00:43:56.200 Don't even look at me.

00:43:57.060 Don't, you don't have any real say on what an alpha move is.

00:44:00.220 You don't have to worry about that.

00:44:01.420 This is the type of woman who would like start chirping at someone and then just get her boyfriend or husband absolutely knocked out.

00:44:07.420 Yeah.

00:44:07.620 Like he would, oh, I gotta step up and then it's like a huge guy and he gets slept on the concrete.

00:44:13.520 This is how you handle that.

00:44:14.740 It happens and you go, oh, I spilled mustard on your jacket by accident.

00:44:18.300 I'm sorry about that.

00:44:19.160 I'll help you clean it up.

00:44:20.280 And then once it escalates past that, you just go, like, just look, you leave.

00:44:25.100 Yeah.

00:44:25.500 Out of my circle.

00:44:26.340 Out of my circle.

00:44:27.440 I did the apology.

00:44:28.680 I tried to help.

00:44:29.480 It was an accident.

00:44:30.840 This is over.

00:44:31.720 What's the result that this lady wanted?

00:44:33.500 Like, on your knees?

00:44:35.480 Like, I'm so sorry.

00:44:36.400 You're so much smarter and better than me.

00:44:38.000 I couldn't have done that.

00:44:39.300 I think she wanted him to react aggressively so she could hit the guy.

00:44:44.900 Yeah.

00:44:45.180 I think she was looking to swing.

00:44:46.620 You can tell by the tone.

00:44:47.560 Like, that tone up top like that.

00:44:49.160 Oh, you fucking pussy.

00:44:50.840 It's like, there's not, you're not justifiably upset.

00:44:55.200 You're just looking for a fight and you're just, you know the rules of I can't throw the first punch, I guess.

00:44:59.680 Exactly.

00:45:00.120 Which I'm surprised.

00:45:00.660 This is some, you know, Boston trash.

00:45:03.020 Yeah.

00:45:03.440 I thought she might be just throw the first punch.

00:45:05.480 Uh, this guy handled himself well.

00:45:07.480 Yeah.

00:45:07.760 That's what I would do.

00:45:08.700 And it's the most uncomfortable thing.

00:45:10.580 That's why I don't go outside.

00:45:11.900 Isn't that so embarrassing?

00:45:13.140 You can just like make a small mistake and someone can cause a scene that goes viral and someone's filming.

00:45:19.260 And now you're just in that.

00:45:21.120 Because you went to the hockey game, you got a hot dog and you spilled.

00:45:24.400 And everyone's on top of each other because the seats aren't that, they don't have that much space because they need to make money.

00:45:29.180 That's why you don't go to the hockey game.

00:45:30.260 And if you do go to a hockey game, you have to have good seats.

00:45:32.680 It keeps the riffraff out.

00:45:33.900 Yeah.

00:45:34.280 This is in the 300s.

00:45:35.500 This is in the top.

00:45:36.480 This is in the top shelf.

00:45:38.260 We used to do that in Chicago, the United Center.

00:45:40.740 It's like, keep the kids out of the 300s.

00:45:42.960 Like, is that like a dangerous?

00:45:44.760 Oh, that's where the drunk cheapest tickets.

00:45:47.060 People who are coming to get fucked up.

00:45:48.880 Right.

00:45:49.280 I hate that.

00:45:50.560 I know.

00:45:51.060 I hate that.

00:45:51.760 I only go to things if I have like a box experience.

00:45:54.860 I want like private parking.

00:45:56.520 I want a private entrance.

00:45:57.620 And I want like a room.

00:45:59.720 And then I don't go to anything.

00:46:00.640 And then the end result, he doesn't go anywhere.

00:46:02.180 I don't go to anything.

00:46:02.900 I don't have that.

00:46:03.660 I don't have those resources.

00:46:05.340 No SUV comes to pick him up.

00:46:07.200 I need SUV to the truck to the plane.

00:46:10.160 I need SUV to come get me.

00:46:11.840 I need like hot, hot buffet basically in the box.

00:46:15.380 Yeah.

00:46:15.700 And everyone thinks like, oh, Fluckus, you're fancy.

00:46:17.560 I don't go to anything.

00:46:19.440 He just doesn't go.

