EPISODE 034 SPIRIT AIRLINES BEHAVIOR II | CRENSHAW GIVES OUR MONEY AWAY | TRANS KID FUNDRAISING | AXE THROWING SUCKS
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Today on the show, Dan Crenshaw went to Ukraine to make sure they got all our money. There was some Spirit Airlines behavior, this time at the United terminal, and in Cringe of the Week, a trans dad is raising money for his child's transition. All this and more on this week's episode of Fluckus Talks.
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All right. Welcome back to Fluckus Talks, the podcast, episode 34. Today on the show,
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Dan Crenshaw went to Ukraine to make sure they got all our money okay. Richard Ratboy and I
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went X-throwing and absolutely hated it. There was some Spirit Airlines behavior,
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this time at the United Terminal. We're going to tell you what really happened there.
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And in cringe of the week, a trans dad is raising money for his child's transition.
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All this and more. It's Fluckus Talks, the podcast, episode 34. Ranked the best new podcast of all
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because words are just words until action actually starts. And actions speak louder than words,
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but at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing
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to do. Very cool. Very cool. Very cool. It's Fluckus Talks, the podcast, featuring Richard.
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All right. One for one on the intro, as always. And guys, before we get into the show,
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and in the pinned comment. Moving on. Let's get into housekeeping. First things first, we didn't get
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invited to Davos this year. Bummer. Were you expecting to? You know, you could always get
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surprised. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. And basically, once May came around and it didn't
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come in the mail, the invitation didn't come in the mail, I knew we were kind of toast and it wasn't
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coming. No Switzerland for us. No Switzerland for us. Moving on. Richard Rappoy and I went axe
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throwing a couple of days ago and we did not have a good time. We actually had a really bad experience.
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Before we get into it, all of the people who worked at the axe throwing place
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kind of had like a Fleckus look. They were like a B-minus version of May.
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Buzzed head, flannel shirt. Not fully Fleckuses, but Fleckus adjacent for sure. So we went. There was
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a good group event there. So we went to have a nice time. We got there and we quickly realized that the
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axe throwing people try to treat axe throwing with the same reverence you would treat gun
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shooting. Yeah. Like try to pretend it's a good gun range. So we got there. There's like kids
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around. Everyone's doing whatever. It was a birthday party. We get to our lane. We're waiting
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for the rest of our group to come. Already signed the waivers. Already signed the waivers. And there's
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the axes in the bucket. So Richard Rappoy and I started throwing some axes. That's what we're here
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to do. Well, actually, it was it's like we rented the lane from six to eight o'clock. And then
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it's I'm looking at my clock. I go, oh, it's six oh four. The axes are right here. They're in the
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bucket. You want to rip some? Me and Fleckus start ripping. Yeah. And then some guy, stocky guy,
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buzzed head, beard, Fleckus adjacent, adjacent. He comes running over and he's like, what the fuck
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are you doing? Put that shit down. And he completely loses it. He like blew off. He had a blow off top
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moment like where he just lost it. And yeah. And he just absolutely shouted at Richard Rappoy. He's very
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embarrassing. It was hilarious. And then every and then all of the workers like pulled him aside
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and like had to calm him down. And then we didn't see him for the rest of the night. So basically
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got sent home after that. It was like a dad moment. Like, what are you fucking stupid?
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Like, yeah, that kind of energy. Like, what are you? Are you dense? And buddy, there's 13 year
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old girls over here throwing axes like we're over 30. We're fine. I looked up. I looked over my
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shoulder and there's literal third grade girls throwing axes. Yeah. So they absolutely humiliated
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themselves. They owe Richard Rappoy an apology. I know you're watching that guy. Yeah. I said,
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I'm not if I see that guy again, I'm going to demand an apology. But we never saw him again.
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You owe Richard Rappoy an apology by a lot. That's 100 percent for sure. Yeah. The axe
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throwing wasn't for us. It's just wasn't that cool. It's just one of those gimmick things.
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It's like you do it while you're having a couple of beers. Oh, yeah. And that's the other
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funny part. It's like, what are you stupid? And then like people are drinking beers
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while doing this. So it's like, how serious can this be? Yeah, exactly. And yeah, how
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serious can this be? They gave us a safety briefing and they were like, oh, yeah. And
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you know, going pro is pretty easy. You can win like 50 grand. He kind of looked at me
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like I think he picked me as his like group pick to click of the guy who could maybe go
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to the league for this. I think that's just in your head. That's definitely just in my
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head. But yeah, absolute nothing. Axe throwing, not cool. Treating it, you know, don't touch
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the blade, don't hand off the axe, all these stupid rules treating it like it's guns. It's
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not guns. It's an axe into a wood brick. It's a it's a hatchet. Yeah. It's not even
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an axe. Yeah. They call it axe throwing. The thing's this big. Yeah. So we want to get
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technical here. We can take this whole thing down. I'm not trying to, you know, ruin anyone's
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pastimes here, but it was not a good experience. People take it too seriously. And the IPA craft
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beer shaved head thing just wasn't for me. Not your crowd at all. Yeah. Moving on. We
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hated axe throwing and the place in St. Pete was very rude. Moving on. We just released
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a video in conjunction with Justin Awad. Yeah. A correspondent for us who did some street
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work in New York. Absolutely mind blowing. He went around asking people just very basic
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questions. Yep. And obviously everyone humiliated themselves and didn't know anything. One person
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was in an NYU graduation gown. NYU is a pretty nice school. It's like a top 20. Yeah. It's
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like a top 15 school. Yeah. The guy didn't know how many states there were. He didn't know
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how many states there were. He said 29. He said 29. Decent guess. What is that? Like
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you just kind of eyeballed the map and go, all right, 29. Two on the side, 29. So yeah, that
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was pretty weird. And then there was a girl who was asked who fought in the Civil War.