00:46:20.340 I've never had that experience.

00:46:21.700 But that's the experience I will have.

00:46:23.600 And I have, like when I was younger, I had a finance job in New York.

00:46:27.600 And I worked for Citigroup.

00:46:29.020 Citigroup had a box.

00:46:31.000 But even then, they, I was invited.

00:46:34.200 You have to go with like co-workers and stuff.

00:46:35.920 You can't actually.

00:46:36.840 Yeah.

00:46:37.400 I was invited to a Super Bowl 2012 or 13.

00:46:43.120 With Citigroup?

00:46:43.800 From Citigroup?

00:46:44.500 I think it was the Citigroup box.

00:46:45.880 Yeah.

00:46:46.120 It was like a big group that we basically like, it was like a raffle or something on

00:46:49.940 who gets to go.

00:46:50.900 And I was allowed to go.

00:46:53.620 And it was.

00:46:54.320 When it was at Giants Stadium.

00:46:54.880 It was at Giants Stadium.

00:46:56.000 It was a Super Bowl.

00:46:57.020 And I remember just being like, yeah, I can't go.

00:46:59.460 And they're like, what do you mean?

00:47:00.720 Like, you kind of have to go.

00:47:02.260 And I said, I watch the Super Bowl every year with my grandpa.

00:47:08.060 Yeah.

00:47:08.320 And he's getting old.

00:47:09.840 So I really don't want to, I don't want to miss any Super Bowls in case he's not around

00:47:14.240 next year.

00:47:14.920 And meanwhile, the real answer was, I didn't want to go to New Jersey on a Sunday.

00:47:18.580 Yeah.

00:47:18.920 Where the 100,000 people are all in New Jersey trying to park at Giants Stadium and then get

00:47:23.860 back home at three in the morning and then go to work at 5.30 a.m.

00:47:27.720 So I just didn't go.

00:47:28.860 I sat by myself on my couch, chips and dip, watched the game.

00:47:32.200 That's what I prefer.

00:47:33.200 I mean, the Super Bowl is a scene.

00:47:34.800 I would go if I didn't have work the next day.

00:47:37.980 But yeah, that's basically it.

00:47:39.700 So if you guys want to ever hang out with me at a sporting event and you have the box,

00:47:44.000 I'm ready.

00:47:45.260 Yeah.

00:47:46.060 Moving on.

00:47:46.760 Last piece of Urban Decay.

00:47:47.820 This one is from outside of our country, from Sweden.

00:47:51.300 There was a Swedish study done that was basically trying to figure out who's doing all the rapes

00:47:55.740 because the rape has gone up in Sweden.

00:47:57.320 Obviously, everyone knows that.

00:47:58.680 Yep.

00:47:58.920 And they were trying to figure out who did the rapes and they figured it out and then

00:48:01.960 they got into some trouble.

00:48:03.620 What exactly happened, Rapoy?

00:48:04.800 Yeah.

00:48:05.100 So this is from an article that's kind of being underreported.

00:48:07.880 Obviously, it's Swedish.

00:48:08.980 It's not, you know, super mainstream and American.

00:48:11.620 But the headline is Swedish scientists prosecuted for finding that most rapes are committed by

00:48:16.900 immigrants.

00:48:18.620 So a recent case in Sweden could explain why politicians and human rights activists often claim there's

00:48:24.500 no scientific evidence for higher criminality within immigrant communities in Western societies.

00:48:29.420 So basically, this woman, Christina Sundquist from Sweden's Lund University, basically set

00:48:36.500 out to do a little research paper on rapes.

00:48:38.680 And, you know, this is kind of what the academic types do.

00:48:41.720 They, well, let's try to figure out human behavior.

00:48:44.440 Let's see what's actually going on.

00:48:46.380 But they stumbled upon some disturbing information about the ethnic profile of these rapists.

00:48:51.400 Namely, over 50% of them were immigrants.

00:48:55.920 And of those, of those immigrants, another 40% or 47% of those were born outside of Sweden.

00:49:05.240 So imported, brought in, and just got to raping.

00:49:09.740 And the years for that study were 2011 to 15, I believe.

00:49:14.080 2000, I believe it was even earlier, actually.

00:49:16.480 I think it was the year 2000 to 2015.

00:49:20.020 And then in 2015, there was a huge influx of even more immigrants.

00:49:24.240 So basically, for the 15 years they did the study, 2000 to 2015, it was majority immigrants

00:49:30.520 doing the rapings.

00:49:31.780 And that was before they had that massive push for all those new North African, Middle Eastern

00:49:38.140 immigrants.

00:49:40.000 So maybe it got better.

00:49:41.520 Probably not, based on the science.

00:49:43.200 Based on extrapolation, we'll do some quick.

00:49:45.800 Based on extrapolation, it got way worse.

00:49:48.220 So there's way more immigrants from third world countries, shithole countries is what

00:49:54.200 I would call them, because obviously we've seen some proof that people just come out raping.

00:49:59.980 And so also remember a couple of years back, like during the Trump era, when there were

00:50:05.560 just grenades going off in Sweden, in Malmo and those weird cities where all the immigrants

00:50:11.460 kind of gathered, yeah.

00:50:13.940 So they're bringing in a culture, and it's not very Swedish.

00:50:17.820 Not very Swedish.

00:50:18.660 And then what happened to the people who did the study?

00:50:20.820 Was that information received properly and then distributed to people that can make changes

00:50:26.520 to improve society?

00:50:28.360 Interestingly, no.

00:50:30.340 The research conducted by Sundquist and her colleagues was submitted to the Board of Appeal

00:50:35.820 for Ethical Review, a body reporting to the Swedish Ministry of Education.

00:50:40.300 They will investigate whether Sundquist and Professor, a Swedish name, the co-author of

00:50:45.600 the paper, were given an ethical license to handle sensitive data.

00:50:50.780 So they set out on this kind of looking for like commonalities in rape.

00:50:53.780 Like, what is it?

00:50:54.360 Are they all alcoholics?

00:50:56.280 Do they all have drug problems?

00:50:57.520 Do they all have, oh, they're all immigrants.

00:50:59.700 We got the data.

00:51:00.840 It's pretty convincing.

00:51:01.880 It's over 50%.

00:51:02.760 It's crazy.

00:51:03.880 Like, this is breaking news.

00:51:05.060 Let's bring it to the authorities.

00:51:06.180 And the authorities go, you shouldn't have had that data.

00:51:09.980 You shouldn't have had that information.

00:51:11.640 These extrapolations are actually kind of problematic.

00:51:14.240 It's like being in a nightmare.

00:51:15.960 This is like a Flecka's dream.

00:51:17.800 Like, wake up.

00:51:18.760 Like, no, no.

00:51:19.620 It's not about that.

00:51:20.620 We have the information.

00:51:21.660 We know the truth.

00:51:22.600 Yeah.

00:51:22.880 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:51:23.980 I can't speak.

00:51:25.040 It's like, wake up.

00:51:25.900 You're going to be in trouble for this.

00:51:27.780 It's like, me?

00:51:29.060 So ethical license to handle sensitive data of all the women.

00:51:32.840 Because obviously, you know, this is all women.

00:51:36.400 They do have some male sexual crimes in here.

00:51:40.040 But, you know, male victims.

00:51:42.120 But this is all women.

00:51:42.880 So you're importing these people out of, what, Western shame?

00:51:47.420 And they're literally just rapeing your women.

00:51:50.480 And the number of people you can import is never ending.

00:51:54.200 So it's like, you think like, oh, we'll bring in a million.

00:51:57.000 And like, that sounds like a lot.

00:51:58.320 It's a drop in the bucket.

00:51:59.400 It's nothing.

00:52:00.420 You could never import enough people to positively affect global poverty or anything like that.

00:52:06.380 That's like where people get mixed up.

00:52:07.720 Like, oh, they just want a better life.

00:52:09.040 Or we have to help people.

00:52:10.940 The people you're helping, it's a drop in an ocean.

00:52:15.280 Yeah, and then here's a sentence that'll just make you furious.

00:52:20.620 The scientists were also criticized for insufficient evaluation as they failed to indicate how their research should reduce exclusion and improve integration.

00:52:30.640 So it's like, guys, no, no, no.

00:52:32.140 The opposite.

00:52:32.740 We got to get rid of these guys.

00:52:33.920 We got to get rid of these people and stop bringing them in.