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What's his name? And then she said Kennedy. And then our guy, Justin, who's so good at
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this. He's like, yeah, yeah. Kennedy against who? And then she said, I didn't know. I think
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Kennedy for her meant Confederacy. Like she just like, you know, skewed the words a little
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bit and was thinking Confederacy, but can only say Kennedy. And it's interesting too, because
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we cover in cringe of the week, every week, all of the stuff that teachers are teaching
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kids, pronouns, the gender, George Floyd. And I'm starting to think that takes up a lot
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more brain space than we previously thought. That's what I'm thinking too. Cause I bet if
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you ask these people, can men get pregnant and stuff like that, they go, oh yeah, yeah.
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Yeah. So it's not a situation where the kids are taught everything. I know about the Renaissance.
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I know calculus. I know I speak three languages. I know about the sexual gender spectrum.
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I know about the struggles of BLM. I know geography. Like they don't know any of that
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stuff, but they do know the woke stuff that wastes your time and divides everybody.
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Yeah. They know how to do a green screen mode on Tik TOK. They know that inside and out,
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but you know, who fought in major wars and like anything about history. Goodbye.
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Yeah. So next time we do a video with him, we're going to have some follow-up questions
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that are going to be like, you know, how many planets can you name? Probably none. And then
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how many Kardashians can you name? Probably all of them. And it's going to kind of show
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the problem, uh, what we're dealing with here and, uh, in a small scale.
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Yeah, dude, this, this Tik TOK generation, uh, I'm worried. I'm extremely worried.
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So basically everyone's asleep and like these kids don't know what continent they're on or
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what century they're in. So they've been because of technology put to sleep and docile and beaten
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down to the point where we're going to get enslaved by AI again, guys, wake up. Yeah.
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We're going to get enslaved by AI again. It's basically already happened back on the table.
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Moving on to something more important. Uh, speaking of Kardashians, yeah. Courtney
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Kardashian married that guy. Yeah. The drummer, Travis Barker. Yeah. That part doesn't
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third time. Maybe that's what I'm hearing. That part doesn't matter. What, uh, is
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important is this was their serving size for their pasta plates here. So there's given
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out one biters to everybody. And now it makes me wonder, how do you eat enough? How do you
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eat pasta until you undo your pants with this serving size? You're taking 20 trips up to
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the buffet line. Like, wouldn't it look kind of stupid to be sitting at the table and have
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10 plates stacked up? Yeah, it would. Next to you. Wouldn't that be like embarrassing
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for some people? Yeah. So I don't know. I don't think the Kardashians are worried about
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that. I don't get, yeah, I guess they're not. Maybe that no one eats, maybe no one eats
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and everyone who's invited doesn't eat either. Uh, and if you really wanted to pig
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out, you have to expose yourself. McDonald's drive through after the
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Kardashian wedding. A hundred percent. So that was kind of stupid to me. Um, but
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it's gourmet. Yeah. I'm sure it's something fancy. Yeah. Must be. Yeah. Just the idea
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of, Hey, when I have 10 plates stacked up, I'm going to look really stupid and it's
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your fault and it's your fault. Kardashians. Yep. Uh, last thing a housekeeping. I
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invented something. You know how every week we talk about our gun tips and I give
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like the gun tips about the one in the shirt. That haven't been tested. They
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haven't been proved. They might work. They might not depending on the situation.
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Yes, exactly. I have a new one of those. Ready? Take yourselves back to Wild West
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times, right? You're a Wild West shooter. Draw. Boom. You know how you do it? Yep.
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Boom. Instead of being a fast draw guy or you pull the gun out and shoot people, imagine
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having a holster that rotates and all you have to do is push it down and then it brings
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the gun to person height to level. Yeah. To level. And then there's a apparatus where
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you push it down and it hits the trigger. Ooh. So instead of pulling the gun out and
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drawing, all you got to do is go bang and aim it up and then practice aiming attached to
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your side. You'd be the fastest gun in the West. Yeah. You get famous for that.
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Have you seen the speed people who do it? That's basically what they're doing, but with
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pulling it out. But they're pulling it out still. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm, I'm thinking like,
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how do I avoid wasted movement? Just bang straight down. The gun goes like this. And
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as it hits the down spot, it hits the trigger gun shoots. So bang, all you got to do is go
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straight down with it. Single lever. All right. I like it. You like that? Could fail. It seems
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like a Wild Wild West Will Smith type tool that he would have. Yes. You know, exactly. It could
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fail, but as long as you practice all year, just bang, bang and get really good with your
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aiming. I think it could be a skill and it could create like an urban legend of like
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the fastest gun on the West type guy. And then he never even takes it out. Yeah. Never
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even takes it out. You could be the fastest gun on whatever side of the Mississippi you're
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on. East or West, baby. That's what's up. All right. Housekeeping is done. That was a
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quick housekeeping. We're getting into our very important section, the Crenshaw section, the
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Crenshaw swing section, the section that we have to do again because of Dan Crenshaw. I'm
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not doing this, as Dan says, just to get clout and clicks. Not that popular, Dan. I'm doing
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this because Dan continues to expose himself as being a WEF rising star puppet. So like
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we said in the intro, Dan Crenshaw went to Ukraine to make sure they're getting all of our money
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okay. And that's what he did. And that's not even the worst of it. It actually gets worse.
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Dan did an interview the other day where the podcast guy said, Dan Crenshaw, what do you
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think about the Great Reset? People are talking about that. They think that you're not doing
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enough to stop it. What do you think? And here's what Dan Crenshaw replied.
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Where's it going over the next four to six years?
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I don't know if I danced around it. I just don't know anything about it.
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There are a lot of subjects that touch the Great Reset, or at least the philosophy of the Great
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And I don't care either. I think we're obsessing over it on the right a little bit. And look,
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I have been to the website and I saw, okay, this is, okay, this is why people are saying
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that. Cause I did look into that. Okay. They say something about a Great Reset. I don't look
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into it any more than that. Look, it's, it's a bunch of people. It's a, it's an organization
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that has no real power. I mean, yeah, they're, they're, look, there's always going to be people
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that, that maybe, I think what they mean by Great Reset is the same thing the Democrats are
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Yeah. I don't really care. He doesn't really care. He, they have no real power. Dan, you went
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to, you went to Harvard, didn't you, Dan? You're a smart guy. You didn't look into it. You didn't
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do any research. They have no real power, which is interesting because considering what we went
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through the last two years where unelected groups were basically controlling the entire world's
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Yeah. Seems like the Great Reset has hands. Like I can't, I can't fight this thing.