00:52:35.860 It's like, there's the inclusion.

00:52:37.240 It's like less inclusion would be the extrapolation.

00:52:39.280 So this is the same thing where you set your intended goal.

00:52:44.180 And then if the data and research and studies don't help that intended goal, you go, whoa, whoa, how does this reduce exclusion and improve integration of these immigrants?

00:52:53.300 It's not good.

00:52:54.780 So, yeah, I think they, I don't know what they want.

00:52:58.800 They want people to look at data and go, hmm, how old was he?

00:53:01.600 How this was he?

00:53:02.460 Don't look at his skin color or where he came from.

00:53:04.980 Hey, a lot of these rapists are men.

00:53:07.360 They'll do that one, too.

00:53:08.660 I know.

00:53:09.040 Where it's like, oh, and then the Swedish men will be like, oh, us guys need to do better.

00:53:13.100 Yeah, exactly.

00:53:14.040 I don't even know how to do a Swedish accent.

00:53:15.540 Us guys need to improve.

00:53:16.800 The Swedens need to improve.

00:53:18.700 We need to do better.

00:53:19.260 Don't they do like that?

00:53:20.200 Yeah, they do like that.

00:53:21.500 Thinker, thinker, donker.

00:53:22.000 Well, that's a grim urban decay section.

00:53:25.220 Yeah.

00:53:25.680 Thankfully, not in America, but hey, it probably is.

00:53:29.380 Joe Biden.

00:53:30.200 He'll try.

00:53:31.180 Let's get out of urban decay and up into the uplifting gold section.

00:53:35.560 Tough pivot from Swedish.

00:53:36.840 Tough pivot.

00:53:37.780 Let's not get depressed.

00:53:39.200 Let's get into some clips that are going to be positive and remind us what life is all about.

00:53:44.020 First one.

00:53:44.940 I'm not familiar with this one.

00:53:46.620 Bike wheelie kit.

00:53:48.840 Yeah, you sent it to me.

00:53:49.960 Little kid doing the wheelie and the big bike gang.

00:53:56.080 Well, this isn't uplifting.

00:53:57.680 This should be an urban decay.

00:53:59.340 We don't need more people riding bikes like this.

00:54:02.620 Packs of bikers just ignoring all laws and going through.

00:54:06.100 This is a bike gang.

00:54:07.280 We don't need more of this.

00:54:08.220 But the kid.

00:54:09.600 It's a kid doing it, so it's fun.

00:54:10.980 Yeah.

00:54:11.300 So that should be an urban decay.

00:54:12.960 I don't know why that was in there.

00:54:13.920 This is actually bad.

00:54:15.220 0 for 1.

00:54:15.880 0 for 1.

00:54:16.480 Number two.

00:54:17.280 College kid drops microwave.

00:54:18.980 This is going to be an 0 for 2.

00:54:23.480 Just throwing a microwave off the roof.

00:54:25.640 There's a car.

00:54:26.460 Did you ever, growing up, do something like that?

00:54:35.320 Didn't you, a couple years ago, throw a frozen turkey off of an overpass?

00:54:39.400 Like two years ago?

00:54:41.320 No.

00:54:42.360 Shut up, man.

00:54:43.860 I'm just kidding.

00:54:44.460 A woman died.

00:54:45.020 He never did that.

00:54:45.960 He never did that.

00:54:46.720 I did some minor vandalism in my high school years.

00:54:50.140 Whoa.

00:54:50.500 What kind of stuff?

00:54:51.420 Like a bonka mailbox, you know?

00:54:53.780 Bonka mailbox?

00:54:54.540 Like you just break them?

00:54:56.400 Baseball bat out the car window type shit.

00:54:58.800 That's not good.

00:54:59.360 Egg to car.

00:55:00.180 Egg to moving car.

00:55:01.160 Was it like, was it the mailbox bonking?

00:55:05.240 Was that on people's houses you knew or just random?

00:55:08.220 Random.

00:55:08.660 That makes it better.

00:55:10.100 And then we stole our football coaches.

00:55:11.920 We did our football coaches mailbox.

00:55:13.960 Oh, interesting.

00:55:14.860 Bonked it.