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Yeah. So Dan hasn't looked into it. I guess he's busy. But here's what Klaus Schwab is saying.
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Dan, head of WEF, here's what Klaus Schwab has to say.
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Let's also be clear. The future is not just happening. The future is built by us, by a
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Yeah. But here's Klaus Schwab saying the future will be built by us. The guy who wrote
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The people in this room right now who I've organized together for nefarious reasons.
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Knock, knock, Dan. People are here and they're eating our lunch. Please answer Dan. Dan hasn't
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looked into it. He's busy. It's interesting too, because whenever I go after Dan and make
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fun of Dan justly, of course, and respectfully, I get kind of roasted online by his bots.
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So Dan's got bots and they found like a picture of this picture of me and the bots post it
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Dan got that from a tweet that I tweeted like four years ago to Joy Villa. So it's not even
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like you got some image of me. Dan, I tweeted this. The tweet is still up. And now Dan gave
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the bots that picture and told them to run with it, I guess.
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Yeah. Classic Dan. And you know what? It's just interesting to me. Like, oh, it's just
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people. They're all Democrats. Yeah. It's like the Democrats of every country joining together
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to try to collude while they're in power to do certain things and say certain phrases.
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Yeah. But that's nothing. That doesn't count as anything.
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He hasn't looked into it. I mean, it's just people. It's just people.
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Yeah. No real power. Just like the WHO, no real power. The World Economic Forum, no real
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power. People in Davos, no real power. Do you really believe that, Dan? Or are you a
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WEF rising star who just got taken off the website? Yeah. So, Dan, you really are dropping
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the ball again. It puts the phrase, you know the phrase, Dan the man?
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Yeah. That's on the chopping block now, I think.
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It takes Dan out of Dan the man, which is a shame because Dan the man is like an American
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pastime. That phrase. Yeah. Dan the man, that's like pure Americana. Exactly.
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And Dan ruined that, which is bad. So, moving on. Let's get into something a little bit more
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enjoyable. Light swing section on Dan Crenshaw this week. Let's get into Cringe of the Week.
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All right. Our first Cringe of the Week clip is this guy named Lyric. He says, my name
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is Lyric. And then parentheses, no, it's not. Yeah. You took my bit. That's what I was going
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So, for those of you that don't know, my name is Lyric.
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Today, I'm making a video that isn't like the other content.
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This is like the meme person. The nose, the bullring nose and literal purple hair with
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I typically make. Basically, I'm raising money to help fund my son's transition-related costs.
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Basically, we already have a diagnosis of dysphoria for him.
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We have gotten his blood work done and we need to start him in baby walkers.
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That's where you have it all wrong. And that's where like the disconnect is. I'm sharing with
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his permission. It's your kid. You're in charge of the kid. There's no consent. There's
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no, oh, with his permission. It's not his choice. It's a child. And that's where these
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people have it all wrong because that's probably the same thought process that got him to
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this place where he needs to transition the kid because he's listening to the kid instead
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of listening to himself and leading the child. So, yeah.
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Well, I think if I kind of think he is leading the child.
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On a path, a predetermined path with where no, it's like that cow meme, like your choice
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Basically, we already have a diagnosis of gender dysphoria.
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We already have a diagnosis for gender dysphoria.
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We have gotten his blood work done and we need to start him on puberty blockers as soon
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as possible. Now, I personally, I didn't I transitioned later, so I wasn't familiar
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with how puberty blockers worked. Basically, my insurance doesn't cover this, which is
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We get the picture. You're raising money to turn to permanently change your child and your
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child is trans because you're trans and because your child was a soft clay moldable sponge
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and you basically compromised the child and made them trans. There's nothing genetic about
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Sure. This is an episode of American Horror Story or is this just?
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Yeah, exactly. I feel like if this came out in the 90s, this guy would go to jail. CPS would
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Yeah. Where's CPS at for this? What's their stance on trans kids and puberty blockers? Isn't
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that a little crazy? And I didn't even realize it's the first watch around, but that cost thing,
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it's only two grand. If it's important to you, you'll find two grand, not internet.
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But it's crazy that, yeah. It's like, what's the guy's job probably? He probably has no money.
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Yeah. So yeah, it's interesting. The guy's got no money. The guy's got no job. The guy
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has a kid, which is actually better than I'm doing.
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So props to him. I wonder how that even happened because if he's trans and he's a guy.
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He gave birth to the kid and now he's got a beard and maybe a schlop dick or whatever
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they call him. That's the correct medical term, schlop dick.
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I don't know how they attach it. And I'm sure, you know, so that's what's going on over in
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that household. Let's go to the next clip, which is what's going on in the schools. Similar
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topic. A 13-year-old child is getting in trouble for sexual harassment misgendering.
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Yeah. So this we actually included in last week in culture last week, but middle schooler
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13 is terrified he'll be shunned by colleges after he was accused of sexual harassment
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for using wrong pronoun while talking to nine non-binary classmate. And so this was a Title
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Nine complaint filed against the kid. So they're using Title Nine, which is like for sexual assault
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issues and using it for a misgendering. So new weaponization of the left just dropped,
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Yeah. This kind of happened to me in sixth grade.
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Yeah. There was, well, not, it wasn't trans, but there was a, we're in school. It was at
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the last day before Christmas break or something. And this kid in front of me, who everyone thought
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was gay, he, before the class ended, got down on one knee and proposed to me. So I said,
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oh, so you are gay. And then the whole class laughed. The teacher laughed, thought nothing
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of it. Everyone thought he was gay. And then I got, the next period I got called into the
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principal's office. I had no idea what it was for. I get there, the kid's sitting there
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like looking down, has a piece of paper with some notes prepared, I guess. And then he read
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the thing about how I was so insensitive to say that. What if he was gay? What, how would
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that have made him feel? He felt ostracized, all this stuff. And then I said, you proposed to
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me in front of the whole class, which is gay. Yeah. I think that's textbook gay. Yeah. And then
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the teacher was like, he shut me down. The kid kept reading his thing. I got let off with a
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warning. Later on, years later, that kid was gay. Of course. Came out as gay. Yeah. You don't just
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do stuff like that randomly. Yeah. He a hundred percent was. I got let off with a warning. The kid
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was gay. And that's like one of three things I remember from that age. There you go. Formative memory,
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I guess. Yeah. And so formative, funny memory for you to look back on and laugh at serious issue for
00:21:19.480
this kid who's now in a legal fight. Yeah. Oh, so bad and scared. He can't go to college. And it's
00:21:24.780
like, you don't even want to go to college because when you get there, they're all going to be thinking
00:21:27.560
the same way. Yeah. So you're not getting, it's like, it's not like a good place to get into the
00:21:31.700
college mystique is gone guys. Um, and yeah, this poor kid, it's like his mom on the news talking about
00:21:37.820
it. Like, this is crazy. Just like a normal person who got ambushed by like a crazy left-wing
00:21:42.460
agenda. And now you're in a fight and you, and you have to deal with it. Um, first amendment
00:21:47.840
out the door, you know, you can't, you can't just use whatever words you want. That's gone. Now
00:21:53.060
you're a kid. You got to play by these rules. Stay in this lane. First amendment's gone.
00:21:58.280
First amendment exists unless you offend a trans person. There's like a totem pole now. Oh yeah.
00:22:04.440
And trans people are, they're given a, they're given a, what's it called? Incredibly wide berth
00:22:10.740
or something. Yeah. They're given a pass, uh, when it comes to trans people, if you offend
00:22:16.180
a trans person, that's the worst thing you can do. It doesn't matter what your constitutional
00:22:19.340
rights are. Yep. Moving on. Uh, there was a John Mulaney standup show. Yeah. And he had
00:22:25.780
Dave Chappelle come on as like a warmup, like a secret guest, which is like, if you go to
00:22:29.620
a comedy show for an A-lister and then they bring another A-lister, it's like the best day
00:22:33.980
ever. It's like, dude, that was the best show ever. That only happens once. That's so rare.
00:22:38.340
Like I got two for the price of one. Exactly. So they did that. They brought Dave Chappelle
00:22:43.740
on. Dave Chappelle made some jokes and then everyone's freaking out. There's a headline
00:22:48.520
from Jezebel, like John Mulaney forces his fans to get bullied, his trans fans to get
00:22:54.520
bullied by Dave Chappelle. It says made his queer, queer and trans fans pay to be bullied.
00:23:00.020
So everyone's getting mad at Dave Chappelle. The joke Dave Chappelle made was I got attacked
00:23:05.920
by someone with a gun that identified as a knife. Yeah. Because the gun wasn't actually
00:23:11.240
a gun. It was like a gun shape and it had a knife blade on it. So that was the joke.
00:23:16.920
It wasn't even making fun of trans people. It was making a joke about the gun identifying
00:23:22.360
as a knife. And that was like triggering too much. Dave Chappelle crossed the line. Yeah.
00:23:27.560
This is so bad. You know, blah, blah, blah. I'm like looking through the, uh, the article
00:23:33.620
or the article and like the people replying. Yeah. And it's like the people who are replying
00:23:38.560
are like these weird furry people. Oh, these anime people. Oh yeah. Well, cause they're
00:23:43.260
next. Yeah. So they're below trans. You're a, you're a furry. Actually, you're kind of in
00:23:48.420
a, what is this? This is a dog shirt. This is the Jerry, the dog shirt. You're kind of a
00:23:53.820
furry if you're wearing that, but they, they're underneath trans people. They're even worse.
00:23:59.300
Yeah. They're weirder. Right. Yeah. Um, here, here's a funny sentence from this Jezebel article,
00:24:04.500
which is just written by a full activist. Um, and since Chappelle is apparently as predictable
00:24:09.960
and uncreative as he is bigoted, he reportedly opened with a string of anti-trans and anti-gay
00:24:14.980
jokes right off the bat. And it's like, dude, as bigoted as he is and like throwing around
00:24:20.540
all these words, nobody cares. People who like comedy love Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle
00:24:25.240
is one of the funniest guys ever. Yeah. Like it's not even hard. Joke structure, like
00:24:29.920
timing, vibe. Dave Chappelle is one of the best. And he's made fun of so many groups for
00:24:34.780
all these years. He's made fun of everybody. Exactly. But he crosses a line when he says,
00:24:38.860
oh, the gun identified as a knife. It's not even that funny. It's not even that like, it's
00:24:42.260
not even that crucial to the set. Exactly. Just like a quick little side bit. And it's
00:24:46.040
like John Mulaney is underneath Dave Chappelle. Oh yeah. Dave Chappelle is here. John Mulaney
00:24:50.960
is here. Um, so it's like, if you're going to that John Mulaney show, that's a huge treat.