00:55:15.260 We used to go up to those, like the mailboxes at the end of the street that go just up and

00:55:19.240 out, you know?

00:55:20.040 We used to walk up to them, deadlift them, and then pick it up like an axe and jackhammer

00:55:24.880 up to the ground.

00:55:26.700 Some nice guy.

00:55:28.000 Some nice, I mean, it's fucked up, but some not funny.

00:55:30.480 Some nice guy.

00:55:31.600 Yeah.

00:55:31.980 Oh, I mean, it's like bored teenagers, right?

00:55:34.540 Some nice guy would wake up the next morning and go, honey, like what?

00:55:37.920 Our stuff is destroyed.

00:55:39.900 Does someone hate us?

00:55:40.800 Who would take the mailbox out and hammer it on the ground like a hammer?

00:55:44.980 Yeah, so that was bad.

00:55:46.660 I've learned.

00:55:47.340 I've grown.

00:55:47.880 Yeah, that was a long time ago.

00:55:49.160 I used to go gnoming in high school, work on Fridays.

00:55:51.880 I did that too.

00:55:52.400 We'd just get in my pickup truck on Fridays, then we'd just drive around the neighborhood

00:55:55.820 and then just anyone who had a garden gnome, people would get out of the truck and the

00:55:59.520 truck would always be moving and then they would run and then grab the gnome and then

00:56:02.760 throw it in the back of the truck and get back in.

00:56:06.080 We used to do that.

00:56:07.220 And then we'd put the gnomes on our football coach's car and he'd be like, who's doing that?

00:56:11.140 Like, it's so weird.

00:56:12.660 And then we would blame like the weird kid on the team.

00:56:14.900 Nice.

00:56:15.500 Yeah.

00:56:15.940 That's a little less damaging.

00:56:17.600 A little less damaging.

00:56:20.320 Yeah.

00:56:20.920 We never got anything that was like expensive or nice.

00:56:23.960 I had some cool stuff though.

00:56:25.280 I had this goose named Clark that was like this tall, like three feet tall.

00:56:30.900 It was like a big stone goose.

00:56:32.380 And then before football games, I'd put him outside my car for good luck.

00:56:35.980 Nice.

00:56:36.440 Yeah.

00:56:36.680 That was pretty cool.

00:56:37.540 Yeah.

00:56:37.800 That wasn't that.

00:56:38.500 We weren't doing anything too crazy.

00:56:40.140 Yeah.

00:56:40.380 Egg the house, bunk the mailbox, you know, victimless crimes.

00:56:44.660 Yeah.

00:56:45.120 And then like the people who are.

00:56:48.280 Victimless.

00:56:48.760 Guy wakes up and has to spend 200 bucks on a mailbox or something.

00:56:51.680 100% victim full.

00:56:53.240 And then anytime there was someone throwing off like a microwave off the roof like that.

00:56:56.760 Yeah.

00:56:57.040 I would obviously never be doing that because that's like grunt street soldier stuff.

00:57:01.260 Yeah.

00:57:01.440 That's like a foot soldier job.

00:57:03.260 But I would be the person who'd be like, oh, chuck it.

00:57:07.320 Encourage it.

00:57:08.060 Yeah, for sure.

00:57:08.720 Yo, jump the bike off the ramp.

00:57:10.620 You can do it.

00:57:11.420 It's like phone up.

00:57:12.820 Yeah, exactly.

00:57:14.020 So I was never actually getting in trouble.

00:57:16.600 Moving on.

00:57:17.380 Sand out of car.

00:57:18.840 Okay.

00:57:19.240 So that's 0 for 2, I would say.

00:57:20.520 That was uplifting.

00:57:21.740 High school memories.

00:57:23.080 Sand out of car is uplifting because a lot of people get sand in their car if they have

00:57:27.860 dogs or go to the beach and you don't know how to get it out.

00:57:29.920 And people say you're stuck forever with the sand.

00:57:32.300 It's like impossible to get out.

00:57:33.400 Yep.

00:57:33.740 This is how you get it out.

00:57:36.020 Massage.

00:57:36.420 If you're audio only, you have to just put your face on the mat and lick the sand and

00:57:40.820 it sticks to your tongue and it comes out.

00:57:43.420 So the massage thing, get the vacuum going.

00:57:45.580 Now we know.