00:24:55.660
And then imagine like people complaining afterwards, like, dude, the Beatles were there and then
00:25:00.140
the Rolling Stones came out. Like it's literally amazing. Yeah. Um, but yeah, it's, it's a, again,
00:25:06.660
a single issue voter. It's like a single issue thing. It's like, nope, he bullied trans and
00:25:11.340
we're calling it bullying now, even though it's on stage written to be funny. We're just
00:25:16.380
calling it bullying. Um, but yeah, that, that can ruin your whole night. And then I imagine
00:25:22.820
like the people just stewing in their seats, like he's fucking here. And it's like, they
00:25:28.680
write an article about it. There's maybe one, maybe one person. And then I saw along this
00:25:34.280
people were posting about like the privilege wheel about like who has the most privilege and
00:25:39.340
power in society. And it's basically like, if you're a straight, slim, white male who
00:25:43.980
speaks English and has two parents and rich and you're hetero, like that's who has all
00:25:48.500
the power. And it's literally the opposite. Like, Oh, a straight, slim, white male. Like
00:25:53.800
what? Nick Sandman. Yeah. Like Kyle Rittenhouse. How about that 13 year old boy? Who's, uh,
00:25:58.520
getting title nine complaints for misgendering someone? Is he, is he just, uh, dominating
00:26:03.520
everyone? If he had all the power, wouldn't he just be like trans freak and say whatever he
00:26:08.180
wants and getting away with it? And everyone's like, Oh man, he's got a full scholarship for
00:26:12.300
that. Yeah. Welcome to Harvard son. Yeah, exactly. But yeah, of course now, cause that's made
00:26:18.360
up. This power wheel is made up and, uh, whoever has power in your school, whatever woman, purple
00:26:23.960
hair lady got to be vice principal. It really is the opposite where it's like the trans people
00:26:29.740
have the most power because they're not allowed to be made fun of. And if you're not allowed to
00:26:35.640
be made fun of, you're treated differently and more exceptionally treated better than
00:26:39.660
everyone else where it's like, you can make fun of anyone you want except these people
00:26:43.000
because they get special treatment. So there that's who has the power. Absolutely. A hundred
00:26:47.040
percent. The carve outs, the special treatment carve outs. Yep. Moving on. Uh, the male teacher
00:26:52.000
with the underwear. Yeah. So this is, I have a title pervert who gets off. I don't know if
00:26:58.300
that's, I don't know if that's all right. Sounds about right. But it says, uh, a male teacher
00:27:02.080
writes about how good it feels wearing women's undergarments to school and coming out as non
00:27:06.040
binary to his students. And so the text on this says, so this is me feeling my best teacher
00:27:10.660
self because I'm wearing panties on a work day for the first time ever. And I feel so
00:27:14.580
good. Prove it. Let's see. Let's see it. Prove it. Prove it. It says ID, a tall bearded
00:27:20.440
Demi boy with pomaded hair and glasses, wearing a purple and white checkered shirt, a gray sweater
00:27:26.280
vest and brown tweed jacket with black jeans. I don't know why he wrote that, but he's looking
00:27:31.480
into the camera going, don't tell anybody I'm a pervert getting off right now. Yeah.
00:27:37.700
I wonder what other situations there are. What other secrets he's having people not tell.
00:27:42.220
Yeah. So this guy, this guy's a real creep and he's posting like, like we always say,
00:27:47.020
these people are comfortable enough to post online. They're basically doing kink stuff in
00:27:51.100
front of kids. And it's like, you know, that guy gets like a rush that he's doing it. Like,
00:27:56.360
oh, I'm actually doing it in class. This is so hot. Like this is similar to the, imagine it was
00:28:03.260
the nineties, you know, Mr. Mr. Smith posted this and then the whole town would come with pitchforks
00:28:08.520
until he got fired. Yeah. Mr. Smith's wearing a thong. Yeah. Let's knock him out. Yeah.
00:28:14.580
Yeah. But all the dads back in a, you know, the right time, nineties, whatever would have,
00:28:21.700
would have stopped that. So yeah, we've had three cringe of the week so far, trans fundraising,
00:28:26.760
jail, 13 year old sexual assault for misgendering, whoever started that jail and this guy jail.
00:28:33.440
Yeah. There's a, there's a lot of, for people that say that jails are overpopulated, I think
00:28:37.960
maybe with the wrong people. Yeah. Uh, maybe we just need a double capacity.
00:28:42.400
We need more cells. Uh, moving on the North face ad, a new North face ad just dropped, you know,
00:28:48.560
North face the outdoor company where, you know, people used to wear that on like climbing Mount
00:28:53.700
Everest and stuff, right? Climbing Mount Everest. You go for a hike, things you do in nature.
00:28:58.820
So very natural things. I'm sure this will be in line with that.
00:29:10.760
Ladies and gentlemen, you are cordially invited to the summer of pride.
00:29:21.420
Nature lets you be who you are. Proceeds to put on three pounds of makeup, a giant fake wig and
00:29:27.580
whatever. Yeah. That's, that's you and nature, not an abomination made up into.
00:29:33.820
Yeah. Not a man-made abomination. This is the natural, this is your natural way.
00:29:39.760
Okay. Just kidding. You can come put on your boots and come out side with us.
00:29:47.900
Don't you think this is all a little intense? I mean, look at you, you're in a literal tent right
00:29:56.840
now, but no, this event will not be intense. Everyone is invited. Everyone is invited. I bet I
00:30:00.720
wouldn't be allowed to go. Yeah. It's like, are we allowed to come and argue about this? It's like,
00:30:04.960
no. Yeah. Only people that like it. Um, yeah. So, I mean, another brand, uh, this is like jumping
00:30:12.020
the gun to pride month now. So like not only is pride month, the whole month of June and all the
00:30:17.260
corporations will change all their Twitter handles to a pride flag, but now you got North face, you
00:30:22.040
got a competition. It's like a front runner thing. Yeah. I want to grab the headlines early for pride
00:30:26.440
month. So it's leaking over. So the end of May is now pride month. I'm sure they're going to be
00:30:31.320
partying, giving each other monkey pox all of June through July quarter now and it's the monkey
00:30:37.420
pox pride quarter. It's a good, it's a dangerous year. The gays own the summer. It's the summer of
00:30:41.940
gay and they're summer of twinks and they're, they're traveling all the gay across the country
00:30:46.760
with North face. Great sponsors. I'm more of a summit ice guy myself, so I will not be, uh,
00:30:53.340
wearing North face anymore, but I never wore North face anyway. And it's too hot in Florida to wear
00:30:57.960
North face, but it's easy to never wear it again. Yeah. Goodbye North face. I'll see you later.
00:31:03.800
It's funny. All these legacy brands that are doing like stupid things, Carhartt, North face,
00:31:08.560
weird marketing, you're going to get replaced. You know, brands have like this life cycle where
00:31:16.020
you're, you're the, you're very cool early North face at first was like rock climbers, mountain
00:31:21.860
climbers, people wearing it on literal mountaintops. Then it's like, all right, the tech workers
00:31:26.600
wearing the North face vest. I'm wearing this sort of thing. I'm a city guy. I'm a, Hey,
00:31:30.120
it's cool, man. It's a good, cool brand. Eventually you lose. And then you're just like
00:31:34.100
some marketing thing doing gay left wing ads and you lose all that coolness and your identity
00:31:40.680
that made you valuable in the first place. Um, and so it trickles all the way down to the
00:31:47.780
gay sex orgy parties. You get monkey pox. Yeah. You take prep so you don't get AIDS and you
00:31:55.140
have sex with everybody. You guys know about prep. That's the thing that the gays do. Yeah. They
00:31:59.740
take the prep is like the, the pill that prevents HIV. So your chances of getting HIV are extremely
00:32:05.680
low when you take prep. So you, so you go to a party, you take prep and then you have sex with
00:32:11.960
everyone in the house, as many people as you can. And some of them might have AIDS or HIV. So you take
00:32:18.000
the preventative pill so you can have sex with people with AIDS. Uh, and then you get monkey pox too.
00:32:23.120
Now monkey pox is going around the gays as well. So that's what North face wants to inject
00:32:27.760
themselves into. Just making a leap. North face wants you on prep. Yeah. Doing prep parties.
00:32:33.280
They do. Because if you said, Hey North face, should people take prep before having gay orgy?
00:32:38.720
They're not going to say no. That's actually very true. It's almost a trick question.
00:32:42.520
Gotcha. Yeah. Let's ask. Um, yeah. Just pull out your phone because like get in the North face
00:32:50.140
chat with like customer service. Like, what do you guys think about prep? And it's like, what?
00:32:54.960
Um, but yeah, that commercial sucks. It's low budget. It's just some guy in a field and then
00:32:59.860
in a dress. It is low budget, but it probably still costs 70 grand. 10 man crew. 10 man crew.
00:33:06.900
They probably there. Is there animals? Those real animals? I think it was fake.
00:33:10.480
Fake animals. But now these days you probably have to have like a real animal trainer on site to make
00:33:14.780
sure the puppets aren't, you know, getting abused or whatever. Make sure the animals don't get COVID.
00:33:18.800
Mm hmm. The gay guy probably cost a ton of money. They probably paid him dumb, dumb amount,
00:33:23.960
probably paid him 50 K. Yeah. Um, and then they had to do all this stuff. I'm sure that whole
00:33:28.860
shoe costs a hundred K. Yep. So North face can virtue signal to the homosexuals having the
00:33:35.020
gay prep circuit parties. Yep. That's what's up. That's what happened in America. There's your
00:33:39.700
company. There's North face. There's your company. You used to like, um, so I'll never wear North face
00:33:44.460
again, but I really haven't ever worn it in the first place. So it's easy. Yeah. Not the target
00:33:49.400
demo. You're not doing much mountain climbing or yeah, not much mountain climbing in the foreseeable
00:33:53.600
future either. Moving on the dead name students, uh, cringe clip. Yeah. This one I actually like
00:34:00.680
kind of has a happy ending. Yeah. This should be an uplifting goal. All right, guys. So I have been
00:34:06.340
put in the position to dead name and misgender students for the last few months or whatever,
00:34:13.120
since I started working at my current school corporation. And today was the day that I
00:34:17.380
resigned. Um, I was called in and they said they had had a meeting with the superintendent or assistant
00:34:24.400
superintendent and the school lawyer. And that, um, while they are here, while students are with us,
00:34:31.320
we are acting in local parental, which apparently means that we are acting in place of the parents.
00:34:35.760
And so therefore we have to abide by parent wishes. Um, it's like a pretty good rule when
00:34:41.520
it comes to people who are doing freak stuff. Um, it's not about you, buddy. It's not about what
00:34:48.260
you think peak kids should be called or the gender, whatever drugs you're on. Yeah. This is about the
00:34:53.960
kids. It's not about you. You're interfacing with the kids. You need to do what the parents want you
00:34:58.540
to do. I like the, there's like an eye roll, like meeting with the superintendent. Like, yeah,
00:35:03.760
there are rules in place. Like you, you can't just go off the plantation and go crazy.
00:35:09.140
Yeah. And that's the two different ways of thinking like this person and that trans guy
00:35:12.640
who had the trans kid who's raising the money. They both are like allowing the kids to decide,
00:35:17.380
Oh, the kids want to be called this. I need, you know? So it's the same thing of like the consent
00:35:21.560
coming from the children instead of being an adult and saying, I'm an adult, I'm in charge of the
00:35:25.740
kids. Uh, so that's, uh, that, that's like the thought process in action there.
00:35:31.260
Yeah. And clearly you're a single issue voter here. Like this is gender and I won't dead name
00:35:37.600
is that's the most important thing to you. Then you probably shouldn't be a teacher, right? Like
00:35:41.860
maybe do a job where you're capable of like go stuff teddy bears with their guts on the factory
00:35:45.920
line or something. Or go work at Petland, go work at the pet store. Yeah. That's a good place
00:35:50.240
for people like this. Yeah, exactly. You don't have to misgender anything. It's just a dog.
00:35:54.120
And there's lizards, there's snakes, there's fish. You can spend a lot of time with the fish
00:36:00.340
trying to do things, whatever you would do with the kids. And then it wouldn't really matter.
00:36:04.660
The stakes aren't as high. It won't go anywhere. You can say, Oh, these are these male fish think
00:36:08.640
they're female. No one cares. You can do that. Yeah. And so at the end of the day, this person
00:36:13.160
just gave up. They quit. Good. They resigned. So the trash, I guess, took itself out. The person who's
00:36:19.060
trying to do weird stuff with the kids is now gone because they can't do weird stuff with the kids.
00:36:23.140
I think we should follow their career probably. Make sure they don't get hired at another school.
00:36:27.760
Oh, yeah. Post this video. Start emailing this video out because
00:36:31.220
Start babysitting. Yeah. Because this is crazy. But I mean, I think we got a good result here.
00:36:36.960
Right. 100 P. Keep playing with some good stuff. It comes later.
00:36:39.800
So because of this, I have resigned. I am queer. I'm lesbian. I'm non-binary.