00:57:46.640 Stimulates it.

00:57:47.200 Goes right to the vacuum.

00:57:48.520 That makes sense.

00:57:50.100 Moving on.

00:57:50.840 We have like a double uplifting goal.

00:57:52.080 That was uplifting.

00:57:53.080 Yeah.

00:57:53.460 Hey, should we show them the dog video from last week that never got into the show?

00:57:56.700 Which one's that?

00:57:57.560 The dog video.

00:57:58.480 The dog.

00:58:00.380 Oh, yeah.

00:58:01.040 Yeah.

00:58:01.600 We'll show that at the end.

00:58:02.580 Okay.

00:58:03.120 We'll play that at the end.

00:58:03.900 No commentary.

00:58:04.480 You got the commentary last week.

00:58:05.880 Exactly.

00:58:06.980 Basketball jump ball dance.

00:58:08.820 This is funny.

00:58:09.620 I'm pretty sure this is from recently.

00:58:11.120 If it's not, forgive us.

00:58:12.400 But it went viral this week.

00:58:14.020 They're doing a jump ball.

00:58:15.760 The guy's doing a little bit of a butt dance and the ref starts laughing.

00:58:18.740 That's uplifting.

00:58:19.660 Yeah.

00:58:20.020 That's funny.

00:58:21.060 I like that the ref starts laughing.

00:58:22.680 He's like.

00:58:23.340 And both teams laugh.

00:58:24.460 Take a little second to regain their composure and they're back to the game.

00:58:28.280 I like that.

00:58:28.900 Yeah.

00:58:29.160 Me too.

00:58:29.540 That's uplifting.

00:58:31.520 Basketball catch or baseball catch.

00:58:33.880 Pops it up.

00:58:35.260 This is probably lifting, uplifting too.

00:58:37.040 Fall ball.

00:58:38.000 Fall ball.

00:58:38.240 Headed for the stands.

00:58:38.980 Who's going to get it?

00:58:39.940 This one guy's going for it.

00:58:41.700 And then this other guy who has a baby catches it instead.

00:58:44.700 The guy who got caught over should be embarrassed.

00:58:46.840 Yeah.

00:58:47.020 This guy snags it with the bottle in his baby's mouth.

00:58:49.940 So.

00:58:50.540 And then the other guy just whiffed.

00:58:52.580 Yeah.

00:58:52.960 Got it taken from him.

00:58:53.880 He should have grabbed it.

00:58:56.200 Last clip.

00:58:58.260 Shoveling kids.

00:58:59.520 Snow shovel kids.

00:59:00.520 Oh, I got a camera.

00:59:05.220 I'm not watching this one.

00:59:07.280 Good luck.

00:59:08.060 Good luck.

00:59:09.220 Knock.

00:59:09.900 Yo, ring.

00:59:11.600 So kids are ringing the doorbell.

00:59:13.420 Looking for a job.

00:59:14.900 I'm in this house.

00:59:21.900 Hello.

00:59:22.900 Hi.

00:59:23.200 Do you want us to shove your driveway for 20 bucks?

00:59:25.880 Um, yeah.

00:59:28.100 Yes, we do.

00:59:29.480 Sorry, I'm just going to block the other thing.

00:59:31.000 Okay.

00:59:31.600 I'll get you 20 bucks right now.

00:59:33.140 But we have to leave.

00:59:34.420 So I'll give you the money.

00:59:35.460 If you can shovel it, then we'll be back in an hour.

00:59:37.140 Okay?

00:59:37.560 Okay.

00:59:38.000 Okay, one second.

00:59:40.040 So like 10 bucks each.

00:59:41.640 10 bucks each.

00:59:42.700 Yeah, for sure.

00:59:44.020 Thank you.

00:59:44.580 Thank you.

00:59:48.260 We're going to be rich.

00:59:55.280 It's good to be kid rich.

01:00:10.880 That's good stuff.

01:00:13.080 That's good stuff.

01:00:13.940 You always got to pay the kids if they're doing stuff.

01:00:16.020 Lemonade stands, shovel driveways.

01:00:18.620 I'm always giving money.

01:00:20.080 Do you ever have a job like that when you're a little?

01:00:22.020 I shoveled snow when I was a kid.

01:00:23.580 Yeah?

01:00:24.080 Yeah.

01:00:24.240 I never had that.

01:00:28.180 I used to be a caddy.

01:00:29.360 I was a caddy as well.

01:00:30.420 But I was too small.

01:00:31.520 I was like a sixth grader, seventh grader.

01:00:33.360 So I was like a bad caddy.

01:00:34.660 Like no one would want to be put with me as their caddy.

01:00:37.500 So I used to only caddy for the ladies nine holers.

01:00:40.140 Really?

01:00:40.600 Yeah.

01:00:41.100 That's funny.

01:00:41.840 Because I mean, you just caddy.

01:00:43.440 You're a caddy.

01:00:44.080 It's like, give me anyone, right?

01:00:45.160 Yeah.

01:00:45.760 Unless you want a high, unless you have your preference or your high profile.

01:00:49.340 But I was like a kid who couldn't carry two bags.

01:00:52.020 Yeah.

01:00:52.780 And being a caddy, you got to kind of know what you're doing.

01:00:56.720 And I was like, not really knowing.

01:00:58.720 When you get a first year caddy, you're not getting the best service.

01:01:02.560 Yeah.

01:01:02.840 So it was bad.

01:01:03.600 Then I created a little side business where people would call and be like, oh, bring my

01:01:06.740 bags to the front tee from like the caddy house.

01:01:09.680 And then I was too young to drive the golf cart.

01:01:12.660 So I would have to carry it across the place, across the parking lot.

01:01:16.820 And then they would see me carrying it in the summer.

01:01:19.080 And they'd be like, oh, this kid's sweating, working.

01:01:21.120 Like here's 10 bucks.

01:01:21.980 Here's five bucks.

01:01:22.660 And they'd tip me.

01:01:23.440 Nice.

01:01:23.800 So I made a little side business like that.

01:01:25.560 I was a bad caddy though.

01:01:26.560 Caddying.

01:01:27.120 I didn't get out.

01:01:28.520 Caddying where I'm from, you could start like earlier than you could get a job anywhere

01:01:33.480 else.

01:01:34.040 Yeah.

01:01:34.220 Like you could do it when you were 13 and you, when you couldn't work like at a subway

01:01:39.600 or, you know, you couldn't work anywhere else.

01:01:41.520 You learn a lot in the caddy house.

01:01:43.580 Caddyshack.

01:01:44.160 You watch ESPN.

01:01:46.640 You play cards.

01:01:48.560 Play rummy or spades.

01:01:50.700 I used to play spades.

01:01:51.960 Spades.

01:01:52.540 Some of the caddies smoke weed and you don't know what it is.

01:01:54.900 Yeah.

01:01:55.040 You're too young.

01:01:55.900 You don't even know.

01:01:56.420 What is that guy doing?

01:01:56.980 He's kind of strung out.

01:01:58.020 Who is that guy?

01:01:58.560 Yeah.

01:01:58.740 Those two guys went around back and they came back laughing.

01:02:01.380 Yeah.

01:02:01.600 It smells weird.

01:02:02.240 The caddy master's son always got the best, highest tippers.

01:02:05.920 Oh, interesting.

01:02:06.660 How does he get to do 36 holes every day?

01:02:08.580 What is this?

01:02:09.220 You learn about nepotism.

01:02:11.000 Mm-hmm.

01:02:11.740 Caddy's good experience.

01:02:12.700 Good American stuff.

01:02:13.680 Yeah.

01:02:13.880 That's it.

01:02:14.400 Uplifting gold.

01:02:15.580 We're out.

01:02:16.960 You've been fast today.

01:02:18.160 You've been going through clips.

01:02:19.240 You've been fast.

01:02:19.900 This is a good, efficient episode.

01:02:21.620 Yeah.

01:02:21.860 I like this pace.

01:02:23.020 All right.

01:02:23.440 Fair.

01:02:24.100 Well, that's it.

01:02:25.040 That's the end of the episode.

01:02:26.280 I think that's your time to do the outro, though.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - April 29, 2022

EPISODE 030 IN ELON WE TRUST ｜ MASS SHOOTINGS MEMORY HOLED ｜ PRONOUN MATH ｜ UPLIFTING GOLD

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