00:36:49.560
And how are you non-binary and a lesbian? Because a lesbian is a girl who likes a girl.
00:36:57.540
But if you're not binary, you're not a girl or a boy. So I think you need a new word.
00:37:02.540
I'm sure this person has a very long paragraph to send you with some justifying explanation of that.
00:37:08.120
But it won't make sense to anybody. I think you need a new word. If you're a lesbian,
00:37:11.400
that means you're a girl in a relationship with a girl. I think you have to be like a demi-les.
00:37:15.520
Yeah. I'm a demi-les, meaning like, oh, I'm dating a girl and I'm femme, but I'm not a female.
00:37:23.440
Oh, I guarantee you there already is a word for it, right?
00:37:25.580
Yeah, she has the word. We're just not ready for it.
00:37:27.780
I will not be put in a position to feel like I'm going against my own community.
00:37:32.180
And I will not feed into misgendering or deadnaming.
00:37:41.280
And if I had not resigned, I would have gotten fired for it.
00:37:43.860
And that way you have your community, the people that you talk to online or people that you interact with.
00:37:47.540
We don't need to grow the community any more than it's growing already.
00:37:51.360
And when you have these people in place in these schools and they're in charge of kids,
00:37:57.460
All the young kids identify as that because they think it's cool and they want to be friends with the teacher
00:38:01.040
and they want to be different and go against their parents.
00:38:03.240
So we can halt the growth of that LGBTQIA whatever community by getting rid of people like this.
00:38:13.720
And one of my favorite lines, she says, I'm going to try to play it again.
00:38:17.100
When it comes to preferred name and pronouns, which just like isn't true.
00:38:26.920
You're like a 21-year-old, Demi Lezo, whatever we just named.
00:38:31.740
So it's like, why would anybody take advice from you?
00:39:02.760
Leave it out of the classroom, you crazy person.
00:39:05.620
And then again, another bull nose ring on this chick.
00:39:08.780
And it's interesting too because these people, I'm surprised to see her resign and leave.
00:39:14.200
Because usually they'd be like, oh, I'm going to stay and subvert.
00:39:18.000
And I'm going to hide and like, you know, not tell anyone.
00:39:20.380
And I got my secret pride flag or I secretly won't listen.
00:39:24.040
Usually they go against and think it's like their bigger calling to resist that and then
00:39:31.620
So this person quitting and resigning is actually pretty good.
00:39:39.420
There's no money to be paid every month by her.
00:39:43.140
That takes us out of cringe of the week and into our urban decay section.
00:39:46.740
This urban decay is one of my favorite ones we've ever done.
00:39:51.340
I know we're going to put this towards the end, but let's bring to the beginning the
00:39:58.760
If this was at Spirit, it would be like a normal Tuesday.
00:40:01.900
This wouldn't even make the news if it was Spirit.
00:40:03.680
This is happening right now at the Spirit Airlines in Fort Lauderdale or whatever.
00:40:12.740
Vegas Spirit Airlines is probably the worst terminal to be in.
00:40:16.720
And so, you know, we don't like talking about things that go super viral.
00:40:21.140
We kind of want to stay in the, you know, smaller, underreported lane.
00:40:24.660
But this one went super viral and for the wrong reasons, I guess.
00:40:30.800
And most of what went viral was the shortened version of the video.
00:40:35.580
Which is crazy because there's a video everyone saw where the United Airlines guy comes over,
00:40:42.820
And everyone goes, well, you slapped him and he got knocked out.
00:40:46.580
And then the black guy's going, do you all see that?
00:40:49.380
And it's like, yeah, you're kind of justified if you start the video at a midway point.
00:40:52.920
But the crazy thing is, this video has like 30 seconds before that that not everyone has seen.
00:40:58.740
And it's the crazy thing is, it's the same video.
00:41:01.300
It's not like a different angle that caught the incident before it escalated.
00:41:05.580
Meaning the person who shot the video, cropped it, edited it to make it look like the United guy swung first and then just got justifiably knocked out.
00:41:14.580
So we actually switched positions and we are on the United Airlines guy's side.
00:41:26.540
Even this video didn't start at the right time.
00:42:03.280
And before you even get into your commentary, I want to point out on the screen, this is the root of the argument, I think.
00:42:15.880
So he didn't get a luggage cart, which cost $5.
00:42:19.260
He was using a wheelchair, which is meant for people, for his bags.
00:42:30.800
That's when the viral video starts, slaps him back, then gets knocked out.
00:42:36.160
And so even this video kind of starts when there's already an altercation.
00:42:42.180
You know, obviously, filming, you're not going to film like there might be an altercation over here coming.
00:42:46.660
You know, unless you're, you know, Peter Parker photographing Spider-Man.
00:42:51.020
And so this guy, the guy, the customer who is fighting and swinging, he was in the NFL and now he is on a Canadian Football League team.
00:43:04.700
And as we saw, he bloodies this guy up pretty bad.
00:43:12.660
I thought that was just what Al Baldwin wanted.
00:43:15.560
But this guy got arrested and charged with simple assault and the United worker is fired.
00:43:22.700
United workers fired but not charged and the other guy is charged.
00:43:26.020
And Alec Baldwin, forget everything that's happened with him lately, has chimed in and said that he's on the United Airlines guy's side as we are because people come to work and expect safety.
00:43:41.800
He said the guy working at the airport is the victim.
00:43:45.660
The other guy with his big mouth is guilty of workplace abuse where people come to work with an expectation of safety, even civility.
00:43:52.420
This asshole who hit this guy should be put on a no-fly list.
00:44:03.500
Like, can I step back in, say, people expect workplace civility and safety and see, like, out of 10, how many people are like, what?
00:44:13.720
And it was basically 99 out of 100 who said, Alec, sit this one out.
00:44:18.400
Not ready for you to come fully back yet, Alec Baldwin.
00:44:20.820
But Alec Baldwin is against Spirit Airlines behavior.
00:44:57.760
Here's my other favorite part is, I don't know if we're going to be able to play the music for copyright issues.
00:45:02.000
Someone's just listening to music on a boombox.
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Like, no headphones, just like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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So, guy's smoking meth, lit cigarette, where's the bus driver?
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I was on the street, though, and I was walking, and some guy was smoking, I think, crack.
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And he was smoking in the corner, and I was walking by, and he went and blew it out, and it went in my face.
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But I could have easily breathed it in, which would have been so disgusting, breathing in crack that was in a crackhead's lungs.
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I've seen those in those little kits they hand out, and they're probably all over the streets now.
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There was an interesting clip I saw the other day about buses and the simulation and proof that the simulation is real.
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For example, a car, when you drive a car, you have a little bit of room on either side in the lane you're in.
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When you drive a bus, a bus has two seats and two seats and a row up the middle, super wide.
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But then that bus fits in the same lane as a car.
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Sometimes the bus has two stories and has stairs and goes up to the second floor.
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I think it's just like a simulation coding thing.
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So, keep an eye out next time you're in a crack bus to make sure you're not in the simulation.
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But so, imagine like, and who else rides the bus?
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You know, this is one of those things where it's like, who do you see riding the bus?
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That nice old lady who carries, the old Asian lady who carries that like roller thing with all her belongings on it.
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She gets on the bus and then she's just breathing in crack smoke and lit cigarette stuff.
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This is who the bus is for in these cities now.
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And I guarantee if you said anything, someone's swinging at you.
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He's trying to make, I guess, somewhat of a sharp turn.
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And he's hitting like this pillar, this pole, concrete pole.
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And instead of going around and doing what you need to do, he just said, you know what?
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And he just ran it over and dislocated his truck and just showed up with whatever.
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At a certain point, you have to know what's going on.
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I think he knew and was just so mad and was like, you know what?
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I remember I got a flat tire like a couple months ago and I just drove all the way home with it.
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I'm just going to floor it and it's going to be ugly, but I'm getting the car home.
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Last Urban Decay clip, the jewelers fight back.
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You did a good job, but I don't think we've ever seen a response like this quite yet.
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Oh, four hooded masked men who are already smashing the glass.
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This is the way people can't defend themselves.
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Or you just leave L.A. and bring your business somewhere else, which is also happening by
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Do you think there should be laws anywhere about, like, group smash and grabs?
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That's kind of a new thing coming out where, like, J.B. Pritzker, the useless governor of
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I think he signed a new law about, like, raiding stores that, like, escalates it or makes it
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That's not just, like, putting something in your pocket.
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You know, that smash and grab, you ruin the store.
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And it's premeditated with a big group of people.
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You give us three names of other people who did it.
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And it's one of those things where it's, like, the laws already exist.
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Stealing and breaking and robbery is already a law.
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Otherwise, these things are going to keep happening.
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You think you're safe because you're in a group.
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And it's like, oh, if 10 people ran into the mall and run out with all this stuff,
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But, you know, like, we need something because, you know how it's like, oh, if you commit a
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felony and then you fire a gun, it's like, it's escalated.
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You know, if you're with five people, it's escalated.
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There's a lot of things to be down about, especially this week.
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Obviously, we didn't cover the mass shooting at the school.
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But there's no reason to really go into it here.
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It's going to be the same thing you hear everywhere else.
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We know what the left's going to do with this massacre.
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It's hard to have an uplifting fun show on a Friday with such a downer topic, such a sad,
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And then, like, oh, let's talk about this person doing freak stuff.
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So if you guys want to get your sad news coverage, you can get it from pretty much anywhere else.
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I don't want to do fear porn or weird politicizing literal children's deaths immediately after.
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We actually can't help ourselves to, like, intro the Uplifting Gold section with the why
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We can never have a true Uplifting Gold section.
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So the first one, a bird steals an entire pizza.
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That bird's strong to be able to get that off the ground.
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That's 4X, 10X the body weight of a bird, right?
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This is my favorite clip from Uplifting Gold this week.
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I was going too fast, but I told him that my grandma fell and broke her leg.
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Can you just lay down and act like you broke your leg?
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If you were in Dante's Peak and the boat was getting corroded and sinking, that grandma's
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The OG sacrificial grandma who would do anything for the kids.
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But they all have that sacrificial gene in them, and that's why we love them.
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That's why it's very important to respect our elders.
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This great white shark clip, I guess this is one that could be not in uplifting gold.
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And then look at this at the very end of the clip.
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You see how quickly the shark disappears in the water?
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And then it gets like two feet away from the boat.
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And then it's basically just camouflage gone in the ocean.
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Everyone's going to be going out this weekend for Memorial Day on their boats.
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Jump out in the boat in the middle of wherever and swim around.
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Every time you jump out of a boat, that thing's in the water with you.
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And then it's just two feet away and it's gone.
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I'm going at the end of the month on a family vacation and we're going spearfishing in Martha's Vineyard.
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They might take a bite, but you can't swallow you whole or anything.
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So if I'm spearfishing and I see a shark like that?
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You get the spear ready and you start playing defense.
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I was going to say, I have the spear in the gun.
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Because then it's attached to the shark and now I'm on a ride.
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You can't do a preemptive strike against a shark.
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Here's a little hack to get the cool, useless prizes.
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This is taking advantage of the nice restaurant that's going to give you
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Moving on to our last uplifting gold clip of the week.
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This is a, it's not a video, but it's just some still images.
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But apparently a town in Poland around 4th of July has an America celebration.
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So a main thing is they, they, they wear, they eat apple pie, barbecue, burgers, stuff
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They dress in Letterman jackets and then they eventually do recreations of like
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shootings and like trailer park type behavior, like live PD type stuff where it's like, get
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Um, and these Polish people just LARP as Americans for a day, uh, shooting guns, everything.
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It's like when, if the world ends in America, something bad happens here.
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Poland is on the short list for the countries we go to.
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That's like on the top three of like, all right, well, you have to get out of here.
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So I see a lot of myself in these, these kinds of guys.
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They're just basically kind of doing like a white trash, 4th of July fireworks, barbecue
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And then they, they have some tent that says like, fuck the police.
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Um, and so the reenactment of reenactments of the police brutality stuff is hilarious.
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